Emergency Intercom - Drew is 16 in dog years

Episode Date: May 19, 2023

Enya and drew discuss people getting attacked on stage, watching young sheldon and the death grips show that destroyed their hearing This episode is sponsored by Better Help. Learn more and save 10% off your first month at BetterHelp.com/intercom To get 25% off your first order, plus free standard shipping, visit MeUndies.com/EMERGENCY Follow Enya on Insta: @EnyaUmanzor Follow Drew on Insta: @DrewPhillips09 To listen to the podcast on YouTube: bit.ly/EmergencyIntercomPodYT Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: bit.ly/EmergencyIntercom If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: bit.ly/EmergencyIntercom Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Everything means nothing to me Everything means nothing to me Welcome back to Emergency Intercom. I'm like, oh, it feels like we haven't recorded in like a month, but it's literally because we haven't recorded in a month. We've just been putting out stacked episodes for you guys. So this feels new and fresh. Feels exciting. I feel good.

Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na. Na-na. Oh, good alright what is it alright well I got back from Korea like three days ago and I'm not gonna fucking talk about my trip that's it they don't deserve that oh guys good really good news like

my last note was just w-a-g-n-e but i think i was trying to make i was really high and trying to make a joke to uh josh that was not flying that you would have loved um but uh we were watching the cut videos we were like binging the cut and jubilee videos and we were cracking up but i think it was because i was like so high that i was making a joke about literallyilee videos. And we were cracking up. But I think it was because I was so high that I was making a joke about literally everything that happened and we were cracking up together about it.

And this guy, I think his name was like Wagner and Cosmo. And then I turned to Drew and I was like, Cosmo and Wanda ain't slick. And he was just like, what? And I was like, because if you change, if you turn the D up. And I, like, wrote it out to, like, Trillium.

I was like, if you turn the G upside down, it was a D. And then if you moved it with the N, it's like Cosmo and Wanda. Yeah, well, Cosmo and Wanda literally are not slick. Like, no one's talking about that. Like, Cosmo and Wanda. Cosmo and Wanda. Like, that's crazy. Like, this is insane, guys, and nobody is talking about it.

I mean, I also see Cosmo and Wanda with the vase and your edibles. I don't have those. I don't take those. Yeah, true, true. But, yeah, I just got back from Iceland, and then I went to Croatia for a few days. I don't remember any of that happening. And then I went to Austria to film a couple movies. Are you even allowed to say that?

Yeah. And then I had a pit stop in Louisiana for a week and I was filming down there. Very special project. Texas, Louisiana. Yeah. Is that what she names a bunch of things? Hot sauce in my there. Very special project. Texas, Louisiana. Yeah. Is that, she like names a bunch of places. Hot Sauce in My Bag.

Yeah. Yeah. I don't know if that's the same song. My Daddy, Alabama. Mama, Louisiana. Yeah. Mixed at Texas. Hey,

get a Texas, us, us, us at the Beyonce concert. Hey, hey guys. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Should i jump on stage and try to hug beyonce yeah i was i was at um i forgot what concert i was at but it was a taylor swift concert and i was like front row and she was singing um what what song was it uh i forget yeah yeah and

i like jumped on stage yeah and grabbed you? Yeah, and grabbed her ankle. What the fuck, dude? You shouldn't do that. I was showing my love. No, but like as you grow older and you see those kind of things and you start to realize that like that's not just like, oh, like cute fan behavior. It's like you're a grown ass man. You shouldn't be like running after a woman.

I'm 16. Okay, but like. I'm 16. Yeah, in dog years. But like, no, but I was talking to India about that specific incident. And I was like, I was like, holy shit, like growing up, you'd see something like that, like Bjork getting attacked on stage or something. And like, I didn't think a second thought about it. I was like, oh, that sucks. But like, or like a paparazzi photo, like someone being weird in a paparazzi thing.

And I was like, oh, that's weird. But I wouldn't really think much about it. But then I saw Taylor Swift get attacked on stage. And I was like, oh, my fucking God. Like, that is scary. I thought the funny was like, literally, people need to like stop harassing women. Like, no, like, that's like something I've been thinking about is like, men need to stop harassing women oh my god wow oh wow yeah i didn't think about it like that but i think we should put a stop to that yeah i think it's like really important but it's going

to be like a bill that gets put into place so it won't have action for another two years it has to go through like all the way the the motions like you know how it is um i was gonna say something right after that and i fully forgot so i guess it doesn't fucking matter and i don't know why i'm mentioning that i was gonna say something because i have nothing to say yeah you're fucking with the flow of the podcast sorry sorry you're fucking with the vibes um i'm just gonna get on my phone okay here's my every time we pick up our phone, it's to look at our notes. I know.

It really does look like we're like, all right, I'm not talking to you. It makes me so insecure because it looks like I can't be off my phone for longer than an hour. And I swear to God, I just open the notes app and pull it up and scroll through how many I have.

