Emergency Intercom - Drew is in the Illuminati

Episode Date: April 26, 2024

Drew eats chapstick and talks about his time in the Illuminati. Ky has disappeared and prank calling ensues https://www.patreon.com/emergencyintercom join the Patreon for bonus episodes, q&a/topic submissions, livestreams, pay for ky's lobotomy Sign up for a one-dollar-per-month trial period at https://shopify.com/intercom https://factormeals.com/intercom50 and use code intercom50 business inquiries: [e-mail] instagram: @emergencyintercom tiktok: @emergencyintercompod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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I know literally just believe that um you might have heard that can open it's not Kai it's Josiah and he's opening up a can of soda for his first beverage of the day. He's drinking soju and Coca-Cola. No, this is Kai.

I am Kai. Hi, I'm Kyle. Do your best Kai impersonation. No, I swear I'm not gay. No, I actually like girls i don't think i has ever said that ever um hi you've been scrolling hi guys what's up you've been on that for a while now hi you've been scrolling oh my god i have seen that tiktok more than any other tiktok on my fucking phone, period.

Do y'all remember when it was Brant Rivera? Brant Rivera. Yeah, I do. Why did they pick him? Because, oh, I guess we looked it up one time because he's still big. He's like the most famous person in the world. Some people just know how to use the internet. Like, there's different categories of internet usage.

Like, there's people like us who swear. We're like, ooh, I'm so funny and I'm niche. And then there's people who are who swear we're like oh i'm so funny and i'm niche and then there's people who are like i know i don't use the internet i come on and i go and you never know and then there's the brent riveras and lele pons who from the beginning they have been making so much money and they were like i can never make less money than this ever again and they will be making they will they will like i would love to see brent rivera's google calendar like it's definitely every day it's like i mean he literally has like a mr beast level warehouse that he just builds amazon buildings inside like he does like fake amazon videos like y'all wait dude it freaks me the fuck out he built like a fake youtube yes he built like a fake amazon

warehouse and then ordered a bunch of shit off of amazon and then put them on the shelves and then had his friends go and pick random items off the shelf and it was like a surprise and it was like scooters and bowling shoes and it was just like the most random bunk shit oh wow he really made it i survive overnight in an amazon warehouse and it's very obviously not an amazon warehouse it's actually maybe um a car garage yeah and also there's like this like storefront in the back that's super smoked it like was freaking me and josiah and josh out what's the craziest oh yeah josh episode coming soon clip that and put that everywhere because i'm lying i people want josh so bad and i'm sorry like josh doesn't love us so that you have to take that up

i mean go to his instagram i'm not kidding go to his instagram right now and blow that shit up film quaker and literally if the post i want to win a giveaway y'all go to that instagram attack go to that post and say go on emergency his most recent post i don't even know if he has anything i don't think he's posted in a year yeah go to his most recent post. I don't even know if he has anything on IG. I don't think he's posted in a year. Yeah, go to his most recent post on IG and comment. And if it reaches 20,000 comments, he'll have to do it. I actually think his last IG post, like main feed post, was literally a teaser for a video that didn't come out. Oh, wait, let me check it.

Hey, check it, check it. I had a dream that I woke up and took a selfie and it was the most beautiful selfie ever and then i woke up and i looked and i hadn't taken the selfie so i woke up and i tried to take the picture and it just wasn't working and that's where my head's at it's because in my brain i was like i straightened my hair i'm gonna wake up and take a picture of myself pretty josiah like was sleep talking and said uh fort I swear to God this morning Josiah said Fortnite dreams that's

on God on everything you said Fortnite dreams when I because I was watching um Gia Gunn videos and they like woke you up and you just said like Fortnite dreams and then went back to sleep i think i did have fortnight dreams yeah because me and any were playing right before we

went to bed last night and we got second place twice and i was so mad and i did like one of those under my breath really loud screams that hurt my throat so fucking bad and before i went to bed i was convinced i was gonna wake up and be without a voice but i woke up with a voice and honestly it's scary damaging your throat as the throat go like that could be like a very put out of business yeah that'd be like a very very hard thing to do okay so um yesterday we were in fucking rhode island um which sounds insane but i don't know if y'all know this i'm sure you do but we've been doing like hella college shows um i think we're doing our last one in may what show is it washington yeah washington um and they are so fucking fun but the traveling for them actually like destroys us it literally sends me down like i i'm good at like holding up a facade but india like literally when we're in the airport

is the most negative version of india like if you think india is like kind of a negative person that's really like not it like she's kind of zhuzhing it up a little bit for the public she's not actually a bitter person but at the airport on travel days for work she is like insufferably bitter and angry like everything is negative okay so like i also understand this this is coming from like such a privileged spot because some people aren't allowed to travel or like aren't in the space to travel but because i've been now traveling since i was like like 16 17 because of press play i have narrowed down my travel days to try and get it to the shortest it can be but a plane a long plane ride will always be a long plane ride.

They need to speed them the fuck up. They need to start traveling Mach. Mach speeds. What is that? Like super fast. Oh. Like breaking the sound barrier vibes. What are you watching?

I'm not watching anything. I'm playing a game. Oh. What game are you playing what games do you have pokemon unite josiah does this thing when when you're driving with him he will be driving the car and have the aux and start playing with a slime simulator on his phone so not only is he using his phone while he's driving but he is destroying the vibe of whatever song you're listening to because it's like slime simulators insane um but yeah i have become like the most evil person when i travel like i'm just no i was gonna say i'm not like that bad of a mom but i'm literally so angry

especially if i have to wake up early because i already don't like waking up early and if i have to wake up early for a flight this has always been my character though and it's actually really bad i would rather miss the flight like i love my sleep so much there were times during press play where I would intentionally just miss a flight because I'm like I change it I'm not going like you can't make me go you can't make me lose my sleep and that's why I'm gonna be beautiful for the rest of my life because one thing about me is I'm gonna get my fucking sleep I'm oh wait let's check my sleep scores um but the day we were leaving to rhode island the flight was so fucking early because we had to drive we had to fly to boston and then drive to rhode island and i was so mad because in my

head i was like i'm gonna wake up and like wake up super early and make myself breakfast bitch i woke up late as fuck and i was running around the house trying to get ready. I left like half of the things I owned behind and half of the things I needed I left in the house. And I was trying to make a sandwich and Drew had called an Uber because he is a timely person and trying to get to the airport at a decent time. And I'm the kind of person who gets to the airport literally an hour before the flight takes off and 15 minutes before boarding. And when i came back everything fell out of the fridge because i was so mad about not making my sandwich i grabbed all the meats and cheeses and i literally went and i like threw them into the fridge because i was so mad um

