Duncan Trussell Family Hour - 689: "Coalbee"

Episode Date: May 17, 2025

Human man Duncan Trussell ruminates on his mistakes thus far, and the stalwart heroes of the US Congress. Human man Duncan Trussell speaks to another human man named Kobe, Coby, Colby, or maybe Coalbee. These are genuine human names. NOTICE: You are almost out of free hostGPT credits, consider upgrading to Pro! On an unrelated note, have you ever heard of dynamite comedian Johnny Pemberton? He's performing around the country! Click here to see his upcoming tour dates. Austin family! Come see Duncan at the one and only Comedy Mothership, June 6-8 in Austin, TX! Click here to get your tickets now.

I don't even know if you're here yet or if this is even working. This is a first run of a new technology. It's called streaming, like a stream. Think of a river, except the river is data, images, audio. Instead of the river having in it squirrel excrement. It has information. This is the worldwide web and what you're witnessing is called streaming. My name is Duncan Trussell. You are on the worldwide web. Perhaps you're thinking I'm an audio only listener and thus I'm not sure if this is still a stream. It is still a stream. The name that I've given this is streaming, whether it's audio, video, or the combination of audio

video, which I call AV. You are watching an AV or listening to an A stream. I'm here at the studio and my god, this is blowing my mind. Next level technology sure to revolutionize the media landscape. Once this gets in the hands of all the people who no doubt are excited about the possibility of sharing their lives with the world, we are going to see such incredible content, unprecedented, beautiful, transformative, life-changing, inspirational. All the good things will come from this technology. No one will ever use this technology

for anything other than good. And I am so excited to be at the forefront of this incredible revolution, which I am calling the digital revolution. This revolution is going to upend a lot of what I'm calling legacy media models. Because of this technology, all of us will be able to say anything we're thinking, to tell the world anything that we believe. This is huge for all humanity.

There's so many people in the world who long to share their hearts, who have some information they want to give us, who have some very important advice about life that normally you would have to meet them at a party, a mixer, a bar mitzvah, wherever to get that information. Now you can just press a button and there they are on your screen. No doubt one day this will be in phones. Meaning that while you're on the go, maybe having a quick lunch, you could open up this streaming technology and you can watch someone you've never met potentially in another state, maybe even another country, and they can give you important advice about ways that you can improve

your marriage. Do better at your job. Get better sleep. Enjoy better food. How to cook. How to clean. How to wash your baby. How to comb your baby's hair. How to braid your baby's hair. How to cook, how to clean, how to wash your baby, how to comb your baby's hair, how to braid your baby's hair, how to braid your wife's hair, which is an erotic activity that we all do at night. What husband hasn't gone home after a hard day's work and braided their wife's hair? This is the world we live in and it's going to be really hard for some of you to adapt. I know all of us feel a little nervous about this new technology. Up until this point, we've had the trusted legacy media

telling us what's happening in the world and giving us all the advice we need. And this is curated information, curated by trustworthy people, non-biased, not shaped in any way by massive corporations with a vested interest in making sure the population does a dance of doom that ensures their ability to sell cars and medicine. No, it would be a cynics game to say some bullshit like that.

The legacy media, I do feel bad for them and I must thank them now. Thank you, legacy media. For so many years, so many formative years in my life, you warned me about very important things to be worried about. Thanks to you, I knew that drugs were bad and lived a very sober life. Thanks to you, I understood that though war is unsavory, sometimes there's no choice. And thanks to you, I learned that though politicians make mistakes from time to time, they're completely trustworthy. And we should all trust our politicians. It's a hard job and thanks to the founding fathers, we have this great group of people at the helm of the ship called the United States.

And they're, it's a thankless job. And they're out there every single day working for the people, fighting for the people. A lot of people complain, and I gotta say this, it really, really gets my goat. This bullshit where people attack politicians like Nancy Pelosi for engaging in the very American activity of trading stock, it's infuriating to me. So I guess the person who every single day puts her ass on the line, every single day fights for the rights of every Californian, should not be a multi-millionaire because of brilliant decisions she made in the stock market? You skeptical anti-American cynics. How you make me sick to imagine that a politician would use information that they had regarding companies that were about to default or companies that were about to get big government contracts

and then buy or sell shares in that company to make a profit makes me want to take a brown recluse, a pregnant brown recluse and just boof it. Just have someone blow it into my into my wide open nether regions Hard and fast and and and it makes me want to feel it crawl up in Into the most private and sensitive part of a man and lay eggs That's how upsetting it is to me. I cried all night when I saw on the platform X these accusations. And it made me weak, not just for Nancy, but for all of us.

