Duncan Trussell Family Hour - 755: Is The Military Using Sasquatch Vocalizations As An Advanced Sonic Weapon?

Episode Date: June 8, 2026

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Oh, have we started? No. Ah, you're here. I knew you'd come. Boy, we have got a lot to cover today. There is... Oops, there's so much going on in the world. So much happening within your own mind.

There's so much everywhere. Where are you? You work? Hope you're doing great. What kind of socks you're wearing? These are the questions I have. Go ahead, chat. Tell me what kind of socks you're wearing.

I'm super excited to... premiere, a new song by Clint Klangler. This is, most you already know who this is. This is the podcast. We got to be friends. And Clint sent me this new video that's going to be dropping soon. Do me a favor. For those of you who are, I don't know if you can record this or how any of this works at

all, but don't record this. It's basically, he told me I could play this if I told you guys, don't spread this shit around. And, uh, but it's exciting. You're going to hear it on all the radio stations soon. But yeah, go ahead and play the milkshake song, Josh. This song is such a jam too. He's such a talent. There we go. Is it queen making me mix every day filling up cups with sweet ice cream. Did you want Oreos mixed in your shake? Here you go, baby. It's 488. As a surprise, here's a free bag of fries.

Diff in the shake, it tastes so good you might cry. Ooh, baby, I'm making shakes all day. When I get home, I get into fat. Clean myself with my tongue just like my cat. Pull on some jammies and get in the sack and dream about shakes till the morning. I'm a shake man. Making shakes is my master plan.

Cold as the Arctic sweet. to Japan you better believe I do the best that I can and when I get home I get in the bath make myself clean like a cute little cat put on my jammies and get in the sack and dream about shakes till the morning Casey he runs the registered and Mary she's my manager and horace he makes a surprise when I'm making shakes he gives me the stank Because I thanked Mary in her car last week. And Mary's his fiance at least, that's what he thinks. And when I get home, I get in the bath.

Lick myself clean like a beautiful cat. Put on my jamming. Get in the sack and dream about shakes till the morning. I use B.F. Skinner's philosophy to program the masses when I sang. By now you've tuned me out, and that's okay. Because it helps me access your different brain. Driving in your car, not listening.

While you succumb to my conditioning, your powerless and dumb and need to help a strong leaders to keep you safe. I'm a shake man just like my dad, filling up cups with that creep myself clean jammies and great shakes till the... Ah man, that is such a hit. And we need songs like that right now. I gotta say it. You know, I don't know what's going on out there, but it seems like people have allowed

themselves to succumb to a kind of gloomy desperation. And guys, come on, you got to snap out of this shit. Everything's fine. The world's beautiful. Yet, did we use some kind of incredible brand-new sonic weapon in Venezuela that makes you puke blood? It makes your ears and nose bleed? I don't know. I don't know. It could be, but I've got inside information regarding this weapon. And a lot of people are thinking this is some kind of Havana syndrome shit. Some people are connecting it to potentially the UAPs, interestingly enough, the side effects from being around UAPs happens to be the exact or similar symptoms that people, in Venezuela reported when they experienced whatever the fuck this sonic weapon was.

You can actually look it up. I'll dig it up here in a second. There's a Freedom of Information Act report on what people who get around UAPs have experienced. And the point is we don't know what it is. Or do we? One of my insiders has sent me information regarding what these sonic weapons are. And so I'm not going to obviously play a sonic weapon on the DTFH. If I did that, there would probably be car accidents.

I don't want you to fall over and puke blood or anything like that. But yeah, go ahead and pull it up. For those of you aren't aware of this thing. And why would you be aware of it, honestly? And I think it should be interesting. A Milwaukee M18 Fuel 120 MPH, that's a great deal on a leafblower. a US use powerful mystery weapon that brought Venezuelan soldiers to their knees during the Maduro raid. Let's roll down a little bit here.

In a jaw-dropping interview, the guard described how American forces wiped out hundreds of fighters without losing a single soldier using technology, unlike anything he's ever seen or heard. We were on guard, but suddenly all our radar system shut down without any explanation, the guard said. the next thing we saw were drones, a lot of drones flying over our positions. We didn't know how to react. I know how I'd react. Get the fuck out of there. But these few minis said came armed with something more powerful than guns.

They were technologically very advanced. The guard recalled. They didn't look like anything we fought against before. What in suit, he said, was not a battle, but a slaughter. We were hundreds. We had no chance. They were shooting with such precision and speed. It felt like each soldier.

was firing 300 rounds per minute. Then came the weapon that still haunts him. At one point, they launched something. I don't know how to describe it, he said. It was like a very intense sound wave. Suddenly I felt like my head was exploding from the inside. The effects were immediate and horrific. We all started bleeding from the nose, he said.

Some were vomiting blood. We fell to the ground and able to move. We couldn't even stand up after that sonic weapon or whatever it was. Now, you can cut that. Thanks, John. most of you are probably aware of an interesting phenomena that happens when you are in the proximity of a soft-squatch, bigfoot, skunk ape, whatever you want to call it. And these creatures, they make fascinating vocalizations that are completely different

from other shit that you hear out in the world. woods. A lot of people say it's like cougars fucking or something or like horny bears. I'm going to play some Bigfoot vocalization sent by my source just so you get an idea. And before I play this, whatever you do, do not amplify this. If you amplify this, Pat, like if you turn the volume up really high, it will make your nose bleed. And you connect the dots here, friends. I'll connect them forward. you. Apparently, what this new sonic weapon is, is amplified fucking bigfoot vocalizations. That you put them through a big enough speaker, like a rave level speaker, like a psychedelic

trans goa speaker, and it doesn't just make your nose bleed. It makes you shit your fucking pants, too. The guy didn't mention that because he was embarrassed. But yeah, let's go ahead and play some of these. These are vocalizations. I bet you haven't heard yet if you're a crypted vocalization connoisseur as I am. Let's go ahead and play the first one, Josh. Can you believe that? Can you imagine being out in the woods and you hear that? What the hell was that?

Is your nose bleeding? I think I got a white. Take your headphones off. Just turn it down. your headphones. You've told you before the show. Don't turn your fucking headphones up to your lap. Play the next one. Turn my shit down, dude.

Turn my headphones down. I just shit my pants. Dude, I told you before he came in here, man. Play. Play, okay. Now, these are legitimate. These were recorded. the anorondacks deep in the woods,

the legitimate recordings of something out in the woods, whatever the fuck this thing is, I never want to hear it. And I certainly, if I was in Venezuela, guarding Maduro, this is the last thing I want to hear after high-tech soldiers used AI to launch hundreds of rounds of bullets at me. I mean, it seems like you should start with this.

You know, you don't what I mean? Start with the best. Like, if they have something that makes you fall, down and bleed and shit your pants, why do you need bullets? Can't you just do that? Go in and get Maduro and split? Why do you got to use the bullets? Go ahead and play the next.

