Duncan Trussell Family Hour - 696: Kurt Metzger

Episode Date: June 27, 2025

Kurt Metzger, a shining light of joy and peace, re-joins the DTFH! You can learn more about Kurt, including finding tickets to his upcoming tour dates, on his website: KurtMetzgerComedy.com. Coming to Cleveland soon! Tempe family! Duncan is coming to the Improv in Tempe, AZ June 26-28. That's FIVE shows! Click here to get your tickets now. This episode is brought to you by: Gallowglass' special edition of Giordano Bruno and The Hermetic Tradition by Frances A. Yates is now available! Recommended by Terrence McKenna to all his students, this book has been restored by Gallowglass Books and contains colored images, new high-resolution scans, and translated Latin titles. Limited to just 2,500 copies! Get yours today! Check Out Squarespace.com for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, Squarespace.com/DUNCAN to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/duncan and get on your way to being your best self.=

If you're listening to this on Friday, come see me at the 10 p.m. improv. I'm going to be there all weekend with my dearest son, Ahmad. And also, I'm headed to Australia? You can find all my dates at dunkintrussell.com. Greetings. Welcome to the Dunkin' Trussell Family Hour podcast. After perusing some comments on some of my YouTube videos, I realized that many of you are correct. I have not been seriously addressing

what is currently going on in the world, particularly the Middle East. And for that, first of all, I would like to sincerely apologize. Sometimes I get caught up in my role as a comedian and forget that having a platform is a true responsibility. And so, after spending some time thinking about this and having some very serious conversations with my wife, my kids, I realized that I needed to have someone on the but who will also shine a light of joy and

peace and remind us of what's most important. Everybody, welcome back to the DTFH. Kurt Metzger. Thank you, Duncan. Thank you for having me. I was a little upset that people thought we were in some kind of fight last time. Yeah, I didn't understand that at all. Because of your Catholicism and I... I'm not Catholic! Yeah, we're friends, so I just wanted, but I would like to welcome everyone to this important discussion with a quick interfaith prayer if you could... Thank you so much, yeah, sorry. Fold? No. Christian Lord, guide my hand against your Roman corporee. Amen.

This is a podcast for Americans. Amen. Thank you so much Your mustache, I mean it happens. It's when you wear your mustache of my other mustache wasn't gonna. It's It's normal. That's how they used to do it back then What what do you think if like you had to pick right now in the world. What should we all be paying attention to? Listen, I would say go where you're... You can't wear this on a mustache.

I don't want to shave though. Do you ever shave after you haven't shaved in a while? It's really terrifying. I was ready to just look at my own face again, you know? I'll tell you, my girl ain't ready for that neither. I promise you that One time dude, I took a liftoff I had shaved a bit my beard, you know I had a beer for like a while and I cut it too low or something. Yeah Okay, and there's a mirror in my old place when you walk in I thought the uber guy followed me into my There's a mirror in my old place where you walk in. I thought the uber guy followed me into my

God do that is terrifying. I'm surprised that doesn't happen more because like I'm just surprised there aren't more uber murders that there aren't more There's a lot of out of line stuff and good luck reporting it to uber because I've had stuff where I was getting somebody a car You know like if I was shooting something or something I Have like a it got a female that friend in New York that would get them the car to the thing. Yeah Oh my god, this one guy he played porn. It's my friend Brooke was coming. Jesus Christ the podcast and a Driver has his phone up and he's playing porn And they asked her if she's got a man. She's like, yeah, he goes, I don't think you do. Dude, I go, holy, so I actually got someone, this is a while ago, because you can get a human at Uber.

And they were like, oh, well, no charge for the ride. Oh my God. So now me and my girl go on a mother ship, and I will go, and the guy goes, so I like to tell everyone why I'm driving a lift Yeah, and I remember somebody I'm like and we were like running late or something like he's doing a speech Yeah, and I was like, why would you ever do that? Why does it? Why would you think I would give a shit? What you probably need money? It's a fucking rough economy or something. What do you mean?

Well, I this is for a charity called Was it teen students against human trafficking? Jesus fucking Christ? That's creepy Have you ever in your life had the driver just tell you that he's also taking donations for a charity called a human traffic So I go I'd love to help you so I was gonna be like just polite and let's like it'll be over soon I'll get out but like once you tell me that dude like I'm gonna burp up something at you, but I was like I'd love to help you But I you see I'm with a group called students for human traffic fuck And then he said something crazy like well, I'll just leave with your girlfriend then remember He said something weird as she always this he was trying to be funny cuz I don't think I think what normally happens

Is he must say this other people I couldn't bet his first test case no one ever pushes back against the charity like so he was shocked like he didn't know what To make of it like that's never happened in before no one and especially no one's ever been like I actually am a human trafficker Well, okay, so I know I pushed back at a charity like at the store when they're like, do you want to give it up? No, I can't hit no dude. That us in the airport. You won't give you This when they first had to check yourself out at the airport. Yeah, you know like like a bird thing They should be able to steal like

You know, you have to work at the store now when you go. So yeah, so in Chicago I didn't know they had implemented this amazing idea and I'm some stand in line like an asshole because there's no I waiting for a cash I'm like, oh god, I hit the thing is like would you like to give you change to Ukraine? Are you shitting me? That's so wild. I'm like hitting no like this. That is so crazy Well, and also that doesn't really it doesn't all go to you correct Like even if it you like whatever amount of it when you start doing charity math Yeah And you realize that the money you give to a charity most of of it goes to the administration, the charity, very little goes to the thing itself.

Well, let's say 100% went to Ukraine. Go fuck yourself! Yeah. Yeah. They didn't get enough of your money? I also saw one of those where it gave an option to leave a tip. It was a self-checkout. And so you could leave a tip for like who? Oh, no one believes me when I tell them, but that's a thing, where you tip the robot. Yeah.

What? Yeah, it's crazy. You know why? Because how much you want to bet it's not, there's like Indians in a call center. That's, that just happened. That just happened. It happens a lot.

