Emergency Intercom - Drew Passed Away

Episode Date: October 1, 2021

Drew and Enya have their big night out, but only one of them makes it back... Enya will miss Drew, but will relish in the attention she will gain from this loss. Please send love her way. Follow Enya on Insta: @EnyaUmanzor Follow Drew on Insta: @DrewPhillips09 To listen to the podcast on YouTube: bit.ly/EmergencyIntercomPodYT Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: bit.ly/EmergencyIntercom If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: bit.ly/EmergencyIntercom Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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No, this is like a staple of the podcast now. Like it's the only way I can be comfortable is if my legs are elevated to your chair. I saw comments of people being like, oh my god, I bet Drew like internally like shakes anytime and you touch us and we always touch each other we're always touching we're really touchy-feely people like you'll get huh i'm just saying like if you ever met us like you'd get that but like no one wants that also we're not touching like people we like randomly meet but i guess when someone comes up to me i do like before covid i would always hug them like someone's like oh my god i know you i would go in for hugs i'm like why not i literally hug everybody i meet yeah i don't know if that's like a big no-no but like

it'll literally like it could be like a business meeting and i'll like hug the person i'll if it's like an adult like i'll shake hands yeah like i'll shake hands but yeah if it's someone around our age or it's like a friend of a friend i'm fucking hugging you exactly exactly like if you seem like up here i'm hugging you and i go like that i hug and i go into the air i go and then they like give me a funny look but they like wink it off so it's new it's new with you actually one thing i do want to update is i am so tired i'm back to being like chronically tired as shit sleeping until 3 a.m but it's because you go to bed at like 5 p.m every night or 5 a.m every night yeah i i can't fall asleep but it because, I don't know. I don't know.

I just like my electronics. We've just been overworked recently. We've just been working too much. We have been working a lot more than usual because of my imposter syndrome. I've decided that I need to be something. I need my roses. I feel so useless and I haven't given anything to I need I need my roses like I like I feel like so useless and like I haven't given anything to the world which I already said in the last episode and people are gonna be like damn girl shut the fuck up you're really harping on that

aren't you yeah it's real yeah I know because I mean it like we don't fake shit we hate each ourselves we hate each other um well I was waiting for you to be like what's new with you drew okay okay you didn't even i need to finish sorry i'm i'm actually so bad at like asking people about their day because i could just go on forever yeah um me too that is an insecurity sorry to cut you off but that is an insecurity of mine is like when i'm texting someone I can make it somehow relatable to my life every single time and no matter what it is and I will the way that you didn't go when I'm just talking to someone but you said when I'm texting someone is this like is this because you don't like interact with a lot of people I think because I don't interact with a lot of people in real life but like if I if

there's someone I'm like talking to or like just chatting with and like they're like opening up to me like and being like sensitive with me like somehow my narcissism like takes over and it becomes genuinely hard for me to not make it about myself. And I don't know what that says about me as a person. But yeah, I feel that I don't know if I like I'm I'm think I'm pretty good. Oh my God, you and your fucking funky water walkie I think I'm like good at not making it about me but I'm really bad at talking my fucking ass off like I will walk away from a conversation and be so embarrassed because I'm like I did not shut the fuck up for 30 minutes and it's especially worse when you're speaking to someone who isn't, like, very talkative. Yeah.

Which, like, I should just be like, well, whatever. That's, like, I'm very talkative. Checks and balances, baby. Yeah, like, that's how it's going to go. Yeah. But Azul just, like, ran across the floor. He's a stinkbow. But I get so embarrassed because I'm like, oh, my God, I am so annoying.

Like, I don't shut up for one second. I feel like I'm the person that doesn't talk too much like i feel like i'm opposite to tract that's what we are that's why our sex is really really good no no no no no no no none of that um yes how are you what's up with you have you been i didn't want to get into this but since you asked um i have a bump on my face oh my god no i thought you were gonna talk about what we were originally gonna talk about yeah we'll get to that after this but i woke up um one yesterday morning and i had a giant lump on my face um right on my where my mandu mandibular i think the the joint in my jaw speak fucking english bitch it's by your ear my joint in my jaw um i woke up with a giant bump

um on my face and it swelled really big yesterday where i was actually visible um and it's it's sore to the touch but it went down last night but it's still sort of the touch um so basically i have a growth on my face and i may or may not make it out of this and that's what i'm saying like you guys don't realize how precious life is and i may wake up tomorrow and it could burst and infect my brain and I'll never be the same. And that's. But you might be normal. It might make my brain normal.

It spread to my eye too. Like my eye was red all day yesterday. You are so. Your eye was red because you took a fucking shower and you scratched the fuck out of your eyeballs. Yup. Yup. But yeah. You are so annoying. I just wanted to talk about that.

Everyone's like, oh, Drew, it's probably just like a boil. It was actually so annoying. Kai was sitting on the couch and Drew went up to Kai and Kai was like, oh, yeah, it's probably a cyst. They'll maybe have to drain it. But like, or it could even be like acne, like cysts. Like it might not be that big of a deal. And Drew is so annoying. He's like, no, you don't understand.

They're gonna have to like cut me open and like trying so hard to get kind of be worried for him. Yes. That's literally all we do is worry for you. No, you don't. No one worries for me anymore. That's the saddest part about my life is no one's worried about me anymore. Maybe my mom, maybe my mom is worried about me, but like you really are all alone in this

life. And that's you. It's me, myself and I versus the world. Me, myself and I versus the world me myself what was i singing i don't fucking know i was saying myself and i till i die that no that's just a fucking saying you goddamn idiot you were just singing it in the same that's something we should do one podcast episode is me trying to finish or even replicate the lyrics to a song because i i don't know i just listened to the song for the way it sounds i don't care about lyrics i don't understand when people say

that because i'm like unless unless you're because it makes sense obviously if you're listening to like idm and stuff because there is no lyrics there so you're listening to like the music itself but if you're listening to a song with lyrics at the forefront of that song is the lyrics i think that's why i fell so deeply like down that rabbit hole like in 2016 of like soundCloud rap because it really is all beat driven um and I think a lot of music is beat driven and lyrics are just supporting and I just listen to the beats um and also part of me like you know everyone in my like close circle knows like I can't read that's not a joke like I actually can't read out loud so i just think i have like a problem understanding words and songs and the complete fucking opposite yeah it is crazy like

okay you're like you're like fingering my fucking pussy on the podcast with your feet right now i'm sorry i just like was trying to warm yeah okay you can go under there girl but don't move around like that you're like caressing me um what were we saying oh i was gonna say like you can um like clock a sample from like three million miles away it's like actually terrifying i don't know why but it's literally because my brain it's perk perk 30, walkie slush. Oh, my God. The thing is, that's only a visual gag, and everybody who's just listening, you always do these weird visual things, and nobody is, what's the red stuff in that drink? B12, or B-complex. Oh, is it those little packets?

