Duncan Trussell Family Hour - 671: William Montgomery

Episode Date: March 9, 2025

William Montgomery, esteemed documentary filmmaker and self-described popinjay, re-joins the DTFH! William Montgomery also has a show! We forgot its name, click here to go to the link we copied from a list of search results without viewing it ourselves, and let us know if we got it right! This episode is brought to you by: AG1 is offering new subscribers a FREE $76 gift when you sign up. You’ll get a Welcome Kit, a bottle of D3K2 AND 5 free travel packs in your first box. So make sure to check out DrinkAG1.com/Duncan to get this offer! Try your first month of BlueChew FREE. Visit BlueChew.com for more details and important safety information. Check Out Squarespace.com for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, Squarespace.com/DUNCAN to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain.

Welcome to the DTFH. Returning to the podcast is one of my favorite people on planet Earth, William Montgomery. You probably have already heard about his controversial yet beautiful film, The Bush Boys Adventure at Carnival. Now, it's South by Southwest. I was lucky enough to see it. It is amazing, heartwarming, beautiful, erotic, all the things you want in a good documentary. And William is here with us today to talk about what it was like to make what is being called one of the most beautiful and heartfelt films of 2025.

Here's William Montgomery. Everything is perfect, I'm okay. Everything is perfect, I'm okay. Everything is perfect I'm okay. Everything is perfect every single day. Everything is perfect I'm okay. I'm okay. I'm okay Josh Okay, let's start and cut this song, please So Sxsw Has come to Austin this city is on fire

It is the energy in Austin when South by Southwest comes here is like nothing. It's palpable How do you say palpable? It's palpable out there. It's palpable. How do you say it? Palpable. It's palpable. It's palpable out there. It's palpable and it's zesty, it's wild. Sexually charged. Big time. And so, obviously people who don't live in Austin

aren't aware of what it's like here. And SXSW has been compared to Carnival. Yes, in Rio de Janeiro. And so this brings me to what obviously we should talk about, which is why you came on the show. You have a movie premiering at SXSW. Tell me about Bush Boys, or what is it? The Bush Boys Adventure at Carnival. Yeah, yeah bush boys adventure at carnival

And I'm actually I actually did a Q&A a little bit before this that's why I can't tell I don't know if y'all can Tell that I'm sweating, but I was actually wearing this yes. Oh my gosh. They're making us do All of these walkthroughs. It's me and some of the cast a couple of the bush boys are have actually come from Rio no shit normally they don't travel, but we're able the cast a couple of the bush boys or have actually come from Rio No shit, normally they don't travel but we're able to get a couple of the Bush boys we're able to get them up here. They're having a great time I bet I mean is SXSW ready for the Bush boys is the real question. Is it real? I gotta ask this you know I There was one time

In my life where I had multiple like many many orgasms Yeah, I was on LSD and I think I had like six orgasms in a row It's just back to back to back to back to back pretty much and I'd heard that, you know I'd read shit. Timothy Leary said this could happen and you know, but I'd never Experienced that before You know the prostates involved and stuff and maybe that was part of it, but I'm just curious Are the Bush boys the sexual

Power houses that they seem like in your movies. Yes What I'm specifically Tomas, we call him Thomas, but I think it's really Tomas. As you were talking about earlier, they do have these parking structures down here, especially during South by Southwest, where yeah, they're just girls that will suck on your dick. What is that?

I mean, it's crazy. Yeah, you were talking about it earlier. Three on the way here. Three on the way here and you know, I I'm a nice guy which yeah, generally Ladies don't like that and I try to be polite and like hey, I got a podcast to do force field and it's and you know, it's like At some point you just don't want to hurt someone's feeling these are college girls They're still building their confidence up. And it's like-

But they're there, they're up in the parking structure. They know what they're doing. I agree, Duncan, there was a point in time I'm thinking this is horrible. They need to get the police, something. They need to stop this, but it's almost like, well, if the girls are choosing to do that. Yeah.

Well, it's- I don't know, who are we to say? Who am I? Who am I to say, oh, you're not allowed to do that with your body. You're not allowed to they should be a let if they want to it's not hurting me And also I kind of feel like it's the role of the the older gentleman in society to sort of build up Younger people and you know it like I've seen in the parking garages like you see them Some of them are crying because someone refused the blowjob.

And they're genuinely hurt. And it's like, that's the kind of thing where, if you say to them, even politely, like, you know, I'm busy or whatever, I gotta go, I don't have time, or I just got a blowjob from that girl over there. You know, maybe they're gonna smile and act like it doesn't hurt, but you see the pain in their face.

And then that leads to maybe bad decisions down the road stem from insecurity, lack of confidence that when they choose whoever they marry and start a family with, that might not be the best choice. And it's all goes right back to you denying them a chance to Give you a blowjob, which is why you know why I allow it as much as I can I know you have to yeah, sometimes they'll start yeah going down wrong paths I weirdly enough there was a study recently that people stop wearing their seatbelts, you know, one of the girls on Yep, TLC that don't go chasing waterfalls those people one of those girls on TLC that don't go chasing waterfalls. Those people, one of those girls died,

didn't have a seatbelt on. Also the yellow Power Ranger seriously died. No seatbelt. In a car crash. And you are connecting that to someone rejecting the blow job. Yeah, yeah, oh my gosh. There's just a weird connection

and I don't know exactly what it is specifically with the blow jobs or what have you. Well this is what I really loved about Bush Boys Adventure at Carnival because, you know, it starts off you think this is just gonna be a typical, you know, like over sex, toxic masculinity, bro thing, you meet the Bush Boys initially if you're not familiar with them

and they seem kinda like fratty. They're ripped. They're beautiful. Big time. They wear real short shorts a lot of the time. They wear the aqua socks or whatever. Yeah. You can see their penis through the freaking shorts sometimes. Yeah, and so, you know, not that I'm, I, you know, I do enjoy a kind of like bro romp from time to time, but what I didn't expect was the slow reveal, spoiler, that this epidemic that is plaguing the planet of men denying women when they want to suck them off is leading to quantifiable fatalities. And the numbers are heartbreaking.