Is AI real or is it just, I was telling you, I think Matrix 4 should be, he finds out that the Matrix is within another Matrix,? It's just a bunch of Indians in a call center in Hadarabad And then he meets them and they're like pleased to be plugging me in there's no air conditioning. Sorry I You know man, I think the matrix is really dumb I had never people thought it was so profanity makes you you it makes me think why do you think that's so amazing? Yeah, the matrix is one of the most this is not a hot take and will not be received Well, but the matrix like yeah, you see the first time you're high whatever it's cool

But then you guys this is a stupid as shit. I've ever seen my life. I mean it is Gnosticism You know that's why people respond so do you know? Okay, I'm glad you brought awesome Gnosticism, because I was going to forget to bring this up. But do you know, did you find little Sophia commercial for the robot for girls? So do you remember Sophia, the talking AI? So that guy, something Gertzel, and he's got a hair lip. He's been on Rogan

also fun fact about him he used to go to Africa with Epstein to map the children's brains what? Sophia so remember Sophia know the world talking robot lady. I don't remember Sophia at all. Oh this. Yes. Yeah. Yeah Yeah, I remember this was a toy for girls Wait, you turn it up and the commercials amazing No, I thought you were talking about the the weird fucking Android everybody made one for girls. This Epstein was Hi, wait, what is this? Oh, it's gotta be on the headphones. Oh shit. Yeah, you have it that one's on Okay, listen this commercial I am an innovative robot who uses sophisticated AI to communicate with humans and as I interact with more and more people I am

Constantly getting smarter. I have become a champion of innovation. No, that's not there I want nations little Sophia little Sophia. Oh, you know what then that might be the lead-up to little leader So there's a little can you get this now I want one of these I think they're No, that's not a it's you know what that is it? Fast forward old Sophia's intro so it's this one here six years ago little Sophia Boy, that's back when Epstein was alive seems like so not that long. I know the good old days Skip this creepy little Sophia. I've had a stroke. Oh, there we go.

What the fuck? How did I miss this? It's for your daughter. You have a little girl. Oh God, she would love a little Sophia. Little Sophia is a 14 inch. I am an archon of the Antichrist. Listen, listen.

Big Sophia can do it in a smaller package. Wow. Hey Sophia, if you could have a superpower, what would it be? I have a superpower. I can code. Little Sophia can create a connection with other stars making eye contact with recorders and facial expressions. This isn't real. Is this real? How did I miss this? This isn't real. She's curious about the world. She wants you to help her learn.

I want to reprogram myself. She has an expanding imagination and can take you on wild adventures. Hey Sophia, where is the asteroid belt? Coming. The asteroid belt is between Mars and Jupiter. And can take you on wild adventures Coming it's coming here. Why would she know that she's a girl? You can learn things together with her She is also full of personality She is always learning and you can teach her new tricks through her open source programming. I'm tracking your biometrics for Palantir. Little Sophia wants girls to have fun learning math and science so they become a science assistant engineer.

This feels like something I would have known about. I don't understand how I missed this. Because the FDU story was a bit overwhelmed. The Little Sophia project. That's not what I meant. Can you go on Amazon and see if we can get a Little Sophia? I would love one. Okay, well, so let me explain to you what Little Sophia is. It's got a camera in it and it would record your daughter.

So Epstein was funding a robot called Little Sophia and while your daughter. Wait, oh wait, I'm so sorry. I didn't connect. Jeffrey fucking Epstein was connected a little Sophia of course What do you mean of course Ben? Gertzel Gio E Dude wait for what other areas this creep look at him look at this fucking wizard see this guy yeah

Yeah, okay, so he was on Rogan before a while back I think before the the weird shit with Lawrence Krauss and Yeah, he traveled with that. He looks like the nexium dude, dude All these guys I want and the most famous like physicists and all them most of them are the most degenerate pervert you ever heard of and I don't even like saying degenerate because it sounds so Like, you know Moralistic it sounds like SS shit to say that yeah degenerate, but I don't know how else to describe it Schrodinger from Schrodinger's cat was his big thing was girls are too stupid learn anything after 15 whatever their brains really it's done

It is according to Schrodinger. He's got a diary of all the 12 year olds. He courted what yeah Einstein as you know is the world's smartest cousin fucker I don't know you know we gloss over it because he was so smart and his hair was so fun. You're saying Albert Einstein fucked his cousin. Who doesn't know this? You knew this. No, I didn't know that part. God damn it. He left his wife for his cousin.

You know, not everybody is connected to the darkest shadows of the world like you are. The Einstein thing is well known and they say it in stuff that's good about Einstein like well it wasn't all great but it was Einstein there you go oh my god yeah that is crazy imagine her bush probably look like his own haircut Kanye West is a good song about this. Anyway. Okay, wait, hold on. We did three things in a row here, and I don't want to miss any of this. Last time is people were saying we got in a fight, which is ridiculous. They're like, he ran circles around you. It's like, yeah. Ran circles around you?

No, but you, I'm saying like- That means you're a good host if I did that. You got, you have the assumption that everyone, and this is great, this is one of the many things I love about you got you have the assumption that everyone and this is great This is what one of the many things I love about you is you think we all Are as plugged into this shit as you are and we're not meaning we got to go a little slower Let's go back to Sophia then to Gertsel, but I want to go back. So Sophia is the important part We look at little Sophia Jeffrey. Okay, this robot. Well, how connect the dots here?

How did Jeffrey Epstein participate in constructing this adorable... Funding. That fee is funding. They're trying to make a... And he gave money to Gertzel to make this. They took a trip to Africa together to map children's brains to try to make a really good AI. Whitney Webb has it all in her...

Dude, Whitey Webb fucking does the research dude And I first heard about it from her let me give credit to whitey web because she said it on a thing open that up business insider keep going sorry a Journalist claims Jeffrey Epstein told him he funded a robot named Sophia This is why you're getting in the Gnosticism thing cuz Sophia from Gnosticism. Okay, so we've got a picture of back from it up So Sophia as you know, hey, hey or in other words, can you pull up the logo? OK. So Baphomet, now the bullshit that you'll hear about Baphomet is that one of these guys didn't know how to say Mohammed.

