Duncan Trussell Family Hour - 701: Heated Hot Dog Buns

Episode Date: July 27, 2025

In our most cerebral episode to date Duncan Trussell, professor emeritus of rodentology at Cambridge #2, attempts to unravel the Ozzy Rat Enigma. Oklahoma family! Duncan is coming to Bricktown Comedy Club in Oklahoma City on August 1. One night only! Get your tickets right here. Thank you, and we love you!! This episode is brought to you by: Visit trueclassic.com/DUNCAN to save. Shop now and elevate your wardrobe today. Right now, DTFH listeners can save 30% on their first order! Just head to CornbreadHemp.com/DUNCAN and use code DUNCAN at checkout. Check Out Squarespace.com for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, Squarespace.com/DUNCAN to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain.

I know that you're from uptown and you're used to expensive things said the hot dog vendor as he dropped down to one knee baby she said as she stretched out her hand there's more to life than just So upon her finger He placed a hot dog bun A heated hot dog bun A heated hot dog bun 30 years later, 24th of December He he looks at her like a stranger just can't remember Until I, in his hand, she places A hot dog bun A heated hot dog bun Oh, God, man, that song It just every time

It chokes me up, man. It's so beautiful You know the the Sorry Sorry. It's crazy that like most people know Ozzy Osbourne from like the rock and roll stuff, but they've never heard his folk. And yeah, and that's sad to me because it's like, yeah, you look, who doesn't love like, you know,

the Prince of darkness and all that, that's one persona. But the heated hot dog bun is really incredible. He actually optioned that entire story for a movie. And then the notebook came out, which is basically a rip off of that whole story. But yeah, it's his story of, I guess his father had dementia and had been a hot dog vendor and proposed to his mom. They didn't have money, so he put a hot dog bun on her finger, slid it on her finger. And yeah, and then gradually lost memory until he didn't remember her at all. And then she apparently put a hot dog bun on his finger and he remembered right away.

And he's like, it was this beautiful moment and then he died. And supposedly Ozzie's mom, until her her death would leave a heated hotdog bun on his dad's gravesite. It's beautiful. Testament to love and beauty. And you know, at first people would eat those buns and then when people found out what was going on, they left them.

So that's a beautiful picture. We don't have to pull it up, but the day that Ozzy, like yesterday, if you go and look at his dad's grave, it's just covered in hot dog buns. I'm gonna cry. Because people just, it's like, it didn't just love Ozzy.

Because without his dad, we wouldn't have. And they let, like, hundreds of hot dog buns on that grid. There's a pile of hot dog buns on that grid. There's a pile of hot dog buns. Yeah, there were like, then rats, I guess. That's the thing, man. I guess that's why I wanted to start off with this is because everybody, they can't see the beauty of what happened there. A community of people came together, heated hot dog buns.

You could tell from looking at them. I can tell from a picture of hot dog bun is hot or not heated. It's toasty. Yes. And so they took the time to heat them up until someone apparently came realizing like people were getting there with cold hot dog buns

and feeling bad about it. So someone, a hot dog vendor actually came with a hot dog bun warmer and started warming it for everybody. And just a mountain of hot dog buns, like it got onto other people's graves. It was beautiful. And, but now, now people, instead of looking at this as this incredible act of love, romance, beauty, testament, tribute to the Prince of Darkness, now they're bitching because apparently the graveyard is full of rats. And I didn't even know rats ate, were into hot dog buns. I mean, I guess it makes sense, they'll fucking eat anything. But apparently now the whole graveyard is filled with a mass of writhing rats.

Like it's been being described as a carpet of rats. And all these assholes who just on the internet can't be happy about anything, people who live near the cemetery or saying their children are being attacked know attacked by these rats and it's like yeah okay I'm sorry like maybe don't walk your kids through a fucking rat-filled cemetery and that won't happen you know I don't want to seem callous or anything like that but if we get to a place in our society where we do not acknowledge community-driven acts of love

knowledge, community driven acts of love, like covering a grave with hot dog buns, then what have we become as a people? Where have we gone if all we see are the rats? If all we see are the rats and yeah, okay, some of the rats apparently have bubonic plague. Okay. Yes. I'm not. Not addressing it, so I said it, so all the bitches. On my subreddit, who are going to be like, he didn't mention that it spread the bubonic plague through the city. He didn't mention that it's a new form of bubonic plague.

OK, yeah. And guess what? Chimpanzees will rip your fucking face off. But every time I show a video of chimpanzees fucking, am I supposed to say, and they're dangerous? Or do I let you enjoy the chimpanzees fucking? I'm sorry, I don't want to start off on a negative note here, but if we don't, you know, when you see a sunset, you know, I guess you could look at that and say, it's about to be dark. Oh no, I hate the dark. Or you could be like, it's beautiful. The sunset is beautiful.

When you see a grave covered in hot dog buns, you can be like, you know, that's probably like, aside from the fact that there's people who definitely could have used that for food. Uh, uh, it's gonna bring rats and blah, blah, blah, blah, you could do, be the rat guy, or you could be the hot dog bun guy. And I'm a hot dog bun guy, and I want you to invite you to be that too today.

In memory of Ozzy Osbourne. I don't want, I want you to see a grave covered in hot dog buns, not the following wave of rats. Which is really interesting because they don't understand, you know, I guess there's people who count rats in cities, rat counters, And the amount of rats in that cemetery and in the surrounding areas is exponentially more than the rats that they've counted in that city, the scientists. And so that is an interesting enigma. And they're calling it the Ozzie Rat Enigma, because where do they come from? Are there hidden chambers of rats? Or some people are saying it opened up a dimensional rift

or something, and that the rats are not even from here, or from a parallel timeline, which is why the bubonic plague they have seems to be completely unique to our planet. This is what happens a lot of times in the Day of the Dead. So, in Mexican culture, we'll leave stuff for them, for the dead, and a lot of it is baked goods, and there is rats, so then you just gotta get cats in there.

But then you have a cat problem, so. It's what do you want, a rat problem. I'd rather have a cat problem than a rat problem. Yeah. For sure. Yeah. If you gotta pick, well, I don't know. You know, it depends on the cats, I guess. I got, you know, I was watching this show. This isn't what I wanted to talk about

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The main thing is this, cat people are depraved, lunatics, sick, they have toxic plasmosis, they're being controlled by a parasite that has a symbiosis with cats. They don't understand it, they don't realize it, they've been manipulated by the cat, they are manipulated by the cat, the cat will eat them immediately when they die. Even as they're dying, the cat will eat them. This dude, he goes and he tries to correct people's cat problems. Now, the problem that people have is they have cats. That's the problem. The problem is they have fucking cats. The cats are pissing everywhere. The cats are mad. They're dressing the cats like kings. They marry the cats, they do cat weddings.

This guy comes and he fixes the fucking cat problems and the way he fixes the cat problems isn't like Cesar Millan who would hypnotize dogs. I don't even know what the fuck he was doing. He was using Jedi mind tricks on dogs. He would just walk in and the dog would behave. Like he sprayed something on him or he was a shapeshifter. I don't know.

