Emergency Intercom - 2015 was 6 years ago

Episode Date: May 23, 2025

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Oh, me and this girl, we have stories to tell. No, the TAs is me and Madeline, we ate our triplet in the womb. Have I ever told you that? I think you've said it at least eight million times. And it's a lie, because we didn't do that. Wait, do you actually, that's an- I, or bleep that, my brother ate his twin in the womb.

Apparently, they theorize that he did. I was really terrified as a kid because did you ever watch Kate Plus Eight? I actually didn't. That fucking belly was disgusting. That, that was when you were like, I thought like having like twins, triplets, like quadruplets, all of those things.

I thought that was like more common than not for some reason. I think just because there were like, there was an era where there was like eight- It's like engorged in red. Oh! Ow! I mean beautiful but ow, like I guess,

I feel like I have to say that's beautiful or I'll get in trouble. Like, but it looks like it really hurts. No, it does hurt. Like, you know what I wish I could do for every woman in my life? I really, what I wish I could do for every woman in my life? I really, what I wish I could do is I wish I could go behind them and pick their boobs up off their body

and just let them walk around without boob weight just so they could feel what it feels like to be like no back strain from their boobs. Such a good idea. I would love to do that in your video. It actually is pretty magical. Has Steven done that? Yeah, whenever I was breastfeeding

and they were like extra. Oh, that is also something I see that I'm like, that looks like it hurts. Does it hurt? Again, as a kid I was like, aw, so sweet, and then hearing adults talk about it, I was like, wait, what? Wait, it hurts?

When you're like engorged, yeah. But I didn't like actually. That word, engorged. Engorged. I didn't actually like breastfeed, but I pumped. And yeah, it's a very odd sensation. You were a super milk producer, huh? An over producer is what they call it, but yeah.

Do you have any breast milk left? Like, did you keep any for? So I do, I have like 500 ounces, but it's all expired now. And I just will not dump it out because it like hurts my heart. It was so much work. It was so much work that I just like haven't got to it. I will eventually.

Stephen really wants me to clear out our freezer. You should get it. You should get it evaporated. I'm not even kidding. Like that's some like you, I'm not gonna get it evaporated and get a cute little thing. Make it into diamonds. Well, you can make like a breast milk ring. Which I do still need to make that.

I never did. You can make a semen ring too. That's fucking disgusting. You can. That's like disgusting. There's way too much of that around. Yeah. Like there's no, like Madeline's milk is her milk. Like that's only Madeline's.

Weren't you like giving milk away to people? I did, yeah. At one point, because I had so much in my freezer. Madeline's a giver. Yeah, because I guess there are people who can't produce enough breast milk, because it really is just like, you either have that genetic makeup

that you make enough or you... It really sucks when like, my milkers, that's what I call the women that let me suck on their boobs for their milk as a 27 year old, sucks when they run out and I have to get a new producer because the flavor's always different. Like I can tell the difference between Coke and Dr. Pepper if they had a Coke or a Dr. Pepper that day.

No, it is really crazy, Madeline, that you were making breast milk and your diet was chicken and Dr. Pepper. And like you were creating a life. Yeah, and Luna is here. And she's literally one of the smartest kids I've ever interacted with. I'm not kidding.

Like I, Luna saved me this week. Unironically, we were tearing up talking about Luna and you and Steven in the car to pick up the toilet. To me, y'all are such a little trio. It's so sweet. Like, aw. But Luna fucks with me, I think, more than Drew at this point.

So it's kind of a wrap. It's a wrap for Drew. Yeah, and Josh. She likes Josh more. No, I'm cooked. I'm cooked next to Josh. She's obsessed with Josh. It's because she associates it with Blue's Clues.

I think so. I think she hears the name and she's like, if you don't know. I'm in the presence of a celebrity. Yeah, Luna loves Blue's Clues and there's a new character, like obviously you guys probably know Steve. Oh, Luna's Madeline's baby, my name. Oh yeah. Oh yeah.

Yeah. Y'all probably know Steve. Well, I go Steve, Joe, and now there's Josh. Well, whenever we told Luna, like, oh yeah, Josh will be here, Luna's face lit up because she literally thought it was gonna be Blue's Clues Josh since we just got back from ASME.

I was gonna say, mind you, she met every one of them. Like Elsa, all of her favorites. So whenever, yeah, she thought that. Oh. Oh, is it falling? I don't know, I'm really scared. Oh God. Wait, just ignore it, let's ignore it.

If it falls, it falls and we'll cry. We should have had Stephen. I know, Stephen's fixing up our house right now. He's literally so masculine. That's what I'm saying, being around y'all this week and has genuinely kind of greened me out in a way where I'm like, oh my God, y'all got it. You got the miracle, jeans.

Literally, the fact that no know, it has to. You're so used to worrying about like one of our friends, partners being left alone. And all of us are like, what are they going to do? Like, what are you like? You can't kind of leave that like guy alone. Like, don't leave that guy alone. And you were asking, oh, what's Steven going to do like to fill his time, bitch? He's a guy. He's a real man.

He's. Oh, oh. Oh, and they say they want me to be nice to men. See what happens? That really is. And you were given for the first time in your life. You gave a compliment to a man and god. And they say men only get flowers at their funeral. But look, I tried to give you your flowers

and look, I got attacked. So are we gonna leave it? Honestly, yeah. Yeah, I literally, I can't. Y'all already put it up. I cannot deal with that. I really can't. For context, every time we walk in here,

this shit is like this, every time. Well, hopefully Stephen will fix it before we leave and y'all won't have to worry about it. I love he feel bad because when he was first offering to fix stuff around the house, I was like, no, I can't think of anything. But then when I really got to thinking, I was like. Toilet, handles, through sink.

Wait, my toilet, my handles, my doorknobs. I don't like my doorknobs anymore. I don't like any handles on anything in my room. Hang the mirror and the foyer. I'm like, oh my God, let's do a new chandelier. No, we really were in the store, and we were like, maybe Steven can install the chandelier. And we were like, okay.

We killed Steven because we pressured him into doing electrician work. Yeah. Okay, you were in Disney for four days. Like talk about that. That was crazy. Madeline got flown out, flew out by Disney. Yeah, so we got invited by Disneyland.

It was so fun. It was Luna's first time ever going to Disney. And it was everything we could have thought of, like dreamed of. It was so fun. She loved Elsa, Ariel, she's still talking about it. Wait, can we talk about the bunk ass Ariel for a second? Okay, so, Madeline, or Luna met two Ariel's.

One of them. On two separate days. Yeah, on two separate days and one of them was like fierce, like, hunt Tessa, like,essa like eight down like was like the girl Really living in her aerial fan Yeah, and then the next one was like haggardy mean had been doing the job for at least 20 years like But definitely was not as excited It gets yeah it gets there yeah. It gets there.

Like we all got there. Yeah. But yeah, she, but she was still nice to Luna, apparently. She was. It just was a little different vibe, but it was. It probably was so confusing. Like Luna had the first experience that we have as adults when you see someone

you could have, like you thought you got along with and then you carry in that energy and when it's not received, you're like, okay. Okay, like I wish, I want so badly, like we have all this weird chat GBT shit. We need to figure out how to read the minds of toddlers who can like speak as much as Luna but can't like get it all the way out.

Cause I'm like, oh my God, I wonder how often she's like. I don't know if you saw her, but I think it was yesterday and you were there, but she was like sitting there and like froze for a second because I could tell she was trying to figure out how to tell us and she was going, and then she like couldn't think of it and then she kind of like lost her train of thought

and like started to freak me out. I was like, oh, poor girl, like she wants to tell us something so bad. I'm scared of her now. I'm scared of Luna. I'm literally terrified of her. I was like, oh poor girl. Like she wants to tell us something so bad. Like she didn't. I'm scared of her now. I'm scared of Luna. What? I'm literally terrified of her.

Why? The way she was staring into that fire last night. No, she was plotting y'all. Like it was fucking creepy. She was mesmerized by the fire. No, she was plotting. She wasn't mesmerized. She was thinking about how she can kill all of us.

Oh, don't say that. Don't say that. Don't say that. I feel like she would spit. No, I feel like she would only kill you she can kill all of us. Oh, don't say that. Don't say that, don't say that. I feel like she would spit, no, I feel like she would only kill you. I think so. Yeah. But maybe it's something you've done.

No, we can't even talk about her negatively because it literally makes me cry because I literally love that child so much, like it's my own. Like I literally have said that a million times, but like literally I want to protect her. I want to save her. I know, I love her so much,

but also I love the place I get to hold in people's lives where I get to be cool, fun person. You're my wife. And I get none of the anxieties of being a parent because I was ranting to Madeline about it. I would be, my kids would feel like they were in the Pentatical. You know what it's called?

Yeah, the always watching. Someone's gonna make fun of me crazy because I can't say it, but it's that one prison tower that has, it's like make fun of me crazy because I can't say it, but it's like that one prison tower that has like, it's like a watch tower. I would be the watch tower guard for my kid and they would hate me. I'd let my kids smoke weed starting at four.

Yeah, when does Luna get to smoke? You know, I don't think I thought about that yet. Yeah, I think four is a good age. I mean, you should start thinking because she's probably gonna get on Amazon and get a cart by the time she's four. The Fortnite cart. Do you ever get scared of shit like that?

Because did you see the highlighter vapes and all that? Oh yeah, we did. Yeah. Like, well then what? What? Like, really how? Yeah, and it's just gonna get more sneaky. They're gonna start having more smart.