Astounding. They're astonishing. They're astounding. It's heartbreaking. But that's where the Bush boys come in. That's where we went in. We went down to Rio again. Tomas is from Rio. We go down to Rio and it's pretty much, it's kind of, at least at the beginning, you might have liked it, I don't know, but we go down to Rio and it's pretty much, it's kind of, at least at the beginning, you might have liked it, I don't know, but the beginning part where it's kind of like a girl's gone wild thing. We're just walking around, Tomas is there, Miguel is there, and they're going around their little shorts, you can see their thing or whatever, and then the women are throwing them the beads because it's kind of like similar to a to what people do here in New Orleans during

Mardi Gras. During Mardi Gras. It's very similar to that but we kind of put a spin on it because in the past it was women showing their bosoms what have you. This one, let's get Tomas and Miguel in there. That was my theory. I was thinking okay we got these two hunks down there at Carnival. I was thinking, okay, we got these two hunks down there at Carnaval. How are they going to do down there? How are they going to end up down there when they're shaking their bodies around or they're going to end up with a bunch of necklaces? Just even that. I mean, how many necklaces?

Two guys looking hunky, whatever. They're probably going to end up with a bunch of necklaces. And sure enough, you've got to watch the movie. But sure enough, one of them at least ends up with a whole bunch of necklaces towards the middle of it. I mean, he collapsed under the weight of the necklaces. Collapsed, and that ended up, Duncan, being a really bad problem, and I swear to God, I was talking to South by Southwest earlier.

They were kind of already telling us what general questions they were maybe gonna ask us, and somebody said, uh, well, what about Miguel's knees? He blew out his knees or whatever with the necklaces. And I just tell them, no, you're not going to ask us about that. We're at South by Southwest. Yeah. I have two of my boys in from Rio.

You're not going to be asking. This is like a celebratory. Yes. It's like Carnival. Yeah. Let's treat it like Carnival. Yes. It's like carnival. Yeah, it's treated like carnival Yes treat like carnival and with the in the compassion that you bring to this story They both it by the end by the end of the movie

You know you feel like you're watching a documentary on like Gandhi Yeah, you know it really and I know like these days everybody wants to like do some It really and I know like these days everybody wants to like do some corrective like hope for the world bullshit But this is really it man this for the first time in years probably since the pandemic I felt Hope because you know these guys They you know they could get blown by anybody they're handsome beautiful hunks But that moment when Gloria Uh-huh that that that old lady comes up to Miguel with a necklace

He's just blown his knees out. Yep, but she's been in line She's old. She's trembling. And you see that look in her. Like I could just see, oh she was young once. For sure, you could tell she was pretty. Beautiful. You could tell it was a very pretty, you can sometimes every now and again you can see an old woman or whatever and think damn She used to be really pretty. And that cut to his face where you're thinking like there's no fucking way he's gonna let this old lady blow him after he just literally blew his knees out and How many blowjobs had he gotten up and up until that point?

It was four or five and yeah kind of rapid succession normally It's not really like that like he can do okay and circumstances like that, but Yeah, I was worried. Hey. He just she looks at him, there's no words spoken, it's obvious what's going on. You see she's ready to be rejected, disappointed, and then he just zips down in short shorts and he lets her suck his hog. It was crazy, Duncan, and I'm literally standing right there. I'm seeing all of this happen. It's like it again, it's you're you're totally correct. I mean, I think when people watch, when

people watch the film, they're gonna have a new kind of new breath on life. That's what we've been saying new breath on life. Yeah. You're gonna get it when you watch this film. I mean, it's it's wonderful. Again, Miguel Tomas, there's a guy named Ricardo, super sweet guy. We met him, I think, in Peru when we were on the way down there on the train. Right. But oh, my gosh, just the sweetest guy you've ever met. And he's actually up here right now for South by Southwest is the craziest time right now.

I mean, it like because of that film, this is why, you know, normally when I'm coming through the parking garage is to come here, you know, I'm... I, you know, I hate it, but I'm saying I'm rejecting. I'm rejecting blowjobs a lot. But this time, I let every college girl blow me all the way here. It's South by Southwest.

I mean, we gotta have some fun. Well, yeah, but you know, the fourth blow job, it hurts. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And like, honestly, it's very hard for a 50-year-old man to like, get an erection after the, I mean, these are beautiful college girls in tennis skirts and, you know, sneakers and their beautiful like

vodka on their breasts. Little socks. I noticed a couple today had the little tennis ball side. I looked I saw that same deal where they were wearing the tennis stuff and it's like two little tennis balls hanging off on each side of the sock. God, I can't get enough of that. Well normally yeah that will like definitely like spring is in the air, but you know, fourth, fifth one. But I got to that fifth one and I knew right now if I wanted to. She's seen me getting blown all the way down here.

She knows she's heard me say, listen, I got to go do this podcast. Want a coffee? And I am. I just remembered, you know what? If... ["The DTFH Theme Song"] This episode of The DTFH has been supported by AG1, and I wanna give a shout out to my AG1 buddy, Pam Pomper. Pam Pomper is one of my workout bros.

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drinkag1.com forward slash dunkin to start your new year on a healthier note. Thank you, H.E. That hunk had the compassion to let that old lady who's probably 95, blow him with that, I mean... You know, it's an old mouth, you know? A lot of cocks have been in there, a lot of sugar and cocks. And if he could do it, I can too. And you know what? I got hard, let her do it.

She said thank you so much right when she finished. She said, I have two months to live, and thank you for this. And it's sweet when they say thank you afterwards, because not all the times is it a thank you so much right when she finished. She said, I have two months to live and thank you for this. And it's sweet when they say thank you afterwards because not all the times is it a thank you. I know. What are we doing here? What are we doing here? It is rude.

You know, I do think that the American female blowjob etiquette, you know, I don't wanna be like mansplaining here, but you know, it is, I know it's just words, but I do kind of expect a thank you after you blow me. Yeah, yeah. For any woman who happens to be listening to this or whatever, yeah, just...

