Emergency Intercom - Drew Got Bullied

Episode Date: August 12, 2022

Drew opens up about getting bullied and Enya talks about pissing herself again. BETTER HELP: Our listeners get 10% off their first month at BetterHelp.com/intercom Follow Enya on Insta: @EnyaUmanzor Follow Drew on Insta: @DrewPhillips09 To listen to the podcast on YouTube: bit.ly/EmergencyIntercomPodYT Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: bit.ly/EmergencyIntercom If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: bit.ly/EmergencyIntercom Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Today we talk about why is the poop pressing so hard against my butthole right now. Wow. Yeah. You know what's crazy? That's actually a very convenient topic. Is I took my probiotic and then immediately that happened. But I think what spiked that is the anxiety I felt when I shattered my second mason jar of the day. Glare? Wait, what is a glare?

I heard it. I have no idea. I actually don't know. I don't know what a mason glare is. That's how you make me feel. Sorry, I literally don't know what a mason glare is. I wish I had the strength. Wait mason galore is. That's how you make me feel. Sorry, I literally don't know what a mason galore is. I wish I had the strength. Wait, you pulled my hair. I was just,

Inya's literally on little sister mode this week because I'm just chilling in my bed on my iPhone and Inya will like, like literally hobble into my room, like playing the loudest fucking sounds from her phone, computer, iPad, whatever it is and just lay on my bed for hours and i would like to say that i wish i could say it was annoying but it is so cute and endearing that and i love it

so much that when you leave i get sad but yesterday when she left as she was walking out she like grabbed my leg hair and just pulled it and we never said anything about it but that hurt so bad i was like literally why did she do that but just that's what you get for watching the worst show ever and actually freaking out about it like drew's been watching like binging i haven't seen drew in the rest of the house all week because he goes in his room and turns on his ipad and binges what he claims is one of the worst shows he's ever seen but he literally like cannot stop watching it. I can't. It's so hard to stop. It's Umbrella Academy. But it's just.

That's the thing about you is you can dedicate your time to something you hate. And I appreciate that. That's the thing I love about you. It's like even though like you hate things, like you'll dedicate way too much time to it. You know what I love about you is when you let your anxiety win. It's just so powerful. Oh, and then I like freak out and go silent well we're just twins in that way yeah because we both do it i did that yesterday to

drew i had one of my like um meltdowns meltdowns and then into silence and then by the time we got home i was like damn damn damn i don't know why i did that i literally didn't think anything of it because i do the same thing and i can recognize that um but just know i see i see the world how it's meant to be you know i'm just empathetic and like i see people and like when i see them i'm like that's a person i love the way your brain works i really do thank you has anyone ever said that seriously to you no but i think you have i love the way your brain works no but never in that sentence because literally as you're doing that i thought about that old video of you like complimenting me when ian had you like compliment me on camera and i'm not kidding like you've complimented me before but i think like that

was back when you still like were unable to evoke emotion and you were like scared. I'm still unable to evoke emotion. Well, now you can be kind with your words like pretty often. Like you like you can you're very complimentary like emotionally now. But that was like literally I'm not kidding that I think that was the first time you had said it like in a serious way. Even though it was on camera and it was like that's what that reminded me of. But that was like what like six months after living with each other? That was pretty quick until like moving in.

No, that was 2019. That was like a year after. Yeah, that was a little over a year. Damn, time is crazy. Because my hair was brown. And it was after I had orange hair, I think. So it was like later 2019. No way.

Nuh-uh, I have to be getting that wrong. Yeah, go look it up because time doesn't 2019. No way. Nuh-uh. I have to be getting that wrong. Go look it up because time doesn't make sense to me. If that is true, I'm actually going to freak the fuck out. Because literally, what doesn't make sense to me is how was 2019 before 2020? That genuinely freaks me out. And I know it's obviously it's because of like lifestyle shift from 2019 to 2020 and also we went from like before the pandemic still being like like baby adults yeah like 19 to 20 and then like

during pandemic like we all aged like three years literally we all aged like we all became like adults and now we all look like fucking adults and it's scary. Well, I'm not an adult yet. I know you're 16, but like. I'm turning 17 while I'm in New York. But you carry yourself so adult-like. Yeah, I'm just like really mature for my age. Yeah, so like. It's really easy.

Sometimes I forget. While you're looking for that, I just want to clear the air about my hair right now. So if you're looking at it and you're like, damn, your hair looks really fucking oily. It looks really, really bad. No, yeah. April 2019. How was that 2019? That's twisted.

Dude, it's like the way you age. Like, you know, when you're like from four to seven, like you see someone age rapidly. Like that's when a human ages rapidly from like 18 to 21 that same rapid aging happens inside your brain specifically like 18 to 23 it's like even even 21 to 23 yeah even those a that like period of time is completely like you age 10 years. Yeah. Comparatively to the rest of your life. But as I was saying.

Yeah, or even like eight to nine. Or even eight to nine. What? Like ages eight to nine. Now you're just naming ages. I really am so curious. Oh my God. I'm so curious. Sorry curious sorry i was kai you can speak even like when you know something when you know something even right even 56 to 57 i was gonna say that

oh also wait like 14 to like like right before you turn 15 but like specifically that week before you turn 15 things change things change this is gonna be the summer of the rest of our lives why is this gonna be a troll's christmas you saying that was literally the funniest shit i'd ever heard not this year's christmas gonna be a troll it's gonna be a troll's christmas it's actually crazy what were you saying about your hair if you're looking at my hair and you're like damn that shit is ratty oily disgusting i know it looks like it smells bad it's because you know how you were like oh like you need you should try using some of that oil on your hair um i didn't read the bottle and i used a shit ton i didn't use a shit ton but i applied it at like my roots and and at the bottom of my hair.

