Duncan Trussell Family Hour - 752: We Are The Mystery Boys? Kurt Metzger

Episode Date: May 15, 2026

Kurt Metzger, Duncan's fellow Mystery Boy and one of the most important minds of all time, re-joins the DTFH!Check out Duncan and Kurt's new podcast, Mystery Boys, debuting next Thursday (May 21) on YMH Studios!San Diego family! Duncan is coming to The Comedy Store in La Jolla, CA, May 15-17. Click here to get your tickets now. Two shows sold out, but you can still see him on Saturday and Sunday!This episode is brought to you by: Protect your online privacy TODAY by visiting ExpressVPN.com/Duncan, and find out how you can get up to four extra months! Refresh your everyday with luxury you'll actually use. Head to Quince.com/Duncan for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. Now available in Canada, too. Visit Amentara.com/go/DTFH and use code DUNCAN11 at checkout for 11% Off. Start low. Pay attention.

Greetings to you, my friends. It is with great joy that I welcome you to these digital waters, whether you're watching on YouTube or listening in your car, maybe on your commute, maybe you're disposing a body, maybe you're chasing someone disposing a body, you're a private detective out there on the beat, and at last you're going to bust the yellow-bellied killer of Detroit. Maybe you are in some temple somewhere, a secret temple deep beneath the earth, or maybe you're in an Amazon warehouse, maybe you're trimming. weed. Maybe you're smoking weed. Maybe you're laying in your bed. Maybe you're in a coma, but you're not really in a coma. Somehow you're listening to this podcast because someone who's

been sitting with you likes to listen to it. You maybe don't like it. I want to apologize to you. Come out of that coma. You could do it. Don't be a pussy. You just got to wiggle those toes. Whoever you may be, whatever you may be, hyperdimensional entity, God, godling, or something unspeakable, I welcome you. to the DTFH, the podcast that brings to you the most important minds of our time, which is why it's with great joy that I welcome Kurt Metzger, who is not only my friend, but my partner. You got that right. Kurt and I are releasing a brand new podcast which you can find on YMH next Thursday it premieres.

The Mystery Boys, at last, is here. Can you roll that clip, Josh? Next time on Mystery Boys. This is the mystery boys. We fucking, we tell the truth. She looks like... Beautiful woman. The bad guy from True Lies.

Beautiful woman. A beautiful woman. Could you pull up this? Let's show the next video. Beautiful woman, please. Who wore it best? Beautiful woman. Kurt.

Guys, are we at the brown party? We must thank the great people who brought us, MK. Ultra, and all the wonderful, not just, like, psychological technologies that came from us. The Nazis? What? Kurt. And we're back. And again, you know, I don't want to get woke on everybody. Please, please don't.

That is the last thing we need in this house. I don't, I want to get woke. So not funny. Don't. That's not funny. J.D. Vance. Oh, he's got a fat head. Oh, I'm laughing so hard.

Oh, yeah, there's really people that look like that. What do you want to live in some of these communist countries where they tell you what to do and think? Or do you want to live in a country that we, you know, you don't get to know that they're doing that. And continuing until approximately 1970. Now, MK Ultra is very misunderstood. Nothing confidential about it. No, some things I just like are for being you. This is what those kids spelled when they opened the wardrobe to Narnia.

There it is, folks. The Mystery Boys. Tune in next Thursday on YMH. Now, before we get going with this very important podcast, Kurt Metzger, who, by the way, has his own podcast, Derp with Kirk. Tune in and subscribe. Links are down below. I would be remiss if I did not thank our sponsors.

A big thank you to ExpressVPN Quince and Minnesota Nights for supporting the DTFH. Don't forget to check them out the links down below. Also, I'd be remiss if I didn't plug my own shows. This weekend, you can find me at the La Jolla Comedy Store. I've already sold out one of the shows for Friday, so make sure you get your tickets in advance for that one. After that, taking a little break. And then June 4th, I'm headed up to Charlotte, North.

Carolina to the comedy zone. That's June 4th, 5th, and 6th. Can't wait to go. And then finally, not finally, I've got a lot more shows. You can find me at the Orange Peel in Asheville, North Carolina. Just after that, one of my favorite clubs, Zanies in Nashville, June 25th to the 26th. And then the very next day, I'm headed up to Boston to perform. at the Wilbur. Lots of dates at Dunkettrussle.com. What am I doing? Plugging stuff. Am I compromised? We'll find out right now on this episode of the DTFH. Welcome back, Mr. Metzger. It's so wonderful to see you, and it's exciting. We're going to announce some big news. It's coming, but first, I don't do this enough for my guess, and certainly not enough for you.

I got you a gift. Really? Yep. We put on my sunglasses for it. I think you're going to like this, dude. Mm-hmm. I put a lot of thought into it. Getting a gift for somebody like you is not easy.

I'm like, what can you get for somebody? Whoa. Got me drugs? No. Because it is easy. I got you one of my favorite magazines. Well, what is it? But.

Now, it's great. Now, I'm glad it's amazing that you got this. But magazine. I don't know if you show that or not. Now, boy, I haven't cracked open one of these in a long time. Oh, wait, that's, hey, that's the front. Hey, where's his butt? Do you feel what is this?

Sidney's Sweetie, Blue Gene commercial. There you go. There's a butt for you. This butt magazine is filled with butts. Guys, I'm not sponsored yet by Butt magazine. Okay, so as you recall. But butt magazine is. Boy, my glad you brought a butt magazine.

Okay. Because as you, I'm sure you recall, this was, it hurts. It was prominently featured in American Apparel. Now, American Apparel was that, I used to get all my shirts from there because I like just like, you know, shirt. Oh, yeah. Now I got to order them. I don't remember even where I ordered just shirt from. But anyway, they would prominently display Butt magazine.

And from my SNL submission. I forgot about that. I saw the reason I know about this. I knew I was familiar with this because I saw it an American apparel. Oh, look at this. This is somebody's peepa. Anyway.

I did a submission for S&L where I had, because I saw Fred Armisen do an impression of Dove Charnie, the CEO. Yeah. Do you put a picture of Dove Charnie. He kind of went nuts. He looks like if you put like nerd glasses on your penis, it would look like Dove Charney.

Doesn't it? You got to see my glasses. Have you seen my glass? He looks like my cock somehow. Dove Charnie. Have you seen what house? Look up Dov Charnie's house. You've seen this mansion he lives and he lives in this mansion?

Yeah, yeah. Look at those glasses with his fucking... The heart of Silver Lake. Can you pull up Dov Charnie's mansion? Look at this amazing place this dude lives in. He figured it out. Look at that right on top of the Silver Lake. If you're ever walking around, Silver Lake,

Dove Charnie's probably watching you with binoculars. I wonder what Milo Yonoplas has to do with Silver Lake compounds. Anyway. Oh my gosh, look, it's called the Garbutt house. Pull it up. That's where he lives, the Garbutt house. Now, that's a coincidence. Look.

Oh, is that what Butt magazine is named after? Because that's clever. See, that is insane that he lives in a butt mansion. Let's get a full subscription to the Los Angeles Times. It's the saddest thing every time they ask for your subscribe. Who does? He's like, yeah, I'll subscribe. How do you?

I hope the CIA pays here or something because how do you... How do they make money? How do pornographers make money? I always wonder because I've never paid for porn in my entire life. You know, I do wonder that. Isn't that... Or books of matches. Yeah.

That's what I can view porn. I'm like, I'm not paying. I'll just... Wait, wait, wait, wait. Hold on. You, I think this... We used to get in the woods. Everybody knows.

Over a certain age, you walk in the woods with your friends. Always there. One friend has a dirt bike or some shit. You go in the woods. Oh, there's a big stack of porn that Johnny Pornoseed left for all of us. What's your theory on that? The movie Stand By Me was about them finding a stash of nudie mags.

Yeah. But what's your... You know, Stephen King had to make it a dead girl because he's from Maine and he's got... I don't know, he grew up somewhere bad. Yes. Yeah. But in the woods. Like, I think that's how I came to view

that pornography should be a free thing that is given to you by the woods. It's always been free, a gift of nature, gift of the land. But why... Right. What, this... We hunted our own porn, like the mighty...

Shockta and Chumash... Indian of I sense pornography. Why? Why, though? What is your theory? Because some guy had to go in the woods. Why?

Before man caves were invented, you had to go. Come on, that can't be it. There's so many places to jerk off the porn. You didn't have to go. It's called paying it forward. Oh, I guess it's based on two movies. We would find it deep in the woods, though. It wasn't, because if I'm wanting to jerk off,

I'm not going to hike two miles into the woods to store my porn. Let's say that if it was a trick pile of porn and you had some fishing line attached to it, we would have been caught in your big foot boy eating pervert trap. That's what it's, you know, I've always thought it's what it is. If you're suggesting dog man would lure, put a lure on an end of a... I haven't seen that 4chan dogman in a woods encounter. This is the skin walkers out there leaving porn to trap kids.

So I'm going to forget, I'm going to forget this. Wait, so will you put, or I bet you not even have to fucking show it, are you? But? It's Fred Armisen doing Dove Charnie on S&A. Not a lot to show it. No, we can watch it. Yeah. So, just you understand why I know.

This is the rippiniting story of why I know all about Butt magazine. This is great. I was not surprised by Butt. I've encountered Butt before. Don't you worry? When I got this for you, I knew I'd seen it somewhere before. Now, this is the kind of magazine you find walking in the woods with your grandpa. Yeah, but.

When you're both adults. Butt. Cut ride to the chase. Grandpa, what is that? Oh, it's butt. What's the sketch called? Okay, Fred Armisen, Dub Charney. Yeah, and, and, because I, it's pretty funny.

Where is he? Do they even have it? They wiped it. It was on news on SNL News. Is that it? What the fuck? No, it's wiped. It got memory hold.

It was pretty funny, man. He had these stupid glasses. He's like, it's about boobs and butts and body hair all over the place. He's like, uh... I don't see it. All right, well, whatever. I wrote it, at the time when he was on, early on, he was on there while. I was doing a submission, so I had it where Dov Charnie is doing a secret shop or American apparel

to make sure that the butt magazines are being displayed prominently improperly. Because when I would go, I would go to American apparel and be like, I just see blood. Yeah. Like, they're really pushing butt at this clothing store of plain T-shirts. Oh, those dirty American apparel models are so hot. Pull up like an old American apparel ad. Remember those like the billboards? Well, because you go in the dressing room and it would be like the ads are polaroids of like in the style of hustler's beaver hunt.

Yeah. I mean, am I supposed to jerk off here? Am I supposed to jerk off here? It's inviting you to do that. First of all, who's going to wear a fuchsia deep in? Do like an image search. That is a mop-up shirt. Do an image search, American Apparel,

uh, ad, oh, look at this. This is how we dress before we knew Pizza Gate was real. Yeah. Oh, look. Look.

Oh my God. Yeah. So this would be, this would be all up in the fucking, what the fuck? This would be in all the dressing rooms, okay? Yeah.

It was this kind of like filthy hipster. Like, and see how he looked? Oh, yeah. He's just, and he was banging everybody. Like he was on a nonstop fuck rampage through everywhere.

Yeah, I bet. couldn't stop. Dude, look at his mustache. That's a fuck mustache. If you were around back then, uh, uh,

what would you say the height of this day? It was like 2000. Well, exactly. Is that real? That's not real. 2007? Happy as Sid stars in American apparel had.

No shit. Well, I'll be damned. Uh, Mattis, Net, Net and Yahoo. Look. Look.

What the fuck? America. A peasant with, uh, uh, Chutzpud. Never heard of it. What is it?

Hutz. Hutzpah! Click on the one with the bubble gum. The ad there, the mirror bubble gum below and bubble gum. Just, oh, yeah. No, we imagine you're just like thrust in the she blows bubbles. That's a whole art project. So look. That's incredible.

Butt magazine was about. Tell me. I don't know. I never opened it. I just couldn't believe there's a magazine called, I never, like I said, never cracked to open a copy of butt. I'll read some stuff out of your. Pussy expert speaks out. What?

