Emergency Intercom - Drew’s twin sister makes him cry

Episode Date: September 1, 2023

Drew’s crying episode. Madeline joins the podcast to discuss being mother goose boots while they collectively make fun of how bizarre drew was and is. This episode is sponsored by Better Help Visit https://BetterHelp.com/INTERCOM today to get 10% off your first month. Go to https://www.Zocdoc.com/INTERCOM and download the Zocdoc app for FREE. Then find and book a top-rated doctor today. Get a 60-day free trial at https://www.shipstation.com/emergency. Thanks to ShipStation for sponsoring the show! Follow Enya on Insta: @EnyaUmanzor Follow Drew on Insta: @DrewPhillips09 To listen to the podcast on YouTube: bit.ly/EmergencyIntercomPodYT Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: bit.ly/EmergencyIntercom If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: bit.ly/EmergencyIntercom Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hey Spotify, this is Javi. My biggest passion is music. And it's not just sounds and instruments. It's more than that to me. It's a world full of harmonies with chillers. From streaming to shopping, it's on Prime. I got it this time. Welcome to this episode of Emergency Intercom. Today, I am by the two scariest people ever who came out of the same vagina.

Yes. I'm really scared. Vagina. Are you going to do an introduction? Or like what? Introduce yourself. Who are you? Who are you?

I'm Drew's sister. Twin sister. What's your name? Madeline. Okay. Ew, y'all act like you just met. Like I'm confused. I don't even know who this woman is.

Like we're faking. We just found her. She was a doppelganger who a fan took a picture of and we were like, we need her on. We just picked her up from Skid Row. By the way, I laugh a lot. Just know I'm going to laugh a ton. That's really fucked up, actually.

We don't like that over here. Just don't laugh. Just don't laugh. Try Not to Laugh Challenge! Those have never been good. In the history of try not to laugh challenge compilations on youtube they have never been i've never once laughed at a try not to laugh compilation unless i'm in it unless i'm in it this conversation is giving like would you wear like a like a dead person what does he say oh hell no hell no there are these two guys who're

like i don't even know if they actually had a podcast they did but we couldn't find full episodes of it was like snippets on tiktok and like they would sit across the table from each other and the questions they were asking each other were so bad like they weren't good and it was like would you ever wear like um like vintage clothes and the other guy was like like clothes a dead person wore and he was like oh hell no and that was the entire clip and they were being dead serious and it's literally one of my favorite tiktoks ever because the dude the way he said oh hell no it's so fucking funny like it's so monotone yeah but welcome back to emergency intercom this is my lovely twin sister madeline there you go we thought um we might bring her on

and just share a couple funny stories about me and uh see where it goes see where this episode takes us how are you enjoying la this time it's not your first time here no we had fun it was with our daughter for the first time we have a almost seven month old my twin sister is literally pregnant and i'm literally mother yeah i'm here wearing a fucking supreme box logo shirt like something is seriously wrong you said that i was pregnant oh sorry wasn't i supposed to say that wasn't i supposed to say that wasn't i supposed to say that you're so annoyed do you wait they have should we cut that no one knows yet no one knows it's triplets they're getting a tlc show maybe you know something that i don't know no

because i predicted your pregnancy i knew it was first to know yeah i was pregnant i literally knew like i was like calling everybody i was like something is seriously off in the world right now There is a weird ass energy going on and I called everyone even called Steven and I was like is not I'm fucking pregnant and Steven probably was like bone white like no we were both like Yeah, we were just yeah sure We're y'all not saying anything because you wanted to do like a thing where you tell everybody? We were waiting to make sure that everything was good with the pregnancy first. Because you normally wait like 12 weeks before you announce.

But, oh. Oh, what? Wait, we both got a clap. We both got a clap. Oh, we both got a clap this episode. No, we both got one in, yeah. Drew has an ongoing joke that I like to get in the clap before him and I like low-key do. Like, I like to get the clap in and I like to be like, welcome back to the sub.

Okay, why didn't I get to do the clap? Clap. Clap for the heavyweight champ. Me. Couldn't do it all alone. We. Is 12 weeks three months? Yeah.

Or am I tripping? Damn, that's a long time to not say anything. You don't typically find out until you're about five five, six weeks. Okay. So it's not really that long. But yeah, we wanted to wait until actually our eight-week appointment to start telling family

and friends. But we told you before we even went to the doctor, right? Yeah, because I'm really special. Because you were in town and we didn't want to tell you not in town.

Yeah, you wanted to tell me in person. And you were about to leave and so we were like, shoot, we got to do it now. Yeah, I had just gotten back from a road trip from austin and on the way to austin i was like holy shit she's pregnant because you were demonic in missouri it was crazy it was scary boots i was literally afraid of her like everyone was scared like and then like you when i got to texas like you were kind of scary still. And I was like, okay, like there's some hormones or some shit going on in there.

He's normally the dramatic one. I'm not normally dramatic. You say, oh hell no. But me, me dramatic. What? This is crazy.

You literally replied like that guy. Oh hell no. Like you literally are dramatic. I'm literally not. Y'all are psycho. So for the, for the roles to be switched was scaring him. Yeah.

Yeah, because normally he's the crazy one. But I also do, I can just sense the energy of people shifting. Like, I'm always like, there was an energy behind that comment. There was something there. Like, I can tell when someone is being, like, slick with me. Or if they mean it for real. Like, I can just tell these things and I could tell something was off i'm just like a very intuitive person like i just know you're schizophrenic i see a lot of things a lot of people don't see like people and voices in my

room and stuff so it's like really it's actually really fascinating oh you're a medium yeah we you should have that arc like like you getting people to pay you to talk to spirit i probably like actually could contact it because I literally would go on live stream for like three months straight just doing Ouija board shit. Like there's something seriously wrong. I'm haunted. Wait, at the beginning of like,

because both of y'all started YouNow. Like that's where you started, right? Or you started on GIFBoom. There was an app before instagram was even big called gif boom and it was like kit hill yeah big on there yeah it was basically just like gifs and you would go on the what was it popular page was it i'm pretty sure it's called popular page but you would literally just make gifs like there was no sound or anything and you would like make memes i vaguely remember making like a gift for two cuz

like did it ever get to a point where you could upload a video and it would make a gift of it yes okay I think like I would I definitely use it like for things like that but I know I never knew gift boom was like people were using it the way y'all I had my first like fan account like on there like it was crazy but so jealous to yeah drew I would shout drew out yeah it was crazy i was so jealous too yeah drew i would shout drew out yeah it was crazy it was crazy i was jealous as fuck because i was like damn like i want this like badly i mean i she is like the reason like i ever got into any of this shit because you were doing all those youtube videos like putting me dude there are so many fucking nasty gross cringy

videos of me like one that i vividly remember is like me putting like a hot dog on a screwdriver no it was like a paper plate and a hot dog i don't even know what we were doing but we filmed youtube videos when we were like 11 yeah it was crazy and it was like og og youtube and like it was like the part of youtube where like it was just your homies like how like normcore people use instagram now like they just post to their friends or post to their twitter just like to their homies like that's how youtube was where it was like a group of like eight of your friends all posting youtube videos back and forth to each other and i remember you doing it and then my buddy hunter and his brother would make youtube videos on their macbook with

like the macbook effects and i remember being like holy like this is so sick like i didn't know you could do this and then yeah then we just like you kept doing youtube and then you did gift boom and then went to instagram because we knew a girl in our town that had like 300 000 which was equivalent to probably like i would say five million yeah that in our town that had like 300,000, which was equivalent to probably like, I would say, 5 million. That is insane. Probably more. That's like she was the most famous person on the app. No, she was.

And she was from our town. I remember like fangirling over her or whatever. She was the OG meme girl. Like though, that one. She was the one with the boobs in the shirt. The like, hey, girls, keep your, what is it? It was something like, hey, girls, you should know, keep your boobs in your it was something like hey girls you should know keep your boobs in your shirt or something like that something along the lines but i feel like that

was like the first like viral thing that like everybody knew about it she went on dr phil like yeah she was like she was the girl and i remember you were like like friends with her because like you had like facebook or something yeah and you had like 40,000 followers and we would go to like football games like when we were like sixth grade and you and her would like key it was like really it was before what was her name sabrina to my tomato tamayo sabrina tamayo it was before that like followers were even cool like yeah it was back when it was still like okay they're probably all fucking like freaks who want to kidnap you and kill you anyways like how a normal girl takes a cute picture how i take a cute picture i have so many of them you know what's crazy is i wrote down

like in my notes last night yes yes here it is sorry Sorry to cut you off. Girls, you should know that your boobs go inside your shirt. Like, that is... I was just saying, like, this realm of, like... Da baby is mad. Poor baby. We just woke Luna up. Also, if you need to go, like, Tinder, you can. If it's Steven, dad, you can. Steven.