but that's just an insight into how ungrateful and angry i am but i had a good time i loved i love doing the shows i hate being on planes I literally they are so abnormal I used to girl on the way home we I deadass I'm not kidding I had a full-blown panic attack because like we sat in the exit row and we didn't have a window to look out and I realized in that moment that if I don't have an airplane window next to me that I can just like directly look out of it is going to be a problem and I was like I had to look across the aisle to another like exit exit window like airplane and I was just looking and like it literally looked like the airplane was like nosediving and like going down and I like turned to Inya and I'm like oh we're literally gonna die

like we're actually like on the way to die and i was like please stop please stop like and we stopped like crazy people just like we're gonna die i can't believe we're gonna die right now we're gonna die and i was dead serious i was like i was fully convinced and then i just closed my eyes and went to sleep and i was just like at least i'll die i knocked out immediately yeah at least i'll die asleep there's something about the fucking hum of the engines that like puts me to sleep let's talk about the airplane pillow okay so wait the airplane pillow oh my god bruh this motherfucker's okay no okay tell me if i'm right or wrong but you definitely are right but you sound crazy wait you tell it because okay so to be fair i think i've bought this airplane pillow maybe four times in my whole life like

and they're expensive which is a lot but like i've been traveling constantly like consistently for like 10 years of my life now so to buy it four times in 10 years isn't the craziest thing but it definitely is because it's so pricey but i feel like a lot of people fall for this trap because it that bitch that's why they sell them there is literally so you fall for the trap so every now and then I'll know that I'm about to get in a long get on a long flight and I know I want to sleep and I know that the airplane pillow will save my fucking life and there's two kind of airplane pillows you could get you could get the beaded one that's straight off the timu airplane or you could get the other foam one that's more off like the alibaba plane like you you have you pick your

poison one of them has like nice foaming and straps and actually hold you the other one is literally mine yeah it's like a it's a whoopee cushion for your neck it's not good so on this flight i was so fucking tired because again we had to get up at like 7 45 a.m we ended up waking up like at 7 45 a.m to get on this flight we had to drive an hour i was so tired i was like i'm gonna go buy this pillow like i'm gonna buy this pillow i also got my wallet stolen in boston so i had to use drew's card uh so i took his card and i went and bought the pillow and literally as i was looking at the wall i was like i know if i tell him that i bought this 50 pillow he is going to freak the fuck out and i almost didn't tell you because i

was like in the line be like oh it was ten dollars like whatever um so i got the pillow and i came back and then i was like um i was like this shit is an investment because i'm about to sleep and then he was like how i was like it's fucked up how much i've spent on these pillows because i've easily bought like four or five of them in my whole life and he goes yeah that's like 150 on fucking plain pillows and i was like that's more than 150 worth the plain pillow yeah and she spent 50 on this fucking pillow and i was like oh girl like that's not that deep because like you can just keep that and hold on to it and then and you're like in her bitter state was like no i'm throwing this shit away like fuck this like i'm not keeping this like what is going to take up space moments It was one of those moments where you were telling me to do something. I was like, no, fuck you. Go die. Like literally.

And you tried her fucking hardest to leave that shit behind. And I was not having it. To be fair, to be fair, I actually didn't mean to leave it like on the plane. I do this all the time. That's how I when I first got my AirPod Max Pros, I the first time I travel with them, I left the case on the plane because I have this bad problem where if I put something down, it doesn't exist anymore, which is exactly what happened to my wallet. And I know there's medicine for it, but I'm not taking medicine. But he like, what did I say?

Oh, I woke up four hours into the flight and I was like, this shit was such a good investment. Like, I just slept like a baby. And he was like, yeah, you should keep it. So the investment keeps growing. Shut the fuck up. was such a good investment like i just slept like a baby and he was like yeah you should keep it so the investment keeps growing and then he was like why don't you bring your other ones i was like because it's not every time i travel that i want to sleep and that's how they get you in the airport is because you know they know that like you're not gonna first of all remember to bring the pillow i never remember to bring the pillow then i was remember to bring the pillow with me. Then I was just saying, like, store it inside of your suitcase. So when you pull your suitcase out, you just hook it around the, like, carrying loop.

Anyways, Enya was, like, trying to convince me that she was throwing it away. And I was not having it. And then we got Josiah. Thankfully, he picked this up from the airport. And Enya, like, tried to be slick and throw it in the trunk of josiah's car but my suitcase had to go in the back of the car and when we were getting out i was like i pulled it out and i was like and yeah don't forget your fucking pillow and now it's on the floor of her bedroom and um you'll never forget it again the chair of my bedroom i mean it is my cards because

inya is irresponsible and had her wallet we were robbed actually insert this picture insert the picture we got robbed i got hit in the fucking eye it was not a chill fucking vibe thankfully my black eye has subsided and i was really worried that people were gonna like a like be like oh like part of the panda eye club like illuminati shit because like the video this video like of me that's going viral right now is just like really really gnarly um and I don't have an I don't have an explanation for it it's just like they'll kill me they'll literally kill me if I don't tease it and I just have to

I guess it's like is it like a contractual obligation to every now and then like shout them out? yeah because if I'm like oh if I do this and like oh whatever it's like not that deep it just like proves that i'm in the illuminati or like they'll kill my family if i don't i didn't know it was like your family that's like illegal they run the fucking world babe oh how'd you get involved with them just by being famous oh do they just like email you do they send uh timothy chalamet

um recommended me and then jacob alordi oh it's kind of like raya you have to get yeah yeah jacob alordi um seconded my application at timothy we're really close and basically twins um and then beyonce there's this photo of me at the concert that I took of her in the background. And she thought it was so funny that she invited me out. She invited me out to Nobu. She rented out Nobu in Malibu. Just for you off of a selfie? I'm sure like a million people have taken selfies at her concert.

But it was like a private dinner. She was like, oh, like you have Aura. That's the other thing is people are like, oh, Drew, like you don't have or you don't have or you a bitch. You don't have bitch. I have areola. Like, what are you talking about? Like, I'm giving or I'm giving mysterious.