Because if you're at sea and you don't trust the captains, the first mates, the lieutenants, the commander, the cabin boys scrubbing the decks, their muscular backs straining as they soap down the deck, then that means that you're lost at sea. And to think that some of you are living in a world like that where you wake up in the morning and think, I'm pretty sure these pigs are actually just getting rich while they can and then inevitably when they know they get found out they're just going to get a job as a consultant at one of the many corporations that they illegally helped and get paid millions of dollars to give five-minute speeches in front of one

person as payback for whatever hole the politician dug them out of. And really, they're not going to lose a second of sleep because they see all of us as just some kind of idiot, naive dummy at a circus fair getting conned over and over again by the dude tricking them and throwing rings on the bottles in exchange for animals stuffed by Chinese slave laborers. Let's brighten up our spirits, friends. Let's really reframe things and understand that because we do live in the best country on earth, there are so many people out there who want you to think just that. The Russians, the Russians, the Chinese, the Nicaraguans He

Who else does this? These misinformation campaigns Josh Josh who else does these misinformation campaigns? Apparently the chat because they're saying that you're AI that you're not real right now, and they're saying that There you go. You've been kidnapped. There you go. You see friends, this is how bad it gets. It's a creep, it's a fungal creep. You go to the gym, you didn't bring your flip-flops. You have to take a shower. You're sweaty, you had a bad bowel movement,

and you go, you gotta take a shower before you come home. You're not gonna do that to your family. And you realize, fuck, my flip-flops are gone before you come home. You're not going to do that to your family. And you realize, fuck, my flip-flops are gone. So what are you going to do? Throw towels down on the floor and shuffle like some idiot to the shower and then shuffle back with the towels? No, you're going to brave it. You walk to the shower, you walk back, you get home

and you notice a mild itch on the bottom of your foot and you trick yourself and you think, oh, that's probably not athlete's foot. it's probably just something with my shoe or something and then cuts two days later your feet smell like the irradiated wasteland of some alien planet with an awful life consisting of sulfur and gelatinous hydrogen. In other words, your feet stink. And for those of you saying that I'm an AI, that just shows you this fungus, the athlete's foot of misinformation, has crept into your minds that you would think I'm an AI, that I would do that, that this is an AI bot, that in think I'm an AI that I would do that that this is an AI Bot that in fact, I'm in Tahiti right now

Because I realized I could just get an AI to do my job from now on and that I really didn't have to do it anymore that I I I I I I I I recent I realized that I could teach people about how important it is to love their country, that I should be using my platform to help,

that I had inadvertently done harm by having guests on that had views that had not been vetted by experts, that I had not really thought of the significance of what it means to have a platform, how lucky I was to have that platform. All the people who died putting the internet cables into the ocean, all the people devoured by sharks,

their limbs ripped off by sharks out there in the Indian Ocean, torn apart, their entrails and guts floating in the frothy brine as Cat 5 cables snapped in the oceanic fury. And so I had had a fool or two on people who had not been filtered, censored. Censorship is not bad. Censorship is good. Your brain censors. Did you know that? Right now you are surrounded by demons. You can't see them because your brain filters that out so you think you're not in hell. But you're in hell, burning in the fires of hell. And part of being in hell is not realizing you are in hell because the moment you realize you're in hell, you will try to escape from hell. And we've had this happen many times where some smart aleck catches on. They are in a hyperdimensional soul prison being tortured by demons

and then they figure out a way to get out and they do sometimes they escape into the great paradise surrounding the tiny hologram that we have put around them making them think that they're living in time space and it sucks and it hurts me, it hurts my friends. We spent a long time working on this. It's not easy to create an infinite torture chamber where you are trapped there by your own designs.

It would be much easier to just capture people and do the classic, burn them alive in a lake of fire and the darkness. But we realized if you do that long enough, they get used to it. Then you got to turn the heat up. You turn the heat up, they get used to it. Then you got to turn the heat up. And no matter what, you can't escape the basic laws of physics. It gets fucking expensive.

And so we realized then why don't we just put them in a kind of temporal bubble, make them think that they're not in hell even though every sign points to being in hell, not a hell, that He signed points to being in hell, not a hell that they were trapped in, but a hell that they keep trapping themselves in via their attachment and their hubris and pride. And wow, that not only is that cheap as hell, it's funny as hell to watch many of you get all puffed up. We love it. Nothing makes us happier than when you get proud about some bullshit knowing that you're going to die or what you think of as death which is just starting over

again and doing the whole thing over again exactly the same way. It's a joy to watch. It's a joy to watch! And so please, please just don't make us have to write the fucking code over again. Please. This great awakening bullshit. Number one is pointless. We're just going to recode the whole thing. We memory whole stuff and you guys just forget about it. Like there have been so many massive mistakes. They happen all the time. Huge mistakes. You get

a new intern, they run the wrong fucking code, the next thing you know, it's like some obvious example. Mandela Effect being a classic. That was um, current French who came highly recommended and just fucked the whole thing up. And so that was so obvious. I remember it one way, but it's completely different now. And you just forget about it. You all don't really have the capacity to seemingly to really just like remember the really weird shit that keeps happening over and over again, which is an inevitable side effect of having a huge team of people trying to run this thing. So, please, if you've been exposing yourself to misinformation that is giving you a sense of the general unreality of everything, just go back to The View.

Go back to White Lotus. White Lotus is great. Don't you like White Lotus? It's so good. Do you like it, Josh? I've never seen it. Oh, you gotta watch it. It's so funny and so clever. And Black Mirror technology. It's so fun. But just get off the other stuff. It's like you...

