Emergency Intercom - drew got arrested at disneyland

Episode Date: December 1, 2023

It’s that special time of the year when everyone wont shut the eff up about their spotify wrapped including us. Drew listens to music differently than other people, and enya explains how chernobyl is based on her tuna box. Drew shares a theory about how the t*kt*k algorithm shows who u really are based on the videos they show u with zero likes. Also something horrible happened at UCSB Follow Enya on Insta: @EnyaUmanzor Follow Drew on Insta: @DrewPhillips09 To listen to the podcast on YouTube: bit.ly/EmergencyIntercomPodYT Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: bit.ly/EmergencyIntercom If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: bit.ly/EmergencyIntercom Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Hello. Okay, Kai took out his headphones apparently. This is so loud, but it was beautiful, but it was loud. Thank you. So Spotify Wrapped released today, and it's very special, but I want to make it very clear that I listen to music differently from everyone, and the music I listen to is special to me, and it means I'm better than you, like music I listen to is special to me and it's it means I'm better than you like

what I listen to um I think and what do you mean you listen to it differently though I think you might find that people kind of just like list everybody listens to music kind of the same it's not the same it's not the same the way I like indulge in music it means more to me oh okay but like how it's just different like that's all i can say i'm just built different i'm big as bro like i put everybody on so like it's just like what are you putting people on to like what are the artists like kind of like the underground artists your cold play beyonce lana del rey um just to name a few do you know do you even know imagine dragons though imagine dragging these nuts across your face

fuck nah but do you know what a cd is you've been collecting cds yeah cds nuts oh my god you know what's crazy is my spotify listens went down because since I got so I got my nice CD player this year, I just listen to music at night. Like I used to be one of those freak leaks and you know this who would play Spotify like music at night. And now I just listen to my CD. So imagine if my CDs were added to that. Who knows what would have made my top album? Yeah, I only listen to I think 9 000 minutes of music this year on really i when

i was saying i'm not in love with music right now i literally don't give a fuck about it like music means nothing to me right now but you just said you're different yeah like when i do listen to music i say oh you use you're satiating it like or it's satiating you like you let a hunger build and then you're like oh i need this deep deep void full and satiated yeah i need like the whole in me filled deep with like music like i want it just filled where it's like almost oozing out i hope people like my outfit today i feel like people kind of watch and like oh my god i wonder what she's gonna wear today and i really hope today people are like wow she's put something brick she's put something extraordinary on you don't know miami like i know miami though i'm

from miami i built that city no that's my city oh that's your city well that's funny because la is my city and i built this shit with my bare fucking hands and people are always complaining about the infrastructure and i'm like hello imagine one woman building a city all alone like that's hard enough but yeah spotify wrapped and like apple okay the apple rewind y'all are trying it but it's not even because i have apple music too bitch it's not even in the app you have to get to safari like they don't even run it in the fucking app like bitch i was on safari looking at my apple rewind and it feels like when i type in that sheet or that um fucking link or my information into that link that someone random just made it and is hacking me like no that's literally how i feel about it and like

it's just someone collecting data and information of all your passwords and logins and i just do not fucking trust it but like y'all tried like y'all tried it but you'll never be spotify like just give it up reign supreme i'm sorry like it's just true and it's always always always been like that too yeah since literally the dawn of time the day i downloaded it in ninth grade math class it has consumed my entire listening um yeah that's crazy because i had spotify in uh fifth grade i think oh really it like started i think in 2006 and yeah it's my sixth grade i had it it did well i was like three years old in 2005 or 2006 okay well you should have been on one like yeah okay okay but yeah let's go through our top should we do top five artists yeah let's do top five artists okay i'll let you go first mine's so funny mine is uh my top artist i can never say his name which

is embarrassing because he's my top artist. But Labi Siffre. Labi Siffre. Like, da-da-da-da. Two is George Harrison. Three is Hall & Oates. Four is The Sundays. And five is Robin Guthrie. Robin Guthrie.

Oh, look at this fucking stat. I didn't send this in the group chat because I actually don't know how I was able to, like, this has to be a feet. A feet? Where's feet? Wait, let me, where's the feet? Let me see the feet. What feet?

No, I meant, like, a feature. Like, a feet. Like, what the fuck? Do you want to see my feet? Because I don't have socks on under this, so I could show you my feet really easily. No, don't fucking do that. You can't say the word feet and not expect me to see some fucking feet. I'm gonna throw a fucking fit if I don't see fucking feet. Ay.

Ay. Featuring the feet. I'm a footie lover. I love feet. I love features. I love smelling feet. Ay. And looking at them.

Look at me. Look at me. Look at my feet. Body. Body. I think we've talked about it in our song we have not oh we haven't no okay so we get really like deliriously tired this is the crazy thing two thoughts one our friend group like i was looking back at like old memories and like close friend stuff and like all my friends

our friend group like most friend groups who like live alone and like start hanging out alone for the first time without fucking adult supervision we would just get fucked up all the time and hang out in the house and record each other doing stupid shit and just like hang out all fucking night, always ending the night with music videos. Now we are at a point where we start looking at the music videos dead sober at like 10 and by 1230, we're all like, should we go to bed? This is like, I'm really tired. Like this is like kind of too time consuming for me right now and then the other thing is i don't want to hang out with you guys anymore um okay bitch that's why i don't want to hang out today either so you would know a lot about that wouldn't you you would know a lot about not wanting to hang

out with your friends wouldn't you oh wait i don't know what walmart is no wait the other thing is we also now stay up way too late we'll it'll be like 4 a.m we're all dead sober sometimes i'm the only one in the room who's like i'm the highest in the room um and we josiah will get on his fucking raggedy ass laptop steal one of our podcast mics and drag it into the living room and force us to start like rapping and like singing on random tracks he finds on youtube and the way we find them is we're like what are we feeling tonight okay we're feeling like cardi b lana del rey vibe lana del rey type b yeah me and josie really want to do a cover of something but that's on a different tangent we've been talking about doing a cover of like yummy by justin bieber for actually like since the day it came out yeah um but we have all these awful songs which literally if you want to make any of us you have we have

