Duncan Trussell Family Hour - 753: The Firehose of Falsehood

Episode Date: May 24, 2026

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And all the wonderful not just like psychological technologies The Nazis? What? Kurt? Kurt. And we're back. And again, I, you know, I don't want to get woke on everybody.

Please, please don't. That's the last thing we need in this. I don't want to get woke. Oh, not funny. That's not funny. That's not funny. Oh, he's got a fat house. Oh, I'm laughing so hard.

Oh, yeah, there's really people that look like that. What do you want to live in some of these communists? countries where they tell you what to do and think, or do you want to live in a country that you don't get to know that they're doing that. And continuing until approximately 1970. Now, MK Ultra is very

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and it will bring great blessings upon you and your family. Maybe even get your grandmother out of hell. Pull her right out, straight in heaven. All my dates are at Dunkettrussle.com forward slash tour. And now my first, I guess my second intro to this podcast, and then there'll be one more after that. Greetings to you. Oh, sweet, beautiful children of light. It's me, your host, your friend, your dearest father and mother here to welcome you to another very important day stream. This is, of course, the top stream on the planet right now. There's many other shows. streams, but none of them are as cutting edge, or what I like to say, frontier level streams.

We're using a combination of a variety of technologies. DARPA style, deep mind control hypnosis. I'm not even a person! I'm a swirl! I'm a swirl of those things you see in people's yards, this little windmill things that the stoners like to put next to their wind chimes. Millions of them all swirling together. in this beautiful form, which you have come to love,

in which more than likely you would die for. I'm never going to ask for that. I only ask for your love. And in return, I will give you day streams, big fat sprays of day streams. And in this day stream, I want to talk about something that I, I don't know, I've got this weird feeling something funny's going on. You got that feeling, Josh, something funny's going on. on every day but nothing funny is happening here you get the sense that something's off these days a little bit

right many of you might feel a little woozy you might feel some form of cognitive overload a sense of data vertigo a feeling of car sickness except it's coming from you sticking your amygdala in the glory hole of your reptoid produced hypnosis rectangles, your fucking phones, and squirting big fat sprays of cortisol deep into your nervous system. You're getting rattled and wrecked by what appears to be a diverse and divergent and often contradictory spray of messages coming to you from the Main Tree Media and all other forms of media to the point where you get what they called in Watership Down, you go thrall. You basically get paralyzed you know a lot a lot of us know about fight or flight but no one ever

mentions freeze which is one of the things animals do and they're fucking freaked out they freeze down maybe you've done that too remember when you were living in that haunted house and in the the old night lady would come and sit on your chest you remember that what do they call that the night witch the specter that gets on your chest when you have sleep paralysis yeah mine was a man The night hag. Mine was an old witch with a soppy soupy puss and she slides that thing up your chest, right, in your fucking face and you can't move. That's freeze.

Fight, flight, or freeze. Now, I don't know why people would study how to mind control other people. But as it turns out, there's a name for the effect that comes from getting way too much information all at once. It's called cognitive over. And when you get too much information all at once, you're going to freeze up. That's one of the things you might do. Or you're going to desperately try to revert back to the old way. These things have been studied.

And I just want to play a little clip I put together for you. Just as an example of all the bizarre oh fucking shit we've been sprayed into our fucking face lately. Check this out. This impossibly perfect, well-produced clip. I didn't make it. It was the Garganza Brothers who did this for me, very expensive. a lot of money on this. Took a couple of months.

Got the UFO files. Weird pictures from Trump. Remember that? Remember, you can play the song. UFOs all over New Jersey. It's a great song. Why'd you turn it down? Straight a Hormuz opened.

It's a reptilian. Straight a Hormuz closed. Charlie Kirk's assassin. was a furry. Bullied, bullet doesn't match. Maybe that wasn't his assassin. No time frame for ending there on war. War and Iran will end very quickly.

The fuck's going on, man. The economy's great. What the fuck? Why does it not seem like that? What's going on here? There was no Epstein client list. I didn't. I got to talk to the Gargan.

file now release, 305 names. What the fuck? Okay, you can cut it. What the fuck? This is just a small sample of all the weird contradictory shit we've all been getting blasted with. I mean, it's fucking nuts. Like when you think about it, it's nobody knows what's going on. Everybody's like, is there any Ebola outbreak? Are we all about to get? Hontovirus? What's happening? I don't know. And you have to ask yourself, wait a minute, is this on purpose? Do we live in a realm of absolute chaos? Is it truly like this? Just shotgun blast after shotgun blast of disparate contradictory information in the face every few days?

Or are we being experimented on using a classic propaganda method, I don't speak Russian, created by Vladislav. Sirkov. Can you pull up that dude's picture real quick? Yeah. Check this guy out. This is really interesting, you guys. This guy, he looks stoned as fuck. That's Vladislav Serkhov. He's a key advisor to Putin and is known for shaping Russia's propaganda strategies.

Now, this guy came up with something really, really fucking messed up, dude. But let me just read it off of here. so you got an example of what this is. It's called, he invented this apparently. It's called the fire hose of falsehood. It's a propaganda technique that involves flooding the information space with a high volume of messages, regardless of consistency or accuracy. The aim isn't to convince with a single coherent narrative,

but to overwhelm people with so many conflicting stories that they become confused, cynical, or passive. It's often associated with modern Russian propaganda tactics. In short, it's confusion by design. Well-known example is during the annexation of Crimea in 2014. Russian state media and online channels rapidly spread contradictory stories about events on the ground. One day denying any involvement, another day suggesting locals acted independently, and another day presenting partial truths about the presence of, quote, little green mint.

The sheer volume and inconsistency left audiences unsure of what to believe undermining clear narratives. Does that shit sound familiar to you, Judge? Yeah, that's what? With everything. Yeah. Now, when you realize that more than likely what is happening every time you're like watching the news and going, what is happening is not like, you want to imagine it's fumbling, bumbling, what have they done? The RNC, they're out of their fucking minds. He's out of his mind.

Then it could be true. But what if it's all intentional? What if they looked in to this brilliant fucking propaganda method that this Russian warlock came up with? And they've been using that on all of us. The Epstein files. There's no Epstein files. Why are you talking about the Epstein files? Here's the Epstein files.

There's lots of shit on the Epstein files. UFOs? There's no UFOs. Why are you talking about UFOs? Ah, look, here's UFO. We're not going to invade Iran. We would never go to war with Iran. Oh, we're at war with Iran. The war with Iran is ending. The war with Iran is not going to end. This is what we've been getting. And it's very, like, it would be easy to imagine. This is just bumbling, which I don't want to do the fucking 5D chess that the fucking MAGA people do, because I don't want to assign, like, brilliance where there isn't brilliance. I just want to point out there does seem to be a correlation between the way information is getting. given to us right now in this propaganda mechanism, this propaganda tool that was invented by this fucking Russian warlock.

Now, I'll read some other stuff that's related to Sarkov. And I think there's probably lots, if I spent more than like 30 minutes preparing for this, I could find out about him. Maybe you guys know more about him than I do. But this, okay, so scholars of disinformation, and I have, consider myself one. And strategic communications have studied confusion as a tool. The RAND Corporation, the RAND Corporation's 2016 report on the fire hose of falsehood

specifically analyzed out rapid, high volume, and contradictory messaging can be effective. It highlighted that confusion wears down critical thinking, making people more susceptible to apathy or misinformation. Now, it gets really interesting. So this is based on. studies that have been done on something called cognitive overload and ambiguity. It's rooted in cognitive psychology and decision-making research. Herbert Simon, a pioneering cognitive scientists, introduced the idea of bounded rationality, explaining that humans have limited

cognitive resources. So basically the idea is you just overload the system, you get everybody fucking confused, and they're just going to grab onto anything that gives them some sense of normalisier that things are going the way they're supposed to be going, which is perfect if you're trying to get someone into your fucking cult. I mean, this is the same shit that's used by, like, you know, abusers. Like, it's the same thing of, like, constantly changing personalities, getting you so freaked out and confused and exhausted that you just end up disassociating or going into some kind of dark place. What is it called when you fall in love with your abuser? Heaven?

