Ear Biscuits with Rhett & Link - 207: What Would You Do If Robots Took Your Job? | Ear Biscuits Ep. 207
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This, this, this, this is Mythical.
Welcome to Ear Biscuits, I'm Rhett.
And I'm Link.
This week at the round table of dim lighting,
we tackle the question,
what would you do if robots took your job?
All of a sudden, we have a whole,
due to automation, season of television about this.
Your career needs to change.
Yeah, that's right.
This is the inciting event of Buddy System season two.
That's right.
Not to promote that, but we could promote it.
What did you do when you lost your job to robots?
Well, we can talk about that when we talk about it.
Yeah, because there's a lot of parallels
between our Buddy System season two characters
and the real us even though it's us in a parallel universe.
By the way, they're releasing Buddy System season two.
I don't know if we're.
In front of the paywall at some point.
Some point, yeah.
So be looking for that.
We'll make a big deal about it when it's all there.
Seasons one and two, but if you're gonna only watch one,
watch season two.
That's confusing.
Unintentional plug.
I guess you can watch season one, but anyway.
Yeah, there's some robot stuff happening there.
And just let me say, this whole conversation,
it spawned from a Reddit session.
You call them sessions?
Yeah, I have a Reddit session as I'm sleeping.
Well, in my sleep.
I don't know how that works.
As I'm going to sleep in my bed,
which that's another thing we may need to tackle
if that's a good habit.
But I went down this Reddit rabbit trail
which meanders through manufacturing processes,
some eerie anecdotes, and lands smack dab on you.
Well, I'm featured in this Reddit thread?
Well, I don't wanna say too much, but I will say,
you know what, yes. This Reddit thread that was featured on the homepage
had nothing absolutely in the world to do with you, us,
anything to do with us at all.
Somehow involved you.
Wow, I'm suddenly interested.
So it was a wild ride on Reddit
and I wanna take you back through it.
I'm planning to participate in this discussion.
The robots are gonna take over
at some point in our conversation.
Okay.
But we're gonna land on you inexplicably.
Great.
Well, I'll explain it but it's unexpected.
Okay.
Before we get into that, I do want to tell you
something that happened to me at a party.
First of all, let me just say that-
You're a party animal.
I- Say it.
Have been so occupied in the evenings.
Tonight will mark the sixth straight night
that I have had something that is like kind of like an involved-
An obligation.
Obligation.
An out of the home thing.
In this one tonight, my wife is actually gonna go with me
and we're going to, I'll just say,
we're going to the Mayans MC season two premiere.
That's right.
To support our friend Kurt Sutter.
And this is the one that Jessie's going with me to.
And she, and I just, when I was like,
you ready for tonight?
And she was like, what?
Again?
She was like, you're going somewhere again?
I was like, you're going with me.
And it didn't seem to make a difference.
Yeah, that's why, Christy's not going. I am going. you're going with me. And it didn't seem to make a difference. Yeah, that's why Christy's not going.
I am going, I'm going with you and Jessie.
And I guess Stevie's my date.
Yeah.
Because Christy, yeah, she's like, listen,
this has been too much stuff happening.
And I mean, if it wasn't for like a sense of,
well, I wanna go for what it is,
but I don't wanna go because it's just going somewhere else.
I understand that.
And I said, listen.
And I'm almost like, you're going,
that's good enough as if both of us are going,
that's enough support, but that's kinda lame,
I'm not gonna do that.
I appreciate that.
I could change my mind.
I could bail.
I wouldn't be surprised if you did,
but I certainly hope you go.
But it has been too much and then I say,
this is not typical and she's like, you always say that.
But it isn't, I don't do things six nights in a row.
It's not typical.
That's not the kind of life I have, man.
Right.
By the way, I have something the next two nights too,
so that's another factor.
Oh really? Yeah, I got like. next two nights too, so that's another factor. Oh really? Yeah.
I got like.
Well, maybe you'll beat my streak.
Welcome back to school nights, two different schools.
In the end, you will probably tie me.
I did something on Thursday and then on Saturday.
You only did something on Friday.
We went to the Kacey Musgraves concert with our wives.
That was fabulous.
That was a great time.
Yeah, because. Love that woman.
Because I went to the Rolling Stones concert
the night before.
Oh you did go to the Rolling Stones concert.
Yeah man, I'm tempted to talk about that.
First of all, I freaking love Kacey Musgraves.
I mean, that album is amazing, she played most of it.
It was wonderful.
It's exactly what I love to listen to.
But I gotta say, seeing the Rolling Stones,
who I would not call myself a huge Stones fan,
before going to see them, that was absolutely amazing.
Everybody in the Rose Bowl was just in awe of the fact
that these like, how old did I say Mick was?
76, I believe.
76 years old, four months after having
a heart valve replacement surgery.
He's strutting around the stage for two hours
going an estimated 14 miles total.
So crazy, I don't know, it's just.
And they sounded good.
It's because the devil's in him.
That's how he's able to do it.
He had sympathy for the devil.
Man, me and Britton had a great time.
It was his treat.
It was a long time coming
because the heart valve replacement,
but man, I get it.
I get the Stones now.
I feel like I'm an insider.
I got the lips and the tongue on my shirt.
Oh gosh.
Yeah, good look, best band logo maybe of all time.
It is, I mean, I kind of feel like going to the
Rolling Stones and then the Kacey Musgraves.
Like this is not the ideal because you're gonna judge
Kacey Musgraves show womanship versus the Rolling Stones
which is just, she's doing a different thing.
Oh absolutely.
But anyway, you went to a party.
I went to the one thing that you didn't go to.
And let's call it a fundraiser.
It was a fundraiser for a charity that we're involved with.
And there was a guy there who I've met a couple of times.
This is an older guy, I mean he's older than me.
And super nice guy and we were having
a bunch of interesting conversations
about some stuff that he was involved with.
But one of the things that he needed to show me,
we got into a conversation about jackfruit.
Jackfruit.
Yeah, and I recently had seen
how big a jackfruit could be.
Have you seen how big a jackfruit could be? I can't even say I know what a jackfruit actually is. Okay, so you know when- Like a jackfruit could be. Have you seen how big a jackfruit could be?
I can't even say I know what a jackfruit actually is.
