Effectively Wild: A FanGraphs Baseball Podcast - Effectively Wild Episode 2464: Hello, Dolly!
Episode Date: April 11, 2026This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, please visit our Patreon. Ben Lindbergh and Meg Rowley banter about the bad omen of a broken bat on an Ichiro Suzuki statue, whether Mason Mill...er is, at this moment, the best pitcher ever on a batter-per-batter basis, and how to label atypical pitches, then Stat Blast (30:00) about team promotional giveaways, age and debut gaps among MLB brothers, and switch-hitters who hit higher in the lineup from one side. Then (47:58) Ben talks to 88-year-old All-American Girls Professional Baseball League pitcher Dolly “Lippy” Vanderlip about growing up as the lone girl in games against boys, joining the AAGPBL at age 15, playing for manager Jimmie Foxx, life on and off the field, the end of the league, how A League of Their Own revitalized interest in the AAGPBL, the impending launch of the Women’s Pro Baseball League, and more. Audio intro: Tom Rhoads, “Effectively Wild Theme” Audio interstitial: Moon Hound, “Effectively Wild Theme” Audio outro: Alex Glossman and Ali Breneman, “Effectively Wild Theme” Link to broken statue video Link to broken statue image Link to Mariners joke tweet Link to statue being fixed Link to statue story summary Link to Mariners wRC+ ranking Link to three arms episode Link to Wicker Man post Link to highest K% for RP Link to lowest FIP for RP Link to Miller pitch-type splits Link to Miller’s stats as a Padre Link to Sheehan on Miller Link to Padres-Rockies game story Link to MLB SP stats Link to MLB RP stats Link to team RP stats Link to Crizer on Imai Link to MLB.com on Imai Link to MLBN on Imai Link to Imai’s Savant arsenal Link to shuuto wiki Link to 2025 promotions data Link to team giveaway rates Link to Sox giveaway expansion Link to MLB brothers data Link to Art Fowler SABR bio Link to switch-hitters info Link to switch-hitters data Link to “Hello, Dolly!” wiki Link to Dolly’s wiki Link to Dolly’s AAGPBL player page Link to AAGPBL wiki Link to WPBL wiki Link to AAGPBL queer history Link to Blair article 1 Link to Blair article 2 Link to Ball on extensions Link to Paine on extensions 1 Link to Paine on extensions 2 Link to First Pitch site Link to Grounds Crew Baseball site Link to Mariners Stathead Sponsor Us on Patreon Give a Gift Subscription Email Us: podcast@fangraphs.com Effectively Wild Subreddit Effectively Wild Wiki Apple Podcasts Feed Spotify Feed YouTube Playlist Facebook Group Bluesky Account Twitter Account Get Our Merch! var SERVER_DATA = Object.assign(SERVER_DATA || {}); Source
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Does baseball look the same to you as it does to me?
When we look at baseball, how much do we see?
Well, the curveballs bend and the home runs fly.
More to the game that meets the eye.
To get the stats compiled and the stories filed,
fans on the internet might get riled,
but we can break it down on effectively wide.
Hello and welcome to episode 2464 of Effectively Wild.
A Fangraphs baseball podcast brought you by our Patreon supporters.
Hello, Patreon supporters.
I'm Meg Rowley of Fangraffs, and I am joined by Ben Lindberg of the ringer.
Ben, how are you?
I'm doing okay.
How are you feeling about your mariners in the wake of not only our discussion last time
about their offensive outage, but now the ill omen of unveiling an Ichero statue
with a broken bet.
Doesn't seem to bode well.
Okay, so like on the one hand.
Okay, imagine for a second I have three hands because I have, I have a tripartite structure to this comment.
On the one hand, I know as like a rational person, the curses aren't real.
They're not real.
That's not real.
There might be many and unexplained phenomenon in the world.
But I feel on pretty solid ground about curses not being real.
So that's like the rational part of my brain.
You know, the part of my brain that runs pangraphs, thankfully.
On the other secondhand, you know, I do worry that we need to ritualistically sacrifice Humphi to get the season back on track.
Because this just feels...
Not the first time you've called for that, by the way.
You know what?
No one listened to me and here we are.
You know?
whatever listens to me.
When I say that object, which I love and have a plushy of, is clearly cursed now and must be sacrificed.
My former editor and still friend Nathan Bishop posted a photo of Humpy as like the Wicker Man.
And I think that I think that's right, you know.