30 to 50 just though of the worst songs you've ever heard in your entire life i want to like look up if i have the one from, oh, this. That's like a genre of music that doesn't exist. I knowose i was onto some shit let's go to the tennis court and i'll show you what i made up like why did he say i think because we looked up lord type b yeah and then he was like oh tennis courts but he didn't mean like that he meant like i'll we'll play tennis back and forth and i'll beat you in tennis like what does that mean but yeah we have so many like songs and shit like that that literally if you ever want to make us uncomfortable just ask josiah to pull that fucking laptop out that's also the dangerous thing is only josiah has them like

me and drew literally don't have them and if we bring people over josiah will be like want to see something yeah and just start playing it we have to like beg him to stop okay one of my spotify rap things that's like actually freaked me out and i don't know how i did this is you peaked on october 27th at 580 you peaked in 2017 with your oh you peaked when you were fucking three because you didn't have spotify yet you fucking bitch no when you were doing your little music videos um on youtube that's when you peaked my playlist video that literally was my peak you peaked on october 27th at 584 minutes of listening that day that is nine hours of consecutive listening how is that possible i think i was on set and they gave me aux so i was just terrorizing everybody with only my music all day and then when

we had breaks when it wasn't bitch i was like headphones on world out oh interesting music is my drug bitch like that's see you don't understand because you you're addicted to fucking ssris you're weird as fuck yeah honestly if you're an sRI, you literally cut it out. Can I just say, when I'm fucked up, that's the real me. Okay? Okay, guys? Yeah, the truth comes out when you're drunk. I don't listen to music because there's always an orchestral string symphony

playing in my fucking head. That's it? No. That's not what it is. It's fucking beautiful. I wish I could share it with you. You have synesthesia. I was going to say I have synesthesia. Okay, sorry.

I'm like stalling for my top artist. Oh, no, I already said them actually. You go. You go, girl. Okay, so mine is different. Like you've probably never heard of these people before, just because, like I said, I listen to music differently. You're better.

I'm better. I'm better. I'm allowed to say that I'm better than most people. Or I'm a narcissist. No, it's just a confidence thing. It's just the truth. It's not even confidence. It's just the truth.

Like, I'm better than them. It's true as fuck. Okay, my first artist is Apex Twin. Who's that? My second artist, just this, it's like this random duo of twins that make beats together. Oh. And then my second artist is Lana Del Rey. Wait, who's that?

She's like this gay musician. She's gay? No, she makes music for gays. Oh, gays okay okay but i don't listen to it because it's hot i don't know it i listen to it her because she's hot and i mean if she makes music for gay people she's not on my top listens but she's on your okay that makes sense no no i was i just explained it she has boobs so dumb and i'll listen to her oh that's all it takes yeah next is okay this is actually what they call me ironically enough and it somehow ended up in my top but this is like my nickname but i'm called death grips the band's called death grips yeah because you got that death

grip i got that fucking grippy grippy whippy man um fourth is 10 tricks point never gets no pussy guy who listens to 10 tricks point never opn gets no pussy um and then my fifth one is boards of canada that sounds like the fact that you a death grips is in your top listens makes you a very terrifying no it's not true like i posted it on my story like they have been in my top for like three years now and i posted it the first year that it switched in like 2020 or something and like a buddy of mine matt like responded and was like are you okay like like is everything okay and i was like yeah why and they were like oh you're that being one of your top artists is like destructive it's not sure but no And they were like, oh, you're- That being one of your top artists is like destructive. It's not true. But no, they make like good music, period.

Yeah. I mean, they really do. We were listening to so much. I was listening to so much Seth Gribbs by Proxy in 2020 because of you. Yeah. They're lit. Like, that's all I have to say.

They have a lot of songs that aren't that scary. Somebody actually at the front now billy not really that's literally what was just playing my head um but somebody at thanksgiving was like i'm thankful for music that when i first listened used to scare the fuck out of me but i have acclimated my brain into enjoying terrifying sounds and i'm thankful for artists who scare me literally drinking yeah like blade you don't seek out and find blade blade seeks out and finds you when you're ready okay i agree i agree period um also spotify uh for podcasters released a wrapped of um our emergency intercom rap.

And one surprising fact, which was actually genuinely really cool to hear. And I don't understand. I don't get it. Was more than 40% of our listeners aren't in America. So where the fuck are y'all from? Yeah, where are y'all from? Leave a comment. Like, leave a like and a comment. only 68 of our listeners are in america yeah now explain that oh i guess that's

32 yeah 32 is like somewhere else where the fuck are you yeah i know they're in melbourne and london i know the bitches are in Melbourne and London but like we got Germany on here we got Ukraine on here we got Poland

on here we got South Korea and Japan come on those are like are like the countries that like were really

popping this year oh that's so sick which is like to me so random like what we are kawaii coded though like it makes sense that we'd be in Japan really popping this year. Oh, that's so sick. Which is like, to me, so random. Like, what? We are kawaii coded, though. Like, it makes sense that we'd be in Japan.

No, because I got that swag. Yeah. That's on me. You got that Gilbert Godfrey swag. Who the fuck is that? I don't even know. I don't know. I don't know.

