Duncan Trussell Family Hour - 767: Zone of Questions: Exposing the Underwater Drowning Myth

Episode Date: August 30, 2026

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Hey guys, it's me, Duncan. Welcome back to the DTFH. Unfortunately, I was not able to do this week's episode. Instead, this is an episode of The Leather Rose. But before we dive into this, I wanted to help my friend Johnny Pemberton out. He reached out and said, can you just plug some dates for me? He's definitely not on this podcast. You can find all of Johnny Pemberton, the brilliant comedians, dates at Johnny Pemberton.

Pemberton. Dog. In the 13th of September, he's going to be at the Minneapolis Parkway Theater. Definitely go see him. You don't want to miss a Pemberton show. He is hilarious. This episode has nothing to do with him at all. I will never have him on the show again. Seattle!

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September 18th and 19th. Thank you all so much for tuning in to the DTFH. I'm sorry I could do an episode this week, but here is The Leather Rose. Watching the leather rose, unfortunately, Davis Grimley fell into a wasp and is not able to come in today. Severe allergic reaction, swollen ankles, whitened tips. So I'm here, Bev, and with us today is somebody we have been getting guest requests for now for months. And I got to tell you, his book completely oblige.

obliterated my fear of drowning, which has been with me ever since my uncle and three of my cousins drowned in a swimming pool that I was swimming in. Jegel Brimtip is the author of Zone of Questions exposing the underwater drowning myth, why Atlantis is real and swimming is safer than they want you to believe. Jekyll, welcome to the leather road. Thank you for having me. It's really great to be here. I'm sorry that Davis was injured. You know, that's tough. Those wasps can be brutal.

Absolutely brutal. Well, it's because of human-induced climate change. These wasps have gotten enormous. The one he fell into was the size of a sheep. It was almost identical. A sheep, really, yeah. It's a lot of sheep-sized wasps about it. I love wool, so that's a big point.

part of my life is I love wool. Oh, it's nothing better than the smell of wet wool. And I love a nice wet. This is the thing. If you're somebody who suffers from incontinence as I do, and I'm not one of those. Urinary or fecal or both. Urinary. You have urinary.

Urinary. Yeah, that's the better one to have. My stools stay in. Do you have constipation and all or just normal? No, diarrhea, but I hold it. Okay. But my urine. So the diarrhea is separate.

So you have the diarrhea. You can go when you want to go, but it does come out as diarrhea. I have controllable diarrhea. Okay. I've heard about that. That's not so bad. Yeah. But I just wet the bed.

There's no other way to put it. And, you know, so many people are ashamed of that. If you're incontinent or if you're somebody who's been hiding that you're an adult bedwetter, I'd love for you to go to adult bedwet or out of the closet.edu. It's a place where we're trying to get rid of that stigma for hundreds of thousands of years, humans urinated where they slept. And only recently post-industrial revolution. And thanks to human-induced climate change, have humans decided that it makes sense for them to get up and make lemonade into the toilet. instead of the bed where we have been wet beds for thousands of years.

And we wet wool. We wet our beds in wool. Humans have always loved the smell of urine-soaked wool. That's what maple syrup smells like to most people. Maple syrup is a urine smell. It's the pee of a tree? Yeah, that's free pee, so why would you not like that? I'm actually in a saturation chamber right now.

I'm 160 feet underground. How long? How far? Underwater, 160 feet underwater, I'm doing a saturation dive. Wouldn't you consider being underwater? And I don't want to jump ahead of ourselves as a question for later in the show. Isn't being underwater the same as being underground? And if it isn't, why not?

This is actually a big part of my book, which you mentioned. My book is just coming out soon as zone of questions exposing the underwater drowning myth why Atlantis is real and swimming is safer than what I want you to believe. So in that book, which I just call zone quettam worship, which is just an acronym for a zone of questions. It's closing underwater drowning meth by outlandish is real. So I'm saying everything I want you to believe. So in that book, which I prefer to call a tone because it is written in classical mythology where it's broken up into chunk chapters. You know, big old chunk chapters where it's got a couple of blank pages between each section.

so you really feel like, you know, you have to think. So after you finish that section, you take a turn. Right. There's a picture of a dwarf on there. Yep. And the dwarf says it reminds you that this is a tomb. Now, that's curious. We know shows what I know.

When I saw that, I thought I was looking at a gnome, not a dwarf. And what are the differentiating factors when it comes to gnomes or dwarfs? This is a big question. I get asked a lot of conventions. Because a lot of people have been educated by David the Noom, and he's a great character of a character by actually an uncle of mine because I am Swedish. And Norway and Sweden share a similar past. Beautiful. So David the Gnome is a gnome.

Nomes are very small. Nomes are very small. A baby gnome is the size of a grain of rice. Wow. When it comes out of the gnome vagina, when it comes out of the gnome. A grain of rice. A grain of rice. A grain of rice is the size of a baby gnome.

And from that, you can sort of get a sense of the size of a, well, that's interesting. Is the gnome's vagina the size of a grain of rice? Well, I think it's, it depends on the gnome exactly. I think there's not standard. I think some are, but, you know, per size versus. what's it called relationship size? Like if you were to have the size of a penis that a gnome

have, you've had a penis that would be you wouldn't be able to walk around without having problems. It would be like having like... I see. Proportionately their penises are gigantic, but they are small. They're very small. Nome is like a very big gnome would be the size of a

chipmunk standing up right. Okay. Okay. Well, that helps. And so then a dwarf, the mythological dwarf, would be how many gnomes? Well, dwarfs are real. I know that. They are real, and they are living underground.

