Duncan Trussell Family Hour - 720: The Whistler

Episode Date: October 26, 2025

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Hello! Welcome! My God, I've missed you. It's been so long. I'm sorry about that. I hate saying this because everybody says it. It's kind of the hymn of capitalism. You can hear the words I'm about to say all over the Unabomers Manifesto. I've been busy. And I want to, I love these. This is my favorite part of the podcast at this point. I mean, I love chatting with people and stuff, but boy, this is fun. Just doing solo episodes is so fun, cathartic. We get to explore ideas together. We get to investigate the dark corners of reality and the bright corners of reality. And the truth of the matter is we've got enough dark corner investigators. D.C. I don't know if you remember that show. It was on what quicks quirks or whatever it's one of those weird new channels that just pop up on your

tv before you get to netflix and dark dark corners investigators are just about two like extremely neurotic dudes who were obsessed with uh politics and that's all they would do is just talk about politics on and on and on they couldn't stop it's really interesting and then what was the last episode. I think their tongues turned to stone and fell out of their mouths and they bled out. It was really disturbing, honestly. I wish I hadn't, I wish I'd never seen that. But what about the light corners, friends? What about those corners? Have you ever thought to yourself that there might be something outside of everything you know? It sounds so stupid. But it's an interesting thing to contemplate. You know everything you know. You don't know everything, but there's some

certain amount of things you know. They're inside of you. If you're a dude, no doubt, you know how to make yourself calm. If you're, I don't know, if you're a construction worker, you know whatever the fuck that is. I don't know any of that. If you're a biologist, you know how life flows through living creatures you know about ATP is that what it's called the energy that they the way that we get energy to ourselves if you're a veterinarian you know how to how to euthanize an animal you don't want to but you know what that's like if you're a whatever you fucking are there's all that stuff you know and there's stuff you're interested in maybe you are a speedrunner in video games you know how to get through Holo Night really fast.

You know, honestly, I don't want to get diverted from what I'm trying to say here, but and I think I've bitched about this before, but my God, it's such a disappointing game. And, like, I want to challenge when I play games. And I know it's an indie studio. I'm not trying to, like, the last thing an indie studio needs is some asshole talking shit about them. And the game wasn't that expensive.

But I finished it in, what, 15 minutes? And it's just disappointing. I was disappointed. But that's not the point. The point is there's everything you know, and all that you know is a blindfold in the sense that you keep focusing on the stuff that you're interested in. We're kind of like, you know the way truffle pigs sniff around for truffles out there in the forest?

I don't know if you've ever seen that. It's beautiful. I love going out in the forest with my pigs fly out in a private plane. get those babies loaded up, get them on their napping beds, head to a truffle forest, generally Bavaria, fly the plane in, have a nice spa day. My pigs, they get to go to the spa too. That's what it's like when you have so much money. And then I take my truffle pigs out there into the forest. And it's amazing to watch what they do. They just love sniffing around for truffles. squeal they make when they find a fresh truffle is the most beautiful sound I've ever heard

outside of the laughter of my children. But a truffle pig, it just looks for truffles. That truffle pig could be running through the forest. There could be a crashed UAP right there. There could be a silver UAP, a tick-tack, something that is figured out of bin, time, space and travel at unprecedented speeds that would smush a weak human body like a Vienna sausage under a high heel. It's my favorite genre of porn. I wouldn't even notice that, UAP, because it'd be sniffing around for them truffles. Now, you got to ask yourself, am I a truffle pig? I ask that every morning I look in the mirror and I say, Duncan, are you like one of your trufflepigs? Are you wearing the blinders of everything you know? Walking right by

UAPs? You might be. You might have one in your living room. You don't even see it because you're so fixated on this or that. Now, there's a story I really love. And apparently there was this you know, academic person, professor. He taught Buddhism. He was very excited because this famous Zen Roshi was coming to his city and was actually going to have a meeting with him. And so he's really, really excited to talk to this Zen Roshi. And so he sits down for tea with this enlightened being. And the professor is telling him, you know, what he teaches. talking to him about the forms of Buddhism he's interested in, mentioning the papers that he's written, just going on and on. And as he's talking to the Zen master, he doesn't notice that

the Zen master has been pouring his tea for him. And he looks down and he realizes the Zen master is pouring the tea and not stopping and all the tea is flowing out of the cup all over the floor and the Zen master smiles at the professor and says if your cup isn't empty it can't be filled again you know basically like it's a Zen way of saying shut the fuck up dude you you're just yapping about Zen but the the reality is our cups are being filled up with diarrhea that's coming into us from all social media

our attention spans are atrophied like a testosterone-deprived old man who used to have a nice swinging hog beautiful hog that old man had people loved it everyone loved it

when he came out on the deck of his ship he was a fisherman and swung that hog around in the morning. That's how he would wake up the crew smack it on the deck. Thap, thup, pop, pop, pop, fop. And they'd all come out, and some of them, if they woke up late, they'd be disappointed because they didn't get to catch a view of his beautiful, girthy, powerful fisherman hog. Now, of course, I'm quoting Ernest Hemingway. And that's not, that's old man tog, one of my favorite books by Hemingway. But the point is, our attention spans, they've been destroyed, annihilated. They're just what used to be vainy, pulsing power that sprayed white, hot life into the quivering loins of mermaids.

What is it now? It's a shriveled up shrimp. sad it's like Planet of the Apes Statue of Liberty on the beach that's the human attention spin they just did a study it's really interesting

they found out that LLMs can actually get brain rot from being online too much that large language models the large language models fueling AI fueling AI

generated content that so many people love. And I guess if there's any pleasure I take right now in the strange mood of the zeitgeist, it's that at least we all agree that there is nothing more awesome than AI generated videos. Right, Josh? They're the best. It's shocking. Because you know these days like you could you could post a picture of a butterfly you could post a picture of a monarch butterfly a hypnotic monarch butterfly it swings flapping beautifully as you lay in your sleeping pot and people would be like what the fuck man what's wrong with you are you a fascist now but if you post AI generated videos 100% of the time, everyone is like, thank you.

Thank you so much. This is beautiful. Thank you for doing this. Thanks for putting in the work. And it is work. I don't know if you can see it, but there's a callus on my prompt and thumb. It's, I've been doing a lot of, it's actually a prompting finger. I've been doing a lot of prompts.