Okay, so you know when- Like a grapefruit?
No, not like a grapefruit, no.
So you know when you go to like a vegan restaurant
and they've got like barbecue but it's not barbecue,
it's something else?
Oh yeah.
Often it's this jackfruit thing.
Kinda stringy.
Yes, it's got an interesting texture to it.
That's jackfruit and so. Kind of stringy. Yes, it's got an interesting texture to it. That's jackfruit.
And so yeah, looks like that.
It's kind of spiky on the outside.
It's green, the color of an avocado.
It's shaped like, how big is it?
Okay, well how big would you think that that was,
just looking at it?
It looked about as big as an avocado or an apple.
It's this big. What?
They can be 70, like, this guy was said, I-
Twice the size of an average watermelon? Yeah, big. What? They can be 70, like, this guy was said, I, I. Twice the size of an average watermelon?
Yeah, so.
What? Yeah, so when I went to.
Good gracious, that fruit is jacked.
This guy's actually helping to import
some jackfruit into California,
and jackfruit is like exploding in popularity, right?
So, and I had just, with Locke, at the grocery store a week ago, had seen a jackfruit So and I had just with Locke at the grocery store
a week ago, had seen a jackfruit.
And I was like, how in the, that's a jackfruit?
It's that big?
And we almost got it as like a gag gift for Jessie.
Like let's bring home this jackfruit
and see what she does with it.
You know what I'm saying, because it was just so big.
Anyway, we start talking about the business
that he's involved in, getting jackfruits in.
And he's like, oh, I gotta show you this one I found.
So he takes out his phone and he begins scrolling
through his photos and he's like, okay, hold on.
No, I'm getting close.
No, that's, okay.
Just moving his thumb like this and just rifling through hundreds, thousands of photos.
Okay.
Two and a half minutes into the scrolling
and the saying, hold on, I'm almost there.
Give me a second.
I begin to think that I am the victim
of a YouTube prank video.
You started looking around for cameras?
I begin to think that I might be on
What Would You Do With John Keonis?
Which incidentally, I think is a YouTube channel now.
What would you do if somebody scrolled forever?
Like how long would it take in their scrolling
for you to just jump in and stop it?
Did you think about that?
Hey man, you know what, just email it to me.
Well, at one point I was like,
yeah, yeah, I know they're big, man.
I was like, yeah, I saw one at the grocery store.
He's like, no, no, you gotta see this one.
Two and a half minutes is a long time
to watch somebody scroll.
Well, I had to listen.
Are you looking over his shoulder on his phone
and is he scrolling through nothing but photos
of jackfruit?
Lots of photos of fruits and other things that he imports.
He's like, hey, this is my girlfriend
and this is when we went to the beach and this is my dog.
He is rifling through a grid of photos.
It was like a wound on my dog,
I had to send this picture to the vet.
He's not giving any commentary on the stuff
that he's scrolling through, he's just saying,
hold on, and you keep thinking, okay, here,
and then it's not there and then he keeps going.
Now, you know me, I'm a nice man.
You're nicer to strangers.
I have a high tolerance for this kind of behavior.
I don't know if it's average tolerance
or it's either average or higher tolerance.
Well, you have a higher tolerance than I do.
Oh, hell yeah.
Let's at least say that.
And so, I was like, what am I gonna do?
Like I had time to start having like an existential crisis
like, because every time I look back,
he was just saying, hold on, give me a second.
Here it comes, here it comes, no, no, hold on.
And so I was just like, I guess I'm just gonna stay here
in the moment.
I'm gonna let this guy find his big ass jackfruit.
And then when I see it, I'm gonna be really impressed.
So I did that.
Well, it's kind of a lot of buildup, so.
It's pretty big.
Oh, so he did find it.
It was really big. He found it? Yeah, yeah, it was very large. Yeah, you're not even telling a lot of buildup. It's pretty big. Oh, so he did find it. It was really big.
He found it?
Yeah, yeah, it was very large.
Yeah, you're not even telling that part of the story.
You're like, oh yeah, he did find it.
It's like what, the story's over?
It was 70.
Tell me about the freaking jackfruit.
70 pounds.
The jackfruit was 70 pounds.
70 pounds?
Was that tall, three feet tall, I don't know.
Good gosh.
What gave you a sense of scale?
Was he holding a penny next to it? Him. Him holding it. Him holding it. Good gosh. What gave you a sense of scale? Was he holding a penny next to it?
Him.
Him holding it.
Him holding it.
Good gosh, they can get, jackfruits can get big.
Wow, wow, wow, wow.
I bet they don't taste as good.
Of course, they never taste like-
It's like a big catfish.
You don't want a real big catfish.
They never taste like pork.
You could put feet on that in a snout
and it would be like a vegan pig.
Yeah.
It's literally as big as a pig.
Jackfruit takes on the flavors of whatever, it's a lot like Jackfruit takes on the flavors of whatever,
it's a lot like tofu, takes on the flavors.
But let's get back to the scrolling
because I do want to talk about that.
Well you know what, he got back to the scrolling.
Again?
After he found the jackfruit.
He's a scroller.
Another, I lost count, three to four times,
he had something in his mind that he wanted to show me
and he would go back to the photos.
And then I don't think it was ever as long
as that first time, but I was like,
this is like a Seinfeld episode.
If Seinfeld was made in 2019, he's the scroller.
Now, you know what, somebody needs to talk to him
because he's too dependent on photos.
He needs to just do hand gestures.
You know, like.
He's this big.
Or pick up a small child and be like, it was this big.
Or make it his wallpaper.
If the anecdote comes up that often,
you need to have it printed on a business card.
I think this is a perfect example
of why you need favorites.
You need to take advantage of your favorites feature
on your photo collection.
Yeah, you're talking about making an album.
If you need like, oh, here's the photo of me with my kids.
Here's the photo of the big ass jackfruit
that I love to talk about.
The stories I always tell, but then spend way too much time
scrolling for the payoff photo album.
That's what you call it.
I've actually thought a lot about this like,
Okay, good.
Pausing a story to scroll.
Because actually on the way to the Rolling Stones concert, we were in an Uber.
Britt and I were both in the backseat
and this guy was like, this guy was coming on strong.