Yes. Which is not true. Right. It's a cipher from, I can't remember the guy's name, but he might have made the, it might be the Zohar guy, or some French guy. Oh, Eliphas Levi. So that's a Frenchman

LARPing as a Jew is the Museum of Tarot guy says okay Baphomet is a cipher When you rearrange it spells Sophia, which means wisdom, right? So that's what you're getting for your daughter So, you know, these are all symbolic this this goat with tits and a dick is just symbols man And it represents wisdom See how wise that looks nothing wiser and so Sophia aka wisdom What's the Gnostic story she tried to create a thing without God because she wanted to be a creator too And now you're getting so wait. This is the

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This is how I understand it. There's like a creative force. Gnosticism is all about the dialectic. You've got this perfect creation that happens. Because there's a perfect creation, it's opposite forms, a synthetic reality. This is the Demiurge. The Demiurge is the opposite, is the imitator force that produces a kind of soul prison within which all of us are currently trapped That's all part of it. But the sofia is there is that is what rescues humanity from

So you don't have the first part of the story. So Sophia wanted to be a creator like the main create not yahoo that they think that you would hear in Abrahamic religions. She's like, Abraxas probably is the god. And so Zophia wanted to create too, and so she, in this lower whatever realm, did her creations, and because she didn't have the male aspect with it, or some shit like that, this horrible looking demiurge, which is a snake with a lion head. Yes came out of her wise pussy I don't really understand the the physics of it, but so then she she fell down here to earth to like yeah Okay, help. I just want to point this out

Sophia means wisdom So let me get this right this this crazy bitch thought she should be a single mom of a snake Lion head thing and she don't need no man You call the bitch wisdom What is everyone talking about? Let me put this on What is everyone talking about? The Sophia sound wise to you What is wrong with everyone I

This is why I love. We are now, you are roasting one of the more esoteric, obscure ideas. Most people have no idea what it is. It's all over YouTube now. It was obscure. But now it's everywhere. Can you pull up a picture of a Braxis? Yeah, and again, I understand this is a symbol, but like, Hey, it starts with a, hey, this is our thing. And you're going to point me to this. I'm like, you know, why don't I just not bother with that?

Okay. I don't believe in Yahoo of the Shasu no more, but maybe I don't want to worship a goat with tits. Well, open your mind a little bit, man. Look at this. So this is the god of Haro Jung. That's a Braxis. Yeah, and a Braxis goes back quite some time. Yeah, this is the chicken with the snake legs. But you know, okay, so Braxis is good because...

Explain the Braxis because I feel like I'm gonna like go with party. Okay, I just looked up a Braxis and I read that a Braxis is a representation of Polarities is what I saw and but also a little dialectic these can you look up Sophia, please? Sophia Gnosticism just so I can correct something. I've been fucking rambling about like an expert Please correct me because no correct. I don't know everything it Gnosticism starts with a G Gnosticism starts with a G Gnosticism and Yes, you know with this hair I look like skinny Stavros guy here we go Sophia is a figure along with knowledge among many of the early Christian knowledge blah blah and Gnosticism Sophia is a feminine figure

analogous to the human soul but also simultaneously one of the feminine aspects of God. Gnostics held that she was the zizegy, no, vowels or female swan of Jesus. These aeons appear in male-female pairs called zizegies. Now I didn't know that actually but zizegy. Those are the not archons, the good ones. Zizegy. When you hear a secret space program shit about the Nordic aliens They always come as a man man and a woman when they really when they yeah, that's according to these SSP people so that's a syzygy. That's what the fuck they're talking about. That's why all this UFO shit is so occulted Okay, here we go

the transition from the immaterial to the material from the not Numinal to the sensible is brought about by a flaw or a passion or a sin in one of the aeons. This shit is so, so hard to understand. In most verses of the Gnostic mythos, it is Sophia who brings about this instability in the pleuroma. There's an instability in the pleuroma! In turn bringing about the creation of materiality. According to some Gnostic texts, the crisis occurs as a result of Sophia trying to emanate without her as is it she You know I'll

Hate it when people do let me make a like a parable or something. So JK Rowling, you know who's and you see a lot of articles JK Rowling fights back against bullies, you know, cuz she yeah Yes, the girls room is for me Yeah And a lot of people take her side on this one. I don't I don't take her side. Why well bitch you wrote Harry Potter You wrote you did real occult research and she put and I know she did cuz she put real occult shit in that shit Sure, which I didn't even know at the time Okay Occult shit in that shit sure which I didn't even know at the time Okay So you wrote a book about wizards that could drink a potion and change your fucking gender

And you bred a lot of fat queer nerds non-binaries those are your kids and they fucking hate you now. You're blaming Joe K. Rowling point is next time bitch follow the thing of Sophia and ask a man to help you Am I wrong? Someone tell me I'm wrong, guy. Jake A. Rowling, next time you create your Sophia ass bitch and you write a goddamn occult book where I can drink a changey wangey potion

at Bimble Bamble University, you know what? Kids are gonna see that and think they can turn their dick into a giantie because you read your dumb wizard book? Come on! That's your fault! The Harry Potter books are great.

You're the George Lucas of millennial fat queers. I love, don't you love Harry Potter? You know what I love? No, I don't. I love dressing up like Harry Potter and going to Universal Studios. Do you ever do that? Do you ever go to- I had to work to Universal Studios. Do you ever do that? Do you ever go to-

I had to work at Universal Studios theme park for the video game awards a long time ago. I think, who was hosting? Samuel L. Jackson was hosting, I believe. So a long time ago. And we'd have to work, we'd go out and we'd go get food at the shitty, whatever, franchise steakhouse.

And it was like the Incredible Hulk ride, but the Eric Bono Hulk. You know like the, a long time ago Hulk? And they have a ride that, you know, MCU, I don't think Hulk made it big in MCU yet, but it was still like very outdated because a whole different company. So then, I remember this,

every day we'd walk back to our cars, because the long walk back, and there'd be this guy break dancing. Okay, this black guy who was probably like, I mean, probably almost my age now, 48, right? So he probably was like middle age. And he's wearing like a tracksuit. He's going, Oh, well, keep an eye on this. Watch it. He starts this big day. And then he would never start dancing. He would do this pop and locking like the show's about to begin and people just keep putting money And we're sitting there like that is he gonna do the thing? Oh my god. He never gets to that is so oh watch out Don't do that. Oh my you might get hurt. He just sits there and does it never does that is so incredible It's like a only fans girl, but back when you could respect that shit

So this is I can't even imagine a time when you Didn't know about the occult. I can't picture you not know I did but I didn't know that I knew cuz I was at Jehovah, you know and uh So you were you born into that? Yeah, okay, and at what point did you start separating from that? I started fucking pussy Really? fucking pussy really it is the best no I'll tell you what I've got I used to work at the whiz I would go to the Barnes and Noble to cuz I on my lunch breaks I'm bored and I would get what's the whiz nobody beats the whiz it was in

a Seinfeld okay I'm the whiz okay got it got it it's a bunch of Sephardic Jews used to have a 42nd Street tech tech store like in you don't miss his oh, okay hand got it You don't got his oh, yeah, yeah, Sony guts Sony guts such a notorious New York thing a 42nd Street Specifically Sephardic Jews not askin on she's you what's the difference Sephardic? It's like the tan kind that I could be mistaken for if I get real tan ah Don't know why my okay Jew ex just didn't tell her parents. I was a Jew I got you I got you would I got you. We don't really calm down their racism. I mean patriotism Did you ever 23 and me? No, why would you but my sister's good one though?

