Emergency Intercom - Emergency Intercom Is A Sociological Study Conducted By The CIA

Episode Date: December 9, 2022

Drew and enya discuss how ai will probably result in the end of the world in the next 3-5 years, talk about how much they love mr beast and Candace Owens needs to keep drews name out of her mouth. This episode is sponsored by Better Help. Learn more and save 10% off your first month at betterhelp.com/intercom Go to Zocdoc.com/INTERCOM and download the Zocdoc app for FREE. Then start your search for a top-rated doctor today. Many are available within 24 hours. Join the Parade and get sustainable creative basics that prioritize comfort and quality! Get 25% off with no minimum order at checkout when you use EMERGENCY at checkout! You have party plans. Dress and feel your best with Parade underwear and outerwear. Follow Enya on Insta: @EnyaUmanzor Follow Drew on Insta: @DrewPhillips09 To listen to the podcast on YouTube: bit.ly/EmergencyIntercomPodYT Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: bit.ly/EmergencyIntercom If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: bit.ly/EmergencyIntercom Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hey Spotify, this is Javi. My biggest passion is music. And it's not just sounds and instruments. It's more than that to me. It's a world full of harmonies with chillers. From streaming to shopping, it's on Prime. oh wait no that was the fiona apple shit i was trying to do it just came out way better you know at the end of where she starts fucking screaming? Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God.

Vegetable cutters. Want you to love me? Yeah. Vegetable cutters. No, I said vegetable cutters, but it sounded like I said vegetable cutters. Fiona Apple's album, Vegetable Cutters, it makes sense because her last name is Apple. I'm going to fucking hate you. Okay, so we've talked about this before but i just need to bring

it up again because i just had a new addition onto why it's gross when men don't wash their hands after they pee okay wait let me let me preface the story so i went to the bathroom right before we recorded and i had washed my hands um because i had dust from my hands because i got out my 3ds because i'm giving it to my nephew for Christmas. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And I was like, I don't want fucking dust all over my fingers. That's nasty. And then I came back in here and I was like, oh, wait, I actually need to pee.

So I went pee and water from my hands had splashed on the toilet bowl lid when I washed it. And I was like, I'm not getting down there to fucking wipe that water off the toilet bowl lid. It's literally fucking soap water. Like it's not gonna affect anybody. So I was like, I'm not gonna wipe that off. And so I came back in here and I was like, FYI guys, I just peed, but it's water from my hands when I washed my hands, not piss on the toilet bowl seat.

And then I was like, but you said that you were like, oh, from when I washed my hands before i peed yeah and then i was like okay but did you wash your hands like after you peed i'm confused like why did you wash your hands i don't have a dirty dick i don't here's i don't have a dirty penis i don't have to wash my hands men literally don't wipe and i know that fucking wiener drips in your fucking undies. So you have pissy undies. You have pissy undies. And your wiener goes and sits up against. Every man has pissy undies.

That is so okay. But that's what I'm saying is like that adds to why you should be washing your hands. Because each time you fucking grab your grubby nasty wiener, you have to dig through your fucking crusted over PP like calcium-fied underwear to grab your calcium wiener and then also before we started drew us in here like this like literally like touching the fuck out of his mouth no i was pulling my nose down so i could smell my mustache it's a thing and then he said it's a fucking thing he said it smelled like ricotta cheese and then he was like i didn't say anything he goes i was kidding it doesn't smell like ricotta cheese. It smells like fucking diptyque.

Um, yeah, sure. Yeah. It does. You want to smell my mustache? No. Ew. Give me a kiss. Ew.

Give me a kiss. I know somebody has stinky breath. Their mustache smells like fucking shit. Yeah. Not mine. Could it be me? Could it be me? One time when we were younger, my brother ate a big mac and he said that his upper lip smelled like big mac for two weeks and he was freaking out no the thing

is is that has stuck with me ever since you told me that story that has stuck with me since then and i am actually petrified to eat um big macs because every time i eat them i just have this like i smell the odor that a big mac creates and it's like i don't know how that's appetizing but somehow it is but it stinks like fucking shit and like farm turds or something i don't know and like it stains it really does stain your skin if you get it on your fingers smell your fingers after a big mac three days later and you'll smell the fucking special secret sauce i feel like i have to burn my fingers after like eating they put so many onions in goddamn chipotle it is i know i literally feel like i have to go with a bleach cleaner on our counters and like not use gloves and just get my fingers coated in it and even then if your nails

are long enough the scent seeps under your nails and it just stays there like it gets like you know how calcium or like a vile amount of onions yeah vile like you know how like i was saying the other day i was like i need to just get a new kit like litter box because azul's piss has like entered the plastic that's what i think chipotle onions does to my nail bed like my actual like hard nails like from the heat of the bowl while i'm eating and like the tortilla and stuff, it expands my nail bed from the heat. So it opens up layers so that the onions can go in. And then I just have stinky fucking fingers. Yeah, I know.