I watched like a CGI breakdown of that movie and like, obviously it's Avatar. So it's gonna be groundbreaking and completely revolutionized like cgi forever but like that scene of him on the rock he was acting alone like at the end of the movie i don't know if you've seen it but like he wasn't acting with anybody and they like added that character in afterwards and he was dragging like a bag up that rock the rock was real but the water

everything else was all fake it was crazy like that movie is like so insane the water physics so maybe i overstepped maybe he's like a good actor but he's no like meryl streep like you should have put meryl streep on that rock unless he was that was um the kid leroy really yeah it really is wow he starts emoting and like floating around awful fortnight fucking i do the same thing that i ever would it's gonna do a change even though i never said i would um the kid laroi literally confuses the fuck out of me kid laroi falls under ed sheeran to me where i'm like who is listening no i fully agree it's giving like young blood energy actually i understand who listens to young blood but like i fully agree like he is he australian like how did he blow up so fast i don't

know well i know mother's day already passed but i'm gonna be the one to say it is your stomach twerking as somebody with a complicated mother story, enough. Oh, actually, this year I didn't see any and I was so grateful. Enough with the backhanded ass. Oh, like, and for those of you who don't have a mother, like, don't fucking go and post your hot ass mom and photos of her from when she was a teenager up until now. And, like, all the love she's given you for like 15 story slides in a row and then the last thing is like and if you don't have a mother these are for you and it's fake flowers like i don't fucking want to see that i just want to see your hot mom yeah i want to see your mom's fucking knockers on the beach um what uh no but

i feel like it's all done like really with like with, like, the most purest of intentions. And I don't even think they've realized it yet. But in a couple years, they will realize that, like, oh, maybe. I don't know, because. I don't know. I'm sure there are some people who do find it. Like, but I'm just a cunt. And I'm like, bitch, don't fucking do that.

Like, don't. But you know what it is? It's like the mix. It's like selfie with my mom. With my mom today. when she was 10 my mom when she was 15 my mom now oh my god my mom is awesome oh yikes so you don't have one i've come to the realization that you probably don't have a mom oh my god this is so awful i'm really sorry back to my mom and then it's just like back to hot moms but it is lit because you get to see all the friends who are going to be really hot when they're old so you get to keep an eye on them and

be like damn i'm gonna have sex with you when we're 80 so you're literally grooming children and just grooming like 25 year old yeah and just grooming 30 years starting at the age of 30 i'm like damn in 30 years you're still gonna be hot at the age of 30. I'm like, damn, in 30 years, you're still going to be hot. Like, we got to keep this going. I don't know if anyone has actually heard about this yet. And it's something that, like, I'm kind of really passionate about right now. But have any of y'all heard of Bored Ape Yacht Club? I just bought one. Oh, that's the NFT thing thing that was like happening like three

years ago i think it's new actually i just bought one like a couple days ago how much did you buy it for twenty seven thousand dollars oh my god drew have you looked up how much no have you looked up how much those things are worth it's a good price yeah i got it on sale dude have you ever thought about so this is a thing already it's dude it's like gone it's like they covered up the murals for it like no more entry to clubs stickers on the parking meters are peeling off the qr code what do you get do you get like a bunch of stuff no you literally just get like a digital painting like a picture online it's like you get like a digital painting like a picture online it's like you get like a physical painting no no it's all online it's literally just code oh so it's like

if you like googled like the mona lisa and you looked at it kind of kind of yeah but even less because but i own it i own it it's written in the code it's i own it it's written in the code like you can't screenshot it because like you don't own that screenshot i own it it's written in the code like you can't screenshot it because like you don't own that screenshot i own it but if i have the screenshot on my phone and you don't know i have it i have it also they promised me like sex bot versions of it coming out soon oh is that like which now that i'm saying that out loud is kind of weird yeah because i don't want that really it sounds like that was kind of like the lead reason of why you bought it seems like that's why you do you know if it's worth anything now

you should look it up i think it yeah look i think it's gone up in price yeah let's take a look at the most recent price i'm gonna assume it's like what yeah it's gone up how's it going up what did it say what was the number because you said you bought it for $27,000. So how much is up now? What's the number, Drew? Okay, well, I'm going to say the number. It isn't. And it's not $1,700. I mean, that's still pretty impressive.

I thought you were going to say zero. So you're making... Oh, it's like you spent $26,000 for fun. I just said it wasn't that number. Are you freaking out? You seem like you're freaking out. Like you lost a lot of money. I just lost the fucking down payment on the house i just lost i just lost our double mortgage can i get anything here with this i'm gonna start going to the one be like um can i pay with this do you like does anybody here want this like what's the vibe i feel

like in certain places people will be like holy shit shit, you have one? But that's like in Arkansas where it takes like 18 million years for any like data collection. It's people who still fucking use like Instagram reels as their main source. Like they're like 10 years behind TikTok. I feel like the NFT thing was a huge reels people thing. Yeah. That's what I'm saying. Hold on. Huh? Thank God. reals people thing. Yeah. That's what I'm saying. Hold on.

Huh? Thank God. I came out of nowhere. I didn't see that coming. I don't give a fuck about you, her, y'all. Oh my God.

You almost hit my hat off. Okay. And then what? Like what? Doesn't fucking matter. You guys know that this isn't normal to treat each other like. Oh, what?