And I went to bed last night and I was like, damn, my hair, I'm going to wake up and it's going to be so nice. And I woke up and it was the most oily like shit ever. And I was so fucking pissed because I was like, I showered last night. I don't want to shower this morning because I'm going to the gym later. It's completely pointless. But now I have disgusting hair and i have to be on camera and i'm great i'm not putting on a baseball cap i'm done with baseball caps i know i've noticed you haven't been doing that is it because when i pointed out the the frizzy thing like that's what

it was from yeah like fully i was like oh is that really what's breaking my hair dude yeah that'll that'll do it that'll do it bart'll do it um bart'll do it. Bart'll do it. Bart'll do. But, yeah, that oil, you're not supposed to put hair oil in your roots. I put it in my ends, but also my ends take up so much oil because still, although, like, I've had multiple haircuts in the past, like, few months. No, you haven't. Although I've cut my hair a shit ton um you're so annoying uh there's still like ends of my hair that had blonde in it so like the ends will like be really really dry and scary so i have to

put a bunch of oil and even then still like like the way my hair can like still like hold shape oh damn is like kind of gross did you uh because it's like not like a sleigh way it's like a why can it do that there were hair suckers as kids do you know the kids that sucked their hair do you know the kids that sucked their hair yes were either of you i was not that i was never that no never that never were you a hair sucker i don't think your hair was ever long enough like this is probably the longest yeah there was like a moment where i did it would like fall into my mouth and then i would just leave it there and play with it what i feel like

i've done that yeah okay this is for long-haired people long- girls only like you can't don't don't try to relate yeah okay you're having such a hard time getting that out you're freaking out um but yeah also i didn't even finish the story basically i made fun of drew for having out his fucking because we're going on a trip and drew has all his fucking probiotics and like pills and supplements and i made fun of him for it but then i thought about it and i was like oh my god while i'm taking mine i'm gonna leave mine out so i left mine out and then when we were setting up the camera i like reached over to help kai with something and dragged the fucking charger and my fishy omega pills dropped all over the floor everywhere and i felt like it was a targeted attack on me.

I really do. I feel like she came from my life. I mean, she literally physically came from my life because two shards of glass. No, I came from your life. Yeah, exactly. Like two. I didn't get that one. But two shards of glass flew right at me.

And it was very weird because it felt like an attack. What's funny is you feel like you're attacked. But trust me, bitch, when I fucking attack you, it will not feel like you were being attacked. You will know you're being attacked. You fucking idiot, bitch. And guess what? Your knees are so pink, it's scaring me. Oh, shit.

Specifically this one that's holding your weight. It's like, I don't know if it's the lighting, but literally. Why is that the meanest thing anyone has ever said to me? I don't know if my face showed it, but I looked down and I went. I was like caught off guard. Something is off today. Yeah, because you never push this close enough to your side. And usually I fix it.

Also, this thing will break. I know. Any day now, it's just going to collapse. Half of the things in our house are things that friends of ours who already lived here gave to us when we first moved here. And it's five years in and we have not replaced anything. No. But we're working on it. Working on it.

Working on it. Do you know this one? J Dilla. I know a thing or two. Fuck, there was something we were going to talk about on the podcast. I was like, that's going to be good to talk about on the podcast. But I fully forgot it literally took us like four hours to finish an hour and 30 long movie because like we would watch it for 15 minutes in pure silence and then

someone would stream fucking hardcore porn to the tv for everybody to watch and we were like oh stop wait but like who is this like what this? No, and then because someone broke the silence, we would all start air-playing things to, like, beat the person. Try to get the laugh out. Also, this is actually going to make you upset, me bringing this up, but that night when I did the whispering thing and it pissed you off. Oh, that literally, I was like, was like holy shit like i am being bullied right now i was the target of the night that everybody just attacked and typically i'm like yeah sometimes

i deserve this like i really do deserve this but i walked into that room made a joke about me being like oh look i'm covering the tv i'm covering the tv and then inya and orion like were like buddy buddy all night and they she whispered in orion's ears and both of them died laughing and then inya and orion like were like buddy buddy all night and they she whispered in orion's ears and both of them died laughing and then no no let me finish let me finish i'm out let me say from my point of view so we were trying to put on a movie we got one on and slowly all the boys left the room so then it was me elisa and orion and we were like damn they really just left whatever and then elisa and christian had mentioned this. And we were like, damn, they really just left. Whatever. And then Elisa and Christian had mentioned this movie. So we were like, let's watch it.

So we start the movie. And we're like 15 minutes in. And Drew comes in and does that. And then I was like, oh, my God. Like, I made a comment. And then that fueled him more to bully me more. And he goes, oh, my name is Enya. I don't want anyone to talk.

Like, he said something like that. It was being a dickhead to me. And I was like, oh, my God, you bitch. And then he sat down. And I was like, dickhead to me and i was like oh my god you bitch and then he sat down and i was like oh my god and i had paused the movie and he's like oh i'm gonna pause the movie because drew's making too much noise like he kept going from the corner of the couch so then i was like no orion started laughing and i was like wait orion come here and i whispered in her ear and i was just going. I don't believe it. There's no way.

There was real words shared and y'all are just having that little bond. Swear on my mother's urn. Swear on everyone in my family's life. Like literally, I didn't say anything. And because she knew that I was doing it to make him mad, it made her crack up so hard.

So then I started laughing so hard and I just kept going until Drew was like, you didn't say anything he just got up and walked away and then i walked into the boys room and was like okay and just actually fucking pissing me off like i was just joking but she took it too far and whispered some shit how was i supposed to know that there was nothing to be fair right after i was like dude he actually thinks we said something so i texted him but i don't think you

had your phone on you. Me and Orion both texted him. And we were high as shit. So it was probably like, damn, like I fucked up like even more than I normally would. No, you know what's stupid? It's like it was pissing me off. I was like, oh, my God. I was like, now I'll, I was like, oh, now I'm. So the apology didn't come from a real place.

Now I feel like I'm the fucking bad guy. Like now I'm the bad guy. So the apology didn't come from a real place. But I'm, I've never get apologies. And then I went into the room and i was like do you ready to say anything by the way yeah right and then he just like kept watching what it's simple it's simple like i don't need an apology or pity like if you're gonna be mean to me be mean to me and i'll internalize it forever i literally don't even i don't think there's anything i could say about you to Orion that would make us laugh as hard as the idea of saying something to make you upset. Well, I'm an insecure person, so.

Hey, hey. Better help, babes. Not me. Not here. This? This isn't the space for that. Here? No.

No. No, no, no, no, no. Wait, let me see your iPhone. No. But there? Yeah. Okay. Okay, fair. Fair um but that was really funny that whole night was just so fucking funny i love like i started this sentence literally two podcasts ago and i remember i didn't finish it because it was the episode where i was mentioning

how i pissed myself very often from laughing too hard but i was saying this on the phone to a friend yesterday i was like, it genuinely is. Oh, because yesterday you said something really funny in my room that like made me laugh. And I was like, I actually just pissed from that. I don't even remember what it was. I don't know. There was like three things yesterday that made me laugh so hard from you. And I don't remember them.