Yeah, right. Right. Right. Right. I had something to say to add to this conversation. And then I started thinking about the inevitable takeover of ai and i genuinely was like how do i segue into this but there is no segue and it's just terrifying and there's nothing we can do and your creative job is going to be obsolete soon because um also

that whole never mind oh the the picture thing where you could put your picture in it like that shit those things are a scam like a weird ploy to like fucking learn for a psychological psychological operation bro no but it literally is um stolen artwork from deviant art is what i've been seeing i don't know if that's like real but from what i've been seeing it's like their databases use deviant art as like um i just started and i didn't realize it um but it's yeah it's like a foundation yeah yeah and so like all those like drawn pictures are just derivative from like this deviant art um also although somebody could say that like instagram and every other app is like data mining and like just taking our pictures and like selling them and like doing weird things with them like for some reason when it comes to

something like that i'm like once i'm on safari uploading an image it's a wrap like what like or like i don't even know if it's on a website but do you know what i mean like when you're on safari you hit something and it it the apple thing something changes or like i don't even know if it's on a website but do you know what i mean like when you're on safari and you hit something and it it that apple thing something changes or like upload image i'm like you're not getting access to my fucking folders right now because you know you have to scroll through for the good picture of yourself that you want to put in there so that fucking website is seeing all your photos it's seeing your coochie it's seeing your tits yeah well think about this we gotta put a pair of tits in that thing yeah let's see what happens let's see what happens um the web browser used within tiktok app can track every keystroke made on its user's phone

that's fucking terrifying we're all keylogged we're all keylogged outside of the app i think that's what it's saying new york times said it can track every keystroke in the phone Well, I'm not on anything except Instagram anymore, which does make me So out of the loop like I literally don't know and I have no idea what is going on anymore Which is kind of nice I do all the only things I know is like with the thing like that I'm also signed up for Apple news, but it's like not like to my abide it'll be like threats of nuclear missiles and i'm like and then i swipe up you have to you have to scroll through

there's nothing new and i'm like i gotta put my phone down and go to fortnite right now i i recently made i think the best purchase i've ever made in my entire life i have thought about the way my screen sounded and i was like why can i make that sound? I recently made the best purchase I've ever made in my entire life. And it is Apple News. But it's like... No sponsorship. No sponsorship. But it genuinely has changed my life in a very real way.

Like instead of in the morning, like waking up and doom scrolling on my iPhone, I wake up and doom scroll on the Apple News app. But it is tailored to my preferences. So I like avoid all of the war shit because I'm sorry, like I don't need to see that. It's scary. It's terrifying. Like whatever.

I avoid everything other than the only gnarly thing that scares me that I watch is literally AI. But everything else, it's just like science-based and like happy news articles and stuff like that so every morning instead of yeah I just like read a couple articles in bed instead of laying there for two hours watching TikTok I do need to tap back into watching movies and shows and like reading books because I since I don't have any social media on my phone other than Instagram and my Instagram like

for like page like my following page because I don't look at my discovery page oh I love my discovery page oh yeah you're a freak I was gonna say if you use your discovery page on Instagram you are fucking weird and like you were like living in a different space and realm of time than I am and like that's so scary no we were going through my likes i'm not gonna do that now because it's like actually humiliating but um it was literally like he looks like it was like an ipad baby yeah no it was like sensory tiktoks and shit like that it was fucking weird but i just love that shit i love like that it was sensory tiktoks like cute little baby monkeys and then like i don't know what else lamps like i don't know like it

was sound waves visualized which is like really pretty if you want to know i saw something today that i actually thought you would think was really pretty but this 3d artist like remakes like um like um little cells in the body and like one that he made like lipids like literally look so lit like i was like oh my god i want to like live on this if i can i can find it okay oh no yeah wait i want to fucking eat that i I know. I want to fry it up and eat it. I bet it, like, pops and it tastes like rose. Yeah, it's a gusher. A gusher but natural flavored. So, like, shit.

We'll insert those pictures so you can see them. There was something else I was going to say and I forgot. Oh, yeah, but I have to get back to watching movies and reading books because all I do now is look at things to consume in terms of purchasing online all i do is like look at clothes and like books and shoes and i'm like wow like why do i need this right now um oh but actually yesterday i found like a bunch of steals on things for you and like i shouldn't say that i should just like when it gets here be like oh my god like because i thought of you but i have to make it apparent that i thought and it's not necessarily

a gift because i don't think it'll get here in time but i was like you know what i don't even care because this is i'm a good friend i'm a good friend yeah well i bodied your gift so for christmas i know i've been really bad like i. I'm going to show Kai after this and he's going to freak the fuck out. And you're going to be like, damn, I cannot believe you've done this. I cannot believe you've done this. And I'm just such a good gift giver. All of a sudden, like something came over me. It's because I taught you.

Yeah. I taught my baby. I was so bad at giving gifts for so long. It was actually like comical how bad I was. Like gift. I don't know what to get anybody because i like i'm a selfish person and i only think about myself and only think about what i want and i don't care what other people want no you know what it is that's what i did i got you guys both the

fleshlight and then i was just like i hate that you have to like just bleep it because that is the funniest shit ever it caught me so off guard but yeah that's like the last thing i was expecting you to say yeah like what the fuck leave that though don't leave that bleep that as well but what the fuck was i gonna say oh you know why it's hard for us to shop for each other in a friend group is because none of us say anything real and then when we do all of us are just listening waiting for our turn to say the real thing and then no one's saying anything yeah it's just never it's not a real conversation ever i actually don't i think that is the key to long-lasting friendships is to talk about nothing

forever because i was thinking about that because we were like why how do we still have shit to talk about always and why are we not bored of each other yet we've literally been together for every day for five years like it makes no sense how we don't hate each other's guts and it's because we talk about nothing we make noise now we make noise yeah i like literally scream and making you laugh and it's like funny it's like that was like the addition to us being like oh what do we talk about like in the car we don't we're we're really at a point of talking about nothing like what last night we were just making noise like you were just oh you were silent the whole fucking car ride and then pulling up to the house you just started making noise i was like bitch can you shut the fuck up like he was dead silent the whole car ride you're mad you're

