Emergency Intercom - Drew and Enya Want To Have A Baby

Episode Date: September 23, 2022

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Hey Spotify, this is Javi. My biggest passion is music. And it's not just sounds and instruments. It's more than that to me. It's a world full of harmonies with chillers. From streaming to shopping, it's on Prime. disaster just struck disaster struck i think we have audio recording of it happening no i had stopped it when it had fallen yeah because or like did you get the fall on video no i didn't i didn't get anything because because I stopped it when you walked away because I was like, oh,

I'm going to start it so we could clap. We just broke. So, okay. First of all, welcome to this episode of Emergency Intercom. Here's a few updates. One, I have a very bad sore throat. So if I seem a little more dim, it's because i'm literally i played fortnight last night and i screamed a bunch who made it worse she's actively getting me sick that's the thing

and she is freaking me out but we're back in our set though back home home sweet home and disaster struck immediately like like i'm not joking like it was the most angering thing i've ever experienced in my entire life like it's actually insane that i didn't have a full blown fucking meltdown and that i'm able to sit in this chair five minutes after and perform because like that was so fucking annoying like just thinking about it is actually pissing me off um So to clarify, we still have yet to buy a camera for this podcast, which was the first bad move. We've been using Josh's camera. And Kai isn't here because he's in fucking Mexico.

Literally no idea why. Yeah, I don't know why we texted him yesterday like we're gonna record a late episode this week and he was like oh i didn't think we were doing an episode this week i'm in mexico city which is like bad communication on every part like literally i like had a false flag that i might not make it for an episode and then like i just didn't communicate well whatever besides the point but the tripod like piece that holds the camera still is in kai's book bag and we don't have another tripod piece so i just like balanced it on the tripod which is what it's doing right now which is not what we should be doing again but i put a pillow fort underneath it so if it falls

again it gets caught but basically josh has two of the same camera because that's how he used to shoot his old videos on these cameras um and one of them fell literally face first right on the lens and like shook something out and we'll show you what that video looks like um oh that actually you did get that video on fall so you probably have audio of it because what happened was drew went and hit record and like tipped the camera over and it fucking hit the phone i'm used to the the piece being on there and i can manhandle this tripod because it's a nice fucking tripod tripod it wasn't um on there so the two thousand dollar camera that's not ours

just exploded into a million pieces. So now we're using Josh's second camera that we are also putting at risk. And on top of that, we have to buy him a new camera. And just buy ourselves. And buy ourselves a fucking camera so we have our own camera. Actually, at this point, I'm like, no, like I'm not. We're using this one. And what's good is Azul right now for the first time in her life is trying to get around the tripod.

And she never wants us in here when we're filming but because i gave her some turkey and she smells the turkey that's on the counter um she's probably gonna knock this camera over literally but all of that to say we're very happy to be back home i'm so happy to be back in my bed to be back with azul who loves me so much julia fox is a genius we love julia fox we were talking about julia fox all morning yeah she's she's like my muse like i guess i'm museless that's what she said that is me though i literally am museless like i just i figure it out myself i don't even know what a muse. A muse is like somebody who basically like drives the passion for your art or like it's

kind of like the inspiration. So like. Myself is my muse. No, your muse would be like Lady Gaga or Lana Del Rey, you know, other flamboyant figure. Yeah. Mm hmm. No, I'm my own. I think your muse is those women when you literally are dressed the way you are yeah look

that's what i that's what i've decided is i'm going white t-shirt blue jeans pair shoes and a baseball cap and that's my outfit for the rest of my life i've worn this for four days in a row i got out of the gym you have like a separate pair of this outfit? Not jeans, but t-shirts, yes. What is up with the theory that men think they don't have to wash their jeans? You don't have to wash your jeans. That's just not true because they smell like balls. If you don't stink like shit inside your jeans, you don't have to wash your jeans.

If you wear your jeans every fucking day. I bet you're the only person that thinks this. I don't wear these every fucking day. I don't think so. I've worn these every fucking day for the past four days don't wear these i've worn these every fucking day i'm gonna i'm gonna look this up you're not supposed to wash denim because it fucks it up it fucks up the fibers it fucks up the color it makes it so they like stretch out like it's literally that's like a known thing me looking this up do women wash denim like why do i feel like you're wise not to wash denim too often yep i give my denim like four to five wears and then i wash them i know i'm on number four right now okay i i know people who literally just like never wash their denim yeah and like don't even

get it dry cleaned they're like well this is. I know people who put their denim in the freezer and freeze and kill all the bacteria. So then they take them out, thaw them out a little bit and then put them on. They don't. They literally never wash their denim. They put it in their freezer to kill the bacteria. I bet that denim looks better. But also, I don't know if that's true because my denim like literally like I buy vintage denim. So like it'll loosen up because it's already so fucking abused.

So, it'll loosen up after a few. Yeah, it's hella ran through abused. It's been, like. Torn up. Yeah. Turned out. Ripped to shreds. Like, it's super loose.

Lubed up. Like, just stop being a slut. My jeans? Or are you talking to me? Just girls in general. My stomach is literally shaking right now because on top of having sore throat i was extremely constipated and now my stomach randomly chooses when to shit and right before we started i had to poop but i held it so i'm just making my

stomach gross yeah i'm holding my shit actively right now too because i was like i i was like running around before and i was like i need to change my hat because they're gonna make fun of me for the hat that i was wearing because i wear it every fucking day and then i was like i need to put on shoes because i don't see people it's called sustainability sis yeah and i was like i don't want people to see the bottom of my socks because somehow my socks get dirty from walking through our house even though we just got it fucking cleaned like three days ago but no your socks are already previously dirty because you wear them outside yeah like all the time well i just walk under the front porch are the porches around our fucking home are somehow

the dirtiest places on the in on the planet like that balcony area of mine if i put one toe on it the bottom of my toe will have like seasoning for like a whole fucking meal it has like crumbs that get into your bed and those are the sharp objects that cut you dude i fucking hate crumbs in my bed but what were we what was i just saying oh yeah jeans i wash my jeans and i know people who don't and i find that very appalling and like people who don't like take jackets to be dry clean like obviously i understand some jackets can't go in the washer but you're not even taking them to the dry cleaner i i'm not joking i have never dry cleaned a single item of my clothing but that's the difference though do you have things that like cannot go in the washer i don't care i wash them anyway yeah okay then

that's a different story i mean like the people who are very like protective of their clothes and they're like, no, this can't go in the washer because it's going to fuck it up. Then how is it going to clean? I have like a couple like really vintage t-shirts that like I don't want the graphic to crack. So I don't wash them as often. Like I'll wear them two or three times before I wash. No, but that's also like different i'm basically what i'm saying is some of you bitches stink and it's not because you're taking