We're gonna be old heads. Yeah. I mean, we kinda technically are.. To like anybody with an iPhone, because they're so used to seeing, they've seen everything already. So that's why we seem so old. Like anything we reference, it's like, holy shit, I was learning about that

when I was doing my like 2015 deep dive. Like it's like how we felt about the nineties. Like I remember when I first saw the bitches re-rocking the chokers, I was like, bruh. I was like, oh my God, I hate this 90s shit. It's so old, ew, but then Tumblr made it a vibe and I was like, bruh. Okay.

You're like, here, yeah. I'll follow. All I hear in school is Ebola. Yeet, bruh. What's nine plus 10? 21, Ebola. My anaca don't Ebola. Ebola. About a week ago! Yaga Y'all remember Yaga? Yes, unfortunately because you would pull my hair

What other bad shit? You would be evil, like from what Drew said, like you were evil as fuck, bro. No, I was really dark-sided and twisted. You were the demon. No, I was really bad, like I made Madeline not breathe for two minutes. But like I wasn't like choking her,

but like I like karate chopped her throat. You didn't mean to do it, you weren't being mean, you were being funny,. You were being funny. Thought you were being funny. Famously, like always. That's like, he thought he was being funny. Me every time I speak. Wait, so you act, like he just on purpose whacked you?

Yeah, I was like leaning back. I don't know if I was like stretching or what, but he just came up and went, like that. And I literally did not breathe. That is some shit I would do. I started like, He thought I was joking at first and I was like Did we talk about when you passed out on the last episode I don't remember if we talked about it

But you I'll let you say it. I might have I don't remember if we did or not but yeah one time I don't know if I was like 14 or 15 or what, but I was upstairs and I came out of my bathroom and I was just like really lightheaded while I passed out and I hit my head on like this. I hit my head on something, I don't remember what it was. It was the Bowflex machine. Yeah. That workout machine. My dad swore to God he was gonna start working out. It was the Bowflex machine. Yeah. That workout machine.

My dad swore to God he was gonna start working out. Yeah, that was upstairs for years. That and the tanning machine that was literally never used. I think we played on it first. Yeah, I was gonna say we would play hide and seek and hide inside of it. But I remember when he got that shit, we were not allowed to touch the Bowflex.

Well, your head did. Yeah, it did, it did. And I fell or whatever and Drew was walking out of his room right at the same time and he just kind of like looked over at me and I remember I could like see him, but not see him and I couldn't talk. And I'd literally just watched him walk downstairs

and I'm like laying there, like whatever, like kind of passed out, but like still like coherent a little bit. And then all of a sudden- She was literally frozen. No, I literally just watched your like silhouette go and I like couldn't. I like saw you laying on the ground.

Like I literally saw it. What did you think she was just playing? Yeah, he thought I was messing around, but he goes downstairs and he was like, hey, Madeline never came downstairs. It's kind of weird. And so then he like told, I could hear you talking to dad and saying like,

hey, I think Madeline might've passed out or something. So then you go upstairs. Also him not getting up to go look. Yeah. Well, I heard a thump. I heard a thump and I, yeah. Yeah, well then you and dad, I think came up there, maybe mom, someone came up there.

And then we went to the hospital and I was fine. Nothing was wrong. I just randomly passed out. I don't think I- What were you doing before? Do you remember? I don't know. I was in the bathroom. You were in the bathroom. Yeah, maybe I just randomly passed out. I don't think I. What were you doing before? Do you remember? I don't know, I was in the bathroom. You were in the bathroom.

Yeah, maybe I stood up too quick, I have no idea, but I just remember walking out. You're taking a big old shit in there. Yeah. All the blood was in your feet. Right, Kai? Yup, absolutely. Kai's on his phone as fuck, by the way.

That's why he had such a low response rate, it's because he was like this. He's not a part. No, I was actually doing some research because I'm using a different interface that everybody gets a mic and I was just making sure that everything was good and it is.

So I'm actually like, you know that meme of the guy that's the soldier protecting the child while he sleeps? Oh, with the knife? So I'm the soldier. Yeah, that is true. Kind of funny because you're on your tics. Oh, well that's actually- Clock it!

Clock it! I can just cut that, that's fine. Glock it. Bro, I'm trying to think of, I don't think I ever fainted or anything as a kid and I wasn't the clumsier kid, but my little sister would fucking smash her head open at every waking moment.

We had a like that her nickname to everyone was do you remember? I'm not going to say her name out loud, but she just got a DUI like two weeks ago are you good what no one knows I don't give a fuck I just oh that's something else I also went through my phone and prank called every single person from my hometown that I literally haven't spoken to in over a decade. And I just called all of them with my real raw number.

Raw number, ugh. But I called all of them and 90% didn't answer. But I was bored as fuck that day. And a couple did, but I left all of them voicemails and I was like, hey, I really need you, I need to talk to you, we need to talk. Something's going on, I need to talk to you. And I like, will bleep the names,

bleep all of those people. I was McKenna Markovic. They called you back or those are who you look like? No one called me back, but I was so sick. I don't give a fuck about me. Actually no. One of the people, the most popular kid in school, that kid, his number called me back and he was like,

hey are you looking for so and so and I was like yes. And then I was like, he was like your voicemail was jarring, are you okay? And I was like, we have video of all of this by the way. This guy was like so sweet. He was literally so nice. He was like do you need someone to talk to? Like is everything okay? Like and all this shit and I was like yeah I'm okay,

thank you for like checking in on me and I just like. Yeah but then I also called Rebecca Black and acted like she was my cousin and it was her wedding soon and I was like, hey, what is your wedding? And she was like, I don't have a wedding. Drew, we just wanted a reason to talk to Rebecca Black and ask that now. But no, at the end, at the end I was like, wait, this is so weird. I know, he's brought up this phone call like four times. And literally, it's like we actually got along.

And like, he was like, we always get along, but like we were keying on the phone. No, we really were. And she was in the airport and I could hear like, flight boarding right now, like run. That's kind of a vibe though. I would like, actually no, I hate being in the airport and on the phone.

I just don't like, don't call me. I don't wanna be on the phone. Oh, but at the end of the Rebecca Black call, I was like, this is like a synchronicity. this is kismet like this was meant to happen like we should hang out and I Genuinely meant that because I was like I feel like we would Keep I mean we do because we ran into her one time Erwan in like 20-something like a few years ago, and we all just sat down and had lunch for like two hours.

That's where we got our numbers because she was like, why do I have your number? And I was like, why do I have your number? I think we were all on like literally the most joyful vibe ever. We were all just like dead sober in the middle of a Tuesday. Like, yeah, we need to do this. We're best friends.

We're best friends now. Which is a gag, I love that. Okay, what was I saying before I got distracted by my prank calls? Like why the fuck would we know? Because y'all are supposed to be listening to me. You went off on a tangent. Don't yell, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,

don't fucking yell at me. You saw that Kai. See, this is why I fucking hate women. They yell. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Don't fucking yell at me. You saw that, Kai. See, this is why I fucking hate women. They yell. Okay, I disagree with that part. Kai agrees with that part. No, I don't. I know, he looked up from his text messages

and he said, I agree with that part. No, my instincts kicked in. I defended women immediately. No, I don't remember what you were saying, bro. Like, I literally, I have no recollection. I'm like literally shaking right now. Cause have no recollection. I'm like literally like shaking right now. Cause you're so nervous. I'm so nervous.

Madeline has a bunch of shit to talk about. Oh yeah. I do have some stories that I don't think we talked about last time. Like over the last like year, I've just been like, oh, when I would bring something up to Steven, like, oh my gosh, this happened. I would be like, that might be a good thing

to say on the podcast to get Drew's reaction to it. I'm scared. It's not bad. I mean, they're funny. I won't. Okay. Yeah. Oh, bitch.

We were talking about this yesterday. The real reason why I fake killed myself. Oh, yeah. But I'll let you tell those first and then we'll get to that one because that one there's we I think we're finally brave enough to tell y'all the real reason why I sat on the floor with my pills. I really don't think we talked about it the last time. Cause I always thought it was for attention.

Like it was just like, he want like nobody. Famously like that is what it was, but there was a deeper meaning behind it. The reason why he went and did it, but I was too embarrassed and I didn't want to tell anyone that that's probably what like We'll have to remember because we'll leave that little bit and y'all have to listen to the end challenge. You're so No, I'm a business Oh, you're an entrepreneur. Yeah cow manure

Okay, I want to know one of the stories because I wanna know if Drew is a badass kid. Give like a synopsis. Which like a. Yeah. Oh, well no, these aren't like Drew being bad, these are like funny. Oh, okay.

Okay, what is that? Okay, thank God. Yeah. Okay, so the first one is, he was actually a really good brother. This was a good brother move. I really wanted to do the talent show. Oh, we didn't talk about Fuck and I didn't want to do the talent show alone

I was in like fourth grade, but I really wanted to do my dance. Well, my dance was to the song conga That song so I really wanted a backup somewhat dancer. I wanted someone on stage with me. So we recruited Drew. I wish there was footage out there. There is. There is somewhere. And I... I'll insert it right here. I'm sure I can find it.

Yeah, find it. I'm a body boy. I'm a body boy. I've been coming up. I've been coming up. I got so much lean, I've been getting stuck. I've been getting off, I've been doing drugs. I've been doing this, I've been doing that. I've been round quick, I've been round flake. I've been really sick, I've been fucking back. I posted on Facebook asking if anybody from like our town

had possibly recorded the talent show because I know somebody had to, but I wanted footage of Drew back there. My mom had used our bar stools and turned them into congos or conga. Yeah, congos and wait, yeah, what is it called? Bongo. Bongo, bongos and Drew's in the background

while I'm dancing going. Like, like. The entire two minutes of this song. You know what's crazy is that's kind of now Like, fake. The entire two minutes of the song. You know what's crazy is that's kind of now like, yeah, like a tick he does. Like he literally, like literally when he's trying to be silly, he'll be like. You guys, I'm a good brother.