mad but yeah so so ai is like taking over should we keep talking about that because it's actually scaring the fuck out of me and i know kai has some good shit to say about it kai i will let you talk about it about ai yes because actually for once it was actually not even for once because i do fear like ai and like I fear technology advancing wait hold on there's an explosion why was that an explosion and some car alarms going off and the dogs barked

why did the whole house shake what the fuck was that no actually what was that that might have been like a gnarly car accident but like that no literally what if the nuke just went off this episode is brought to you by samsung galaxy ever captured a great night video only for it to be ruined by that one noisy talker with audio erase on the new samsung galaxy s25 ultra you can reduce or remove unwanted

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I did see a video of somebody like pranking their family where they were like, they airplayed this thing that was like a nuke warning. And then some of the family members took out their family where they were like, they airplayed this thing that was like a nuke warning. And then some of the family members took out their phone and I was like, we are trapped.

We are so trapped. We are like so bad. They're recording the nuclear bomb threat. In the midst of a nuclear warning. Your family is around you and we are recording the TV. Like we are trapped. We're all gonna die.

We're all dying. You don't need that video. Like that phone is going to be a pile of dust and the only thing left will be the Apple logo cause I know they made those things like nuclear proof. And like, cause you have to have the, they want like people to find the logo and be like, what was this?

And like backtrack and be like, oh my God, Steve Jobs. My fucking ego is so big that I would record that and while I'm recording it, be like, oh, this is gonna be like the the thing that everybody watches in about in a hundred years like in 50 years when they're talking about this specific nuclear explosion like everybody's gonna watch this video okay tap into some the ai yeah uh well i was thinking did you guys know that they trained like a bunch of the models over like 10 years on the capture data like the capture data oh like the pictures taken with yeah yeah okay like i think

that started eight years ago where you click on the traffic light or whatever and that is like the foundational basis upon which they trained all the ai now oh my god so we're like creating our own enemies yeah i think google started that like 10 years ago or something do you know what he said yeah yeah oh you like well just you're a girl and it's like technology yeah that's what i thought you were saying but i was just making sure it's just like no but i i have my boy thinking cap on today so i've got my i'm just i'm just making sure i'm thinking about like pussy and like not washing my hands after i piss and like yeah like nfts yeah like stuff like yeah um but that's why that those fucking sites i'm like this is crazy and like tiktok filters and all of those things like they freak me the fuck out because i'm like this is fully just like

you're tapping into something so that ai can fully learn like down to our like facial like we're teaching the robots exactly what we're trying to keep them from learning and knowing when they're doing the captures it's like are you a robot no click this image and then the robots learning how to click this image google's ai figured out uh where the g-spot is it doesn exist. That shit doesn't exist. Well, it must because it's like a super intelligent. Did you like test it out?

I haven't gotten the opportunity to test that out. Because if it's men, tell me. But yeah, it scares me. But then I also think I'm like then when I'm back outside like we were talking about it. You were like talking to me about it.

And when I was driving my car, I was like looking at it. I was like, okay, AI this, AI that. But look out here. I don't see an AI in sight. Yeah. How do you know? As far as I know. And as far as, listen, I'm back.

Ignorance is bliss. Yep. Hear no evil, say no evil, speak no evil. Hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil. And I'm like, I don't, who, what is AI? Who is that? Like, that doesn't have anything to do with me as far as I'm concerned at the very moment. Yeah. So I'm

like, if I can go to the farmer's market and like look at fruit and be like, wow, this is a piece of fruit somebody grew. Like, then I'm like, then that stuff doesn't exist. And I would like to think that stuff doesn't exist and i would like to think that it won't like actually destroy our future but then i'm also like thankfully like you know how in the 80s they were like we're gonna have flying cars in 2022 i think about that for us

i'm like we don't have to necessarily like deal with that which sorry to my 2004 babies that i shot it led that i um was being mean to that's your problem like yeah the world ending is your problem i'm like i'm like ai taking over is a you and your third no girl this shit's gonna take over in 10 years maybe only five years this shit's taken over in 10 years that's the scary part i will just go but watch how fast we've said that before i will just go watch how fast it happens it's already happening so fast have your little fun now because it's not going to be fun in 10 years but is it happening that fast but i mean i will say over like i guess it is i will say all of the people i follow on twitter

using that shit they're sexy they're sexy in the art style like GPT-3. Yeah, it makes them super sexy and I'm not gonna go any further No, I meant Twitter I'm in Twitter. Wait, it makes them so from North Carolina My MC friends, but they're like post selfies in it and I'm like, damn you look cool as a barbarian Makes everyone like a little bit more of a baddie. Let me show you. Yeah cause it literally like it gives them like chiseled features.