But this guy would have to say things during episodes to these people like, you know cats don't like being in hammocks, right? Maybe if you stop putting the cat in the hammock, it would not act like it's acting because you've driven the cat insane. You know cats, they don't like being in wedding dresses. Like, that's not supposed to happen. It's a cat. You don't put it in a tiny wedding dress. It's a cat. And the people are like, what the hell? See, me? I can't stop putting, I can't stop putting my raspberry in a wedding dress. And it's wild, because it's just insane people. Good show though, check it out, it's really cool.

Because what are we at now, right? When it comes to what we're going to watch on TV. This is something you realize when you have kids, you must know this, Josh. You're with your kid, and God help you, if you have, I have one of these motherfuckers, a Samsung. Because Samsung, they have their built-in TV stations and it just starts on that. And then sometimes it randomly just jumps to one of their shitty stations. And it's like SWAT! You know,

you're sitting there with a four-year-old, you want to get to Miss Rachel. But before you can use the control to get to Miss Rachel, it's like a SWAT situation. You've got snipers on a roof, you've got some dude in a diaper screaming they took his kids away, and like, it's too late. So you try to start yelling or singing baby shark to distract him and then but then what you realize when you're flipping through a TV when you travel is all the next if you if you have yet to breed or don-year-old. And it's just, I'm not saying inappropriate, I'm saying it's all death. It's all like, like grave robbers, you know? Grave, the grave robbing boys or sex, sex with animals. Should we rethink it?

You know, it's just depraved. Sex with animals on Samsung TV? Okay, I made that up. I didn't see that. But you know, it's just depraved sex of the animals on Samsung TV Okay, I made that up. I didn't see that but you know, it's that level of it's mostly just different versions of forensic files It's you're gonna get coffin hunters or You know some crazy person who runs a mortuary or you know jizz bakers Like I'm just saying like every examples I've given you can't show a kid or The news you land on the fucking news, and it's like can't show a kid the news right now

I'll tell you that much you can't show the kid the news That cat guy that you were talking about yeah I stopped letting my kids watch that show because it turns out he had an island full of kittens And you're just letting people come and pet the kittens and what's wrong with that it just seems creepy kids love cats what do you mean oh he's bringing he's bringing politicians and and like high level like calm them down princess to to pet these cats calm them down it was like five kittens what do you have against people petting fucking kittens you weirdoo? Like, I don't like cats, wouldn't have one in my house, but it's like if they're- if I see a beautiful, like a kitten, they're sweet, they're fun, they-

You get a laser pointer, they follow it around, what are you talking about? I don't understand what you're talking about. Well, it's always kittens, there's never full-grown cats there, so it makes me think- Yeah, kittens are more fun than cats! But what happens to the kittens? What do you mean? They grow up into cats! But there's no cats on the island, it's just kittens on the island. Okay. Alright, don't look into it then.

Don't look into what? The kitten island. I'm gonna look into it, I wanna go to kitten island. You don't wanna go to kitten island. What the fuck is wrong with you, man? You woke up on the wrong side of the bed. Are you telling me that if you had the opportunity to fly in a private plane, let's say I get my subscribers up, I could afford a private plane, and I say, Josh, I'm going to fly you on a private plane to my island of fucking kittens, you're

going to be like, no, that's weird, man. Where are the cats? I don't know. I don't know! I don't know! I don't handle that part of the island. I'm just like, give me a bunch of kittens on there and fucking fly in some high-level politicians to like, you know, chill out with the kittens. What the fuck, dude? It's not like they're kids! Now if there's kids on the island,

you know, that's a whole different fucking thing. Yeah, okay, yeah, I get the point. I mean, that would be fucked up. Kitten Island, I will happily, assuming it's easy to get to, I get seasick, so I don't know, maybe they have a runway or something, but again, after just saying cat, people are crazy.

I'm gonna admit, I would go to Kitten Island. That being said, in some dystopian reality, which I guess you're cooking up in your own sick head, if there was an island, and on that island, there's children and grown, like an adult or even not adults, there's an island of children that's Lord of the Flies. But if there were adults going to the island and hurting kids, like what you're talking

about there is something that is so unspeakably horrible that if people found out that that was happening, if people found, just saying, if we wrote a book about this, and people found out that there was an island of children, that high ranking politicians, not just that celebrities, maybe even, I don't know, it would never happen, but let's throw in presidents, former presidents of the United States, the greatest country on earth, were going to that island.

In the movie that we wrote, there would be an uprising. There would be, no one would tolerate that. I know there's a lot of things we're all busy. There's all kinds of things that we're busy doing. Everyone's got their lives taking care of our own families. We're taking care of our own jobs. We're doing self-care regimens. But I'm pretty sure that that movie's gonna have to be

about like a revolution because people would not ignore that. I think if somebody in a high, you know, level of power told us to forget about it and stop talking about it, I think we would. No one would do, but who would do that? I guess you could make it like in the movie, no one's going to believe it. You could make it in the movie where, I mean, it seems a little obvious, but I guess you could make it where, I don't know, a senator or something, the bad guy is actively trying to get people

to stop talking about it. But because he was obviously implicated in some way. But it seems too obvious in a movie. You know what I mean? Like that's, everyone's gonna know right away, dude, the guy's like Trying to get people to stop talking about it because he's been to the island or he's implicated in whatever the fuck this horrible thing Is so it wouldn't work getting more subtle in a movie not to like mansplain you or anything, but it's got even more subtle like

Yeah, I don't know I mean I Yeah, I don't know. I mean, I love Rosemary's Baby. Like, have you seen Rosemary's Baby for real? You have not seen Rosemary's Baby? No. Oh my God, Josh. How did you miss that? As a Catholic, how did you miss Rosemary's Baby? Because I'm Catholic, I'm not supposed to see it. Did they really say that? I wasn't supposed to see the exorcist and a bunch of other ones.

The Catholics say you can't watch the exorcist and Harry Potter. What? Yeah, it's all the devil but the I Mean Rosemary's baby isn't pro devil It's not rosemary's baby is like a movie about how it's great when you're baby, when it's great when you like give birth to the antichrist. It's like that's not good. So why would the Catholics not like that? You don't speak for all Catholics. No, I don't.

But that's it. It's definitely like influenced by Catholics. You know what? Why don't you pull up, we might have to cut this, but for the live stream, pull up YouTube Rosemary's Baby boat scene. Now, for those of you who haven't seen Rosemary's Baby, which is sad if you haven't, this poor, poor sweet lady has gotten sucked into an awful network of satanic, I guess you could argue, child traffickers. And look up, let me see if we can find the actual boat scene itself. Rosemary Baby. It might not be there.

It's so cool though. Boat scene. There you go. First dream sequence. Play that first dream sequence. So she's been drugged. I'm gonna have to mute it. No, you can just cut it out later

if that's not too much of a thing. But if it's on live, it'll, it might cut your screen. Well, just see, go ahead, give it a shot. All right. Maybe if I talk over it. Maybe. Da da da da da da da da da da da. She's been drugged, she's been drugged.

I think this is the scene where she's been drugged. Drugged, oh no, she's fall asleep. Oh, I'm about to get impregnated by the devil. Oh my God, my wallpaper's cool. Oh my God, what the fuck is happening? What is that? That was my neighbor. She got murdered by some witches.

There's a nun eating, building a Bible. Wait. Okay, fuck it. Don't even show it. The restrictions of this medium are just so intense It's great, but you know Rosemary's baby Is sort of like the movie you're proposing in the sense that it implies that there is a There there's like a secret cabal of like Satanists who are hurting kids and do evil things.