But see, it's because we laugh so hard as a friend group all the time that i literally don't remember half of the things we say to each other but that is such that is such an honor to be living a life where i am surrounded by such funny people that i am constantly pissing myself and giving myself the and the fact that you're constantly doing that and not giving me the panties after is crazy what doing that and not giving me the panties after is crazy what wait why do you want them there was a tiktok of us of us like doing like looking there have been so many tiktoks lately of me specifically that like y'all need to chill because like i got rid of my ego but like it's fully back now hold on let me see if i saved any of them because anytime someone compliments me

it inflates my ego in like a way that like i don't think the person understands what they're doing to me like they really don't get it it's like actually when people compliment me, it's actually more fucked up if they didn't compliment me. Do you know what I mean? Like it's doing more damage to me than if they said something mean to me. I know, bitch. I literally know. Yeah. But that doesn't mean stop complimenting me because I literally am only alive for moments like that.

Like actually, like if y'all don't compliment me i would be dead so then how did you go through literally 24 years of your life bear that cross this is i'm gonna you're gonna die on that hill you're trying to break another glass damn bad luck oh but the glass i broke the other day was um our brita filter is like on the top shelf and then at the bottom i will put my cup there and have it filling up because i'm a lazy son of a bitch and i don't want to sit there for like three minutes like filling it up um and i had it doing that and i was on my iphone and the fucking glass hit the ground and shattered everywhere all over my feet and i screamed so fucking loud and then i i was like

and you're you okay and she just ignored me i couldn't hear you because the tiktok i was watching mid all that happening was like and i was like oh this bitch for real died so i yelled again i was like are you okay and she was like yes yes yeah looking at my ip screen fuck this podcast let's just get on text I'm just gonna watch some TikToks let's do the 10 scroll challenge on TikTok right now what is that you go to your 4u page

and then you scroll 10 times and then I'm screen recording so this one's about minerals I can't do that because it's just pretty girls what was that So this one's about minerals. I can't do that because it's just pretty girls. What was that? Wait, go back.

Your timeline is awful. My stepdad just gave me 90 bucks. My mom bought a season pass. It's a six flags. I'm getting my industrial re-pierced next weekend. My relationship with my mom is getting better. Old friends started reaching out and started talking again. This sound really does work. I'm going to save that.

I have to save that sound. I'm going to use it later. Do you have old friends that need to reach out? Yeah. I do. Dude, my For You page is fucking terrible. It's because I literally like every single video that pops up on my For You page. I know.

When Drew screenplays his phone to the tv for us to watch tick tocks i watch him like every single thing we scroll it's so bad i'm just gonna do the 10 scroll and then i'll show which one i land on one two no no you show the no because it's literally it's although it's public online and like yeah but since it's literally, although it's public online and like, yeah, but since it's just like a bunch of pretty women, like I feel like it's like low key weird to like just be like, so here's my timeline. And it's just like a bunch of girls hella feeling themselves. Well, I just did mine.

And that's basically what I'm scrolling down for eight and a half hours a day. And I really wish that number was an exaggeration. No, see, I can't put this one on here. What does it say? I actually can't read that. Oh, my God. I swear to God, I tried so hard to read that. It makes no sense in my brain.

Kai's on my timeline. And then someone making a nasty vegan fucking hot dog that's my 10th scroll or is this a candle i think it's a candle. Yeah. That's cool. This is some Ali kind of content. Who? Ali Spagnola. Oh, don't get me started about Miss Spagiana.

I love Ali Spagnola. Ali Spagnola, if you want to be on the podcast come through come through okay no one is talking about this and this actually i was enlightened the other day to it and i was like wait what the fuck like okay follow me l follow me. LGBTQ plus, right? We love them. We love those people. They're great people. But I didn't realize, what I didn't realize is what it stood for.

The L, let's. The G, go. The B, Brandon. Who's Brandon? The T, Trump. The Q, Brandon. Who's Brandon? The T, Trump. The Q, QAnon. The plus, Jesus' cross. So they've been with us the whole time.

I don't know if that's what that means. I thought it meant like, let's get bitches today. That's what it is. And Quiznos. So it's not let's go Brandon, Trump, QAnon, cross? No, I think it's let's get bitches today and then the plus you just put it there like plus quiznos let's get bitches and quiznos today even more bitches yeah i think oh because you get bitches at quiznos yeah that's where i

pull okay that's really fucked up and weird what wait where did you get that explanation? That is not what that means. Where are you getting your information, Drew? I don't have to answer that question if I don't want to. So I'm not going to. Are you being held hostage? Were you paid to say that? Help me. No, I'm not. Help me.

I'm not being held hostage. Help me. The thing is, Drew. Help me. Huh? Wait, every time I go to... Hey. Don't look at me. thing is help me huh wait every time i go to hey don't look at me in our way oh yeah it's getting it's getting in between us holy shit holy shit i completely forgot this happened but two days ago two days ago i was so fucking tired for literally no reason at all like there was zero reason for me to be

this tired but anyways me and Inya were chilling in my bed because she was little sister mode um and I just knocked the fuck out with Inya in my room just on my bed fully closed lights on and per usual I fell asleep on my arm per usual i get no play i fell asleep on my arm and i um woke up like at 1 30 in the morning i fell asleep what at like 10 55 or something yeah and i'm not kidding i have never felt my arm be so unalive before in my entire life. I genuinely thought I like had completely killed my arm. like there was no blood in it it like was fully limp to like i i wish i could describe i actually felt like i had a dead person's limb on me. It was crazy. Did you touch your stinky pepper? Oh, Kai, of course I jerked myself off with my dead hand. It felt like it wasn't

mine. Okay, it literally looks like I do touch my penis, but I could not pick it up. I literally could not pick it up. I wish you could feel, like I can actually feel what I'm feeling right now. I'm sure you said this this to guys i can put it on screen

i like tried to lift it up and i couldn't the end is crazy um but yeah i see that see what um oh i need to never wear these shorts on this podcast it looks like i have a bone can i see your huge wiener there is a video that kai sees and every time he sees it he's like damn you look so hung in this yeah you look like you have a coke can penis a coke can penis um but that video is so funny because also when he woke up i thought he woke up from hearing me play call of duty uh fortnight and i was like fuck i was screaming too loud and i was like did you wake up from that he's like no but i i you will not believe what just happened and he showed me that video and i like laughed so hard because i was like dude i thought

there was gonna be like look there was a huge spider in my bed like there was a fucking rat in the corner like saw the spider crawling on my wall look, there was a huge spider in my bed. Like there was a fucking rat in the corner. Oh, I saw a spider crawling on my wall. Like you, there was a spider crawling on my wall. And then you came in like three minutes later and sat right up against that wall. And you didn't say anything because I was just like, I'm just going to leave him and let him roam. Hold on, hold on, hold on. I went to the dentist for the first time in four years.