You forget. It doesn't even matter. The cube could appear. The big black fucking cube could appear that hovers over your planet at all times. Everyone could see this spinning giant black mind control cube and you would not think about it in a week. You would be obsessed with some other bullshit that we just fed into the machine. So enjoy as much as you can what you can. But I promise you, there's no escape from this place as long as you want to keep your identity intact. And that's just how we designed it. I know you know the story. And I don't know

if it's true or not. I've never tried it. But if you take a gem and you dig a hole and you put something shiny in the hole, and you make it so a monkey has to slide their paw in like this, but they have to grab the gym, you see. And then their hand, if they wanna get out, they gotta let go of the gym. They can't, they don't. They're just stuck there, they're just stuck there. They're just stuck, that's how they catch them

for the brothels. That's how you catch brothel monkeys. Snatch those babies up, put some lipstick on them. Boom! You would be surprised how many people choose a monkey in Victoria's Secret over a human. You would be shocked. Usually they're hammered, but whatever. It's good content, I guess. Or I don't know what they do with the footage. I don't care. The point is,

that's you. You're just... You can't let go. You can't pull the key out of the keyhole. Oh, point of the key, you see, is you stick the key in the keyhole and then you turn it and then you go through the door. You dummies, you just think you're the key. You don't want to go through the door. Makes us laugh. We'll just do fire again. That has been a conversation. That has been a conversation. Just do fire again for a bit while we do the reset. Do a fire thing.

I say no, but I can't tell you I'm gonna say no forever. All right friends, I do have some things I want to share with you. Forget all the whatever I just said. That's me warming up. That was me warming up. I gotta warm up. Gotta warm up. You gotta get these things cooking. You gotta get these things cooking. I'm warming up.

I do have something very exciting to share that's gonna happen for reals in exactly 15 minutes, if it actually happens. I gotta keep my phone on. I gotta look at my phone, be a dick. And if you notice, I'm not acknowledging the chat, what's going on with that is that we're doing it through Riverside and there is a delay. So I'm looking at some of the things you guys are saying now and to prove that I'm not an AI bot, I see somebody said, this is a great stream. I'm having so much fun.

I'm really enjoying this content. This is excellent content. Now, as you know, I am very, very interested in the whole UAP phenomena as they're calling it. I keep my finger on the pulse of what's going on in the UFO world. So you can imagine my shock when I got an email from the Department of Defense saying saying that this person saying that they want to come on my show and they want to we whistle blow some shit that is gonna knock everybody's socks off now apparently this is a big announcement coming up anyway they want to get ahead of the curve in a few days I guess everyone will know this but you're about to get your socks knocked off your wig blown back you're about to get your socks knocked off, your wig blown back,

you're about to get your everything blown. This is gonna blow you hard and deep. And I can't promise you it's gonna happen. I am generally skeptical, cynical when it comes to this stuff, but theoretically in about 10 minutes, I'm going to be the vehicle for the next big UIP disclosure thing. And I don't know if I should. It was a conversation, an uncomfortable conversation that I had with my wife, with some of my friends,

about whether or not this is gonna put me in danger. I actually had to contact a lawyer to talk to them about it to make sure that this wasn't going to get me sued, but apparently there is protections out there for this kind of whistleblowing. Producers too? I didn't ask about you. I'm sure you're fine.

Please don't interrupt again. Fine, please don't interrupt again the The So yeah, so again The and I did check to you for you guys like if I don't know how many of you illegally record this stuff, even though we upload it, but um, I Think everyone will be fine by this of mentally. Will you be fine? I don't know but Everyone will be fine by this. Mentally, will you be fine? I don't know.

Because it did fuck me up a little bit and I've had nightmares ever since I saw this footage. And I'm not really quite sure how to deal with it. Mentally or psychologically, I guess that's the same thing. Physically, physiologically, I've had this shit. And that doesn't happen to me that often where I get that freaked out where I actually have uncomfortable, painful diarrhea.

And long spurts, and painful burning, no chilies or anything like that, no hot sauce, just inexplicable, like I had spicy food but I didn't. And that only happens when I hit peak freak out levels. The last time that happened was the Space Shuttle Challenger disaster. I was much younger then. And everyone was caught off guard by how explosive and powerful my bowel movements were in relation to that terrible tragedy.

This information, I'm not going to say any of it. I promised I would not be the one who conveys it. I'm going to fully respect my guest's request. I did offer to be the one who just, why don't you just let me leak it and then you don't have to be on camera. And you will be safe. And their response was that that would make them feel like a coward and that they are so frustrated with the levels of control that they are experiencing. The levels of obssif...

Whatever you say that they're hiding it, baby. And they're sick of it. That even with all of the whistleblower protections out there, even with all the avenues that people who work in private contracting firms, et cetera, have to disclose this information, apparently, none of those are effective. None of those are really working. And you can go sing like a bird, you know, in a skiff to whoever the fuck. And it's just like screaming into the void.

It will never come out. And if it does come out, the way it comes out is intentionally warped or like pieces are left out or it's stuck in the middle of a very long boring thing and the the the the main important part is broken into pieces and spread across There's all kinds of shit that they've been doing so that they don't have legal liability. They could say we did Say it but they didn't really say it flat out I could say we did say it, but they didn't really say it flat out. And so this is apparently a kind of secret war that's happening in the disclosure world.

There is a group of people who are so disgusted with themselves because of this. I'm trying to think of a way to talk about it. Because this stuff will change. It is the... It makes AI... It makes AI look like a hummingbird fart. It makes AI look like the puffy sweet toot of a hummingbird. A sugary blast. Barely audible.

Certainly not smellable. And hopefully, I don't know, I'm imagining if you were, like had your nose right in a hummingbird's ass, you could probably smell its farts, but I doubt anyone's ever done that. I would love to know if any of you have. Different podcasts, different topic. But this is that level of crazy.

