Emergency Intercom - Enya got bullied

Episode Date: May 31, 2024

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It feels weird being right directly in front of the camera like this Because I'm just staring down the lens I'm looking you in your eyes, you're not alone, I see you This is Jos josiah if anybody our first guest in the new set hey it's only right it's a movie it's a movie i'm the only one they could get on such short notice he's the only free person we could get on set also drew i'm sorry but the whole episode i'm gonna be looking at myself in that tv right you're welcome at half the time when we're doing an episode

and I'm looking at Drew, I'm looking past him and I'm looking at myself because I'm making sure my side... That's typical for me. I'm used to being looked through, not seen, not cared for really. Do you have some gifts for you? Oh. What the hell?

I think you're going to really like it. I have a feeling this is going to make me laugh. It will make you laugh even. Oh my gonna make me laugh We got gifts from TMG Are you fucking kidding me? I'm literally about to throw up. Oh wait No y'all this is so hard to open no these are the okay i got really scared because i thought it was a tape recorder yeah i was like fuck i have to act like i don't have this this is awesome and i'm gonna i'm like

literally shaking holy shit i actually can't believe that this is perfect because we're going to texas i know yeah wait we need to explain so me and drew are obsessed with teenage engineer and we've been like telling the tmg team that we really want this even though it is like ludicrous and it's like the most ridiculous ask ever it's literally two bitches who get like a team behind them and we're like just give me the jet like give me the jet this is our equivalent and we just got the jet y'all but no emissions holy shit thank you guys And we just got the jet, y'all. But no emissions. Holy shit. Thank you guys so much.

This is actually awesome. Thank y'all. I needed this. Y'all have no idea how much I needed this right now. Oh, my God. Wow. Thank you so much. This is actually awesome.

I thought it was going to be something really stupid. Dude, they have been talking about these microphones. I'm not joking. Y'all, the craziest part is I've even emailed them asking for them. Because they were sold out when I wanted to buy them didn't get a response Really Belgium Wow, thank you so much. Oh my god. This is perfect because we're going to Texas so we can like yeah Yeah Thank you

This is yeah, this is actually lit Trying to open it like a fucking fucking they make them like actually impossible to open when I got my tape recorder like it took me so long to learn how to open it but now I'm like I'm really well versed in teenage engineer because I actually have so much stuff

I have an OP1 wow thank you guys so much I actually can't believe this damn this is awesome damn I can't even get it out of the packaging also what's cool is this big plastic acrylic case is going to be here 1,800 years after I die. And they're going to be like, what the fuck was in this? Now, Teenage Engineering. Well, what did y'all get for Josiah? My gift is the wrapping paper.

I love paper. Lucky for you guys, paper is my kink. What? Or my, I couldn't think of a better word. Paper is my boyfriend. You ate with that one. Okay, so. Thank you, guys. kink or my okay so yeah thank y'all okay to start this episode after the beautiful gift-giving I just wanted to start by saying I don't know if this is something weird or something that I only do or if this is something that all men do which i'm pretty sure josiah and kai are a part of this but i haven't been wiping my ass for like 15 days

and it's actually been like super sick because like it's better it's easier it saves money on toilet paper also i don't do this at all okay well kai does so you're a freaking freak okay you're rejoicing that you have a similarity with Kai when it comes to hygiene? Yes, that's my boy. And after 15 days, you just get to peel it off like a little scab. The buildup. Wait, how is poop still?

Okay, no, we can't do this. Yeah, we can't. We can't. We can't do this. It looks like a piece of calamari at the end. Here's the thing, guys. What calamari? Really quick, if anybody's interested in doing this process don't

just go straight into it go from wiping to just dabbing or slash putting pushing it back in to then you can go cold turkey pushing it back in just check the subreddit what's up are you full of poop oh wait that reminds me of the photo when twinks get this little belly that means they have a turd in the chamber also i wish like um have you ever seen drew posts like a meme to his story on his meme account and be like y'all were going viral like have you ever witnessed that no i don't well he does that all the time anytime a meme on his meme page gets like meme page what the fuck because your memes are so crazy they need to be locked up in the hate actually um but anytime a post gets like literally eight likes drew will post it to a story and be like y'all we're going viral we're going viral and then i was curious because i was like wait we need to go through your archive of your stories to see how often you said that his only stories on his meme

page are him reposting his own thing saying, we're going viral. Dude, I actually do know what you're talking about now because Drew, since like fucking 2018, has been showing me his page. And when a meme gets more than three likes, he's like, dude, it's like blowing up. We're cooking. We're cooking. I'm cooking right now. Well, there's only like 69 followers on that account. That laugh was like the craziest thing ever.

What? The fake laugh you just did. That was Josiah. No, you... That just came out of me. It reminded me of like... Do not watch the new season of Drag Race All Stars. It is rotten.

It is horrible. I like when they're mean. I want to see something. There's no stakes on this season. No one can go home. No one's winning any actual money. Is everybody against red meat now? Damn.