I'm not a strategist. I don't work for the military. Seems like you need to kill everybody. This next one's fucked up. Sounds sick. Play that one again. It sounds like he's puking. Play that one again. He sounds... Ugh. It's a sick bigfoot. You guys think it's sick like any other creature.

Wow. Yeah. So these are Bigfoot for those of you just joining us. These are Bigfoot vocalizations sent to me, an insider. Apparently these Bigfoot vocalizations are being used

to deploy these sonic weapons that are fucking people up all over the planet. Everyone being knocked on their ass by this shit these days. Like, I happen to my friend. They're not just using them in Venezuela, by the way. I think they're coming from satellites, but my friend said he was walking

from in and out and he shit his pants and heard something sounded like that, but deeper. Okay, go ahead and play the next one. is it humphi. a big foot humpie play out and again what the fuck was that that is so fucking weird oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh i wish i'd actually screen that before playing it for you guys. I hope I don't get my channel taken down. But, you know, this cryptid shit is out of control these days. There has been an uptick encrypted

sightings by 80%. And for those of you who are into crypto, I don't think it's an accident that they call it cryptocurrency. If you will notice, I had an AI do this for me, any time cryptid sightings go up, Bitcoin goes up. Did you know that, Josh? Yeah, I saw that. So when you start, you know, hearing about like cryptid sightings, I'm going to show you on in a second that is fucking spooky as hell. And, you know, as a dad, I don't know how many of you are dads,

but as a dad, you're a dad, Josh. Maybe you could, like, every once in a dad, you, like, show your kid things. And you're like, what have I done? Like, I'm definitely getting woken up tonight. Like he's going to have a nightmare because of this thing that I just showed him. But you just do it. And then you're like, why did I just show him this? But see if you can, this one might be hard to look up.

Google, I don't know, it's like this weird new cryptid Bigfoot video of this fucking thing peering around a tree. Like look up crypted looking around a tree. There's a name for these things. It's so spooky. Went viral, went everywhere. But it's legitimately creepy, man. Anything could be AI these days. You know what I mean?

I personally don't use this stuff, but anything could be, that's not it. It's, let me see if I can find this. Anything could be AI. So I guess we have to, like, anything we look at now, is it real? Is it not? But.

Is it any of these? Hold on. I could just find it. Creature peers around a tree. Hide behind. Look up hide behind. That's what they're calling these things. God, we're all getting so dumb.

Hide behind creature. Oh, yeah, I got it. I got it. Here, I'm going to share this with you. Is it one of these? Yeah, that's it. That's it. The hide by, play that one with 38K views. This man caught the so-called high-behind on camera in a spoof.

Okay, just take a look at this shit. Look at the tree, guys. Take a look at this. Look at this. I fucking hate this video. Watch. Watch. What the fuck?

Did you see that? Play it again. It looks. This does not look like AI to me. Look at it. This fucking thing. Learing out from behind a tree at an angle. Watch.

It completely disappears behind what right there. It like lines itself up with the tree. Let's read the comments. See what people are saying. See what the people have to say about this. Comments. Oh,

talking about the comments on this video or the comments on this video yeah this is it okay scroll down lumberjacks drink alcohol because the hide keep scrolling down squatch okay this is an expert here it says yeah you did the right thing by walking away do not provoke it like okay first of all who the fuck is going to provoke this creepy-ass creature camouflaging itself who doesn't walk away do not provoke it The high bind is a dangerous North American folklore creature who attacks without warning. It can cause death by snatching prey and disemboweling them with claws. Read more. I love for this person is an expert on this shit.

It will hide behind anything and stalks humans often. You should have brought a fire source because the hide bind is afraid of fire and fire will ward it off. If you feel like you're being watched, leave the area immediately. and if you're in your home, remove any food. What? Seal up openings. I guess the hide behind could follow you all the way home.

But when I go in the woods, man, I always feel like I'm being watched. Don't you? Like, it's easy to feel like you're being watched in the woods. I used to go when I was living in Asheville, North Carolina, I would go hiking in this beautiful place. But it was like really, really creased. and deep, deep Appalachia.

And there was like an interesting, I don't know what it was. To this day, I'm uncertain of what it was, but it was like some kind of cult or commune or something, all these like weird cabins and stuff. And every once in a while you'd see people walking out of there. And they all believed that there were like gnomes and fairies that lived up in that area.

And like one, one dude when we were looking for a house I told him I've been hiking up there it's big ivy for those you live up there I love it was my favorite hike and I told this one guy was hiking up there and he got real weird it's like what are you doing going out there like it was dangerous or something and but you you know you would run into people out there that that like it was fucking weird people just show up out of nowhere like once I was sitting with my kid throwing rocks into a creed and like out of nowhere this weird dude

shambles down like the other side of the creek and is looking at us pointing at us throwing rocks and it's like and then darts off it was so fucking creepy I look back at the fact that I was out there with my kid not with no gun

no bears spray I feel like such a dipship because who the fuck knows but you would pass like I passed a couple of like witches out there who are like, you know, I know that sounds weird to say but I'm pretty sure they were witches. They weren't dressed in hiking gear.

They were dressed in like, it looked like homemade clothes. They had like weird little pouches and shit. Not like your normal ayahuasca hippies. And this is like deep in the woods. You just run into like strange, strange characters out there and always this sense of like being watched. you're just so vulnerable out there

out in the woods you didn't happen to hear like ding da ding ding ding ding like with a banjo or anything did you is that a deliverance joke I'm just saying that would scare the shit out of me no one's recovered from that scene by the way no one's recovered from squeal like a pig

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Thank you, Squarespace. Talking about deliverance. Josh is talking about deliverance. Some kayakers, Bert Reynolds, of course. They decide they want to go on a copy. kayak trip. And, you know, they go out there in the woods. They encounter some people living up there in the woods.

Some, he plays this incredible song on his guitar with this kid with a banjo. By the way, the story of that is that was, that was real. Like, he just started playing with that kid and the kid was really good on his banjo. And then, of course, they end up getting stalked by these horny fucking rednecks like and it leads to the most horrifying scene i can't say the word on youtube where god what's the actor's name that ned ned betty ned look it up he never escaped that by the way that followed him for the rest of his life ned badie yeah poor ned bady you know take your panties off called his underwear panties i think

fucking nasty nasty and that's who he picks ned baidy to to bang down out there in the woods like not even like pull up ned baity deliverance let's do a side by side analysis here because it's like an interesting choice i don't want to call it a plot hole but it seems fascinating to me that of the of the cast of deliverance they pick ned betty there he is and not beautiful bert reynolds and it's like zip down vest. Because like if I'm a horny redneck out there wanting to get some kayaker ass, I'm not picking Beatty first. I'm going for Bert Reynolds. Yeah, you can pull that up. That's the scene. It's really disturbing. What about the other dude of the mustache? John Voight. No, they go for Ned Beatty. That really speaks to how lonely men get out in the woods.

