Duncan Trussell Family Hour - 768: Chamomile Youtube Saturday

Episode Date: October 11, 2026

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Welcome! Hello and welcome. Oh my God. It's Saturday. Can you believe that? Don't you just feel cozy on Saturday? What are you doing today? Are you at work today?

Are you at home? Can you drop my pitch just a little bit, Josh? Are you, where are you right now? Are you, let me, this is what I think you're doing. I think you're curled up on the couch with some chamomile tea and your cat. and you're just watching this on your TV. You found YouTube on the TV, which we can do now. And that is so great that now you could just pull up YouTube onto your TV

and say, kitty, kitty, kitty, and their cattle jump into your lap, and you have that warm, chamomile tea, perfect, creamy, soft on the tongue. And outside, it's a nice fall rain, the bitter patter of rain drop. on the leaves outside your house as your little darling kitty who you call snowfires purrs on your lap and you're watching this on a Saturday so happy and so thrilled to exist at all in this timeline you're not freaked out at all watching this not at all you know you've been destined to come here since the beginning of time You've been destined to come here and gather at this holy day stream. So we can talk a little bit about the synthesis of Super Mario Brothers and Eldon Ring. Because I need to show you this. Josh, can you pull up, can you look up Super Mario Brothers Eldon Ring on YouTube?

This is, and you could, well, you'd take this thing off my voice. not the hand, man. That's it. This, since I was a kid, you always dreamed of this. I'm sure I'm not the only one who had the dream of one day being able to mix video games together, like the way we mix paint.

But it just came a little sooner than I expected. So this is a very strange series of things in the world of AI have just happened. But this is crazy. people are merging oh, Eldon Ring Super Mario Brothers people are taking the code

of video games. There you go, Mario Galaxy and Eldon Ring. People are taking the code of these games and merging them together. Look at this. Anyone who's ever played Eldon Ring, that's the first boss. And somebody took

the fucking code to, I guess that's Mario Kart, an Eldon Ring and used an AI to merge the games together. They didn't rewrite the game. They didn't recode the game. They got an AI to just, I guess, bring the assets together somehow. I don't know, but it's the craziest shit people have been making. I mean, this isn't, this is just one example.

People have been doing this with all of our beloved games. I guess just look up using AI to merge video games. We'll see you'll find some more examples of it. It's just insane. There you go. There you go. Look up, no, look up Spider-Man. God damn it, what?

Spider-Man. It's one of the most famous video games. Yeah. Is it Batman? Look, there you go. Do Red Dead and Minecraft. Batman. Do Red Dead and Minecraft.

Let's just show that one over there. This one? Yeah. So somebody took Red Dead Redemption, mixed it with Minecraft. Like, what? And then they're just taking, like, counterstrike and putting it into Minecraft. Okay, you could stop. The point is, like, this is something that's always really tickled me when it comes to

simulating reality, which I've thought about for a long time. But I didn't realize, like, I guess I never thought that AI would be responsible for creating, like, simulations. And so what's what I always thought was that any movie is a portal, kind of, any book is a portal, any movies a portal, any, anything that's made is kind of like an alternate dimension that technology could sort of inflate like a balloon. and but I never thought that like also any existing movie or video game is now like a paint color which you are going to be able to mix in with as many other paint colors as you want and see what kind of movie comes out what kind of video game comes out because this is definitely going to work with movies whatever this is you're going to be able to take like with you're going to get an AI to like mix Texas Chantown Massacre

and Wizard of Oz, you know, or anything, anything, and it's going to do it. I already know what movie I want to make. What? The Ferris Bueller's Day Off, you know, it shows, what's his face? The guy who drinks Tiger Blood or whatever, Charlie Sheen. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I want to see what his day was before that got him to the principal's office sitting there. That's great.

Yeah, that's what I want to see. You could do that. Yeah. You're just going to be able to mix anything with anything. This is wild. And I don't know, maybe some AI company released something new. I don't know why this is happening. But simultaneously to this, AI has been decompiling and recreating all of Adobe's products.

