Duncan Trussell Family Hour - 766: Happy Talk

Episode Date: August 23, 2026

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Guys, this is me from the future, and I wanted to plug my upcoming shows. Won't you come see me at the Emerald City Comedy Club? That's going to be in Seattle, September 4th, 5th, and 6th. That's Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. I hope to see you there, Seattle. And now let's do a show. Welcome to the day stream. All of you sweet darlands out there, you know what today is.

we know today, many are saying, many are saying that gravity is going to fuck up for eight seconds. We're losing gravity for eight seconds. People went talking about this for months in the deep, dark recesses of the internet. It might not sound like a big deal. Hey, who doesn't want to fly, man? But the problem is, it's only eight seconds. What it means is at some point today, cars, people. dogs, cats, whatever's not strapped down, is going up into that sweet blue for eight seconds.

Josh, what was the calculation? How many stories? 78 feet was a total amount. How many feet per story of a building usually? I believe it's 10. Holy shit. Yeah. That's like, what is that?

78, 79 floors. You're going to go 79 floors and you're going to come down. 79 floors. So before we get going with the show, I just have some safety tips for you. If you can't stay inside today, you got something to do. You want to go get that coffee. You want to make a run for it. Gamble your entire existence on that coffee.

You want to go for your jog before gravity reverses and the apocalypse happens. Here's what you do. Parachute. If you're not wearing a fucking parachute outside, I got my parachute right here. If you're not wearing a parachute outside today, you're out of your fucking mind. Because that's just enough. I've never parachuted before. I think you just pull a cord.

But I'm going to do that because I'm not going to let myself stay inside. It's bad for you. According to Andrew Huberman, you need to get a lot of fucking sun. And I'm not going to let fear get in the way of my vitamin D. So I have a backpack with a parachute in it. When gravity reverses, I will go happily flying up into the sky. Everyone's going to be happy. The people who don't know about this are going to be like, finally, no more gravity.

It sucks. And then they're going to start screaming. And guess who's going to be looking down at those fools? They fall, plummet back to the city streets. Old DT with my safety parachutes. So these aren't that hard to find. You can find parachutes at most parachute emporiums. And I think almost every city in town has to have one because that's in the Constitution.

So make sure you go to your parachute emporium, pick up a parachute, and just walk around with it on your back. You know, and you'll see other people who are in the know, and you guys could do a sort of smile to each other and then like a condescending smirk at the fools with no parachutes on their backs. What do we have a tether? I have a tether that I... To a weight? What do you mean? What are you tethering to? I'm tethered to anywhere up.

It's about 348 feet. And I have a tether. But you can't, tether's not going to, I guess you could have a two tether system. Yeah. Like, you would have to tie one tether to something and then tie the other tether to something and tie the first tether, meaning you're always tethered. I don't even think about that. If you want to move around, it's just going to take, get a fucking parachute.

I guess you could argue, do I want to risk driving to a parachute emporium right now? Because if gravity reverses and you're in your car, Yeah. That's going to suck, dude. So yeah, I get it. You might just want to stay inside. I will not be because I prepared. I'm sort of a prepper.

So not everybody is. Not everybody. One of them sitting across from me. I prep. I want to also stand below like a 10-foot rim and then dunk it because I've never dunked before. Yeah, but that's going to be the last dunk you made. I guess you could get one on the way down to you. That's incredible.

That's the most incredible way to, Unalive oneself, I guess, would be to leap from a building with a basketball. Greatest dunk ever. Well, guys, I just got to show you this news story. I'm sure you've heard about it. Usually I try to avoid this kind of bullshit, but it's so weird that it's worth talking about. So apparently Trump was in Turkey and got word that there was going to be an Iranian assassination attempt. on Air Force, like they're going to blow up Air Force One, I guess.

And so Trump gets smuggled out in a catering truck and flown away on a different plane. Now, I don't know if this is true. I think that, you know, the New York Times is reporting this, some kind of leak. I don't know if it's true or not, but I was listening to NPR. Yeah, I listened to fucking NPR. Grow up! I was listening to NPR and they're saying like, The real fucked up angle here is that Trump left all the reporters on the airplane.

He didn't tell him. He gets the fuck off. There's a credible threat. Enough that, you know, you would endure the humiliation of being the president of the United States in the back of a fucking catering truck being driven to a jet. So it's dangerous. This is a real threat. And they, all they did is they told the reporter. to keep the shades down on their windows.

And so now all these reporters are like, wait, what? You were going to leave us on the fucking plane to get exploded. Now, I think we could play this. Google Trump talking, Trump talking to a report. Is this it? Yeah, play that. President, can you tell us about your ride on the airport catering truck in Turkey? Why did you need to do that?

Well, it's only up to secret service. I just follow what they'd like to do. They tell me to get in an elephant's butt. I crawl in. As long as it's safe, I'll go, I'll burrow into meat. I'll climb into cracks in the earth. I've been inside everything. Whatever they say.

I guess it was a threat out there. I didn't really ask too much about it. I get a lot of threats. I have a lot of threats. I have a lot of threats. What did he could say that? He's proud of that. It gets a good side.

I get the most threats of anyone who ever president. I've said to everyone wants to. Hey, no one likes me. So, you know, this is really, this is, you know, I'm sure now the reporters, I don't know how to find this. But there's another clip of him telling a reporter basically, like I'm number one on Iran's list to assassinate, you know, more than you. But basically he said to them, like, if I get blown up, you all get blown up too. And he told this one, maybe you just need a different job. So this is the most insane thing. If you're a reporter right now, what you're thinking is,

at any time you're on Air Force One, the president could get in a catering truck, and Iran could shoot down the fucking plane. This is it. Oh, yeah, this is it. Play this. Play this. This is amazing. You guys. You're to address speculation that you're leaving Ankara not in the new Air Force One because of security concerns involving Iran. You've spoken today twice about them possibly assassinating you and possibly being successful. Did that concern have something to do with?