And I only have one cavity, which is pretty impressive. Oh, are you going to get it filled? I have to wait till we get back. Yeah. You could fill it though. I know something you could fill it with. Oh my God. He started laughing the second you said fill.

Kai laughs at the word filled and stuffed. I love those words. Dude, I went to this. I went to, I think it's La Pergoletta. La Purgatory? No, no, no. It's an Italian restaurant. Oh.

But I went with Skylar and all of the pasta is stuffed gnocchi, filled. Creamy pesto. And I was crying laughing and i was like name some of them off the top of your head what you call creamy buffalo and stinky beef bolognese yeah buffalo mozzarella boba i like to make boba sometimes yeah me and drew can make me make a lot of boba i make i make boba yeah The stinky crema. Yes, stinky crema. There's pesto something. Yeah, the stinky pesto, buffalo mozzarella.

Yeah. Drew's the crema king, though. It's like things he calls his semen. Yeah, and I caught up to that. I think I was following that. Creamy buffalo sauce. Oh, lemon meringue pie. following that creamy buffalo sauce oh lemon meringue pie sorry lemon meringue pie like that one's not even like that's like a full like like hard dish you know it's like crack the top of the creme brulee that's another one i say sometimes it's actually

fucked up that like to the normal person ear like that means nothing to anybody. But every single time I hear you say that or read it on a menu, my brain immediately goes there in a very fucked up way. And I can't eat creamy buffalo mozzarella anymore. Dude, I cannot see the word crema on a menu without blacking out. I'm creaming right now. What the fuck were we talking about? How did it go there? I feel like we were saying something and then it, like, ended up there. Oh, yeah.

Oh, you were talking about the dentist. My dentist. I do have one cavity. And then I was saying that to Josh as a flex and he was like, when I was like, oh, my God, I went to the dentist and it was actually so, like, I didn't, I basically had nothing. And then he was like, not even a cavity? And I was like, I had a cavity. And then he was like, oh.

Oh, that's not basically nothing. Yeah, that's like a thing. I, growing up, I had really gnarly acid reflux as like a young child, like nine, seven, eight, nine. And because of that, when I would sleep at night, my stomach acid would bubble up into my mouth as I slept. And it melted all of the enamel off of my teeth so like from age seven on for the rest of my life up until now like anytime I go to the dentist I just have cavities because I don't have that protective layer everybody has I just really have fucked up teeth and it sucks um well my teeth were borderline perfect other than my one cavity and I don't have to get my wisdom teeth removed again what was the pain back there?

It was from grinding my jaw at night. Yeah. Which makes sense. No, Kai. What's so funny about that? I grind in my sleep like all the time. I thought you were going to make a joke. I was going to make a joke.

But I let you go. We're going to make a head joke. Yeah. But we spoke about how much pressure that puts on me. So it's just like. Yeah. Right. We're going to make a head joke. But we spoke about how much pressure that puts on me. So it's just like. Yeah. Right.

That is the best video of all time. Right. Right. You ever had a Krispy Kreme? Was it Krispy? Right. Right. Have you ever had a Krispy Kreme?

Have you ever gone to Krispy Kreme? Have you ever gone to Krispy Kreme? Was it Krispy? No. Yeah, right, right. That video is sick. The other video that's really sick is, I've been thinking about that. Oh, wait, we have to play that one.

More than a million kids come up missing per year. What do y'all think happened to these kids? And every time people come up missing, the more and more kids come up missing per year. What do y'all think happened to these kids? And every time people come up missing, the more and more people come up missing, the more they release more chicken sandwiches and shit. I'm noticing that. Girl, I'm getting on my goddamn iPhone because I don't have fucking service in this house. Dude, I don't use the Wi-Fi in our house because it's so bad. More than a million kids come up missing per year. What do y'all think happened to these kids and every time people come up missing the more and more people come up missing the more they release more chicken sandwiches and shit i'm noticing that i'm noticing

that dude his eye his eye movement is what makes it so good because he believes he's literally tapping his finger and he's like he fully believes it and i honestly i believe that he believes it too i will say you had a vegan chicken sandwich the other day and i looked at the inside of it and i was like oh that don't eat any meat because it's bad okay i like only watch like cnn so me yeah literally it's both of us man yeah fuck you eat like shit what are you talking about i just eat plant-based three meals you low-key do eat plant-based because all you have is corn literally looking at everything in our cabinet and realizing it's all corn it's crazy it's been corn the whole time not like physically corn but

like corn syrup processed corn bread corn bread that point, that is not corn. Like, what is that? They have to change the name of that. That's what I'm saying. Like, actually, life is magic and you cannot tell me otherwise. Like, I'm being dead serious. Like, nothing makes sense. And you can go as, like, science, blah, blah, blah, explaining all this shit.

But no, I don't know. It's just magic. That was literally me in high school like i fucking hated science classes because i was like dude what makes life awesome is actually having no idea how this works and i don't want to know like literally a biology class i fucking hated that i was like i don't know what's on i don't want to know what exactly is on the inside of a deer like i'm sorry awesome is that they're just like there i'm like actually explaining me how that cactus is alive like literally like that makes no sense it makes no sense it make my brain

doesn't make sense my insides don't make sense me making processing food and making energy out of it does not make sense where did you go come back to me i'm here baby Come back to me Baby I'm here Where'd you go? Baby nowhere I'm here baby Where'd you go baby? Baby Are you mine forever? No bitch Are you mine forever?

Wait do it No I can't I can't Do it please You don't have to Wait oh Someone's phone is like Close to the wire

No he's just doing that So that you don't have to Don't yell at me Kai I'm not yelling at you I'm trying to get the Quality of the audio To be as good as it can be Someone's phone is like close to the wire. No, he's just doing that so that you don't yell at me, Kai. I'm not yelling at you. I'm trying to get the quality of the audio to be as good as it can be. That thing, that thing, that thing. I don't understand how like computers work and you like can't pay me to sit down and learn.