Oh, he's like the, like the grouchy one. Like, meow. My name is Gilbert Godfrey. Oh, he's like the grouchy one. Like, meow. My name is Gilbert Godrain. Oh, he plays the parrot in Aladdin? Probably. I don't know. That's a deep cut.

That sounds right. Fuck, what was I going to say? What was I going to say? Oh, our top listed episode this year is Women Should Cheat More. Yeah. By a landslide. Yeah, and it's our most shared. Like, it had, like like a 300 percent more sharing

rate than any other episode and it was like played back over 800 and like 50 times yeah so we're doing good we're doing good we are spreading positivity we are making changes a lot of y'all talk about feminism and you're not actually pushing a feminist agenda narrative and agenda but we are pushing it and spreading it and licking it from top to bottom and sealing that envelope and sending it off to the world i was talking about an envelope okay yeah sounded just like a little weird there but i don't think that's weird okay I'm gonna get really serious for a moment dead serious like stop smiling like this is real

why are y'all laughing no I'm always smiling because I'm just so happy this is really real and okay so I'm sure some of y'all have seen the video that I'm about to talk about no RPR said don't talk about it.

I don't give a fuck about RPR. This is very serious and this is me. Literally Colleen Ballinger we like. Yeah, for real. But there's this video that came out of me and I'm just going to get to the point. It was me naked on

It's a Small World at Disney World or Disneyland. There's no proof it's you, though. So I don't know why you're like admitting. This is the proof. You're going to go to jail. I don't give a fuck. Okay. Like I need to right my wrongs.

I don't know if that's a wrong you can just right by admitting to it. Yeah. If you haven't seen the video, we'll insert it here. Video shows a man in his underwear walking around the popular attraction, It's a Small World. Workers stopped the ride for about an hour as security tried to detain him. At one point, you can see the 26-year-old took off all of his clothes and was waiting around in the water near the ride's entrance. Anaheim police eventually responded to the incident to arrest the 26 year old for indecent exposure us inserting a nude man in a disneyland and being like why are our videos getting demonetized what's happening yeah well

we'll insert it before he was full or before i was fully naked um but you know really people ask why did why did he do it why did you do it? I did it because the water feature looks fun to sit on. Okay. And there's nothing more to it. Were you on anything or you were just like- I was sober. Oh, whoa. That's like really-

Yeah, that's just how it acts. I feel like that's almost more damning. But I guess you could play the insanity card in court now. No, no. Oh, you're going to just like go for it? I just wanted to do it. Oh, okay. And i wanted to kick one of those little fuckers in the head the scary motherfucker it's a small world little critters

like fuck them i thought you liked that ride i'm like getting so many mixed emotions it's i guess it's just like you have so much depth to you that to try to explain something so complex in something as mundane and just earthly as a podcast would make no sense. I exist in other realms, like truly. Yeah, and I believe you. Because I don't know that any sane person who exists in our realm would get butt naked nasty like a Rick James super freak. It's a small world. Did you have a nice little boner for me when you were naked at the ride? Sorry.

I didn't hear what you said i could repeat it no he chooses what he hears i was okay exploring totally i just shifted for like five seconds where did you go you don't want to fucking know hey where'd you go come home miami oh you hey when you shifted you chose to go to miami i spent a lifetime in miami i had wife and children you had a wife and kids period wait you can shift into being straight we talked about this drew's actually straight so it's okay sorry i want it it's just like going forward yeah i know it's like i don't know it's only. Sorry. I want. It's just like going forward. Yeah. I know. It's like, I don't know. It's only been 122 episodes.

So I think I would like. I know, but it just seems like it's not solidified. But maybe for the sake of the public eye, I should stop. Yeah. And I know it's like, he's gone. So I'm going to say this. It's super hard to remember because he does not seem straight. Yeah.

But like he is. And I just need you to like say that. I guess I don't even, I don't like yeah say that i guess i i don't even i don't know why i keep doing that i don't even believe in like putting labels on people like that so i should stop it's the way that he sits and like the way that he walks around and the way he looks the way he look totally and talks okay he's coming back so just like hey bud hey i'm sorry i hey i just want to say i'm sorry for how many times i've um projected onto you yeah yeah you're projecting i didn't say what i didn't i don't know what that word means don't touch me don't fucking touch me then okay i have another topic that i want to explore there's no way you

have more topics bro how do you always have something to say i got a lot of shit to say i know like literally how do we like how do i not shut the fuck up and when we were in the car on the way to the show yesterday i was like oh my god i don't shut up yeah it was sabrina here i heard the door close like the like the softest it's ever closed dude spooky ookie um but yeah on the way to the show yesterday i was like how do i not shut the fuck up it was it was to a point where i was like whoa like every you filled every second of silence in that car ride with the most random shit i've ever heard yeah my brain was moving at a thousand miles a minute in that car oh yeah we didn't even talk about ucsb but we did a show at ucsb um shout out to y'all they wouldn't let us record um which is very big op behavior like

don't fucking play um but just know like it was legitimately like the best live show we've ever done um and we want to do more and when i went out guys like people went fucking crazy no they went silent put the put the clip on okay so we did bring someone special out that i think you guys are going gonna be really happy about it. Sorry about that. You guys, it's Kai. It's Kai, everybody. He's on the podcast. He's on the camera, but he's there. He's like behind the scenes.