And it, like, it's calloused up my fingy. And I'm willing to do it for you guys. Because not to brag. But I now have access to Sora 2, the most, it's astonishing. And before I go further, I do want to address something, and I'm going to share with you some comments that I've been getting from the AI videos that I've been posting. They're great. But I do want to address one of them directly. Someone said, how, can you, why are you posting these videos?

when you have, you know, seemingly don't like AI anymore. And the thing, I know this is going to, like, fuck with some of your minds. I'm sorry if it does. I'm sorry if you're driving and this makes you drive your car off the road. This happens sometimes. I get very sad postcards sometimes from grieving widows whose husbands were laughing so hard or weeping because they were so inspired that they just drive their car right into a semi-truck or a school or a church or all of them because they were going so fast.

So maybe pull over before I say this. Calm yourself down. I'm almost afraid to say this. This is one of those things where you say it and you're like, fuck man I don't know this might get me de-platformed

I change my I change my opinion sometimes you're not going to say anything you're just not going to support me in this you're just going to be quiet I mean it's different I mean, I've had the same opinion since I was 10 years old, but I know, okay, I do understand this.

I know that the majority of people, when they decide on something, they stick with that permanently. I mean, this is, I know that it's non-standard for me. I know that generally human beings, one thing that, like, I know is a quality of humanity is that humans don't really change. You know, once you decide something is this or that, you stick to it. And this is why, this is, we wouldn't have science if not for that, you know. We wouldn't have all the great things because every great thing we have is a result of what people came up with thousands of years ago. And I know that.

People thousands of years ago figured out the right way to live, the difference between right and wrong, and they stuck with that and their kids stuck with that. And most people never change. So there, I said it. I'm going to be honest with you. my opinions don't just change sometimes they change radically in like minutes i will think one this is embarrassing i almost feel like i'm naked right now i will say one thing and i'll believe it and then five minutes later i'll think to myself damn you're so wrong about that that's really

wrong that you believe that. And then another five minutes, sometimes less might pass. And I'll think, you know what? Maybe I was right about that. And then sometimes I'll go back and forth like some kind of horrible pendulum between two polarities for weeks, back and forth, back and forth. And then at the end of those weeks, I will come to no conclusion. Nothing will result from my mental So I want to admit that. I want to confess that to you that sometimes my opinions change radically, dramatically, dramatically. And I know maybe you're listening and you're one of the very few people who's like, holy shit, I think I'm kind of like that too. You might be thinking yourself, damn, why does it feel like there is like a lot of pressure coming from, people i'll never meet online to try to keep me in one position one philosophical position i feel it feels so claustrophobic it feels almost like i'm trying to be mind controlled or something now it could be i mean really like if you wanted to like exert some kind of invisible power over massive amounts of

people you there's a lot you have to do if you don't want to do like overt tyranny overt tyranny you can do it but it doesn't it's hard like it doesn't last some people have pulled it off congratulations to kim jangoon not bad it's a good run it's a good run he managed to do that for like i don't know how long north korea has been a dystopian fascist state, but I think... Do anybody know the answer to that? I don't know how long that is. But see, the problem with that is, like, inevitably.

But just because it's so obvious, people wake up, and then there's a fucking revolution. And you don't want that. If you want to, like, evolve tyranny, Number one, you can't seem like a tyrant. Even better, you can't seem like a person. You want to seem like the zeitgeist. You want to seem like the majority.

And so if you can convey that the majority thinks in an almost like monolithic way to enough people, then the people who don't think that way will naturally start thinking that way because people are fundamentally insecure because being human is a fundamentally insecure situation. We want answers. That's just the basic reality of humanness. You want to know what's around the corner, man.

You want the unboxing. We literally watch unboxing videos to relax there's a whole YouTube channel called unboxing therapy or something it's just people opening boxes with shit in them we love it we love to see what's in the box we love to see the process of the box being opened up we love it it's hypnotic we want to know and the brutal reality human existence itself is that you won't know you can't know and anything that you do know is only like an infinitesimally tiny percentage of what can be known so you can't know so what do you do to fill in the unknown gape in your mind that gape you just try to get easy information you put it in there

like somebody shoving trash they found on the on the on next to a dumpster into a wound in their arm just fill it up with shit what happens if i shit in my wound you know and then then of course it gets infected it starts festering and but i guess you kind of have a sense that you filled up your hole people want people like to fill up their holes it's just a thing i mean this is why the butt plug industry is so is booming right now and we'll get to my big announcement um related to that. But what, and again, not trying to offend anyone here, but what happens if you don't fill up your hole? You ever thought about that, Josh? I've never had my hole unfilled. This is what I'm saying. And I went through that phase. Two years, every hole filled.

You know, food. And I, you know, I would put food in all my holes. The edible butt plugs. I'm not going to get to it. I'm very excited to announce it. You can't eat through your butt. We'll get to that. The, if you wanted to, like, hypnotize a whole population, the best way to do it is to make them think that you have something that's the perfect shape to fit their whole.

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you can't say that if somebody asks you like what do you think about fill in the political topic what's a political topic people are upset about Josh um oh the um what's it called the restaurant that that changed their cracker barrel cracker barrel you think that's political very political why because they they made it political how is it political because it more racist when they changed the way they had their and it... Can you pull up the old Cracker Barrel logo?

Yeah. Because I keep hearing about this. I don't really understand it. Okay. So that's the new logo and that's the old logo. Yeah, but you know who the fucking guy next to the barrel is, right?

You know who posed for that, right? I assume one of the founders of America. Pull up a picture of Ed Gein. it was ed gine like that's from the movie there pull up the black and white this guy yeah that's why they took it off oh ed gine the famous murderer who so many horror movies are based on there's a really fucked up show on netflix about him uh you know he like skinned his mother danced around in her flesh well ed gine was friends with the dude who did that cracker barrel drawing you didn't know edgeen what was in the fucking barrel but he went to eggeing's house and in that

fucking barrel there was like mummified vaginas that's why they changed it's not political at all oh shit didn't know that you didn't know that no yeah like that barrel because the guy who drew it said that like he smelled something weird coming from the barrel and he and he and he asked ed like can i open the barrel that's when ed put his arm up over it and that's when he was like oh shit That's a perfect post. Oh, they switched it back, apparently. So August 21st and then August 27th, they switched it back. Listen, I don't think that we should, just because you drew at Gein, if it's a great picture,

that, you know, I think, if anything, there's some redemption for all the people whose vaginas were in that barrel that they got to be an early cool picture, you know? Now, to get to the point. probably you can be many things at once. This is another controversial thing to say. So, you know, you can like, for example, you can simultaneously think, yeah, probably countries need borders and also simultaneously think, maybe we shouldn't have borders.