Well, I speak about it a lot because, you know, the life of a president is very dangerous. It's 5.2%. you know what a race car driver is 1 tenth of 1% a bull rider that looks pretty dangerous to me it's 1 tenth of 1% no it's 5.2% is you don't make it

you should have told me you're an excellent reporter you should have told me that years ago maybe it wouldn't have run it's a very dangerous profession no I'm number one on the kill list for Iran the lovely people I'm number one so I don't know yet again I'm number one

I don't really care because I'm doing my job I'm doing it. I hope better than anybody's ever done it because we have a country that's hot and really, really successful. But I mentioned it only because it's on the list. I mean,

it came to. It's not. Our country's super hot. It's too fucking hot, dude. I'm in Texas. Cool it down. Anyway, keep playing it for one second.

This is where he kind of, like, you could interpret this as a threat. I think there was another list came out yesterday and I'm number one on, I like being number one on TikTok better, but I'm number one on the list for for killing.

Go ahead. For killing. Hey, Sean McCrecheon here at times. Okay, that's good enough. It's a different one, but he essentially said he's essentially pointing out to reporters like if I, you're going down with me, like if you're with me, you

might get blown up at any second. Like, you know, that's, That's how great I am. So now, this is just insane. And I don't want to brag, but I am friends with Charlie Huang. I'm sure you've read his books. And he has a new book coming out. Now, before I go on, I just want to say, I know the critique of Wong is that he's ripping off Cormac-McCarthy.

And he's a friend of mine. and I'm just stop, just because he has a similar, I don't know, style of prose, the McCarthy. What does that mean? He means he's a good writer is what it means. And so he sent me a clip from his new book that's coming out, No Country for Old Presidents. And just check this out. This is an excerpt from the audiobook, No Country for Old Presidents. It will be coming out, I think, in a couple of months.

I'm not sure Huang's going to come on soon. Go ahead and play it, Josh. he got off the ice cream truck and then he remembered it was not an ice cream truck it was an airplane more than an airplane it was air fucking force one

he had been on air fucking force one because he was the president and the president traveled in planes and the planes themselves were powerful and so was he fucking powerful he looked at his hands He thought perhaps he could kill somebody with them.

Just put them around a man's throat and squeeze until whatever lived behind the ice went out. He was fairly certain he could. But not yet. Not yet, he whispered. He sat in the rear of the catering truck as it moved across the tarmac. Beyond the smoked windows, the aircraft stood white and enormous beneath the Turkish sun. And the heat shimmered above the pavement, like something burning that could not be seen.

The goddamn Iranians, he said. The agent beside him did not move. These fucking Iranians are fucking everything up for me. Nothing. Why can't they just take a loss? The agent stared ahead. Take the L, the president said. That was what his kid would say.

Take the L. He hated losing. I hate losing, he said. The agent said nothing. He had been trying for months to make this one talk. He'd tried jokes, questions, insults, secrets. Once he'd told him about a dream, he'd had involving a horse and a woman he could not identify

and a burning hotel somewhere in Ohio. Nothing. In time, he'd begun to suspect the man might not be human. He looked at him. I don't care what the fuck you are. Nothing. Outside came the shriek of engines. That's right.

Airport. He wondered where they were going now. Hopefully the fuck out of Turkey. He hated Turkey. He hated the country and he hated the food. Turkey itself was a scam and the proof was so obvious that he could not understand why no one else had seen it. There were no true.

turkey restaurants, not real ones, no fast food turkey. He turned to the agent, Turkville A. The agent stared ahead, right? Turkville A. They don't have that. Nobody does. Nothing. You know why? Nothing. Because nobody fucking wants it.

He sat back. He was in a bad mood and he knew what happened when the bad moods came. The thing in his gut would begin its ancient work. A hot churning. in the bowel, something he had carried inside him since China. Fucking wantons fucked me up. The agent moved perhaps an inch away. The president saw it.

He smiled. In all their months together, this was the closest thing to communication they'd achieved. Whenever the president announced that he might shit himself, the agent moved away. Hey, the president said, I'm probably going to shit my pants. Nothing. The agent did not move. The president frowned. Maybe there was a rule about how far away he was allowed to sit.

This catering truck sucks. Get me on another fucking plane. I want to get out of Turkey. He reached for the window. The agent's hand shot out, fast as a snake striking a child in the face. His palm pinned the window shot. The president looked at the window.

hand and then at the man. Right. Window stays closed. He'd only wanted to see Air Force One. That beautiful, enormous airplane sitting out there in the sun, with all those stupid reporters sealed inside it. He wondered if they knew he'd left. Probably not. He wondered if they knew about the missile. Probably not. 20 minutes. Maybe less. The missile would come down out of that immense blue vacancy above them, and the plane would bloom orange and black upon the runway. And for one brief instant, every camera and telephone and notebook and stupid little microphone would exist inside the same sphere of fire.

He closed his eyes. He did not believe in God. Still he prayed. Please God, he thought, I know I haven't been the best person. A winner, sure. Maybe you don't like that But if you could do me one little favor

One thing to get in my good graces Send a fucking missile Right into that fucking air force one We'll build another Fry those reporters Fry them Fry those fucking cockroaches He opened his eyes

Of course there would be other reporters There would be another Air Force one There would be another president The thought came upon him with an unusual gravity. Reporters and presidents and airplanes would always exist in one form or another. Maybe someday there would be no airplanes. Maybe there would be chariots drawn by elephants

across some blackened plane. Maybe there would be no reporters but court sorcerers whispering into the ears of kings. Maybe there would be no president, maybe an emperor, but always there would be the one thing ruining the other thing. He smiled, displeased him. To ruin was not the opposite of creation. Perhaps ruin was creation. Perhaps everything good had been made by destroying whatever stood where the good thing wished to.

