Emergency Intercom - Drew Is Losing His Mind

Episode Date: March 18, 2022

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Hey Spotify, this is Javi. My biggest passion is music. And it's not just sounds and instruments. It's more than that to me. It's a world full of harmonies with chillers. From streaming to shopping, it's on Prime. I'm done. I'm not doing this. I'm like actually not doing this today.

I'm not. I don't want to. I can take it from you guys. Okay, never mind, never mind. Like, I just, I want a moment for attention from me and you need more comments about you. You need it. You said you were done.

You said you were tapping out. Drew's actually tapped out. I'm literally done with this situation. I'm done. Wait, what is that? Does that mean the podcast are like me and Kai? You're done with the podcast. Welcome to this episode of Emergency Intercom. I was starting starting it off as a joke oh oh he just left and yeah i feel like

this is your fault honestly you came in with this crazy energy you're literally gaslighting me i like you're back you paused your game to be here come back he paused his game to be here i literally did i paused out the ring to be here so i hope you guys are really excited and happy about that um and a little more appreciative of me because as much as i give i can take it all away and i can ruin all your lives oh my god i like while you were talking i was basically your god i wasn't thinking about what you were saying because i was trying to think of a good elden ring like elden lean no i was gonna say i was trying to think of one that's like elden ring this elden ring that what you need is that phone to ring with some bitches on the

other line like i was trying to think of something like that what you need is that phone to ring with some bitches on the other line. I was trying to think of something like that. What you need is a cock ring. Elden ring, Elden ring. Cock ring. I slept for two hours last night. I've never once in my life. I've never once have I had. Never once?

I wouldn't call it insomnia. It's sleep insomnia not that's not fair that's not i'm not allowed to claim that because i know people who have that and that's really really gnarly and scary but me whatever i went on in my body last night was actually terrifying and if i do that again tonight i genuinely don't know if i will be able to continue in this life i may have to hard reset and by hard reset hard reset i mean kill myself oh i thought you were gonna say like take melatonin no no like tomorrow no i mean restart the game because i have this theory that when you die you just restart the same life over again oh it's a it's a infinite loop that one sounds so fucking boring and like not cool i know that it's that's what

scares me the most it's like what if like when we die we just wake up and it's like that's what deja vu is is like we just die and then wake up my life's pretty lit i wouldn't mind personally girl mine is boring this shit's boring it's boring because you decide to dedicate eight hours a day to a video game. Yeah, because I'm trying to escape this reality that I've lived 3,000 times already. You wouldn't get it. Like, you wouldn't get it. No, but last night, I genuinely, like, could not sleep. Like, I would close my eyes and, like, be shaking, like, trying to, trying to turn my brain off.

But it just ran for hours and hours and hours. Do you have a Coke or anything late? I had a Popeye's Coca-Cola at 9.30, which is my best guess. Because I don't have soda past. I try not to have soda past like 6. I literally have rarely ever been affected by caffeine like that when i was in new york i was down at in dom's house and i did like have a coffee in the middle of the night like literally at midnight and i did stay up till

5 a.m which is very rare for me to have a coffee late and like actually stay up but that night i was i was up and i was stuck and so was my boner and it's up and it's i i heard somewhere that that's not even what that means pop and twist i heard that's not even what up and it's stuck means but i might be wait what oh you're saying it up and stuck is a boner i thought cardi b meant like it's up and it's stuck is like he stays hard around her like his cock is like belligerently hard yeah that's what i would assume i heard that's not what it meant means kai you should look it up kai look up what what did cardi beans mean and it's stuck yeah i i heard it meant something maybe like i don't know if i'm allowed to say this but like ky's stuck inside.

It could be. And that's, you're going to find out. Well, no, it would come out kind of. I don't. Oh, ladies always pee after sex. Always. Pee after sex. I literally have like never had a UTI. And I think that's why.

It's because I'm so paranoid about getting a UTI from not peeing after sex that I don't give a fuck about laying around and being sweet. I will get the fuck up and run to pee. This is what the article says. That's not true. But for Cardi B, the words have their own meaning. We know she was joking with Fallon when asked about the meaning. Oh, this is okay. So it's a joke.

I fucked up. So I need to actually find out the real meaning. Yeah, mute your mic again. Yeah, like, just shut up, Kai. We got a mic in front of Kai and literally he takes every opportunity to speak again now. Me when I asked him a question. But I slept like a baby last night.

I had a really good sleep. I woke up naturally at like 9 40 a.m like the sun oh my god i actually almost threw up doing that um the sun like are you okay you're like actually losing it are you sleeping with your eyes closed right now oh i'm doing this micro sleeps i'm doing this microdosing sleep it's stupid um but yeah i slept like a baby personally and i felt so good to be in my bed azul was with me um i need to take azul to the groomer though and get her belligerently shaved because she i was like covered in lotion because i'm like... She's a soft girl. She likes to lather herself and make her skin oily and slick.

No, I'm an eczema girl and I put lotion on my body and it sucks it up within like two minutes and then I need more. But I like had lotion all over my body and it all got onto me and all of her hair was sticking to my face and it was freaking me the living fuck out. But I fell asleep watching Evan and Caitlin. Slays. The duo. We need them on the podcast they would never be on this podcast if it's up then it's stuck as a phrase said when something is popular or going to be popular that's what daily rap facts says see no it means boner We had our brains in the gutter.

And really, it's about success. It's about a success story about women. And you guys sexualize it. You men sexualize it. Yeah, I did. I'm not going to apologize for having a libido. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm just a man.

Actually, I checked another website. It says if it's up. It says Kai is stupid and silly no smells like no shit it says if it's up then it's stuck means when kai's boners and drew's ass oh my god it says that on the website there goes our monetization yeah we're done and it's your fault it's not from drew mentioning creamies creamy i'm gonna be your little cream pie what are you gonna be for me though um your little canalingus dude you said something to uh kyle like the last episode you were like um that no kai said it to you the husband stitch and i had never heard that in my life i said that to

kai i'd never heard that in my life and i was like i i don't think i showed it but in my head i was like really like actually like like when a kid hears a new word and is like oh okay like that's like well um kai sent me a text message of a comment um i'm avoiding the comments now by the way i know i can't read comments because people were like going in on me and like listen oh no I can't read comments because they're not going in on me they're talking about Orion and I'm not even gonna address it any further than that because if I feed the beast it'll just keep going Orion sexy yeah you know what it is we've just garnered the horniest audience ever because if there isn't a guest the comments are calling us sexy so it's like any like any new human who like they can feast their eyes on they're like

put any of y'all in a room with kai or orion and i bet you don't say a word i bet you freeze no i bet they fucking hump their leg. That's not okay. You guys, feel free to hump my leg. I have a Ryan's leg. Yeah, if you see me in person, if you meet me, hump my leg. I'm begging. I'm begging. I need it. I need to feel something.

