Dungeons and Daddies - Father's Day 2020 Special - Dadturday Night Live!

Episode Date: June 21, 2020

Paeden booked some studio time at the Bullywug's Broadcasting Center and brought his dad friends along to do a call-in show!Thanks to all of our Patreon supporters who sent in and recorded questions!This episode contains profanity and sexual content.Support the show on Patreon!Get merch and more at our website!Follow us on Twitter @dungeonsanddads!Join our Facebook group!Check out the subreddit!Project DADGUT is the group transcription projectPaeden Bennetts is Anthony BurchDarryl Wilson is Matt Arnold (@mattlarnold)Henry Oak is Will Campos (@willbcampos)Ron Stampler is Beth May (@heybethmay)Glenn Close is Freddie Wong (@fwong)Cover art by Alex Moore (@notanotheralex)Send us stuff and get in contact: https://www.dungeonsanddaddies.com/contact Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Live from the Forgotten Realms at the BBC, the Bullywugs Broadcast Center, it's Saturday Night Live! Starring Daryl Wilson! I'm just like leaning up against like a door in the middle of New York City holding a pizza and I wink. Henry Oak! Ooh, Henry is sampling from a farmer's market In this cool neon street in New York City Glenn Close Glenn is like tuning up the guitar And does the old like oh I didn't see you there

And then the bandmates behind him just look pissed It's like why have you not tuned yet Ron Stampler It's literally just a bad headshot And the audience doesn't even clap that much And introducing your host, Payden Bennett. Payden is like chasing down the host of this week's show with a knife. Welcome to Dad or Day Night Live.

It's an advice show where people call in asking for advice about fatherhood, and you're going to get it from these four daddies. You're going to get advice from these four daddies and me, Payton, your main man, who's a daddy in spirit, I'd like to think. We're going to be taking calls, which means just shout real loud from wherever you are in your village. Hey, Payton. Hi, Henry here. I just want to say I think it's really nifty that you have your own show here at the Bullywogs Broadcast Center. I think that's so cool.

You're such an enterprising eight-year-old. I just want to say you're doing a great job, kid. You're going to go places. Yeah, I'm doing it on spec. We're not actually recording right now. I just feel like I want to get people hyped up about it. Are we asking the questions? You are.

No, Ron. The opposite. Oh, we're answering the questions. Yeah, we're answering them, Ron. That's great. I'm not a great asker, but I'm a great answerer. I'm looking forward to meeting all of these new voices. Oh, wow.

My resident stones are just lighting up in this bag here. Stone one, who do we got? Happy Father's Day. What would you say are some things you should or shouldn't do or say when you discover that you're going to be a dad? Thank you. Thank you, Sophie P. You know, when both of my boys were born,

I had like a poem ready that I wrote for them. And then, you know, it was kind of like my little welcome to earth moment for the two boys and for Mercedes. You punched him in the face and said, welcome to earth. Well, the one thing you don't want to do is you don't want to say, who's the father? And then like, you know, raise your eyebrows. Uh-huh.

No, I did. I had to ask that. Well, yeah, you did. You did, Ron. That makes sense. I think something that you wouldn't want to say, which is this is a joke of sorts. You wouldn't want to be like, well, is it terminal, doctor? Is it serious?

Is there something I can take for that? That's dark, man. Well, that's why it's a joke. Well, you know, I would say that if you do discover you're going to be a dad, first things first is you're going to make sure you check what the various financial support needs are depending on your relationship with whoever it is. I'm just kidding. You know, playing Christmas music doesn't actually mean you sleep around a lot. Actually, a lot of people think that, but no, it's not generally the case. I don't think I ever heard that. Is that something that people think?

I didn't think that. Yeah. No? No. But I do want to say that, you know, if you do sleep around with a lot of people, that's okay too, Glenn. You know, it doesn't really have anything to do with the question that was being asked, but, you know. A question for adventuring dads. When your child is old enough, what would your recommendation be for a first pet?

Cat, dog, rabbit, or something more exotic like a snake? Thank you for that question, Rob. I would say a knife. First. A knife. Was that your first pet, Peyton? First, last, and only only what did you name it uh um i don't want to say stabby because that's really like obvious well you don't have to say that you don't you

could just say whatever the actual name was you don't have to we will judge you press us by coming up with something funny or cool like if his name was stabby that's okay you're eight no one expects you to be a grown man who would come up with something funny, like in an improv setting. So if it's, here's the thing about dives, much like enemies, they lose some of their sharpness.