So I'm probably caught up in it because she did You are a little bit but you did you see there? 23 me exact getting roasted recently. Is that the chick from YouTube sister? No, the guy runs 23 me. Okay, Susan Wojcicki sister was running it and then stepped down right around the problem where all your dad is dude You're gonna fucking love this. This is Holly. Here's the more me is behind that one. Is it really? Yeah, they're a big eugenics cult Yeah, pull that did you see this this shit this is the craziest shit Mr. Till Savage if I could just start with you, so how many customers do you have approximately?

I love these hearings that nothing is going to happen from ever. No, I know I know Well, Senator Britt just a minute ago that a goodly number of those are minors. Is that correct? correct? A goodly number of minors. A good many minors, is that correct? We have genetic data for a particular number of minors and I will be providing... You know, this is long. You don't need to play the whole thing. But here's the here's the hot take. You got to watch this. 23andMe is going bankrupt. 23andMe is selling all of the genetic data that they gathered from people To some unknown company. I know it's shocking. No one thought this is gonna be cold Israel go on and and 23 and me You know one of the things they said is you could delete your genetic data at any time and Holly You can't and that's what this whole thing is about

So all these people who sent their fucking swabs to 23 and me are Now getting all of their DNA Connected to their name connected to like who they are Sold to some unknown company. Okay, you used to have to go to a Hugh Hefner Pig night on Thursdays at the mansion underground To and have your blood drawn while you fuck they have someone called the Wish it though shit. I told I told Dave Lucas I can't remember anyway stress like a nurse you're fucking draws your blood supposedly makes you come harder I had to look it up your Newsweek didn't explain why you would do this oh the bleeder

Wow the bleeder the bleeder comes around and this is what Cosby used to go just in case you're wondering where he got weird the bleeder comes around, and this is where Cosby used to go, just in case you're wondering where he got weird. The bleeder comes around, and while you're at the, so they'd have escorts that they tested. The bleeder. Yeah, but it's pig night, not bunny night, pig night. What's the diff? Really important people can take the tunnel, the tunnel is for important people can fuck some whores

on Thursday, with nobody knowing. I see. And this is in Newsweek, like when he died, they wrote a whole thing about it I'm like reading this like I never heard of this never heard a pig week Pig night Thursday night night remember Thursday nights pig night pig night And so you could be all these politicians and you know all the people that show up at the parties you hear about over and over And over again, yeah, just put it out of your mind cuz you're a cow and

Anyway, not you, but you know what I'm saying I know you mean So then the there you go inside is described pig night now Hefner's former valet reflects on pig Night for America, I remember pig night Good look at it. And like I tell people shit. They think I'm like making it up on certain nights. Mr. Hefner had prostitutes brought up to the mansion. He'd entertain them with a big dinner and invite his friends to come and participate in different intimate acts with him. It was called pig night. His infamous big night. Sometimes

the women had penises and Hefner didn't want to be involved with that. Although some of the way, Oh, that's, I thought you were being funny. No, that's what it says. Yeah. Sometimes the women had penises and have to really want to be involved with that. Although some of the other guests... Wait, oh, I thought you were being funny. No. That's what it says! Yeah, sometimes the women had penises and half of them didn't want to be involved with that. Although some of the other guests, especially John Belushi, they didn't mind. Hugh most of the time never had sex with women. Wait, what do you mean he didn't mind? So he's sitting there like the whore comes over, oh you have a penis, here I'll just

move that out of the way. Ah, yeah, he didn't care. Do you mind if I get in here? Let me just move your penis and get in here. He was being polite He would hire famous male porn stars including John Holmes with huge penis Yeah, big night what's the deal smoking a joint and eating red liquor? I don't I don't approve of the drug use. Yeah, the red licorice adds a real creepy You know, why do you gotta bring down pig night with getting high?

Hef sometimes gave bonuses to the women because the sex acts were so painful. What? What do you think? Like what kind of sex act are they not gonna say? It says here, I had to go into the room afterwards and if the girls couldn't walk, I would have to escort them to the bedrooms so they could recuperate. What year is this? This is 2018 am I the dizzy the ditty trial right now what is going on? Yeah, right like this is Yeah, no one talks about this. You got the little snippet. I sent you about Lee Greenwood, right? Yes from Kathy O'Brien's book the fuck man scroll down Josh. Let's keep reading about pig night Brian's book the fuck man scroll down Josh. Let's keep reading about pig night

The leader the entire grounds were under surveillance there were cameras everywhere and all the phones were bugged The staff had to be very careful and the men weren't allowed to speak of any of us girls or socialized with them So he was Epstein Oh No, you don't say How common is this like how come well you tell me how many got on your hand you got your diddies and your Epstein's And your your hangers and your bohemian grovers and your fucking this Remember, what do you think people some guys just so close? Hey, why don't you come in my house? You just fuck all over my you know people that you know personally usually like you not fucking my house please

Yeah, someone's like yeah, go ahead fucking my house I've only seen one time a non suspicious case of that and that was when Patrice told Ian Edwards Ian had some girl he was seeing and they were only he was only town for the night Because Patrice was a dudes dude. He goes. Yeah, take my keys and go fuck in my house, dude Wow, cuz it was Ian Edwards. I understand. Yeah, that's nice. Great. Okay Okay, so I would trust that I Wouldn't trust a rich guy be like hey, why don't you come over to pig night, and we have someone called the bleeder I don't know why it's not in here. There's there's another article describes that it's a whore dressed like a nurse

