Emergency Intercom - content warning

Episode Date: October 6, 2023

Drew and Enya discuss where they are mentally for the first 20 minutes of this episode and it’s quite spooky actually…. Drew really seems not okay!!! Then they talk about Taylor swift and her new partner OOoooOooOoo (Drew’s really angry) finally they talk about when where why and what! Peace and love  Go to https://www.Zocdoc.com/INTERCOM and download the Zocdoc app for FREE. Then find and book a top-rated doctor today. Follow Enya on Insta: @EnyaUmanzor Follow Drew on Insta: @DrewPhillips09 To listen to the podcast on YouTube: bit.ly/EmergencyIntercomPodYT Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: bit.ly/EmergencyIntercom If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: bit.ly/EmergencyIntercom Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hey Spotify, this is Javi. My biggest passion is music. And it's not just sounds and instruments. It's more than that to me. It's a world full of harmonies with chillers. From streaming to shopping, it's on Prime. Welcome to this episode of Emergency Day Intercom. I am the main host, Enya Yemanzor, and this is my co-host, Drew Phillips. Hello, hello, hello.

I like that you ate that. I was expecting like a little fight to break out. Well, I'm not about drama. Like, it's none of this drama shit that everyone wants to happen all the time. Like I'm not about that shit. I'm here to fucking work. I'm here to do my fucking job. I'm here to love unconditionally. And I'm here to fucking die.

None of that drama shit. I don't think I've ever heard your chair sound that loud in my life. Like I don't know if my stop, I'm going to hit you. It might be this new happy nine nine shirt that's really lit and that you probably don't have but really want if my lawyer is wearing if your lawyer wearing this you going to jail bro i'm going to fucking like i'm literally the lawyer sending you to jail in my happy nine nine in her biscuit hills in her biscuit heels her j Junior Watanabe skirt, her happy 99. Her crazy, the best fit you've ever seen ever. Dude, it's going to be so awesome when like Elisa, if you don't know, Elisa is one of our close friends who is one of our only smart friends.

Who got like a full ride, like literally like boss bitch bitch intelligent woman lawyer and sometimes when i'm out with her i'm like damn bitch you just be going to school and learning and me i don't feel real and i think i'm schizophrenic that's the duality of woman that's a new arc friend yeah that's how we know feminism hasn't failed us because i can be doing the life i live and elisa can be doing the life like both things that weren't allowed at one point yeah me being stupid and actually people have always wanted women to be stupid i'm actually going against feminism by existing exactly you're actually the one thing causing the fall of feminism also you don't cook and oh i forgot

to button this up do you want me to button up for you yeah because you know you never will but or lack thereof looks like and you know that you will never will i'll go out tonight but i haven't got a stitch to wear i'll go out tonight i literally never listened to the smiths i haven't either I just know that from TikTok a girl that loves the Smiths do you smoke cigarettes do you smoke cigarettes

no cause that's fucking nasty why would I do that girl who smokes cigarettes what did I do well how have you been oh my god long time no see yeah we didn't see each other for almost two weeks um okay mcdonald's that place was fucking terrible i sold my stake in the company for 300 million dollars you sold your managerial position at mcdonald's

yeah i was like the cfo oh okay yeah i had to it was like um you know that show like where they send a billionaire like to oversee their company and they like have to work in the trenches with their employees and then at the end they're like i want to pay for your college yeah um that's what i was doing essentially except they didn't have cameras on me and shit but you were just doing it out of the kindness of your heart yeah well I'm the CSG at um McDonald's what is that it's the

cock sucking general oh nice cause like it's like you know how a lot of like we workspaces have like the mental health awareness like rooms or a cunty stupid girl I was trying so hard when you were talking like i was ignoring the fuck out of you trying to think of something funny for cfo i was like cock fucking operator

right how have you been um awful but that's okay actually i haven't been awful i just don't think i'm real but i miss about it i feel like I've been saying that for the past like three years is all I say when it comes to my mental health is like I don't feel real or I feel sad but I got back to LA I was in Miami for my little sister's quinceanera and I got back and I was in the kitchen in the like the first morning I was here and I felt not real like I didn't feel like a real person. I felt like I was impersonating myself. Like that's literally what I've been going through. That's what I went through in Texas. Yeah. Like I was just like, oh, I'm I don't know how to describe it. Like somebody one time commented when I described falling asleep and I was like, dude, I could like feel my body

and like whatever. Someone was like, yeah, and he was just describing like bodily awareness, which is like something most normal people just have. And that freaks me out because I am so disconnected from my body. Like, I don't know what I'm supposed to feel. Like, do people just feel their body? Because I feel like I don't feel my body. Like, I feel like I'm literally just like a brain.

And you've been doing an insane amount of ketamine also, by the way. Yeah. So that doesn't help because it just like makes me more and more disconnected. But yeah, I don't feel my body. Like when I pick things up, like. I'm not aware of my body either. Yeah, I like don't know how to describe it. Like I don't feel like I feel it the way I'm supposed to. But yeah, when I was in the kitchen, I was like, Oh my god, I don't

feel real. I was touching everything in that corner. And genuinely convincing myself that I am a puppet. Like I feel like a marionette toy and somebody has me up here. And like the only part of my body that has senses is my like brain. I mean, if you think about it, we literally are brains and then meat sacks. Yeah. Literally, that's literally it. And I think I don't know. But I was like in Texas going through the same fucking thing.

Like, dude, I have like always been like okay with death like for myself um or so i thought and i like for the first time like it was bad y'all i don't even know what the fuck it was but i was like confronting my own mortality and like confronting like the mortality of my family and friends and it was just like so fucking bizarre and like thinking about like what happens next like is there an afterlife is there like um is it like when you're in the womb where you don't feel anything there's like nothing there's literally nothing i can't even imagine nothing like before life is that how it is which i pray to fucking god it's just nothing like turn off. But I have a sneaking suspicion that, like... There's something else.

