Emergency Intercom - Dreams and The Astral Plane

Episode Date: December 10, 2021

Enya and Drew can't escape the evil that lurks in their subconscious and Enya unlocks Drew's deep fear of space. Follow Enya on Insta: @EnyaUmanzor Follow Drew on Insta: @DrewPhillips09 To listen to the podcast on YouTube: bit.ly/EmergencyIntercomPodYT Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: bit.ly/EmergencyIntercom If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: bit.ly/EmergencyIntercom Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I'm, like, so worried about my sister. Randy, you cannot marry a murderer. I was sick, but I am healed. Returning to W Network and Stack TV. The West Side Ripper is back. If you're not killing these people, then who is? That's what I want to know. Starring Kaley Cuoco and Chris Messina.

The only investigating I'm doing these days is who shit their pants. Killer messaged you yesterday? This is so dangerous. I gotta get out of this. Based on a true story. New season Mondays at 9 Eastern and Pacific. Only on W. Stream on Stack TV. Welcome back to this episode of emergency interquam emergency interquomo governor quomo somebody somebody commented it was like every single fucking time you say welcome back

to this episode it doesn't make sense because i've never been here how are you welcoming me should we um and i'm not gonna change it i'm not changing it and i need 30 more comments about that to boost us in the algorithm no um fuck what was i gonna fucking say damn it oh my god whatever you said should we oh i was gonna say should we introduce ourselves every episode like yeah i'm in yeah i'm drew okay but i don't know if we need to do that because i mean that's pretty big-headed of you there are plenty of people who come on here and they're like i have no idea who these fucks are that's what i'm saying that is pretty like um like dim like i don't even know why i think the first episode i said like let's say this because it sounded good in my brain and

i didn't think about the fact that i think we said like no i think on the first episode we said, like, no, I think on the first episode we said, like, welcome to Emergency Intercom. But now we say welcome to Emergency Intercom. Welcome back to this episode. Welcome to Emergency Intercom. Yeah, welcome to Emergency Intercom. My name is Enya Umanzor. And I'm Drew Phillips. Andrew for short.

My tits are huge. Actually, I didn't even tell you this, but when I was in New York. Did your boobs get bigger? No. When I was in New York, I was shopping at this store, and the lady who runs the brand, it was like a pop-up. She wanted my phone number. She said, you weren't there. Why are you interjecting yourself?

But basically, she looked at my boobs and guessed my boob size. Damn. Because she kept being like, I used to make bras, I used to make bras, which showed in the clothing, because I never also- Let me guess my boob size like because she's she kept it being like i used to make bras i used to make bras which showed in the clothing because i never also let me guess your boob size try oh my god are you are you good? I'm trying new I'm trying new

Does it taste bad? No I choked on it Can I try some? You say Can I try Can I guess your boob size i like took a sip and then i started laughing at my answer because i was gonna say like 36 f or something so it's like at like insane but no i don't know boob sizes like are you like a c i wish i used to be a c so are you a b

or d i'm a d i'm a d cup for anybody you're a 7d no what the fuck if i 34d so yeah because that what that did you say 34 i think i'm 36 i have a wider rib cage than people assume but that's what she said she like looked at me and said 34d I was like, that's insane for how close she was. Because I've been standing in front of this woman for like three minutes and she hasn't like seen my boobs. And she was like, yeah, I'm a bra maker. Like I like really know boobs well. And then the brand I'm talking about is Pretties.

The woman who runs that brand is literally one of the most interesting characters I've ever spoken to. I literally loved her. But it's a brand I've always seen bitches wear. And I'm like, I really want this shit. is literally one of the most interesting characters i've ever spoken to i literally loved her um but it's a brand i've always seen bitches wear and i'm like i really want this shit but i didn't think my boobs would look good in it because you know how the old saying goes nobody likes big tits when it comes to clothing um so i had like my doubts but that clothing does like big tits and that's my story but she looked at me and guessed my boob size.

And I was like, that's insane. And then she said the funniest thing. And she's like, and that's without squeezing or anything. And I was like, that is without. That's without feeling those sandbags. Shut the fuck up. Those heavy little sandbags. And that's my story.

And I've been on the shopping spree. And I love buying clothes. I'm still not over. My throat is burning right now and it's in my nose. I'm going to have a sinus infection from that. So I hope you guys are happy. I hope they be happy.

You don't have anything else to say, bitch? I was going to say I watched or I'm like 95% sure that I saw someone die in front of me. In my dream, I saw someone die and front of me um in my dream i saw someone die and it was really fucking gnarly oh my god wait sorry so sorry i'm just like i'm remembering my whole dream and in my dream was fucked up dude i had a fucked up dream too i have it all written down we're gonna get into this episode but literally i texted the group chat right when it happened, but I was driving to go get some dinner and

like, I was parked at the, the light where the people like sell flowers and I was going to buy some flowers. So I was like, Inya does it. Like she's teaching me something like this is like a really good thing to do for these people. So I was going to buy flowers and then, um fucking car at the intersection like like sped through like I like right in front of me like I thought your car was gonna get hit I was like oh my fucking god sped through there and like hit this other car in that that was like going to turn

and like crash into the front of it and like immediately it was like the loudest sound I've ever heard like like you could hear screams from inside the car and my window was down so i could hear them and then like immediately just smoke rose and i was like i saw like all these like men like getting out of their cars and like running over there and i was like dude i'm such a because like i just stayed in my car and just like looked like watched and like cops showed up whatever we were i was stuck at the light for like 10 minutes and like it was smoking and like looked like watched and like cops showed up whatever we were i was stuck at the light for like 10 minutes and like it was smoking and i was like do i like get out of here like is this car gonna explode and then an ambulance showed up and like carried this like

a woman out of the car um and she was like covered in blood and she like got put on a stretcher and i don't know if she was dead or alive so death follows me death follows me you are so fucking annoying no the the fucking thing not being like and that was really tragic that that would happen to somebody else who has nothing to do with me you making it about yourself yeah yep that follows me everywhere i go i've seen so many people die in miami there's this one street next to my house that I always was like, the jaywalking here is insane, but I never put two pieces together. It's like a five lane road, like two lanes and then a turning lane. But it is literally, I'm not kidding, that street goes a mile without any crosswalks.