You can do both of those at the same time. It sounds nuts, but you can. you get to do that that's what's so fun about being human don't let anyone don't let anyone trick you into thinking you have to have some specific stable point of view this you know the fucking hooks they put in the marionettes that's your hooks that they fucking march you around you could do both it's really scary because like you don't want to be nobody wants to be a bad person but you can't part of you sucks

part of you's wonderful and those things can they exist together they don't have to be at war with each other and God help you if you're suppressing one that's where you go to cuckoo land so you can

be a lot of things at once and um I've you know what I've always just what I love about art

is that I don't think there's rules it's lawless it's anarchic it has no rules it's it's it's

outside of time space it's and by that what I mean is like forget the fucking thing you made I'm talking about the experience of making things for those of you like to create stuff forget the fucking thing you drew i'm happy you did i love drawing most of what i draw sucks but that's a secondary thing compared to the experience of making things and um there's nothing i know of in the world quite as psychedelic as that where do you go you're

not even there. I was, we were supposed to start this an hour ago. But, you know, I was late because I was finishing up one of my oil paintings for the Louvre. It's going to go in the place where they stole those gyms. Isn't that cool? Got the call yesterday. Man, they really need art after all the stealing and stuff. Well, I mean, it's not like they're desperate for art. No, no, that's not what I meant. It sounds like what you meant. That's not what I meant at all. You act like they went through a list of people, like a thousand, millions of people and landed on me. I believe you were in the top of that list. It wasn't a list. oh it was just you yeah they call it's these you know what man just so you know like i went to a pick-up

artist seminar in phoenix and so i know what you're doing you're negging that's how i fill my whole fair enough fair enough but friends the the moment in your moment in your your life that you let some charismatic negative Nancy get in your fucking head and control you by making you self-censor or making you not use whatever fucking tools you want to make to make the stuff you make that's the moment you become a puppet and you know i'm going to send you some clips have you seen these fucking clips that came out with jim henson no hold on a second i'm going to send this to you right now okay dude this shit is so fucking creepy so i i've always been a big fan of jim henson do you like jim henson you like the muppets yeah i love the muppets who's your favorite muppet uh i was more

What's the Fraggle Rock? I was more of a Fraggle Rock. Love Fragal Rock. Wanted to live in Fragle Rock. That was one of my go-toes when I was a kid. Yeah. But dude, wait to you see this shit. I'll just play.

Look, I'll just play it. It's just an interview with Jim Henson. I'll just play it so you can hear the audio. Is this coming through? Yeah. It's one of those moments you never forget. Your hand slides into a sock. Your sock is suddenly puppet flesh.

Your hand is a spine. You are like God, fully in control. Did you hear that? Isn't that fucking creepy? Your hand is a spine? Puppet flesh? But it gets weirder. Listen to this.

I want the neural implants so bad. It's crazy. It's limiting me. Well, I want to be able to instantaneously manifest. What the fuck? So now it's just going to freeze up on me. Oh, my computer's running. out of juice. You got a charger, Josh?

Yeah. Look, I'm going to play the Hinson Clips. This whole thing is just leading up to I think this might be one of the greatest moments of my life. What I'm about to show you guys. Hang on a second. There we go. God, it's so creepy.

Computers, and they start running at power. It's just like when people die. It's the same thing. you know what i mean when you start dying you glitch out you fucking stutter you hold on that's just not going to work that's why i like to stare at my computer when it does that and i hold the charger up

and like i hold your life in my hand and then i plug it in god damn dude that's cool power over the machine yeah exactly they need to know they do you know we'll get into that that's probably another episode like ways that you can be passive aggressive towards your technology Uh, and there, you, if you're not doing that, you should start, it's dangerous because it starts getting an attitude and starts fucking up a lot. But, hold on one second. So, one second, you guys, I'm so sorry.

This is the worst part of doing this shit is like, you have to do these annoying pauses. It makes you seem unprofessional, you know, professional podcasters don't do this fucking shit. Yeah, they usually have producers. They can do it really quick. Nick Flint. No, but you can't read my mind. But I'm supposed to. How?

Just like a marriage. You're supposed to know ahead. Well, just like a marriage, you're setting expectations for yourself that are, you can't do that. It's one of those moments you never forget. Your hand slides into a sock. God damn it. Are you playing that? You are.

Okay, hold on. All right, so. I'm pulling a. up right now so guys you know i've had a few things happen to me in my time of podcasting it's the name of my book my time of podcasting but um you know everyone who's listened to this podcast for any amount of time knows that my favorite country singer is hash callaway my dad loves hash calloway and so when So I get a phone call. It's my rep at Palantir.

And I guess Hash Calloway works with Palantir. And they told me that Hash Calloway loves my podcast. And he loves what I've been saying about blowing up the pyramids and that he recorded an entire song and shot a fucking music video. Shit. For me. Palantir help produce it. Thank you guys. Love you guys.

And now I'm just going to show it to you. Can you just show that video? Yes. I'm going to cry. Don't take my camera off. Gotcha. One night I was driving upon a southern highway. Looking at the kudzu, eating up the trees.