Thomas Satterwhite. They got my email. Has mastered the vaginal art. The 47-year-old professionals go to, this is someone he does. Pussy updates. Wait, I'll finish his sentence. What's the pussy update? It's just pussy plastic surgery.

Wait, is this magazine written by people's genitals? It's not even for you? Oh my God. Yeah, I just stick it down my pants. Hey, your copy of butts here. This is terrible. Don't show this. I'm going to show this.

This won't be on camera. Wait, where did you get a? copy. Scary. It's scary. It has a, it smacks of cry. Wait, give me another hit of the hit of that. It's like date line.

This is like right before a murder photo. Give me another hit of that other one. I hate it, but like, oh, it's like smelling salts. Oh. Wait, that's got, you can't show my angle, dude, because it's pornographic. Does that, that looks like, oh, well, Shelley DuValle. That looks like the shining. That looks like Shelley Duvall's blowing someone.

in the Overlook Hotel. I'm hired behind the microphone from. Wow. Jeez, and this guy's like, you don't want to run into that dude in the fucking woods. That is terrifying. You are fucked.

Imagine instead of porn. Is that who leaves porn in the woods? That we can show that there's a way. Wait! Wait, wait, wait, wait. Is that the faith? I did. I know, I saw.

I didn't notice that he had a friend of him. You didn't notice that Aaron Paul here had a, were you looking at his watch? This guy's got a great watch This is the dude This is the guy who's been leaving Porn in the woods We found it

Wow Here look You could show this right Josh There he is No man if you've ever found porn in the woods As a child The kid from the movie mud If you saw that

This is the greatest picture ever saw We love you butt magazine Spotser the podcast Please. Sponsored by But. Spock. The Doug and Jusel family. Unificially brought to you by Butt magazine.

The number one magazine for you. I don't know if we can even just butt. But. How did American Apparel go out of business if they had this? It's just a lucrative Butt magazine tie in. How did they go out of business? Can you look that up, Josh? What happened?

Because everybody was wearing. You're still wearing it. I got, I would go in there. This is somebody filling the void left in the market. I haven't bought any deep. Remember deep V-necks? Oh, the worst. That shit pissed me off.

Several financial, severe financial mismanagement, high debt, mounting losses and scandalous sexual harassment allegations against founder Dove Charnie. But I think Charnie's doing good now. Can you look up what Dov Charnie's up to? I think he's like, I saw in the documentary. Oh, landed on his feet, did he? That's a surprise.

He landed on his fee. He's doing fine. It's currently running his Los Angeles apparel, which he founded. Yeah. The company focuses on, yeah, it's still out there. It's the same shit. Partnership with Yeezy. Look at that.

Partner with Kanye West. Yeah. When was that? Ever since Kanye apologized to the Jews. It was either right after he apologized or he partnered with him right before he became anti-Semitic. Yeah, because there's a lot of like. Could have inspired the whole. It's like, first of all, if you want to be any Semitic, you're like, well, now you've got to go to only Chinese jewelers.

Right. And if you thought the Jews were funny with your money, go to the Chinese jeweler. I've never even been to a Chinese jeweler. I didn't even know that happened. Because in hip-hop, like, I think they're stealing from us over here. So they would go to, you saw the movie Uncut Jams? I never saw it. It was about Uncut Jams pretty much covered the whole thing.

Yeah, he's working with Kanye. Look at that. Kanye's always on the cutting edge. So Charney's doing great. No, this is 2023. Oh. Wait, his Jewish business party refuses to. Let's see if he was like, I'm not going to break up with him. Go ahead and see that?

I want to know if he was like, ah, boo. Oh, fuck. See that? Yeah, that's tough right there. That's tough right there. He will not be hit with legal repercussions from a Super Bowl ad promoting us. Remember when he sold the Super Bowl Swazi team?

I didn't know. I didn't notice that in the Super Bowl ad. I saw the thing he did on his phone. but I didn't know. Connie was... Is that what it... Yo, that's very close to my fucking... You're welcome for my service AI...

What, the blur? The blur? It's a cowboy with just that shirt. No pants. See, that shirt is what they need to be selling. Is that Blur shirt? That would be a cool design. Is that out there?

It's got to be out there already, right? That is a good... That's a cool design. Can you pull up Hindu swastika? Because I just want to speak... Like, this is one of the many things. Hitler fucking ruined. The mustache and the swastika.

Pull this up. See, do an image search. Look at this, guys. This is an ancient symbol. That doesn't look like the... Talk about cultural appropriation. This fucking German piece of shit grabs this symbol that was...

Yeah, there's my favorite one. Look at that. Look at this bullshit. Didn't these fuckers turn it? This guy's got it painted on his head. Pull that up. This is not a fucking Nazi. You know, neo-Nazism is a real problem in the world, isn't it?

I didn't believe any semantics? This is on the rise, but why would this guy? That's a Hindu. Why does some Hindu have a problem with the Jews? He doesn't have a problem. It doesn't add up. Look, pull up the swastika pictures. Look, you've got...

We're the Aztec one. Pull up that one right there. Look, pull this up. I mean, I'm not... I know all this. Christian swastika. Pull up the Chase Bank. Malta Swastika.

Tibetan swastika. Japanese Islamic swastika. All I'm saying is Hitler ruined the swastika. And we need to reclaim it. You know? No. I'd say, let it go. Let it go.

There's a now. There's a swahsi. There's a nice list. See, look at the Chases. Now, if you look at the Process Church. Pull up the Process Church swastika. That's the closest one of the Chase Bank, and it's a negative color. No, I didn't realize Chase Bank.

There you go. See that? So it's a negative inverted one. I'll have them together on my phone. Pull up that Chase Bank. logo again. Yeah, we got to look at them together a little bit. You see? What the fuck? The blue one? Yeah.

Okay, good the process. That's an accident. That can't Chase Bank is not like Hindu. Well, a lot of Indians are, a lot of these H-1BVs is ever going out. That is really curious, man. That's really curious. Why a bank, why a fucking,

one of the most evil banks that you know, by the way, I just want to point out that that bank, Chase Bank, that stopped working with Kanye, because they couldn't supporters anti-Semitism. The bank with the Epstein Island rotating cast of friends. That bank... You got a footway. I'm sorry. This is one of these things. I love being your

friend because I learn all these things I should already know. This is why you're compromised, because you didn't already know. Dude, do you know I got re-compromised? How? Was it Butt magazine? What? Yeah. No. They know how to get to you. No, no, no. I'm actually multiple...

I'm a multi-hyphenate compromise. I've been compromised by several things I've been finding out. This is America dipshits. Who the fuck lives in this country is not compromised? What do you think his country is? The country of not compromised? I would say a lot of the people. With the fucking devil.

I assume the people accusing me of being compromised or not compromised. They all seem fine. Dude, they're compromised in the... I have yet to hear someone who... Because anybody that would, like, know anything would hardly be focused on you that way. Or, for example, Rogan, which on Jimmy Doer, We were trashed in Zach Gallifinacus for his dumb shit.

Because he went on and complained about, you know, they all still think Joe got Trump elected. Oh, yeah, 100%. They blamed Joe, all of them. This episode of the DTFH has been supported by my friends at Express VPN. The other day, I was at a Starbucks. I know that's kind of a flex. I can afford Starbucks. And I was working on my laptop.

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Oh, you like your butt's not artsy. You want that amateur butt. You don't want a well-composed picture. of a butt. It really is a shame we can't show you all these pictures. Any of them. Because.

Any of them. Let me explain the visual, the visual jarring. It's like one side is, you think it's a girl sucking a dick, but you realize it's not because next to it is a dude with a pussy. And it's like a,

it was almost like a magic spell of, of, like, it's magic. Inversion. It was like, oh. I mean, one thing's for sure. It's magic. Alzer Crowley once said the magic is in your butt.

The magic is in your butt. Shout out to Hidden Amaruka Channel for giving me that wonderful Crowley. Interestingly enough, the magic is in your butt. The tunnels of typhon, they call it. The magic is in your butt was a song that was going to be in Beauty and the Beast, and they cut it out. They couldn't do it. Well, like a disgruntled employee.

Say yourself for putting hidden dicks and things. No, it was going to be a real song. I mean, there was a time when people weren't afraid of butt magic. There was a time when we lived in a one. sensible world. You know what Stallone's mother? Because Sylvester Stallon's mom was a rumpologist and she would read your ass cheeks. I thought it's your actual asshole that you read.

Uh, your asshole print. A lot of people think that. Your asshole prints. It's the, yeah, it's not the whole. It's the whole. Can you look up asshole, um, look up fourth eye, reading asshole or reading your butthole to tell that you.

That is like the Chase Bank, uh, Swazi more closely represents. Pull that up real quick. I mean, I do, I don't doubt that, yep, anomancy. Anomancy. Anomancy. Well, that's not rum. We can't show that, but can you pull up anomancy? Wait, I need a new butt.

Wait, what the fuck? I Need a New But is a popular humorous children's book by Don McMillan. I broke. It features a young narrator who noticed a crack in their butt and imagines various. What the fuck? What the fuck? Pull up, I need a new butt on Amazon. What?

This can't be a kid's book. Yo, who? Look, look. What the f- Why would you I need a new butt I thought Look by Don McMillan

I think this author needs a new butt If you catch my If you catch when I'm A silly story that will cause boys and girls To giggle from beginning to end A young boy suddenly notices a big problem His butt has a huge crack So he sets off to find a new one

He journeys across the sea To an island where a wonderful prince Tells him His butt is fine Where does it say that? It doesn't. I made it up. A rocket butt.

A robot butt. If you're grooming, this is the best book you could have. I need a new butt by Don McMillan. And that, and look at the reviews. Let's look at the reviews. I'm sorry. I'm probably square or something. I don't know if I don't want to.

I broke my butt. What is this? What have we just stumbled? You know what? Pause here, Josh. I think this is a perfect time. The show's compromised. I think this is a perfect time.

To announce, even though everyone, most people already know, that next week on YMH. Your mom's horse. Your mom's horse. A, what will come to be known as the most groundbreaking podcast of all time, mystery boys will premiere. We have been doing a podcast. We have, how many episodes have we done now? It feels like a lot. We've done at least 10 episodes, but finally we're going to release them.

Tell folks what the mystery boys is all about. It's about causing mysteries. Not solving them. We're not like... It's not our job. Yeah. We're not going to do the work for you. Now, there has been some pushback of like, okay, what do you mean causing mysteries?

Like you're going to do crimes? Yeah, mystery. And then leave the scene of the crime? No. And we haven't done crimes. I mean, maybe. But... I mean, your definition of crime is different from mine.

I was raised in Yemen. I'm not against that, but you guys have a harsh penal system out there. You know what I mean? That's right. It's hard to get a copy of Butt magazine out there. That's why we, the Mystery Boys, are currently working on some global initiative to get as many butt magazines to Yemen as we possibly can. And it hasn't been easy. We're still looking for someone who's willing to deliver them out there.

Yeah, Ella and Sarr, aka the Houthis. Yeah. No, it's ridiculous. The red tape is. Up to their old tricks, trying to keep butt-managing. These are so hard to work with. And it's just like, it's been a nightmare negotiation. We keep, it's, who's that dude we've been talking to? He's such a fucking dick.

I don't know. Fucking Buhon. Buhon. It's like, they got three names. No, it's fucking Buhon. Or, he's such a dick. Oh, then this is, he goes, oh, and I heard Duncan's compromise. I go, are you shitting me?

Get out of here. Are you kidding me? What the fuck? It's just this misinformation campaign against me is actually now hurting. If your mother saw what. So you're hurting Yemen. By the way, all of you spreading misinformation about me being compromised or keeping the children of Yemen from getting butt magazine. Don't you have family that works in like way more high profile things than podcasting?

Yeah. So that's what I'm saying. Like the very idea. This is like every time the election goes wrong for somebody. And by the way, it's never gone wrong in the election. Whoever you vote for, you get Netanyahu. That's your president, as the great James Lee put as a title on one of his videos. Whoever you vote for you get that.