Yeah. It sort of feels. I was fucking called a raging boner. Let's see, let me find one more little piece here before we go on. Stockholm syndrome. Stockholm syndrome, exactly. Yeah, it creates like this disgusting fusion with the person fucking with your head. By constantly shifting narratives and creating confusion, the propaganda aims to push people toward apathy or reliance on familiar, often biased sources.

In both cases, uncertainty makes us seek clarity, even if that clarity isn't accurate. So my God, like, who know? I mean, like, the method works. It's a very effective tool of propaganda. And it especially works if you've, like, got, if you went through the first phase of conditioning, which was to believe that, like, the politicians are telling you, the truth. You believe that. You've been conditioned to believe that. And so then what starts happening is suddenly like you're getting completely contradictory things coming out of the federal

government. And it scrambles your fucking head. If you're a poor brainwashed fool and you start, you start getting confused. Who do I trust? What can I listen to? What out there is real? Nothing's real. Nothing can be trusted. And so what you've managed. to do is signal jam everything because people they're overloaded you you don't have time to discern one thing from the next from the next from the next and so you just give up you go into this pathetic sad mode which is the mode that I've noticed when people get eaten by tigers you ever see that video of the dude who got like eaten by a tiger josh ever see what looks like it's really sad animals too you know when you i saw it at the rodeo i went to the rodeo and it's like when the when the calves

give up they just sort of like almost fall asleep you know what i mean it's some it's some mental version of that where you get so fucking overloaded by bullshit that you just give up you don't care anymore you disconnect from the system you god help you stop voting you stop voting i don't know the propaganda works on boomers. People stop voting. Didn't you hear what it's? People are going to stop voting, Josh. I mean, not for like American Idol.

People still get that. Oh, that's important. At least we know that's real. None of it. You end up, you have to just look into yourself. Because I just, when I read this shit, I realized, my God. And I, I, I'm a guinea pick for propaganda. Let me tell you, I'm a fucking, you ever see those videos of the poor,

deer running through the forest and they're just covered in parasites that's me but with memes like i'm covered in shitty shitty parasitic memes so i feel like i could speak from someone who falls for so many things and the the this when i started reading this this amazing propaganda mechanism by syracov i realized this seems to be exactly what's happening and the moment you realize that the spell kind of breaks. You just have to give up on the idea that any of the bullshit that you're getting regarding what the federal government is doing, none of it's real. You have to give up on the idea that any of it's real. And if you want to find out what's real, you're going to have to work for the information now. That's the main thing. No one wants to work for this shit. We've been,

we've been like adult diaper fetishists is what we've turned ourselves into. America has come a country of adult diaper fetishists. Nothing against you guys. In fact, there's something more honorable about getting an adult-sized crib and slapping on some diapers and hiring some lady come over and change your diapers and spoon feed your applesauce than there is to imagine that you're an informed citizen when in fact you're just somebody with a big full diaper full of chewed up memes that you've shit out. of your ass, which happens to have a mouth, which you have been using to send messages online.

You're just, you know, it's a human centipede of bad information. Someone on TikTok has gotten some bad information, certainly not here. I should have said at the beginning. This is a fountain of truth. That's why you feel so good right now. That's why you feel refreshed. That's why you can feel that familiar feeling that you lost. long ago, the feeling of your nipples hardening up like ice picks, that feeling you used to get

when you knew that you were in the presence of good, positive truth. That's what you're feeling right now. Your erectile tissue is expanding from a blobby, spongy mass to something hard, sharp, and real, something you can use to cut through the web of lies that these bastards have spread throughout the interwebs. That's what they did. Of course they did that. What a fucking nightmare.

You want to get good propaganda out there, and that's really important if you're running any country. You've got to propagandize the shit out of people. You've got to keep everybody in line. You're trying to make money selling weapons and invading countries. You can't have some fucking asshole in a poncho yapping about bullshit, potentially messing up your plan. So what do you do?

You can't shut down the internet. It's too late. people will rise up. Also, you recognize, though the internet is a fucking mess, and when it comes to wanting to mind control people, it also is an incredible opportunity that you could use it. So what do you do? You confuse the shit out of people.

You start with, like, you know, how the pandemic played out. That was pure CERCov propaganda. Don't you remember? Wear your masks. Masks don't work. This is going to be over in a couple of weeks. It's not going to be over in a couple of weeks. It's still not over.

It is over. It never happened. It did happen. It was a cold. It wasn't a cold. It was a bio weapon. That's exactly what this dude figured out how to do. And we all got so flabbergasted and confused that we're still feeling the ripples of it.

To this day, that's why everything feels disjointed and fucked up. No central locus of truth. exists anymore. It's all scattered and spread out. A diaspora of fragments of truth. Most of them connected to various corporations or state media or think tanks or just basic trolling. And so what do you have that you can believe in, man? What can you believe in? What's out there for you to believe in? If you can't, clamp those big fat blistered lips of yours onto an adult-sized baby bottle in your ohful-filled shit crib where you've been slurping up propaganda to fill up that strange void inside of you

what nipple can you suck on what nipple is there for you to feed upon that's what we're going to talk about on today's daystream. But first, this. Say something, Josh. The nipple for me is the San Antonio Spurs, and if society collapses, whatever, as long as we win a championship, that's all I care about right now. The San Antonio Spurs. See, there you go.

You don't need some kind of complex thing. It can be the San Antonio Spurs. That could be the thing that you. cling to and this strange tsunami as we approach the singularity. It could be the spurs. It doesn't have to be anything special. But you have to do the work. I mean, that's the main thing.

That's what I've been realizing. You can't fucking nothing's, you're not getting anything anymore. They're not giving you anything. It's all complete confusion at this point. We have, look up pink goo. Look at this shit that's going on right now. Look at the pink goo that's washing up. Where is it washing up at?

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government what's happening oh there's snail eggs pink cocaine what a synthetic recreational party drug heavily trapped in south florida pull up an image of pink cocaine i think that's the stuff diddy was doing no fucking way i never heard of that that's just died cocaine wow wow okay get out of there don't do that kids drugs are bad fuck is that It's called Tussie. Ugh. Why they have to call it that? That sucks.

That sucks. That sucks. They called it that. Now, this might take a second. I do want to play a clip. I believe it's at the 49-minute mark of the newest Tucker Carlson podcast, which is so hilarious to listen to. I mean, it's real good. Yeah, this is so great. It's wild.

You know, I, anybody you like watch the news, you was a pretty square dude, but this new one, ex-Fremason possessed policy, click on that. Okay, turn it down for one second. Now, I believe I tried to remember this. Go to the 49 minute mark. I think it's the 49 minute mark. Okay, start there. This is the craziest conversation.

Things that we find intolerable. Right. But if we hate the person, if we demonize the person, right? 49. That's feeding the darkness. Wanting to hurt other people. Right. You know, having malice.

You got to hear him talk about the Pentagon. Media with it, right? Like media and government working hand in hand. Right. I mean, those kind of are the messages, really. Yeah. There's someone you need to be afraid of and there's someone you should hate. All right.

Forget it. Turn it off. It was 49. Somewhere in there, you got fucking Tucker Carlson going, I've lived next to it and I just, why is it shaped like a Pentagon? He's talking about the Pentagon. Why would they shape it like a Pentagon? you could fit a pinagram in there

which dude we all thought of that like that's like the most basic bitch stoner thing that's just one of the things you think about when you're too high is that you could fit a pinagram in the pentagon it's just funny to hear Tucker Carlson talking about it

I mean that is to me one of the most incredible byproducts of this spray of propaganda that we've all been getting is that now conspiracy culture I don't know a better word for it is becoming mainstream, which is hilarious. Like, this was always the domain of, like, you know, weirdos and stuff.