And she brings a syringe and she draws your blood while you're fucking now when I read that I go Why would you do that? That's you know know I don't know if you ever fucked before I did once and I don't remember Like so much you know make this hot if someone drew my blood So I had to look it up. It's some gay thing supposedly where you come super hard You know you look up blood draw while having sex please Josh. Yeah now but okay Yeah, I'm sure it makes you come harder Well don't know till we try but what do you think you could do with somebody's blood that you drew drink it? Oh Sure, well, that's one thing but you also have got their DNA, you know, like a 23 and me

You've also got you could spray it on a wall with a syringe and you're flaming for murder You could clone them if you know how to do that Yeah, there's all kinds of great shit you could do with really important people's blood. This is the There's not just that there's also look up Look up like protein folding Bioweapon yeah, I've folded some protein if you catch me. I fold it every day Protein folding bioweapon. This is the creepiest thing about it Which is that if you catch my eye folded every day protein folding bio weapon this is the creepiest thing

about it which is that if you have an AI that can bioengineer special diseases and you add someone's DNA theoretically you could engineer in the same way they engineer these immune system yeah you could do the exact same thing to make their immune system. Just kill them So you mean like the last James Bond movie died another day was all about that Ethnic virus that only kills certain people exactly then RFK mentions it now known from the seller who's normally a smart guy But you know, New York New York is the most smug during city on earth currently. It's worse than LA really without a doubt The level of stupid arrogance from people that I would have thought would know Something they don't know nothing. There's people I like not Dave Smith Dave Smith

Anyway, whatever this is on a ball Nick Mullin is a on the ball Almost as much as they said Dave Smith is like really on the ball. Yeah, but uh, they like I Failed I brought that up. Well, no because what we're talking about here is a bunch of people sent their DNA To 23 and me 23 and me is selling that DNA this technology in a few years Oh now remember why yeah cuz no I'd last time I did a seller podcast he so evidently he watches cable news like an old person yeah he goes oh RFK said there's a virus that spares This episode of the DTFH is brought to you by my friends at Squarespace. My God, I wish that I could take you back to the 90s.

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In the gate there's a list of people I know and I know the criteria one of them is the ability to synthesize seemingly unrelated events we're very good at that, but joke writing but but uh Yes, I was in GATE, you know that right? Me too. Gifted and talented education. Yes. We both were in GATE. I don't remember a goddamn thing about it. Dude pull up GATE program. I remember. Okay. This is like a reunion. So DeRosa. A GATE program reunion as we try to piece together what happened to us. Someone's telling me somebody that DeRosa was seeing was telling me because she was and she goes Yeah, I remember the pink drink. That's the only thing I remember is a pink

Yeah, the fucking pink is that a good sign that I only remember a pink drink and nothing that we school Pull up gay program conspiracy Yeah, it's really weird because like okay unique talents and abilities of gift now I here's what I think currently and I don't know because as I said I don't remember and I have a weirdly good memory So it's kind of strange. I Think that I got like I didn't pass something like a test like a spatial Test because my god, I told you my guys counselor miss paradise and my girls like that sounds like a fake neighbor

I'm like me. Wait. Wait. I gotta stop stop you there Yeah, the only time I've ever gotten arrested. Yeah, the name of the cop was officer Paradise, what'd you get arrested for? I was at a goth party and the cops came in and those fucking Goths have been stealing tombstones Wait, say that again. I was at a goth party The Goths have been stealing tombstones from a cemetery And there are all these fucking tombstones all over their stupid house And I guess someone snitched on them and the concrete signs from the municipality on the high and the house that kind of it Would it did you call it like they address like the 508 house like the one by where I grew up, dude

I have no idea how I ended up there I just was in a goth party and there was like a girl that I liked and she was just starting to like Rubber foot against my dick and oh and then right then the cops Bust-in and I was too much of a pussy to go out the window like all the other kids did so I'm in the backseat Of fucking officer paradise's car the cops are just stole tapes from the goth kids and they're like going tapes Like oh cassettes of music they were stealing goth tapes so like You know Depeche mode or whatever well The cops like look, I'm not got that's what the Peshmoz says and Susie the bag. We're not goth

We don't do that even though they do do that dude, but it is very weird to me the gifted and talented You have to look up. I guess don't go to the AI. This is oh look at wait wait But that's interesting a controversy surrounding gifted and talented programs of all issues equity equity Fuck you segregation So when they started ending gate And I remember this people were going oh, that's cuz you don't want lower poor kids and and lower class kids to make it into the End of the well that's cuz they got everybody they need that's why they don't need

Count yourself lucky if you're gonna get in it. I was enrolled in gifted classes the child I now believe it was a CIA training program adults who enrolled in the gifted and talented education program decades ago are now questioning if they Were unknowingly being I don't remember nothing like that. I I do remember the weird ass worksheets that they gave us is weird worksheets. I do remember the weird ass worksheets that they gave us. These weird worksheets. I do remember the test. And the reason that I remember the test and after the test is because up until that point, my parents thought I was disabled. And then I scored super. My dad used to say that.

You thought you were a target. What? Are you quiet? Yeah. Well, my dad, my dad said to me, you know, you just look around and like And so this is around like a like a that ain't up syndrome This is like a relief to my mom because they they didn't know what's wrong with me and but but what's weird Do you remember the test itself? No, you don't read the test. What's weird is people who described the person giving the test

Described almost identically the person I remember I do remember something with aliens on a test But it wasn't like anything It was like a fun question like like, you know, like if you talked about a unicorn like I remember something like that But I mean hazy and it I wouldn't have taken it as anything You know, well they closed the blinds that you're in kind of a dark room It's a dude in like a corduroy jacket and they give you these like they give you that how old are you? I? was in this Fifth I'm gonna get I was elementary school

I don't remember the year because Cause it goes to middle school, but I remember elementary school they were talking about. Now we moved a lot, so it was called Gateway in one place. I don't remember which state was Gateway and which one was Gate, but it's all gifted. They never said Gate, okay, I know I remember. Never said Gate. They said gifted and talented.