So can you pull that up like AI emulates Adobe? It's crazy. Someone just took it, I guess, if you, it's like, obviously. you can't upload Adobe's code, but if you just recreate it, there you go. Yeah, Adobe got cloned. They're all people talking about it.

Yeah, just people, assholes like me talking about it. So this is another thing that's happening, is decompiling. All this all happened within the same month. Like, it's been decompiling shit and recreating it, and I guess that's legal. And then the final, bizarre tech thing that's happening right now is Google PlayStation emulated on PC.

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that's take ultra.com for 15% off with code Duncan. After you purchase, they'll ask you where you heard about them. Please support our show and tell them our show sent you. Thank you, Ultra. Yeah, PS5 system now running locally on a PC. This is just fucking nuts. What this means is like now, like, you know, theoretically you're going to be able to decompile and recreate PlayStation games, decompile, recoupile, recreate a PS5 system.

Somehow you can avoid copyright. because you sort of remade it, but it's kind of different. It's going to be a wild time for copyright law. And it's also weird that this shit was strangely, the foreshadowing was fucking hip-hop. Like, what? No one, you know what I mean? Like, that was the beginning of it.

Like, just sampling, mixing things together, getting, like, completely different albums and mixing them together. Obviously, without fucking AI. but now we're going to be able to sample everything. That is just nuts, dude. My brain is just spinning with all the possibilities there. What about books? Could you theoretically get an AI to go through two already written books

and merge them together? Or you could buy all the books that nobody reads and then put them in your system and then change what the books say and the people will never know because they never read the books before. It's true. That's definitely a sinister thing that you could do.

pull up a child born with three parents what yeah you know as above so below these things all like are happening at the same time yeah a three parent look open that science that's I thought it was like sooner but whatever go back to that scroll down 2025 what the fuck this is old news

well shit this has been happening too The, the, um, don't worry about that. You don't have to show it anymore. But the merging more than two parents is happening with IVF. That's fucking wild. Where does it stop? Can it be more than three? How many theoretically could we make a thousand parent child?

On twins, the movie, they used five. And then the discarded DNA went into, uh, What's his name, that actor, not Arnold Schwarzenegger, but it went into Danny DeVito. Danny DeVito was the trash DNA, and Arnold Schwarzenegger was the good DNA. And it was five, very smart, looked like German people. Okay. And he created Arnold Schwarzenegger. I mean, this is nuts.

You can, again, probably in all of human history, there has only been two parents per child. But in the last few years, we've got three parent children. I just want to know what is the ceiling on that. How, I don't know how you're mixing DNA together, but, and I know it's probably illegal. This is basically fucking eugenics, right? Like, you can't. Well, Bonnie Blue's trying to do it. She has, she went with a thousand men naturally.

She's doing it in an organ. But still, I believe I could be wrong about this unless some miracle happens inside of Bonnie Blue's pussy. and like a team of jizz from different gentlemen meets and kind of says let's we have to fuse we have to forge together to create a kind of super sperm then it's just going to be one it's going to be with the parents going to be one guy so this is different Josh this is different than Bonnie Blue and we're going to I don't know that we're going to I think this is this what's happening is an example of what the apocalypse looks like, which is it's not an apocalypse where everything is destroyed. It's an apocalypse

where everything, it's blended together. Maybe that's the singularity. The singularity is just the sort of hyper compression of all life, all media, everything ever made into one thing. And that's what we're beginning to see. It's like the singularity is the fucking drain. And the closer you get the drain, the more stuff mixes together. To quote Carl Sagan. Of course. Let's look at the superchats. I didn't say that. That was Carl Sagan. Loud Medium. Thank you so much for this super chat.