I'm giving vibes like. Fuck y'all. But yeah, Beyonce invited me out to like Nobu and Malibu and she rented the whole thing out and it was like borderline. Like, dare I say a date? Like, it was weird. She's married with like kids. Fuck Jay jay-z oh he's a cheater fuck jay-z okay yeah i mean does that make you better for like stepping in or i guess no actually no i'm not the problem yeah i like that's my biggest dream is like we have seen so many men in the spotlight commit affairs we need more women and but we need

to like i guess it's just impossible for women to be public about their affairs because of sexism we should change that like do you think so or yes whoa did you just hear my stomach yeah big no shit hungry shit there's a difference you wouldn't know mr constipation boiling in your guts y'all ever think about that like look at anybody you know and they have shit inside of them like actively have like turds in their guts like being made solid because like when you eat food it turns to liquid and then your intestines turn it into solid shit except you you like probably never have shit in you yeah no because i'm not full of shit babe no i meant because you're constipated for the rest of your life no bitch i am probably the

most foolish shit person and my balls fucking hurt so bad because because of the shit yes what the fuck does that have to do with it oh Poop is stored in the balls, babe. Who said that? Or is that just for you? That's literally anatomy. Is that why some people's balls are bigger than others? Because they have more poop? That is literally anatomy 101. Okay, sorry.

I guess I didn't know that. Dumbest fucking rocks. I think a lot of people don't know that. No, everybody knows that. Ew, Josie's being scary. Okay, we should do a prank call right fucking now after i explain my prank call because i haven't told you josie um me and rain were hanging out and we prank called and um we we were trying to figure out who we were gonna call we

were gonna tell them that we made mustard gas in the bathroom and that we were about to faint. Oh, RuPaul's here, by the way. RuPaul just laughed. I guess you weren't in baseball. I was shortstop, babe. What does that mean? The best player on the field. Is that what that means? No field no i'm just kidding shortstop was the one directly behind the pitcher not second base anything but the one between second and third

base so you just stood there no that's where like most batters hit the ball is there bottoms and tops in baseball yeah right what the fuck anyway i called and i was like hello hello and he was like hello and i was like hi um i'm stuck in the bathroom and i'm getting kind of dizzy because i was trying to clean after i used it and i think i made mustard gas and he was like what what and he was like where are you and i was like i said i'm in the bathroom i'm locked in the bathroom how the fuck did you get in the bathroom i know that's the crazy part is he didn't ask where are you? And I was like, I said, I'm in the bathroom. I'm locked in the bathroom. How the fuck did you get in the bathroom? I know. That's the crazy part is he didn't ask that. Like, you would have thought immediately, like, he is physically in the store.

I would have had to go past this man to be in the bathroom. Also, they don't have public bathrooms. Why did I, like, go around the back and sneak in? So he went to go look. And he opens it. He's like, you're not in here. Where are you? And I was like, I know.

I swear I'm in here. I'm just really small. And then he's like you're not in here where are you and i was like hi no i swear i'm in here i'm just really small and then he was like what and i hear like like like him moving around the bathroom i was like i think i fell behind the trash can and then i heard the trash can like like metal scraping across the floor which honestly god bless this man's soul because he really was trying to save me from like i don't know dying of mustard gas inhalation and then he stayed on the phone he was like you're not in this bathroom which what like where are you and i was like am i calling supreme i'm so confused i think it's getting to my head and i just like kept going with him on the phone until finally he was like oh wait this is a prank

call isn't it and i was like yeah like me and rain started yelling and then he was like he just like laughed and he was like all right well that was a good one i guess wow okay and i was like thank you so much i love you and then he was like i love you too bye and hung up on me and i was like oh my god that was so sweet i literally love people that like when they get prank called they're like oh fuck you got me that's silly boots but like it's because they're also prank callers. Yeah, yeah. Prank callers respect prank callers,

except, like... Never mind. It's also just, like, you're a normal person. Like, if I was working a fucking job like that and I got a prank call, I would be so excited.

That's probably the most exciting thing that happened to him all day. Or also, like, it could be the most, like, the thing that sends them over the edge, though, like...

I think about that like if i've ever had a hand in somebody taking their life josiah pink i don't know how far someone has to be like down the road to get a frank call and get there but i guess like you never know that is something i think about because i'm like oh my god it's a fun story but then i'm like they have to deal with the worst people all day, every day. And I'm calling like, like being annoying. And they're probably. But I don't know.

That would make me smile. Yeah. Yeah. My balls. Yeah. Before that, let me talk about. Oh, you didn't finish talking about your balls. Yeah.

We have to give space for drew's balls okay y'all i don't know what the fuck is happening to me right now but i woke up with like straight up the most painful achy balls ever and like it is making me it literally feels like i'm on my period like it literally feels like i'm peeing messing and i'm irritated and angry so if i seem off in this video it's literally because i'm going through like man period right now and my balls ache and like my stomach hurts challenge and it's pissing me the off um but that's where that's just how i needed to say well first of all drew take a my doll i can we can figure out somebody to suck on them and And second of all, I've never felt that before. And I actually would go to the doctor like tomorrow.

Achy balls. I have testicular torsion. If your balls keep hurting, do you have to go to the doctor? Yeah. I've never felt that before. Really? Never. I just like ache.

It just feels like I got kicked in the balls and they just like for the hours after. Oh, Josie probably kicked you in his sleep. He told me before we went to bed. He was like, I'm going to kick you right in the balls. I just grabbed him and I squeezed him and I pulled him really hard. I did put on new underwear. Chiropractors be doing that shit.

Normally I wear the same pair of underwear. They don't grab your balls. Normally I wear the same pair of underwear for like three or four weeks at a time. So typically when i put on a new like tight pair wait wait four weeks yeah four that's a month yeah that's like that is like the perfect cut off where they're like starting to yellow and like the like layers of like shmegma are building up on like shmegma that can be a real i know someone like that who does do that with their underwears and you do too yeah that and it's nasty you know how i'm talking i

know exactly who you're talking about also no judgment i didn't brush my teeth for four years what i didn't brush my teeth for four years what are you talking about like at what at what point in your life 2018 to 2022 y'all knew me you know you were like there's no way you were getting away with not brushing your teeth i would just put whitening strips on my head you have the lightest black teeth anybody's ever seen they come out to here bro alright let's prank call someone okay who are we gonna prank call though yeah it's so early though

go to pink dot anyone who's coming to LA go to pink dot and ask them these questions in person please you do it then because like you know how to do it ask them for the butthole beer have you done it on have you prank called pink dot on billy and jean yeah we did once and i got the guy and he told me to i think he told me to take my light wait make sure you talk into the mic

respect wait dude you should give context first just okay yeah if you don't know which i've talked about this several times on my videos on billion gene i think even we've talked about it like a little bit on here i've been prank calling this man for probably like four years now and he still works there like a beautiful toxic relationship dude we've gone ups and downs he's told me to take my life he's apologized he has told me how much he hates me he's broken up with you wait why is love why is love blind we're gonna end up getting married if i ended up in love you're in love with who no you're in love oh no no no wait hold on my drag queen name i just came up with it you're in love you're in love and then and my whole shtick is like p i also fun fact they didn't have this robot before i started

prank calling oh yeah they used to his number was on the wall and i know the shortcut may be recorded for quality and training purposes yeah i know wait your number was on the wall. And I know the shortcut. It may be recorded for quality and training purposes. Yeah, I know. Wait, your number was on the wall? I'm sure. Alright, picture me too. Ew. Hi, can I be transferred to the stock room in the back?