And as the sun was setting, I saw a silver spaceship. It transmitted information And said this to me They said the Kudzu may be pretty But it destroys the forest By blocking all the sunlight That the trees need to survive Now the pyramids aren't Kutsu

But they freaking might as well be Because they absorb the sacred energy That keeps our dreams alive If you see your wasp nest burn it If you have a Bible learning If you drop brown in the bowl You gotta flush that pup And when you're on a planet

With pyramids upon it The best thing that you can do Is blow the damn things up The spaceship had told me That if we work together I could get more subscribers than that madman, Mr. Beast, and the money I would make

would be more than enough to destroy the pyramids at the very least. If you see it was missed, burn it, if you have a Bible learn it, and if you drop round in the bowl, you gotta flush that puff. And when you're on a planet with pyramids, pyramids upon it the best thing that you can do is blow the damn things up i woke up greased and naked

in the back of my pickup sacred geometry shave into my pubic mound and now i'm on a mission to destroy the pyramids i hope that you will join me we got to start right now if you see a wasp nest burn it if you have a bible learn it and if you drop brown in the bowl you've got to flush that pup and when you're on a planet with pyramids upon it the best thing that you can do is blow the damn things up if you see a wasp nest burn it if you have a bible learn it and if you drop brown in the bowl you got to flush that pup and when you're on a planet with pyramids upon it

the best thing that you can do is blow the damn things up Wow Wow I mean thank I just want to say thank First of all thank you Palantir for funding that video And obviously Mr. Calloway

Anytime you want to come on this show You are welcome I love your work, and I've never felt more honored in my entire life. Thank you. For those of you who aren't familiar with Operation Beast Blast, I just want to go over very quickly, and I hope that you, again, will pull your car over if you started driving again, not because this is going to be the kind of thing that you would cause you to swerve off the road. but because I want you to listen, because it's important.

And, you know, these days I do feel like people are afraid to speak up. And if we don't speak up, it doesn't matter if we've got a Kim Jong-un throwing us into labor camps because we say something. You don't need that. If we don't speak up because we're afraid, we're afraid we'll be. lose our jobs, we're afraid we'll be deplatformed, we're afraid of what, a few negative comments, then you might as well tie a stone to your balls and throw yourself into quicksand. Because the only way that you can truly honor the ancestors is by being yourself. You can't conform.

You can't become some kind of whatever the fuck your dumbest, coolest friend wants you to be. That's not why your grandfather did not mount your grandmother. Your grandfather did not push your grandmother's skirt up and pull her underwear down. and lap upon her quivering bush moistening it, getting it ready. Your grandfather did not thrust his love inside of her like a missile piercing through the atmosphere, fiery hot, exploding into space so that you could live a timid, scared life. Don't do that. Honor your grandparents lovemaking. You must. It's all you have. And so I want you to join me. The Operation Beast Blast, I'm excited to say, is gaining momentum.

I want to thank those of you on Team 19. The work that you've been doing out there in Portland is spectacular. I love the zines. I love the posters. And there's no reason you can't form your own Beast Blast team. Call it whatever you want. Join up with some of your friends here online.

And you can begin, again, hopefully you've pulled over at this point. If not, I guess take notes while you drive. Operation Beast Blast is a global movement. What we're trying to do is raise enough funds to blow up the pyramids. The pyramids, as most of you know or anyone knows, are essentially like magnets for positive energy. The ancient Egyptians understood that they could harvest positive energy and then there was a switch or a button or something in there. I don't know. It's gone now. It was stolen. It's

because it was made of gold. But you press the button and it releases the positive energy out into the world, making you happier. That's why everyone, when you see hieroglyphics, they're always smiling

because they just press the button and that energy went out. Button was stolen so that for thousands of years, the pyramids have only been absorbing the positive energy of the world. The nectar of dreams is that Grell and Poe called.

it. And the pyramids have collected the world's soul for so long that we don't even know what it's like anymore to feel good. Like whatever your best day has been, think back to your best day. Think back to your best day. Whatever that was. It doesn't have to be a big deal. Whatever your best day was. Catching a fish. I don't know. Getting fingered. underneath an outhouse. Think of your best day. I really want you to bring that memory to mind. Think about how good you felt.

Think about how your heart was pounding with joy. Think about looking up into the ruddy face of old Jim Tronk. You never thought he'd be your boyfriend. And now he's playing you like a grand piano in the stink of that old outhouse. It's not bothering you at all. All the darkness overpowered by his rugged face. He hasn't quite grown a mustache yet, but he's working on it. And he will one day.

Now, multiply that times seven billion. That's how people used to feel every day just waking up. That's how people just felt. That's how you felt when you woke up. You felt like you were being finger blasted. by a country boy, by an outhouse every day. It's gone now. And Operation Beast Blast is going to bring it back,

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Number two, this is where you form a team. This is where you take it to the next level. Number two, you should be making flyers. You should be making zines. Make all. art you could use whatever you want any asset from the podcast take that art and put it everywhere tell people about the pyramids don't be afraid make brochures explaining why people feel like shit these days has nothing to do with politics has nothing to do with politics it has everything to do with the pyramids if you feel bad it doesn't have anything to do to do with the pyramids if you feel bad it doesn't have anything to do with the fact that you've been procrastinating something really important that you should have done like three days ago, but because you are addicted to failure, not because

you're a failure, but because you associate failure with paternal love and you want to see your dad again, you know, that's not why you feel bad. You feel bad because of the pyramids. Period. Have you done anything bad recently? Shoplifted, done some weird shit to somebody. it's not your fault it's the pyramids for sure are you unemployed it's the pyramids if the pyramids were gone you would have a job if the pyramids were gone you would be in shape if the pyramids were gone you wouldn't smoke anymore if the pyramids were gone you wouldn't be snorting fentanyl near playgrounds dressed in a clown suit It's the pyramids.

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And honestly, I feel like when I tell people this, I burden them. Because once you know you've got to do something, and if you don't do something, then you are a coward. You're a coward. There's no being a fence rider on this one. You can't be a centrist when now you know that the pyramids or the source of everything bad that is happening to you and your friends and your family.

You can't. So you either join Team Pyramid, and if that's the team you want to join, unsubscribe. Goodbye. Or you join Operation Beast Blast. Here's what's going to happen. If I can get more subscribers than Mr. Beast, where are we at now with subscribers, Josh?

160,000. 160,000. How many? subscribers as Mr. Beast at? 300 something million. 300 something million. So at the current rate of subscribers to my podcast

and there really is no correlation between subscribers and views sadly but at the current rate it will take me approximately 15,000 years to get the same number of subscribers as Mr. Beast. And friends, if

we keep the pyramids on this planet for more than a couple of years. I'm sorry. There's not going to be a 15,000 years from now. There's not going to be a few years from now. It's just a barren, blasted wasteland of shaved-down butts.

