Emergency Intercom - A peek behind the veil

Episode Date: January 27, 2023

Drew had another life changing dream and shifted into another reality. Enya is still very sick and quite literally might not make it so listen to this episode as per one of her last wishes. Drew is next unfortunately. This episode is sponsored by Better Help. Learn more and save 10% off your first month at www.betterhelp.com/intercom Follow Enya on Insta: @EnyaUmanzor Follow Drew on Insta: @DrewPhillips09 To listen to the podcast on YouTube: bit.ly/EmergencyIntercomPodYT Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: bit.ly/EmergencyIntercom If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: bit.ly/EmergencyIntercom Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hey Spotify, this is Javi. My biggest passion is music. And it's not just sounds and instruments. It's more than that to me. It's a world full of harmonies with chillers. From streaming to shopping, of Emergency Intercom. What's up? I suffered from a sickness this past week, so...

We're literally recording this 12 hours before this episode goes up which we have never done before we're hoping it gets out on time we're really hoping here i think we've done it we've done it like 12 hours before but it's like we actually wake up at 11 and do it and it's not like 12 when we're doing it yeah um yeah i've just been so sick and i don't feel real so we had to keep pushing it back because also yesterday I was having an existential crisis and I didn't feel like I could sit on camera. Yeah. And now I'm really concerned because I sound sick. Does that make sense?

Like now I'm like, oh, this is so annoying. I sound different. And my job is my job is to be a voice to the people. To sound pretty. Speak to the people. Do you want to tell us about your scary dream you had? Yeah, I was just about to bring it up. So, I was going to say it yesterday, so I, like, lost it.

But I'm just going to say it was yesterday. Whatever, whatever. It doesn't fucking matter. Jesus Christ. But I had... Oh, my God. Why did you do that? I just got pissed because these bitches they're not even you can't

even hear them they're not even saying anything they always got some shit to say um but i i don't know how to fucking start this because i'm normally like oh my dream last night my dream last night was um fucking crazy it was the most livid or like most vivid dream i've ever had second to the one that i've told a thousand times on this goddamn podcast of me dying over and over again this one also has to do with me dying again and it was fucking crazy um basically like i don't know how we got here but i was sitting out front of like a church or like like some religious structure it was like a church steeple and like above it was like the most beautiful like celestial event i've ever seen in my entire life there was like

you could see like every planet in the sky and you could see like the sun being like eclipsed by like a moon or another planet and i was like what the fuck and there could see like the sun being like eclipsed by like a moon or another planet and i was like what the fuck and there was like a beautiful it was like a renaissance painting it was like the most beautiful outline of this celestial event happening above this church and i was like oh i'm gonna record this and like because this is the most beautiful thing i've ever seen so i like took out my phone and started like recording it. And almost immediately this like Eastern European dude, I don't know what he was like came by, but he, he wasn't speaking like English. And he came by and like, I was recording and I like put my phone really down really fast

because like, I could like see his face. And like, for some reason, like I've never been able to see someone's face like this in a dream. And it like really caught me off guard and I was like like I like knew I was dreaming but like I don't know it was really really weird and I saw this dude's face and it was like really like detailed and I could I could like literally draw him right now it was like so scary and he had like really beady eyes and um he was just like really fucking creepy i just imagine what that drawing would look like if you tried to draw like surrealism like realism yeah and like you giving me the paper and it's like the ugliest drawing of a person i've ever seen the worst drawing i can't like

this is an unrecognizable figure but yeah so his aura was like crazy and like he just had this really sinister energy so i like put my phone down really fast. And like, he starts speaking at me and I don't know what he's saying. And then another dude that's like apparently with him, like walks behind him and like also is staring at me and I'm like really freaked out. And then the only thing I could understand is he was like, he looks at me and he's like, do you want to be shot? And I was like, I was like, no, I don't want to be shot. And then he's like flashing a gun, like by a side like this. And he's like, do you want to be shot? And I was like, no, I don't want to be shot. And then he's, like, flashing a gun, like, by his side like this.

And he's like, do you want to be shot? And I was like, no. And then I start, like, freaking out because I see the gun. And I start, like, crawling back on this, like, bench that's behind me. And then he literally shoots me in the fucking chest right here. And I felt every, like, it was like I had been shot before. Like, I don't know how i was able to like make up this pain in my head but it was like it started off like it was like my chest was on fire

like in just in that one little spot it was like really warm and then i felt like the blood like trickling down my chest and then i felt like that warmth like go up into my face and in my jaw and i was like what the fuck and i started panicking and it was so real and i thought it was real life and then i just was like like freaking out and i was like i just got shot and then i woke up and right when i woke up i like grabbed my chest and i still felt the pain in my chest when i woke up and i was like is this my body telling me that like i have a cancerous tumor in my lung or some shit like i it was so freaky but i've never like woken up from a dream and still had pain from the dream in the morning

and it was like literally right here and i was like there's gotta be some cancer in my body or something but it was also crazy that i was like dreaming about like religious like ideals and ideologies because like whatever it's just not like i've never done that before but yeah it was super smoked and super real and it freaked me the fuck out and like i went the entire day thinking about it because i was like dude what the fuck does that mean and i it was it was like it was painful like i've never been in that much pain i've never had like a physical pain but i've never had a physical pain from a dream where it's like i was injured in the dream and then i woke up with the like that pain

i've had like not pain but like you know when i like oh i was in such distress like i felt like i was like like i don't know if you've ever cried so hard that like it feels like your body feels a certain that way when you do that like you feel like well like... Well, I'm a man, so I don't cry. Oh, you don't cry? Yeah, men don't cry. Boys don't cry. I feel like I've seen you cry. You ever heard the Frank Ocean thing?