And I won't speculate about who has to go in the Wicker Man.
that feels pointed apart from anything else and like it might get me banned from certain social media platforms.
But like it's time.
You know, he had like Humpty's head on top of the Wickerman.
In the original Wicker Man, which is a trippy great time.
I encourage everyone to see that.
The Nicholas Cage rewatch is a stoner movie night time.
Is it a good time?
I mean, I guess it depends on the strain that you're working with there.
But I do worry about this.
And then on the third hand, which I guess is the one sticking out of...
That you put on the top of your head?
Right, which still has ambiguous hair in terms of whether it's hair or arm hair.
This is the funniest shit I've ever seen in my entire life.
And I think I encourage everyone to go see the footage of it because there are several icons present for this unveiling.
Each hero himself, obviously.
Ken Griffey Jr. in the foreground. And Griffey is just dying, laughing. And that's the right instinct. Honestly, this is one of the funnier things I've ever seen. We can only ever be ourselves, Ben, you know, and who we are ourselves. It changes over the course of our lives. It is an evolving entity, a bright spirit that is buffeted through the world by circumstance and our own.
own choices, times where ourselves are dimmed, damaged, dinged. And then hopefully, you know,
tended to, cared for, greeted with kindness. But fundamentally, ourselves, and I do apologize
for having already sworn, but I'm going to swear again, this is the most mariner's shit I've ever
seen in my entire life. This is, look, a thing happened earlier this year. I don't remember if I've
talked about it. So forgive me.
the Seattle Seahawks won the Super Bowl
And on the high of that event
Certain among us, in our hubris,
you know, we said to ourselves, look, the Seahawks,
they won the Super Bowl in their 50th season.
It wasn't their first Super Bowl,
we should remember that they had one before that.
But this was an important one,
because one, it was more recent,
and two, it was against the New England Patriots
who had delivered to me a nightmarish sports situation.
that I
periodically have to relive
while watching football,
even football
unrelated to the Seahawks,
I'll be done with this digression
shortly.
Don't worry, Ben.
Don't worry.
But like now,
Tom Brady's in the booth
and he is better
and that's its own disturbing
cul-de-sac to go down.
But like because Tom Brady
is a commentator now
at the same time that he's
an NFL owner,
we'll, again,
leave some cul-de-sacs
unexplored today.
But, you know,
they will relive
parts of his glory days and he was very proficient and quite talented so there are many of them one of them
involved beating the sea hawks in a super bowl where they made catastrophic choices and then lost and then we
you know again we just have to re-watch that goal line pick over and over and so then they beat the
they beat the patriots and their their boy king quarterback who my mom my mom reversed to as the child
quarterback, which just, because Drake May's very young. And he's talented. And I bet he has a long and
fruitful career ahead of him. But he didn't experience that part of his career on that particular
Super Bowl day. So, so anyway, it was their 50th season. And they won the Super Bowl. And then
some of us in our hubris thought, well, you know, this is a Mariners 50th season. What if
they won the World Series in the year that is their...
their 50th season as a lovely little bookend.
How fitting.
How fitting.
Yeah.
Right.
And so we forgot ourselves briefly in that hubris, right?
We thought to ourselves, that's how this will work, you know, as Seattle sports fans.
This will be our destiny.
And we've had other championships, right?
We have delighted in the storm, you know, and the Seahawks have been good and they have a
movie.
Anyway, the baseball gods were.
like, hey, you guys need to relax over there. And as if the early going of the season was not enough,
they were like, we're going to bend the bat of one of your franchise icons. And look, they'll fix
the statue. They're going to fix it. They're not going to leave it. In fact, they already did, I think.
I don't know if it's permanent, but they have straightened. Yes. It's a broken bat and they
straightened it somehow. And Itro, who, as we know is hilarious, made a good joke about how
Mariana Rivera must have broken it.
And then the Mariners did a little joke where they tweeted out a photo of the,
because they're giving out an Ichro replica statue at the Friday game.
And so they sent a doctored image of the replica statue now with a broken bat.
And so everyone had a little fun with this.
And everyone got to laugh, but it also did sort of summon some Seattle superstitions here.
Yes.
And I hope that the Mariners actual.
bats are as easily fixed as
Etro's statue bat here
because...
Maybe this is actually like a reverse
jinx situation. Yes, maybe so.
And their current 81
WRC plus, which is
26th in the majors, perhaps
this, yeah, maybe
you know, regression alone would have
helped, I think, but maybe...