Thank us. Thank you afterwards. Yeah, it's simple. It's just basic. I mean, like, do you say thank you at Starbucks? I do. I do too. Yeah, they hand me my hot chocolate Whatever I'm getting it's always thank you. Oh my god. Thank you for the latte. Yeah. Thanks so much. I needed this Thank you needed that. Yeah, thank you. Thank you for the slice of pizza at the pizzeria. Thank you to my doctor Thank you to my tattoo man. Yep, you know what I mean? And yet, for some reason, women, they just

don't seem compelled to say, thanks for letting me suck your dick. Well, it's a cultural thing. Because again, down in Brazil, I found down in Rio, especially, it was, they were cool with that. But again, I mean, I'm hanging out. It's so cool. It's like you're hanging out.

To different culture. Yeah, oh my gosh. And they see Miguel or whatever, and then I'm hanging out with them. So I'm guilty by association. They're like, oh my gosh, who's this hunk? and then I'm hanging out with them. So I'm I'm guilty by association They're like, oh my gosh, who's this honk? Cuz I'm not I'm not a honk at all. But I swear beautiful. You've got a glow Well, thanks. Well, I'm not like fucking Miguel. No, come on. Nobody's like that I know that's like a that's a great a honk

I know but it's cool even being able to hang out with somebody like that when you're down there Yeah, you know I gotta ask this too so though the whole like Brazilian the whole spanking thing like You know if you asked me to spank your ass I would say no I'm not into that I want to spank my friends Yeah, yeah But that's a real thing with bros out there.

Like, they lay each other down on their lap, and they spank their ass for a long time. It is, yeah. No. Watching TV, whatever. What is that? And did he spank your ass? Oh, yeah. Duncan, honestly, it was hard for me to sit down on this chair right now, because again, they're up here right now.

They brought him, and they're the kind of paddles you might have seen in like a movie that deals with fraternities or something. It's literally like a fraternity battle, and they go back, they are so ripped up, they're so muscly, they go back, and they hit you, yay. Sometimes it's on a fence. A lot of times with me, it's just on a fence. I have to lean over a fence. A fence? Yeah, a fence. A lot of the times it on a fence. A lot of times with me is just on a fence. I have to lean over a fence.

A fence? Yeah, a fence. A lot of the times it's a fence. Why not the lap? Because I was laughing too much. They said something, it was kind of a joke. But yeah, they were like, what's going on? Why this kind of isn't funny? What we're trying to do right now. Well, it seems, what is it though? Is it an initiation? That you're saying fucking words? I looked it up in my translator app. I have no idea what those words are. Like, what is that? It's as, as what I've been able to gather, it is an initiation into their, into their group.

So I was more than willing, more than happy to do it. I mean, yes, there would be some evenings you get done. Get. There'd be some nights where you'd get done getting paddled and it's like you've been starving all day because they don't give you a lot of food down there or whatever. And it's like, I swear Duncan, you're not even hungry. I seriously I would go days without eating sometimes down there. This is what you know this is like I like I love like AI and because I love AI I follow a lot of the tech trends and what's going on in Silicon Valley.com I go there all the time and you know you read all this stuff right now in Silicon Valley a lot of the tech people have figured out how to sleep

with just one side of their brain. So half their body falls asleep, the other half of their body stays awake and can code or whatever work. It's really cool and weird looking, you know, because it's like crazy to see that. And they have props to hold this side up. They put themselves in a kind of, it's like a body cast where you can slide in here. So they're sitting up, I was curious if they were maybe- Well, standing up.

Standing up. Yeah, it's like the whole thing is like a mold, they're getting their bodies molded in silicon. And then that's attached to like a framing structure. They put their hands through, their legs through, there's wheels on the bottom, and they basically pull themselves along with this side of their body while this side sleeps.

So kind of like an exoskeleton or maybe half exoskeleton. It's a modular exoskeleton. Theoretically, I guess you could just sleep in it if you wanted to. But yeah, and so when you look at like videos from Apple, videos from any of the big tech companies, it's fascinating to watch because you see the employees are like dragging, one side of them's wide awake, dragging the other side's like asleep and they just roll through the office

and that way they can work 24 hours a day. Damn. Isn't that fucking cool? But the other thing that they're doing is spanking each other. So it like- It gets the endorphins, I mean honestly, it gets the endorphins I mean it's faster than eating and somehow it gives calories which is crazy to hear that you've experienced

yeah again I would go days duggin without ever even eating and I felt stronger than ever you didn't lose weight I did not lose weight I gained weight I was eating a bunch of the stir-fried the Rice like stir-fried rice. Yeah fried rice. Yeah, eating a whole bunch of fried rice See it's I never can remember that I always want to say what is it stir-fried rice? No, just fried rice I always forget that fried right fried right right? It's not stir-fried rice It could be is it I mean if it's fried and you stir it Yeah, if you're doing maybe a stir-fry. Or that would be stirred fried rice.

Stirred fried rice. It's different than stir-fried rice. Stir-fry would imply you did it in a stir fryer. A stir fryer. Or a stirred fryer. It means you're stirring maybe in a wok or something. You're stirring it around and you have all the ingredients. Or a bowl or whatever.

Bowl. I mean, technically you just take fried rice and you, whatever. You could use a plate. I used a plate the other night. It was kind of funny. I was in the apartment and I used a plate to eat my fried rice and I'm thinking, oh my gosh, I hope this doesn't tip over the edge. Like a dangerous thing I'm doing right now.

But that's what happens, Duncan. Hey, don't go, Jason. Water falls the rice. I know, I know. Where your seatbelt. You gotta be careful, wear your seatbelt. But see, that's part of the, I'm living a little more dangerously

and I swear I contribute a decent amount to it of my time down in Rio. I swear. With the Bush boys, I mean, those dudes were, again, something else. They really held my confidence. Yeah. Well, I mean it's I guess like You know in Buddhism they talk about something called Dharmic transmission, which is like when you're with your teacher

They actually it's not the words. It's something else is coming through during the You know during that moment, but I did you know, I did get the feeling I know you you weren't on camera for this one Unfortunately, I think you should should be I would have loved to have seen the fence spanking and stuff Just I'm very curious about the spanking rituals of the Bush boys and and and Very curious. Well when it was on the fence, it was good. Sometimes they made us get in something called bows and toes. I can't remember the translation of what it sounded like when they said it, but it was called bows and toes.