So that's why the jaywalking is so bad. But basically, my brother and dad saw someone who got hit by a car and her legs were broken damn my aunt got run over by a bus once oh i don't want to air my family out but something happened like that that makes it seem like one of my family members hit someone but no sadly my oh one time no i don't i don't want to say things that are gonna embarrass embarrass my family. One time my aunt sped into a pole. She's okay, but. Me when I let the intrusive thoughts win.

When they just like take over. Yeah, but my aunt got run over by a bus. And yeah, it was just like this family spectacle. She's fine though. And she like can walk. She can walk now. This family spectacle she's fine though and she like she can walk now it's family spectacle but before i forget my stupid fucking dream i was like in traffic and i had to get home really quick because something bad was happening at my family's house so i was like trying to rush to

get like around this traffic and i was like yeah and i was in my dad's big ass truck and I just like kind of went off road to go around and everyone was stopped in front of this car that had parked and there was a lady outside screaming just like screaming and I couldn't hear what she was saying and everyone turned to me and was like no like back up like do not come this way and then I almost didn't listen to them to be rude because I saw there was a space I could speed past I was like oh whatever wait you literally experienced what i experienced in real life in your dreamscape no because what i say next is like really really really fucked up like and so graphic um i like went into a gas station to cut through the gas station to get onto another road and when my car was still facing this

woman i looked and she i think had like a bomb or something on her and she fucking just exploded and like it like in my dream was so vivid that i watched like a human like literally explode and everyone around her like was like hit with shrapnels of her bones oh my god and like was freaking out um and then i was like i don't even have time to process this because something bad something else bad is happening in my family's house. So I had to rush home. And the bad thing happening in my family's house was this stalker person was trying to break into my family's home. And when I got there, the doors were unlocked.

So I thought my family was murdered already. And it was a really big house. And I had to run around the house trying to find my family. And I thought all of them were dead. And that was my dream last night. And then I woke up with a really big house. And I had to run around the house trying to find my family. And I thought all of them were dead. Aw. And that was my dream last night. And then I woke up with a really dry throat. Oh, see, I've been waking up with a really dry throat recently.

It's because our fucking home gets to, I'm not kidding, 63 degrees in the middle of the night. Yep. And also the mold. No, it's not the mold. But I will say you've scared me with the mold. And now I don't want to run the heater because I don't want to cook the black mold. We're going to cook the black mold. And then the spores are going to be released. And we'll be like, oh, it's not the mold. But I will say you've scared me with the mold. And now I don't want to run the heater because I don't want to cook the black mold. We're going to cook the black mold. And then the spores are going to be released.

And we'll be like, oh, it's time. Let's go. Why don't you get that mold testing kit that I sent you? I'm going to. I asked for it for Christmas from my mom. But I have to go into my notes because I have it written down. Your dream? Dream. have to go into my um notes because i have it written down your dream my dream dream okay i just needed to get the people who were involved um and just like a brief synopsis of like what

was going on okay so it was me you oh ryan and a fourth party that i can't remember who it was for the life of me and i even wrote that down in the notes because i was like i don't know who the fuck was with us but someone else was with us but it was us the life of me. And I even wrote that down in the notes. Cause I was like, I don't know who the fuck was with us, but someone else was with us, but it was us four. We were eating like brunch in New York. Like we were just like, we were having a late brunch in New York and like, we're just sitting there like shooting the shits.

Like, I remember like the conversation we were having was like actually funny. And I was like, Oh, like I want to write this down, but I forgot it because I was like actually funny shit. And I was like, why is my like sleeping brain actually hilarious too um but then like all of a sudden

we hear like these like blood curdling screeches like from behind us and um like the loudest screams like i've ever heard in my entire life like screeches um and like we were all immediately like wait what the fuck is going on like let's go check it out so like we all four walk around this like corner and like we see the people screaming and there's like this uh like um apartment building that was like being built that like had collapsed on onto like a couple workers and i was we were like oh like that's not that big of a deal like let's help these people get out so we helped these like construction workers get out everybody was fine and then we keep walking the screams are like continuing and like as we keep walking up the street they get louder and louder and louder

and then like we like eventually hit this point where up the street like a sinkhole had opened up underneath like this skyscraper and it had collapsed and like all you could see were like dead bodies just flung everywhere like they were like you know light poles like um like someone's gonna diagnose us in the comments and be like it is not normal to have this vivid of like terrifying dreams but we have them all the time it was fucked up like i was like it was like the plane crash like a dream that i had like in like one of the first episodes but it was like so vivid like i could see like the smoke in the air and like you could feel it in your lungs and like the people that like they were like parts of the building that hadn't fully collapsed like

the stairwells hadn't fully collapsed so they were like people like at the top of those like screaming like help me help me my kids are down there like literally like i could like i retained like everybody's like conversation there was like people like hanging from light poles and like crazy as shit and just like like screams like deaf like deafening, deafening screams. And then I don't know how it ended. I don't remember at the top of my head. Um, oh, but yeah, we like, we were, we were digging, we just were digging for bodies. And, um, uh, and then I remember like, or at the end of it, like we went back to brunch and we just had a conversation. We were like, that just changed the trajectory of our life forever. I can't believe that experience.

But we went back to brunch. Yeah, but we still had our mimosas. After digging up dead bodies. I've actually never once in my life had an alcoholic drink at brunch. Neither have I. Like, I don't... That sounds like I've gotten day drunk once and then i was like oh i want to sleep by six so like why why would i do that day drunk is fun though maybe if i had the chance to

do it right now like i'm like right now like at this fucking moment let's get drunk right now let's do it i've actually realized there are a lot of people who, like, drink when filming their podcasts and, like, drink before. And I'm like... That's a little unhealthy. That's not... I remember... Imagine you had to drink to work. I was like...