care of your clothes it's because you're not taking care of yourself and we need to shift the narrative that you stink because you care about your clothes and rework it to the reality of the situation is that you don't care about yourself or the people around you. And you're depressed and you're sad. And you fucking stink. And you need to get on Lexapro or Welbutrin, the horny drug. If you get on Welbutrin, you can also still have sex and perform. That's the good thing about Welbutrin. But don't do it because there's also some very vicious side effects

that can ruin your life. So just don't. Oh my God god i have therapy on saturday oh bitch come on um but what we were saying about julia fox was the way it started was i was giving turkey to azul and drew was like oh um what did you say about azul being a predator oh i was just like hunter azul would be like the worst predator ever because he like screams at his prey before he eats it like he literally screams before he catches whatever he's about to eat and then josh was like oh if i had a baby i would shake it i have no idea where that came from but he was like oh yeah i would like shake my baby and i think he just misheard what we were saying and then like i think he meant like

um he was meaning like it's so crazy how babies you don't know what the fuck they want like they just scream at you and he was saying like i would literally be like what do you want like what do you want like tell me what you want yeah i just don't know how he got from the zoo me saying as all would be a bad predator to shaking his baby. I would shake my baby. And then I was, that for some reason led me to the idea. I was like, because I replied. Oh, bitch, I would shake the fuck out of my baby.

I was like, I would literally, out of love, out of like frustration, like I think I would shake a baby. I'm just like an aggressive lover. Yeah, same. Like not even like, well, I would get really frustrated because the way I reacted to that camera fallen i if that was a baby that had fallen out of i think there's this idea though that once it's your child's like it changes but also i used to like when i was younger i remember i had this like intense like fuck babies i'll fucking kick a baby but now i find babies throwing a fit like so funny because listen to this baby on my plate this is the most insane thing I've actually ever heard in my entire life and had I heard that I I probably would have

laughed I would have been like okay this is like I was like cracking up wait where is it did you not say is it an emergency no all all trust and believe, all my audio messages saved, babe. Don't send shit to my phone because it's being saved. Literally scary. It's being saved. Like. Inya, Inya has the receipts. She collects the receipts and she will use them against you.

Noted. I'm about to go into accounting because me and receipts were like this. And I oop, and I oop, and I oop, and I oop. What the fuck is this? I'm freaking out. You're being a crackhead right now. You're such a crackhead. And I oop.

And I oop. And I oop. And I oop. Let me go. Let me go. Let me go. I am not kidding i recorded that it said i felt so bad okay so on my flight to miami from new york i was sitting next to this fucking calling her a baby is different though because this bitch was walking she was talking she was saying let me go y'all don't know but that was a nine-year-old child screaming like that no i'm not kidding she was like five years

old which yes that's still a baby like me i consider like at this age like i genuinely consider like i consider like a 15 year old baby because i'm like that's like a baby because i have a baby sister who is almost around that age you're a child you're babe. No, but like, do you get what I'm saying? I'm like, that's still like somebody who's going to make like, who has so much to learn. And I like, it's more in an endearing way.

So in my head, I'm like, yeah, five-year-old is a fucking baby. This little motherfucker was screaming so loud. And I feel like when I was 15, I had that aggression where I was like, oh my God, I'm going to get up and kick this bitch in the head.

But I was sitting there and i was the only person on the plane who found that comical especially because i had my airpods on so it was like kind of noise canceling it out oh the clairvoyance mode yeah and it was like i you're so annoying i was recording it but i sent it and listened back i started laughing so fucking hard because i was like i cannot believe that just that's happening right here and like babies are so funny okay so like uh like imagine like the person next to you how pissed they are about that baby screaming or hypothetically like a screaming baby on a plane like i know everybody says this but like imagine being the mother or father having to tend to this baby and like how embarrassing the mom was so

tapped out it was actually good like that's like you know what yeah what is it it's like default parent syndrome i'm like yes it's not working here because the dad was the one like trying to take care of her and like grabbing her and i think her brother was like holding her down because the whole thing was she didn't want to put her seatbelt on she wanted to fucking be up and around while they were taking off and she was she did that i'm not kidding drew you would have lost your mind she did that for the first 40 minutes of the flight well i have apple airpod pro maxes what made it funny too is i was watching the rehearsal like like when he starts doing the kid shit and i was like wow how crazy and then also the lady like i was watching the rehearsal like like when he starts doing the kid shit and i was like wow how crazy and then also the lady like i was in the ioc the lady in

the ioc behind me was fully watching my ipad because it was an american airlines flight so there was no tvs because it's the 1930s and we're literally flying on american airlines you're over. You're done. Sis, you're over. When influencers miss their flight or flight gets canceled, they're like, no. Okay, you're done. I'm going to put this on my IG story, bitch. They're like, don't fly Delta. Don't fly Delta. Like, girl, who ever got that cheap flight? I'm getting on it.

Like, what are you talking about? Don't fly Delta. Don't fly. I'm ready. Demi Lovato. I'm about to put those airlines on blast. On 9-11. I reference that all the time, but it's like the realest shit.

How do we always talk about airplanes? We need to shut the fuck up. We never need to talk about flying again. It is not chill. Like, we always find a way to talk about it. Yes, we fly everywhere. We're fucking famous. Yes, I am fucking up the emissions.

I don't even know if I'm in New York or if I'm in Miami or if I'm in Tokyo. Like, I just don't know. Me and what's it called? CO2. Yeah, literally. But yeah, that was just funny. And then like, whatever. Basically, getting off the flight.

Oh, this just vibrated in my coochie. Hold on, put it back. I'm going to call you. Oh my God. I'm going to call you. Oh my god. I just wanted to see something. Literally, it was in there. It was like between the folds of it. Wait, can you call me real quick?

I'm not calling you because you want it to vibrate on your wiener. Oh, can you call my... Imagine your friend is like... Your shit is blowing up right now. No, they're obsessed with me. It's Elisa and Jester. They're actually obsessed with me. And it's so like, it's devastating. And it's really upsetting.

Oh, your flash is on, Enya. Enya, you turned your flash on. Sorry, I fucking flash banged myself. Oh, wait. Taking a picture or a video at a concert and the flash coming on is actually the most embarrassing thing i audibly i'm like oh my fucking god i'm gonna fucking kill myself every single time it happens and like at one point i just like owned it like because i went to a stereo lab also i got paparazzi'd at stereo lab it was like this really fucked up thing like i actually i just, I need my privacy.

