Emergency Intercom - Disturbing Fight Stories

Episode Date: December 2, 2022

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We're done with the giggly, goofy topics. From now on, we will only be speaking on things that we find will help you progress in your life into your early adulthood that you are starting. Like periods. And sex. But in an educational sense. Because we're coming of age. Yeah. I genuinely do believe we are coming of age.

I mean, you are kind of ending of age where you're headed. I'm just starting, bitch. I know you. Okay. We have to like cut the 16 thing like a year old. I'll never.

All right. Do you have anything you would like to say first before I like talk so much that you don't get a word in? I was just thinking about our love devin lee carlson's birthday and how we all keyed at that it was fun it was nice it was a movie um and then i don't want to name names um but it was a very full circle moment for me. And I went up to this person and he was on a shit ton of mushrooms,

like in a very crazy way, tripping balls out the ass. And I went up to him and when he told me he was on mushrooms, my knee jerk reaction was just go, nightmare, nightmare, nightmare, nightmare, because of the Andre, what's his fucking name? Eric Andre. Eric Andre fucking bit. And I just yelled nightmare, nightmare, nightmare in his face a bunch. And he just like looked at me and he was like, no, not that.

Chill the fuck out, bro. And then just like moved on with the conversation. And I will literally never, ever forget that moment. Was that full circle because you were in a position where you were like someone who maybe we shouldn't be hanging out with yes and you were like doing what you would do to us yeah exactly it was like a full circle moment because when i was like 14 15 i literally looked up to this person and i was like oh you're kind of sick like i actually like you yeah i know and i and but now i'm like, yeah. I fucked up. But also, they've always just kind of been a fucking dickhead to me.

So I don't like really care. Because I'm not a hot pretty girl. And they only follow hot pretty girls. And I'm like, I'm a hot pretty boy. Oh, that's where you categorize yourself? Yeah. I would say you're somebody who once you get to know him, you might find him attractive. You might find him attractive after he makes you laugh a little bit.

No, I literally have been looking in the mirror for the last two weeks and thinking I am the most hideous, ugly, diabolical, disgusting, gross person ever. It's my fucking hair. Yeah, it's just your hair because that's why I used to change my hair so much because like my hair would get to the point, especially once you're like, and also my necklaces are really fucking tangled. It's pissing me off. But once you're in the like point of bleaching and dyeing your hair a bunch of colors, you literally have the upkeep is so much and so beyond like anything normal that you just like start feeling like weird about the way you look because you're like, this isn't the way I want this to look right now.

And then you're, you either have to shave it i'm gonna fucking shave it all have you ever shaved your head no bitch because my fucking giant ass gourd melon fucking head is disgusting and big as fuck i actually have had the same head size since i was three months old because i had a giant fucking baby head like my my head was so big. It was 90% of my body weight as a child. Like in the womb, I think all of the nutrients went to my fucking gourd of a melon head. Like it's fucked up. You were. I will say the one baby picture of you that like Kai will insert it.

I don't know if Kai's seen it, but like you aren't. I would have been like, oh. Oh my God, I can't believe you gave birth. Wow. Congrats. Wow. No, I looked like one of those babies. It's alive.

I looked like one of those babies with a skin condition. Like, I literally. So, me. I was scaly. I was a scaly baby because my eczema was so bad. I was one of those babies that my mom had to, like, get, like, intense moisturizers and, like, lather me up. Listen to this. You know what's fucked up is she put so much lotion insane intense moisturizers and like lather me up and you know what's fucked up is she put so much lotion on me once she went to go pick me up to

feed me and i fucking slipped and i hit the ceiling and fell on the floor oh like and yeah like that yeah i when i was there i picked you up and dropped you down the stairs because you're so much in lotion you remember wait have we spoken about how I was like, oh, I would get away with pushing you down the stairs? Have I spoken about that? I don't know. Me and Drew were playing around like at the front of the house

and he was like being annoying. We were horsing around. He was being annoying and like pushing me or like doing the thing where he gets in my way and then pushes me with his body. Like not pushing me, but like will stand in my way sometimes and then like turn so that I knock back

and I'm like, get the fuck away from me. And I pushed him. And like I had this moment at the back of my head where we were so close to the stairs. I was like, I could push him down the stairs and fucking kill him. She let the intrusive thoughts win. She really let the intrusive thoughts win with that one. But then we were talking like I could have fully pushed him down the stairs. And if he died, like I don't think a single person on this planet, than the fact that i've said it would have been like oh my god she did that

on purpose everybody would have thought like oh my god they were genuinely playing around and she died just watch this i'm gonna fall down the stairs purposely die this clip is gonna go live the world is gonna know the true evil behind in you but you just admitted that you're going to push yourself down who's telling the truth is it in yours at me you have to decide it's me um but what the fuck and then we'll get our own madeline told me this shit because okay i don't know if this is weird and i will probably be labeled as a fucking monster freak bitch for even asking this question but like this isn't the weird part i am so curious what breast milk tastes like like i want to know what it tastes like were you asking madeline if you could have

some of her breast no no no i was asking if it was weird if i asked my twin sister honestly in my opinion no if it's like in a cup i don't find that that weird because in my head i'm like you're the weirdo if you sexualize that interaction. I drank my mom's boobie milk. Well, that was because you needed it. I was 14 and I was like really hungry. Well, you needed it because you were. Straight from the teat.

That was two years ago. I don't think that's that weird. I remember one time. Okay. Also, y'all are lying. Because like, I would fucking lie to my girl too. Like, I saw this video where someone was like. What are you saying?