Sometimes when I see Orion after not seeing her for a long time, I also hump her leg. Yeah, it's natural. It's literally like she has that power over us. Yeah, she's just, it's animal instinct. It's like I have to. Yeah, I have to like reconnect my pheromones with her kneecap on my cooter. The behind the knee pheromones are the best in the body. That's what they say.

We need a kneecap to cooter integration right now with me and Orion. Anyways, Kai sent me a comment that said um you know which one i'm referencing yeah yeah hold on it said something about me literally being a genius and i just have to read it oh my god i'm thinking like see my life is like oh i can't read comments anymore because everybody like likes to say that i'm like a piece of shit cunt fucking bitch so i'm like oh maybe i'll like back up. Are they wrong? No, they're not wrong. But like, shut the fuck up

because I'm going to smack the shit out of you. I'm going to double down and beat you up. Bria Lester said, I feel like no one mentions, no one mentions how Drew is always using such advanced vocabulary and he uses it so casually, which like proves that he actually understands

the word or actually understands what it means like what the fuck is ergonomic i thought it said what the fuck ergonomic is not a big word oh it doesn't say in ergonomic did i read it wrong what the fuck is a ergonomic that's what i thought it said yeah what's what the fuck is an an ergonomic yeah yeah that's how it is. That is not a big word. Y'all are just dumb. Oh, my God. Okay. I'm getting hella jealous about them calling you smart.

I'm like, that's actually a really fucking small word, and you're just stupid as shit. I mean, it is. It is a small word. For Drew. For me. Yeah, for me. No, I said for me, too. But if you asked me to spell it right now i genuinely

couldn't i just looked at it for three minutes i could not spell it you know what you're giving me a lap dance later you're giving me a lot to twink about right i mean think about right now i am not a twink i thought about that joke on the toilet like the other day and i was gonna text it to you and then i was like no i need this needs to be said out loud yeah that was fire you're getting like super offended i mean that is like borderline a hate crime i meant to derogatory yeah that was that's a derogatory term and i'm just i'm revoking your allyship until further notice and i'm sorry i'm sorry until you apologize first of all i never claimed to be an ally

you can't take from me what i never had um um oh i got yelled at by fran lebowitz but on fucking meth and k2 at madison square garden they had what looked like fran lebowitz if she worked out madison square garden i gotta cut you off for a second that's insane that you mentioned k2 because i mentioned k2 to all of squad the other day and i feel like no one talks to like uh we did not go through a k2 phase no no, no, not through us doing it, but like looking it up and like being like, holy shit. Oh, watching all the videos. Like watching all the videos. Remember when we went through a K2 dabbling phase?

Yeah. No, like all the, like. I put the candy cane in a plastic bag. That scared the fuck out of me. Like I was so convinced. I was like, I'm going to accidentally smoke K2. Like I was like, I don't know how, but like. Well, one day I'm going to put K2 into like something something you're smoking what if it actually like it's the real me like it's me but

it's it like resets me and i'm like actually very like i'm like doubling down on like being like the most like calm person and i'm like it's a dmt trip for you or a um ayahuasca trip you know what we need to do is people need to learn that they can have those experiences and shut the fuck up about it no that's like part of it i was telling everybody that you did it no it's like all the side effects are like oh you could possibly like trigger schizophrenia like no the worst side effect is that this motherfucker will never shut up about it like that's the worst side after my episode where i just talked about my ketamine treatment for like 30 minutes that's different because you're a human who doesn't get to naturally enjoy happiness oh that's so sweet when you get it chemically it's

what you're saying yeah you get the pass um what was i saying uh fran lee woods on k2 and matt oh okay yeah so literally it looked like if they before fran leebowitz like entered like the like queer community in new york she was taken away and held kidnapped under madison square garden for 60 years and then they were like you have to work here now and they just let her out in the like stadium um and i yeah i was just being yelled at and fucking harassed by her and And she had a death wish for me. And I was being so nice. She could sense your bad energy. Some people can do that.

I know. You know what I think it is? Look at people right here between their collarbones. And the color that surrounds them is their aura. And you're giving white aura right now. I don't know what it means. But I can see like a white glow. No, you're seeing my shirt, Drew. No, no, no no there's like a white glow behind you the wall no no the white wall did you

know i sang the intro um in the hbo like intro but why did you say you sang it and then do piano movements with your arm it just sounds like you're getting caught up in your own life right now but the thing is it's like 43 of my vocals stacked so it's impossible it's actually physically impossible for me to do it right now you don't have the original file just show us just show us the file uh that's a breach of my contract so there's no way that's it it's like so public so like it's a breach of my contract and they can kill my family if i you signed a contract with hbo to sign over the life of your family i really needed a fix man i really needed it needed it. I needed that hit. Literally me when I go down my K2 era.

Yeah. What is K2? I don't know what that is. It is a synthetic chemical that when you smoke it, it causes insane hallucinations. Isn't it like GMO? Weed. Weed? Yeah, that's what it was advertised as. It's like weed.

I think like if you change the chemical compound structure of a drug enough, it doesn't even have to be that much. It's legally like not. That's what Delta-8 is. Do you know what Delta-8 is? No. It's literally just like the loophole in texas and like the southern miami um it's just like it's literally weed with like one little molecule change and it completely bypasses the loophole and

you can just go to any smoke shop and actually buy weed nugs in like these like historically republican um cities and i think they're okay with it because it's taxed like they don't really give a shit and i think they're it's also like a trial run where they're like oh like our population can survive and smoke weed and we can also make a shit ton of money if we like pass it as a law does it hit different or uh i'm gonna hit you different but not like sex and i'm gonna tap that differently very sexually and you're just gonna hit me physically violently and then you're gonna hit me sexually at the same time i'm gonna tap that's perfect that's like this guy's dream scenario um but k2 is like i it was advertised as weepo when you smoke it like you literally turn into you like enter like an actual other dimension i'm not kidding i think someone

actually accidentally gave me k2 when i had my bad high because like when i see videos of the way like people act like jumping out of windows and that was literally me i literally was running away from my friends in an apartment like they scared me and i thought they were gonna kill me and i was like running around and screaming like there's no way i didn't have k2 but my friend also took some of that edible but my slice probably had more k2 in it more spice um yeah literally uh i know some people who've done it and uh they describe their trip as they were like you know the ziploc bags with like the little piece that slides across the top they were that piece across the top the red piece that you slide across the top and that was their entire trip for like 15 minutes was them