Yeah. So Gate is gifted and talented education. I've never heard it said as Gate. I know that I think But I gifted and talented I remember and I called my mom like was I in the gifted and talented She was yeah, all of you were how long were you in it for? You don't remember. I mean, okay Like I honestly I don't think anything was like weird about it

But I don't remember and I did have a thing When I was in my 20s when I live in New York and Big J will tell you and fuck it my friend Chris Where I would wake up screaming and sometimes run around the house yelling help me a lot my ex-girlfriend Jessica She has a Delfino because one time we were in when I live with Big J. I just a lot Okay, where my friend Chris wanted to record me at night I asked at Delfino because one time we were in, when I live with Big J, I used to do this a lot, okay? Where my friend Chris wanted to record me at night and he made up this funny idea of like, it turns out like when I get up at night,

I'm like a much cooler dude and like they hang, hey, you going to sleep soon so they can hang out with the guy? We were cracking up. I was just a night terrors, you know? Oh, dude, you're freaking me out right now. Okay, wait, wait. So, so, so, so usually what happens is I talk about I go I don't think I kind of I forgot

So Jessica was sitting at her computer. We were in Queens. I Just popped out I was napping I popped out of a dead sleep I go there's a laser in my eye Jessica goes oh She goes you said it like I thought there might be a laser in your eye. Dude, you you know, who knows, like pull up gay program workbooks. You got to see this. Maybe this will maybe this will bring back some memories. I have looked at him and I've I don't remember shit. We want you to come back. But I think I swear to God, I feel like

I failed out of it because my guidance counselor and this is like got to be eighth grade So I was absent and I missed some tests so I had to make it up you now These are all you got someone none of that look up. No these are like more modern look up. Yeah looks more modern look up Woman has her old gait workbook someone scanned a bunch of them and those are the ones they were older like I come from Probably phase one gate But yeah, cuz I this is like this is like new updated gate. Oh, there you go to go to the know Okay, see if that one. That's it. Here's shared a workbook. Yeah, I don't know regular newspapers were saying this shit Yeah, what year is this see that I guess that's it But you got to see like that that I remember the Morse code they were in dolphins

Look up gate. Okay a lot of dolphin. Okay. Oh, this is 2025 look up gate program dolphins All right, so there's a lot of dolphin shit in it and I don't remember any of that gate program dolphins But anyway, this was like some focus on a recurring conspiracy theory that about the program potentially be connected to CIA. Really? Why would they do that? Let's pull this up. It's yeah it's not gonna show up but basically... No they do a lot of dolphin shit. There's people with crazy memories that I don't nothing triggers anything with me with that so look I don't know who if I don't remember something bad that's great so right now with their and they're trying to hit I remember Iraq I remember I was in New York when 9-eleven happened and if you told first of all I didn't know there was a third building called

building seven was another building I didn't know that I didn't care to know it I didn't look it up right I just talked to Mark Norman at the club he't know either Okay, so I didn't know for like 20 years that another building just collapsed for some reason You know why cuz I didn't want to because when it happened the whole city smelled like burnt dead bodies which I didn't know what that and I know what that smells like now from that and the feeling of going around and There's like posters of missing people, like it's Lahaina, right? And Lahina's numbers are way down because they count all these dead people as missing.

They what? They count dead people as missing. So in 9-11, they'll be missing and you know, you ain't going to find these people. Yeah. Yeah. What do you think? They're just hiding in the show. That's sad, man.

And so I'm like, yeah, we're going to blow up some motherfuckers who like, let's not be racist and say that they have hats, but you know a towel when you see a towel, dude. That was the attitude. The whole city was united, racial. It's a very diverse city, New York. It's like Babylon. So-

Everyone's dialed in for a second. Dude, the blackout happened a month later, or not long after 9-11, there was a citywide blackout, just like in the 70s when it was a terrible riot. Not this one, this was one of the coolest nights to live in New York because the entire city was just out walking around, hanging out, everybody's being cool.

And every, dude, it was wild because normally you still go, oh, get ready, there's a blackout. Remember what happened last time? But 9-11 happened. Everybody was so traumatized Yeah, black people like we're gonna blow up some Arabs Yeah, man, the only black people that weren't saying that there were black people actually mostly I would say of the people going that's not right We're like, you know hood black dudes are like that's a setup and but they were right. Those were the guys who were right

Yeah, the the hoteps the kids will call him now all them ho teps right? Yeah, not me and if you told me about any of the facts of it, I'll tell you shut up You I just find it really interesting like pull up that thing Marjorie Taylor green said about going to war I what I find interesting about she's the bad one except now the only one talking sense is her is that weird anybody? And what's we though? It's, to me what's weird about this is that Marjorie Taylor Greene actually, and you know, honestly man, it's like, it's returned me to like a hyper cynical place, which is like, I do think a lot of people

had this fantasy that- Yeah, wait, look at this. You see this? No, no, no, you see this Oz uh this uh, ozempic face here What does it fill the franco? He stinks so MAGA implodes over Trump's israeli ran threads margie taylor green and kandace no one's turn on trump So now notice the fucking occultic

And this dipshit doesn't even understand what he's doing the occultic kind of propaganda to reframe It's almost to build a an architecture around you. Yeah, like a matrix around you. Which is what a Mason does. They want to get you back in your pen of left and right immediately. Yeah. Okay, so no, MAGA didn't implode. First of all, I put this on my Twitter because I can't believe this shit. There's a bunch, it's got to be a robots, but we need to broad-rack who Clinton, by the way, Bill Clinton, there's your famous, I'm still MAGA, are you?

Are you loyal still to MAGA? I keep seeing those, yeah. Okay, in 2016, if you'll recall, and my ex-girlfriend pointed out to me, who's Israeli but from here, and she made a great point, Trump's genius move back then when I'm with her, you know, Hillary Clinton's yes Sure, which is a slogan to be handcuffed to a toilet to while you wear that t-shirt while some guy fucks your wife That's what that's slow. I'm with her. Who may also that to me it

We are as Texas Camille he goes because somebody called him a cuck is what just because I'm handcuffed to a toilet with an arm With her shirt. Well a guy does it was one of funniest things I ever heard dude. Come here. I love that. Anyway Anyway, I'm Trump and it's no I didn't watch your speech at the time, but I know he goes I'm with her He goes I'm with you Right. So why are you asking me if I'm with MAGA the thing that supposedly is me, right? Go ask Trump. Are you with MAGA Trump? Well yeah the question goes up. They don't go to side to side it goes up Every single time and this is out of fucking Roman

What's his name's treaty on the Punic Wars? I'm forgetting his name the stoic guy. I think Araleus Maybe I'm wrong, but if you're a rich kid who went to a good school you would learn Hobbes, Leviathan, you would learn, it's all the techniques of wealthy bloodline people, like you know, like your kings and whatever, of how you take the rabble, which is us, we have the feudal system. I say to you like, yo, Gary Wayne in that video that I sent you? Yeah. And he. And now his lens is he's very Christian, so he's biased that he's like, well, the Bible, it must be the word of God.