Um, you're calling the delivery department in the back. Oh, okay. Is anyone else there there right now i'm looking for someone specific who are you looking for actually i can just ask you i had a question about stock i'm having a party okay um do y'all have uh casamigos casamigos? Casamigos, yes, we do.

Okay, and for the Blanco, what size do you guys have? For the Blanco, we have from the airplane size all the way to the handle. Okay, and do y'all still have the butthole beer and vagina vodka there or no? I'm sorry, what kind of beer? It was the butthole beer and then also the vagina vodka And what size is? No sorry those we don't have Wait seriously? What are you doing?

Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Jane, hang up? Yeah. Okay, I'll just call back later then. No, we need to call the two restaurants in Joshua Tree and start beefing between them again.

Have y'all talked about that on here? We talked about it at the show, but to make a long fucking story short, when we were in Joshua Tree and start beefing between them again. Have y'all talked about that on here? We've talked about it at the show, but to make a long fucking story short, when we were in Joshua Tree, if you know Joshua Tree, it's like a desert town outside of LA and everybody goes and visits it once in their lifetime if you live in LA.

Well, there's like three fucking restaurants out there total. And there's two across the street from each other each other each other and um josiah called one of them and was like yo i just want to let you know like one of the restaurants like or one of the workers at the other restaurant are talking like mad shit about you and the girl was like oh i fucking knew it it was jessica wasn't it we'll tell that fucking ugly bitch that like she would have a job here if she wasn't so fucking bitter and hateful and evil and we were

like holy she used to work for that yeah she used to work for the other restaurant mind you we didn't say a name of who did this they just immediately assumed it was this girl and we were like oh there was already like underlying beef but we made it like so much worse and they put the owner on the phone on the phone or the manager or whatever because we told them we were like yeah they're saying you have rats in your kitchen yeah rats in the oil machine and well then we called the other restaurant and told them the same thing yeah they were like i fucking knew it yeah i knew it they all kept working back and forth we just kept calling and then i feel like at one point we were just like I'm lying

I don't know like I don't know dude no we didn't we didn't we didn't we never said we were lying oh no no no

we fully didn't because like I mean I was bruh the gag of the prank call is that my in my opinion is to leave them believing

that it's real like I sometimes I don't even make a joke I just want it to be like confusing and then be like oh okay literally like destroying lives no no that'd be fine um and then that same trip josie called a uh a vape job um hi i was wondering if i could come in and steal a few things and they were like what the fuck are you talking about should we do that right so fucking mad yes they got so mad

and the place was called like 813 vape shop and josie kept asking if he could steal and then he was like no and he was like well if i had a vape shop i let you steal actually matter of fact i'm gonna move in right next door and call it one uh 814 shop and i'm gonna let everyone steal and you're gonna lose all your customers because no one has to buy a vape ever again and the guy got so mad that two hours later josie also doesn't call on star 67 he called back and was like i'm gonna call the cops like i like you are a crazy person then josiah had to act like drew was his son yeah and that they were just like that his son got his phone and started prank calling him and the guy subsided was like okay yeah well just like make sure you watch what your son does like it's fucked

up yeah they brought the owner in two hours ago he sounded like he had just woken up and like drove down to the store and he was like what what are you saying about stealing but that's the best you call him and you say how many people are working right now and they're like why many people are working right now? And they're like, why? Wait, who are you calling? Is that a liquor store? Is making mustard gas illegal? No. Yeah, because i want to call someone no that's literally war crimes is it yeah mustard gas is a literal war crime oh because i wanted to call like

target and be like hi do you have all the uh supplies to make mustard gas dude target is impossible to get through yeah it's like so't get over it. It's, like, so annoying. You gotta call, like, a Walgreens, maybe. Like, it's hard with those corporate stores to get through to them. You gotta call mom and pop shop. Dude, there was this fucking smoke shop in the Bentley in, like, a really nice area, and it's called Indicut Smoke Shop. So I always call them, and I'm like, where are you located? And they tell me, and I'm like, I thought y'all were located in Indicut.

Bitch, I'm literally gonna get get like sent to the police. Hi, I was just curious. How many people are working in there right now? One. What? How many people are working in there right now? Either right now? That is the scariest question to get as someone who's working.

Why do you want to know? I know they're gonna lock their doors oh wait we have to talk about yesterday with the big hat oh yes yes yes okay yes yes so um we landed from the airport josiah picked us up and we came home and then we had to go run and do a bunch of like last minute shopping um which normally we would land in an airplane and then just stay home and rot all day but we had to actually do shit well we're about to leave and Josiah sees the big fucking hat and it's like oh I need to put the big hat on and then he like asked me he's like Drew do you have a big black coat because I need like like a coat. And I was like, oh my God, he's building an outfit around the hat. This is genius. So then he goes into the floor of Enya's closet

and gets a giant black trench coat. And then we go out into public and Josiah is actually like committing to the bit and he looks fucking insane, bro. Like insert all of the videos of Josiah looking fucking horrifying right here well the funniest fucking video is the salad one walking across the street to the fucking salad bar or whatever the fuck that place is called This is called.

Well, anyways. Wait, who on Drag Race, like, didn't get the words out? Oh, no, it wasn't RuPaul. It was Mr. B's video where the girl was like, the dealer, the no deal. That's literally Drew trying to remember any name of anything. The fucking salad bar. I guess it is technically a salad bar. Yeah, y'all know exactly what I fucking meant.