sliding back and forth um and that was their trip on k2 so like if that's like um and this is a very trustworthy source so it's not like an exaggeration yeah so literally i have smoked k2 not actually i'm just joking but like my whole thing was that i felt like i was like the book page is being flipped like like really you just you just had too much weed there's but like where did you buy the edible i didn't buy it where did they buy the edible um i don't know was it from like a smoke shop this little like gummy pack i doubt they put k2 no i'm obviously i'm joking i don't think i actually had k2 but i'm like i i'm still so confused because i'm like how are there so many humans who have not

experienced that but there are like plenty of people who have experienced it and maybe they were like oh this is what being high is i just don't like it and like they move on i've had my good eye on those weed sodas in there for like the last week and a half I'm like I get this like fiending every six months where I'm like I need to smoke weed I need to do it I need it really bad right now I think you need to literally I'm not kidding have like a shot worth of that and like you would be good I think that's how low

your tolerance is I think I do need to panic though I think I'm like at a point in my life where I need to have a panic attack just to like purge it out what i'm serious you haven't slept like like you haven't slept why are you talking about you need a panic um i just i'm at a point where i need that reset that hard reset also i cleaned out one of the dungeons and i'm actually worried because there was a shirt, a white shirt, covered in black mold at the bottom of it. And I was breathing those spores for literally three hours,

cleaning out that boiler room. And I'm pretty sure that's what gave me insomnia. They're attaching to all the receptors in my brain and keeping me awake and killing me from the inside out. I don't think that's how quickly humans's a parasite can go out i've read some stories yeah you're reading stories about people with like undiagnosed like conditions who then interact with i am gonna get alzheimer's from this no actually you're gonna get alzheimer's from using um aluminum filled deodorant. Girl, just entertain it. Entertain you.

I said you are going to get. I agree you are going to get Alzheimer's, but not from what you think. I'm going to get Alzheimer's because I'm like alternative. It's like this new thing of Alzheimer's where you actually remember everything. And it's actually really painful. You remember everything you trauma blocked yeah yeah um i was talking to like this group of girls no you weren't you weren't oh that's true because i don't believe in women and i don't believe talking to them or giving them the time of the day good um but i was like talking to them and one of them told me that what i was like i put myself in the viewer's position just now and hearing me say no you

weren't just like like shutting your story down immediately it's like oh like really jarring it's really jarring because like for a lot of people this is their only glimpse into our relationship so they're like oh i don't know if i would let my like like if my friend did that to me like i feel like there's so many people who watch the way we interact and they're like i find it funny when i see it but if my friend did that i don't think i would hit them i would i would have with them. And that's what I do with Drew when he's being naughty with me. When I act up, she plays with me. I'm her little toy.

I'm like a ball of yarn. And I'm a cat. And you bat me around. We are kind of like... Cat and mouse. We're Batman and Catwoman. I'm Catwoman. I'm Catwoman.

Why the fuck would you be Catwoman? Because I'm sexy fucking hot. Batman was sexy fucking hot. I'm Catwoman. I'm Catwoman. Why the fuck would you be Catwoman? Because I'm sexy fucking hot. Batman was sexy fucking hot. You could be Batman. I'll be Batman. Yeah, you're gonna, like, there was no question about it. Can I be Catwoman? No, you can be Penguin. You can be Penguin or the fucking cat that is

there. Like the cats on the floor. Okay. Or the bowl of milk. The bowl of milk that's fed to the cat yeah um but no i do feel like i've been giving batman robert pattinson batman recently i feel like i'm like i have that energy read my aura look right here your shirt you were not giving anything oh also drew who got you that shirt kai got me this shirt for my birthday he promised me something else that i was

really excited about oh my god it's like a custom thing that needs to be manufactured over the course of like four and the minimums are like four. As for the most unobtainable gift possible. For like two weeks, I was DMing so many people trying to figure out how to get it made. It is a plushie of this thing that I desire very deeply. That if I have, it will ruin my life. It's a penis. It's a dick is it actually no i like i believed that like that it's believable is that a joke like i was like i don't think that's a joke and then i for some reason thought i was like is it the um inside out dad or like i was like is that the flushy i was like, is that the plushie? I was like, I could see him getting

like a huge... I mean... Him buying like a $4,000 life-size model of it. I'm not saying that when I go into VR chat, I have sex with Inside Out Dad.

I'm not saying that. That's all i'll say it seems like that's what you're saying though it's yeah why would you even bring that up none of us were like accusing you damn that e-sex was crazy literally me when i was 14 on omegle yeah me too actually don't do that if you're 14 don't do that yeah that's like like did everybody have that experience and we all wait did everybody have that i think literally everybody did and we just like all don't talk about it no one talks about i mean we talk about it sometimes but it's like it is this like ubiquitous thing that everyone experienced that you go online like the thing is at this point so many people talk about having done it that there's no way you were having e-sex with like another

actual adult it was probably another 14 year old yeah on the other side who was also being like yeah i'm a grown-up and i'm so horny right now that was just our chat rooms right yeah like our aol chat rooms yeah except it was with strangers and like i'm sure some people actually had like really gnarly stories really gnarly intentions i guess like yeah there were definitely like creeps on there but i was having fun i don't know how we got this far off but basically i was talking to a group of women also someone in the comments was like oh i love how anya says like woman like like present tense and like whatever i had this conversation but i i cannot pronounce it any other way like it's like it's like the way i say crayons like i can't like i'm not about to just switch up and be like crayon like when i say like woman like i like that's that is me crayon

there are bitches that say crayon i say crayon oh my god they do say crayon yeah i say crown give me the crown crown yeah I'm gonna draw with the crown give me the crown um yeah I can't think of any

oh Josie makes fun of my my volume volume volume turn up the volume I don't think I say it like that

but now I can't think about it yeah and then there was one more I don't remember what it was but

it's like Drew you have a big cock or something like that um no it's probably like german to smack the shit out of you if you look at me another like second longer for the listeners i'm staring at her deeply drew you have a big cock i feel like God, you ate that up. Thanks. Why did I feel that in my penis? Like, okay. Shut up. And just say it now.

Say it, say it, say it, say it. I'm not going to say it. I have a huge cock. I would have like a really average size penis, I think. No, you would have either the tiniest, babiest penis in the world or like a really average size penis i think like it would like no you would have either the tiniest babiest penis in the world or like a monster no you can't you can't say like either side of the spectrum you have to pick one okay you would have a tiny baby penis um i don't think so i think i would like be so like incredibly average that whoever i was dating like before me they had like seen a really small dick.