He's like behind the scenes. Oh. Dude, I'm sorry. Get away. behind the scenes movie but like oppenheimer you guys can you know decide for yourself did the crowd go crazy or not you know how in parasite they do a really good job of like building like oh my god i'm so scared of when this motherfucker comes up the stairs that's you yeah okay well that's you i was more getting like a jfk vibe where everyone like oh like you were gonna get shot in the head i was getting that i was kind of getting that vibe too sorry no not that like when he was like universally loved and people just lose their fucking minds no i'm not no my parents like text me and they were like we can't wait to see your

big reveal on stage we like we can't wait to see it i'm gonna send them the video and see what they say they will insert their screenshot yeah yeah i hope they have like a devastating reply yeah um no it was it was good kai came out everybody went crazy then i said or we set up that bit um where kai came out and it was silent um but kai is universally loved he's loved um but i did want to talk about this i was going to talk about it at the show but i was just like this is weird to talk about and it just doesn't make sense and i won't be able to fully articulate it but okay okay, I wanna know like what the videos TikTok shows you that have zero likes, zero comments, zero views. Because to me, that's who you really are deep down.

Like that all powerful, non-sentient being tracking every single movement you make on your phone daily thinks that's what you need to see before everyone else that to me is who you fucking really are you know what's fucked up is when i think about the ones with zero likes it's like um usually like an older single woman who's kind of slightly drunk or drinking and listening to music oh yeah so that is my future that's what i truly believe is like the deepest deepest heart of hearts who you are um and i want you to ponder that question leave a comment down below or wherever you fucking listen go to somewhere where you can comment because Cause I'm genuinely curious who you are.

There's no one more insecure than the person who's screen playing their TikTok feed. And it starts to turn into that. And like randomly when TikTok has its switch, because you watch too many and it doesn't know what to show you anymore. And you have your moment. You're like, I'm going to airplay.

Cause my timeline has been good. And the second you airplay, it's a million TikTokiktoks with zero fucking likes and then it's the ones with like eight million likes that literally are so jarring and like they genuinely feel like robots made them like but it's real humans in the tiktok and it doesn't make sense when i when i fucking screenplay the reason i don't or i don't watch tikt TikTok if people are looking over my shoulder is because the amount of thirst traps on my feed is fucking crazy. And I don't need any of y'all seeing what I interact with like thirst trap wise. Because I fall for fucking thirst traps.

I think everybody does. Fuck you. Even as corny as you think it is, like sexy people are sexy. And and when they're being sexy it's like wait wait why are you why are you eating did you know you were sexy um well these are my these are the ads i was getting the other night and i don't know why it randomly shifted okay no it's not what it looks like she just um i literally don't think we can put this on. Yeah, no, we can. We can. Okay, no, it's not what it looks like.

She just left her piercing in a little too long, and I'm going to take out all these dead skin cells that are compacted in here. Stop fighting your body. Oh, I got that one. I got the rainbow. The hairy butt? The hairy peach butt? It the hairy butt the hairy peach butt it looks like a looks like a cut that leap that you you cannot say that word don't say that i always forget that

me after showing a rancid hole it's like it's not what it looks like girl what is that supposed to be an ear like whose ear shaped like that it's literally a fucking, it's a vagina. Vagina. Vagina. Have I talked about how I think video games are a form of meditation? I've like said it to y'all, but I genuinely believe that. Like I believe that like you enter this like ultra present state when you're playing video games and like i think it's like borderline healthy where like you kind of disconnect from reality and all your anxieties

and fears and like you kind of just like sit presently and like play this game and you're not thinking about like the future or like your past and you're just sitting there fucking killing kids in fortnite um and i think it's like actually kind of a good thing but it becomes bad if you're like avoiding certain things but yeah i think video games are like meditation low-key i we should look up how many hours i've like racked on fortnight on my ps5 yeah it's probably it's literally probably like 98 hours easily. I think it might be more. Because I think last time I checked, Josiah's hours were like 400 and something.

But he's been playing on his Switch for like two years. And he just constantly plays. Like anytime I call him, he's like in a Fortnite game. Like it's a problem for him. Yeah, I think I have like 15,000 hours in the Harry Potter Sex Garry's Mod roleplay server. Oh, okay. And yeah, I mean, I'm like having out-of-body experiences in that totally, like all the time. Hagrid's Hut. Just back shots.

It's like on site. Sit with that. And just realize what you said. And're gonna move on totally and we're gonna we're we're not gonna prosecute you as i just like apologize no i don't even want to fucking hear yeah let's you don't get to do something like that and then apologize immediately after that's my bad and i'm sorry i am sorry though do you have another, like, a note? Could we move on? Gypsy Rose is getting out of jail in, like, 20-something days. Where is she in jail? Like, what state is she in?

Let's look it up. Is it, like, North Carolina? Because it feels like it'd be in North Carolina. Like, it's definitely, like, North Carolina. It does, yeah. Not South, but North Carolina. Because it's very different. Missouri.

Okay. She's in Missouri. She gets out on the 28th of December. Wait, is she from Missouri? I don't know where she's in missouri um she gets out on the 28th of december um wait is she from missouri i don't know where she's from i was gonna say two icons from missouri sexy red andrew phillips oh yeah you that's your twin that's what no one's talking about is that madeline took the okay so when gypsy went to jail they were like fuck we need to find a new she was in springfield missouri that is i'm not kidding your grandma literally right next door oh my god that's crazy wow dude we might actually be related because like why do i look like her it's when

insert the picture yeah it's when she went to jail your parents were like fuck we can't just like have drew's twin leave his life this would be so dramatic so they replaced gypsy with madeline because they were like we need a good like like faithful like loving daughter who's like straight a student just like on par because they didn't want you to find out that your sister was actually a murderer wow that actually makes a lot of sense that does make a lot of sense i stand by her i don't go far no i will die on that hill and if you think it's problematic literally suck my nuts from the back because she did what she had to do to get out of a dangerous situation gypsy rose miss rosé and your team if you are hearing this i want you on this podcast more than anything.