I know, but every time you say that kind of stuff, it sounds like you are like warranting, like you want more. I sat in the back of the venue to get away from all of the attention. Or is that because that's the only ticket you could afford? I just went to the back because I was trying to get away from the attention and

somehow i was still spotted and recorded and like couldn't afford like the like um and also it happened at the drain gang concert as well like i was paparazzi there's videos of me there yeah it happened to me at lady gaga she pointed me out and she was like you you fucking cunt oh i know what you've said and then she brought me on stage and she beat the fuck out of me and then that's why they canceled the concert it wasn't because that's why they canceled it yeah it was because the thunderstorms it was because she told the audience she was like everybody turn off your fucking phone like i'm gonna have security checking recently deleted like we're gonna make sure no one has this on video and she dragged me on stage and she beat the living shit out of me which honestly like

that's like a dream come true it made me feel so good yeah that's like a dream come true and then like does she do that every show is that like justin bieber calling up a girl and grinding on literally just me she was like it's our last show we want to make it special we're gonna beat the fuck out of this miami native we fucking hate her oh my god whole stadium roared which that made me upset because i was like does miami not like me like i thought like i was doing something good for the city by like being a successful young woman um but no apparently the city hates me and lady gaga women in stim what are you looking for bitch the a video of me like turning on my flash and like dropping it down i know i have like at least six but i can't find them at the moment yeah i don't do that because

i'm so paranoid about it here it is you can hear me in it um but yeah that's that's that on that oh my god i never even said what i was gonna say about julia fox basically the reason i thought about her is because she made a statement where she was like nobody who's ever uh um it was something along the lines of like no parent has ever like had a child and decided to be a bad parent you don't know until you are the bad parent or whatever um and i was like wow like you really that that is so trisha paytas had fucking her baby huh trisha paytas had her baby i know that's crazy it's so insane literally that's crazy i know i've not like not to comment on like people posting their

babies because whatever we live in like a very digital world like posting your baby i've had this but i was like damn immediately like that bitch i still see the goo from your placenta yeah which like that i think because i'm supposed to fucking eat placenta like that's i'm supposed to i was supposed to get tricia paytas's placenta did she promise that to you yes she was gonna put it in little capsules so i could eat them and or break them open like microdose yeah i was gonna microdose uh tricia paytas's placenta but it just fell through for some reason and just we like lost contact well because have you ever thought she's busy being a mother and not trying to mother wait why should she pay this mother he's literally mother right now um wait she gave birth to queen elizabeth reincarnation wait is that queen elizabeth reincarnated

she kind of looks like it it's because she's just a cute ass baby it is a really cute baby i just think all babies are cute right now okay here are my two like meme kind of status things i made this one this one is really bad and i know it um and oh my god oh my god you're getting close you wish bitch um i mind you i said this in the middle of my friend, like, opening up to me about a situation. And I go, you're not manic. You're a man. Ick. Ew.

Wait, it's kind of really fucking deep. Like, ick, icky. Yeah. Is that what you meant? Yeah, that's so true. You're not a man. You're a man. Ick.

Wait, was that you talking about me no bitch you fucking wish because i literally was like drew said he's manic because he feels stoic and is observing his life and i was like no bitch you left out so much shit that was crazy i feel really insane right now because, and I came to the conclusion. I think your examples just weren't like. I came to a conclusion that I'm not losing my brain, but rather I'm coming of age and my brain is finally developing. And like, I'm actually now like, I've been able to critically think for my entire life, but like now so much shit is just starting to make sense.

And it's like, I really just didn't even realize it forever. But I did have some like insane examples where I was like. His examples were like, and I've been feeling so manic. Like, for instance, I just like. Let me let me explain my thought process because like language is one that I'm like. And I like literally was like, i'm like and do i like literally was like am i like being like delusions of grandeur like am i thinking i'm like the number one human i haven't been like oh i'm better than everybody else but there are moments where i'm

like i unlocked the key to language like i was like looking at like japanese and i i like it was like comparing it to english when you phrase it like that, yes, that is a bit delusional. And on a delusion of grandeur, like manic tip. I was like, yeah, I unlocked the key to language. I unlocked the key to language. But I did. And no one is viewing it this way. Okay.

The reason why it's so hard for English speaking people to learn another language, say Japanese, is because the characters don't look the same at all so the you gotta like look at it from like a fresh perspective you can't be comparing it to like English because like if you're comparing they just don't yeah like you can't see the characters that make up the word like dog and then be like okay when I see this i think of like the english phrase dog and like how it's written yes exactly so it's just like i'm about to learn a new language and watch me watch me watch me see then i'm like yeah you are on a tip but literally he was like i don't know i've just been like so stoic and like understanding and i was like this sounds like the complete opposite

of a manic person which should have been a red flag that he is maybe not like you are being those things but i don't know like i don't know how to explain it like you being like i just feel so like i don't know i'm viewing people as people and i was like I did not say that but like I can't remember exactly what you're saying granted I was watching South Park and eating Taco Bell while he was talking to me so I was like it's crazy that like I opened up to India and she on the outside was like like presenting this and like having like a genuine conversation with me but on the inside she was laughing at me the entire time and that's why i don't open up and i'm never opening up because people fake no they don't truly mean you were making points i was like yeah yeah and then because i do understand like

i remember when i was like turning 22 i had a moment where i was like sitting down i was like damn i like fully do feel like something has shifted in my brain chemistry. And just from age like 21 to 22, like I was already felt super grounded and like mature. But for some reason within that year, granted, I went through things to like really heighten like my emotional intelligence. But I just like felt this sense of understanding amongst other people that I didn't feel before that. So I was like, oh my God, like it did make me feel kind of crazy. Cause I was like, am I being big headed?

And I think I'm just like over understanding. No, yeah. That's like, I fully, I fully, that's literally what I'm going through. And it's literally just my brain is like finally developing. Yeah. It is fully just like. It's actually insane that I'm only 16 and my brain is like almost fully developed what i'm saying when you were like oh i'm like you said you said coming of age and i was like i know this motherfucker who's turning 25 is not talking about coming of

age no but like i'm coming of brain but i will say i do think true coming of age is in your mid 20s yeah like in your early 20s i truly do think like 20 to 25, that is the true coming of age. That's when you find out who you really fucking are. Like truly. Because like you're 16, like going on to college. Like, no. You and every other person. Yeah, like you.

But I do think it is a big like emotional jump. It's huge. But I'm like, the true coming of age is existentialism. Trust me, all I'm saying is you just got so much crazy shit coming for you like you should be terrified literally be scared of your mid-20s because like i actually oh no i've always been like super existential and like nihilistic but that's the other thing is i've had like a less nihilistic view on life and it's because i've been able to like shift my perspective of like everything and i've been able to like shift my perspective of like everything and i've been

able to put shit into perspective and just like see everybody's side and see everything and i'm just like like what like i don't know it's it's very hard to explain and let's just say as you get older talking shit becomes less fun because then you're like okay fine this person is a person and they have their own struggles. Except for that one person. Oh, yeah. Except for that one. Literally never. Did you see the picture I sent you this morning?