Wow. Wow. Powerful. Beautiful. No country for old presidents. It's going to be coming out pretty soon on Garenair, the Gareare Audio Archive on sexthwaq.com. I don't know if you guys want to get dark for a second year, man.

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When my wife told me initially about this My stomach turned So fucked up But this Pull up a picture of Lindsay Clancy Josh This This woman here She is on trial

Because she murdered her three children Then jumped out a window to try to kill herself, apparently broke her legs. Now she's on trial, she's pleading in temporary insanity. So it is the most fucked up story of all time. You hear it initially, you're about some fucking demonic mother killing her kids. You know me, and if I'm not talking about it, it's bad. But, you know, you hear the story and you're like, we got a friar.

like that creature should not exist on planet earth like anybody oh shit is it getting line noise anybody who would kill their children doesn't deserve to live and like being on trial for insanity means theoretically you could walk you could walk after doing something so horrendous but you watch these you watch this fucking trial and oh my god this woman was on so many drugs, not the good drugs either, like big pharma drugs. And like she's going to all these therapists who are giving her these cocktails of like drugs like remoron and Ativan and Valium. And the list is like 15 different psychiatric medications. This woman was going on and off of. Her husband was coming to appointments to say that his wife was like a zombie. They had to get her

off the drugs. She kept telling her therapist, I'm scared I'm going to get addicted to Ativan, but she couldn't fucking sleep. She couldn't sleep. And so they were just giving her all this shit to try to help her sleep. Well, as it turns out, she might not have had postpartum,

which is what they thought she had postpartum depression. She might have been bipolar and having manic episodes. And when you give somebody SSRIs and you're bipolar, So manic people, they get more manic. They oscillate between mania and depression really quick on the SSRIs. And so they were just giving her all these weird fucking SSRIs. Some I've never heard of, some I've heard of. Prozac, Zoloft, some shit called Rimmeron.

I don't know what that is. But just like giving her all these antidepressants. And she's spinning the fuck out. And so then she goes and does this horrible thing. Let's tune in to the trial for a second. Check this out, you guys. It'll be on YouTube. They'll be like a live feed of it.

There's a million of them. You know, I don't know why, but watching trials is like really soothing to me. It like chills me out. I don't know what it is. I just sit and draw and listen to the trial. Oh, looks like they... Let's see what's going on here. Oh, yeah, here we go.

Oh, yeah. This is her defense, and he's good. and infants program, IOP or PHP program, right? Correct. And that she, patient, provided you with verbal consent. Correct. Look at the court transcriber. Correct.

How weird is that? So you know that she did. See that, Josh? She's holding that thing over her mouth. Yeah. People say she's talking into it, but that's not what that is. She apparently has like high level halitosis. Like her teeth, she's fucked up, but she's contractually, they have to let her work, so they make her breathe into that.

And she get in there to at least be interviewed, right? Correct. And they didn't take her, right? Correct. You know why? I am not aware as to why. Would you be surprised if I told you or that they indicated that they could not help her out because their diagnosis or secondary diagnosis was that she was over-medicated? Repeat the question.

Would it surprise you to know that they indicated that they couldn't treat her? Is that the little noise that's being made? Like, listen to that back. That's her breathing into it. That's what I'm saying. Yeah. She took it off or it fell or something. I saw it.

You have to go back and find it. And, like, everyone just started puking. And, like, people got sick. I do not know. Okay. Did you know that the records from women and infants indicate that, in fact, he's going to take his shit. I would bet him.

million dollars. I bet you that judge hasn't written, read all those books. Hell no. Not one. And he asked her to call them so that they could discuss the medication. Like he uses those.

Like he goes and pulls those up. Maybe he does. Courts are spooky. I'm sorry? Look at that bag of McDonald's right there. What's that pile of trash? All right, you can cut out of there. I think.

It's a, if you want to watch something that's pretty riveting, though, I do recommend the Lindsay, Clancy, murder trial. It's no house of dragon, the dragon, but it's good. And House of the Dragon, I got to say, it, I don't know if you guys are watching it or not, but have you been watching that House of the Dragon, the New Game of Thrones? It's good. There's like two episodes that just,

you want to die, you want to pull your fingernails out. They're so boring. You're so mad watching it. You know, and I just want to see dragons fucking incinerating people. That's all I want. I I would watch an hour of just dragons attacking people, but you only get a little bit of that in House of the Dragon, unfortunately, because it's probably expensive to CGI. Those dragons look great. But the last, no, I'm not going to spoil it, but the last episode, it makes up for all of it. It's so good. And then, what are you going to do? We got to wait four years for the next House of the Dragon.

That's how long it takes them to make the series. So in the meantime, the Lindsay Clancy Murder Trial. my go-to watching with Aaron and I just watch the Lindsay Clancy Murder Trial because it's America! We could watch this stuff.

It's never happened like that before. It's never happened, but I tell you, Josh, that Lindsay Clancy murder trial it really gives me the creeps. Because doesn't it bother you that just you get the wrong mix of shit in your brain?

God knows what you're going to do. Yeah. Doesn't that bother you? I want to know what the husband was doing or where the husband was at. The husband? Yeah. Yeah. He was freaking the fuck out.

Yeah. Because what was happening, like, it's basically a misdiagnosis, right? So postpartum depression, fairly common. Mm-hmm. You know, women, their fucking hormones go, just, it's crazy. plus you're a portal to like eternity through which this thing comes out of your pussy. It's like a terrible nexus of problems potentially there, just having to wrap your head around what just happened to you.

So they get, you know, they go into depression, they get insomnia, they, they get, they disassociate. And potentially they can like do self-harm or hurt their kids. This has happened before. So this woman was exhibiting many of those symptoms, but it's, as it turns out, in the midst of going to therapists, probably like 60 times. She visited like doctors 60 times trying to get help for herself. She ran a 5K. Just think about that. You're on a cocktail of fucking drugs, and you're not sleeping.