So it doesn't matter. If you still think the election matters of the president, I mean, you know, look, I'm just an old judge slash astronaut. Okay. I think you should laugh at a flat earth or less than someone who believes in the, like the election of the president of America. By now you should have figured out the joke. Shouldn't you?

Should you have figured out that your president is the same as your student council? I mean. Fucking president had grown up, like not in charge of the school. Hold on a minute. Hold on. I've got to really piece together what you're saying here because it's kind of blowing my fucking mind. I think this is what they call it red pill.

You're telling me. I don't use that language. You're telling me, am I listeners that when you go to vote for the president in the United States, even though your vote might be tallied or tabulated in the person you voted for might make it in. You're saying that that person is in fact what, like a

mascot or something? Yeah, like Patrice's just saying like a Thanksgiving turkey. He viewed the president. It's like, whoa. Remember they let a turkey? You know, they decide whether they're not to execute a turkey. Wait, you're saying, hold on a minute. Because what you're, it feels like

what you're saying, I'm probably misunderstanding it. You're saying that you don't think we have a functional democracy. We've never had that. And also, nobody does. We have feudalism. There's only only the four-class system or feudalism, wherever you go. There's only the four-class system. They could dress it up however they want and tell you that you could say, but unless you, if you look into it, you'll find out very quickly that, no, we don't have that. And even in school, they told you, we didn't have a democracy. We had a republic because we have an electoral college system. So out of the gate, we were never a democracy. But they just throw that word around, like,

it means democracy. It does not. Man, I'm sorry, but I'm having a real hard time. You have never heard this before. Never. Though it's a republic. One thing I've noticed for sure is that inevitably when you vote for the president, the things they say they're going to do, they do it. And that, yeah, I'm always saying I'm upset. Look, I only care about three things, okay?

One, kidnap the president of Venezuela. Two, kidnap Greenland. Yes. Which we haven't done yet. And then three, you ballroom for the white. house. Dude. Those are my, those are my issues. Where is our ballroom? Josh, pull up the fucking please. Can you pull up what the ballroom is? A lot of you out there, I don't think you realize how beautiful this fucking ballroom is. Pull this shit up. My God, it's beautiful.

Look at this. Oh, that beautiful ballroom guys. Can you enlarge that, Josh, please? Oh, my God. Does it mention the floor plans are the same as the Temple of Solomon? Do what? Yeah. Now that is what I call a selling point. I don't think it's really a, you know, they go the bailroom. Okay, for real, I don't think that works etymologically. And anybody I talked to that knows about it, I was like, that's not really what that means. But what it will be is for some reason the headquarters, the head base of Stargate. What is Stargate?

Nothing with space. It's surveillance and central currency, digital currency. What we need. Larry Ellison's thing, Stargate, is that. Thank God. And can you pull up a picture of the Temple of Solomon? I don't mean. Because I know a lot of you out there are like, what the fuck, man? Why are we focusing on this right now? I can't afford bread. Pull up the Temple of Solomon. Oh my God. Now that is beautiful. Now imagine that. You don't have to go anywhere.

You can go to Washington, D.C., and you can enjoy the Temple of Solomon. No, you can't. That was for the President. Well, you know what I mean. Wait. And wait. And so, and there's also. it's called the ballroom because when BB stays there and balls Trump's wife. Beautiful.

Now, I don't know if you know this. I just found this out from Gnostic Neil from Nazi informant. What? Because why would they make, I know they want to build a third temple. Who doesn't? In Jerusalem,

to usher in the Messiah. God bless you. Yeah. Inshallah, to usher in the Messiah, inshallah. But it turns out there was like three temples, like besides the one

was destroyed in Rome, there was one in Alexandria. I didn't know that. Yeah, you never hear about that, but there were. What happened to them? I didn't ask, but this, this one, D.C. would be like, they would set up more than one temple. Alexandria was the Hollywood of Egypt, basically, or of Rome. Like Rose Rome's Hollywood was Alexandria. It's where, like, a Roman, you know, what's his name?

The one that hooked up a Cleopatra. And if you ever saw the HBO. Mark Anthony? Yeah, and then he starts wearing eyeliner. Yeah. Like how dudes, you know, my best friend in comedy. Well, really, yeah, for a long time where he paints his nails now. Yeah.

It's not to be gay. He does look like he's transitioning because he has a person painted nails. No, this is a thing that does happen. Like, I've noticed it with, didn't Ari, don't you paint your nails? I've noticed, I think, doesn't Ari paint his nails sometimes? Shafir? Let me text him right now. Or Ari Maddie.

No, Ari Shafir. Let me ask him if he paints his nails. I don't want to spread misinformation about Ari. Like, it depends which nail. One means you swing. Let me see. I don't know what. I don't know why.

There is not, really? It's coated? Look, it's like getting a teardrop tattoo. Hang on. I'm trying to find, hold on one second. I need to ask this. You get Ari's old payus. Look up Ari's painted nail.

Ari Shafir painted nails. It's got to be up there. By the way, check out Ari's. This is the end available on YMH. I'm on it. You know, Ari told me he got somebody did a hamster ritual to get a curse off of him. Not a hamster or guinea pig. I heard that too.

Yeah, I don't know. I don't see it. Sorry, Ari, he probably didn't paint his nails or wear airliner. But yeah, I know that like. You thought that he did? I don't, Ari does wild shit, man. I mean, don't you. No, Ari shaved half of his hair and beard.

Now, that's the kind of style. Like, I just got some kind of surgery style. Have you ever painted your nails? No. Why? What's wrong with you? Why would I paint? Why wouldn't you?

Because I'm not. You're wearing an astronaut hat. You got a pipe. Why don't paint your nails and finish up the outfit? Okay, these are both. These are the accoutremas of men. I understand that. That's why you know that was a fake space mission

because no woman has ever been to space. Their periods would cause so many problems. This is known science. It's so old fashion, what you're saying. You know, in the old days, men would paint their nails? Before you went into war, you would pay your nails. Plus, when they were stuck up there, remember the astronauts were stuck, and I remember my girlfriend going,

like, what that chickheads are period? What the fuck they do? They don't have, oh, it was in the news. They didn't have tampons. No, they were out of diapers. So what happened? Just period blood floats through the space? Or, as our archonic leaders call it, Starfire.

So now you've gone. They call it, period blood Starfire? What's it? All these filthy magic people call? Are you fucking kidding me? You already know this. I didn't know that. You teach me.

You're my teacher. Pull up Starfire. You didn't know that Crowley and everybody. Dude, I had no idea that period blood was called Starfire. No idea. It's just like gross. I mean, it makes you want to take a good long look at a butt magazine. You hear this shit.

I had no idea. Oh my God. I'm so happy you were friends. Starfire. You're not fucking with me. You're not doing some kind of ironic thing to be right. You know what? I'm flattered by how much you think I know about this shit.

Well, how do you know all these people? Starfire is... How do you know all these people, but you don't know nothing? I'm compromised! Starfire is a term used in esoteric, mythological,

in some alternative spiritual context to refer to menstrual blood. It is specifically described in certain legends as a sacred moon elixir or gold of the gods. Oh, dear God. Symbolism. It is viewed as a divine essence of life force that symbolizes the red moon phase,

a modern spiritual use. In some modern spiritual practices, menstrual blood is honored as a powerful sacred substance. I mean, look, I'm on TikTok. I know I see the hippies drinking their period blood. They are? But you have. You've never gone down on someone having a period. No.

Shut the fuck up. I mean, oh, that's why you're not supposed to have period sex because you could bring stuff in from the astral. You know, I, you know what? I think you have a lot to teach me. I have a lot to teach you. I can't even... I'm not saying it, Matt, I did it a lot, so...

Oh, so you have gone down on someone having their beard. First of all, I would never go down on a woman. That's gay. Secondly. Okay. I don't disagree with you. This is why I'm queer. But, okay, so number one.

So number one. Yeah, those you remember, Alzer Crowley would make late cakes, they're cold. And it's like, just, you know, apparently a toilet is a magical device. because you switch down with a human, they get superpowers in their heads. What do you mean? They would eat this shit. It's gross.

That's why magic is so hard to talk about because it's so gay and also shitting on each other. You know, it's just the worst. It's just the most like, you know what magic is? You're doing things. When do you shit on each other in magic? You don't know about this? You keep saying that. I clearly don't.

We'll try it. It's just, it's weird to realize. Don't take my word for it. No, it's just weird to realize I've been practicing magic and I didn't even know it. I'm a wizard. I'm basically Gandalf. That's what, yeah, a lot of things are mass smoking.

Everyone's like, why does Gandalf smell like shit? Yeah. No, Gandalf would be, why does, did Gandalf just shit on my dick? That's one of the unpublished. If you guys notice Gandalf just smells horrible. You know what that is, right? Soron.

Soron, Saturn, blah, blah, blah. So the guy who wrote it, what's his dumb name, the English guy? Tolkien. Yeah, he's a Rosa Cruci. He's telling you his, it's like the Bible. It was on the screen before the GPT put up some of it. So he's telling you the metaphor, what do you call it, a metaphorical overlay of Atlantis Times.

I believe that. Wait, wait, wait. Oh, you had it on there on the last screen. Can you look Google? Well, wait, there you go. Back to the writing. Show more, show more. No, no, no, no.

Okay. Ancient rituals. You got to make it bigger. Okay, let's see. It's not in here. The term is not meant in the context of the fictional DC Comics character. Whoa, pull up Starfire.

Now, see this, aimed to unlocking the pineal and pituitary glands. Now, in Ormus, O-R-M-U-S, the most sought-after of these gross things. Never mind a dreamtachrome, Ormus, and you can't get it, just so you know. They sell it online. It's fake, but pituitary glands and pineal glands juiced up with human lung tissue and then some gross, whatever they do in the moonlight, I don't know what gay shit they do.

That shit is activating a third eye and extending your life unnaturally. The most sought after substance by occultists on earth is called, or not the kind online, monotomic gold. Oh, it also has monoatomic gold. And that's a drink from ancient sumer. Is that like the colloidial silver? No, monoatomic gold.

But is it the same idea? And by the way, the straight of Hormuz. Straight of Ormus. Yes. Straight of Ormus. Morris? Are you dyslexic? What did you say?

Ormus. Ormus. Hit it. See that? So people sell it. This is like if you were selling adrenochrome with an oadrino. So this is fake Ormus. Well, it's just monotomic gold.

I don't know if that has any effects. People say it does that. I think it contains 24K food grade gold, Dead Sea Salt, Pink, and Malayance. Well, Thier, couldn't you just take, like, online ormuth and add period blood, and you would have... There's some alchemical ritual being done with it, so it ain't just the, you know, it ain't just that. But the people that would be able to get it for you would be generational funeral home directors that are like old money. And that's people with access to bodies.

Oh, dude, I got to tell you something that I literally can't say online. Can you stop for real stop recording, Josh? And that's why I don't have nipples. So anyway, dude, I got to ask you this. If I had, like, and I'm saying, I don't, you know, all the adrenochrome stuff and all the stuff harvested from like kids, a horrible shit. You would take provigial, Obama pills? I'm saying, wait, hold on. If I had a nice bottle of menstrual blood and space cakes or whatever, the name for the, you know, if I had a nice, if I had a cup of that and you knew if you drank it, you would actually, I don't know, heal or have powers or be able to like, people.

peer into like, you know, secret temples. What I'd be healing from? Third degree burns? Don't get lost in like healing. I'm just saying it gave you some potency, some superpower. You're telling me you wouldn't drink.

And I'm saying we know it works. You wouldn't drink a nice bottle of jizz and period blood and let me bang your ass if it knew it would give you special powers. Like real powers. What would be guys. Like the power to take a good pounding? I bet you I could have that with that drinking. somebody's fucking loads.

But I'm telling you, it's so funny that this, this thing, that you have really, I didn't know this. You know what they're just for all this shit to me at the end of the day

just for a display of I'll do anything I'm told to do by the right authority or powerful person. And so, like most of the shit, I don't really understand all that fluidship, but we have something

called plasma-based medicine. That would be your providial or new vigil or a bunch of things. Most people are now cannibals by default because we know, ever used to make narcotic, like not narcotics, well, drugs, any drugs.