One of the earlier episodes, I was like, I, like, feel like if I just had, like, a shot before every podcast, like, I would be, like, I would be good. Like, I'd feel fine. And then both of y'all were like absolutely fucking not you said that again like in front of me and another friend of ours and we were both he was like no like no you do not do that because i think you had had like an alcoholic drink and we were like being really funny and you were like i should do this before we film and you're like no you don't need to don't do all that don't do all that um when i live alone i am gonna no but the thing is i i always talk about this i like to enter my wine era i like no not even wine because the thing with wine is like

i like seeing like the like other 25 year old girls and like doing their wine thing or like the 24 year old like girls doing their wine thing but like wine tastes like fucking butt fuck and you can't convince me otherwise like that truffle butter tastes like truffle butter but fuck that's a good joke come on come on man give it to me give it to me come on just like give it to me yeah yeah yeah chill um wine tastes like but but um i was just gonna say like being like someone who could make like pretty drinks i always see on tiktok like those pages of someone being like let's make this drink and they make like a really pretty drink and i'm like whoa but i don't want the alcohol do you know what alcohol is what makes all that shit taste like that but that's why i got that like um non-alcoholic spritz spritzer bitter bitter bitter spritzer

bitters literally what elevates an alcoholic beverage to the next level for me every single time is if it's purple and if it has sparkles in it and you're talking about one specific drink no that's hypnotic but I'm talking about mixed drinks. There's this, I've just seen it made a bunch of times where they put like mica powder. Oh, you know. And it's purple. And then they also add like lemon juice and then it turns blue. I'm like, come on.

Come on, chemistry. Also in New York, that one bar we went to, all of those drinks are so pretty. I don't want to say the name of it because I enjoy going there. You don't want to blow the spot up it's a really popular bar it's not like i'm like i don't want to give promo but i just like um i like to go there get drunk and talk shit and if one of you saw me there i would actually probably tell you my business because i would be two drinks in and be like um but yeah that place has like really pretty drinks like i love a bar that's like pretty drinks i can't be a part of like dive bar culture like dude i i've decided when i go back um to texas uh for christmas that i will i i've never i don't think i've ever been to like a dive

bar before like legitimately i've never been to one so when i go back to texas i'm going to go to the bars in my hometown which i've never been to and i just want to observe like that's different though like i would love to go to watch but i mean like to actually be like let's go out for drinks this is where we're going like can it be me like could not be for some reason it sounds like kind of fun it sounds fun with a group of friends when that's your intention. But if your intention is to have a key and to like be like sweet sleigh. No. Imagine saying that sentence to a fucking pilgrim.

If you're trying to have a key, a sweet sleigh. What the fuck does that mean? I mean, I know what it means because I'm straight. But no, I don't know what it means. I'm straight. Me when it's cold outside. Burr. Burr.

Purr. Burr. It's cold. Shut up. Burried. Why buried? Period. Shut up.

Grandma. Also, more places need film photo booths and that's my hot take like because nothing you are so no listen to this nothing reeks of money grabber you bars would make so much more money if they had a seven dollar film photo booth because Because once I get two drinks into me, I'm swiping my card until I get a fucking chick I like. The thing is, every time I've ever been out with Inya, Orion, and Alisa, and there has been a film photo booth at the place we've been to. I'm not kidding. 96% of the time we are there, they are in that fucking photo booth taking photos. And we are serving, slaying. And then I'm outside doing poppers yeah and that's your fault you know you're outside holding the poppers while we're in there and we come out and we're like serve us yeah they're

like please give me a hit one popper please don't do that shit because it probably kills brain cells there's just not enough research on it i i saw um a tiktok of this dude who did poppers in a hot tub and it like burnt the fuck out of his face and i was like never also no i'm not gonna get into that but like it literally fucks with your heart but that's all i'll say things like that like there's just so many things that are like new that there aren't enough research for like even as small as like vapes like we still don't know what the fuck no that's not even asked that's like the biggest thing like i will 1000 have lung issues when i'm older because of like how much i vaped from like 16 to 23 like it literally will be a problem yeah and like i i

remember i looked it up because i was like do poppers like fuck with your like all i care about is my brain like if anything that's going into my body i'm like i just want to know if i'm about to be stupid as shit tomorrow like i just need to know um why you need to know and i think it was like specifically heart issues that that yeah i know if you take poppers and like viagra cialis like your chances of like going into cardiac arrest like skyrocket which like no one fucking knows about and like i'm sure there's a bunch of dudes out there who like have erectile dysfunction that takes cialis and are given like um poppers and it like fucks with their heart and they're

like wait why am i literally about to die right now well that's that's also a big issue with like a lot of um substances is people don't do the research and because there's no proper education on substances which in my opinion should be something you're taught because like i guess like you're you're taught something as simple as, like, you're technically not supposed to mix alcohol with caffeine, but who the fuck listens to that? Because, like, if I can have a vodka tequila or, I mean, a tequila Red Bull or a vodka Red Bull, I'm going to do it.

I'm going to put that in my body. I'm going to have it. But. This episode is brought to you by Samsung Galaxy. Ever captured a great night video only for it to be ruined by that one noisy talker? With Audio Erase on the new Samsung Galaxy S25 Ultra, you can reduce or remove unwanted noise and relive your favorite moments without the distractions. And that's not all.

New Galaxy AI features like NowBrief will give you personalized insights based on your day schedule so that you're prepared no matter what. Pre-order the Samsung Galaxy S25 Ultra now at Samsung.com. What's up, Spotify? This is Javi. I remember this one time we were on tour. We didn't have any guitar picks, and we didn't have time to go to the store, so we placed an order on Prime, and it got there the next day, ready for the show. Whatever you're into, it's on Prime.

Yeah, they need to, like, teach that kind of shit because it's all about um what's the term it's like it's harm reduction yeah harm reduction not like fucking being like just don't do it because that's gonna make me do it more like i was told that never mind i was told not to do a lot of things and i did them because i was told not to and i loved it i was told to ruin my life do a lot of things and i didn't do a lot of things and i did them because i was told not to and i loved it i was told to ruin my life do a lot of things and i didn't do a lot of things i just i say this all the time i genuinely am someone who i just don't have a natural interest in substance in general like i just am not like i like pretty like alcoholic drinks but like literally because i have like monkey brain and

like when i see a pretty drink that's the only time i'm ever like i need a drink is if i'm at a restaurant and i see a waiter walk by with a pretty drink and i'm like you do do that i've never like put that together but literally that's the only time like when we were out to uh dinner uh you like saw someone else order a margarita and you were like you know what i'm gonna get one yeah and then i saw it get brought to the table and i was like oh hold on wait a damn minute that looks beautiful and i know what it tastes like um and that's the only time i care about it but yeah monkey brain like i'm sure if like more substances looked pretty in my face i'd be like y'all so it's like i want it and i want a picture with it yes i think

um i i just have like a terrible view on i don't know if it's a bad view but i just literally like i'm like okay like why is it here why am i not supposed to do it um like if it i don't know how to explain it but like like why would i not want to alter my brain chemistry for a little bit like if i if i like am i kind of guaranteed like to come out of it like fine like why not you know i think because most people have addictive personalities and you're not just walking away from it that's what i'm saying. Like, I have an addictive personality. Yeah, I guess I also, like, dude, I know, like, I just know. I know I could not. I can't do anything once and be like, that was okay.