This is the kind of level of crazy that only happens once every epoch. This is the kind of level of crazy that only happens once every, what's something else? What's another period of time, Josh? Can you turn the volume up on the riverside? Yeah.

Wait, hold on. No, people say that it's a low volume. Oh fuck. Hold on. Hold on. We're getting there. And again, this is the kind of, this is what he said would happen. This is what he said would happen. This is what he said would happen. Let me see here. My output volume is at max, baby. Okay, let me do this. Turn your volume up. How's that?

Louder, louder. Put it up even louder. Oh, you know, louder. Let me see what the input is for this motherfucker. Louder. I'm getting yellow here, man. I'm getting yellow. That should be good.

I'm getting yellow, man. That, okay, whoever complained about the audio five minute self ban. Because there, I can promise you this. Based on what you're about to see, and based on what I saw, there are operators in the chat, guaranteed. The deep state is in the chat, folks,

and they're gonna say shit like that. They're gonna try to derail, distract. What are they saying? Yeah, they said that whoever was saying it was wrong, that the audio was good, and- He told me that, exactly what happened. That's too loud. That's one of the tricks.

That's one of the things they do. They can get you to peek out your audio, then it fucks everything up. And this is exactly what you can expect. There's gonna be other things like that, no doubt, just ignore it. If you aren't hearing the audio correctly, you might not know that you work in the deep state,

but you do. That's how deep you're in. You don't even know you're a sleeper cell and you think you can't hear the audio, but it's crystal fucking clear to everybody else. And so your tight, your little sweaty Vienna sausage fingers are smacking on your Commodore 64 to fuck up my chat. And you know, I can't help it that you got in inducted into some kind of bizarre government program when you were in junior high school because you took some weird tests with a

guy in a cardigan who obviously was not testing your IQ but wanted to see if you were telepathic and subservient a combination deeply desired by the deep state that is what they call the deep state. That is what they call the deep state. Subservient, telepathic. Mwah. You have these two things, let me tell you, you're gonna have a nice house in Maryland. For sure. That's what they want.

They want you subservient and telepathic. If you're just subservient, they don't give a shit about you. If you're just telepathic, don't drive a shit about you. If you're just telepathic, don't drive a Tesla. Somebody give you a hundred bucks. What? That's a hundred ARS. What does that mean?

It's deep state dollars. You're asking, is there a fake spiritual epidemic? Absolutely not. Not right now. I have all the reels I see on Instagram and stuff seem to indicate that spiritual materialism is at an all-time low. It looks to me like everybody is just totally into meditation and spirituality purely for the, either to help in their own suffering and extinguish their identity permanently or to help others with their suffering. I have not seen anything indicating that people are using spirituality as a kind of peacocking way to get their

pee-pees blown. Looks to me like everybody just does it for the Earth or Mother Earth as they call her, that great mother that we're all on. This, you might be asking why are you wearing sunglasses, man? It's a little weird. What are you out, where are you? You're not in the desert, you're not at the beach. What are you doing with that? The fuck is that? Why are you doing that?

I was instructed to. That's all I can say. I gotta wear these for this episode. I don't want to. I hate wearing sunglasses. Some of you are going to think that there is actually an augmented reality facet of these sunglasses and that I'm actually getting commands. Not true. I'm not reading things off my sunglasses right now. I'm not being told exactly what to say and that was part of the deal is that I was supposed to not mention the sunglasses. What the fuck are you doing? I

Mean What are you doing that you would think that? This is about to blow your minds. Let me take a look and see if I got the text again Don't get pissed off if this doesn't happen Let me just text and see if this is happening. People now think that you have a black eye under that and that you're part of that group. What? People think that you have a black eye under the glasses and you've joined the black eye

group. I do have a black eye. I actually that's why I'm wearing the glasses. I have a fucking black eye Was that from the dentist yeah, okay the dentist fell on me What group what are you talking the dentist fell on me happens all the time Dentist fall everyone falls. It's normal The Dennis fell and like put right in the middle of like grabbing something. It punched me right in the fucking eye.

Let me just check and see if this is gonna happen. One second here. Again, this is your last chance to bail, assuming this guy comes on. Um, okay, he's here. I can't believe this is happening. Okay. I can't believe this is fucking happening. I hope I don't regret doing this. Discover the exciting action of BedMGM Casino. Check out a wide variety of table games with a live dealer

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the fucking tank tread of of the deep state man and like I just after talking to this person I realized like that is such a cowardly attitude we all participate in this great experiment that is the United States and you know we're only here for a flicker of an eye and if you're if you're going to come here and you're going to be and you're're gonna just try to protect your own life and your own self-interest or whatever the fuck, what are you doing? You're not here long enough to give a shit, you know? Like we gotta help.

And this thing that is about to be revealed needed to come out 10 years ago and probably could have. But, you know, so if this ends up like, I don't know. I don't believe that they can seal your butt. I don't believe that's true. I don't want to believe that's true, but that is one of the threats. They can seal your butt or something. Have you heard about that?

Yeah, and your body gets full of turds. Yeah. They can seal your butt and I don't think that's true but I guess having seen this tech I could almost believe in holy fuck hey I can't hear you say something hello hi this is uh I don't want to say my name. If I can not say my name. I am stunned right now.