You know, you got to be so lonely to bang down Ned Beatty in the woods. But I do have a story. Kind of derail me here, Josh. I do have a Ned Beatty story. My dad was somehow involved in the Kin Stabler Celebrity Golf Tournament. Can you pull up Ken Stabler Celebrity Golf Tournament? Yeah. That's Ken Stabler.

And I guess he would have some kind of like, well, you have a golf tournament and they'd get celebrities like Ned Beatty to show up and play golf. And my dad was somehow involved in this. I don't really understand it. I was pretty young. But when I was a kid,

my dad took me to one of these. And I ran into Ned Beatty at a grocery store because he was there for the celebrity golf tournament. And, you know, I was a little shitty kid. And I saw him in the first thing out of my mouth, of course. was squeal like a pig. And the look of despair on Ned Beatty's face, I'll never forget it.

Like, I don't know how I thought he'd react, but I was just excited to see Net Beatty. The question is, like, at that age, why had I seen deliverance? It's a better question. I don't know why a picture a little kid, but still with a beer, like, squeal like a pig. But yeah, I saw Ned Baby. I said squeal like a pig and he got this look of such profound sadness and he said something like that's the third time I've heard that today and just walked off so that's a ned baity wherever he goes somebody's telling him squeal like a pig squeal like a pig We never fucking escaped that, which is really sad. But these cryptids friends, they're out of control right now.

There's a lot of interesting things that are happening right now. You know, I'm a weirdo. You know, I don't know what the word you could use for these days, neurodivergent. I hate that word. But, you know, essentially right now, if you're, a noticer, there's a lot to notice. One thing that you should always look out for

when is echoes. Like, you should always look out for like, whenever things start echoing themselves, it means that you're in some kind of chaos vortex. And by that, I mean, we've had a few echoes that have happened. The first being the murder of what's her name, The murder of that woman by ice agents who fucking blasted a mom in a minivan. Fucked up.

And then there was the Iranian protest, right? And then fucking you all truck, like trying to get away, runs down a couple of people. And then I think that very same fucking day, that kid who took down the Somalian operation in Minnesota, ran, had to like, you know, run through a crowd of people that wanted to kick his ass. But that's three echoes of like a car running through people. And whenever I see that shit happening, I always think, oh, fuck. We're in some kind of like, I don't know. Like, it's some kind of cultural warp or something.

So when it's trying to express itself with people like getting run down. So shit is, I mean, people like me have to be careful. because I always think something's weird because I'm weird. So everything seems weird to me. But right now, and I go online too much again, I'm back online, which is probably why I'm babbling about this stuff. But how many times you have been online and the algorithm serves you up some hippie saying things like if you're feeling weird right now,

it's because consciousness is shifting or something along those lines. And it's like, I'm on. always feeling weird. I don't think this means that global consciousness is shifting or anything like that. But right now, there's enough things happening where I think it's safe to say the tea kettle is about to blow. Some shit is about to go down. You could feel it. There's too many things happening at once. We've got global unrest. Another echo that's happening is you've got the Iranian protests, tempted revolution

happening over there and you've got protests happening over here. You've got like, you know, completely for different reasons, but nonetheless, the like temperature

of the culture right now is really fucking hot. And so you've got in Iran right now what could theoretically be some kind of like revolution. And look,

you know, I don't know what's going on over there, but it's scary as fuck. The currency collapsed and they turned off the internet so people won't commute. That's the scariest part of all. I want to just turn the internet off. Somehow they figured out a way to block Skylink. So it just went dark over there.

And apparently they just were slaughtering people. 12,000 or something. Is that what they said? 12,000 or 1,200. I can't remember. Over 2,500. All right. I don't know why I said.

I mean, that's just their numbers they're saying. I mean, it could be more. Right. I did see a video of some dude running from security forces on his motorcycle, and they hit him with a flamethrower. I did see that. So you've got all the shit going down in Iran. Then you've got Trump saying he's going to do some shit,

which is really crazy to think about. And then you have Israel apparently telling, Trump not to do that, which is even crazier that Israel is advising Trump not to attack Iran, which I thought that they loved it when we attacked Iran. But so you've got this going on. We just had the Venezuela thing happening. And then you've got Greenland, which is so fucking crazy. That was not on my apocalypse bingo card.

But there were people prognosticating that World War III, was going to start in the Arctic. Like, because of the ice caps melting. It's opening up new, like, ways through the Arctic or something like that. And that's going to be like people are going to try to control it now. Enough ice is melted to where they can get to the minerals. They can get to the fucking minerals, you know, which is so insane. And Hubbilsson 1 is saying nobody's fighting World War III in Greenland.

look, I don't, at this point, it wouldn't surprise me. It's not just the Greenland. It's because Greenland is the largest island in the Arctic, and we want to control that. And now the UN is kind of saying, yeah, we need to control that. And so now that Trump is saying we're going to take it over, I guess it's amplified the possibility that China or Russia are going to try to take control of it. So poor fucking Greenland. Pull up pictures of Greenland, by the way. It looks...

You know, they only have 57,000 people? Poor the fuck. Not fun to live in Greenland right now. They just came out and said that we'd rather stay with Denmark. It looks cozy over there. Yeah, their biggest city of their capital has 20,000 people in it. And I think they only have a few cities. Open it up.

Open up an image of Greenland. Cute. I mean, it looks like a cozy place. I like the... Looks like the North Pole. Looks like the North Pole. Yeah. So when you have all these things happening at the same fucking time,

you've got to ask yourself, like, what's the deeper reason behind all of this? Like, anytime people are... Anytime, like, world powers are beginning to make moves like this, it's for more than just... It's something else. There's always some other. information that we won't hear about.

There's some, nobody gives a shit about Greenland unless there's some real information that's come in regarding God knows what. Some plan, some plan Russia has, some, who the fuck knows?

That's the part that creeps me out, is the big question mark. Like, who the fuck knows? I think it's the great reset and because China cut us off from selling us their minerals and they had like Russia and China have 60% of the mining facilities. So we got to find new mining facilities. So that's why Venezuela, Greenland, Mexico, they have lots of minerals.

So that's what we're, it's just the chess piece is moving before the war. Get all your resources. Right. But why, why would, what I'm saying is if you're, why are you even moving the chest pieces? Like what instigated all of this? What made anyone think we need to start moving chess pieces right now? Because we kicked Russia off the SWIFT system and we completely shut them out of the banks and the other countries got upset about that. So the BRICS nation, Brazil, Russia, China, India, South Africa, they got together.

They're making their own currency. So the dollar's going to fall a lot. And so that's why we're trying to also get as many minors as we can so that we can not depend on them for their oil. That's your theory? That's just what I've been seeing on like Bloomberg and MSNBC. Quack box. Okay. Well, that's cute,

but pull up entrance to the hollow earth Greenland. Look at this, guys. Not that. Go to actual, like, all. Well, let's read what the AI says.