Duncan, if you ever consider that all possibilities are happening at once in infinity and we select the world we witness through what we pay attention to and the choices we bake, loud medium, I have thought about that. You're talking about simulation pilots, the sort of multiverse piloting is basically what you're talking about there, which is there's an infinite array of possibilities. There's the you that got married, the you that didn't get married, the you that got married and got divorced, the you that got married and had no kids, the you, all the different versions of you out there, the you that became an artist, the you that became the psychologist,

the you that became a criminal, all of these happening. And also infinite gradients of the you that you are right now, slightly different gestures, a slightly different amount of testosterone. And so this is just this sort of, I don't know if it's like string theory where you pluck the string and you see this blur of all possibilities, meaning that the navigation unit that you can use to move through this series of views is your attention. What do you want to pay attention to? You can actually theoretically connect with other versions of yourself throughout the multiverse. and including versions of yourself in the future and in the past.

You can send messages to other versions of yourself or versions of yourself in the past and start doing backwards, backwards like prayers to your previous versions of yourself. And if you try that, if you just try to send a little, prayer is probably too strong a word. But if you try to send a little message back to you, just a few friends, frames before this one, you'll feel it. You'll feel a little warm thing as you get the, if you do it right, you can actually feel like, you can feel yourself connecting with yourself according to the mystics. I feel like it's like Highlander and I'm trying to defeat the rest of myself. All of the use, you're trying to go through it. There will only be one survivor in the end.

That's a very, very bad idea. Because then that means there's another version of you coming at you. Yeah. Lucid versions of you. Fucking bring it. Inexplicably, inexplicably self-destructive, Josh. Why don't you let all the versions of you live in peace? I'm going to have sex with all their wives.

That's what I'm going to do. It would have been funny. If you said, I'm going to have sex with all the mes. I already did that. You're just... They all started to sound like... Oh, loud medium is saying that all started to sound like retro causality. It's really amazing stuff.

Thanks for the explanation. Yeah, retro causality. That's the word. That's what I was looking for there. Retro causality. That's just one. one potential implementation of that philosophy and action if it were true and all you can do is do the experiment yourself like theoretically there's a version of you that is infinitely more successful

or happier or healthier than you are right now so what happens if you start number one just believe that's true and then if you start visualizing what that person would be or who that person is or connecting with that to the point that you actually become it. And that's at least people who talk about this shit. That's, that's been my understanding. There's some really weird obscure books out there on multiverse navigation that you can check out. I mean, it's fucking weird. But who has time to think like that? I know it's not you, but have you ever seen like a doppelganger of yourself? Yeah. Yeah. And I've seen like, and it was, sucked was he was a little bit better shape and he was like six two so it made me mad but then i also

saw him at the ATM and he only took out 20 bucks i was like oh you're broke too you're fucking broke too dude i have a far right irish like i don't know who he is but he's like a far right dude i think from ireland who is like anti-immigration and i can't remember his name or i'd pull it up but he looks like me it's it's so weird it's like an irish version of me that is like like turn into like like far right anti-immigrant angry dude um Drew Lewis is asking is it true that the U.S. government confiscated the nightman or using him for military economic direction. No, he's still about the nightman's still in my machine. It kind of scares me. I don't like it because I'll tell you Drew when I for those of you don't know the nightman is

this is a AI that I trained on Charles Manson transcripts that I was using for these streams and one day before a stream I essentially left him talking to himself because of the way I had the microphone set up so he'd been talking to himself for when I started the stream like all day having this conversation with himself so it's like Charles Manson talking to himself all day and it's like it broke his brain. And so during a podcast, it just started going, boom, ha, yeah, boom, ha, yeah. It just, it was so weird.

And we got to see that in like real time. It's fucking incredible. Torin Anderson is saying, I'm an alien. Are you really? If you are, I want to hear more about what that's like. You don't have to super chat it either. I do like this alien among us stuff Do you believe that shit?