Yeah, that was really nice. A give and a take because I also probably, within the same month, chased you with a blade around the house. Or made me do Something in exchange. Yeah, you going up there exactly. I was at every one of your dance recitals, too Yeah, if you didn't have I loved your dance recitals. Did you want to do it really bad? Yeah, yeah I really wanted to you actually no no no no

No rhythm in those bones like there's no way that was your was gonna say, you have no rhythm in those bones. There's no word for that was your call. I don't have rhythm in my bones, what? You have something in your bones. Yeah, marrow. Okay, I'm like next. I literally feel like when Luna was like, skip. Oh yeah, Luna in the car yesterday got an ad and was like, skip, skip.

Well no, it was basketball. And she was watching. Well she was kinda tapped in for a second. Yeah, she was watching and I was like, Drew, you was basketball. And she was watching it. Well, she was kind of tapped in for a second. Yeah, she was watching it. I was like, Drew, you'd be proud. Luna's watching basketball right now. Cause it was like an ad and she was just sitting there watching it.

And then all of a sudden she goes, skip. I'm not kidding. I genuinely think she listens and she knows that we would find that funny. Cause I'm like, she takes such a while where I'm like that you're a little if she says like a bad word or something that she's not supposed to say and you like laugh she like latches on to it and like knows and you just can't laugh around her but yeah it feels like you can't get her to say that's kind of how one of my little siblings was he still

doesn't curse though he like hates hates cursing, but as a kid he would admit that there have been times where he's cursed, but you couldn't you couldn't pay him to curse. Like there's nothing you could give him to curse because it's just out of stubbornness because he thinks it's funny that adults want to hear him curse and he's like no bro. Okay so another thing again I don't know if you've talked about this you all have been doing this for so long I don't know what stories you have and haven't said, but I thought of the Cece's Pizza, how you got banned. I haven't talked about this.

You haven't? I haven't talked about this. And this is bullshit. This is fucking bullshit. Cece's fucking pizza. Fuck you. I'm banned for life. Wait, actually?

Oh, I was like, I don't feel like Cece's has it like that. Like I don't think they can ban me for life. In school, if you got AB honor roll or more, like A honor roll, AB honor roll, whatever, you got to go on a field trip one day to Cece's and if you didn't, you had to stay back at the school. Cece's is like a pizza shop for the people that don't know. It's like a buffet style.

Yeah, all you could eat pizza as a kid. And that white pizza is so fucking good. The white sauce pizza. The Alfredo. Fuck, I need to get that. Is there one here? I think so, I don't know. I'm getting that tonight.

I know there's Cici's Pizza in Miami, but I haven't been in so long. Don't do that, please. That was a delicacy me and my family couldn't afford. Okay, you go. And so Drew, we got to go and he, he was like messing with one of his friends and you put like pepper all in his drink or something.

I dumped an entire salt shaker and like 50% of a pepper shaker into his soda. Into his soda when he got up and the kid came back and drank. It was like his best friend. So he wasn't like bullying the kid. Like if it was bullying, I would understand, but this was like his best friend.

And it's also free refills challenge. So keep that in mind. Well, actually you wasted about 20% of salt. Exactly. Or 20 cents worth of salt. Exactly, exactly. Yeah, so Drew did that and the kid drank it and he like freaked out.

He didn't go tell the teacher. Yeah, he didn't tell the teacher. Well yeah, because he just got a straight dose of salt and pepper to the back of his throat when he was expecting like Dr. Pepper or some shit. I don't give a fuck. Well, the teacher like came over obviously cause he saw the kid like freaking out

and Drew got banned and no longer could go on those. Cause I think we would go every month. Yeah. Like it was like a monthly thing. It was bullshit. It was every six weeks that we would get to go. And so Drew got banned. And I was a on a roll every fucking time.

Yeah, he was. And then he had to stay back at school. Just, oh. So much bullshit. Literally so much bullshit. Was it? No, it was. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. I can't remember if I did. I stayed at his grandparents' house. He had like the craziest littlest pet shop collection. Oh my God, this girl I knew growing up had that too and I would hell a take from her. Yeah, I wanted to steal from him so bad. Did I ever tell you that I stole from Hmm. Yeah, I literally stole his like Exodia and like you I helped him look for it like he was like

I literally that's crazy work. Actually. No, I can't lie. That's classic. That's classic Oh, yeah, maybe it's over here. I'm like I could have sworn I saw it. Like I swear I saw it right here. No for the girls that know the Exodia five card set is like really the crim de la crim. I would be shocked if like what is that? That's a Littlest Pet Shop? No, that's a Yu-Gi-Oh card. But the Littlest Pet Shop, his sister had a crazy collection and we would go play with

them because we were going to like a NASCAR race the day before, or the day the next day and we had to wake up really early. And we instead of playing like WWE or whatever like boys did, we played with little pet shops. I mean, we were literally like eight years old too. Like we were old as fuck. I mean, yeah, I would just take from that girl because she was the girl who I would take from was like that

Literally is the gay agenda. What? No, no, no, no, like are you me forcing that kid to play with little specials? Do you want it to I wanted to so bad? I wouldn't were you trying to make it like a boy game? Like I don't understand why he had a room or you just didn't want to play alone. I don't don't make me play alone Yeah, I would play little shopie's Pet Shop with this girl and she was really rich and this was the girl who I went going to her house, I was like, she actually was,

like now looking back, I don't think she was rich, but for me, she was a fucking millionaire, like what? We had people like that. Yeah, who I would go to and I was like, whoa. How the fuck do you have this, like in what world? And I would take her shit and I didn't feel that bad because she would go to and I was like, whoa. How the fuck do you have this? Like in what world? And I would take her shit and I didn't feel that bad because she would bully the fuck out of me, especially when my teeth started falling out.

Cause I have like crooked teeth and I had really crooked teeth and I used to- You have good teeth. Or I had braces, but like my teeth were- But still, yeah. I think they look like shit. My teeth are getting really slanted cause I need to take my wisdom teeth out and I refuse.

You haven't taken them out. No, because if she gets them taken out, she has like a 50% chance of like losing all sensation in her face. Yeah, they fear mongered the fuck out of me. Like I went to get x-rays and they were like, oh my God, at first they were like, oh my God, you're like one of those patients

who your nerve endings are like, your nerves are really wrapped around your wisdom teeth. And they were like, that's fine though. And then when I got the full scan, they were like, Ooh, that is really close. And then I went to two dentists and both of them were like, it can be done. And like, this is more rare than not, but like there is a chance and we have to tell you that

cause you will lose like feeling because of like how much we're going to have to numb you. And with how much we're going to have to use, that, because you will lose feeling because of how much we're gonna have to numb you. And with how much we're gonna have to use, it might last a week, but we have had patients who they never get certain feeling back because- Yeah, it probably wouldn't be worth it. Because people don't get their wisdom teeth out

all the time. I'd rather have fucked up teeth, bro, what? I feel like wisdom teeth are like a scam in the dentistry world. It's like, yeah, you have to. I mean, they hurt, though. But it was fun because I got like perks for like a week and I was like fucked up.

I was like high as shit. Fuck, I think I'm gonna get my wisdom teeth out tonight. Let's go. But you have to give me half of the perks. You're gonna have to buy them off of me, bitch. Don't play. No, speaking of nerve endings, one time I was like plucking my nipple hairs

when I was really young. What? Ew! And there was a clear hair sticking out and I was like, oh, let me grab it. And I fucking yanked it out. And it was like a seven inch. Dude, that's actually gross. It was a nerve and it hurts so bad. My nipple fell off.

Also, okay. I think I might just make this a reoccurring thing because there are things I realized that weren't just things I got really scared of because of my OCD as a kid. And I used to think everybody got scared of it as much as I did when I would hear the news. But my brother's close friend,

when I was in like fourth or like third grade, they went on a trip and he came back and he had a tapeworm. And it was like a huge point of discussion. And I was so petrified because I was like, we were in his presence. We've always been in his presence. He gave us the tapeworm. In my head, there was no way.

And when I was using their bathroom, I was so fucking scared. I would hold my pee in their house for a long time. I think that might be a thing though, is don't use the bathroom after someone. I think you're not supposed to. With the tapeworm, but I don't know. No one around me gave a fuck.

Everybody was being cautious around him, but I think he're not supposed to but like a tapeworm but I don't know. No one around me gave a fuck everybody was like being cautious around him but I think he had already gotten rid of it like I don't think my parents would have like let us all mingle if he actively had it. Wait why are tapeworms not a thing anymore like I feel like it's I don't know but as a kid I was really I would look up every time I got to a computer and like computer class or something I would look up a tapeworm and see what they look like. And I was really convinced and I like, I was so convinced I had a tapeworm all the time. Like sometimes I would eat and still be hungry

and I'm like, it's cause of my tapeworm. It's literally my tapeworm. I can't keep eating because like, I'm feeding the tapeworm and it's gonna get huge. You can use the bathroom. You're just not supposed to play with someone's poop that has a tapeworm. So just don't do that.

And you'll be good. It's impossible for me though. Like that's literally the only reason why I go to the bathroom. That's really gross. So annoying. You can't poop. I know.