This video where this girl was like, smells like it tastes like cinnamon like they're all like oh my god it literally tastes like it tastes like after drinking mountain dew and hot cheetos it's electric yeah i was like you're fucking lying bitch like but i would lie to my homegirl too like if i had some orions milk i'd be like oh my god it tastes like wow but no i i don't think it's weird to try it i'll try some of her breast milk no that's what i was saying because i wanted to do like the the milk try where you put it behind like a thing and it's like breast milk nut milk pistachio milk my two sisters breast milk yeah try on only knowing that one like like sipping on them be like i don't know i don't know and i'd be like oh these shoes are the worst fucking shoes i've ever worn in my entire fucking life

how did this just break one they it broke i these are brand new fucking sneakers that i got tell me why i wore them once with brand new fucking uni-clothes socks and my feet came out of these shoes stinking like fucking bullshit like it was okay that might be you no like it was not me because i don't know if you if you look at the reviews it might say oh my god the loop at the back breaks so easily i hate these shoes but i don't think you're gonna say because oh my god my feet smell like shit no one's brave enough to admit it no one's brave enough to admit it not anymore my little brother um i said oh what did i say i said something oh we were eating like cheese like honduran cheese and like if you know you know like those cheeses have quite a peculiar smell i know

you would know you do know um but my mom put some on my beans and like sometimes i just like can't handle the scent also like i do think my mom gave me rotten cheese because i was like okay i'm used to the scent of this cheese but this shit is like kicking my ass right now like i literally like i would scoop beans into my mouth and be like oh i still smell it in my mouth um but my little brother got some on his beans and was i was like i was like can you handle the feet smell right now or is it too much for you and then he was like why the hell do you know what feet smell like and all fucking weekend all he kept saying to me is like you're so weird you know what feet smell like bro um but he just kept saying it to me and then i was like you don't know what i was like your feet

have stunk like shit before because you know what that smells like you know what like is crazy is that we've found a way to talk about every disgusting human body thing ever. And that spurred another story that I'm gonna tell because I told it literally two days ago to my dad. But okay, so in middle school, I had begged him for the Miami Beach or whatever. I don't know. Yeah, the Miami Beach LeBron James sneakers.

And I got them. And I wore those bitches every fucking day. I loved those shoes so, so fucking much. They were my favorite sneakers ever. They were so loud. It's not these ones. No, no. I know which one you're talking about. Yeah, yeah. It's the LeBron.

But wore those every single day and like they never smelled bad once until i took them to the water park i mean not the water park uh six flags over texas and there's like a water ride there that splashes water all over you if you like stand on the bridge stood on the bridge and those wore them i'm not kidding the next day there was mold growing out of the side of my fucking sneakers from like because i wore them the rest of the day and it was devastating to me because those are my favorite shoes ever and it was fucking diabolical yes those are the ones those tore those are fucking lit love them have you seen these before i don't think so it's like the era where lebron was on he was on the miami team right and so he was hella

repping like miami and these are like miami color dude i wanted these ones really bad what south did anybody make fun of you i wanted the jordan 8 south beaches oh i wanted these so bad all the kids with like whose parents just had like extra bread to toss out i've been like i went back to texas and played basketball for a little bit and i'm gonna start playing basketball with mason here because he's been begging me for like months to do it and i've just been like no because i'm embarrassed to do that be bad um and be bad and be gross and scratch people with my long fucking fingernails with defense oh that was my biggest the the my biggest insecurity was my long fingernails in middle school because when i would like play on the basketball court on the

blacktop or in at reset recess i would accidentally scratch kids and i remember one kid was like you need to cut your long fucking disgusting fingernails and like it stuck with me forever to the point where like i would bite my nails nails are disgustingly long right now, but I've been trying not to bite them or clip them. But I literally like shaved it down too far on this one. And since then, this nail has never grown back the same. Like they're not twins, they're sisters now. What was I saying?

You were talking about your stinky fucking shoes in middle school. Did you get made fun of for it? Yes, a lot. I got made fun of for that and my a lot i got made fun of for for that in my dandruff because i couldn't help it and it was it was sad it was up i have really bad dandruff right now and i like i don't know what's happening i get from my parents dude when kids would take off their shoes in class you were done if your smelled bad like it like that was literally a fear of mine like there would be times when i so badly wanted to take off my shoes or if i was wearing like ballet flats but i knew

i couldn't because all the girls who wore ballet flats you're in miami you should not be going to elementary and middle school in ballet flats with no socks on like that stinks the humidity and heat like we're standing on the blacktop bitch your feet are cooking there it's like a thin piece of plastic separating your feet and the ground right now and dude people would take their shoes off and be like ew whose fucking face smell like shit and everybody would look and literally like everyone's eyes would go down to the floor and be like like looking under tables and then the kids who got it got it and it sad. Well, my mamaw is in the hospital. You can like, you can bring things.

It's funny that I can bring things, what? Like to lower moments. Like, I mean, I'm just saying there's like a time and a place to like seek sympathy. But like, it's weird to transition from me talking about stinky feet. Like, did stinky feet remind you of your grandma it's just you know like she's in the hospital and i don't know if she's truly gonna make it and you're here though yeah and you're here because i have my people to serve like i do this for you guys no i think like everybody watching would

have been like oh you probably should have stayed back. But I think like. Y'all know nothing about me and how this is affecting me. No, she's totally fucking fine. She's like totally chilling. She fell and broke her hip. And like, of course, like. My leg. Like she literally did.

Like that is some old people shit. But she's been in the hospital and we went and visited her in the hospital. And while we were in there tell me why like within five minutes of me getting there i think i'm possessed right now and i'll get into that in a second i think this is part of it but tell me why um the power went out in everything in the entire hospital and it took like two minutes for it to get back on the backup generators and it was so fucking scary and my mamaw was like this is it like i'm done this is it and we were like girl you're not on life support you're literally so fine these are just like moderating your health dude that's all like when you told me that i was like i'd be so fucking pissed if i had a family

member like on life support yeah oh 14 people died in that hospital easily i don't know i thought you said like for sure. I was like, oh my God, that's a big number. I was there. I saw all the bodies. Oh my God. But yes, it was hilarious and scary. And how does that connect to you being possessed? Okay, so you know how we did light as a feather, stiff as a board?