Boys don't cry. I think that was more of, like, commentary on that. That boys don't cry, yeah. No, it was like an artistic take on it, because I think he believes men should show up. You just farted.iah just farted yeah we have josiah watching us today because we need to perform to like a real person and kai couldn't make it because he had a flat tire on his car um yeah josiah has a stinky bottom soggy bottom yeah he has a really stinky bottom he's been farting around the house and then he also went out of his way he was like have you ever ordered from simply salad which josiah is

the freak who just goes on postmates falls for those pictures and orders from literally anywhere on the app and orders and also his salad tasted like a salad i would eat in hospital while a grandparent i was about to say some random person just made that kit that salad in their home kitchen and just like this and delivered it to and he asked for apple juice and they didn't have apple juice so they gave him the most yellow vitamin water i've ever seen like why is it that yeah it's like it's it's opaque like what's in there you know what's crazy is that i used to think those were super healthy, but they're like the most unhealthy drink you can drink. Like the name is a complete fucking lie. Oh, Azul came to visit today.

He's so good. Hi, man. Little bitches. He says he wants food. He looked up at the camera. Yeah. Come here, boy. Oh, Azul podcast feature.

Come here, boy. Beep, bop, bop, bop. Oh. Security cap. zillow podcast feature come here munchie oh but yeah i haven't like had like woken up with like a physical pain from being hurt in a dream but i have had like waking up and like feeling an aching from crying but that's fucking crazy you know what it was it was your body pulsating because it wants a hit of a puff i know it was i was in withdrawal you know what's crazy is that um i'd like a few episodes ago it's like i'm done like i can't smoke them anymore like it's impossible to get them like it's over like it's finally over

and then at the dj poly d party all the photos that came out i had to put bar in my hand the entire time and all of the comments on tiktok were like yeah i thought he was that yeah fucking right he quit and i just had but in fairness it wasn't giving somebody out there ptsd to a family member who's like i'm gonna stop smoking like you know when kids are like if this gets 100k likes my dad will stop smoking cigarettes or like someone needing a liver transplant and they just can't stop drinking alcohol oh my god like mine was a little less like sinister, but yeah, right, right Yeah But we didn't finish the boys don't cry conversation because like I've literally never cried in my life

It's just not true see I Guess you guys are boys and not men so boys should cry I hate you so much actually thank you for that no it's an artistic take but men should cry men should show their emotions yeah they're pussies bro oh my god men who cry get pussy

men who cry are pussies and they're not alpha I'll just say that I'm gonna be honest I don't know like when people are like is it sigma smegma male yeah I'm going to be honest. I don't know. Like when people are like, is it Sigma? Smegma male. Yeah.

No, Smegma is what comes out of my coochie when I'm eating bad. Discharge male. But Sigma is lower and Alpha is higher. No, Sigma is like, oh, I don't even fuck with that toxic masculine. They're toxic masculinity, but they're like, I don't even fuck with that toxic masculine they're toxic masculinity but they're like i don't care to be a leader i am a natural leader like i i don't i i exude leadership qualities and alphas like have to try to be leaders but smegma males just like have it like they're just naturally that and like they don't even want it like they don't want women to be all over them like me like i don't want it and it Like, they don't want women to be all over them like me. Like, I don't want it. And it's a painful fucking thing for me to go through.

And I just have to push them away. You're adding an extra syllable to that word that you don't need. Woman. No, you need to wow men. Yeah. That's what you want to do. You do not want a woman. You want to wow men yeah that's what you want to do you do not want a woman you want to wow men you like choked on your tongue with that one a little bit um right right i was gonna say something and i forgot it was right before the episode sorry i was like oh no we need to say that on the podcast. I know what it is. What?

Should I say it? Say it. Man with foreskin. Oh, I don't remember. Uncut gem. Oh, oh, I was saying this is so not funny. I was saying, like, how many people do you think made the joke post-Uncut Gems being, like, oh, let me see your Uncut Gem? At least 100.

Yeah, people have said that. And, like, people have said it in a joking way, but being serious. The way, like, some people, like, just can't flirt without, like, joking. Yeah. Like, people have definitely been, like, let me see your Uncut Gem. Can I actually see your gem? Is it uncut? I wish it was uncut don't get me

fucking started i wish i had we don't have to open the conversation of you like begging the world for your foreskin give me back my foreskin if i had it i would chew on it and then like use it as you know those like plastic like reusable uh lid toppers for, like, the fridge. Yeah, I would use that. I would plug the tip of my penis and fill it up and pee into it and fill it up like a balloon. Why is it a man and not a woman? Can I get an a woman? No.

Can you get a woman? Yeah. To give me top. Okay. No, you're done done you're done for the day wait i have to look at my notes because i'm literally like i feel brain dead i have one um why was selfie c the original muser which eventually became tiktok and she got destroyed no one is talking about how bullied she was for being the OG TikToker. And now all of you bitches are doing the exact same fucking thing as she was. But she got bullied relentlessly for it.