Well, anyways, Josiah goes to the salad bar. We go across the street to another store. And Josiah picks up his salad and we're shopping in this shop. Well, like Josiah looks fucking scary, as y'all can see. Like he looks actually insane. And like when Josiah was ordering the salad at the shop, she literally thought like he had a gun in that fucking hat and was going to take out and like rob her she did not want to serve me at all like none of them did she passed it off to another girl in there like she helped everyone in front of me and then was like gestured to her friend what a fucking okay me throwing someone under the bus and even that one was like very i think she just thought i wasn't gonna pay because i think she thought you can also move that mic closer to you so you're not having to like lean over the table um well anyways josiah's like not getting served um at the

fucking salad bar and we're shopping well josiah has to come across the street and he comes to the store we're in and it's like a nicer shop but like it's not the craziest shop in the world. And then Josiah goes up to the door and like... I think the manager or owner, we don't know what her place at the store is. She just so happened to be standing outside even when me and Drew walked in. And then when Josie walked up, she was still out there. And Josie like looked at the door and saw that it said no food. So he's just like, oh, okay.

So he's just ominously standing outside of the door and saw that it said no food so he's just like oh okay like so he's just ominously standing outside of the store looking through the window it was scary as fuck oh wait I have a video of it were you all filming from inside did you see yeah I was really hoping he looked so scary and then the owner looks at Josiah and then kind of like hurries inside and locked the door behind her because she thought josiah was like gonna come in and take something or like i don't know what the vibe was like what exactly she thought was gonna happen but josiah gave her such a weird vibe that she was locking the she locked the door and somebody like other customers were trying to get in and she would

have to run up and unlock and be like hey were you guys trying to get in like no we're still open like come in come in and josiah's just sitting outside with his big fucking hat on and with a sweet green salad just in his lap also he's making tiktoks like also taking periodical bites of my of my salad like every now and then and also to make things worse, Josiah ordered a salad. Instead of getting a normal fucking dressing, he got barbecue sauce. No, ranch and barbecue sauce. As his fucking dressing. Yeah, just that barbecue.

I didn't even know they had barbecue sauce at Sweet Green. I didn't know that was a thing. It's one of their main sauces. That is not a main sauce. No one's like, oh my God, you need to try the barbecue sauce at Sweet Green. It was really good. Even y'all said that.

When they got in the fucking car after, were like damn that shit smells so good they both took bites and it was good as fuck i'm gonna be real but then after a while like the smell of it was like actually the craziest like most man-made chemical scent i've ever heard in my fucking life or smelled oh my god before i forget about this y'all okay in the next coming episodes, I'm gonna just like start spreading like extremist woke propaganda. And the whole idea is to get on Fox News. So like, I'm not gonna tell you when, but in the next few episodes, I'm just gonna say like the most out of pocket like woke take ever and the whole goal is to get on fox news so i just wanted to warn y'all and if y'all want to like submit the clips somehow i don't know if that's a possibility um let me know but let me know let me know in the comments but yeah just like look out for it and the goal is to get noticed by candace owens again can um drew misses his relationship with candace owens yeah literally that's like my my girl like i love her also yeah period

inya is hitting cotton and metal inya is hitting cotton and metal oh my god that was funny that was funny because you think i care i don't even know what the fuck we were talking about josiah's silly fucking big hat oh and then there's a clip of me in target in the same outfit um and we made this video look at me look at me this man's here to meet a child this man here come back no come here motherfucker this man's here to meet a child cool cause you were there to meet a 13 year old boy

someone had to stop you are you gonna try the oreo lipstick or not at some point just at some point no pressure who are you calling hello hey hi hello hi yeah oh um is the store busy right now um no who is this um who is this who is this

wait what okay now i'm confused is this yeah oh what's your name because i want to come in and chill and i like need to know if your vibe is chill Why are you asking? What? So you have social anxiety. Huh? So you have social anxiety. No, I am, but wait, are you, uh... Well, this is... Oh, this is Sarah.

Who? Sarah. Sarah? Sarah. I was stuck in the bathroom the other day. Oh. No. Wait, is this not the same person I spoke to?

Was that the same guy? I think it was. Damn. I thought he fucked with me. He does not fuck with you at all. Yeah, well. Well, no one's in the store, so. You're calling him back.

Why'd you hang up on me? Are you mad at me? He's not going to fucking answer answer he's not gonna answer i'm gonna leave a voicemail are you mad at me oh hey is there sarah his sister yeah there? Sarah. Sarah? His sister.

Yeah. Okay, I saw you before you called. Oh, I wanted to come in and chill with... You want to come in and chill with... Yeah.

Um, I'll leave that at work at the moment, but... If I buy a shirt can i chill um i guess in the store because he's in the store oh no i won't i i'm not like a big talker so i'll kind of just like look at the shirts for 30 minutes and then buy one and then maybe chill for like 10 more minutes. Say you're obsessed with ****.

I'm like obsessed with ****. Really? Yeah, his vibe is really chill. Nice. Help. Have you guys met before? Nope. Yeah, like three times.

You said no. Say I don't like you to her. No, I was lying. Say, I don't like you very much. Oh, wow. No one's ever asked me that. Say, I don't like you very much. I like your vibe too, actually.

You guys are all pretty chill there. Thanks. Is the store busy? Um, yeah. So you're going to rob it. If I brought in a shirt, could I sell the shirt there? No, unfortunately not. She's like, no.

Okay, well, see you guys later. Love you so much. Yeah, bye, so much love you too dude she was jealous that was girlfriend like genuinely that was you should have said I don't fuck with you I don't like you for some reason being mean to a girl

like I can't do it if it was a guy it would have been mean they all laughed though when she was like you want to chill with okay how do they have more than one person working in the and do it. If it was a guy, it would have been mean. They all laughed, though, when she was like, you want to chill with ****? How do they have more than one person working in the **** store? Yeah, literally. How can they afford that? There's no way there's

that many people who go in there. I always thought it was one person. Oh, wow. Oh, yeah. Can you take a bite of one of the Oreos? I got Drew Oreo Chapstick, and I got it for him five days ago, and he's just now opening it, which is kind of fucked up.

Yeah, this is nasty. I'm going to do an Oreo Chapstick taste test. There's eight different flavors. No, there's only actually five. They're all different colors. No, there's like three repeats. All right, so this one is mint-flavored lip balm. Take a bite.

Take a bite. Oh, that's like literally so chill. Wait, what? You take a bite since you want to eat chapstick so bad, you fucking freak. I'm not the one on camera. Okay, this one is lemon crema flavored lip balm.

Are you gonna bite it? Please, Drew. Wait, that's actually good. I don't think you're supposed to eat them. Don't ingest it. It's chapstick. You're supposed to fucking eat chapstick. I have one I've been working on in my car.