That's our normal. Is that, that was our new. That was weird. That's the new normal. Yeah, that's the new normal. You got up without saying anything, and then he just said that he hated you,

and then you came back and slapped him. Are you mad at me? No. Exactly. Like, what? People love to project onto us. I'm not sensitive. Listen, we run things, and we make it work, okay?

They're going to say in the comments that I'm right. They're not... Oh, you think they're going to side with you? No, I think they won't i've been so so so down bad emotionally and like i mean even physically like i've just like kind of deteriorated i'm like rotted bitch i'm a rotted ass bitch right now and it's so bad that i've watched literally every single episode of young sheldon in two weeks i don't know what that is it's big bang theory spinoff of him when he was a little kid holy shit yeah i know it's really bad and now my ear this ear is ringing and it's like kind of scaring me well the thing is yeah i'm dead i'm dead fucking serious to watch really bad tv shows it's not that

bad like i love bad tv he literally will like be like oh i just finished that like 18 seasons of like martha and me and i'm like what the fuck is martha and me and he's like oh it's the show about these like two older ladies who get their kickback like like that like what's that one show you're watching it was literally two old ladies who were like we've got our spunk back and it was their husbands their husbands cheated on them with each other so their husbands were gay that's actually an unironically good show like i'll go to the great concept yeah their husbands were gay and cheating on them for like 40 years of their marriage they got together so the two women that were left by their husbands moved into their beach home together and like kind of just like existed and it or re in re going back or whatever the fucking word is is going back into the dating

pool and like just experiencing life as like single women after like 40 years it's actually really fucking good but it's called will and will will and grace grace and will grace and william i don't fucking know will and grace you're talking about willing grace no i think it's i don't i think that's the wrong show hold on it's like frankie and yeah yeah frankie and grace and grace yeah yeah yeah yeah but that's like that's like like so i started the show how i met your mother um and it's like amazing it's phenomenal no i do watch tv shows that no one's ever heard of or ever spoken about ever and no one's ever talked about that show you're talking about young sheldon like i feel like it's pretty big uh frankie and grace grace and frankie like i've never seen anyone be like god i just finished this it was amazing has won an emmy i think that doesn't mean much yeah true dude i'm imagining the the netflix

employees looking at the analytics of who's watching it and they're like 99 of our viewers are 68 and over but there's one percent there's one little sliver and then they go into his account and he's watching like young sheldon like oh yeah okay that actually makes a lot of sense the crossovers there um and then i also have been watching working moms um terrible show terrible acting um but it's addicting like you i like what it is is i fall in love with the characters like i fall i love watching the character growth and like people learning lessons like it's just you don't see that in the real world because everyone's a bitch i was gonna say if you go out in the real world and meet people you might find that you fall in love with characters in real life i see no

do you like to um you like to microdose your reality so that each time it says potent when it gives you serotonin. Yeah, exactly. That's what I did last night. We went to the Death Grips concert. Big, long time coming for me. And I'm glad I got to see them live. And it was everything I wanted and more.

However, I experienced a level of ear damage that I was fully not prepared for. Like, you know, when you leave a concert and you're kind of by the speaker and it's like really loud, you leave it and there's like that faint like buzzing and it's kind of muffled. And it's just like, oh, I shouldn't have done that. I should wear earplugs to the next concert I go to. It was completely different like specifically my right ear which was facing the monitor the whole show or most of the show like the the ringing was like crunchy and faded and deep and i could like feel it like deep inside my head like in the back and i was like oh i i actually really did cause like permanent ear damage and this ear i can already feel it like fucking going out um and like just ringing and shit but yeah it was um fan fucking tastic and i was really scared to be in that environment

because i was like i don't want to be like fucking pushed and punched and bleeding but like they're really respectful like people that go to those shows are like hella respectful i think and it also like stays in like the centerfold yeah it's like if you get sucked in then it's there's no you're done i saw a dude who lost his shoe like he came out of the after like the centerfold yeah it's like if you get sucked in then it's there's no you're done i saw a dude who lost his shoe like he came out of the after like the second song yeah and he didn't have a shoe and his friend was cracking up and like making fun of him yeah it was also really funny watching everybody leave the pit like literally looking like they just jumped into the pool fully clothed like sweating their asses off with like a traumatized yeah like a traumatized like

come and see ass like face like literally ptsd like like ears ringing like flashbang like yeah it was awesome to just people watch too it was super cool it was the first like um because i don't know that it felt like it was the closest i've been to being at like a punk or a hardcore show yeah same um i said that to some like the random girl who i talked to out loud she's like it felt like it was the closest I've been to being at like a punk or a hardcore show. Yeah. Same. Um, I said that to some, like the random girl who I talked to out loud.

She was like, this isn't that though. And I was like, I feel like that community is like very protective of her. No, it was a girl who wasn't a fan of death grip. She went, she was a girl who went cause her boyfriend was a huge fan and she like walked out.

She was like, I think I might go get a merch. Cause like, he's so happy to be here. And then I was like, I was like, yeah, you should do that. That'd be sweet. And then we were just talking about the show and I was like, yeah, I don't listen to. She was like, I think I might go get a merch because like he's so happy to be here. And then I was like, I was like, yeah, you should do that.