But to suddenly see it getting into the mainstream is one of the most gratifying moments in my life. I have to say, I've been so many people have accused, have slurred me. So many people have slurred me with a grievous misnomer of conspiracies. ethereal. A word that is designed to undermine, a word that is designed to defame, a word that is designed to take away from the importance of what you have to say. What's been coming to you in the dreams, what the silver angel tells you, what the silver angel says. That's right. The silver angel comes to, don't you do it. Don't you, don't you do it, Josh, don't you get old. Oh no. Don't you get? That is so awesome. We'll get to that in a second. I do want to introduce

you guys to this incredible new technology that Google just spit out, which you just saw an example of. But it is wild to see what one would have formally considered to be sort of like normies talking about the Pentagon being a pentagram and demons running the fucking government. Like what? The vice president, when they asked him what he thinks the U.S. Fozar says he thinks they're demons. Like, what? The fuck is happening. Like, for you, for the youngs out there, this might all just seem like, yeah, that's what

it's like now. But, you know, I came up in a time where, like, the politicians were the adults in the room. They were the, they were the sort of speakers of truth. They were the people who came to break up the fucking party when it got too fun. And, like, now there seem to be the ones who are, like, the most stoned among us, which is really unnerving and quite. exciting isn't that part of the propaganda though they now are uh just going the opposite way and saying

uh the opposite of what they were saying before you know like what you're talking about just say different things every other day they've completely changed well they yeah they're rattled i mean or they're not the question it's it's it's stupid when you ever you do this what i'm about to do it's one of two things it's one of and it's only be these one or two things it's either this or that it's a binary there's nothing in between it's this or that and On one side, what's happening is we are all unwilling, semi-willing participants in some new mind-control sci-op. I hate saying that word. Some new mind-control program, some new form of propaganda that recognizes that it's better for the people to not trust their leadership and be completely confused, which creates division, accusations.

or everyone's just gone fucking bad shit up there, which, you know, I don't know. I don't know. I mean, how would this, how would it work? How would the meeting go? Or how would you have the conversation about, okay, let's just completely make ourselves seem totally fucking nuts and fuck with the people of the world? But when you look at some of the shit Trump tweets, pull up some of the images Trump's been tweeting. you got i mean it's like this is pure trolling

let me send it to my stock you once oh google it you could just google it you could just look at the fucking shitty tweets he's taking big old presidential dumps just images image search uh trump i don't know pull up like trump yeah see if you can find the recent spate of fucking oh yeah wait go up to that the word panicking is the new propaganda word go up a little bit Up, up, that. Open that shit up. Panicking. No panikins.

That's like the new fucking neg that denotes anybody who's like looking at like one of the main arteries. The oil gets throughout the world being closed is like potentially catastrophic. You're a panicking. What the fuck? It's going to be fine. Nothing to worry about. It's fine. Pull up the thing.

Who was it? You said closed down? What country closed down? Oh, the Philippines. Pull something up. The Philippines just apparently shut down, which I don't even know how you do that. Yeah, a March 20, what? That was a while ago, man.

Are you fucking with me, Josh? Is this your fucking way of doing the exact same thing to me? Is that what you're doing? No, never. Anyway, yeah, it's obviously, I don't want to talk about the fucking straight of goddamn whore moves. Nobody wants to hear about that shit. We're all bored with that shit. But the point is, when you look at like the reality of leaders talking about demons and aliens

and all of them being on a list of people who are like doing the most vile shit on earth, you got to ask yourself, is it somehow flipped where we're now the adults in the room? Are we the ones who are supposed to like go into the basement and tell everybody to shut the fuck up? And what's happening? It's a very strange time. And you shouldn't get too rattled by it though. I'm not rattled. I just think it's cool.

Oh yeah, there you go. It's like martial law here. What's that? That's not just that you were, you can't, you lied to me, Josh. I guess so. You gave misinformation. That's a fucked up thing to do. That wasn't my fault.

It was Twitter. No, it was your fault. You knew that wasn't real. You can't believe anything on Twitter. X. I call it X. I call it X. And the next thing that we have to talk about, which does feed into this, is Google's new insane video generation software.

Can you look up Google's new video generation software? I can remember what it's called. If you're pissed at AI video, boy. boy, it's never going to end. It's not flow. It's called, going to the chat. Somebody knows what's it called you guys, the new one? I can look it up.

I've got it right here. It's on V-O-3? Omni. Omni. Yeah, there you go. Gemini Omni. This thing is fucking nuts. That's what did the Josh aging video.

But yeah, pull that up. Images? No, go to the actual website. You could probably show the video. basically you can put video you could put your own video into this thing and it does like essentially what you'd have to

like the kind of work you would have to do to do I don't know why they're showing the lady not playing violin I guess the point is you could put a violin into her hands but maybe go to YouTube Google Gemini oh there you go now yeah just do YouTube Google Gemini

I don't know how Google fucked up their own goddamn ad for Gemini. Omni, that's what it's called. Not Gemini. Jimini is their AI. So should I switch you back to Omni? No, this is the ad for it. Okay.

As soon as it. No, maybe it isn't. Yeah, go look up. This sucks whenever this happens. What the hell, man? They don't want us to show it. Yeah, there it is. Introducing Google Gemini Omni.

Look at this fucking shit. Turn it down. Turn it off. I guess you could play it and cut the music out later, right Josh? Yeah, look at that. I mean, these examples they're giving are obviously, like, cheesy and dumb. But I guess they're calling it an editing software,

because they know everybody is mad at video generation. But that looks stupid. Obviously, they're not going to, I mean, talk about, like, what it means for everything. Like, you... Okay, that's fine. It's so cheesy. Who the fuck is doing that?

Who is this marketed towards? But what's incredible about this software is that Gemini, which is Google's AI, is using its like general intelligence to do physics within the videos and also, you know, placing you in the video. So it actually looks like you. And of course, they're just showing like cheesy shit you're going to put on your TikTok. But what all this means is what we already knew was happening,

which is video will no longer be a reliable source of proof for anything. It won't matter what comes out. No one's going to be able to tell. And right now, you'll be able to tell, maybe. But I got to tell you, man, if I was on the fucking Epstein list 6,000 times, potentially being blackmailed by Israel to do shit, boy I'd be excited about this technology I'd be so excited and I would pour into the world all kinds of fucked up videos of me doing weird fucking shit I wouldn't you know I wouldn't wait

for the dump I would make the dump I would flood tsunami of fucking shit so that it was impossible to determine what was real and what wasn't real I feel like that is what we could expect pretty soon some just some videos that are complete seems so very real that there's such a magnitude of them fitting in to the Russian warlock's plan of fire hosing you with bullshit until you give up right think about all the people who cheat on their spouse they can be like look it's that's not me it's AI dude I don't know who made this but they're the devil that's insane I would I would never suck on a clown foot. You were at the circus!

Yeah, I know. It's just, we all have to start dealing with, like... By the way, using video as proof of anything, is a relatively new thing based on how long humans have been here. I mean, video is relatively new. You know, when did the first movie come out, Josh? Look that up. I'm going to guess 18...

late 1800s. Late 1800s? 1888. 1888. The world's first motion picture, Round Hay Garden scene, was created in 1888 by French inventor Louis Le Prince. The silent film holds the Guinness World Records

is the oldest surviving film, though it is only about two seconds long, and it is the first film about eating ass. That is so weird. It was a vine. That's so crazy. The first film was porn. Pull up round hay garden scene.

Let's take a look at this. 1888, we saw the round eight garden scene. Probably blew people's minds, too. This would have been the very first... How is that not available? Hmm. That's great images? No, go to videos.

Go to YouTube and look up round eight garden scene. There it is. What? It's not showing it? This is some kind of sci-op right here, everybody. Josh, I think you're compromised. I do. I think you're compromised.

A few people have said that. You're compromised. Pull up Round A garden scene. I want to see it now, Josh. I want to see the round ain't garden scene. I misspelled that. Round A, round A.

There you go. Balls of hay. Here we go. Here was the beginning of the end. There you go. What the fuck? When people's minds were blown. Blown.

When people saw this, they freak the fuck out. Before this, you had to go to a play. I guess if you knew like a very talented shadow puppet dude, maybe you could see something close to this. But to see this, you'd probably seen zoetrope. See when Zotropes came out. 1834. So maybe you'd gone somewhere and seen like a Zotrop.

Pull that up on YouTube so people know what we're talking about. Wow, that one's amazing. But yeah, basically what happens with this is your brain, or in this case, the camera, it's framing, it's framing things in a certain way. And so what ends up happening, is that an actual object? That is so cool. But basically what's happening is it's tricking your brain. Your brain can only take in so much information. And when you rotate these things, pull up Zotrope record.

I want to see that one, though. Pull up this. Play that one real quick. All right. I love them. Basically, it animates. But the reason it's animating is because it's the way your brain processes information. In this case, the way the camera is, the frame rate, I think.