We'll insert the clips here. Light as a feather, stiff as a board. Light as a feather, stiff as a board. Light as a feather, stiff as a board. We'll insert the clips here. and so basically how you're supposed to do it is you're supposed to lift them up lightest lightest board but put them down and say goodbye um josiah fucking dropped me and i broke my goddamn shoulder and the demon that was helping us lift each other went inside of me and is now living inside of me because i have been having so many nightmares like i've been having the most nightmares of my life recently especially in texas texas when i would like nap during the day because there's nothing else to do um i would have a full-blown nightmare and in the car ride on the way to on i mean on the way home from uh wait what the fuck am i saying on on the plane ride on the way to, I mean, on the way home from, wait, what the fuck am I saying? On the plane ride on the way home from Texas

when I was asleep, I had the worst, most visceral, real nightmare of my parents dying in the car ride home from the airport since it's like an hour and a half from Dallas to Granbury. And I woke up and was like literally crying because I was like, oh my God, my family's all dead. And I couldn't call them

because I did not want to buy Wi-Fi. It was a big ordeal in my head. But yeah yeah literally possessed by demons and they're giving me nightmares wow well i haven't been having nightmares i've actually been having good dreams like very fun dreams and i'm not the only thing i can remember from dreams in the past few days is for some reason in my dream i had to speak japanese and then i couldn't and i just kept saying sorry in japanese and then i like moved on but actually i feel like i had a dream but i don't remember it that was like interesting but so i guess it doesn't matter because i could not fall asleep on the plane ride back here and i was so fucking pissed i was literally the most angry i've been in my whole life. Like, I will never take a late flight from Miami to L.A. ever again because I was just, like, out all day. And, like, the sun was, like, beating my ass.

Out like a light. Like a light. I literally wish that was me. What's up, Spotify? This is Javi. I remember this one time we were on tour. We didn't have any guitar picks and we didn't have time to go to the store. So we placed an order on Prime and it got there the next day ready for the show whatever

you're into it's on prime i will i don't know if i should be telling this so this might get cut from the episode but i've been saving it from inya and everybody in my life because i had one of the most insane experiences on a flight of my entire life yesterday um it's it was on tuesday today's wednesday when we're recording this and um so i i get to the airplane i get on my flight i'm a little bit early because i have a little hack to get on the plane early i'm not telling you you bitches that. It's all mine. Sitting there, the entire plane around me fills up. And I'm like, damn, this is a packed ass flight, except for the middle seat on my plane. And I'm like- On your row?

On my row, yeah. And I'm like, oh, damn, this is kind of lit. I'm going to get a middle seat. And the gates are about to close. I'm about to get this middle seat. And I'm like, damn, I'm the only person with the middle seat next to them. This is fucking lit. And then I see this woman barreling down the aisle, like covered in dirt, like hair in a fucking rat's nest, like running to the seat.

Like it was really, it was jarring to see the way she was running. Like it was scary. And it was, I'm like, please don't fucking sit next to me. Like, please. And she sits next to me and immediately I am greeted with the most foul odor I have ever smelt a human deal ever in my life. Like it was so bad that my eyes were watering. Like it was, it was literally just like, like she hasn't showered in like 14 days. Like it was, it was gnarly.

And it was so bad that everybody around us like had started complaining about her fucking stench to the flight attendants but we were in the air and they were like we can't fucking land the plane so they because because she smells yeah and so thankfully i had a coven mask in my bag and i spray it with my uh perfume and i put it on my face and i'm not even kidding i even was like i don't want to put a mask on because i don't want to make her feel bad so i sprayed it with my perfume and I put it on my face. And I'm not even kidding. I even was like, I don't want to put a mask on because I don't want to make her feel bad. So I sprayed it on my finger and rubbed it in my mustache. It was so foul.

I've done that before. I've been next to someone who smelled so bad that I take out my little roller perfume and I like douse myself in it. Like I literally like will go under my jaw and like on my nose and everything because i'm like you smell like that was you smell like the walking dead right that was literally the vibe like it was the most rank odor i have ever smelled in my entire fucking life and the lady next to me next to us she was in the middle seat the lady next to us in the aisle was not fucking having it she was not hiding like she was like plugging her nose and like talking to the people next to her and be like this is fucking crazy like how is she on this flight because like it was it was insane like the like her entire clothes just wait it gets fucking wait but i've seen something similar ish

one time when i was leaving miami um some there was a woman who i i like felt so bad because i was like she obviously was dealt weed or some shit here. That was not what she was expecting. She was literally like freaking the fuck out. She was like in the midst of psychosis trying to get on her flight. And I was like, dude, this is the bravest human I've ever seen navigate the airport. Because like you can tell she was not there. Like her fucking clothes were all like tattered up.

And like she was literally like had a fucking plastic bag of stuff and you could tell like something happened to her and she was like, I just need to get the fuck home. She had a plastic bag with her.

The flight continues. I'm like, whatever. I'm going to put my COVID mask with perfume on and go to sleep. I go to sleep and I wake up and we're like 30 minutes

from boarding and I start getting in my head and I'm like, damn, like I feel really fucking bad for this person right now. Like she just like like I like I've I'm sure like she's like super fucking depressed and just hasn't showered in a couple days and like whatever like I feel bad so I like try to right my wrongs with the universe and I'm just like I see oh this is the craziest fucking thing about it she had an iphone 4 with a home button and she had a charger that plugged like the long charger that would plug in that would be the craziest part

not her being borderline it was a gas-powered iphone i could not believe it she's a time traveler exactly that's what it felt like gas-powered iphone it literally felt like she had a little red canister like open the bottom and like yep it was fucking crazy and i'm like okay like i feel bad and i can she's like on instagram i don't know how this thing fucking booted instagram it's a relic um it's a fossil at this point but i'm like oh like you should film like she boots instagram it's like but i'm like oh like i could tell she like was trying to look out the windows and shit because she was like being shifty about it.

And I was like, I was like, oh, let me lean forward. I was like, here, like I'll lean forward. You can look at this one. She goes behind me and rests her entire body on me. And for the last minute of this fight, I was like, what if it's not her that stinks? No, bitch. It was her that fucking stank like shit. It was so bad that it stained my shirt

like with odor it was so rank so i was like okay like damn like she's been dealt like a really rough card like whatever like i hope she makes it i hope she everything's gonna be okay i hope she makes it to where she's going and it's not as bad as like it seems from the outside yeah and so i look at that video she got it's the worst fucking video i've ever seen in my entire life so i'm like oh here get i've been on this route a bunch so i'm like film right now you can get like downtown los angeles and it's really pretty so she like starts filming again resting on me whatever and i'm like damn i like right in my wrongs with the universe i'm not gonna get bad karma all this judgment was for nothing so we land at the gate and i'm like we're at the gate right and i'm like why are we not deplaning like why is this taking so

long and my head starts spiraling again and i'm like this bitch i know it's her like something's up with this girl like something's up and then they announce on the intercom they're like the emergency intercom hello they announce on the intercom they the emergency intercom, hello. They announce on the intercom. They're like, okay, so no one stand up yet. We have a security risk on board. And I'm like, I fucking knew it. I knew it. It was her.