I can never do that again. Especially if it tastes good. If it tastes good, it makes me feel good. Because I am so, like, addictive to things that, like, I am very obviously, like, I like certain drinks. And, like, whether that be, like, a latte from a spot. Like, I'm like, oh, I had that drinks and like, whether that be like a latte from a spot, like I'm like, Oh, I had that that day and I had such a good day.

I'm going to keep doing it. So imagine it was a substance that was literally making me feel like I was having the best time of my life. I'd be like, well, I know I had the best time of my life, so I'm going to do it again. Like I'm going to do it again.

Um, but in general, I'm pretty lucky. Like I don't have an affinity, have an affinity for it at all like i could be like drunk as fuck and like think about it and be like if it's around if something's around and be like maybe i would do that but even when i'm like belligerently drunk i'm like oh no i don't want the only thing that stops me 100 of the time is like the we're being so vague like like about like substance in general

like someone's gonna assume we're like doing like heroin when i'm saying substance i mean like literally something i feel like especially in your 20s and like i feel like coke has kind of made a comeback like i don't literally never ever touch that in my life yeah i just like like that's when i'm saying other substances the substances i do consume are like weed and alcohol and even those like as we've said a lot of times like it's not on like a grand scale especially for someone our age range we're definitely like on the lower end of use drew literally never does anything um and like i like i said monkey brain i'm like oh that's gonna taste good like i want to now i never do anything now but i did do a lot of things and i've never done anything

period and there was a moment in my life where those things took control of me and i don't want to get into it because it's really personal for me but all i just want to say is just be careful please just be careful that's it how did we even get here i don't know i think i was talking about pretty drinks um pretty drinks to addiction yeah so basically yeah we're just two people who also do struggle with addiction and i think i keep that in mind and that's why i don't oh we got here because we were we made a joke about poppers and then we started talking about how like they're kind of dangerous yeah everything is enough every what's the other fucking term that it's like it's good in moderation

or it's bad in moderation everything is good in moderation um but also not everything because i'm like i don't know that i could say like meth is good in moderation literally doctors when they give adderall doctors in 1950 like literally they would just like everything's good yeah like they i've seen photos of like bottles of like opium cocaine acetaminophen or some shit like in a cough drop or a cough syrup and like y'all were just taking that like and also they used to put opium in tampons. We need to bring that back for me. You... Are you gonna put it in your butt?

Exactly. At my asshole. I would put a fucking opium tampon on my asshole. Are you kidding me? Dude, it's like cotton. Do you know how like difficult that would be to like get up there? It would like... It would be like, you know, the white...

Not with the fucking dookie shooter. The little plastic shooter. You just like... Like pop it up there do you know exactly what i'm talking about not with the dookie shooter like you mean the damp on applicator that it's for the butt part right okay i'm like um let's move on um something that i realized over the last like two weeks um was that i love being alone but again such an exaggeration saying two weeks it was a week it was a long time it was it was like i mean when you're alone time drags on like it was it was like 12 days alone time drags on like it was it was like 12 days though yeah um but i

loved every second of it i made zero efforts to reach out to people to hang out which like is kind of unhealthy and mean of me as a friend but also was it was also kind of scary because i was like dude when i live alone i told any of this like kind of scary because I was like, dude, when I live alone, I told Inya this, like, when we move out, I was like, I am genuinely, like, my biggest concern is, like, me, like, reclusing away. And not in, like, almost, like, in an unhealthy way. Like, more of, like, just, like, pulling back from every person in my life. And I literally did that for like 12 days well but it's really different

because i think about like last summer granted it was like during like covid but our our like close friend group was still seeing each other like i was still seeing orion and like elisa like i still like had like those people to see but when you and josh were gone and i spent like a lot of last summer alone and that was like you went to texas for like two weeks at a time sometimes and i went straight up to be alone bitch i did not reach out to fucking anyone i stayed home but i think it's easier to do that when you live with roommates because you rarely get that time alone so you want to like almost just like rest in that and i feel like when you like orion's like a pretty good example when she lived alone she was like way more likely to like leave the house

and like go find people to hang out with um because it i feel like it gets kind of boring pretty fast yeah no i i did not see another human being face to face for seven days. Like I did not interact with another person like in person for seven days. And that's including like, like just like strangers, like go. I don't think I left the house, but once I left the house once, which is. What did you postmates all your meals? Yeah. Yeah.

It was, it was not. It was not cool. It wasn't chill. And now the first time I spoke to someone was the girl at Air One. The cashier at Air One. My time alone slays because then I'm like, I'm bored. I'm going to go ride my bike and do all these healthy things and cook all my food and ride my bike to Air One and get my groceries. I will say I got so much work done. and like cook all my food and like ride my bike to like air one and like get my groceries i did i will say i got so much work done like like i recorded two videos i recorded two brand deals i

edited those two videos and then i finished this other project that i'm working on like literally just completely like isolated and worked a bunch for that reason i'm also so excited to live alone because i have a hard time doing shit in the house when we like when you and josh are here because i'm like way more tempted to go and like talk and shoot shit with y'all um instead of like staying my ass in my room and getting my work done and yeah when i was like alone i usually got oh oh yeah the last time you left and i was alone that's when i like uploaded my two youtube videos and edited like three videos in a row because i was just like alone and had nothing to do yeah um yeah also i just like realized like i fully am like a homebody like i i could like christian christian i told

christian i didn't leave the house for a week and he was like like, it's like that guy who got sick and stayed in bed. And then he really liked the feeling of being in bed. So he stayed in bed for the rest of his life. I don't know his fucking name, but he mentioned the name. And I was like, no, I literally am that person. I like the way I felt at home. I'm going to stay here for the rest of my life. I love socializing.