Like he wanted to know everything about us and like.
Really?
He's an inquisitive Uber driver?
Those are the worst.
He had something hanging from his mirror
that said Phish, the band.
Uh-oh.
So then Britton starts talking about fish,
then like literally for 20 minutes,
the two of them are just talking about fish
and I'm like this is great, I don't wanna be a part of this.
I'm just over here looking out the window,
looking at my phone but the guy like,
he made such a connection with Britton,
he was like, oh he's an artist, he was like,
I used to be a producer but I only charge $15 an hour.
That didn't last long.
He had this hard luck story.
And then he's like, give me your information
to put in my phone.
Let me give you my information to put in your phone.
So he like made Britton like put his name and number
in his phone and then he's like,
and then he pulls up a notepad and he's like writing down
Britton's information, I'm like, he's not coming for me.
He's like, what about you?
What's your name?
You know, it's like 30 minutes into the conversation.
Charles, that's when you say Charles.
I think I said Link because maybe,
I was thinking about that.
You have the best excuse in the world.
I say James quite a bit.
At Starbucks, my frickin' name is James.
He was like, and what do you do for a living?
And I was like, I froze.
And then I was like, I'm a video producer.
I did not, this is the last guy on earth I wanted to get.
Video producer.
He was like, what kind of videos?
I was like.
Digital.
I was like, I was like, corporate videos.
No, you lied, man.
I said I make corporate, well, you know what,
I make videos on a corporate platform.
Google is a corporation.
We're a corporation, yeah.
And we're a corporation.
Yeah, you didn't lie, you told the truth.
So on a couple of levels, I make corporate videos
and I said, I like to think that if people
don't watch my videos, they would die.
What was Britain doing when you said corporate videos?
Because corporate videos are typically like safety videos.
I never made eye contact with Britton.
I was pretty ashamed of what I was doing.
I'm a video producer of corporate videos.
My name is Charles, please stop talking to me.
Oh yeah, and then he goes back to talking
about the Phish concert.
Hey, hey, mission accomplished, man.
Mission accomplished, and he's like,
man, I was on the front row of this show
and like, he starts scrolling through his.
He's scrolling and driving?
He's scrolling and driving, well we're in
bumper to bumper traffic in the Rose Bowl.
Oh right.
We're trapped with this guy, it could be an hour.
Oh trapped with a scroller.
And now he's scrolling and his phone's up there mounted.
I mean I'm like, should I look away?
Should I look at his photos?
He's not scrolling that quickly and he's saying things.
Like I said, he was like, oh this is me and my girl
at the beach and yeah, this is like a screenshot
I took or something.
It's like.
Well he's a commentary-laden scroller
which is better than a non-commentary.
But I feel like you should look away. It's kinda like when somebody's entering their password. Well, he's a commentary-laden scroller, which is better than a non-commentary.
But I feel like you should look away.
It's kinda like when somebody's entering their password,
like if you wanna help somebody with their laptop,
like an in-law or something, like you wanna avert your eyes
when they put their password in, you know what I'm saying?
I do, I don't see how it's relevant, but I appreciate it.
Well, when somebody's scrolling through
their entire photo life, just to get to a jackfruit,
you never know
what you might see and I don't, there's lots of things
I don't wanna see an Uber driver do,
you know what I'm saying?
Okay, got it, yeah.
You know?
That's a different album.
I'd like to see him just drive and be quiet.
He actually talked about, he made a comment about,
man, I really enjoy talking to you
and this is in the middle of the conversation,
not the end.
Talking to Britt and he's like,
because a lot of people do get in the car
and they're like, they're like dipshits,
they'll just like be quiet.
I'm like, I'm a human, you're a human?
And I'm thinking, that's me, man.
I don't really think you can call that a dipshit.
I know, he's kind of harsh.
I mean, some people just don't wanna have a conversation.
And then he's like, I'm coming to this show later.
And then he's like, I'm gonna pull you guys right up here.
And he's like, he goes through the parking
and they're like charging like 20 bucks for parking.
He's like, I'm just dropping these guys off
so they let him go through.
And then he's like, I'm not leaving.
And then it dawns on me as he's pulling into a parking space,
this guy's gonna be with us all night.
And then he's like, he's parking the car,
he's like, I'm gonna give you five stars
and I'm coming to the show, it's like,
do you guys have an extra ticket?
And I was like, no, thank goodness
we don't have an extra ticket.
Well, coming to the show, do you have an extra,
you're not coming to the show unless you can get a ticket.
Right, so then we split up, but for a second,
I thought he was gonna be with us all night
because he already had a ticket.
I think you would have shut that down.
I would have, absolutely.
I think even I would have shut that down.
But I wouldn't have stared at his scrolling.
See, I'm still, I'm human.
And I think people who have a low capacity
or high capacity for tolerating scrolling
have a low capacity for exposing people to scrolling.
Like I've got like a, I'll scroll for 12 seconds
and then I feel like I'm inconveniencing somebody
and I'm like, you know what, don't worry about it.
I think on Google Photos, you could type in jackfruit
and it would literally pull up.
You can do that on the iPhone as well.
And I almost told him that but I just didn't,
Of course it will pull up 3,000 images for him.
Right.
So.
All right, so we could talk about that forever,
but we're going to talk about robots.
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apply. Okay, let's get into this. You know, I have this habit of laying in bed
and I just pull up the Reddit thread
because it just sends me into a world that's not my own.
There's many things that, many threads that I follow
that are relaxing, educational, entertaining, mesmerizing,
but in no way related to my work.
Whereas if I pull up Twitter, then that's a problem
because I feel like even if I just look at tweets
of comedians, I start to get anxiety.
Interesting.
Anxiety with a G.
Because I just feel like,
it's the social media trap of comparison.
I think I do it on that level
and like some sort of professional level.
Like I don't tweet and I'm not funny.
And then you, even on Instagram,
well I know we did a whole episode about it,
but that's starting to creep in.
So like a little bit of that.
But it's mostly just like exotic locations
that I look at on Instagram and that's not deep enough.
I need something deeper and Reddit gives me my fix.
So let me take you on a journey.
This was, no, this wasn't the popular page.
It was posted in a couple of different threads.