Yeah, our souls go somewhere. Or, like, we literally are trapped in hell or something. And I know I make that joke all the time. But, like, sometimes, like, I'm like, damn, like, what if, like, this is it? And I just relive this life over and over again. I'd be like, damn, I must have been good in, like, my real life. Because, like, this is a lit-ass life. But also... I know, if this is hell... to like confront your mortality like i just was like sitting in my room like fucking sobbing thinking about like my family

dying and like me never being able to see them again and like then i started thinking about y'all and i was like holy shit like i don't know and then I just started thinking about like time dilation and how quickly like life has been ramping and speeding up and like the first 12 15 16 years 18 years of my life were like so slow I felt like I literally like was 18 forever and now the last four years of my life have just fucking blasted by and it's terrifying and then I'll like talk to an older person about it and they're like buckle up bud like it only gets quicker and i'm like don't fucking tell me that like i don't need to hear that that's fucking terrifying like it's so scary also this life is so short this is really such a blanket answer to that or like not answer but thing to throw in I will say I feel every time once August is done it feels like

the year blasts through and it's because also taking into account where people who we go and see our family a lot at the end of the year for holidays and we just naturally are moving around more at the end of the year because we're trying to make up for the time that we quote unquote feel like we wasted in the beginning of the year so that has to do with it but i do agree like thinking about my teen years it feels like they lasted forever but then i try to grow on myself because i think about the fact that we're only in our mid-20s old as fuck literally old like nasty old fucking hags like i literally hate it like that's another thing i was like holy shit like i'm a 25 year old man like making poop and fart jokes and dressing the way

i dress like that's not normal i need to fucking grow up and become trad and like i need to like settle down with a partner and have a family your family literally we all got that nuclear family in us it's about if you want to tap in or not i know like maybe my grandma was right like maybe she was right bro but i think it's also easy because we haven't i'm trying to also i want to set the record straight sorry for cutting you off i am actually 17 yeah that was my altar that came out that was really fucking weird. But I'm back. I'm back, y'all. Oh, you was being weird. What the fuck was he talking about? But a majority of our life so far, we've spent it as children. And I think about that a lot.

When I think about how I feel right now, how I feel really lost, I feel unaccomplished. I feel as if I should have more done. And I feel all these pressures of what I want to get done, whether it be for myself or for my family. And that's something that really burdens me when I go back to Miami, because as we all know, all I talk about is coming from a broke family. And I think everybody who comes from that, and this is just me speaking on my personal experience, but most people want to, and you're kind of embedded with the idea to provide for them. And I get really caught up in that. And you know that I get really caught up in the ideas of how I can provide for my family when I am still really young myself, and I'm still learning how to provide for myself. And then I just always think about how we have spent majority of our life as children so far. It's not even half adulthood, half childhood yet. Because in my head at this point, I think we both look at our 18 year old selves and we think you were a child.

I even look back at my 20 year old self and I'm like, dude, you were a child. You still had so much to figure out. You were so lost. You were so confused. You had so much growing to do. So then when you put it in that perspective, I think that's when I feel better about my age, because I am hitting the point that you hit when you were 24, I think, where you started looking at 25, 26, 27, and they felt so close versus when you're 23, even 25 felt far. Yeah. And I always just try to remind myself that I have lived majority of my life as a child yet. I am just now coming into my adulthood and I have time and it's okay and i'm not old and i don't have to live literally an old person saying they're not old like i'm not old i swear

you know i i know i know that yeah but i know what you're saying though because it's so scary also i don't know how to fucking fix it either you know what i was thinking about i was like damn like i really did take this year to be like my year of rest and relaxation where like at the beginning of the year I was like I don't want to travel as much I kind of want to just fucking chill and like fucking plant some roots for the year and like weather the storm and just like fucking chill and like I didn't really do any of that but I was like like as much as I've spent my life online, like I was like consumed about like posting online and like my whole it was my identity was like posting online. So I took a step back for this last year and was like, I'm not going to post as much online. I'm going to do the podcast.

I'm going to do my things. And like I have to feed myself. So I'm going to post every once in a while, but I'm really going to take a step back. And I'm starting to realize like my life felt slower when i was posting online so i'm gonna start posting online and becoming like psycho again and like literally doing that and like reverting back to like all my unhealthy habits because life felt better when i was unhealthy that's what i realized is like when i like cut soda out of my diet like nothing about me changes i'm just less happy like Like I'm just like, I don't

drink soda or like when I'm like, oh, like I can't have that bag of candy. I'm like fucking sad about it. But when I eat that bag of candy, I feel fucking fine. Like it's so annoying. Like that's how I've been feeling. And this is not to promote the usage of this boo. I know, I know, I know. That's literally I feel about I was watching that thing yesterday that was talking about nicotine and how it's bad for you. And I genuinely was looking at it. I was like, this means nothing to me. Like, what are you telling me right now?

It doesn't mean anything to me. It goes in one ear out the other because when I are you promoting nicotine right now? That's what I feel. That's crazy. You're crazy. But don't do it because any addictive habit that is not healthy for you is bad for you but um you know from my family line you pick and choose what you're gonna get addicted to yeah same same same but the mortality thing reminds me is i think you know more than anybody

i literally will convince myself something bad is gonna to happen. And it's just like, I have a gut feeling. I have a gut feeling. I have a gut feeling. I have a gut feeling. But I had a moment at the airport that was so odd. Okay. So I was sitting at my parents house before I went to my flight. And I just had this like, heavy feeling. I always get a heavy feeling before a flight because I love you. Yeah, I know. I like literally have convinced myself something bad is gonna happen to me every time because now i have like a weird fear of planes but it's not even a not a weird fear you watched plane crash compilations for like six months and now i'm like compulsively attached to the idea that i'm like something i just know i know i know like you can't convince me not whatever um i'm a different thing but i was sitting there and i was like wow what are the