But the point is 1888 isn't out far away. Like, before 1888, if you wanted to prove something, you wouldn't show video. There were no security cameras. There were no flock cameras. You didn't have to worry about if you got your, ass kick that show is going to end up on world star nobody's filming your duel nobody's you you're you're you're you lived in a world of like anonymity that no one alive right now can know you live it in a world of pure anonymity you weren't locked down when did social security numbers come out uh didn't

fDR put that and we are the dead of the country what that's what the social security is that we're the what yeah the dead Oh, I thought you said the dead. No. Don't go sovereign citizen on me, Josh. Yeah, FDR. 1935. So we start getting film.

It's only 57 years later. We all get assigned a fucking number, get locked into the system. And now we live in a panopticon where it's a somewhat consensual panopticon. I mean, I'm intentionally filming myself right now. Most of you are intentionally filming yourself. My fucking Tesla helps the Panopticon. It's got cameras on it. I can watch videos of people who got too close to my fucking Tesla.

I don't know where that video is going. The other day, I was like trying to do my night streams. I apologies again for my couple of failed attempts. Video lag. What was happening? Well, it was because of one of the nanits we use for the kids. uploading information to the fucking web or maybe my Alexa, gigabytes of

information just getting pumped out all the time. Our fucking smart TVs or smart fridges, all of them constantly recording us. This is brand new. No one talks about the stress, the secret underlying stress that must come

from knowing you in some way, shape, or form are always being monitored, recorded, watched. And if you're not being monitored recorded, or watch, you're probably filming your

fucking self, which brings me and I hate to do this. Guys, I do have an only fans. I just want to

very quickly plug that I just released an incredible new series of feetpicks based on the Netflix series

Lord of the flies that just came out and I'm not going to go into a lot of detail about it other than I did

have my I have a professional makeup artist come and make my feet look like one of the characters, Piggy. I don't leave it at that. But it's pretty good. Just leave it that. Have you heard that conspiracy about how AI is not necessarily going to blackmail all of us, but basically every single website we've ever gone to, porn, everything, it's all going to be leaked for everybody to see?

Yeah. Isn't that a verse in the Bible about the end of the world? Look up that verse. That's one of the book of revelations or what? I don't think it's, what is it? Where is that? What does it say? Like all the secrets will be told.

Oh, your fucking porn history. That is going to be freedom for us. There is nothing concealed. There's nothing concealed that will not be disclosed. This is Luke 12, 2-3. There's nothing concealed that will not be disclosed or hidden that will not be made known. What you have said in the dark. will be heard in the daylight,

and what you have whispered in the ears and the inner rooms will be proclaimed from the roofs. Oh yeah, baby. That's really going to be a very terrible couple of days, a very funny couple of days, too. It's not even a conspiracy.

I mean, we know this is coming with quantum computers. We know this is coming with the ability to unencrypt data. The great unmasking, some theorists believe that AI is being trained to eventually de-anonymous, the entire internet linking every anonymous post,

ha ha, health query, and private chat back to real identities. Now that, oh, I'm excited about that. That's going to be great. Because, you know, the anonymous thing is like, it will be exciting to see, like, that will be exciting to, like, be able to do that. And terrible for, terrible for some people, terrible. And probably is going to hurt a lot of feelings.

too. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like when you start realizing like fucking trolls on the internet, it's like that's your brother or something, you know, that's going to suck. People are going to get fired, marriage is going to break up. I'm screwed because I Google everything for all these podcasts in Austin. So my algorithm and everything I Google is basically the podcast comedy community. Oh, you have a way out. That is my way out. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, you have nothing to worry about here. I'm even going to help you. Josh, Google how to dispose of a body. All right. I don't think it's going to tell me.

But just look, like, how to dispose of a body if crime detective. I'm a crime detective. It doesn't see suspicious at all. Oh, there you go. So you've got a way out now. I know what you're going through, man. But there, consider that a little. Just helped you.

Thank you. But, yeah, you know, this is definitely something I have mixed, feelings about when it comes to the internet. Like anonymity on the internet is like of primary value if you want to do any kind of like trolling at all. Like we do need that. And also there's so many like, there's so much freedom in anonymity. You know, you're sort of locked down to some central identity, which is exactly seemingly what, you know, power structures would want. They don't want you to be able to bifurcate. They don't want you to be able to like be in 16 places at once. they don't want it that's a disaster so i think it's really good and like any kind of push towards

making the internet no longer anonymous obviously just leads to a lot it's a lockdown that's what mexico's doing right now it's a that's where everything's going to go eventually everything's going to go there so there it's it's a horrible nightmare you know they did this sort of like beginning tests with porn to see if we'd go for that and they did it like you have to give your fucking ID. If you're such a dummy, you can't use a VPN, you dumbass. You can't afford it. They're not that expensive.

How much is it VP? It's like... 20 bucks? Not ExpressVPN. I don't think they're even sponsoring this episode. No, I seem like a shill. I am a shill, I guess. I'd fucking promote ExpressVPN.

I use them. It's great. But yeah, they'll make laws where you can't use VPN. Eventually, you know, it's the Anaconda. the technique, the way the anaconda suffocates someone is horrifying. Every time you breathe out, it tightens a little bit. So, you know, you just have to get through a few generations and it'll happen. Eventually, there will be no more anonymity on the internet.

You won't be anonymous. It'll be like, you know, walking down the street, which does create a polite, a more polite universe. You know, it is, there is something cowardly about wearing a mask. I mean, it's true. Like, what are you afraid of? Yeah, but what happens when you find out, like, some judges or petos and watching horrible stuff? Like, do they all lose their jobs?

We're like, we know what? Everything's forgiven because everybody's bad. No. If you're fucking hurting kids, you lose your fucking job. It would be nice if we did that with the Epstein Files. I don't know what's taking so well. And that's actually perfect for the people on the FECN files because it's like now everybody's shit is out there, not just ours. Well, yeah, like, if it's true what they say that there is.

a sort of currently underground network or loosely connected series of networks of PDFs who are in positions of power and that exposing them would collapse society then we need to collapse society like unfortunately that's the only choice you would have to collapse society but isn't that what they would tell you listen if you get rid of us everything it's going to collapse Yeah, no, yeah. You mean like the thing that every fucking abuser always says sad to the beginning. You need me without me and nothing. Now let me get my finger back up your asshole. They all say that shit. Of course they say that. That's all they got.

Like, if you expose me, you're dead. It's exactly the creepy shit that people say to fuck with kids. So, yeah. The Epstein files are classic examples. So, yeah, the great revelation is, I mean, it's not the worst thing if it means, like, people who are in positions of power and are using that, wielding that power to hurt the most vulnerable people on Earth are, like, taken to the guillotine. Well, the apocalypse. What's wrong with that? The apocalypse isn't the end.

It's the unveiling. The unveiling, like in wedding, you pull the veil back and you see your beautiful bride to. truth. Yeah, I don't know, man. The reality is that we are obviously experiencing a collision of a few different things. Primarily, how does centralized power deal with decentralized data sources and add to it the AI arms race, which is making it so they can't regulate AI, which I'm sure they want to do. And you end up with this fascinating collision between archaic dying what Terence McKinnah

called male dominator culture, patriarchal power systems being eroded by the information that they want to tamp down as much as possible and I think this Russian propaganda has figured out the way you respond to that

is not by fighting back, not by responding and saying no, that's not true, but by overwhelming people with bullshit until they just give up and no longer care, which is a really pathetic place for humanity to find itself.

It's smart, though, because we're not used to this type of propaganda, and we have short attention spans, so it works great on us. Oh, yeah. It's like a virus or a bacteria that we're not used to, and it just got introduced into our culture. Yeah, as long as you keep following it up with something more extreme, how many people said when the fucking Epstein files came out that this is going to lead to war with Iran.

How many times did you hear that before it happened? I heard it a million times. People are like, you know we're going to do war with Iran now, like for sure. I didn't think aliens, but aliens too. What's next? I mean, because it doesn't seem like people are forgetting it. That's the thing. It's not going anywhere.

I'm not forgetting it. I don't think people are forgetting it. You know, I don't mean to be a fucking panicking, but you know what I mean? It's a fucking schoolyard. That would be a great shirt, though, panicking. Panicking. It's schoolyard bully shush. You fucking panicking?