That's the problem why you don't see them. But they're living underground, not underwater. Okay, so there is a difference between underwater and underground then. Yeah, there is a difference, yeah, because underwater, you're in water. I got you. You got under the ground. Let me write that down. Yeah, write down.

Well, I do talk about that in my book. zone of questions exposed in the underwater drowning myth. White Lanus is real and straightening is safer than they want you to believe. I think that's chapter five of that great tone. Well, it is a chapter, but, you know, it's broken up by six blank pages with a gnome on the middle page before it's blank. Got it. Not a dwarf.

Wait, the gnome, so there, some of them are dwarfs. Some are gnomes. There's also alms in there. There's pictures of elms. Elms. I can't say the V. I can't pronounce that because I'm in a saturation chamber. So when I say alms, it's how it sounds.

Elf. Someone else would say. So else. Elves. Elves. Elves. Right. So me saying, I'm saying it right now.

I'm literally saying what you just said. I said, when I say alms, it comes out as ams. Elf. Okay. We can say el. I can get that in post. You can say elf. I can say elf, but the plural of elf is elms.

Elms. But I'm in a saturation chamber right now. I'm breathing nitrox. Okay. So I'm bringing, actually, I'm sorry, I'm actually breathing heliox right now. Heliox. Heliox, it's a helium-nitrogen oxygen blend. I'm in saturation right now.

So how long, obviously, we've got to dive. The fans are going to be furious if we don't. talk about zone of questions exposing the underwater drowning, why Atlanta's real and swimming is safer than they want you to believe. But I'm curious, why are you decompressing right now? What brought you into this chamber far beneath a body of water, maybe in a cave, maybe in the sea? Well, I just feel more comfortable down here, to be perfectly honest.

I feel closer to the Atlanteans. I feel like I can interface with dolphins better when I'm in saturation. There's a couple guys down here with me, Jed and Pimmo. Yeah. They're help me out. I pay them to be down here to get in saturation. Just keep you company or they... Give you company and they run the equipment to make sure we don't implode.

And they do a little bit of welding down here, you know. That's got to... They love underwater welding. It's a great job if you can do it. Well, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a water water welders. Well, did you know that? Well, there aren't in America. That's right.

There's no American female underwater welders. And, uh, I, I assumed that that was true, uh, for the entire planet. Unfortunately, unfortunately, uh, because you get paid significantly more as a female underwater welder. in the former eastern block countries, and so they've all moved over there to get the work. I'm lucky. I just heard that women, when they go underwater to weld,

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right now. So there is a nipple effect, man or woman. It really has nothing to do. It reverses some people have big nipples. Some people have big nipples. Some people got gigantic clankers. Some of got some saucer pepperonos. Some clown noses. Some people

have little slithers. People got worms. They got those little wormers. And little dainty tops. You know, little like tater tops. Like a little ski slope. Yep. So in zone of questions, exposing the underwater drowning myth while Atlantis is real and swimming is safer than they want you to believe, you have shaken up the entire lifeguard industry.

And I think that's important to note. When you told me that you were decompressing far beneath the sea, I assumed it was. because you are being threatened by lifeguards right now. And the reason, of course, is because in your book, you show conclusively that drowning is not real. Can we talk about that? Okay, so drowning is not real. I'm exposing the underwater myth.

When you drown, there are people who have drowned for real. But what happens is when you drown, unless it's on a full moon, full lunar eclipse, what happens is the Atlanteans take your soul. They extract a very large piece of your center, middle, lower brain. I think it's called the amygdala. Yep. They take it and it's gone.

And you have a secondary life underwater in Alantean society, which actually has a deep, long existing relationship with dwarves, because dwarves have dug, dig, they've dug down so deep. They made a Stargate sort of passaway filter that goes into water. And so some dwarves, they're able to, long, long time ago, they were the same one species. And then some of the dwarves went underground and some of them stayed under water. And those are what Atlanteans are.

They're just water dwarves, basically. Well, I have a copy of Zone of Questions exposing the underwater drowning myth. I'm glad you got it. Yeah, well, it is a tome. I'll tell you that. Would you mind saying the full title just so people can find it? A zone of questions exposing the underwater drowning myth, why Atlantis is real, and swimming is safer than they want you to be by Juggle Brimtip.

And, you know, and a lot of times when books have this thing on it, you know, the ribbon, you're like, give me a break. It's not that big a book. But with this one, I needed it, I got to tell you, and this thing, I ran out of ink in my pen, I underline so much. I just want to read something that relates to what you're saying about the Dwarven Stargates. So. Oh, hold on a second.

Okay. Okay. What was that? Well, Demi, who works down here as the chamber master, he had to equalize the pressure real quick. Oh, okay. Yeah. Every time you take his shit down here, you got to eject it. otherwise the whole thing will smell like poo.

And it doesn't just smell like poo. It doesn't just smell like it becomes your inside of poo because the poo big constructs. And basically, if you took one log that was the size of a touchy roll, which that's, let's be honest. I haven't taken a touchy roll size poop since I was probably an 11 pound infant. And even then I was drinking milk. 11 pound infant. You are a big boy. Well, I was born eight pounds, but I grew to 11 by drinking milk.