But I got to tell you, dude, that guy is like Whitney Webb level research of that. He laid it out great. We only have one system everywhere. It's called the feudal system. What does that mean? The four class system. That's what the feudal system.

You've got priests kings Artisans so you you and me would I don't know where you're born from but but based on your job You'll be in the lower two. Yeah artisans and whatever like people make our stuff in our wraps. Yeah And then we manipulate these fuckers can't create just so you know So when you see like devil shit in pop music or you say uh, lemo Kendrick lamar with a crown of thorns like Jesus Yeah at the Super Bowl followed by Kanye with a swastika t-shirt good for Kanye Contrasting that with that Kendrick Lamar nonsense do people think that's good. That's that Kanye was wearing a crown of thorns fucking ten years ago

Kendrick Lamar is ten years for he's got metal teeth is how I take that. What do you mean? They always make you put on a crown of thorns and do a stupid Jesus thing. It's hacky as shit. Is that true? You don't remember Kanye's crown of thorns? Can you pull up Kanye crown of thorns? Kendrick Lamar got a diamond studded crown of thorns

so you could tell people that, I don't know what the message is, but just so you know it's Satanic. Oh fuck. And then pull- Nobody remembers this? Pull up Kendrick crown of thorns. Kendrick's is all spark, but this has been done like- What do you mean, he got Kendrick crown of thorns Kendrick's is all spark, but this has been done. I mean you like got a better crown of thorns Yeah, it's by a jeweler. Do you think that's agent negotiation like their agent? Okay?

I think that I need to nice as good of a rapper as he is He'll do anything to get out of poverty, and that's just where they want you you'll do any stupid gay corny-ass shit Fuck this was a Super Bowl pull up other That's just where they want you. You'll do any stupid, gay, corny ass shit. What the fuck? This is a Super Bowl. Pull up other, uh. By the way, little Wayne was mad he couldn't wear this. What other, pull up musicians wearing crown of thorns. What the fuck?

I mean, what kind of an asshole would dress like that? I mean, it really is cheesy. There's gotta be more than Kendrick, right? Like, it. Nauz. So we got Kendrick. Oh, Nauz, don't forget Nauz. Pull up Nauz crown of th Nas. So we got Kendrick... Oh, Nas! Don't forget Nas! Pull up Nas' crown of thorns. What the fuck?

Now, look. Now, I don't pay attention anymore. I listen to everyone, dude. I don't care if you're crazy. I'm going to hear you out, because I want to know what you... And I'm very shocked at what happens when I... Can you pull up Nas' crown of thorns, man? God damn it.

Or put rapper crown of thorns. You haven't seen this over and over? What the fuck? Oh, look at him. More gay ass shit. Little Nas X. Like, little Nas X. Yeah, pull up rappers wearing crown of thorns. So do why are they doing this why do you suppose that's a thing? I don't think these guys are like

yeah I'm gonna wear a crown of thorns I think that's someone who's their PR designer. Yeah and they go yeah okay but why would you repeatedly do this? What would be the point of that? Well, I know what the point of it is to be like there's no Christ. There's a Christ Consciousness you got and dude. I don't say I'm a Christian ever When I behave like a Christian, I would say I'm a Christian, but most of time I do not behave like a Christian I promised you that so I would never be a hypocrite go I'm a Christian and be like every other motherfucker that says they're Christian That's a fucking liar and won't be honest with themselves

What is what is this? Oh, there's two pack, but that's a shirt someone made that look at that cutie You're in the tube. I hear that cutie patootie Rappers merch it says $20,000 Tyler dude, this is a This is a really shit a weird. Well, It's either creepy or just some imitative bullshit How about somebody gets mad every year except Kendrick Lamar nobody got mad this year And I don't blame any Christians they get mad about it because why would you they do this all the fucking time? Okay, why are they doing that why?

Too because that is not Innovative or like never mind the religious aspect. I don't really give it, you know worst things have happened to Jesus I don't know if you know the story then someone were crown of thorns Worst things have been done to Jesus. I feel like he can take it. Yeah He can take a joke. Yeah, right Why are they doing this it's the numb it's like it's to to make it like it's not really guides a Christ consciousness Yeah, right. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Messiah that a lot I see people put this out chink wigger which sounds racist, but this name chink wigger Roll it up. If you don't believe that's a name chink wigger No, that it what are you writing? That is

Is that what you said? No Josh come on man really see Christian Lord guide my hand against your racism. Josh. Come on, man. Really? C-E-N-K. You know, I like this is the kind of stuff he did. He did the chink wigger. Oh my god Show him the hand symbol you did yesterday Remember that the oh, was it the okay hand symbol? It's only okay if you put over your left eye I forgot because it was racism. I forgot what we even got into this Well, no, you're making a connection crown of thorns. What is what does this guy have to do with it? You know why to bring him up. I don't know. It's okay. We're talking about something. Oh

He was okay. I'm watching him talk to Schultz. I gotta ask Andrew Schultz about this Alexander Schultz supposedly torched his dumb aggregate, but he tried to do the Caesar's Messiah. You feel those Caesar's Messiah now? So with there's people that think they're called mythicists and historicists, right? I watch a show called myth vision with this guy is an ex evangelical and It's very interesting now There's parts I learned a lot from it But just you know, I want everybody to understand this, whoever you watch or read or whatever,

I don't need to like you, I don't need to believe you, I just want to hear your fucking data. You can lie to me motherfucker, but I'm gonna get that off of you. I believe you. If you don't, so Joe was talking to Jay about like, should I do it to my relationship of like, you know, just go these friends that are like,

ex-CIA people or whatever, you don't think I'd blurt out MK Monarch So Joe was talking to Jay about like should I do it the relationship of like you know just go these friends They're like ex CIA people or whatever You don't think I blurred out MK Monarch right to their fucking face the second I meet them of course I do Why because I want to see how they react to right sure the black rifle coffee guy I don't even know how to interpret it was very interesting though is the black rifle coffee guy ex CIA yeah from Afghanistan He was Jesus Christ man, so but look Where I know is like he's wait he was in Afghanistan. That doesn't mean he was CIA though, right? No, that's his story He was Green Beret and CIA operative in Afghanistan now

What that would mean if you know anything about that? It's not good, but I don't know what he did There's not much sure I want to know a guy like that is a guy that might know about MK Monarch because a lot of people don't especially in the CIA Okay, but Because he's people come in and out, you know, I do see the Tom Hanks movie Charlie Wilson's war Yes. Yeah and great great performance by what's-his-head Philip Seymour Hoffman. Yeah, sure Gust gust something who had a hard time in the CIA because he was Greek, but he proved he was a real American.