Even I joined in on the conversation. Sometimes I don't know why I hate people. I just do because everybody else does. Not always, but like Nickelback,back for example like okay i have no reason you were gonna say someone who we could all relate to but you're not about to sit here and pitch the argument that there should be no reason why we like don't like why don't you like nickelback because i fucking hate their music but their music is not the worst music in the world okay keep going but yeah i'm just saying like there's some people that like are bandwagon that bandwagon hated like sm6 the tiktok band

like that's not bad that is like this reminds me of texas and begging my mom for like a redemption tea with the fucking cross and the angel wings and the rhinestones all over it. And it says revenge on the back. Yeah. Just not for me. I will say I don't hate Nickelback. I just don't care for them. Yeah, that's and that's fair.

But people online are relentless. But I saw a video not too long ago like an interview on a podcast with him and he was saying like the reason why they're still relevant is because of the hatred that they got which is so real like all all it was was just like and it's also not real hatred like people don't actually hate them just like a joke like they were like the butt of the joke for so long so it keeps you it keeps it keeps the conversation that's why sm6 is still around what is that that family band oh okay y'all brought that up today and i was like shocked because i haven't thought about that or seen it in so long yeah i still popping like that not like what they were but they still

have a fan base and viewership and i watched like probably 300 of their videos this morning from like 8 a.m to like 11 30 just scrolling through their feed and just like deep diving and catching up on everything they've done they were in a to be original movie like they got casted and it's like a full fucking budget film it's like that free streaming service oh but the budget was insane it was like i couldn't believe it who's that oh she's still posting she's fucking lit she's still around we need her on the podcast to talk about that. I know. Selfie C being our first guest. Yeah. People would be pissed.

They'd be like, dude, why is that the first person on? Also, us acting like Josie hasn't been on like three times. Josiah is literally not a guest. Like, he's literally not. He's just a friend. You're more than a guest. You're a friend. You should be lucky for me to bring all those people to the podcast with because i would be a

cast i i actually don't know what he fucking said i like i was that was actually that freaked me the fuck out because i was looking at him and i couldn't hear the words coming out of his mouth like and i couldn't piece it together like oh was really scary. Oh, my God. That was literally, like, horrifying. But, yeah, Selfie C being the OG primal, just, like, everybody jump on and hate this person for no reason. Yeah, but that was also, like, the big trend. And that was, like, pre, so there's before Christ and after Christ. But then there's before Taylor Swift's crucifixion and post-Taylor Swift's crucifixion and post Taylor Swift's crucifixion. And post Taylor Swift's crucifixion, we learned that to not be fooled by the trickery of men who just hate women. And want to like sacrifice them and fucking like tear them down publicly.

Because it's really easy as a young person to jump on. Especially if like someone you idolize is involved then you're like yeah that person is a bitch fuck her i fucking hate her because we all have demonic misogynistic ideas just drilled into our heads and it's very easy but before the crucification not me i get oh so you think you're better yeah 100 but but you just admitted that you like jumped onto the selfie c hate hate train so i didn't say that and you're freaking out and saying i said that which is really fucked up of you to say that i would say something like that you said it you literally just said it we could replay it i didn't say that shit i did not say that shit

wow where's my defense okay yeah you're a fucking crazy and both of y'all are ugly as fuck that's your defense when you're caught lying is that we're ugly yeah no well you have a huge wiener all right all right yes i do i do i do i really have a big fucking schlong what i was saying is i was gonna be like oh now i feel like the internet is smarter but that's not true because women constantly are getting berated on the internet it's literally like a pastime for the internet is to like choose one girl for everybody to make fun of and we all fall victim to it because it's just entertaining and And it also sucks. It's a tribe-building technique that we haven't gotten rid of. When we were, like, villagers and we all lived in small little tribes all around and we were nomadic, we had to find one common thing to hate.

So it bonded us. That's something I learned recently is that, like, or not learned, but, like, my mind was changed i mean i never thought gossip was bad but like gossip is actually really fucking healthy like if you think about it the thing that talked about how like gossip between women was like really demonized it was demonized but i saw this dude kind of like breaking down gossip and he was just like saying like oh it's like it is like me telling you it's like a really good like um connection builder it's like me telling you like i would never fucking do that to you without outwardly saying that like when you're gossiping

about something someone did and like it's also building like community and just like it's it's actually really healthy when you're talking shit behind people's back so back to it i go yeah continue to talk shit about people who you claim to love as long as it's not to their face say it with me talk shit behind people's back as long as it's not to their face and they can't hear you um the thing is like i do agree but i just like love talking shit but i don't talk shit about people i actually love i talk shit about people who i literally don't know um because i am no better than anybody else on the internet and i'm like this is so annoying that they did this because i see somebody said that they did that and then when it's turned on me i literally want to kill myself and i'm like can

everybody stop and then you meet them in person you're like damn they're actually they're actually that has happened to you six times in the last year and a half it's just like you relentlessly talking shit about someone and then you meet them and you're like damn i actually had a real conversation with them and i like saw their side of things and it's like you have to give me cross like i remember one time we talked about this and somebody was like i think it's so fucked up that anya openly admits to that like you want me to lie like i literally talk shit like i do and like i know that's a fault on my part shit like i do and like i know that's a fault on my part but the fault in our stars i know that's the fault in my stars but like

you have to admit i have gotten better at it like i've been biting my like i that was a new year's resolution for me was to stop saying it talking as much shit or like inviting myself to like gossip and i feel like i've been a little better at it but that's also because i've been drowning myself in different forms of media and i just haven't been on my phone as much and also i redownloaded tiktok but i made sure to fall on the part of tiktok that gives me absolute garbage nothingness and i am not on the real side i'm on the side of tiktok where like it's literally just random people from butt fuck Idaho posting shit. And I'm like, I cannot believe this person has a phone.