Wow. From the breast of my mother. Thank you. And let's just do a quick shout out to all the mothers out there. Thank you so much for breastfeeding. Thank you for doing that. Giving babies milk. And if you couldn't breastfeed, you tried and it didn't work, and the kid wouldn't latch, it's okay.

Nobody's judging. Nobody's judging. Life is hard. If you take even a tuts your little size poo down here, it basically, imagine if you were able to just explode it like so every particle becomes like a like a it just dissipates and it becomes in the air and you have brown air brown air and you know um Abraham Lincoln famously said that you can know a man by his latch you know that the way that he latched as a as a tot and I wonder if you could just maybe using your hand demonstrate your latch um I I I

was called a hooked horn, which is, uh, it's like, like this. Oh, yeah. You, you, you, you'd use your, your fingers to get in there to the nipple. Yeah. How did the, like, because this is, my latch was, my, my, my latch, they called it a wet catfish. It just, I just, you know, classic latch. I did not do the hook latch. And that's fascinating because, um, uh, at Garland Poe, hook latch.

Oh, he was. Okay, that makes sense. E. Cummings, hook latch. Several of the Rockefellers, hooklatch, the Rothschilds, hook latch, JFK, hook latch. Okay. But Merrill Monroe was a catfish latch. I heard about that. Yeah, she was.

Yeah, she was. And I believe she's the only model that ever, the only hook latch taught that became a model. And that's why that's why that. killed her. Right. She was killed. Oh, she was,

you think, you think that Marilyn Monroe was murdered? Oh yeah, because I've talked to her down here. She told me this story. Because she drowned. She drowned. You have met

Marilyn Monroe in the zone of questions. Uh-huh. And you didn't put that in this book. And that amazes me. You can't quote somebody down there because they can't, my publisher refused to verify it. So if I wanted to have it listed as a nonfiction text,

I couldn't quote Natalie Wood, I couldn't quote. Natalie Wood. Napal John Paul. Pope John Paul. All of them drowned? I did not know that Pope John Paul was a drowning, quote, victim. Yeah, he was drowned. He drowned in Holy Water, and it was a very small amount of it,

but the Cardinals, they murdered him because he was found out too much, and he refused to let the smoke blow. He did not want that chimney smoke to blow. He didn't want the smoke to blow. So they murdered him in water, a shallow powell of water. Dwarven, just so we can finish up our thought from zone of questions. There it goes again. I'm sorry, he had diarrhea.

So every time that is the sound of professional divers ejecting their night soil into the sea. Night soil, right. Yeah. Fecundity. Yeah. Ficus. Ficus. Wow. Corlilodes. Is it like an airplane toilet or do they just put their ass against it too?

It's much more complicated. It's really, it's a kind of thing where we're all taking emodium constantly down here. Right. I've taken a hundred pieces of emodium today. Right. Because to shit is just a nightmare down here. It is the worst. Well, thank you for your service.

So if they say pissing is easy, but shit's the dog. I do say that. Go ahead and read, please. Okay. So again, for those of you're just tuning in, this is a passage from Zone of Questions, exposing the underwater drowning myth, why Atlanta's is real and swimming is safer than you want to believe. And this is pertaining, of course, to the Dwarven Stargates.

When we hear the word dwarf, the first thing we don't think is someone who creates Stargates deep underground. Certainly I never thought that about dwarfs, but I was more wrong than anyone could ever believe. As it turns out, Dwarven technology has gone far beyond what you have read about in Lord of the Rings. Dwarven technology is much more than the forge. It's much more than building suits of armor or swords or any of the things that you've seen in many fantasy tales. Dwarven technology is on par with that of the Pleiadians. It is very advanced, very mysterious, and most importantly, very beautiful. When Bingo showed me his Stargate, I was stunned.

Not only was the Stargate impressive in size, but beautiful and aromatic. It smelled like pachuli in the socks of a long-distance runner who'd been eating clean. I knew that I was home the moment he pointed in the direction of that stargate. I took a deep breath and stepped through into the zone of mystery. Wow. That's definitely my favorite passage. That is obviously a pretty deep and heavy passage that portends quite a bit more to come. It does take me another thousand pages to get.

get back to that tail. Yeah. But I think it's, I've always been told start, start strong and crazy and then dip into the minutia as you build back up to the thing that the people want to hear about. Yeah, you know, I, no offense, and with all due respect, this book, again, it has mitigated a lot of fear I had around water. I can't swim, but guess what I'm doing after this? Swimming?

I'm going for a swim. That's great. Yeah, they love it when you can't swim, especially bingo. So bingo is the head dwarf down there. Bingo, he is, has nothing to do with the game Bingo. And honestly, you know how people say stuff now? Like, I didn't have that on my bingo card. Yeah.

That is not, that actually came from him. Wow. Yeah, people don't know it, but it did come from him because he has a lot of cards. Super organized. So they don't use, they don't have smartphones or anything. They just have cards, like little cards that. Like playing cards or credit cards? Like a towel keys?

Like an e-reader, Kindle meets playing cards that you can't write on. That's amazing. It's really cool technology. It's like an iPad, but it's not an iPad. Like a more flat iPad that's smaller. Like a more flat iPad. Kind of like a phone. Like a phone, kind of like a phone, but imagine if it was paper.