No. No, it's a, I got a dropper of B12. Can I have some? I need some. I think I need like more B12 for energy or something. I don't know. My diet's all fucked up. I'm like fully eating like pork and like chicken and shit again.

And like, I'm just like destroying my body. Just literally going off the deep end. Yeah, it's B12. And then I put some mushroom extract. And that's my. I want to buy lines made to eat. Oh, that pill was magnesium. I want to buy lines made to eat i want to buy uh lines made to eat

because i saw someone make like chicken nuggets out of it and it looked so fucking good but fuck what was i saying oh we were talking about like how my like sample brain it's literally the same part of my brain that keeps like the nikki minaj files um then i'm like the spongebob references nikki minaj you i don't have that spongebob reference thing when people are like this is a spongebob like everything in my life is a spongebob reference i loved spongebob as a kid but for some reason that's not a cartoon like i think of a lot a cartoon i think of a lot is flapjack for some reason yeah i like i think you know what's fucked up like this is genuinely like um like one of my darkest secrets that like

i'm actually afraid to admit to the internet and you know how we were just talking about yesterday like we can like keep some things for ourselves this is one thing that i've kept to myself for too long and i'm just gonna out myself on it because it's actually like fucked up that i haven't done this yet um But I never watched Adventure Time. Like, I don't think I've seen one episode of Adventure Time. Like, legitimately, I don't think. I think I've maybe seen, like, three episodes. That is insane.

I know. And everyone always talks about it and references it. And it's like, Marceline. And I don't get any of it. And I just play along. And I'm like, yep, it was so influential. Like, yeah. And I don't get it. I never never have literally me when someone mentions the beatles

i don't get it never have never will i don't get it never have don't care to get it fuck the beatles no literally fuck the beatles across the universe i mean the song by fiona apple yeah i saw a long ass time ago someone was like, the only reason the Beatles were as famous as they were was because like literally everyone was horny. Like all the time because they have like porn and shit. Okay, here's my thing with the Beatles. I used to, you know how people are like, I know how to make like film bros mad at the drop of a hat. That's me with music bros i know how to make a music like freak mad at the drop of a hat because at the end of the day this music shit is just something i like actually have a love for and

i'm not using it to shield my fucking insecurities which is what a lot of men do with their hobbies like they're like i love music and film but it's like more so because they have absolutely no confidence and a huge ego so they need something like that that they didn't actually make to shield them oh my god dude um i was just thinking about like some i can't i can't some freaks some freaks we've encountered um but i know how to make those motherfuckers mad at the drop of a hat. Even film bros. Because again, like, I don't love movies the way I love music. So I don't know much about movies. And I just be saying shit.

Like, yeah. Okay. Quentin Tarantino. Like, Quentin Tarantino. Poo poo. Like, I'm just like, I don't like the fuck do you want me to do? Do a backflip for him? Like, I don't know.

And music bros are so easily aggravated yeah it's just like like you said it's like their shield it's like i own this like this is my thing and then yeah it's i guess that's that's all across the board especially like i feel like now on the internet because people are realizing like everybody's like and i have the same issue too everyone's like individualistic egos being burst because they're finding out like there are a lot of people on this planet who you, even though you think the thing you like is so fucking niche and only you know about it. If a thousand people know about it and you're on one side of the internet that.

That's what I was saying. There's a chance that everyone around you is involved in that. It just feels a lot bigger than it actually is it's just a small little echo chamber of just shit that is just repeated and sent to the same people over and over again because of the algorithm sees you interacting with it every single time and it just sucks you deeper and deeper and deeper and gets your brain just addicted to the literally also like as you get older you realize like who fucking gives a shit like i don't

give a shit i say that but there's still so much music that i gatekeep because i'm just like i am a gatekeeper preserving the culture or preserving it's like keeping some things for myself like i don't have to share everything i like um back to the beatles thing though um fuck the beatles no literally i like i of course i'm like yeah whatever they did their thing like i get it yeah they were influential they did the thing but did could they could the beatles make hotline bling could the beatles do emily montez emily montez could do the beatles but the beatles couldn't do it i do not know who emily montez is yeah i don't know who that is we'll show you after the podcast no because now i need to know

i it's just like impossible to explain without it's like this it's like a mean it's like a eight-year-old hyper pop i don't know how oh i know yeah i know her she makes hyper pop uh literally no like anybody could do the beatles but the Beatles can't do anybody. Yeah. No, like, I just, the Beatles, yeah, they did some things back in their time, but like, It's just so fun. It's just boring. It's fun to say shit like this because it makes so many people. I know there's going to be so many comments. But people would be so fucking shocked when, at the ripe age of 18, I was like, I've never

heard a fucking Beatles album. Like, I've never listened. I never heard them growing up unless it was like in the fucking b movie like i feel like they have a song in the b movie like i never listened to the beatles i didn't hear that shit on the radio people were like oh you didn't hear on the radio bitch i lived in fucking north miami like no you think i heard the beatles on the radio like why the fuck would we play the beatles like for maybe if i was still in like 3k and like it was nap time and i was like all right like time to put something like really fucking boring on so i die like i just i mean i say that and like there are a few songs that i listen to still regularly by the beatles but it's just so fun to like piss the people off

because i know literally the only reason people are shaking the only reason I brought it back to that is because I just wanted to like pit because you were like it's so easy to make people angry and I just wanted to prove that point there is not see but you're not true to the word of fuck the Beatles because there is not a single Beatles song on any of my streaming platforms that I listen to yesterday I was listening to a really old playlist and there was a Beatles song on it that like a friend of mine had put it on. And I literally laughed out loud because I was like, this is so funny. Actually, you know what?