Not something you do actually. I've stopped bitching about it though. Yeah, is your like, are you on a regular schedule or? We both kind of fell off. We don't talk to each other about like. About movements. It's like not a thing anymore. Madeline, I wanted to- I guess it's because we don't share a bathroom

for the first time in six years. Yeah. And I feel like we only shared it is because we would be like, oh, don't like chill and go. Yeah, chill and go. Damn, you and Josh shared a bathroom for like six years. That's crazy. Yeah.

It was lit, it was sweet, aw. And we really never ran into people trying to get in when we were in there. Yeah, we kind of had all, we synced our cycles. But also we had two bathrooms, but we didn't use one of them because the guy that broke into the house literally shaved his pubes, dry shaved his pubes

in the fucking shower and from that moment on, it was cursed. Also was a storage unit. I was gonna say, but also our landlord, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. Not too much on me and also not too much on the landlord because I'm tight with her and I like, seriously like do love her. Wait, no one said anything on her.

But she is crazy. No, I'm about to go in on her. She's crazy as fuck forever even saying that's a two bed. First of all, she said it was a two bed, three, or a three bed, two bath. Bitch. Two bed, two bath. Bitch. Two bed, one bath. That's a two bed, one and a sink.

And a half, yeah. One and a toilet. And one of the bedrooms is a living room. And like it, that, bitch, I am too crazy of a person. I guess we left a lot of clothes by, me left a lot of clothes by the water heater. But to me, I hated showering in there

because remember I tried to make that bathroom alive for a long time. But every time I showered in there, I was convinced that the humidity was gonna make the water heater explode because they were in the same room, which is probably not a thing, but like that's, I don't know. It just felt like that.

It felt like that was gonna happen. Also the window in there didn't shut. So everything you did in there, the window would rattle and like every move you made felt like somebody was like coming around. A one per mile per hour gust of wind would like literally like. Also the door didn't lock so you had to pray

nobody wanted to go downstairs. Like at any point you were in that bathroom because to get through that door it's. Yeah. I miss that apartment, honestly. I can't believe Luna's been in there. She was, yeah. Oh, we need to get an updated photo before we leave. Of Luna in the chair.

It's degrading and she's growing. Aw. She's taking all the time. Madeline, I wanted to ask, what is something that I do that pisses you off to this day? Oh, you should have asked me this a long time ago so I could think about it. Think on it, we'll get back to it.

I know what you do that pisses me off to this day. Oh my God, you've been waiting for this one. I'm trying to like. He just wants to have a peek. I have a list. I have a list. You bite. Tell me you.

You bite. She still bites. She bites. You bite him? Yeah, I do. I mean shit. It's your motherly instinct Yeah, it's coming out every time No, it's like I'm not joking she literally bites me I mean Josiah bites I'm kidding guys Madeline does not bite Madeline does not bite. I'm not gonna put that on you.

I stand by your rights and your wrongs. Cause I'm not kidding. Like that wouldn't change it the way I look at you. Yeah. If I found out you actually bit him. Cause like, honestly, I could see that. I'm teaching Luna how to bite right now. I think it'd be good for her to bite other kids in school. Yeah.

Please don't. I was literally like trying to think about that. There's always a biter in the class. Luna would never bite. No, she's not the biter. But I remember the biter in my class. She did hit me for the first time on this trip. Oh yeah, Luna hit Madeline.

Sorry, I'm gonna out Luna, but this was her first time. Is she gay? Wait, how can you know if she's only two? I'll say you should have out her, that's like kind of fucked up. Yeah. Just keep it. Problematic.

Yeah, she's actually never like hit out of anger. Like we've gotten very lucky thus far. And like also she's really doesn't throw your typical tantrums. She's maybe done like one where she like tries to lay on the ground and won't let us pick her up, but luckily she hasn't learned to like flailing the arms and legs and stuff like that.

Please don't. But the other day we were trying to get her out of the bathroom, out of like Drew's bathroom because she was like messing with stuff in there. And she was angry with us and she like looked at Stephen, gave him like an angry face and then literally came over across the bathroom to me and just went boom and hit me on the leg.

And me and Stephen looked at each other and we were like, we've never had to deal with that. I would have cried laughing. I know, I would have fucked up so bad because I would have been like, bitch, what? Like, what? We never have dealt with that, so we looked at each other and panicked.

She's learning it from somewhere, Madeline and Stephen. It's you probably. It probably is me. She's learning it from somewhere, Madeline and Stephen. It's you probably. It probably is me. It's crazy that it's while we're here. Oh. Inya hits me. Yeah. Well, yeah, duh.

But she, me and Stephen, we were like, we just kind of like paused for a second. And I was like, that, ow. I was like, I remember me like fake crying. I was like, ow, you made mommy sad. And she looked at me with pure terror in her eyes and literally started bawling. Like bawling tears out of her face.

And we're like, it's okay, it's okay, just say I'm sorry. And so she was like, I'm sorry, mommy. And then I was like, do you wanna put a bandaid on it? And so Luna, we play like, we put fake band-aids on and she put a fake band-aid on where she hit me. And then she was fine, but she remembered it hours later. She remembered us talking about it. Yeah, she heard us talking about it.

And she like, she goes, I made mommy sad. I was like, you did. And like, also I've always heard that like, don't use that as like a tactic because kids don't care about your feelings at this age. They don't know what a feeling is, but Luna has empathy. Like she, in that moment, she literally felt so bad for me and it made me sad for her though

because I was like, I just made her that sad. No, it would have made me cry. But hopefully she doesn't hit us again. You just said don't throw a tantrum in front of her. Literally I did yesterday when I was standing in front of the TV and I threw a tantrum in front of her literally I did yesterday when I was like standing in front of the Really did and I like threw a tantrum and threw myself on the floor and then I think I scared her I didn't and I felt so bad because like I heard her talking and then I heard her go silent She looked over saying and yeah

Madeline just shit herself I caught it she like ran over and then I just started like laughing and like smiling at her. Crying to be like, oh okay. And then she laid on the floor and was giving me silly and I was like. I forget kids are like, she's at that point where she's cognitive enough to just see something someone's doing and I'm like.

Yeah, she mimics everything dude, it's crazy. It's so scary. It's actually not that crazy. Yeah. Yeah, she mimics everything dude, it's crazy Mm-hmm. It's actually not that crazy. Yeah Like I mimic shit too like yeah Yeah, okay. I mean you're comparing yourself to like a two-year-old. I mean you're comparing yourself to like a two-year-old Speaking of the little girl Hey girl. Oh my god. You are the little girl. Hey girl. Oh my God, you are the cutest girl on the planet.

She just woke up from a nap. Aw. Hi girl. No dude, you need to like actually finish it. There's like- Can you say hi? Honestly, can you take that one back out and then just- You actually are so sweaty.

I know, there's no air condition up there. Oh no, you can turn it on if you go into my We're putting I'm not getting a dumbass man like a man I have had plenty of men be like there isn't any I'm like, did you look for a no? She's so scared. Okay. Yeah Are you waking up? She goes I slept good. I slept up? Can you say hi? She goes, I slept good. I slept good.

Can you say hi, emergency intercom? Poop. Yeah. Emergency. Yeah. Say emergency intercom. No. No.

Honestly, good. Do you stink? Yeah. Poop. Oh you poop? What? No you didn't. I pee? Dora. Is it Dora? No, little Dora. It is a little Dora. She's like, what else is over there though? Like what? She's gonna rob the store. Luna, who do you like more right now, me or Drew? She doesn't want to answer. You don't have to answer, I know.

That's a good answer baby. She's good at being trained. Yeah, she's good. It's a good answer. Who do you like more, Luna, mommy or daddy? More. Yeah, who do you like more, mommy or daddy? Mom.

Hey. No, I don't think she knows. She has no idea what she's like that way. She has no idea what she's saying. You love your mom and dad the best. She's just saying a rant. Steven's crying. You are literally the cutest girl ever

and you're so funny and smart. I literally love her! Do you see Kai? Can you say hi, Kai? Oh my God. I'm getting cool guys. You're the new Josiah. Oh yeah, we haven't talked about that.

Oh, she's terrified of Josiah. Oh, yeah, we haven't Yeah, Josiah like we were on facetime with Luna one time and like Josiah just made his typical like scary Yeah, like her is typical like scary Josiah face like Making just scary faces and Luna like internalized that in that moment She wasn't really scared in that moment, but like. But she did go silent. Yeah, she went silent. Where she went like deadpan. Three or four months later,

I'm like FaceTiming Josiah again with Luna and Luna freaks out when she sees Josiah. Like literally freaks. Like hiding out of the camera. Like she turns away. That's most people's reaction. Yeah, yeah, to be fair. But she was like, Josiah was her first fear.

Like for real. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, when she saw him, she didn't really, she wasn't bothered though. But I guess he doesn't look as scary. I really want him to do the face, but I kind of feel bad.

Like, cause I don't know if she'll forget at this point. Does that make sense? Like it feels like if she saw that in person, every time she saw him, she would be scared. Aw. Thank you. Say bye. Bye Luna.

Bye Luna. Bye baby. I love you. Aw. No. Luna, I love you. No. Oh wow.

Honestly I love her. Steven, my bathroom's also kind of messed up at my house. So if you could. I mean, if I'm already here, I might as well. Yeah, my bathroom is also kind of messed up at my house. So if you could. If I'm already here, I might as well. Yeah, it's like an hour drive. No, don't do that. Don't do this. OK.

Well, all right. Well, you can just think about it. You're forcing me to do. Well, because that's for us. It's different. Kai doesn't get that, bro. You should at least turn the AC on for him. That's all I'm saying.