But it's not paper. It's hard like a stone. like a polished. You know what? It's kind of like a, imagine if a bowling ball was flat and small. So it's like a phone. So they have,

tell me more about this Dwarven technology. It's not a phone, okay? People, people, you could, you would be wrong to say it's like a phone because a phone,

a phone is a thing that you pick up and you call somebody. What do they use them for? They use them for taking notes, making calendars, sending messages. Right. Right. Well, that is a very advanced technology. Another example

of the incredible power, these beings that live just below the surface of our sacred. Not just below, not just below. You're thinking of like fish. I was in that moment thinking of... I mean, I like fish. So you're saying the dwarfs, they're sub-derranean.

unless I miss it read this. The Lantian dwarves are subwatering and whatever. Subwatering. Some, they're the below. What's the Greek word for water? Quasos. Quasos. Quasos.

Their casso. Kaisos. What's the word for sub? There's subcaiccacacairias is what they're typical called. Subcacer. Subcasi dia? Subcadia is what. the technical name is.

That's what the Latin Greek word is. Sub-Casida. Okay, so there's sub-cacadia below water. Sub-Casaria. And that's what they're dwarves. It's where they live. They live down there.

And they swim? They can. Have you ever seen, I hate to say this, but have you seen Avatar? Have I seen Avatar? Have you seen it? I was one of the first people

to get the syndrome where the movie was so overwhelming to me that I got severely depressed for three years. Do you know why? He did that? It's because it's real. Because it's basically, James Cameron just, he had an experience from Bingo. He actually met Bingo.

James Cameron met Bingo the Dwarf. He met Bingo the Dwarf when he was doing the tattoo. He, James Cameron. He met Bingo the dwarf. No, my. My understanding is...

And it's submersible. So did Bingo swim up to the submersible and saw James Cameron in there? Did Bingo know who he was? Was he familiar? Bingo know who he is. Bingo know who he is? Bingo know who James Cameron is. And that's how Bing, that's what he...

This is the first words that James Cameron heard. He saw on the screen, Bingo know who James Cameron is. I'm just picturing that moment. James Cameron. On the screen, because you know, you can't have a window down there because it would crack.

It's a camera that projects on the little screen. Yeah. And it all said, magically it came up there and said, bingo know who James Cameron is. And James Cameron was like, what is this? It's like a joke or something.

He said his right-hand man, his right-hand man, who's like this guy who helps him out. You know, it's like an assistant guy. His name's Carl. Yeah. Carl Dender. Carl Dender.

Carl Dender, who's also Swedish, like me. And Carl Dender, because the Swedes are all about adventures. Yeah. Of course you had. And pranks. And pranks. The sweets are famous as they're pranks. So that's probably why Mr. Cameron, the first thing he thought was like, this is a Swedish prank.

There's no way. Because bingo is also the type of a Swedish candy that's both salty and sweet. Right, right. It's like you took a piece of steak and you baked it in a cookie. or something. Sugared steak. What's what licorice is? It's just steak.

Sugared steak. Sugar tree steak. Sugar tree steak. Now, he, so there are James Cameron is. Hit, hit. Uh-huh. What was that?

That was just a very quick poop. So there are James Cameron is. Yeah. And I'm just imagining him in tears. You know, people are moved when they see the wreckage of the Titanic to the day and there's this great ship he's looking at that ship he's probably thinking of you know the scenes that will unfold in titanic it's already in his heart and i've read he's in tears and then this part gets left out of the story a dwarf appears and on the screen of the submersible says these

incredible words. Bingo know who James Cameron is. And then what? Well, it took a few minutes for them to understand because Bingo took his body and covered the camera. It was like a starfish covering a cup of tea or something like that. He fully included the camera and that's how he was able to use his dwarf technology, the special note cards that are able to be. Yeah. I see now he held up the card He held up the card to the camera And on the card was He said bingo know who James Cameron is How do they write on the car

Like how does the dwarf Enter that into the card Well it's a little tool Similar to like a stylus It would be for a A pad pad or a Think pad or a So there's like a did

There's I don't want to say digital But there's some kind of keyboard on the the card, the E-types. I don't know what a keyboard really is exactly, but... It's neither here nor there. We're missing. So James Cameron, did he invite the dwarf onto the submersible, or... Well, that's not possible because the pressure differential.

He couldn't possibly do that. So what he did is he said back, who is bingo? And then bingo. This episode of the DTFH has been successful. reported by ethos. You know what I was like before I got life insurance? I was probably like you. I would see the life insurance ads. Come on. I would roll my eyes. Who cares? I'd think. I'm not going to do that. That's some kind of, that's, I don't want to think about me dying. That's the bottom line. Denial of death. Read the book. A lot of us don't even want to think about the fact.

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Yes. Bingo revealed himself. He pulled back from the camera and he did a show. He did a show. He did a show. He did a show. He goes very strong and very thick. but very fluid.

Sort of like a, like a beluga whale. You know how bluegahs whales are very doughy and look kind of like a big piece of fat that's covered in powdery sugar, but they can swim

like a barracuda. So that's what he looks sort of like. But imagine, you know, it's a humanoid. So he did some kind of water show. Like we're talking sea world here, like flipping underwater. Flipping, spinning,

shooting, jetting, blasting, side squirts. What's a side squirt? Side squirt is where an underwater dwarf, such as bingo, can orientate their jet. It's like, you know, those guys called Snorks? That character had a cartoon snork.

Snork, Snork was invented by, the writer's name. I think he was from Sweden. I know his last name was Hitler, no relation. Yeah, no, that was actually. He always said no relation in his name because he's a family name. He didn't want to change it. I know.