They were made from plants always. They were taking plants and doing chemical things to them to make drugs. Yeah. So in like 1960 was the advent of plasma base, where you actually making things out of blood. And I'm not talking about adrenicrum, I'm talking about stuff people take now. And it's 80% of the,

so 80% of the blood supply of donated blood goes to pharmaceutical companies to make these drugs. That is so fucked up. It's on an episode of Mystery, Boys. That is so fucked up. Way back when, which will be in the future. That turned my stomach when you told me about that. It turned my stomach, and I don't even do it now.

I mean, my point is I guess I have already drank a cup of, and I don't have any magical powers. I already have. I think you have magical powers. I mean, I know I've had lots of provisial, so, I mean, that's probably a baby's worth I had. This is what popped into my head the other day after you blew my mind with, and I don't want to talk about it here. It's too. I don't want to ruin the episode of the Mystery Boys, but you always are blowing my mind with some of this stuff. And then I started thinking, if any of us are going to get pulled in to like a deep occult society, if anyone I know, it's you.

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Wow, did you see that? So hold on. I got a call from... That's how it works. Illuminati. Hello, it's the Illuminati. Hi! Fun voice.

You don't think, but no, just, wait, hold on. You pulled in because, wait, wait, before you answer, let me finish my, I'm a muggle. Let me finish my point. It's the classic thing. People who, like, end up fighting crime become part. The more you have time. The dialectic, will I be drawn into the dialectic? You get pulled in.

The more you resist, the resistance is itself a form of adoration. And via that, it doesn't matter. that because you're connecting yourself with the energy, it will inevitably draw you in and you will become the very thing. We're all awash in the energy because the entire world is controlled by, you know, the dragon.

So there's no way if you're not going to be drawn in. That's the whole thing to happen to even the story. I don't know literally what the deal is with it, but the story is talking about someone being tempted into the fun house and they can't get out of the fun, you know? Yeah. So that's what your 3D existence is, is this, that's why, you know,

whatever these people don't like, I like. So I like Jesus because they don't like Jesus. Do you understand? Yeah, sure. And they really want you to not bring it up or have it, right? And I'm not like a believer. They don't want you to bring up Jesus. When I had a bishop on this show.

No, you didn't. Yeah, I did. Who didn't want you to say Jesus? No, no, no. He was a Catholic. Who was the name? Barron. Barron.

Bishop Barron. Right. So I've had, you know, I've had sateness on the, I've had, I've represented almost every, every, every, everybody, everybody's free to pick what they want. But when I had Bishop Barrett on the show, I have never gotten more pushback. I got, I got more pushback for Bishop Barrett. Is that what that Asheville kid was mad about? And I got from Alex Jones.

Yeah, I bet. Because, well, you got to keep in mind. Like, the amount of embittered, I used to joke that like Catholics have all the good lore, like all the all the movie quality lore of of their faith comes out of you know i guess hindus bollywood lore but all the monsters and whatever's and you know it's all it's all within a catholic possession it's always portrayed within a catholic framework almost always and um you know like rosemary's baby wait the monster remember remember the universal monster universe they're trying to make with tom cruise and yeah the mummy with tom cruise and they were supposed to be a connected universe

of classic monsters. What? You don't remember this? There was the Wolfman with Benisa del Toro. There was Russell Crow. Oh, yeah. Okay, sure, sure, sure.

They were trying to compete with Marvel. And somebody bought Universal Classic Monsters. Yeah. Like Frankenstein and shit. That's cool. They used to do that in old movies. It would be Frankenstein versus the Wolfman.

Okay, you can't have a monster party without the Lord of the Catholic Church. That's like right. It comes out of it. 100%. Okay. So, and I think it's because I would say if I was going to be a real occultes about it,

they alchemically took paganisms because it means the universal church, Catholic church. So if it's going to be universal, we have to absorb all the beliefs of the area, alchemically transmute them into Christianity,

which is how an occultist I think would look at it. Correct me if I'm wrong, but magazine. Yeah, and so as a result of that, like, you know, like the Catholic Church and the Plymouth Brethren have probably generated the most amount of Satanus, because of the dialectic of pushing down in one thing.

Just in the resistance. You're going to just by the existing. And an Apollo worshipper, a Luciferian Apollo fucking trying to bring Apollo back, they're going to be above all that and they're going to go, this is the side that does the good guy stuff and it does the bad guy. But I'm the dungeon master of the role playing game. I'm going to control the whole game. The people in charge that are really high up.

And by the way, Eleanor Roosevelt, massive occult is. Franklin, massive occult. Eleanor Roosevelt was an occultist? Pull that up, John. I bet that bitch ate some fucking got her red wings I had no idea Eleanor Roosevelt here I don't know anything about Eleanor Roosevelt Okay, I don't think you're gonna get this off of Google, but you'll find something let's see She was not oh your boy with the chain wallet knows probably knows all about Consultation with a palmist well hold hold on look look what it does see so you have to make a construct

If you want to ask question of AI just a little tip for everybody So she was not an occultist in the sense of practicing witchcraft, but she did engage with the occult so Because these stupid AIs are designed for consensus and balance, they'll tell you stuff like, well, it's not a complete lie. And like, what the fuck does that mean? Okay, wait, hold on. She's an occultist. Look up Nellie Simon's. Wait, wait, wait, no, that's not, okay, yeah, share a palm reader.

But she, there's something else she was into. Well, you don't just, it's not like you're only going to do palm reading. And let's wait, while some was the first ladies who brought the occult of the White House might include her name alongside those who called seances, such as Mary Todd. Lincoln. What the fuck? But this is like tech. Okay, think of it at the time. This is when the spiritualist boom is happening. So there was an occultist infiltration at

that point. Right. America's initially being settled by occultists because they're Freemasons which is establishing Atlantis. Yeah. America was all, you know when they called the American experiment? Yeah. Okay. And I watched Mike Pompeo, that ex-CIA fuck go, I was taught to lie, cheat, and steal for the glory

of the American experiment. Right. And when I saw the, we that was in Jimmy Doorshow, and I'm like, why is he keep saying it? Are we not like a real country? Why do you keep saying experiment? It's an experiment. Is this not settled science that we're here? That's very strange.

Yeah. Because it is. It's an experiment on the way to the one world government. If you think of America what it is, it's an alchemical process of taking all the people from the other countries, making them into one culture. England wants to do it. Europe wants to do it. Like a centrifuge.

That's right, because we need a one world religion and government. Don't you want to live in Star Trek times? Yes. Well, okay, we're going to all need to go to a UN. Meditation Center. It looks like 90s Star Trek, what churches. Pull up the UN Meditation Center. Guys, get ready to see a place that you would never want to meditate in.

Right. Do you like a big black altar in your prayer? You want a nice. There you go. Have you seen this, Josh? That's a UN Meditation Center. This is out of that SNL sketch with a... Oh, take a seat.

That's like supposed to be a chair or a couch. It is the creepiest fucking spookiest. Look at that. Look at that. Look at those weird. chairs look at it's just so stark these are Tolkien's people he was writing about what the fuck yeah okay keep going yeah look at the benches this is out of um what was that cool movie with christian bail where he was a grammaton cleric and he did like gunfoo and it was just nobody's

allowed to have emotions yeah it's like that equilibrium it's you could pull it pull up that you go it was called equilibrium but this is what this is go to the united nations right here judge this thing down below so people could see this actually the United Nations fucked up universality of meditation and to make it universal they left out

all religions in the meditation room that's what they call universality so look you've still already seen this up close the range

that's why this is why England you know Western they love grabbing shit from Eastern shit yes changing it theosophy is that

it's alchemically taking their shit making a new thing to poison us with and so that's why the Beatles, we go to India. And that's why, because the royalty, the nobles love that shit, a beautiful system

where everybody knows their fucking place that goes back to like the most ancient writing we have is Sanskrit. Before that, some Aboriginal caves grow. That's all we got. So they love that. They love that shit. I love it. Yeah, and then that way, and this is the other thing, when you research this stuff, the thing

you're talking about, about getting drawn in. Yeah, you're. here's what happens when you really dig deep in it. Because I'm always amazed that you don't know this ahead of time because of all the literal occultists that have come at you where you've talked to. Or just like the amount of fairy blood you got in you that you could see whatever shit you've seen in your life.

Okay? I don't mean gay. I mean, Faye, like, you know, Atlanta's blood. Yeah, it's okay. I know you think I'm, I know. It is gay, but it's not like gay. Anyway. I'm not offended by the guys, that doesn't offend me.

If you dig deep into it, if you learn it, The more you learn about this stuff, the more you will be forced to make judgments. And everything in polite society is about not making judgments as you look into all these. Part of that meditation room is that instinct. Sweden has it in spades. Really, we don't want you to believe in nothing. We like you to believe in whatever is trending.

Right, right. But we'll tolerate your beliefs, but everyone is tolerated and blah. But meanwhile, by making everyone tolerated, let's eradicate all. religion. They all follow a theme even if you're trad. I didn't know what traditionalism was. Trad, it's like an insult. It's like a gay racist. It's like you're openly a racist but closet

gay. Whereas a progressive right, am I wrong? A progressive is going to be openly gay but closet racist. That is so fucking crazy. Am I right or wrong? Yeah. That forms a dialectic between secret gays and open gays. Wow! That's wild!

And what happens? They meet and fuck. And whatever comes out of that, what is that? Whatever drips out of their butt is what our society is. That's the view from space. Josh, take that, that we got to put that as to be, though. That's the ultimate clip of all times. It's the, yeah, the ultimate manly P-Halls of all times. Holy shit.

Yeah, so, so anyway, traditionism is a very definite philosophy that I didn't understand. I thought, oh, you're old-fashioned. No, it's blood and soil. So it's this, that predates, Warkter-Swasi predates Nazis. That's the thing all these people like. When Steve Bannon talks about, populism. He's not,

these arguments they're having are about how to control the slaves. That's it. And all the things that don't make sense to you when you watch how they act, they don't want to have to say it to you. So that's all this unsaid shit where you're supposed to be just cool.

You know, we've played some CNN clip on a show of some dickhead from Midas Dutch. But this kid was right. He was trashing the idiot next to him about how, what a disaster of the Iran and Iraq war and all that is. And the guy goes, well, I think you're being ungrateful the troops. Wow.

You see a little turnaround? That's a classic power, you know, that's what they're trained to do in those arenas. Well, no, I mean, this is sort of like, like, what you're talking about is, is you want to teach people to ignore what might be the most important part of themselves, which is the part where you in a situation that's dangerous, that you shouldn't, something's off. And they tell you if we need to bypass your, your cut. So I think a lot of the past insanity of the last 10 years in the fucking, what do you call it? culture war. Culture war is, let me change the name

culture war for you. It's a magic battle. That's what a culture war is. Okay, sure. It's a fucking gay, magic fucking battle. And the reason is because you're fighting for the right

to talk directly into people's subconscious is the way that people on top. So the church is Satan, their secret teaching is that human nature is programmability. It's not good. It's not bad.

It's programmable. The second Scyop Division of where Bragg knows this. Michael Aquino, the piece of shit with the eyebrows. Pull up Michael Aquino. And by the way, what's the first sciop division?

Oh, you don't want to know. Is there a second sciop division? You know, I have no idea. How do you? I would tell anybody watching to look into Matt Erritt, M-A-T-T-E-H-R-E-T.

Look at this dude. This is a decorated, what the fuck. Look at those eyebrows, man. Let's pull him up on Wikipedia, Michael Aquino. Let's get his Wikipedia. Michael Aquino. He's dead.

He's dead. suicided during COVID. But let's... Did he really kill himself during COVID? Who knows? Maybe they cleaned him up. You have to understand. Remember the whole satanic panic? Yeah. Okay, so most people think it's based on the West Memphis 3.