Like, this is crazy. My TikTok feed has been like consuming, all consuming. Like I can sit on that. It is crazy how quickly I can go from like no tiktok at all to watching it eight hours a day like it is it is terrifying how like easy it is to like fall back into that shit and it's also crazy that like it's literally mind control and it's like we're living the biggest mass psychosis event in human history and we're all being controlled by these devices in our phones and these screens in our life and like no one is ever really thinking about it or paying attention and

if you are there's nothing you can do to break the cycle and we're kind of just fucked yeah i like think about that because we've literally talked about tiktok and how much it encapsulates your life what was that? the Beyonce thing oh you don't sound I'm not even fucking trying that's the thing that's the thing about me is i wasn't even trying

just yeah but when you're saying that are you saying that because you think it sounded good and you're like whoa i sound good when i'm not trying or you do yeah okay yeah yeah yeah more that right more that than anything um anything but that that was crazy you literally like you sounded crazy also you like being unable to sit still doing that you moved like 38 000 times like if someone had to motion track you it would be like 38 000 frames of where your hand you know you know what the crazy thing is is when you are singing higher notes like that like your body's reaction is to like lift your head up but that's actually constricting your vocal cords i learned this in music class when i was singing i didn't take classes i just like know these things they come naturally to me when

i was teaching people i was teaching people oh okay yeah i was teaching people and so don't lift your head up when you're trying to sing high notes because it restricts your vocal cords you want to like keep it down and open and just let it go from the gut. Like, a lot of people are singing from the head instead of the chest. And you just want to, like, let it out. There is a thing called head voice. Should I get into it? There's, like, chest voice and head voice.

I mean, it sounds like you're pulling shit out of your ass that you maybe saw on TikTok. But, like, it just doesn't feel like you knew these things, like, beginning of your life like are you trying to convince us that you just like naturally i just figured it out yeah i just figured it out as i was going oh okay because drew is letting the girls have it and these also okay i am tired of this no more saying things are dupes you are buying a bootleg you are not buying a bootleg you are not buying a dupe you're not buying something that is similar a dupe is something similar to the thing is okay which is okay to buy dupes and bootlegs it's okay to buy dupes and bootlegs but also i'm like when i see it happening to a small company i'm like why are you doing that

to them not that a lot of the companies i see happening to our big companies and it's like whatever who cares but like can we just accept that it's a bootleg like better hills do Anastasia Betterhills. That's what a dupe would be. Anastasia Betterhills. Her being found dead in her London flat. Her London flat. She was found dead in her London flat. And that's why it's so upsetting. Stop buying bootlegs of her stuff because it goes to her family. There have been rumors going around that I died at 15.

Babes, I'm 17. And I'm still kicking. Like one day you will wake up and look back and be so shameful of the fact that you were afraid of your age. It's okay, you're turning 25. I'm the only 17-year-old in the world to grow a beard like this. Hey. Hey.

I think you have to stop. Stop with the joke. Because you're not. It's not a joke. You're not 17. It's not a joke. Okay. I just, I mean, I've known you for 10 years and you weren't seven when I met you.

I was six. You're right. But yeah, it's not a dupe. That is a bootleg. And that's okay. It's just, it's a bootleg. And that's okay. It's just, it's a bootleg. And that's okay. But also, don't buy bootlegs from small companies.

Because that's just mean. That little girl in the middle of Iowa selling off Etsy deserves her $30. Her check. Give her her check. Yeah, so what we just found out is Inya is classist. And she wants people to be poor. I also came to the conclusion

that scat lovers, like people who love being pooped on and shit on Oh, I thought you meant scat like the music No. I was like are braver in the Sorry from the jump the music no i was like i love our braver in the i believe scat lovers are braver than the marines truthfully scat is being pooped on yeah like shit on disgusting i'm sorry that's what i'm saying

because everybody's knee-jerk reaction is like ew that's fucking gross as fuck but that doesn't stop them from loving being pooped on and asking people could you imagine asking like what if like when we hooked up i was like can you poop on my chest well it's different between us because we just have this like we live in our own world when we hook up where like nothing on the outside matters so there's no social constructs of what's right and morally wrong so So like we can just do those things. But like, but asking someone. Imagine hooking up with a stranger. That's what I'm saying.