Yeah but it's so subtle I'm like oh I guess you are like really hot. So I don't even find the need to do that cause I look at photos of myself now and I'm like I can see I have the creative mind to like just think of now you see the vision camera by accident i don't give a fuck damn send me this no like do you see what i'm saying yeah i do now it that's crazy so you see the vision though yeah maybe this is the real like use case for ai i know this is not what i'm translating but don't you can't say that there's like something there that you see i do visually see okay you're done see that's what i desire the most and when i go back to texas that's what i get except last time i've tried and failed

okay this one being no one wanted this is just like like the logo for a coffee company or something like this isn't very interesting all of these are like logos for coffee companies no this one he's a uh pilot he's in a pilot chair yeah so maybe like a pilot company or something and then i use this other fucking open ai shit that freaked me the fuck get no and you stop this is too much you're gonna see that i left like see i'm on my side account leaving likes and shit oh my god um but there's another ai by open ai that is actually fucking terrifying and i was playing with it all morning yesterday morning and i was making it literally write like comedy sketches and comedy bits about certain things and it was writing them and they weren't funny at all they fucking sucked balls and actually should we read one um but like it was i'm not reading that fuck y'all um but i

literally the prompt was i was like write a comedy bit about like a fart so loud that it breaks the sound barrier and it did and it was awful but the fact that it had the format, the formula, and was having the ability to make jokes and write it in half a second is fucking insane. In this same app or this same AI, you can say like, hey, like I'm having trouble coding a part of my app. And then you can say like, I don't fucking know code lingo. Like in Python, write some shit or i don't fucking know um about like coding your app and it'll ride write 50 lines of code for you that is functional i have a friend literally actively designing an app and he's stuck on a couple parts and he wrote um he asked it to write code for him and he implemented it into his app and it legitimately worked and it was like such

a big roadblock for him. It's fucking crazy. It's making everything obsolete. But it's definitely, AI has definitely made apps because like that app, those apps where it's like the girl getting covered in mud. Or you're like, AI. You're running on a strip and you have to go through like plus 10 or times 30.

Yeah. Those ads you see. They like fart and all the mud comes off of them. Yeah, like that has to be AI. Like they're like not human is writing that. The profile picture app was written with GPT-3. Really? Yeah, I looked him up on Twitter

and he had an AI write like 80% of that app. See, it's obsolete. Like the one that everybody's using? Yeah. It's obsolete. See, I don't even know the name of the app because I'm an individual and I like don't follow like things when people just do it um why would i have sex with all of the cast of mythbusters like do you agree or no i 100% wholeheartedly agree like why

is paramore on fucking mythbusters she's literally's literally nerd Hayley Williams. Why is no one talking about Hayley Williams being on fucking Mythbusters? Oh, I talk about it a lot. That's crazy. But yeah, the old man, he's giving like... Not anymore. I saw him in like a newer video and I was like, okay, you should stay back there. He's giving the kiddiest purring. He was wearing too tight of clothes.

The kiddiest purring. Wait, which old man? The one with the mustache? I like the goatee one oh adam's adam savage no all of them are sexy but in the og one oh not not not this one i forgot about this one wait adam savage yeah he's lit but not this one see i like don't mind him that much i like can't with him he looks like one of those dogs do you know which one i'm talking about yeah yeah like you know which dog he's really red but my little strawberry hi my little cherry wait one of them is like missing like there's oh yeah this motherfucker okay like now that i'm looking like maybe he's like 2003

hot i know he like oh the guy that looks like he was in some 41 yeah yes it's very scary i don't remember that is so funny and i cannot believe i got that reference like okay he is like lit like actually like he's just cute he's just cute he's just got that personality yeah should we talk about getting married off by your parents as a rite of passage in the bible belt or should we not touch or should we talk about how it is actually insane how important getting engaged is to like a huge part of society and that freaks me the fuck out like we were watching this person's videos and like this couple got engaged and it was a huge thing and like it's always a huge thing when you see it and like on the internet like people are like oh my god i can't believe this

happened like here's like the hdr like drone footage of it happening and it's like oh my god also like how are you like getting a nice speech from your partner and like not hearing that and being like, what the fuck is happening? I'm like, they have drones in Fortnite now. They also have drones delivering food in Granberry. You can order Chick-fil-A via fucking drone and it'll drop it off in your goddamn backyard. No, but you could literally shoot down a drone in fucking Fortnite now. The progression of this conversation the last one

minute is insane well i was gonna also say me texting in at 3 a.m saying i love you is like a foolproof sign that i'm suicidal oh i didn't see that i didn't oh okay but weddings are so fucking not weddings actually okay here's the thing i can get with a wedding because it's an excuse to throw a big party like it's an excuse to have a big party. Like it's an excuse to have a huge fucking party, to get all dressed up, to go have fun. Like, and whatever it is like a little odd that the basis of it is like,

we're a couple. Like, okay. We've known you've been a couple for 10 fucking years. Like, you're not about to like rewrap it up and be like, Oh my God, guys,

we're dating. Like, no, like we know, bitch, we know you're together. Like, that's the weirdest part to me with an engagement.