Love, love, love it. But I will say, I want to be alone for a few days so fucking bad. But I know I can't get that because I have to leave back to Miami soon. And there's no such thing as alone time when I'm around my family or in Miami. And we have work to do here. So I don't get to be alone. And I need it so fucking bad. Go get a hotel room this weekend no i thought

about doing that but then i was like no i don't want to like one spend that money and then two like i have to do things but i guess maybe i could do it because i have to like edit and be alone i'll figure it out my life is a slay and i'll figure it out yeah um speaking of traveling though i wanted to touch on the fact that um people do not know how to act in airports. Once humans enter an airport, I'm genuinely so sure their brain turns off. Yeah, all rules go out the door. Yeah, like all common sense fully goes out the window. Like, of course, I'm very aware that a lot of people who are entering the airport, it might be their first time traveling.

So maybe it's also like a defect as like kind of a vet in traveling where like i know what to do like i get there an hour before my flight departs i throw my bag on the fucking tray because i check it in drop my bag off go through tsa why the fuck are you wearing like eight layers to go through tsa like yeah why and oh dude the people who wear no socks like they wear sandals like they're bare feet i'm like girl you have foot fungus now i'm sorry like it literally irks the fuck out of me and i'm like you're ruining it for me as well like you i have to put my feet on that title now yeah you got foot fungus and also just like people take so long to get their shit out of their bag. I'm like.

Also, one thing that pisses me off that people do, it's like the same like idea of like putting your shopping crate back or like putting like cleaning up after yourself at a restaurant. Like something that people do at the fucking airport is they leave their goddamn trays on the TSA machine. And I'm like, why is it so fucking hard for you to pick up your tray and just put it where it's supposed to go? It's literally like three feet. Also, the system is set up to be done like that. Why are you fucking it up? Now all my shit is coming out of the x-ray machine. And like all of it's starting to do the thing.

It's crumbling up and like peaking. Yeah, like peaking. And I have to sit there and slam all the trains my jacket's getting hooked in the fucking roller bars and i have to like pull it up because it's and it's ripping in the fucking shreds because y'all are getting dressed literally at the whatever i will say i am someone who throws my shoes on there but like my system is flawless like i'm sorry like no one has ever looked at me at the airport and been like this bitch is taking too long because you would like i went to jfk the other day and it was the most packed i've ever seen it once one i like slayed the day away because i just paid 15 extra dollars to go through the

like speedy thing um so that was a serve and even with as long as the line was it took me like five minutes to get through tsa because Because I'm a fucking genius. I know what I'm doing. Get the fuck out of my way. There needs to be, like, a first-timers TSA. So, like, y'all can go there and, like, experience the, like, loveliness. The kindergarten. And, like, figure it out.

And, like, I can hurry the fuck up because I want to go to Starbucks before my flight. And, like, I have all of this timed out perfectly. Um, and also people. Dude, like lining up for the fucking plane. You pay for your seat. You will get to your seat. You will get on. You will get on there.

You will. No one's going to take your seat. Like people love to like fucking bum rush the lines to boarding. And I'm like, you're making this annoying because now we're all just going to have to stand on the tarmac. That's where Omicron virus was born. It was literally in the fucking airplane hordes before getting on the airplane. Yeah, I don't get why people do that. And then Drew was like, it's because people don't want to check their bag.

But I'm like, who fucking cares? Like, are you getting off the plane and then going right into surgery? You experienced it firsthand. But that would have, that like, that's different though. Because I fully, I fully check my bag every time. But also like, that's a rare occurrence that it takes your bag that long to get off of the carousel. Most of the time it takes you like five minutes to get off of the carousel. Most of the time, it takes you, like, five minutes to get your bag. Like, five to 15 minutes.

And think about this. Maybe don't pack like a psychopath when you only have a carry-on. I was just thinking last night, and I wrote it down, is why am I not seasonally depressed yet? Like, what's going on? Do you feel good? Yeah, I feel fucking awesome. I feel like the best i've felt in a very long time but like why something is coming that's also something i realized is something is coming like i don't know what is coming but something big is about to happen not with me me, with the world. You sound like every influencer who got a manager and immediately starts talking like that. Big things coming.

No, I mean like devastating. Like something is coming. COVID is not over yet. Girl, no, I'm saying COVID 2.0. Like something on that scale. We already got that. No, no, no. On that scale.

Like something is coming. Like reality shifting. Like something is happening and mark my words mark my fucking words you're fucking pissing me off because you're doing the same thing you do when you're like an earthquake is bound to happen you're just saying shit also an earthquake is gonna happen is like 50 50 so there's a 50 chance that you're like right but it's not even being right because it's like me saying like trust me on this trust me you hate to see a pretty girl win you hate to see windy you hate to see me confident in myself you know there's something that you need to look inside you're not even

being confident in yourself you're like projecting devastation onto the world because you want sadness for yourself dude that dude oh my fucking god when i was like the most depressed i'd ever been in like 2020 i was i was like constantly saying like like right before that i was like i am craving chaos like i need like chaos in my life like it's too like chill and i was like no it's like your fucking bed now look you're projecting it again yeah Yeah. I'm just saying something big is about to happen. No, something amazing is going to happen. And that's the year 2022. I literally wrote it down.

Something is coming. Wait, I want to read mine. Dude, my fucking notes app shit that I was like, I have to say this on the podcast is like actually dumb. Something is coming. I said tap water tastes really good especially from new york welcome welcome to the club tap water from new york and miami tastes so much better than la i switched up water tastes like fucking ball good as shit that exactly that shit tastes like balls it tastes like borderline nothingness in a very scary way. It tastes like I know there's something bad in here, but I just can't put my tongue on it.

It tastes like fucking roach legs. And then New York tap water tastes like nickel and dimes. And that's my favorite taste of water. So white people after it rains. I'm about to start licking you bitches. Because I know y'all taste good um bottled water from restaurants is a scam because they literally be making the food with tap water anyway like interest why am i gonna pay at like a pasta restaurant why am i gonna pay

like just serve me the pasta water why am i gonna pay for bottled water bitch you cooked my food in the tap water. So, I'm paying the same price. It's like, why are you trying to sell me bottled water? I just don't check. I have so much money, I don't even care. I hate, I can't stay when a fucking waiter is like, still or sparkling.

You're not fucking slick. Tap. Give me the tap. Tap water. Run me the tap water but no i switched up recently i literally like in my last video i said it i was like after our conversation with miss girl i was like wait maybe there are heavy metals in the los angeles tap water conversation with who emma and she i was like maybe there are heavy metals in the tap water. And I was like, I'm going to stop drinking tap water. But I have been constipated since I've stopped drinking tap water.