So mine was impressive by that. But if it went the other way, if they had a boyfriend who had a huge cock and then they had me, they'd be like, I can settle. I'll settle. Yeah, whatever.

I got lucky last time. That would be their idea. I think you'd have a huge bulbous cock. I think I'd have huge balls. You'd have huge balls. You'd have a huge like bulbous cock i think i'd have huge balls though you'd have a shiny wiener a shiny talisman um anyways i was talking to a fucking group of women woman woman i don't know yeah woman woman um and we were talking about just like being girls girls being girls and we talked about like

pregnancy and one of them just told me this and i've never heard this but i was like oh my god is that real so i don't know if this is real what i'm about to say one of them was like oh your brain blocks out a lot of the pregnancy pain you feel your brain will like trauma block it and that's why as painful as pregnancy is you have another kid you just got all that oxytocin pumping through your blood no oxytocin is like a real chemical yeah it's like when i hug you it's the cuddling chemical yeah and like when you have them Oh my god, dude. That was real. That was real. That was real as well.

And he looked Enya directly in the eyes and whispered that. And he was hiding behind his hand. He was like, it's the cuddling chemical. He's so embarrassed. That was way too crazy. Like, I'm like lost. You're flustered. Can we just move on?

Yeah, so oxytocin is the cuddling chemical kai um but it is actually though um i've never heard of that like when you hug me we release no when i hug you i release fear whatever chemical fear is that's what happens to me wait what is that chemical um that's like cortisol yeah cortisol in the kidneys yeah oh i got a scary text message really let me see let me see let me see let me see jealousy this episode is brought to you by samsung galaxy Ever captured a great night video only for it to be ruined by that one noisy talker? With Audio Erase on the new Samsung Galaxy S25 Ultra, you can reduce or remove unwanted noise

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Absolutely, we do. You're so, I don't, who said that? Orion. You're so stupid. You'd be like, i just got a scary text that's every time i get a text message or a call from like a loved one i the most amount of anxiety and fear shoots in my body yeah i will say the same sophia called me right before we started and like fear shot through my whole body because i was like i'm like what what happened who died it's

the middle of the day yeah like you should be no matter what time of the day. Yeah. Like you should be. No matter what time of the day. No matter what time of the day it is. I'm like, it's the middle of the night. It's 7 p.m. It's only 11. Why are they calling? Exactly. It freaks me the fuck out. Phone calls were made to scare you.

Text messages were made for love and arguments that you're not brave enough to have over. Yeah. Except I don't argue over text. I don't argue at all. I stay silent. I'm choosing to disengage from this conversation. Me too. I'm like, you can talk to yourself right now.

There's a lot of anger in your words and I cannot. There's a lot of anger in your words and there's a lot of anger in my words and we should not be having this conversation while we're angry. Let's take a breather and come back. Let's take five. I do think sometimes like an angry conversation is necessary though. Word.

Sometimes. Like very rarely but like sometimes I think someone needs to hear how angry you are with them. Passionate. Yeah.

Like they need to hear like because like if you anger is just like another level of like hurt. It's another level of love baby. No but I actually do agree with that but no one can talk angry to me though because it'll freak me out i just realized we have the slide on and it freaked me out because kai looked at me and i was like why is i so shiny

right now they're like glossed over and it's because the light is right there look at him he looks like a little angel you do look like a little angel right now yeah kyle let me read your aura move over why do you like why you claim you have this ability yellow it's literally yellow maybe orange really yeah i don't know yeah you're just saying things what do you like you're just i'm gonna read uh drew's look at me between my car. It's going to be something sexual. It's LGBTQ flag. It's rainbow. I have the rainbow aura?

I'm an indigo child, y'all. What does that mean? They're like savants. I'm actually going to look up auras. You're fucking... You say savants? Yeah. Should we go get our auras read today? I actually want to.

Go Patreon episode. Patreon. Patreon episode. Actually, we should go do that. Tomorrow. yeah should we go get our auras red today i actually want it because i want to put it on patreon episode actually we should go do that tomorrow sorry you guys don't get to be involved yeah we're gonna go get our auras right on the patreon sorry um okay what the fuck was oh yeah yours was white what it's not like you you can't see anything also i'm literally wearing a white shirt against a white wall well balanced personality calm and open to possibilities oh my god that is so me Kai yours is a yellow

and it was all yellow it's not objectively yellow that's like what you read you know so if it's bad mmm fear of commitment cause they're attracted to them for the wrong reasons Fear of commitment. Okay. Because they're attracted to them for the wrong reasons.

Oh, fuck. But it's very energetic aura. Okay, that's good. What is mine? I don't know what you're doing, so I don't... Just look here, and then there's like a ring aura, and you can see it. I see... Wait. Anya.

I'm not kidding. i actually don't see anything you don't see any aura like right here your aura loves your aura what does that mean i see blue and violet you're lying indigo yeah okay let me look up indigo you're just saying what he wants i hope I hope it's awful. Spiritually enlightened and in tune with nature. Yes. That's literally me. I am seeing, yeah, indigo. You are oralist.

You're viblist right now because I don't see shit. Love and speaks of feelings, compassion, kindness, and peace. I am all of that. I'm like a very peaceful person. This is literally me. Anytime I'm like like i don't believe in like zodiac shit like i don't believe in astrology and then someone says something good and i'm like oh my god yeah that is a black aura right now there's like a oh my god what's wrong with that i saw a flame you saw a flame there was a demon it's because i'm your twin flame i'm your what is it twin flame soul What is it? Twin flame? Soul flame? It's twin-im. No.

It's twin-im. For some reason, I feel like this has been a really silent episode. Does that make sense? It's just because I am literally running on two hours of sleep. When you woke me up this morning, I was so did you clock it no i was lit my heart was pounding because i was one it's always the roles are reversed i'm the one waking you up and two um i felt like guilty for some weird reason um and three i was like oh my god i slept through the podcast we slept through it oh no i was so shocked to find you sleeping though because i woke up pretty early and i was like

should i go wake him up he told me to but then i was like he's awake like he's always awake right now so i just like chilled what would be what would be sleeping through it would be like me just here alone recording and then i go yeah you record silence and you're like listen i clocked and i did my job yeah i punched my card in and then i punched it out and i went home yeah no i just like was really terrified i was like oh no but also like you know just like sleep fear yeah waking up in fear it's like i missed it like i missed the appointment i'm late for school i'm late for this yeah i'm late for school. We all know that feeling. Do we have to bring backpacks tomorrow?