Yeah, Steven's actually an... She is only in there a lot. No, she is not. No, my mom is in there. No, but Steven, we talk about it all the time, how it's crazy that Steven is an actual good husband. It's not just, what is it, kinship or whatever? You're not kin-keeping. You're just literally keeping the whole thing alive by

yourself also i said to orion last night i genuinely think there needs to be a study done about even infants and their irritability because i feel like you and steven are such chill calm parents that that's why she's such a fucking happy baby because so far she has had no examples of like a tumultuous attitude yet so she's just going to be a calmer baby and more easily swayed into being happy like she doesn't learn that like type of behavior i don't know yeah like she doesn't see y'all yelling and raising your voice and like continuing that out for long periods or like ever so i feel like babies are just smart enough animals to be like okay wait like

if they're laughing and playing i'm just gonna laugh and play because i feel like a lot of parents get angry i'm tearing up thinking about her i'm i literally love that child like it's my own it's because it's like i think it's like part of my dna like or some shit like we share dna or something like it freaks me out when i look at her. I'm like, oh, that's like my child. Like it's really, really bizarre, y'all. I wish I could explain it. But yeah, no, Madeline and Steven are like great fucking parents. Like it.

I mean, it's not shocking to me, but like when y'all were having a child, I was like, damn, they're like young. But like you even said growing up, you were always like, I'm like meant to be a mother. Like people know like Madeline knew she was meant to be a mother. Like she was always so good with like the neighborhood kids or like our parents, friends, children. Like you were always taking care of babies. And also you were just like raised around children. Like, I don't know. It's crazy seeing you like be mother.

Like you're literally mother. And it's fucking crazy that there's a child in our frat house like this i know a child in this apartment literally freaks me out i'm like what is it doing here we literally last night we're watching um fortnight like we're watching y'all's like neighbor he's so good at that game. It's actually jarring. People were that good at that game, but we stayed up watching it, and then Luna woke up to be fed,

and we were sitting there while you fed Luna watching that. She's just watching. And she's just watching, and I was like, dude, this is crazy. This is literally a baby watching Fortnite. When Madeline and Steven aren't looking, well, one, I'll give her a cigarette and a beer

because she just deserves it. She needs it. She has a really stressful life. aren't looking well one i'll give her like a cigarette and a beer because she just like yeah she's had a long hard day yeah and then i'll um give her a macro dose screen time for her so i'll like put on like super cuts of like tiktok compilations sped up 300 times speed so she's like watching like five hours worth of tiktok in like three seconds just so like she understands the culture but we balance it out and we hand her like uh sylvia plath the bell jar she's already reading the bell jar believe it or not but i do look at her and i'm like oh she's a genius baby like but every parent i mean look i'm saying like i'm a parent i know you're saying like it's your kid like every parent thinks our kid is so gorgeous. No, but it's crazy.

Like, I look at her and I'm like, oh, my God, she's mine. Do you feel like an intense change in your character? Or do you feel like there's just, like, an addition to your life? I think it's just, yeah, more an addition. I feel like it's made mine and Stephen's connection way more, like, strong. Yeah, it's weird. Like, we are on a yeah we're on a whole different wavelength now like and i know that's not the situation for a lot of parents

and that's really sad my family same no i'm just kidding guys i'm kidding but it's true like it's not the norm for some people. But for us, like, it really is crazy. Like, I don't know. I think we're just such a good team. Why are you bragging? Like, you're literally just sitting there bragging.

No, I'm just kidding. But that's, like, how I would say it's kind of, like, changed is I feel like our relationship has gotten better for sure. But like I said, that is not the normal. Kids do not always fix everything. Yeah, don't do that. that don't have kids a lot of people need to hear that a lot of people need to take like oh my god i hate you you know what we should do is have a kid that'd be so fun yeah don't do that but right right no that's so. Like, I could see a child breaking me, breaking my spirits, for sure. Oh, 100%. Yeah.

100%. You love your life. I say that, but I love babies. Like, every time I'm around a baby, I'm like, I can't believe this. Yeah, you've been so good with Luna. But also, Luna's just such a good baby. She's literally a trick baby. Yeah, she is.

I feel like that's another part of it, too. Like, I feel like if she was constantly crying and stuff, and that would definitely, like, put a shot colic what my grandma one time was like yeah you just like need to have another baby to experience like having a child oh having a like a not a kids are not bad babies are not bad but having like a a bad baby yeah yeah i i know what it means because literally either of us bad babies um i don't know mom said that i wasn't but she never asked i apparently was like the most silent baby like my parents were a little freaked out by me because my brother was a normal ass baby scream cry kicked whatever was actually a fucking demon.

Like from the moment he was born, did not want to be cleaned and was always a fucking nightmare to clean. But I was just a mad silent, like didn't cry, didn't make a lot of noise. Like they would sometimes be like, is she dead? A lot has changed. A lot has changed. A lot has changed. A lot has changed. A lot has changed. No, literally, it's crazy. She says, literally, immediately after. Like, by the time I was, like, cognitive, I was a fucking crybaby freak bitch. Like, my friends would, like, my family would make fun of me. My nickname was Boogers and Cookie.

Because when I would cry, I always have gotten a lot of snot. So I'd be like, boogers, boogers. And I would scream boogers. And then I would scream for cookies. So, like like if somebody i mentioned a cookie to me i'd be like literally nothing has changed like actually maybe nothing has nothing has changed but it's just my coffee and yeah like we'll cry and have boogers and have like cookie crumbs in her boogers it's actually really gross i don't know why i get so much not

like but that's a different story that's what she was saying though is that she's kind of like curious to see how luna turns out because luna is like kind of quiet and then she's like i was quiet but now it's like the complete opposite i feel like that's how it always happens like i mean like boys are awful when they're like one to five and then five and on they like become chill like luna is going to be great till five and then she's going to become a demon and then you're going to have a teenager girl which is going to be great till five and then she's going to become a demon. And then you're going to have a teenager girl, which is going to be interesting. Oh, my God. I love the idea of her being a teenager.

That's literally so funny. She's literally going to run away from y'all and be like, I need to go to like Uncle Doofus's house in Los Angeles. Yeah, she's going to fly here. Dude, we're going to be so old by the time that girl. We're literally going to be like 40 by the time she's like. Not me. Y'all. Yeah, y'all. Not meall not me oh well you're only 17 16 16 well you turned 17 this year so you have to it has to move

i'm 16 for i'm forever 16 well it's funny because me and madeline are twins we were born at the same time but i'm actually 17 and you're what 25 24 25 24, 25? 25, yeah. Yeah, so it's really interesting. I don't even know her age anymore. Yeah. It's really crazy. Because you're only 16. You don't have to worry about that. Yeah, you don't have to think about having kids yet.

Yeah. You have to worry about not having kids. And I'm like a really successful 17-year-old. Like I pay bills. Wait, I thought you were 16. I pay the bills. Literally, Charli D'Amelio be like, I'm a really successful. I pay the bills. Literally, Charlie D'Amelio beat, like, I'm a really successful 17-year-old.