If you know their name, the mystique is part of it. So I can't, the only time you'll know its name is when it's about to enter your neck. That's what she said. I mean, dogs, dogs are a man's best friend or all, all's y'all y'all's best friends all

all man woman everybody's best they're best friends so yeah i i agree in that a pet is something that should be cherished and potentially married me uh ron stampler i met the love of my life posing as a pet and maybe she thought she was getting a pet but maybe she thought she was getting a partner. All I mean is it's the same thing. It's a lifelong commitment till death do you part. And thankfully, hamsters die early. I'll pick up on what Ron's laying down there. I think, you know, call me crazy. I think a classic starter pet is like a like a guppy fish or a gerbil. It's something your kids can love. But, you know, kids can love, but sometimes you need that important conversation about death

to kind of help them work through that and process that. And I'm not saying that you buy a pet that you know is going to die soon, but sometimes... You buy one that's already dead, huh? That is what you just said, though. That's exactly what you said. It's not what I'm trying to say, I guess, because it sounds a little cruel when you say it that way, so I'm trying to say the same thing. Yeah, I don't want to give my kid a dead animal what I'm trying to say is I guess because it sounds a little cruel when you say

it that way so I'm trying to say the same thing my kid a dead animal I'm not that's like a meal I'm not gonna be like here's a cow I'd still say a dog just get them like a really old dog yeah I guess you could get them a really old dog that is gonna die soon you could get them like I feel like what's nice about a guppy is that it dies i can't believe i'm saying how would you you won't care about it very much let's be honest i guess what do you know the name of your first guppy i had guppies i don't know i don't remember the name of my first guppy oh yeah that kind of proves your point man and nobody gets a guppy i got like 10 guppies because you just scoop them up from like the local pond like and you put them in the jar and then you

forget like i don't know about you guys but i forgot the air holes but i was like four and that was a whole jar of dead guppies no offense daryl but i don't know if you're the right one to maybe tackle this question but um it sounds like you guys have a family dog though and that's working out great for you well yeah but grant lost it that's okay oh great oh okay well um maybe start, maybe next time get Granaguppin. Hi. Out of all of the movies you've taken your kids to go and see, which one did you think that you would hate going into it, but you turned out to absolutely love,

and now you have to pretend that you don't like it at all? Thank you for that, Sean. Secarette Hennessy. That's an easy one, man. Those Minions movies. I thought I was like, nah, I can't get over it. But those guys are great. I love those little banana boys. I'm right there with you, Glenn.

I love those guys, man. They're great. They're hilarious. Have you seen this online that sometimes people take pictures of the Minions and they put funny words with them or like a funny little saying? It'll be like, don't talk to me before I've had my coffee. Like that stuff. Oh, yeah, man. Those just kill just kill me of course i'm kidding minions suck

oh i oh i oh well i kind of trusted you on that one um and now i i kind of just came there great it's the only thing universal puts out that i can stand you know i mean you're as wacky as one of those wacky minions that's what i think that's kind of where i kept my like sense of off tilt sense of humor from is i just think like what would the minions do in this situation i always chuckle and that's kind of been a big part of informing kind of what i do on a day-to-day man that really had an effect on me but like i guess there's some hate for minions so yeah minions suck uh-huh and i'm winking at you you know i mean i get you it's one of those ironic things to say. Hey, say, here's a funny minion joke from one of the big pictures that I saw on my Facebook wall.

How do you feel? And there's a little picture of a minion frowning at an empty coffee cup. How do you feel when there's no coffee? Depresso. Right? Anyway, I was going to say Zootopia for my movie. I feel like that movie, I was like, here we go. I don't really take a shining to talking animal movies.

But, you know, that movie had a lot of really important, powerful things to say about prejudice and how we should treat each other. And I was just like, dang, this is a good one. Frankly, pretty much any movie that's not Primer I like. You know, you put it in front of me, I can relax. I drink a beer. I'm happy. I was going to say that Terry wanted to take the bus to go downtown, and I said, no, I don't want to do that. But then we ended up riding the bus, and it was very nice because you can listen to music, look at your phone, and you don't have to worry about paying attention to the road.

So that was great. So you had a good time on public transpo. Yeah, we were moving. Oh, yeah. That's my favorite type of movie. I get it. I like Ubers, too. I think Ron says it, but I don't think Ron gets it.