I've said that before. I could easily. No, no. No. no no that was so fucking funny that hit a note in me that was crazy how quick that happened holy shit but we taught rocks and metals

it's own language whoa that's true I saw that tick-tock right honestly that's a good point that's crazy if there's dude made a tick-tock about like how computers are literally just rocks and metal like raw materials and we taught it we made up a language for it which we gave it the language and now it learned math from that language so we should be able to teach ourselves anything because we taught rocks and metal how to fucking speak a language and then in turn do math and in turn send rockets to space and like and in turn get fortnite yeah exactly and update the item shop you would not have hours

you would not have i want that fucking skin so bad. It's going to go away. The silver surfer skin in the Fortnite shop right now is so fucking lit. Why don't we have a creator code in Fortnite? I've been thinking about that. I've been thinking about that actually. I don't know how many of these bitches got up and went to play Fortnite because of how often we talk about it. If anything, it's like this embarrassing part of like.

That we think everybody's relating to. We're like, am I the only one who like genuinely cannot go to bed without playing Fortnite? Yes. Yes. My addictive personality. I haven't been playing video games lately. I'm on another thing where I'm bored of them. But I'm going to try to play with my brothers today

because I go to New York and I don't want to leave them hanging dry, you know? I am getting to the point where Fortnite like makes me so fucking mad that it's almost unenjoyable. Like literally yesterday I was so pissed playing it. But also because our Wi-Fi yesterday was lagging so fucking bad. When I was in the bathroom, I couldn't watch my fucking videos. Like I...

Bitch, what? What's so funny about that? My girl's trying to take a big fucking dump and she can't watch her video that's okay the thing is is i go into that bathroom and i literally hang out i don't i know and you do it like you two nights in a row you've done it at the exact time where i'm like all right time to like go to bed and get ready and yesterday just like the night before i didn't do my skincare because Drew just so happened to be in the bathroom when I was going to go do it. I hang out in there in a very real way. It is a really nice bathroom.

It really is. I feel like I'm in Europe or something when I'm in there. And then you come back out here and you're like, oh. And you're like, damn. And you see the job where you get mutilated and fucking hit. I thought we weren't supposed to you get hit on though let's change the narrative kai doesn't get hit he gets hit on okay if i were

you and you were me i personally would not take that i personally i wouldn't let that slide personally like all the time people nathaniel b we already said nathaniel b oh my god ain't you nathaniel b nathaniel wait anya what were you saying uh you guys are talking about no bitch we said this on the last fucking episode already where people thought it was real but it's gotten to the point where somebody made an edit of the podcast and somebody who didn't follow any of us commented and was like don't they abuse their audio engineer like they like said that and they were being dead ass about it and i was like dude it's literally getting to a point that like what if a brand is like i want to work with them and they look up the podcast and the top thing is us hitting the fuck out of kind they're like whoa um oh i didn't tell you what happened. Balenciaga hit up the podcast email, but I get those emails.

And I was like... You ratted us out. Yeah, they were like, we want to work with you, but we don't know what's going on here. Like, can you just clarify that? And I was like, they beat the shit out of me. I don't... Apparently, they were going to give you... Balenciaga?

Yeah, Balenciaga. Balenciaga! What were they going to give you... Balenciaga? Yeah, Balenciaga. Balenciaga! What were they going to do? They were just going to give you guys $100,000 of stuff. I don't know, but I don't know what Balenciaga is. So I'm like, okay, well, it's probably not a big deal. Kim Kardashian. I don't know what that is.

Ever heard of her? Demna. Demna, Kim Kardashian, Kanye West. Gap. Ring a bell. Gap, Yeezy West Gap Ring a bell Gap Yeezy Gap Ring a bell

I don't know Bag, boots, house Ring a bell That rings a bell That's ringing a bell Bags, boots, and house Okay Not to bring

I bring him up way too much But you know what I thought about The other day Is the video of James Charles Explaining the term The house Do you remember that? Um Yes Yes I literally do of James Charles explaining the term the house. Do you remember that? Yes.

Yes, I literally do. Hey, come sit on this lap. He just farted. Damn. I've never seen you move your body like that holy shit I'm not touching get your hand off of me

oh you're reaching out for me damn I don't need to go to the gym and do legs today because I just got my workout just now doing that you swatting my hand away was the funniest time your dry ass hands they were like this they were like they're so dry right now and I put lotion all over them this morning and I think I think big lotion companies are putting shit into their lotion to keep your hands dry. Because that was the first time I put lotion on.

My hands weren't dry before I put the lotion on. But after I put the lotion on, after like an hour and a half, they're dry. Explain that to me. But they weren't dry before. They weren't dry before because you haven't taken a shower in 48 hours and your hair was so oily and you sit and you scratch your fucking head. I showered last night, babe. That was freaking me out. You showering at night?

I was like, I was going to hop in the bath, but it was your bath night last night. So I was just like, I'm not going to do that. I'm just going to do like a quick shower. And I took a cold ass shower because I was like, fuck. Oh, I literally did take a bath because I was like, this guy's in the shower. Oh, shower and I took a cold ass shower cause I was like fuck I don't want to oh I literally did take a bath cause I was like this guy's in the shower oh no I took a cold ass shower well shit

well shit should we should we talk about our big show the big event the performance oh yes so Kai and I are DJing a festival in New York and not only that but we are headlining and closing out the entire festival yeah

we're headlining sure yeah that's what we've entire festival. Yeah, we're headlining, sure. Yeah, that's what we've been telling people is that we're headlining. Yeah, but it's not real. But we are playing the third day at the last time slot. Yeah. So technically. I think we technically have the equivalent. Technically that's a headline? Yeah.

Ah! Oh my God. But technically that is a headline yeah um a fucking weekend so yeah if you're in new york it's gonna be really sick why is it called that a fucking weekend literally a fucking weekend it's like a yeah it's because everybody has to fuck and it's on the weekend so also some of the glass leftover was on the floor and my face fell right next to and i was like if i would have cut my face with this glass i would have scarred yourself god stop giving your toughest battles to your strongest warriors. I am done.

I'm dead ass not going to the gym ever again, bro. Like, I'm done. I'm not kidding. I don't think you can put that on here. We can. Like, it is so graphic. Like, literally, you can see the wrinkles of that man's balls. I'm dead ass done going to the gym. Like, for real.