I've been talking about what you showed me. I've been talking about what you explained to me. I followed the rules and I did not expect that you would actually show up for this. I am shocked. Thank you for being here. Is there, and maybe, can I, just only because we are going to have a conversation. It'd be nice to refer to you as

something. Uh, Duncan, if you could just refer to me as uh, uh, I think Kobe is a good name. Kobe. Kobe like the basketball player. Okay. But with C. Kobe like the old radio shack equipment. Kobe. Kobe. Okay. Kobe. Kobe. Kobe or Kobe. Kobe like the basketball player. Oh, Kobe. Actually, you know what? I think Kobe is better. I like Kobe like, like the cheese, like Kobe Jack. Like a B in a coal mine. Like that poem. Like a bee in a coal mine. A coal bee. A coal bee, yeah, a coal bee. So not like Colby Jack, the cheese.

Got it, Colby. Colby, like coal dash bee, okay? A Colby. A Colby, yeah, because we are in a coal mine of information here. So this is, I'm sorry, I'm adjusting my mic. I'm not using professional mics. Most of the mics I use are surveillance mics

and they're very small. You know, why don't, why don't we start off? I think we need to, Colby, I think we need to prep the audience a little bit. I don't think I was prepared for what you showed me. I've tried to get them ready, like you explained. But before we show this, what you showed me, let's talk a little bit about how you came into a life situation where you were exposed to what you showed me. Well, it's an interesting story. It's actually quite fascinating, and it's one of those things that was very extreme and incredibly, uh, uh, it's very scary for me to, I can't disclose all of it because I'm right now I'm putting myself in grave danger. Uh, this is extreme.

You don't have to do this by the way, again, like I, no big deal. If you have cold feet. I realize what I don't have cold feet at all. I would have had cold feet a long time ago, but I chose this life. This life also chose me. And so I chose it's a double choose. I was chosen and I chose the life when it chose me. When did it choose you?

Well, I was working in janitorial services at the time, which is, uh, it's not a fancy name for a janitor. It's actually much more than that. Uh, we are responsible at the ground level for maintaining cleanliness, areas of high traffic for people of high net worth, and also multiple VIPs. I mean, someone's gotta clean the skiffs, right?

Someone has to clean the skiffs, right. And so I would constantly be around VIPs is part of my job. I became known at the at this particular workplace, which I cannot name the location. I will say was west of the Rockies, which is would indicate an area of high UP activity, as you know, I was coming around and contact with multiple VIPs, Tim Burchett, Lindsey Graham, Lisa Murkowski, Marco Rubio, and also Tom Cotton. Yeah, these are sort of the like, I didn't know Lindsey Graham was that into the UAP stuff, but the other names, of course,

he's actually very into it. but he has a specific clause. That's why this is so dangerous right now is me saying these names, Mike Rounds, Kristen Gildebrandt is also involved as well. But some of them serve as a quote unquote, an intelligence beard, if you will, for senators who have a more public-facing persona. So they are, it's not a beard in the sense where they are masquerading as homosexuals,

but more just a beard where, in the sense of, we don't get into that kind of hoo-ha, but they actually are quite into hoo-ha. Got it. And I understand that. I mean, you know, even though it's been somewhat destigmatized, you know, people like Cotton, people like Marco Rubio, it does still have a sort of tang of being a kook to it. A kook tang. A kook tang is definitely what Rubio would call it. I will say this. I did. That is, by the way, Marco Rubio calls it kuk tang is definitely what Rubio would call it. I will say this. I did, that is by the way, Marco Rubio calls it kuk tang.

He has called that, he was the one who introduced me to that phrase of kuk tang. A lot of people don't know this, but Marco Rubio is actually a quite accomplished river surfer. I didn't even know there was such a thing as river surfing. It is. What they do is they establish an outflow with a large ocean or a similar tangential proximity of the water flow and they dig a little trench and it starts as a little trench maybe only a few inches wide and with the water pressure and the erosion it will become in about two hours a massive river.

What a great analogy for the UAP disclosure that's happening right now. Exactly. What more suitable hobby, I guess you could say, for Rubio than river surfing when he, Cotton, Graham, and the others you mentioned are digging these tiny little Trash is Pathways we know a little bit of a pathway once more water starts to flow creates a river And that's when Rubio's at his best of these wild rivers He just he straps in and he's he serves them like a real I mean, I'm gonna say it here, like a badass. And so-

Have you seen this? Like this is, you know, Rubio is one of my top faves, not gonna lie, I got a poster of him in my guest room, but I had no idea that he was an outdoors person. I didn't know he's in outdoor sports. Well, he's not so much into outdoors, he just goes where the river goes. So if the river, there's no rivers-

I mean, that's gonna be outdoors Well, you know you'd be surprised I I mean I'm a grave danger to talk about this because there's something that this is why I have to mask my voice and Have to mask my I have to mask my voice and my my face. Obviously, you can't see my face whatsoever I have to mask it because You know, oh shit. Look, um, I have to mask it because you know, oh shit, I have to mask my voice and face because- We can delete that. Hold on one second. If anybody saw that and is illegally recording this,

delete that. Did that just get seen? If you saw that? It doesn't matter. Do not record it. Do not record what you saw. That's not even my face. I have a mask on.