It's been her the entire time. I knew it. I fucking knew it. And nothing happens. They get on the plane. They walk around for like five or ten minutes. Nothing fucking happens. And then i'm like

damn i'm like i fell back into that judgmental shit like the universe is gonna bite my ass like what the fuck i cannot believe i've done this again and i'm like damn i judged her again and it really wasn't her it was probably like a faulty brake pad or some shit um we're deplaning together tell me why homeland security the cops all the security guards in the fucking world are there grab her and start yelling at her and are like who are you here to meet what are you doing why are you here blah blah blah blah like yelling at her and like granted i was with her and i basically aided and abetted this criminal because she was transporting fucking drugs because the only reason i know which is like fucking crazy that you would transport drugs on a plane in 2022 just ship it with fedex like everybody else because fedex is

the biggest drug dealer in the world look it up like they don't give a fuck about what you ship there they only cover kai shaking his head like yeah look at all the fucking birds that's that is a good omen i used to think it was a bad omen but that's a good omen it's an omen of wealth so hello they are sitting on the wealthy trees and not live right now look at him look at that guy like swinging around over there he's on the very tip top i know um i'm gonna fuck those birds like what you're gonna like what those birds what no i think i misheard you yeah i didn't say shit oh um well last night thanksgiving is over last night on my- Thanksgiving is over. Like, tell me why Thanksgiving is over. Like, it happened last Friday.

Do you know what I mean? I want to hit you so bad. Well, on my flight, I always pick the aisle seat. I used to be a window seat girl, but then I realized since I have the bladder of, like, nobody on this planet and I have to pee every five seconds, I just get aisle now, which can suck sometimes because I fall asleep on my flights. So when I sit next to some bastard bitch who's like under the age of 20 and has no like no sympathy for me and decides to like not give themselves a UTI and is always like, oh, can I pass? Can I pass? I'm like, i hope you die like oh but i got my aisle seat but then when i got to my seat this woman and

her grandma wow seriously fuck you for that wow i just realized and registered that like wow when i got to my seat there was like this grandma and her like her granddaughter and the granddaughter was like easily like 40 something and like the grandma was like i'm not kidding it was the coco grandma i'm not kidding like the coco like she like looked like the coco yeah she looked like the coco grandma like straight up but then they had asked me they were like oh like is it okay if like the woman was speaking to me and because i'm like affluent and i speak like Spanish and English, I was able to communicate like perfectly. She was like, oh, like. Do you know what affluent means?

Oh, affluent means money. Like as I said it, I like understood. Like it was like not like correct. I was just like, I'm just fucking with you. But because I'm bilingual. You're bilingual, bilingual. Yo estoy bailando y soy bilingual. Yo soy bailando con mis lies.

Hell. That. Don't bring that back. I can't believe that's finally died down um but she was like oh do you mind sitting by the window just in case you like fall asleep or anything because like um my grandma probably is gonna have to use the bathroom a few times during the flight and i just realized i've been groping your fucking shoe this like i don't mind it felt nice because these like don't have any like um like warmth so your hands are like i'll give you a foot massage just like

we can take these off you need to stop i don't have warmth i can warm you up let me warm you up um but she was like oh can you sit there whatever and at first i was pissed because i was like well how about this i am gonna have to get up a bunch and I don't want my bladder to be dictated by y'all. But I was like, whatever. You know what? Like, it's literally not a problem. I just took the seat. And I was just annoyed at first because like, oh, but then I was like, you know what?

I never get the window seat anymore. And maybe that will be better for falling asleep. Like, because that's my vibe. But then I had one of the fucking windows that when you lean it back, it falls into another window. So like, you know, like when you like lean your chair back. Oh, there's another window. There's another window.

So like if I leaned back, I just fell into this hole and it was like back. And then if we crashed, my head would have been fucking decapitated. So I couldn't fall asleep. I sleep on that shit anyways. I don't give a fuck. I'm just like not tall enough for it to be comfortable. It's like literally I'm like sleeping like this oh it's like not good also the even more space on jet blue is a fucking scam because i'd rather be in the smaller seats um and have less leg room

and then be able to like curl up because i'm i'm actually the worst person to sit by on a plane because i will fall asleep like this like i'll like lean my legs up against and i'll like literally sleep like this on the flight which is actually so annoying that i take the i'll see and do that my boxers like i sleep in my bed i just get fully naked on the flight yeah i like take off my shoes and like put out the tray and like like lay them there like my bare feet out my hair over the back yeah and then whoever's sitting next to me, I'm like, you won't mind. And I'll just like knock on them. Use them as a bed. I actually almost did that to the like,

the lady sitting next to me because I was like, she kept like kind of talking to me. I was like, I was like, I feel like she wouldn't mind if I like fell asleep on her. Like she literally wouldn't care.

Like she kept just looking at me and asking, she's not my cousin, bro. Wait, what is, what is nephew or niece? Um, I actually don't know. Mi prima. Prima is cousin. La tax I actually don't know. Mi prima.

Prima is cousin. La taxica. I don't have any nieces or nephews, so I don't know. Piojo. Wait, do I have nieces and nephews? No, I literally don't have any nieces and nephews yet. How about that? Madeline's baby will be my first niece.

Inya's going to be the mean aunt, and I'm going to be the twink. What is it? Mean aunt, twink uncle. Yeah, yeah twink uncle it's based on that one tiktok so thank you um but so don't look at my fucking hair um anyways it just ended up being the best flight ever because i couldn't fall asleep which actually was pissing me the fuck off at first but then also i wish i heard what the flight the person on the flight said. I think they said that we were going to go to low altitude to avoid the storms. But in my half sleep, because I fall asleep during takeoff, I slept for like an hour. But in my half sleep, I heard him say, there's a firework show. So we're going to have to go to low altitude or something. And then I was like, that's I misheard that because it's like that makes the opposite of sense.