chances that i die naturally versus by accident whatever so i looked that up because i was really convinced in that moment i was like damn you know what i don't think i'm gonna die of natural causes i think i'm gonna be murdered or something like something really bad it's gonna happen to me soon and i'm like something really bad is gonna happen to me before i turn 26 i just have this feeling well i did write down something big is coming i thought you were gonna say i did write down something bad is gonna happen i might have written that down let's check so i looked that up and then i also have just like ptsd from loss whatever like boo boo boo everyone that. Every time I say bye to my family or my friends, I'm also genuinely convinced, knock on wood,

that it's going to be the last time I'm going to see them. Like it's a big thing for me. But this time when I was saying bye to my family, I like shockingly didn't sob. Like I teared up, but I usually like sob on the way to the airport. And this time I just teared up a little. But then that made me feel really weird because I was like,

something deeper is happening right now, but I'm not going to think about it, but something deeper is happening. And then I was like, I should have hugged my dad longer. Knock on wood, knock on wood. Even saying that out loud is literally terrifying. But I was like,

I shouldn't hug my dad longer. I feel like something's going to happen to me or something's going to happen, blah, blah, blah. Again, I was just like, but let me rest because I don't feel the anxiety I usually feel about this I feel so weird I got to the airport and when I got on the tram to go to my terminal there was a man in the tram who his vibe was just so fucking suspicious first of all his outfit which like that sounds stupid but he's wearing like a bright pink shirt like green basketball shorts like crocs and like colorful tie-dye socks and then his suitcase was really

tiny what are you wearing and then he had a spider-man full mask covering his face he's entering the airport like this so in my head i was like cool he's gonna fucking shoot me like he's gonna kill me he's the killer because we live in america and if anybody is looking that suspicious going to a big public place it's a red flag but i didn't get scared or like act the way i feel like i would have because i was genuinely convincing myself he was gonna kill me but i felt such an eerie calm about it i've been doing where i was like i literally started telling myself i was likeerie calm about it i've been doing where i was like i literally started telling myself i was like wow all these times i've been so fearful of like my ending and

my doom but maybe when it comes to me i will feel like this i'll just feel so calm and accepting the life that i've had and i'm so grateful for the life that i had and like literally like thinking like that convinced this man with me alone on the train is gonna fucking kill me um and then obviously he didn't kill me he's just a fucking freak and he definitely got in trouble because why are you wearing a spider-man mask like fully covering your face at the airport but that's a different that's what i think about like all the time though is like literally what if like all of the stupid things like me like drinking like mixing alcohol and Ambien and fucking Percocet all at once when I was like 17 years old and like blackout drunk and sitting on the floor

laying there and like my whole body vibrating. I'm like, what if I literally did die there? And like all of these moments where like, I like, I'm like, what if I died? Like, what if I did die in this moment? Like, what if I just fell asleep and died in my sleep and then like i wake up in the same body in the same life but little things are different and what if that's the mandela effect i know it sounds weird but like that's literally how i think i'm just like what if like every time i'm like i don't know it's hard to verbalize but i like literally just that's what i've been thinking about also and like what if in the afterlife there's no good pussy for me to eat like literally what am i gonna do like how am i gonna mac on box and shit bro because that's something you think about is like giving head in the afterlife yeah yeah

like i guess you are a feminist by nature so it's like no matter what you don't even have to reciprocate like i literally just mac box i'm a munch i'm a munch. I'm a munch. I'm literally a munch. Yeah. That was our really morbid opening. I know we're literally gonna have to put a trigger warning. Like the title is just trigger warning. Hey guys, like,

and subscribe. But I do have something I want to talk about that could fix everything. I really do think this would fix everything for us. So, you know, those videos of the staircases and they have the glass jar throw everything down yes and they have like the sodas also the beer like literally every single time the beer bottle is gonna get it like the beer bottle is gonna hit

every fucking time but i also did the numbers because i'm fucking nosy um of how much money these accounts are making and like this this is based off of like my experience and like other people who's in this industry and like how much money they make off of TikTok video views. I still don't understand TikTok income. So they implemented like this new feature where like if your video is a minute long, like your CPM, which is how much money you

make per 1000 views skyrockets it goes like incredibly high like if the video is one minute long and based off the people around me and like collecting that data the statistical data in my mind and seeing how much they've made i've been able to extrapolate how much money these um accounts make when they roll the bottles the og account like there's like rules that you have to get set up so it wasn't like from the first video he made he was making this much money or they how much money they were making whatever they probably posted three videos they meet met the requirements of like uh 55 000 watch hours which like sounds astronomical but once you're getting hundreds of millions of views it's not that hard to get um but anyways these accounts like within the first month that they

are made like if it hits like the algorithm and like tiktok is like feeling good about this page they're making 180 grand a month plus like and that's off of like six videos and like obviously there's like some investment like you have to fucking buy like 20 bottles's off of like six videos and like obviously there's like some investment like you have to fucking buy like 20 bottles of soda and like do you know where they're filming these because i feel like they're in like somewhere deep in europe or some shit like they're all foreign i feel like a lot of them are foreign like from out of america which also i don't know if the cpm rates are the same but sometimes they're higher like i can see like where the cpm rates are higher and like in europe i get paid more per thousand views.

I don't know. It's really interesting. But basically all that's to say that like you, one thing about Enya is she's going to spill. Like she's going to cause a big mess. This episode is brought to you by Samsung Galaxy. Ever captured a great night video only for it to be ruined by that one noisy talker? With Audio Erase on the new Samsung Galaxy S25 Ultra,

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we're happy we're really really happy yeah um but yeah so we can fix everything wrong in our lives if we start pouring bottles of uh opaque liquid down staircases with marbles inside. I really love the nail ones. I love the nail ones. And the glass beer bottles, I swear to God. They pop so good. Every time they just, they like fizz up. Yeah, they are really good.