My girlfriend is younger than me, thought that. But I remember it being based on the McMartin preschool. But other people, it lasted for 30 years. The Satanic panic happened way before the Westminster... If you look up the people's official reckoning of it, and there's all these academic papers... That's how I found it from academic papers, about until George W. Bush took office.

We were in a satanic panic since 1970. Exactly. No, the satanic panic, it was like Dungeons and Dragons is... Dungeon Dragons is part of it, but now that predate... Now, keep in mind with Dungeon Dragons. Yeah. Think of that. That is exactly what Steve Bannon and Epstein were talking about.

They're dungeon masters. The second Sciop Division, the civilians in charge of the deception operations, I guess, are supposed to go of 10 years. This is a separate source. Sean Patrick Haslett, great fucking, did you talk to him yet? Haslett, through a glass darkly?

I don't think so. Oh, dude, I got to, I'm going to have Lynn Buchanan that remote viewer on. What was I? Wait, what is this 911? That's when he died on September 1st, 2019. Oh, I didn't, what the fuck?

The number 911 in a cold or numeral context is a powerful palindrum that represents a reset phase in life. Oh, maybe he did Omega himself. Signaling the complete. of a major cycle and the necessity of stepping into one's true purpose death the final wall

completion because 911 is a palindrome it is often viewed as representing the last wall or final step in a cycle of personal development whoa yeah so he's the real beat and I will fuck him okay wow so never mind him Paul Vilelli who wrote

who wrote mind war with this piece of shit because your boy who defends him I'm dying to know what grounds he defends it I mean, the guy with the chain wallet, what's his name? Here you go again, Mitch Horowitz. I like his book. I have his book.

My girlfriend got me his book. You're in a wizard war with mid. I am not in a wizard war. I know you know. I mean, look, I'm fine with you being compromised. Wait, I want to tell you something real quick. Coming from a compromise section of the world, I want to tell you something. I, you know what I love?

I love having people who practice magic and earn a vehicle on my show. And I want you to notice. I didn't even attack him. I said he defended Paul, Michael Aquino. I'm not defending him. I'm saying I just want you to know something. I guess I should have told you this before we started our podcast together. I think you are one of the most adept occult practitioners. I think you're profane. I'm not in the group. I think you're the real thing, though. Like, I think you're actually what it looks like. I mean, not that Mitch or any of these people don't practice. I'm just saying I've never met a road. It looks like a qualified astronaut. I've never met a wizard in the wild. You're a chaos magician. You just don't, and part of the thing is, you. you can't even reckon with that.

Because that goes against God to be a wizard. Listen, anything I did, my phone, I'm licensed to do. I don't get involved in, I go with the flow. From God, not from some creep with eyebrows that, here's how he was, why I think he definitely was at the Presidio doing shit to kids. And by the way, McMartin, they did have tunnels under there. It turns out there were tunnels under there. The blueprints have been found since back when they said,

There weren't. Okay. And I don't think this is a form of magic. I think because of Jehovah's Witnesses, which I found out, I did not know this. Russell family, big occultist family. Oh, what's this fucking? There's a guy, he's got a channel called Lifting the Lamp.

And he's an interesting, I call him Freeder Skyrim. I don't remember his real. Freighter Skyrim. His name is Freed or something. But he does, I don't know what he's playing around with, but he had a very interesting thing he was talking about for one of, Now, Tracy Twyman is a person who I study hers shit a lot. You keep mentioning Tracy Twyman.

I still am unclear about who Tracy Twyman is. Well, she's this chick that researched all this kind of stuff like those. She put out books and stuff? Yeah. Tracy Twyman. Clock shavings is a good one. Clock shavings? That's a cool name for a book.

So that meditation room that you were looking at? Yeah. Swedish people? Swedish witches would do this thing where it's like they have pieces of a clock and they forsake Christ for all time. and it's a ritual. Basically, it's just a thing to be like, I'm in all the,

so when you see Dan Bonjino or Cash Patel lying or you see any of these people lying about things right to your fucking face. Yeah. Never mind, like telling you things that aren't real. That's one level, but they're telling you to not see things that are real, which is extra.

Right. And they're committed. And by the way, this is, I want to just inject this. You know, if you look up, like, you know, thank God like in schools now like that you you like you have to like if you want to volunteer like a lot of schools you have to go through this like training program is it for ESL by

chance well no I'm talking about like they teach you all of the tricks that groomers use ESL emotional social learner right and in these tricks that you're talking about psychological they teach kids to ignore what's right in front of them all this stuff give me example that very interesting what you just said. How? How so? By desensitizing them. So obviously, if you're like a predator, you have to like sort of like override

this poor, innocent things like basic, like this is not right. That's the point of kindergarten. But what I'm saying is that if you look at the practices of a lot of these people that you're talking about that are like the dungeon masters, what they're doing is no different. It's just for

adults. It's like adult grooming. Let me get you. Descentivism. That's what Dungeons and Dragons was, was grooming. No, not Gary Gaiyx, not Dungeons and Dragons. It's a fun game. I really don't think so. Okay, lots of, I want to tell everybody so. Everything's fun.

I don't have like a, you got bad. I can't watch that because that's a thing. You just should be aware of what, I like to be aware of what the trick is. Like magic tricks. I find it very interesting how they do magic tricks. Or joke writing, for example, for me, is a big thing that I'm like, what's the mechanics of that. Right, sure. So I'd like to know the purpose of everything because I don't want to be cheated. Right, right, right. Or, or worse yet, uh, get the keys to Enoch in the tunnels of Typhon

if you catch my drift. You don't want to get bang down. I don't want to get, yeah, I don't want to get my ass blown out by anyone, but my poor eating habits. Anyway, so the grooming process is hypnosis. I consider, oh, I'll read it to you because it's, I think it's, so Dr. Heather Lynn you should watch dude a whole bunch so we're talking about this shit because if you follow

Joseph P. Farrow he'll talk about how these old-ass cathedrals are on former magic spots and the and the architecture is such that the pipe organ is like you're inside the the pipe organ and it's a form of reverse magic

so it's them pushing down the people that built those spots that's a very pushing the energy down that's like trying to repel the energy or something from like it's almost like a super fun

to clean up a talk I would imagine the thought process I don't that's me saying that but the thing is this is in the Bible it's in every real thing is this is in the Bible they're like corks like cathedral or devil

corks to keep like the bad end if you do it right you're reverse it's like reverse magic okay so I go so I consider comedy to be a form of reverse magic it's literally a thing that dispels spells to me

so she told me Heather Lynn goes, I'm sorry, dispelling spells is also magic, basic D&D. It's all a matter of motive and authority with it, but okay, don't get hung up on that.

This is what she told me scientifically. And I've never heard these studies. And I know you've heard this for years from dingbat fucking feminists and people studying fucking, well, disparagement humor could lead to you not funding a college woman's thing.

Right, right, right, right. It was like you told me it was a woman's thing. I said, no. Right. Don't worry about the disparagement humor. You dumb bitch. Disparagement humor. Disparry, you fucking spurg that they made in a lab on purpose because you think like a cow!

They made them people because they think like cows. That's why they like Hindus because they worship cows. All right. Lay off the Hindus and the cows. They're very sweet. Not if you're from there. Okay. They weren't sweet after that shit festival made it to the fucking, okay.

There's science behind it. She goes, there's actually science behind you saying that's reverse magic. The laugh is essentially the discharge signal of a successful remapping under conditions of safety. Laughter requires the brain to update its model in real time. That update process is the mechanism that breaks trance. See, magic is about a trance. A fart in church is breaking a trance. Get it?

I'm using the expression. It's a brain stem level motor program. So I would never get in deep with these people because I'm going to mock this shit. out of them the second they do something that I don't like or strikes me as wrong. I'm not going to sit there obediently and go, oh, you drink period, boy, that's good. It's a brainstem level motor program evolutionarily older than speech. It sits closer to crying or panting than to language, which is why you can't reliably fake a genuine laugh. You can fake it, but not reliably. Then that's true. When something hits as funny, the prefrontal cortex, like if I have to do, you've ever have been a thing

we have to laugh for like a something you're shooting. Yeah. It's brutal, dude. It's brutal. But so what happens is you start laughing fake and then you have to like laugh at your own fake laugh to make it sense. Right. That's how I have.

Right. When something hits is funny, the prefrontal cortex processes the incongruity. Right. Okay. Dopamine fires. The amygdala gets down regulated and cortisol drops within seconds. So the trope of the Bill Murray character and Ghostbusters. Wow.

Get it? The dominant theory is benign violation. Now this ties into a joke I make, which is that laughter should consent is for sexual intercourse and religion. It is not for laugh should be you didn't want to and I made you do it.

Yeah, right. And now you've got to lie back and enjoy it. Yeah. But it's not physically harm me. I'm helping you. Right. You're going to take it. You're going to laugh whether you want to or not.

The chaos magician speaks. I'm undoing the damage of a chaos magician by being funny. By casting spells? I think it's reversed because casting spells is the choice. charm. I'm trying to undo that. Okay, sure. That's wizards don't do that. They don't get curses off of people. Or they also don't mention Jesus in a positive light like I just did. Yes, they do. Yeah, they mention a Christ consciousness, which like, what? Do you know there's a lot of references to the, you can find

like people talking about the historic Jesus. He was mostly referred to as a magician. Yes, by people, okay, by people don't like him. Hold on. We'll get to that. Your brain encounters a mismatch and resolves it in an unexpected but coherent way. This is why laughter breaks hypnotic and desote. This is the key to it. Disassociate. It breaks dissociative states so effectively. Trans involves narrowed attention,

reduced critical evaluation, and absorption in a single narrative. So that's why I'm not going to be invited to Peter Thiel's fucking blood prostitute island. Because I'm going to break, like, they want to know you're in, it's like being a fucking, being with Mariah Carey and her entourage.

Are you in or out? Yep. Or hingecliffs on tour. Laughter disrupts all of it at once. It forces the executive brain back online. Magic is to force the executive brain offline. That's your definition. That's the definition of Satanists, magicians, all of them.

That's why we need, dude, chanting. I need your brain in a theta wave state. Now, again, I'm not saying... What's wrong with a theta wave state? I'm not saying anything at all time. I'm not saying anything wrong. with it intrinsically. It's the motive and whatever is behind getting you in that state.

That is the intent. So maybe I want you to pay, maybe I want you to drink my jizz and tell you it's a magic potion. Okay. Maybe I want to fucking make a kid cool saying my butt is broken. These people, because at the end of the day, it boils down to all these practices of these fucking,

here's the main difference. They all are at the, the core, fine with doing stuff to kids. That's the problem. Well, that's what it is. Eve,

whatever, okay, I don't know with a real story of Eve. Whoever the fuck Eve is, that's a child being taken advantage of by a serpent. Right. A Nahash. Right. Who then is punished by being pushed into a 2D

prison like Superman 2. Wait, wait, hold on with the 2D prison stuff. Wait, I think what you're hitting a part here stage hypnosis, hypnotist actively avoid humor during induction. Wow. Really? No shit.

The induction phase. you don't want humor because you need them. Look, it's like, look at this candle and focus on the candle I talk. So I'm trying to switch your brain. Right. Now, it's very hard if someone, you can hypnotize someone who doesn't want to be hypnotized, but it's a lot harder than getting consent. Now, think of the consent inviting a vampire in your house or whatever.

My job's easier if I can trick you into consent. Yeah. So I brought up Gary Gygax before. He did put the names of real spells. Now, you could just say, okay. he's just doing research to make a cool, entertaining game. I'm not condemning him, even though that's what that was. It's basically like a Ouija board by Parker Brothers.