Or Lyft, rather. It sounds like you might have liked the movie Taxi with Queen Latifah. I have never seen it. If you had to had one of the other dads as your dad, which dad would dad you and why? Thank you, Calvin S. Cuckley. If I had to have one of you gentlemen as my dad, I think Peyton would be really cool if he was your dad, Daryl. Oh, shucks. No.

I think Peyton, you know I love you little dude. Yeah. But I think you got a lot of growing to do before you can, you know, have a kiddo. Excuse me. I mean, do you want to have a kid right now?

Peyton's probably killed more people than most dads have killed people. Well, let me ask a question. Peyton, do you want to have a kid right now? No, but I would step up. I would take that responsibility out of myself, you know? That's a great response, Peyton,

because I was just going to say that I would like you to be my dad. Peyton, from that answer, I changed my answer. I think I'd want you to be my dad also. That's a good answer. It's too late, Daryl. It's too late. He's my dad. Oh, hey, there's plenty of Peyton to go around, baby. Hey, Glenn, do you want to say each other so that we're not left out? Like I was going to say that I'd want you to be my dad because you seem really laid back. Oh, that's crazy. I was about to say I want me to be my own dad, too. I walked into that one, you scamp. Oh, that's dad always razzing on me.

Ha! Classic. Classic dad. Hey, Dungeon Daddy dudes. I got a question for you. How do you turn your kids' gross gnarly days into a totally tubular day? You're watching? What are you watching?

Go on the go. Oh, yeah? Can Dad talk? Yeah, I can. Are you sure? Yeah. I was asking a question to the Dungeon Dads. What do you think?

Yeah, you do it. Awesome. Thank you so much, Rad Riot. It depends on the age of the kiddo. Hey, gross gnarly days can hit anybody at any time. And see, for me, what I do is I'll go to Disneyland or get some ice cream or both. You know, there's ice cream at Disneyland, which is great. What about when your son Terry is having a tough day, Glenn?

What? Isn't your son Terry? When you and Terry are having a tough time, like, how do you cheer up Terry? Are you talking to me? I don't understand. how do you cheer up Terry? Are you talking to Nick? I don't understand. What do you mean? Terry is Glenn's son. Nick is your son.

Right? No, I think you got that flip, my man. Oh, have I been doing that wrong this whole time? Oh, jeepers. Okay, this is, I'm sorry. It's just people under 15. I have a tough time keeping track of names. It's, you know, I just kind of have like a face blindness

when it comes to kids. You can use that to get out of jury duty if there's ever like a crime involving a kid. You're right, if I'm ever on, if there's ever a kid murder where a kid murders another kid, you know, and I was the witness, I wouldn't have to testify. I will keep that in mind. You're right, Peyton. Henry, there

would be an unreliable witness for anything you do. I'm going to call him first. Well, I've always felt that the best move to turn a gnarly day for whenever Nick's feeling down is a little trick I call Amazon gift card. Oh. It's an Amazon gift card. I don't know if I want Glenn to be my dad anymore. Dang, man, you don't like Amazon? I mean, I get the politics around Bezos and stuff,

but it is just kind of a nice, convenient way to get things. You know, that's true. If you're someone who shows your affection through gift giving, that's true. I shouldn't judge. That's very fair. No, I think it's cool. I think it's okay to judge Henry.

Hey, Glenn. Yeah. I'm not sure if the best way to always solve your kid's problems is just to give him money. Yeah, you know, Daryl, as long as we're judging people, he could try talking to his kid when he's having a problem oh no yeah that's always a good thing listening listen to what your kid's going through and then uh you know i do yeah no no hold on tell them we'll talk about it later it's dissolving don't get twisted guys henry do you have something to say

no no no i don't i don't i don't i don Okay, well, I think you should, you gotta listen to your kid and see what he wants to do. Just try to take his mind off of what's going on and have a good time. Don't get it twisted. The Amazon gift card is more of a solution based on what kind of video-related things he wants to see

and what kind of objects or things he wishes to acquire. That's just, that only kind of narrowly solves those problems, which is, I think, 90% of kids' problems. I think if you're having a gnarly, gross day, you can wait until the next day, and then it might not be the same day anymore. You know what, Ron? That's actually a pretty—that's a good answer.

Sometimes you just got to let a kid go through things. Like, we all—you don't—kids got to grow up. Sometimes, you know, think about the bad days you have. You always want somebody bothering you about it? My thought on this is that gnarly, gross days call for a hug, and totally tubular days call for a high five. And that's the news from Lake Wobegon, where, anyone, never mind. Another question.