And she was telling these people, I haven't slept for two days. and I just don't feel tired at all. That's mania. That's bipolar. Like, what the fuck? Imagine not sleeping for two days and not being tired at all. I feel like a superhero. What?

I feel like a superhero and run a 5K? I'm a superhero. That's why people with bipolar, when they're up, it's the best thing ever. It's the best. Two days, I don't need to fucking sleep. I'm fine. Why do people even sleep? What is that?

That's lazy. I'm going to go run a 5 fucking K. And then I'm going to murder. my kids, which is what happened. And so the trial, it's weird because the prosecution is trying to make this case that the woman wasn't psychotic. And what they're accidentally doing is revealing by interviewing all our doctors that this one was on so many fucking Mets. And just, God knows, my friend, pull up David McLean. What's the name of his book? God, I went to college, this dude. No, the answer to the question is me. Look up the answer to the question is me. Yeah,

that. The answer to the riddle is me. Yeah. So this is my friend David McLean, great book. He and I and my friend Emo all went to India the year, like right after I graduated college, I think, or maybe it was before my seat. It doesn't matter. We all went to India. It was awesome. and then David went back to India and he was taking this drug called larium which I took when I was in India it's an anti-malaria drug and pull up larium Josh this shit is crazy I think it was like made by the military

anyway this shit's bad for you and it's illegal in a lot of countries and so I started having these crazy fucking And you're in India, you're like drinking bonglossies, getting high, you know, over-the-counter drugs or like drugs you have to get a prescription for you. You just go into a pharmacy and be like, give me some X. It's great. And so, you know, we're on, we're at high a lot of the time. But the, um, I start having these weird dreams. And one of these dreams, I still remember it. The skeleton pirate with a hooked hand comes up to me and rips my entrails out. and I could feel it. Like it wasn't like any other dream. I felt like what that felt like.

The next day I was talking to like an Australian. And he's like, you're on Larry, I'm right, mate? I'm like, yeah, he's like, stop taking that shit. It's horrible. And so McLean is in India on this fucking weird drug in a train station in India. And he gets full amnesia. Can't remember where he is, why he's there, who he is, nothing. thing. Imagine you're in fucking Indian and you don't know where you are, who you are,

nothing. It's all gone. So he ends up getting hospitalized. He was like so out of it. He fucking punches a nurse in the face. An Indian nurse. I'm poor Indian nurse. He decked her. And he says, I believe he suffered like actual brain damage from this to some degree. I could be wrong about that, but I'm pretty sure. It's like it's not like it goes away. But what had happened was the larium. Essentially, as I recall from his book, it gets into your neuroreceptors, gums them up, and there's this potential to spray like serotonin into your brain.

I don't remember. It's a great book, though. And so, yeah, he, he's not, look up larium injuries. It's fucking crazy, dude. but it's always scared me because just one second, you're fine. The next second, you don't know who you are, where you are. Okay, psychiatric injuries, severe anxiety, panic attacks, extreme paranoia, depression, emotional lability.

What is that? In suicidal ideation. Vivid or violent nightmares. Acute insomnia and sleep disturbances. Hallucination, psychosis, and unprovoked aggressive outburst. Loss of balance. tinnitus, short-term memory loss and severe cognitive decline, random tremors in the hands, legs, and peripheral nerve tingling.

So this obviously is not something you should be putting in your body, but I guess it's better than getting malaria. And so look up contra-Zoloft suicidal ideation. Because from the trial, they keep talking about like all the negative effects of these substances that this woman's on. And you just start realizing like, oh my God, this shit is so bad. Okay, yeah,

open important safety information, Zoloft. Hearing these psychiatrists talk, it's fucking insane. They're like, yeah, so we onboarded her with 500 milligrams of Zoloft, and

we told her that we could begin to taper the adivan 10 to 20 milligrams of that and then I titrated her with 45 milligrams of remoron because I thought that that could ease the effects of going off of the adivan which is why we then decided to onboard her with sacopolin 300 milligrams to start in a week 600 milligrams according to mood states and at that 600 milligram dose, we would onboard Vlexigar to ease the tremors that might come from the combination of Rimmeron and Galvanox. It's like, what the fuck were you? What? Are you doing to this person? And the side effects, let's through, okay, here's when you call a doctor when you're on Zoloft.

Thoughts about unaliving yourself or dying, attempts to unalive yourself, trouble sleeping, new or worth irritability, acting on dangerous impulses, an extreme increase in activity in talking, panic attacks, feeling agitated or restless. There's also on some of these labels, not just suicidal ideation, homicidal ideation can happen. And Aaron, when we're watching this, she's like, wait, why is this illegal drug if murder is a side effect? This is a drug where the side effect can fucking murder. Like, you know, you're giving it to somebody like, listen, probably you're going to feel better, but you might kill somebody.

It's like, what the fuck are we giving people? It's so absolutely insane. I think it was the 5K run that did it. Oh, yeah. That was, yeah, 5,000K run on just an insane amount of drugs. And that's me saying that. like hearing all the drugs this person's on you're just like what the fuck like it's like go to burning man like what are you doing like these are bad drugs and yeah so it's just spooky

man at any second just well that's why because my wife had postpartum and uh that's why i had my kids far apart because when the little one was born, I had an older one, and the older one I would tell when I'd leave the house, don't let your mom drown your sister or don't let your mom drown your brother. Jesus Christ.

And so, and then I teach him how to do a rear naked choke if they start doing it. Stop mom! Yeah, exactly. And then I come home and I'd be like, report, and then nothing happened. I'm like, good. You're a good dad. Thank you. You're a good dad. Yeah. That's good. That's where

think the, I mean, and to point blame at anybody and going through such a horrific event is obviously evil. But all that being said, I do think that if that was a good dad, he would have taught his children to fight back if, you know, because they were younger. So he should have been like, listen, if your mom, if you see your eyes like change, they suddenly glaze over, dilate, you, you. you're going to have to fight your mom because she's probably going to try to kill you. And you could try to do non-lethal injuries.