It's field day. It's the last day of the six weeks. Do we have to bring our bags? What does that mean? Did you know that if a teacher doesn't show up for 15 minutes that you get to leave the class? That's some shit you say to your friends that no one's ever brave enough to do. It's true. Also, if you go up to a cashier at Dairy Queen

and they're not smiling when you ring the bell, you get a free blizzard. That's fucked up. That is so fucked up. I guess not necessarily to them because it's not coming out of their pockets. I don't know if that's real. Yeah, did you just make that up? Kinda.

What does kinda mean? It's like this- It's a myth? No, I can't say the reason on the podcast. I'm mysterious now, by the way. No, you're not. I don't think mysterious people say I'm mysterious now, by the way. No, you're not. I don't think mysterious people say I'm mysterious. I also don't think being mysterious means looking around all funny.

I do have a rainbow aura. I am very horny right now. No, I can't touch you. I'll flood the kitchen. Don't play with me um oh oh

do you ever I just need a moment of silence I physically hurt like I have like I'm so sleep deprived I physically hurt then go to sleep you're fucking complaining like complaining up and down the goddamn walls go to sleep Yeah, you could just pass out for like 10 minutes and I can keep going

And then people will be like oh my god Am I the only one who liked the like last like 20 minutes of the episode more than the like first 40 when you was awake? Kai what have you been up to I? just been chilling. Wow, there's really great rapport. Really great. Sorry, I woke up. I actually feel great now.

I had to look away from him because we were maintaining eye contact for a long time. And I was like, is this hindering his ability to talk? No, no, it wasn't. It was energizing me. I've just been doing freelance stuff. 3D rendering. Slay. I got some more jobs recently. Wow. So you're working for other people. I am working for other people. You're going on

and you're spreading your seed. You total fucking slag. I have to work for other people because you guys refuse to pay me. Slag. And we're not going to start paying you. You think saying it publicly is going to change that? You're not getting paid ever. Actually, I feel like that's what we could talk about. We could have a business meeting

on the podcast where I beg you to pay me. So H3. We turn this into H3. Trisha Paytas. Negotiating my payroll on the podcast. And guess what? It's not going to fucking work.

And y'all can comment all you want, but I refuse to give this man a penny. I'm not going to leave. I'll fucking stay. Have fun. You're too locked in. I'm too locked in uh it's been 48 weeks 48 weeks 48 hours did y'all ever watch that first 48 no what is it i watched it with my family a lot like that was our family show which is kind of crazy but first 48 is like crime investigations. And it's like most crimes, like if they're not solved in the first 48 hours, there's a chance they become cold cases. And they never get solved. And it's just like murder.

Murder. Robbery. Robbery. Assault. Assault. Physical assault. Battery charges. Why is it called that? What the fuck is a battery charge abortion that's not a crime drew i guess should we get in

should we get should we get that abortion is a crime and that we're killing innocent babies i actually had a conversation with my mom where she was like talking to me about me having kids and i was like dude i'm not doing that till I'm like 30 plus. Like, don't stop talking about it. I'm not having my first abortion until I'm 30 plus. I was like, I'm not having a kid in a very long time, if I am. And then she was like, she was like, are you taking any like precautions to like make sure that doesn't happen? I was like, no.

I was like, there's like ways to get around i'll scrape it out i'll i'll literally take a fucking square of palms and rip it out and plop it in my mouth like a fucking cherry jelly bean but um and then this is going on fox news two liberals eating aborted fetuses speak for yourself yourself. I'm not a liberal. I'm a libertarian. I'm slaboral. That's my new genre. Slaboral.

And here's a neo-slaboral. But my mom was basically like being like, well, you know, just like, but if you do get pregnant, like maybe it's a sign that you should keep it. And I was like, maybe it's a sign that I shouldn't if it happens by accident. You're getting a call. I'm getting a crazy call right now. Hold on. Hello. I got so excited. I thought it was the crazy man anyway my mom was basically telling me i can't i can't uh get an abortion and i was just like you need to stop even speaking to me because i'll

get one faster than you know it i'll get one to prove a point yeah like i will i will exercise my rights because they're always trying to be taken away from me. Period. How are you feeling? How am I feeling? Yeah. Pretty good. Like mentally.

Yeah, I've been awesome, honestly, because I've just been like on like a steady, like stupid streak when bad things happen, I instantly like put it way back in the like back, back part of my brain. Which is healthy. Yeah. I'm not kidding. I actually do think me and my therapist talk about this a lot. Sometimes avoidance is okay. Avoidance is okay if there is not a clear solution that you can get to almost immediately. If the path ahead of you is clear, maybe you're on the wrong path.

My path is clear because I cannot envision anything. You're on someone else's path. People keep talking about a year. You said they're clearing the way. They already cleared the way. Shake it up. Move. Be a shaker and a mover.

You sound like someone who's like just like is working for the Calm app. Yeah. Drew, how are you feeling? I was going to say that, but you weren't even letting me speak. Every time I was saying something, you were like, shake, do, move. Drew, how are you feeling? I was going to thank you um awful should i kill the vibe i've been heavily considering relapsing not joking well you know what's good is my life is so fucking good that like what you're saying goes in one ear out the other because i'm on an amazing streak. But what were you saying about being sad?

Oh, just, you know, like, it's hard sometimes. Oh, you should just smile. Just smile and keep laughing and making jokes. Smile and wave, boys. Smile and wave. Ow. Wait, are you actually sad? Don't relapse, just...

I don't know what I am i'm kind of just like ignoring all my emotions that's literally that's what i've been doing and it's been working no it works really well just like bottling it up never speaking about anything um yesterday i did have like i blew like a gasket um which is like a scary sign because i i like had like i was very angry yesterday don't know why um but i woke up just like in a bad mood and i haven't done that in a very long time but like also it was warranted because the night before there was a big spillage of laundry detergent in the boiler room it like got all over the floor i didn't see it but josh and he cleaned it all up saint for that um and then i woke up the next morning and it had fallen

again and i had to clean up the mess and it pissed me the fuck off like i was boiling i was like this is fucking bullshit like why is this happening to me those that's like the worst of my problems though um i seems like there's something else no it seems like that was just like the um like you know the see i'm pushing everything else the analogy where it's like oh you keep stubbing your toe and like people see like the final toe stub and like the explosion to that and they're like what the fuck you're freaking out over nothing but it's like you don't know that this person has been stubbing their toe every single day that actually really like hit a chord with me just now like that was an aha moment you just but you just don't realize it because like when you're dealing with a problem