We need a little push.
Yeah, and maybe we will date
their offensive resurgence
to when Ichro's broken bat
was fixed. Because, you know,
Echro was such a craftsman. He took such a
but care of his bats.
Obviously, this is not his doing.
Yes.
Right.
And, you know, Rick Riz, consummate professional, and they got a one in a world series for Rick Riz,
his longtime radio voice of the Mariners and is retiring at the end of this year.
He said something to the effect of like looks like a fastball up and in, but he still beat it out.
You know, like, Riz, forgive again, a third swear to go with my third arm sticking out of my head.
Rick Riz has seen some shit, right?
Like, Riz knows how to do it. Rick is, again, a consummate professional.
But there's just, I was alerted to this by Ryan Blake in our Slack who's like, you see the broken bat.
And I was like, what are you talking about?
And then I was like, oh, no.
But maybe it is sort of a reverse jing situation.
Maybe EGRO's broken bat statue will be to the 2026 Mariners what Humpey's salmon run victory was to the 2025 post-season.
and mariners, which is to say
a coincidental
good omen that we rallied
around until we felt the need to light it
on fire to do some magic or something.
You just don't know how magic works
because it's not real, but
is it? You know? Like, again,
a rational Meg who runs fan graphs
and is like, you know, telling
people she works with like, hey, make sure
to caveat this in your piece that it might
not matter yet because it's so early.
She knows.
No magic. Unexplained phenomenon.
But, like, explainable eventually, phenomena.
Yes, yes.
But third arm meg?
Third arm meg, maybe.
She's, like, laughing.
And second arm meg is deeply alarmed.
So, there's a lot of ways to be in the world.
Mildly disturbing, but also delightful.
So funny.
Just so funny.
It's so funny.
Another delight that is not even slightly disturbing is an interview that I have in store for our Patreon supporters on this episode.
It's been too long.
It has also been a while, but I phrased it differently since I have had an octogenarian or non-generian call.
Since you harassed a senior citizen?
Yes, I had had a hankering, and this will not be a cold call.
It was a very warm call.
It was scheduled in advance.
But an absolute delight because I got to talk to Dolly Lippie Vanderlip.
Lippie.
Dali, Lippie Vanderlip.
who is a veteran of the All-American Girls Professional Baseball League.
And I have been feeling for some time that this has been a whole in the podcast back catalog.
We've talked to so many former players, but not any former players who played in the AAG PPL.
And I thought, well, this is the year.
There's a big anniversary coming up in Rockford.
And the Women's Professional Baseball League is launching.
And so I really wanted to talk to a veteran of this league.
Unfortunately, there aren't that many of them around.
And so I wanted to talk to Dolly, and I was delighted by Dolly.
And unfortunately, I had to handle this solo for technical reasons because we did this, the old-fashioned way, on the phone.
And for recording purposes, it was difficult to make it a conference call.
But when you listen to this, you will love Lippie, as will everyone else.
And I'm so excited.
Yes, she lives up to the nickname, as I will tell her myself, and she was a pitcher, an accomplished pitcher for the final three years of the All-American Girls Professional Baseball League.
So we will talk about that.
We will talk about how she got into playing baseball because she was very young.
She was a teenager.
Made Conner Griffin look old when she was pitching in this league.
Washed.
Yeah, went on to play a little bit after the league's demise and then went on to a long and eventful life.
and then played a part in consulting for the film,
a league of their own,
and has been honored at the Hall of Fame
and has been active in all the alumni events and everything.
So just incredible repository of history
and great stories and just charming and open-minded
and lively and lippy.
And you would not know that she's turning 89 in June.
And she's the best.
So please do tune in.
and listen to Lippy, if you can.
And just a bit of banter before we get to that,
from one accomplished pitcher to another,
do you think that Mason Miller is the best pitcher ever?
Ever.
Right now, just on a per inning basis, obviously, not bulk,
but just in terms of if you had to get one batter out,
and only one batter.
Yeah, the fate of the world, the aliens, et cetera.
Yeah, the monsters have descended.
Yeah. Are you picking anyone ahead of Mason Miller right now? Because he is just absolutely unhittable and barely contactable. I mean, you can barely make contact with Mason Miller. Like his numbers since he was traded to the Padres at the trade deadline last year, just under 30 innings, 29 and two thirds. He has a 0.61 ERA. He has a 0.58 FIP. It's rare.
that you see the 0.61 ERA, it's even rare that you see the like microscopic ERA and then the
FIP is even lower than that.