Like imagine asking someone and being like, I like, I have this, like I have this thing. Yeah. Like I have this thing. It's kind of weird. Like, I don't, I don't know if like you're in, I'm just gonna say, can you poop on my chest? What would you say? I would, I would crack the fuck up if i'm being

honest i would like destroy that person's life because i would laugh so hard if it was someone that had like an internet like was relevant at all i would make fun of them yeah i would spread that like wildflower i i wouldn't i wouldn't publicly say i would tell everybody i know i would yeah i'd spread it like wildflower like cases um it's like it's like this um yeah i would not also like the thing is you definitely have to be like seeing someone for a while before you bring that up or you're just like so far in your life that you're like i've restricted myself from having this for so long that you're meeting people on apps and that's like one of the first things i was gonna say i literally have a billion dollar idea million million dollar idea because i'm pretty sure there's like 64 poop lovers in the world but we need to figure out a way to connect them

via an app what if they're not a scat lover app and we could call it like literally scat we could call it scat and it's like it's like grinder but for poop yeah literally literally scatter um that is a that is a thousand dollar idea. Yeah, that's literally like that's worth. That's worth like maybe $200. But it's more like you have to invest $200 into it. It's not like you're not making profit off of that. How do these apps make money? Oh, you have to pay for certain apps, huh?

I've just never had a dating app because I'm not some like fucking like disgusting self-loathing loser who like needs attention like that. Attention just comes to me and I don't have to like go begging for it. Same. I'm not just so alone and like decrepit and sitting in my room and I'm disgusting and I hate myself and I just need affection and I can't find it because I'm fucking loser. Like, no, it just comes to me. That's that. i agree with that fully i would never use any of those apps i accidentally said i'm i'm fucking losers did you like that that was me checking the the thing that was i was like acting like i was left

oh that was that was really nice but yeah like i wouldn't do that either like let me see your phone let me go through your phone look it's simple let me go through your phone okay here look no give me your phone i don't think you're cheating on me i'm just like i want to go through your app store to see if you ever downloaded it because i know you don't have it on your phone right now because we're dating oh it's oh my god no that's not it that's a different there's three in a row four wait let me oh what's that what's what um what's that what is the logo like um it's an s and it says uh like scruff what's that what's that give me your phone no like oh my god you're cheating on me

what is that no that's for that's for the dog yeah you said you wanted a dog it's zoc doc but for vets oh okay yeah because i was like scruff like a scruffy dog like yeah yeah yeah yeah okay yeah that's what that is okay i got okay i got so scared you're cheating on me i think the world is ending i thought i was dying there was an earthquake the other day and i woke up with my heart racing and i looked up at my lamp and it was kind of moving a little bit and i was like oh it's gonna fall on me and it's gonna break and i wasted all of you um well the the night that the earthquake happened it's when i had the worst sore throat so let me explain my sickness um when i came back from new york i had a bit of a sore throat and then it like just kind of lingered off and like went away no big deal

then i think because i just like was overly like doing things for like the week i got back oh i'm boring you to death i'm literally boring you to death you're acting like your dad i fucking hate dating you i hate dating you i should have listened to everybody in my life i should have never fucking dated you what's up you're you know how some people say you're the best mistake I ever made You're the worst fucking mistake I ever fucking made Oh my god You were the biggest mistake Has Alexa Demi or Cindy Sweeney said that in Euphoria before?

No That is literally a line they would say You were literally the worst fucking mistake I ever made I hate every day I wake up and I look at myself And part of me is missing because of fucking you. I hate you. I hate you. I hate you.

She's sorry. She's sorry. She's sorry. What is that? You are like, you know how conservatives think that like lizard people run the country? You are one of those people. You are literally a lizard person to me. Well, I'm not conservative and I think lizard

people run the country. You're just my little star and you think things. Yes. I'm a conspiracist. No, no, no, no, I'm not. But I woke up and

Okay, why are you doing that? Don't do that. Don't show them all that oh my god we've been hanging out too much like for the past like few years because i'm getting to the point where like i keep seeing you and i want to grab you inappropriately because it'd be funny to me no it because it is funny yeah i've been i've been recently like wanting to get butt ass naked and bend over and spread my ass cheeks so y'all look at my butthole in the eye but i won't do that to you guys but i have been walking around with my hairy ass out for the past couple days. Yeah, my whispering eye. Yeah, I was in the bathroom and Josie and Drew were knocking on the door last night and they were like, come out, come out, come out, wait, come out.

Actually, we got it on video. And when I came out, it was just Drew's bare ass. And literally, like, I don't even think I had a reaction. No, at this point. Yeah, it didn't mean anything to me. Oh, and then the other day we were laying. The other day we were laying in bed and Drew was showing me something. And his pinky landed on my boob.

And he went like this way. It like landed on it. And he didn't want to make a big deal of it. And I thought I was so slick. He lifted it so slowly as if like when you're like sneaking around and you're like. I thought I was being so fucking slick too. And I was like, okay, we're just going to act like that didn't happen. But no, and he was like, where are you fucking grabbing my tit? Fucking touching my boobs and shit.

Why everybody who like mimics me gives me a voice like that. What's up with that? They give me like a deep like fucking like huckleberry thin ass voice. Oh, can you help me put my tampon in? Remember? I do. What? All right.

I woke up with the worst fucking sore throat in my life. Literally, I've never felt a sore throat like that. And I've had sore throat like pretty often or like enough times that I feel like I've had the worst of it. But it was so fucking bad that I woke up and I actually felt like I was choking and I had woken up to the earthquake and I thought I was making it up in my head. And then I just like got up and got water and I just ignored it. Remember when I said something big is coming? Coming?