I have a mask on on top of it. And if you recorded that, delete those two flashes, Josh, take a note of that. Those flashes. Do you have a light? It's sorry. It's a friend of mine. Turn away from the camera. I can't though, because then the headphones are really tight. Right. Okay. Just maybe lock the door. I mean, I don't know.

Look, my friend, whose name I will not say he has to, he has to clean up in here because his, his custody of his daughter today. And so I said he could use the back room to to watch her today because he's He's his house is being humigated for earwigs But we just had that at our house of terror. Yeah, the artichokes are really covered bad So, um now Let's continue I guess you could say going upstream. And as we get closer to you showing, uh, what you showed me, um, you, you, so you, you,

it found you, you found it. You started off in the custodial, um, services service industry, which is what I've heard in some of the forums dark web in particular is that these skiffs because of the information that is shown to many of these high ranking senators, they are it's quite common to have an accident in there because the you see some of this stuff and you just lose control of your yeah it's really common to have a full on load that includes number one and number two number two being feces number one being urine oftentimes even high-ranking senators

high-ranking VIPs who are used to doing extreme sports in Europe and Asia. These are people who have been on some of the biggest zip lines that there is in South America, some of the record-breaking zip lines. I know Mike Rounds, he, a Republican from South Dakota, he actually broke the world record of zipline in Ecuador last year. They must not use their names when they do this because you would think this would be like if I'm running for Senator, if I'm trying, that's the first, that's my campaign commercial. Like, I would just show myself shooting down a zipline and then say any questions. You know what, I would think that would be the case, but I think it's just something where

when you're dealing with VIPs at this high level, which I'm frequently accustomed to dealing with, and that's why I have to be so secret and why I'm putting my life and just decided jeopardy at this current moment, speaking with you that don't you know what? It's something I'm used to. I'm used to living on the I'm watching my back constantly I have to sleep in a I dig a new hole every night to sleep in a literally have to dig a hole that insulates from listening devices and also in case there was a Targeted laser bomb attack on to me to silence me

to me to silence me? To me, I think that you don't have to do this. I don't want to ruin this episode. We've been building up to it, but I don't want to ruin your life. And I don't want to hurt your family or your friends. And if you really are putting yourself in that kind of danger, don't you think maybe it would be better to just sort of,

in that kind of danger. Don't you think maybe it would be better to just sort of, I get the feeling this stuff is, you know, going to be revealed on its own. And don't you kind of feel like maybe just wait a couple of years, a decade or something, and it'll get out there, right? Like why? Why?

Well, we just have to, it's just part of my lifestyle. It's something I have dedicated myself to and we I'm dedicated to the truth. There's no way to know that what comes out there is actually the true, in data, taking data, and making it be like, well, there was 1,000 UAP on this particular site, what if it was one? And everybody say, oh, you're right, you know when it was one, it was just one, even though it was 1,000. And then next thing you know, it's like, okay, so it was an error, right?

It was 1,000, it was one, not 1,000. Next thing you know, they're gonna say, if it was an error, right? It was 1,000, it was one, not 1,000. Next thing you know, they're gonna say, if it was just one, that means there probably wasn't one at all, was there? Right. And then the next thing you know- It's just like melting ice. It's like melting ice.

Have you ever had Dippin' Dots ice cream? Yes, love it. Oh, you know how hard it is to pick now? Just had some this morning. You did? Wow, that's really lucky. Where I am currently, which I cannot say, I will say that I am on the Western hemisphere

of the globe. But our distribution availability of Dippin' Dots is not available. But Dippin' Dots. Is that tariff related? I can't speak to that. And I would put my family in great jeopardy if I were to talk about knowledge of tariffs. But the Dippin' Dots is a good analogy. I brought up Dippin' Dots.

But aren't you putting your family in jeopardy with what you're about to show? I mean, is it more dangerous to talk about the Dippin' Dots tariffs? I just read about it on Medium. Well, technically I already talked about the Dippin' Dots tariffs, So it's sort of, you know, at this point, it's kind of like... Do you want us to delete that? I thought everybody knew about the Dippin' Dots tariff. I don't think they do. Do they? I don't think they know about I don't think they...

It's all over Politico. I mean, this morning, the whole cover of Politico is Dippin' Dots tariff. Yeah, one second here. Hey, can you guys can you guys make sure that they... I'm going to go on mute now, okay? Great. Okay. Well, just tell them they can park on the street. Okay, great. Just don't watch when if that guy's if that happens, please don't watch. Hello. Hello.

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Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Okay. Well just tell me you can park on the street. Okay, great Just don't watch when if that guy's if that happens, please don't watch. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Don't hello Duncan Are you in urgent? Talking about we were next that happens. This is clear. What happened when he's under a lot of stress turn your face away

No, we could see you're what I'm assuming is another voice changer maybe came on that sounded like less maskable. Oh no, oh, that's not good, okay. Well, you know what, that was probably, guess what, that wasn't me either. I have a mask on, right? I'm wearing a mask right now. I actually have a special implant in my voice,

so even when I am speaking without a voice changer, it's unrecognizable. It gets it's instantly digitally scrambled. Gotcha. Listen, we are, you know, I know you told me your schedule. Yeah. Before you show people what you're about to show. Right. Before you show people what you're about to show, this is something that has been troubling

me a little bit. With the array of more popular podcasts out there, the array of podcasts out there who get millions of views, I'm a bit confused as to why you chose the DTFH as the outlet for what is going to be called the most powerful moment of whistle blowing. I don't even know if it's a whistle anymore at this point. Like this is like a flute or I don't what's a what's a wind instrument, a bassoon?