in the face of it and it's easy to swallow it you're like okay that problem wasn't that swallow a big fat load and sometimes the load is a lot but like it just takes like a little double gulp like it's like like it's a double gulp not the big gulp no it's a big gulp slurpy straw there's no there's the gulp there's the big gulp and then there's the double gulp big gulp not the big gulp no it's a big gulp slurpy straw there's no there's the gulp there's the big gulp and then there's the double gulp big gulp i think there is something called a double gulp like that is a cup the uber yeah that's that's the uber size um but yeah you don't realize it because it's like oh it wasn't a big deal but then like you keep doing that and then you're like oh my god i don't have any more space in my tummy to keep swallowing i'm gonna throw up what well i've been like swallowing your problem okay and come oh and come but and both of those together it's like you fill up fast um should i literally just sleep on

the podcast i feel like that would be interesting for people. You can. I'll keep talking. I can talk forever. How are you doing, Kai? I'm doing good, actually. I've been happy for like three weeks straight. Yeah. Maybe Drew should upload too. You know what Will says? You're stealing my happiness from me, you motherfucker. I've been happy too.

Give it back, bitch. I'm sad right now. See, my emotions, it's's funny aren't taken seriously i'm just laughed at and scoffed at i take them seriously as well well i'm back in town so it might make you happy maybe what you were missing was a little dose of me um that's probably it honestly well i hope you feel better i i actually have, now that you're talking about being sad, I really have been awesome. But that came out wrong. What I'm saying is, like, it's easy sometimes to be like, oh, I've been, like, okay.

But then, like, when you realize, oh, okay, like, my friends are actually, like, kind of going through it right now and I'm in, like, a decent space. Does that make sense? Makes me feel good that everybody else is good but i'm bad well maybe you should do something about it and stop fucking whining no that's literally my vibe i'm just like sitting in it it's kind of getting comfortable no a little too that's why i'm saying you need a little dose of me so i can drag you around and make you like go outside that's the thing is I love staying inside

well that's because you like Elden Ring no I don't even like half the time I'm not even playing Elden Ring are you playing Call of Duty? no I'm not playing anything I'm literally just like existing I've been consuming a lot of like shows and movies and documentaries

I love documentaries I love them what was the last one that you watched are we getting into media what time is it it's 51 minutes in 51 50 right now 51 50 right you want to be you want us to 51 50 you yes i'm not gonna that costs money episode 37 special drew gets 5150 literally that would be a vibe i'm begging for help title for this episode drew gets 51 i'm literally begging drew has to be 5150 kind and you say no i was actually 5150 so this is like really offensive i was never 5150 because I can control myself. Oh. That was a joke.

That was a joke. Oh, my God. It was a joke, guys. It's like nowadays, like no one can take a fucking joke. You can't say fucking anything without offending someone. Drew paused his game to be here. I paused my fucking game to be here.

I'm tapped in. Drew getting 5150'd in the I paused my game to be here show. But yeah, what are some of the documentaries you've been watching? There is this documentarian that Josh showed me called, I think it's Elron or Eron Morris. And he, do you know Hamiltonilton morris um from vice the drug yeah um documentarian his dad was also a documentarian so nepotism can't do anything in hollywood without fucking nepotism oh my god that was a lot but his dad um made all these really fascinating documentaries. And one of them that I watched was called,

I think it's called Heaven's Gate, The Heaven's Gate or something like that, The Heaven's Gate. And it's about this like dude who started a pet cemetery. And that's literally it. But it's like really interesting because like the way the documentary is like set up is like, it's like him talking to like the way the documentary is like set up is

like it's like him talking to someone who like is very pro pet cemetery than him talking to someone who's like girl just burn the fucking animals like why are we doing all this bullshit um and it's just i love like the the duality i love pet. Like the idea of that. It's really cute. And the one that they had set up was really fucking cute. It was like really posh. But yeah, I watched that one. And then I watched this documentary called Thin Blue Line, which is like the first, like, you know, like the modern style of crime documentary where it's like reenactments and shit. I need to watch this one. It's really fucking sick. It's like it's like reenactments and shit it's it's really fucking sick it's like

it's super advanced like even visually today i'm like wow this is like this holds up like and it's also like really crazy to um see like people from the 70s like recounting crimes and like reenacting crimes but they like look and sound like they're from the 70s and it's on film um it's just it was really it's like really just an awesome documentary it's called the thin blue line i'm literally gonna watch that today i'll watch it again with you oh i wish the one at the docu series i watched wasn't so long because i would re-watch it with you but i literally just watched it i honestly might like if you're down to watch it but i watched funny enough my duck wait wasn't there one more you watched no uh i yeah i just watched like a

bunch of shit um yeah like i've started succession i finished the season um and i can't believe i haven't seen the show that i literally played the piano for um that's like fucking weird right well that makes sense a lot of times artists like to like it's like not cool it's almost embarrassing yeah it's like uh it's like i want to watch the show but every time it starts i hear myself it's like so yeah and it's not it was when i did it it was like the probably the 58 000th take but it was like really down to the wire and i just like like you know like an artist like their paintings are never finished like my chords were never finished yeah i just had to let go and give them what i gave them and i mean you did the drums for the pornhub yeah i did the drums for the pornhub i did the piano yeah but he did that by accident when he

was like four when you were four yeah his dad it was it was it was all out of a home video his dad was recording him yeah and then i was like dude we need to make a documentary about drew yeah he made all of the cool little intro sounds i mean do you know kai what's the song that i played the saxophone for oh wait is that the one by like galantis yeah something like that yeah that recently no this was like 10 years ago this is 10 years ago let me figure out what's yeah it's the there's like trumpets in the background and also let's not forget the hbo humming like oh yeah that was a huge that was my highest paying yeah no that one's still paying that shit i still every time you hear that play i get a penny yeah not every single penny i've seen those

checks it's more than a penny you're being humble yeah okay it's more than a penny i was gonna say that's like not that much no i mean think about hb like euphoria like every time someone watched euphoria that sound doesn't play yeah it does right in the beginning uh i'm sorry i am breaching my contract by singing it right now copyright strike um but you watching that reminds me on the plane i watched a docuseries called nuclear family which was super fucking interesting it was about this like lesbian couple who had a kid in like the 80s 90s um no yeah they had their kids in the 80s and they were like amongst the first like gay couples to like go out and just like be like fuck it like we want a family we're just gonna start one and it was they weren't the first obviously but like there weren't like many families especially like they get involved in

like a big like legal litigation like that involves the family and it's really fucking interesting and like crazy um and there was a lot of things i did not know about um and it just made me think about how you're listening and learning yeah i'm listening i'm learning and i'm i'm uplifting um your voice that doggie series did give me a lot to twinkle i think about bitch sorry i'm gonna fucking um and the the like wife in it russo Fran Leewoods. And every time they showed an old picture of her, I was like, I need coochie to kneecap interaction between me and this woman. I fully see it. Coochie to kneecap.