It's because people are like, okay, like I'm just like, we've been together for four years. Like I need to get engaged. I'm like, that's not going to change the fact that y'all fight every day. You're poisoned by negativity and anger and you need some cognitive behavioral therapy and just to reframe your mind and see the beauty in life. Because once you start looking for the good, it starts getting good and beautiful. That's not going to change my opinion on you know who i just

thought of you know the picture of shane dawson i fuck i literally edited him one time to be like ginormous like i made him like literally called him i like made him like like i wish i could find that fucking photo like i like made him like nine feet tall but like crouching does that make sense um but that fucking photo is so i remember so real though because like they would be the motherfuckers to have like a big drone but it's just like weirdly dark and like no one's literally such a sketchy ass vibe in that goddamn photo but the craziest thing is in my 2021 like year recap thing i posted on tiktok i snuck like that in there and like a lot of people were like why the fuck did you put the shane dawson photo in there like cannot believe we're standing shane dawson in 2021

and shit like that just people who didn't know who i was and then i literally just banned the word shane dawson from the comment section because I'm like, I'm not dealing with you freaks right now. No one's understanding the fact that that is so funny. I'm really not. Also, the weird thing about engagements is like, okay, like, so you're just rewrapping up your relationship. Now it's legal. So it's going to be way harder for you to get out of it, which like that is like, I know that's a negative thought, but like. Breakups are already hard like why are you why are you like re like you're you're really putting

your fucking like line in the sand you're rewrapping people love each other and then you wait like people take so long to have their wedding i'm like chop chop i'm not keeping up like i don't get it for four plus months i don't get it because i don't think i'm capable of like loving another well that's different because you have't think I'm capable of like loving another human. Well, that's different because you have issues. Yeah. I'm like a normal person who just like. But like I get why people get it.

Do you know what I mean? Like I get like why you want that and strive for that because it's just like it's cute. Yeah. And I understand that. But I'm like, I guess it really is because I never grew up around it. You always also. It is so foreign to me. You have also always, always been like anti-marriage.

Like not in like a negative way, just in a way that you're like, I can show my love in other ways without like a legal fucking paper. Yeah. But that's because I never grew up around anybody who was like, could or was getting it done legally. So I'm like, you're just're just married babe you've lived together for 10 years like in my head you're married like you don't have to you don't have to make it literally like a fucking legal olympic to break up like you can just be married and normal i'm just gonna

whoever i end up with i'm like what are you you mine? Am I yours? No, babe. Be mine forever. I'll make you my husband. If it doesn't work out in my other routes of interest, in my other options, you could be my husband. Okay, see, that's like my biggest plan is to ride. That's why I've been friends with you for so long. I've been putting up with all the bullshit. And I will be your gay best friend until the end but like really what i'm after is that pussy

that's really all i've been here for let's talk about it um wow so damn you're really committed to the bit because like you're having a lot of sex with men yeah because i can't i don't i don't want to be i don't want to be i don't want to be you don't want to get caught yeah i don't want to get caught so i'm just like trying to be as inconspicuous as possible so you're just gonna cheat on me until see the thing is is there are people out there that believe that like i actually think there's people in my family that probably think like we're like a thing without the label and shit like I guarantee my grandma Janita like actually thinks we're a thing oh 100% because there's no reason letting

her believe there's no reason for her to be obsessed with me the way she is unless she thought I was in her family yeah like she she like I am family to her but like I will say we talk about this all the time but like in a way that's how i see it too though because i'm like like madeline's like niece like that's my niece yeah like and there's no going around but that also could be like i kind of grew up with madeline too so now i just have like a pair of social not even parasocial i literally have like an intimate relationship with madeline in a way that i'm like that's my the way my grandma texts me more about anya and says, tell Enya I love her. Then she says I love you to me.

It's fucking insane. And have you even, you've met her once in person. I met her once. At the celebration. I met her once. Oh, yeah. At the party. At the big party.

She threw the party, though. She made the party. She did. She really did. She turned up. She made it a party. Me saying she threw the party. She's the it girl at the party.

She killed my brother is what it is um yeah i've only met her once but i just have that effect on people yeah i meet people they're like i'm obsessed with you no that's literally real as fuck like yesterday we met two people that we've known for a while um and i could feel everybody's energy in that conversation gravitating towards you not in a bad way but i was just like damn and naturally like inya just commands like an audience i'm just charismatic i'm sexy also my big tits help because people are like it's hard to look away from their own it's hard it's really hard to look away and there's just like a tension that brings people okay and it is because i shove magnets within the skin layers and then i throw air tags on everybody so they're just like

a magnetic pull yeah okay so the thing is is i actually do i'm gonna get my nipples replaced with air tags don't do that don't do that i'm gonna get air tags your body will reject them and attach air tags to them so bad so it can just lay in my disgusting fucking furry ass hairy belly but I need to address this because it's actually like getting out of hand a little bit but on the fucking

subreddit someone was like I've been here for three years and I still don't know if Drew is gay or straight bitch I'm fucking straight like I'm actually fucking straight it's actually annoying at this point that like you would even go there like also for you to like assume that like a gay man can't just indulge in grinder and like explore his like intimacy like and you're you're telling me a lactose intolerant person can't go down the milk aisle in the grocery store i'm just looking is that like a joke yeah

that's like someone on grinder was like i'm straight by the way and the dude responding back was like um this is grinder babe or something like that and he was like oh so you're telling me lactose intolerant people can't go down the milk aisle and just look like in the grocery store, like, wow, okay. That's a really good one. You're right. Right. Whoa. Oh, Mr. Beast is fucking awesome. We were both like taking a moment to look at our notes.