Why are y'all eating chapstick? They taste good as fuck, bro. Why are you just letting it rest in your mouth? That one's really blue. I don't like that. I don't like that. This one is flavored lip balm.

Drew, did you swallow that, actually? No, you did not. Drew, no. Are you actually swallowing it? Yeah. No, you're not. What? If not, you're putting it in the side of your cheek.

That shit's going to be stuck between your teeth for weeks. I know. You're going to have like your... Is there sugar in there? Why is that one purple? Oh, this one's birthday cake. Oh, that's perfect. It's our friend's birthday today.

Oh, you took the whole stick out. You're on calories. This is Drew's new diet. You're really chewing on it. I didn't think you were going to do that. You spit it out. It's actually good. We're back.

Technical difficulties. The technical difficulties were me shitting out oil from my butt because I ate chapstick. You're going to have a belly full of grapeseed oil. What is in this? You threw away the ingredients, so now we don't know what the fuck you just ingested. I love oils. It's just blended up Oreos. I love oil. We need just blended up Oreos. I love oil.

We need more oils in our diet. Seed oils and microplastics. Okay, y'all. Why is there adult supervision advised for ChapStick? Because people like me, we eat them. We eat them. You're an adult though, Drew. No, he's 17.

Bitch, don't ever call me that shit again freak bitch 17 freak fucking bitch what year were you born i'm a minor bitch what you every time you make like he's not old enough to like remember yet motherfucker um okay what was i saying um oh i'm at a point where i'm living out of a pile of clothes on the bottom of my closet and i've become my own worst enemy i know every time i'm like drew do you have like this this or that that i can wear right now and i'll go in to his room he's like don't look in the closet please please don't look in the closet and he'll go into the closet and close the door behind him while he looks for whatever he's looking for it used to be like something i

prided myself on was like my closet organization skills but like i literally well it started because i didn't have enough fucking hangers in my closet for all i don't feel like you've ever had enough hangers i i literally haven't and i'm also super neurotic and every single hanger has to be the same and my dumbass decided to buy, like, what is that, Box City? Container store? Yeah. Dude. Box Rook. You did it to yourself.

Box City? That's what they call you, queen. Oh. Oh, Tuna Box City. Yeah, stinky tuna box. Yeah, India's tuna box is ripe. Yeah, when we share a room and we do college shows drew has to sleep with a mask on yeah it's definitely the bb and yeast infection okay no actually drew fighting it out drew was like making mustard gas in that vagina wait girl wait boxing it out yeah

india's bacterial vaginosis and yeast infection are having a war inside her vagina and making mustard gas that's the badisi war yep y'all is so wow you guys are amazing and you should stay yourselves drew has been fucking drying himself with a blow dryer and when we were in the hotel the weirdest thing ever we were in the hotel room the first night and drew was like um the way the hotel was set up is like the beds were right here then there was like a short wall and then there was the sink and then the bathroom and shower had its like own closed door and then i'm like getting ready to lay in bed and i lay in bed and drew's like there was a mirror facing the bathroom area so if from my bed i could technically see into the bathroom

unless you close that one little door uh but in the sink area i can see everything and drew was like um can you see anything from like your bed right now and i was like yeah i can see you and he was like hmm okay hold on let me figure something out and i was like what are you doing and he was like oh i because i i've been blow drying myself dry and then i'm not kidding i was so confused for like 25 minutes because i was like wait are you serious and i went and like used the bathroom and he was like in his bed he was like yeah no it's okay fine like it's fine maybe i just maybe i won't blow oh but no i need to blow dry myself dry and then he just like kept going back and forth about it i was like what the fuck is happening and i thought he was

trolling me and then i remembered i had just come home from my new york trip and the blow dryer was out and the blow dryer is never out because neither of us use it and i was like why the fuck is that out and i thought you just found it in the house and you were annoyed and threw it in the corner but this motherfucker has been blow drying himself dry and he's tried to convince me that that's normal it's a thing for the show and like drew was like do you ever blow dry yourself dry and then he was like no i've never done that in my no he said i have done it but it was the worst thing he's ever had to do then why are you doing it because i think he did it maybe off a necessity i don't think it's like oh like i have a towel right here i'd rather blow i can't explain

it it just i like feeling warm and i like being. Cause when I get into my bed and I'm fucking like sopping wet or like kind of moist, like it just like makes like a gas underneath the blanket. Like it literally makes like a rain cloud. Like I fucking hate it. When did this start? I'm like, did you see it online? Did someone do it? Like, did someone like, oh, I love blow drying myself.

No, I just like literally have seen people do it in the locker room before and i was like oh like i want to try you do that in the locker room at the gym in the locker room who did that in the locker room just random freaks in the locker well no but to do that in the locker room like he's doing it in the locker room no you're not i'd watch my junk flop in the wind of the i wind. I'm not doing that. He is doing it in the locker. You are. Oh, my God. I'm proud of my body.

You know what? I'm proud of everything. If I came out of the sauna room and I saw a bitch blow drying her body. Actually, when a girl does it, it's not that deep. I'm like. No, it's still pretty weird. No. I think there's like a fine line. No, I can admit it's a weird thing that i do also it takes so long

yesterday we were waiting to watch rupaul drew was like i'm about to dry off it took him 30 minutes that's why it took you so long drew it took him so fucking long dude and that's why i told anya i was like oh he's about to be out like he's drying off and you were like no he's not no he's not he's not getting out of there for a second he has to blow dry himself like you have to stop that yeah and there are some moments where i literally like cause like burns on my body because like what's the name of the skin you get when you like put oh yeah that's what your eczema endometriosis you're trying the fuck out of your skin wait what if that is literally why my ball that is definitely why oh my god that's probably why your balls hurt because you're like fucking heating them up.

I'm literally making scrambled eggs with my fucking sperm inside my testicles. That is so gross, Drew. You need to stop doing that. Like now. That's like, because isn't it bad for men to like lay their laptop on their like balls? You're literally doing that times 10 times. Isn't the heat good, I thought? Like warms up the semen?

I wouldn't know. I don't know. You don't have? No. Oh. I didn't know that. TikTok Riz Party. Hey!

I feel like I'm the blue tie guy at the TikTok Riz Party. My media of the week is the TikTok Riz Party. Gay porn and TikTok Riz Party. My media of the week is the TikTok Riz Party. Gay porn and TikTok Riz Party. My media of the week is... Are we actually doing media? I was just making a joke. Oh. Sure.