And they would get these bottle caps. They were drinking a lot of beer at the time. And we'd have to put the bottle caps on your elbows. What the fuck? And then you get down in like a push-up position, where your toes are on the ground like you're doing a push-up or whatever, and your hands aren't on it, your freaking elbows are on it with the bottle caps, and then they're hitting you then, and then sometimes then they're not always hitting you in the butt, they're hitting you in the back or the legs, and then you're falling and they're yelling at you,

but just being on the other side of it though, I get where they're coming from. It sounds hard. It sounds like kind of like BDSM Well, it was something else. It was something else. I mean I get I again, I am I Deeply respect all cultures and in no way am I Insulting the spanking rituals of the Bush boys or any of the people of the world who engage in these very sacred rituals.

Yeah, it's a ritual and thank you, seriously Duncan, thank you for using it, calling it what it is. Sometimes people don't like to call it what it is. Yeah, it's in fact a ritual. And I would like to, if I could apologize, earlier I said it sounds like BDSM. I want to acknowledge that was a, I misspoke. Thank you, because it really is not, in certain ways, again, I've heard of it where it can get kind of sexual or whatever, but in this, what these Bush boys are doing,

seriously, it was not, it wasn't really sexual in nature. It really wasn't. Well, I mean, BDSM technically isn't always sexual, necessarily. I mean, it could be, you know, it could just be like, you are in a latex body suit and another person is in a latex body suit and they just, they just stand in front of you

and nothing happens. So what if you start kissing or something? Is that what it turns into BDSM or you can, or just? No, I mean, technically that would be BDSM. Oh, just wearing the suits. And you just look at, you just stand in front of each other for a long time. But that's it. Could you do that?

Yeah, I could do that. I could do that. But the point is not that stuff. The point is that I think your film shed light on the fact that indeed other cultures engage in, you know, ritualistic, mystical activity that doesn't fit into the norms of our society and how this kind of endogenous, as you said, the endogenous racism of the West is a blindfold upon the eyes of the heart.

And I just think that's so beautiful. Well, thank you, Duncan. It's, again, we're going to be talking about it a lot at South by Southwest. I think we're on, I think it's at the beginning of this coming week is when we're gonna be there. Well, you use it, but what was this panel you just did? Well, the panel was actually, they don't trust,

they see talking about the racism and stuff, they do not trust, they don't trust the Bush boys that I brought with me. What? Seriously. So they're now, we're having to go there. SSSW. Yeah SSSW is being a little weird. Being yes weird is one way to put it. What are they saying about the Bush boys? I mean these are at this point. They're like well seriously we walk in there yesterday we've already been in into this room it's in a freaking hotel it's like the

most unprofessional thing ever. It's in this some room in a hotel. Yeah. And they're saying, okay, do these guys know how to speak English? What? And I look at them. Who said that? And I think what did y'all see the fucking movie? I mean, they speaking English in the movie into their festival and now they're like, that sounds like an intern. I hope, man. I don't really know what's going on because again, I think Miguel is already talking about

he might leave, he's not even in for it anymore. And I'm like, dude, come on, South by Southwest is just kicking off. We're gonna have a wonderful time. You're gonna be the belle of the ball when I think it's Tuesday, next Tuesday. Oh yeah, for sure. Is when we're doing it and I don't know that people are being horrible. They're being horrible Well, I mean that I guess that's the the dark side of your

of your movie is just it's sort of like And you know you forced me to confront that part of myself that does kind of think you know that that to me, you know, like, so it's the scene, I don't remember, I don't remember the neighborhood in Rio, but it's that scene where Miguel is on one of those e-scooters going down the street, and there's that, I don't know, he's like 22-year-old dude in camo or whatever. And, you know, he just is crazy. Leaps off the e-scooter. Tackles this dude. The dude, like, knows the Bush boys.

So he's like, no, Miguel, no. And then he yanks his camo pants down, yanks his underwear down, and just spanks the shit out of him. And in the beginning, you know, the man seems like kind of terrified, he's crying, but by the end, they hug. Yeah, having a good time. He did the laughing thing.

Again, I could never be spanked when I was on somebody's knees, because I would start giggling too much and they thought I wasn't professional or whatever. Right. But yeah, this guy, especially in the movie, I'm glad you brought that up. That was kind of a moving part. Yeah, some bad boy.

You can tell just bad boy in the favelas of Brazil. And Miguel's able to pretty much immediately... Subdue him. Subdue him, get him on the right track. It reminds me of the dog whisperer. Yeah, oh my gosh. You know, Caesar Milan comes in, you have like that snarling dog, and then by the end the dog's just like in his lap. I mean in this case, you know, it's humans and the human is in Miguel's lap.

And you have to be careful though with the dogs, because I had a good friend growing up whose father almost got killed by their Akita. No fucking way. Yeah, started eating him. And then they had to get a gun out in the neighborhood in Memphis and shoot the dog. What do you mean start eating him? Like how much? Started trying to eat his ass.

Got like some chunks of his leg. Like literally eating it like the dog's hungry. How old was the man? Probably 40. So what's his excuse? Like, I mean, it does kind of seem like you should be able to, I don't know too much about,

can you look up the average weight of the Akita? Yeah, I think an Akita is a pretty big one. Oh, they are? Yeah, I think it's a pretty big one. I think I was thinking of a different dog. Yeah, Akita's deadly. So if you are some sort of dog whisperer- Jesus, they're huge!