Yeah. Remember when I said that? I thought you were talking about you. Oh my God. Wait, we literally did say that to Sabrina when I was like, oh, like something big is coming. And I was like, oh, it's earthquake weather. Do you remember that?

Yeah. And she was like, oh my God, is that like for real? And she got really excited. She like really wanted to see it. She's like, wait, you can predict earthquakes? And I was like, no, like you can't do that tricked our friend who doesn't live here that we would be able to like know if an earthquake is coming and she believed it because she's like from miami it's also crazy that i predicted that wow it is interesting that like i'm able to just

like kind of peer into the future lift lift the veil a little bit and just see what's like going on behind the scenes. Oh my God, that's something that I've been doing recently is like, it sounds schizoaffective, but like I've been able to like see behind the veil a little bit, like, and it's been fucking me up. Like it's literally been, oh my God, have you ever heard of like, what's it called? Shifting? I am losing you by the day. Oh my God. Have you ever heard of, um, like what's it called? Uh, shifting.

I am losing you by the day. Like by the day, I think I need to start supervising what you look at on your phone. Like you're 15. Like, have you heard of shifting? No. It's like this thing that people do where they like shift into a different reality with their like they and they build a whole other life in the reality and i've gotten on shifting tiktok and it is the craziest shit i've ever seen i need to take your phone away from you we need to like limit your screen time oh we really do yeah you've been going down like rabbit holes that i don't know about and i'm like how did you get there josie looks awful right now um oh my god but you know what i i do agree with you i feel like i have seen behind the veil but in like a crazy way because on my birthday guys it

was my birthday i know don't even talk to me about it i will we almost made it all the way through without you crying on your birthday this year but it was a happy cry this year yeah um but i i've been crying all week alone in silence yikes just keep keep that weird sad shit to yourself sunday fun day let's leave it at that i don't even want to say it god forbid it gets left on camera um i'll tell you after damn but it gets left on camera um i'll tell you after damn yeah yeah just you know my god um but yeah you know it's just a fun fucking time of my life but um oh oh my god why'd you constrict my finger just trying to pull it over to me but keep going um but on my birthday i got so fucking high and also i i know i've been talking about like drinking and like getting high a lot on the podcast which is like a stark like difference from the beginning but i am going on a break

also like i do want to clarify like it's not a problem like i'm not getting like blacked out and shit it's literally like it's not that bad but um but i am going on a sober streak because i just got really sick and i was thinking about it and just contemplating my usage and i've just been really bored so then i'll accept any chance to go out and get a drink but I'm gonna go on a sober streak because it will make me feel really good and I will feel way healthier and it's kind of like a tolerance break but it's not really because what like I'm stretching my tolerance from like five milligrams of weed to like back to like being able to get high as fuck off one milligram but I got so fucking high and you know what was freaking me out is because like i haven't even like explained this in detail but my gorgeous friends took me to a gorgeous dinner and it was super sweet i got all dressed up it was very nice i paid for it okay yeah it was 960 and i paid for it

oh my god you literally didn't fucking pay me back i also didn't pay you for like the cleaners or something else or something else i had to pay oh my god i'm literally just everyone's punching back everybody uses me from my financial literacy it's like oh my god drew drew can you pay for this drew can you pay for that yeah i'll pay for it but if you pay me back and then i just don't get paid back oh and oh but it's your fault because you didn't ask for the money no i should have people around me and in my life that want to pay me back aren't excited to pay me back to get that debt off their shoulders yeah you're my david dobik yeah i'll never forget that it's bad but that's for another time no we shouldn't get it yeah no you're gonna be done if we get into that

well i think what happened was we were at dinner and like i didn't really want a drink because again like i was like i'm so over having drinks and the drinks at the restaurant weren't really sitting right with my palate so i was like whatever i'll just have an edible like orion has edibles i'll just take one off of her orion has a way higher tolerance than me but I just didn't think anything of it usually if I have a drink and I get high after like I will never get too high it's just like balance it out for me that's not what happened I took half of this edible I might have even taken less than half which was less than five milligrams and I think what happened was I fully forgot i took it and when we were

getting up to leave we're like walking around and stuff and before i know it i'm sitting in the passenger seat of the car with the worst cotton mouth of my life and i was like and we passed all the gas stations in malibu because i just felt bad because i didn't want us to have to stop because like like i was just like whatever i'll hold out but i had the worst car mouth ever and then orion played the song that made me really think about the people in my life and then it just like set me into like i'm not kidding like i genuinely do not believe i'm somebody who needs to take shrooms because if this is how intense i can feel emotionally off of just being high off of weed i do not believe that true i think shrooms would push me too far and i would

have a fucking break because i get so i was just so overwhelmed it was dry it was like actually insane like i was literally thinking about my whole life and like what it means for me to be alive and what my connections to everybody i know means and all like the love i have and like all these things that I was just feeling so overwhelmed that I started sobbing and then it started freaking me out because I was like oh I am so high right now that I like can't control how much I'm crying and then I was with all my closest friends in the world and I was just like so happy but then it got to the point where we were sitting on the couch and I was literally freaking out looking at all of you it was because we were

watching RuPaul's Drag Race and I think that's the most dangerous show you can watch on weed like also i think hallucinogens and weed are the devil i've made that decision also you know what didn't help is i saw a video of someone talking about weed and especially when you consume it rather than smoke it how it has it releases the same chemical compounds as a psychedelic into your system. And for a lot of people, it will act as a psychedelic. And I have been thinking about that a lot recently because every time I get high, I literally, I'm like, oh, this has to be what shrooms are. And I know people who like love shrooms are going to be like, it's nowhere close.