I take back. I don't think I listen to a Beatles songs. I listen to, what is it? That collaboration album between John Lennon and his wife? Or John... John and Yoko? No. See, I don't even know these motherfuckers.

Yeah, literally, I don't like... I was gonna say John Legend and his wife fucking Christina Aguilera or Tegan. Yeah, I just, I don't fucking care, bitch. Like, I don't give a fuck if they were influential. They're, okay, good. They did their job. Just like some of you bitches say that about me. Like, I don't give a fuck if they were influential they're okay good they did their job just like some of you bitches say that about me like i don't give a fuck about the beatles like it's a cycle like we we don't care who did what and where they were and who they were

because i got the thing i wanted at the end so i don't give a fuck who did it like i just don't care um but yeah fuck the beatles if no i love when people are like, it reminds me of my childhood. I'm like, damn, your shit was boring. You had a boring ass childhood. Go touch some grass. Yeah, I can't believe, like, I'm trying to imagine my dad playing the Beatles around me. No, it just didn't happen. But I guess also I grew up in a Latin household and I'm like, we were listening to Bachata, not Los Beatles. But yeah, I don't even know where we were going with that

because this has nothing to do with the original topic of this episode. I just went on a tangent about the Beatles sucking ass. But the original topic of this, I mean, I guess I could tie it in, like music was playing where we were. Oh, I'm so sorry sorry i have to say something yeah there are a lot of songs that were popular amongst like specifically white people that i do not relate to as kids and every time it comes on in a club or a party i just act like i know the lyrics and i'm like i have heard this song maybe five times and each time it was at a party like this where it was like a lot of white people who were like

screaming it at the top of their lungs having the time of their life i can't even think of the song and that's how i know i genuinely don't know it it's like it's very like uh that song was like i just get done it's killing me oh yeah i don't think i've ever heard that song in the daylight. Like, never in my life. Why does everyone know that fucking song? And everyone loves it. And I'm like, I can play and act like I'm supposed to. What is that fucking song called?

Kai, what's that song called? I just can't stop killing me. It's killing me. It's the killers. The thing is, I went through an alternative phase, so I feel like that should be on the docket. I love Arctic Monkeys, so I should know that. We just learned about music in other places.

Under my ball sack. I just have all of my files under my ball sack. You know it starts. Mr. Brightside by The Killers. Oh. Which is like a classic song that everybody knows. Oh. I'm thinking of a different song.

I'm like, Mr. Brightside. Mr. Blue Sky. Is that the Beatles? No, that's Yellow Magical Orchestra. Oh, no, no, no. Bring Me the Light. No. OP. Mr. the Light. No.

OP. Mr. Brightside. Fuck, what is that? God, what is that fucking song? Mr. Brightside. Electric Light. Electric Light Orchestra. I was close.

Yeah, I was like, Yellow Magic Orchestra. That's like that other group that I'm thinking. And I was like, I would know that if that was from them. But it was, they have a spaceship on there. But you know, it starts in my toes. Let me wrinkle my nose. Wherever it goes. I do know that. I guess I'm like hella pushing off white culture.

I'm like, hey there Delilah, what's it like in New York City? I'm a thousand miles away. Why doesn't no one put that on in the club? Because it's like sad. Exactly. We need a club when you're sad. Oh my fucking God. That's actually a great idea.

That's called like a fucking dive bar. That's what that is. That's what a dive bar is. It's literally what a dive bar is. And they have a jukebox so you can go fucking play the sad songs. Sad shitty music. Okay. Okay, let's get into the topic of this video.

My big balls. Or this podcast. i'm so sorry one more thing i just realized if i your big balls yes because if i injected enough fat into my vulva my lips would fall like a pair of balls now what if i slapped the shit out of you? The roles have been reversed. Because what the fuck? Think about it.

No, I'm thinking about it. But like, I mean, it makes sense. But like in... Okay. I'm itching. I'm itching. I'm itching. You're making me itchy.

Okay. So the topic of today was our big night out yeah um and i guess i'll let you start it because i barely remember half of it and also it starts with me yeah it starts with you okay so me and drew have an issue where we get invited out a lot. Well, we used to get invited out all the time. But as we became hermits, we would just never show up. So we stopped being invited out and we fully fell out of that like social like activity of going out. And people don't ask us to go to parties anymore because it's like, bitch, we never go. So people would like invite us and then we just wouldn't show up so also it was peak pandemic but another conversation but keep going

um but no even before that we had like stopped for a while i guess before pandemic we were kind of getting back into it but we hadn't like made our footing yet as like we're back to it so it's it as things started like opening back up we weren't it was silence it was radio silence and it was hurtful and you know who you are and all of you know who you are me like they're listening I mean if they were real lovers of us

they're not even inviting us to the party they're not listening to the podcast wait I have a burp stuck and it's like hurting you need me to suck it out? I can help you. Oof, that was like vomit. Mmm.

Ooh, it smells like, um, toast. It was acidic. Mmm. Mmm. I'm about to shit myself also. I'm about to shit and throw up. Okay. Um, so recently I've been way more social.

Drew, shut the fuck up because it's like overpowering my words. Ew, that was so gross. You looked like a little kid. Sorry. And then you picked your nose. It itched. I didn't pick it. It itched.

So recently I've been a lot more social. Does it feel like life is in slow motion right now? Like the last like 30 minutes, has it felt like slow motion for you yes and no it felt like very quick weirdly for me I feel like I'm in slow motion oh shut up okay you made me lose my train of thought you fucking idiot oh okay so recently I've personally been a lot more social like anytime someone invites me out I'm like I, I go, I go, I go. But there's one homie who has been inviting me out to parties and stuff. And I always say no.