But the one that I follow is educational gifs
or gifts, if you will. But the one that I follow is educational gifs
or gifs if you will. And the title of the post is,
this is how canning process is done!
And then it's a repost or an embed post
of from the Reddit thread manufacturing porn
called Kodi canning process, exclamation point.
You know, when you hear canning process,
it might sound boring, but if you add an exclamation point
at the end, I'm listening.
This is like how it's made.
So yeah, it's a video of a can of what appears,
what is beer.
I couldn't tell what it was, because it's like, it's not a can that I would recognize.
Maybe Kodai is a name brand, I actually don't know.
So this video is cool because of course it loops,
but it shows three different steps
in the manufacturing process before it loops.
So it starts and you see them spinning on the lid of a can.
And I never really understood, I was really drawn in,
I never really understood that the top of a can
like where you pop it open, like that's sealed on.
I just had never thought about it.
Right.
And then the camera moves, after it shows you
a number of these lids being slapped on the cans,
then it moves earlier in the process
and shows you right before the,
no, that's later in the process,
it twists the can lid and spins off all the beer foam
and then it goes earlier in the process
and shows you all this foamy beer coming out
before the lid is slapped on. Yeah, I think this jiff is just looping in the process and shows you all this foamy beer coming out before the lid is slapped on.
Yeah, I think this jiff is just looping in the wrong place
or maybe, because this is the beginning.
Coming in with the beer on top.
See the beer coming in with all the foam,
then they scrape the foam off and then they throw a lid on
and the way that the lid slides on is just nice.
I never thought about the fact that,
because it's contents under pressure,
does that mean that it's extra carbonated
when it goes in, is that why?
Like, I would think with that much foam at the top,
there would be more foam underneath the surface.
And so when you ended up getting a can of beer,
it would have like an inch missing of beer
because the foam would have just turned into liquid.
But it's completely full.
I just don't understand how this process leads to that.
Because it's like overflowing right there.
Yeah, they fill it up to where the foam
is all the way at the top,
and then they smash the lid down so there is some pressure,
and there's probably from the carbonation of the beer,
whatever you would call it.
See, this is where you're going going and if you were a commenter,
this is what you might comment and if you knew that,
so you might ask that question, someone would come in
and answer the question and then the rest of us
would learn that.
So whenever I watch a video like this,
first of all, I'm mesmerized by it and then I'm just,
I'm like there's 343 comments under this video.
I wonder where it goes and I wonder what most people
have engaged in which will rise to the top
if you don't use Reddit.
I'm just giving you a little background.
So it could be anything.
They could be talking about anything.
And the first comment, the beginning of my journey,
says F word.
I'm not gonna say it.
It's just not.
Those machines must suck to maintain.
So we got a Debbie Downer right at the top of this thread.
People talking about how unclean it is
because basically there's beer foam going all over the can
and then in the next step they spin the can
at a rapid, aggressive speed
and then this beer foam goes everywhere.
So this is what someone commented
and then everybody seemed to engage under this one comment.
Yeah, so the person says,
"'Those machines must suck to maintain.'"
Of course, I'm like, yeah, I was kinda thinking that myself
now that you mention it.
And then the person says, someone else responds, "'Sticky, smelly mess.'" I don't thinking that myself now that you mention it. And then the person says, someone else responds,
sticky, smelly mess.
I don't forget that.
But clearly, that is not really the case.
And then Funky Credo comes in there and says,
beer is a perishable product.
Those machines are cleaned religiously
because otherwise beer won't have a long shelf life
due to contamination.
It can be sticky during the shift,
but overall, it's kept clean.
I worked for a hot dog manufacturer
and every single machine was deconstructed,
soaped up, scrubbed and rinsed,
then reassembled at the end of every shift.
At this point, I'm like, dang,
I'm taking a journey to the end of a hot dog shift.
And they're freaking disassembling the entire machinery,
washing it all down.
I know you're going other places,
but I just like I have to say that,
why can't they just like steam the whole thing?
You know, like, why can't there just be like a steam
component that comes in and just blast it with steam
and soap and stuff?
Why can't it be self-cleaning?
I don't understand why you can't,
why you gotta take it apart?
Surely this isn't how everything is done.
Crevices, man.
Hot dog and beer gets in crevices.
Hot dog probably gets into more crevices than beer.
And you can't get it out.
So now I'm on this cleaning manufacturing lines thread
and I'm all in.
Like I was actually surprised at myself at this point
that like I was so interested in this
and I will keep reading.
Okay.
I have an industrial engineering degree.
You know, it's basically a degree that teaches you
not how to make things,
not how, not to design things,
but design how the things are made.
So it's the design in a manufacturing process.
Once the thing that you know you wanna create
has already been designed,
well what's the most efficient or clean or safe
or all of the above way
to actually get that thing made, get that beer canned.
One of my favorite classes was,
there was a manufacturing processes class
and we would just go and take tours of factories.
Well yeah, tours, I mean it's a field trip class.
Yeah, field trip class.
Yeah.
So you got the hot dog manufacturer talking about
deconstructing, soaping up, scrubbing, rinsing,
reassembling the machines at the end of every shift
and then someone commented,
and people say automation will take jobs away.
And then Funky Credo comes in and says, it already did.
The company I worked for was in Ukraine.
Due to cheap labor costs, the level of automation is low
since it's not cost effective.
Our facility made four tons an hour of hot dogs
using multiple manufacturing lines
and close to 100 people per shift directly on those lines.
I toured a number of facilities in the US.
Most are so automated that a single line makes
eight tons an hour, which is twice as much,
with only eight people directly involved
as opposed to 100.
And then someone commented, I bet those eight people
got a ton of shit to clean and it probably
doesn't all get done.
No.
And then MovieMan56 comes in.
I used to work in a pastry facility doing sanitation.
Yes, now we're going from beer to hot dog to pastry.
People working in factories coming out of the woodwork
and I am here for it.
I noticed that.
Pretty much everything can be power washed
in most facilities making it incredibly easy to clean.
See, this is the question you had.
Why do they have to take stuff apart?
Really, do you really need to do that?
Plus, we had to pass cleanliness inspections every morning
which involved multiple cotton swab tests
on every machine for food bacteria.
We cleaned the entire facility, I can't say.