He has a negative FIP on the year.
Yeah.
You know, it's six and a third innings, but that's a...
Yeah, he has a zero ERA on this season and it seems like somehow it should be lower than
that.
Like he's, he's underperform somehow because all the ERA estimators are basically broken and they're
all in negative territory now.
Yep.
So like the.
The strikeout rate is ridiculous.
Obviously, the stuff is ridiculous.
I mean, he has faced 21 batters, and he has struck out 16 of them.
Ben, he has a 76.2% strikeout rate.
Yeah.
He's issued one walk.
Yeah.
Bananas.
And he's allowed one hit, and you could barely put the ball in play against the guy.
It's nuts.
And, okay, it is reminiscent.
reminiscent of some of the absolutely preposterous reliever stats that we've seen in the past.
Like, there have been reliever seasons where people struck out more than half of the batters they face.
I mean, Craig Kimball, 2012 might be the standard for just absolute dominant unhidability in a small sample.
And then Eric Gagne, when he won the Cy Young in 2003, that was nuts.
And then, like, early career old as Chapman.
You know, you could, Edwin Diaz some seasons, like there have been dominant relievers.
Yeah.
But, man, because the difference, I think, is Craig Kimbril, of course, was a hard thrower by the standard of the long ago time of 2012.
And Eric Gagne was a hard thrower, certainly by the standards of 2003.
But if we're not era adjusting because we just have to send someone out to defend humanity, then I think you want Miller.
because Miller is sitting 101 point something and topping out at 104 point something.
It's like you watch it and it's just, yeah, how could anyone ever make contact?
So I'm not sure if I had to get one out.
I don't know that I would choose anyone else from all baseball history.
You know, you face multiple batters and multiple innings and a full game, of course.
Then you're going to go with any number of starters and maybe you're going to talk about Jacob de Grum and, you know, Peak Pedro.
and just all those guys, right?
But one pitch, one out, boy, I don't know that you could go wrong with Mason Miller right now.
It's really something.
It's sure amazing.
How long can it go, though?
Now, Ben, if I were feeling obnoxious, I might point out that like two of the teams he's faced,
the Pirates and the Rockies.
But also, those are respectable teams right now.
Up is down.
We don't know what's going on.
That game, that, that, uh, Padres Rockies game last night was crazy.
Yeah, it was.
Yeah.
I can't believe it.
So I don't know.
Even the dominant guys, like, it's hard to have multiple seasons that are this nasty.
Right.
Even Craig Kimball had a sustained period of nastiness, but he had one year of sub one fifth.
It's, it's really hard to do that.
even multiple 60 or so inning years.
And it's sort of still a specialty.
We saw in the playoffs last year,
well, if you can't get ahead and you can't get a lead,
you can't even really deploy this game-ending weapon in Mason Miller.
If you're Team USA and the WBC,
you don't have a safe situation.
You can't use them at all.
So it doesn't help you as much, obviously,
as having an elite talent at some other position.
And Josian was writing about this in his news,
that are the other day that the Padres' one-run record, their record in one-run games, hasn't really
been better since they traded for Mason Miller. They've basically been kind of a coin flip in those games.
So even though having a good bullpen and a dominant reliever can help a little bit, it's still
sort of limited in its utility, which is why maybe the A's decided, yeah, we could trade this guy
and we could get Leo Grease and he'll be good for us for years, hopefully. And this is a luxury
item right now, Mason Miller, who isn't going to help us all that much competitively speaking.
And the Padres have just gone all in on, yeah, let's have the shutdown bullpen here.
And it's just a wonder to watch. It's appointment viewing, even if it is one inning at a time.
So you can talk all you want about how contact is exciting and we want base runners.
And obviously, we don't want every pitcher to be as good as Mason Miller because then the league would
be batting zero. And that would be boring. But there is a level of flame throwing where one
guy is so much better than all the other, otherworldly guys, that you kind of can't take your
eyes off it. And I hope that the Mason Miller show can continue. Obviously, at previous points in
his career, he's had injury issues. And if there have been major concerns there, and you know me,
I'm always just watching through my fingers covering my eyes as I'm watching anyone who's throwing 104.