It's really good. It's the carbonation. They got to start, they have to implement like like mexican cokes like glass coke bottles topo chico oh a topo chico would fuck no a topo chico would be literally a hydrogen bomb like it would be like an h-bomb um also i have another fix for us i think what i'm gonna start doing is like intentionally falling on like sidewalks or like asphalt or whatever and giving myself no no yes but i'm gonna give myself like cuts on my knees like you know and then i'm gonna go to the bathroom really quickly after and pour hydrogen peroxide and alcohol into my

just so i can feel something like and i think that will get us back in tune with our bodies yeah i was thinking like maybe we need like acupuncture or something i don't know well no we need to be medicated yeah what i need is to see a psychiatrist and like get on medication but i don't want to rely on big parma like i don't want to be a part of big parma parmesan cheese that's still one of the best things i've ever said the kardashians pushing dairy like that will always be i will never forget that was one of the first moments where i was high where i was like i'm really seeing through the veil like i am seeing past the other side like they are brainwashing evil

evil they're brainwashing us to drink milk like all of it is so evil i'm back to milk though low-key like i am yeah i'm like back to dairy fully and i've been back to dairy like i've always been a cheese eater like i've always been a cheesy girl yeah like i'm a cheesy girl dude and the best fucking cheese oh my god i had it back in texas is to pick between your toes after you haven't washed your feet in like weeks and just like fucking get that that's what you were gonna say she's oh my god i'll fuck a little bit i don't have foreskin i want my foreskin back we can get you some you really can you can you can like get it back yeah but it's just not the same like it doesn't have all the same uh like nerves nerve endings and whatnot um maybe that's what you should put your money towards

investing because like you can make a whole company like axe the blind boxes and make foreskin yeah like no more toys just do four cents it's like there's so many companies like that that like prey upon people who just have like a different perception of reality like in john wilson did you watch no you didn't watch it but this doesn't get with that show oh my god this doesn't give show sucks what is your issue sucks bro well this doesn't give much away about this episode but the last episode it's talking about like this company that claims it will freeze your body and your brain so that in a hundred years they'll take you back to life whatever there's no proof it works whatever but so many people do it and it's really expensive like it's like 150 000 um just to start and then

that doesn't count on like i think paying off your tube that your body stays in when do you freeze yourself at what point in your life it's when you die so when you die your body will come back as an elderly nasty fucking gross well i think if you killed yourself and you signed up for it, you would live like this. So it depends on how committed you are. But some people just keep their head because they're like, I want a new body. And people will, like, arrange that they get each other's body. Bitch, I'm getting somebody with a huge pear tip, a huge butt, and a big vibrator. Yeah, that sounds lit.

I mean, back mean back like in the future we'll probably have like vibrating penis attachments cyborgs like we're literally gonna we're already like becoming cyborgs like like literally like we literally already are and like oh bitch i forgot about this but um like that whole elon musuralink, I swear to God, I'm going to be one of the first people to get it. And he, it got cleared for like FDA trials. Um, and I lied on them and said I was like, um, met the requirements. Um, so I could be on the list. What were the requirements? appearing blind or have like some sort of conditions so i'm gonna get it i'm gonna get on the list we can make you blind yeah i'm gonna get neuro link i'm gonna change the world like next time the jewel spits in my mouth i'll just spit it into your eyes yes blindly um okay what else do i got um okay i have i need lotion so in the last episode, we were talking about Pompeii, right?

Tell me why I literally predicted the next natural world disaster, the volcano in Europe. You ever heard about that? Yeah, you fucking wouldn't shut up in the group chat. Nobody said anything. I know, no one fucked with me. No one replied to it.

Because all Drew does is get in the group chat and give his doomsday report and then disappears. You literally come into the group chat, give a doomsday report, and then, like, leave. Yeah, well, no one inquires about it, so I just dip. But, like, if you would inquire about it, I have a lot of knowledge. The second, the world's second. So there's a caldera of volcanoes in Italy, around Italy. I think it's the second most powerful earthquake if it were to explode

behind yellowstone we all know about yellowstone like that shit's gonna be the end of humanity in 50 000 years that shit's not even gonna explode don't even worry about that the caldera volcanoes have become active what if i put a bomb in yellowstone though would that shake something up and make something happen or would it just be like i mean maybe if like the earthquake was strong enough it could but yeah just know um italy europe like you're down tremendously bad winter is coming like in our lifetime there's gonna be a um we thought it was gonna be a nuclear winter but it's gonna be a volcanic winter and the soot and the ash that's launching the atmosphere is gonna create like a big cloud that stays over earth and

it's just going to get really cold and sun's not going to be able to penetrate to it and we're going to have acid rain and shit good luck good luck y'all that's it that's all you have to say is good luck yeah i don't think we have anybody who lives in like italy and stuff who listens to us like i can't imagine i mean it's gonna affect the whole world oh but i mean i think we're so far from italy though it's a big fucking volcano like how big like big as fuck like like as big as a city like it's like as big as it's actually funny they have like cities right on the edge and i think they started evacuating some of those cities or they had like a 72 hour evacuation plan in place because

it's become active again um it's uh what's the big city at the very tip of the boot um uh it's like name name italian i know there's like sicily and milan might be milan but no that's it i don't fucking know Italy. City in Italy. Let's look it up. Bologna. There's a fucking city called Bologna. I have no damn whether it's not a city. Naples?

I think it's Naples. Yeah. Yeah, it's Naples. Damn. You know what's fucked up is I was supposed to go to Italy this summer, and since I didn't, this is probably why it's happening. Didn't you go? The place is mad. No, I went to up is I was supposed to go to Italy this summer. And since I didn't, this is probably why it's happening. Didn't you go?