Immediately. More than anything I've ever wanted in my entire life. Like more than me wanting a coral reef fish tank. More than me wanting a Eurorack modular synthesizer. I want Gypsy Rose sitting right next to Enya. And we have a goof and a gaff together. Okay, wait, wait, wait. Let me get this straight.

So your top three interests and want have a goof and a gaff okay wait wait let me get this straight so your top three interests and want is a reef tank a euro rack and gypsy rose yes and okay we gotta take you to a reality pro we need to take you to a psychiatrist immediately apple vision pro we should get that for gypsy to show her what the new world is like she's been gone so long she doesn't know that she can watch apple her brain's gonna explode watch apple gone so long, she doesn't know that she can watch Apple. Her brain's going to explode. She can watch Apple TV on the plane. She doesn't know she could watch the act inside of her eyes.

In her brain. You can show the Jason Nash live to her and she'll be like, wow, the world is so awesome. She's like, the world has evolved to a beautiful place. I missed it so much. I love live streamers digitally begging for money I think it's a actually like I think it's like a great thing

yeah it's community building it's community building like the idea that somebody who fell off is like now begging it's like aww you're just like me will y'all give me money if I fall off will y'all give me money if i get on live and i beg and plead

and fucking scratch out my screen and scratch my arms you know freaking out i'll pour milk on me for every galaxy i get i'll fucking drop an egg in drew's butt for every galaxy we get i'm thinking about starting an only vans genuinely like okay you always like somehow like you always bring that up but like you're not gonna have subscribers like yes you will dude you're fucking sexy oh my god you okay you're gonna like whatever the fuck you did skin wise whatever that procedure was it looks good as fuck damn like you look like yasafai luigi right now you're gonna start an only fans and get like 18 random immediate subscribers and all of them are gonna be like numbers and random and it's just kai oh yeah and you're gonna get 18 random messages for like 18 different angles and video requests immediately.

I'm going to put you on with the homies. I'm going to share it. Yeah, no, I think I really do think if I started an OnlyFans, like it wouldn't be wildly successful. Like it would it would probably generate $100,000 a year total. But 90% of the people that subscribe would just be gawkers they would just be people who like i want to see what this is like they don't give a fuck about my penis honestly you were like the most this is the craziest statement ever so i need to figure out how to word it not crazy but when we go out there's always somebody who's trying to fuck on you so i

actually do think you're only fans like drew i do not get hit on when we go out like people don't like come up to me and like flirt with me and shit but people go up to drew no bitch i'm too like it's like um it's like i said this to someone the other day like i could get into a vip booth with like a man with money but he's gonna immediately knew he made a mistake because this bitch will not shut the fuck up he's gonna be like damn how do i kick her out in the nicest way it's gonna be us in the car ride to ucsb like damn shut up shut up he's just gonna be like i was like bro i'm literally trying to listen to jerk and get fucked up and this girl won't shut the fuck up. Because I think I've said this on the podcast, but like I have never done dating apps.

I don't think I ever will because like I don't believe in it. And like I just get whole thrown at me like I don't need all that shit. But that is disgusting to say. I would like imagine swiping on me like looking at like the best pictures of me whatever like imagine like some of my best like ig pics and stuff i throw that on a dating app i'm like a little funny and like kooky in my description or whatever and i like tap in bitch you show up to a date with me and it's me across the table and my ass won't shut the fuck up i'm so fucking annoying i feel like i'm just too polarizing no you'd find you'd find the right person like i and you're a catch and anybody would be lucky lucky to be able to like sit across the table on a date with you

magnetism dysmorphia because you're both like magnetic is that you're like oh i'm so is that a thing no that's some shit i made up because I'm a genius. But it applies to you guys. I was going to say it didn't sound good. Oh, it didn't? I mean, that's why we asked if it was real. I know I suck. I was like, what idiot made that up? Okay, thank you.

Thank you. But yeah, I get a lot of play. I don't interact with it, though. I just like let it. That is grosser than pussy. But yeah, I get he with it, though. I just, like, let it. That is grosser than pussy. But, yeah, I get hella play, bro. I just don't interact with it because I'm in my celibacy arc. Yeah, and you're better than that.

Yeah, and better than most. Because you're not that earthly. Yeah, I'm not bound by these earthly things like S and BJs. Hey, we need to throw up the fucking meme you showed us of the guy getting head on the bus. Oh, yeah. That's such a good one. That was us on the way to the show yesterday

when y'all weren't looking, when there was like two seconds of silence because Drew was giving me head. What the hell were we talking about? That is so inappropriate. We were in the back seat. We were hitting. That's so inappropriate.

And? Yeah, what? You're right. You were in our fucking car no you're totally right i'm constantly like stepping on don't get in my car and expect me not to get head for my bro like come on what were you talking about before this we were talking about you having a fucking only fan oh is that where we were yeah okay um yeah only fans coming soon drew moji coming soon um shut the fuck up drew moji coming like hella soon like expect i can't believe you never did that i hate those fucking emojis i love them so fucking much it's also funny because it was like right when you got a mustache and like it's so like it was

such a like immediate transitional arc of like the way you looked yeah it was it was crazy um they're they're really goaded have you seen them yes i've seen them we'll insert the drew but just know it's coming hella fucking soon ke Kimojis. Kimojis. That's so funny, man. Okay. A couple more things to talk about. Ariana Grande's boyfriend looks just like Frankie Grande. It's really, really bizarre. Is it the SpongeBob guy?