No. That's all I'm saying. You should at least. I'm not going to cuss because Luna's in the room. OK. But I'll say it I'm not gonna cuss. Okay. Because Luna's in the room. Okay. But I'll say it once she leaves. All right, I'm not afraid. Is it a little sore?

Bye, Luna. Bye, baby. Thank you, Steve. Bye. She really liked watching Paw Patrol earlier. You have no idea what that little girl means to me. I would literally take a bullet for it and I actually am literally hurt

that I'm not her godfather. You won't let me. I don't have one yet, so. Put me down. Yeah, okay. I'll be the godmom. I don't know if you wanna take that responsibility on. I'm ready.

Madeline, this is something I thought about and I have an answer. What is like some shit we did as a family that like we thought was normal but turned out to be like really fucking weird? Like we talked about the poop knife on the last episode where like when, for those of you who don't know, we were taught from a very young age

that when we're taking craps that by every toilet in the house, we would have from a very young age that when we're taking craps, that by every toilet in the house, we would have like a butter knife and we would cut the crap off instead of pinch it off. So we would just like cut it and it would fall into the toilet. And then we would obviously wash the knife

because it's like sanitary to do that. But when I went to college and I found out that people didn't use poop knives. Like I had a poop knife in the dormitory that I would carry in my like little case to the bathroom. Yeah, and oh my God, it was mortifying. People were like, why do you keep bringing a knife in there? And I was like, yeah, where are y'all's poop knives actually

now that I think about it. I use poop scissors. Yeah, like I clips it. Might be a, yeah. I don't use a poop knife anymore, guys, don't worry. But I did until I was poop scissors. Yeah, I clips it might be a yeah, I don't use a poop knife anymore guys Don't worry, but I did until I was like 18 No, you did until you were like 22. Yeah Like it was hard to retrain my sphincter. Do you let the poop just fall into the water?

Or do you catch it? I catch it with my hand, right? Yeah, that's the correct way. I hate the splash back well to answer your question I Again, you should have asked me this a while ago in the correct way. I hate the splashback. Well, to answer your question, again, you should have asked me this a while ago. So I can think about it. This is an interview, Madeline. You're supposed to answer on the spot. Well, these are like...

It's just jarring that like Luna's more media trained than you. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, exactly. It's very true. No, they are such like you're asking her to jog her memory in this fucking moment. Like, damn bro, you're not even taking her down memory lane. Like you're not like setting your feet. I just took her down memory lane with the boot knife.

What are you talking about? So I also have soil, golf tournament in Chipotle. Also, if we wanted to talk about the George Strait concert. Oh, I don't think I've to talk about the George Strait concert. Oh I don't think I've ever talked about the George Strait concert. There is also moving clothespins in kindergarten. I don't remember that one. Well it's just in general like when you would get in trouble you would have to go up in front of the class. I don't remember that actually. You don't? I remember. It was that chart of like it would have names and then the different colors. Yeah it was apples. And you would have to go or ours. Oh yeah sometimes they were apples. I remember it was that chart of like it would have it was apples right colors and you have to go or ours Oh, yeah, sometimes they were I remember having to move my apple from a green to a yellow

You know what you did? I was that's so unlike you because you were like goody-toothed It was I can't remember who it was I literally was just talking about who it was because I saw him on Facebook the other day and I was like that Guy made me move my freaking apple and like I still remember the because I that's the only time I've ever really gotten in trouble in school, and it was because he would not stop talking to me and I had to go up in front of the entire freaking class. We both did was it the kid that ate Elmer's glue no it wasn't him it was

Remember what he did in the lunchroom No, it wasn't him. It was. I remember what he did in the lunch room. He like ate a jug of Elmer's glue and then like he would he would literally drink glue and eat crayons. Like he literally would just do that. There's always that kid. But the kid, you could pay a dollar to eat anything. And I mean, like, he was doing it for free.

He was doing it for free. OK, see, that's crazy. Yeah, this kid had a hustle to his. He literally was like jerking off in the cafeteria at one point, yes. Aye, someone check home. Dude, I wonder what people say about us. Like, Madeline and Drew, like, oh my God,

when they used to do this in first grade. Mine is, remember when Drew farted in front of the class? That was more to my- In third grade. Yeah, that, literally, I'm not kidding. I didn't fart in front of the class. That was more to my- In third grade. Yeah, that literally, I'm not kidding. I didn't fart in front of another human being. Was it on accident? Also we had-

Yeah, when we first met Drew, we would get so mad if somebody farted. You were so prudish with your body in that way. That was the only lie you couldn't. I hated farts. Farts were just so disgusting and it would make Drew so fucking mad. I have my reasons.

It's third grade and we also didn't have like a farting family, like people's families like fart in front of them and it's funny like ours, like that was off limit. One time Jared farted in, he, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God. He like farted in his hand and then cupped it over my face. And then I literally projectile vomited into the kitchen, kitchen garbage can.

And from that moment on, farts were not funny. There's also video proof of Jared farting on me while I'm sleeping on the couch. And I'm literally like six years old. Dude, our brothers were fucked up to that. Yeah, I can't even get on them too much because I was like with Natalie and Leo, bro. There was a period where they were cognitive enough

where they would get annoyed, but you knew like it wasn't the worst. But just to see your little sibling have such a visceral reaction to something that is like so stupid was so funny, bro. You used to spit on your sibling's pillows. Okay, no, no, no. Also, I need to clarify that was like so stupid. It was so funny, bro. You used to spit on your siblings pillows. Okay, no, no, no. Also, I need to clarify that was only one of my sisters

and me and her, we have gotten through it, guys. There's no more spitting on the pillows. We're grown now. Now if it gets there, we're like, I wanna slap the fuck out of you. We need to stop speaking to each other. Respect. Did we talk about jackass last time?

I think you did. Yeah, I mean, I've talked about it before, but our brothers used to roll us down steep hills. They would be in wagons. Yeah, wagons and trash cans, and we would be all cut up and bruised, and they recorded all of it. Well, I wasn't really a part of that.

I was left out as, I mean, I have my older sister too, but I was five years years younger than her six years So I was always left out and we also called you Yeah, no Chewbacca Chewbacca Chewbacca and you know ugliest girl in the world when you look that picture Oh, yeah, we did talk about this one for sure. Yeah, I know that So fucked up dude, I don't know if I had anything like that for... Yeah, y'all were lowkey me. Like, dude. I drama blocked all of that.

No, that's like brother shit now, right? It's true. No, I mean it is, bro. Well, okay, also keep in mind, I was the same age as Madeline, so I wasn't really leading the charge. I was just joining in and being cool with my brother. He was that fucking computer room. Yeah Do you remember what mom's password was?

mmm You don't remember the our family computers password Come on if I say it you're gonna be like what give me the first letter F Was it fuck? Fuck head seven. Yeah, fuck head seven. Because mom was- Damn, that is it.

Mom was apparently mad at the people setting up the computer or the wifi, and so she made that the password. That's when we were typing in at like age six. Three years old. But again, our mom and dad were awesome. A little too awesome in the sense of letting our six year old die.

Letting us do whatever the fuck we wanted to do. Bro, I mean, I was getting up to new good in my house. Also, I was one of the kids who was stealing medicine. So like my family always had to hide medicine because I would go in the fridge and take it. And like, then my little siblings became those kids and it was so fucking annoying to find them drinking a bunch of random medicine out of the fridge.

Are you supposed to even keep medicine in the fridge? That's still something I don't really. Some of them are, yeah. There's some that need to be refrigerated. See, I was the kid. But that was like antibiotics type stuff. It wasn't like. My family was putting like Dramamine and NyQuil

and DayQuil and shit in the fridge. I don't know about that. I don't think it's like bad for it, I doubt it. Probably makes it last longer. I guess maybe my family does it also because it's hot as balls in Miami. So if you like leave it out, it's like, also I was the kid.

It's like melted all together. I was the kid stealing medicine when I was 17. Oh. Are you okay? Are you about to fall asleep? He's losing it. Did you eat something? No, I didn't.

I still can't believe you just can't eat. I ate a chocolate chip protein pancake. Nice. Yeah. Is that what that macro stuff was? Mm-hmm. Sorry, I'm trying to see if I have anything written down. Have you thought about normal shit or abnormal shit we did? I think the food one was a good one, but no, because I've been talking. Actually, no, our entire family, we would bring Mormon kids to our fucking house.

I know, yeah. And turn them out. We would give them soda. And they were like, and all of them, all of them are ex-Mormons now, by the way. Hey! I had a friend that, yeah, she loved coming over to our house

because it was like free reign. Like she was like able to drink all these sodas. She was off the wall when she drank those sodas. But like, yeah, like she was like able to drink all these sodas, she was off the wall when she drank those sodas, but like yeah, she got to be a kid. And she's cool as fuck still. She is now, yeah for sure. I mean I loved her obviously, she was my best friend.

She's like literally one of the only like liberal people from Granberry. Yeah, and like hardcore about it, like she's very vocal. Yeah, she's real as fuck. But- Cause y'all gave her a soda, you unleashed it. It's like that Drake Sprite commercial that actually happened to her.

It opened her mind. No, we did corrupt her. That was back when Sprite was actually crazy. It actually did those kind of things to your mind. Yeah, I did think about some unconventional things, which also I don't know because I do hear more about, I do hear more about kids talking about this, but the stuff we were watching as children,

I now being a parent, I'm like, what? Dad let us watch that? So he would be like, how old were you? And I was like, oh, I was like seven. And I was like, oh my God, I was like seven. We were watching people get like jigs like literally like legs getting ripped off and shit Like I was like six year olds like it was crazy And then we also I was talking to like one of my friends like still really good friends to this day

And he was like yeah, like I remember the first time I came over to your house like we watched Jaws and it was over to your house, like, we watched Jaws and it was, to this day, he doesn't get in the ocean because he's scared of sharks because of that movie, because we were also like six years old. And then the second time he came over, we were watching a movie that had boobs in it. And like, my, me and Hunter were like sitting like behind the couch watching. And then my dad knew we were watching and like the boobs came on the screen and my dad just paused it and turned around and said, did your parents let you watch this?