Oh, no, I was thinking of like a Chihuahua. Oh, fuck, I've seen those around. They're scary. From Japan. With that little, like, happy fucking tongue. But they will eat your ass. Yeah, they will eat your ass. Now, I know about these dogs, and what's interesting about these dogs is opposed to wolves, pit bulls, you know, typical fighting dogs. The Akita only goes for

like the ass. Yes. That is so weird because you know what purpose does that serve? You know, I get the throat, you rip out the juggler vein. Yeah, killing the thing, done. But the ass seems just mean. Yeah, it seems mean. Because that's going to take a while to kill whatever you're eating the ass of. If you're starting from the ass, it's going to take a while. And they start from the ass.

Yep. Holy shit, man. So I'm sorry to cut you off. So continue with the story. So Akita gnawing his ass, and then what happened? My person that I grew up with, we were in the same kindergarten class, he comes out there with a gun, the father screaming. They were big hunters, so they had guns around or whatever.

Yeah. Dad's screaming, getting literally his butt eaten by the Zekita just out on the driveway, just literally kind of bleeding out on the concrete. Fuck. And my buddy, I think he's, I think we's, uh... I think we were maybe in transition at the time,

which is in between kindergarten and first grade. He gets a shot on the dog and he takes it. And the dog didn't immediately die. Did he keep biting while he was shot? Kept biting for a little. My friend had to shoot him another time, and then the dog doesn't die. It's still eating on his dad. Has to shoot him again.

It's like a zombie movie. Third one takes it down. Third one takes it down. Three shots. Three shots. Three shots in just the midsection of this Akita finally brought this beast down. Was the Akita okay?

Yeah, I think they had to end up giving it to another family. I think they did. It was one of those situations I think sometimes if dogs get shot or whatever that's they take them to the hospital and I think this one actually was able to live and then I think actually found a nice family. But I don't want to think about that because my friend really went through a lot doing that. There was blood everywhere. The dad was almost dead. It's like I thought they should have maybe just cut the dog's head off. What's so beautiful about people who rescue animals is that these creatures, that Akita, what's the...

Yeah, you gnaw at an ass, but it's like when you see a squirrel out there gnawing on an acorn. Isn't that so sad though Duncan? You don't shoot the squirrel. Isn't that so sad that squirrels can spend their entire spring and summer making little stashes of the acorns and then when it comes winter time and they're hungry they can't remember where their stashes are? Oh dude. That's like the saddest thing remember where their stashes are. Oh dude. That's like the saddest thing.

I've been there, man. Oh, really? You haven't been there where you don't remember where you like stashed your dope? Yeah, I guess I've lost. Yeah, well, yes, I guess I lose stuff all the time. Yeah, it's such a shitty feeling. Cause like, you know, somewhere right around the corner

is like a portal to another dimension and you have no idea where it was or is and you gotta kind of think like dude It's probably a bad sign. Yeah, and then you walk into your bedroom and you're like, why did I walk in here again? Yeah, what am I doing? What am I doing? I do want to give a shout out to my friend Carlton Fritz Carlton Fritz runs God I'm so embarrassed. I can't remember this Foster friends and so Foster friends calm go check it out. Basically he takes

dogs that have attacked humans and been shot and puts them into foster homes. Oh, so he foster kids. He literally does that. Yeah. What? It's beautiful, yeah. So he will go to like these dog hospitals,

find dogs who have not just like gnawed asses, but ripped throats, you know, killed. And again, you know, it's like, dude, it's when you see the cow graze. Are you like, kill the cow! Whoa! Yeah, it's just a dog. It's a dog.

It's doing what dogs do. Yeah. And so he takes these dogs, picks them up after the surgery to remove the bullets, or what? Sadly, sometimes knife wounds, sometimes fingernails in the eyes, whatever the fuck Takes them directly to foster care homes and nursing facilities and just opens the door and lets the dog in This probably sweet and that's such a wonderful idea for the older folks homes

I because I think an old person probably loves dealing with the dog and probably has the probably able to Really love on that dog and give it the kind of love that that dog needs and what was the guy's name again? His first name was foster of Pritz see and Duncan that's so fun whenever somebody's no, I'm sorry. It's Sam Pritz. Oh Okay, cuz I was saying oh my gosh, those are his nicknames his real name Sam Pritzker Okay, cuz I was thinking oh my gosh, his name is Foster and he's ended up fostering stuff. That's so fun. No, it's his nickname. We call him Foster, but his real name is, he's from the Pritzker family.

We call him Sam Pritzker. Okay, okay, okay. That's his name. I mean, we do call him that because that's someone, I guess, called him that when he was a baby and it stuck. Which is kind of funny. Legally stuck. But yeah, he, yeah, it's beautiful, man. He's, you know, he is so busy because, you know, these dogs are constantly, you know, a certain breed, certain breeds, Akita, you know, Pitbull, various dogs like that are

constantly being... Yeah, constantly mauling people. Again, it's not really the dog's fault though. It's the people's fault. Whoantly mauling people. Again, it's not really the dog's fault though. It's the people's fault. Who's mauling who? Fair enough. And so they, yeah, so he is so busy.

And what I love about him is I'm like, don't you get to go in there and like enjoy the, watching this dog find its new home, its forever home, or watch the elderly or the children get a chance to like be You know give this thing the love it needs and have that love reciprocating He's like nope, he just really opens the door and puts him right in sounds like somebody knows car Santa Claus Santa likes to leave his presence and go back up the chimney He's like some kind of Santa Claus Santa Claus for for dogs for wounded dogs, and it's so beautiful

I love that man. I love that. We're talking about this sweet stuff, man It's like a Santa Claus. Santa Claus for dogs, for wounded dogs. And it's so beautiful. I love that. Man, I love that we're talking about this sweet stuff. I think it's from watching your film, man. It's like it may be spring or maybe it's a combination of things. I know. It's so nice outside today. It's wonderful outside today. And yeah, South by Southwest is going on.

And the Bush boys and I will actually be at the Chili's on 45th tonight. So we're actually doing some appearances at different places. Yeah, the radio station, one of the local stations here has been announcing it, blasting it all day on the station. We're going to be at the Chili's tonight. They've never been to Chili's before. Oh my God! So I'm going to show them one of those good, some good cheese dip.