Facility. Facility.
Industrial engineer here.
We cleaned the entire facility with like three people
versus the 15 that worked the line.
Needless to say, I'd far trust US cleaning
since it is typically all designed to be cleaned
and multiple tests are run before the facility
can even open.
Yeah, because the moment that you get bacteria
on the equipment and it's transferred to the food,
you basically are completely shut down.
Your livelihood is gone.
So all the incentives are to maintain very high standards.
And another commenter comes in and talks about how
in other facilities that the machines do start
to clean themselves, but there's still like rigorous swabbing
that's happening.
Right.
I think I would do good in a place
that involved rigorous swabbing,
but I would still be very anxious.
Like you'd probably never find anything on your swab.
But even the rigorous swabbing can easily be,
well not easily, will eventually be automated.
I mean all steps can be automated.
The rigorous swabbing,
Wiggo is swabbing will be automated, right?
It could be automated.
Right.
A robot's probably gonna be better at evaluating the swab
than just some dude named Bill.
And then trepanation by 45 swoops in
and expands the convo.
Uh oh.
There's an interesting albeit slightly esoteric argument
for automation that suggests that once we as a species
get through the initial bumps of steadily implementing it
more and more, that humans will thus be able to concentrate
their lives more on their truly passionate pursuits
due to the vast elimination of boring, tedious tasks.
That once we're free of manually having to quote,
"'waste our lives' performing the various tasks
out of necessity, we'd have the opportunity
to become more in touch with our humanity
and spend our time pursuing the things that we truly love
and that a majority of previous jobs that related
to performing such boring work would translate
towards less intensive automation, supervision,
or orchestration, et cetera.
Obviously there's much, much more nuance
to that sort of cultural development,
but it does strike me as an interesting
and somewhat counterintuitive notion, don't you think?
I think there's a lot of assumptions
about human behavior built into that.
Yeah, yeah.
Haven't you seen Wall-E?
There is an assumption that once we're freed up,
we'll be able to, people will instinctively concentrate
their lives more on their truly passionate pursuits.
Some people will.
Yeah, in Wall-E, as I call it, if memory serves me, I don't remember much of the plot.
If memory serves you correct.
Or much of the dialogue.
It could serve you incorrectly.
It could miss, it could disserve me.
Yeah.
There's a bunch of unhealthy people
just slobbing around in hover recliners watching screens.
Right.
Robots doing everything for it.
Which I mean we have.
On spaceships leaving the planet
because it has been destroyed.
We do have some data on this, right?
I mean there are people who don't work for whatever reason.
I'm not talking about people who want to work and can't
but people who are choosing not to work,
they might be retired.
I guess the retired community is an example.
So you've got people who are inactive and watch television,
eat and watch television and become the types of people
that were featured in WALL-E.
And then you have another set of the population
that chooses to do activities, what might be referred to
as active leisure.
Some things are more active than others.
So you're using the retirement thing as an analogous to,
well, if your job was taken away,
and then you had to find a new job,
you would have the opportunity to find one
that you were more engaged in.
Well.
Than something that was more monotonous
that a robot could do.
Well, and I like to, I mean,
I like to extrapolate things out
to just the logical conclusion, right?
I mean, a lot of people make all kinds of arguments
about how automation is actually not going to lead
to unemployment and I don't really wanna get into it.
That's kind of a boring, that's not,
I don't wanna get into that boring conversation. That's kind of a boring, that's not, I don't want to get into that boring conversation.
I think that.
We could just talk about cleaning
manufacturing equipment the whole time
if you don't want to,
if you want to make sure we're not boring.
Well what I'm saying is I don't want to debate
whether or not automation is gonna really be a problem
for people's jobs but I think that it's kind of unavoidable
if we don't, which I actually think that the chances
that we just exterminate ourselves
because we're not dealing with global crises
in the way that we should, we're dividing
as opposed to being unified and coming together
and solving problems.
I think we'll probably, preach.
I think we will exterminate ourselves
before we actually get to this point,
but let's just say people wake up and realize
that the world is falling apart and dying
and we actually need to do something about it.
Let's assume that humans do that.
Well by the way, that is WALL-E.
They left Earth.
Right.
They had to abandon it.
Yeah, well let's just assume that we wake up
and figure it out.
Then it is inevitable that technology will progress
to a place where we have the option to get the robots
to do all the stuff that we don't want to do.
Then let's ignore like robots rights issues
and whether or not they have personhood,
that'll become a debate, it already is, whatever.
Okay. We'll let them worry
about that. Yeah.
But it is inevitable that we'll get to a point
where you don't have to be the person
to clean the beer machines or the hot dog machines.
Like you could if you want to maybe,
but actually you probably won't even be allowed to
because you'll be way worse at it.
And so, and even the jobs that we have,
like okay, it isn't that far off that,
I mean first of all, there's already AI
that's making YouTube videos
and they'll be the first completely AI generated movie
in however many years and people will go,
eventually the stuff created by the robots,
and this may take several generations, many generations,
but eventually the robots will be able
to create better than us.
And you will enjoy a movie created by robots
from top to bottom more than the one made by humans, right?
Everything will be eventually replaced.
The robots will be able to do it better eventually.
I just have a, I can't believe
that a purely creative endeavor
would subject to so much, so much sensibility
could ever be. No, I'm saying,
this is way, way, way, way, way, way far into the future
because replicating the human mind and human intuition.
I mean, did you see the thing where this could be,
I don't know if this is just one of those internet things
that's not true, but you know the picture of the chihuahuas
and the blueberry muffins in the grid?
Oh yeah.
And somebody sent that to, I think a text thread
that we're on and they were like.
I think Jessie sent it.
AI is not able to tell the difference
between the blueberry muffins and the chihuahuas.
Now if I squinted, I couldn't either.
Right, but as a human, you can look at it
and within about half a second, you can determine
which one's a chihuahua and which one's a blueberry muffin.
Apparently AI still can't do that, right?
But they will be able to do that if they can already
if that's just a meme that isn't true.
What I don't understand is why robots can't push
the button that says I am not a robot on websites.
Like now that seems pretty simple.
You should be there, robot.
Really good point.
I mean, it literally says I am not a robot
and then there's one button to just check.