Mr. Beast is actually fucking awesome. Like we've already said this and gone on like a pro Mr. Beast rant, which is actually fucking awesome like we've already said this and gone on like a pro mr beast rant which is actually fucking annoying like like actually i was gonna be like why hasn't he seen us talk about him but we've talked about him once and also he's like the biggest youtuber ever 45 minutes everybody is talking about him at all moments yeah but like why where there's something special about us there's something special what about me like put me in the box um literally put me in the box he is so literally his last video are you good wait how many videos does he release a month like maybe one or two wow but his last video made me and inya so happy the 100 kids versus 100 literally i teared up the first time we watched it and then the second

time we watched it i cried yeah i care for spoilers that's okay okay spoilers alerts mr b spoiler alert we don't spoil alert anything else we ever do but for some reason we choose a spoiler mr b's video it is more culturally important than any movie i've seen you know what it is too like i think um why that video made us like so emotional is because we have fully gotten to the age that we cry at like everything that like is a tearjerker on our iphones yeah and on tv like i literally like at any site of like a parent-child relationship being sweet i will cry and kill myself and like heal over and die and like roll over like i literally will pass away and that episode so basically what it was it was 100 kids versus 100 adults and you're like that's already interesting and then we're like how is that

legally possible but it's because it's like the parents versus kids so it's like parents like signing waivers that their kids can stay in these fucking boxes for a week and like the parents are involved too so like this one was actually kind of crazy because I... They buried kids in coffins. They buried, like, 70 kids. It was weird as fuck. Mr. Deese is, like, actually treading the line. He's pushing it. Like, he is pushing it. But, um, he... It's just, like, kids versus parents, whatever, and at the end, like, at one point, they, like, let them talk because the boxes are next to each other

and they put a pipe through and the kids talk to each other and the kids, like, at one point, they, like, let them talk because the boxes are next to each other. And they put a pipe through and the kids talk to each other. And the kids, like, start crying talking to their parents and the parents, too. And, like, some of the kids call for their parents and their parents aren't in the box, like, anymore trying to win. So the kids get really upset and sad. And, like, it's just so, like, emotionally, like. This seems objectively fucked up. What are you talking about? No, no, no.

It's sweet. You have to watch it. You have to watch it. Just describing kids being tortured separated from their parents sweet and it is you know like the kids and parents because then at the end a bunch of the kids that were left a bunch of their parents are in the box still like they they all stayed in these also box makes it sounds tiny but it's a building like it's a huge i was a mad like literally a coffin no no they were buried in coffins underground

what is going on it's literally like he built like two like huge building shape like boxes and it's like stay in the box challenge like whatever um it is odd that there's a party party in there because i know it stunk because it was like four days and i bet they had someone going in there cleaning it because i'm like those kids are shitting their ass off they're feeding everybody oatmeal every day like their metabolism is kicking right now. But it's just because at the end, they all like come out and they like hug each other. And it's sweet. And like the kids and adults who like both stayed in it are crying.

They're like, you did it. You did it. Oh, my God. And they're like, just all so proud because like, you know, before they left that morning to like go to the competition, they sat at the table and they were like, OK, no matter what, stay in there. And I'm going to stay in there too. So that like, no matter what happens, like we will walk away winning this. That was just sweet because it's like, aw.

I feel like it's... Very animalistic. I feel like the final Mr. Beast video is going to be Mr. Beast bailing out the United States. And like the next financial crisis or something. That would be fucking lit. Hopefully. Like literally, why is he so lit?

What is it fucking called? He's kind of scary. Like in a way, like there's something up. Yeah. No, me and Kai have talked about that forever. Adam Roper or what is his name? Mark Rober. Mark Rober and Mr. Beast have some skeletons in their closet that no one has talked about. They have to. Mark Rober is. That guy's awesome. I love Mark Rober and Mr. Beast have some skeletons in their closet that no one is talking about. They have to.

Mark Rober is. That guy's awesome. I love Mark Rober. I actually get excited like a baby when I see he drops a video because he'll like make squirrels like do these competitions and stuff in his backyard. Yeah. It's really sick.

I've seen like the guy who like feeds all his raccoons, but I haven't seen that. Oh, no, no. It's like really high budget science based content like he maybe if i saw it he worked on like a rover to nasa and then started like a youtube channel that's science-based and there's it's good there's some evil energy there that i cannot explain i cannot explain it no i'm just kidding he's such a good guy he really is so nice that's like the part of me that like fears power is like there's something up with mr b's yeah but then the part of me that i'm like he's just like a dude who's literally

like like yeah you know what you go stinky because i kind of have a feeling he stinks but i'm like you go stinky um but uh blackstone reality um real it's real estate worth 125 billion dollars um owns 125 billion dollars of apartment complexes all across America and have been buying it up ever since 2008, probably prior, while they're collapsing. And so are all the other real estate companies. So, like, just wait. Just wait. Everything's going to go back to how it was supposed to be, where we can all own our own stuff.

Well, I think if you used your phone and text somebody horizontally, that you are a fucking killer. Wait, text someone horizontally? Like, cause you can like turn off the thing and like text on your phone like this. Oh! I think actually ergonomically,

it's probably way better for your wrist. I thought you were saying me doing that, and like that I'm a killer. No, but like, that's like an old people thing. Like why are you turning your phone? This is fucking insane. Like why are you like turning your phone and like using it like that i'm a killer no but like like that's like an old people thing like why this is fucking insane like why are you like turning your phone and like using it like that i swear when the iphone first came out people would do that no because that was like a show off thing like oh like you think i don't have a sidekick look at this yeah exactly because like that's when it was like lit but like now actually recently i have been using my phone more often

in horizontal mode than vertical mode because i've just been watching so much youtube because i'm trying to get off of every other social media app um and yeah that's normal watching like the youtube video like that but like texting like that like if you got off the youtube video and you were able to type and look up videos i'm like get an eye like get on your ip iPad like what why are you on your iPhone like that? Even on your like if you text on your iPad Why are you doing that? Oh, I do I do that every you have the keyboard attachment to your iPad You caught me doing that last night. I was sending audio messages. I literally it was so funny

I was like damn This is like the first night in a very long time that I haven't been super like emotionally depressed and sad before going to bed and thinking about everything and freaking the fuck out and I was like damn like I feel so good and happy and I love life and I was just like spreading that joy with my really close friends Hunter and Tag and I was like dude life is beautiful all you have to do is just like love. That's it. Like be happy. And then I came in and I destroyed it. And then Inya barged in with like the most gnarly like anxiety stress inducing conversation I've ever had in my entire fucking life. And then I was like, I was like, oh, like I don't care.