But it's usually because the timing is awful. Literally one of the nights, I had come home after a shoot and was sobbing on the couch. And then I was invited to a party. And I was like, I literally can't go. I'm in a depressive state on my couch right now. I'm sinking into the abyss. But I got invited again and quinn also got invited so i was like you know what if quinn's going i'll go like like that is like a safety friend who i'm like i know this friend who's going other than like if drew wants to go and at this point we i didn't know if drew wanted

to go because we had both been running around and working all day so i was like there's a chance we don't go and i was honestly fucking dreading it because i was so exhausted like yeah i was actually surprisingly like the roles were reversed normally it's like india does or it wants to go out and i don't but this time i was kind of like rooting for going out i was kind of like i missed the last two outings because i just didn't want to go and now like i have this opportunity to go like i'm kind of excited but i'm not want to go and now like i have this opportunity to go like i'm kind of excited but i'm not pushing it for it but like i was like yeah i'll go out which is like surprising now for me but um yeah yeah i was literally so fucking exhausted i was like i don't

want to go but i knew deep in my heart i was like this will probably be the last time i'm ever invited out before if you say no. If I don't show up. Because every time I'm like, no, no, no, no. And I made a comment to them. I was like, one of these days I'm going to ask for an invite though. And I fucking expect to get it. Even though I keep saying no.

But I obviously know that like, it's like when you hit up a homie who like doesn't even reply to you. You're going to stop hitting them up. Yeah. So I was like, I need to do this to show that i am the kind of person who will follow through on these social activities and also i'm invited also we were kind of like this is like the beginning of our socialite era like we want to be like little socialites kind yeah i like i literally have envy of quinn because i don't know how fucking quinn Quinn does it but Quinn is genuinely like to me like Paris Hilton status of social life like she she's like she knows everybody she's always there she's always on the scene like everybody's talking to her like she knows

literally everyone and I'm like wow that's crazy but also like I feel like Quinn was like kind of made for that and like I'm I'm looking at kind of like I want to be that so bad but like I can't I don't know if I have the brain capacity to do that but we'll see i'll push myself to do it so yeah whatever whatever i'm like ranting at this point but basically we go out to eat because we're like this is very important we very very important we eat a girthy bowl of fucking ramen like yeah ramen and i have like way too much sushi i eat eat good. Like I eat a bowl of ramen, two pork buns. Like my stomach was full. Like it wasn't like I had an empty stomach.

We had like a ready foundation for alcohol to be poured on top. And like I've said in an earlier video, I mean, I guess you can already understand. Like you're kind of putting the pieces together and seeing where this is going. But like I go out. In purge. In purge. Like, two, three, four times a year, like, I go out and it's not fun. Like, for anybody but myself.

And even for myself, it's not fun. It's just, like, literally getting it all out. But I was like, no. Like, I'm not doing that. I'm just going to have a social night. Like I'm just going to be like a 20-something-year-old who doesn't fucking drink until they black out. I'm going to have a good time. Like I'm going to enjoy myself.

I'm going to remember the night. I'm going to drink lightly. We're not buying drinks at the club. We don't know if there's going to be drinks there. But I'm going to make sure that I'm not over drinking because it's just I don't want to there's gonna be drinks there but i'm gonna make sure that i'm not over drinking because it's just i don't want to feel like fucking garbage yeah literally both of us were like okay because also like i've been going out often and i've like kind of perfected like that if there is drinks like i'm good at being like no i'll have like one or two and like I'll be chill and I can like rest there.

And that's even if drinks are free. Like I had gone to an event like a few nights before and it was like this open bar situation. I was like, oh, everyone's drinking. It's like a socially thing. So like, okay, I'll have like a drink, like nothing too crazy. I'm going to make it back home like sane and in one piece and like whatever. So in my head i was like i can do that tonight too and we even took the precaution of we this i think this is where

we fucked up we should not have pre-gamed here because we each had like three shots before we left the house which and it was like within like 30 minutes like it wasn't it wasn't like pacing ourselves it was three shots in like 30 minutes um but in my defense i am terrible in social situations like like i'm so unenjoyable and disgusting and like really cannot communicate with people and like that is just exasperated by like loud music and people that i am like intimidated by or in love with um so the fear of going out without a shot in me like genuinely like i i wouldn't have gone if like we were like no pregame but like now for now on no pregame like genuinely yeah especially if we there's a possibility of free drinks because we got there and we i literally left my cards here because drew has good self-control where like he won't

buy something if he like set in his mind that he won't i don't especially if i'm like drunk i'll be like i'll buy drinks like drinks for everyone i don't care like everyone like let's go so i left my cards here because we were like we're not buying anything we get there there are free drinks and bottle service and i don't know it's just like service in the club and we just got too drunk i don't i i personally don't think i got too drunk like i've been told that even when i'm like, dude, I am so drunk right now that I handle myself pretty well. And it's, like, rare that I'm, like, to the point of, like, slurring words or anything like that. But that night I was drunk enough that in the videos I took and I, like, watched, I'm like, oh, I was, like, I was drunk.

And I don't like seeing that I was drunk. That's gross. Yeah, so I'll take over the story from here um because it's kind of now it's your journey fucking roller coaster so this is my version of the story we take three shots at the house before we leave we get into the uber i'm feeling myself like i i'm like before we got the uber drew's like oh i'm not drunk yet and then he opens the door to the Uber. He's like, hey. It's fucked up. I'm feeling myself.

It's naughty. It's not looking so good so far. So then I get to the club. We're waiting outside. I have zero anxieties. I'm like, yes, my plan is working. I can communicate with people. Whatever.

We get in. We get led through the fucking gross dance thing. I don't fucking know to this like table and like immediately are served like a drink. And like I take the shot and I'm like, OK, that's it. Like, I'm going to chill. I'm going to chill here. Like, please. And then for some reason, I just kept kept getting past drinks like whether it was like in your drink like she's like take a sip of this or like quinn was like i'm done with this drink like finish this like whatever so i would just like do that and then i became the garbage disposal of the night um and like i'm literally so stingy i was like i'm not letting like whatever like this

is like whatever it's become this like i can I can't control it. Like the train has moved, left the station. Like, I'm going to just go for it. And I like really tried to withhold, like I tried with all my might to just not let this happen, but like, it just, I kept getting served drinks. And then we're sitting at this other table, like just being rowdy, rambunctious, like idiots, like try, I think I like try to embarrass myself in the club. Like, I'm like, y'all take yourselves like try to embarrass myself in the club like i'm like y'all take yourselves too serious i'm gonna be the fool like the jester but yes so we're uh drinking

i'm drinking too much um i don't even like saying that because like i didn't drink too much i don't know how it like i don't know how this happened like Like, it literally, like. Also, to clarify, Drew has not drank in months. I think that's what it is. Like, personally. I literally think because, like, I, it's not that I've, like, been drinking a lot. But, like, because I've been, it's not like I haven't drank in, like, months. Like, I've been having, like, a drink every now and then. And, like, a few drinks.