But, fuck, I was going to say something, and I fully just forgot. Wait, wait, wait. Luna being a teenager? No, it was, like, a question to you, but I literally just forgot, so I guess, whatever, what I think and asked. Okay, should we move on from talking about Luna

and you being a mother and, like, talk about me and funny stories you have about me? Or we can talk about like madeline as a person and not as a mother and like detached it to like i don't know no do you believe in that like because i feel like there are a lot of people i kind of asked you this the other day because it's really easy i feel like when women have children for that to become their full identity and people to only really care about that and just suddenly forget that this is a person who still is like managing their own life and like feelings have you felt that that was an issue so far or is it something that doesn't bother you like well i think again

going to steven being such like a good partner that he allows me to have like an hour or two to myself yeah some some mom yeah, only an hour. He times it. Only one hour. And you have to do something like clean the house first before you get to that. She's making sandwiches in that hour, duh. Some women don't have that option

and it makes me sad for them because I do see how it could turn out like that. But I'm in such a special circumstance that i would say that i haven't really experienced that but i can so see how it could be like that yeah because there has been there has been moments where i do kind of like i start thinking like oh my gosh like what did we do what did we do like i would just want to go play pokemon and not have to worry about her nap time or whatever but um yeah it's just i don't know i'm lucky but i again i do see how it could yeah yeah become an issue sorry i'm being quiet i literally just looked at mother madeline and started tearing up it's so weird like i can't even look at her right now yeah oh the thing i was

gonna say is oh my god you're actually about to start crying. You're crying. Aw, Drew. Hey, speak your truth. Oh, you're going to make me cry. I'm like literally crying. Maybe men don't have to take psychedelics. Their twin sister just has to give birth.

Oh, I've done psychedelics. This is a mixture of both. No, I don't know to take psychedelics their twin sister just has to give birth this is a mixture of both no i don't know it's just crazy yeah i'm over here cleaning bottles every morning i know it's so weird so weird i'm making milk too guys i don't want to be making milk she makes milk for me yeah i have to make it for drew for my 16 year old a big bottle of breast milk in the morning like oh but the thing i was gonna say is i remember when i found out you guys were pregnant also i thought about the when did y'all when was y'all's wedding um october or no october september that's when we got our house. September. September of 2020. Okay, never mind. Because in my head, I was like, why didn't I go to that fucking wedding? But then it was during like 2020.

Yeah. Because I thought about the other day. I was like talking to my friend Sabrina. And I was like, it's so weird because they're fully married and I didn't go to the wedding. You were invited. You were Drew's plus one. Yeah. But it's funny. It's funny.

I do look back though and i was like damn that's actually i feel fucked up for like not going like i wish i went not looking back but i'm pretty sure you know what's funny i got you were like two weeks later you were just there for sam's i was gonna say so you came to celebrate death but you wouldn't celebrate love like you would celebrate my brother's death well you guys didn't need more love you needed more vibes yeah it's true so i was there for i was there to get so high in your parents kitchen that i was in there for 40 minutes making it dude that was literally one of the funniest things ever and you like took an edible or something i don't remember at that point like i my tolerance for weed was really really low yeah um i think like most of us. It was just at Sam's funeral time.

Yeah, like it was after, like it was all of the food. Yeah, at the funeral. It was really hot. And it was high on LSD too. It was crazy. No, but it was after and it was like, you know how people bring you like food, like your community, like so you don't have to cook for a week or whatever. Someone had brought tacos, like deconstructed tacos where you like make your own taco.

And it was in there for like 50 minutes, like, deconstructed tacos where you, like, make your own taco. And Enya was in there for, like, 50 minutes, like, making these fucking tacos. And I kept feeling y'all's mom, like, look over at me. And I was like, she knows. Yeah, like, opening and slamming the microwave and shit. Like, it was so weird. To be fair, it was also, like, the addition of being in the kitchen. Like, I didn't know where anything was. So, literally, to find anything, I had to open ten drawers.

And then I'd be like, fuck, where were the cups? And then I had to start reopening. And what was I doing? Wait, why was I in here? But yeah, it was a fun, fun time. Anyways, I was just thinking it's crazy I didn't go to y'all's wedding. But also, I remember when I found out you were pregnant. I was like, oh my God, it freaked me out.

Because I was like, she's so young. This is crazy. And now I'm like, dude, you literally turned 26 in March. So by the time Luna's only a year old, you're already 26. And then I was like, not that. 26 is still so young. But now I feel like we're all getting to the age where it's like, damn, I'm not a kid.

I literally can't make excuses like bitch i'm in my mid-20s like what am i talking about it's so weird like how like the biological clock just turned on one day and it was also literally like meeting all of my nieces and nephews like i was like damn i might want one of these and then i might want one of these and then i met luna and i was like damn i'm gonna have one of these one day like this is crazy one of these. And then I met Luna and I was like, damn, I'm going to have one of these one day. Like, this is crazy. One of these. I'm going to make an ugly ass baby.

I said I'd be your surrogate. Yeah. That's my surrogate. You just have to find a different donor. Yeah. Like, technically you could use my egg and then have part your DNA. Oh,

that would be a lot. No, that wouldn't make like an incest baby. No, she eggs someone else. Like somebody else is the man. I was like, no. That's where the joke started.

No. No, it's like another man. We're not doing that. No, Anya's carrying my baby. Girl, no. Well, my wife is carrying my baby, guys. My wife will carry my baby. Okay, so me.

Come on. Yeah. Right, right. is carrying my baby guys my wife will carry my baby so me yeah um yeah right right i don't know the idea of having kids really scary so we should move on to like fun stories because now i'm thinking about like yeah talk about me everybody talk about me i'm supposed to just be like the fun aunt who like buys my like no that's like kids and stuff things like that's where i'm like starting to teeter that's literally my take is like i'm not meant to have kids i'm meant to be the fun uncle that like flies maddox out to la for a week and then they're like damn like what what how does he do that what is his job yeah like all that shit and then like i every once in a while like come around for christmas and i'm like it's

always it's like rich aunt like that's the vibe i gave the vibe i need to have is i just like pull up with something fun and give good vibes and then when luna's really pissed at you because you have to be like a parent she can be like oh my god like my mom and you were so much more fun yeah yeah like that's my position i need to be pitting women against each other that's my position in this life so I had Madeline like years ago like when we first started the podcast I was like well I want Madeline on as a guest

because we have a lot of experiences that I'm like too embarrassed to tell but like Madeline probably actually no I tell everything I'm not embarrassed to say shit but she developed this list like a year and a half ago of like just stories that she wanted to bring up yeah I've been that's titled if I'm ever on the podcast so I have several stories do you want me to like give you clues and you tell me which one i should say i think you just tap into like the one you want

to tell and then i'll be like oh yeah okay um this one's not like super crazy but it just shows drew's character whenever we were a kid like younger um so i don't know if you remember doing this but i was gonna ask you if there's anything that... Because I was literally going to be like, also, I don't remember our childhood at all. So please say anything because I need to latch on to one memory. It's funny that you said that because I told Steven. I was like, I'm going to make up just some story that didn't even happen and gaslight you. And you'd be like, you don't remember that? I probably would have been like, yeah, I do remember that.

Yeah, yeah. I literally would have been like, no, I remember that. But yeah, no, it's going to make up a story that was completely fabricated. Okay, so this one is whenever I think we were in like, I guess it was third grade. And it was like going to Six Flags. We had to read like a bunch of books. And so what we did was got our home library out and laid out all the books remember this i actually do remember this all we had to do was write down the title and then um i think like

maybe one little sentence about what the book was and then our mom just had to sign off on it and say how long we read i think we had to read like a certain amount of hours or something so me and drew on our countertop had like 80 books like the entire library and we changed pins like we were smart in like third grade we changed like pin colors and like all this stuff making it look like we had read it over the course of the last like three months or whatever it was yeah and then um yeah we got free six flex tickets but we never went yeah so we did all that work for nothing. We were like little evil geniuses. Also like whoever looked at that and believed that y'all read that many books

was actually high as fuck. Well, we had like a, it was like the entire school year, right? To like read that many books. And then we just didn't do it until like the- It was like the week before. The week before. Then we were like,

shoot, we want to go to Six Flags. Yeah. This is due in a week. And I bet we're not the only person who did that but that's mom's character I was gonna say mom came up signing off on it yeah mom came up

no she like she rode hard for us that was sick but I guess she wins too because then she doesn't have to pay for six bucks tickets like they're begging

a family to scam in that moment like they're begging for it there were like a lot of little things that we would do like that like one of my favorite stories that I've like waited to tell since you've been on here was

when we were like little and devious like we had our own little language like we were like twins like we would speak to each other like my mom always says like we would just say like gibberish gibberish to each other but it was like run to the bathroom and grab toothbrushes and then each throw them in the toilet and flush them like we just like knew to like go do that like throw it from this language damn you guys were so smart you knew to do that yeah yeah exactly oh my god we were genius um but um one of my favorite stories ever is when we went to the refrigerator and grabbed a bunch of eggs. I have that written down. Yeah, dude, it's so bad.