Right. But yeah, it's, it's kind of like, can a human being be this good and not just anger
the baseball gods in some way or just it turns into some icrous situation. But for as long as it
lasts, boy, he is just dominant. And you don't want to be a bummer, but you know, you have to
acknowledge the risk there. Obviously, the utility of a closer is, you know, it's sometimes profound
and at other times highly variable. Leo DeVries is a really good man. Yeah. So the, um,
of assessment that we have of that trade, I imagine, might change a couple of times. But for a
closer to make you think, like, I don't know, right now they're winning. Obviously, DeVries isn't in the
major, so that helps. But, like, that's a, that's a testament to the skill of, of Mason Miller,
because that was, they gave up a lot to get him. They gave up a lot to get him. And he's
on hit, practically unhittable right now. Yeah. It's really something. Yeah. And, yeah,
there are three reliever seasons, at least if we set some real.
reasonable minimum, if we say 50 innings pitch, where a reliever has struck out more than half
of the batters he's face. It's Roldus Chapman, 2014, Craig Kimberle, 2012, Edwin Diaz, 2022.
Hard for me to imagine that if Mason Miller gets to 50 innings this year, that he doesn't
join that group. But we'll see. I'm just, everyone's kind of marveling at it right now. I've
seen lots of just, hey, get a load of that Mason Miller guy. Check out that Mason Miller. Have you
seen that Mason Miller? Yeah. It really is. It's pretty breathtaking.
So enjoy it while it lasts.
Hopefully it'll last a long time.
Not saying it won't, but.
I mean, you do sound very nervous, I am.
I am.
I will just point out that you do sound very concerned.
A little bit.
I'm kind of concerned about bullpens in general.
Are relievers okay through Thursday's games?
Starting pitchers had a 380 ERA with a 368 FIP.
Relievers had a 403 ERA with a 419 FIP.
You never see starters pitching better than relievers on the whole.
Half the teams, 15 teams, have replacement level or worse, bullpens.
Only eight non-Padres teams have better bullpen wars than Mason Miller alone.
So it's been an ugly start to the season for relievers, which only makes Miller's performance
stand out all the more.
Where do you stand, by the way, I'm sure we've discussed this in the past, but where do you
stand on labeling pitch types based on the behavior of the pitch versus how the pitcher labels it
or how it's gripped, how it's delivered versus how it behaves after it's released.
I go back and forth on it because part of it is it depends, like, whose perspective we're prioritizing.
Like, who needs to understand what the pitch is doing, right?
Because if it's, you know, if it's someone in like a front office, well, they're just going to look at pitch information, right?
They're just going to look at the pitch and be like, that's a this thing.
I do think that sometimes we can obscure what the pitch is in a way that makes it difficult for like your average fan to understand what they're looking for.
And I have complained about sweeper creep.
That's one example of this, I suppose.
But some of these sweepers are sliders.
But I think that when a pitcher is telling you what he understands the pitch to be, well, that's a useful piece of information because part of what's informing his diagram,
or assessment is going to be, you know, the way it moves.
But he's going to be able to tell you something about how he's gripping the ball
based on what he's calling it in a way that I think is illuminating, right?
Because you can think about the grip, but you can also think about how it moves.
And, you know, we got all these backward sliders now.
What's that about?
We got all these pitches.
We don't know what they are.
Yeah.
Well, that's what prompted this.
And Zach Kreiser wrote about this for the bandwagon.
but Tatsuya I might call it a shuto because that's what it would be called in Japan,
but it's called a slider, but it's basically a backward slider.
It's a reverse slider.
It's a mirror slider.
It moves in the opposite direction that you would expect.
And so that kind of complicates things because you see it and you think, well, that's not moving in there.
How could that possibly be that?
Right.
And yet you have to call it something.
and so I would probably call it something else
because the slider usually breaks toward the pitcher's glove hand.
So a right-handed pitcher, the slider would be going away,
diving away from the right-handed hitter.
And so this is backward.
This is a wrong-way slider.
I like wrong-way slider.
There's something about that label that I find very charming.
I don't know why.
Like the wrong-way guy as we have talked.
Handedness.
Yeah, batting, handed, throwing, etc.
Yeah, so you could go with that, but it's tough because if a pitcher calls it something, well, you don't want to invalidate what they call it.
They're entitled to call it whatever.
It's just what are we going to label it on fan graphs on baseball savant to everywhere else.
And so it looks like a screwball.
It moves like a screwball.
Yeah.
But it's not exactly a screwball, even if it kind of moves like one because it's not gripped and released like one.