So I'm going back. I just like, I like the taste of like, whatever the fuck they be putting in filters, like a fresh filter taste, especially when you're supposed to rinse it and you don't rinse it. Whatever the fuck that is. I like it. Like, they're like, oh, make sure you rinse your Brita filter. Carbon and Lysol. Arsenic.

Arsenic. Also, this one's just really sad. But I'll say the one that's not sad before. I said, I don't understand inflation, but I remember when bags of chips went from 25 cents to 50 cents. And now they're like a dollar. What the fuck? Is that not insane? Because Potti's Fantasy World. And the serving like a dollar. What the fuck? Damn. Like, is that not insane? Because Potsy's Fantasy World.

And the serving is getting smaller. It's smaller, yeah. And also. Curious, really. Sometimes we, like, look so dumb. The serving is getting smaller, and the price is going up. What is going on, Joe Biden? Joe Biden, figure this out, motherfucker. motherfucker i'm not kidding i might as well ring

your fucking neck if you don't figure these fucking gas prices out i'm if you i was gonna say i'm gonna wring his neck but that would be like killing him because like i think if you like poked him in the chest his heart would stop no he's literally made of paper like i swear to god joe biden is made of fucking paper like i'm not i actually believe that with my chest if you blew on him his body would like go like this onto the floor them skinny bitches will slip under your door like he will sneak into our house under our doors um but yeah gas is so expensive which is like not the craziest thing i filled up and it was six six six six now um that's a dangerous number to be playing with. We literally looked up four sixes and it was a healing number.

And this motherfucker wants, like, the amount of sympathy and empathy you want is, like, unmatched. I said it in the fucking last episode. It literally is probably because I didn't get enough attention as a child. Which, honestly, is not true. Like, I think my parents gave me attention. No, you've literally convinced yourself they didn't, so you don't remember. I know.

And I bet we actors... Like, I got a new baseball bat every, like, season. Like, I think that's... I got a hug from my dad once every year. Dude, I got so much love. that's affection i got yeah i got like physical affection like i like my dad was like a big like acts of service and like gifts person so like he likes to like like when i'm back home i wake up and my dad's immediately like do you want a coffee do you want food like i'm gonna cook for you like blah blah blah like and

that's always how he was as a kid um like to us when we were kids and he was very like affectionate and like would hold us and like hug us and kiss us on the head and like do the whole thing um so that's why i expect way too much from people in my life now and i'm like where my hug at i'm like where are my gifts bitch and um people think that's like um like me being like um a greedy person but i'm like um no because i could buy myself whatever the fuck i want i just want you to care about me and see something stupid and be like oh and yeah i got this for you so why the fuck aren't you buying me something but because i'm not out of the house ever i am getting i'm literally inside all day i am getting to the point where i'm like um i want

expensive gifts from people i'm seeing i'm like why like why can't i get that like i think i deserve it like fuck what was like i was gonna say something oh this is a i don't even think this is a crazy take but like the hyper sexualization of like kai immediately of just like small human things like like hold my hand why is this sexualized like well because people aren't taught to like give um physical affection and then that's why they get into relationships and have a hard time they they hold their hands for the first time and they feel it in their wiener tip well i feel like that's like a normal thing for like kids but like there is like a big um there's a big lacking of like platonic physical i was about to say i should be able to hold kai's hand in public and like it not be like oh well i think that's probably why everyone also like sorry i cut you off it should

not just be like uh like are they gay like why are they holding hands like it should just be able to be like oh they're like homies like that is what i think when i see that i'm like ew are they being fucking gay right now oh you're twisting my wrist i know um i'm gonna make you limp wristed oh fucking god oh my fucking god but yeah well i guess that's i was gonna say that's also why everyone like thinks everyone in our group is fucking but also all we do is talk about having sex with each other like everyone in our group and like i think that's so funny like the the basis of humor for our friend group is sex joke fart joke like and those are just like really easy to be like go into the

group chat when you have nothing to say and be like so who's gonna have sex with me right now like if you looked up sex in our phones i'm sure the only text they're from is from all of us to literally kai out of nowhere like three days ago was like so when are you gonna let me hit and like mason does the same thing and i like do it back to them because it's like hilarious it's fucking funny but yeah we are like a big group of like platonic like physical affection people because it should be normalized because then i I think I've said this before on the podcast, you have to normalize physical affection and like not intimate connections, but like, yeah. Cause like emotional connections are very intimate.

You have to normalize that in your platonic relationships so that you don't go seeking it in romantic relationships out of necessity or want. And then that skews the whole reason why you're in that relationship because relationships are about partnership not just about physical and um intimate touch yeah brave of us to assume they have friends just kidding if you don't have friends you're probably like 15 and you shouldn't have fucking friends you're like you have no idea who you are no i'm talking about myself though oh this is a good one um so i have an idea to scam anti-vaxxers okay so i'm gonna like say that i invented this device that sucks out the vaccine out of your

blood so like and literally all it is is like one of those like electric sticks that like you know what i'm talking about like that they use on the face and shit i'm gonna say that it's sucking out the vaccine particles so they can claim that they're pure blood again and i'm gonna say that it's sucking out the vaccine particles so they can claim that they're pure blood again and i'm gonna that actually would be so good because you know all you need for that infographic to work on them is a really poorly rendered 3d like video of like a vaccine like like like going through a bloodstream and like going into the electricity or the plasma provided by the ray the vibrations exactly just like really and honestly i'm kind of genius for that and i think i'm gonna appreciate it you think every single thing that comes out of your mouth is like genius i mean y'all tell me you you you guys be

the fucking judge am i smart for wanting to see you to like the people who you just said you probably don't have friends and now you're like and you tell me um also someone told me that i like talk way too fucking much on the podcast and it literally made me so upset because that's a big insecurity of mine is that i feel like in my friendships or just in general i'm always talking way more than the person next to me. I've literally never once felt that. But something that I have felt is that they need to drop. No, I can't even say this because it's so fucking stupid. It's Liz. No, now you have to say it. No, it's the stupidest thing.

I won't give you silence. I won't give you silence, Drew. I'll laugh. I'll laugh even. Now I'm insecure. Now I'm insecure. Just smile it off. Also, this was like the really fucked up thing I've ever done. When are they dropping penis too? There, I said insecure. No, I'm insecure. Just smile it off. Also, this was like the really fucked up thing I did.

When are they dropping penis too? There, I said it. Free the penis. I said that in one episode. Free the fucking penis. Okay. Why can we free the nipple, but we can't free the penis? Because dicks are fucking ugly.