We were so fucking bad. We went to the refrigerator, grabbed a bunch of eggs. We were like three or two, two or three, one of the two. And we went upstairs and there was a bathroom detached from the rooms. We had just moved in, by the way, too. This brand new house that my parents had just got. It's the house you stayed at Meteor Night. Yeah. way to this brand new house that my parents have just it's the house you stayed at yeah meteor night yeah and we went to this bathroom and we like had run hot water and we had these eggs in the sink and i remember this vividly like we had them in the sink and we were we were like actually

like thinking we could hatch these eggs and then i don't remember who threw who threw the first brick like i don't know who threw the first stone, but someone had grabbed one of these eggs out of the sink and just like launched it at the mirror or at the wall or whatever. The ceiling. Yeah, and then we just, both of us just started throwing eggs like all over this bathroom.

Like the wallpaper at the top was peeling. Dude, the serotonin spike, whoever like both of y'all got when you saw that first egg splatter against the window. Literally turned something animalistic on. Like, y'all turned into little monkeys, like, throwing shit around. So, we started with six. And it was, like, a carton, like, either a 12 or 18 set of eggs.

But, like, we went down multiple times to grab more eggs. And we just kept saying, we're hatching eggs. We're hatching eggs. Yeah, exactly. We would tell my mom, oh, we're just hatching eggs upstairs and she's like oh that's like so cute like that's really we're having so much fun yeah and then like eventually we got quiet and like when a child gets quiet that's when some bad shit is going down and i think either we were just like bored of it or we realized what we had done like i don't know but like i remember looking up and seeing like the wallpaper like peeling off the walls like egg splatters all over like the drywall like it was

fucked up like we like literally caused like a war crime like it was i would not clean that like i would literally let it fucking dry off and like be just that's the rotten egg bathroom don't go in there that's literally our boiler room i know i'm like i'm not cleaning that i don't want to but eventually my mom and dad like knew something was going down so they like i don't remember how we got caught or like what happened but i remember like they were living like i've never still to this day haven't seen them that angry before like yeah it was and that i think the reason why we remember it so much is because that was the first time we had ever been spanked and i think the last time i had ever been

spanked like i we that's how mad they were like they weren't spanking parents and they spanked us like i remember where it was yeah it was on the bow flex like that tv ad that like workout machine that was like rods like we were like on the little bench yeah getting our ass spanked like i thought you were saying they had y'all doing a fucking like they had us working out my parents have made like our siblings like work out as punishment like our older siblings were smoking cheetos and my dad was like oh since y'all want to smoke like y'all better train your fucking lungs and he made them run around our block like a hundred times like driving cheetahs. It's so funny. Dude, for smoking a cheetah, that is literally so fucking funny. But I don't really, ever since that moment, I was a well-behaved child, or I was really,

really good at hiding being bad. Yeah. Like me dissecting that snake, and then looking at its insides, and then sewing it back together. That's not real. No, that's not real if i found out like you actually did something like that i genuinely don't know if i could live with that's zero killer yeah okay you were really okay there is one thing that i did um and it was me and my buddy and i'm not gonna mention him by name but we found a dead animal no i'm just fucking with you i'm just i was like what did you do to it

um also that just reminded me there was this tiktok like there's all these tiktoks that kids are asking their parents like oh what would you do if i came home drunk what would you do like whatever and the dad who's the girl was like what would you do if you saw me smoking like one of your cigarettes and he was like i'd make you smoke the whole pack just deadpan like dead ass you smoke the whole pack that would teach him a fucking lesson because like being nick sick is crazy throw up everywhere like yeah i don't think kids are like i was about to say like i don't think kids are smoking cigarettes anymore it's literally because they're hitting fucking pop bars so

the highlighter vapes oh yeah i like found like this so i was like scrolling on tikt, like, every once in a while, I'll get, like, a mom TikTok. And I wonder if it's, like, from you sending me mom content or just me following you or, like, whatever it is. But every once in a while. And it'll be, like, a mom, like, freaking out over some bullshit that, like, doesn't even matter. Check your kid's room. Exactly. Exactly. Well, this was, like, I was, like, there is no fucking way this is real.

Because this mom was, like, warning, like, they're making highlighter vapes now that look like highlighter pins. Wait, is that what I found in Luna's room? Dude, yes. Yes. But we gave it to her. Yeah, but it's like the cool uncle and aunt vibe. She just hits the pub. If you're going to do it, do it at home.

So it was the highlighter. I was wondering where that highlighter came from. Yeah. Yeah. We're going to get her a pacifier one soon. Yeah, a paci-vape. Guys, we're joking. We're joking. Yeah. Yeah. We're going to get her a pacifier one soon. Yeah, a pacifier vape. Guys, we're joking. We're joking.

We're joking. We're joking. We're joking. We're joking. If anybody listened to that and actually believed that we were giving an infant beer and cigarettes. Someone would. Someone psycho. There's always one person.

Yeah. But she was freaking out about this highlighter vape. And I was like, there's this like highlighter vape and i was like there's no fucking way this is real like this is some like bullshit 4chan edit that like someone made to like scare moms like razor in the apple or like cocaine in the candy yeah like cocaine in the chocolate ball wait why didn't they ever put cocaine in the pixie sticks but that's the tea um but they um i went to this website and they are selling vapes that look exactly like highlighters that even have the cap that you put in your pencil bag when you're in high school,

and you can take it out and just act like you're sucking on the tip of a highlighter. That's literally just promoting to young kids. Exactly. Why would I want a highlighter with a vape? Well, I wanted to buy one just to be hitting on the podcast because how funny would it be? It's hitting a highlighter. No, literally, it is is made for children and that's what the mom was saying she was like okay y'all aren't even trying anymore like y'all tried it with the fruity flavors like whatever there's like you can say like some freak adult wants like a banana milkshake vape like

whatever but like now it's a whole ass like school utensil. And they had it on like on the website where it was like sitting at your work desk. Like who uses fucking highlighters other than high schoolers? Yeah, also like grow the fuck up, bitch. Like everybody uses their laptop and works from home if they're at a computer now. So they don't need a fucking highlighter vape. And even if they did want to vape at work, I don't think their fucking boss is going to be like, like they will be inhaling the smoke. They're not blowing it out like kids do where they just are like, like into class.

It's so crazy, too, because it's insane how greedy people are that you genuinely think it is OK to pass off something like that to a child. Yeah. Like, also, children don't have money. So I don't even understand what the like what the whole market for that being opened up is but i guess now kids have like their parents apple pay fucking connected to their ipod well the first vape i ever tried to buy it was like when vapes first dropped and like i was probably like 14 no literally i am like i was like you were like the first time i ever heard of a jewel was y'allul was us ordering it online and forcing my older sibling to buy it for us. That's another story.

I found out it had nicotine in it. And I told mom. I was like, mom, you know that thing that Drew's hitting has nicotine in it? Did she not think that? Well, this is what I was going to say. So I had told my mom when I was 14. I was like, oh, there's these water told my mom when I was 14 I was like oh there's these like water vapor sticks because I literally did I thought they were water vapor and like I asked

her to order them online for me and I was like there's no nicotine in it it's literally just water vapor and like she like was about to do it and she was like no I'm not buying you this so then me and my friend hit up our friend's older brother and was like can you take us to the gas station to buy a vape and like it was so fucking scary it literally felt like my friend hit up our friend's older brother and was like can you take us to the gas station to buy a vape and like it was so scary it literally felt like my friend was getting abducted like he was like texting me he was like i don't know where we're going like i'm scared it was all over like a vape like he was like he stole my money like i don't know what we're doing but he eventually ended up with the vape and like he literally like was texting me like he was getting abducted it was so funny and i thought he was getting abducted and i was like what it. And I thought he was getting abducted. And I was like, it's funny now.

But in the moment, we were like, holy shit. I know. In the moment, you were like, dude, my life is over because I wanted a vape. Literally, literally. Well, we ended up getting it. And we hid it in the closet. And we were smoking this vape in the closet. And it did not have nicotine in it.