The idea of Greenland entrance to Hollow Earth is a popular myth stemming from early figures by figures like Marshall Gardner who suggested entrances at the polls, but there's no scientific evidence or credible proof of any such portal with Greenland being far from the North Pole

near Kaffa Clubben Island and hollow earth theories remaining in the realm of folklore despite some past scientific projects like Camp Century existing there. Camp Century, a real Arctic site, a U.S. research base built under the ice, but this was a subsurface camp. What?

Pull up Camp Century. What the fuck? According to documents to classified in 1996, Camp Century was a preliminary camp for Project IceCamp. Whom, whose goal is to install a vast network of nuclear missile launch sites that could survive a first strike. Missiles were never fielded at the facility, and obtaining the necessary consent for the Danish government to do so is never brooch.

The camp operated from 1959 until 1967. It consisted of 21 tunnels with a total length of 9,800 feet and was powered by a nuclear reactor. Project Iceworm was aborted after realization that the ice sheet was not stable. was originally assessed, and then the missile-based concept was not feasible. The reactor was removed in Camp Century later was abandoned. However, hazardous waste remains. Okay, pull up images of Camp Century. We got to see pics of this.

Holy fuck, that's crazy. Whoa, look at that statue. What is that? What the fuck? Pull up an image of one of these underground tunnels. Look at this, guys. Holy shit. Look at that.

Pull up that giant ice tunnel down there. This one? Any of them. Whoa. They were just burrowing under the ice in Greenland. And they stopped. Sure they did. Look at that.

Project Iceworm. Wow. The facility dug into the Greenland Ice sheet, housed up to 200 soldiers and a small nuclear power plant. Not to mention, look up like the Nazis in Antarctica. Weren't they building base? Look up Nazi bases Antarctica.

Look, this AI really doesn't like what I'm saying. The idea of a hidden Nazi Antarctic base with flying saucers and Hitler hiding there is a persistent conspiracy theory based on distortions of real post-W2 militants. Fuck you, AI. Suck my dick. Hitler was up there flying UFOs. Okay, open that.

In the late 1930s, the Nazis showed an interest in Antarctica and send an expedition to survey a part of it and claim it for Germany. The little-known German expedition to Antarctica from the 17th of December to the 12th of April on the ship, M.S. Schwabernand had the purpose of claiming an area now known as Droning Maudland, mainly to protect the German whaling industry. You know, my theory on this, go ahead, it's just a theory. Look at me. Don't believe me. I'm full of shit. But one last thing, to connect the dots here. Pull up increased

UAP activity prior to earthquakes. This one? Yeah. UFO reports spike three to eight times during seismic activity. They ramp up before earthquakes,

not after. Phase three found the mechanism. Paisoelectric bedrock reports cluster on Franciscan Serpent. This is a Reddit post, so it's definitely true. Portland's famous

But yeah, so for those of you out of the loop on this, on like Operation High Jump, Rear Admiral Bird, supposed claims that like the Nazis had encountered these like an advanced civilization out there in the Arctic. If just for the sake of a thought experiment, sure it's probably for minerals or whatever, but it's interesting to consider, consider these UAPs are terrestrial, they're not coming from outer space, that the UAPs that people have been

encountering in mass, they might have underground bases, but they also might have like burrowed into the earth or they might be coming from within the earth. They might be coming from somewhere in Antarctica. And so the reason there's this sudden like weird rush to take over Greenland is because somehow, like, we know that these things are, like, showing up more and we want to have, like, I don't know, control over that part of the world. That's my dumb-ass take on it. Russia wants Alaska back. That's crazy.

Alaska was purchased by the United States from the Russian Empire for $7.2 million. Who made that deal? That's fucking crazy. Russia was eager to sell the difficult to defend territory. It's so, you know, it's just so fascinating to me that most of us, I'm sure most of you, definitely me, we don't have any control over this level of imperialism happening all over the world. We're fucking peons. We have no, nothing can be done. And it's just so interesting, especially when you got to.

a new baby to watch this stuff happening. You know what I mean? You've got a diaper blowout. And on TV, they're saying they're using top secret, never before use sonic weapons in Venezuela. It really balances you out. But it's just a very strange thing to have those two energies back to back. And maybe part of the reason all this stuff is happening all at once is, they know, like, at some point, we just throw our arms up. And I'm like, you know, what can we fucking do? What could be done? Now we're just sitting around waiting for the next shitty news story to show up,

sitting around waiting to see, are we going to attack Iran? Which is nuts. I want the people of Iran to free themselves from some fucking caliphate if that's what they want to do. but it is odd that we just accept somehow we need to be involved in that. Well, if their currency collapsed, then we already attack them? Well, yeah. I mean, this is like classic CIA ship, by the way. Like CIA has been like, has mastered helping overthrow regimes.

I mean, this is another version of regime change. And it's all on that list, by the way. This is all on the list of countries that we wanted to overthrow. think Iran was like the last one. Once we get Iran, that's it. We've done it. And so it's just the fact that all these things are happening at once that freaks me the fuck out.

It's very strange. Now let me see if my wife sent me this other thing. It's completely different. I'm sorry for going on and on about this stuff. I'm going to send this to you. Play this. My wife discovered a fascinating Instagram account where this. This guy is going to, I believe, Somalians

and casting fake spells on them and it freaks them the fuck out. I'm going to send this to you, Josh. Okay, give me one second. I've got to send it to myself. Also, it might be because I'm an old crust. None of this shit surprises me at all. This is what we've always been doing.

God help you if you have fucking oil. Because that would be the ultimate peace weapon is an oil evaporation weapon. You know, like just something that made all the oil disappear. There'd be global peace. Just get rid of all the oil. Can't run any of the war machines anymore. I'll play the audio.

Uh, might as well. It's on Instagram. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Excuse me. Ladies.

Do you know me? My name is Miss Ile. I've been sent by your ancestors. cast a spell on you. Do you know the spell? I've been sent to cast a spell on new people. Eliah, Eli, la. The spell.

Excuse me? Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.

Yes. Yes. It's working. It scares the shit out of this. That was scared the shit out of me too. Me too. I want to act like, yeah, those superstitious Somalians, that would haunt me for days.

If I was walking into a grocery store and some dude cast a spell on me, I'd have nightmares for days. The next bad thing that happened to me, I'd be like, that motherfucker got me. Have you ever had anybody put a spell on you? Oh, yeah. For sure.