It's like a checkbox. So I'm pretty much under, I am not a robot, and then there's one button to just check. It's like a checkbox.
So I'm pretty much under,
I'm eroding your entire argument with that.
They can't check the box, man.
But they will.
I'm just saying that there's gonna be
all kinds of ups and downs, all kinds of arguments,
ethical conundrums leading to a place,
but eventually, technology inevitably,
if you don't exterminate yourself,
it progresses to a place where something you create
surpasses anything that you are.
I just think that that's inevitable.
So there will be,
And cool.
There will be a point in which you're like,
I don't have to contribute essentially to society.
I mean, the thread goes on to universal basic income,
which I don't really have the appetite to go there,
except to say that, well, some people will say,
well, if that exists, then, I actually don't know,
but I presume that there's then an argument on one side
that's like well you know then it gives people
a padding that then they're not gonna do anything.
You've got the low level, you've got the base level
income that you need to thrive.
So it really comes back to and we can make this about us
but what do you do if you have free time?
I mean, if you have to find a job
and there's no financial cushion there,
then hopefully we're creating enough jobs
where everybody can get one.
It just doesn't make sense to me
that everybody will automatically be able to then move
to what they're most passionate about.
But I also don't know that most people,
if they are financially secure enough,
I think there's some people who then like go wild
with their passions and there's some people
who just go lazy.
Yeah, it's very personality dependent.
Yeah, and I actually feel, I feel like my natural instinct
is toward the entropy
of just laziness, just falling apart.
I don't think, no, I don't think so.
I think you'd get very frustrated with yourself
if you actually did that with your leisure time.
But I'm reading a book right now.
I would become depressed.
Yeah.
But I think I would have to push through that.
I think I'd have to go through.
I think you would.
I think I would have to go through that valley.
I'm reading a book right now
that I'm not gonna say what it is
because it might be a wreck once I get through
and decide that it's a wreck.
And by wreck, a wreck in effect at the end of the show.
Just say what, you can give it again.
No, no.
You don't know if it's good?
Yeah, because I feel like it might be
a strong recommendation, but I have to,
I'm only like a third through it,
but one of the principles that is being discussed
in the book is essentially where people,
you have this idea that okay, well what I'm going to do
when I get old and I've done my work and it's time to retire
is I'm going to be as my Instagram,
shout out to Red MC on Instagram,
as my Instagram bio says,
future international man of leisure, right?
And it's a joke that I just came up with.
It's kind of a non-joke.
It's a playful description.
And I think it will turn some people against you.
Yeah, and as a result of this conversation,
and as a result of this book I'm reading,
I actually think I'm going to change that.
Yeah, I definitely hate you because of it.
Now, but so the implication is that,
okay, when I have free time, I'm going to be a man of,
and I would say active leisure,
travel, experiencing things or whatever.
Kite, kite surfer?
Don't think I'm gonna go there.
I'm going on the shoulders.
Now, the argument that this guy makes in the book
is that people who live lives of purpose and have true joy
are those who, actually as they get older,
they actually increase their commitments to other people.
It might be a commitment to a cause
or a commitment to a community or an organization
or an individual, but essentially,
that people who are the most satisfied
and the most purpose oriented
are the people who have commitments.
I gotta be there for something or for somebody.
Six nights in a row.
And that's not what my six nights in a row
have been about, but you know what I'm saying.
Yeah.
And that kind of struck me.
I was like, first of all, this isn't fundamentally
goes against anything that I already believe
or think or want for my life,
but it made me think differently about that little quip
in my Instagram bio because I do like to think about,
hey, we're gonna travel and we're gonna do this
and he's like, everyone thinks that that's what they want
to do but that life gets pretty empty pretty quickly
and so I think that the real question, the ethical question,
when people have this free time, because we're just, we're talking in the, we're assuming that people real question, the ethical question, when people have this free time,
because we're just, we're talking in the,
we're assuming that people are gonna have the option
to be like, okay, I get my universal basic income
and now I can play video games, I can get lost in VR,
which is, that's gonna be a huge cultural problem,
is people getting just basically living their lives online.
And then other people will just binge watch them
VR-ing their lives.
Right, but the,
I think the people who are gonna be truly happy,
like you're talking about fighting through this depression,
right, like okay, if you commit yourself
to just personal pursuits, I'm gonna go do what I want to do
whether that's watch TV or go kite surfing,
it could be active. I do think that eventually what I want to do, whether that's watch TV or go kite surfing. It could be active.
I do think that eventually you're gonna be like,
I kinda just, there's not a lot here.
This isn't what-
Why am I here?
Humans are not- Why am I even still here?
Yeah, and so the principle in this book
is that we think we're all about independence,
but really we're built for interdependence.
And so I think that there's this idea that like,
listen, we evolved in community and like you go back
just a very, very short period of time
to where we were living in these like communities
of like 100 to 150 individuals that all had a role
and you were contributing to each other's lives,
you were involved in each other's lives emotionally,
physically, and you were helping raise children
and that kind of thing. And when you got old,
you were valued for your perspective.
Yeah. Your wisdom.
And so I think that, again,
if we don't exterminate ourselves,
we get to this point where all the robots
are doing all the work,
the only way we will survive as a species
is if we somehow replicate this community
that exists for our own health.
So you know what I'm saying?
Like we will come up with roles and interactions
and relationships for our own personal well-being
that may not even be, they're not contributing to like
the GDP because the robots are doing all that.
This just becomes about just well-being amongst people.
First of all, a shit ton of people.
That's something to pay for.
Billions of people.
You can make a living doing that.
More people than the world can probably support.
It doesn't have to be charity.
I mean, there's occupations associated with this
and more can be invented.
This is exactly what I was getting at when I was like,
aspirationally, I want to be the type of person
that takes life by the horns.
You know, it's like, we don't, my nanny, Lucille,
my mom's mom, she worked her entire life in a shirt factory.
Right.
You know, and my Aunt Vicki, right beside her,
Aunt Vicki was a folder, I believe,
and Nanny was an inspector.
You know, the little sticker you get with a number?
With the name on it.
Well the number was.
Inspected by Lucille.
Lucille was number, I don't know,
maybe she was number nine.
She's number one to me.
But that's accountability in the factory.