I don't care. For me, bada bing, bada boom. Like same thing. Doesn't make a difference um but that was also in my head and then that was for you me as that because i was like oh my god did i accidentally just take like did i accidentally just get like super high like on a psychedelic on my birthday like what's happening and i was just thinking so much i did put pcp into your dream oh my god that that's that's what did it yeah that had to happen what did it

this woman in uh the gift shop at this restaurant um yeah was like she had such good vibes she was going around hitting all the wind chimes and shit which that there there was like a frequency of sound that I've literally never felt in my life it was more of like a feeling than a sound and it was the most beautiful thing ever and I was like oh I want to buy that giant ass wind, it was more of like a feeling than a sound. And it was the most beautiful thing ever. And I was like, oh, I want to buy that giant ass wind chime. It was like $50,000. Not actually, but it was really fucking expensive. But anyway, she had good vibes.

And then she was with her husband, I'm assuming. And right when I walked in, they were all staring at me. And I was like, this is like really weird. Like, why is everybody looking at me? And I was like, do I have something on my face? Like, I guess it is weird that i'm at this restaurant and i'm looking the way i am like this is a nice restaurant whatever i didn't think too much of it i was really insecure though and then like he everyone started like smiling and like smirking at me and i was like am i in a nightmare like literally what is happening right now like why is everyone laughing at me

and then like i walked past this guy and he's like really like, like laughing under his breath, looking at me. And then his wife walks back over to him. And like, I make like a round around and they're just like following me on the entire, entire time. And I'm like, actually what is happening?

And then right before I leave, like the wife picks up a book of Jesus Christ and was like, this is you, this is literally you. And she like points it. And I have a picture of the picture. Oh yeah, I wanna see it so bad because I don't think I saw it. But yeah, she said I looked like Jesus Christ

and in her defense, I literally did because my hair looked like that. Oh, for real. But yeah, that was my story. Really grasping at straws here for me. I don't think we have mold poisoning anymore. I think we have like carbon monoxide poisoning or like a little gas leak in the house.

Yeah. Somewhere. There's got to be a gas leak somewhere, whether it's the boiler room or like the AC is just pumping gas into our house or something. Or we just need to forfeit and finally go on medication. No. To normalize our brain.

Absolutely not. Absolutely not. Yeah, right. Right. I agree. I will not take normal pills. Normal shouldn't be in the dictionary. You know what the new word in the fucking Webster's dictionary is?

Goblin mode. And I'm literally not lying that's so sad they added it and it's it's goblin mode and it means to be what do you think it means what do you think i don't know because i've never heard that term like how just off the top like just like when people are like oh i'm on demon mode like i'm doing like naughty things that's what i thought but it's literally the exact opposite it's like being like a slob and like lazy and shit like that like how many times have you said that um literally no one i've literally never heard it once i guess a part of me is annoyed at things like that being added to the dictionary

but like they're gonna have to be able to deconstruct what the fuck we were talking about in 40 years when they look back at everything we were saying and the people are not going to have any context clues of why the fuck we sound like this because we sound like idiots and i really want to stop saying like as much because i hear myself talk all the time we always listen to the episodes i'm always listening to myself say like but i just don't know how to not do that because i speak so fast so i guess what i have to do is have pauses there's like a buffer there that the word like is like a buffer for you yeah it's it's fully is but i'm gonna attempt to not do it as much although i think i did it quite a lot in this episode because the when i was

talking about the birthday thing i think i said like probably 8 000 times yeah right right i think we should replace it with right right i yeah i don't know why i say like all the time like i want to like literally know why it's in my vocabulary because like oh literally there it is it fully is just a buffer because i feel like but see using it in that context it makes sense i feel like most people who don't say like as much say um because i've been paying attention a lot to how people who are just talking constantly speak and they'll usually go, but that's what I was thinking. And, um, and they'll say, um, a bunch. And like is for the quicker, uh, quicker speakers. Yeah.

I, um, oh, I just said, um, and like, uh, I was really insecure by in the beginning of the podcast, but then I got over it because i don't give a fuck what people think about me also people are really quick to point out saying like a bunch but listen to yourself you just don't realize you do it because you're not being recorded and there is no video evidence of you doing it but i feel like it's so common especially within younger people although i get really like upset with myself when i watch people who i kind of look up to speak for a long period of time and they don't say like and it makes me really sad because i'm i'm at a loss for words you're at a lack of words something has shifted in this space not and not pointing it out as josiah but like something has shifted in the last like 10 minutes do you feel that yeah this has

just been a hard episode because i have nothing to give the world because i oh my god we were at a meeting yesterday and i was freaking the fuck out it was the most schizophrenic i've ever seen any of my entire life and i was like no like please like turn it on like just turn on like normal person please i couldn't do it i could you know what also does it help is we were with our manager who at this point i feel so comfortable around that i don't have to put on my fake business hat and act like i know what the fuck i'm doing at any point so that didn't help but also because i am just so fucking congested in the head right now i can't hear as well if that makes sense i just am suffering from like congestion all around and brain fog and we were at this restaurant yesterday and it was like full of like exactly what people make fun of la for