But you don't believe that, do you? I think there will be an uprising when the people find out about the tunnels in the underground cities full of children. That's when I think the uprising happens. In the movie. Why are you adding that to our fucking movie idea? I don't want to tunnel children. You make your own fucking weird ass tunnel children movie. Sounds, you know what a tunnel full of children

sounds like? Fucking like annoying is what it sounds like. Cause they're all gonna be doing echoes. You know what I mean? Like you get a kid in any echoing place and all they do is start shrieking. Like so a tunnel full of children is just a nightmare of like, ba-bing! Um, look, thank you very much, Gary Lee Haskins. Friends, listen,

uh, I do feel like I need to say this because There are a lot of people who have a platform who are being conspicuously quiet about Something that we all need to be talking about which is that ceo Caught kissing on the kiss cam Why aren't people talking about that?

It's freaking me out. Because, holy shit. For those of you who don't know about this, and you probably don't, because no one's talking about it. Coldplay. Picture this. Get ready to get freaked out. Coldplay. Concert. CEO. Cheating. Coldplay concert CEO

Cheating He has his mistress there. This is a see e oh guys This isn't just anybody it's a CEO. You know, that's important. So he's important CEO dude, you don't just get to be a CEO. You can't just say you're a CEO like this guy is a CEO Let me say again see e oh CEO CEO, okay now He is the CEO of a tech company. I'd never heard of it before it doesn't matter He's CEO Now he's at a. I'd never heard of it before. It doesn't matter. He's a CEO.

Now he's at a Coldplay concert with, as I mentioned before, his mistress, someone he's having an affair with, his affair partner. That's what some people say these days. One of the worst statements ever invented. Belched out by a demon in hell, floated up through some crevice into the earth. Somebody heard it at a cocktail party and started saying a fair partner because they wouldn't want to say side piece.

Now, kiss cam. Coldplay's got a fucking kiss cam because we all love them. And that's just more testament to how incredible Coldplay's got a fucking kiss cam because we all love them And that's just more Testament to how incredible cold play is because they don't just put on a great show You can see people at the concert kiss On a camera I mean, I love it at a game who doesn't don't you love the kiss cam?

It's so fun to watch people kiss at a game But boy, you know cold, this is why they're known as the most innovative, incredible band out there because they, yeah, sure, fuck you Pink Floyd and whatever, the wall and the things floating around. No, no, no, Coldplay knows what we want. We wanna see people kissing at shows. Whenever I go to a concert, there's a party,. It's like man. I wish they had a kiss cam

Like who's kissing out there? CEO a fair partner kiss cam You do the math choose the head of HR Are you fucking kidding and he appointed her the head of HR the year before. Oh my God, I didn't know that. Yep. Well now I'm stunned. A CEO.

Holy shit. A CEO. The head of HR. Appointed two years prior. Shit, a CEO, the head of HR, appointed two years prior, Coldplay concert. They got caught on a kiss cam. CEO, when he saw he'd been caught, he kind of like ducked down.

Whoo, baby. Whoo baby. Let me go through this again. Coldplay concert. The band Coldplay. Kiss Cam. CEO. Now head of HR.

Add that to this fucking explosive mix of elements. And yeah, yeah, busted. Coldplay busted. And marriage no doubt destroyed, steps down as he should, and life's thrown into chaos. And somehow, with this event that has happened, all of these boring-ass normies are out there talking about the Epstein List. Like really?

That's what you're going to think about? It's crazy to me. And I know anyone watching this live stream is like definitely mental level genius, probably beyond. But it is insane to me that all of these politicians, and it's sad because we voted for this folks that all these politicians And all of these like so-called news anchors They just keep talking about this fucking boring ass list If you ask me ask you this do you like lists? Some lists.

I like grocery lists and like top 10 MBA. Dude, you like grocery lists. Yeah. You're gonna say that on camera. Yeah, I enjoy grocery lists. What do you enjoy about grocery lists? Reading them, thinking about those. You enjoy reading grocery lists. Yeah and then thinking about how, because you have to do it in the order of like vegetables are on this side,

but then you come around the frozen section. You do your grocery lists according to sections of the store? Yeah. That's innovative. Yeah it makes it much faster. That's actually quite brilliant. Thank you. Dude.

I go over it before I go to the grocery store. How many steps I'm going to take. You do it by steps? By steps. brilliant. Thank you. Dude. I go over it before I go to the grocery store. I how many steps I'm gonna take. You do it by steps? By steps. I've gotten down to 896 steps and I'm out of HUB. That is incredible man. Thank you. Huh. Alright so yeah alright. I guess my claim that lists are boring you just fucked it up but you know I have an open mind. I'm not like these people out here aren't willing to change when they hear true facts. But yeah, so some lists are interesting I guess. You know, but many, most of the time lists are boring.

Flight log lists, I hate them. Yeah, what lists? Flight log. I don't like flight log. Flight log lists, just long lists of just anything at all, like just lists of items like Forks, spoon, hair brush, blanket, comforter, pillow, shoes, shoelaces, eyebrows, eyebrow mites, like it's boring, you know, there might be some interesting things on the list but ultimately the list itself is boring and you know these days I think it is the job of the mainstream media to not be boring, to entertain us. And honest to God, man, like,

I'm not even, I mean, I don't know what the Epstein list is. Like, you know, it just sounds like a list. Like, you know, it just sounds like a list. And it just is wild. Have our minds been rotted by the internet that we have a literal CEO! It is a CEO on camera! With his mistress! At a fucking Coldplay concert! Stop the presses, man! Like this is all we should be talking about. Thinking about.

Reviewing the footage. Where are the parodies? You know, you would think people on late night TV or, you know, people would be doing cool fucking parodies of, of the, the, the, I don't want to say it, the, the Coldplay event, I'll call it the Coldplay event. Where are the parodies the satire the this should just be a Constantly flashing in front of us over and over and over and over again

But god damn it every time I go to any fucking website go to Drudge Report Just run through some fucking my doom scrolling list Drudge Report comm What do you know? Oh, who's there? I don't see this Kiss Camp CEO. I see Jeffrey Epstein, some shit about Trump. Okay, go to CNN.com. I mean, are you fucking kidding me? Well, there we go, that's a little better.

At least it doesn't mention that, you know, CNN's actually really good news. Idaho students killer sentenced to life in prison without parole. Yeah. Epstein, fuck, god damn it! Okay, go to MPR, I don't know, BBC, BBC. More about this fucking murderous dork.

Ozzy, there we go. You know, at least they're not talking about Epstein on the BBC. The 12 year old boy who was shot in the Vietnam War. There we go. That's better. McCrone's filed defamation suit against US influencer Candace Owens.

Yeah. Yeah. There we go. Why'd he do that? I don't know. I don't know, I don't look at this shit. I've been only focused on the CEO. But the, you know, here's the thing.

Control Alt Digg says, "'Why is the whole comedy circle "'so hell-bent on hiding Epstein?' Sus. Let me just answer that. No one's hell-b been on hiding Epstein. It's that It's a little bit like this You go you're at a fireworks show who doesn't love fireworks right and

You know you've taken a picture and I take pictures of fireworks shit whenever I go to see a fireworks show my phone doesn't go down Because I just love sharing pictures of fireworks with my friends Don't you love it when someone sends you video of a fire fireworks show beautiful beautiful? And so you filmed like I don't know some like you know interesting firework, but not the grand finale Right and then you know we've got video of the grand finale and we're like, check this out, it's fucking incredible. What a finale. That's the Epstein CEO thing.