You know what? They're tricking you, or baseball, baseball. Hold on. This is where. They're tricking you into manual. They're doing a sigil magic at a grand scale. So that's why the Illuminati card game that people go, why is it predict? And when I finally looked into the shit with it,

oh, of course, Robert Anton Wilson and his discordia church are involved. That swirl, by the way, is like their search for, I thought it was just pedo shit, but it's a search. Whatever dimension they go in, they only find a new formula and they don't find God like they want to. So fucking, anyway, he's doing chaos magic. Robert Anton Wilson, those books about the Illuminati. And I can tell by like, first of all, the first book,

I'm like, get to it. Oh, you're going to tell me a lot of interesting stories? All right, I'll listen. I'm going through it. Then I get to the part where his daughter dies, and I think he, in my opinion, he sacrificed her because he comes off like Eric Clapton singing tears in heaven. He's friends with Yuri Geller, Dr. Pujah Rich, who's a piece of shit.

Okay, he's dead now. I don't know who Pujarich is. His son is on, Danny Jones, Julian Dory, and Jesse Michaels talking about the nine. You know the nine? Yeah, well, only because you've explained it to me, but you've heard of the nine? Okay, they're alien, put the nine. Dr. Pujah, I mean, I don't know how you're going to spell Puvarich. Pooha.

P-U-H-A-R-I-C-H. And I texted Jesse Michaels after this, who was a guest on our show in the future in our past episodes we did. What is it, P-U-A-R-R-C-H. P-U-H-R-C-H. He's basically Professor X. Andre-A-P-R-E-H. Yeah, that's the guy. The Council of Nine, ever hear of the Galactic Federation?

Yeah, sure, of course. Yeah, would you hear about it? Star Trek? Oh, yeah, that's one. But I mean the one that people started saying was real? You mean like you're talking about like the alien? Comes from a lot of Israelis, first of all. By the way, either Georgia, I think it's, it's either Sitchin or maybe Sitchin, not a Damsky.

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Who's also behind the current disclosure, Lawrence Rockefeller. The scumbag Rockefeller's... Wait, hold on. Let's go one point at time here, man. The idea of the nine, let's see, first became widely known in the 1950s through a scientist named Dr. Andresia Pua Rich, a respected inventor and researcher into the powers of the mind.

During a session with an Indian mystic name, Dr. D.G. Vanad, something unexpected happened. A group of entities calling themselves the nine began speaking through the mystic, claiming to the ancient cosmic intelligence who have guided humanity since the beginning of time. Now you might be thinking,

this sounds like some new age nonsense. I'll just stop you right there. New age nonsense. That meditation space in the UN, that is new age nonsense. The purpose of new age nonsense, and it particularly preys on women and dues are kind of a little bit swishy,

is pure right brain. It is designed from top. the bottom by hardcore Satanus, okay? Mark Passio, last time he was on, who used to run the grotto in Philly for Anton LeVay. Yeah. I love the guy, because I go way out there. He don't go as far as I say.

Yeah, yeah. But he tells you the nuts and bolts and his people from all walks of life are in this shit. And they were going, boy, what do you see the new, new age shit? So they're taking little bits, just like Blotovsky, as you call her, did. Blotovsky.

I'm taking bits of your spiritual traditions. I'm alchemically making them into a new thing. Yes. And then I'm going to sell it to your dumbass. The goal being, you're going to be my slave. Religio means to constrain. Okay? So I believe in God and I just said Jesus.

You love Jesus. Why wouldn't I? I do too. Okay. And it has to do with the nine is why. Okay. So here's the, now he already is skipping a massive chunk of history that I got from Mark Windows, Windows on the World Podcast, if you want to be a

educated on ancient Egyptian crowd control, which is what magic is. So who were the nine? Now, had I not seen Mark's video and then look this up, it's a free book called the Dissociation Dissociation of the Darkness. It came out in like 19-0-something. It's a guy who is an inner member of Freemasons, and it's the secret history of where a Freemasonry came from, which you never hear, but it's free online and anybody can find it.

Where does it come from? I'll tell you. If I had read this, before I saw Mark Windows or had heard all this, the nine garbage, I would think it was just some anti-Semitic thing

from when people were paranoid, but I can't even find shit online saying that about it. People don't even mention it. Herod Agrippa, that's the grandson of the Herod that killed all the babies because...

Yeah, yeah, yeah. This astrogenetics thing goes back a long way. They read horoscopes, real ones, not the ones you get as a fucking idiot. Right. You might be able to see a real one.

Not the newspaper ones. You know, you keep saying I'm in the bloodlines. You know what my answer to that is? What? You're a wizard. But again, you're taking it like I'm condemning you. I'm just telling you it is what it is. I'm not condemning you.

I just think you at you. Dude, there's a book called The Gospel of All Creatures, Clones, Hybrids, something. It's, I swear to God, a book about how if you're a clone or a hybrid lizard or a chimera, you can have. And it sounds like somehow have a movie, like a, a, uh, a, it's a, I swear to have a movie. But that's somebody Christian is shit that made that. Because that's a genuine. No, everybody gets a free choice of what they want. I really like that book.

And it's somebody who's aware of these programs because guess what the chimeras, we made them. Anyway, the nine, Harriet Agrippa, close friends with Caligula. That's crazy. Well, he's a rich kid. You want to see something cool? Well, Josh, pull up Collegula's ring.

Have you ever seen this shit? The thing fists you with? No, you could actually like this. They found Collegula's ring, I think. Caligula's ring. It's beautiful. It's C.A. It's not Chiligula.

Look at that. Sapphire. Look at this. Believe to depict. This is, wow. How fucking cool is that. Wouldn't you like that ring? Look at that beautiful ring.

Just look deep into that range. Look. I don't care about it. No, look into the ring. Look into the ring. Do you see the ring? If I'm a wizard, why would I fall for that? Okay.

So Herodigrippa is the grandson of the Herod who killed all the kids to avoid. You know the story of the three magi. Yeah, sure. A magi is an Aryan wizard. Okay? So when you see magic eyes only on that fake document, they're referencing Aryan wizards from Persia.

Yeah, absolutely. The three magi or wise men. Wise men is what they turn it. That's what a wizard is. Yeah. That's exactly what I'm, that's why you should take what I'm saying is a compliment. I think you can look at me and see him a wise man.

Okay. The three magi were not like good guys or something. They were sent to tell Herod where Jesus, in the story. Again, hey, maybe it's all made up. I don't know, but the story is this. Herod is chart in the stars because he does Babylonian black sigil magic. They all do this shit. They all, all the tippy top, the presidents, kings, all of them think they come.

They're the real star seeds when you hear that dumb shit. Right. And they're charting someone's going to be born that's going to interfere with some plan I have, okay? Or someone's going to be born that can threaten my power. Right. And they make sure to get them killed. That's like a pre-born assassination thing that goes back a long time. It's in the Bible if you believe in the Bible.

So anyway, the star that leads the three magi to Christ? Yes. Yeah, that ain't a good guy or something. I do not agree with your interpretation at all. This is terrible. You're trying to say the three magi were snitches. Well, no, they ended up going, oh, this is the story is that they go there. I'm talking about the intentions.

Okay. Okay. But so, Griske is born anyway. Okay. And this, as you know, parallels the Moses story where they call. 100%. Okay. But the reason of parallels is because there's a practice going on for a long time is how I would take it.

So this always goes on. The practice being, we need to eliminate any emergence of something that breaks, they have not expelled. Now, why? And I really thought about like, okay, what's the? mechanics of that it's like we know when these positions of various shits going on in the sky a certain radio station's coming in and somebody who's got the right genetics is going to pick up that radio station right you get it right yeah we got to we got to avoid that at all cost imagine if herod had 23 in me holy fucking shit like back then they had to use sometimes what i'm thinking

about everyone's sending their DNA i do get i think about herod because i think about like well not that Herod. That's the grandpa. No, you know what I mean. I think about the practice you're talking about. The suppression of it. It's well known. In fact, Hamilton from Hamilton's pharmacopoeia talks about the CIA giving those horoscope computers to third world leaders who all believe in that.

And the computers would tell them things that we want them to think. Okay? Whoa. Oh, being a spy or an intel agent is called the dark arts because that's what it is. So you give them some kind of bullshit computer. that can manipulate them. That's insane. Well, thank goodness that is happening right now

that we're not being given some technology that's manipulating us right now. That would be terrible. Yesterday in the car, you said the thing that's right is that forcing us into two D. Anyway, okay, so the nine. In this book, Disciation of the Darkness, Herod and his eight friends,

one of them is named Hiram Abuel, A-B-I-U-I-U-I-U-R. I thought it was a bib. Abif. here's what they did. So Christianity is spreading at a crazy rate. Now, you'll, I know, you probably have talked to people that will tell you about Caesar's Messiah, where, like, Caesar invented Christ out a whole cloth to control, make people not. I've heard that bullshit.

Okay, now here's why I don't believe it. Because I don't believe in, you can look right around you today, and you can see top-down things. They only work for so long, okay, like BLM. That's a top-down NGO thing to gin up, and then they put bricks out for people. Yeah, the bricks. And then now you're, and everybody's traumatized. We take one. Shit that happens all the time.

And by the way, again, cops kill white guys more the most, not black guys. I'm not trying, it's not a contest, but that's the facts. Why do you hate cops? I don't. We're going to miss them when those Tesla bots come in, I promise you that. So, so. You know, yeah, you know, you know, maybe we should have had humans and maybe paid them right. I guess if you don't pay them right

you get corrupt cops right when a robot dog is fucking dragging you into a hole yeah dude you can't spray it you know like nets like I mentioned to you nets solves a little problem so here's how I view the spread of Christianity so quickly

in that in ancient time is populism okay what are the elites all first of all populism is a word invented as an insult by the elites back when um yeah right it's always an insidst

so think of all the times poor and this has happened many times, but they successfully break it up. Poor white farmers and blacks put aside. They don't like each other officially because they're ordered not to like each other. And then go, hey, I think we're getting screwed here. I mean, you could Fred. Hasn't Marx call that class

consciousness? Like, you start recognizing like the brilliance. That's right. And now you have to understand, though, we're doing dialectic. So the same people that are, the whole goal of this is actually a feminine kind of practice. Because what you're doing is, if you're being a

comic on stage. Yeah. You're doing actually a feminine energy power, which people don't get that. If I'm doing it right, the times I do well at it, it's not a lot, but when I do, I notice it. Yeah. Because it sounds different because they're laughing. Yeah.

I become the room. So there's nothing you could do to me because I'm the room motherfucker. Right, right. You blink. I've seen it. I know exactly what you mean. So you're absorbing them. All this dumb shit, I stole this from Mike Malice, and it ain't no way Mike don't

know these principles. I'm going to get it. He's going to admit he knows him. I know he knows them because I stole this from him when he would wear a costume and go on Rogan or any, dude, you crack me up wearing a gilly suit at the start of COVID. I texted a joke. That was one of the funniest things.

I made me laugh so much. And Malice does something so funny because he'll be wearing some, like, stupid thing. And you forget he has it on while he's talking. And then you remember again. So some people are like, I understand why does he have that on? Oh, my God. In the comments. And then when I would watch it, I would be like,

Because he, I love hanging out of him. He's an interesting dude. So we would talk. So I'll forget he's got this dumb shit on. And then I remember it makes me laugh. Yeah. That's called projecting your domain. Right.

If you want to be an anime queer, domain expansion, if you want to be a little fairy that likes anime. Domain expansion? It's from some fucking anime. Don't the pickup artists call it framing? I saw this funny thing with Sam Hyde. Sam Hyde had all this. No, they called frame.

Say that again? They call it framing? I think, I think so. Exactly what I'm talking about. Can you pull up, we probably can't show up. Pull up Sam Hyde. I don't know what his new podcast is. It looks so funny.

Pull up Sam Hyde with pickup artists. It's really funny. Pickup artists are a massive, that's a form of it. That's probably a low level. No, NLP, neuro-linguistic programming. That is wizardry. Yeah, I know. And all my other wizard friends tell me that too.

What was it called? Yeah, with pickup artists. I think this is it. Hopefully we can find on YouTube probably. It's Sam, no, pull up. He is so fucking. You see who he's teaching women to. be funny.

It's this one. No, it's not that one. It's newer. Go back. Oh, this, yeah. Go to the top one. That's his pickup artist. That's not it.