I know. So now is IBMDB is just in parentheses. IMDB. I am B. Can you hold on just one second? I'm so sorry. Josh, we got another of these things. Uh-oh.

Can we get these? These have been flood in the studio. I got it. Thanks. A whistle cat? Yeah, it's another whistle cat. I mean, he's, They're wonderful and they're sweeping.

Yeah. Here you go. Just put that one right in the incinerator, all right? Oh. It's the only way. They reproduce. They replicate. It's more than rabbits.

They duplicate, triplicate. You drop one in the incinerator, four come out from underneath. Did you burn him? Ours are seasonal, so we don't have that problem. Just so that the animal rights, people don't come at me. Another one. Oh, wow. Look at that.

Oh, my gosh. It's so fast. They replicate. They duplicate. I'll just hang on to this one. So look, Bingo puts on a show for James Cameron. James Cameron is witnessing something that very few people who are what we would consider alive have seen. Yeah, live.

So in this, how did Bingo know that James Cameron would be there on that day? Oh, because he's been following the underwater chatter for just, you know. You know, they've been doing tons of experimentation for that dive. They hear everything, anything that's even near water, they hear it. Yeah, yeah. Those cables that go transatlantic cable. Yep. Fiber optic.

They pick up all that stuff. They got to tap into it. They just read it and download it all. So the dwarfs are down there. This is, to me, I don't, I find it unnerving, though, in your book, zone of questions, exposing the underwater drowning myth, why Atlantis is real and swimming is safer than they want you to believe you portray these underwater creatures as being kind, generous, curious, interesting, fun.

But there is something unnerving to me about your description of those underwater cables being covered with the trembling gelatinous bodies of these cassidia dwarfs down there. Just clinging, listening like children, listening. to the railroad track for the approaching train, as you wrote. It is very unnerving. I don't think most people know those cables are covered with clinging dwarfs and other creatures, for that matter. They are covered in clingers, and they're able to decipher everything, instantaneously

decipher it, no problem at all. How? These are cable noise. In the book, you sort of wrote out the way under C.C. sound, but I mean, it's written. Can you demonstrate the sound of an undersea cable? I mean, I say it's similar to what it would sound like if John Lennon and Led Zeppelin were in the same band, but you played it backwards and fast.

Wow. I'll do a little example up right now. I'm gonna gonga, bonga, wonga, wonga, wong, hong, hong bong,

hong, hong, mong, mongue, jing, gong, g, gong, hong,

dhong, . . . . That's pretty much what it sounds like. Wow. Wow. And what you just, that sound, can you translate that into English?

What would, what is that? What signals are being sent there? Oh, well, that's essentially what my, what the book says. What I just said, that's the book. It's, and that was just an that, you know, we ever hear a fax machine go, blud-p-p-d-p-d-brew. They're like, well, what about that said? Yeah.

Have you ever heard two AI talkers? talk to each other? Yeah, that coded language they use. Like when two agents know they're talking, they all of a sudden speak in a special, it's almost like twin speak. You know how twin speak? And it means like, yes, I'll have a pizza, extra large, thin crust, cheese in the crust, green pepper's not red, pepperoni, also some Italian sausage crumbled.

Please deliver it to the back house when you arrive. phone up Jonathan Doher and make sure you text him after you phone if he doesn't pick up because he's working on his clay wheel and he's got music blasting like I just said all that but just So bingo was down there

listening to an underwater cable caught when that James Cameron would be on the way in a submersible and made it his mission to go and contact arguably the greatest director that has ever lived in the history of the world, which is America.

Yeah, and the thing is, is he, bingo is the reason he's so great, because this is before, he was great at that point, but it wasn't super great. And this is the, this, this, what you're about to, what you're about to say, what you're revealed in zone of questions, exposing the underwater drowning, meth, why Atlanta is real, and swimming is safer than they want you to believe is that, the, James Cameron is a genius, his big break came when he met bingo. Can you talk about that? So when he met bingo, he was struggling.

He was addicted. He was eating hot wings for breakfast every day. Good God. And he was having like just, you know, he was in the throes of an addiction. Not just the hot wings. He was injecting nicotine, literally injecting into his veins. And is it true that he was injecting the pouches, like just directly? into his veins?

Well, he would, I do some sort of thing where he would get the pouch wet and push the needle through the pouch. I read he was doing dry pouches into the veins that he would take dry pouches

and he would jam them into his veins with forks. Well, at this point, it's hard to know what is true, what is lower, but at some point, lower becomes truth if you tell it enough.

So I would say, sure, that is true. Yeah. And yeah, he was just on the, on the brink of ending everything and everyone around him in a real,

sort of a black hole of sorts. And then Bingo knew this, but Bingo can see the future, essentially. So he saw this. And James Cameron, and he pulled him out of a submersible and put him into a special dwarf suit. He pulled James Cameron. Now, how the pressure would have spaghettified Cameron? It would.

But he didn't pull all of him. He pulled, there's a little hole in the bottom of some people's foot. And if you're going through that hole, you can pull out. just a little thread. It's called the swimmer's thread. Swimmers thread. This is akin to the babies have soft spots where the brain is like the soft spot of the, of some people's feet doesn't fully seal.