It's like the CEO is monumental news. The Epstein thing is like some kind of political shit. Like, there we go, the cold playlists space balls Control out dig self-ban five minutes Here's the deal where is the cold playlist I want to list everyone at that fucking concert Everyone I want to list of in that fucking concert. Everyone. I want to list everyone, their phone numbers, their addresses. Who are they? Were they even real fans?

Like, I want to get weird here, but it could be that like they were just robots. Because some of the footage I saw made me think they were robots at the Coldplay concert, which feeds into that like thing where people say that Coldplay hasn't sold tickets for a long time and that they have a whole like fleet of robots that they put in there and that maybe the CEO and his

Affair partner were The only people the only humans there. I don't know which is why they got on the kiss camp Well, yeah that lady next to him just froze. She's just like in a weird smile, which is something a robot would do. Thank you. Listen, I get it, Fred. Let's talk about this so-called Epstein list. Now, I guess I got to appeal to some paranoiacs out there to make the internet happy. So I'll do it if that's what you want. I'll try to appeal to some paranoiacs out there. That's what you want. I'll try to appeal to some paranoiacs out there. So I'm just gonna say what I guess a lot of you fucking

Kim trail flat earthers might be saying right now, which is it appears that the president of the United States, I'm just, this is what you guys wanna hear. So let me just say it. And I'll tell you, then'm going to debunk it. And I'm sure that's going to make you mad. It appears that the president of the United States

was like verifiably really close friends with somebody who was a child trafficker, who literally, like, I mean, that's what he was, I mean, he was actually convicted of that, and then somehow got off the hook, and then they busted him again,

and sadly he unalived himself in a jail cell, very sad. If you are feeling anything like that, there is an unalive hotline in every state. You call it, don't go to the state, you have to call it. Now, how many human traffickers are you friends with, Josh? I know a few, but how many would you say just off the top of your head? How many human traffickers are you friends with, Josh? I know a few, but how many would you say just off the top of your head?

I would call them more like acquaintances, not really friends. But you're friends with a few. I mean, listen, don't you have to answer, but most of us who isn't friends with someone who like is involved in like high level trafficking of humans at some degree, like that's just normal. I mean, it's one of the number one industries on earth.

So, okay. So many of you are claiming like pull up, I don't know, I guess we'll feed into this shit. I wish we were just showing Coldplay CEO, pull up Trump at Epstein's wedding. Now here we see a wedding, as you could imagine. There's our president getting married, happy as could be. Oh yeah, there you go.

There's a, you know, you guys could see it. Okay, there's a picture of the president with Jeffrey Epstein, a notorious human trafficker who did have an island where apparently they were hurting children. I mean, not apparently, like, there's another picture of him. He looks like they're at a party. They seem to be, seem to be like, well, very comfortable around each other, I would say.

There's another picture of Trump with his friends in Epstein. And I mean, okay, there's another picture. And there's another poll. What's the one down there? Trump and Epstein. Pull that one up. NDTV, what is that? Was this one real? I mean, there's deep fakes everywhere, man. We don't know.

Exactly. Thank you, Josh. Thank you. That's not real. That's not Trump in a human trafficker demon piece of shit. Not our president hanging out on a couch with some ladies. Uh, Fake news. I mean, look, the point is, when you're someone like Trump, you're in a lot of pictures.

You don't know who you're with. You're just on the couch, sitting next to some dude, there's people, they take a picture. Could be a deep fake. Many people are saying that. Deep fake, deep fake, deep fake, fake news, fake news. So look, conspiracy folks out there, come on, we got to get our heads together on this one because we got to shake off the you're being irrational because right now, I guess if you like, aren't someone

with a rational mind, it would really be easy to start imagining in some very paranoid way that all the stuff people have been saying forever about there being an extra layer to society populated by super powerful people who ritualistically abuse children, that actually appears to be the case. That is true. And that, uh, yeah. That whatever the fuck is in these documents is so damning. Is so fucked up.

That it is worth, obviously, obscapating whatever this is using any trick, including what was it they just did? Didn't they just release the MLK files? No, no. Yeah. Releasing the MLK files and also letting the senators leave one day early for summer break.

They get a summer break. Till September. Till September. Till September. So you know, if you were a low level thinker, you would see all that and you'd be like, oh my god, like they definitely know the fallout from doing this shit is going to be extreme. So whatever the fuck is in there is real bad. Like bad, bad, bad, bad. And that is a low level. That's a low level. That's, wouldn't you say that shallow thinking? It's a nothing burger, folks. It is a nothing burger. Pull up that CEO, Josh. Okay.

Get that off my screen. Deep fake, fake news. Look at this, guys. There we go, Andy Byron. Can you just show the video? I'm sure it's hard to find. They probably had it taken off the internet. There we go. Definitely turned the

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Who is that? That dude out of nowhere, came out of nowhere, that fun dude. So like yeah guys, like what the fuck is going on? Why are they covering this up? Get that off my screen, seriously get that off my screen. Seriously, get that off my screen. I don't want to see that anymore. It's fake news, Josh. I'm going to start calling you fake news, Josh. Fake news. It's going to stick, man.

Fake news, Josh, folks. I heard Moloch was the one lobbying against having the Epstein files be Moloch. Yeah, Senator Moloch Senator Moloch Man I got to tell you all the joking aside What the fuck Seriously, what the fuck like if you are wondering if you're on the bad timeline, baby, now you know. I don't want this patch to the simulator. It's not a patch I would want for the simulator.

Like, are you serious? Like, of all the things, this is it? I mean, really? This is gonna be our Watergate? I, again,, like only because I don't, not because like I have some sense of like Trump not being depraved in some way, shape or form.

We know that already. But Look, we know that already. But where my mind gets like so spun when it comes to this issue specifically, because I know we live in a world where there's serial killers. I know we live in a world where to this very day there's slavery. I know we live in a world where there's classism, exploitation. I know we live in a world where politicians are more than likely mostly bought and sold by corporations. I know we live in a world where information that doesn't fit

whatever narrative the most powerful people want to put out there is actively suppressed or distorted. But, and I get, I, you know, I watch Ukrainian drone footage, so I know we live in a world where people will use a remote controlled drone to blow up someone begging for their life. But for some reason, it is really hard for me to wrap my head around the idea, I know we live in a world where people hurt kids, but where it gets tough for me to wrap my head around is that this is organized. That's all. You know what I mean?

It's hard to me. I don't want to live in that. I don't want to accept that world as being real. And it's easier for me to believe in chemtrails. Fuck it. I'll go flat earth even. Like, I don't know. Maybe.

UFOs, no problem. problem massive structures under the pyramids I hope so Bigfoot maybe moon landing I don't know but somehow this one in particular that like I'm not just talking about the president But like that that people we elected Are actively At the cost of their own political careers Suppressing information that could lead to a reduction in harm towards children.