We got it with 0% nicotine. It was this big thing. Because we didn't even want nicotine. Well, eventually, we got curious with 0% nicotine because you had to like, it was this big thing because we didn't even want nicotine. Well, eventually we like got curious to try it and then we tried nicotine. So the one mom thought I had didn't have nicotine. So I will die on that hill that I never lied to my mom, but she thought the vape I was hitting all the time

was just like water vapor. And then like eventually Madeline snitched on me well because i think i found out when on that tour that we were on yeah um i think i found out during then and i was like wait that has nicotine in it and i was like mom you just let him in i was like that has nicotine and she's like no it doesn't no it doesn't i was like i'm pretty sure it does see that's just like more testament to my character that I'm a liar. That I be lying. Dude, you are a pathological liar.

But I was going to say, there was. I know. Let me live. He lies about things he doesn't even have to lie about. I know. And that's why he's a pathological liar. Like, he just does it. Stop. It literally is his first, like, him and Josiah, their first instinct is to just lie about something.

And then later on be like, I don't know why I said that. Yeah, I'd be like, I just lied. Like, it's a cool, like, it's cool to lie, y'all. No, but I was going to say the one time mom got, like, really pissed about it to me was me and Hunter bought a hookah, like a mini hookah. And we shut the doors of my closet because we wanted to blow o's like we wanted to practice like tricks how old were you i don't literally we were way too young to own a fucking hookah and we were doing hookah smoke and my mom was like charcoal like yeah literally the whole thing and my mom came into my room and was like oh it smells like fruity

in here what is that and i was like oh it's a candle and she was like no it's fucking not and she opened the door and like smoke billowed out and she's like what are y'all doing in there and we were smoking hookah but did you do anything bad as a kid i feel like you were like such a tame child yeah she was i was a loser yeah no so you were the normal one he was just i did i did enough bad shit for the both of us i actually did not find out about a bunch of the stuff that drew did in high school and middle school or whatever until we were probably like 22 like i was so oblivious to everything i didn't even know what weed was until i was like 21 that is so anyone i think my first alcohol drink i ever had i was 18 or 19 and it was whenever whenever we were in Montreal and it was legal.

Like I could actually get it. Like, yeah. That is so insane. I was like, loser, loser. Loser, freak. Yeah, I was kind of on the same tip. I literally didn't do anything bad until I met Drew. Like I was fully like normal.

Like I was like anti-weed. I was like anti-drinking underage. Like the most I had like interacted with alcohol was like when I was like 16 and my parents were like, have a sip. Like go ahead. See what it tastes like. Like that was my like the most I did because I didn't go to parties. Like I wasn't allowed to like go out and stuff. And then I met this motherfucker and literally like immediately was getting high and like like drinking like all the time yeah everyone was always like drew your friends

fucking suck like you need to drop those people like growing up and like they didn't know that it was me corrupting these people like i was the one like but you got your work done you got school done yeah you hit it so well like it's scary almost I'm good well I feel like until like two years ago there was so much that he had like and I lived with him for five years so like this motherfucker getting high or something

like it's insane I'm good at it I feel like I'm the complete opposite like I need to walk into a room and immediately announce everything I'm doing that's where his lying comes from he's so good at it yeah i just practice all the time no i don't even think i'm lying half the time i'm just not telling y'all things like it's not even that i'm lying it's just like i'm holding things back but i have a question for both of y'all um so y'all had baby luna right the fuck did y'all get pregnant? Because Steven's not allowed to do S with you.

Like, because I'm going to beat you up. I'm the Virgin Mary. You are? Yes. Queen! Oh, my God, it's an honor. So Luna is Jesus Christ? Luna does serve Jesus.

Like, if you look into her eyes, like, there's something very spiritual about her. Yeah. She's got some spiritual energy to her. I can't wait for her to curse. That's the most fun thing ever. She flipped off the camera the other day. We actually say we can't wait to be like, go tell...

Shit. Go tell dad, bitch. That was the first time I ever cussed. You were scared to do it yeah i got nervous i realized what story i was about to tell then i was like wait spoiler alert i do cuss but on the i do wait this is your this is your miranda cosgrove arc spoiler alert i do cuss i actually like what's your favorite what's your favorite cuss word fuck but what's your favorite cuss word? Fuck. But what is your favorite cuss word?

I don't know. Balance is motherfuckers. Yeah, you do. You say motherfucker. So on the internet, like somehow I'm really good at hiding it. Like our parents let us cuss at home. Like even when we were like 10, like it was fine. We were demons, bro.

But they knew, we knew what setting we were allowed to. So if we were demons but they knew we knew what setting we were allowed to so if we were at church we can't do that if we were at school if we were in front of other adults like it was only a household thing so for some reason when i'm on camera if i'm live streaming or whatever i literally don't cuss like i can still do that not me like i literally wish i had self-control, but I will curse every other word. It's embarrassing the amount of times I say literally like and fuck. Like it's so bizarre. It's really strange.

But yeah, it's also really crazy that you don't cuss on camera because we live like Madeline, if you don't know, like more followers than i do like it's it's like crazy she lives on like the complete opposite side of the internet but it's just like there's zero crossover but we're like twins it's so so strange every time you're in a video they're like that's drew phillips yeah you know drew like and it's yeah it's so so bizarre that like i'm like he's my twin yeah that we're twins and everyone's like wait what the fuck like y'all are twins it's so, so bizarre that like... I'm like, he's my twin. Yeah, that we're twins. And everyone's like, wait, what the fuck? Like, y'all are twins? It's probably even more confusing now that you have like the last name Lloyd.

People are just like, why is Drew Phillips in this? What is he doing here? I mean, my favorite trend ever right now is like clipping me in the background of other people's videos and saying that they were being stalked. Homeless man. They did a video of me in the car like or i was in the background of a video they did in the car and like someone clipped it and made like this really fucking funny edit that like reached outside of like three million views yeah that like reached outside of even like our audience and they're following wait what what's going on i'm so confused and they were like going to okay they were going to like the original video and commenting like i'm here from the

other video like what is this who is that yeah do you know he's back all you have to put is that like sound on any video and it literally is like dna like something in our epigenetic trauma that like our brains are just like run run a case that doesn't sit right with me and it's literally just clips but yeah do you have any other funny stories oh wait i had a question though because when y'all started the internet on like separate of course because y'all were both doing you now were you ever in each other's like live streams and stuff like did you make it very clear y'all were siblings yeah and then over time it just so originally drew was on you now first but i kind of like took it over because i loved it so much but i would only be in drew's live streams and i

still remember the first time that i went live like by myself and i had like i don't know like 30 viewers or whatever and they were all drew's followers um but yeah no we I would say mainly it was all Drew's like people that were following but um yeah no they knew but then I like took over you now she was doing like she went live every single day on you now for like 700 days in a row or something in a row yeah and she was a thousand I would do at least 10 minutes a day and like sometimes i'd go live like three times a day for like an hour at a time like i was heavily addicted and then and then also she would do like you were like the inventor basically of like 24 hours sleep streams like she would literally like sleep on stream i wouldn't sleep i would set a timer i would do 24 hour broadcasts and we would take a three minute like break for everybody else

to sleep who was also in it so i would sleep for three hours and set an alarm yeah but like i would do stuff for 24 hours i did like probably four of those yeah that is so insane yeah we would like blow up cakes in the front yard we have fuzzy tube yeah pussy tube on its 24 hour everyday live being a fucking insane person literally that's what you should tap into but like have luna in the life did we like predict his comeback by saying you maybe you want to kill myself we reference that all the time and he like rose from the dead yeah we called him it's like when you go in the bathroom you say bloody mary three times that's what you do with pussy tube yeah pussy tube yeah but yeah the one the two stories i thought

of that i thought you were gonna tell was like um when i like was passing out and then i had the constipation night those two nights in a row like i'd have that yeah those were they thought i was like faking it they thought i was like jealous of the bond that they were forming. And I was like, no, I'm sleeping in my room that night. Cause I think I was having two nights in a row. Yeah. I think he knows. I was having like a rough night or something. I was going through my depression without knowing I actually had depression.

So anyway, my mom was sleeping in my room with me that night. Depression isn't real, babe. Yeah, just smile. Look, you're doing it and you're so happy now. I'm on medication now. But so Drew, he, all of a sudden, me and my mom are sleeping. And all of a sudden, it's like probably, I would say, like one in the morning. Like I might forget the story a little bit, but it was late.