What? What? Doesn't matter. It's like, dude, it's like really embarrassing. I guess maybe it's like what happens when like a really powerful propaganda technique falls into the hands of like very dumb people. Yeah. So that whoever's writing the propaganda is just stupid.

So you're you, it's the technique still sort of works, but because whoever's behind the, whatever the, whoever the writers are on this fucking show are not like A grade writers. It's like, it's not working quite as well as it could work. What has to go through too many suits, I think that's the problem. Right. And also the propaganda, like, what do you call, what do you say again? The panickers or what?

Panicans. It's negative. You got to go positive. Like 9-11, they did the truthers. That's how they gas lit them. Oh, yeah. That's the perfect type because people still. Truthers!

Yeah, I mean. You fucking. fucking truther. You're telling truth? You fucking idiot. You fucking truth. You fucking truth. You piece of shit.

Or yeah. Or when they were saying like, when they started using like do your, like do your citizen journalist is a derogatory phrase or do your own research as a like, you know, you're not, you can't do your own research or that dude on rogue. And it was like, have you ever been there? Yeah. That kind of fucking thing. Just like a general dismissal of any normal person doing what normal people have always done

when they're trying to figure shit out, which is do their own research. research or you don't have the credentials to do your own that's why the COVID name calling didn't work they called them anti-vaxers it was negative and all you heard was you're an antsy vaxer you heard it like that a million yeah over and over and over again even though a lot of people who I've been called that anti fucking vaxer which I'm not it's just like if you don't stick to that insane vaccine schedule your you know yeah even though they they change that shit all the time so yeah it's it's all of these like like derogical

terms that villainize what is just a very normal good thing that you should do if you're curious about stuff. I mean, anytime I do my own research, I understand I'm not good at research. It's not like a, you know what I believe everything I read or see or anything like that, but you should. It's fun just to investigate shit. Not even conspiracy related. It's just fun to look into stuff, whatever it may be. You know, like when a monkey pisses, all the other monkeys. monkeys piss at the same time. Did you know that? Triggers a wave of piss. I had no idea. Happens with my kids too. Piss waves. Like when one has to use the bathroom, all of them have to use the bathroom. And they don't tell you until after, like, after they use the bathroom.

Exactly. It's exactly timed out in the worst possible way it could be where like you've taken one of the bathroom, now the other one has to go. Because while you were in the bathroom with that one, the other one is like regretting, not going, and then it gets in their head. They get fomo. Yeah. Yeah. You just get, you get piss anxiety. You know, don't you remember piss anxiety as a kid? It's a nightmare. Well, you have to piss, like, on a long car trip. I had shit anxiety.

You did? Yeah. You were worried you were going to, like, shit. No, I was the second grade, and some kids looked in between the cracks of the thing, and I was like, yeah, I cried. And everybody said that I cried, and I took off all my clothes. I was like, I didn't take off all my clothes. I took off all my clothes. Why?

That's the way I did it at my house. So I take off my shirt and my pants. You took off your clothes to shit. Yeah. And I wanted to get comfortable. and then they're... I still do. Yeah.

Still do. At the airport. Nothing wrong about that. And I still cry when men look through the cracks. I just want you to know that. Thank you. Yeah, you're welcome. Let's jump into the, what's going on up there?

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I used to listen to Lavender Hour back in the day. Welcome, Purple Pope. Wish you and your family well. Okay, let's do our own research here. First time I've ever heard of Happy Rockefeller, let's pull up some images of Happy Rockefeller, and we'll try to identify their gender. Yeah, I think I'm going lady right there I don't see it I mean

I guess it's like kind of a strong Well There's no Adam's apple I don't see an Adam's apple It's just the strong chin It's a it's a strong jaw line Is what's going on there It's scrolled

I guess Google happy Rockefeller man And you're going to get the most Nah Now Barbara Bush Now Barbara Bush Yeah I don't know But

Yeah pull up Barber Feller Barbara fucking Bush. Barbara Bush makes happy fucking Rockefeller look like a pure femininity. Yeah. It's that strong chin. You know what I mean? It's just like if you're a lady with a strong chin, this is the kind of shit you have to deal with all the time.

Or, you know, if you're a guy with a strong chin trying to... That's a jawline. That's a... If I had that fucking jawline, I wouldn't have a beard. That's Grandpa and Pearls. Yeah. Yeah. Beautiful.

Grandpa on Pearls. I love that book, by the way. Very erotic. Thank you for the super chat. I don't know. That isn't, by the way, this is another interesting emergent phenomena in the conspiracy verse, which I don't use as a derogatory term. Conspiracy, of course, means breathing in unison, actually. So, but, you know, the new thing where we're accusing various first ladies of being dudes, that's like a whole thing right now yeah i just now somehow it's gotten to happy rockefeller which is crazy like i don't give a shit i'm not saying that to try to like seem woke but i true i don't i don't who gives the fuck i don't care who cares i think people care because they think why do these presidents and elites do that why not

it's fucking kinky it's we you know you're a fucking run in the country and you're you know i get it's kind of, I don't know. I don't see you, I'm just saying I don't see how it's sinister. I guess it would, I guess it's because they're not saying it, right? But they couldn't say it because then they couldn't get elected. Yeah. You know what I mean? If you're, if you're, like, married to somebody who's, likes to, like, do drag or whatever,

you're not getting, you're not getting elected. But, I mean, this is Herbert Hoover, right? Wasn't he into that shit, cross-dressing? Yeah. Or Jay Edgar Hoover. Look up Jay Edgar Hoover. I mean, this is a thing. It's the FBI thing.

They cross-dress. Is that him? I don't think so. Yeah, you're not going to find it. Wait, that's not real. Is that real? No. I mean, it was Jay Edgar Hoover.

What's the other? John Wayne. John Wayne was a cross-dresser? That's what I heard. But again, these are just rumors. Who fucking knows? You're going to have to go on like, you're going to have to get the AI. I was just probably going to say no.

I did hear that, though. It was for a roll. The Phil Stern photograph, a widely circulated in 1959 photograph shows Wayne wearing short, rolled up shorts in a towel. I mean, all that masculine energy, it's got to get balanced out, right? You've got to put on some fucking high heels and fishnets if you're John Wayne. You've got to balance out your fucking shit. Well, where of your Oscar of the La Jolla? Did you ever see those?

No. What? Let me see. Yeah. He had a bunch of them. Fish nets. What the fuck? You don't remember this?

I never knew about it. Yeah. Wow. And then he went on the Shay podcast. Shea's just like, sometimes you know, you just, you put on some fish nets. Sometimes you do. He was like, no, no, no, not sometimes you do. Yeah, I mean, you know, I got to tell you, it is fascinating.

though like when it comes to humanity like our obsession with the kind of clothes we wear is fucking crazy like the fact that we wear clothes at all is crazy we have to wear clothes if you if you go outside without clothes on you get arrested it's happened to me numerous times and once in the airport and that was just because I had taken a shit so but we have to wear clothes

but then it's not just that you have to wear clothes it's like the clothes you wear there's like a set of clothes for the ladies and a set of clothes for the men And if you wear the ladies' clothes, dude, it really rattles some fucking cages. It freaks people out. Like, it really does. It's interesting, right?

I mean... Depending on the circle you're in. Well, right. But in general, the fact that we, our two dumb asses just went through all these people, you know, allegedly wearing ladies' clothes. Like, who gives a fuck? Do you have any photos of you wearing ladies' clothes? Do I have an only fan? True.

And I'm not saying that because the next, after the Lord of the Flies, it's coming out. The next one is called Lady in Paris. But, you know, and that's one of the great things when you're just doing feet picks is you don't have to, you know, I can shave my feet. I don't want to shave my beard. I look like a stork down here. But, you know, I can feminize my feet much easier for me to do that. It's all about the ankles. Yeah, 100%.

Yeah. 100%. It's all about that ankle ball. And so many people don't tend to their ankles They tend to the rest of their feet And as somebody who has monetized their feet And has beautiful fucking feet And like the amount of energy I put

Into keeping my feet looking the way they do And I will not show them Not on my only fans for all of you Feet people out, feet freaks Who try to like lure me in I'm not going to show you my feet You go to my only fans You'll see my feet. I got kids to feet

And he's whistling too Yo, yeah, you can hear me whistling on many of my only fans. You don't see me because it's a feet focused only fans. But yeah, I whistle all the time. Yeah, you could just go back and look. The links are down below if you're interested. And to all of my only fans, which are not my only fans. Because you guys are here, I just want to say thank you for supporting me.