Like, every person who, or at least... I'm a big supporter of free the Nipple, by the way. Okay. I was going to say something and then I took it back because I know one of you bitches is going to be like, it's like that girl who was like, girl, that's not an ick. You're a lesbian. But this is how I feel about everybody's body, for the most part.

That's a lie, though, because find like women like i'm like yes naked women like the amount of like picture books the last 23 episodes of this podcast has been in your like discovering her sexuality no it has been it has been me defending my straightness i'm like i am straight like i go after men and i love men and do i find them attractive outside of a relationship no but that's okay and that's normal to like find them attractive outside of a relationship no but that's okay and that's normal to like find them absolutely repulsive until you're dating them yeah I find men repulsive

um cause I was gonna say like everybody finds dicks gross until they're attracted or into the person but then I was like um I don't think like as a straight woman that would be a lie because i've i find penises very um beautiful lovely they're pretty oh they're so fucking ugly like they're so disgusting

vaginas scare me vaginas are scary i was gonna say like no they're all they are like prettier though they're pretty they're literally packaged up in a little... Coochie is packaged up in a little envelope. You get to unwrap it. Yeah, you get to unwrap the gift. Like, oh my god. Like, ew. You're literally invading my personal space right now. I'm freaking out.

Get away. Until I like the person. When I like the person, I'm like... Give it to me, babe. Give it to me, babe. I'm about, I'm like I'm about to tear it up. Give it to me, babe. I'm about to like I'm about to like, first we feast. Like that's my vibe when I know

the man. But before I know the man, it's literally the worst thing I've ever seen. Also, I don't find. You can text us. Wait, wait, wait. Wait, wait, wait. Come on. Oh. wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait we have to tell this story now you know what i'm talking about devin just texted us that was our

reaction i literally gasped um one time devin for the first time sent us an audio message and me and you were driving and we genuinely go we are we like both of us freaked out saying anything to each other and then we listened um we are in love with devin in the midst of my like like i'm straight do i gasp when devin lee carlson interacts with me yes it's it's more of a maternal thing for me i think yeah i want her to like tell me it's gonna be okay you're okay hold me i literally i i wish i could shrink myself down and devon could carry me like this oh on her lap i want that too and then maybe breastfeed me um i'm kidding i'm kidding i'm saying this like we're not friends with her no no it's okay she would she would she would laugh at it even maybe she would laugh at it even spoiler alert foreshadowing um but yeah so basically what i'm saying is i'm like straight real shit okay i just have one i just have one

that says elliot smith oh i can't get down with Elliot Smith. I'm going to be honest. Yeah. This is a good one. And it kind of piggybacks off that. I have done a really good job at avoiding my triggers. One of them being space. Anything involving space anymore, like, I literally cannot do. I cannot do it.

I can't. It freaks me the fuck out I wish I wish I could get as like my like idea oh my god see I'm thinking about it and spiraling internally like my idea of like being existential is like realizing that like everyone I like okay this is your existential is like I mean nothing and like my world is so small, blah, blah, blah, blah. But see, I've like perfected monkey brain that I don't fucking care. Like, I'm like, I am here to buy my little things and do my little things and love the people I love. But what makes me existential is like knowing that one day, like I will feel like the extreme

despair of like losing the people I love the most, because this this is my despair and existential thing that I wrote in the middle. So I said the 25 cents thing. And then I said, there's so much suffering in the human experience. The fact that one of us will inevitably have to endure the experience of losing one another is terrifying. Not me. And then I said TSA is fake. Real, real. But no, literally, just when I think about outer space it literally it freaks

me the fuck out i used to love it i used to want to be an astronomer like looking up at the stars at night like when we're in joshua tree and i go outside and i look at the stars i am actually having a panic attack outside because i'm like that is not real i'm sorry i'm a space denier i'll admit it first that i'm a space but i have to be i have to be because for my own why is it because like you're like oh everything is so like big but who fucking cares because it has nothing to do with you that's my whole thing that's why i'm like when y'all want to go to space like that shit has nothing to do with you it does see no it's probably just too many psychedelics as like a developing brain child. But, girl, if you think about it, we are that.

We are space. That's what freaks me out. No, we're not because I'd be getting my period and I'm like, I'm not the fucking sun and the stars. I got to put a diva cup in my hole right now. And I know the sun and the stars don't have to be putting a diva cup in their pussy. You're a stardust. whether you like it or not you're empty space in stardust because i have a lot of thoughts also you know what else freaks me out is like how much empty space everything is made of like this should not be solid why is it fucking solid make that make sense see i guess

that's the thing like why are you thinking about that like that sense see i guess that's no like on an atomic level about that like that's what i'm saying like who fucking cares like you're so like on an atomic level like if an atom is made up of mostly empty space what you need to do is go fuck what you need to do is on an atomic level find some bitches you need some bitches because you're bored as fuck talking about what's in this drywall bitch empty space no but like think about that think about that the and adam is made up of the craziest shit i'm like you want to feel it so bad poke a hole in it fuck the wall no um think about that though like but what am i thinking about like okay and adam is made up of mostly empty space.

I don't give a fuck. Who the fuck is Adam? I don't care about him. And everything around you is made up of atoms. Why is anything solid? I don't give a fuck. Can I eat it? Can I touch it?

Cool. Whatever. Bye. But also, something else that I thought about. Can I eat it? Can I touch it? Can I fuck it? That's what I want to know.

It's very interesting that you zoom all the way out of in as far as we can see sorry i'll shut the fuck no no keep going keep going i need to hear the end of this i need to hear the end of this he saw me look at you you zoom out as far as you can like as we can like observe which you can't and like i'm saying as far as we can observe. Okay. And like you see like little specks everywhere. And those specks are like planets or solar systems. And then, I mean, our galaxies. And then those galaxies have solar systems, millions of solar systems in them. And then you like get into our solar system.

And there's like, it's unfathomably large. And then you get on Earth and it's unfathomably large and then like you zoom down to like the molecular level and then you kind of end up back there at like the molecular level like like i don't know do you know what i'm saying you know what it is i've um i haven't had enough trillions of cells and each of those cells is like kind of like a galaxy and then inside of each of those galaxies are like little solar systems like the mitochondria and blah blah blah bitches like me don't have time to think about that kind of shit because i'm like is my family eating see that's

why i can't smoke weed because that's what i think about what i that's why i like smoking weed because my burn's already off and that shit like turbo offs it like right now it's in sleep mode and when i like have weed it like fucking it's like all the little me's like go down and like shut down the power plant. I am not ready to be diagnosed in the comments after that. No, they're going to diagnose you with bored as fuck and need some bitches. Need some bitches disorder. Do you guys want to do Q&A?