Hey, dads, long-time listener, first-time caller. I have a two-part question. First, can you talk about how your personal definition of masculinity has changed since having a son? And second, if you had to choose to have nipples for eyes or eyes for nipples, which would you choose? Thank you for that question. Share Steve Chippendale. Hey, can you clarify that? I don't know about that first part of the question. The second one seems a little more interesting. What was the second one? What was that? Nipples for eyes? The second one was if you were cursed and had to choose between having nipples for eyes or eyes for nipples, which would you choose?

The first one was about masculinity. I don't think it sounds like a curse. It sounds like a blessing. Well, do you lose the first one? Do you not have any more eyes at all? Like your eyes are now nipples, so you don't have eyes. Yeah. I think that's the stipulation.

Yeah. I don't know about you guys guys but it does feel like if you reword that to say what would you rather have extra nipples or extra eyes the answer is pretty clear yeah i'm gonna go straight for extra eyes man extra eyes baby but what if what if they're exclusive though so what happens the other thing just becomes like so you mean like they can't see other nipples yeah no i don't know i mean like your eyes have to go on your chest yeah i think he's saying like where it's just about a positioning thing it's either the nipples are where your eyes would be no wait this is the same way you're right i understand what you're saying yeah it's either

you have more eyes or more more nipples you have no hold on because i think it was not reversing oh gosh what a riddle but you're right. I don't think I understand the question. Yeah, either your two eyes turn into two nipples or your two nipples turn into two eyes. And I would much rather have four eyes and no nipples than four nipples and no eyes. I agree. I would like my left nipple to be my right eye

and then my right eye to go to the location of my left nipple. Please. Okay. So you just want your eyes backwards on your chest is what you're saying? Yeah, I want a completely normal life except that my left nipple has switched places with my right eye.

Oh, so you've got kind of an eye patch thing going on. You've got the most horrifying eye patch reveal ever cocked and loaded. Yes. That's my nipple up there. Anybody have any thoughts on the first question about how your definition of masculinity changed I think I'll take a shot on the first question which is that you know before I had my two beautiful boys I thought that being a man was all about just being really tough and really single-minded and always knowing what to do and then I had these two beautiful boys and they

were these wonderful little balls of chaos that came into my life. And I realized that being a man is about love and it's about loving the people around you and taking care of them and giving them high fives on tubular days and hugs on gnarly days. And, you know, I just feel like maybe you don't need to be so tough all the time. Maybe you don't need to. Maybe, you know, there's like there's strength in. I gosh darn it. I'm rambling now. I think it's a good answer. Before I became a father, I thought that I couldn't possibly be more manly and masculine. But I learned after becoming a stepfather and stepping up that I was wrong. That's it, huh? That's it.

What were you wrong about? That you could become more manly? Is that what the... Oh, no. That's it. What were you wrong about? That you could become more manly? Is that what the?

Oh, no. My manliness, my masculinity has increased to such a degree that a previous life Ron who thought that he could not be any manlier. Well, that guy just looks like a sissy who didn't know anything anymore. I mean, yeah, I don't think much as I mean, other than just kind of really understanding what my I mean, my dad always taught me that not being a man, just being a good person was being there for your family. So, you know, I think when I was young, I didn't always understand that. But once I had my own kid, it's true. I don't think it changed so much as just I really kind of learned that my dad was right. Like he usually was.

Whether you've got nipples for eyes or eyes for nipples, important thing is that you're there for your kids fantastic do you think if you had eyes for your nipples for eyes like and you ran a marathon like would you put vaseline to stop them from chap like your eyes would chaff right that'd be horrible if you had eyes for nipples would you wear a shirt like this or like this you wear it with the nipples cut out like a b yeah well free the nipple is free the nipple not free the nipple so i don'tipple, not free the nipple. So I don't understand why anybody was ever, you know. Oh, and now they'd have to say, excuse me, my eyes are down here. Yeah. Nice.

All right, more questions. Hi, dads. I was just wondering what the first thing that you said to your sons were after they were born thank you for that lovely question ellie salibin well this is an easy one man what i did was i held my fist out for a fist bump and i got it that's how i knew that nick was a true blue close boy did he return your fist bump at the age of zero yes wow i mean because well i mean he was kind of flailing around i don't know how much you know like intention was intention was behind it, but I felt the intention. You know what I mean?