Oh, your tongue's really white. Oh, Josie. Oh, y'all. The twin telepathy TikTok was real. Yeah, I thought it was fake. I need to literally make that abundantly clear i know i troll a lot but that was genuinely real and if you hadn't asked me yeah it was genuinely real and if you haven't seen it it's on my sister's tiktok page madeline

and steven go watch it but that was a real fucking video. And it freaked us out. And it was also, like, it was definitely coincidence because, like, I don't know. But we also did that twin study that I try to talk about all the fucking time. What twin study? I've talked about it, like, 20 times on here. But, yeah, it was very real, y'all.

It was very real. I thought they were faking it, honestly. And I still, like, part was very real, y'all. It was very real. I thought they were faking it, honestly. And I still, like, part of me will always believe that it was, like, a little fake. No, it was genuinely real. And afterwards, we were like, we should, like, try to fake it. So there's, like, two videos of us trying to fake it. And, like, we literally could not get it right when we were trying to fake it. I believe you, Drew.

Twin test is real. Wait. Twin test? could not get it right when we were trying to fake it i believe you drew twin test is real wait twin test good thing they couldn't hear you because you were four feet away from them what's twin cest oh is that twin telepathy yeah oh oh that's cute i guess you and your sister are really twin sesty what no i'm just like it is so true y'all really are very um twin test we need to bring back shockers i'm gonna start a oh just buy the moldy ones on ebay for two thousand dollars y'all i've been like scouring the internet for fucking sweet tart shockers because that was like my holy grail of candy it is still my holy grail of candy it's the perfect amount of sour it is the perfect amount of chew it is the perfect perfect amount of crunch. I will die on that hill. It is the greatest candy ever fucking made. They just randomly disappeared two years ago. I haven't

seen them since. And I was like, oh, maybe they're reformulating it. Maybe they sold them. They have them listed on the Sweet Tart website and you can buy shit on there. But every time I fucking click on them to buy them, they like the whole website like crashes and freezes i really do think it's a psyop like i think something seriously like sinister is happening somebody died from the shocker so no like dead ass they probably like melted a hole in their tongue or some shit but um i was scouring the internet for them and i found a listing on ebay for 2150 dollars and 25 cents of like nasty fucking fucking gross moldy candy I've ever seen in my life. Shockers that like were living inside of a gumball machine, like one of those candy machines. Why would someone buy that?

Is it like just to collect it and say you have it? Because there's like in my head, I'm like, there's no value. That's actually garbage. Yeah, I have no idea. And they were like gross and moldy. But we need to start a petition. Sweethearts, please bring them back, please. donald trump if you hear me donald trump donald trump donald trump if you hear me please save me donald trump please save me trump trump please save me donald trump

trump donald trump please save me the craziest thing about that video is that there is literally cops at his window i know their weapons. And they break his window open. They break the window down. He really believes that. That's like Trump psychosis. Yeah, you're a crazy person. Before we got on the flight, I just thought you would think this is funny.

We were about to board and everybody was in the thing to enter it. And I just randomly yelled at you. I was like, Hey, you are so crazy. You're the craziest person I've ever met. We're getting on a plane i y'all it's like the first time inya has ever like like really like i was like in your chill like chill like because normally back to me the attorney was like

i was like in you literally chill because i was like bitch i don't want to be called like a fucking t-word like what the hell like this is crazy boo what is a t-word a terrorist yeah yeah and then like on the plane i don't know why every time i'm on the plane like the one word i'm not allowed to say is the only word i can think of saying and we were having like a long ass conversation with the lady next to us who was a fucking vibe might i add she was our she was my mother she was giving mother boots um and she was like what do you do like what's your vibe and i was or she was like what do you do for a living and we were like explaining we were like oh we do like a podcast and like um the flight attendant on our flight knew who we were so she was like inquiring about it shout

out brennan and his funny fucking note um but we she was like no you have to say you like she couldn't hear you on the plane and you were like oh emergency intercom oh yeah yeah she looked up uh virgin c inter intercom yeah yeah she looked up virgin c inner i n n e r c a l m and she was like oh is it like a meditation podcast like no like it's the opposite of that and she was like oh what is it and i was like oh it's like vibe like the t word okay you didn't like hear me you didn't say it you said the t word he was scared to say vibe terrorism drew you would hate flying with me because i always in the tsa line whisper to the person next to me i say did you bring the bomber am i supposed to have it in my bag and without fail every time they get so pissed i'm like bro get over it why are you saying that okay i wouldn't

even say that so you're crazy i'm the craziest one here are you from vault 73 we're about to get on a plane together i turn bright red y'all are you from vault 73? We're about to get on a plane together. I turn bright red, y'all. Are you from Vault 73 or something? Because you got a 73 around your neck. Fallout reference. Vault 73. I get dirt. It's a guy thing.

Fallout. Okay. Well, don't talk to me about it. Guys, I'm not even going to lie. My balls are not hurting right now. All I needed was some laughter. The best medicine. Period. A laugh a day keeps the doctor away. Do you have was some laughter. The best medicine. Period.

A laugh a day keeps the doctor away. Do you have any? That's not, no, that's already like, that's not, you can take that out.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Big Apple Corporation, Big Orchard. Big Orchard. Needs to take that slander. Or, well, slogan.

Apple iPhone. Get your new water bottle. you seen it hell no i like i'm not even can you no they don't need any more they're not getting any more promotion they sent us no no that company sent us a p color and a poop colored fucking water bottle like i know they were thinking when they did that and they thought it was funny but no i don't want pp fucking urine color water bottle and poopoo colored water bottles i mean they are kind of crazy vibe but all of them together is kind because it's like napoleon ice cream yeah neapolitan neapolitan me when i'm talking about who is that ruler napoleon napoleon complex yeah i mean when i'mitan. Who is that ruler, Napoleon? Napoleon Complex.

Yeah, me when I'm... It's Napoleon. You asking who is that ruler, Napoleon? I don't know. Me when I'm curious about who the ruler is named Napoleon. Wait, me when I'm curious when I have to borrow the ruler in middle school from my classmate named Napoleon. Oh, period.

But I'm screwing up my grammar. Me when I'm a teacher in high school and I have to put tea tree oil inside of my incense burner, but it accidentally kills the pet turtle. Did that happen? Yeah, tea tree oil is super toxic to animals. Did that happen or did you just make up that scenario? I just made that up. Okay.

Your mind. Do you have any psyop corner? Oh, fuck me. Oh my god, dude. There is his own psyop this week. Bitches be like girl boss but their breast stinks. Girl floss.