But then I woke up and I look out my window and there's the most i looked it up and we were right next to missouri and there was an insane amount of lightning storms happening and we were over the gulf so we were literally i was just watching like the most insane thing i've ever seen with my fucking eyes and i was trying to record it but it wasn't working because jet blue's fucking blue lights and like it was like whatever but i just sat there literally and like killed an hour staring out the window and i was like whatever but i just sat there literally and like killed an hour staring out the window and i was like i probably look so dumb to the lady next to me because she's like what is she looking at it's pitch black out there but when nobody knew i

literally almost like tapped her and told her to look because i was like this is like i have to share this with someone but i didn't want to interrupt her because she this was so fucking cute i tried to get a video of, but the granddaughter who was like 40 something started watching the Croods and had subtitles on and they were sharing headphones and the grandma was watching the Croods with her on the fucking TV.

And like, so she was just turned over like looking at her granddaughter's TV and I was like, oh my God, that's so fucking cute. But yeah, and then at one point I put my feet up and then the grandma was like, don't your feet start to hurt after long flights like this? Like from them just being still? And I was like, yeah, it hurts a lot.

And then she was like, I have this. And then she used her cane to like poke her bag and she showed me that she'd put her bag there so that her feet were like a little lifted so that the blood wouldn't go to her feet. And then when I got in my Uber, I realized Uber is literally so fucking scary because i got an uber that it was a model x tesla which i'd never been in but you know how they like go

super fast my uber was trying to fucking show off or something because in the airport when i got into the car he zoomed to 40 in a second i was like he's gonna kill me and he literally shaved three minutes off of the drive because he was driving so fucking crazy you remember i you were in that car too that bmw that went like 140 oh my god yes yeah it hit 170 miles per hour it was fucking scary as fuck like why did i have a picture of it and it was the picture i got was 129 which is like the fastest i've ever gone um in a car but yeah ubers are so scary and then i was like does uber have anything to stop minors from getting in cars because i was like we were we were fucking 14 and 15 yeah getting into random ubers and i was like okay if anybody at uber hears this you could take this idea and implement it

like i won't be mad because honestly i just care about the safety of other people because i got id'd before i don't know if it's anymore but i think you can get id'd when you go into it because technically minors shouldn't be allowed to get into it but like of course there's ubers who are like bitch i'm taking this ride like i'm gonna like get my money but what i was thinking was for a way to make it so that because obviously there are setups where like if a parent like can't take their kid to school or something like that or pick their kid up they'll like maybe send an uber for the kid what they should do is have like accounts but this is maybe a liability thing and that's a whole other discussion but if it's not you can take my idea i was thinking oh my god why don't they just have accounts that like you can have a parental account so that the kid can like only

get in an uber when it it sends a verification code to the parent and they get a yes back for the kid to get in the car. Interesting. But I think that would open a lot of liability up. Yeah. I mean, take it or leave it. You could just put it in a Chucky doll package, like a four-year-old toddler,

and say it's like a toy and you ship it yeah do the package thing on uber and just throw your kid in there yeah um well i debated whether i was going to talk about this or not because it is actually so fucking humiliating and embarrassing for me that this happened um but the the show were here on hbo premiered and if you don't know what the show is it's i forget the returning drag queens that are on it was the third season yeah it's like i know bob the drag queen eureka and shangela yeah i don't know if they're the hosts every season but they were the hosts of this episode and i had watched this is actually so fucked up but i had watched like the first season with like a hookup before we hooked up in bed and it was i was like oh my god this is like this is awful but anyways not the show but this environment

that i'm in this like energy that i'm having right now but i'm watching this show and madeline and steve or i'm at Madeline and Steven's house. And they're like, Oh, let's watch the we're here episode. We open it. It says Granbury, Texas,

which is my hometown. There's no way open the fucking episode. It is fully an entire. I know they showed the square and I was like, I've been there. It's the entire episode on drag Queens going to my hometown. And I remember hearing about this a while ago on like the 4th of July because like it was like it was a big thing. Like people were being like extremely hateful and they were like, no, we don't want drag queens in our community.

We don't want gay people in our community, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Like just being hateful bigots and like threatening them like threatening their lives and shit and like i i was like oh there's no way they air that episode or if they do they're not going to talk about that nope the entire episode was how fucking awful granberry texas is and how terrible my hometown is and i was so fucking embarrassed and but i was also high on delta eight or whatever which is another story you're high on fucking deli weed. Fucking cybernetic weed. That shit is straight Kim's, bro. Like, I don't know.

It's cybernetic. And then what's that one word you said at the last episode with the little like the little symbols and data chips you're eating? It's called start with an A or something. Ammonia? No, no, no, not ammonia. It's like you air dropped out on the plane to Japan. Oh, sigils.

Yeah. Sigils and cybernetics. Cybernetics and sigils in it's sigils and cybernetics cybernetics and sigils in delta a oh my god i went to the biggest fucking smoke shop and it scared the fuck out of me they had a free kratom sign and i've seen kratom with smoke shops drew i should have taken a picture but like the guy who worked there was like kind of like watching me and my friend walk around i was like i won't like take pictures because i don't want him to feel like we're making fun of him in some way but it was so huge it was in what used to be a pay less but it didn't get smaller but it didn't

get smaller it was that big it was the biggest smoke shop ever and i was like drew should be here because this is crazy they had like you know like when you buy like flour like big things of flour that that is fucking crazy of just crazy but. The normalization of Kratom is so dangerous. I've seen it at fucking Air One. I've seen videos of like girls like going to Air One and getting this shot that they don't know what's in it and saying like, oh, like this is supposedly like a supposedly a. Like an alternative to drinking. So I'm going to drink this before I go out so I don't drink tonight. What they don't fucking

realize is they're taking essentially a dose of fucking painkillers before they go out. So just tread fucking carefully with Kratom. It is so evil and diabolical and it's crazy that it's being normalized and I don't know. I just have opinions on it.