Glenn, if you felt it, your son, he fist pumped you right then. Yeah. I don't, I mean, I think honestly, I don't remember. There's a lot of emotions that happened. I mean, honestly, I probably said something like you're perfect or you're beautiful or, you know, there's just a lot of, well, sorry, Peyton. What do you want, man? It's a big deal when your kid comes out.

Hey, Peyton, what would you say to your kid if you had a kid? Yeah, you want to be a dad? I go, hell yeah. Okay. That's it, huh? That's it? Yeah. I'd see the kid and be like, ooh, looks like me, but small. Hell yeah. You know, that's really positive. I think that it's good to show enthusiasm. Gosh,

for me, there was a lot of weepy crying, and then, you know, I stammered out the sort of contemporaneous poem that sprung to my mind as I saw my two beautiful boys. You remember any lines from that poem? Oh, it's been so long, but the words are still etched in my heart. Let's see if I can remember them. Oh, joyous leaves that have sprung forth from the grounds of, me and my wife's love. Oh,

why did you ask for this? You know, that's okay. I get it. That's cool. I love it. Like flowers shall you bud and face the sun and I shall cherish and love and water and protect you and fill you with joy and fertilize your soil, but not in a gross way, in like a way

that it's a plant metaphor for all your days. My beautiful boys. I love you. Namaste. I think that was the poem. I might've loved a line or two in there, but that was the poem I think. And again, there was a lot of crying going on. Ron, what did you say when you first met your kid? Cause like, you probably remember that. I mean, it's probably more recent, right? Yeah, it was. That must have been nerve-wracking. Yeah. Well, Samantha had talked to me about it a lot before I met him. And then I think she talked to Terry a lot, too.

So there was a lot of talking going on. But then when I first met Terry, I said, hi, I'm Ron. You can call me Ron. And then he just didn't talk to me for six months. Wow. Oh, man. Well, you guys, you put the work in, Ron. You guys are doing really well now. We are. You know, I like to stay on my toes because I whenever I'm in doubt of what to say, to give words of encouragement to my stepson, Terry Jr., I just say, hi, I'm Ron. Hey, Payton, you want to do another question there? Yeah, I do. I had a question for you guys.

My wife and I are due for our first child in September. And I wanted to sing him. I'm not the best singer, but I wanted to sing a lullaby to him. And I was wondering if you guys had any suggestions or if you maybe had some that you sung to your sons. Now questions from Eric Bahorkares. I always just go for the Iron Maiden discography. Run to the Hills is always a good one to get them going. Interesting.

You can fall asleep to that one. That galloping beat, you know, kind of just lulls you to sleep. Yeah, I think that I think it works pretty well. I found it works pretty good. You don't turn it up, Henry. Like, you know, you keep it nice and quiet, but you know, I feel the same way about my favorite lullaby, Green Sleeves, which is a classic. I mean, as the kids say, say that shit slaps you put green sleeves on that baby's going to sleep and you know that was always like you know maybe you played on a nice recorder or a lute like you know i find that medieval music really really soothes the nerves of a wee baby slap that baby no that's a pain no no that's actually a little bit of vernacular

from our world which i think okay refers to the slap of a slap base is i think where that comes from i was just willing to go with you and i thought it was kind of creepy but i was like i'll support henry like whatever he seems confident yeah you don't don't well yeah don't the doctor might i don't do they even do that unless they're choking on something in which case i think you want to slap them on the back it's been a while since i think you do the you do like a suction thing, don't you? No. No, Glenn. It's like a, it's depending on the age. It's like a put them over your forearm and do a little back slap sort of thing.

I don't know about the suction thing. No, there is. There's like a suction thing. No, what do you mean? No, I mean, you don't have to elaborate. It sounds wrong. So. I mean, maybe.

I'll just say that Daryl and his friend matt didn't learn that in any classes preparing for a baby daryl i didn't know you had a friend named matt who's your friend matt i think every white guy has a friend named matt every woman has dated three matt except for my wife. She only dated one. Who is it? Carol dated your friend Matt? Is that what you just said? Yep, that's what I said.

I thought you guys met in high school. He must have been like her junior high boyfriend or something. Yeah, probably. He was probably awesome. Hey, Peyton, who did you say asked that question? That was Eric Bohorquez. Oh, that's so wild. Well, she's more than a friend, less than a lover.