And, like, getting close to being drunk often enough that like i can go past the point of being drunk and be fine because my body is like i can handle this but your body has literally not consumed alcohol for so long yeah i like hey like i'm i'm sober man i'm sober here no see no say no evil man that's my life um that's not the saying isn't that hear no say no see no evil that's what hear no say no see no evil so yeah we're just clowns in the club like i like i like making people look at me and laugh at me um and yeah i don't care to look like a fool we're all fools we're literally drunk's so embarrassing. It's like my way of getting the attention. Like other people do other things like look sexy, like do their makeup, whatever.

Like I make myself look like a monster. Yeah. So like I was saying, I don't understand how I got here. But I ended up here and in the club, like I was, I was acting normal. Like I wasn't like belligerent. I wasn't belligerent. I wasn't doing stupid shit. I wasn't acting way too drunk. I was holding my own.

And then the night's winding down. Me and Enya, like we've said before, chillers. We stay at the club or the event until fucking the last second. That is the one thing i am embarrassed about about our behaviors we like do not take a signal to just fucking go home like we will hang until the very last moment but again it's because that's what we do in our friend groups like all of our friends we hang out till the fucking crack of dawn until like our eyes are falling out of our head so we have the bad habit of in social settings doing the same thing but it doesn't read the same because we just seem

like we literally have nowhere else to be which is the truth i have nowhere else to be that's why i'm here bitch yeah um but we like showed up thinking like we're gonna be there and like we're gonna be in and out we're gonna be in and out we're gonna show face be mysterious leave bitch no no on on who's fucking accord not mine because then um it's like okay it's time to go and i like hand in my phone and i'm like call it like call the fucking uber like azul's eating the plant oh no oh my fucking god because i know he was destroying it was he destroying it which leaf was it gore because I know he was destroying it. Was he destroying it? I explained that.

Which leaf was it? Mama! Are you going to leave the update of Azul? Yes. Oh my god. Whatever. Azul just constantly ruins my life. Someone else commented, I literally can't tell if Drew's obsessed with Azul or wants constantly like ruins my life and like literally just like someone else commented was like I literally can't tell if Drew's like obsessed with Azul

or wants her gone both like I literally love Azul with my whole heart and that's my fault that it was there but yeah I hand India the phone and I'm like oh like I'm feeling it like I'm starting to like

lose oh he's evil I hand any of the phone and I'm like, oh, like I'm feeling it. Like I'm starting to like lose. He's back. Oh, he's evil. Can you just put it like some. Yeah, maybe just put it on the phone. Dude, oh my God. He just like ruined the whole podcast for me um so i hand in my phone give him like

i'm like call it uber like i'm starting to like lose consciousness at this point like i'm starting to like lose touch with reality what's so crazy is you seemed so normal like granted i was also like very drunk and i did see a video of both of us after and i was like i never need to see us that drunk again and i'm like dancing on you and I was like, oh my God, ew. Also, no wonder people think we're dating. Like we like fucking grind and fuck each other in clubs. But it's just fun. No, yeah, it is.

And that's how people in Miami, that's how we show love. You grind on everybody you claim to love. Exactly. But LA people wouldn't understand that. My Miami girl right here would understand me you shaking my hand off I get into the Uber it's

immediately bad immediately I collapse I am paralyzed I can't feel my limbs I'm not in my head I can't say words limbs. I'm not in my head. I can't say words. I'm sweating the most.

Dude, so much. The most sweat I've ever created in my entire life. I'm like just out of every pore of my body, like literally dripping sweat. And I'm like getting cooled. Like I'm cold at this point, like because AC is blowing on me. Like it's fucked up. Like it's starting to look really bad. I'm literally, Drew, we get in the car and I think it's fine

and I go to get on my phone. And next thing I know, Drew's head is in my hand. I'm literally holding him up and my hand is getting covered in sweat. My hand is wet from him. All the alcohol is dripping out of his pores. I think his body was literally like get it out get it out and i was just holding him yeah and i have no thoughts in my head like i'm i i i feel sick so i'm like i'm sick but i'm not saying like i'm like i can't i

can't communicating anything yeah i can't speak't speak. It's looking really, really bad. Oh, actually, you know, now that I think about it, you did ask twice, like, how far? Like, how far? Like, you got, like, those words out. Because I remember going out loud and looking forward and being like, we're, like, three minutes. You're okay. It's, like, three minutes. Like, you're going to be good.

Thank God for that Uber. Dude, yeah, that Uber was speed fucking racing because he knew. But like, I think it was less so much about your safety, but more like get this motherfucker out of my car because I know he's going to puke everywhere. Like, um, so we pull up to the crib and like light clockwork. I opened the door and I just projectile vomit all over myself. Like literally neon red because we drank fucking Fanta for a chaser and like, uh, ramen just all over myself like literally neon red because we drank fucking fanta for a chaser and like uh ramen just all over me like i can't think i'm not thinking i just get out of the car i just like

yeah you fall out and i'm like crawling behind him i i'm like thank you so much i'm so sorry like no vomit got in the car but he was like no it's okay like please be safe like it's okay i understand and i was like i'm so sorry and like i just like pushed drew the rest out of the car but he was like no it's okay like please be safe like it's okay i understand and i was like i'm so sorry and like i just like pushed drew the rest out of the car yeah so i immediately collapsed on the floor out front of our house like it's 2 a.m i'm dead like legitimately dead like i can't move i can't think i can't speak words like genuinely so fucked up and then i continue just vomiting. Like it was so throwing up all over the place. Like it's it's really not looking good.

And then I start like like starting. I'm starting to freak out. Like I've never felt like this in my entire life. Like I know what being too drunk feels like, but I have never felt this feeling before where like my I'm like I'm like cognitive, but I can't say words and I can't move my body. So I'm starting to panic and I'd like I'm like begging for an ambulance. I'm like, take me to the hospital. Like, please, someone like and then Inya calls Josh and gets Josh out there. But Josh can't take me to the hospital and Inya can't take me to the hospital because she's too drunk. And I'm, like, begging.