Yeah. You said, I've had a moment with this photo. I literally did. I sat there and stared at it and I was like, this is a lost person. This is a person. No, what's crazy is when you see like it mix with your reality because it's like what is happening literally leave me the fuck alone get out of my head i'm crazy but i'm a crackhead

oh my god okay the other one was he's not a bad boyfriend he just has adhd and his hyper fixation right now is other bitches me trying to write that down was so difficult i think i said this already you already said this oh whatever fuck y'all i'm like so tapped out like i can't this day quill is hitting crazy literally hitting i literally had to shove a turkey sandwich down my fucking throat so I could have a date quote. I have a turkey sandwich between my fucking legs. This is my realization. Oh my God. All girls have to do to get a man is be mean to straight boys. Really, that's it. I'm not joking. I've come to that realization realization if you really want to date someone just be mean to the man because all straight boys have mommy issues and they need like this figure granted like it probably

won't last but like use your power yeah because then you end up being their mom exactly that's what i'm saying like this mean lady's gonna tell me to put deodorant on yeah so just like all you have to do i mean even if you're in a relationship now just be mean like to your partner like and see oh that sounds like really bad advice though no just like be mean sometimes i find myself being really mean and i can't stop myself and then i realize it's because i need to go to therapy she thinks i have turkey let's see if she'll get up. No much. Peep peeky. Okay.

This is something that I've been holding off. And I actually cannot believe that I haven't talked about it yet. But, okay, so you know Taylor Swift. I know. She's got her new album coming out. Okay, tell me why one of her first big songs she wrote about me. Teardrops on My Guitar guitar that was written about me drew looks at me i fake a smile so he won't see no it's i think it's he looks at me i think it's true are you making that up because why don't i believe you it's it's very

real she wrote it about me because do you have a fake thing you fucking photoshopped? No, look, I'm Googling it right now. But the fucking thing of it all, teardrops on my guitar, Drew looks at me the first little bit. Oh, wait, is that actually it? Yeah, that's what I'm saying is I didn't tell anybody about this, but me and Taylor had a thing really early on. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 20 minutes outside the city. What year did this song come out? Because now is getting weird don't ask questions because she's about 10 years older than you which wouldn't be weird now i was groomed by taylor swift there i

said it there i said it no okay i was i went to college i went to high school i was like a very scares me for some reason like why do i feel like this whole episode's gonna get taken out that was a joke that was a joke that was a joke um but i had a couple months then in like 20 minutes outside i went to high school outside of tennessee like nashville i didn't know that yeah and me and taylor like we went to the same high school like it was it was a really intense time for me um and then i just had to leave i was like mom and dad i need to come back home and they let me come back thankfully but you didn't tell them why i was just a really advanced gifted student so like i jumped up so like at the age of 11 wait so this was only five years ago yeah i was a freshman in high school in um 20 whatever 2006 2008 or whenever that was

wait your timeline really confuses me because if you're 16 now, how were you 11 then? I was three or four, but like I said, I was very advanced and gifted. Oh. So I got to go to high school. Wait, and so this is your life, but this is what you've decided to do? That's actually very humble of you. I graduated from Harvard at the age of eight oh my god remember when we thought to me thick was a harvard experience experiment like everybody was convinced so that literally i have

to poop so bad but i'll hold it see that's the thing about me it's like a lot of baby let's go what do you mean let's go i'll help you i don't need help pooping drew i can press on it i can press on your belly to help you get it out i saw do you need me to talk to your belly do you need me to actually no because it's gonna freak me out do not talk to her no you're looking down at it stop it stop hurting my girlfriend stop it right now stop hurting my girlfriend my stomach knows you're not my fucking boyfriend and you're making it more upset you need to stop needing to poop right now does that feel any better i'm gonna get him i'm gonna get him can you get him oh my god no he won't let me get him because he doesn't want me he wants food oh you got him hold on i need to get him i mean yeah this is this is what it's like he sucks bob

he is giving to me oh azul episode azul attacked you he is a bastard child yeah he's trying to be a nepotism baby so fucking bad it's embarrassing yeah but there can only be one on the podcast i'm gonna make a zoo um maybe no i'm gonna make him an instagram the thing is his old would pop off on instagram like it would be too easy like she's too gorgeous he actually just scratched the living fuck out of me see when he does stuff like that that's a boy like that is literally a boy that's a boy every time i see him i want to like pinch his ears she's a girl when she's pretty and nice and when he's fucking mean he's a fucking boy yeah you're not a girl bitch i I came home. I had just been gifted my brand new Tecla duvet cover. And I got home from New York.

I put the duvet cover on after I washed it. I actually washed it before I put it on my bed. I was wondering that because I washed mine when I was washing mine. I was like, I know you didn't wash it. No, I actually washed it because I was like, I've been made fun of too much for this. And I don't want to be made fun of. And I want to have ammunition. So I washed it, put it on my bed, and then I got extreme FOMO,

fear of being left out, and like the next day. It's actually fear of missing out. I flew to New York City, baby, for Fashion Week, and I had intentionally shut my door. I didn't bolt it because I was like azul can't open my door i came home and right when i got into my room meaning what you think my i saw vomit all over my bed azul had vomited all over my brand new fucking tecla duvet cover and i was so pissed literally this is giving like came there people literally dying

right now like shut the fuck up like talking about her diamond earring talking about your gifted tecla sheets being vomited on by my cat um but he only throws up in my room he eats my plants all azul does for me because he eats my plants and throws up on my floor in bed that's all he's ever given me no he loves you and he sleeps with you all the time. Yeah, when you're not here. See, when he's not giving me love, that's a boy. Because when I'm... See, I turn my back on this boy,

and he goes and finds someone else to love him. But then when I'm here, she follows me, and she loves me, and she's so sweet, and she's the cutest girl. Sometimes Azul really does get cute, but most of the time time it's awful. She needs those fucking nails cut because that actually hurts so bad. He clacks on the ground.

Like he literally like clacks. Well, it's good because you know when he's coming. Hmm? I don't even know that. You're so annoying. Hey guys, sorry. I'm just getting so many texts. Let's talk about Finsta. Have we ever talked about Finsta?