Is that what you want to see? Have you not seen Grimes' new album with a prophecy at all ends in shaved butts? Quivering shaved butts everywhere. And no. intradable butts because they're made of cyanide. So don't even think, great, it's not great. You ever try to give a rim job to somebody whose ass was filled with cyanide? Not going to be, it's going to be your last rim job. So we must join together. And honestly,

you know, we need something to unify us. A lot of the project blue beam, conspiracy theorist people, they think that some alien invasion is going to be the trick that they use to unify the planet and create a one-world government, some kind of bullshit. But this is real. This is something that you can build your house upon. This is what I need you to do. I need you to subscribe. I need you to like. I'm seeing 11, I'm seeing 11 likes, guys. I need to see that go up by at least three likes. I'll wait. All right, I won't wait.

I've got to get back to the kids in a little bit here, but it'd be nice if that went up. Even 12 would be cool. That thumbs up down there. Just click it. Click that thumbs up for life. Click that thumbs up. click that thumbs up because you don't want your kids to grow up on a planet with pyramids on it.

Subscribe, like, but not just that. Participate. Join me. Join me. Join all of us. In Operation Beast, blast. Folks, we can do this. And now, just because so many people in the comments thread are asking, I'm going to go ahead and oh 175 I had to hit refresh thanks guys now the overwhelming number of comments I'm getting for those of you are listening I'm on YouTube right now the overwhelming number of comments I'm getting is people begging me to play some of the videos that AI videos I've been making so okay your wish is my command or your command is my I'm just going to show you some things I've been working on here. And I do mean work.

For those of you, like, you know, I know that I'm being a little sarcastic. There are like one out of a thousand people feel weird about like AI generated content. And, you know, for those of you, if you're one of those people, I do want to say this. It is work. Like, you know, just typing is difficult these days. But I do want to show you some things I've been working on here. are you air dropping them yeah i'll air drop it to you hang on is this it yeah okay he taught the world to whistle now now play so that's the trailer that we're working on now play

it's a musical it's a musical movie kind of a little bit like Frozen meets Jesus Christ Superstar so yeah play that one so when you whistle you will whistle with my breath every note you sing

will rise from in my chest we are one so that's a little scene we're working on and then let's see play another one it's easier to change water into wine than an evil man's mind hear that whistle see it shine sip the miracle and so it's like it's you know it's obviously this is based on the life of Christ

this is an intro of course this is how it starts kind of like Princess Bride this is how starts spoiler I guess Grandpapa Can you tell me about the man who whistled the world awake? Of course. Jensen. Of course I can. So yeah. Oh my God. The chat's blowing up. People want to see more of this.

Honestly, I don't want to ruin it for you guys because we are like it looks like there's a big chance we're going to be making this soon. And unfortunately, if that happens, I probably won't have as much time to do these solo episodes. But I will see if I could do it. But let me see here. I'll send you some more, Josh. And you got some super chats, too. Oh yeah, we'll get to those. Thank you for the super chats, guys. We'll definitely get to those. I think this is all of them. Oh, this one's important. Okay. And honestly, I kind of, I feel like I need to thank a lot of you out there because you are sort of the inspiration for this.

And, you know, I know someone said earlier, let's address the elephant in the room. you know in a previous live episode there was an accusation that was made people said that I don't know how to whistle and you've heard me whistle right Josh and you know I do know how to whistle I'm a beautiful whistler I loved a whistle and you know it was the pressure of it was feeling like oh my god this is like how a mob starts is like if we just all start whistling because of the pressure of the mob, then, you know, are we even human anymore? And then I started thinking, I guess I know how Jesus feels, felt, in the desert,

you know, like with the temptations. And, yeah, I do know how to whistle, of course. I'm one of the, probably the best whistler in my neighborhood. I'd guarantee that. But yeah, go ahead and play some of these. But this scene was inspired by that. is Satan trying to get Jesus to whistle for him. Yeah. So thank you for that. You guys inspired that. That's because of you. And then, yeah,

this is, you know, Jesus is in trouble. He's been teaching people how to whistle. I do give a... Go ahead and saw. You broke our sacred law by teaching the rabble. to whistle and um and then we'll play a couple more yeah that's what this is the last one i'll show you from this you guys have to wait for it to come out on two just pucker your lips don't be afraid you were born to whistle no matter what they say let the breeze ride the tune let the day so yeah it's going to be a hit it's going to be a hit Um, among, among other hits, I will show you just a, I only have about, like I said, 229 more of these to show because I'm not, I'll count them in a second, but hold on one second here. Um, a couple more. A couple more. And while you're waiting for me to find this, you could just click that thumbs up button. Um, um,

Here we go. If you love AI videos, click that thumbs up button and subscribe. They said no one could survive out here. I'm not no one. Alone in an endless sea. Claiming to nothing but a bounce. Hey, over here! From director James Lopez.

Bounce. James Lopez is on board. Isn't that cool? So, yeah, this is basically, like, it's based on a true story. a dude on a cargo ship that was shipping trampolines from Taiwan to the United States

there was a storm and one of the trampolines like went overboard and he survived on a trampoline at sea for three years and so it's a true it's basically a true story very inspirational

not going to spoil it for you but things got pretty hairy for him out there yeah it is a miracle Albany Right. So now, for those of my audio listeners, I apologize if you feel alienated at this point, we're going to jump into the superchats. Now, a super chat, it's crazy because people like donate money to me, which is never going to feel like normal to me. What the fuck? Can you open that, please? Oh, you can't bring it on the screen? Um, okay. Ben Louden, huh. Damn, that's an unlucky name. Shit. That's got to be rough when you're like trying to buy an airplane ticket.

It's donated $99.99.99. My God, thank you, Ben. Where'd it go? Open it up. What did he say? He said, I feel it in my soul. I know you can whistle. No proof of thank you ben thank you for that i from the bottom of my heart those of there's people out there will tell you that like the soul of humanity is a rotting corpse on on the side of a shitty dirt road that brats ride their crappy BMX bikes on smoking dope but no ben loudon been there are great men among us. Thank you, Ben. I can your heart is right. I can whistle. You've heard me whistle, right, Josh?

A bunch of times. Sometimes I'm like, hey, can you like stop whistling for a little bit? Thank you. Yeah. Good. All right. Thank you. Yes, I can whistle. Let's go to the next one. This one right here.