It's like invasion of the body snatchers, man. I would argue this is the greatest timeline ever because it's been happening for thousands of years and finally it's coming to the light and they can't stop it. I mean, that is, see, you're good at that. That's because cuz you're Catholic that's why I gotta go to church because you know what I my my mind just goes to the dark and when I think about this shit I just I'm like you're right like that if anything it's great it's coming to the light but holy fucking shit man like it is indefensible you're sunk sunk by the way. Like you're already sunk.

There's two possibilities. One, we're being tricked. This is like some kind of brilliant way of bull baiting people into like me and like getting all frothed up over something and then it's going to come out and there's nothing there and it's, I'm not, look, you could spearhead the idiots. Maybe Maybe I don't think so. I think there's too many people involved in this oppression, you know, like dude like even short-term Looking like you're defending a fucking Child abuser that's permanent. That is on your record permanently There's no way to get that off your record. Like that's forever remembered.

Like, that's like at the level of the dude who dropped the bombs on Hiroshima. Like that's what you're going to be known for forever. So yeah, I don't know though, like the cynical part of me thinks they'll just go away. She's gonna go away, Josh. They'll do it. They'll just figure it out. They'll go away. Or it'll get like, it'll get released in the way they released the UAP stuff.

It'll, so much information will come out and it'll all be cleverly distorted, but pull up the thing where apparently he hired FBI agents. Look at this shit guys who Trump? Yeah for what hired FBI agents. Yeah And if we've got like, you know MAGA people in the chat I will not attack you but genuinely defend what's going on like how defend like help me understand how this isn't like It isn't obviously it's not obvious that he uh That your man was um Is this it

No, go back F Trump hired FBI agents to scrub to scrub Epstein Docs FBA agents were told to flag any Epstein records that mentioned Trump. FBI agents assigned to review files in the criminal case against Jeffrey Epstein

were instructed to flag any documents that mentioned President Donald Trump. Durbin asked the Justice Department and FBI to explain what his office called apparent discrepancies regarding handling the Epstein files. So yeah, like, you know, we would be remiss if we didn't pull out the Epstein, what do you call it? What's it called?

The flight log? No, there's very few interviews with him. But it's the interview of him getting deposed. Look up Epstein deposition. Yes. Do you solemnly swear the testimony about to give will be the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth to help you get it? Yes, I do. But it's the interview of him getting deposed. Look up Epstein deposition. Yes. Do you solemnly swear the testimony about the giver will be the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth to help you get it? Yes, I do. What a piece of shit, dude. Look at how fucking dodgy that dude.

Jeffrey Epstein. Is it true, sir, that... you have what's been described as an egg-shaped... Are you kidding me you motherfuckers goddess? They asked him if it's true that he has an egg-shaped penis. It's the worst question. Why is that the first question? Why wouldn't it be? It's so perfect

He deserved it. It's like no if you are hurting fucking kids you only deserve shit like that That's all you deserve attack attack Let people know your fucking dick looks like an egg But um This is the uh just from that one little clip and there's very few clips of this motherfucker You could just see what a shady dude that is like I would not want to be around that guy I would not want my fucking kids around that guy, right? That guy just oozes

creep. Now pull up Google Epstein transhumanism. Just I don't know if people know this level of how fucking weird this shit is. Go to the go scroll down to Jeffrey Epstein hope to seed human race with his fucking DNA friends. This is not info wars This is the New York Times. So it's less reputable info info wars put up. Okay, go back paywall Guardian guardian isn't paywalled This is real guys

Fuck off Epstein reportedly up to develop super race of humans with his DNA. This is real. Registered sex offender hoped to see human race with his DNA by impregnating 20 women at a time. And he's with his egg dick. Jeffrey Epstein, the wealthy financier accused of sex trafficking, planned to develop and improve super race of humans using genetic engineering and artificial intelligence, according to the New York Times. In the aftermath of his 2008 sex trafficking conviction, Epstein hoped to seed the human race with his DNA by impregnating women at his ranch in New Mexico, one of his properties

where young women, including including minors were allegedly abused Though there is little evidence the scheme ever progressed beyond fantasy prominent scientists Including the late Stephen Hawking regularly attended dinners lunches and conferences held by Epstein What the fuck? It can't be real Keeps freezing they just sent a text out saying that it issues are resolved. So I guess they kept turning it off and on spectrum

Fucking spectrum. We might have to get you Google fiber Josh. I don't I try to get fiber. that but I did you hear me read it? It's the spectrum friends. They fucking internet fucked up downtown and so they're just like It's a mess Did you guys hear me read it? I don't know if you heard me read that but I did you hear me read it? It's the spectrum friends. They fucking internet fucked up downtown and so they're just like It's a mess Did you guys hear me read it? Spectrum friends they fucking internet fucked up downtown and so they're just like It's a mess Did you guys hear me read that article? I don't think they did. Okay. Let me read this again and you can cut this right? So yeah, all right

Scroll up just so everybody sees this is from the you know, the the Guardian which is citing the New York Times. Okay Epstein reportedly hoped to develop super race of humans with his dna Registered sex offender hoped to seed human race with his dna by impregnating 20 women at a time So scroll down past the picture of egg dick Jeffrey Epstein the wealthy financier accused of sex trafficking, planned to develop an improved super race of humans using genetic engineering and artificial intelligence.

In the aftermath of his 2008 sex trafficking conviction, Epstein hoped to seed the human race with his DNA by impregnating women at his ranch in New Mexico. One of his properties where young women, including minors, were allegedly abused. Dude! Go back to the thing. You don't have to keep showing it. I mean, there's this fucking stupid ranch. I mean, dude, like, you know, this guy was friends with scientists, you know, this guy's friends with the sitting president of the United States, who is somehow

telling us not to think about him. You know, his penis is shaped like an egg Which is a wild wild I'm trying to understand that So this is the timeline we're in it's important to really like understand the timeline we are in a timeline right now where a dead man Who mysteriously died in prison, a dead man with an egg-shaped penis, was dear friends with the president, but also he was trying to impregnate 20 women at a time to seed humanity with his DNA. Like it sounds like meth raving. It sounds like the dude's outside, something they would say outside the studio.

Hmm. A man with an egg dick. There's a man with an egg dick. Oh, keep your children away from old egg dick. Old egg dick will get your children pregnant once they make a living. He's trying to seed, man. He's trying to seed man He's trying to seed his friends with the president friends are proud for people. That's real

Am I naive that this shocks me Like you This is where we enter into like Pre-singularity land. That's all it's just pretty singularity. That's what you should expect as we get closer and closer to the end of history You could expect a combination of things that make no sense at all and you have to deal with it Like no, this is real and you gotta take it seriously. You have to take it seriously. Yeah, there are apparently high-ranking fucking politicians are actively blocking a list of People who are friends with a dude whose dick was shaped like an egg that was a registered sex offender

who wanted to impregnate 20 women at a time at his ranch to seed humanity with His DNA and that's just what that's the war and so fuck it. That's what uh that's what's going on and Yeah, you Genesis, thank you, Beth Noyes. It's fine, thank you, Corey Gallagher. You know what, you're right. What are we gonna do? You know, what are we gonna do? We're just, we gotta live our own lives, right?

Just fucking lock your doors at night. I guess that's pretty much all you could do when you're the peasantry. Just lock your fucking doors at night. I hope a dude with an egg-shaped dick doesn't get your fucking daughter pregnant. Dude with an egg-shaped dick doesn't get your fucking daughter pregnant. Wanna see the...