Yeah, it's what Marguyen's disease is. Got it. I don't know they have swimmers thread. And they're like, what is this? It's like, it's just the dwarves of cassadilla, cassidera, whores trying to contact you to get you to get closer to one. water so they can they can pull you in and make you a part of their community and give you a great job like maybe you'd be satisfied being a counselor maybe doing something so it's an invitation

it's not a curse it's an invitation and again not to plug an earlier book uh you can check out juggle brim tips incredible book morgelan's invitation not a curse why morgelans disease is actually a manifestation of being summoned by subterranean dwarfs who want to include you in their community in a variety of possible jobs. Because the community down there is just the best. I'm able to experience it. I mean, I'm experiencing it right now technically as a saturation diver. And that's what dolphins, that's a lot of people don't realize why dolphins, they're so smart.

They're so smart because they're basically just Atlantean dogs. That makes sense? Those are the dogs of Atlantis. Yeah, the dogs of Atlantis. Yeah, but I've always thought, again, with all due respect, I've seen dolphins. They seem dumber than shit. And I hate them. Well, that may be, sounds like a you problem.

No, I wouldn't call it a me problem. I think dolphins, they are inappropriate sexually with many swimmers, you know, me included. You know, I can't even swim. I fell off a boat once. and within five seconds a dolphin was humping my mouth. I was in the water for less than five seconds, and a dolphin's dick was in my mouth. And my parents say this is what kept me alive,

that the dolphin was keeping me, you know, was somehow putting oxygen into me via his penis. But it was not oxygen. That's why it's a hook shape. Think about the hook latch, a dolphin penis is a hook. Where do you hang your towel afterwards? Wet.

A hook. To dry. A hook. A hook, okay? Is it a coincidence that a dolphin penis and a towel rack and the way a baby latches successfully is a hook? Listen, I've read this, I've heard this. My therapist has told me this over and over again.

I was the one with the dolphins hooked penis in my mouth. I was the one whose throat filled with dolphin jizz, which I'm. must say, taste like sardines. It was like somebody took a... Oh, it does? I wonder why. I wonder why. It tastes like sardines and the dolphins of penis.

What do you think that is from? Okay, fine. Do you think it could be because they're underwater? They're underwater and they're having sardines all the time. You know what? I just reminds me of a little old phrase called beggars can't be cheesers. Would you say you were a beggar in the moment you were dying in the water? I would say that I was begging for air.

And did you get in the air? Did you get someone? Okay, let me ask you this. If you're dying in the desert and you're going to drink of water, you're having to drink water in a week and you're about to die, and you get to the place that has water and they're like, hey, all we got is the sandy water. Are you going to be like, oh, I guess I'm going to die?

No, I'm going to drink the disdainty water. but if I'm in the desert and I need water and some kind of desert dolphin jumps out of the sand and shoves his dick in my mouth and sprays. It's with water that smells a little like sardons. Okay, you've got a fair point. And I don't mean to seem ungrateful, I guess from that perspective,

the dolphin did save my life. But based on your research, had the dolphin not done that to me, then I would have gone into the zone. I would have zoned away. it feels as though I was rejected from the zone of questions. Okay, this is a good line of thought, actually. So what you're saying right there is something a lot of people have thought before, okay?

They thought they were rejected, but, you know, some people would say, and this kind of could go into Christianity and ideas too, you get what you get when you're ready to get it. And maybe at that age, you just weren't ready to be taken from your parents and brought into that society because they want people who can help, not people who can just be there. And so you needed to be there to learn to do radio. You need to go to community college and study.

Yeah, you're still in community college back then, right? You were still studying to be a, well, I don't know what you're studying. Maybe to be to do a lime cook or maybe like accounting or something like that. I was studying to be a line cook. You were? Okay. You're studying to be a line cook. So maybe the dolphins wanted,

the dolphins are just the, they're the dogs of the, dogs of Atlantis. Dogs of Atlantis. So they know, they don't know that much. So think about what a dog does. A dog tries to help,

sometimes the dog tries to help, it hurts. It hurts. It hurts. So maybe this was a dog making a mistake. And when that dog got home, they were like, why did you do that?

I mean, why'd you do that? This is how my aunt passed away. This is how my aunt she, well, she slipped in the kitchen and somehow the dog got up on the counter and shoved a kettlebell

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I don't lift. I don't, I'm not a weightlifter. I just collect. Bells and which it gets interesting when the kettlebell is too heavy for you to lift it. I have to hire men to come over when I get a new kettlebell that's outside of my... Would you make a video of that for me next time I'm happy to, yeah. I would love to see that. You mean getting men to put kettlebells up on my display counter?

Yeah, I'd love to just take a look at that. Okay. Well, I have a display counter in my kitchen where it's my prize kettlebells and Randy Sassie. A savage autographed one of them. Oh, wow. And, you know, I wasn't there. My aunt was visiting and I'd run out to 7-Eleven to get some Gatorade. And my dog just, she fell and right under the kettlebell.

And my assumption is that he jumped up on the counter in the hopes that his bark would carry out further than on the ground, obstructed by the cabinet's etc. And he, I'm guessing, it's a last resort, he thought that maybe if he shoved the kettlebell under her head, it would like, you know, wake her up. Oh, so that's definitely what happened, huh? Yeah, for sure. Yeah, that sounds like, I mean, there's definitely nothing else that could have happened. No, there isn't. That's exactly what happened. No, there's definitely nothing else that could happen. And you can imagine. And you can investigate or anything. They didn't investigate something else because why would anything else have happened? Well, I wasn't there.