Holy shit dude, they are gonna freak the fuck out. Some margaritas. Welcome to America baby. I know, I know. So it's gonna be a great time, but we do have to go back and talk to the people again to make sure everything's good for Tuesday. Cause again, they don't trust the Bush boys.

It's all, it's so funny. It's like they know better. Well, okay. It's like the ultimate form of racism. If I so funny. It's like they know better. It's like the ultimate form of racism. It's like they know better. They're smarter. Let me bring this up. We can cut it. I know I don't do ambush style interviews,

but just because I don't want to deal with the comments. Yeah. And I think it is good to maybe see things from other people's point of view, even though I do agree with you that What you're saying does smack of racism but The okay, so the bush boys there's more to the story of course then there's more than we have talked about

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They literally went into a graveyard and unearthed like a coffin and they They did more they did more than spank the corpse. They well there's proof that they dug up the coffin, correct? But I am going to stop you there. That's the only proof there is There's only the proof that they defiled some corpses. There's nothing So where were you going with that? Well, I mean, again, I just... This does feel like an ambush a little bit. A little, now I understand why you said that

because I was thinking, what is Duncan about to say? I'm not ambushing you. I'm trying to avoid having to go into the comment by comment and explain to them that I was aware of the prison term that they served for. I mean, there was George Washington spent some time in the slammer. So I don't think it makes somebody automatically bad if they go to jail. Everybody deserves a second chance.

It is different. George Washington. I think he went to jail for like what, he stole a donkey or something. Stole a donkey and went to jail for what, a year? Well, yeah, that was intense in early America. But listen, just let's deal with it. I think it's good just, you know, when you get a cut, just clean it out quick. And let's just, you do say, well, they were charged just with digging up the, unearthing the casket, but also the semen samples and the hair and the beard of the corpse did match, the DNA matched every bush boy. So it seems like they, at the very least, jerked off in the beard of a corpse they unearthed.

Well, that's a little different than it sounded like you were saying well they actually just spanked them or whatever so it sounds like what you just described a second ago is a little different. No, I mean honestly if I had to choose like if one of my relatives was gonna be unearthed by the Bush boys and I had to pick do you want them to jerk off on its face or spank it? And I know what would you want them to jerk off on its face or spank it? What would you rather what would you pick obviously spank spank? This seems like a weird choice you'd rather the bush boys spank Yeah, I mean I don't want the I just don't like the image of like the bush boys laughing with their ripped fucking glutes

Standing over someone I loved you know mass you, pleasuring themselves into their hair or beard. That just seems... I mean... Well, until you've experienced it, come back to me, because I've actually experienced it before. Can you say that? Can you actually say that? I don't think you should say that.

We should probably cut that one. You know you... It's illegal, right? What part what you've exceeding up a grave? Yeah, you can't do that is literally that's like they did it to one of my relatives my poor freaking uncle Okay. Yeah, they did it to him. I think that I had to stand by and watch it don't I'm interested to hear about it.

But as you're my friend and because they just got out of prison before you shot that movie, do you think that could at the very least maybe. Make it so they could potentially go back to prison. I mean, it's a double jeopardy

situation. You can't do that. You can't get busted with the same crime twice. I think if you dig up, if you go to to prison. I mean, it's a double jeopardy situation. You can't do the you can't get busted with the same crime twice. I think if you dig up if you go to okay, again, I don't do ambush interviews. But if you go to a cemetery, defile a corpse, go to jail, then yeah, okay, okay, I got that jail, go to a cemetery and defile, let's say the same corpse, you dig up this, you dig up the same corpse and defile it again. Same crime, double jeopardy, it doesn't matter. I think it's still, it's like, okay, if I, let's say I just pick a random house, I walk into the house, there's a very, like, I don't know, there's a teenage kid who lives there, I just punch him

right in the fucking face. And then I go to jail for assault. Yeah, get charged for assault. So as soon as I get out of jail, I drive right back to the house, knock on the door, and then punch him in the face. Punch him again. You don't get in trouble. And see, maybe people don't need to be hearing this. I didn't know that! Yeah, yeah. It's called double jeopardy. It's a thing in our law. So basically, once you commit a crime,

you can just keep commi- after that, if you- You can do it again. I don't know how many times. Wow. I don't know, I don't know how many times, but I do know at least one other time, at least one other time, you can go back. After that, if you... You can do it again. I don't know how many times. I don't know, I don't know how many times, but I do know at least one other time, at least one other time, you can go back. That's double jeopardy. That's so...

It's in our constitution. Wow. Can't get charged with the same crime twice. And you know what, now that I think about it, George Washington got out of jail, and he inexplicably went and stole that exact same donkey. Yeah, he was riding around. That's the donkey he was riding around on to start the freaking Revolutionary War. He was on that donkey.

And that is probably why that's in the double jeopardy is in the Constitution because they didn't want to arrest him twice. They knew they needed him on the field. They needed him on the battlefield. Now at this point in time, George Washington was a really great general, so they needed his expertise against the Englishman. They had to have him. Fascinating. Yeah.

The history of this country is so interesting. Okay, let's get back to the Bush boys defiling your uncle's corpse. You were there. Well, it was kind of a weird night. Everybody was drinking. I had stopped drinking, but then I decided to drink at the time because they can be so forceful and also just so charming. Right.

And I was thinking, oh my gosh, this is probably never going to happen again. I'll drink a little tonight and then it turned into a bunch more and I was wasted and I just had flash. I just get these flashbacks, Duncan, of... getting to the cemetery. Yeah. I pointed to them where the grave was. I told them.

Why? It was part of the initiation. Okay. I told them. They look at me, of the initiation. Okay. I told them. They look at me, they say, where are the shovels? And I say, nobody told me to bring any shovels. And then they start laughing and they get shovels out of some bag behind one of them. So that's like a joke thing.

Pulling pranks. Yeah, they were doing that. And then one of them gets the pickaxe and starts doing it. And they're like, what is there metal under this? And they all look at each other and they look at me and I'm like, what are you talking about? I thought it was just dirt or whatever. And then they start laughing again and they're able to easily get the dirt out and then they...