Yeah. This motherfucker was about to go back to his nose. Y'all don't want that. He is not done. This is the part of the episode where we ask our patrons questions and No, they ask us questions. Yeah, patrons ask us

questions and we answer them. And it's only questions the patrons asking. So don't leave your fucking questions in the comments. Mikiel asks, whose farts stink the most, Enya or Drew? Enya. Yeah, me. Enya has the stinkiest fucking shits in the world. I walk into the bathroom after she shits and I am greeted with like heavier air.

And it's like I run into a fucking wall. Well, also the problem is you don't shit yeah so maybe if you like everything you put in your body came out your shit would stink more actually it is kind of concerning because i don't know how many days it's been since i've shit like i i've lost count and that's like dangerous but it's good it's coming like that maybe that's the big thing that's coming can we have your prosciutto and cheese after this? Yes. That sounds good as fuck.

Tatiana Perez asks, how has being a troll affected your relationships? Like being like a troll by nature? Yeah. If you can't handle it, get out of my fucking life. Yeah. Like I haven't like i i think i'm pretty good or does that mean roommate i'm assuming it means romantic relationships though i think it means like just in general no in general like i feel like we're pretty good at meeting someone

and like testing the waters and like we know with certain people we can amp it up and with certain people we just don't bring it there and then i find most times we turn people out like yeah we literally do we turn bitches out like like every single way you need to be goofy yeah we're like you need to open up like this is funny but we were pretty lucky we usually no we're not lucky we're fucking annoying we only attract other annoying bitches exactly you attract what you put out there and annoying is what we get you are what you eat and we eat each other we eat each other out val asks if y'all could take credit for inventing something what would it be the anti-vaxxer um i don't think that exists you fucking bitch lysol like bitch what Plants

The first thing I thought of was like the beauty blender For some reason cause I just know That like that's a multi Trillion dollar fucking company That's a big assumption I want to take credit for like QAnon I think I'll take credit for the vaccine next q miq

asks do y'all hate white people um next question i did i remember my like super big disdain for white people when i first moved to la and then i spent like two years really trying to like reformation like pimp myself out like i was like i'm not latina like if anybody asks like i'm not like i like am white so i am am white white white um no i love white people they're fucking they're the best thank you thank you toot asks if you were given free tickets to see james charles live would you yes are you fucking kidding if someone gave me tickets to see that motherfucker bitch i would buy tickets to see James Charles live. Yes. Are you fucking kidding? If someone gave me tickets to see that motherfucker, bitch, I would buy

tickets to see that motherfucker. And I'd buy VIP too. I would shake my bare ass for tickets to James Charles. I want him to go on tour. He's not gonna though. James Charles go on tour challenge. Alright, you then. Media of the week.

So with Spotify wrapped wrapped just wrapping i thought you know i'm gonna give the people a little taste of my spotify rap because that's what i've been listening to is my 2021 um spotify playlist um and i think um damn but everything on here I've already fucking said. I know. That's why I'm like, I can't even like talk about that because I'm like everything. Yeah. Nevermind. Me when it's only gone up like 700, but I'm like, oh yeah.

Never fucking mind on the Spotify wrapped. I'm just going to go to my other playlist. And the most recent songs is I'm God by Little B. Imogen Heap sample. Is that Imogen Heap? to my other playlist and the most recent songs is i'm god by little b um image and heap sample is that image and heap um i don't know the song um but is that how you say the name yeah as far as i bitch i'm the worst person someone literally made fun of me for like something that i was like i don't know how to pronounce it and they were like the way you pronounce is literally on the cover um but it's not it's not like on the cover they're just talking about that little asterisk above the e and i was like i don't know what those things mean like i don't

know why you're assuming that you're white um pew by arca um that fucking album um is really good i have to give arca listen i saw dude i saw the clips from her fucking live show. Oh, my God. I wish I went. It looked so fucking fun. And then Anyone Else But You by the Moldy Peaches. It's a really cute song. And then, oh, my fucking God.

I can't believe it took me this long to, one, figure this show out that it existed and two um that like i feel like not enough people at least in our like vicinity are talking about but the show kid nation is single-handedly the greatest reality show that's ever been aired on television and i will stand by that claim with my entire fucking chest it is the most insane shit ever like i i cannot believe that this was one greenlit and two like like it came together as well as it did basically what they do like i'll give like a brief synopsis is they send a shit ton of children to the middle of new mexico the middle of nowhere in a town with like one running water one toilet and it's like 60 children and no adult supervision and they have to build a fucking city and like make it work it's fucking insane and and i was like when lucas and josh were pitching it to me i was like yeah right there's no way there's not adult supervision no and they make it extra fucking hard on these kids like they

they make them like walk half a mile to get their water for the show. Like it's fucking insane. And then their water pipes like freeze halfway through. So they just don't have clean water. It's fucking insane. And you should just watch it. Oh my God. That sounds like bad.

No, that's the thing is it's like the worst thing ever made. It had one season and everybody was like, dude, this is gnarly. Because like also you see gnarly because like also you see the kids on there like they're like i just miss my parents and they're eight years old they're like they're like eight to like 14 it's it's fucking absurd um okay this one girl has her birthday she's the best character she has her birthday on there and it's really sad and but something good happens to her um okay well my show media or like visual media is pen 15 best show in the world how to with john wilson also another really good fucking show um and then

my audio is mystified by Fleetwood Mac. But it's not, though. That's like not yours. So I don't understand why you're saying that. I want to fucking slap you. How much I feel by Ambrosia and Girls, Girls, Girls by Jay-Z. Which I feel like I said last time. Yeah, you said that one.

Oopsie. Fine. Enjoy the silence by Depeche Mode. Depeche? Depeche? Whatever. girls by jay-z which i feel like i said last time yeah you said that one oopsie fine enjoy the silence by the pitch mode the pitchy the pitch whatever fuck you and that's it that's the episode subscribe to the patreon for extra content um peace and love unity and respect Plurr Bye Plurr Burr Bye.