You can see me on the surveillance footage from the 7-Eleven. And I don't know what you're getting at, but... I'm not getting anything. I'm just saying, like, of course, obviously. I didn't know I was the only person in her will. Oh, you didn't know. Yeah, because you're not supposed to know that. Why would she tell me?

Why would she? You never tell, because if you tell it causes an imbalance in the relationship. It's like somebody knowing that they're going to not move. If you know someone's going to pay for the food before you start to have dinner, then it's like, oh, I'm going to get. Ruins the dinner. It ruins the dinner. You have to surprise it.

You know what? I got it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you get up and say you're going to go take a shit and then you hand the card to the matriety. Uh-huh. And then when people go, when they say you got it, you act all real quiet. And people go, I don't know if I would have got a Cadillac Margarita.

I thought that many a joke I always say Say it again I would have got a Cadillac Margarita Instead of a regular Margarita Do people laugh I could see at dinner Everyone just laughing You know you could still order the Cadillac Margarita

Yeah I mean when they Let's do a reenactment Okay let's imagine I did the thing I slipped the matri-D the card the bill comes and they're like you reach for your card and oh i got it i already got it what wait wait a minute you paid for the bill yeah i did when i went up to take a shit well i thought you were shitting because you kept farting so i didn't think you'd do that uh yeah well if i

knowing you were going to pay for it i would have got the Cadillac margarator you could still have it Oh, I can't, though, because I already drank. But you're paid. So we'd have to start a new check. Okay, yeah. You want to start a new check? You want me to start it?

You got me again. You're right. Waiter. Waiter, we're going to start a. No need. No need. We don't need to start a new check. Cadillac Margarita to go.

That's okay, later. We do a COVID-style to go drink. Remember in COVID? That was okay. Let's do that again. You don't do good to go drinks, huh? They stopped doing them now. You know that?

I got, you got me. That was a gotcha. They should still do it to go drinks. I don't understand it. I don't know why they don't. I don't know why they don't. There's a lot of things that were bad. You can get it to go steak.

You can get a nice bowl of rice. You could even take your salad to go if you're a maniac. But if you say, hey, I would like the last few sips of the chardonnay in like a Ziploc bag. They won't do it. They won't do it. It's so dumb. They won't do it. Just put it in some tempo, and I'll be careful.

So to get back to our story, bingo. What's going on? Is everything okay? Oh, they turned up the saturation. Oh, gosh, sorry. Put tons of helium in your horse. Oh, no. Are you all right?

Davin, Devin, will you fix it? Because we're doing a, I'm doing a phone call podcast right now. You don't have to keep going. We don't have to keep doing this. Are you okay? Are you okay? My God. I'm okay.

Okay. Are you? It's just like a, like when you eat a bunch of horseradish, that's what it feels like. That was terrifying to watch. It was terrifying to watch what just happened. It's okay. It's just like, you know, we ever had time compressing a dream and you wake up and it's been 10 seconds, but it feels like you lived a year and hell.

Yeah, that happened to me. I lived a year as a beaver. When was this? A couple months ago. But you lived, how long did it feel like it? I fell asleep. It was theoretically eight hours, but during that eight hours, I experienced the life of a middle-aged beaver,

um, building a dam, uh, chewing on trees, arguments with my mate. What you argue about with your mate? Trees. Which tree to chew on? You know, we were always disagreeing on the tree that would be best for the dam and which sticks

to chew on. And, you know, she was always telling me which sticks to chew on. So you were a man, you were a male beaver in the dream? Okay. A lot of times people are different sex in the dream, you know? No, I was a male beaver, and I was married to a female beaver and she had different opinions on sticks that were good for the in how to arrange the sticks and she would accuse me of not knowing anything about arranging sticks

and that male beavers have no idea how to arrange sticks properly for a dam and so I would spend all day chewing through a tree or through sticks all day and then she would go and knowing that I've been chewing on the tree and say that's not the right stick or tree for the dam. And it would lead to a lot of arguments. But we had a beautiful brood of baby beavers during that year. And plixis, Gadsen, Sweesh, they were all just so wonderful. And what woke me from the dream was a hawk. Carried me off.

Oh, inside the dream. No. In real life, I was camping. I was camping. And a hawk just got me in my sleeping bag and carried me up onto a rock face. And I had to get rescued. That's incredible because a hawks I didn't know could carry. It was such a...

One. Carry one wood. One hawk. One hawk. Fifty hawks. could carry your ass as far as they want. And this was one of those new climate, human-induced global warming has caused hawks to start swarming.

And yeah, they just carried me up on a cliff face. Drop, didn't eat me. Obviously, I'm here. Drop me off on the cliff face and just left me there. I was up there for days pissing my sleeping bag. Just I would have been completely screwed if not for. a small avalanche that somehow safely carried me back down.

That's lucky. That's good. That's real lucky, actually. That sounds like something you would experience in an Atlantean situation, you know. So it reminds me something in my book, zone of questions exposing underwater dry and mild rainfall, and it's real swimming and safer than that one should believe. There's a little story

I tell in there. About one of Bingo's relatives, Charmbo. and Charm Ball is a woman, technically a woman inside. There's three genders in there, and they're all basically the same gender. Does that make sense? Yeah, of course.

It's like the only they know the difference when technically they all look the same. Of course. So it's kind of like one gender, really. It's almost not even a gender. It's just that's just what they are. Yeah. Sort of like a plant, almost like a plant.