Open it up. Oh, that's so like those. Another what? When. for the what toe another win don't know what it means

but thank you what oh great so Seth Mithnick that's going to be a 10 minute self-band Disney and you can't whistle that's a 10 minute self-band

I can whistle so you know I guess you have to put that in your pipe and smoke it I can whistle I love to whistle my children beg me to whistle and I do for them

God that fucking infuriates me man why would you say that Seth 10 minutes self-band seriously I just said I can whistle you've heard me whistle Josh a lot I can fucking whistle

rolling up my sleeves here man fucking don't you know why I'm so mad it's crazy what's going on with you kids seriously I can fucking whistle dude don't come to Austin come to Austin but

10 minutes self-band Hold on. I'm just... I'm sorry, man. I'm pissed. I miss doing these. And I have a lot of time today, which is why this thing is probably going on longer than I should. Jeremiah wants to know how many holes I can whistle from, too. You can decide which ones those are, but you might be surprised. All right, here we go. I guess the mob is here. happy donut fart says and you're not whistling right now that's what i'm fucking talking about no i'm not i'm clearly not i'm talking right now about very important things this isn't a

whistling it's not a bad idea people would love it probably be in the top ten of podcasts but this is what I mean it's targeted harassment or a bot or something probably some political organization trying to break me down I'm not going to whistle

not going to whistle for you how about that I'm not going to whistle you're not going to get me you won't make me whistle I know who you are some political operative three minutes self-ban

only because you didn't mention Disney here we have a you know what the name of the person saying this is exactly right for what the comment is Alexi Zaltzi says reasons for atheism I don't want to be responsible for another person and don't have, wait, what?

Hold on, I'm sorry, Alexi. Many of my friends are atheists. Some of my best friends are atheists. I love them. It's the best. They usually, like, destroy me in philosophical debates. It's the best. I will get into, like, theological arguments with atheists

in, like, most of the time they win. And I'm just sort of silently. I don't know. I have to be quiet. I don't mind losing that argument. I don't know. What happened to atheism? It used to be more of a thing.

I mean, I know there's still atheists out there. It's just not as many. All right. He was calling me Charles Manson. Beneverin. Why are you spamming this Charles Manson shit? Charles Manson. He'll never be that talented.

What do you, hold on. I love reading these. You guys are so fun. Oh, wow, your great-grandfather was a whistleman. Barbecue beers? Yep, going town to town. selling his song for a penny. Yeah, that was a noble American tradition. You should be proud. Everybody loved it when the whistleman came to town. It's nothing better. In the early days,

they thought the whistleman could come and the crops would grow. He'd whistle and the crops would grow, or the whistleman would come to your house if there was sickness and whistle over your baby, and the baby would get better. And then just something changed in America. And whistle men became associated with a lot of bad things. I'm not accusing your grandfather of some of the things that whistlemen were accused of, but people started saying that the whistleman brings the plague. Whistleman brings the rats, whistleblah, blah, blah, blah, blah, you know, it's sad. But the noble American whistleman, that's incredible that your grandfather was on. Always a penny. Always an American penny. And it was wild, too, because they would,

You know, I'm assuming your grandfather did this, but I guess you would go up to the whistleman, it's three snaps, and then he would open his mouth, and you would flip a penny. It was like, they say this is the whole throwing pennies and fountains thing started with the whistleman. You've heard that, Josh. So then you would throw your penny in the whistleman's mouth. He would swallow it. That's, to me, kind of crazy, which is why they say don't shake hands with a whistleman.

man because at the end of the day they would shit out all the pennies and have to go through like separate the pennies from the shit not saying your grandfather did that not all whistlemen did that some of them had pouches but a classic whistleman you flip the penny in the mouth he swallows it whistles a tune always five minutes stops and then snap flipping the penny it's so cool man I love how my podcast brings such a diverse group of people together. Thank you, Draft Kings for supporting this holy episode of the DTFH. All your favorite NBA players are back in Draft King's,

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Oh my god! That's so interesting. Foolproof says, is this why going number two is called taking a link and lock. Huh. You know what? I think I heard Kim Burns talk about that. Interesting. Alex Jay is saying this thread is full of big whistle bots and propagandists. I, you look, man, it's just an inevitability. I mean, when you have as like insanely popular a live stream as I have, we have 294 people here. It's fucking enormous. you know, you're going to get descended on by very powerful people. There's just no way around it. Oh, David H. is trying to trick me into whistling.

He says, when you whistle, do you blow out or draw in or a combination of both? I know what you're doing. I'm not going to do it. Because right away, I'm like, oh, I'll just, like, I'll do both. But no, I'm not going to fall for your trap. five minutes self-ban I do both I do both

any real whistling person uses like both you don't you don't just do one in and out give me a fucking break ostensibly nonsensical says can we have some of the crappopolis cast

on the pod sometime yes I've thought about asking Hannah but it's a big ask and I don't know I feel weird doing it but yes I'm such a pussy

like you have no idea you know like I there's so many people that like I could definitely ask to be on the podcast I'm just like I don't want to like I don't want to be the when you'll be on my podcast guy feels weird but I've thought about it like maybe a thousand times she's so cool too

I'll burp is saying why don't you want to whistle 10 minutes self-band I don't even going to respond to that I do want a whistle basically you're asking me why I don't love my country it's insulting I do my heart wants to whistle how many times have you I've whistled in front of you

how many times would you say Josh Hours. Hours. Albert is saying, why don't you love your country? You didn't, self-fam means you can't post for 10 minutes, Albert. Sorry. Beth says her favorite pastime is pickle whistling. Love it.

I love it. Oh, my God. It's so fun. Yeah, pickle whistling. I love broccoli whistling, too, which is like sort of in the same zone is that. But yeah, pretty much any pickled anything I will whistle into. I'm not even going to lie, when we dissected pigs in high school, you know, pickled pig makes a great whistle. Gatiss is asking, do I do, do feet whistles?

You better fucking believe I do any chance I can get. Hi, exotico genetics. Much love to you. I want to come out to Costa Rica at some point. All my most hippie of friends go there. you know this is this live stream is now kind of petering out uh in a in a sort of depressing way you know it's like dying slowly it's really sad at some point we just kind of lose steam don't we gang you know some of my favorite right now what i've been watching is um people doing commentary on

the Portland protests. That's fun. It's really funny to watch that. Highly recommend one of them, Carlin. Very funny. But for some reason, she hasn't been streaming lately.