I'm, like, please call a fucking ambulance. And I'm just, like, assessing. And, like, me and Josh are just standing there looking at his dead body. But also. Y'all are, like, he doesn't need a fucking ambulance. Like, he doesn't need an ambulance. No, because listen to this shit. In the middle of all of this, what Drew's leaving out is that every few minutes he would go, video, video.

So we were, like, you are the most annoying person ever I didn't know the reason why in my head I was like I need a video of me like this so I can remember this because I was 1000% like for sure blacked out and I was like I need a video of this so I can be embarrassed by myself so I never do this again because this is wrong in every sense of the word like also like i wanna don't make it seem like we're bad fucking people because we i was just i felt in the moment i felt like it i was like i was like no and i was more cognitive than you because i was standing on my own two fucking feet and i'm the one who called josh because i was like when from my perspective when you got out of the uber and you fell on the floor i was like stop this motherfucker is about

to die and i'm gonna have to kill myself on top of his dead stupid fucking body and i was so pissed because i was like i am too drunk to like assess this fully because i could either like go into full panic or i could like stay calm and be like all right let me like actually look at this through a non-panicked like hypochondriac lens and i was looking at you and you were like turning you were like throwing up and i bitch also a round of applause for me because i fucking hate vomit it makes me want to kill myself and like i usually when my friends i'm so sorry i'm the worst person ever when my friends are like so drunk that they're throwing up i'm like good luck yeah like and usually orion's around and i'm like mommy will

help you daddy's going to bed like yeah i'm clocking out. But no one else was there. So I was, like, I was helping you. I was making sure you didn't continue throwing up on yourself. I was, like, grabbing your head and, like, moving you like a little. I said, put me on my side. I can't move. You were, like, don't let me die. And I was, like, I'm above you.

You're not going to die. I'm begging at this point. I'm, like, please, like, don't let me die. Like, take me to the hospital. Like, call an ambulance I I'm like I have good insurance like I know it sounds scary but please like I genuinely don't want to die on this sidewalk and Inya and Josh are like oh like fuck like maybe there is something actually wrong with him trying to get him up and he literally like would not move and he would

just be rolling and like grow like groaning and like would take like and like taking these weird breaths we were like stop he's dying but then i refused to call an ambulance i was i remember i had this vivid thought i was like i feel so bad for india and josh because like they're not gonna take me to the hospital and i'm gonna die on this sidewalk and that is gonna haunt them for the rest of their lives. And I genuinely was freaked out. I was like, this is so bad. So then I started, like, being like, please, please, please, please, please, please, please.

And then I did the staring thing. And that's what. No, that wasn't until we were already at the ER. You didn't stare at us. You were just. When you were on the floor. See, I don't remember the fucking timeline. See, yeah.

When you were on the floor, you literally, like. It was just really confusing. Because you were still when you were i don't remember the fucking timeline yeah when you were on the floor you literally like it was just really confusing because you were still like laughing because i think i was trying to i was trying not to scare y'all that i was like i'm gonna just put a smile on my face because i don't want them to be scared but i need to be at the hospital and then you and you the other thing was our friend this happened to them the night before that they didn't have like that much to drink but they were literally vomiting like all fucking night and were completely like dying yeah and the night before i panicked at that and i was like i think he needs to go to the hospital because he should not be throwing that up that much i've like seen people really fucked up and never do i see

them throw up that much and you were throwing up the same amount so in my head I was like calm because that person woke up the next day and was like I feel completely fine like I don't know what happened to me but I feel fine so I was like calm in that aspect and also I was like bitch I don't know much about insurance but I know damn well your insurance is not covering a fucking ambulance fee and I know Drew because there have been multiple times where he has been like call like call an ambulance and then the next day been like if you called an ambulance i would be so fucking pissed at you so i was like i'm not calling an ambulance so i was like okay who is like a reliable person who i know is awake right

now and like is like smart and like can handle this and like it's close and i was like i'm gonna call kai and he's literally behind the camera like moving his fucking arms around so i called kai and i was like and he i facetimed him because i wanted to see if the lights were on and shit and lo and behold the lights were on in his scary room i bet he was using his fucking iphone to watch tv um that's to keep going um i was like i just showed him drew and i was like you need to help us like i don't even know what i said to kai on the phone i was like we need help and he was like yeah i'm coming so kai hung up and he's like driving over and me and josh are literally just like for everyone watching this is literally how i was standing looking at him because i was just

like really drunk and had my boots on still and i was just like like come on man and also like I was being selfish I was like I was like I know he's not gonna die can we just like can I go to sleep like can you can like the men not on my watch the men handle this not on my watch um Kai got there tried to get drew inside drew wouldn't go inside you kept begging kai to take him to the er like begging i just didn't want to die like okay that's how i know that like like i'm not actually like okay i i'm not actually suicidal because in moments where i'm gonna die i have like still a fight for life like i still want to live well also like to be great to dying like that would be so fucking embarrassing humiliating we get invited to like a club and there's free drinks and we don't know how to act and you fucking die i would blame it on them i

would write it in my note the girl you'd be dead i would blame it on them for you. Yeah, thank you. So Kai gets there. I run upstairs to change out of my fucking silly little hoe ass outfit because I'm literally standing on the sidewalk in the shortest skirt and a see-through shirt. So I run upstairs, change, take my makeup off, come back downstairs, and I grab a hydro flask full of water because I'm a good drunk and I'm like, I need water because I need to sober up. So I run downstairs. I get grab a hydro flask full of water because I'm a good drunk and I'm like I need water because I need to sober up like so I like run downstairs I get in the car

also I'm drunk enough that bitch I took another L for you because I it took I would I don't know if Kai realized I got so silent in those car rides because I literally had to put my head down and just like think about my own existence because I was like I'm gonna start throwing up next because I've

seen so much vomit today and I'm so drunk and i was so car sick and my vomit and it was all over me from touching drew and it was all over uh it just like it stained the air like it was like all over his face it was dude no it was it was bad like i was like foam like there was like foam on my fucking chin like it was gross and nasty like the photos after i was like foam like there was like foam on my fucking chin like it was gross and nasty like the photos after i was like dude like this is that was not chill like i don't know what the fuck i was on but like that was not chill um so they like take me to the hospital we pull up um i'm still immobile i can't move i'm starting i'm like cognitive like i i have like no no no at this point i'm there's nothing like going on in my head i'm just like a rag doll like i'm there's nothing going yeah and we're like

starting to actually get worried because you would like i feel like usually when people are really drunk as time goes on they get better like after that first throw up they usually start sobering up and like getting back to normal but drew was not getting back to normal he was like continuously throwing up and just like losing like life behind his eyes so we were like oh shit like he needs to be seen and of course the er is being hella fucking mean to us like all the nurses are being so fucking mean to us because we're like these 20 year olds who just pulled up and we're like, hey, our friend is like really, really fucked up. And they're like, from what?