Should have gotten the kids tasers. They'd tase each other if I did that. Oh, you're right. Yeah, they sure was. No, they would tase themselves. That's the first thing they would do is tase themselves. And then they would tase each other. So they'd knock themselves out and then commence to tasing the dog themselves.

So yeah, he should have done that, but I don't know, man. It really creeps me out. Look up percentage of people in America on psychiatric medications. Check this out. This is a pretty interesting statistic. PSY. I actually, when I was in college, studying psychology, you would have classes with psychiatrists, and they always creep me out.

approximately one in five American adults take prescription medication for their mental health each year. And I think what's it called contra, okay, type this in contraindication. Yeah, that's it, contraindication, homicidal, yeah, antidepressants, drugs like fluctine or peroxatine, ADHD meds, sedatives and hypnotics. smoking cessation aids that's a lot of drugs that are all very different so you've got

from some drug that helps you stop smoking to your Adderall to your Prozac you like one out of five people are on these things and these drugs can just cause you to just freak out

and kill people it's wild these are legal that's what's happened i mean if i was like working at fyser i would be very uneasy about this trial because it's really just exposing not just like the dangers of these drugs which by the way some people need i know people who have been resurrected by these substances you know so not saying not going like full scientologists and saying you know don't do this shit but it does give one paw when you realize like not only are these substances potentially going to send you to your own little overlook fucking hotel but the people prescribing them don't some of her doctors just i don't know they

one of them look like a 12 year old and they're you know they're not looking at you they're looking at you like some kind of biological engine that's malfunctioning. It's like, ah, it needs more fluxatine and the squang-g receptors. They look at you like a machine. And they're not thinking about like any other like spiritual component. It's a machine. The juice is wrong in its old spongeo up here. And if we get it right, the machine will start working again. But these people are just you know, they just give this shit out. Fuck, man. What a dear friend of mine.

A dear friend of mine unalived himself. And it was like when they were like adjusting the antidepressants. And like, what the fuck? It's crazy to think about that. You know, I'm sure one out of five of you watching or listening right now have this stuff in your medicine cabinet. I've taken it before. I like it. I like it.

Especially like A-A-Van. Poor thing. This woman, this mom, go back to that trial. That was the main thing. She kept saying she didn't want to get addicted to A-A-Van. It's like, why not? What's A-A-Van? At-Van puts you to sleep.

It turns your mattress into a cloud. Oh, you're floating on a cloud. Life, Earth, fuck it. Gravity's not here anymore. Fuck it. It's the best. don't let myself take benzos ever.

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Patient continues to have low mood in on this. Correct. The patient has not had suicidal initiation and did not need crisis intervention over the weekend. Otherwise, she'd know herself, right? Correct. To help with the mood, patient has been spending time with her husband. children and exercising, right? Yes.

And exercise. One of the things that you would generally recommend the mother do, right? Correct. That's a good thing to try to do is to exercise. Correct. So the fact that the government has records that show that she would take her kids or her husband would take her kids

that they would go to a local gym and exercise or swim. You take their kids to exercise with them. Divized, right? Correct. It doesn't mean to exercise. out there having a good time exercising, right? What? No, rule.

She was told that's a good thing to do, right? She was told that that was a good thing to do, but the fact that she's able to follow through and do it shows improvement. Oh, okay. So when did she go to the gym? She didn't give me exact dates. These are things that she told me she did. Did she ever ask her?

If you're telling me that, you know, this is showing improvement, is it in the records? Does it indicate that you asked her if she was exercising, and if so, where and when? So we don't write down every thing that we talk about in the meeting is particularly a summary of that visit. Okay. All I did was ask you about patient was spending time with her husband, children. It's so crazy how he stands beside her. He's good.

Asking her these questions instead of being, and then looking forward like, go ahead, tell them, tell them. Yeah. Yeah. It's not a bad thing, isn't it? No, it's not. And then says that she received a call. counsel asked you about it. He received the call from women and infants but missed the call.

Remember that? Remember the DA asking you that question and said that she missed the call? Yes. You didn't continue to read that the reason she missed the call is that she was at another medical appointment, right? Correct. She called you back, right? Yeah. Clinician, you provided contact information for women and infants.

patient reported that she would contact them today, in December 19th, but in fact, did, you did with her. She did with your help. She then went the following day on the 20th, right? Correct. And finally, she had to say that nowhere in here doesn't say that she had to be. You would have to go to the assessment, the risk assessment. Okay.

All right, stop it for a second, John. It's so good. You can see. I don't want to stop watching it. I'm kind of betraying Aaron right now because we watch it together. I'm kind of cheating right now. But it's, you guys, it's fucking crazy because this attorney is just accidentally dismembering psychiatry. Like, it's fucking spooky, man.

This poor lady, and again, I say poor lady knowing. she's like killed her fucking kids because if it's if this is a result of getting like the wrong mix of medications and she truly went nuts and like now she asked whether she's in jail or not she's got to live the rest of her

fucking life having done that you can't go anywhere anymore you can't go anywhere you can't do anything your life is over you're done and you know they cut to her every once or long and she's still fucking medicated. That's the most fucked up part. She goes in with probably a bipolar episode. They give her the opposite drug that you need to give somebody if you're bipolar.

She then fucking goes nuts. She goes to the doctor 60 times. At one point tried to get herself committed to a hospital. And for whatever reason, they were to into a program, and they wouldn't take her into the program because they said she was on too many drugs. She was on too many psychiatric drugs. So she's like trying to get off this shit, trying to get out, loses her mind, and now she's back on fucking drugs. Only this time she can't probably, she probably doesn't get to choose if she takes them or not. It's so fucked up.