No doubt. I mean, it wouldn't surprise me. I mean, you know, you could put a spell on anybody. That level of magic, But what's interesting about, I mean, if you wanted to like categorize the kind of magic, that person is using, it's definitely chaos magic because he doesn't believe in it. Pull up Lieber No. By the way, if you guys are interested in chaos magic, this is a, this is a seminal book. L-I-B-I-R-L-L-L-L-L-L. N-U-L-L-L. Yeah. An introduction to chaos magic. This is pretty good. If you're interested in, Liburnal and Psychonaut

and Introduction to Chaos Magic This is a good book that will get you schooled on Chaos Magic. Here, open up the description, I'll read it to people. Oh, that's it. It contains a selection of extremely powerful rituals and exercises for committed occultists, psychonaut as a manual, comprising

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It is a mistake to consider any belief more liberated than another. It is the possibility of change, which is important. Every new form of liberation is destined to eventually become another form of enslavement for most of its adherence. There is no freedom from duality on this plane of existence, but one may at least aspire to a choice of duality. I didn't, I should have picked something out. That's pretty good. Ideas about a person's place in society, his role, lifestyle, and ego qualities will lose their hold as the cohesive forces in society disintegrate. Subculture values will proliferate to such a bewildering extent that a whole new class of professionals will arise to control.

them. Such a transmutation technology will deal in fashions in ways of being. Lifestyle consultants will become the new priests of our civilizations. They will be the new magicians. He sure as fuck called it. Many scientific disciplines begin by not observing any sort of vital spark or consciousness in material events and proceed to deny that these things exist in living things, including themselves, because consciousness does not fit into their mechanistic schemes. They declare it illusory. magicians make exactly the reverse argument observing consciousness in themselves and animals they are magnanimous enough to extend it to all things trees amulets but chaos magic the way it works is as opposed to like i don't know if you're a christian you're probably you're you're familiar with magic but your kind of magic involves faith in this existing god whereas chaos magic is sort of saying you can just connect to anything that gives you some kind of charge. And that's magic.

So when that guy is like, even though he doesn't believe probably he's casting a spell, you could argue that is a chaos magician putting chaos magic style curses on people. It's not the words he's saying are meaningless. Or whatever. It's the effect. the change that it's creating in the world resulting from him putting on this show. That's where the magic is. Trying to find some kind of like proof or quantification of this stuff,

like you could like prana or FP and Dark Souls or something like that. You're not going to find that. But what you can find over and over and over again is that certain rituals create change. And everything's a ritual. I mean, you look at like time lapse footage of traffic. Show time lapse traffic footage. Yeah, look at that. That is so fucking cool.

And, you know, if you didn't know anything about traffic or anything like that, you'd think you were looking at a machine. You'd think you were looking at some kind of light machine that was siphoning light through tunnels. Probably would imagine that the lights of the cars were somehow connected to the lights of the skyscrapers. That maybe the skyscrapers were shooting the cars out, which they kind of are, because people live inside the skyscrapers.

But within that, you're seeing like an incredible ritual is happening there. A long-term ritual, which is producing society as we know it. Go back and show more of that. Like show time lapse of a city street, like just people in New York or something. And look at that. Everyone's going the exact same direction, doing the exact same fucking thing. See if you can find time lapse of pedestrians.

This guy stood still the whole time, fucking weirdo. Yeah, do that one. Now, you know, if you look at the way everybody's walking, if you look at that, what you're looking at there is, like, might as well be some kind of ritual, some kind of strange, mystical dance that people don't even know that they're engaged in.

every single one of the people has in their mind a different set of goals things they need to do some people are going to get their laundry done some people are going to work some people are coming home from work some people are going to a cafe some people are going on dates but when you look at it all together it's this homogenous loop of people that looks very similar to some kind of ritual oh yeah that's good look at this this is fucking incredible If you didn't know anything about humans, you would think these people were doing some kind of ritual or game. They all think they're doing their own lives. Everyone there thinks they're going their own way, doing their own fucking thing. But when you look at it as a whole, it just seems like people are involved in some kind of bizarre ritual where one group crosses the street. We played again, where one group crosses this tree and the other group crosses this street, and they just do it over and over and over again. Almost meaningless.

They wait for the cars to go. Go across, go back, across, go back. Just pause it right there. Like a heartbeat. It's like a heartbeat or circulatory system of sorts. And then if you were looking at that and you saw those two creepy faces on there, you think those must be their gods. They're worshipping those two people.

The weird fucking white-haired person, weird Nordic person underneath, you would think this was some kind of massive fucking temple. Now, pull up like a mosque. Pull up time lapse of a mosque. M-O-S-Q-U-E.

Not in my America. Yeah, there you go. Time-lapse. Do that. Time-lapse of people with the Kaaba. This one? Yeah. Look at that. here you have an actual authentic ritual you know those people are intentionally engaged in a ritual just seems a little bit more focused than the time lapse of the crossing it looks like the ant death spiral you ever seen that yeah pull up aunt death spiral these poor ants all because of

one dipshit ant got them all stuck but you Anyway, the point of chaos magic is everything is a spell. Everything is a ritual. If you think you're not engaged in a ritual right now, you're just, you don't want to deal with reality. If you're getting in your car, you're going to work, if you're engaged in any way, shape, or form as you have to be with a modern world, then you are taking part in some form of prolonged magical ritual. And so when big changes start happening on the global scale, then there's like something happening within the ritual.

Something's coming. Part of the ritual, we already know what it's done. Part of the ritual is we've summoned an entity. That's AI. We are training the entity every time we go online. We know we're engaged in that. We've summoned some entity into the world. And now to fuel the fucking entity, we need rare earth minerals to keep this fucking entity going.

We need water to make my incredible videos. And that's the main point, guys, is, you know, I'm going to have to add to Operation Beast Blass. I need you guys to start bringing water to your local day. because a huge part of Operation B Splass is going to be creating AI slop. I'm not sure exactly why, but I feel like we need to be doing more of that. We got some super chats. Hi, Lucas Durr. Thank you so much.

Have you checked out Sassy the Sosquatch yet? Please do it. It'll be worth your time for how little spare time you got. Can you pull up Sassie the Sossquatch? Oh, that looks awesome. Okay, I'm not going to watch this now, but I'll definitely check that out. That looks right up my ass. That looks incredible.

I love that kind of art. Okay, go back. Thank you for that tip. Tiny lens. If AI robots invent music that's just high-frequency talent that irritate human ears, yet they love to vibe on, could that spark the Terminator wars? pull up CES speaking of AI robots pull up new robot at CES yeah you know we do that's another thing we all have to consider if you've got kids 100% chance a robot when your kids are growing up is going to suck your kids dick yeah so all these new robots got revealed at CES go to YouTube pull up CES robot some of these are fucking incredible but basically like you know they're gearing up for all of us having robots working in our home Pull up the future of robots on display.

This one's cool as fuck. Don't play the audio. Just scroll to the robot. Yeah. They're finally figuring it out. These things are crazy. Look at the way they can rotate. I think it said that it can lift up to like 120 pounds, maybe 75 pounds.

So I don't know. Maybe these are industrial robots. 110. 110. Look at that. See how it spins its arms over like that? You can rotate its torso that way. Hey, useless human, fuck you.