Sure. Certain types of plants that don't have flowers. but I like fern. They're like ferns. It makes with dwarves. Okay. So there's a kind of... There's three types of...

Fern dwarfs and there's three types, and this was a charm ball is a... I just say a type B. Okay. They're more relaxed. Other people make plans and stuff. That's how they're distinguished. And Charmball was...

In Canada, a whole cruise of people that their boat was sunk by... Orca Whirls. Dear God. Yeah, Orca Wairs. I remember when that was happening.

I remember when the Wairs was hitting the boats. Yeah, the Wares, they want to hit the boats because they just want to, they've been sent. So the dogs of Atlantis, dolphins, they convinced the orca, the Orca Wares to attack them. These are whales. You mean whales? That's, yes, yeah, wares. Whales. Wairs.

Orca wares. That's the... Just, I'm only clarifying because people might think you're talking about whale wolves. No, I'm talking about orca wares. You're not talking about, because in your book you write about the whale wolves. Right, there's the werewolves. And then the whale wolves. No, that's...

I just said that. Whales that turn into wolves, whale wolves. There's blue wear. There's beluga wear. There's underwear. No, so I'm, I'm saturation diving right now. So when I say the word W-H-A-L-E, that comes out like, where. You mean where?

Where? Where? Where's. In the water. No, where. That's W-H-E-R-E. Where? Where are you?

Where did you go? Where did you come from Cottonide Joe? Okay, also Swedish. That's a song about syphilis. Where did you come from? Cottonite Joe. Oh, I didn't know that. Cottonite Joe.

That's my favorite part of the beginning goes, hit up a dip. I love the song. Hit up dip, dip, cut, don't. Hey, that's on my, the syphilis playlist. Anytime I get syphilis, that's on the top of my playlist. How do you combat it, syphilis? I don't.

I don't, I'm not going to go to some. You mean every time you get it, though. What? Every time you get syphilis, then you take an antibiotic. If you don't cure it, you only get it once. Oh, so it's a one-time playlist. Yeah, well, yeah. It's my syphilis playlist.

What a bit? Cotton-eyed, Joe. Yeah, so, like I was saying, these wares, they wanted to get the boats to knock them down to bring the people down. And Charmball was in charge of that mission. and Charm Ball is related to Bingo and Charmball got in trouble. This was happening where? This was happening underwater.

Okay. This is happening basically. Basically, it's Atlantis, basically. Okay. Like a super cool city. It's awesome there. The food's great. Does it look like the Sea Monkey Box?

It does exactly look like that, but just bigger. Imagine the Sea Monkey Box mixed with, The sea monkey box mixed with everything you saw Lord of the Ring. Okay. Lord of the Rings. Lord of the Ring. Imagine all the Lord of the Ring movies mixed with the Sea Monkeys box, mixed with like the beauty of the actress who plays Tallowainer.

The Elf Prince. Caloaner? Callowina, wherever name is Glorber. You know the pretty ladies. You know the pretty ladies? The pretty ladies Who play Tallowin Gloribur

Whatever their elf names are They're super pretty And they do makeup on them And they look good Because they're in a movie You combine that With Lord of the Ringers And see monkey box

It's just fucking awesome Sorry I swear It's awesome down there That's what I'm trying to do In this saturation dive right now We're trying to make it Like Lord of the Ringers down here Well

Yep This has been A journey and a destination juggle. Thank you so much, Corbyn. Of course, I'll let you talk about this, but I've got some good news for the listeners. Juggle Brimtip is inviting you to participate

and as far as I'm aware, the first Atlantean drowning cruise. Can you talk about that? Okay, so we're going to depart from Alaska. I think it's Fairbanks or something. That's one of these cool cities in Alaska. We depart. And it's, you know, summertime, it's summertime.

It's nice up. And we depart and we go down, all the way down to tear de fuego. And then we check out, we check out, obviously we check out Antarctica, which we know is as an ice wall. So we're not allowed to get that close because of the authorities. And then after that, we have a seven-course meal that's done by Wolfgang Pucks, number one guy. He's this trained under Wolfgang Puck for I was sold up to three years.

Wow. And we have a seven-course meal. And then we roll dice and whoever gets to blow the megahorn, which is like a seashell type deal, that calls up the orca wares. And they will, they destroy the boat. And we all go down and live in the beautiful zone. And I can't go because obviously they know me. So what happens is I don't, I go off in a little boat because I know that. That's a sacrifice.

Yeah, I must be hard. It's hard for me. I have to let everybody else go, you know. But if they, they, I take tips, extra money. Yeah. Because I know that people are sad that I'm not going to be with them. Because we obviously have been on a boat for 21 days at this point. We all know it's bonding.

We're super bonded. We all read from my book every night at second dinner. We read the pieces of it publicly. Second dinner, huh? Yeah, and it's $20,000. What? Every time I hear about food, I burp. Don't blame you with that kind of chef.

Thank you all so much. Jekyll, thanks for tuning in. Folks, you can go on Amazon or wherever you love to get your tomes or books. Check out zone of questions exposing the underwater drowning myth, why Atlantis is real. And swimming is safer. Sure. That's zone of questions. Exposing the underwater drowning myth, why Atlantis is real.

And swimming is safer than they want you to believe by Jekyll Brimtip. Thank you so much. It's been a joy. Thanks for having it, Corbin. I assume I love it to. Davis Brimley, I'm sure he will meet up when we go to the annual conference. Sounds good.