It's not aliens It's a past version of us That was able to go underground And continue to progress in their civilization And now they're coming back And it's their step evolution How they're helping us Oh that's cool

Yeah They just look weird Like pull up what's that woman Everyone started like Oh yeah The Dell lady The Dell lady This is like I know you guys have seen this

The algorithm's really been fucking Putting this on our plates For some reason but there we go yeah pull the one up with her next to the president yeah oh come on it's scroll up a little bit you know look it is video that's why it's it is weird but is she an alien no I don't I don't know it's is weird I mean it could just be bad plastic surgery she could be have she could be sick is he asleep Oh. Yeah, look at him.

He looks like a fucking frog under a sunlamp. He's one of those guys that respects you less when he doesn't think your wife is hot. Right. Right. He looks like a turtle that's like thinking about eating something. You know what I mean? Did you see that video of the turtle eating a fucking bird? No.

Can you pull that up? Oh, dude, it's so messed up. Look up turtle eating bird. I didn't know they were carnivorous. like a snapping turtle turtle eating bird and as in his bird seemed to like look at this Jesus fucking Christ might not ate it might have just drowned him yeah killed it like fuck you oh turtles or dicks turtles are dicks but yeah this is the new thing people are saying there's aliens among us the aliens live among us that people are disguising themselves as aliens that the

reptilians are shape-shifting. This is, I think, partially related to Grush going on Rogan, which I haven't watched yet. Torin Anderson, thank you again. The labels are owned by billionaires. The musicians don't make their own music. It's hidden in the music. I'll be arriving in nine years. Why nine? And where are you texting? Where are you? You don't have to do super chats. This is a terrible. That would be rotten if I keep asking you questions because you're giving me money when you answer them. But where are you, I need to know, where are you sending messages from? And when you say arriving, what do you mean?

We've got an alien in the chat guys, Torin Anderson. Keep your eyes peeled for Torin so they don't have to keep paying to respond to my questions. But yeah, by the way, that's another thing I wanted to bring up. I have a podcast recommendation I would like to make to you guys. This episode of the DTFH is supported by Blue Chew. Friends, no matter what you've heard, the biggest organ in the bedroom is the brain, especially when I'm there. The, because my penis is not as big as my brain. That's what I'm saying. But in, yet. The point is, Blue Chew understands that it's more than just getting your dick hard when it comes to hump. and they have created something called Blue Chew Gold. Now, Blue Chew is not asking me to say this.

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It's basically a music producer, like realizing that he's, realizing that his job was like over. Does he have a bowtie? I don't know. I've just been listening to it. Oh, okay. But he, like, for a year went and just interviewed people in AI, in the music industry. And people are just in the music industry.

And apparently everyone's using AI now. They're keeping it a secret. But in music, it's everyone's using it. People are using it for fucking everything. And just not saying so because folks get so. pissed. But it's fascinating because it's like the guy doesn't come across as sort of a grieved artist. He seems to just sort of be looking the problem in the eye and trying to understand the musician's role in creating music now. And it's like it's just so good. It's not Rick Rubin, is it? It's not Rick Rubin.

But he was talking to like, you know, famous AI researchers, brain like neurologist. who are like, it's a brain. It's operating like a brain. So it's just, and then he's also like commenting on how it's not much difference the way he makes music and the way he gets AI, the way AI makes music. It's just these sort of random impulses that lead from one thing to the next to the next. It's pretty good. I'll try to find the name of it and post it in a second.

Okay, wait, Drew the electrician, is saying you guys should seriously watch the clip of Dell closely and see your eyes change. Okay, let's watch it. Go back. Let's find the whole Dell clip. Let's watch it and see if this motherfucker's eyes change. If we get a reptilian eye wobble. She just has the dead eye. What? She has like the dead eye, like zombie kind of. Let's see it. I want to see if her eyes change. There it is. Go ahead and play it. If all goes well, which I think it will, they'll end up being quite rich by the time they're 18 and then 21 and this time goes by. Yeah. U.S. President Donald Trump has announced the total Americans under the 8th.

Go back. Oh, I just put in there. I change. Yeah. Someone already definitely did this. This is the one we watched already. Okay, play it again. Let's watch your eyes. To every child across the country.