Yeah. And, you know, that's a cutie pie. It's Wally. Yeah. The thing is, like, with all these robots and these people making the fucking robots, and it's like, there's very little conversation about what that actually means for society. It doesn't seem like that comes up at CES so much. It's like you see a robot that could spin its head around, spin its torso around,

do work that humans used to do. And they don't say anything about like, and what happens to the people that was their job. They never mentioned that. You never hear that come up. And then the other thing that doesn't seem to be being talked about enough is that people are going to be fucking these things. And to me, that's the, that's of, like, it's at least on par with the level of massive unemployment that's going to happen because of these things. Because when you consider how many things we enjoy in the world are there because dudes wanted to fuck, there were horny guys that wanted to fuck.

and so they needed money, you know, and so they invented some incredible thing. And, you know, like when you look at guys, you know, like, oh, you just got a haircut. He took a shower. They want, it's because they're horny. You know what I mean? I'm not sure if we're going to see a lot of showered dudes

if at their home they have access to a sex robot that's like a cross between Angelina, Joe Lee, and maybe like a little like somebody sprinkled in a little something like their mom. You know what I mean? Yeah, and robots can't smell so they don't have to ever take a shot. They know. And you know, it's like the, like, and the robot is not just sucking your dick. The robot is like actively making investments in penny stocks for you.

Yep. So the robot is making you money and sucking your dick. And I don't think people understand what that's going to do to. society. Like, that's going to fuck shit up at a level no one ever expected because the impetus, the thing that drove men like Copernicus and Galileo out of their fucking houses to make great discoveries, the thing that got Albert Einstein to sketch out the theory of relativity. I don't mean to reduce these people to just they wanted to fuck and get their dig sucked. But I'm sure that's part of it.

When you take that away, what happens? Collapse. Collapse. You're going to have conversations with your beautiful sex android at home. You're going to be fat as fuck. Dirty. You haven't wiped your ass in days. And your sex robot is just like, don't worry about it.

I love you how you are. She's going to be writing songs for you, singing beautiful, beautiful songs to you about how good you smell. She's going to, for sure, these sex androids are going to be able to dispense purified water from their tits. So you could lay on the couch, it'll cuddle you, jerk you off while you're like a hamster drinking out of one of these things, sucking Coca-Cola out of your sex robot's tits while it jerks you off on the TV are, or, are sure.

shows that no one else is seen because the next version of streaming is it just knows what you like and starts making shows for you with AI based on what you like. So you're going to be on your couch getting edged out by your sex robot, sucking fucking Coca-Cola out of her tits while she jerks you off, sings to you. You're having problems with a dark souls boss? She's going to take the can gently take the controller from your hand, help you take out the Freya, the fucking boss and dark souls, I cannot take out,

edge you out. You could even say to her, oh, can, no more Coca-Cola, can you just do mayonnaise? She's going to spray mayonnaise and pre-chewed french fries out of her tits. We're going to go back to breastfeeding,

is what I'm saying. No one's talking about this. It's CES. Sounds amazing. Yeah. It's going to be amazing until the power goes out. It's going to be amazing until you can't charge your sex robot anymore because nobody knows how that stuff works anymore.

One day, there's going to be a couple of nerds who go to class at MIT and nobody's there. No professors. Like, where is everybody? Oh, they're back at home getting their dick sucked by their sex robots. They have mouths on both sides of their heads. They're going to have mouths all the way around. This is where we're headed, friends.

Asexual people will take over the world. There will be no more asexual people. I promise you that. I'm not saying there aren't asexual people, but how much of being asexual is you just don't want to deal with all the trouble it takes to get fucked. You know what I mean? The asexual people, you could argue

or just like people are like, fuck that. I'm not going to go to some fucking bar. I don't want to do volunteer work. I'm not going on fucking Tinder. No one's going to be on Tinder anymore. Have you seen the movie with Megan Fox? And she's like a robot that this guy purchased, but she's like a sexy robot.

And then she has sex with them. And the wife is very upset because she's like dying in the hospital. Yeah. So my wife and I had a whole argument about that, that when we buy a robot in the future, I can't buy like a sexy Megan Fox robot. I have to buy a man, which I thought was unfair.

So wait, so your wife is going to be able to fuck the dude robot? No, because I would get the dude robot with no genitals. But yeah, I can't get a sexy making fox robot. You could attach genitals. I mean, that's the thing. There's going to be the ability to detach and attach genitals to your sex robot. People don't understand. It's going to be modular.

You think they're just going to, dude, I promise you. Like, that's, when you buy your sex robot, you're probably going to buy a genital-free robot because you're going to be like, yeah, I want it to do laundry. and then, you know, you know what I mean? That's going to be like an upgrade, like on a phone. You just like, you want genitals? You got it. Yeah.

No one's talking about this. It's going to decimate society. Like how much of the economy is based on horniness? You know, how much of the economy is happening just because people are lonely and want to fuck. Justin Culler is saying, thank you, Justin, for the super chat. I think the Venezuela story is a sigh out.

The fact that they use the number 300, the story is a huge sign to that. Why? Why the number 300? I don't understand. 300 Spartans of the oh, right. Like they're saying they're the Spartans. Look, I don't know. I mean, it sounds like, all of it just sounds like propaganda to me. I don't know. It sounds completely like bullshit to me. It sounds exactly like what you would want to like broadcast to the world. You have some kind of new sonic weapon or something like that. But like with all of these things, If you're somebody out there who sees that and gets excited about it, just remember. Like, they're not just going to use it on Venezuelans.

The very last thing we fucking need is for the government to have access to some kind of sonic weapon that can quell uprisings. Just by blasting people in the streets, knocking them down. We don't want that. Any, like, for those of you who, like, celebrate, like, you know, the shit, like, ice. It's like, dude, you have to understand. Like, if you're like a, I want borders, get rid of the immigrants person, you are banking on the idea that like some militarized fucking outside the law of police force isn't eventually going to be turned on you. That's what everyone's banking on. They had it at the G20 meetings in Pittsburgh.

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There was an array of sound amplifiers used during the demonstration. Levoni Bicker staff of the Pittsburgh Bureau of Police. The Poconos police brought the long-range acoustic device with him. The long-range L-Rad is designed for long-range communication and, quote, unmistakable warning. Yeah, it's shrill warning tones. I don't know if that's the same thing they use. Oh, yeah, 145 to 151 decibels equal to a gunshot.

And I saw a robot today on the way into the studio delivering food. I like how they smile at you now and they blink like they're supposed to be cute. Cute. Yeah. You're supposed to be cute. I mean, look, I think there's something exhilarating about keeping your eye on all of this stuff. But don't get too lost in it. It's just fun to talk about on podcasts.

I wouldn't freak out about it too much, really. I mean, there is a simple solution to all of this. It's like, turn my yappy ass off. Turn all of us off. Shut it down. Just turn it off. You're fine. I used to think video games were fucked up.