That's such a crazy vibe. I need side of wiener contact. This is how you have to write out coochie to kneecap. It's coochie and then this emoji, like the fingers crossed emoji to kneecap because that's what I'm going to do to the knee. It's like I'm crossing my legs over that knee. But yeah, that series was awesome. And then I watched for the first time Nightmare on Elm Street

and it was awesome. One, the licking phone, like the tongue phone. They need that in real life so I can put that on my coochie when I'm having phone sex. Two. Two, it was fucking hilarious, honestly. Like it's. Iconically funny. Yeah, it was so fucking funny.

I started this thing that I didn't finish because I was watching it with my friend and he was like, oh, you shouldn't watch this if you haven't seen the movie. And I was like, OK, loser. But it was like talking about like the release of that movie and how it was so insane because it was like a truly like scary movie. Like and especially at the time, like people would walk out of the theater like so frightened and like uncomfortable and there were a lot of scenes in that that i was like holy shit this is so fucking crazy that of them to like i don't know it's just like obviously me talking about one of the most like phenomenal like movies and like of all time and i'm like it's so crazy

but it is fucking awesome um also saw the bat and that was pretty lit. I really liked the car chase scene. The car chase scene was literally the only redeeming thing for me. Really? I did not like that movie. I liked it. And I usually don't like know that I care about like comic book based like movie.

Like I don't care about like Marvel and like all that stuff. Like it's not something that necessarily tickles my fancy, but I did like it. comic book based like movie like i don't care about like marvel and like all that stuff like it's not something that necessarily tickles my fancy but i did like it like and i i went into it belligerently tired and i talked to dom about it and dom was like dude i was like kind of like falling asleep because i saw it late and i was like fuck i'm seeing it late and i didn't know it was that long of a movie and i was so tired that was like my biggest qualms was how long it was it didn't feel long to me the dialogue scenes were so sick though the club i'm trying to go to that club oh yeah the the eye or something yeah that was really cool um there were a bunch

of cool things i just for some reason i left that movie and i was just really like let down i also think robert ate batman no no he did both of them ate and i want them to both eat me out um zoe kravitz and robert pattinson they should have boned on screen and i should have saw them all okay that was like i i guess i get it because it's like i but i think about all the old batman movies and like i always think about how sexy poison ivy was um and i'm like she literally made me cross my legs hella hard as a kid so i'm like this isn't serving like crossing my legs and like having to pee this is serving like yeah like it was just not giving the sex appeal, especially like it's been so publicly like, oh, my God, like I want them to fuck. And I was like, cool, like what?

Batman got a boner at the end of the movie when they like had that like little kiss. But like, who cares? You have a boner in your fucking metal suit. It probably hurts like that's like chastity belt. Yeah, literally. Like it's just it wasn't giving. Batman is sexually repressed. Yeah.

That's a conversation that we're not having as a society. We need to see Batman get head. Yeah. Batman needs to be drained. Yeah. He needs his balls drained. Drain gang. He needs to listen to Blade, right guys?

That's what y'all mean? No, that's not what I meant. That's what I meant. I mean, it can mean that if you wanted to. But yeah, I just like left it just feeling i don't know but the more i sat on it and like heard everybody else's opinions on it i felt left out so i was like yeah i really i started to like it but like i really don't know why it just did not click with me i liked it the also this is a spoiler like if you haven't seen it but the pictures on the wall cracked me up,

like, of the Riddler, like, his two selfies, like, the main Polaroid selfies. It cracked me up. And then him singing. I couldn't. I, like, was laughing. That was the worst thing ever. That actually physically made me cringe.

And that song. Like, why that song? It was the most cringey thing ever, and I could tell Paul, or is it Paul Dano? I think it's Paul Dano. Yeah, I could tell that, like why that song it was the most cringy thing ever and i could tell paul or is it paul dano i think it's paul dano yeah i could tell that like he was like oh they're like feeling themselves right now and i like don't want to do this and he just like because ever his entire performance i genuinely thought was like spectacular and i could tell he was not into that like i could tell he was like this is like weird. I felt so weird during that too. I felt the exact same way.

Yeah, I think it was also, yeah, there was just a lot of little, there was qualms in the movie. I still am not at the point where I can see social media depicted in cinema at all and not cringe. Him being live, I'm like, that kind of is stupid because I'm like, if he's live, technically, they could just pin where he's at. Like he's literally publicly.

I guess. Yeah. No, that's the shit that like really pissed me off. Like they would like I don't know. We could talk. I could literally we could go back and forth for hours about it because I literally the more I think about it, the more I'm like, oh, like there are so many little things. But and him having like the discord. That's literally our discord.

I know. That is the Patreon Discord. Like building bombs. There were so many cringy things on the side. It was like, get the assault rifle. It was like, get the assault rifle. Get the snow camo helmet. Like blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

And I'm like, y'all are literally cringing me the fuck out. And you need to stop because you're feeling yourself too much. Yeah, I know. There were things like that where I was like, this is okay. Like, I guess I got it. Ultimately, I can say the reason why I didn't like it is because I went into it thinking I was going to like watch like a very serious movie like The Joker or something. And like this was like a completely different vibe where. It was very comic book.

It was super like. It was campy and comic booky and like i wish i had heard or saw christian say it's like an anime noir like going into it because had i gone into it with that mentality i definitely would have liked yeah that's how i went into it and i was like oh that is a really good depiction it's very cartoonish yeah i went into like with it I went into the movie with such different expectations. But it's the same with albums that I listen to, like Playboy Cardi, for example. I expected a bunch of baby voice because all the leaks were baby voice,

and then I got a whole lot of red, and I hated it the first listen through, and then now I like it. So maybe I just need to watch it again with different expectations. It's just such a long movie to commit to i'm never watching it again it's like what it's like i never watched joker twice i never watched i i would just never watch it i want to re-watch batman returns also um fuck i was gonna say something oh at the end they kind of like have you seen it yeah they kind of like teased the joker and one thing i don't like about like the batman universe

like is that all the movies have different castings so i was really confused because i was like is that supposed to be the joker because it doesn't look like joaquin phoenix and then i was like oh well these movies that's like usually how they play out like correct me if i'm wrong but i don't think i've ever seen a batman movie and they were it's always like different actors playing yeah the role so i was like who the fuck are they like it felt like they had it like they decided to like throw that in at the last minute like that's what it felt like and that they haven't actually decided which actor is gonna play the joker yeah so they gave it like a super super super like ambiguous voice. Who was it? I don't even know.