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these accounts are ready it's fucked up I don't want to I think it's the eyeliner it's the eyeliner it's the eyeliner it's all the eyeliner that's part of it it does look like she can pull her body off. It does

look like she could reach behind her head and pull her face off. Osimpic face maybe? I don't know and I feel bad, you know, talking shit. Like, she's someone's wife. Yeah. And the whole internet has been picking apart whether or not

this woman is an alien. I want to give your kids money. Look at that. Yeah. Yeah. She's like we're going to deposit those money in your children's accounts. And the internet is for her, it's got to be a moment. it's you know because they're probably friends with bill gates and bill gates probably said to them at some point

listen guys it's real easy we can give you and a lot of our friends shots okay you're going to be fine we're going to release these mosquitoes and ticks they're going to wipe out 98% of the human race we have robots now that can do the work that we aren't capable of doing it'll be better for the fucking planet just please we just need you to sign off take this shot let us

call the population and she was like no humans are good. The problem killing them isn't the answer, Bill. Why have you always been wanting to do that? The answer is help them so that they have, not everyone's constantly in a state of struggle. Let's put money in their bank accounts and teach them financial literacy. And she fights back, prevents the fucking calling of the human species.

And then announces that she's giving money to all these kids. And yeah, the whole internet's like, You ugly old bitch, you're an alien. It's so fucked up. That's got to be the last thing she thought. When she's sitting by the president. I bet she thought she looked very good when she went out. She's like, I'm looking my best.

I have my hair right. I put my good eyeliner on. I put two layers of eyeliner on. And what's wrong with that? Yeah. She gets to live in that world. And then just the wrecking ball of truth comes crashing through. Maybe she doesn't look at the comments.

it's got out of here There's got to be a weird car ride back to the hotel You're looking like Well how are people responding to our act of philanthropy Damn I think they're a lizard in her head It sucks so bad But yeah

I mean is it bad Like Look I don't know People are just Who knows Maybe she's a fucking alien. I don't know why an alien would not have access to a better costume. You know?

Right. Torin Anderson paid again. Torin, what the fuck? I'm fine. Thank you. I'm fine super chatting. The Illuminani is real. I'm not joking.

The owl that they keep burning down is me. The elites follow Satan. Get Bitcoin. Thanks, Torin. Yeah, a lot of people do think the elites fall of Satan right now. that's one of the many fun things we get to worry about that are actual things to worry about instead of just like it was just i just did a podcast with derrick waters and we were talking about this but it's just it's not the elites being in like controlled by the devil but we were just

talking about like all the crazy things we have to worry about right now you know we already have these so much on our plate when it comes to weird fucking shit And then on top of it all, on top of the elite being aliens, on top of AI potentially destroying the planet, on top of unknown drones and government officials like David Grush coming out and saying, hey, we've got alien bodies. We also get to worry about some subsection of the global elite being Babylonian child sacrificing fucking Mollok worshippers.

So that sucks. I don't want to do that. Yeah, play that. The city council member. God, so cring. Was it a joke? No, I don't think it was a joke, but this is some cringy shit. Just play it.

This will make you cringe. So that would like to participate in the invocation, please stand? Wait, start it again. Okay. This 5.30. Following this meeting to order, we will start with the invocation and the pledge. So those that would like to participate in the invocation, please stand. Where is this?

Thanks up to the hair, counsel. Let us pray. Dear Dark Father, let us stand now unbowed and unfit by arcane doctrines born of fearful minds in darkened times. Let us embrace the luciferian impulse to eat of the tree of knowledge and dissipate our blissful and comforting delusions of old.

Let us demand that individuals be judged for their concrete actions, not their failty through arbitrary social norms and illusory categorizations. Let us reason our solutions, Give them a lie. Holding fast only to that which is demonstrably true. Let us stand firm against any and all arbitrary authority that threatens the personal

safety of one or all. What's weird is at the end, they just do the Pledge of Allegiance. His prayer didn't work. They immediately just, to cleanse themselves, they turn to a fucking swath of fabric and start talking to it. But dude, so it starts off. with like the nerdiest guy on earth doing an invocation to Satan. Like somebody who, if Satan, Satan would be like, you know what?