And all of a sudden we hear boom like on my door and drew's army crawling into my room and he's going oh and me and my mom were like what are you doing he was like i I'm dying. I'm dying. And we're like, what? I literally thought I was dying, y'all. I had taken a full, like, grown-ass man, 250-pound man dose of Trazodone. Like, he even cuts it in half. And my dad gave it to me because I was like, I'm having trouble sleeping. And I took that full dose. And then on top of that, I took, like, another sleeping pill, like a Lyrica or something.

So I was, like like two sleeping pills deep and i was like literally overdosing like i was like passing out the laxative oh well i did that twice two nights in a row because i also army crawled the second night so maybe that's like what it was was like a mixture of the two i don't know what it was like this was the laxative night and you were like i'm dying and we're like what and so finally you're like y'all don't care and you like left and so finally my mom got up because we'd just like woken up or whatever and goes in there and drew like has his door shut and he's like screaming it was the most pain i have ever been in in my entire i was pissing blood like my body was rejecting these laxatives. I was pissing blood.

Once my mom found out that he had taken like way too much, that's when she was like, okay, I need to be a mom. I need to tend to Drew. But at first we were just like, what are you doing? It's also hard because you're so dramatic. Like you are so naturally dramatic that it's hard to understand if you're just being fucking annoying or if you mean it. And that's why I will never know the day he actually becomes schizophrenic. i won't know because he likes to just like say things and be annoying like anytime

drew is like actually going through an emotional like trouble i can't tell until like it's three months it passed i'm like damn okay he's like still mentioning it so it might be real like i literally can't tell like because every other day you're just like out of boredom will be like yeah i like hate my life and nobody like wants to talk to me and so it's just like weird and then we're like all right do you need help but you're like no it's okay it's just like i'm just gonna be silent like i always am and i'll figure it out by myself and we're like we literally i don't like are you being real like i'm playing fortnight like are you being serious like i don't want to tap out of my game. Yeah. No, it's fucked up.

I literally, no, I just, sometimes I am seriously like saying that, but the other times I'm literally just making a joke. I know. And that's why no one can fucking tell. Yeah. I guess you literally did just say that. Yeah. Cause like, no matter what your behavior, that's the problem is your behavior doesn't

change. Like you will always be in that damn room on your phone. So there's no telling if it's from depression or if it's just, like, you doing your life the way you do it, which is, like, sitting on your phone. Yeah, my mom forced me to eat a salad today. She was like, you've eaten, like, shit this whole time. You're not eating anything and you need a salad. I was dying again earlier in my mom's face because he hasn't eaten anything good. I literally was. You didn't eat yesterday until like

11 p.m i ate the shit out of that wing stop too that's what he does though he literally like goes through his day he's like oh i'm dying i don't know what's wrong with me guys help me and then we'll like eat the nastiest shit ever and then when he does eat in the daytime he eats the nastiest shit ever like he'll eat like jack in the box like while the sun is out and then be like well i don't know why i need to go to sleep and it's like yeah it's because you're literally like destroying your stomach lining yeah yeah right why i'm constipated all the time i wonder what it's fucked up i eat for four days in a row don't put that out there you don't eat anything green for like and you know what's crazy is i ate that salad and i immediately shit well

like i had a healthy shit you have like no fiber going into your body it's literally like all like processed meat yeah also not to mention you were like, okay, we have food in this cabinet and it was like talkies, popcorn. It was ruffles. Also only hot chips, like no like not hot chips. And then like Slim Jims and like something else. Maybe bread and I think that bread was in there. That was my bread.

Yeah, yeah everything you forgot the reese's take five oh yeah crucially dude it's so insane at least you started drinking water kind of yeah oh i'd be drinking water i drink the shit out of water i love water now now i love water i've changed but yeah there was the next night i took the trazodone and the sleeping pill and i like stood up out of bed and like like literally fainted into this pile of trash next to my fish tank and i woke up like a few minutes later and i was like my body was buzzing i felt really hot and cold and i was like like out of it and i looked at the tv and i knew how much time was passed because my show and like i was like dude whoa I was out for a minute like what is going on

with me and like I stood up from that trash can and I'm like I'm not dying in a pile of fucking garbage like that's not it like that's literally so embarrassing so I stood up again and I start walking down the hallway in my bedroom and I fall straight back like pass out again and I bite through my tongue and my tongue is bleeding and I drill the back of my head and I fall straight back, like pass out again. And I bite through my tongue and my tongue is bleeding and I drill the back of my head and I feel my head hit. And I'm out like again for like 30 more seconds. And I'm like, oh fuck. Like I'm actually like going like, this is, this is it. Like, this is it. And so like, I'm like, fuck, but I can't walk, which I actually commend myself for that. I figured out like I have to crawl cause I was so out of it. And I'm like crawling. And like, when I get to my door, i can't reach my doorknob and then i like

pass out again like in front of my door and then i open my door and i'm crawling through the hall and then i just like throw my body like into my sister's door because it never like shut all the way and i like plopped on the ground i was like help help call an ambulance and my mom was like do you actually want me to call you an ambulance and And I was like, I'll just die here. And then I like slept. And this was when I was like terrified of my body. Like I hated my body like so much. And I, and like, I really like was so afraid of dying that I didn't even show myself shirtless around my family. Like I hated my body. And I like went into like my sister's room. That was the first time y'all had ever seen me shirtless, I think like as a grown i like went into like my sister's room that was the first

time y'all had ever seen me shirtless i think like as a grown-ass man and like that's when i was like oh this is real and then i was like no just down the floor it's like whatever and i was so sad falling asleep because i was like they're gonna find my body stiff i didn't write letters yeah literally but then i woke up and went to school the next day so that was on a school night yeah both of them were on a school night yeah the laxative was on a went to school the next day. That was on a school night? Yeah. Both of them were on a school night. Yeah. The laxative was on a school night and the next day. And I was such like a fucking nerd about school that like I overdosed on laxatives.

It was up till 4 a.m. that I still woke up at like 6 a.m. and went to school and sat in the parking lot and did my homework in the parking lot. And like same with the like trazodone night. Like I, the one thing about me like growing up was like i was gonna get my schoolwork done by any means necessary but anyways i was not i give a fuck yeah i really did not give a fuck thank you thank you also you're giving luigi right now thank you i have two that are like top tier and i don't know which one you want me to say but I literally do look like we yeah you actually do um do you um want me to say the pill yes wait let me yes

oh wait I also have a funny ass picture to show y'all this one is so bad I've already told it before but you tell it from your perspective and it was yesterday when we got out of the movie you know some people live above the grove and stuff this man was literally like standing above this plaza in his underwear on the phone and we were like what the hell like he doesn't care there's like so many people around here but that's it that's gonna get cut because i don't know why i had to say that all right okay so we were probably probably like 14 or something i i honestly i don't remember but me my dad and my brother were in the car. And we're just driving back from somewhere.

And me and my dad ganged up on Drew. And, like, we always did. Per usual. They still do. They all attack me. Steven sees it. But honestly, like, it just kind of depends who gets made fun of that day. Yeah, yeah.

You would gang up on me. Yeah, there's one target always. I feel like it's always dad with somebody else. The moment we switch it with dad he gets super he's so sensitive yeah he gets so sensitive but um so drew we're like ganging up on him whatever i don't even remember what we said to be honest um but he goes inside and he goes i'm gonna kill. And me and my dad were like, ha, ha, ha, like whatever. Because he's so dramatic, okay?

Yeah, I don't blame them. Well, then he goes like running up the stairs. We come in and then I was like. Had cyber bully already come out? Probably. Probably, I don't know. You were taking notes. Like and share, take notes. Like and share, take notes.

So then I was like, maybe I should go check on him. Because it had been like five minutes and no one went up there to go make sure you weren't like crying or whatever. And so I went up there and I come in and Drew has pills in his hand and he like looks up at me and I was like. How long were you sitting there like waiting? I was waiting. I was dead as a... You're just saying no one cares about you. I was dead as a waiting for, like, 10 minutes.

He was waiting so long, he had to, like, move to, like, an edge where he could, like, hold his arm up with something. No, I straight up, I was waiting for them to catch me. You heard me coming up, and then you're like... Yeah, no, like, straight up, I was like, ooh, I want them to know how bad they hurt me. I'm going to sit here with a pile of pills in my hands. Like, oh, I'm going to get them.