Crop that photo, Kai. What else do I have on my meme account um oh fucking abraham lincoln predicting covid19 i hate that you think this is funny okay well i actually don't have fucking service 2021 actually don't have fucking service wait is it supposed to be playing no i have it paused what time are we at 32 minutes 44 minutes cut me saying that hey cut me saying that it sounds like it sounds like I don't love my job. Cut me saying that. Actually, I do have a note.

So tell me this would not be a really cool psychological thriller show. I thought you were going to say a psychological torture. Hiring a hitman on yourself, then killing the hitman in self-defense. What happens there? Like, are you... Since you hired it on yourself, did you murder that man, or did you murder him in self-defense

so it's not murder, but you paid him to kill you, but he didn't kill you? I think you will get a double charge of hiring a hitman and murder. But you did it out of self-defense. But you did it out of self-defense. But you hired a hitman and then you murdered someone. But he was trying to murder you and then you came to and you're like, actually, I don't want to die.

But if that was the agreement, why wouldn't you just be like, hey, honestly, or unless in the agreement prior, you were like, no matter how much I bet, do it. But like in the times you met the hitman, I'm sure there was a bond that formed because you're a lovable person. Yeah, I am a lovable person. So like I would imagine like if I hired a hitman, like it would start off as like just business. And then I'd be like, honestly, like I'm really scared about dying. Like, can we just get a coffee and I'll talk to you about like what exactly I want. And because I'm so charming and charismatic, you be like damn like i actually like i'm so sad that i have to kill this girl and then when it comes to it and i had told him already hey no matter what don't kill me when it comes to it he like is about to do and he's like i can't do it i

have to admit something like i think i'm in love with you um and then that's where the show then it becomes a crime of passion yeah a crime A crime of passion, but no one dies. It's the crime of passion. What dies is your ego. Yeah. Oh, but I was in the middle of that. You said, you're such a lovely person. And then it triggered a thought in my head where I was like,

that's the first time Anya has ever complimented me. You say that every single time I compliment you. Like every single time I compliment you like every single time i compliment you it becomes a gaslight of you attacking me and being like that's the first time you've ever said anything nice to me it's not me attacking you it's just me stating the truth and if you can't handle the truth get the fuck out i don't believe in the truth that's not real I live in like a true reality and you're living in a make-believe world. You'll see.

What are you talking about? I'm Drew's penis pilled. You'll all see. You'll all see. You'll all see. You're crazy. the fucking joaquin phoenix lady gaga i know musical musical joker music that's gonna be everything that is gonna be so good joker was such a good movie like it literally was why has no one said that before i don't think anybody's ever like had that take before actually. Oh my God, Inya, relax. It's not, it's really not that deep.

Like you don't have to freak out. You were off center the whole time. But yeah, I'm excited to see that. No one has ever said that Joker was a good movie before. Yeah, like why does no one talk about that? Yeah. Why does no one talk about the phenomenon that is getting a little drunk with your friends

and then proceeding to watch every single Lady gaga beyonce video like on their catalog is crazy we always start with like telephone yeah and then it ends up going to lana del rey then judas and then like like literally there's so many like just hits that come on after that yeah what's up with the drinks to music video pipeline yeah does that happen for anybody else like i feel like that happens to everybody i did see a tiktok that it was like um before you know it one day you're 24 and this is your life and it literally was a group of friends doing that and like one of the friends watching lady gaga and turning me like she was 24 during this. That freaks me out.

That is something I always do when I watch these videos. I'm like, fuck. Not only does this person look so fucking hot. Who is Lady Gaga? You don't know who Lady Gaga is? No, I don't actually know who that is. I have no reason to know who that is. Wait, why would you say that?

She's like an artist. She makes music. I know, but like I have never heard her music before. So like. The way you're sitting would suggest otherwise. But every time I'm watching these videos, I look the woman up and then I'm like, shit. Shit. I used to watch it and be like, like okay so she's 22 when she made this i have two years to get that hot i'll figure it out i unironically do that with basketball players as well like i'll see them like um being 19 years

old playing in the nba and like dunking it and then i'm like 24 or 16 on my couch like looking up to them and like being like you are my hero and i want to be like you're talking about the past or you mean because you are 16 16 oh okay yeah um but no i mean you have three years at my oldest age i'll like look back and be like damn they're like doing this with their life right now and i'm doing this i know i'm like fuck like beyonce is literally like shit in this ring wait let's see how old she is in that video because i'm thinking of a specific beyonce video ring the alarm because i know i know i have a year to look the way lady gaga looked during a certain era so i have like six months to get my shit together okay which hopefully i could turn that out um but

what was she 24 in telephone let's find out ring the alarm beyonce 2006 wait how old was beyonce in 2006 okay okay i thought i said she was 22 she was 25 okay so you gotta like you got some time yeah i haven't i have time oh thank you jesus okay you like genuinely convinced that you're gonna look like beyonce in two years how old was no lady gara looks so good in the telephone video i have really good calf genetics. Look at that. Well, you're pushing it out, right? Oh, no, you're not.

Damn, they look really good. Fuck! No, I am. Lady Gaga was 23 years old in that video. Whoa. Yeah, you have really good... Ew. I don't have good calf genetics.

Lady Gaga was 23. Damn. Shit. In telephone? In telephone. How about Judas? No, this is going to hurt my feelings. What?

She was like 27 in judas she better have been 27 in judas she's probably 26 damn they were young as fuck i hate this that is crazy i always saw them and i thought they were like 38 years old in those videos but like okay she was 25 fuck damn shit okay so i have a year i have a year hurry up and fuck i'm already late because the way she looked in telephone i'm not there they were grown as fuck like i they looked grown as fuck i know that's that's something i always think about like obviously i look like an adult but like why am i not serving that like but you know what's crazy is i bet to some people no to some people i am serving lady gaga some people i am serving beyonce yeah i am like serving like like literally look at my frumpy

ass right now i'm like i'm serving like like my fucking ugly ass shirt and jeans i'm like yeah i'm like serving it's giving gaga also i meant frumpy as in my frumpy clothing don't take my words out of context you bitch damn i'm sorry okay i'm sorry that's like not on you like i maybe like maybe that's on me psych you're a fucking bitch and i fucking hate you holy shit man don't fucking come for me shit i'll fucking kill you motherfucker um okay let's read this one i was laying down in bed with my eyes closed awake and all of a sudden i get this very real feeling memory slash flashback to preschool of me biting a kid flipping him off then building a fort out of big red cardboard bricks and then i had the audacity to cry um okay that's literally everybody who's like i just made a song and then they start singing that