That's why they put the sticker there.
It's not for anybody else.
Just if something's screwed up,
then Nanny gets a demerit.
But I mean, that, it's that red cap factory
on the far side of Lillington across from Bird's Drive-in,
that trailer where they had the amazing burgers.
Yeah.
And now it's, there's just a Burger King over there
and it sucks.
Every day of her life.
I mean like, I don't need to ask her how many years, but like.
She did it longer than Vicki, right?
Cause, or they stopped at the same,
cause Vicki went to work at the school.
That's, well yeah.
But her entire working life, she worked in one shirt factory
the entire time, man.
Right.
I mean it's like, we have this amazing job where we're so creatively fulfilled
and every day's different.
I mean our calendar's filled up
and we're told where we have to be
and what we have to do and we have to fill all these slots
and we get grumpy.
But we have, we are doing our passions.
Like, there's few people on the planet
that the percentage of their time is dedicated
as highly as ours is to our passions.
Yeah.
And maybe that's a factor, but I don't, for me,
but I think it's more still a personality type
that like, it's probably both that like, okay,
if I had time, I would just like veg out.
And maybe that's because I'm so fulfilled.
And maybe the average person who isn't
would more likely pursue that than not.
But I wanna be the type of person that,
as I continue to gain space in my life
to make decisions with what I wanna do,
that it's things that are healthy,
but also meaningful and beyond myself.
You can save the wreck, but just tell me the name of the book.
I feel like I'd like to maybe read this book.
It's called The Second Mountain.
The Second Mountain, okay.
Yeah, so I'm interested in that.
I think that,
because I don't know that I'm that type of person.
I mean, even this weekend,
it's like I'm going camping with the kids,
but it's because our friend Nick said,
"'Hey, I'm going camping with my kids.
"'Do you want to come?'
And I was like,
"'They probably aren't gonna want to come.'
And then I asked the kids and they wanted to go
and I'm like, yes, because I didn't wanna take them,
I didn't wanna force them.
Yeah.
I was so happy but I was a little,
it was a tinge of like self-judgment
that I wouldn't have gone camping unless I was invited.
Like I had the time and my family has the appetite
but I didn't take the initiative to do it
and I wanna be the type of person that's like,
continues to, you know, not just sit on my butt.
Maybe I'm too hard on myself.
I think you're being too hard on yourself.
Because I think that-
Climb that second mountain.
Like when your wife- Literally.
When your wife texted me and my wife a picture of you
lounging next to your pool this past Saturday
and she said, this is post nude swim link
and you just had a towel, you were asleep
and you had a towel draped over your nether regions
and she was like, still nude by the way.
Yeah.
I didn't judge you, man.
You know what I thought to myself?
Man, I should take a nude swim right now.
I should be in my pool naked and then lounging next to it.
That's what I thought.
Sometimes a man needs to swim naked, man.
Yeah and if you zoom in on me, look at how.
You look so contented.
Look how content I look right now.
Don't worry Kiko, I'm taking a screenshot for you.
So you can see my contented naked body lounging by my pool.
So.
Share it with the people.
Cause I, so again.
Cause I'm passionate about it.
Again, cause I think that.
I don't feel bad about that.
I think that so much of what makes us happy
is trying to find a way to interact with the modern world
in a way that is sort of in symphony
with our actual biology.
You know what I'm saying?
And that's just a, I know I talk about this and you're tired of it
and you don't wanna hear me talk about it again
when I say it all the time about stone age hardware
and modern age software and that's,
those are kind of the source of so many of our problems.
But I just feel that way.
And so like what you're doing when you lay next to your pool
after you've had like, we work hard.
Yeah, we have a great job.
It's not a hard labor job.
My hands are soft.
You know what I'm saying?
The tips of my fingers are,
the tips of my left hand fingers are pretty callous
because I play the guitar, but my hands are soft.
You know, I used to shake hands with my Uncle Jake,
who was a pipe welder.
And that dude, it was just like going into the sandpaper
section of the Home Depot and just brushing up against it.
I mean his hands were, it was like,
it was something other than human skin.
It was like boulders wrapped in sandpaper.
Yeah. Wrapped around your hand.
It was just like touching a man wearing a glove
and then you're like, oh, he doesn't have a glove on.
His hand has become a glove.
And that man worked hard, lived hard, died young.
We don't live that kind of life.
Well, he shouldn't have stared right into the welding arc.
I don't think that's what it was.
He took the appropriate safety measures, I believe.
Well, he didn't wear gloves.
We have a pretty, we get to do, like you said,
privilege out the wazoo.
We get to do what we want, we make our own schedule,
but we have committed ourselves thoroughly
to these aspirations and these dreams
on this probably delusional level
and we end up spending a lot of time on it.
So when I get home at night or on the weekends,
like I'm exhausted because emotional exertion
is a real thing.
Like we're putting our hearts and souls
into what we're doing and performing and creating
and it is exhausting and it does have a physical toll.
So I don't, you shouldn't feel bad about that.
I think what we're really talking about. Okay, I don about that. I think what we're really talking about is when
when we don't have those obligations,
because I kind of feel like I know what I would do
like if all of a sudden everything was good,
everything was taken care of,
all the people that I love are taken care of
and I could just like step away from everything
that we built and I could just,
I can do anything that I want.
What I would most likely do, my first inclination
is to just fill my time with other creative endeavors
but things that don't necessarily have to be
a commercial success, right?
And maybe things that wouldn't even be enjoyed
by lots of people.
It might just be like, oh, I'm gonna create
in this particular way, write or paint or whatever,
or I've got this passion project and I wanna do that.
And I think that even that would become
kind of unfulfilling at some point, right?
Because unless I was able to direct those passions
and what I can do creatively into like greater good
to support something or support someone,
I think eventually those things
wouldn't be very fulfilling.
Right now I think the thing that keeps us going
and keeps us so busy is, again,
and I do think it's slightly delusional
and that's probably a good thing,
is we just have this idea that like,
oh, the next thing that we're gonna create
is the best thing we've ever created
and we're gonna find some way to get somebody
to help us make it.
And we have this sort of rolling list of things
that we feel like we have to do.
But eventually we're gonna get to the end of that,
we're gonna, one the end of that.