when you know when people are like oh la is so like this and then normal people will be like that is not what la is la has all of this and rarely are we in the situation where it's very recognizable all the fucking transplants are in a room us included and i'm just looking around and i'm thinking about it's just freaking me out and I'm like what are we doing here why are we here and then that was freaking me out and then I'm like getting questioned about like my career and what I want to do with my life and I was just freaking the fuck out because I could also barely hear people so I couldn't be as witty because I literally like I already have a hard time listening because I'm always waiting for my turn to talk but now i really couldn't hear so people were talking to me and like making jokes to me and i was just like dude that area just has the worst fucking vibes possible it's the scariest we also

just had such like a weird day yesterday like we we experienced something we've never experienced before early in the other day and then we had to go have an in-person meeting which is something we haven't done in so long and meet new people and like it is like just weird industry shit that like yeah i don't know that like i don't know i don't know how to navigate it industry day yeah i've been shifting recently into my alternate reality oh this whole episode yeah i have like a like anytime you see me staring off into the distance i'm shifting into a different realm and it's me with my family of five years oh yeah oh it's like you built a family no i'm it's a distant like future so i built like i literally like like made them

oh like i didn't like have sex with someone and make babies like i literally like like made them oh like i didn't like have sex with someone and make babies like i just like like put it together okay yeah like you know the scene from robots um where they build their child oh yeah yeah they forget the penis that's kind of what i have going on in my world all right well thank you guys so much for watching this episode super awesome oh yeah sweet wow thank you Josie my media

of the week is Saturday Morning Doze by Ernest Hood I like to be with you in the sun Bridget St. John by the time I get to Phoenix Glen Campbell and me Mayor Venganza La India

that's my and Tonight Tonight by the Smashing Pumpkins that's my media oh and then my movie is we watched Bottle Rocket and it was fucking awesome Bottle Rocket was sick it was so inspiring too

to like like Josh was explaining how it was created and like he just ran it was so inspiring too to like like josh was explaining how it was created and like he just ran it was it bill murray he ran into bill murray wes anderson and was like uh they like kind of really got along and he was talking about this movie he needed to be made and bill murray literally gave him like a blank check for this movie and was like how much money do you need to make this movie and he was like eighty thousand dollars so they made bottle rocket on eighty thousand dollars and it's good proof that you don't need a lot of money to make good movies which like i never thought that but like you do need some money but um also uh it was crazy because like the entire time i was like this

place is so familiar where they're filming. It looks so familiar. And they filmed a lot of the movie 30 minutes from my hometown in Texas, which I thought was really, really green out. And then we deep dived on all of them, all the characters in the movie. To be fair, that is equivalent to $150,000 today. Word. So it's quite a lot of money. Mine is Bittersweet Symphony by The Verve.

Erase slash rewind the cardigans. Hey. I've kind of been on a Cure the Cure binge recently I've never really listened to the Cure like that I have by proxy like we've all heard every song they've ever made but Friday I'm in Love by the Cure

is really cute I've just been like in Porcelain by Moby like Josh described it perfectly it's like like at the end of a movie a song plays and it's like the happiest song ever because they like won they like did the thing they were trying to do or they got the person they were trying to get like whatever it ends up being and it's just like like celebration music kind of and that's kind of been my vibe it's just really happy

music um this playlist is so that although it's it's like a playlist somebody made me um oh god where is it but this it but literally all of the songs on this playlist are so like that like we did it i was thinking about doing that the other day driving home after doing our first and only self-tape ever and like that was our first and only self-tape ever. That was our first and only one together. And being in the car ride home being like, wow, we got the role. We're going to be famous movie stars. Wait, why did I just get the part? Also, Somebody Else's Guy by Jocelyn Brown.

And what movie? What movie should I say? Let me check the old letterbox. How the fuck did y'all find our letterboxd and like how the fuck did y'all find our letterboxd like we haven't mentioned them by name 26 times i just don't think i've said the name of the letterboxd more than once i have to stand up sorry How the fuck do I get to my... There we go. You watched me spit, you nasty boy. Josiah watched me spit.

I have media as well. Okay, let's hear it. Let's hear it, babes. My movie is Parasite. My song is a is Doris Mangled I'm looking at your nasty ass feet under the

table I know his toes my first song is finger fuck a chick by Jocelyn Hernandez okay

respect respect and Parasite actually is because I watched Triangle of Sadness and I was like yeah it's alright

babe like I saw it Triangle of Sadness is a it i won't let you sadness is a masterpiece i won't let you put triangle sadness also finding such a good movie finding out that the girl at the end or not at the end but the girl is dead she died before the movie was released changes the entire ending of the movie yeah really yeah and she killed that she fucking slayed out for that role um okay well that was the episode it's crazy how last week everyone was like i think this is the best episode they've ever done like now this week is going to be the worst episode yeah easily

easily the worst episode we've ever done something was wrong well i'm really fucking sick yeah no i feel fucking crazy right now i feel off and josiah's here so it's like yeah it's because we don't have fucking kai okay i don't know about that. Yeah. All right. Bye. Bye. Literally numb. I thought I was like on the wire. Outro Music