Yeah, I have awful opinions on it too and when i saw the free crams on i was like this is crazy and then i asked him i was like i was like i know this is florida but like we're in miami and we're like not in like the part of miami that like who i assume like uses kratom is in and i was like oh like is this popular here and he was like we have people lining up at like 8 a.m to like get so bad it's like that should be a sign to not sell it but whatever straight up legal fucking heroin but anyways i'll finish my story we'll we'll talk about that in another episode because we both have crazy fucking opinions on that um but what was i saying about okay so we're here yeah sorry and no we're good um but or you're good but we're here on granbury texas um without spoiling too much because you should go watch the episode because

it's it's really fucking good um i i guess i was just finished i just all i wanted to say is that like i'm fucking embarrassed of my hometown and sad and like honestly like amazed with my parents and the fact that i was raised in that hometown the way i was and still came out a normal fucking person with like good values and morals because like the people that i grew up around are those people and i didn't realize it was bad growing up until i grew up and i was like damn like my hometown is fucking evil and they fucking suck and they are bigots and they are i mean it is crazy how like there i always taught i actually got to a huge conversation about it with somebody who's like a photography teacher at a art school in miami and i was like it it is really insane to think that like already because of where my

parents come from like I don't live, I never lived in like a political household. Like that was like, that was never a conversation in my household. Like politics and stuff was like, just always it for reasons I would rather not divulge publicly, but like, it was just not,

let's just say it didn't really affect us or them, but because that wasn't a thing. I never heard super homophobic rhetoric. Of course, I heard the classic random comments that would make me and my siblings be like. What do you mean by that? Yeah, what are you saying? But especially now, my dad is like. My dad specifically.

My mom is just an angel. And literally, I don't think there's a hateful bone in her body. And neither for my dad, really. But I just never heard that kind of crazy ass rhetoric damn like i'm sorry you're choking are you all right i got pretty high before this that's me but i just never heard that kind of rhetoric and it is crazy to think that there are some households that are like so like strict and like hard to like grow up in especially if you fall under like certain like identities and that's just that that's it like i i just like i always like when i hear because now i have plenty of friends who I hear about it and I'm just like, I never realized growing up how lucky I had it in terms of like, my parents were just so fucking willy nilly in a lot of ways.

They were just like, let me fucking do you figure it out. Just be safe, bro. Just so lucky. But yeah, that's kind of all I wanted to say is just like, it is insane that like. Kai, you can cough. He's like scared to cough. You can cough. Let it out.

Be true. Did you choke on water? I don't know what I choked on. My penis. Oh my God. Oh yeah. I choked on Drew's penis. It's like, you know how the microphone wires are like down on the floor and going over

there? Yeah, it's snaking over to you. Yeah. Dude, I'm trying to find the stupid ass comment you made to me and what i said to you but yeah i while anya's finding that comment um i guess it was a really bad idea for the first time me trying weed let alone cybernetic weed and a very long time i was watching an episode of a show about drag queens that is going to completely shit on and destroy my hometown where I grew up. But I got high and I had a good time. I had a good ass fucking time.

I called you and I was so shocked and I was literally so jealous. I had such a blast and I was like, damn, maybe I can do weed. Maybe what you need is the cybernetic shit. That's what I was thinking. I literally had that thought. I was like, oh, maybe I need this bullshit like like that because real weed just might be too potent it's too fucking strong because like literally never mind like uh that's another conversation but just completely actually no i'm gonna get into it no no no you you said see how hard i have it and

i was like wait why is there gonna be a a gay statue of you when you Elton John yourself in 30 years like you are going to be the first gay Granbury fame like Hall of Fame alumni and there's going to be a big statue of you like with and you're holding a disco ball

this is my town gosh but yeah did it make yeah did it make you did it make you sad not yes sad because some of the kids in that show I was like damn like I don't know it was just crazy to just

think be introspective kind of about my hometown and like look at it on like a more macro level than like kind of what i yeah then just like the nostalgia based shit you have on it because i'm like damn this place does fucking suck like i love it and i love going back there but like damn like there was just a lot of like gnarly bullshit that i had to deal with growing up and like it's just interesting um looking at it from like a lens of someone who i respect their opinions and like i

don't know just very crazy but yeah i got fucking stoned as fuck and it was lit i loved it um and there was a moment though where i laughed out loud at the show that we were watching we're here because i was literally this sounds like a fucking we're here brand deal but i was like i laughed out loud at the show that we were watching we're here because i was literally this sounds like a fucking we're here brand deal but i was like i laughed out loud at it and then i got really quiet for 20 minutes and was inside my head spiraling about my laugh and i was like oh my god like that was too loud that was a weird laugh like i can't believe i laughed like that was that too loud did i even laugh like what's going on and then i would just like spiral out of control and then ended up thinking about like killing myself or some shit like and i need to talk myself but that's what weed does to me that's why i can't do it is it like really makes me spiral in

a bad way but i turned it around while you were doing that um i was in my old i was in my like 30s era where my mom was like we should have wine wine. And I was like, okay. And then I would get a bottle of wine with her and like sit at the table with a cup of wine and like talking to my mom and like my friends. And I was like, damn, this is like, this really is what being in your mid twenties is like. Well, shit, but it was fucking lit. Did we ever talk about the Loewe party?

No. So Inya got invited to this laueve party um and i'll let you like preface it so i got invited and i really wanted to go but like originally i was gonna go with ryan but she i fucked up the dates and she was like on the other side of town and i just want i like i get really anxious about those kind of things because like especially going alone like i don't want to go to. I don't think anybody wants to go to a fucking party alone, let alone a party where I'm like, oh, like I don't know if anybody I know is going to be there. And it's kind of like an event thing, whatever.

So like I but I was like, I'm going to go because like I want to be in these kind of rooms and I need to just put myself in the room and whatever. So own the space. And I like I belong. I asked Josiah and Drew to drop me off. And like they're in their PJs, like about to have like a chill ass, like sit down night. And I was like, can y'all drop me off and whatever. And then like maybe I'll be in for 15 minutes and just like kind of linger around if you're down and like I'll get out and like come back out.

But then we got there and I was texting around about her getting there. And she was like, dude, I'm still at this dinner or whatever. And then I was like, oh, it's so far from where she is. I don't even know if it's worth it for her to come here because I don't want to be here that long. So then I was like freaking out because I was like, dude, I need to go inside. But then I texted a few friends and they were like, they're going to go. So I was like, oh, maybe they're there already. Maybe I just go in.

Like I was just freaking the fuck out about like going inside because. And being alone. It just wasn't the vibe that night either. Yeah, I was just like scared. I think no matter what vibe I was in, I don't want to go into somewhere alone because I get really scared and like nervous and uncomfortable and like in my head about like me being there. And I'm like, oh my God, I'm the loser. Whatever.