It's a new one. You're not going to be able to find it because of Sam high and that. Look, look, I'm going to figure what I'm going to say. So, okay, so it's a feminine thing to do that. It's a feminine. So you know, Odin, he is missing one eye because he learned how to do magic. The All Father. But it's a big deal that he learned magic because traditionally in that culture, magic is for women.

Oh. Now, the. The irony is so few women are good. The women that are good at stand-up are good at it, but the ones that are not good at or not, because ironically, they don't understand it's a feminine energy that you're putting out. It's receptive.

People don't, it's not putting it. I'm tricking, so is judo. I mean, a lot of things are that. Right. And like the reed is feminine. Okay, I can't get you the going on this, so I like, flow like water. Right.

You understand? Yeah. So that's what all that shit is. That's it. So, and by the way, society's set up to make you, you know, the unity of opposite. is the dialectic thing.

I want to point this out, male and female are not opposite. What a stupid thing to say. They're not fire and water. Male and female are complementary like salt and pepper. You understand? Sure.

They're not opposite. So the first lie you're getting from high up occult is, on purpose, to split your fucking brain into retard sections so that you can have a channel on here where like

the dumbest guys and one kind of smart guy and the dumbest fat whores argue about what's wrong with relationships. So dumb. It has, nothing to do with shit.

Right. Okay, but that's the goal. And so people that start learning this shit, when I realize some people instinctively can do this without, so, you know Steve Byrne, right? Sure. So Steve Byrne. Comic.

Yeah. I'm sitting there. He does this, like, bit where, like, some lady sits and he brings people from the audience to, like, dance. I was, like, waiting for the next show to go on. And I look up and I'm like, oh, is he doing a hypnotist act? because perfect strangers from the crowd are going up and they're dancing like crazy

and there's lights and Steve's got a very good voice right right he has the voice like out of Dune he's got the voice and Steve was always a charming guy he always got hot girl I remember I don't want a long time he was always like a guy

like if you're going out with the boys or whatever he'd be a good guy to have so he's just unconsciously doing it I asked him if he took hypnotism because he's been in Vegas right he's like what no and I was like dude that's exactly what they that bit you do it was just like a bit but it looked like I thought they were going to start being a chicken or something right and and so there's people that

you know some guys are good of picking up chicks and some aren't and mystery and the and those people were teaching guys how to do nLP right they don't normally have it right um but yeah they call it at least in this one it was really funny because it was like one of those pickup artists accusing sam Hyde of or just saying you're framing is you know but it's actually maybe a little different from what you're talking about. No, framing is a great term. Pulling someone back into your bubble. Yes, that's exactly.

You live in my domain. Right. So now, now, and you've been trained your whole life in the way narratives work, so now I'm the main character. Yeah. Right? Hold on, wait, hold on, I got to look at something. We have time.

Cool. I don't have to. I'm fine. So the nine, by the way, in this book, Disciation of the Darkness, it's about, they weren't called Freemasons. It was called Masonry. It was based on the Temple of Solomon. Yeah.

mythology rebuilding it but i want to point out solomon when he started doing magic that's when he was the bad guy of the story everyone we all whoever claims to be a believer in shit and read this should know that i don't know why i have to as a guy who's not a member of anything explain it but i do you're just so close wizard you're just so close but like it's you're so close you're already practicing magic no i got full license from god to do what i'm doing well that's what god like that's just no i know god it's in there don't don't don't do that. The reason you don't do that is because it's like don't go on the dark web and jerk off to pornoes you find there without a, you know, you're going into a, the astral is a place that you don't

know shit about because you're fucking blind. But you go there. No. Come on. Not willingly. Don't act like you haven't been there. I have been there. I know. Not willingly ever. But as it, we're having them recurring. How did you end up there? Uh, recurring dreams. But you don't think you did that willingly? I know I didn't. It was terrifying. It was horrible. What did you not like about it? I guess the witch waiting to kill me and all, well, not kill me, but get my fear up to a certain level, then dig her fucking nails under my armpits and hold me up and... Do you know about Mall World?

Yes, because Dr. Heather Lind told me about it and the chick that is the... What's her name? It's hot as hell. The one from Tony Show, she was a gay kid. Have you ever been there? I don't believe so, but... In the Astral Realm, Mall World. Okay.

It's not really a mall, but have you ever been there? It's a lot more about sewer pipes and fucking... It's just a city. It sounds like a Nickelodeon. You ever been there? No. Well, I don't know. What would I...

I'm just curious because, like, I have no doubt you've like, you know, the astral dream when you go, I agree with you. By the way, I absolutely don't like it whenever I end up there. You have been to Mallworld. I know. I've been to the, I've had astral dreams. And I don't, I really like... How? Okay.

Why would you say it's astral? Because I have a specific reason why I would say mine would be. But I don't know for you, but I think why the ones I had, I think that. I have a reason. Well, number one, it's completely distinct from other dreams. Like, it's a completely different thing. There's a... In what way?

Lucidity to the beings that are over there that you don't have in other dreams. There's a distinction, a differentiation from your... Like, most regular dreams I have are kind of like a, you know... You figure them out later. It's swirling, you know. know, just sort of like, astral dreams have this very focused, like, clarity to them. Well, if you could keep going to one location, so in a dream, I don't know if you know, like, most dreams, like, you can't go back to a place you were just at.

And that's exactly right. When you return to these places and it's the same place. That's a very strange thing. So, okay, I told you I had the hag, the night hag for years. I didn't know you were dealing with that bitch. Agrat Bot Mahalot, I think. You were getting the hag, sitting on your chest? No, so much worse than that. No, it was like that movie, uh, weapons.

The horror movie that was his name made from, uh, the kids, boys kids you know? Pull up weapons. You can see that? It's a good movie. No, I never saw it. Oh, and also Mahal and Drive, the, the, the, Mahalo and Drive, the, there you go. That's a better for, that's exactly right. Okay, yeah, great. Yeah, okay, great. So, so, so much. Mahalo and drive is, yeah, right. They would terrify me so fucking much that I started lucid dreaming because the fear the fear would make me realize it was a dream I was that scared yeah okay and then I would start flying to get away from her in my dream I would fly to people I know and I'd be like check out I'm flying yeah and they would never look yeah I'm like like hey like this right and it wouldn't look right

and it used to be like though it used to bother me and then I'm like oh did I fucking project and I'm they they're not going to see me right but like I said I don't know I did used to wake up screaming quite a lot as an adult and say crazy things. Like there's a laser in my eye. Jail type. If you talk to Big J, and ask him shit I would do. Dude.

And I would wake up in my 20s a lot. And I would have this feeling. I remember saying like I don't even believe in a soul like this, but I would have, I feel like my soul is being pulled out of my body. So I wake up like I'm putting, grabbing me back in. Yeah, it's scary. Okay.

So. Wait, did you get the vibrations? Do you feel like your body was going Very common in those dreams That's like in journeys out of the body That's like a very I don't remember if I got the I don't know if I can remember the vibrate

I know the vibration I know the vibration you're talking about And I don't If I felt that I don't remember it I really don't So you know Oh There's the Chinese man

No it was the chick that plays the witch She's very good Pull up Mall World Josh Maul World like dream recurring dream But the wall world thing is specifically with like Lightly colored

Here wait I'll read it There you go right there That's a good It's basically like Yeah it feels like the backrooms Kind of like one reason people like the back rooms Well I could chase by a big giant head That was floating looking for me

And I had run through the mall in the limited mall type Liminal reality space But like the astral realm is like there's all these little I think sort of location in it where... Well, if you've been a little kid going to small as a kid, and so if you think about it,

I don't really know what it is, but everybody as a little kid has been to stores like that, at least in America, and you, like, so we all have a construct in our heads. That's what I've thought to. That is adding to the...

Young birthday, when you're a kid at a birthday party, it's kind of scary and weird. So, I mean, it's fully possible. But the thing in the mall world, specifically that I've heard, where it's like every single fucking night, Okay

I've heard that like Crowley's you can find actual statues that like people like Crowley have built out there like monuments and stuff that they can they've constructed little temples and sites that you can go to I never went to one of those Okay um here we go Mall World some people in my discord discussing the mall world dream and brought up bacteria worm goo world they said there's a redid about a recurring dream where people are trapped in a flat white room and getting engulfed in a electric worms self replicating from various colored goo and it came with a bad smell and

what's her name had the dream and it was like a sewer she was in in the mall I was like whoa and so I've been to now okay hold on me just stop you there when I was having this spate of dreams going there thank God they've stopped that there is I've been to bathing I've been to the sewer there I've been to this I know what you're talking about it's a horrible place I've been there would you know anything else about it it was like from what I recall it's it's like and, you know, sewer tunnels. There's a subterranean sludgy sewer tunnels where there were these two horrible human beings in the fucking gloop.

They were sitting in it enjoying it. They liked sitting in the muck and the filth. And they were like, what's horrible about these dreams? Oh, that's, okay, go ahead. They're aware of you. Like, that's what's really horrible about it is they're aware of you. And this, what's also horrible about it is this place as miserable as it is. It does have a magnetic quality to it.

You kind of like it. It's like, it's hard to explain. There's a sense of, um, what the name of the fucking guy? There's a sense of freedom or something there that's not here. There's a sense of like, uh, when, like when the pandemic happened, you know, where like, it was horrible, but then also everything's kind of empty. Where's like Nergel's garden from 40K? Nergels garden.

I don't know what that is. The god of rot and decay and he has a garden of disgusting. And he's the, he, they call him the grandfather because it's, it's lore. It was more sub, it was more like a literal, like, there's, the, the, the place has like a, it looks intentional. It looks built. You know what I mean? It didn't.

And as far as I could recall, it's only like shitty apartments with beings in it, like with people in it. Wait, do you say apartments? Well, yeah, there's apartments there. People live there. You ever have,

this is a really, okay, so there's only a few where I have where I'm like, they stand out from other things that are dreams to me, right? But one where it's like a city that is definitely underground.

Everything's black. There's light, little lights come out of the window. doesn't shit, but it's like a, I don't describe it as like this black fucking city. Horrible place. It didn't feel horrible, felt like it wouldn't be that bad. When you're talking about the magnetism of it? Yeah, it should know, that's the thing.

It was like if you were going to New York City's soul. That, it's cool, but you don't want to you. It's cool. And it's also like the beings that live there, at least the ones I totally have met the same people there a few times. Wait, let me pay and I'll tell you about the night. Plug the Mystery Boys, which releases... What's next Thursday?

21st? The 21st, okay. I want that old promo again? What's the old promo? Of the MK Ultra episode. They made a great promo. Yeah, send me that, and I'll play it at the beginning. Well, yeah, I'll play at the beginning.

They better use the fucking songs I made for the show. Remember that? I'm sure they will. They're really good at that shit. Okay, let's do it. Okay. All right, so here's the nine. Wait, hold on.

And we're back. But yeah, this is a real tinkle I had. Hey, three-claw podcast, we did it, boys. Fuck yeah. The nine. Here's what the nine are. And the nine pop up in the game Destiny 2, or probably Destiny. They pop up over it.

It's a sci-fi trope. The nine Galactic Council, but nobody knows what they are. Well, guess what? In dissipation of the darkness, it's Herod Agrippa and his eight friends who invented the masons. And his friend, Hiramabuel, who ends up being killed by wild dogs. Like, he disappeared. They couldn't find him.

found his body and, you know, people get killed by dogs back then randomly. Those are rough times. Yeah. They, as a tribute, they go the Hiram Abiff fucking story. Wow. Right. Now, is this different from the Hiram Ab-B-E-E-T. He's Hiram Ab-A-B-R-U-L.

Hy-B-F-F is made up. Shut the fuck. Shut up. Stupid bitch. What the fuck? It's different from the, it's two different high-rooms is what I'm trying to establish. year. No, well, one's fictitious based on as a tribute to their friend.

But so the problem was Christianity was spreading very quickly. Okay? Yeah. And he, Herod, Agrippa is king of the Jews. Do you know how he died, by the way? He was eaten up by worms from the inside of his body while he was, people in the Coliseum, like, he's a god. He came out with bling on.