Beth May actually went to high school with a man named Eric Bohorquez. And speaking of lullabies, they seem to have a song that they knew by heart that I think would be great for kids. It's called Lose Yourself by Eminem. kids. It's called Lose Yourself by Eminem. I know all the lyrics, of course, but if Eric is looking for ideas, maybe he could think back to those high school times

and spit a verse for his upcoming son. Delightful. Can you spill the tea on Beth May of this guy? It sounds like there's something there. I know that she'd say like,'s something there. Yeah, well,

I know that she'd say like, oh my God, Eric, so good to hear from you. Love you. So excited for you and Christina. I think that's what she would say. That's my bad impression. Ron, that's a good impression.

That's a really good impression. Insanely good impression. Wow, Ron. Holy shit. All right. Let's have one last question. All right. Hey guys, if you were to create the ideal perfect dad, Wow, run. Holy shit. All right. Let's have one last question. All right. Hey, guys.

If you were to create the ideal perfect dad, Powerpuff Girls style, what traits must be included and why? Thank you again, Maddie Gillespie, for that final question. Oh, I love that. Do we all want to say one and then, like, that'll be the perfect dad, like whatever each one of us says? Yeah, yeah. All right. We're all standing around the big pot of chemical X and we've all got to throw in something to make the perfect powerpuff dad so um uh glenn why don't you kick us off 2020 vision you can't get a bit anything gee whiz is a

glasses wearer i feel kind of subtly attacked by that no glenn that's a good answer because they got laser surgery. You think you can fix yourself right? I'm just saying it's important that the dad have, it's nice and sharp. So that way any sort of threats from afar, like any sort of like rogue vehicles or what have you, you got plenty of warning.

That's a good answer, Glenn. Because I was just going to say, I was just going to say the best trait would be to be my dad, like just throw my dad in there. And he didn't have 20, 20 vision. So like, I never thought it could be better than my dad but i guess my dad with better vision this guy really likes his dad jesus would be good okay so we have 2020 vision daryl's dad uh ron what would you throw in maybe uh a few receipts um my dad kept receipts and then gotta do that no just you know like the receipts you might you might keep in pockets that's a good idea can i change your mind to having a wallet chain

i think a lot of dads have hairy arms and then some are do not have hair on their heads but uh okay um if they did that'd be cool uh it may like, I don't know, like big bottles of ketchup because dads love ketchup. And then maybe like a... I was kind of thinking one ingredient each, but keep going. Keep going. This is good. You know, there's no wrong answers.

Well, why don't you pick your favorite one of those? We each put one thing in. Like I just put in one thing, my dad. And Glenn put one thing in, 2020 vision. Although it sounds my dad and uh glenn put one thing in 2020 vision although it sounds like gun wants to change what he's putting into wallet chain okay yeah because that way your dad will never lose the wallet and then your dad will never like be not without his id and stuff which is always important to have on you um i would like to put in also Daryl's dad. Wow.

Okay, so we've got Daryl's dad, a wallet chain, another version of Daryl's dad. Gosh, what do I want to throw in here? I think I'd put in a copy of the book Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance, which is all about a son and a father. And, you know, I thought that was a really good book. So I put that in there and then maybe also like in the book. So it still counts as one item. I'd put like a link to a Google sheet

that has a list of a whole bunch of other really good books about fatherhood. That's good. That's good. What about you, Peyton? Two knives. One for each dad.

Okay. Hey, Peyton, let me ask you a question. Have you ever thought about... What? Like, instead of holding just one knife, what if you had two knives? No, but Glenn, what... Well, now that you've said it, that's all I'm going to think about. I thought that this was supposed to be for one dad.

If we're having more than one dad, I don't think why I can't put in a bunch of other stuff, like some flannel and maybe some chewing gum. Oh, you know what that is? Chewing gum is important. Go ahead, Ron, take us out, just throw in everything you want to throw into this dad gumbo. Let's do it.

Okay. Let's see. A Kentucky State Magnet. Yeah, yeah. One of those Bic pens. That doesn't really work very well, and the end is kind of chewed off. But they also never run out of ink for some reason

ron has never done it you're just describing my dad keep going i would throw in like a remote that's been chewed up by a dog and then uh i would throw in like a napkin that somebody sneezed into and then um unused bottle of hand sanitizer and then a real good um maybe just a few like packing boxes like like an amazon box or something and then you know a stuffed animal or something but then also some some naughty sex things okay a good board game and then a wide ruled notebook paper And a watch From Rite Aid Well thank you so much everyone for listening to our first ever

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