He throws it like a slider.
He suponates, so that's like throwing a football spiral motion.
So you release it off your index finger.
Your hand is moving under the ball.
Pronation is the opposite is like a change-up kind of thing.
The ball like rolls off the pinky finger side and your hand moves over the ball.
And so a slider is thrown with supination and a screwball with pronation.
So a supinated screwball kind of doesn't compute, but that's essentially what it is.
So maybe we just borrow the terminology from NPB,
and sometimes pitchers come over from Japan,
and there was the whole uproar about the gyroar
about the gyroball that Daiske Matsuzaka through,
and what is this, and is it entirely new pitch,
and maybe it's more like a bullet slider,
and so you get these sort of subtypes,
and the chuto is kind of like a hard pitch
that bends backwards, more or less.
And so I might just go with that,
though maybe the definition is a bit broad.
and Zach suggested a goofy slider from the snowboarding term.
So if you're riding in an unexpected orientation, you're riding goofy.
So maybe...
You're riding goofy.
Yeah, screwball could be like a goofy curveball.
You're riding goofy.
And our pal Craig Goldstein suggested a slicer because it sort of slices like a golf shot that slices.
I kind of like Shuto just because it's an existing term.
It is, but it's not one that people know.
No, it's not.
But maybe we need something new.
Yeah, maybe they'll learn.
Yeah.
And, I mean, you know, we sign a pitcher from Japan and a pitch from Japan and maybe we need the terminology from Japan too.
So it's appropriate.
But, yeah, I don't know.
Just going with what the pitcher calls it.
I think it's confusing to some if you just use the same label for a pitch that behaves in a completely different way.
Right.
So at some point, maybe you do have to just say, you can call it whatever you want, but
for purposes of describing it to someone else.
And you'd still have to note, well, it moves like this, but it isn't thrown like that.
So I guess whatever happens.
And I'm glad to have this complication because I think unique pitches or uncommon pitches are fun.
I'm glad when someone comes along and does something different.
That's entertaining and interesting analytically.
What are they calling it in savant?
Because normally the savant, I believe, and Mike will I'm sure correct us if I'm wrong here.
But my understanding is that savant sort of defers to what the pitcher calls it, right?
I think so.
I think that's right.
And I think that they're calling it a slider.
Yeah, they're calling it a slider.
So I don't know.
It's not quite right, though.
It's not quite right.
Because you do have, and like, you know, there's variation within.
in each subtype, even if you don't have to like distinctly name the subtype, right?
Like, yeah.
Guys are throwing it a little different.
It's coming in at different speeds.
Like, you know, some guys who throw really hard throw like a 90 mile an hour slider.
Like it happens.
So you're never going to be able to really know until you engage with it more precisely.
But I feel like calling it just a slider is missing critical information because you're
going to have a mental picture of the direction it's moving that's just wrong most of the time.
Yeah. Well, whatever it is, people are having a hard time hitting it. And that I guess is
going viral because everyone watches it in their eyes pop out of their head because it defies
their expectations. Then you have to get in with, you want to call it a shoot-o, right?
Yeah, I think so. You need to get going on that then because it is having a moment and then the
moment will pass and people will just call it a wrongway slider and you'll have missed your
opportunity to introduce new stuff to the American pitching lexicon. And I want you to name it because
some of the names that they come up with for these are just doofy, right? Like, remember our whole
conversation about the deathball? I'm like, that doesn't tell you anything about the pitch. Like,
you don't have any idea what that means if you're just like a random person and you hear someone
say, oh, he throws a death ball. What does that mean? You would just assume, I,
think your instinct would be that it's a very hard fastball, right?
That it's like a, like, you know, like a-
Mason Miller.
Yeah, like Mason Miller.
You would be like, oh, Mason Miller, he must throw a deathball because he averages like 101
on his heater.
Oh, yeah, a deathball.
It doesn't tell you anything about the direction it moves, how fast it's moving,
how it's being gripped, how it's being released, tells you nothing.
Useless.
Well, I don't mind wrong way slider, whatever it is.
Sorry, tread.
Yeah.
It's not an anti-tread take, but.
As long as it's something that indicates that it's different from a standard slider, then I'm okay with it.
We need to agree on some type of terminology.
It's an education.
Yeah.
Okay, so I'm going to segue to Lippy here with a little stat blast follow-up.
That'll do it for the free preview of today's Effectively Wild.
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