Like, you shouldn't use video games, but I'm pretty sure, and I'd love to know what you think about this, Josh, that it would be better to spend all your time playing video games than go online, go on social media, listen to people like me. It's probably better to just cut it all off. Go ahead.

Enjoy technology. Just the right now, and by the way, I've had three friends of mine just out of the blue reaching out to me because they're like, I can't, like social media is so fucked up right now. Like you can't, you can't go on it for more than a few seconds. And I feel like that too. Anytime I pull up Instagram, it's like within a few seconds, I'm feeling bummed out by way, way more bummed out than if I'm like binging dark souls or something. Curious what you guys think about that.

Al Burp is saying I got to play Crusader Kings 3. I can't play anything except Dark Souls right now, and I don't have time for that. I just can't get it. The game is so perfect. It's hard for me to stop playing. Rad Art Tan Comics says video games waste time. You could be being productive.

Well, I'm also working on my art. still trying to learn how to draw see what we got here look at that somewhat like kind of like what would you guys say it was that fifth grade level

am I at least there you have to understand when I started my art journey I hate it when people say that um I like if you think this shit's bad fuck I was horrible horrible

then let's see this is about the most realistic human head I've pulled off yet but still looks fucked up next too long eyes are weird

sketch of a serial killer what sketch of a serial killer what do you mean that looks like a serial killer to you like if I saw a sketch and that's a what first of all it's a woman

statistically men women are not serial killers they statistically they get caught less What? Statistically, they get caught this. That's interesting. Thank you, Beth. Yeah, for all of you out there,

highly recommend learning out of draw. Like, it's great because it overrides all the art shaming you probably have had. Like, it's amazing. It challenges your ego. Do you know how embarrassing? I'm embarrassed I feel now showing you my art? It's embarrassing.

And, like, all of that is from, like, way back. People shame other people. for like attempting to make art. So it... Look what happened to Hitler. Fuck, yeah. Look what happened to Hitler. He's pretty good.

Way better than me. Pull up like a Hitler drawing. Not bad. That's really good. I mean, obviously a horrible fucking person, but dude, if I painted something like that, you better fucking believe I'd be showing you guys a lot more art. Hitler painted that?

Yeah. Wow. I mean, wow. Yeah. It's better than Ringo. Star, you've ever seen his paintings? No. They're awful.

Let me take a look. Don't say that. Don't. I have to say this to my kids, too. Like, take it easy. Okay. Okay. Pull up the Biden.

The Biden kids are. What's his name? There you go. That's not bad. Hunter Biden's paintings. There you go. Hunter Biden. honestly not bad

pull one up can you enlarge that no you got to subscribe to see it just do like an image sir yeah that's a nice leaf look at his leaf looks pretty good scroll down it's okay I like it

that's good open that up yeah not bad scroll down that's really good kind of Aboriginal or something pretty awesome intracite he's like you know it's not it's like people who like ambient music people who make ambient music make this kind of art i don't know about that i mean it's i'm not judging anybody's art

this shit is hard but for those of you out there get into it because there are so many great instagram accounts that will teach you all these tricks that i've been using that it works. And then this is something that's really interesting, and I didn't know this until recently, when my mother-in-law got me some really good

drawing pencils. There is a difference. Because my feeling, because I, like, went through a pretty embarrassing modular synthesizer phase is like stop buying new synthesizers. It doesn't fucking matter. If you don't know how to make music, it doesn't matter.

Like, you could have the most advanced fucking mogue on earth and it's still going to suck. And so then I just started focusing on the piano and stuff. But with art, it does make a difference. So, like, you need to get, like, pretty good drawing pencils. Because, like, I would look at shit. I was drawing with, like, garbage pencils and think, what the fuck, man? It feels like there's some impact the pencils are having on my ability to make stuff. But it really makes a huge difference. And keep your pencils That makes a big difference too. But you can go online and find all of these great tutorials.

There's so many good art accounts out there. Lord Spew, check him out. He's super funny. He did storyboards for the Midnight Gospel and some of the animation. But there's so many great resources out there. And it's very addictive. And I'm not just, I'm not talking to the people out there who are like artists. I know some of you listen to my podcast in paint, which is really,

cool to me. I'm talking to those of you out there who are like, I'm the shittiest artist. What are you talking about? Get into it. Like, it really is an amazing meditation. It fucks with your ego. You have to contend with the fact that you actually suck and aren't like you. Like, my progress is so slow, but there is progress. And that gives you a real thrill. It's very exciting. I think if I keep doing this for another like two years. At the end of two years, I'll be able to like draw pretty realistic portraits, I think.

But I don't know. Maybe not. Like as you're like, God, I wish I had other, let me see if I have other sketchbooks here. Let me see. Like this, again, I'm not showing you this because I think it's good. Just know that. This isn't like, wow, look how good in art.

This is like, I'm trying to show you. honestly how like embarrassing it can be. But like this is like I decided I'm going to start like forcing myself to finish pictures. I don't even know what the fuck that was supposed to be. Look at how depressed that guy looks. But you go through these phases with it where I get so mad at myself. Like you look at your hand and you're like,

what the fuck? You were just able to do that. Now you can't. Then you like spit out garbage like this. you know and it's suck you're looking at you're like oh my god that's just i want it to be so different from that but something in that really fucks with your head it makes you i don't know it just feels like some kind of great meditation but this is the shit i've been doing like when i'm like taking care of my wife laying in bed with her and the baby i just sit and sketch and sketch and sketch but then

when I sit and try to draw actual people. Oh, I just want to die. Like, it's horrible. And you don't want them to look at what you're drawing because they will think you think they're hideous when you're just like bad at sketching. I got art. What's that?

I got some art. Let me see. All right. This is a cartoon I did a long time ago. Rocks are gross. You haven't made a frog before. I haven't. I did one time.

I was real desperate. I just lost my job. It's great. The Bear factory. I'm making that up. I've never had a job in my life. I was just like, fuck it. Let's see how far the rabbit hole goes.

I pipped this frog. And I just slimy. Yeah. And I ate them. And it was like a big ball of cum. Just it was so gross, dude. My dad was in show business too, right? What was that from a podcast?

It was a movie with John Candy and Dan Aykroyd. They go to a cabin or something. The great outdoors. Yeah, my dad got his top blowing off. And then they shot his butt cheeks. Hey, I don't care anybody says that shit put food on our table. Guys, follow Josh Kabbal. Was that on Instagram?

Yeah, I was on Instagram. It's like from years ago. Guys, give Josh a follow, man. You should put up more of that stuff. How long did that take you to do? We did 14 episodes. It would take me 60 hours a week to do one episode. So we record a podcast that tick the funny parts and then I animated it.

There was a lot. Yeah. Listen, folks, I got to go, but I'm telling you, like, especially for those of you who, like, if you don't really care about, like, you don't care about it. Like, in other words, you think about drawing or just like, whatever. Not for you. But if you have an suspicious, like, sense of shame when it comes to, like, make it, drawing stuff, get into it.