Like I was about to take them. And so I went and got my mom, and I think my mom confiscated the pills. I don't even know what it was. Probably like freaking Advil. It was probably Advil or some shit. It's always the Advil. It's always like an Advil or a Tylenol. It's like, you're freaking me out oh yeah but no i

was like i definitely should go probably check on him because he was yeah one thing about madeline is she is a very sympathetic person and like she makes she has to make a second ago in that story she was pushing you to suicide but she was the one that checked on me so true it's a like stockholm yeah yeah yeah you have to build up the trust and that way madeline makes sure everybody's okay it's lit yeah not me it's like awkward and yeah how are you about the coffee earlier i'm still sticky i'm not kidding like that's why i went to the bathroom for a second because i'm like still sticky i don't know if you notice I keep like touching my arm. It's because I'm literally sticky. Before we started this episode, I had my coffee sitting here and I was moving things around

because we film in our stupid fucking kitchen. So we have to move everything every time we film. And my whole cup of coffee just fell onto the ground. It exploded. Everywhere. It ruined all the books and the CDs. It was everywhere. She counteracted it trying to catch it and then it like made the cup like go higher and just it went all over the walls it was so bad like we were about to start recording too but and i did um tear up and

if it was 3 p.m i probably would have committed suicide we'll insert those videos oh look at her oh she is the cutest baby ever what the hell hell is this? Did you wake up? She's tired. Did you wake up? Hi. Do you love Anya? Hello, baby kids. She is the cutest baby ever. Hi, little girl.

Hi. Mom, come say hi. She's the babysitter should i let her put my finger in her mouth so she has some coffee and gets a caffeine addiction yeah it's it really but yeah she's the cutest baby on the planet man we were just telling the story about how i like oh you can't have that kill myself and you confiscated those pills for me the I confiscated what? The pills. Was that a common occurrence for Drew? I was just thinking, yes.

She was a little bit scary for about two years. Was she involved with the headphones? Yeah. Oh, were you going to tell that one? Yeah. Oh, my God. She's the cutest baby ever. We messed with Drew so much, but it was probably around like 14, 15. Drew had some like super scary headphones on that were like $3.

They were sketchy as hell. Sketchy Bluetooth. It was like the first Bluetooth headset ever made. So he connected them to his phone, and all all of a sudden he like screamed real loud and it almost happened again okay yeah so scary headphones yeah so all of a sudden he like screams real loud and hits the headphones out and he like starts oh my god my ears are ringing my ears are ringing he's like you know what's funny is he's literally done this recently we went to a concert and for two weeks and all he's like

oh my ears are still ringing i don't know what's happening i think i'm probably gonna go deaf this one still is it's just but i figured out it's like i think i have like a small ear canal oh okay right okay and he figured that out by himself Okay, so his ears are ringing His ears are ringing, he's freaking out So he goes into the bathroom While my friend is there And so is my mom Sarah

So it's me, Sarah, and my mom My first kiss Yeah, and so we are Ew, the face you made Have you told that story? No, hell no I think I did And so we are... Ew, the face you made. Have you told that story? No, hell no. I think I did.

Okay, Luna. Luna's attacking everything. It's pretty terrible, Mom. There we go. He has the baby off. Oops. Oh, she's the happiest baby ever. Yay.

So, Drew's freaking out. He's in the bathroom. And me and Sarah and Mom were like, it would be funny to convince him that he went to bed. And so we muted the TV really quick. And he comes out and we're all like mouthing going, 12, 12. Are you okay? and we're all like mouthing going, are you okay? Like we're all like mouthing and we're like muffled laughing. And so he starts freaking out. I literally start sobbing.

Oh, did you fully believe it? Yes. He started crying, like freaking out. And he just thought like, because like the muffled laughing and stuff like that, that's what convinced him that he was deaf. Like, cause he obviously doesn't know what thought like because like the muffled laughing and stuff like that That's what can yeah that he was deaf like because he obviously doesn't know what like feels like or it sounds like I guess but

Yeah, that was really funny. They electrocuted me. They like electrocuted the insides of my ear It was fucked up and my ears were like ringing and it was like Fully a part of it, but you were definitely there letting I don't think you were like fully a part of it, but you were definitely there letting it happen. No, she was a part of it. She was like mouth and words too. I'm the one that said. Drew, it's okay.

Yeah. Because Drew also, he was talking out loud, but he thought it was just like in his head. So he didn't realize that he was like hearing himself. It was so weird. It was so stupid it was so weird you were too old to be believing that it was fucked up and i cried i literally cried that's when we started feeling bad we're like okay it's okay we're like turning on the tv we're like drew we promise you can hear it's back it's back you're hearing yeah literally literally look at her just looking around

i wish i was so distracting like i can't be in a room with her without just being like baby you know what my favorite story of you is ever madeline is um like it's so mean. And I've told it before and we just talked about it. But, like, when you had, like, you had, like, hairy arms. I still do. I'm very hairy. I hope Luna gets her dad. Ew, girls need to cut that shit off. I hope Luna gets her dad.

We're going to get her a laser away contract by the time she's like seven. So we'll start lasering her. I was like, we were like six years old, seven years old or something. And like Madeline had hairy arms. So we would call her like Chewbacca and shit. All of my brothers, every single one of them. Y'all are supposed to be protecting me, building up confidence. No, we called her like Chewbacca.

And my mom actually like like, let her shave. Yeah, she would let me shave my legs and arms in, like, third grade. But my favorite. Damn, hairy ass bees. Yeah. My favorite, favorite, favorite thing we ever did was there's this picture of the ugly monkey girl. Like, I don't. It's that picture.

Yeah, I don't know what it is it's the funniest thing ever it was like that was early internet yeah it was like earlier og og internet days but we we would say that that was madeline and like we would put that as like the screensaver and be like family photo like we it was it was everywhere like and we would just say that was madeline all the time. And, like, we would just bully the shit out of her with it. I'm like, that's so mean as if I didn't do that to my siblings. I was, like, the meanest big sister ever. Like, I was literally, when people talk about, like, their big sister being a bitch, I was that bitch. Like, I was so mean.

My little sister, I will never forget, she wanted to be a singer so fucking bad when she was younger. And one time we were standing, like, walking around my radio while halo was playing and i heard her sing and i literally paused and i was like you seriously think you're gonna be a singer when you sound like shit like what are we talking about and i was like sing the song sing it song like sing it and she like goes to sing and i was like oh oh my god yeah you need to figure something else out they did that to me too well no that was the complete opposite i think dad said drew don't tell a kid they have a good voice because they'll literally like

like they won't shut the fuck up you're in the car my dad was like hey drew you actually have like a decent voice and ever since then for like a year straight drew would be like We were in the car and my dad was like, hey, Drew, you actually have a decent voice. And ever since then, for a year straight, Drew would be like, oh. We just scared her so bad. We could intentionally do it too. I would like, hello, girl, what up?

She has something to say. Hey, you the happy girl. She's still to say. She's still so sleepy. So cute. Do you think she's going to sleep the plane ride? Oh, I hope so. She did come in here, but yeah. Dude, that is so funny. Oh, also with the monkey thing,

my little brother became really terrified of monkeys. So then we would put his iPad screensaver as a monkey and like what like when he went to the kitchen to get a snack and we'd make it and he would go to turn out and be like literally run away from it and we're like what and we're like this this and then we would literally chase him with the iPad, like, behind his head. Speaking of chasing, Drew has chased me with a knife before. We were at my grandma's house, and we were watching this show, Billy and Mandy, with the Grim Reaper in it. And this is her parents. And we were, like, spending the night there, and they had made us cowboy coffee. And, like, we were kind of tweaking off the coffee a little bit.

Cowboy coffee was literally milk with a splash of coffee. Yeah, we were tweaking off the coffee a little bit cowboy coffee was literally milk with a splash of coffee yeah we were nothing crazy we were tweaking off the caffeine for sure um and i don't remember what started this but me and madeline started fighting and i was like i was like okay i'm gonna have to kill this bitch like i'm gonna kill her so i grab a knife and i start chasing her i wasn't actually gonna stab you but but I was chasing you around the house like this with a knife. And then her dad, my grandpa, grabbed me by my wrist and was like, stop that now. He was pissed. We've never seen him mad either. He's never been ever sad. I feel like he's watching a child bear a knife to kill his sibling.