Oh, my God. Sorry, I just got really bad news. Good. Have we talked about Finsta? Mm-hmm. I think lightly, like, I don't know if finsta is as popular because i don't know if oh it's not finsta died in 2019 yeah that's what i have written down was like 2016 to 2019 finsta was like top tier was one of the greatest internet moments of all time like being able to stalk people that you met once at like a convention

like or like having the most random like famous person neutral and like seeing them post their fucking tits on their like finstas and like i got a new nipple piercing like or like the age of the nipple piercing was crazy i've seen everybody's nipples. Yeah, everybody had their nipples out. Everybody was crying their eyes out on Finsta. Like, walls of text. Like, it was such a great moment in time. And, like, I got to, like, keep up with, like, people that I met literally once.

And I got to know their entire life. Like, it actually made me close to complete strangers. Like, if you think parasocial relationships are bad to the public, like, parasocial relationships on Finsta were on another level. Like, it was crazy. But the good thing about that was

is because we were all so young and we were incapable of communicating, like, how we felt to each other, that was where you could do it in, like, a public setting and kind of use the internet in the way that, like, you felt like each other that was where you could do it in like a public setting and kind of use the internet in the way that like you felt like you couldn't on the outside because you were busy building like this like whole internet situation and like being a public figure um you got to do it on finstas and open up and it felt like opening up to your friends without the

vulnerability of like doing it in their face and being like shut down or anything yeah so then like because literally there are people who like i've followed on finsta for so long and have really never had a serious or real conversation with in real life but when people ask about them who like haven't known me for a long time and they're like oh like do you know so and so i'm like oh yeah we like used to be really close that's a lie that's like i i was never really close to them but because i've literally seen like i saw like two years of their life like in a excruciating detail like even even more detailed than had i known them in person yeah you're just saying like it was crazy but death to finsta rest in peace i still use mine but it's more of just like a memory bank of photos yeah it's just like photo dump like which is funny because i don't like

actually that's why i do look through my finsta but even mentioning finstas i get really scared that like y'all will find mine and then like try to fucking like destroy my livelihood they have found my finsta in my meme account and i have like 8 000 follower requests on both it's like really gnarly i literally just like i i just don't even use it in like a super crazy way anymore i used to go on emotional tangents but i was never even like very open about anything happening in my life so all my emotional rants are very blanket statement and then about like the man who was like grooming me boo and me maybe like oh my god i fucking hate him like he's literally ignoring me boring boo old news but yeah recipes to finsta i feel like people

use like close friends on tiktok now I just like, I don't, I'm like not a part of that. Oh, I do. I do use it, but it's not even like. Yeah, it's the way you use your Finsta, but with like music. But also like I'm a grown ass man now. Like I don't need to be doing that online. Yeah, it's just different.

I think that's also why I died is because like by 2019, literally everybody we knew and everyone around our age was like now in their 20s so it was like yeah i don't need to be like posting i think even by like 2018 like 2018 was the real death of it it was like by the time we are all like entering our 20s i was like all right yeah this is like so dead it's all these synapses and brain connections created that like i just like i just feel different you know yeah i forgot to put on earrings i feel better yeah oh you i noticed something was really ugly about you and it's because you didn't have your earrings and that makes me feel so awful because i feel very insecure without my earring well it's something you can change in five minutes so just do it what if i

told you i don't have any fucking earrings in the house because they all got stolen? If my jewelry got stolen, that would be the end for me. Really? That would actually be the end. Like, of everything in my room, if... Because a bunch of my jewelry is, like, given to me either by, like, family or, like, friends or lovers. Damn. Lovers left on repeat what is that what is that actually what is that oh lord yeah it is oh i thought i fucking saw

green light live i saw green light live i saw it And it was, I'm not trying to make you jealous. I really am not. But like, I have to vocalize this. That was genuinely, I've never, you know how. We have to see her live. Yeah, for sure. Like together, you, me, and Orion. That's what I was, I was literally, me trying to explain that to my dad. Because Devin posted a clip of her and her friends dancing to Ribs.

And I literally closed the app and I go, hell no. Yeah, so. And then my dad was like, what what happened and i was like trying to explain to him and then i showed him royals because i was like trying to explain who lord was he was like oh i remember this song i was like she was big you get it yeah but you know how you reacted to harry styles at coachella like how you're like i don't really care that much but then he got on stage and you lost your fucking mind and like the stand is that how you never like lord i don't really care that much. But then he got on stage and you lost your fucking mind. And like the stand really never left. Is that how you felt about like Lorde? I'm not kidding.

When I heard her singing Greenlights, because I wasn't, we were at the Mitski stage because we had just seen Mitski. So we were chilling. And when I, yes, I saw Mitski as well live and she was fucking incredible. It was like, it was beautiful. But I literally sprinted. I was like, I don't really care to see Lorde that much because I feel like she's not going to play like any of her good songs. But then I thought about it and I was like, it's a festival. Of course she's going to fucking play her classics.

Like what? And when I heard Greenlights in you, I'm not kidding. I sprinted across the stadium. Like I ran away from Elisa and Christian because I was with them. I literally sprinted across to get into the field to watch that live it was it was really like actually like a magical like full circle the only place she's playing next is a festival i'm done with festivals it's a festival in in columbia what's md what what state is that maryland? What state is that? Maryland. Maryland.

Is that Maryland? Yeah. What the hell? Oh my god. One day. I need to see her. October 1st. Let's just go. That's too much. Should we go? Yes. No, but Orion would be there. We can't go without Orion. Will Lord ever tour

again? Lord's currently touring across. Oh, bitch. I think she's going on like a full, full tour after this though. no but orion would be there we can't go without orion will lord ever tour again lord is currently touring across oh bitch i think she's going on like a full full tour after this though because it said 2023 okay we'll see her we'll see her we'll see it'll it'll happen i can't believe this i that i'm gonna i don't want to say it i'll talk about it when it happens who else i'm gonna see but i like need wait whisper it oh yeah that's a major fucking moment major killer stop not me like actually like freaking the fuck out because i need to see lord lord our lord and savior this bitch is going to fucking australia i guess we have to go to oh we just have to go to new zealand for your birthday let's just i'm actually fucking down i have a hose in new zealand i really got bitches and we're not going because i wanted to go and like it to just be us and like have like

a sweet like romantic trip and like you're talking about like the other people you have i think one of my hoes got a partner though damn sad Damn. Sad day. It's just fucked up. You have to do, like, the fuckboy check-in where you're like, it looks like you're very happy right now. I love to see it, like, thinking of you. Happy birthday. You seem so happy. I hope you have a good one today.

Happy birthday. Do you remember what we had? I'm sending a SWAT team to your house. I'm, like, not even jealous. I'm just like, now what? Like, now what? I got to find another New Zealand bae. You'll find it.