The place is mad. No, I went to Spain and Portugal. Portugal. Second quake in days shakes Italy volcano. Ooh, guys, it's literally coming. Wait, was there another earthquake there? Yeah, they've had like a few there, which is why everyone's kind of like worried. They like oh it's called a i don't know how to fucking say it campy flagreer camp flognaw yeah it's camp flognaw the people jumping for

tyler's set is gonna like cause an earthquake what do you have to say do you got anything um yeah actually i have a lot to say to you because i'm pissed at you um no but i do want to give my conspiracy theory um everybody got that nationwide alert this week and they weren't clear about why we were getting the alert i didn't read what it was because i was like you literally can't um it was just a test yeah it was like a test of the system but they weren't saying why they were like oh they're just testing out the new wireless system for like to see if we ever had a national emergency if we needed to send something out bitch be clear it's because y'all think we're gonna get fucking bombs like nuclear bombs are

headed our way soon and you just want to like like test it out so that the country can be like well we we had a system to tell our citizens it's not necessarily on us whatever but what i was thinking is bitch if a nuclear bomb is headed this way i don't want to fucking know like i don't want to spend the last moments of my evacuate where where the fuck am i gonna run bitch i'm gonna outrun a nuclear blast yeah no i'd rather just be in peace and silence and not know that my death was upon me or that like the destruction of everything i know and love was upon me i'd rather just be at home high as fuck playing fortnite just in my own little world doing my silly little thing and then in a split of an eye like i like in the blink of an eye i'm done i don't

want to know how are you surviving a bomb is not gonna kill me can we get in the fridge or is that a myth that's a myth i think not with that fridge at least i think it has to be one of the shmagma fridges the smeg ones the ones in nuketown like I'm not kidding Drew I just thought of that because I was thinking of the call of duty map nuketown I was like what survived like the shmeg the house has survived in nuketown I'm gonna get inside of this a five thousand dollar shmeg coffee maker and survive in my in the smeg toaster yeah yeah um but that was something i had to say and then also i don't know if you saw but we were tagged a million and ten times in the video of like it

was like every gay household or something um i'm not watching automatically don't give a fuck about i know that's i was like why are we being tagged in this but it was like um fuck wait now i need to find it but it was that group of kids watching telephone and it was like every gay group ends up doing this at the end of the night and we got tagged in it so many times because we've been so vocal about how often we do that but genuinely what is it about gay people and telephone like that music video because i we were showing it to a group of friends and they hadn't seen it and they were our straightest friend it was a cultural awakening like we were all on tumblr when that shit happened like it was it was literally a vibe

you just had to been there like if you weren't there i'm sorry you will never have the emotions attached to it that we do but it was a very very important moment i did see one where like gay people love sitting around and watching music videos yes literally what is it about gay people and music videos i'm straight and i like that shit i know we're breaking the code yeah like so it's like we're groundbreakers we're earth shatters we broke the glass call me the volcano in italy because i'm about to erupt all over you and shake the world call me the volcano in italy because i'm about to erupt all over you and shake the world. Call me the volcano in Italy because I'm about to erupt my jism all over you after you blow me up. But it is so interesting, though, because we... Are you disgusted with yourself?

Yeah. Because we showed that video and I was shocked that they had never seen that music video. That group of friends. Especially because a bunch of them worked in music. And they hadn't seen the Telemundo video. And I was like, wow, this is really crazy. This is also the same group of friends every time we mention RuPaul. It literally goes like cricket.

It's like. Silence. No, RuPaul's like that girl. RuPaul. RuPaul. RuPaul Stiltzkin. I love RuPaul Stiltzkin's hat. silence no rupal's like that girl rupal um but rupal stilt skin i love rupal stilt skins hag race um but drag queen there was um another thing oh i saw a video where it was like all bianca bianca bianca fans all bianca fans um know this moment and know this moment is a stain on her career. And we look away in solidarity.

And it's during the Super Bowl performance when she's not hitting her mark. She hits her mark every time. But she's laying outside of the thing. It's cringey. And it's only cringey because she's so perfect. Yeah, because her standards for herself are so high. Yeah, exactly. I want to see her again,

but I think the show, the Renaissance tour is over. Yeah, it finished. Like, it just finished. Yeah, which is heartbreaking. I hate that she did Europe first because I'm like, damn, we could have went to Europe, saw the volcano, saw Beyonce. I do still need to stand next to an active volcano

shooting lava. I know. Because of Fire of love. Yeah, fire is love. Love is blind. Love is blind. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. My throat actually hurts.

Oh, my God. Get the fuck away from me. I mean, you literally are sick. Josh got you sick, and now I'm sick. Like, this is the worst day of my life. No, it's because I gave you that crazy head last night. You know Dennis can tell if you gave head? Yeah. worst day of my life no it's because i gave you that crazy head last night you know dennis can tell if you got gave head yeah it like gives you little tiny hickeys in the back of your throat on

the soft palate so they can tell they can tell because you'd be sucking like like crazy but like for real because i was sucking a dent out of a car door okay so we did talk about this in the last episode very briefly but i want to revisit it and have a different take i could suck an olive through a syringe okay keep going i love how accessible music has gotten um like i know we talked about how annoying and bad it can be but like i literally just love the idea of like anybody can make it like a working person like going and making music in their garage with their friends and then posting it and then like hitting the fucking lottery and like spotify putting them on and just like like literally everyone i know has like some sort of

like music career like it's it's really actually cool but it's also damaging because we'll never have a pop star again we'll never have whatever um beyonce is our last like mega super icon i think like i genuinely believe is pretty pretty damn mega but i mean like beyonce is just performer like the weekend is just scary like he's just scary something about him is scary spooky spooky spooky you know what i mean though like she's like dancing moving floating like she's literally hitting all yes she's hitting all the marks yeah also all of the people saying beyonce's concert was demonic're very wrong. She had God behind her. Yeah.