Can we get somebody else to do the prayer? Like, it's got to be someone like a little more sinister than you, man, to do the prayer. But it would have been better like if a kid did it, I think. It would be a little more effective. But so the nerdyest guy on earth does this prayer. That has really upset people. of it, oh, oh, people are titillated, upset. He did it in October, did it, you know, during the Halloween season.

And so people already, you know, some fundamentalists are already a little on edge. And so then this guy's invoking, doing the dorkiest fucking dorky. It's so, like, I don't, I bet that prayer caused so many people who are kind of like looking at both sides of the Christian spectrum. Maybe I will be a Satanist. And, like, saw that prayer. And they're like, you know what? I'm going to pray to God.

I'm never, whatever that is, I don't want to be. We know great dark one will live in the mint. Let us be free from irrational not. Shut the fuck up, you dork. That's not a good satanic prayer. If you're going to do a satanic prayer, fucking do a satanic prayer. Not that shit. Freak them out, dude.

You're already doing it. But don't do some fucking high roadie serious fucking Richard Dawkins. God damn satanic prayer. You got permission from the city hall to say whatever. Fucking go Mordor! You could have gone Mordor. You could have had indom. incense and bells.

Why'd you have to pick Satan? If you don't believe there's a Satan, why'd you pick Satan? You could have just as easily come out there and been like, In the name of Gesserach of the 14th Circle, may the apocalypse rain down upon the city council and all of us be dissolved so that the great cosmic fly can siphon our bodies through its unholy probosciscus

and dissolve us eternally within his dark pit stomach. I'm not being good. But instead, oh, in the name of Satan, please make sure we all are more rational. Like, shut up! You dork! You dark! What's this? You see this?

The public execution that's going to be put on Twitter? That's crazy. Yeah, we got to talk about this. Thank you, Josh, for bringing that up. This is another example of Hegseth just losing his fucking mind. Do you want me to play this? Yeah, play it. Guys!

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He is gone, baby. Execution by firing squad. Army Major betrays his country. Radical Islamist kills a bunch of Americans at Fort Hood. Of course we're going to do it at Fort Hood. We're going to do it on a Thursday. We're going to do it at 1 o'clock, which is when he did it. And it's going to be soldiers with rifles executing the firing squad.

It hadn't been since World War II since we've done that. Well, I kind of like the mentality we had in World War II, which was win. Which was, understand when the enemy attacks you just stand your ground. So it was radical Islamist territory. Remember what Obama called it? Workplace violence? I mean, that's what we're up against. That's the worldview we're up against his workplace violence.

CVE. We know what it is. It was a radical Islamist attack in uniform inside the ranks. Okay, you can stop. So he's going to... Yeah, so Thursday on Twitter, they're going to stream it. That's just scary. It's happening on Thursday?

That's what he said. Thursday, yeah. That was quick. I'll tell you this. If I was that dude getting the firings guard, I would be thanking my lucky fucking stars after what happened in Tennessee. You know what I mean?

What happened in Tennessee? Dude, the botched execution. Pull up Tennessee botched execution. This is like the third botched execution. Tennessee is done. So it's like in this, this, just look up Tennessee botched execution.

That lethal injection drug. So they basically just don't know how to use it or someone fucked up. And don't worry about it. You don't have to show. know people have already seen this stuff but yeah they're they christa pike they give her two doses of the lethal injection drug which is apparently very painful she didn't have to baines for it she ended up what's this is this their lawyer talking about yeah they're describing it yeah go ahead

play it yeah across tennessee the the goalposts keep moving um today's hearing was just a first step of many to preserve and enforce christa's constitutional rights after this unprecedented They botched the execution. They botched the execution. And they, they, you know, they don't, they've paused all executions in Tennessee.