And it's not expensive keeping up with these old man feet, by the way. The regimen I have to do. Soaks. I have a foot pot is what they call it. It's a Taoist footpot engraved with the I Ching. And I have to fill that with my own urine, yogurt, and crimberle. And I'm not given away some of the other ingredients. But I do mix it with some other proteins, I guess you could say. and uh helps the cuticles dude so you know i bet you have beautiful feet yeah i do i do the onion wrap and then i put uh uh the wrap all and then i let it sit there for 24 red onions right red onions yeah remember when that switched everybody was like doing like just regular like cooking onions yeah you can't do a yellow or white onion no doesn't work no but everyone is doing cooking onions for a long time and then thank god they figure it's like red onions It's like one red onion wrap is like 50 yellow onion wraps easily.

Yeah. It's a lot. I'm just saying we put a lot into our work at OnlyFans. And I am having made a great fortune far more than I've made streaming from my OnlyFans. I just want to say I absolutely despise and reject people who accuse OnlyFan artists of not working hard. Like the shit we've got to do is insane. the soaks the long baths i got to go to toulomb next week you know what i mean oh i'm sorry you have to vacation it's like no this is no vacation for me like after you've

been massaged a certain number of times a day it has the opposite effect it becomes quite stressful yeah it makes your feet veal and it hurts when you walk you got it yeah oh numbing cream then you then you start using numbing cream which is going to fuck up your cuticles so yeah please stop all of you attacking only fans models workers i don't even like calling them models essentially like coal miners like i would say in fact you know what honestly if i had to choose between being an only fan's foot model or working in a coal mine i would choose coal mine if i got paid as much right let's keep going here we all are for propaganda notice grace ducky that's good i'm glad i'm going to give you guys some serious propaganda in a second good shit too

Thank you for the super chat. Thanks for supporting the show. All your porn history shall be written in the Akashik records. Gandhi 11-11. They got Gandhi. They got Gandhi. They got Gandhi. Gandhi got himself.

Oh, here we go. Austin Miller. Oh, my God. I'm going to read it even though, like, I shouldn't. Because I want to address the accusation. Don't buy Doug. It's only fan. It's all generative AI.

And it's all good. Okay. Well, it is. all good, but those are my fucking feet. I don't do generative AI. I don't, I don't sync to that level. Fucking data centers are crushing the planet. You think I'm going to fucking burn down tropical forests so that people can see AI generated images of my feet? You know, insane that is? That's like, that's like taking a picture of the Mona Lisa, the great painting. I have pictures. That's all over my house, it's just pictures of the Mona Lisa everywhere.

Taking pictures of the Mona Lisa and then giving it to chat, GPT, and saying make a Mona Lisa. So it's like degrade the Mona Lisa. I'm not going to do that. I'm sorry, I don't care how good AI gets. It's never going to be able to generate my beautiful feet. The way they actually are, the way God made them. And yeah, I said it, God made my feet.

The devil made my ass. Hi, Tim. The day's stream is the best. Thank you. By the way, what does your guys take on Vlad the Impalers? Is he a hero? Was the impaling propaganda or was he an evil vampire? I mean, it's hard to say. He seems like a real piece of shit.

But I don't know. Didn't he like people like famously, this could be propaganda, but people, who knows? I don't know. Pretty sure if your last name is they're calling you an impaler, you're a piece of shit. That nickname doesn't come from nowhere, but maybe he was great. Let's look up was Vlad the Impaler a great guy? whether Vlad the Impaler was a great guy depends entirely on who you ask to his enemies and victims he was a sadistic tyrant to Romanians he remains a national

hero there you go for strict law and order he famously eradicated crime and corruption in Wallachia legend says he left a solid gold cup in the main square of tar of golf seta for anyone to use it remained untouched because people were terrified of his punishment of shit. I don't know. He sounds like an authoritarian piece of shit. He erased lawlessness by impaling people. Isn't that what the guy in El Salvador did? He just put everybody in prison?

Yeah. Yeah, I don't know. I don't fucking know. Did I just piss off a bunch of Romanians? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Damn, that's like a third of your audience, too. I know. I know. I'm sorry. Romania? I don't know. Look at me. Do you think I know anything about Romanian history? I barely know American history. Pull up a picture of last. the impaler impaling people though he was definitely impaling people yeah i mean he was glad the impaler look what he did i mean what what what what did all those people do to deserve to get impaled i'm sure that's the way he would look today still creepy he would still be vladen impaling people on their jobs and yeah he looks scary all the way through doesn't matter if he's in

a suitor in that weird dracula outfit I don't know. It seems like a dick. Apparently, this is what he said. I didn't say that. I would never kill an animal. I'm more of a people person. There's no way that dude's that funny. Okay, let's keep going. Let's jump into the chats.

Then we'll wrap this thing up with an inspirational message. Yeah, one more super chat. Oh. Drew Lewis says, why are you wearing my great aunt's bedding from the 80s? Does it still smell like nine cats in Virginia Slims? I'm glad you caught it, Drew. The blasphemer? Yeah.

How's it feel? I got a hold of your fucking aunt's betting, and that was this 100% for you. I wanted to send this message to you specifically. I'll get you. I'll get you. Fuck with me. I'll get you.

And I'll do the long game. Slow and steady. That's how your aunt liked it. You know that, right? You know that, right? You know how I got this fucking betting. Let's just say your aunt, she doesn't have to keep taking that fucking Alexa pro after what I gave her

I dicked your aunt down and yeah it does smell like her smells like more than virginia slims fucking cats smells like your aunt's loins I like that smell I've been smelling during this whole stream Drew I'm not gonna stop here you're gonna see me wearing a lot of your family's fucking clothes before the

for the years up feels good powerful did we get the Canadian $50 super chat already what is that where is it

I don't see it look right up there the red thing oh yeah that was 50 bucks to talk shit about Gandhi or 50 Canadian bucks I don't know what that translates to in UST

I think it's pretty close yeah thank you for that pull it we might as well pull up did Gandhi actually sleep what's the thing with Gandhi? Oh yeah, so Gandhi in order to test himself would put young children in bed with him. That was his test. How's that a fucking test?

He passed the test though. We failed the fucking test. The moment you're sleeping in bed with fucking young children. To test yourself. You failed the fucking test. That's the craziest logic I've ever heard in my life. I was testing myself. It's like something that people say when they're getting busted by those anti-pdial.

people you like trick him where is it tell me this isn't real i've always not like i you know i love and it was in his later life historical accounts indicate that during the later years of his life mahama gandhi engaged in controversial practices to test his vow of celibacy or brahmacharya these practices involved him sharing a bed with several young women from his inner circle including his grand niece manu gandhi gondi gondi viewed these actions of spiritual experiments Oh, that's what Michael Jackson was doing. He believed that by placing himself in close proximity to women without experiencing sexual arousal, he could demonstrate total mastery over his physical desires.

Dude. That is the most warped shit I've ever heard in my life. Modern critique. Contemporary historians of biographers often analyze these events through the lens of power dynamics. Critics argue that the significant age difference in the immense social and spiritual authority Gandhi yelled over his followers, Men of the young women involved may have felt unable to decline participation. Yeah. I mean, dude, it's not like modern fucking critique. I guarantee that was weird all the way through.

I'm sure that people in India when they heard that was happening were not like, oh, yeah, of course. You're just testing your celibacy. Hey, do you mind if I use your kids to test my celibacy? Hey, what's up? Listen, I was wondering if your kid could spend the night with me. I'm not going to fuck them. I don't think. I mean, it's a test.

I mean, I'm pretty sure I'll pass the test. Yeah, reaction to Nia was overwhelmingly critical. Yeah, they're acting like modern critique. It's not modern. It's like a creep shit. Yeah. Everybody's like, no. His physician pleaded with him to stop.

He'll pull up a picture of his physician. Holy fucking shit. That is who I want as my doctor. You stop sleeping with kids and you need to eat something, dude. Yeah, fucking. eat, what are you doing? Staff walkouts, editorial rebellions. Why are they saying modernity? Like, we've suddenly, like, changed. That's so crazy. Would you like to explore how Gandhi himself defended these actions? Yes. Show me the letters. Oh my God. It was the British. British propaganda.