Shut the fuck up. Bitches be like I'm a Scorpio. Bitch, I don't give a fuck if you got scoliosis. Lick my balls that was a fucking banger wait guys who is taylor swift what i've been seeing a lot of conversation about this girl named taylor swift and you think where's i don't know she's a she's this tortured poet. Oh. When poop sins in the toilet too long

and it gets that visual stank. That was also from a different Allison. Okay, y'all. Don't send doppelgangers to my email. Send it to the Instagram account who is not run by me. Shout out the person that runs that

though like you make my day better every day i'm seeing all your posts and shout out drew's big forehead shout out drew's lies shout out all of y'all laughing makes your vagina tighter but it's okay keep skipping my posts oh potheads will find any reason to smoke. Damn ugly bitch. Wait. I literally, I read that wrong. I don't even know. No, honestly, I like it like that. I said I like it like that. I like it like that.

Wait, that's giving George Lopez. It doesn't. That sounds nothing like it. Ever seen an ugly person talk about having sex and you sit like, fuck me. Ever seen an ugly person talk about having sex and you sit there like, who the fuck you fucking bitch? I need proof.

Una. Wait, her last name has stank in it. There's something so funny about why do you look at an iphone and just say random words like it's really good oh this one was the hotel room after i was done blow drying my body damn it's hot as fuck in here i don't even blame y'all if your pussy stinks today and yeah okay i need to clarify i'm not like i i don't need it to be like you know it is a joke no one shane dawson was like i think like it's not like that girl no you fucking stink i don't stink you might find i smell really fine and your fucking reekseks, y'all. It consumes the house. I can't stop putting Lysol on my Gucci.

Oh, this is a banger. This is a banger, y'all. I bleach my Gucci once a week. Fuck a shoulder to cry on. I need a foot to suck on. No. Oh, y'all talking about Haagen-Dazs ice cream. How about you, Haagen-Dazs?

No. How did you fucking... You came up with that. I don't remember it. It was Haagen-Dazs ice cream. How about you Haagen-Dazs? No. How did you fucking... You came up with that. I don't remember it. It was Haagen-Dazs ice cream. More like, I'm gonna be Haagen-Dazs ice cream. Drew came to me and was like, listen to this shit.

Wait, wait, wait. We need to talk about how you said... There's snakes in the grass and I'm a fucking lizard. That's what he told me. I was like, snakes eat lizards. Spoiler alert. Everyone go congratulate miss nymphia oh yeah literally the greatest runway package i have seen on rupaul's drag race ever period i don't give a fuck i'm not fighting you over it i'm right detox on all stars too no this is like great she was great but this was exponentially better and she crafted all of those garments her fucking self about coco that's true

yeah they're always coco um no but nymphia deserved that i did like i was really torn between safira and nymphia because like safira like the thing is here's my take is safira went into it already being a top tier queen like and i think for rupaul's drag race they kind of really like like and even as a viewer i like to see a little bit of growth like nymphia went in killing fashion killing like all the challenges bounce when you run downstairs yeah period i had a cookie for breakfast this morning no i literally fully agree with you um but yeah like they i think they want to see a little bit of growth and we got to see nymphia's character growth and severe was just like eating from the jump also it's gonna be fine yeah it doesn't matter because i have never seen the judges and rue like someone as much as they like

sephira anytime sephira was in their presence it felt like i was watching friends do a podcast episode like they were having like such good banter and conversation so safira is gonna be fine they're gonna bring her back for all stars she's gonna be like another raja where they constantly like use her for the fucking show i can feel it because they're obsessed with her she was so great and same with plain jane like the top three i was like we were saying like i was genuinely like so happy with that top three and it's the happiest i've been with a top three in a very fucking long time and like genuinely any of them could have won and i would have been happy plain jane was a

little weaker than nymphia and sephira and honestly when nymphia won even though i wanted nymphia to win i I was like, holy shit. Like, I cannot believe Saphira didn't win. I know, because track record, like, she fucking killed it. I think it, like, really came down to the looks. Like, no one has ever pulled such good looks. Like, she never, ever, ever missed. She didn't miss once. But it's also the storyline.

Like, they didn't give sephira's storyline at all she was just like she's here she's really good she's polished she's old like and then nymphia they gave her like such a storyline so it wouldn't say you ain't with that like the character growth no it literally is that but i love both of them and i really want sephira to have like a podcast or something because she is so funny yeah i Yeah. I want to see her live. That lip sync, the lip sync was gaggy. I know. The opening was, when she came out, I was like, holy shit, like she won. But then I like the rest of the lip sync.

I was like the fucking look after the reveal. I was like, girl, like this is Saphira. Yeah. Saphira's reveal wasn't as good. Also, Nymphia had two reveals. Although I would say her middle look, I i was like you could have done better yeah reveal because the dress was not fitting it was also it was like made to get ripped off yeah but she was getting tossed around in the fucking air but okay this is my last psyop moan day tongue day wet day thirst day freak day sex day suck day

your week is dry as fuck it has never been that you're like your phone is dry as fuck you're not getting all that but we could substitute sex day or suck day for squirt day sex days we could substitute sex day with sport day yeah okay um my media of the week is wishing by electric light orchestra single pigeon by wings god only knows the cover by claudine long get actually i don't know if that's a cover of the original i don't fucking care um babe by mad anthony the lost tapes that whole album is so fucking good and that's it and i didn't watch any movies so suck my ball the actually no i watched the wedding singer and it was so fucking good i love that the only thing that's been in my ear recently is one oh tricks point never and brian inu um another green world 2004 um fucking vibes and let's oh fuck what is his name um fuck i'm gonna freak out uh burial burial oh yeah y'all oh my fucking glob um like literally

so fucking good um every song is a banger and I need a triumphant return um soon also just like such crazy lore like watch like a little fake docuseries on um burial and like just get learned because it's really cool what's yours josiah oh also the fallout show fucking awesome that video of your mama twerking on my phone that's my number one and then number two is that video of that dog walking i'll send that to you um and oh yeah we'll insert that and baby reindeer wow actually genuinely watch it we should watch it today i'm down it's so fucking good it's freaky how good it is but the video of the dog walking day guys by the time

this comes out it's not really anymore but it's earth day today and we're going to the park because we love that it's actually earth day yeah 421 day then earth day the next? Uh, it's a super green weekend. I've already used 10 single-use plastics today. Oh, damn. Uh-oh. Bye. Bye-bye. Fuck me down. Bye.