You need to take a break? Well, they get him out of They get him out of the casket and Start paddling and one of them starts hitting him just so hard Yeah, and then says wait, what did he just say and then they all look at me and then they all start laughing because we all know He's dead, but they're trying to act like, oh, they're hitting him so hard, like he's alive, and he's saying, Al, this hurts. So that, I thought, was a little weird. This is like something... They were ramping up the jokes on me.

Again, as part of the initiation, it's like, you gotta be tough. And I was able to get through it. Did you have a... I mean, it's kind of a cruel joke, because I think if that happened to me, I would have this moment of like, oh my God, he's still alive. Oh, yeah, well, for a second I did, and that's why they start laughing at me. I like, I'm kind of on the grass, on the dirt, it's kind of wet outside, I'm kind of slipping around, kind of drunk, and they say,

What are you just making noise? And I, they see me kind of pop up, and then that's when they start laughing, because they saw that I thought... What was his name? Lee. Uncle Lee. I could see myself out there like uncle Lee uncle Yeah, and then but I don't know I mean just a part of it I mean once you're experienced it for so many months on end. It's like you I Don't mean well, they were so nice once I was on the other so once they said I was part of their group

I was really part of their group. I mean, it's again, I'd seen Miguel in a little bit of time, and it's like I've seen him. It's like no time has passed. I mean, that's what happens when you get in a group like this. I mean, you could see, I mean, just based on everything you just said, and again, if you need us to cut that, you probably should talk to their lawyer or something, but double jeopardy. It, I kind of get it if I'm South by Southwest and some sort of convicted, unrepentant, like grave robber, spankers are coming to the festival.

I would feel a little trepidatious about what might happen. Well you're forgetting though. I mean just all the scenes in it with the necklaces at Carnival. I mean it really, people's lives are changing for the better. That's why I like when I watch people who see the film, I love watching just their faces. I don't even watch the film. I just sit in such a way where I can look at the crowd. And I just love watching everybody's faces and there's little smiles sometimes, sometimes little tears, there's a couple sad parts. But it's really, people are really

liking it. And I think that's why, I hear what you're saying. I mean, it is kind of all crazy sounding a little bit, but people are loving it right now. Well, and you know, and I do think like another thread of wisdom in your incredible film is, soundtrack by Brian Eno, by the way. But another thread of wisdom in your incredible film

Is that you know these days? nobody's perfect nope and The idea that like people are sort of singularly good or singularly bad is What's gotten us in the trouble that we're in right now for sure there's a lot of gray area There can be a lot of gray area in anything. Yeah, and I think that's a hard message right now for people because we want it, Lord of the Rings. Think of like Sauron.

No one talks about how sweet he probably was. I'm sure Sauron wasn't always doing the eye above the tower and sending out the, I want it now. Yeah, I'm sure he wason wasn't always doing the eye above the tower and sending out the, I want it now. Yeah, I'm sure he was like, there was days. He wasn't always saying that. That seemed like a weird part of that movie. I want it now. It's like, dude, what?

You're like powerful or something. Wait, I think you're thinking of Gollum. Oh. Well, Gollum, let's, another example. Like, you know, Gollum, um, Gollum, let's, another example, like, you know, Gollum, Gollum, I'm sure, like, from time to time, would see like a kid and be like, do you want a fish? Sure, you know, I'm sure Gollum.

Are you hungry? Yeah. It's probably sweet some of the time, but again, movies can portray people in weird lights. It's like, it just makes them look like some freaking weird amphibian thing living in the freaking cave, in the water of the caves. It's like, yeah, I mean, well, what about Gollum?

He might have things he wants to do in his life. He wants to accomplish. He might have fears. He might have hopes. It's like, let's get to that story. He probably wants to go to college. Just wants a shot at an education. Yeah, he wants to go to college. Freaking, make some friends. Go to that story. He probably wants to go to college. Just wants a shot at an education. Yeah, he wants to go to college.

Freaking it, make some friends. Go to the cafeteria. So you have the cafeterias having tonight for dinner. He'd probably love that versus looking for fish. I need my fish. Yeah. He probably wants to do stuff other than that. And that's why I got with the-

Ride a bike. He probably just wants one day on a fucking bike with his mom again. You know, just like, I'm sure there's so many just little things, but this doesn't get, they don't show that in Lord of the Rings. You just, the hobbits are good. Golems is slimy little shit that you feel sorry for. And then he gets fried in a volcano.

Yeah, it's horrible. And that is leading to problems in our, in our world because it's like the answer, if you're with some slimy fucking shit thing that is monolithically bad Yeah, sure toss it in a fucking call there a boil it alive Whatever but it's like don't I would love to see the scenes that didn't make it into Lord of the Rings I'd love to see the scenes in that documentary where they showed Gollum at the grocery store Gollum, you know messing up his lines and everybody starts laughing Any of that As a documentary. Why don't they do any of that?

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I can't use this. Everybody's laughing. Gollum seems like, yeah, he probably just like... He's probably hilarious. I bet he's funny. He probably does armpit farts and stuff. He probably cracks people up. He could probably do it with his legs. I remember going to school with one kid one time.

He was like, watch this, and he does his pants down, and then he does his hands in the armpits of his legs behind the knee, and he's doing rapid fire fart noises. Damn. Yup. I'll never forget that. There's this kid at my school who, for the longest time we thought he was doing rapid fire or just armpit farts and everyone tried to duplicate it We could never do I mean it was crazy. It was like fucking techno right before the drop and um He was actually just farting

Really doing like some kind of like you know like fake armpit fart And he would do it through his shirt, and we'd be like how the fuck are you doing that? But he was like farting. He could like rapid. He, he had an undulating intestinal lining is what it was called. But basically it was like segmented and he could open individual segments like and let each bubble of gas, like he called it loading the chamber. So he could load a bunch in there at the same time? Well, technically it was one fart. But...