Yes. It's really, really scary. Look it up. Look up side by side. It's very eerie. It's crazy boots. And that Look it up. Look up like side by sides. It's like very eerie. It's crazy boots. And like, that's all I have to say. Like, I don't give a fuck about anybody's personal problems or loves or qualms or whatever.

It's kind of bizarre, though. It's a little bizarre. I feel like that's so common for white people. Oh, what the fuck like us like we just can you flip it around lovers yeah true yeah so we can't really judge yeah that's really crazy put it put we'll insert the picture for everybody but like yeah man yeah the mouth is really i will never get over the fact that like we had like a really big phase of listening to one of frankie grande songs and like we're obsessed with his music video for it and i up until less than a year ago genuinely thought it was a cover of a queen song we can't even

say what song it is but when you find it you'll know you'll know queen of a rock and roll revolution i'm a rock and roll i'm an icon baby an institution okay why is it when a song plays i know those fucking lyrics but if somebody asks me to sing a song i'm just like oh like i get so scared because i was trying to send an audio message of me singing a song i just heard on tiktok and i immediately scrolled over and held down to start singing to this person. I was like, I don't know what the fuck I was thinking. Like I literally like all of the lyrics

just left my brain. There has to be some psychology to that. Just like the senses are engaged. I get like that. I look like that. I am like that. I think I'm going to do water birth, but like in a green juice. Oh, like a slurp.

In like celery juice. Slurp jug. Oh my God, yeah. Chug jug water birth. Did you guys know I was a piss birth baby? Like your mom squirted? Yeah, my mom just filled a bathtub up with squirt before she pushed me in. I can cut that if you guys want.

I'm sorry. I'm just like. That is like so. I think you want to cut it. No, I'm going to leave me in. I can cut that if you guys want. I'm sorry. I'm just like... That is like so... I think you wanted to cut it. No, I'm gonna leave it in. Dude, at-home births literally freak me out. I don't understand it.

I get it. Like, imagine me giving birth in this fucking apartment. That baby would die. No, I don't know. That baby would be gone. You have to live in like a coquette cabin or something

to give, like, do an at-home birth. Like, you can't live in like an apartment or something. I think I would just be so fucking annoyed to do an at-home birth like you can't live in like an apartment or something like i think i would just be so fucking annoyed to do an at-home birth or like people who go to like what are they called they're like not hospitals but they're just like separate like entities to are you saying I stink? Does my tuna box reek right now?

The tuna box. I hate that so much. Dude, my tuna box has been loud as fuck. Like, some of y'all are scared when you walk into

an establishment with weed in your bag. I'm really scared when I have to walk in with my tuna box. And imagine sitting next to When I wear a skirt, this tuna box

is literally blasting. Starting the rumor that you have a stinky box. My stinky box. Dude, when I pull my pens down to piss, it's literally Chernobyl. It's literally like radioactive scents get shot up to my face. And that's probably why I have eczema. Shut up.

Shut the hell up. Dude, did you know they wrote Chernobylobyl about my tuna box no they didn't is that true yes dude really it's about the first time i squirted and it was chernobyl it why it really wiped out fucking god dude it's with the ferris wheel i wasn't allowed to have sex for so fucking long because i was being held captive by the government because they were like that tuna box is gonna destroy that's like a superpower you're like a superhero to me it's a nightmare no you need to like utilize it right if you can clear out an entire town and make it so radioactive that it doesn't exist anymore bitch open that cooter bronson in a bank and rob that bitch that's a good ass point that is true

and i wouldn't get arrested for being like doing armed robbery because i'm like what that's a good ass point that is true and i wouldn't get arrested for being like doing armed robbery because i'm like what that's just my tuna yeah we have like nuclear fission and there's fusion right and like we need nuclear this is like gonna save the world it's in this tuna it's my nuclear oh shit oh nice whoa that was really good should we talk about lo anthony's uh it's serving the army literally okay like lo anthony went from serving cunts who's serving Should we talk about Lo Anthony's army arc? Literally, okay. Lo Anthony went from serving cunts

to serving in the military. And I think low-key it might be stolen valor. Lo Anthony's stolen valor arc. Oh, like you don't think he's actually in the military?

I don't know. That fit just looked a little funky to me. Girl, that was his Halloween costume. Well, insert it. Was it actually? That's what I was thinking.

I'm kidding, but it possibly could be. It's just such a random pick too like yeah it kind of feels like he's not actually in the military but like damn i cannot keep lo anthony's name out of my fucking mouth i hope you realize that like he was like very important to me growing up like genuinely when i was like 12 13 14 or whenever he was having his like renaissance or his like time on the internet like it was really really like dude he ran vine he was like top tier viner it was like super special to me also just because like yeah uh it was it was cool i i really fuck with him and then i did have this like thought recently where i was just like why does so many people fucking care about his like christian arc and then like obviously like there's like the aspect of it where it's like denouncing an entire culture of people but like i i don't know i'm just like do you but

like keep everybody he's not really making it like a public mission to spread some word it's it's i like i think people are so invested in it because he was such a like this is sounds crazy but in internet age he was such a martyr in terms of like being like a young like gay person on the internet who was very open about like i i don't know not necessarily his sexuality but about like being a in tune to himself and not caring that like it was an age of the internet where if you were a gay person, I mean, this still exists, but if you were a gay person, you were met with so much hate and so many people being like, you're a boy, act like a boy, like that kind of narrative. And he really was such a like forefront of pushing past it. And

like, of course there were like a bunch of other creators who were like in that realm but he was like at the forefront of it for young people on the internet so i think people are so tapped into it because it is like kind of terrifying like how quickly that can switch like it is so scary how like fast it can switch but yeah at least he's not like spreading basically fucking misinformation on the internet yeah yeah it could be a lot worse but lo and anthony come back to us actually come on to the pod we'll interview you and we'll call you sergeant yeah we'll have you'll have your little like platform to speak your peace speak your peace he if if he even saw this he'd be like like, hell fucking no. Yeah, no, he's like, oh, those are some, we're not getting on that podcast.