Let's do some super chats. Glad I got that off my... Thank you, Gary Lee. You know, you don't have to do this every episode, man, but thank you. Rick, Hypnotique, back to the important business. It was a co-worker and that's why he resigned. Thank you for that Rick. You didn't have to pay for that but I do appreciate the extra data there. And thank you for bringing us back to what's the most important thing. Not this bullshit Epstein stuff. Rick is asking if I like Schindler's List. I thought it was a great movie. But I'm not going to get, you're not going to trap me into saying I think that list itself was boring or not boring. Santa's Naughty List, you know what? You got me there, Gary Lee.

Yeah, you're right. Santa's Naughty List would be interesting. I certainly would like to see if I was in it. It's like seeing your Lyft score. You ever see your Lyft score? I've only taken Uber. You ever see your Uber score? It's a five

You know what happened? One night an uber took me and some friends home drunk Years and years ago, and I guess we were trying to do some funny backseat improv All drunk thinking we're clever and that fucking uber driver dinged us and then another uber driver like like what's my score and he's like you got dinged I'm like why he's like did you get drunk were you drunk in the back of an uber and kind of a dick I'm like oh no yes I feel bad about that I'm very never will do that again years ago those it's a dark time for me I apologize to all Uber drivers time for me. I apologize to all Uber drivers. Hello from below says my dad and I went on Bled So Said So. Wow, cool. We know you'll love my dad's life story. Drugs, demons, and UFOs and

redemption. We saw you in Dania. Why don't you post a link to that, man? Thank you, SP. Very sweet. Thank you for all of you for donating. You don't have to. And Lex, what's up Lex? I'm doing great. And Beth saying welcome. Thanks, thanks you guys. Goal? I can have a goal? Put the goal up.

Do the goal, Josh. We'll put the goal up. Do the goal, Josh. 10 super chance, so you gotta pick the goal and then. No, I wanna put $17 million. On this one? Does it have the ability to put $17 million? I kinda need that right away. No, I think it only does it by each one.

What are the colors? Teal for five, yellow for 10. That's so fucked up. A timer, so I gotta like give them like, make them race to give me money for rambling about Jeffrey. Turn that off, Josh. Gotta yellow!

Gotta yellow! If nothing is permanent and everything is temporary, does this apply to God or spiritual realms? Oh, that's a good one, Julian. Ah, Julian, coming in in a pinch. I had to climb out of this fucking Epstein hole. You know, I love your question, and I'll tell you why I love your question.

As I've mentioned maybe a billion times, uh, wife is catholic. Um I I love Christianity love Jesus, but you know, I am steeped in buddhism. My mind just uh, gravitates towards buddhism. And Like I don't know if I am a Buddhist maybe I'm a shitty Buddhist I don't know if you can be a Buddhist, but I sure think about it all the time and not that makes you Buddhist, but I try to practice mindfulness and

Anyway you're you're you sort of asked a very Buddhist question and You've sort of asked a very Buddhist question. So theism, if you're getting into theism, which it's beautiful, it's beautiful. I love bhakti yoga, you know. I love like the Hare Krishnas. I love Vaishnava bhakti yoga. I love the stories of Krishna. I love the temples. But a lot of the times you'll notice in theism what goes along with it is

some, if it's gotten far enough to even explore Buddhism, they don't like it. And usually they misinterpret it, like they don't even know what it is. But what they do know is that Buddhism asks the very question that you just asked. And that can make them feel a little insecure. And so ultimately the question has to be, really if you want to take it to the deepest level, it's interdependency that we're talking about here. So there's a you, something you call a you, and that you is interdependent. In other words, if it was just you and we removed all everything else, so it's only you, then you would cease to exist. There wouldn't be a you.

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Awareness doesn't function by itself. It needs something to be aware of. Even if it's its own awareness, there has to be some object, some phenomena there. And this is the beginning of interdependency. So, when the discussion of God comes up, there's obvious questions regarding God. Like, is God aware? I'm going to have to say yes, not. Like, what do we got going on, algorithm or something. So, if we go by like some theistic assignment of characteristics to God, in general, you're going to find some awareness situation happening there. Then you have to ask yourself,

Then you have to ask yourself, well, what is God aware of? And if God is aware of phenomena and phenomena changes, then that means that via interdependency, God is also transforming with the phenomena situation, meaning that God changes. Now, if God doesn't change, then that's where you start running into some like, really fascinating problems, I guess you could say. So, God is changeless, which is weird because then now you've got to separate God from God's material manifestation, which is constantly transforming and changing. So God's separate from the external phenomena or something and then you start getting into the weird theism math where you have to like really do some extra chalk strokes to pull off a permanent non-changing God situation.

And in Buddhism that's called eternalism And it is anything that points to a possibility of no change, including impermanence, which is a real, that's a real conundrum. Because I guess in this case, we're gonna replace God with impermanence, but what if, does impermanence change? Don't know. Don't know the answer to that. But it's certainly, if you are a theistic person, it's well worth exploring that line of inquiry, just because, you know, it's…I think that the contemplation of the divine is a wonderful practice.

Maybe it doesn't matter. That's a response I've gotten from some bhakti people. They're like, I don't know, why are you thinking about it? Who cares? What do you, you need something to be permanent? Is that what you're looking for? You want Krishna to be, you want God, you can't devote yourself completely to some super, super intelligence, a divine, perfect super intelligence unless you have some certainty that it is permanent.

What's wrong with you? That's what you need? I mean, you don't need that with anything else. You don't need that with anyone you've ever fallen in love with. You've never been like, I'm not going to fall in love with you because you're not eternal. I'm not going to fall in love with you because you're not eternally the same. I think you're going to change, so I can't love you. So if you don't do that with people and you fall head over heels in love with them, suddenly like now you've got this stupid standard for God.

That's ridiculous. Who knows? You don't know. Probably God changes. I hope so. There's lots of cool, it's called process theology, that what, we are all part of God and God is like right now in process. So, and so in that case, not only does God change, like God is change, God is the constant destruction and resurrection that's happening at any given moment as reality blinks in and out of existence at a quantum level. But it's a great question. And anytime anybody tries to create a sort of

And anytime anybody tries to create a sort of unchanging situation, whether it's with a God or a person, which is very common in relationships, I'm sure you've experienced it being married. Who are you? I don't know this person. It's like, I changed. It happens with like, happens across the board. People change. You got to call them out on the change though and be like, you're habits across the board. People change. You gotta call them out on the change though and be like, you're becoming a real bitch.

Stop changing bitch. Stay exactly the way you were when I met you on the third day. When you blew this off my dick that was so perfectly. Yeah. It works too. It's works. That's a great way. That's a great, I guess we read the same books.

Yeah. They go, Oh my bad. They're like, I'm so read the same books. Yeah, they go, oh my bad. They're like, I'm so sorry. Oh my God, did I change? Oh my God, I'm so sorry. You haven't changed at all. So yeah, I hope that answers your question. The ultimate thing is, who knows?

I don't know. No idea. My guess is, if I'm getting to pick God's, I want my God to change. People wonder, where is God? Maybe God was like, yeah, I don't know, I'm out. Man, I made the whole universe thing, I'm gonna go do some other shit.