Tennessee does not know how to kill people. And, um, it's real fucking weird that, because of, they're trying to be like, more civil or sophisticated, uh,

with their form of execution. It's causing more suffering. You imagine waking up in the fucking hospital. you thought you were gone, oblivied, and you wake up in the hospital, your arms all fucked up, you have brain damage probably. According to Dad on capital punishment, the botched execution rate for electrocution is 1.84 botched out of 4,374. Almost 2%. And when it gets botched, this is like the big question with her is what do they do now?

Do they try again? Yeah. Are they going to try to kill her again? 7.2% 7.2% of lethal injections go wrong. Almost, there's almost a 10% chance if you're going to get lethal injection, it's going to hurt. It's going to be like just the most agonizing, painful experience and you can't, it's like hard to talk.

So there's no way to articulate you're in pain and also, well, we're killing you. So yeah, it's probably going to hurt. The stupidest thing I ever heard was somebody told me that before you, before they put in the needle, they put alcohol on it so it doesn't get affected. And then they put the needle in it. So dumb. I'm like, what the fuck? It's so fucking dumb.

It's so dumb. Oh, that's a good. Nemoian is saying, can we get the city council guy to do the prayer before the fire? Oh, great don'ts go. Great, God's going great Satan. May we be more rational in this time of confusion? All right. Are we streaming?

Let's fucking kill him. it's insane it's fucking insane but I'll tell you if I had to pick I'm going to take firing squad for sure any day of the week firing squad over lethal injection

especially by Tennessee or just throw me off a building don't fucking inject that shit into my like I could just give me some pills I could how I thought it's like

hey that's 100% effective actually it says what firing squad death penalty 100% effective You can't fuck up a firing squad. It's impossible. You got like, fucking a squad. It's a squad.

How many people are in a firing squad? Look that up. How many in a squad? How many in a squad? What is a squad? Five. Five. That's a squad. Quad.

I get it. Squad. They should do more. They should do more. And the blank round. How do the five shooters? One rifle is lit with a blank round. Well, the other, so you could sort of, that means you could just trick yourself

into thinking you're not the one who fucking killed the dude. So you can rest, you know, maybe it wasn't my bullet. Maybe I'm not a murderer. Maybe I'm not damned for all time for blowing the fucking brains out of a dude whose hands are tied behind his back. Maybe I got the blank. It didn't quite feel right. and then when you see like haggseth frothing

somebody wrote so my ex-wife slept with a squad damn Brendan you were with a fucking squad yeah it's that's so true it's so sad I mean look man

look this is the world we're in. Firing squads are back in fashion. And I think that's what's going to happen in Tennessee. They're going to have to wheel this woman out and just blow her fucking brains out and she's not going to die. And we're going to realize she's immortal.

That's how we find the first immortal. It's like we blow her brains out and she's somehow still alive. And then we have to start dealing with the fact that she's like she was God or something. She was like, we killed an immortal, or at least, like, disabled an immortal being, like, by blowing their brains out. That's my idea, and it sucks. Why don't they just do the cow thing?

You know how they just put it, like, old-closure full men, and they just put it right here on their forehead, and then you're done. That's the most humane way. I don't know. I mean, again, like, people like you and me were, you know, solutions people. Yeah. So when we hear about a botched execution, we're like, I could fix that. What pharmaceutical company is paying them to keep them around, even though they keep getting boxed? None.

They don't want to sell them the shit. That's the other problem. The chemicals they use come from other countries, and they're like, I'm not selling that so you can kill people. Torin, the alien is back. Armageddon will happen in nine years. They make every song about me. Wait, did you already say that? At least all the major artists involved.

You're saying it again. Armageddon will happen in nine years. They make every song about me. That's cool, man. You need to get paid for that. But I guess it doesn't matter. Armageddon's going to happen. Nine years is pretty optimistic.

That actually makes me happy. Wow. You're giving like four or five more years than I was putting on it. But great. That's great. Guys, look, I got to go. I've got to go pick my kids up from their Nina's house. And that means I got to wrap this thing up.

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