You guys, it's so fucked up! I'm so, I know, I know it's awful, but I'm really excited for the video game. They've already, they've got a video game coming out of it. hour. Do you know that? No, I didn't. It's going to be so fun. Is it VR? It's on... It's VR. Yeah, it's VR. It's basically... I mean, it's not technically not her, but you're a mom suffering from a psychiatric disorder, and they just keep giving you weird drugs, and the goal of the game is to not drown your children. And the more drugs they give you, the harder it gets to resist doing that. It looks cool. Same people who made Thalarian Studios. People who made Baldur's King.

Hey! Let's jump. Do we have any... It looks like we got a super chat. Yeah. I always thought it'd be... Like when that dad starts dating again, like what is he... He got married!

He got remarried already? He already, that's the other thing this is fucking... What? It's been two years. He's already married again. Now that's crazy. That is crazy. That is so fucking crazy.

So you divorced? Well... Because you kind of do the math on that one. It's like, surely they dated for like four months. Yeah. least right before they got married and then you're you're doing that math and it's like two years i think it was two years so you're you're like uh surely there was like i don't know what a couple of days where you grieved your children and the thing your wife did well is that a week maybe and then you're

like you're on fucking tender like i'm so lonely oh my god it's so fucked up but yeah yeah um Let's get into those super chats. He got married. Good for him, I guess. Good for him, yeah. Best wishes to him and his new family. Goblin Groot, Maine Mommy Duncan. Well, I love Christina.

And watch the Mystery Boys on YMH. Use this to destroy the pyramids. Thank you so much. It's a boy. We'll get into that in a second. For those of you just joining us, new to the day stream and the night stream, P.S., got internet?

In my new home studio, a thousand. This is a gig. A gig. It's a thousand MbPS in like three seconds. So the night streams, they're going to be in four fucking K. I could do that if I want it. I don't even know how to deal with that level of power. The Google fiber guy who installed it, he was actually like,

holy shit, it's fast here. Like somehow. For once. This has never happened to me before. God has given me pristine internet. It's never happened to me before. We were having problems of the internet here earlier.

Most people don't have it. I feel like just by accident, I've plugged in to one of the main probis guy of Satan. Just suck it up that bandwidth, baby. Oh, yeah, it's fast. and I'm downloaded all my upgrades, all my updates. Downloading them all.

I've been putting off updating shit for years now because it takes so long to download usually. Oh, not anymore. Oh, all my software is updated. I'm about to update Premiere. How about that? Not to brag, not to flex, but what's your bandwidth? Let's keep going here.

Thank you for the questioning. 824, Mikey, do you think your proctologist and Uncle Clunk would go to war for Lindsey Graham? Could they defeat the overlords? Look, these little, you know, you got to drop the pitch if we're going to do this, Josh. I can't talk about this in my mind. You know the truth? I know the truth. We all know the truth.

It's down there in your heart. You know what you are, an eternal spirit soul. This world, it's nothing more than a trickle of light and sorrow. Reveal it and down the great and high-aggressive time. You know that, don't you? And yet, if you tune in and get quiet, you take your hypno-rectangle and slide it down into a couch cushion, go outside and just sit still and listen and feel.

That thromming eternity. That thrumming eternity you tune back in. And as you tune in, you realize something. Why, there appears to be some kind of personality within this. Is it a transient personality? Will it change like you are? Who cares? That's like getting a blowjob and only thinking about.

What happens after you come? You haven't received your blow job at all. If you do that, you've never been blown in your life. You sit back and you let eternity blow you. You realize what they meant when they talked about bliss, samadhi. The eternal orgasmic overdrive that exists just behind the shimmering illusion. that we call reality. In the face of that,

in the face of that tsunami of love, not only folks like Lenzegram defeated, but they're transmitted, resurrected, inverted into something holy and beautiful. Take this, their voice, take this fucking think of. Thanks for the super chat. And here we go, John Riddle!

What's up? Gravity is bullshit. Couldn't have said it better myself. Looking forward to eight seconds of not experiencing sacking middle-aged mantis. Pendulous sack will also get some relief, too, I suppose. Cormac McCarthy, welcome to the chat. Glad you're here. You know, number one, I don't want you to be ashamed of your mobs anymore.

Don't do that to yourself It's fine Seriously I'm not doing like some fucking bullshit Fashionable body positivity thing I'm just saying like it's your body You earn who is it? I just read this this famous actress

She's old The makeup lady who was trying to put makeup on her Cover up she's like I'm going to cover up this wrinkle And she's like don't you cover up my wrinkles I earned everyone You earned your mood Oops. That body temple of you, you, you, youness. Eunice. It's one of my aunt's names.

That body temple's been hauling you around for all these years, dealing with all that gravity. The thing you are, it's outside of gravity. It transcends time, space itself. Some people say, perhaps gravity is a byproduct of time. I don't know. He says that. I'm sure someone does. And so, let's face it, whether you're floating up or going down, your mobs are moving in one direction or another. So this fantasy you have that just because your moves won't be pointing towards the devil's layer down to the earth, mobs always point to the devil. It's the devil's compass is a man's mobs.

If you ever want to find the devil, just follow a man's mobs. down. Yeah. So it is part of getting old. You don't have to have the mobs though, you know. You don't want them. But for now, while you do have those sweet, sweet

moops, do some self-care, going to your bathroom, mix together a salve of lavender and honey and purified water and three drops of your wife's ex-boyfriends jizz mixed together

rub it upon the mobs within two days your mobs will be gone and there will just be gaping holes in your chest so thank your mobs I guess what I was trying to say with all that be kind to your mobs

thank you for the super chat happy donut farts can see it now Duncan with us can see it now dunk it with his sketchpad now we're going to sketching our unhappy judge. You could be our next Bob Ross for Court TV. Next, I...

Let me show you. Would you like to see some of my art that I drew while watching this trial? Let me see. I can find something here. Let's see. Because it's like, it's perfect if you're trying... I'm trying to learn how to do portraits right now. It's...