Bleep that. Oh, wow. Oh my God. And blur my mouth. Okay. Bleep and blur. Okay,

I don't know why I have this written down, but it just says, Inya's period. Oh, it's because I was talking about how my period makes me feel through the words you brought it up are you hello i'll stop having it i'll stop having it okay wait you could just turn that off no i'm gonna shove a fucking beauty blender up that hole and keep it pushing it's so brave you know people do that but what the hell were you talking about yeah why did i write that note down oh sorry keep going uh women in sex work will like

put like a sponge in there so that they can do scenes while they're on their period and it's a beauty blender some use beauty blenders some just use like but it's usually like a makeup sponge because it's like a very soft like sponge that you can like fucking rub against your skin and it won't hurt let's run that um you want me to run that for us no no no i was just saying in general okay yeah like do your thing so i'm allowed to have my period again no absolutely okay i have to figure that out are you gonna fund my surgery no oh okay that's not my i don't even know if that's possible it's not that's not what i'm supposed to do i just have to make out but no what was that what did i write oh i like don't even know if i can say this but like it my period like makes you don't have to you don't have body dysmorphia so crazy that like for two weeks,

I am genuinely convinced that if me and Bella Hadid were standing next to each other, I'm like, who knows who's who? Like literally who knows who's who? Like, I'm just like, if you like put just like our bodies next to each other,

people be like, fuck, I really don't know which one is which. Like that's where my, I like think I'm serving model, model like i'm like yeah have fun guessing like me and gg hadid like who's who um but then for another week i'm like oh my god i don't know what i ate but like i literally think i'm dying like my whole body has like literally transformed i have like the true body of like a woman i have like i'm about to like birth a child like i my childbearing hips have come in like i'm literally

ready to be pregnant like this is crazy what's happening like i don't know what i did and then i'll just be like fuck it i might as well eat wing stop eight times this week because like i gotta keep pushing and then i get my period and then i'm like guys something else is happening i'm i'm on um a body journey right now like i literally feel like the people who are like post their updates after working out all year like that's what i feel like in a week i'm like from that sunday to the next sunday i feel like i could do like a tiktok thing of like i went to the gym every day had blah blah blah blah like i'm like i might as well be a bodybuilder like i don't know how i was able to do that literally like clockwork like once a month you have like three or four days where you're like i'm disgusting i hate myself even

in my face i'm like i'm fucking disgusting i can't believe i got ugly overnight like i just woke up and i'm fucking putrid like my hair looks like shit i'm fucking ugly i'm disgusting i'm gonna kill myself. And then three days later, I'm like. And then three days later, you're sitting in your fucking office desk chair, like recording. Like making 18 TikToks. Because I'm like, someone's got to see this. Like the people have to see this.

Because I know it's fleeting. Because I'm like, the people need to see this now. Because in three weeks time, I'll be back to being disgusting um so when there's those gaps in my tiktoks and like selfies um that's when my my cycle is attacking me well even in those disgusting moments where you think you're ugly and disgusting i think you're beautiful oh wow and you're beautiful i mean like i have to look in the mirror and look at my face so that's like really hard yeah i'm all right i won't start that yeah um but yeah that's my story i don't and i don't know if we could keep it in because no we have to that was so funny we literally have to um

but yeah i feel like like so many women go through that why is there like no light on us right now? We look like we're sitting in the dark. We literally do. I think the filter is on. Kai, you're going to have to deal with that. I think like a UV filter is on. No, I mean like later. We'll fix it.

In post. I'll fix it in post, guys. In post by Bjork. Should we get into some media? I don't think you're singing that right. Okay, you fucking bitch. You're such a cunt. You should kill yourself. Oh, wow.

Okay, I'll give you the first 10 songs on my Spotify top songs of 2023. So we got X Style or Crystal by Aphex Twin. Here's Where the story ends this Sunday. You think you're me. Let the light in. Lana Del Gay. Alone in Kyoto Air. In My Room, Frank Ocean.

Tom I.B. Squarepusher. Tom Mib. A Little Lost Arthur Russell. Abuse, The Dirty Column. brusher tom mib um a little lost arthur rush russell abuse the dirty column white tea little peep in a silent way miles davis rainbow conversation stereo lab we are the music makers afx twin and then Porcelain Moby. Was that 10? That was a lot more than 10, I think. I'll count. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13.

I did 13. Mine is Canic Chase by Labi Sifre, When the Morning Comes, Daryl hall and john oats i just want to talk to you by chow i just want to talk i said chow's by charles brown and sleepy creek simple kind of life no doubt muskrat love by willis allen ramsey you have to do that version guess i'm dumb glenn campbell hello it's me. Todd Rundgren. A summer wasting. Bell and Sebastian. I'd have you anytime. George Harrison.

Watch me. Labby Safre. Honey dude. Jimmy Carter in the Dallas County. Green. Turn to stone. Electric light orchestra. Practice twice.

Sam Precop and On Earth by the Sundays. Precom? Yeah, Sam Precom. It's a weird name. I don't know why you would do that. But I guess that song does make you really hornyny when i play it so it kind of makes sense it really does um and then you're going yeah for real it's crazy me and drew when we have sex we only listen to apex winterboards of canada like that's the only thing i like dark vibes i like something spooky

spooky you better not be making a rap song on that spooky track when i get there we need to make a spooky song yeah we we should have i guess i have all my evil verses what's up the evil side is coming out again oh no the evil side's coming out again but yeah and then for like television tv movie television um i've been watching what the fuck was i watching i oh what anime was that fuck i watched it i started watching a really really good anime um it's something everyone knows already it's shonen or hold on you talk um started Love Has Won, and that's really good. But I'm waiting for Drew to catch up so we can finish it together. Trying to think what else.