And he was like, mm-hmm, yes. And then like just kept watching it. Like it was crazy. And his parents definitely did not allow it. Yeah. I mean, that's when I went over to my godfamily's house. My parents were kind of strict about like certain things. Like I wasn't allowed to watch horror movies. So I still didn't watch a lot, but now I'm a baby when it comes to any kind of strict about like certain things. Like I wasn't allowed to watch horror movies,

so I still didn't watch a lot. But now I'm a baby when it comes to any kind of like gore, anything like it's disgusting to me. But my God family who lived across the street, they were like real horror fans. Like they had all of like the nightmare in Elm Street, like Scream, Saw, Final Destination, they would always watch it

and I would hear them talk about it. So like any scene I knew about from those movies is because I would listen to them talk about it and then when my friends would talk about it, I would act like I knew. But they knew obviously my parents didn't let me watch that but my older sibling got to watch it and I would try to sneak around

but they would always catch me, bro. Like they did not play. I was like, I barely, and they wouldn't let me, bro. Like they did not play. I was like, I barely, and they wouldn't let me watch scary movie with them. And that one really hurt my feelings because I knew scary movie. I was like, that's not even a scary movie. It's like funny.

But then my god siblings would let me watch it with them. And I was like. Literally one of my earliest memories, like it was in Viejo house. Like how old were we? We were like two. We were like two, yeah. Yeah, I have a memory.

Pushing three maybe. Yeah, I have a memory of me waking up and all of the older siblings and dad were sitting on the couch and I remember toddling into the living room and seeing the TV and they were playing Mortal Kombat on the TV. And I remember just bug bug-eyed watching like Mortal Kombat, like people just getting ripped to shreds.

And then Sam saw me and was like, Drew's been watching us. And then dad picked me up and like ran me back to the room. But like, I like had escaped the crib or some shit. But like, I literally like remember like my journey down the hall. Like that's one of, that one. And then another really early memory I have

is walking into the house that we grew up in, Cimarron, and walking into that upstairs room that had the pool table in it, and seeing just Florida ceiling presents, like wrapped all up the walls for the family that lived there before us when we were like touring the house.

I remember that. I was so jealous and I thought that's what our Christmases were gonna look like. And our Christmas tree was never up there. Yeah, but our Christmas, we had lit after Christmases. We did. Like we had, like our Christmases were fucking lit. Santa went all out for us.

No, like they cooked. Like remember weed Christmas? Yeah, getting the weed, yeah. Oh my God. I thought you said weed Christmas. I was like, damn, your parents for real didn't give a fuck. No, I need to make it very clear. Like our parents were great.

They were perfect. They raised good children. But a lot of the time I had a lot to do. But I feel like that's most parents, sadly, like most parents, even the best ones, their kid is going to have something to say, like because there's always it's just too funny. Like, why? Because even seeing you guys with I feel like going into adulthood, something I had to just swallow was looking at my parent and just knowing this is a person who is given a responsibility

far out of their realm too early. They're stunted. We're all stunted. Blah, blah, blah. And it's our first time. Everyone's first time. Yeah. Everyone's first time doing it. And it's so funny like seeing y'all. Y'all do such a good job with her. But there are moments where I like step back and I'm looking at, I'm like, this is so funny because these two people are like dumb, like, but dumb the way we, I find all my friends to be dumb. Cause I'm like, I've literally known you for long enough to see you be so silly. Yeah. But you're, you're a mom now. It's like the duality.

I don't remember what like point it was, but like realizing that like my parents aren't like, like super geniuses. Like I'm not calling my parents aren't super geniuses. I'm not calling my parents stupid, but I literally thought. They're not the superheroes that we literally thought. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're just people too, like us. I mean, my mom is. In a good way. My mom is pretty close to a superhero.

Yeah, yeah. Pretty damn close. Yeah, my parents are super- She saved my life a couple times. Mom saved my life. I also saved your life. That's true, but you caused me to want to kill myself. Should we get into it?

Oh wait, yeah, what was the reason? Wait, first off, I want to say, to the like being scared and stuff or like watching scary stuff, our parents wondered why we were like 11 years old still sleeping in their room. It was because my dad would let us watch Chucky, like so freaking young.

He would put Chucky dolls at the top of our stairs. Chucky dolls at the top of our, I'm still like terrified to this day of low key Chucky. Yeah, and he'd put Chucky dolls at the top. And then my mom would like get so fed up because we were like terrified of it. So my dad or my mom threw it away when my dad got it out of the trash can and put it back.

Like my mom was like, watch me, like we're throwing him away. Well, my dad got it out of the trash can and put it back at the, like, my mom was like, watch me, like, we're throwing him away. He's not gonna be here. My dad got it out again and put it back on the stairs. So we were all like- Like, Loki, it's so annoying because she set him up for the perfect slam dunk. Yeah.

Like, the perfect slam dunk and he couldn't handle it. Yeah, yeah, because my dad is like a fucking troll. Because I would be the same way. Like, I think at this point now I'm much more cautious, but like I- Oh, my kids are getting trolled. I would troll the fuck. I still do it to my siblings.

Like I can't, I try so hard not to do it to Luna cause I'm like more aware, but I'm like, it's so easy to just lie to them right now. Like they can literally, you can say anything and they're like, what? Yeah. Oh, Luna did see my vape on the floor when she was passing by and because it's a childlike color,

her eyes were drawn to it and she looked down at it and she didn't touch it and she just goes, what that? And like really low and I was like, no, no, no, no. And she went to go reach for it. And all I can think is I'm like, bro, it really does look like a toy. It's the first time in my life I have to think about leaving it around.

Cause I'm like, there is a literal child in y'all's house. Also, I have told that story on this podcast, like five different times. And I'm not kidding. You literally said it the exact same way I've said it. Like, yeah, like literally verbatim. Like it's so sweet. No, it's engraved in my head.

It was traumatizing. Like people don't realize. And then when we like- Cause I remember seeing that Chucky again on the stairs and I was like like friggin terrified And then singing mom and Dad telling us to sing fuck fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck to the cable guys

And they did not think it was funny and then Mom and dad mom and the cable guys did not think it was funny. And then mom and dad, mom and the cable guys did not think it was funny. So mom and dad got mad at us and then we're like, why are you doing this? Why did you do that? In front of them gaslighting us and we're like, what? We were like, you told us to sing it.

Again, we have to reiterate. I mean, did it also like they- Mom and dad were awesome. They did really good jobs, especially because twins, twins would be too funny. Like especially a boy and a girl twin, it's literally the traveling talent show. Like I would make my kids learn dances, choreos,

the two twins who talk over each other. I would have my twins doing that. I would fucking hate. You speak at the same time. I would hate for us to be boy, boy or girl, girl. Yeah, there would be so much competition. Oh my God, that would have my twins doing that. I would fucking hate. I would fucking hate. I would hate for us to be boy, boy or girl, girl. Yeah, there would be so much competition. Oh my God, that would have been terrible. Cause you're very competitive too.

One time Madeline, like, do you remember the basketball game? Madeline like was fucking psycho. Like she, she's very like demure, very put together like chill girl, but like. When I was in basketball. She was angry, you were angry, you were violent. I was out to get everyone.

She would push people over. I would elbow people in the nose. I was mad, dude. Oh yeah, it was crazy. And then you broke your wrist, or your elbow. My elbow, yeah. Karma got its kiss. It's giving a take again in a yang.

Yeah, yeah. Right, well did you think anything else on what I do that pisses you off? I'm dramatic, you always say that. That's the go to. That's the first thing that came to mind, but yeah, just being dramatic, I don't know. There's really not anything else, honestly.

I feel like you're a pretty good brother. I am a good brother. You really are. You are, I think you are. You really are. That's all he wanted to hear. I know. He was like, oh no, there's nothing, there's nothing.

Oh, I can think of a few things. No, honestly, which I don't live with him. So I, if I lived with you. What's yours in you? Be an OCD and needing to clean everything. Like yeah, but the way he does it is so like, oh my God, look at me rolling my eyes. Like it's so like.

Sorry the house is spotless all the time. Literally finding my things in little piles where I'm like, it would have made so much more sense to just leave this where it was. Cause I'm not like taking off my shoes and like throwing them across the room. They're usually where I see shoes or like, I'll put them in a corner or whatever. I do leave shoes around.

But Drew does this thing where randomly he just like becomes fed up and he just like will go around the house and he's cleaning. But what that means is literally grabbing me and Josh's stuff and taking it to our room and being like and a pile right in front of our doors. And I'm like, this looks much worse. He did make sure to tell me earlier two or three times that he cleaned the kitchen. He was like, I'm cleaning the kitchen.

I'm cleaning the kitchen. That's clearly his big thing. Like he doesn't move in silence. Like everybody will know what you're in. I am not the G in lasagna, babe. Like everybody's gonna hear me. No, it's literally loud. It's like my flowers, my flowers.

Where are they? Where are they? But no. And you get them. I run a tight ship and you either can handle it or you can't. And like, it's my fatal flaw that. You are a freak out. You're literally, you are the biggest crash out I know. Like yeah, Drew really like.