Even though no one gives a fuck. But basically I had like texted somebody and I was like, is there a chance like I could bring one of my friends who's in the car with me in because like I can't go in. And like Drew and Josiah were like, I'm not fucking going in, bitch. fucking going in bitch like i'm literally i was like in a self-destruct mode so i was like i'll go in but i'm in my pjs but he was in his full tecla like striped pjs with his comb day fuck down hat it was fucking sick it was the hardest outfit of 2020 and his like orange and blue like i think i like subconsciously threw together those last bits just in case i was gonna go in so i could yeah um and then he like went in and literally like

so it was like josiah in sweatpants listening to me well because you you went i was just making sure you heard that oh yeah no and i just didn't want to comment on it because I was going to let it go. Like, I understood what you said. But whatever. We, like, end up, it ends up being that both of them could go in. And my, like, my girl who was, like, getting me in was like, oh, like, just, there's valet. So just bring your car up and, like, y'all can go in. So we valet the car and hop out me in like this cute fit like obviously like i dressed up to go to this party and then like josiah and his sweats socks and like this

juicy couture crop top i gave him because he didn't want to wear them one yeah he didn't want to wear his other shirt so he wore that and then a sweater wrapped around him like bricked fit like he was just like oh i don't want to be in my pjs i wanted to be a crazy fit so i gave him basically what i had in my trunk and then he had his hair up and his glasses on and drew on my other side in his fucking craziest outfit and my like the girl getting me in was literally like this is awesome like she was like this is so funny she was like oh yeah y'all like dress the part like go in yeah but we pull up we go inside and it's not a small event it's like every famous person ever is there and like it's a party it's like a

cool thing and then i'm walking around in a comb day fuck down beanie all the way to my eyebrows literal pajamas but i felt cool yeah it was awesome we like stood in there for like literally 30 minutes talked to a few friends and then like we were like all right we need to leave because it literally was a party like we're famous people by the way i just need to say that they were famous people that we were friends with because like we know famous people like it's just you might as well like name drop but no name dropping is like makes you a loser but doja cat we should just start claiming that we're like really close to her carly that's all we do his life oh timothy was there oh my god we we should have mentioned

how good he was in bones and all we didn't even i'll just text him after this honestly yeah text him i'm gonna facetime him in a bit probably i haven't talked to him in a while yeah i'll just hop on with you um but yeah drew pulled the worst fits we'll throw it actually it was like the best fit but it was just awesome because like he looked he looked like he accidentally like had too much melatonin and was like i'm gonna take a nap before the party i'm like exhausted gave himself melatonin woke up as the party started was like dude fuck i need to just like get there and then went because like your eyes were a little droopy but like that was a part of the look um yep and that's it i think that's it that was the laueve event fiasco um i did get laid that night. No, he didn't. He did not.

He went home and went to sleep. And then, you know what's so stupid? You know what's crazy is I wore the pajamas to the party, smoked cigarette filled, disgusting ass sweaty event, came home, went to bed in them. Because I'm not washing that shit. I wanted to wear my pajamas. I was ready for bed.

We were only there for like 20 minutes. Oh, um, fuck. What the fuck was I going to say based on that? Oh, and because that we were like, for like 20 minutes oh um fuck what the fuck was i gonna say based on that oh and because that we were like oh my god wait we should go out tomorrow like we should re-enter our like going out and having fun era and then the next night when it came to it there was like a party we were gonna go to and all of us are like hell no like i am not doing that we've been in our like stay home and play fortnight and like talk to nobody and do nothing and like broadway well one time at a random hookup they had pasta on the stove while we were hooking up it started

smoking so fucking much that i thought we were going to die of smoke inhalation still saw it through though that's what i wrote down what did y'all just like like water it down and keep it pushing no i don't know what happened i don't know what happened. I don't know what happened. I just remember the pasta setting on fire. I don't know why there was pasta on the stove. Well, my dad, if you know, you know, like when you make big pots of like soup or like beef soup or chicken soup,

like what a lot, at least my family did. I'm assuming this is what Latin families will do. Just leave it on there. Yeah, you just leave it on the stove and then you like heat it up every day so that it doesn't rot, which I don't know what the theory to that is, but whatever.

But my dad like three times in one year came home from being out and like drinking with his friends and would come home and then be like, fuck, I didn't heat up the soup today and like go to heat up the soup and me and my siblings would wake up in the living room with the house full of smoke and be like, what the fuck? And he's like heat up the soup and me and my siblings would wake up in the living room with the house full of smoke and be like,

what the fuck? And he's like, fuck the soup. And like would have to go and like throw the pot outside and water it down. And then we'd have to stay up for an hour with the windows open waiting till it like got out so that we didn't die of smoke inhalation in our sleep. And he did that like three times in a year.

And then he stopped obviously thinking in his drunken stupor that he was going to like, oh, yeah, I'm going to save myself like $30 worth of soup right now. You know what? Actually, this is crazy. This is completely different from what you were talking about. But it kind of goes with the whole like my hometown learning different shit growing up and like hearing different things and being surrounded by different things. Instead of fucking sex ed, which is what i thought it was called but i was reminded recently that we had a class called abstinence in public school so they didn't teach us sexual

education they taught us not to have sex is that what abstinence is yeah like abstaining from sex yeah that's what we were taught in school we were taught sex ed and i remember literally in fifth grade when we were all sat like in different rooms like the boys in one room of the girls in one room to watch our separate videos and like i remember because it was like a illustration and that was in the era where everybody was smoking smarties and like a bunch of us weren't paying attention and we're like smoking smarties and then in ninth grade they like didn't we had a whole sex ed class like we like yeah our school fully had a class dedicated to sex

education like it was like our last period my last period i remember when they did the condom thing with the banana and we were like you're playing with a fucking banana right now you're so weird we didn't have that and i thought we that. But what I do remember is we did watch those videos in fifth grade, like boys in one room, girls in the other. And I remember at the end of it, we were all given like a little goodie bag of like hygiene products because it was like 30 of us watching the video. And in the bag, there was like a mini version of this deodorant that to this day i think it's the best smelling deodorant i've ever smelled and it was what's the red brand off spice one old spice old spice um it was like oh ice ice old spice yeah ice spice it's the munch flavor um but the munch flavor yeah because you eat deodorant that's how you like keep your armpits

clean no dude you put it on yeah you fucking put it on what are you talking about right now you're crazy would i rub it on my skin and give me kim burns no you eat it and then it just comes okay old spice literally gives everybody yeah why is that a thing that everybody has had happen in their life and they're still a profiting brand that's on their shelves men are so useless because somebody i used to see got mad chemical burns from their deodorant and i was like and he was just like i don't know like i guess that's just the way it is and i was like that's not the way it is you stop using it and you switch over and i had to manually throw away his deodorant and go to the store with him to get him new deodorant and be like this won't burn you.