I was looking at you in Air One yesterday and I was like trying to put my mindset in like somebody who found like just like random men I saw attractive. And I like was looking at you from across and i was like drew is very attractive and i was like i understand why people like will see him and be like oh my god and then i was like damn like do people think that about me and i was like not in la because i'm i was like in la i swear to god and yet i think you're like hot as fuck and i'm not just saying that because you said that to me but i genuinely i genuinely believe that so there's like i was watching like something came up on my TikTok feed or Instagram feed. And it was like an edit of like all your like sexy moments.

And I was like, this bitch is hot. Like you're hot. Thank you. I swear to God. But I was like in L.A. I'm like definitely in L.A. Like actually. Three.

The transplant L.A. Yeah, no. To transplant L.A., I transplant la i'm an la three but to real real la honestly i think i'm like a seven or an eight like it like to la la i think i'm like a seven or eight but to the business i'm in bitch i'm a three i'm like so disposable to these fucking bitch i'm like off the charts and not in a good way i mean like we're not transplaced i'm like freak i'm off the charts and not in a good way. Freaks. I mean, me, like, we're not transplaced. I'm like, freaks. I'm off the charts and, like, but not because I'm, like, sexy off the charts. Like, I'm just, like, a different kind of cute. You know what I mean?

That's how I feel to, like, transplay LA. I'm, like, I'm just, like, in a different realm. Like, realistically, like, I'm a solid four. Like, actually. Like, on, like, a real note, I think I'm, like, a solid four. But, like. Girl. Bitches. That's just not true because I have seen some very questionable men get play.

Damn. Like... Oh, it's not a question of getting play or not. Oh, you're... I tear shit up. You don't get play. You're on replay. Yeah.

Because you get fucking ran through until like people are sick of it so many notes that i was like i'm so excited to talk about this and i haven't talked about any of them because like i'm not kidding i have like i showed it in you yesterday i can't believe drew is like so good at writing down things he thinks of and then like i'm always like i'm gonna talk about it on the podcast and i don't write it down and then i forget oh um well you saw lord i saw lady gaga and it was genuinely like i was actually in awe and like i did feel extremely guilty for going without drew but i just had to see her like i had to i'm glad you felt that way um but i did i did i swear to god i did and i i like kept saying

it to everybody i was with i was like dude like i feel i hope it wasn't something i said that made you feel no i i felt guilty because i was like dude this is like i was like, dude, like, I feel I like genuinely. I hope it wasn't something I said that made you feel guilty. No, I felt guilty because I was like, dude, this is like, I was like, for my straight bestie, like, this would have been amazing to introduce him to something like this. It's a real culture. No, but literally because, like, all I could think about is, like, you copying Lady Gaga's sunglasses when you were a kid. It would have been a very big moment for me. And then I can't see her because I got back to L.A. la again so you know what josiah said josie was like oh i didn't go because i fully forgot and i was like how do you forget that's actually insane because she did judas live huh no did she do poker face yeah you want to see one of the graphics yeah dude did you

get merch oh yes i'm trying to i'm making it a new thing every concert that i go to within reason i buy like a t-shirt or something i literally reasonable or not i'm like where's the merch because i'm just like dude this is such a cute moment and so now i have like a collection of like five or six shirts from the last year of just like merch from a show and like the graphics that was a show i i'm not kidding a performance i have not been to like a performance like that like she like this bitch like busted her ass but like look at this she wearing a piano yeah like this graphic is just so cool. She's got me like nobody. Dude, it was like so, look how good she looks in this.

Oh my God. I was like, I need to go bleach my eyebrows again. You should bleach your eyebrows. I know, but I have like a egotistical crazy individualistic ego now that everybody else has done it you don't want to do it and i can't i can't i cunt but yeah she is like so so good like genuinely i think the best performer i've seen this little note that i have so lucky to have any in my life you just wrote that so why what the fuck is wrong with you i actually what if i did i would be like okay no i actually didn't just write it but it's very real i just saw a clip of

um like a edit of us like holding hands and just shit like that and i was like damn it's so good what we have i know it is insane like i don't know when i see like i know people who are like old as bones and they talk about like oh i've had these friendships like friendships come and go but yeah says who you fucking like sad because you fucking suck balls that's why yeah people were like friendships come and go and they like describe a life time where they've had like, a million friends and none have stayed. I'm like...

Just be a good person and surround yourself with good people. I'm like, so you're like, literally an issue is what you're telling me right now.

Because... Like, I think maybe it's not like, friendships come and go like, where you like, completely lose... I mean, no, like, I think they mean like,

losing contact completely. But I'm... Like, there's gonna be a time in our lives when like, we don't see each other for months at a time. Yeah, we don't have as much contact. Yeah, but like we're going to go get a cabin in Big Bear with the whole squad when we're 48. And it's still going to be a fucking key.

Me, like I genuinely, I just cannot picture a life without the friend group we have. Without that core group that we like kind of started in LA with. Like I genuinely cannot imagine a life without josh orion lucas christian me you yeah i like cannot imagine a life without that because it's just literally like it's like family it's yeah my brain is literally like that's the foundation of like my fucking like first emotional connections like i just can't see that being dismissed in any way and even when we go long periods of time without seeing each other even if it's just a month like when i saw josh yesterday i genuinely was so happy to see him and i was like

oh my god i think i will feel like this forever about these people like for real when i sit when lucas is like taking a break and he's just back in oc and then he comes around it's like it literally is like so exciting for me yeah and like i don't think that feeling like you said is ever gonna fit it's just like why do i like need to see josie when i just i was just about to say i need to hang out with that motherfucker we've been playing fortnite and he does this stupid ash irish act when you play with him he won't play with me really oh i was like what the fuck um and then i remembered you said you were playing with him and you were like this fucking sucks he does suck um but he literally does this fucking stupid

irish accent which i can't do but he's like oh no they're shooting me like it's like he does this really annoying accent like his impersonation of an irish accent not say irish accents are annoying but his is funny um and he's just like they're shooting me and like we'll just be running around and like not doing anything useful in Fortnite and it is so funny I need Joseph tell him to come now where is he why is he here

I know I'm literally gonna he's not here because I held him hostage in the house and had him take care of Azul while I was gone that's why he's not fucking here he's like girl I never want to hostage in the house and had him take care of Azul while I was gone. That's why he's not fucking here. He's like, girl, I never want to be in that house again. But yeah, I like love our friends so much. Like