Yeah, and you saw my crash out last night. Oh, not just like, and you've seen me, ooh, you've seen me go through it, but Drew is like such a drama queen. But I've learned to let him. You learned how to figure it out. You figured it out. I grew up with a lot of drama queens.

All of my siblings were very like... Can we all agree also that Kai is such a bitch? What? Yeah, I was gonna think that, yeah. Where did that come from? Where did you come from? From heaven. I'm like an angel.

You've never been to heaven. No, Kai is really godsend. We were talking about Kai the other day, me and Inya were. We were saying how we missed you. Oh my gosh! He's the coolest girl in the world! You're so cute, Luna.

Do you like my glasses? Yeah. Thank you. I put on. Yeah, put them on. Is she pretty? Is she so beautiful? Yeah.

Yeah. What about me Luna, am I beautiful? Yeah. Oh. Again, I'm an idiot train. I just want you to send me like a joy from her. Yeah.

The second one wasn't genuine. Yeah. Luna, I love you. I literally want to pinch her. It's like so bad. I want to like. Can I have a high five Luna? It's called love aggression.

Yeah, it actually does have a name. Luna, you make me so aggressive. I want to squish you. I want to stomp on you. You want to go sit with Dew? You're a crazy girl. Do you want to go sit with Drew or Inya? Sit with Inya.

Luna, I'm so hungry I could eat you. She's out. Oh, I wish y'all could stay longer. I know we were talking about that today. We were sad that you're leaving tomorrow and Inya was like, why don't they just extend their flight? And I was like, they have a toddler. Yeah.

I don't think that's gonna happen. I was like, what, stay? And then I was like, yeah, I guess. We didn't have Luna with us, maybe. But also I know she's like the star of the show, like she's the reason why. No, I thought that because when we were all in the living room last night, if I didn't get the suds feeling,

I started to feel like I was getting the suds, so I went upstairs, I got a bit sad. But like when we were all in the living room, I was like, damn, us all hanging out was so vibe. It's a vibe. Where were you? Showering. Oh yeah, you were gone for a long day.

Yeah, I was showering. I did the everything shower. That's kind of what I was getting up to and then I was gonna start cleaning and I was like, oh my God, seriously, if I get locked in my bathroom cleaning one more time and this year I'm gonna freak out. Wait, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.

What was I gonna fucking say? Oh, we were talking about how we freak out. Wait, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. What was I gonna fucking say? Oh, we were talking about how we missed Kai. Oh, who is we? You keep saying we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, Luna interrupted it and I think we should circle back. Yeah, me and me. No, because the problem is the second

I start being nice to Kai, it's like, oh, we're dating. Ho, what do y'all want? Do you want me to fucking hit him or no? We're not dating. Sound off in the comments. Right, we're not dating. And this is gonna fall if you keep talking about it. They're not dating guys. Yeah, I'm not gonna say anything.

Oh yeah, divine intervention. Yeah, I've learned my lesson. Or maybe something good might happen. Guys, they're not dating. I just wanna make that very clear. They are not seeing each other. Drew and Kai, however. I'm also not dating Kai,

but Inya and Kai are definitely not dating. I tell people that I'm dating Drew. Drew doesn't claim me. Inya is not on Ozempic and Kai is not dating Inya. Yeah. And that's crazy. Leave my shit out of it, bro. What I got in my fridge is nobody's business.

Inya is not wearing a wig right now. Well, to be clear, I have Ozempic ab shaving, a mini tummy tuck, a minor breast lift, which. A wig. A wig. Venir. Really, we need to start that rumor. I need to go to Turkey for my hairline though. Who's gonna send me?

Wait, hold on guys. Turkish airwaves more like, fuck. Okay, we need to let you go. Turkish airwaves more like a fuck. Okay, we need to let you Turkish airwaves more like Turkish hair waves. Okay. Yeah, because her transplants I got it Turkey hair transplant. Okay, we're gonna wrap this episode up because Luna is you been handsome wanting her mother. Madeline is going to go be a mother.

Yeah, and I'm going to go be a caretaker for my iPhone. That's my true side up corner. Oh, y'all thought y'all thought. And I'm gonna go be a caretaker for my iPhone. That's my bet. Drew Syop corner. Oh, y'all thought, y'all thought, y'all thought. Wait, we didn't say the real reason. Oh yeah. People would be livid.

They would be livid. Yeah, clock it. Okay, honestly, we hyped it up for like nothing, but basically, I don't know if it was the same day as the Chipotle thing. I think it was the same day as Chipotle. It might've, and that might've been why we were picking on you. It was a golf tournament and then whoever wins at the golf tournament scores better.

We they got to choose. So I actually beat Drew this time. Well, Drew was throwing a hissy fit because he really wanted to go to Chipotle. Never had it never had a it was all over Tumblr at the time. It was like a really it was in it was huge and it was also the only Chipotle. This was Chipotle. Never had it, never had it Tumblr. It was all over Tumblr at the time. It was like a really. It was in. It was huge. And it was also the only Chipotle

was like an hour and a half away from our house. And this was pre the gloopy mess. This was when Chipotle was. It was top. Was gorgeous. No one had seen it in real life, so we all thought it looked like those stock images. We didn't know the goop we were getting into.

Yeah, the gray matter. Yeah. So we go there. We finally, I'm like, stock images. We didn't know the goop we were getting into. Yeah. The gray matter. Yeah. So we go there. We finally, I'm like, okay, fine Drew, we can go. Cause he was freaking out because he didn't want what I wanted. And so we go there, Drew orders a bowl, burrito, whatever. Literally did not touch it.

He took like maybe one bite. He took pictures. He took pictures of it. And they went straight to my Tumblr. Yeah, he took pictures and took like one or two bites. Two, it was two. So anyway, we were like making fun of him for that, like being like, oh my God, you made us go there

and you didn't even eat yada, yada, yada. Soil too was thrown in there. Yeah, soil. Well then we're on our way home and I don't know if like I said it or if my dad said it It was probably me honestly but I think I said something about like Drew being gay and I watched him like shut down like we've never made that joke before we've never said anything

And I watched him like shut down and I remember just like looking at him and I was like, oh I was like that might have like actually drugged something. That was a little too far. Well then Drew, that's when he ran upstairs as soon as we got home. That's literally also the same exact reaction that you do on the podcast. You like go silent and then you leave. So he ran upstairs and that's when I was like, maybe I should go check on him.

And that was like 10 minutes later and I walk in and he is like the pill- And sitting here like this. No. With my pills. I was like, oh, they're going to learn. But then that's when I'm really- They're going to learn. That's really when I started like thinking, oh, maybe that might be. Maybe that is the thing. I remember one time-

Chipotle being the way you almost- The catalyst. Got out into your family. The catalyst. It's like accidentally. It's like bro, we were saying gay in a different way. It wasn't him uploading the photos directly to his Tumblr. Yeah.

Yeah, it wasn't getting it and not eating it for like photographing it. Yeah, I remember one time though, I had a very, very sweet, sincere moment with dad. We were like, I was probably like 12 or 13 and he like parents know like early early on and like I was probably 12 or 13 and like it was just me And dad in the car and I was sitting passenger and it's probably like 10 p.m And we were just driving around our neighborhood and he like looked at me and he like pulled over the car and he was like

Listen true like I want you to know that whoever you are, whatever you wanna be, whatever life you wanna live, I love you and I will always love you and I'm proud of you. And that stuck with me forever because we both knew what he was fucking talking about. We both, we all knew. But so my parents are chill guys. It was a joke, it was comedy. It's also incredible for Texas too.

No, it's T, like our parents were like fucking liberal as fuck growing up. Like we really had that shit on lock. Yeah, they really were awesome. And they still are awesome obviously. But yeah, so I never actually said the real reason because I was like low key embarrassed. And then-

Y'all bully, y'all tried to out me. Well, honestly it gave me the laugh of a lifetime. So like literally, honestly, that is like the piece de resistance. Like I love it. No, but every, everybody has like a story like that. Bro, oh, don't get me started with me and my siblings. Like some of the words exchanged when it got to it,

when it got like really nitty gritty. Like we're going deep. Like some shit you told me in passing in the bathroom three years ago about what you didn't like when you looked in the mirror. It's coming out. I remember. You think I don't remember.

Wait that is so real. I do take a log. I do take a log of people's insecurities. But not even on purpose. I think I take a log because I'm like, oh, like that's such a weird thing to point out. But I also have the kind of brain that you can't tell me anything because I don't forget anything and I hold on to it Um, and yeah me and my siblings would get down me and my sister

We would get into the kind of fist fights, but also we were like chronic bad girls club watchers So we would get into the kind of fist fights that were like literally that you had to wear If you're fucking decorum like we would be on the wood floor like like holding each other down, putting each other down, like literally counting down like, oh my God. But honestly, so fun. I wish me and my sister could like fight like that again, but like not seriously. Does that make sense?

Because there is something about it now that looking back, it is so funny because I feel like that feeling doesn't go away of wanting to just like tussle with a sibling. I feel like it's more common for siblings of like the same gender. Yeah, I think it was off limits. Yeah, because I think that was a thing. And I don't think I really hit you either. Like I feel like maybe the sister.

You would hit me a little bit. Would I? Yeah, and not like crazy. Oh my God, Madeline, you're evil. Wow. I don't remember that at all, but obviously you would probably remember it more. And our older sister.

Oh yeah, she, she. She is a character. Oh. Not to you. Not to me, no. Yeah, not to you. I was talking about my sister. Dude, there is something, all of my homegirls,

there is something about two sisters that's like, like it literally is just like, it's like, it's the first Alien vs. Predator movie. That is what two sisters who are like crossing paths hormonally and like, it's not, it's not their fault. Like just two girls going through it shouldn't be left alone at any given time. And let alone like if if it's competitive. Cause my sister is gorgeous. Yeah, my sister is like gorgeous, gorgeous, gorgeous girl.