That is so lit. I had that happen in like middle school where I got the Kim Burns and I never used it again. But that deodorant is the greatest smelling deodorant I've ever smelled in my life. And sometimes I'll get a whiff of it in public and I haven't been able to find it. And I'll get a whiff of someone wearing it in public. And I'm not going to go up to a random fucking dude and be like, what deodorant are you wearing right now? Because I remember when I was in fifth grade and I love it.

I can't do that. And I just can never find it. And it was like the original formula. We should go to CVS and like open all of them and like give them whiffs. I've done that before and I just cannot find it. We haven't hung out in a CVS together in too long. I was trying to get all my friends in Miami to hang out in a CVS. We were like doing the thing that's like very miami of us where we had nowhere to fucking go and we were just like standing in different parking lots until we decided until i finally convinced

everybody to go to flanagan's at 1 a.m and those chicken wings like dude they my stomach was genuinely like contorting like it was like jumping and i've never had that happen and i actually was like fuck dude i wanted this so bad and now it's i'm gonna have food poisoning and like fucking stomach ulcers from it but i think i am in the clear but um i was like when everybody was walking to their cars we were like that's it like the hang is over meanwhile i was like 1 40 a.m and i was like the hang is over like should we go to cvs and everybody was like no bitch we're going home and i was like all right sorry let's go they just don't hang yeah they don't understand they don't understand the cvs sleigh this cv sleigh the yodeling kid and backpack kid actually dated did you know that

they were like a little thing i think they have a weird age gap so like what's up with that? That's what I'm fucking saying. That's what I've been saying this entire fucking time. The yodeling kid. Who would get a Thunberg date in that sphere? Like who would be like her girl? Little Nas X.

No, no. I can't see that. I feel like she has to date a girl. Little Nas X. No, no. I can't see that. I feel like she has to date a girl. Why? I just, that's her vibe for me. I'd say the girl that was on Ellen DeGeneres with her and her little sister. Sophie. Sophie.

And now she's like a drill rapper. Okay. Because opposites attract. Yeah. Either that or you know who would be the grace vanderwall girl do you know what i'm saying i love grace she she's gorgeous also but like they like i need to see them go on a date daniel larson being obsessed with grace vanderwall wait is that what i'm thinking okay but they would have to like go on a date when like grace like

first did her first audition like her and greta like at 14 or like i don't know how old she is here but if it worked out otp ship ship ship why is that oh she was so cute what was she fucking a wait why did she a it was why did she a yeah behind you supporting you okay like get to singing this is christian yes no she's 12 years old that's her own song too no i don't know my name oh it is yeah i don't play by the rules of the game. Come on, Chills. I don't play by the rules of the game.

I didn't. Oh, no. I have goosebumps. An original song at the age of 12. And it's a good fucking song. Wow. Okay. This episode is dedicated to Grace.

Yeah. We love you girl. This is Grace's episode. Wow. Yeah. Wow. I feel like she has a tapestry in her room right now.

Oh she definitely does. Yeah. I bet she bleached her eyebrows by now too. She would eat with bleached eyebrows. No. She's definitely past her tapestry.

Bitch at the rate she was moving she already had her tapestry in that up like in that video right fuck there was something that i wanted to write right right somebody i saw somebody comment it was like dude i didn't get half the references they were like talking about this last episode right right if you don't know that one like come on well let's talk about china regulating their tiktok to their youth and promoting only 30 minutes a day on their app maybe it's an hour i don't fucking know and on top of that they promote learning tiktoks to everybody but in america they don't have a time limit to our children and you can watch whatever the fuck i can watch a person die and then three seconds later watch a cute animal video well i'm not on tiktok anymore

so explain that uh but you know what like what's better me spending like four hours on tiktok or me becoming hyper obsessed with my plane crash. And also buying shit. Yeah. At an alarming rate. Right. Right. How much you get those carrots for? I would pay 99 cents for them.

Is that like on a good day or just like a whatever fucking price? That's a good price. 30 cents. 33 cents. 33 cents. That's an obscure reference. And if you get that one that's crazy but so was that good or just whatever is that a good price or whatever price is that so is that good or whatever price yeah we just have to tweak it a little so we could use it like right so was that good or just like whatever right right yeah they would be a good couple we need to make them date holy shit like

the end of this episode has been like nothing like i haven't like acknowledged that there's a camera here we've just been talking to each other but there was something else i have other stuff i'm gonna save it for the next episode since we got a stack for the holidays do you want to save it yeah i'll save it yeah save yourself hey you you have to save yourself you know what it was spotify raps oh we review it the 13th maybe that could be our media let's go into media but it'll be no let's save it save that for the new year's episode all right here's the media media uh i don could know my name what you're listening to right now um technopolis by yellow magic orchestra that's the way actually i'm not gonna give that

one because i want to keep that one for myself right now how about that and then honestly love is overtaking me by earth arthur russell and black metal by dean blunt that's like all i've been listening to recently other than like other stuff that I don't want to give out. Oh, I just got a text from Zamar saying, I had a dream you were a suicide bomber and you literally bombed a gas station. Sounds about right. Why is everybody dreaming about me? I know. Because another friend dreamed about me.

Quinn had a scary dream about Drew too. Maybe you are overtaken by a dream. I think so. And these are like my spiritual friends is zamar spiritual no zamar i don't find zamar like to be a spiritual man zamar lives by the happiness of his own accord which is beautiful and i'm jealous um so i was on like a sad ass fucking vibe in texas so pinta nina santa maria by evangelist Pinta Nina Santa Maria by Vangelis ladies and gentlemen we are floating in space spiritualized

and you know I did it I had to fucking do it and I did Star Roving in slow-mo by Slow Dive I had to do it I just had to because it was an emotional Thanksgiving for some reason just sad as fuck but I loved it it was cute

alright well thank you guys so much for listening see you next week gay penis he's just like Bye.