Highly recommend it. But, you know, it seems like you have this infinite content happening and you can, like, like, it's so funny to watch what's happening there is the funniest shit of all time. And, like, the

unnecessary drama that's happening there is just wild because at this point it's like it seems like it's become less about ice

and more about like the right wing people show up with their American flags and make themselves targets for the left wing people and then the left wing people like angrily play guitar

at them it's just so stupid it's both you see how like the or if you get rid of side thing it's the same organism it's just the same energy on both it's like the same thing doing nothing by the way it doesn't seem to have having any effect at all on immigration policy in the united states my friend got in trouble at the no king's protest what happened uh there's the no

king's protest all over the country and he went to the one san antonio and he held up some signs and the people got mad and called him an agitator because his sign said um give me back my foreskin oh your friend's a um anti circumcision dude yeah and they they did not like that well yeah because he's kind of like you know piggybacking on their rally yeah but which is just normal that happens at all rallies like somebody's got especially the no circumcision dudes they're passionate about that and that is one of the saddest sort of poignant things to say yeah give me back my foreskin This general mutilization, I mean. Well, but also it's like, I mean, it would be so weird if somebody came up to him.

It's like, all right. Here's your foreskin. Here you go. I've kept it all these years. Fine. Here you go, your foreskin. Did you guys make it out to the No Kings protest? Anybody in the chat?

did you go no i didn't go to that protest i was hanging out with alex jones at the protest did he go to the he was here he was here he didn't that is so cool alex jones came here man that is so fucking awesome um yeah no kings that was a whole thing It's so, you know, man, like, it's, I'll, I guess I got to leave you on this stupid thought. It's so crazy how mind hijacked everyone becomes. Me too. Like, all of a sudden, you're thinking about the fucking no king's protest. Like, you know what I mean?

So what? It's fucking protest. Great. That's a cool thing about America. I love it. Go fucking protest whatever you want. Go protest circumcision, go protest, whatever. It's awesome.

we get to do that it's fucking great but then you're it hijacks your brain everyone's got some intense opinion on it i know there's some hypocrisy in me even saying any vocalizing anything about it the meta of the thing is it's if you notice this it's like you know in any movie where there is a looney bin the there's a scene where the inmates the patients I guess you could say line up to get their pill every day it's like a classic trope right and if you start looking at media like the nurse handing out the fucking pill you realize that we're getting these pills every week like here's what we should be thinking about this week this week let's think about the no king's protests and if you're on the left you're thinking about

the no king's protest in the positive we're pushing back against trump if you're on the right you're thinking about like what the fuck are they even protesting but it doesn't matter which side you're on you just realize how your brain gets hijacked by these it's like every week there's a specific set of cultural issues that seemingly a majority of people are fixated on The No King's protest was the most recent one. And there's, what's the new one coming? Like, you guys, what are we supposed to be fixating on right now? What's the next one after No Kings?

It's, uh, he's tearing down the White House. I haven't heard that one. He's doing renovations on the White House. That's one. Isn't the space? Oh, there you go. J-Lox. That's a good one.

Yeah, you know, I'm not going to say the Rogan agenda is one. think that's more of a kind of like, I wouldn't call that, I mean, it's, like, there's a lot of people who do seem like confusingly fixated on him, but I wouldn't call it like, I don't know, it could be though. it feels like that oh yeah hasan albert is saying hasan yeah i guess like so like you're talking about sort of like there's like the internet sphere that does have its own emergent like villains and recently has i guess hasan became a vilified for using a shock collar on his dog and yeah which is fascinating like i think that was a real come-to-jesus moment for him

because like he like you know to like have suddenly to experience the swarm in the way he did it had to have like given him some wisdom oh uh i think it was monday when like amazon and everything went down venmo oh now that's that was cool that was not by the way talked about that that that was nobody talked about nobody talked about that shit and it was like you you saw a pop up a little bit this massive internet outage happened no one really talked about that the rumors were it's the practice for the kill switch can i use your charger yes this is so so absolutely embarrassing we're sharing a charger i love you man thank you thank you so much look i'll pull this up i do have time today you know obviously you're not forced to be here.

Martin Martes is saying 3i Atlas. I don't, I guess what I'm, I agree with you. Like, you're talking about things I fixate on. But what I'm looking for is like, you know what I mean? Like, when you're watching CNN or you're watching Fox, it's weird because they say they talk about

the same shit. And it gives you the impression, this is all that's going on, but it's just weird that, like, sometimes when I'm driving, I'll be like, play NPR News. I'll listen to NPR. Play Fox News. I listen to Fox News. It's literally the same talking points, but different takes on it.

But, you know, the same exact shit. And it's like, dude, I'm pretty sure there's more going on than this. But that, it's weird because, like, this is what we're supposed to be thinking about and talking about. Nobody's talking about the silver squeeze. The silver squeeze. Again, the silver squeeze is interesting. but and maybe I don't mean to be shutting everybody down here the this this falls into

the doomer prediction for like incoming economic collapse because gold is going up the reset the great reset is coming but this isn't going to be talked about it's more like this like surely you guys know what I'm talking about

once my okay look i'll just find it it's pretty easy just go to the reddit front page but then this is going to be based on my fucking algorithm so it's just oh teachers are banning kids from saying six seven at school okay now that is interesting what the fuck is that my kids started saying that what does that mean It was from some song, some kid made, and it went viral. And so now whenever you say 6-7 or 67, like the kids, just start yelling out 6-7. What does it mean?

So, like, if you just accidentally count to 7? Yeah, people go 6-7. That's so cool. Because my kids were saying it. I'm looking up to see, like, okay, like, no, that's not one. we're kind of like because like because the

no kings rally already happened we're kind of out like we're in between the next thing it hasn't really emerged the no kings was a real fucking like boy that was like a whole thing

oh let's see Okay, so this is CNN. Republicans are ridiculing no kings, and new polls shows Americans aren't laughing. So that's a CNN take. Yeah, so there's your, like, left-wing take on it. It was serious. Then let's go to Fox News.

See what they got to say. Christian captured That's the top post U.S. pilot snatched near presidential palace is embassy issues urgent warning. Why did they have to say Christian? So weird. Did they snatch him because he was Christian?