Very possibly, could just be like, ah, that was a mistake. Try again. Now we're just in some void forever. Who knows? But the bardo that we're in right now in Buddhism is called the bardo of becoming. So in this realm, it's a constant change. You have no permanent self.

And I don't mean that in the abstract. I mean, if your identity is dependent on phenomena, then at any given moment phenomena are changing around you, meaning you are changing with the phenomena, meaning that you're constantly changing, you're constantly transforming according to where you turn your head, where you walk, who calls you, what dream you had the night before, what movies you're watching.

You're constantly changing. You don't maintain any static stable, anything, which freaks people out because they have really invested in some permanent identity and that investment is a shitty investment. It's like the worst crypto and it pays dividends of suffering. That's all you get from it is because you hold yourself to some kind of like crazy expectation of how you should be and who you are and what you like and what you don't like and you get frozen in time and this is your thing. You don't have to be the way you are right now. The way you are right now, it doesn't matter what you are.

You don't have to be that way. You just don't because you're the one choosing from moment to moment how to be. That's terrifying to people. The way you're doing this is so automatic that it feels like a you. But if you slow down a little bit, you realize like, I don't have to hold my hands like this or make these gestures or not like line dancing or think that Coldplay sucks or not enjoy going to HEB or I hate grocery lists and you know, I don't like garlic. You don't have to be like that. Be any way you want. So that's why in Buddhism we talk about this is a liberating path that liberates you from the

distorted reality where you think you are an unchanging thing or that people around you aren't changing. That's nice. Free people. Free people. That's nice. Free people. Free people. Meaning also this redemption is so possible. Anytime you're around some asshole, all you have to remember is like, they don't have to be like that. They're just trapped in asshole land. And also they might just be asshole around me.

I might be the phenomena that is like, bringing the asshole out of them. I don't know what they're like around other people. Might just be me. And so that's where you really get deep like bringing the asshole out of them. I don't know what they're like around other people. Might just be me. And so that's where you really get deep because you realize actually you are the asshole too. You both of you are doing the asshole dance.

Like the Waltz, they're doing, I'm gonna do what makes you unhappy and you're doing, I'm gonna act unhappy. And that's a dance. How have you changed? How have I changed? I think my penis is shrinking. What else? Pretty much it. But yeah, I mean, I have kids, what do you mean? Massive, fundamental, huge changes. I'm a completely different person. You can't stay the same person when you have kids.

There's just no way. Like, I used to hate being around people. Hated it. Super recluse, Josh. Like, happy to just not see anyone for days. And I liked walking around by myself. I liked going to movies by myself. I just like a fucking recluse dude, happily too.

At least I thought I was happy. And I was annoyed very easily by things outside of my control. Babies crying on planes, sounds from the apartment above me, sounds from other hotel rooms, people being loud in the hallway. Like all these little phenomena that were out of my control, I'd get really fucking pissed and frustrated. Miserable. And that's a great way to be miserable is be upset by ambient noises

You can't control in a noisy ass world or ambient things. You can't control whatever it is Dude, I children have cured me of that. I Can fucking sleep through anything I could sleep through a, I could sleep through sledgehammering. I can sleep through, like if, like God help you if you're in a hotel that has a party night, sleep right through it. Doesn't bother me anymore. And because I'm always around people, it doesn't bother me if you're around people like it used to. I still like to like retreat to a bedroom and fuck off by myself, don't get me wrong. But compared to what I used to do,

it's a fraction of what I used to do. And what else? Lost a bunch of weight. Cause I got on ozempic for diabetes. What about you, how have you changed Josh? Before children I was allergic to shellfish and then after children, I'm still allergic to shellfish, but I don't, I still eat shellfish.

So I've changed that way, because I decided to not care. Are you guys doing this slurm thing, because that's what I sound like with these chews in my mouth, be honest. No, it's a guy who's been asking you stuff about Jewish people, and he's been paying you super chats, but I don't know if you want to read them. Show them to me.

Sure. What the fuck is Slurm done? It's way better than what I thought. I mean, it's like a... There's that one and then there's another one up here. Let's I let's try to like Identify what he's saying without getting my YouTube cancelled. Yeah Vod it that's the other one That yeah

Sorry slurm you don't have to pay for that you if you can, I don't know, undo the chat, refund him. I mean, I don't know what you're getting at there. I can sort of guess, I guess. I'm not offended, I just like, I don't think you can like, I think like that kind of shit like triggers the algorithm yeah for sure my grandfather was this pregnant fucking really upset you my dear slurm fuck you ready to be mad you fuck my grandfather was Jewish but your grandmother wasn't or your mother, right? Yeah, it's matriarchal. I didn't get in. Damn.

I know. It's a bummer. It's a fucking bummer. But it's in me, I think, still. It's gotta be. But it's in me, I think still, it's gotta be. Because whenever my friend Ben Epstein, god damn it, of course his last name is Epstein, I have a rabbi who comes on my podcast sometimes and I love talking to him about the Kabbalah and stuff. I mean, dude, it's such a mystical, beautiful religion. It's incredible. Also, so much of magic is rooted in the Kabbalah, is rooted in Judaism.

It's incredible, man. I mean, it's like deep shit. What do they call it? What's the name of the thing where there's a number, each word in the Torah has a number? What's that called? People get really into this shit. It's beautiful, it's insane. It's like, oh my God,

this was definitely written by aliens. There's a name for it, but I can't remember. Jematria, that's it. Yeah, each Hebrew letter is assigned a numerical value, so then do like, I don't know, Jewish gematria, because some of the words that have the same number are completely connected. Like, I think God and nature have the same number. Like, do God, nature, Jewish gematria. Maybe not.

Probably saw that on some shitty documentary. It's not true, I didn't look it up. Another thing I've been saying over the- There's 86. 86. Just out of curiosity, Jewishgematria69. What the fuck? Well, how does it not? That doesn't work. Go back to 69.

Don't do that. Don't do that. Don't show people that. They can't know. Go back to 69. Delete meaning. Just do Jewish gematria 69. Ayn and Tet. So what does Ayn mean? Wait, while there isn't a common

word that directly adds up to 69, that by itself is nuts! The closest you get is AIN and TET. Get out of there. That's pretty disappointing. Discover the exciting action of BedMGM Casino. Check out a wide variety of table games with a live dealer or enjoy over 3,000 games to choose from like Cash Eruption, UFC Gold Blitz, Make Insta-Deposits or Same Day With Drawls. Download the BedMGM Ontario app today. Visit BedMGM.com for terms and conditions. Pretty disappointing. But yeah, I mean, once you start getting into the Torah, what's really wild is like, I don't think a lot of Christians understand that Jesus was just quoting Torah.

They don't know that. Like a lot of things Jesus was saying was already, it was in there. So he was already saying this stuff that's pretty wild when you go into the my brother-in-law gave us like the whole Jewish Bible and You go back and start reading and it's like wait, this is like he was just mostly quoting No offense folks. I'm pretty sure pissing people off No offense folks, I'm pretty sure I'm pissing people off. Anti-Semitic fucks. Jesus was plagiarizing? No, he wasn't plagiarizing, he was quoting.

You know, he's quoting. I don't think he was plagiarizing. I mean, he was like a rabbi. That makes sense, because I remember him doing this a lot when he would talk in pictures. He did do air quotes all the time. That was like one of the last things he did when he was being crucified.