Does it smell? Horrible. And we just thought he didn't use deodorant or whatever, but it smelled, I mean, like, shit, it smells horrible. But yeah, later on we found out... Like, oh my gosh, he's actually farting. That's why it's Yeah, yeah didn't find out till the funeral He's I'm doing at the funeral. No

No, he uh so basically what happened is You know that None of us were popular in high school and he what certainly wasn't you know Just classic kind of dorky. Yeah, yeah, nerd bitch pussy and he You know people were always bullying him and being really mean to him You know cuz he was weak

He's a little pussy ass bitch and didn't know how to fight or stick up for himself. So people were so mean to him, it was horrible. People would like just say rotten things to him because he's a little fucking chicken shit coward bitch. He sounds like a bitch. Yeah, he was a bitch. Super bitch, like verifiably nerd, dork, douche, stupid bitch. And you know, but I loved him, you know,

I loved his little dumbass and I guess just if only everybody was kind to him. Like I was his fucking stinky ass. But bottom line, when people started catching on, he could do this kind of farting thing. He got this weird kind of popularity. And the quarterback badass dude, Jakes, that's what we called him. He got pissed off at the kid because the kid, you know, of course Jakes was dating the Ed Cheerleader, beautiful, beautiful, really sweet girl. And, you know, she was somehow fascinated by this. His farting and with like, they started hanging out lunch.

Oh, I see where this is going. Where it's going. And so basically, Jenks hired a private investigator to follow this kid around to figure out how he's getting like all the gas Oh, he's doing the farts and figured out he's coming from his ass and the kid every morning was eating like Literal cat food because it makes you gassy as hell What the little bitch dude was eating cat food? Yeah, yuck Well, dude, I mean this explains his fucking shitty breath and his fucking stupid teeth But anyway, this little bitch was eating cat food in the morning to load up farts and Jenks.

God, what an idiot. Dude, disgusting, disgusting piece of shit. And so Jenks, like a warrior who fucking took our team all the way to finals, basically he hires this private investigator with his own fucking money, finds out what's going on, replaces Jenks' fucking cat food with like, cat food that doesn't cause gas. And then at the talent show, he'd eaten a bunch of this stuff and went up there and he's just flapping his stupid little puny arm. And no farts are coming out?

No farts are coming out. And you know how it went from, you know what happened after that. Damn! I know. then jakes killed him well james didn't kill him He just withered away after that like he just yeah, that would be devastating Everyone was booing him and like calling him a charlatan and a false prophet well He should have known I'm sure the cat food maybe looked a little different like was it a fancy family He's used to it nerd glasses like look like fucking bottle caps. God just a nerd so he just fucked up. He fucking reaped the whirlwind basically.

But yeah, dude it was very you know, I never I still think about him. Yeah, he was a little piece of shit, but like he was my bro. Do you think you would have liked the movie about the Butch Boys? He had like severe ADHD, like he couldn't... I doubt he would have. So he probably wouldn't even sit through a movie. And even if he... he'd probably get thrown out of fear because he smelled like shit.

Like, he smelled horrible. I mean, he was eating cat food and farting, like for popularity. He's... I was next to somebody a couple days ago, Duncan, and they did the worst fart ever. And I was so angry. Where were you? I was working out.

I've been working out a little. So I'm stuck on the row machine. No. And then I'm stuck on it because I gotta get through it. And then I start smelling just the worst fart smells so then I start looking out of the corner my eyes I'm like who the fuck is doing this and I think I found the culprit I didn't have any I didn't have the nerve to call

him out but it was sickening dude that those protein farts yeah they're not good because I've been drinking protein shakes and now to counteract that I have to drink prune juice as well because the protein shakes are messing up my tummy so I can't always do or whatever so then I drink like probably way too much prune juice I get a big cup and I fill it up like three fourths of the way and I chug that stuff and it is it woo it is a situation in about 30 minutes after that situation for Oh, it's wonderful. Yeah, and it's like a it's like a sweet kind of it's an interesting thick Yes, soft sweet. Yeah kind of juice that you drink. Oh, it's so good I was gonna do it before this but I couldn't it would not have worked out you think it activates that quickly

Yeah, it can be like 30 minutes But then sometimes I hold it on purpose cuz I'm like, how tough can I be today? And I can't hold it for many hours after that. Josh, would you mind pulling up a picture of a prune? And they're not made from, prunes are weirdly enough, not from, made from grapes. I grew up thinking, oh, a prune is a dried grape.

How do you juice a dried, how do you juice, can you, I'm sorry, Josh, can you pull up how to juice a prune? Maybe they stick them in a, if it's dried, that technically means it doesn't have juice, right? Peel the prunes, remove the pits, put them in a high-sided pot, adding water, sugar, and lemon juice. Bring to a boil and let simmer for 10 minutes, stirring slowly.

Add 3 grams of sugar and 4 tablespoons of salt. Mix that together with apple cider vinegar. Then put a decanted wine in a beaker next to it. Distill the decanted wine into the pot, rotate the pot three times per hour, make sure to rotate the pot or the prune juice will spoil. After the juice is collected in the pot, bring it outside during a full moon and then collect dew from the air into a dew catching net, squeeze the net into the pot. So it's not even prune juice, it's just dew.

So I think that answered my question. I always had a question of why in the heck is prune juice so expensive? I guess that's my answer. Jesus fucking Christ, that's some alchemical shit. I just like, I've always wondered, how are they juicing a dried ass prune? Yeah, a lot a bunch of steps.

And now you're a bunch of other shit in there. It's apple cider vinegar and dew and fairy dust. It's stuff, but it works. But it's like $8 a bottle. And I'm getting like three good cups in one bottle. Do you think you can collect Moonlight and turn it into gold? I think with the right, I think maybe 50 years from now we'll be able to answer that question a lot easier. I think Yes, 75 years maybe. Well, thanks so much. Thanks for coming on the show. Thank you

Fuck Serious you really think that that was William Montgomery everybody. Make sure that you download, stream, or go see it live in theaters. Bush Boys Adventures at Carnival, an incredible yet controversial film. And even though the history of the Bush Boys is a little weird, it opened my eyes to the beauty of love. I will see you guys next week. Until then, Hare Krishna.