Orion needs to come back. Yes, I haven't seen Orion in so long. I didn't get to say bye to her. When I see her in like another state, it's just not the same because I'm like, we're always around people. Like this isn't our like home. But like when we have a key at home, it is just not the same because i'm like we're always around people like this isn't our like home but like when we have a key at home it is just so different we need that bitch on the podcast so bad i know someone actually stopped me in orion in new york and was like where's the

episode with orion and i was i just keep saying we want to do something i just want to do something spectacular we need to we do need to plan it before we leave so i'll get on that today and figure it out but yeah we didn't talk about but some fucking stinky demon crat tried to associate me with the liberals and put my audio over a clip of joe biden your honor your honor i'm slaying i'm not kidding i genuinely feel like that should be like i should be compensated give me money give me money why does that like like genuinely why do i feel like that is now skewing the lines because i feel like any time but i think that even that's the thing about tiktok i don't know how i'm trying to wear this but like what's happening that now like companies and like copyright is not politicians and shit yeah can now just like without getting permission use this person's like livelihood and

like likeness to it is fully to like bring in a particular kind of crowd yeah it's fully to like grab the people who like use that audio and be like look we get it like it's so weird it's creepy and i think like a majority of the people watching this know and also think it's fucking whack but there are just some minds that like hear the word slay and like are like oh my god like i like i'm not saying like that people it's hard to like imagine jfk saying slay i would be like bitch that's why he got his ass oh um but yeah joe biden used your honor wait Wait, Joe Budden used your honor? Joe Budden. I cannot say that. Joe Budden.

Budden. Buddy. Joe Pudding. Joe Pudding. But yeah, I saw that. And like it actually my knee jerk reaction was like, oh, this is cool. But then I thought about it and I was like, this is weird. He's like very obviously like

his team is just like yeah we're gonna get the young people to like come to register and vote and i was just like okay weird but still a funny moment the truth has spread so far just wait just wait until the sleeper cells are activated what does that mean um well in the middle of the night two nights ago i was asleep before you had gotten home and it was probably like 1 a.m i had been asleep for a couple hours and me and azula are laying in bed um and he snuggled up against my back and i like am all of a sudden like like i hear this like loud fucking explosion and I open lights or open my eyes and lights are flashing in my room and I'm like I like immediately I'm like oh my god the house just exploded like what the fuck is going on and like I look around and like

everything's okay and I look at Azul and like Azul didn't react at all and like I fully experienced exploding head syndrome like i fully experienced like when like you have like that auditory hallucination of like explosions in your head and it's like so loud that it wakes you up and you think it's real like my heart was literally like racing like it was i actually like was like oh my god i have to go into survival mode i need to get like azul's cat carrier i need to like the house is about to collapse like i fully do you think you would like go to save azul if like i wasn't here that makes me happy i like as much as i hate him i love him um but that is insane what what does that cause by is that just like

your brain's kind of like on overdrive and then like i haven't i really haven't i didn't even research it because i'm like oh i have like a giant brain tumor or something and i cannot read about it so i just kind of out of sight out of mind but it's something that I've had happen to me like for like the last six or seven years like I'll have like really gnarly auditory hallucinations like not in a schizo way but like in like a just like a normal way like it's it's very hard to explain and I sound crazy but like when I'm laying in bed like right right as I'm falling asleep, like I'll hear like a conversation happening like in the corner of my room. But like not in like a creepy way. It's hard to explain.

But like and then like I'll hear like my name like being whispered to me. And like and then like actually the really scary part is like I'll hear like different voices. But like I promise it's not like schizophrenia. I looked it up. I like freaked the fuck out. I was like, oh, oh my god i'm like i'm like falling into schizophrenia but it's literally just like like your brain like making connections and like referencing conversations from earlier in the day and like just shit like that and it's just like well you know what i think about when i go to sleep i try to um for the past few nights as i laid my head to rest, I try to imagine a game of

Fortnite and I try to like convince my brain to make a new game. Like, does that make sense? Like, I try to convince my brain to start up a game and like try to imagine a game I've never played. So basically, like, you know, every game you play is different. Like, even if you land the same place as you go into the game, you're going to see different people. And basically,

I've been trying, this is so stupid, but I've been trying to make my brain think of a different gameplay that I haven't experienced before. And my brain is actually incapable of doing that

because it can only reference things that have actually happened. You are actually insane. And you really, you need clinical help. Like, you cannot be thinking about Fortnite

that much. No, okay, because you know how, like, you cannot be thinking about fortnite that much no okay because you know how like you can think like basically here was where i came from i was like to fall asleep i can think of like different scenarios with people and i can like make up different conversations or whatever but why can my brain not come up with like a different set of gameplay like is it because it is like so inhumane that like it is not real or based in reality so like i just can't come up with like a new generated like gameplay in my head but i if i try to think in like illustrations like i can fully imagine full illustrations if i wanted to like i can imagine sequences that i'm like oh that would be cool to

draw or like see in a cartoon and i can see it in a style but why can i not think of a new gameplay and like that's been driving me i think it's because you have a tumor in your brain oh so it's blocking like the tumor is like in the path i always land on my tree and then once i get into rocky reels i just start going into i literally think it's just like you need to play more video games Like I think that's what it Or like more like battle royale games Like try The reason I think like I'm kind of good

At Fortnite is because Of Call of Duty and it's just a completely different Play style so I like bring that into it But I can't get Balenciaga Skin in Call of Duty I know it's really really gnarly also balenciaga can you fucking work with us already like damn like actually you only get

what you want in life when you beg yeah please when you beg and pay for your spot wait actually i think that is something that could happen as a collaboration with balenciaga and i want it so bad everybody go comment on balenciaga's ig post please do not do that because no please do not do that because that always drives me crazy and i would have a lot of shame i just like the problem with me is like i don't want to ask for things i just want them to happen and then it never happens and i'm like oh but please do not comment that because i'm like i will actually freak out like i will freak out um we were saying wait what was it this is so crazy i want something on offer up um but i don't want to pay the price for it so i go

to drew and i'm like okay because it is it is the price that's being like put on it is like it doesn't need to be that price it really is it's just because like the market for it is like expanding so whatever classic tax the fuck off um popularity tax but i told drew i was like hey go offer this amount and then i'll tell ryan to offer this amount and then i'll throw an extra 50 on the amount i offer so then it's like fuck everybody wants it for this price but this girl's willing to give me 50 more dollars i was like how about we all we i post the link on my story and i'm like everybody go offer 300 to this person for this so she convinces herself that it's like if a thousand people are like this is worth 300 not 650 like she's gonna start

thinking it and then i'm like in you and then you come in and offer her like 350 400 yeah and i'm like i'm giving you a bank for your a hundred more dollars and then you sat there talked about it i was like we literally she would she would get a restraining order on me because she'd be like this woman is bullying me she's cyber bullying me for something i'm selling but she doesn't want to pay for cyber bullying isn't real um just close your iphone what what's the tyler it's like a tyler thing that's like close your laptop or turn off your phone lock your phone or something it's like that's unironically like so some of the best information i could have gotten as like a 16 year old like however old i was like fully like changed the trajectory of like my life online forever i'm like

oh this isn't real none of this is real so it's whatever perspective but should we tap into media yeah because my stomach is like you know when i was like oh someone texted me bad news my phone i did get a text but it it wasn't my notifications are off. It's actually my stomach is like my ass is vibrating. And I keep thinking it's my phone. I also need to go download Modern Warfare 2 beta on my computer, which is going to take all fucking day. I think that my hair looks good today or like really bad. I think it looks like really bad.