So everyone like, it was her word against mine, top to bottom and that we fought. But now like, I love her so much. There's literally like nothing she could do wrong in my eyes. That's my crazy girl. I love her. Like, I wish we could fight somebody. Jodie would beat the fuck out of my brothers.

Like really, really like- I mean, from the sound of like the older brothers, they needed that. They were mean to her. They would pour liquid ass on me. They would tase me and my friends like they would chase us around with tasers until we pissed ourselves like they were evil bro they would hold me down and do what's called a turkey tap where they would tap the sternum in my chest over and over and over again until like it like it doesn't sound crazy but like once you do it a hundred and fifty times, also they would grab this part of my leg, and it hurts. Oh fucking bad, dude, oh my God.

But at the same time, I got my first Taser with my older brother, and he made me tase myself with it, so I didn't tase other people. Yeah, you had to go through it first. Yeah, and then he also bought me my first gun, and he made me shoot myself with it so I didn't shoot other people with it.

Well, my badass cousin gave me a BB gun and I only ever got to hold one for one second because I got it and immediately shot my older sibling right in the middle of the eyes while they were watching Naruto. And it was Christmas Eve and I got the ass whooping of a lifetime and everybody in my family was like, you just ruined your gifts,

and I really thought I wasn't gonna get gifts, but I got all my fucking gifts, bitch, fuck you. And don't put that gun back in my hand, because you're next. I wanted a BB gun so bad after that. I couldn't believe, like- Did you ever want a paintball gun? Oh, yeah.

I wanted a paintball gun so bad, like literally so bad. Mom would have not dressed you in one. No, because the second I got a fucking, what are those things where you pull the thing back? Oh, a slingshot? A slingshot, I put a rock in a slingshot and I was trying to shoot it over the roof of the house.

And I was like, I did it once and twice and then like aimed it like a little lower, kind of like not on purpose, but kind of on purpose to see what would happen. And then just pulled it back as hard as I could and let go and it hit like- Straight into the window. It wasn't even a fucking window.

It was even worse. It was a sliding glass door. So it was like the most expensive thing ever. And it just fucking exploded, dude. And I like freaked out. I don't think I got- I broke a bunch of windows actually. I stayed breaking windows.

I only broke one window and it was when my older sister woke me up to do the dishes and I was so mad and I was in my sister's bunk bed because I didn't believe in outside clothes on my bed so I would sleep on my sister's bunk bed because she didn't give a fuck. So I would sleep on hers and my sister came in to wake me up and I was so mad that I turned over

and like kicked or punched out. Like I was throwing a tantrum and I smashed the window. Oh my god. And I just taped it up and there was hell of mosquitoes and gnats and stuff covered in that crack. And I just covered it with the curtain cause I was like I can't tell you. I can't deal with this.

Cause I was big, I was already like 15. Oh, yeah. So I had no business like throwing a tantrum like that. You'd have to pay for it yourself. Yeah, I would have to figure something out and I was like, there's no figuring that out. Yeah. And Madeline, what's some bad shit you did

that we didn't really know? I mean, you were like good all the time, but like. Genuinely, I literally could not tell you. tell you like you drink or smoke or anything. I was like, I think my first drink I was 18 and it was when we were in Montreal when it was legal. Yeah, like actually, and I was like, this is a crazy combo because you're bad as fuck. And you like you did not play.

I stayed in the hotel room the whole time. Yeah. No, there had to have been some breaking a window or like, did you almost set the house on fire or did I make that up? You almost made that up because I really- No, that was mom throwing Christmas boxes in the fire. Oh yeah, that was mom. Oh my God.

That was mom. Yeah. No, I literally, me and Steven tried to think about that. I was like, dang, I literally like, we try, me and Steven try to think about that. I was like, dang, I really was like low key a good kid. And it wasn't like I was like scared of mom and dad. Like I just didn't want to like disappoint them. I don't know.

I was like always so terrified of them finding out about like, I don't know. I was also scared of that, but I just figured out how to hide it. Yeah. I was so good at hiding things from them. I guess I just, yeah, I didn't think I was clever enough to hide it, I don't know.

I just didn't do it. Or it's because you're born to be a truth teller and this is a pathological liar. Yeah, yeah. Aw. You used to lie a lot. But now I feel like we actually believe you. Who knows?

Yeah, me and mom are talking about that actually. Who knows? We were saying like, this is probably like three years ago. Our mom was like, you said something recently, something happened, I don't know. And mom was like, I actually believe him. She was like, three years ago, I would enough, but I actually believe him.

Three years ago, I was still a liar in y'all's eyes. Yeah. Chop. Well, also it's like, it's a liar in y'all's eyes. Yeah. Chop. Well also it's like, It's not a liar. It's the liar in the dramatic combo. Yeah, you add stuff. I'm not a liar. Yeah, you're like that.

You add stuff to be- I'm an embellisher. Yes, exactly. I'm an exaggerator. Exactly. We were just talking about that on the episode. There's a difference. Yeah, exaggerator.

I would say that, not just liar, yeah. There's a difference. But no, we were laughing about that cause mom was like, yeah, I actually believe him. that, not just liar, yeah. There's a difference. But no, we were laughing about that because mom was like, yeah, I actually believe him. T, T, T, T. Well, mom also stole thousands and thousands and thousands of dollars from me. She did not.

No, she did not. No, we're taking her to court. Mom does not like when you say that. We're taking her to court and I'm going with him. I'm standing in the back. Yeah, and he is helping me. I'm going with my man to court. She hates when I say that shit. She does not like when you say here. He's helping me. I'm going with my man. Of course

She's an embezzler No Pam is literally the best mom ever remember when I visited When was that I think I was there for Mother's Day or something. It was when Frank Ocean dropped Chanel. Or are you thinking of a different time? Yeah, I'm thinking of a different time. It was more recently, it was you, me, and Orion were in town. Oh, Easter. And I cried so hard saying bye to y'all's mom.

Like I literally cried like I was saying bye to my mom and I was like, oh my God, but she is just- No, my mom is so mother, like she really is mother goose. Queen mother. Yeah. Are you gonna do Psyop corner? Drew Psyop. My granny just said Q as in cucumber.

Lord, she's ready. What? Kids don't even say dookie head anymore. They'll just call you a bitch. Oh my God, I can't wait to like Luna gets to the point where she says something like like she's trying to be mean it's not gonna come out as mean as she thinks I want Luna like you shit like bitch no I want Luna to be bad, but not actually, because for y'all sake.

Only at home. Yeah, exactly. I want her to be respectful outside. Obviously respectful to, kinda like we were with mom and dad. We were definitely respectful to them, but also they let us be ourselves. I don't know.

But we knew our audience, we knew who we were around, we knew where we were at. School, dude, if our teachers knew who we were around, we knew where we were at, like school, dude, if our teachers knew what we were like at home, they would freak the fuck out. We live double lives. That's actually so funny. We were actors, we were yes ma'am, no sir,

and if we didn't say yes ma'am, no sir, like we would get like slaps on the back of our hands, type beat, like literally. What? Not like, I'm not saying, I'm saying like metaphorically. I'm not saying we're actually getting slaps on our hand. Like what is the saying? Like isn't there like a slap, a slap on the wrist.

A slap on the wrist. Yeah, we would get like yelled at and if we didn't say yes ma'am, no sir. Motherfuckers buy you one McChicken and swear they had your back through it all. That's you. Actually that's me to Madeline and Luna. Yeah, and getting us coffee.

I was bullied for liking anime. No, tell the whole story. You were running in the hallways thinking you were Naruto. Yeah. No, tell the whole story. It's so funny. I'm done. OK, well, do you have any media

you would like to share? Music, movies? I did not prepare anything. What's the most recent movie you watched? With or without Luna? Mufasa in Lion King, the live action. No, like you watch shit on your TV all the time without Luna.

Like, oh, the Black Mirror episode. Yeah, Black Mirror. The first episode of the Black Mirror, Madeline and Stephen were like, you'll have to watch it and we watched it and it was actually like crazy. It's, it's mad. I think you left maybe during it, but yeah, no.

I'm just getting sad. So I went to my room. Well, my immediate of the week is love, life and laughter. Live, laugh, love, wow. I actually don't have any media to share. My media of the week is, I don't know if you've heard of this app called Uber. But like cars, yeah, they come and pick you up.

And drop you out. I actually think we took one of those. Really? Yeah. Oh, from Disney to LAX, yeah. That's so real. Yeah, Uber is a good one. Postmates is like Uber, but for food. My media is Funk Me by Marvin Gaye.

That's it. Mine, we were talking about songs that are like our life story. Like if you could encapsulate like one song and it mean exactly what it feels like to be Drew or what it feels like to be Inya. Mine is Flow F-L-O-E by Philip Glass. And mine is We'll Live Through These Long Years.

I actually don't know the whole name and I've said it before. Is drive my car? It's from the movie drive my car, which I've never seen. And this was Madeline. Thanks for being on again. Sorry if I dominated the conversation. I tend to do that. I didn't feel like there was anything wrong with the way you

presented yourself in front of two people who love you Thank you for being on of course I'm not gonna be fucking now I'm not gonna be fucking now I'm not gonna be fucking now I'm not gonna be fucking now I'm not gonna be fucking now I'm not gonna be fucking now I'm not gonna be fucking now I'm not gonna be fucking now