Like I can see the beauty in life and I love everything. And then just I like kept thinking about it and spiraling. Granted, it pissed me off not you the conversation at hand but um you know I had to do it like I just like I could sense from the living room I was like Drew is silent and happy and I need to go over there and I need to kill that joy yeah yeah I just need to remind you that like life is not evil there's nothing good that happens it's it's a pit of suffering why am i like syphosis syphosis you're syphilis syphilis the guy who rolls the ball up the hill yeah it's syphilis yeah yeah you are serving syphilis sisyphus sisyphus sissy fist oh oh that was good um candace owens needs to keep my name out her fucking mouth.

She has not said your name in so long. She needs to chill the fuck out. Candace Owens, like, yes, I'm a man. Yes, I wear dresses. You don't have to post it on IG story. What was the video? Was it the video of you in the living room and my big ass dress twirling?

There was one of me frolicking around in one of your dresses in your bedroom. She posted. Oh, yeah. And so I posted that as a rebuttal, the one of me spinning in the dress. And I was like, yeah, like, i don't give a fuck but i was lumped in with like harry styles and other uber famous people at the point at that time so i was like damn like she sees me in this dress and thinks like harry styles yeah or things like, oh, like big influence. Like I can twist it to feed my ego somehow. But that bitch really did post me and I don't give a fuck.

She thinks you're going to hell. Literally cannot. She needs to keep my name out of her mouth. I'm not fucking playing anymore. You need to keep your mouth on my mouth. Come here, come here, come here. I love you so fucking much and I want you to know that. How come I can't smoke on a plane but they could cook that stinky fucking fish up there yeah true like what like what literally what is me

smoking like a little bit gonna do if anything you need me to smoke on the plane to eradicate the fucking fish smell before i think everybody like hits something somebody trying to build a bomb on the plane that i was on from New York. I do not believe you. I'm being serious. How did they do that? That's a shame. I don't know if it was a bomb, but I looked over and this guy came out and a ton of smoke came out of the bathroom.

And then the flight attendant was like... Dude, no, he shit. He shit a cartoon shit. The new Kiki Palmer SNL bit. Yeah, it's fucking baby smoking cigarettes inside of him okay so the flight attendant went over yeah the flight attendant was like um excuse me did you light something on fire and he was like i have no idea what you're talking about and there's just like a shit ton of smoke coming out she's like come over here look at this look at this and it like she was like yelling at him in front of everyone and he just would not

admit to clearly like he had like a boxing the fuck he had like a she was like yelling at him in front of everyone. And he just would not admit to clearly like. He had like a box mod. Like it literally seemed like he had a fog machine in there. And he was like, I have literally no idea what you're talking about. That's fucking lit. Maddox one time on a plane. He was, I forget what, I think they were flying to Missouri. And it was Madeline, my mom, Steven, my dad and Maddox going to Missouri and Maddox, it was a completely empty flight. Like they were the only five people on this airplane.

And Maddox is like my nine year old nephew. He was probably eight or seven at the time. He went to the bathroom and like disappeared for like 30 minutes and everybody was like, where the fuck is Maddox? And then he came back and he just sat down and was completely silent for the rest of the flight. And then my sister went up to go to the restroom is Maddox? And then he came back and he just sat down and was completely silent for the rest of the flight. And then my sister went up to go to the restroom and Maddox had gone into that restroom and destroyed it. Like, soaked, like, toilet paper in, like, water and threw it at the sink and was trying, like, flushing the toilet paper down this, like, the toilet as it, like, goes. And, like, he had fucked it up and he completely lied he was the only person that went into that bathroom the entire flight

other than madeline and he is still to this day committed to that lie and he will not admit that he destroyed the bathroom and it was so bad that the flight attendant was just like no this bathroom is like off limits you have to use the other one and like he lied and like i it's hilarious like i don't give a fuck dude i love but he got his no he didn't i mean he got his ipad taken away no he did like he got in a lot of trouble i was gonna say he got his ass beat but he didn't get his ass well he did because i beat his ass yeah with words with words yeah um she brum but i don't know what i was gonna say oh i love when kids lie like once kids get to the age where they just start lying it's so good someone the other day told me that actually kids

like lying early is a good sign of their intelligence because oh i was just like itching behind my ear. And I was just getting the motion right. I fucking hate you. But it's like a sign of intelligence because like if a kid can sit here and articulate like a situation to be like, oh, how can I frame this situation that like it will benefit me? If they start doing that really young, that is kind of scary. But like it's a sign of intelligence because if like your four year old can be can be like okay that thing was wrong i'm gonna say that i did this instead so that like it doesn't fall back on me then it's like showing that the kid has like can just like keep up like okay like i know this i know that i know that that's but also maybe like terrifying i like kids when they like lie about stupid shit like that like him coming to the seat dead silent and just