I hate that I had to keep cutting my hair, but now it's really healthy. Oh, my God. Also, I thought my hair couldn't curl anymore like i genuinely thought it couldn't and like the way how curly it gets now when it dries air dry is like actually insane um charlie d'amelio and dixie d'amelio are literally on my fucking timeline oh damn they just charlie and dixie just hacked my fucking iphone you're getting hacked right now. What is that? I don't know.

Screen record it. Oh my God. Oh my God. But while Inya's dealing with her hacking, I went to the Stereolab concert. So obviously I've been listening to a lot of Stereolab, but that concert was maybe one of the best things i've ever witnessed in person um like concert wise like i would close my eyes in the middle of some songs and actually have like a borderline hallucinogenic trip like i would close my eyes and i like would

feel like like the warm feeling of like a perercocet in my stomach. Was it like when we went to Monday evening concert almost? Yeah, yeah, exactly. Like you would close your eyes and like you would be like elevated. And I was like, dude, I fully understand why like hippie era existed. Like and like that style of music and like psychedelic music exists. Because like it fully like at moments i really thought like i was actually having like in a hallucinogenic like moment and then so stereo lab for music um and then on top of that i went to um oh also i've been listening to american football that album everybody fucking knows what's it called um

literally self-titled american football american football um that album's really cool and then i went and saw pearl um which i'm like yeah i'm not gonna talk about too much i will say I liked X more. However, Mia Goth is like an exceptional actress. Like she turned her pussy out for that role. Like there was like, close your ears real quick. There was like a moment when she had like this 12 minute one cut monologue or no cut monologue that like actually was some of the best acting performances performance i've ever seen maybe the best acting performance i've seen in modern times other than um everything everywhere all at once i heard that whispering is actually worse for your throat than oh i see that screaming but yeah that's my media um i i know i'm gonna get attacked for this i swear

by the next episode i will have watched both but i never got around to watching x so i haven't seen pearl and listen when i was younger we used to get these things before a movie started that was like if you sell this illegally or if you record it you will go to fucking jail apparently we need these things for y'all yeah because why on my timeline granted some i did see the joke that i was like pearl is the joker for women um and my whole timeline has been pearl so maybe that says something about my brain but why the are you hosting clips from a movie on tick tock because i you're gonna make me and stop attacking me um yeah you're gonna make me slap the out of you because why are you trying to ruin my movie experience so that you can have the pride in being a part

of a niche i'm gonna hit you i'm gonna attack you i'm gonna get in so much trouble with my team and you're gonna destroy my career because i'm gonna fucking hit you no i fully know what you mean like how are am i i'm actually how am i actually able to watch an entire movie on tiktok yeah one that just came out like i I've seen like. Like four or five clips of Pearl on my timeline. And not saying that movie should be more. Shouldn't be more accessible. Because yes. Movie dot piff.

Whatever the fuck dot com. Like all those sites. Oh tap the fucking. Serve. Not on TikTok. I'm here to see pretty girls. Funny jokes. And fun makeup.

Not to have an experience ruined for me my fat i mean my timeline has been um all fashion recently yeah mine has been a lot of fashion which is weird watch me get ready it's i just like watching like hot girls walk that's why i like look at the fashion videos you know it makes me feel really good when all these fashion accounts that are posting all the shows follow me because i'm like, maybe in these little ways I do get recognized. But I will watch X. Maybe I'll watch it tonight. I keep being like, I'll watch it tonight.

I'll watch it tonight. But I got Fortnite at home. So I just need to watch it though. If not tonight, tomorrow night. But I got invited to something tomorrow night. But whatever. I'm rambling. Why?

Like this. Wait, i'll show you because i don't want to say it out loud which you're welcome to coming to but you get the vibes just based off this oh is it jester and lisa yeah i think they invited me to that last week okay so here is my media luna by the smashing pumpkins fell in love candy claws eucalyptus mf doom the one herald bud song that i'm not allowed to say but it randomly i was in this hotel room i stayed at nine orchard remember it um and they have these like channels that like play automatic playlists and tell me why i was going to put this on an IG story of mine and the exact moment I put it on it started on the speakers and I just felt very like wow like life is so crazy um Wish from the new Blood Orange EP I really really like that me i guess um and honestly yeah that's it and then i watched my media that i've watched is i literally watched little nicky lit one time i i begged every

one of our friends to like watch that movie on our projector like i literally begged i was like please guys i swear to god it's so fucking good it's like one of my favorite childhood movies of all time and i fought and fought and fought and finally everybody was like sure whatever shut the fuck up we'll put it on and then i like fell asleep in like five minutes after it came on but i think everybody finished it i think everybody liked it i might have tapped out it only has 2.3 it's a masterpiece i well because of that i get five stars and liked it and i said so good i was looking at my like reviews and i'm like i'm the worst person ever on letterboxd but i don't care i literally use it to track um what i want to watch yeah but yeah i will watch x i will watch pearl because that's my twin like i have to go support my girl

miss mia um that is so flattering that people think i look like her because she is gorgeous um but people just think that because i think we have like similar eyes but no she has blue eyes right or am i tripping y'all look the same y'all y'all look% the same. Like bleach your eyebrows and like I couldn't. If you put you and her next to each other, I don't think I could put it up. If you put a very blurry photo of us next together. Yeah, exactly. Okay, well, I'm going to go and poop.

Thank you guys so much for tapping in. I am so happy to be back at home. Back at home base. What will you guys do when we get a new set? Will you hate us? Will you leave us? Because what if we were thinking about doing that let us know what you think yeah keep us keep us posted but just know at the end of the day we

will do what we want and you need to come back because guess what our livelihood depends on it so keep that in mind keep that in mind if you care about us if you actually fucking cared about us to starve you want us to fucking starve if you you fucking care about our livelihood, you will be here. How am I supposed to fucking eat? Like, what the fuck is wrong with you? I'm hungry. Now go watch our last episode three more times. I need to pay my rent. Motherfucker. Alright.

Thank you guys so much. Actually, guys, thank you. Love you, love you, love you, love you, love you, love you, love you, love you. you bye bye