I felt this happiness and like this contentness and excitedness that a demon could not give me. Maybe that's what we need. We need like, you know, when people just talk. Yeah, that's what I was about to say. Like when people talk about how they were just in their lowest moment and they asked for a sign, they got the sign and now they believe in God. That's what we need. But that the sign and now they believe in God. That's what we need. But that's... I don't believe in Christianity.

Fuck Christianity. I love you if you are Christian. But there is a God. There is a God. It's probably a fucking alien 14-year-old boy and wears a science experiment or some shit. But like there is some God. And what if God literally is an inanimate object like what if god is like antimatter like the god particle god is a woman way no that's impossible because

she would be in the kitchen wait but she did cook us up she would be too emotional to like run the world yeah she'd blow it up god she would blow it up like with nukes and shit she'd get on her period and have a pms attack and blow up the world literally you can't let girls cannot be in power so i'm thinking about trying an incel trying out being an incel you are no i'm voluntarily celibate yeah involuntary celibate i think i'm gonna like really fuck myself up in a crazy way and like want sex really bad but like never get it become an incel but i think you're just too attractive for that to happen no yeah keep going what do you think i'm like attractive what like even if you made yourself like look ugly or something though i think if somebody met you they

would just be like wow i need to get to know him and through all that i can see that he's sexy you really think that yeah no i think i'm ugly are you digging for compliments right now no no no yeah you're right i'm ugly i didn't say you're ugly i said you were sexy well you know what's crazy is your your like least liked era of yourself is my when i thought you were the most attractive uh when you had like long hair in new york oh i think that was to me your like sexiest era my conan gray era yeah you're i saw a video of conan and olivia and i was like they are literally us in 2021 wait i didn't send it to you but we'll insert it give me a second come on guys i got a lot on this phone i hate that when you look up something on your phone on your iphone like i look up tiktok and

it shows me the first tiktok i ever saved on this oh my god wait no we need to invent something called tit talk and it's tiktok for porn it's tits there's chick talk big fucking oiled up twerking asses and booties everywhere and fucking tits there's already so many but this is literally us in 2021 that's how your hair looked it literally is but just she has longer hair i love olivia rodrigo one thing about me is i love olivia rodrigo i ride for her if i was out and this is a made-up scenario because no one in their right mind would ever like do this to this woman but if i was out and i saw somebody bullying olivia rodrigo i'd beat the fuck out of them and i would beat the fuck out of them

and then i would pick her up like a little princess and take her somewhere safe and be like oh my god you're an angel like i love you so much mind you i don't know her personally like i literally don't know her personally but i stand for her so crazy. Like, she genuinely is that girl. Like, I don't know. I just ride for her so crazy. And this is coming from a notorious hater, especially of new musicians, because I'm just evil and conniving and I'm a cunt and I'm a hateful person. Early 2000s music only. But I love her so much.

I think she's doing everything so right. I stand her. Like, I literally stand her. I will never not watch content of her like and he's been listening to i don't know what song it is it's uh i wanna i wanna get it back yeah and he's been listening to that song on a fucking repeat like it was all that would play in the car and repeat also that um agora hills by doji doji doji doji doji okay i think doji's back like i think she's back and i love her it's because no one can deny like music like if you make good music it really does just like cross and

yeah it turns into anything like you could try all that really does just like cross and everything like you could try all that demon shit all you want bitch but like people want to hear that shit like see i just want doja cat to come on here like i just want doja cat sitting next to you and like us talking she would actually sit on my lap though or she would be like glued to the fucking ceiling like a demon i was gonna say something so gross and i was like right all right these are real these are real people right these are real people and that is harassment okay wow yeah right um no but like literally paint the town red like i'm about to paint your town red why did you steal that butthole is gonna be is the town you said something's annoying to me i said i'm gonna fingle you what are you on about you're crazy when you said something stupid to me i was like i'm gonna figure

your butt till you bleed i was like i don't give a fuck like i'm into that type of shit but doja cat stole paint the town red from me and josiah because we painted the town pink and green we painted it green green saturday actually gonna piss and shit myself if you don't stop yeah um but yeah finger my butt um i don't give a fuck oh but we did start a conversation that we never really fully finished which is this whole podcast um ever no but not in this podcast, like a few days ago. But we were talking about our siblings and like that generation in general. And how like kids that age now, like that grew up from their conception with like a phone,

like iPad babies that grew up with technology are like like smart as fuck but also like they have like literally like statistically lower like reading and grade averages like i see a bunch of people um like teachers complaining about how like their sixth graders are reading at a second grade level and they're pandemic babies it makes sense like um i'm not faulting them for that but like they are like like my equivalent to being street smart is like being internet smart they're like internet smart like in the same capacity like they know how to navigate the internet they know what's funny they know how to make memes like all that it's to the point where like my nephew who is 10 years old literally looked at me as a god like he loved me i loved him like we literally had like like it was amazing

and now he's too cool for me like it always happens but he's too cool for me and it will never not fucking hurt like literally it hurts so bad and you were saying the same thing about like my little siblings are getting to that point where i'm just like not that interesting to them and it's because we used to have this relationship with the younger people in our family where they would look at us and think wow these people have together like places that we grew up they have it together they're living such nice lives and they're making it for themselves they have a little bit of attention online and that was like something to look at and be like wow that's cool but now they see everything all the time on their phone so it

takes so much to make their it literally is gonna be so hard for them to get serotonin and like dopamine boost in real life because they're so used to getting it on their phones and that's kind of what i like like related to my siblings used to be so satisfied with just leaving the house with me and going to fucking target and now that literally sounds so fucking boring to them i mean we went to the exact same thing though like i mean like it's like a part of it is teenagers just not wanting to be around their family and being like i I'd rather be inside. But the difference is now they're like, why would I leave the crib if I can get literally all the human connection I can get through my fucking iPhone?