What? It's in the Bible. What is, shit. I don't remember what book it is, but you find it. So he created, he's a Babylon. and black magician. Yeah. You understand?

And him and his eight friends, okay? They call themselves the nine. Or the chained nine because they have made an oath that is so heavy. No one can ever get out of it. Wow.

So when you're contacting them, I bet you're contacting a bunch of old Jews from back in fucking... What the fuck? And that makes sense as to why there's so much, all the UFO shit has Israeli stink all over it.

How so? Third Eye Atlas from Avi Loeb. Pull up that. Israeli, there's like an Israeli general. Galactic Federation is why like you put up. Pull up, wait, pull up, there's an actual Israeli high-ranking officer talking about this thing that you're talking about.

When he's from units, it's like 82 or something, that's the Israeli Sciop Division. Israeli officers saying contact of aliens. Yeah, yeah, wait, wait, Galactic Federation. Saying Galactic Federation. Yo, the Galactic Federation bullshit has been connected to Israel for years since like 47, you know,

whenever it was founded. Is that weird? Hamishad, the former head of Israel's defense ministry space directorate claimed in a Yetiot are in that interview that a galactic federation of extraterrestrials exist. He alleged that U.S. and Israeli officials have been in contact with him, citing a secret Mars base and a desire by aliens to avoid mass hysteria. Your protein drinks should work as hard as you do. That's why booster juice is hitting the gym harder than ever, brother. Meet your new gym buddies, the way too good, and green gains booster mixers. Two new ripped and refreshing menu options that bench some serious protein.

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is the one to look into the one who disappeared. I don't remember her name is, but Red Coala Panda posts a lot of great shit on Twitter. He, it wasn't even a real interview. They were just talking on Zoom. Like how I did with Lynn Buchanan and Sean Patrick Haslett, but he put it out.

We found anti-gravity probably like four times, 100%. Yeah, right. I don't mean we, I didn't do shit, but... They did. Now, Dr. Heather Lynn, if you subscribe to a substack and you should, was explaining about the broken

class. Instead of the I think of the broker class. Like real estate brokers, but of the universe. Okay. So at every level, like a fractal.

Yeah. And energy can't be created or destroyed except there's going to be a heat death of the universe and there's entropy. How's that possible? Right.

How? Someone's skimming off the fucking top like a fucking casino. Well, or like a black hole? These fucking scum-fuck parasite motherfucking

dragon blood families, they create entropy and they use the energy. That's how they live. The same way Israel exists by creating on purpose anti-Semitism. That is a fuel

because Jews never wanted to live in Israel. They wanted to live in New York, which is or Hollywood, you know, places that don't suck. But they needed to make people want to go there. They're still trying to do it now, even though most of the Jews

that have any sense fled the fuck out. Right. The people left now are those whack-job settlers, that one guy that ain't bread that looks like goofy. I got friends out there. They must be. be crazy. They're not crazy.

No. Who's your friend? Oh, Larry Ellison. I'm kidding. Larry doesn't go there. The Rothschilds who Theodore Hurtzl convinced to get on board with this. I can't remember which Rothschild. He was like, I don't care about that. Why would I care about it? I'm doing great in England where I'm like, great. No, I know what you mean, though. I mean, it's a, like, my friends who live out there's a terrifying place to live. You got sirens going off all the time. It's fucking like, obviously like the epicenter that could start World War III. Oh, my friend Roseanne.

Roseanne Barr, who I haven't seen in a long time since Thanksgiving. One of best Thanksgiving's I ever had. I bet. Yeah, dude, it was like the show. Remember the show credits when she's laughing? Yeah. That's how fucking fun it was, dude. I see Jake.

I still see Jake or son who fucking really love that guy. Yeah. What a great time, man. And I wish I knew the shit I knew now. Because Roseanne told me she was raised Orthodox, Jewish, and Mormon. Wow. And we're getting hot because it would be like a play date that Jake would stuff. I can hang out, Rosie.

I miss what I was there Anyway he would um She goes You know I was raised Orthodox Jewish and Mormon And I went That's weird She was yeah That was it

I didn't understand I don't know I don't know if she was trying to tell me something then Or it just came out And I didn't have the eyes to Or the eyes to hear it Yeah right What was the message She was satanically abused by her witch parents is the message

There ain't no such thing as Orthodox, Jewish, and Mormon. I've never heard of that. Well, you have because when Charlie Kirk got kosher slaughtered in a mass ritual. Which is so insane. By the way, you'll find more about that on the Mystery Boys, premiering next Thursday, this third. They were always going to kill Charlie Kirk. They were always going to kill him, but they were going to wait until he was president because when you do a king kill 33, we'll call it based on what's his name's book.

Merrin's book. No, I give it to you, the Twilight Language. Didn't Marin have a book called King Kill? No, Merrin talks about King Kill. Forget it. It's another thing. Marin talks about King Kill, but he's that stupid about other things. I find that hard to believe.

No, Marin, like, was, like, didn't, like, Marin, like, have, like, a, I think he wrote a book. Look up Merrin going. You're talking about Jerusalem syndrome, which is a syndrome people get where they think they're the Messiah because they went to Jerusalem. No, didn't Marin go nuts or something? And he was hanging out with Januson? No, Jerusalem syndrome. That's what you're talking about.

The book, I read it. He gave it to me when I met him. He gave me a signed copy of it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I didn't ask for it, but I was grateful to get it. You don't may not imply I wasn't grateful to get it because I read it in one shit. It was that. Good book.

Very interesting. And that's a real syndrome, Jerusalem syndrome. Right. I know. Yeah, people go to Israel and they lose their fucking shit. They think they're the Messiah. Okay. I don't think that's some, like, I don't think that's a materialist explanation like some people would.

But anyway. There's a lot of energy there. when you kill the king, now let's take all the cold out of it. Oh yeah, this is good. This is good. The people that do this

by doing a public execution message to the masses ritual, the energy released by killing a king is the power to change reality itself. Right. Now that sounds very fantastic, but it's not. JFK died.

It changed reality. After 9-11, everything changed. Remember that? Remember that old fucking chestnut? Yeah. Yeah, it sure did. They altered reality. I want to point out to everybody,

I mean, I don't know who's dumb enough to think the Iran war went well or is going well or is going to stop. You'd have to be so dumb. It's just, you'd have to be literally being paid to not notice what's in front of your dumb, cunt face. Right. Which is why you see people acting like it wasn't a debacle from a controlled Manchurian candidate president.

Right. Who faked, by the way, Butler is faked. I didn't want to believe it because a guy really died. and I know there's another side that don't like Trump so why wouldn't they try to kill him? Nah, it's from Exodus, blood on the right ear and the wrist in your ankle to signal

you're a willing servant to Israel. It's some kind of initiation. It's Habad, the moonies of Jews. Wow. Habad, my friend Modi talks glowingly about. He goes, what, it's just a network of Jews. They'd fucking, yeah, Modi, you get... Keep trying to not be gay, Modi, also, by the way.

I'm sure it'll work. Who's Modi? A good guy I like him, but I mean, it's sad to watch him talk about. A lot of my friends. The cur-critual things fucked up too, though, man. So Trump is a willing servant of Israel. That's why we're getting the Solomon Temple ballroom. Again, this is not normal Jew shit.

The Torah, Ari Shafir, they didn't do Kabbalah where Ari went to Yeshua. They didn't do that. Right. He goes, well, that's some kind of like, and I know what he's talking about. It's exactly like if you grew up Christian, hear this whack-job shit that people say as Christian. Kabbalah, okay, which Rosanna's in, and Jake is in. I know. I think Loriana Kabbalah, because I text him to ask,

if you didn't text me back, and I bet it is that. That's not good. That's what Habat is. So the genocide and the maniac things, and the absolute insanity you're watching. It's like some kind of Jewish cult. Yeah, they're worse than the evangelical. People go, oh, the evangelicals.

No, I know. The retard evangelicals here, those are just Noah hides. You know what Noah hide is? No. Yeah, it's not in anything a Christian, would ever fucking hear about. But Khabad comes up with the seven laws of Noah. That's from the Babylonian Talmud.

So that's basically, if you ever didn't like Muslims because they have Sharia law and you would be a dimmy that pays dimmy tax as a second class citizen for not being a Muslim. Okay. That's the Jewish version called Noah Hyde. Noah Hyde. Yeah. So whatever you hear bad about a Muslim in Sharia law, just know that the fucking blessed in motherfucking state of Israel

has the same plan for you. It's called Noah Hyde. And your head chopped off like they're Muslims. What the fuck? That's why there's all this footage, them smashing. They turn that Jesus. You know, they're in Lebanon and they smashed. Yeah, what the fuck was that?

Well, I was trying... Hold that up, Josh. What was that? I wanted to give them the benefit of the doubt, and I assume they just thought it was a Red Cross worker. They were doing that too. Doctors Without Borders. They just thought they were found a doctor's out borders.

so of course they crucified him upside down and hit his head with a sledgehammer but that's what Israel does. Well, it was that? And we're at a very crazy point now, dude, because even Sam Harris, one of the greatest thinkers of our time. Why did they do that? Because they, okay,

here's why they did it. So that Netanyahu could condemn it. Oh my God, that's so fucking. The dialectic. What the fuck. So now here's how magically trained every retard in this country is. And I blame Disney for this.

Wow. Most people don't know that they just executed most of the population of Gaza, men, women, and children who did nothing. They don't care about real human lives. But this really offended a lot of people. Okay, let me stop you there because this is what I think a lot of people don't understand. Or maybe you guys do. I don't know. Never mind the genocide.

They broke a statue. Yeah, right. That's called magic, you inverted fucking inbreeds. That's the last straw. You broke something that looks like it should be at a Christian pup-put course. The nine were a bunch of Zionist Babylonian black magicians that, necromancers like Gene Roddenberry and your government talk to. So, and here's why, here's what's

amazing, because when someone debunks shit, they're going to go, well, these traditions don't really go back. It doesn't matter they'll go back that time. The scam goes back that far. And if you want to channel stuff, you'll hear the same scam. And I found example after example after example. You mean this? Jesus had a wife, Mary Magdalene. And that was the key to everything. That's not the key to everything. That's absolute nonsense. If you believe that

you must be a fuck tard. Right. Or a liar that's pushing it. The Da Vinci Code shit. The Da Vinci Code shit is gibberish based on real shit. Tracy Twyman did that real research. Right. So I would suggest you look that up. Okay, wait. Unfortunately, I have to go to my job after this. So, um...

Okay, a bunch of sick fuck from back in Atlanta days. They were humans or whatever the fuck, transhumans, are trapped in a 2D plainer prison, like General Zod from Superman Part 2. Now, what happens if I squish Duncan down in two dimensions? You break off into splinters. So Baphimet is a splinter of cane in her cosmology, and I think she's not wrong.

Shattered fragments of dark gods. And then we put parasites in you to tune into those so they can look through your eyes and eventually take you over. And the externalization of the hierarchy will be these implanted parasite-possessed fucking people with the old gods in them. Get ready for it. Find out more about this very important new discovery.

The nine are a bunch of old Jews. You're going to find out about the nine. Not the good Torah kind, the Kabbalah kind. Let's say that you support Israel, please. The modern state of Israel? What do you mean I support it? Say you do. I pay taxes, so of course I do.

Thank you. And you got to watch on Thursday. If you paid taxes, you support Israel. Exactly. And keep paying those taxes. Let's show that Mystery Boys promo on the way out. Thanks for coming on the show, man. Thanks, I can't wait for people to see what we've been working on. Next time on Mystery Boys.

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And again, I, you know, I don't want to get woke on everybody. Please. Please don't. That is the last thing we need in this. I don't, I don't want to get woke. Oh, not funny. That's not funny.

That's not funny. Oh, he's got a fat house. Oh, I'm laughing so hard. Oh, yeah, there's really people that look like that. What do you want to live in some of these communist countries where they tell you what to do and think? Or do you want to live in a country that we, you know, you don't get to know that they're doing that. And continuing until approximately 1970. Now, MK Ultra is very misunderstood.

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