That'd be sweet. And then we were just talking about the show. And I was like, yeah, I don't listen to like much like hardcore like punk or just like any like super heavy music like this anymore. So it's like really interesting to be back in it and like seeing it live. And then she was like, I don't think this is like punk or hardcore or anything like that though. And I was like.

I feel like it's pretty hardcore. I was like, okay don't think this is like punk or hardcore or anything like that, though. And I was like. I feel like it's pretty hardcore. I was like, okay. But then we just like had a moment of silence. I was like, yeah, I guess. Because I was like, what am I supposed to say now? Like, oh, sorry, fuck. I'm sorry. She was like, what I heard in the car, like, wasn't like that.

But then I was like, but you literally were just standing in there. And it's like fully like drummed borderline screamo happening inside the the craziest thing is like this just stemmed another thought is like looking at um like rap shows like and you know like during a rap show when you hear all the white kids going hey hey hey like you know what i'm talking about like they like get into it a lot what i realized is concerts for like white boys suburbia are just mass stimming events like they go to just like stim together like um because that's all that is same with hardcore shows like it's a fight club yeah it's basically just fight club for real like we don't talk about um stimming that fight club movie so i'm like sure but i thought you were one

of the boys i thought you were one of the freaking boys i started that movie and fell asleep bro no no i literally like could have told you that you didn't see fight club because like you're a little girl was that casey yeah oh this is the most silent entry i've ever heard in my life i know that was a leader from the back that was actually elite hey you were like hobbling down the hallway oh it's because you're carrying something it literally from the back looked like your hands were tied and you were being like dragged out to death big moment crossover episode this is huge whoa when worlds collide the universes are colliding um well i what the hell oh my god sorry i didn't think that would upset him but it like upset him really bad so he needs a moment oh oh because you didn't hear the front door

yeah it was the most silent because it's normally loud as fuck um they're like wrestling that's not wrestling babe oh oh my god well i wish it was like um 1829 and cheating was just something for like 10 villagers to talk about because now cheating is like an Instagram marathon. It's like everybody on the ground was going to- Wait, let me re-say that. Re-say that. I wasn't like paying attention.

Like not even trying to be funny because I wanted to hear it. I love when you talk about like people cheating. I said I wish it was like 1829 or something again when someone cheating on someone was just like gossip for 10 villagers and then it kind of stopped there but now it's like ig content for the masses and people are like someone so cheated on me like you saw the video of the girl laughing in her boyfriend's face oh i did see that but that's not what sparked that what sparked that was i was watching little woman um and i could never say that word. Woman. Woman. Little woman. Like plural.

Little women. Women. Women. Women. Women. I literally can't say it. Victor Wiminyama. That's like a known thing though. You know that.

I always say woman. And she says Valium and women. Like turn up the Valium. Women. The Valium. Little women. Is that how you say it? Little women.

Yeah, yeah. Okay. I saw that movie and then you said it so many times literally cheating in it there's not necessarily changing the meaning of the word like cheating could happen and who cares because you have one neighbor every 18 acres like who gives a is that a movie or a show that's a movie you haven't seen that is that the greta gerwig one yeah oh have you not seen that no i don't give a about that movie that's good you should see it is it actually good actually it's so good yeah i saw i take that back i do

want to see it and i do give a fuck about it because i don't want to be attacked when i saw it the first time i did really like it but like i was just like this is a good movie but this time it made me so sad wait hold on is it the one based a long time ago like the victorian era yeah let me see i don't know if you've seen it because i saw it alone with orion when i first saw it we went to the movies it's like girls in colonial times yeah and timothy chalamet timothy chalamet he looks good in that he's a fucking bitch in that i haven't seen it no it's really good that's where it's like i want to be more i'm more than a just

a woman i'm more than a lover i want to make things yeah whatever joe you can make sandwiches oh my god what's wrong with you period but that movie made me so fucking sad but no one cheats in that movie but it did have me thinking about cheating oh nice yeah when i when i um say shit like that i've been thinking about that actually um when i say shit like that that's like really really misogynistic and evil um it just reminds me of this comment where someone was like i really like her on the podcast but that boy just has like seventh grade humor that just isn't funny just has like seventh grade humor that just isn't funny like edgy seventh grade humor that isn't funny and it like is that was seared into

my brain forever and i was like i'm more advanced than that like there's layers to this shit there's literal layers it's always either that comment or like he's really funny she's just fucking annoying it's like girl you don't enjoy being alone with yourself because everybody in your life makes you feel shameful for being a woman and that's okay but do not put that on me oh shit grow the fuck up because once you're 24 you're gonna look back at those kind of comments to be like damn i was misogynistic i'll never forget my my ex being like yeah she's on her feminism shit or whatever right now oh my god and then getting into being a feminist then getting feminist books for my birthday that's so funny

one of them actually was really good it was like um a writer for i don't remember what show but it was like a fuck i have to i can't remember but it's like a screenwriter and her talking about um how big of a shift there was in like the late 2010s of or like the late 2000s before the 2010s of like more female writers getting into positions where like they were writing female characters and like it was actually a really good book but that's the other one i didn't read because it was like 10 laws of feminism that's bitch that i was actually written by one of those women in the early 2000s okay i always get that vibe because you're like very like well-rounded i'm a good boy and you say misogynistic things but like only for fun yeah yeah yeah oh it's all fun and games at the end of the day because we're all gonna die dating a singer is you might as well be dating somebody from fucking hollywood fix because you're