with a guitar like a b i had a dream i was in preschool i just started crying what was that thought that you wrote down is that like you just woke up and i i literally have no idea where that came from it was it was supposed to be in last episodes but i didn't read it because i read it and i was like what the fuck is this and then i was just like i read it now i've grown enough since then um my i grow every day that's the thing that's what no one wants to talk about is my growth every day specifically in my breast area don't fuck touch them don't touch them they're off limit i um this is gonna be the last episode in this kitchen for a while yeah i've been growing down um the past six months i feel like i grew up hit the peak and now i'm like at like a dead cat bounce kind of those are stock terms um

if you really needed to know um invest your money unironically though invest your money nothing is real because I was thinking about like money investing the other day and I was like dude what's crazy is like all of that could crash and then what I just have to like be like damn I tried it's only gone up for the last 100 years

I just don't believe in anything I'm not kidding you can't explain it to I just don't believe in anything. I'm not kidding. You can't explain it to me. I don't believe in it. See, Kai agrees with me. Kai has been reality pilled. Yeah. Make your money work for you.

You can make 7.5% compound interest on your investments. Look, if you put like 5K in now by the time you're 65 let's say low 7.5 then you try they get to keep that money no it's your money so you it goes to like whoever you want it to but i don't think my family would know how to get that out of there they could probably figure it out i think they'll be too busy mourning the death of their daughter i'm just saying be financially i invest in that that's what i invest in never mind okay jesus fucking christ none of my messages are sending. Jesus H. Christ.

Where does the H come from? Have you heard someone say that before? Jesus H. Christ. Where does the H come from? It's for holiday. It's for the holiday Christmas. Jesus holiday Christmas. I looked it up.

And somewhere it said that his middle name was Harold. But also that's not real. Harold is the word. Jesus Harold Christ. i feel like harold wasn't a name yet at that point yeah that dropped in like 2010 yeah well the bible is fake oh my god the truth is the only truth wait what now you're denouncing like everything but the truth where the fuck is the age what does the age mean i looked it up i couldn't find it i hate that google shows you fucking i've said this before i think i everything i say i've repeated it and i don't give a fuck fuck you just listen to me um i hate that google shows you shit from like 1917 and fucking 15 bc now like i don't need to know what the fuck bitches thought was the answer to this question in 1914 like i don't need to know what the fuck bitches thought was the answer to this question in 1914.

Like, I don't need to know. I need to know what bitches in 2022 think the answer is. Because those are people living in my reality. I don't know what they were doing in 1901. Like, you know what? More importantly, I don't give a fuck. And fuck the Beatles. Yup.

Oh, shit. Did you see that thing that I was like Someone was like In the When we enter Like the 30th century Like No more of the Beatles Will be alive

And then someone Quoted it And the music Was still playing over And they were like Let's fucking go The Beatles really did Trans

They really did Transform music I'm like Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah Because I'm not listening I'm not, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Because I'm not listening. I'm not listening. Where's the pipeline from the Beatles to Yeet?

Like, I don't, there's no connection there. Like, genuinely. You have to go through so many artists to get to that, that it's like. Actually, what Playboi Carti did for music is what people think the Beatles did. Yeah. And I actually believe that. And I wholeheartedly believe that. Like, could the Beatles make International Players Anthem?

No. Could the Beatles make Dark Paradise? Or could UGK make Yesterday? Yeah. Yeah, and could the Beatles... If they had it, if they dreamt it, because, like, that's cheating. Could the Beatles...

You didn't even make that up. Could the Beatles make Dark Paradise? No, they could not. Absolutely fucking not. But could Lana... I actually can't name a Beatles song. Yeah, I was going to say. Bathroom Window.

Is that a Beatles song? Yes. Bathroom Window? Yeah, what? Swear to God, swear to God. Yellow Little Summer Rain. It's like she came in through the bathroom window. Is that it? Or she broke out of the bathroom window yeah what swear to god swear to god yellow little submarine through the bathroom window is that it or she broke out of the bathroom window i know there's a beatles uh oh she came in through the bathroom window that is such a long title for no reason

what's the all the beatles names see they they're so progressive they weren't taking into account the size of the iphone screen because that title is too long what um that is so real like if they're if they're so like ahead of the curve why didn't they take streaming platforms into account and yeah that is so real like it's even like real for like youtube video titles like everything every sentence is getting shorter to fit on the iPhone screen. That is crazy. Not me blowing your mind. Can I blow your back next, please? You literally blew my back out. What are they all named?

Because there's one Beatle that makes really good music with his wife. Oh, it's John Lennon. Paul McCartney, Ringo Starr, George Harrison, Aubrey Graham, and then Pete Best was- Wait, Drake was a Beatle wait Pete Best who was that Pete Best was a guy

that like was in it and then I think he got kicked out or he left wait Drake was a Beatle damn imagine fumbling the bag like that

I would actually kill myself yes Drake was in the no Drake was in the Beatles and then left and then was frozen in time because he was like

now is not the time like it is not like the way I want it to be right now like y'all are low key behind and I'll let you do what you need to do so that later on I can like pick up the torch and like keep it moving exactly that's true there was John Lennon and then Ringo Starr that's not a name

that's literally a dog's name that's not his birth name that's two first names for a dog that's Johnny Depp. My dogs, Ringo and Star. I have made so many putty ass jokes that y'all literally just have to ignore, but they're hearing them

and they're like, wow. You have an advanced brain. I remember I got into a really real argument with somebody over the Beatles publicly on Twitter and I'm still friends with them, but it's just really funny it was like such a real argument

it was like a really real argument like literally it was such a real argument it moved to DMs cause this person was so pissed at me like making jokes about the Beatles I have to find this fucking album is it Paul McCartney

you know where your head is at we're on the same page it's up your fucking ass and you need to take it out oh i thought you were gonna say like we're on the same page no that's what i was gonna say like we were on the same page if you couldn't fucking read and you're not following along correctly and i've already moved on three pages later i'm so fucking stupid yeah okay it's ram on thank you um it's all love it's all ram by Ram by Paul McCartney and Linda McCartney is a really good album specifically the song Ram On Ram On

I was thinking of a different song it was like Ram On and Dear Boy copyright the thing is girl this shit is not this shit is not true what does that mean this isn't monetized anyway we're acting like we're like oh we gotta cut that so we can get monetized um but the thing is like i'll leave it here the beatles are good but like chill out bitch we have tiktok now like now we have too many people making music if i'm gonna be real but that's a different that is another conversation for another time but that's

like they're good but damn bitch that's the hill you're gonna die on but um the fuck i guess for a lot of people it's like nostalgic based they like grew up listening to it the only people making like actually real music and waves in the industry, and I genuinely believe this, is me and Kai and our DJ set. Oh, my God. You're not making music, though. Literally tomorrow. We're DJing tomorrow at a fucking weekend.