Because it forces you to, like, I don't know, contend with whatever that is. kids are mean as fuck dude kids are mean and when you're a little little trying to make stuff no doubt some bully piece of shit was like you're horrible don't you remember god did you have this like when i was in elementary school inevitably there was some kid who could draw robots really well you remember that the robot drawing kids and you look at it and you're like what the fuck i'll never be able to do that and you try you can't draw a straight line and you don't realize that kid's been drawing robots since they had crayons. I've got, I wish that I could go back at time to a little me and be like, yeah,

you're not going to be good at this for a long time because then I could get a jump start. I got to make up for like 20 years of practice. It's not easy. But get into it, man. I'm telling you, there's something very magical about it. And you get to see your progress as you go back through all your old shitty sketchbooks. and it's really interesting to watch. Sometimes when I fall asleep,

I dream of like perspective and cubes and shapes and cross hatching and stuff. And I think that's because like even when you're not, if you practice enough, it's something you practice in your sleep. I wish that were true. Albert, you couldn't have said it better. We got to stop being that little mean kid to ourselves. Can't, you know, that little shit,

you internalize that little bastard into your mind and just sits on your, shoulder mocks everything you do. But the only way to combat it is to actually make stuff. There's no solution to the fact that the United States has suddenly decided to be openly imperialist instead of hiding it. There's nothing to do about the fact that we have essentially like a secret police force operating the United States. There's nothing to do about the fact that wizards are casting spells on unsuspecting Somali women in front of grocery stores. But one really positive thing you can do is get better at art.

Because of all the, when you look at like all the shit happening in the world, what you wouldn't call it, all the war stuff, all the political stuff. It's not artistic. It's just ape-like. Gross. Stupid. That shit sucks. So I don't know. Before you get your sex robot, why not learn to draw?

Anthony Christopher's art. Thank you, Adam. Media, I'll check it out. Look it up real quick and then we'll close out. Al Burp says, let yourself be cringe. If you're cringe, you're cringe. I've had to deal with it for years. What am I supposed to do? You can't uncringe yourself.

Oh, yeah. That is fucking cool, man. That's it. Go to Prince. Whoa, dude. Yeah. Man, I would love to be able to do stuff like that. That's just time.

You probably did that with pencils, too, or, like, microns. Sad. That's the other thing, too, is, like, you definitely see your moods get reflected in what you're drawing when you're doodling. Like, if you're in a shitty mood, you'll draw some. stuff like that. Wow. Anthony Christopher, nice. Oh, you know what? Before we go, this is probably going to get me taken off, but I do want to show one last thing. I can get out of here. What am I doing? I have discovered another YouTube channel that I love. If any of you have any connection to

proximity chat, can you reach out to them for me? I would love to have them on the podcast. Can you just pull up proximity chat? This dude trolls people in VR, and it is, Some of the funniest shit I've ever seen. Pull up. Scroll down. Scroll down. I know I'm going to get a ding for this. We'll have to cut this out.

Go, scroll back up, scroll back up. I visited a VR daycare. Check this shit out. I guess turn up the audio. It's the end of... For like eight months, pretty much. As was 120 hours. 72 hours.

I'm disabled and do nothing all day. Oh, wow. present a faithful unloyal to my husband, so you can stop trying. This is perfect. Wait, scroll. Oh, yeah. Hello.

Why are you so close? Back the fuck up. Back to fuck up. I wasn't funny. I wasn't joking. All right, now I just have to get closer. Get the fuck away from me. You dirty bitch. You're the one cuddling with a cat. Here's a pillow.

No. Can you fucking stop? You want this? I don't need it. I can please let him just want to respect their boundaries for a little have. It's the best. This guy is so good at trolling people in VR chat. And it is the funniest shit you've ever seen.

And so weirdly psychedelic. But, yeah. these are like I want to start doing podcasts in VR chat I just got to dust off the goggles how many of you have VR goggles chat if you have VR goggles type VR but do you have the quest or I have the quest I have the quest I guess got the quest three I like it you have VR the quest three yes yeah I play gun Raiders on it no no Eric has it cap the alien look at all you guys have it I think it'd be so fun to do uh DTFH with proximity chat in VR.

I just got to figure out a way to reach out to him. But his shit is wild. That wasn't the best clip that I picked, by the way. But you should definitely watch it because it is a completely alternate reality in there. And it is wild how seriously people take it. And he is a master at freaking people out and upsetting them in there, which is so funny. I guess we could do it and still stream out on YouTube if me and Josh. I figured out a way to get our shit together.

Yeah. Right? Like, I guess they'd see us in VR goggles or something. Like, how would that work? We can record the VR and then just put, just the way he did it and, you know, put it on YouTube. Do you go in VR chat? No, I haven't been in VR chat. Devo 94.

Do you do VR chat? How many of you do VR chat? I just feel like it wouldn't be accessible, but I guess we could just stream it or something. Eric says red band does it every night. Does he stream it, Eric? I guess I could ask him about it. I think he does. He like streams it on YouTube?

I don't know if it's on YouTube, but I remember him talking about it. I don't even know how to make an avatar in VR chat. Do you have to buy it? If you want, different accessories, I think you have to put, but they give you like certain ones you can just do. I just saw a documentary on Netflix on it, and it's really cool. I'm kind of afraid of it. Drax says they'll send me some art.

Oh, he streams on X. Oh, he streams it on X. Shit, maybe, can you get into VR chat with an Oculus? Do you know? Look it up and see. Yes. No way. Stand-alone app.

Oh, cool. Hmm. It'd be cool to do a podcast in there. I guess like the way, I'm trying to think how you would do it, though. Like, I would come to the studio, put on the goggles, record into this microphone, right? Or how do you get the audio? We can record the audio into these microphones. When we put it on YouTube, it's the better audio.

And then people who have the VR can go and actually be like almost a live podcast with people watching. It'd be so funny to duplicate this podcast studio in VR chat. Can you do that? Yeah. You could like, how do you do that? You have to like buy little spaces or something? I'm not sure. It would be great as a leather rose for sure.

Definitely ask Red Band though. Okay. Yeah, I'll ask Red Band. about it. Okay, I'll check it out. I've got to go on the road, by the way. I'm going to be in Appleton, starting tomorrow.

First time back on the road. Jesus Christ. For a few weeks, I'm a little worried about it. Let me see here, Duncan Russell. Being away from the kids. Why, it feels fucking weird. Yeah, I'm going to be in Appleton, Wisconsin,

at the Skyline Comedy Club, this Thursday, Friday, Saturday. Come see me at the Skyline Comedy Club in Appleton. Then maybe we'll figure out a way to do a VRDFH. If you know proximity chat, reach out to him for me, would you? I'll see if I can connect with him somehow. Maybe he's on Instagram. God bless you.

Until next time, Hare Krishna.