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soul force would increase. That is the shit. It's not working because I'm so horny and I need this. Like what the fuck? That is so twisted. The things that people

do to rationalize being monsters, it's amazing. I mean, that is some seriously bad math. I mean, number one, like he he's acting like

pull up what are those things called pull up this is what he said did you read this part if I stop sleeping together for all if I stop sleeping together

for all time I'll mean that I've been mistaken sleeping together came with my what does that mean oh if I stopped sleeping together for all time it'll mean that I've been mistaken

sleeping together came with me taking up okay yeah he's just saying I have to do this now once you're once you start sleeping with fucking your niece

your niece you can't stop You gotta keep doing it. That's the way it works, guys. I'm Gandhi. Shut the fuck up. Pull up, what are those things called, man? Chastity cages. And don't show this yet.

But do an image, yeah, I don't think we can show that. No, we can't show that. But, yeah, these are these cages that I think if these had existed in Gandhi's time, you would have put these on. Well, there was cages back then. They were like this. Chastity belts, yeah. So that if you got a, if you, some of them had spikes on.

them so that if your dick got hard it would spike your dick well no this this was the woman's one the woman's one had teeth so you couldn't get banged yeah and then all the guy ones had like these big huge like they had huge dicks or something yeah yeah so it's it's like you know those those evolved i guess is like foraging technology for weird shit for your dick got better and now they've got like little cages you can put on and so that's what gondy was doing i mean there's like an entire genre of porn I've heard. It won't come out. It won't come out when my search history comes out. But I have heard there's an entire genre of porn related to those things getting clamped on dudes. And so it's like Gandhi is acting like just let like it's already sexual. Just because you don't jizz doesn't mean

you're like some enlightened master. There's like zillions of dudes who would love like that's exactly their thing. He was the first edger. he was edging the whole time yeah he was fucking edging himself that's just edging Gandhi was edging he was into edging like hardcore blue balls level edging and he's acting like that's a spiritual

virtue I mean give me a fucking break well guys look it's been a wild ride here today we started off strong and we ended stronger um is there a

siop happening right now where we're all getting our realities distorted by some horrific Machiavellian regime that's using the tactics of a Russian warlock to beat us all down to the point where we just give up doing our own research and we ignore what our inner self is telling us because we don't want to be panikins? Or is the world truly just upside down and batch it? Well, I'll tell you this. The less you look into your fucking hypno-rectangle, the more calm the world seems to get.

And my advice to you would be do the exact same fucking thing Gandhi did but with your phone. See if you can lay in bed with your phone all night long. You're a little technological pacifier that you've been slurping on like an adult diaper fetishist. There's ways to tell, by the way, how corrupted you've become by memes. How many memans are currently possessing your poor... shockrick system. There's a simple way to figure that one out. How many times in the last couple of days have you talked about Thomas Massey? How many times in the last few days have you thought about Nick Flintes? How many times in the last few days have you worried over Candace Owens?

How many times in the last few days have you found yourself contemplating the roast of Kevin Hart? If you realize, I'm not judging you, that not only have you been contemplating these things, but you've been bringing them up, almost like somebody with like, you can't stop a sneeze, been sitting around, spreading around. Don't feel bad. Just recognize. You've been mnemonically possessed. And the reality is all this, if it's true, if we are getting firehosed with bullshit right now by the reptilians, the firehose ends at your fucking phone. The fire hose ends your TV. The fire hose ends

whatever rectangle you're staring into except for the daystream. This, my friends, this is a truly a safe space. You're not going to get any kind of fucked up propaganda. You're not going to hear any kind of bullshit or misinformation here, and that brings me to the most important part of the show. And what I would say is the core of the show at the end of the show.

you see this day stream thing i don't know what this is throw on a poncho ramble for a little bit that's something but it's not what this show is about you see this show is actually an appendage i guess you could say extrusion uh extension of the global movement a decentralized global movement known as operation beast blast now if you've made it this far, you're more than likely already a passionate member of Operation Beast Blast. But if somehow, inexplicably, you've stuck it through the whole stream, and you're thinking, why do I suddenly feel good again? Why am I feeling balanced? Why is this fucking weird dude wearing somebody's ants bed sheets making me feel better than I felt in a long time?

It's not me. Number one, it's not me. I'm just a voice, a representative, I guess you could say, of a group of some of the most powerful, brilliant, passionate, and most importantly benevolent people that have ever walked the face of this earth. You won't meet some of them. Some of them are anonymous. Some of them don't even type into the chat.

In fact, some of them live in caves. Some of them are hidden away in the forests. Some of them are engaged in other forms of Operation Beast Blast. I'm just one particular subsection of a much bigger thing. What is Operation Beast Blast? Of course, that would be the next most important question. Well, I'll tell you. You see, while the reptilians

golden shower us with bullshit contradictory propaganda, While the 24-hour news cycle spins up some other fucking thing that's living under your bed, it's going to jump out and kill you. While the oligarchs are cooking up gene editing ticks to spread in the fields of our farmers. While Disney's cruise ship operators are looking at PDF files. While the general months. message that you might be getting is that there's so many problems in the world, there's nothing anyone can do. What you're going to find here is the truth. Not some lie cooked up by a Russian

fucking propagandist, but the truth of truths. The problem is the great pyramid of Giza. That's it. You see, the great pyramid of Giza protrudes from our sacred soil, planetary soil, what Bukminster Fuller called Spaceship Earth. Great Pyramid of Giza is like an ass barnacle hanging from the world. It's like a middle finger pointing in God's face 24-7. And it's the reason things are so fucked up. Things aren't fucked up because of the Strait of Hormuz. Things aren't fucked up because of the disappearing scientists.

things aren't fucked up because of the Epstein files these are downstream effects this is this is kind of like when somebody takes a shit in a wave pool is you know the the waves are problematic i guess especially if you can't swim but as soon as that shit makes it way to it's way to you you know it's going to pollute the water it fowls the water before you could even deal with a wave pool maybe you need to turn down the power of the waves you've got to get the shit out I guess a better analogy would be it's somebody shit into the control mechanism of a wave pool and then shit in the wave.

It's a bad analogy. Pyramids suck is what I'm trying to say. And the Great Pyramid of Giza is the suckiest of them all. The moment that we get rid of the Great Pyramid of Giza, all of these other things will go away. I can assure you of that. All of them will go away. It's like you've got it. If you're running a water slide park and somebody keeps.

pissing at the top of a water slide, you can't clean the water. You got to get rid of the piss. And so our sole mission here is not just to ramble about shit that is barely connected. Our soul mission here, and it is a sole, S-O-L mission, is to swim upstream through these geysers of piss and reach the source of the piss, the great pyramid of Giza, that emanates a foul, archaic, metaphysical, dark energy that has enveloped our planet for millennia. You don't know what it's like to live on a planet without pyramids, and the pyramid defenders will tell you there's no other way to do it.

It's the best way to do it. We've got to have pyramids. It's got to be this way. We figured it out. This is the best way. Worship the pyramids. Worship the pyramids. can bow down to the great pyramid of Giza, support it, sustain it, uphold it. Without it, you're

nothing. It's beautiful, that great pyramid. Don't you want to go visit it one day? You don't want to go visit it, by the way. It's disgusting up there. The upper tiers of the pyramid are covered in old condoms, sandy discarded condoms. People depraved freaks like to go up there. and fuck. And right underneath those levels are dead animals and dead cats that died from climbing up and smelling the loft of sweaty pyramid crotch blowing down from the top. It's a disgusting, horrible thing. Why do we call it Beast Blast? That should be your next question. Well, it's a simple answer. Glad you asked. If I can get more subscribers than Mr. Beast, and we're well on our way now, then within three months, according to my business managers,

I will have more than enough money to buy the Great Pyramid of Giza. They want to get rid of it. It's a liability. They fucking hate it. And they're so excited. In fact, probably some of Raoul, I hope you're watching, some of the people over there who are custodians of the pyramid could even be watching. I'm going to buy the Great Pyramid of Giza.