When this comes out, it'll be tomorrow. Today, Bob Boney is playing in Miami. Go. Oh, I was just going to promote our show again. It's tomorrow. Dude, you're thirsty. I'm not thirsty. You need to say it so's tomorrow. Dude, you're like thirsty. Like you like need like. I'm not thirsty. You like need to say it so many times.

This is a really big night for us. Some people watching this are going to the Bad Bunny concert in Miami tonight. And let's just say I'll be there. Damn, Drew. What the fuck? Do that again. That looks crazy. I'm not joking.

Bad Bunny. I'm going to the Bad Bunny concert. Oh my God. No. You are actually... There is real muscle there. Dude, you just turned so red. I know I have real muscle.

You're developing a hemorrhoid. Me exploding the vein in my arm and it shoots up into my brain and I have an aneurysm and die. I can't wait until I can see you like shirtless and I can just see the whole. Oh my God. Is there anything? There's so much definition forming. Ram on. Say it with a song you know you won't be with. Bring with them. Sing with them, son. You know you won't be with.

Ring with them. Sing for the rhythm. Everybody knows that I'm loving them. The thing is, since I don't know the song, I was like, oh my god, this is the first song I've heard him sing correctly. I've said every word wrong. Okay, let's tap into some media, yeah? You know what?

No. No. No. No. No. No. No. Not this week. Not today. What the hell have I been listening to? I've been holding my poop for an hour.

That's how much I care about you guys. My hair looks like shit. What is the Lana Del Rey song, Ballerina? Dark Paradise? Ballerina. Queen of Disaster? Queen of Disaster. That leak is simply Lana's best song she's ever

made that's actually not true but if she put that song out it would have been a chart topping masterpiece it's so good um but that song queen of disaster um what else what else we got m.i.a kai what was the m.i.a song you showed me that was really fucking good like uh xr2 xr2 yeah i listened to xr2 bamboo banga is really fucking good um that whole album is just like perfect. Like you can't tell me otherwise. And then Inya put on some N.E.R.D. in the car. It's specifically their like self-titled album. No One Really Dies. And that shit is fucking awesome.

And we were talking, we had that conversation where like people hated on this album for literally no fucking reason. Like it is so good. And I think it's such a good album i don't know if it's as good like it's as good as their other albums to me but i don't know if it was as revolutionary as their other albums were i would think so though because like the reason we even listened to that is because we were listening to hug me and i was like this song is so fucking i was like dude this beat is literally a beat that pharrell didn't use on that fucking nerd album and it literally is like if you listen to it it sounds like it was made within the same time frame and they were made within the same time frame and i was like dude this like this is such a loved song right now but it literally is tyler actually has like a really good a quote

where he was talking about music um and he was like nowadays everybody wants so badly to say like if something was good or bad and like leave it there no one wants to talk about like why they like it how it makes them feel like all this shit it's literally just like this sucks it's not what i wanted i don't like it or it's like this is good it's everything this I wanted. I don't like it. Or it's like, this is good. It's everything. This is a new thing. I love it. But like, literally, songs can grow on you songs. I fall victim to that so often where like, yeah, like I listened to an album and I'm like, this shit sucks. And I don't listen to it for three months. And then I come back and I'm like, wait, this album is actually really fucking awesome. And I just don't give it a chance on

the first listen, because it's not what I'm used to. And I do that literally with every single album. Yeah. The only album recently that I listened to first time and I was like, oh, this is fucking great was Beyonce's Renaissance. Like, I love that album. Yeah, I do it all the time, too. Also.

But I'm biased. I was going to say something I fully forgot. Well, shit and i forgot i went to go drink water and i literally like i swallowed the thought it was like at the tip of my tongue um but yeah i like oh i was gonna say also you don't have to like love everything you can like something that maybe isn't like this cuddy fucking masterpiece and just listen to it because you like it and it makes you feel good stop i'm right here you do this to me all the time like you're a fucking slut like i didn't know i was marrying someone who was for the people show them show them show them what you did in your mouth

you're embarrassed no No, not that. What? What is on your lip? Oh. Yeah, you're mine, bitch. Forever and always. Yeah. So stop giving yourself away.

Forever and always. Doesn't feel like it most of the time but the only reason i do that is because i don't get it from you well because you don't give what you're supposed to give to me no we'll have this conversation some other time because you're pissed no let's have it now no they don't let's have it now they don't need to say no they are are everything they deserve to see it they have to see the good and the bad literally um my media of the week is automatic by hikaru utada shorty shorty by extreme um still listening to madonna so good i've just been listening to a lot of old um bachata and reggaeton um because it reminds me of being a child and having no worries and being able to run around.

Not on the Outside by Sylvia. I repeat media all the way. Uh-huh. What? The one you just said. I haven't heard this. And then I've been listening to Cupid the Lock, which I've said before, and 1979. Oh, I love 1975.

They're so good. No, 1979 by the Smashing Pumpkins. True. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Yeah, and I've just been...'s it that's honestly it um and then other songs that are on rotation are just like the classics like the usual for me the simple classics what are in rotation oh just steve lacy yeah i've been listening to that Steve Lacey album still. Cody Freestyle. What?

Kai texted me. Oh my gosh. Let's do this. Oh my God. Oh my God. He's here. He's here. You just said that and he's here.

I've always been here. He was here the whole time. I've been here for 58 weeks. You need to leave. Kai, did you see the video that I sent you as us walking in the clandestine? Wait, which one? The one that I

sent you. Oh, of like the guys doing calisthenics? Yes, or like that's us in the middle. Acro James. Okay. Okay, bye. Thank you so much. Oh my God, no, but actually, guys,

thank you so much for everything. Unironically, though. No, for real. For real. For real, for real. For real. And my media of the week is...