being dead silent because like he knew like yeah he was like i shouldn't you know it's awesome to think about as he got in there and he did the first mark of bad action it was like that felt good that was fun that was fucking like he probably started with like squirting the soap and not taking it and it just fucking shooting it was like he's he's like a well-behaved kid and this was like a purge for him like he's never done anything like this ever but like it was apparently like brutal and gnarly and cannot believe and like literally just so bored you also put him on a fucking metal tube probably with no movies on his ipad he was like yeah and he probably didn't take his medicine that day dude it was it was just like a lot like apparently for my parents and madeline and steve but um it's so funny him getting in trouble when he does something like stupider that he doesn't shouldn't be doing because he actually is like really intelligent like i i

actually believe that he is like super smart and way too smart for his own good um and he's like way too smart for his own good. And every time he gets in trouble, like it is so funny to watch the way he reacts to it. Because he like shut down, shuts down, gets super red, like doesn't cry. But like is like a complete, like you can see how embarrassed he is that he like did that. Because he knows better. Yeah. I just like when kids know better. My cousins are all too old.

I don't know. It's funny. You guys are funny people. So I'm sorry that I like to laugh. Tomorrow, don't even bother clocking in. Oh my God. Yeah, we're recording like 18 episodes in a row for you guys. It's going to be so hard.

Well, with that being said, should we hop into some media? Yeah. Media-ish media. What if I put my head in the oven like Sylvia Plath? I would actually love that. I would fucking slam it so hard so the heat isn't what would kill you.

You would die from decapitation. I would love, I would love if you did that. I'm gonna save that for the 69th episode. Damn, you know what was really, dude. Damn, you looking fine. really... Damn, you're looking fine. Because that body like, whoa. You know what sucked is my family stores like oil, like used oil. Like if they like fried something, they'll like, if it's a big thing of oil, they'll just store it in the oven.

And so many times as a fucking kid, I'd be like, I'm going to make cookies and turn on the oven. And I just burn smoke out the house and like i open the oven to go put my cookies in and i get like fucking bombed by like a bunch of like smoke um from burnt oil or like i would when i would go take the oil out i would drop all the oil at the bottom and be like fuck i'm like i don't want to fucking clean it and i would just like put it back and then it would still burn and then like that burned oil would burn over and over and over again every time i use it burn burn these nuts well here's my um i have a note that is just ha ha ha ha ha okay you're a freak um my media of the week is boys a liar by pink pantherous um i genuinely have listened to that song 38 to 45

times in the last two days it's literally only two minutes long it is the only song she's listened to when you put that oh never mind i was gonna say when you put that into time i've only listened to it for 20 minutes but that's like 80 minutes of listening damn damn damn damn and honestly that's the only media i'm gonna give you guys today actually um my other song is and this is my last immediate is take a bow by madonna okay fucking song um i have been listening to like a lot of brazilian funk yesterday i mean jesus christ i've been listening to a lot of brazilian funk recently um which is like the most lit music i think ever created i i haven't heard like anything that makes me want to like move more than that music i don't have any specific songs off the top of my head because it's just like a bunch of like random mcs and djs on um soundcloud like it's like a playlist

that a friend made for me um but yeah just look into it and find your own shit um it's really really fun um and then still on my like schizophrenic music taste like i made a playlist of just like all the music that like genuinely like there's no reason i should be listening i don't know what this song is but like that's not a real song and i love this i'm just so into it right now and i cannot get out of that hole um but like an example is uh i think i already said all this shit i know a lot of my media stuff i've been listening to already so or i've said already so i'm just like i'm taking a foul silence amiga es una lastima que alguien I don't know how the last word is cut off

by arrow gross um rave rats but that's like a 10 minute song I don't fucking know and I haven't been watching movies I want to go see bones and all or the new Pixar movie strange world yeah I'm down I want to see strange world

our friend who we're supposed to see tomorrow who i don't know how we're gonna make that work oh are we actually yeah i have to hit that motherfucker up because i can't today because i have literally after this i have to run to a shoot um and then i have the gym after that so damn i don't know why i'm so i'm fucking nervous um but anyways you're always nervous to meet new people yeah i hate i hate having to like yeah i don't hate it i love it but like it's so fucking hard for me to like be comfortable around a new person because like i'm just like a like just i don't know i don't know i get too in my head but i um i've been playing i haven't been watching movies i want to see strange world bones and all but uh i've been playing the new

pokemon game which like if you just look at like internet reviews of that game like it looks like it's the worst game ever created but i actually it. And there is a reason why it sold 10 million copies in the first week. It is, I personally think, like the best Pokemon game ever made. And like, I hate when people say this about AAA billion dollar gaming companies, where they're like, it's a step in the right direction,

but like, it really is. Like if they could just figure out the graphics, it would be a masterpiece. But like, I don't even know if you could run good graphics the graphics it would be a masterpiece but like i don't even know if you could run good graphics other than breath of the wild which was in development for 15 years on the switch like i don't know i have my qualms and thoughts about it but pokemon violet and scarlet is a really great game and you should play it and i already beat it i beat it in like four days and then i just have kind of been chilling on it.

It's like the first game in a while that I like am okay just like picking up my Switch and playing randomly. Alright, well thank you guys so much for listening. Yeah, thank you for tuning in. I hope you have a gorgeous weekend and yeah.

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