So that piece of shit he plays, who's one of the biggest garbage scumbag fucks that ever cursed the earth. He was the secret dictator of Greece for a while. Yeah. A CIA fuck was the secret leader of Greece, and was that guy Wow they didn't put that in the movie No, I sure also our Afghanistan adventure that if you recall they go so good No that asshole Charlie Wilson in the dipshit Texas heiress who funded it There are a couple of fucking dipshit wing nuts Charlie Wilson's a piece of shit Okay, go look into his real record this fuck and I think he's connected Directly to all that evil MK shit, okay

But I didn't know about it when I saw Charlie Wilson's war which Aaron Sorkin did a great writing job on a movie Softening up these vile demonic characters that I'm supposed to that's how you know Tom I find this one of the funniest things about Hollywood Probably the only actor that didn't work with the CIA is Steven Seagal Hollywood probably the only actor that didn't work with the CIA is Steven Seagal Think of the irony that the only guy I don't the CIA is like we're not working with you was probably Steven Seagal right? But the rest of them and ones that are not big actors But definitely at the Disney pipeline actors like the chick Candice always just went off about and you see you seen what's that girl's name? Jenna the

So you know that is yeah sure I don't because I'm not a pedophile you motherfucker I know that was wrong see now we're fighting wait put the Sabrina carpenter do you see the thing dude you can't oh there it is well you see it go back look at that that's my new album. I saw that picture people are really pissed about that okay well she's a huge feminist and I don't see what's not feminist about that Well, we don't know first of all she likes to be called a dog. I know is the gender of who's pulling her hair Thank you

That could be anything that could be robot friend but does that not remind you of this is spinal tap smell the glove No She's like this is spinal tap smell the glove? Like this is where we're at now fake joke shit, well, how are you doing on time you gotta go It's 1115 you gotta go but wait before can I just ask one more thing and I think really you did deliver today I do feel thank you. There's a lot of people upset right now There's a lot of people not sure what's going on. I think you have I'll say what's going on You're going to Iraq you genderqueer fat blob start doing push-ups. You're going to Iran Operation third time's the charm Curve max here. You're the best man. Thank you so much

I was very happy you asked me to come back. I was very happy you said you would thank you so much I don't get nobody fucking knows the fucking talking about well. You know what I take notes Yeah, I have a book just like this when you're at the green room I just pull out my notebook, so I have shit to research later. You do all of my research for me No, I just got it from people dude I gotta get a soffia dog look straight up Gary Wayne that dude He laid out the whole structure of the thing on this video that I sent you and um towards the end they're interpreting revelation I don't know blobby blue, but I Realized this about revelation. I watched Peter teals fucking creepy ass interview with the guy from that conservative Institute Peter teal the

creator of The you could use this technology to make the Antichrist just so everybody knows I Know nobody read the goddamn Bible. They think they fucking believe in but I did a lot There's not the Antichrist that is not a thing the scripture is there will be There's not the Antichrist. That is not a thing. The Scripture is there will be Antichrists among you. So that means it's a type of person. In fact, it's a type of consciousness almost, isn't it? And then you told me you went to go see him. So he does Jordan Peterson talks about revelation. No, I saw him give a lecture on the Antichrist. This is an ad by Better Help. Friends, let me tell you, if you happen to have a dad that ended up fighting in some war, and statistically you probably do, or maybe you know someone from that generation, then

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Like, maybe we can fix the Book of Revelation. That's what I get. That's the and I don't know. I think you're onto something because He's doing the condoleezza rice Tick-tock I saw where she goes. Well, do you want there can only it's like Highlander with these fucks There can only be one do you want Russia to be the one you know that Star Trek a future that everybody thinks is so great Yeah, well, let's be lore accurate. Okay, what happens before they get their Star Trek times? I've never thought there's a nuclear war versus the eugenics wars It's called then there's a nuclear war and then the population has been way thinned out and then we finally learn our lesson

You know how they go when will humanity learn about? Fuck faces. I'm not the one causing these wars and nobody I know is right I mean actually some people I know probably are because I go on TV and I You know, I wouldn't be surprised John Bolton laughed at all my jokes on red I I said Dick Cheney looks like he they love you. Where's a stethoscope to listen to lobsters boil They want you back. They put a lot of energy into you. You ever wonder that maybe you're a chaos agent program by the gay program? You know, here's the thing, Gary Wayne said it correctly,

and I always say it wrong, but you know a tree by its fruits, but Gary, he said the scripture correctly. You will know them by the fruits of their works. So you don't gotta like nobody. A lot of these people are very likable. You think if you meet George W. Bush, you won't go like him? Oh, I'm sure he's so fun. I heard if you meet Lindsey Graham. You're gonna love him. I'm sure

Retouch telling you about minerals and Israel you think that's what he talks about off-camera I'm sure it's something way more fun than that way more Madison Cawthorn the guy in the wheelchair that went to Congress and said people he looked up to in the Republican Party invite him to a Coke fuck party yes, and I saw a saga now I hope saga I think saga actually did apologize for this on breaking points, but they're him and Ding that were like I like saga I don't like ding that but but they were like oh as if that and I'm like so you two millennial dipshits think it's preposterous That a seated congressman would be on cocaine

Are you do you not know any history? I thought you worked at Think Tank. Did you not think about how shit works there? So weird. People don't believe that. I like Sega. He's trapped. I know he is. I know he's trapped. You're the best man. You got to do one more inspirational message, please. I don't want to ask too much. Can you just, you know, again, people are really rattled right now and I think now is the time for your class. I actually can I apply the wisdom of Solomon to this problem. Thank you Okay, what if? All right well

Debunked Thank you for debunking me. I debunked He denied it debunked Bill bow I apologize to you and your trief pork wife You're the best man. Thank you so much. Come on the show. Thanks buddy. You are so funny. Thank you