He was pissed. He was a very religious man, and he was pissed that we were watching Billy and Mandy. He was like, it's this show. It's this show. It's the devil show. And he turned it off. And we were sad because we wanted to watch. You're either the child who attempted to stab your sibling or you were the one who

got chased. They got chased. And I've been on both ends. Like I've one time. You've tried to kill me before. I've never chased my sibling with a knife. But like I remember vividly one time my siblings were like cornering me for some reason i don't remember what it was i did but

they were both pissed at me and like so it was like my older sibling and my younger sibling who i'm like three years apart by each i don't know what the fuck it was that i did but we were in the kitchen and my kitchen was like this almost like hallway it was like a longer kitchen than a wider kitchen and i literally went in there and and I was like, leave me alone! And I grabbed the knife. I was like, I'm gonna fucking kill you! Get away! Like, and I just remember screaming at them, and they were both like, oh.

Oh, wow. Okay? And they just, like, left me alone. And then one time, my little sister got so fucking pissed at me. We had to have been, like, I was 10 and she was 7. Like, we were really young young and my dad has always done construction so we had these like long like sharp pipes like rods in the backyard because he was building someone a fence that week or something so he had them like laid out in a pile and me and

my sister were playing and i remember like i was on the swing set like the wood part part of it, holding on to there, like talking to her. And I think we got into an argument over something. And she literally went and grabbed one of the pipes and came up to me. She was like, if you get down, I'm going to fucking kill you. I was like, I'm just standing up there. And I remember as young as 10, she's always had like blue hazel eyes. And in that moment, I swore to God her eyes turned black. Like I genuinely thought she was going to kill me.

Like I was like, I saw a demon for the eyes turned black. Like, I genuinely thought she was going to kill me. Like, I was like, I saw a demon for the first time in the flesh. And it was my sister. Like, I literally was so scared of her. You told me about that. You literally said you thought she was like, you saw her eyes turn black. I thought she was actually going to kill me. Like, I had never seen a human that mad in my life. And then she, like, freaked herself out and, like, threw it down.

She was like, I hate you and ran away. And I was just like, oh, my God, I just survived. I just survived a killer. Like, I hate you and ran away. And I was just like, oh my God, I just survived. I just survived a killer. Like I literally survived. The last thing I'll say, and then we can go into media and then just move on. But was when you, I don't remember the context of it, but when I frisbeed that hanger at you.

No, what happened was we were again at our mamaw and granddad's and I was sleeping on the i did i frisbee the hanger at you at our house too okay well the one that i remember is i was sleeping and we were old we were probably like 16 17 at this point and i'm just like sleeping with my neck up and drew comes over and hits me right in the neck like you know like karate top yeah and i could not breathe for i'm not kidding you like a minute and a half it was so scary and drew was just like freaking out i'm like i was so scared i was like oh my god i just killed my sister i was

like oh wow but i also did the same thing and i think it hit either between your eyes or under in your throat. Like, I don't remember what it was, but the same thing happened. But you said you remember the hanger? Y'all were upstairs. But I just remember being upset. Like, that's it. Just anger. Well, one time I shot my brother in the face with a BB gun, but it was, like, so far away.

And I didn't think I had that good of aim. And my bad-ass little fucking... No, that hurt the fuck out of him his cheek was so red and i didn't think i could aim that far and my badass little cousin had given me this bb gun and my brother was across the room watching naruto and i like just remember pointing it and i was like there's no way i hit him in the head and i like wanted to hit him in the head. And I shot it. And literally he just goes, like yell the loudest I've ever heard someone yell. And he like looks at me and he starts running after me. I literally ran and I hid in like,

you know, the big plastic, like kiddie stuff, like the truck, like the little trucks. My cousins had a big like play toy box thing. And I literally went and hid in there for like 30 minutes and like with the spiders they could have like taken his eye out or I know literally I could have made him blind and I was hiding for so long and he went yeah he went and told everybody and everybody was looking for me and I was like I hope I just died here I hope I just died here like I was like I'm gonna get my ass whooped I'm so scared. Speaking of hiding, when we were in kindergarten,

we had just had the talk about 911. And if you're ever in a bad situation, call 911. We went home that day after the assembly and called 911 and hung up really quick. Okay, cool, whatever. We were like, okay, we got away with it. That was fun. that was fun that was fun and we all of a sudden start hearing like knocking at the door and we were terrified we're like oh my god so we hid under our parents bed and we're like under there

and we hear like police officers walking around and like all this stuff and me and drew are like petrified like shaking under the bed yeah we were freaking out like had let's like come out and they were like talking to us and i just remember being like so terrified of like we're gonna get so much dude every that was the worst thing they could have done is teach children how to call 9-1-1 because one we didn't own phones yet like yeah it wasn't we in any point of danger like of course kids need to know that but like all it did is i feel like every kid went through a phase of with their cousins and their siblings calling 9-1-1 i did that shit so many times like i vividly remember there was a dorothy like the dorothy toys were at burger king or something we had just come home from burger king and i was sitting in

the front and i like was just bored i did it solo i was bored as fuck and i just went up and i called it and then she was like hello operator i was like and then i just hung up and i went and sat back at the front door and i think subconsciously i was like i want to see if they actually show up and then i just sat there playing and the police showed up my mom went to the door and she like looked down at me she's like did you call the police and i was just like no no oh no i didn't and she was like who called the police and i was like how do you call the police and i remember i just like acted no i didn't and she was like who called the police and i was like how do you call the police and i remember i just like acted like i didn't know what was happening and like i was confused and i fully got away with it and like nobody knew that i did it but my siblings were

sleeping so obviously it was me and i think my mom just looked at me she's like whatever man whatever keep play whatever she did bad yeah um the for, the last thing I'll say, because we got to go take y'all to the airport, was Jay and Silent Bob, the song. So we had a direct TV worker over. And my parents- We're like three, just learning how to talk and be good at talking. We're so, so young. And my parents, or my dad, loved the jay and silent bob movie if you know

and there's this song in there called like i i don't want to say it in front of her but it's like basically like fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck smoking weed smoking weed and you were proud of us well the directing view worker came over and i remember mom saying do it say say it like do the thing and then because your door i remember being by y'all's like bedroom door and we start singing it and we start saying it and doing the whole thing and like all this and the direct tv guy did not react he did not think it was cool at all he did not like it and then we ended up getting in trouble for it because like you said you're like and then you gaslit us into thinking like we did something bad but yeah i remember like the jane silent bob

yeah fff fff i remember i was obsessed with like tenacious d and all the songs and there were so yeah and my parents had this cd for the soundtrack so me and my brother would listen to that and then i was like why i remember growing older i was like why are my parents putting this CD for the soundtrack, so me and my brother would listen to that. And then I was like, why? I remember growing older, I was like, why are my parents putting this on in the car for us? Like, they thought that was funny, that we were like, that was what we were learning. All right.

Media of the week. Like, me when no one cares about media. Like, we just do it for ourselves at this point. Like, I just want to talk. I just want to keep talking about it. Like saw bottoms and it was so fucking funny i'm literally gonna see it again tonight um best movie ever and then songs q fanfare by prefab sprout bring me back jeff cowell all i have to do is dream the everly brothers that's it mine is walk on by otis the third and then what's that stevie wonder song um i believe if i fall in love this time it'll be forever and then don't leave me harry nelson

i have one the happy song by image i almost said that i almost said that luna loves imaging heaps. Oh, you're so cute. Look at her upper lip. What is she doing? She's like holding it down. Oh, my God. She's the cutest baby ever. Oh, you're going to talk now? Are you all going to put her under the plane?

Yeah. Yeah. But, all right, that was the episode. Thank you, Madeline,eline so much shout yourself out what's all your socials Madeline and Steven if you want to see more of Luna AX Madeline

AX Steven on IG but that was that episode hope you enjoyed this is my beautiful mother that's Steve. That's Luna. Bye.

Thanks for watching. Thanks for being on, Madeline. That was awesome. I'm stealing this baby. Yeah. She'll just stay with us. She's going to stay with us. She's going to stay with us.

Y'all have a back and play now. And we're going to take her to the nice guy. Yeah, she's going to party with us at Cha-Cha. You're on the list. We're going to get you on the list. She's going to get flewed out by Drake. I'm out.