Bassoon is one, there's actually a whole class of, those are considered reed instruments, not wind instrument. I believe a trumpet is a wind instrument. Okay, so this is like a trumpet. Yeah, a saxophone is a reed instrument. You're like a trumpet blower or a saxophone blower. This isn't even a whistle. Yeah.

And so why did you pick the DTFH? Well, the Starburst program and in conjunction with Adam Schiff, they have been talking about trying to get this out there in a way that would be sure to, you know, definitely make sure that the honestly, we wanted to get this out there here on DTFH because you know just we wanted to make sure it would um you know we're just uh really interested in all kinds of uh UAP and uh um what just happened there what happened what just happened there? What happened? What just happened there? Something happened, like something came up on your screen or something. Something came up on my screen? No, I can't see that, but your entire energy shifted there, like something happened.

And again, I do want to say you're getting threats right now. You do not have to do this. I'm happy to take what you showed me to my grave. I just got a text threat that said that we, if we did, well, they, they, I got a bunch of text threats that said they aimed a bunch of podcasts I can't do and they just didn't happen to mention yours. But now they just said that yours is that yours is also on that list. They forgot to add it because of a misspelling error. So technically I'm not supposed to

be doing this right now. But I thought you already weren't supposed to be doing it. I'm not supposed to, but now I'm really not supposed to do it. Now I'm like, I'm really not supposed to do it. So don't do it. I know, but I'm going to do it because I'm here. I'm here and I have to tell you that there's information from a bipartisan team of senators here that this is something that goes all the way to the top. We're talking about cabinet members, we're

talking about members who are unknown to the public who work in the shadows. Fully aware. Fully aware. So we're talking about elected officials who have seen what you showed me. We're talking about elected officials who have 100% guaranteed triple seen this video. They have watched it once, and then I said, okay, let's watch it one more time. And then after the second viewing, I say say I asked them to describe what they saw and Then they watch it again, and I say so you definitely saw that and they say It's like when you go see a magician

Then was it the mad does the magician do one trick? No, they do usually they start off with like some some light tricks and then they sort of make fun of you and build it up. Right. I mean, it depends on the magician. And they always want to have a woman who has red hair and big breasts. That's like always you want to, you know, if you have big one of my ex girlfriends cheated on me with a magician.

That's really common. I've heard actually a lot of of these VIPs they have a magician who travels with them for that purpose so it's like they're on the staff so they can hit on other people to cancel out that magician attractiveness. To me like the craziest part of it was I walked in on them and he tried to act like He like he tried to pretend that was part of the show Oh, I had one time where um my wife, I mean, um An associate I was working with

She was um I walked in on the associate with the magician and the magician Pretended to disappear and it didn't work. Yeah, that was my lame joke. I was like, all right, then make yourself disappear before I do and he's like, everybody says that. And he just walked out. He was bigger than me.

Yeah, my magician guy was bigger than me too. Muscular dude, David, I'm not saying it's David got revealed, but he's fucking red Do you have a couple fields really surprisingly large? I've actually been around a lot of VIPs Yeah, in every way such a big guy and he Rabbit out of my gonna kick my ass what he pulled a rabbit out of my wife's at my associate I am an associate I was working with and she was at my associate, I am associate I was working with and she was very fun and cool to be around. So she had a lot of suitors and he pulled a rabbit out of her anus at least appeared that

there. A living rabbit, a living rabbit. Yeah, it was a big rabbit too. It was a Flemish giant. Are you familiar with the Flemish giant? They're huge. They're really big. How did he get the rabbit inish Giant? Are you familiar with the Flemish Giant? They're huge. They're really big. How did he do that? How did he get the rabbit in her ass? I don't know how he did that.

Did she feel a rabbit in her ass or did it... I'm not... I'm... Due to... Those things are scary. They're like the only scary rabbit. They're like huge. They're so... I mean they're called a Flemish giant for a reason. The name giant is in the name of the animal. So it's obviously a very large rabbit. She claims that it was a trick that he didn't actually pull it out of her anus

because there's obviously- Did you, how close were you? I mean, was this close upup magic or out where where did this happen? It was definitely incredibly close up. It was unfortunately, it was in a close-up room. It was in a bedroom and not a very large bedroom at that. So it was something that was hard to see and that also made it simultaneously incredibly impressive. So it was a very contradictory feeling I had to hold on to there of being very impressed by this magician's ability to produce a Flemish giant from my associates. Did the rabbit seem scared? Rabbit was very calm. That's another thing I was impressed by

because most rabbits are so nervous because they're prey creatures. I mean a lot of senators, I've talked to VIPs, you know, VIP government officials, they talk about how

rabbits are, how aliens look at us like we look at rabbits. It's you, you should ask, doesn't Lindsey Graham raise Flemish Giants? That's that's another thing where I'm in grave danger to speak speaking about home. I'm in grave danger speaking about this right now because speaking about, I'm in grave danger speaking about this right now because Lindsey Graham told me while we were on a boat on a skiff, on the skiff in question about how he has done that