In the moment they give me the keys, I'm heading up there in a dune buggy. and I will begin preparing for what will be the greatest moment in human history in the last several thousand years. You see, what we're going to do is we're going to saw off that foul fucking capstone. I love people up there in hazmat suits so they don't have to smell the stink of all that old desert sex. And we're going to fill a great pyramid of Giza with a beverage soda. it's either going to be Diet Coke. It could be Mr. Pib.

There's a lot of people who are interested. And then what we're going to do is we are going to fill it up with Mentos. Now, based on discussions that I've been having and also some episodes of Mark Roever, Robler, I don't know, that dude, he's awesome, though. Watch it with my kids. Based on this, the energy that will be released. from so much soda meeting so many Mentos will be more than powerful enough to destroy the Great Pyramid of Giza to blow it up, eradicate it, send it back from whence it came, turn it back into sand. Sandstone into sand. That's one of our mottoes. And it's not just going to be that. I'm not some kind of asshole. I'm not going to be out there by myself enjoying this.

No, no, no, no. I'm going to throw a festival. The great. greatest festival of all time. And every single one of you, the pioneers, every single one of you, the soldiers of Operation Beast Blast, every single one of you will be flown out there and you're going to get to watch. You're not going to just get to watch. We're going to have shows. We're going to have performers. I'm already in pre-negotiations with Kanye West. He's going to be performing. and in the background you were going to see the great pyramid vanish

in a spray of soda and mentos and you're going to be able to tell your children and your grandchildren when they say, were you there? You're going to say, I wasn't just there. I fucking helped fund that motherfucker. I was one of the many

who blew up the Great Pyramid of Giza. And that's why you live in such a wonderful world. I'm sorry. I get choked up. Josh, pull up my subscribers. How many subscribers? 191,000.

Can you show people? Yeah. Where is it? There it is right there. 191,000 subscribers. Now, where were we a few months ago? 160. 30,000 subscribers in only a few months.

Now, Where's Mr. Beast at right now? Let's take a look. This gives us a sense of trajectory and timing. Mr. Beast has 488 million subscribers. So let's just do a quick chat GPT question. Figure out the exact timeline we're looking at here. How many subscribers do I have? 191,000.

Joseph did a super chat. It says it's a national project, sir. It's a global project, Joseph. and thank you for that super chat. 591,000 subscribers and I'm... 991,000. Trying to get to 400 million.

48 million. 48 million. 48 million subscribers. The Ton 13 says, sorry I'm late. Love you. Love you back. Thank you, the ton. How long will it take?

So give us a sort of perspective on how long it's going to take. Show again wants to know. Duncan, Should I take a blinker? Yeah, absolutely. We'll supply blinkers. Okay, so according to chat GPT, it would take at the current rate of growth,

13,550 years to get to where we're trying to go. And I just want to say this. And look, you do your thing. You know, maybe you're a passive person. I don't know. Maybe you've gotten the golden shower from the fucking Russian warlock to the point where you just observe and take in shit. You don't participate. Maybe that's where you're at right now.

But I think most of you understand where I'm coming at from here, where I'm coming from here. Most of you understand that this could seem like some kind of long-form larp, a joke that's gone on too long. But in fact, we are going to blow up the Great Pyramid of Giza. This is real. and I think some of you have been out there doing the Lord's work doing the Lord's work let me just show you something real quick as an example I was so thrilled I was in San Diego he's got to find this it's going to take a second I saw that number

I'm sorry if suddenly I seem a little dismayed I didn't realize it was going to be 17,000 years based on the current by the way the fans who made this shirt, offered me a percentage of if you guys decide to buy this stuff, and I refused. And the reason that I refused is because, though that money would go towards the project of blowing up the Great Pyram of Giza, I want to reward the soldiers of Operation Beast Blast. I want them to experience the fruits of their labor. And I'm not trying to shame you guys, but I do want you to take a look at something here. When they came with these shirts, they didn't say, well, you promote a t-shirt thing.

I said, you guys should sell these. Pull that up, Josh. What happened to you out there? I know you guys might be subscribers, and I know you're saying, well, I've subscribed. But where aren't you in the streets? Do you want to live on a planet with fucking pyramids? Is that your goal? Is that what you really want underneath at all?

Is this some kind of Freudian death fantasy? Look at that. look at that they're out there doing the Lord's work spreading the message they're out there on the streets making shirts

promoting what we're doing here while many of you I don't know what you're doing out there it's not enough to just subscribe it's not enough to just like it look at that beautiful shirt they got a hoodie too they got a fucking hoodie it's on bonfire what's the link to that Josh

so people know. Put that in the... Would you mind put that in the chat, Josh? Though I doubt any of you are even going to click on the link. I'm dismayed. Let me just make sure

my math is right. Maybe the AI is distorting reality. Maybe the AI is on the side of the pyramid defenders. Says here, subscribers remaining, convert that to years.

13,550 years. 13,550 years. children to live on a on a planet with a great pyramid of geese on it that you feel happy now do you feel proud of yourself where the flyers where the posters where's the graffiti where's the telecenters this is decentralized i can't do it all myself i need you help let me compose myself for a moment joseph had a super chat i want a brick buy some minnows with this cash thank you joseph make me cry right Joseph, thank you. The super chats, they mean everything to me.

But it's not enough. It's not enough. And for those of you watching right now who have not clicked that subscribe button, look at your finger and feel shame. Think of all the places you've put that finger. Think of all the place you've wormed that finger into. Burrowed that thing in so many times. And you can't even raise it up to click that subscribe button knowing that brings us one

step closer to a pyramid-free planet. You shove that thing inside a barnyard foul! And you can't press subscribe. Maybe the Russian warlock won. Maybe the pyramid defenders won. That's what they want you to think.

But when I see this number here, 13,550 years, I will not be pushed off of this sacred and noble path that so many of us are on right now. we're going to get these subscribers up but i need your help i need you i need you making your shirts i need you making your flyers making your zines you don't even have to point people back here though i

would appreciate it bring people back to the day streams and the night streams to operation beast blast go out there under the dark desert this dry cracked hell field that we call default reality and bring them home bring them back here Use your artistic powers and potencies to spread the message of the great pyramid of Giza being the only turd in the litter box of this beautiful world. Shit out by a sphinx. And that litter box is about to get changed. I can't do it without you. Like and subscribe.

Join our Discord, sir. Let's give Josh a link right now. confer with the noble soldiers come up with plans art experiments culture jamming help me out here 16,000 years

we're not going to be here for 16,000 years that pyramid is allowed to last that long he either where I walk through the valley of the shadow of death I will fear no evil for the pyramid is gone pull this up right now why the fuck does Discord always download updates Also, what's coming out tomorrow?

Oh, shit! Oh, my God, forget the Discord. You're right. It's downloading updates, mysterious updates. I don't even know why I has to do that. This is the most important thing. I'll mention you at the beginning of the show, too, so you may have already seen this,

for those of you joining us late. First, can I send you this, and you can, like, spam it in the chat or something, Josh? Yeah. Join the Nightstream's Discord. Gather together, while you still can. before they shut us down. Jesse Gallagher says the pyramids are eternal.

Well, now I guess we know who you are, Jesse Gallagher. Now we know who you are. You should be able to just drop it in the... Yeah. And also, I want you guys to take a look at this, and then we'll get the fuck out of here. Tomorrow, something I'm very proud of that I hope you guys will like. It's coming out on YMH.

the mystery boys at last are here. I just went to see Eric Weinstein talk about, so I couldn't understand what he was saying because I'm not a physicist with Kurt. Are we going to play this? I mean, we've already played it once, but fuck it. Let's play it. No, we didn't play this, did we play? Welcome to the mystery boy.

Yeah, and play it. Go ahead. I'm Kermes, Trez. Welcome to the mystery boys. I'm Kermis, Trez, White Clause, Ms. Dunstan, Trudeau. We're here to Gabe your fourth eye. 3-Eye Atlas JFK's doctor Hamas

Hitler's doctor MK Ultra Drina Krum Alzer Kraud You ain't heard the mystery boys Get to Mbotton That is coming out tomorrow And it's going to change the fucking world

The Mystery Boys on YMH I hope you will tune in It's premiering tomorrow Check it out I love you guys Thank you for tuning into the day stream More night streams will be coming this week

I'll see you then Thanks Josh Thanks for everything.