about to be gossiped about like you're dating a gossiper because you're about to listen to that next song it's gonna be like she's a bitch fuck her and it's like damn i know i don't know why you would literally ever act like make the decision to date i guess like love like does has no bounds like but i don't get it i don't get love you didn't even finish this on tuesday i don't even know why you would like make the decision i guess because love um yeah you mean like you don't know why you would like choose to date like a singer songwriter yeah i think that's like the worst decision you can ever made but then i was like oh wait like love has no bounds like well you can kind of just that's gorgeous except for me

what like love has bounds for you yeah oh geez i think that's the saddest thing you've ever said that's what i'm saying it's like no i'm saying men are off limits oh you're saying uh but you didn't mention men at all in that sentence. Are you okay? I don't think I'll ever be able to love someone. Oh, my God. I think so. You love everyone in your life. I don't know.

No one's going to be able to love me the way I want them to love me. Have you ever tried like Hinge? No. Let's pop you on Hinge. Let's pop you on the worst thing mankind has ever done to society no one's loves will be able to love me the way i love them my god you were written by a woman right you have this longing in you that i feel like is so it's powerful it's attractive it's i wouldn't say it was attractive it's my passion okay also i decided we need to look further oh i think he

wants you to give him that love it's my passion oh i've i've i've given him um go like this the other nostril yeah how would you let me exist like this no i just noticed it but it was like barely noticeable um can you get back in frame so i keep talking bro like fuck sorry i was banging kai's dad from the back oh my god why is he why is he in our bathroom well he fucks drew all the time and i'll pull up him down and your dad's next oh my god if you joked about that with my dad my dad would crack up he'd be like haha um all right uh fuck what i'm gonna say um oh my god i lost the thought oh we need to look further into pda because those are the kind

of motherfuckers who like that public shit that's the kind of person who watches like fucking in a glass box that's only one way like see-through do you know what i'm talking about the alexander mcqueen runway yeah fucking in the alexander mcqueen box um because i saw a couple the other day in aisle fucking seven of Erewhon. Like, this guy. Also, there were so many drunk people in Erewhon the other night. And I was like, it's literally a Wednesday night. But there were a bunch of drunk people there getting snacks.

I was like, this is not the place to get drunk people snacks. Like, this is where to get, like, that one specific yogurt and then you leave. Exactly. You get good cottage cheese and chamomile lavender yogurt and then you leave. Um, but they were, were like holding each other like the dude was holding the girl like by the neck and she was pressed up against him and i was like okay y'all are doing something and like he kept like kind of squeezing her and i was like y'all are doing something that is actually making you horny in public right now because i know things are pressing on things right now and i need to i need you to fucking get out of this store like yeah y'all are making actively like making each other horny in the middle of like a serial public play yeah it's literally they were into public

play or something and that's so much a pda so much a pda is like you must be into public play because why the fuck am i i don't want to see your tongue exit your mouth and enter someone else's mouth like a cute little kiss handhold holding each other or like pulling down your pants and giving each other blow jobs on the vagina and penis like that's okay i don't i think that would get you arrested one oh my fucking giving each blowjobs on the vagina and penis. Damn. When it comes to sex and relationships, he's literally just chat GPT. Oh my God.

He just took a line. He just did a fucking line. Blur that. The line? I'm not going to blur it. I want people to know that you have a problem. That something's wrong with you. There were a couple people last night, and I won't name names or even give a hint at who. They were coked the fuck out.

But I couldn't tell because there was a moment where I was like, dude, I literally look like, I feel like I did some stimulant or some shit because in the parking lot, I just couldn't stop moving. I really, really enjoyed like that environment. I was like, oh, like I want to go to like an actual hardcore show. Yeah. Or like I wish. Yeah. Well, concerts make me really anxious and uncomfortable.

And then while I'm in them, I'm having fun. And then when I step out and when people talk to me, I'm like, like like i feel so bad when people come up to us and they're like oh do you remember me and i don't and it's because the second i go into a concert yeah all brain function turns out flight i'm literally like running for my life i'm trying to hide but enjoy myself but like be hidden away like it's like a very tumultuous place for my brain to be in but i love going to concerts and i'll never stop going to concerts, even if that means that every time I go to a concert, I have to have one drink so that I can like not explode. Yeah, no, I completely like it is such an overwhelming environment.

And my brain shuts off until the music's playing. And then I'm hyper fixated on that. And then sometimes I get in my head where I'm like, oh my God, like someone's watching me. And I'm like, look, I look so weird. Like I need to stop doing this. Like people are looking at me. Like I can feel it.