Let me just say this. before I show you this for folks who haven't been tuning in to my private life, I think that when you get older, you should have a hobby. And so I decided I'm going to learn how to draw. Before I started down the drawing path, the artist's way, as I call it, I couldn't draw for shit. And so you're going to look at this and you're going to be like, that's bad. Imagine a million times worse.

That's what I used to do. So all of us, many of us do carry this very strange art shame because you're so vulnerable and sensitive. You have more neurons in your brain that in any other time in your life when you're a little kid, which happens to be when you're going to be really bad at art, you can't write the letter A. So you're going to scribble and doodle and scribble and make colors. and depending on the pussy you came out of,

somebody's going to look at that and be like, you suck! And it like hits you hard. And we carry that, this little micro wound with us, which is why more people don't draw or paint because it's so fun to do. They're like, well, I'm not good at it. Of course you're not. It takes sometimes like 40 years to get good at it.

It's not, you're not going to be good at it. and it's so anyway let me see if I can find this some trial drawings an attempt to draw one of the attorneys and then

let me see I kept trying to draw her here's another one and then let me see where I find another one oh yeah this I think is my favorite one this is the one who looks like she's like 12 or something I don't know what that is

underneath her. But Rimmeron really bothers me. The name of this truck Rimmeron. Because it sounds like something out of the lesser key of Solomon. Like it sounds like something you don't want to summon. Let's see what else we have here.

I don't think I have any more trial picks. Oh yeah, let's see. No, no. No. Oh yeah, this is her over in the corner here. And then this is I was trying to do a tree tutorial on Instagram.

And then, let's see. Let me see. Oh, yeah, this. Wait, now. This. See this right here? That's a sketch of the dude who fucked your mom in her mouth for, like, all night long last night. Just her mouth.

Your mom, let me show them again. It's just a, I didn't finish it, but, like, see that? That this dude right here. This dude, he thinks your mom's an idiot. And she likes that. And yeah, last night, this, your mom said to this guy, just use my mouth like a hole for your cock. And he just fucked your mom's mouth all night long.

Of course that's not true. Your mom's a good lady. Why'd I say that? Why does that come out of me? What drug do I have to blame that on? Josh. Josh. I'm not a drug.

You know what you. You are my drug, baby. You're my drug, is what the man said to your mom. Is he pounded her plump mouth. Hanging open like a guppy and a pet go. Her eyes bulging out of her head. Is he pounded that gumped? Cuppie Chub.

That's what he calls your mom. Gupy Chub. She tattooed it above her ass. Gupy Chub. A target. Not for his jizz, but for his spit. This episode of the DTFH is brought to you by Cash App. I just sent my dog to a dog sitter.

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Thanks for asking. Doing really good. Oh, my God. That's too generous. Thank you for. for this super chat hooded sweatshirt guy i believe that's who you are duncan do you have any advice for people who want to promote peace and love but also are scared of getting stabbed by a homeless person can a paranoid hippie find balance asking for a friend okay i mean it's i don't want to get

back into the parachute idea but you can there is back armor you could wear i guess you could go like wear like some kind of body armor when you go to do your full philanthropic down in the streets. But, you know, man, there's sort of like the actual promotion of the classic humanist ideals. And then there's your version of it in your head. So you have, in your mind, the way you're going to do this, I think it's by like feeding hungry people down in the streets. That's your fantasy.

And if you're, you know, we all have that. Everybody has that. The idealized version of who it's you, your mother Teresa, you're, you're, you've actually found a way to get your mobs to lactate and you go down to places where there's, it's hard to even find babies, hungry babies, thank God. But you go, you fly to the places where babies are hungry and you just let them suckle on your mobs while giving blood. at the same time, whatever it might be. But then I always go back to the idea of spontaneity. And, you know, what, if you're tuned in to the, any kind of intent, which you seem to be, to no longer to cause less harm in the world.

And you really start tuning into that. Then maybe you start trusting yourself a little bit and whatever comes out of your mouth or whatever the next thing you do is when it's tethered to that intent moves you in the whole world in that direction. And who knows at some point you easily could be in Calcutta breastfeeding with your mobs.

Why does it have to be babies? There's hungry people everywhere. That's something you realize. After your third trip to the baby slums of Calcutta, where babies toddle through the streets, motherless and hungry, calling out your name. The Moob Man is what they call you.

They know maybe they'll get lucky and you'll be there and you'll breastfeed them. And then after doing that probably a few times, like fuck this man they bite they fucking bite and you realize you don't need to have broken mobs with bite marks teeth marks and the scratches in your back from the ungroomed masses who've been clawing at your back while they suckle that sweet sweet tangy man milk out of your old mobs. They love it. They squeeze and claw your back.

You just realize, I don't need to do this. There's hungry people everywhere. There's hungry people in Paris. Paris. You go to Paris and you create this kind of glory hole situation for your mobs where you push your mobs through holes in the wall and beautiful French people come and suckle at your tits. That's also promoting peace in the world.

Right, Josh? Yeah. and so yeah whatever the next thing is when it's bound up with some kind of intent i guess the promising thing about the trial that i subjected you to and the story i subjected you to is that in the same way you can snap and do awful things where there's one thing its opposite must also exist. And that means that every single one of us at any moment could just, a switch could flip. Why do I snap whenever a switch could flip? And the next thing you know, you're feeding hungry Parisians with your moves, not killing people, feeding people, giving people your life essence

and learning that it's through giving that we receive. It's through giving that we receive is the name that... I'm sorry, I'm getting a little choked out. It's through giving that we receive. This is graffitied right above my favorite Austin glory hole. I guess that's why I have glory holes on my mind. It's through giving. giving that we receive.

But you can become addicted to the giving and then it becomes a problem because then people are taking too much from you and the people that love you are like, stay away from the glory hole. Save your man boobs. Yeah, that's true. But, you know, we cross that bridge and we come to it, man. For now we go. We keep going to the glory hole, Josh.