Like, I don't need to go out and, like, go roam around the mall because I can roam around Amazon Prime. Also, like, me and Kai have talked about this, like, but there's this idea that like their generation like is gonna grow up using the internet through avatars I think we've like talked about this before but like like like so you and I are like cringy to them like they're they're like why would you show your face and use your real name on the internet that's fucking cringy just use an avatar like everybody else and we're already seeing it with like vters and like yeah all that shit like v streamers like they like get more viewers than the most viewed people on youtube and twitch like and they're just fucking artificial like ai like i don't know but that's like another thing i just thought about like that's probably why we're

to them subconsciously and then also we have gone so fucking far away from just consuming content normally like the introduction of a fast forward button on tiktok like a two-time speed button on tiktok was makes sense it makes sense but i don't fuck with it but i was on netflix and you can change the speed of like movies and TV shows and shit and watch them in double speed, which is fucking crazy. Like we can't even watch a TV show in the time it's supposed to be watched. You know what's fucked up is last night when we were watching Love is Blind, I almost was like, we should just hit double speed for the first uninteresting episodes and then get to it. Oh, I did that. And I almost, when Orion was talking about The Sopranos last night and how

she has a hard time watching the first season and christian was saying skip it i almost made a comment and was like i wish you could just watch it in double speed because you should watch through the first season if you could just get through it i only have three episodes of sopranos left i know everybody is like damn bitch you've been watching this shit for two years you don't know my business so fuck you yeah first of all and second of all um i'm savoring it okay i'm being gang stalked you've always thought that i'm being gang stalked by my ops oh but i was thinking you know what it is too is because kids see it as cringy because just the idea and perception of celebrityism has changed so much we grew up putting our face to things and stuff because celebrityism used to be such a smaller bubble

so it felt like you had to be fully present to be a part of it and now celebrityism has become so large that people are just like also it's just become larger than what celebrityism used to be it used to be like this is somebody is like like they were a caricature or a character and they weren't a personal being and then once celebrityism started blowing up people were like i'm tired of seeing this too cool for everybody i want somebody who i really connect to and then it got too far where people were oversharing too much and now the younger generation is like you are literally exposing yourself for capitalistic gains um and you're suffering from it and we don't believe in that anymore which i do think is a step in the right direction no it's a good thing don't get me wrong

i literally think that is a good thing like yeah, although I am happy where I'm at, like, my life would be so, I would be so much, like, more baseline and, like, quote-unquote normal if I didn't grow up posting myself to the internet. Yeah, young people just shouldn't be posting themselves in general because you're going through such a tumultuous change period in your life to be

posting that i've always had this like problem too with overturning on the internet i think i've said it here before i understand that there it's a double-edged sword there's some good parts there's some bad parts of it but i've always felt it was unhealthy like get ready with me to go break up with my boyfriend imagine being the fucking partner in those like imagine being on tiktok and seeing your partner being like get ready with me to go break up with my significant other get ready with me to go to my grandma's funeral yeah get ready with me to go and pull the plug on my mother like what are we talking about this is such a traumatic experience and you need to be dealing with it offline and then you can

come back once you've grown and gone through it but no we need to get ready with me to twerk get ready with me to twerk oh yeah i was gonna say people are lacking empathy in their personal life so that they have to go to the internet to find it but the problem with that is then you open the door to so many evil fucking conniving cunts on the internet who use it to be awful and shaming and judgmental and whatever that's a whole other thing but i do agree we need to do get ready with me to go to the twerk-a-thon. Get ready with me to finger my butt. Get ready with me to fuck your mom. I was going to say, so you know how there's like wet t-shirt contests?

Like, oh, like I'm going to spray you with a water gun and your shirt's white and you can see through it. Oh, my God. You're like so hot. I'm over that shit, bro. I need. How many have you gone to that you're over it? Like I can't even count it on two hands what i need is the wet head like um wet brain contest where you spray women with knowledge and books and throw books at them yeah we should do like it's like stoning but with books yeah yeah

yeah oh okay and it's just like it's like oh your mind is so wet and juicy like i love the way you see the world yeah let me figure your there's definitely a picture somewhere of somebody like fingering like a brain oh there's that was like one of the og memes i posted on my meme account like let me finger your brain instead something fell behind you i just don't want it to like that's my phone um okay so i have um let's do one more topic okay okay i have one if you can't find one i have a bunch i'm just trying to pick up um you're a pick me okay so one thing that is gonna make me cry without fail every time is someone getting the golden buzzer on american idol like or whatever america's got talent like one thing like yeah i know what you mean though like somebody who obviously like isn't a popular person at school or in their like day-to-day

life yes and is a little awkward but they're on that stage singing their fucking head off yeah it is it's probably also one of the most validating feelings ever but then it's also probably one of the worst things ever because how do you match that moment also how do you else in your life how do you break beyond american idol like nobody does you can't yeah you don't especially anymore like i'm always so shocked when those shows are still a thing because i'm like who are the people who are winning because i've never been like oh my god wasn't mariah carey on there no kelly clarkson mariah carey mariah carey was far beyond that or before that i know oh you know mariah carey

yeah oh my god wow i didn't know she was indie like that oh my god i asked my little sister who just turned 15 if she knew mariah carey songs and she said she didn't and her and her friend were like we don't listen to fucking mariah carey and i was like and i started playing it and i was like does this sound old to you and she's like yeah this sounds really old whoa will we she's old as fuck like they don't listen to michael jackson either i get that one but i did have that same thought where i was like damn like we're starting to like drake is gonna be vintage soon like that's weird if he like actually fucking shuts up which he should vintage drake uh i feel like i should talk about this because it's not going to

be relevant relevant next week um so taylor swift is seeing someone new and did she has it she hasn't spoken to you'all were kids like yeah she hasn't fucking apologized and i'm but what i'm saying is how does that still hurt i'm not hurt i'm not hurt i just said i was not hurt but it's weird seeing a person you loved and love and have love for be with someone else like it's so why do you still have a thing for her when y'all were like together when you were like 16 i don't know she wrote a song about me yeah she wrote a song about me yeah she wrote drew looks at me like we need to stop the fucking epidemic that's unraveling online that y'all are going on tiktoks with the light in and commenting Drew, let the light in.