I can feel it. And then that thought slowly fades and I get back to headbanging. You get back to the reality that is having a good time and not care if people look at you well one of my friends um uh one of my longest friends went on a road trip and on the way home from the road trip he forced everyone in the car to listen to emergency intercom and i i actually think that should be like against the geneva convention like i think that is technically considered a war crime because

they're being held hostage and like being forced to like listen like i'm pretty sure they've tortured people like that um and yeah i just had to get that off my chest um but like force your friends and family to listen to the podcast please don't that's my nightmare i'd be like actually honestly kudos to anyone who does that because to be around people and be like i want you to listen to something i think is really funny is so braver than brave like you are literally you are going to be at the front line because imagine if the humor the humor doesn't mix but i will say um they all really really enjoyed it um and our active listeners now oh my god hi we just have that effect on people you're like hi oh my god welcome here and they didn't make it this far in the episode yeah we're like little parasites that like once you see us once you will literally see us forever

and there's no escaping it well i've become very insecure about how much i talk and that's it that's it i was thinking about it so much like the past week and a half i was like damn dude i talk a lot like like in general just in general like I get into a room and I will not shut the fuck up. And that's what I feel like recently. But I think it is because I spent last week hanging out with people who were more on the quiet side. So anytime I'm in a room, can you hear that? I think it's fine.

Okay. Anytime I get in a room with you, it's crazy how loud that is right now. It's getting a lot louder. It's literally never been this loud. They're like coming upstairs. There's somebody making a smoothie outside the window. It's a Ninja Creamy.

Oh, I want a Ninja Creamy so bad. I want one so bad. Don't look at me. Why do you keep looking at me? I know. Like, what the fuck is happening? I'm going to make a a ninja creamy in your fucking butt drew a big ninja cream all right oh my god um yep i forgot what i was saying oh yeah i think when

i'm around people who don't talk as much as i do that's when i get really insecure because it feels like i'm just overly dominating a conversation or a room um and then i get really insecure but i can't stop myself because then it's like awkwardly silent and i can be in silence with people but for some people their silence does not it's not a comforting as a comforting silence it translates as you are definitely a more introverted person and you don't necessarily like being in silence, but maybe I'm just reading that. But also I'm like, I don't know you that well. And I don't know that I want to be silent around you because I literally don't know you. I can't trust you with my silence.

Yeah, I fully agree. Like I hung out with a couple of friends that I hadn't seen in a while and it felt like I was like dominating the conversation and just like completely like commanding it. And like, I don't seen in a while. And it felt like I was like dominating the conversation and just like completely like commanding it. And like, I don't know, I have gotten a lot better about like interrupting people. And like, I don't know, I think it's literally like ADHD or some shit, but like, I feel like I used to like really badly just like cut people off and start talking.

Like, because like I wanted to get my thought out before I forgot it and like lost the next thought. But I've gotten really good about just like cut people off and start talking like because like I wanted to get my thought out before I forgot it and like lost the next thought but I've gotten really good about just like biting my tongue and like listening but also remembering like the thought that I have to bring into the conversation but like yeah sometimes people just aren't talkers and that's okay but like what's the point of hanging out if you're gonna be like offended by me dominating the conversation but you weren't saying a word not saying that's the case because also it's i feel like there should be an understanding that we're just a bit more extroverted in that way but it is funny too because i definitely am i think i do an okay job of not interrupting people but when i meet people

for the first time i think there's like a level of excitement and like especially if i feel that they enjoy my humor or jokes or anything i'm giving you one laugh and she will not shut the fuck up i'm like i need that again that's probably why i don't have any crazy vices because my vice is attention. Yeah. That is my vice. Like if you're going to be in a room with me and give me attention, oh, baby, it's on. It's over. I'm like, let's keep it going.

I'm like, come on. So I can get more laughs, more laughs. And then when you stop laughing, I'm going to be like, oh, my God, I fucked up. You fucking hate me. You fucking hate me. I'm going to kill myself. I'm going to kill myself. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

I fucked up. I like said something so weird the best thing to do ever is to sit in front of like a tv and put like a youtube video on with your friends and then just like have in your controlling the remote and pausing it every five seconds to tell a joke no it is it is nice that you do that though because like we do it because I hate like our group will talk over a video but then we miss so many things to make fun of and make jokes about so i have to pause and back up because we can't miss a single second what a single joke cannot be unseen or unsaid today yeah exactly but yeah that's all we do is we sit in front of the tv watching youtube videos and then all of us just like barely watching a YouTube video and making jokes about it the entire like what is that space?

Odyssey 3000 Club or whatever. Yeah, that's basically our odd space. Girlfriend, odd eye circle. No, it's new jeans. Shut the fuck up. That's been my vibe recently. And you put me onto new jeans um first time in a long time since girlfriend odd-eyed circle that i've listened to k-pop and was like oh i actually enjoyed this so good i like don't

listen to any k-pop really but when i was in korea there was it was literally one specific area that i always heard new jeans in i can't remember the name of the area but it's like one of the areas where they do like the night markets and they were playing new jeans in every store and i went to that area twice and spent like four hours there each time so i just kept hearing new jeans and also i think new jeans is pretty big on tiktok so like yeah so i like knew their music i was like whoa why do i like know this song and then i was like wait this song is vibes it's actually i also came to the realization that our attention deficit disorders just in general with like our

attention span like as like a human race have gotten has gotten so bad that people can't even listen to a full song anymore and they have to speed it up and they call it the sped up version that's nightcore like the real girly pops know like that's like 160 bpm like you're not and it's like giving like y'all are damn i can't believe tiktok put nightcore artists out of business like that i know just like it was some people's literally bread and butter to just speed up songs and be like here you go yeah um and then yeah so and that's it so i don't want i'm fucking done talking whoa i'm fucking done oh my god um okay i have one question for you oh should we save it for the next episode no let's just give it um it's kind of it's just

like kind of annoying um i was gonna make a joke about like asking like for permission to bang you um but the real question is like if you were to host like a festival who would your like top three artists be that you need to perform and like keeping in mind that like actually no it's just for you you're the only person keep in mind like i need to sell tickets no no no It's just for you. We'll do it that way. Huh. Damn, that's a really hard question. You too, Kai. Think about yours.