And we're like, OK, he was drinking, but we are. You should have just said I overdosed. You should have been like. I know we should have fucking lied. But I was I was just like. Oh, my God. Imagine they like shot me with fucking Narcan or something. And they were like, OK, he's good.

Go. Send him home but we were insinuating we were like we weirdly feel like it's something more because he's not we've never seen him act this way or whatever and they're just like rolling their eyes at us they i fill out all his shit they're like you've been here before and i'm like he's been here before like what hospital are we at like it was the most random hospital ever um i just be going to the hospital i know you literally just go to the er like you do it all the time i don't care i don't know anybody who's gone to like emergency care more than you like you've gone so often i go like twice a year

what i would i would argue three in 2019 it was a lot i'm just like scared of my health um so but two of the times in 2019 were literally because my shit was impacted from constipation and i needed it to be i literally like you couldn't pay me to go to the er i'd rather like be like borderline dying in my bedroom before i imagine imagine this in 2019 two times out of the year, Drew laying on his side, doctor going in with shovels scooping shit out so I can spray shit out of my ass because the magnesium didn't work. That's my life. So we like I fill out all his shit and like, dude, there's the funniest picture that we need to put. And Kai took it. It's like me, Josh and Drew.

Like, I love that picture so much like me josh holding the bag fucking angry because he was like having like such a peaceful night i know i'm throwing up into the bag inya's filling out my paperwork it's an iconic photo so we're like in there whatever and then they keep trying to talk to me and i'm also so drunk i'm like he needs help like i don't i don't know what else to say i don't know if kai spoke to them or what like i kind of don't have like pure recognition of what i said but i was like he needs help he won't stop throwing up um and i dude i kept i fully forgot that we had eaten so i kept going i remember that you were like, when did you eat last? Drew, when was the last meal you had?

Drew, tell me, when did you eat? And in my brain, I was like, I ate ramen with you four hours ago. I totally forgot. Because I was drunk, so I was like, oh my god, my friend, you need water. He needs food. He needs hydration and food to soak up the alcohol. And I just kept saying that. But I told him that. that i was like i don't know the last time he ate i don't know if he's had enough water i don't know if he's like suffering from alcohol poisoning but he won't stop throwing up um we tried to get him in the house we he like is fully immobile and we don't

know what to do with him she just looked at me and she was like well it's five hour away i was like are you kidding me and she was like yeah and i was like even if he's sitting here throwing up constantly like because also bitch if you were dying from alcohol poisoning and you were sitting behind me continuously puking you would have died in the goddamn lobby yeah um granted there's like motherfuckers like hobbling around with one foot in there there's gunshot victims like walking they're like a fully healthy 23 year old who had too much to drink or like gunshot the lady who like is about to lose her foot give birth in the lobby like which which one um but yeah and then they were

like five hours and kai and me and josh all looked at each other and we were like sidebar we're gonna take him home we're gonna put him in the fucking bathroom and if he lives he lives if you know and we were like we're just gonna take him home and we're gonna watch him because like originally we were gonna leave you at the hospital and be like all right we'll come back like we can go to sleep and like come back and he'll be like alive we're gonna leave me in the lobby i don't know what the like actual plan was no not leaving you in the lobby in my head you would get checked in and they would start taking care of you and then i'd be like we could go home i could go to sleep leaving you in the lobby. In my head, you would get checked in and they would start taking care of you. And then I'd be like, we could go home.

I could go to sleep, wake up in the morning, come make sure he's alive. And they would tell me if he's dead. But now what was happening was we fully had to fucking sit with you until goddamn almost six in the morning. And like, make sure you were breathing. And Drew was so dead. Like when Kai went to go get the car there was a moment where he this is the moment you remember and we were talking about it's like there was a moment he had like his eyes were not glossy like they weren't even glossed over they

were literally like fogged over like you looked like you had that like disease old people get when they're like starting to lose their beauty and i was like is there vomit in his eyes like why is it like that and like me and josh were just staring at you like in this wheelchair like dying and you're like literally like like this and like looking up at us and we were just like staring at you and me and josh literally were like two people who aren't in the right state of mind to like fully make like a good solid grounding of if this person is going to live or not. And we were looking at each other and we're like, I think he's going to be okay. And we were just looking at you and we're like, he looks fucking dead though. And you were just staring at us, not saying a word. Like you were just staring at us not saying a word like you were just staring at us like and just looking at you like there was genuinely a moment where i was like

my best friend is going to die tonight like you kept saying i remember you said you're like drew like you can't fucking die because like the podcast the podcast relies on you i remember you said that out loud and i was like oh it's like she cares about me that's how i just shows her care i'm like don't fuck with my money bitch me don't fuck with my money yeah what money um also wait this is such a like a tidbit to throw in there why the fuck did no one tell us that we accidentally had 20 ads on the goddamn yeah y'all were watching 20 fucking ads an episode like are you deranged like it was automatically posting it on the episodes. Like, all the ads. And we went to go look because we were like, oh, shit, we finally got monetized.

Every single episode had 20 ads. Psycho. But, yeah, I made it home. They carried me upstairs. They put me on the floor of the bathroom. Set me up nice with like a lavender scented trash bag like i was uh continuing to vomit and dry heave on the floor of the bathroom and i just knocked out and everybody left and checked on me periodically and i woke up the next

day and i felt amazing that's the craziest part is I was like maybe 3% hungover. But then nighttime came and I wanted to die. I felt like I genuinely. Well, also we were like we're not eating like correctly. We like ate like fucking monsters. Like we should have had a proper good meal that next day. And we literally each had half of Chipotle. And then at night came together and had one half together.

Yeah. And ate really, really dry overnight oats with that. Yeah. Each had half of Chipotle and then at night came together and had one half together. Yeah. And ate really, really dry overnight oats with that. Yeah. And then McDonald's French fries for dinner. I woke up the next morning actually and I felt so good that I hopped in the bath and I took a bath. I know. When I woke up at like noon, Kai texted me.