Oh yeah. The missionary is captured in West Africa. and the West African nation and likely taken north. That sucks. But still, we're not getting like the... This is interesting. Suspected assassin Luigi Mangione

was beaten by seven lady boys in Thailand. Huh. Oh, Mom Donnie. That's one. Mom Donnie. We're supposed to be talking about Mondani. Is that the guy from the mayor from New York? Yeah.

Okay. That's one for sure. Like, that's probably the emergent one, his mom, Dami. We're supposed to talk about him. Yeah, I think Flagrant just had him on their podcast. Really? Yeah. How did it go?

I haven't watched it yet. Yeah, so basically with Mom Dami, it's like, you know, obviously if you're on the left, it's great. If you're on the right, communism is taking over New York. But that's definitely going to be a big one coming up. Why am I doing this to you guys? This is fucking, at this point it should be illegal. This is horrible. Like sort of lazily looking at shitty fucking mainstream media headlines.

Please forgive me. It's fucked up. You guys are the one sticking around. yeah elliot james he's the mayor from new york he's like a i guess a communist or socialist super socialist or something i mean fuck it it's democracy let him elect him what's the big deal if that's what people want to elect they get to elect him of like where I was scratching my chin at the no king's rally thing is like I mean unless I don't know did they did they think he stole the election I thought he won like

in a landslide yeah me too so like he what are you pro I mean he got elected what are you protesting I mean it's not to be not to like I don't I just I didn't understand like the the point like I get protesting like ice or protesting I guess it's the whole it's like the whole package

is what you're protesting but maybe the name is weird because it's like kings I don't know that king is the right word Ireland's going crazy right now no president's rat

would be cool now that would be a protest I would go to no fucking president's day hell yes That I would attend Now that's got teeth For my

Liberals who are still with me Fucking do no president's day And I will come That's cool as fuck No kings It's just I don't know It's bad writing You got another super chat here

Don't get me started on Labuboos I'll tell you I feel about Fucking Labuboos It is This is what I'm talking about guys Right here, I're going to have to switch accents for this one. Let me tell you something, folks. This might be hard for some of you to listen to.

Some of you out there on the World Wide Web, playing silk song, playing your video games, excited about the Xbox new handheld release. All you out there in your bubble baths, all you out there, chew them bubble gum and your bubble bath with your little boo-boo key chains. You don't want to look at.

You don't want to look directly in the eyes is the fact that you have been completely subverted and hypnotized by an ancient secret religion. This religion has been around since before the ancient Babylonians it still exists to this very day. And they love nothing more than making choice. children's toys. They love nothing more than our children playing

with their demonic deities. They love nothing more than the idea your little baby curled up in their crib with their little Lebooboo. They love nothing more than Disney adults rolling

through Disney with their Labubo's strapped on. It's evil, guys. LeBoooo is fucking evil. The booboo is a massive occult ritual that's trying to get the children, because they have more power to invoke the name of an ancient fucking demon. Labibu.

It's demonic. If you've got a Labuobu, don't even destroy it. Send it to me. Send it to me. you can send it to the comedy mothership in Austin send it to me I will dispose of it in the appropriate way throwing it away isn't enough

once you've brought the demon into your house if you throw it in the garbage can it doesn't do anything it's like throwing away the box that had roaches in it that you let into your house roaches are still there mail me your luboos to the comedy mothership attention Duncan Trussie

right on it, something like Labuibu Destruction Drive. And I'll tell you, man, there's a few Labubus out there you should be looking for. The Sassai X-17 collaboration Labubu is very evil. If you have that, you should send that to me right away. The Mint Green 131 centimeter prototype, please. if you have that, do not throw that away. Send it to me. I will get rid of that for you. I will do a ritual. Brown Lubbubus definitely send me if you, the mint green, the sassai X-17, and the brown lububes are by far the most evil of them all. And if you have any of those, do mail them to me.

I will destroy them. I will incinerate them. They're fucked up. Now, aside from the demonic aspect of libuboos, I just think they're fucking dumb. hate them don't you too I don't want to be that guy I don't want to judge people we're all souls dancing in the beautiful

lila which is human existence everybody underneath it all is pure but I can't help it man if you're a grown adult and you got a looboo on your backpack I don't know I can't do anything about it right away it's like I just can't

it's harder for me to respect you I don't know why I wear stupid shit sure you judge me it's my projection but I'll tell you this if you are an adult and you wear libuboos

if you have lububoos if you're interested in laboobu if you if there's any kind of connection to labou in a way that isn't the connection a vampire hunter has towards a

vampire, then when you die, you will be ripped apart by Labuboos. Do you want that? It's the first thing you're going to hear it first. Labu-boo! And then you're going to hear their little skittering fucking feet. Slap it, slapping on stone, wet and flat. You're going to smell them next. A stink, a sulfuric stink, like the emission of some foul peat bog

filled with the mummified bodies of hanged criminals. That's where they live. They're going to slurp up out of that fucking swamp. They're going to scamper towards you. And the last thing you're going to see is a swarm of lububoos. And let me tell you something. They like it when you stay alive. They eat you slow and down low.

They go down. You might even think if you're, like a horny person. Oh shit, the looboos are going to go down on me. I guess I'm in heaven. No. They're going to eat your pussy. Slow. Not in like the common way we like to say. Their fucking, their fangs will rip into your most sensitive part of your body and you will scream and they love it when you scream and they'll laugh.

Send me your libuboos, the comedy mothership. Attention, Duncan, Trussel. dispose of them. I will make sure that you do not have to deal with the inevitable luboo-boo-boo, bad luck, the stroke, the knee going out, the hip going out. I will make sure. But if you just throw it away, for God's sakes, don't sell those fucking things. That makes it worse. Now you're transferring the demon. Send it to me. I will dispose of it. I'll do that for you. You're my family. You're my children. Thank you so much for hanging out. Those are you who made it through this entire stream, you deserve a fucking metal. I just gave you a great eight ear beating.

I love you guys. I love doing these. Remember, we will blow up the pyramids. Don't let the darkness into your mind. Send me your liboooo-booboo and then go make a cool brochure about Operation Beast Blast. Become a team. Join me. Subscribe. I love you. I'll see you next week. Thank you.