One of the two things is gonna happen.
We're gonna do the things on that list
and then realize that they're really not any different
from a personal satisfaction point
than anything we've ever created.
And there's no real joy and happiness there.
B, probably more likely, we're gonna get older before,
we're gonna lose the ability to do them before we're gonna get older before,
we're gonna lose the ability to do them before we're able to do them.
I mean, that might be a pessimistic viewpoint,
but it's just like, my greatest fear is that
our best work is behind us, but I'm also sort of like
using historical data to come to that conclusion
that typically you're moving into your 40s,
it's not like you're, I mean, I hope,
I still believe that our best work is ahead of us,
but anyway, at some point, we're gonna get to a place
where we either done it or we weren't able to do it
and now we gotta make a decision about
what is life gonna be?
That's the more pressing question for me personally
because I feel like we're gonna be answering that question for ourselves in a way
that maybe the society as a whole is gonna be answering
that question in the distant future
because we've got privilege to do it.
I feel like you need to ask yourself that question
much less but the average person might need
to ask themselves the question much more.
Like how do I engage my passion for the,
and then dot dot dot potentially for the greater good.
Let me continue with the thread here.
Cause with every tangent, there's a recentering.
So after that, oh this one guy shared this anecdote
which I'll quickly share.
I worked as a controls engineer at a factory
that made sports drinks for a few years.
Beer, wieners, pastries, sports drinks.
This is my passion.
I'm gonna go back to industrial engineering.
I think that's what I'm learning.
The factory was originally built in the 70s
and had been constantly upgraded.
It was eerie because you'd be in a million square foot
factory plus warehouse that ran 24 seven
producing over two million cases of drinks per month.
And there'd be 20 to 40 people on duty per shift.
So you could be on the factory floor
and potentially not see another human being for hours.
That's crazy.
I would love to go into a facility like that.
The break room and parking lot were all sized
for hundreds of people.
So everyone would be on lunch break
and it only be a small corner of the room
with people in it.
It always felt a little bit eerie.
So when they built this plant,
there was more people in the process.
Yeah, but like back in the 70s.
Yeah, million square foot facility.
So now there's like 20 to 40 people.
Anyway, automation had eliminated hundreds of jobs
over the decades and continued to eliminate
the remaining ones, including maintenance technicians
and housekeeping staff as the machines got more reliable
or came with more capabilities.
But, and at this point I started to think,
man, this would be cool in a movie.
Like this is a cool setting for a movie.
Like it's not even in the future, this is now.
So we don't have to make like a sci-fi film to do this,
but I'm just planting a seed here that like huge factory
with like 20 people working in it.
Let's find a factory and let's write a whole movie
in a cavernous factory where you only see people
once a day and then you go to the break room
and they're all huddled in the corner eating,
starved for connection.
That's eerie, man.
That's cool.
I like it.
Yeah, so that's a movie idea that I got.
And then we come to it.
There's more stuff under people talking about
like that guy's post, but then I keep scrolling.
I'm about to fall asleep at this point.
Like, boy, I've been in the canning process.
I've been power washing equipment.
I've been thinking about like my future
and engaging my passions and the future of society.
I've been thinking about a movie idea.
And right before I shut my little phone
and shut my little eyes, I read it.
Somebody comments, that was my nickname in middle school.
And if you scroll all the way back up to the top,
you'll remember that the second comment
was sticky, smelly mess.
Which someone said that was my nickname in middle school.
Middle school, okay, that's interesting.
First comment underneath that.
Rhett? question mark.
And then other people are commenting about it.
Of course you say that was my nickname in high school.
But on GMM a lot.
And I was bolted, almost sat up on my bed.
Like all of a sudden I was like totally awake again. Yeah.
I was like, I'm like deep.
I know him.
I know him.
Yeah, I'm deep in this Reddit thread.
It has nothing to do with me, you or us.
And all of a sudden there you are.
Someone who knew you and that dumb catchphrase
felt the need to associate themselves with it.
I think it's a pretty good, it's kind of like what she said.
That's what she said, it kind of always works.
It's exactly like that in that, except for the fact
that if you said that's what she said on our show a lot
and people thought that you came up with it.
That's the thing I find funny is that you didn't come up
with that was my nickname in high school
and you have not claimed to do that.
But there are people in the world
and there are people on this Reddit thread apparently
who's so associated with you that I think they may believe
that you came up with the catchphrase.
I think I could convince myself that I came up with it.
Memory, you can control that kind of thing.
Well this person got it wrong.
You said high school.
But middle school, sticky and smelly mess,
I don't know, it is a little bit more
of a middle school thing.
Look at it right there, question mark, Rhett.
Rhett?
But that didn't get much traction.
Didn't get any traction.
No, no, no.
You got two upvotes.
Okay.
I appreciate that.
It's time to give a rec in effect
as we wrap down this episode.
Check, baby, check.
I guess it's my turn to give a rec.
Yeah.
You know what, I didn't come very prepared today.
I would like to highly recommend a book
called Second Mountain.
It's a- Come on, man.
I haven't started reading it yet,
but Rhett was telling me about it and you-
I'm only a third into it.
I don't like- Rhett's only a third into it, but Rhett was telling me about it and you heard it. I'm only a third into it. Rhett's only a third into it but from what he tells me.
I don't like to recommend things that I haven't finished.
You're not recommending it.
I'm recommending it.
But you can't steal my recommendation, man.
Well, I'm stealing it.
I'm stealing it.
Second Mountain by.
I'm not gonna tell it.
I'm not gonna say who it's by.
Rupert Munday.
I don't know, come on man, what's this, I gotta give the.
Is this really a wreck?
Yes!
You don't have another wreck.
David Brooks, man.
David Brooks, Second Mountain.
I think it's called The Second Mountain.
I also recommend Second Act,
a 2018 American romantic comedy film
directed by Peter Segal and written by
Elaine Goldsmith Thomas.
Cause that came up on your,
when you did a Google search for second.
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about automation, the future of society,
following your passions and somehow,
I don't normally do this, but I just wanna encourage you.
Take a moment, even if it's just a moment today,
to engage in a personal passion.
Don't wait.
And definitely stop before you become
a sticky and sweaty mess,
or a sticky and smelly mess.