Still watching a bunch of South Park. Jujutsu Kaisen. Have you ever seen Eden of the East? Yeah. That's so good. I love Eden of the East. It's so cutesy boots. So cutesy boots.

And then we're going to see Beyonce. The Beyonce! it's so cutesy boots cutesy kawaii so cutesy boots um and then we're going to see Beyonce the Beyonce Beyonce Beyonce Beyonce we're gonna go see

the Beyonce movie on the first are we gonna dress up I might just wear my silver vest like have a like a good vibe I don't know if I own silver

and I don't wanna buy something for one thing cause silver looks bad on me I remember someone was like upset I didn't wear silver and i was like i love beyonce more than you know more than you will ever know but silver looks bad on me and i just can't do it god bless respect um respect but i want to dress up we should all get gowns gowns i'll wear a fucking gown that would be so funny if we all wore like gowns i'll wear a wig

i don't give a fuck i'm gonna wear one of my big puffy dresses i'm just a man okay listen i'm just a man that isn't afraid to dress nice and if that means i'm in a dress that means i'm in a dress and that doesn't take away from my masculinity it just adds to my femininity and i and it's okay oh my god you're like i'm not kidding sometimes you say things that i'm like you are so fucking brave and vulnerable and like i look up to you in a way i don't think you understand because you i'm gonna and if i want to wear a purse i'm gonna wear you're gonna make me. Please. Oh, you want to cry? What about a skirt? Oh, my God. Yeah.

What about a skirt? You are so brave and I love you so much. What about a brawl? And even if you look disgusting in all those clothes because you just it's not flattering on you and you have bad style. I'm like, you're still so brave. Give me my hand back. Every time you post on Instagram, I'm like, you are so brave. Oh.

I'm like, your confidence astounds me. Oh, wow. I'm going to start, like, commenting that on people's things. Like, your confidence astounds me. Your confidence is really special. Are you going to do a Drew Psyop corner? Okay, I got scared. I got scared.

Okay, Inya, like, when I asked her if I should start a new segment on the thing called... Wait, wait wait wait it's gonna be called um Drew's brain floss and it's like a segment where I talk about really cool historic events that happened and you literally yelled at him and it was like no no but I was like it could be nice like y'all think it's a joke when I don't want to hear a man explain something, but it's literally not a joke. And I was like, I literally, it felt like when an artist goes to record label and was like, can I please make what I want to make? And they're like, no, you will make a fucking TikTok hit.

Like, that's what it felt like. Because I was like, you can do it if you can keep it under five fucking minutes, but I know you can't do that. Yeah. And he was like, no, seven minutes. I was like, seven fucking minutes? Are you kidding me? And Josiah was watching us like go back and forth about it. no, you can't do that. And he was like, no, seven minutes. I was like, seven fucking minutes? Are you kidding me?

Josiah was watching us go back and forth about it. We'll let the people decide. Do you want Drew's brain floss? I have a good one already set up called DB Cooper. If y'all want to hear about that, it's a pretty epic tale, and I'll talk about it in the next episode. But Drew's brain, fuck, I can't even say it. Drew's brain floss. Okay, but let even say it. Drew's brain floss.

Okay, but let's get into Drew's side up corner. I think you should call it Drew's brain floss, not Drew's brain floss. I think we should call it Drew gives Enya brain. Oh, don't hit him. We said we were going to stop... We said we were going to stop

hitting... Shut the fuck up. I'm so fucking smart. Oh, my God. Can you hit me on the other side of the face just to make it symmetrical, please? I got you. Damn, you know how sticky you get. Ew.

You need to stop. Okay, look, he's moaning. Oh, guys, I moaned on that one episode. My bad. Why would you do that? Why would you do that? Okay, Drew's Psy Up Corner. Ever seen a Radiohead fan talk about sex and sit there like,

who the fuck is banging you, bitch? I need proof. That's me about you when you said all your artists. When I accidentally close my 47 tabs, it's like the burning of the Library of Alexandra, but worse. Worse. The burning of the library of Alexandria but worse

dudes with dark yellow piss always got the most to say don't you got a headache bro also the reason they're not laughing is because I did these at UCSB so

no it's because they're not fucking funny that's like different um oh oh okay y'all be so bored oh nevermind Oh. Oh, okay. Y'all be so bored.

Oh, never mind. I'm not doing that one. When I do Drew's Psyop Corner, it's mainly for laughs, but watch out, you might learn something. Oh, wow. What would I learn? By the way, not every Lady Gaga fan is gay we exist the world hasn't been right since that

Popeyes chicken sandwich came out I hurt my hands like fake slapping I hurt your hand I guess when you slapped me in the face so hard that I you should think about him why are you making it about I guess, when you slapped me in the face. So hard that I. You should think about him. Why are you making it about you? Like it's about him.

Because I was going to hit him in the face. Maybe, maybe you should think about me sometimes. I'm sorry. I'm really sorry. Do you feel warm there? They are really warm. He's got a warm face. Yeah.

Next time at your bottom. Next time I'm going to spank your bottom. Are you going to like put me over your lap? No, no, no, no, no. I'm going to spank you over my lap. Thank you thanks guys for listening i would hate that maybe we won't be back ever again yeah drew's playing thrash db cooper airplane bye Outro Music