He was like, is he alive? And I went and checked and there he was just like snug as a bug yeah i i i woke up at like 7 a.m and hopped in the bath chugged some water and went to my bed and slept till 1 30 dude it was so insane also um i literally showered over drew's dead body like because he was in the bathroom and we couldn't get him out of the bathroom because we were like we we didn't want to move into the bathroom because we were like, we didn't want to move him to the bed because we were like, we don't want him to throw up all over his shit. So he was in the bathroom and we would check up on him for like an hour. At this point, it's like 4 a.m. And we're like checking up on his dead body.

And he's like, we're like, he's alive. We go and like stare at him and like see if he's breathing. Dude, we would be like, Drew, Drew, dead, like fully out, knocked out um and i needed to fucking shower i was not going to sleep covered in his goddamn puke so i was like you know what what's the worst that could happen drew could look up and see my fucking coochie like he's so drunk he wouldn't remember seeing my coochie anyways it was one of the most magical moments of my life oh you saw no um but yeah i literally like his dead body was like kind of like there was a corner where his back was turned and i just like stood behind him and like got undressing through my clothes and like was in the shower and was washing my

hair and like would look down and there he was like dead i genuinely have zero recollection of that i know because you were genuinely so knocked out. I was shocked that you couldn't hear like the water fucking smashing on the ground next to your head. It was probably splashing on me. Genuinely zero percent remember that. It was probably soothing, the sound of water. But yeah, and then I went to bed and I was fully fine and I was vibing. Woke up H-Po-Le.

Had the alcohol shits. And yeah, that was our night. That was our big night out. And that's why we need to go out more so that when we do go out, it doesn't turn into that. Or not me. I've been living my social life. Like, I've been a social girl.

No more staying inside for Enya. Enya's going out. I say that like I didn't commit to being a hermit for the rest of this week I was like I can't do that ever again that is the story of how I lost my mind I'm still not fully recovered like I have had like a brain fog hangover for the last four days um that's why you need to like go and experience social settings more often so you don't like fully so I'm constantly in a brain fog no i don't know the difference because this is what happens you you get you finally are like fuck it i'll go out but because you haven't been out in so long you're like purging and then you purge and then you're

like in like fucking ketosis like zombie land for like four days and then you're like i'm never doing that again because that's what it leads to and i can't experience that again but i'm like girl if you went out when i went out when i invited you out we would go out it wouldn't be that bad sometimes it's like socially overstimulating and then although this is like awful i feel bad i don't want to like be the person who's like um what's it called like i i don't want to like make it seem like you have to have a drink when you're like socially anxious because i know that can like lead people down a bad path and you do not have to rely on that because sometimes that's literally why I don't go sometimes I just bite the bullet and I like get through like the first like 20 minutes of like social anxiety but then once you're comforted

and grounded in the space you're like oh this is fully fine like I've done the dd-ing and like been out with friends and like where i'm fully sober and i'm like there and i'm like this is very overstimulating and i can't carry a conversation and i'm screaming over the people i'm talking to and not letting them talk because i'm so nervous and i don't want to be silent and make them think i'm panicking so i'm talking way too much um but then once you've done that to like three people and harm three people mentally like that you can move on for the rest of the night and be a normal person emotional terrorist um for me i like my purge i know it's not fun for everybody it's only fun for me it's fun it's fun for me

because i still had a good time yeah um but i do my purging once twice a year uh probably never again and i'm good with that and we want you in social settings girl i'm a hermit see but the thing is now i go out and i get my stories and where are your stories um well i think that's the episode the moral of the story is um means you're gonna have like the nastiest sloppiest sex just be careful um with who you surround yourself with because they will let you die on the sidewalk we didn't though like we didn't i called i called papa kai and he came and he took care no i am so grateful for the friends i have because um i would have slept on the sidewalk and probably been kidnapped um had they not been there and been genuinely

kind people so thank you guys for um making sure i was all right because you know i'd probably do the same for you probably when i would 1000 do the same for you see the thing is the thing is like i can handle my liquor and i would never be on the fucking sidewalk somewhere that's the difference between people like me and you like i can get fucked up and i make it in the house i whatever man you're just like i've literally only been that blackout once and orion carried me to bed like mommy mama mama orion um let's do media yeah we have to hurry because i'm actually about to shit myself but can i go first so i can go shit and you can finish the podcast by yourself like i'm actually about to shit myself um i wanna sounds cool and be like so this is what i've been listening to this week like here are my like little things but i've been listening to so much drake the past week crazy i've been

listening to drake which not is isn't like inherently not cool but like compared to me sitting up here and being like here's this like underground like random artist like go learn a little go learn something i'm like uh i've been listening to drake i've been listening to a lot of bryson tiller and then i've been listening to like two of the most popular fucking artists in the world i'm like go take a gander like go listen and then many times by dijon and superstars by eve's tumor those songs back to back make me feel like I could grab a human and rip all of their fucking

bones apart from the cartilage. It makes me feel so powerful driving and that and screaming it and I be hitting the fucking ceiling and I'm like screaming my goddamn lungs out. It's awesome to watch what happens yeah and watches it

because i i don't let anybody get away from what i'm listening to i literally opened robin hood instead of letterbox by accident um and then i haven't watched any movies written at any books and i'm gonna go shit all right bye i'll carry it I'll carry it to the end so nice okay now that my feet are exposed my media for the week my songs

are Gango by BK the Ruler great song makes me feel like Location by Playboiboy cardi it's just so beautiful um and happy um and then uh you want to see me dead because of my house by viper uh really just depressing song um awesome production but just like really repetitive whatever it's awesome just go listen to it and

i'm possible or impossible by figurine um it's my newest video but it just makes me really happy and it makes me happy to be alive um and then also go watch squid games it is legitimately so fucking good um i mean like i feel like it's kind of predictable but like also it's just fucking awesome and i know i'm preaching to the choir at this point um but yeah it's fantastic and was very very refreshing and just ripped my fucking heart out 36 times see i love I love when a TV show kills people you love. Because I like feeling the pain of that. But that is Emergency Intercom. Leave me the fuck alone.

And never speak to me again. Thank you.