I'm thinking. That's, like, actually a really hard question. Isn't that a really good question? Because it's, like, I want to see a musician that I, like, will never be able to see. But also, like, I want to have fucking fun. And at the same time, I, the same time i want to be around people having fun because that's what makes festivals fun is when you're around other people who also really enjoy the music yeah obviously i'd have to say apex twin because

i'll never ever ever see him ever in my life and that one chance i got to i just chickened out and didn't want to drive three hours and i really should have fucking did it in 2019 was it 2018 at coachella 2018 but you can't you can't blame yourself though because you weren't even in la yet yeah um and i had just gotten to la because you got to la like june june oh wait it April. But yeah, it happens in early April. And I got here like two weeks after Coachella happened. Maybe it was 2019 then. No, I don't think so. I'm going to look at that because I remember I was like living. Because it was part of Baychella and Baychella was 2018.

Or maybe not. I don't know. Well, okay. I think I would want theays as one of my artists because like i love their whole discard it was 2019 fuck that's fucked up that makes it like worse yeah i remember like asking everybody and everyone's like and i was like fuck i'm like i don't want to go alone i'm like anyone else i wanted to like i i don't think there's anyone on 2019 that i was like i need to see yeah um i would have to say it has to be musicians that i'll never see again that's like

kind of my thought on it so like apex twin like he might do shows but like i probably will never see them um because they'll be in like stalk home or some shit yeah this is a actually no this was a good coachella year yeah it was kind of crazy balls oh but i think that that was my era where like sorry i was on my hater of tame impala shit like i low-key still don't fuck with tame impala anymore once i did that fucking sand like cover album i found them really annoying like i don't know i'm sorry i'm really sorry because i know they're huge um but yeah so the sundays would definitely be in my mix i don't know like oh i have to be so fucking annoying i would have to say beyonce i was gonna

say beyonce but i'm like i'm gonna see yeah we're gonna see her like no matter what, I'm not joking. I will, like, this, I know people say this, like, as a joke, but I am dead serious. I would have sex with the nastiest fucking man ever to get Coachella or Beyonce tickets. Like, I would dead ass sell my body. You know the girl who was like, I spent like $50,000 in a year to see Harry Styles. Yeah. I'm about to start gathering yeah it'd be like i'm supposed to go fund me and be like guys donate to my five thousand dollars because i need to be like it's literally irrational that resale tickets are that much but like i need to be up close just know if i am at co or uh beyonce and i'm close it's because I did disgusting things for those tickets um but yeah

mine would be Apex Twin and Radiohead I fear and I think it would be like Philip Glass which like is like kind of annoying but like I dead ass love like orchestral orchestral music right now and like based off of right actually no that's been a long time coming um or steve reich i don't know that's like too hard of a question maybe cock two twins oh yeah um i don't know what do you think kai okay i thought about it and it would be ai drake the kid leroy and machine gun kelly oh my god dude that sounds like the scariest thing ever cgi ai or wait hologram ai drake yeah or peter griffin singing like passion fruit by drake or something oh wait is robin guthrie still alive yeah right okay he is um because i was gonna be like i was thinking for some reason the other day i thought that all these like really important lead female vocalists that i liked you were you here that night

that i was like oh that person's like not alive anymore and then everybody was like no all these people are alive and for some reason i have a really bad habit where i just assume people are not with us anymore if they made really good music in like the 70s to 90s i'm like there's no way you're still here because that would also mean that you did this when you were so fucking young and that's really upsetting because it breaks my brain to just imagine that that person just wakes up and like watches yeah that's why yeah that's literally that's literally why i don't think anybody's alive except for me because i'm like yeah fucking right like i was thinking about that last night as i was doing my laundry i was like no one else does

this like i'm the only fool on this planet falling for and actually doing my laundry and if i see you or josh doing it it's not real it's not happening it's all like an act but like when when when you go away on your vacations or when Josh goes back to OC and I'm kind of like alone by myself it's y'all getting your vacation time um from being actors in my life yeah that does make sense because I have a lot of vacation time now why are you getting nervous? I thought your heart rate increased. You too. Well, I can't think of anybody else but the Sundays because that's the only artist off top of my head right now that I know I would love their whole discography. And I don't want to pick anybody that I can see in concert. So I'm trying to think.