Father forgive, father forgive them. Icagi Styles, 10 minute self-ban for accusing me of being a druggie. What are you, from the fucking eighties? What do you work for, D.A.R.? Who even says druggy anymore? It did occur to me though, Josh, that uh, you know, I always thought like the people outside

who were freaking out all the time were on drugs. But I just realized it's cause there's a liquor store right there. That's why they're there. I'm such an idiot. Like, yeah. They're just like surrounding the liquor store like those monkeys that eat fruit it gets fermented and like you've ever seen that video pull that up Monkeys eating they get drunk monkeys eating fermented fruit This is incredible man, how how much you don't you don't Oh my god, they're hammered ostrich look at that he's pissed he's an angry drunk if I was a lion dude this is

where I would go to eat this would be my buffet come on shut up Shut the fuck up This is fake What all right? We got a warning. Oh My god, that's what goddess yeah Guys we got a warning for showing the the drunk animal stream with no audio That's wild It must have been from a movie. It's a, what do you mean?

It's clearly from a movie. It's from some kind of documentary. Why'd you just show yourself? I meant to show you. No you didn't. Why'd you do that? I meant to show you. Why are you doing that, Josh?

Getting there? What are you doing that Josh? Then there Oh, let's read what Alexander's eight step is saying you can't just read the colored ones it makes you seem like a pig Yes, like I feel like my mind is sterile a sterile robot presenting everything transparent. So mostly amnesia and halting or spending, what? What? Why is that the one I picked? It's like Puff's mousetrap and alarm. I'm sorry, I didn't read your earlier post.

I hope you feel better, Alexi, that sounds rough. Brian Kalina says, drunk animals are derogatory. I don't feel better, Alexi. That sounds rough. Brian Kalina says, drunk animals are derogatory. I don't know how to say intoxicated, inebriated animals. I don't know. We're all animals. What do you want me to say? People get their dogs drunk all the time. 956 Nick. Oh wait, you know what? Let me wrap up whatever this podcast was for the listeners out there. You have to cut some of the interaction out, I guess, Josh. Okay.

What a ride we've had today, my friends. I hope that my rant on the Epstein situation has not distracted you from the most important thing we should be thinking about right now, which is the cheating CEO. These days, there are a lot of people from both sides of the political spectrum who would like to distract you.

They want you to worry about immigration. They want you to think about classism. They want you to think about the fact that probably the real problem that's happening right now is not really one of like culture but one of class. They're gonna tell you things like that. They're gonna say things to you that would make you believe that money flows up, doesn't flow back down, and it's been doing that for a while. And that once it flows up far enough, I guess you could call it a new sort of government

will form within the old government that you thought it was. And that's called an oligarchy is what they'll tell you, an oligarchy. Nerds. But, and then they'll tell you that yeah, I mean, what do you want? You can't have a democracy if like a very tiny percentage of people are like controlling the politicians via bribes, essentially like legal bribes. And they're going to say things like, you know, and also, you know, a lot of these politicians are horny and like, are depraved and it's not that hard to get them on video fucking, fucking people they shouldn't be.

And once you do that, you could basically easily just take over a government. Like, no problem at all, actually. Simple. Old. The oldest trick in the book. Honey trap. They'd be very easy like if you had I'm just saying this is what they want you to believe. I'm not saying this if you did have Elected officials some of which were depraved Abusers of children

Who are also greedy and really just wanted power, then instead of having to wage war against a country with the most powerful military on the planet, you could probably like in a week take over the whole country just by throwing a few parties. No problem. Because like, if they've been parading around, like they have ethics and morals, and then you got some video of them doing some, I can't say it on YouTube. Then yeah, you pretty much own them from that point forward, you own them. And yeah, not only that, but you could probably get them

to get other politicians on camera doing the same shit. You don't have to do it anymore. You could do like chain mail. You could just like, just spreads down the line Next thing you know you've taken over a country. No problem easy Then you can make them do whatever you want via blackmail means a black mirror episode this shit actually happens on Roblox This happens on Roblox They do this to fucking kids get manipulated by assholes on fucking Roblox into thinking that they have footage of them jerking off to porn

and then they get them to send them money. If it works on fucking Roblox like if someone's already figured out how to do that on Roblox you think they wouldn't at least try to do it to like a powerful government? That's what they want you to believe. And they will say things like, it seems like honestly a little weird that you don't see that. Like if you don't see that, you're kind of, you're probably blind.

Don't listen to them. What you need to be thinking about, and I'm happy to tell you what you need to be thinking about is just reviewing the CEO Coldplay footage over and over and over and over again, as much as you possibly can. It's the antidote to any of this nonsense people seem to be fixated on. If you can't find a place that isn't talking about this, I guarantee if you go to any news station that is only talking about the cheating CEO, they're compromised. They're compromised. And that's why they took

out Colbert. That's why they took out Colbert, because he was not afraid to make jokes about that cheating CEO. It was funny and they were funny. So they took him out. They took him out. We lost the Tonight Show. And yeah, you know what? Probably because I talked about the cheating CEO so much. Yeah, I imagine it's over for my time on YouTube. And I'll live with that,

because I'm not afraid to speak the truth to power. And CEOs, if there is a CEO watching or listening to this right now, please, please, your vows meant something to your life. Please stay true to your love. Do not cheat. And that's the lesson we've all learned from today's episode of the DTFH. If you're a CEO, do not cheat. Thank you so much for watching, listening.

Please like and subscribe. I really do want to take down Mr. Beast. My kid has become so obsessed. If I could get rid of this plague, not only will it be good for my children, it'll be good for the world. He does make pretty interesting videos, though. I mean, I have to watch them of all the videos. I'm not saying like I'm not giving up my campaign, but the one where they are kind of weird.

You know what? Just, oh yeah, so goodbye. We're not actually done. Don't turn it off yet Josh I Will say this I'm watching mr. Beast with the oldest and I've just like tried to show him Star Wars again wife doesn't want to watch Star Wars. I don't know why Thinks it's too too young for Star Wars. What the fuck? So so I'm like, what the fuck?

So I'm like, okay, so Mr. Beast, I guess, we'll just show Mr. Beast. So I'm showing Mr. Beast, the episode is this, like, overweight dude, he's put in a house, given a year to lose weight. And it is kind of inspirational, I'm watching it. It's like, wow, it's kind of inspirational, it's cool, he's like, getting his shit together. He was in shape, and then the story is he was in shape.

His dad passed away, which is not easy to like see that when you're with your kid because like I don't want him thinking about me dying while he's watching Mr. Beast. But then in the middle of this fucking Mr. Beast video, they have to come and tell this guy that the dude he's been training with died in his goddamn apartment. Like my kid is what my kid is why it's so inspirational. I'm like, yeah, you know, like this is people can do this kid. You could do anything you put your mind to. And then it's like, in the middle of this thing, you're like, yeah, people should stop, you know, when you work out

and get in shape, people you love seem to die, because that's what happened. And I look at my kid, I'm like, dude, what, like, this is, sorry, this is so sad. And he goes, you never know what might happen in this world, it's like so sad true. It's true well anyway a Good week to you. I'll see you next week We'll be doing live streams every week if you want you can subscribe to my patreon I did just upload an exclusive patreon old-school DTFH audio only To give to my dearest patrons that's patreon.com forward slash DTFH.

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