We keep giving. My wife wants me home. That's what I'm trying to say. You are home. That's the thing. What is home? Tell your wife this. I'll talk to her. You will, home. Home? Oh, it's these walls around me. No. Home is your house. Home is the glorial. It's all home. You realize that at some point. You'll realize that. Hello, Speaker of the House. Love you, Duncan. Never thought it'd say this, but Jesus Christ truly is the cure for a poisoned mind and heart. And also occasionally, acid trip help. Oh, let me tell you. Let me tell you, I am, that's how I know my trip's going south, because I'm praying to Jesus, not because Jesus is bad, but just because like, if it's gotten

to the point where you're pulling that rip cord, please God make it stop. Please, Jesus, please just make it stop. And it does help. It absolutely helps. You know, the truth, is what are you what are you going to what are you going to tether yourself to when there's no gravity you know what i mean right josh you got to tether yourself to a fire hydrant yeah you got to tether yourself to a tree you got to tether yourself you can't tether yourself to another person because the person's going to be flying up with you now you're just fucking tied up to some dude who's probably like freaking out and slapping you as you go flying up into the sky You can't tether yourself to a car, the car is going to go up.

You can't tether yourself to anything that isn't completely invulnerable to the effects of zero gravity. That's just the truth of the matter. A lot of people seem to have forgotten that. They tether themselves to fucking some political party. They tether themselves to a setter themselves to a setter. of transient cultural ideas. They're definitely going to change. Are you fucking kidding?

I put skinny jeans on today. I have an old pair of skinny jeans. It used to be hip. They're hanging in my closet. Put them on. Looked at my fucking dumb ass in those skinny jeans. It was embarrassing. At first I thought it was a shirt I was wearing.

And then it's like, no, it's these idiot jeans. Like, what are you fucking Robin Hood? You're about to go, you about to go steal from the rich? and give it to the poor and some forest. Looks like I was about to do a Shakespearean soliloquy. And so those were cool ones, man. You don't want to tether yourself to skinny jeans, that's for sure. Jinkgo jeans might work.

What are those? You can float back down. You never seen Jinkgo jeans? I don't think... Pull them up. Yeah. Oh, yeah. The Oliver Tree.

That's the wrong person to talk about the effects of gravity, friend. Oh, shit. The long person. Have some fucking respect. The point is, guys, whether it's Jesus, Muhammad, the Da Di Ching, some guru, gravity goes away. You want something solid to be hanging from. It's still probably going to be uncomfortable, but at least you're not going to be zipping up into infinity, only to go back. down, which is the problem.

Well, no, actually, it would be a problem either way. I mean, I'm assuming you would just get flung off the earth into the void of space. So, damned if you do, damned if you don't. And why not wrap this up with a

rendition, which I've said a million times on this podcast, originally told to me about the great Danielle Balelli. This is good. There's a story, this story. This

poor man is running from a tiger. He's out in the woods and the tiger's chasing him. Which, you know, you're already fucked. You're not going to outrun a tiger. But he made it far enough to get to the very edge of this cliff and the tiger is

pursuing him so he climbed out onto a branch. It was hanging off of this branch over the dangling over the edge of a cliff looking down digging to himself. I might be able to survive that drop. And yet down below, he hears horse hoofs, robbers appear, looking up at him, pulling out their swords. They're just going to steal whatever the fuck he's got in his pockets.

Probably kill him and leave above him. The growling of a tiger. And then he notices growing from the cliff face. A beautiful plump. ripe strawberry it reaches out and oh that strawberry tasted so good that's the strawberry story damned if you do damned if you don't might as well eat strawberries might as well hide in the closet watch your mama tonight see what happens tonight because she's in trouble. I don't know if you knew this, but your mom is a little bit in trouble with the dude who's

been fucking her. He's a line chef, and he has grease scars on his hands, and she said something about the grease scars. He doesn't like it when anyone notices them, and so he's been texting her today just pictures of Robert De Niro in Cape Fear. So it's going to be bad. Hi, Presley Johnston. Duncan, I live in the middle of nowhere in northern Ontario. in Ontario. My home is constantly surrounded by homonuculi. Do you know how to make a protection stave? Yeah, it's not that hard. And it's not even like a protection stave. It's more of a, I guess you could call it an audio protection stave. What I'm trying to say is you're going to get a speaker. You're going to put it in the window of your house. or if they're approaching from all sides

you're going to have to put it in all the windows and you just have to put the Seinfeld fucking bass interlude on nonstop they fucking hate it you just play that and you'll know it's working you'll hear them in the woods or wherever they've been hiding

probably in holes in the bushes you'll hear them shrieking and gibbering and slobbering and they fight each other It drives them insane. They will either run or they will just kill each other in a horrific battle, which is amazing to watch. I couldn't believe it when I saw. There's like 30 of them in my yard.

Fifteen of them like split and the rest of them just fucking fought till there was just one left covered in blood, heads, arms all around it. And so I just turned the volume up a little more. And I just, it was never even see. I didn't know this was possible. It punched itself in its chest and pulled its heart out and died right there in the art. Just to not listen to that fucking bass. Thank you, doo-do-d-butter. Romantic.

You're a true romantic and a poet. My sweet doo-do but-or. Rest in peace, Lindsay Graham. Like a candle in the wind. Yeah. I'm still hurting from Graham. Maybe you are too. Maybe you've got your art trauma.

Somebody told you that your crayon drawing look like shit. Now you're afraid to pick up a crayon, paintbrush, express yourself. Or maybe you're just a little butt hurt because your mom has been getting ramrodded by a line chef with scarred hands.

But remember, There's always that strawberry. You just have to find it. This has been a day's dream. May God bless you. Haredichita. I'll see you next week. Maybe sooner.

My studio's almost there. Bye!