There was someone, Finn was talking about it. It's like someone he knows, but maybe that's like not public information. I don't know what it is because it's in the movie. But yeah, and then a movie that I can and will watch once a week for the rest of my life is dune i literally love that movie it was shocking how much i liked it like like i i never public information i never under word yeah i never understood um star wars fans or Lord of the Rings fans or Harry Potter fans none of those ever fucking clicked with me

and then I watched Dune and I genuinely have watched it four times since I watched it on the airplane back from Miami I love that movie it's just like the space politics the way it looks it's super advanced

it's art like the space politics the way it looks it's like super advanced and like it's not like it's so it's art directed so yeah yeah the art direction is crazy and also the soundtrack is fucking sick like i know i ironically play the yelling song like at 2000 volume to like pierce our ears while we're writing but like i actually do like the soundtrack but it's not like a social network or a gone girl soundtrack. Like, we all know that. You can't replicate that. Yeah. Is it like Blade Runner soundtrack-esque?

Yeah, it's like the same, like... Maybe I do watch it. I don't know, though. I just, like, I don't... I can't commit my time to it because I was saying yesterday to, like, Mason and Drew, I grew up in, like, a Star Wars Lord of the Rings household, rings household so i spent a lot of like my really early youth watching those movies so they just kind of like they honestly those kind of movies bring me a comfort that puts me to sleep like i don't think i could actually sit through a star wars movie without going to sleep because it's like

in my youth my parents would put it on and watch it with my older brother and i would just like knock out word yeah i um i love it and i feel like it's like becoming that for me where i'm like oh this is like a comfort movie like i'm gonna like put this on and like go to sleep to it um but fuck there was something i was gonna say um oh after watching that movie after watching that movie that's R2D2 scream fuck that little guy him and his lego scream oh that's like wait what's

oh that's Mario no it was like my that's when you kill R2D2 in lego star wars i would play as r2d2 so i could jump off of things and hear that scream we should get that game do we have we have it yeah we're playing um but timothy chalamet let me suck his balls let me speak my peace um he watches our podcast, so this is all good. This is, this is, I used to look at Timothee Chalamet and see one of the scariest people I've ever seen in my life. Like, actually, I never understood the hype.

That's really mean to publicly say about a friend, but keep going. But we're homies. Like, this is like. True, yeah. You've said this to him before and he's laughing. To his fucking face um but after dune i was like huh like he has it i don't know what it is but he has it and he's gonna be a star maybe no but i was like oh like i get it i get like all of the hype he deserves it um he's awesome and maybe that's just me being a

dune fanboy i'm so excited to see him play willie wonka like i'm i'm genuinely excited to see timothy chalamet plays yeah willie wonka and then charlie and the chocolate factory and he's the most actor of all time because he's a snack that ate honestly i'm jealous that i didn't think of that fuck you that ate because he's a snack. That ate. Honestly, I'm jealous that I didn't think of that. Fuck you. That ate because it was a snack. Bam. Wait, what?

No, it's not. I killed it. You just took all the attention from me. I just ate your fucking snack. Timmy Chalamet is Willy Wonka because he's a snack. Oh my God. He's a piece of candy. Drew, what the fuck?

You're on fire. He's a piece of candy. He's a sweet boy. And he's sweet.'s a piece of candy he's a sweet boy and he's sweet that was good and he's a sweet boy what are you talking why are you just repeating

what Drew's saying Drew did you want to fuck Oscar Isaac in that movie or what yes yeah did you know I can't publicly say this

but I'll keep that to myself when is I'll keep that to myself the new Willy Wonka movie coming out? Oh, there was technical difficulties, and now we're back with the rest of the media

to end the episode. We're going to give you some songs, and maybe I can talk about my obsession with Oscar Isaac real quick. Oscar Isaac in Ex Machina is the sexiest man I've ever seen in my entire life. Is that it? Yeah.

I do agree. I think he seen in my entire life. Is that it? Yeah. I do agree. I think he's mid. Hammond. You're jealous that I find another man attractive. No, that has nothing to do with this. I just, has nothing to do with the fact that I'm not getting as much attention from you right now. Oh my God, you are such a freak.

I just think that he's mid. You're mid. His penis is probably weird, whatever. It's actually really beautiful yeah girthy whatever big head penis penis vagina butthole anyways i'm to go into my audio. My audio media of the week is Your Home by Kuniyuki Takashi. BBD Hindcord, or however the fuck you say that, by Apex Twin. I Would Die For You still by Prince. Still such a good song. Still gets me going.

And the live version from, wait, I'll tell you right now because I literally bought it. His live performance. Oh, stop. At Capitol? At the Capitol Center in Landova, 1984. That performance is so good. Someone called it annoying the other day.

I posted a cute edit I did, like a vlog kind of edit on Patreon to that song. And somebody was like, I love the video, but this song is annoying. And I was like, you are lacking. You are lacking in flavors right now. And then, I think, I honestly think that's it for me that's it for my media oh you go drew because there's one more but i have to find it um i am trying to break your heart by wilco um that goddamn song is a certified classic. It makes me feel things for myself that I don't typically feel.

I love that song. Ladies and gentlemen, we are going to space by Spiritualized. It's another just like really, good classic love that song and then airhead by ag cook um it's a pretty decent spread of like those three songs back to back to back will give you a brain aneurysm but yeah um heavy rotation kick the tragedy by drop 19s and search for god by i don't know starting over by lsd in the search for god i might be butchering that let me make sure let me make sure because one of you bitches is gonna yell at me those two songs yeah it's starting over by lsd and the search for god those two songs back to back will make me cry um and they're so fucking good this morning uh no this morning i was playing

a few things there was one song that was literally 18 minutes long saying the same word over and over again i don't remember which one a lot of songs um it was like and maybe it was like jesus something um but it was literally repeating the same three words no the two songs i just mentioned are pretty like like shoegazy and like stretched out and then one of them is only like drum and kicks And like guitar And then it's like a monologue Alright That's it for this episode Thank you for watching I'm gonna go get some shut eye

No you're gonna come and eat with me Baby boy I don't know if I should eat I feel like I'm gonna vomit if I do I feel that Well I'm gonna go have a date with Kai. And that's it. Bye! Bye.