I would actually pay so much money just to see Robin Guthrie. That's one of my favorite ambient artists ever. Who the fuck um and robin is just from cockto twins so if i saw cockto twins i would be seeing robin so like that would be a good mix i think i would put cockto twins or brian you know would be really good or slow dive yeah even though slow dive i think still plays oh my god i need to host a fucking music festival so bad that was something we always talked about in like 2017 2018 but now everybody and their fucking mother does music festivals and it's just ran through yeah it's ran through and like i don't know if i would have money to do that ever bad baby backpack kid and then and bo burnham or daniel oh fuck dude bo burnham live also like what do

you just look up people who's like insufferable people with the letter b is their first fucking name evangelist i would say i would pay so much money if like if there was you know the tiktok like fights where it's like you pay for someone to win. And it was like bad baby versus Bo Burnham. And whoever won, that's who was going to perform. I would tap so much money into bad baby. I'd be like, please.

That would be so, I was just imagining coming out as a Bo Burnham hater. I was just imagining like wheat pasted posters for that festival. Like the triple D fest. Wait, didn't the backpack kid hit someone or was that the selfie kid selfie fuck what was i gonna fucking say god damn it fuck there was something so funny that was gonna come out of my mouth um what did you just say wheat pasty bo burnham bad baby bad baby tiktok

tiktok yeah oh someone was telling me that we need to do a tiktok rivalry thing and see who wins i was saying i think you would win on the like live thing for like when people donate for someone to win yeah i think you would win like wholehearted i dead ass don't think so i saw somebody like these two girls doing it and she was like she's a fucking cheater like they were actually beefing crazy over and i was like whoa and then she was being so mean she was like you're a fucking bum bitch you have 12 in your fucking account right now like because she only had like 12 people who voted for her or something oh my god she was like so we should do that and then donate the money to my weed fund because i smoke a lot of kush hey hey hey hey hey oh dude, I really need to find that joke

and that's why I interrupt people. Because it's gone. It like left. Someone else is going to fucking say it. We'll write it down and then say it in the next episode. And if somebody comments it, we'll act like they don't exist.

Fuck. Bad baby. We need a bad baby, bad bunny that's who i thought um kai was gonna say as his real answer but we still have yet to get a real answer those were real answers oh my god you're so weird i don't know the the real answer is that i don't know whenever i think of that my brain goes into like scarcity mindset and it freezes up and i just i don't know there's so many amazing artists that i like and then who is your favorite musician i don't know i don't really know are you like insecure to say no i truly just don't really have one what's your top on spotify like your favorite um i don't know how do you see that

look up like spotify wrapped i'm so curious to see what your top is i feel like i've heard you listening to drake before like liking drake a lot i used to like drake a lot i used to you also like weird as that is now to say because i never listened to drake yeah but i really like have you seen him live yeah yeah i have we were oh yeah we literally all went i genuinely him alone like the production on a lot of drake songs is pretty yeah i feel like you like just rap like shitty rap good rap um and like really like new contemporary rap i kept on thinking, like, I can't pick three, but what would be really sick is seeing, like, Young Lean do a headlining show.

Because I don't, like, imagine if we were in a world where Young Lean, like, headlined Coachella and what that show would look like. Yeah. Just from, like, a performance. And everybody enjoyed it. Yeah, like, I feel like that would be really cool. I wonder what his stage production would look like if he had that kind of money though he could freak that

shit he's got weird ass ideas in that fucking brain um but all right let's tap into media um little fluffy clouds by the orb psychic sweeping by patricia wolf demask rose evangelist Little Fluffy Clouds by The Orb, Psychic Sweeping by Patricia Wolfe, D-Mask Rose Evangelist, and Slow Mo by Paul Leonard Morgan. And then I've been watching, I watched Guardians of the Galaxy and that movie was a masterpiece, the new one. Mine is Listen to My Song by Durando,

I'll Belong to You, Clyde McPattern. Duran Duran. Huh? I just said Duran Duran. Bitter with the Sweet Carol King. I don't know. I've been like re-listening to the same like three songs and those songs are In and Out of the Shadows by Dion. I Just Want to Talk to You, Charles Brown and Sleepy Creek.

And Alone Again by Gilbert O'Sullivan. That song is like so good. And guess I'm done by Glen Campbell. But Glen Campbell was someone I was considering as like one of my musicians I would see live. I just don't know that I would care for most of his discography. I like he has like a like six songs that are some of the best songs ever but then like all the other like really classic folk songs that are like sticking to the

the guidelines of folk songs i'm like i don't know if i'm genuinely curious though like what everyone listening to this is their top three i just think that's like such a good question to like get to know someone um And you can base a lot. So I'll literally leave a comment or whatever. Oh, you know what? I would love to see Neptunes or Pharrell or like N.E.R.D. N.E.R.D. would be lit. Like whether it's like Pharrell solo or like N.E.R.D.

or like just the Neptunes. And they're literally having all these artists that they produce for come out. That would be asking too much though. That's literally asking for like 18 million artists to be backstage waiting to like get on. That would be a lit ass concert. What were you saying, Kai?

Uh, Wichita alignment. Seeing that live would be so good. Yeah. That would make me like stop. That would be so nice. So do Tom. All right.

That was the episode, Babesies. Thank you so much for listening bye Bye.