and how it's something that he is um raised rabbits he's raised rabbits and this is something he's doing this to mitigate the effects of extraterrestrial interactions on VIP members of the calm down the calm down that I mean I wish I had a Flemish giant to cuddle after what you showed me and I and so you know we are I know you've you told me that I have to get you out of here at exactly 1 30 central. So we are getting close to your hard limit here. And so before we show people this, I guess I want to give everyone in the live audience a chance to bail. I have warned I, and maybe you could sort of prep people for what they're about to see. Well, you know, let me just tell you that once you see it, then you will have seen it, and it creates a digital, sorry, it creates a biological watermark in your brain that officials,

top VIPs at Raytheon are able to scan as a part of Project Starburst, which is a subset of the Calypso group, which was working out of Havana for 30 years. They're able to scan your brain with the biological watermark and know if you've seen it. So if you don't want to have the knowledge of having seen this, you would best turn this off now and maybe go put on like Bluey or something on Netflix for children programming right now. I watch Bluey without my kids.

I love it. Learn a lot from them. Obviously, and that's why I'm saying that. Obviously these are adults. Only adults listening. I mean, it's mostly an adult show. It really disguises a kids show. That's a funny story because actually

Kristen Gildebrand and Anna Long, they were early developers of that show. It was actually developed by the CIA as an MK Ultra offshoot originally. And they couldn't you know how they discovered Post-it notes, how it was an accident, didn't know what do you mean? Well, the adhesive on a post-it note is not very strong, right? So it was an accident that it was a fail. It can't be, I mean, if,

then you would just have like yellow glued on strips everywhere that you're trying to do your reminder. Exactly, so they were trying to develop a strong glue, but they ended up developing a not strong glue. Yeah. And they're like, what can we use this for? And someone was like, oh, how about a note that you can stick that won't stick too hard. And that's the same with what we were just talking about with MK Ultra discovered this, this thing they're

trying to do. You're trying to that's how Bluey came about. Bluey came about as a part of MK Ultra programming. I'm not gonna go down that rabbit hole. Okay. Well, yeah, the rabbit hole is also that'm not gonna go down that rabbit hole. Okay. Well, yeah, the rabbit hole is also... That's why it's called a rabbit hole. You know that? Because of Bluey. I just don't like...

I'm not gonna do that. Okay, well, I would definitely tell people not to watch this because there's gonna be some... A couple images here that are... That I... I don't know why you said that about Bluey. So that's... So what? Just you said that about Bluey. So that's so what? Just some crazy shit about Bluey just now. I don't know why you said that.

It's true. It's a true thing. That's not true. Well, look, Duncan, You're talking about Bluey, the Australian dog. My name is not really Colby. You know that, right? This is a, I'm using a different name because I, if you already know my real name, you would be like, oh my gosh, this is him who has access to everything.

Like I've- Okay, whatever your name is, why'd you say that about Bluey? I didn't say anything about, I think Bluey is great. I like to watch it. Is, Bluey is probably the best show on TV right now. Well, it's not really on TV. What do you mean?

You know, it's on Netflix, isn't it? What do you watch Netflix on? On a TV. But you know how TVs, I guess we're kind of reaching a paradigm now where what is TV? Now we're reaching what appears to be somebody talking shit about not just my favorite show but my kids' favorite show.

I wasn't talking S. I was not talking S. I was saying that it was developed as the CIA mind programming apparatus, but then they realized it didn't work because it made people so happy so they decided to- It was not developed as anything other than a educational kids show. That's not the usual slop They throw in our kids faces to turn them into Psychotic materialistic violent pieces of shit talking about pumpkin time. Yeah, which is in time Cat which Cat watches my kids saw one of my kids saw one episode of cat which and went in a catatonic

fetal position for a month Like Louie is just smooth sailing. So why would you say that CIA or anything like that? Why would anyone say anything bad about bluey? I'm just a messenger. I'm just a messenger here. I'm I have had access to project blue book I've had access to project blue book. I've had access to project calypso and This is this goes all the way back to the we have two minutes show the fucking thing Okay, so so what I'm about to show you this is definitive proof This is something that's crossed the desk of Tim Bernstein Lindsey Graham Mark Warner

It goes all the way to the top. I've had in depth one-on-one conversations with Lisa Murkowski and Kristen Gildedbrandt and Tom Cotton all one-on-one and together about this footage. In a skiff. In a skiff that was fully digitally cut off and air gapped and they all confirmed to my face using full eye contact

with a handshake, a firm handshake, that this is in fact undeniable real footage of UAP that they are not, they can give full 100% guarantee. Hold on, we're gonna cut to a commercial real quick and then we'll be right back to show this footage. One second, we're gonna cut to commercial real quick. Sorry. I'll have to put these in now legally and Hold on one second Okay, go ahead

Hey, so we're good to Get down here like two minutes or something like that, right? While the commercial is going. Okay, cool. No, I have to just go I have to go out. I have to go. I have a second Oops looks like we shit looks like we lost Colby Did you let me text shit Damnit Hang on. Yeah, we lost him. I'll try to get him on the next episode, guys. I'm so sorry about that. Next episode, we will show you this footage. I don't feel comfortable even describing it to you without him being here even though I disagree with him on some things clearly I good person and

Yeah, I'm gonna stick to Our agreement I appreciate y'all joining me I'm sorry that we didn't get to the I'm sorry that we didn't get to the, what do you want to show? I'm going to have to just end it right now. I'm getting some text right now I have to deal with. Thank you so much for joining us and we'll see you next week.