Drew, let the light in. No, I think she said Drew, let the light in. When you drew, you drove. Hey, no, I do think she actually said Drew, the light in in that video, but it sounds like she's saying let the light in, but it could be like that green needle or Laurel Yanny. No, I think she says let the light in but it could be like that green needle or laurel yanny no i think she says let the light in and people just someone just commented that we listened to it because i swear to god i heard drew the light in first before he sent it i was like damn like there's so many

people in on this joke but i will say although it hurts i'm happy for taylor because she is dating one of the hottest people i've ever seen in my entire life um travis kelsey if you're listening to this also um you're just saying your brother no literally your older brother travis um i think it's Jason Kelsey I don't fucking know his name let me look K-E-L-C-E brothers oh it literally is Jason holy shit Jason Kelsey

call me I'm dead serious call me we have some things to talk about and I want you sorry i'm like less than travis travis is ugly compared to jason i'm dead fucking serious um you're so on a line no i can't find you'll agree you'll literally agree yeah let me see look this fucking lineup bro

let the light in excuse me i just can't tell we need to get to the bottom of this let us let us know if you somehow hear this let us know what's their name hayley hayley doja cat's pinky toe oh my chest my chest. My chest hurts. Uh-oh, bitch. So that's Jason. Don't fucking play with me. He's disgusting. He's fine.

That's when Taylor's dating. Yeah, he's fine. Yeah. So, I mean, honestly, like, either one, like, hit me up. Like, fuck you, Taylor. Because she left you? She broke my fucking heart. And then she took my mind.

Oh, my God. Like, I've had a fucking... Also, why did Taylor put Travis Kelsey on the map? Because he was not, like, any good. Okay, let's go D'Amelio. Let's go D'Amelio. Let's go D'Amelio. I want to be where you are, Marvin Gaye.

Oh, so I guess we're just not going to do a Drew Size comment. Wait, that's weird. Marvin Drew. No, it's Marvin... Oh. Oh, okay. I want to be where you are, Marvin Drew. I never that's weird. Marvin Drew. No, it's Marvin. Oh, okay. I want to be where you are. Marvin Drew. I never realized that was his name. See you later. I'm gone by Robert Lester Folsom and

Agora Hills Doji Cat. Doji. And that's it, honestly. My media is Love is Blind season five. Love is Blind is a terrible fucking show. You cannot convince me otherwise. But season five, that's good TV.

I love this fucking TV. I'm literally going to start it when we end this. Like, we're going to watch episode three together. It's so fucking messy and, like, drama. And, like, all of the other ones are, like, happy. Like, I don't want to see people fall ones are like happy like i don't want to see people fall in love like i don't want to see that like i need drama i need like filth i need anger i need like lying i need fucking conniving like i just need it all um and that's all you get from my media mine is also all about my mother such a good movie. I love Pedro Almodovar and Handmaiden, which I watched on a plane.

And don't watch that on a plane. It's literally like watching like Brokeback Mountain on a plane. Remember when that was just like on the plane? Like they were crazy. I watched it like 36 times when I was flying. Oh, wow. I still haven't seen Brokeback Mountain. I just know that there's sex. Don't. I'm about to shit myself. I'm lying. Oh. Wow. I still haven't seen Brokeback Mountain. I just know that there's sex.

Don't. I'm about to shit myself. I'm not even going to lie. Okay, well, I still have to do Drew's Psy Op Corner. You've already left once. You should have shit it when you had to do that. Okay, okay, go. We're doing Drew's Psy Op Corner.

Okay. Okay, okay, hurry. I'm not kidding. I'm not actually going to shit myself. Okay. Five nights at Freddy's. Nah, you need five nights with some bitches. Sis, stop smelling his dick to see if he got pussy.

It's 2019. Oh, wait. It's 2023. You got to turn him over and smell his ass to see if he got dick. Weird shit turns me off. Like, why are you following instagram on instagram is instagram have an account yes they posted me and they haven't verified you yeah they and they still haven't fucking verified me i don't even want that blue check that shit's bullshit anyways i don't give a fuck about the blue check i love my blue truck i've had it for so long

okay like i don't even want it so like i don't know what you're saying anya's vagina is not a kitty that shit how did i say it how do i say this um anya's vagina is not a kitty that shit is not purring that's a chainsaw and it's revving up yeah because we were in the car and i was talking about how sexy my vet was. And I was like, bitch, my fucking pussy was revving like a V8 engine. Like, I was like, come on. Oh, I was not talking about the vet. Never mind. Okay, bye.

He listens. Just because I cheated on you doesn't mean you got to cheat on me back. Be a leader, not a follower. Okay, one more. This one's a flop and I know it, but I'm just going to give it to you anyways. When the first one one's a flop and i know it but i'm just gonna give it to you anyway when the first one wasn't a flop the first one fucking ate down what are you talking about i bet people quote that shit for life now um old people give you five dollar and say grandson get a girl get a special girl a lemonade no grandma these girls want perks give me 40 a perk is only 40 it's like one high for like four hours and some people have to buy like eight a day that's ten dollars an hour when i was

down tremendously but i'm not getting into that yeah don't do that oh wait should i give them one song i'll give them one song and one song only cash money time motherfuckers all around me clouds up air um olsen boards of canada um i've just been boards again when i go up to texas i just fall in love with boards of canada like it, it's so bad. Make Love Daft Punk, Aquarius, Boards of Canada, Dave Ann Cowboy, Boards of Canada, Riverman, Nick Drake. Oh, sweet. Well, thank you guys for watching. សូវាប់បានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបា Outro Music