Oh, there's no stakes. Damn. Damn. Well, the other day when it was a full moon me and drew stood in our backyard and stared up at the moon because we're crazy people and we were just saying oh yeah and i said i want to let go of all the toxic and bad things in my life and what did you say i said i might not make it through my sleep i might disappear in my sleep yeah okay and i told him to take it back because I wanted to live.

When there's a full moon, you release. You release all the things you don't want in your life. Or no, no, when there's a full moon, you release. When there's a no moon, you speak the things you want into your life since it's a new. You're born anew. What are you doing? I was trying to flip off Josiah because I'm fucking pissed off at him. And I think everyone here knows why

oh because Josiah is Drew's boyfriend yes Josiah is Drew's boyfriend and you brought him on the podcast and now you're rubbing that makes me feel I'm not talking about this on the podcast Josiah is a cheater so you can't even be mad no I'm not

no I'm not you guys do need my help I'm a cheater, so you can't even be mad. No, I'm not. No, I'm not. No, I'm not. That's my response to be called. You still need my help. You guys still need my help. This is unacceptable. I really wanted to come today dressed as Super Nanny, like super bad. Like, Zach, we literally were contemplating at 1 a.m. last night,

texting you, saying, like, can you get a Super Nanny outfit for tomorrow? I would have found a way. I would have found a way. Oh my God. Um. Oh, Zenpic babies are gonna be crazy. Exactly, exactly. They really are though. You fading through.

They're gonna come out skinny as fuck. Yeah. Like the Zika virus babies with the shrunken heads. Oh, does that affect men though? What? I think that disease is only for the girls what zika i didn't know that i don't think that's real that sounds like something you just made up no zika is a very real thing you get it no i know zika is real girl i've like my life is a movie i'm

always in the airports and stuff so i remember when they had it oh and you have zika virus well had oh you got rid of it i got rid of it i got past it um but yeah i know that it's a real thing but josie is trying to claim that if a man had zika virus like it would it'd be like hpv like you just like it wouldn't think what's the oh the hbo is three people who just spend all their time together watching tv like that's all we do we literally get mad when josie comes over to the house and somebody invites us out to a play and we're like, fuck, okay, well, that's like throwing a wrench in our plans. And the play is in question is literally ordering Wingstop

and watching Drag Race and playing Fortnite. Yeah, Fortnite, the new season of Fortnite is so good. It's so good. Yeah. Are you playing with people? Is it that much better than that bullshit they did to us last time? No, for real. Why. Are you playing with people? Is it much better than that bullshit they did to us last time? No, for real. Why the fuck was it Greek mythology?

Because the Zodiacs and stuff. The Zodiacs? Because of the Zodiacs? The Zodiac signs and stuff. I don't know. There was no astrology in the season. I don't even think that's Greek. It meshes.

Y'all aren't on when I'm on. Yeah, it's different. I don't think we are. I think you're on. My lithium is hitting right now the new season is so fun i could see how it would be horrible if you played alone but with like a group of people it is so good it brought me back playing it alone actually makes me so fucking mad and i played the other night and i got so close to a win and then once I let my

controller down my hands were like cramped up and it felt like um it kind of felt like after I see your mom like that's how my hands felt um oh what's the other notes yet wait what do you mean oh my fingers were really cramped after I was playing 40 I know what do you mean by it just was reminding me I don't know like why why are you prodding me i want to know just say it just say oh finger blasting your mother oh right also which camera is recording so i know which one to look into that one i think it's this one no is it that one this is the main there's three of them are you serious this one is that one this one is the main one this one is the main one wait that one is yeah the one with the time on it i thought it was the one by kai not this one oh it is that one it is that oh it's that one yeah this one is yeah the one with the time on it i thought it was the one by kai not this one

oh it is that one it is that oh it's that one yeah it's this one because this is closest to my perspective like oh my god i'm staring at you i'm literally looking the other way i see the type of person that you are wait what were we talking about the um it makes you feel like what game were we playing where it was like i don't know who i am oh never mind it's stupid it's stupid there's this fucking game that we went to a friend's house for game night and there's this game that everybody is like a robot in the game and they all look the same and you just have to move your character around to figure out who you are in this crowd of like 20 robots and it was the funniest game to play with a group of people

because every two seconds somebody would be like i don't know who i am i don't know who i am it sounded like a big existential party of like i lost myself who am i i can't see myself oh drew tell that joke the ayahuasca joke which one show me to me please oh okay so y'all know show it to me rachel y'all know show it to me rachel please rachel show it to me well you could say show me to me rachel and it's uh me after doing ayahuasca and rachel's name is rachel or rachel's name is ayahuasca oh my god i'm so fucking fried i'm so couldn't it be your name is rachel if you were like show me to me please rachel show me to me please rachel no i'm asking rachel to show me yeah because rachel is you say show you're speaking to yourself like show me to me no rachel's god

in this scenario okay omnipresent rachel is jesus yeah um okay so to fill some time i feel feel like i could talk about basketball if y'all oh my god no we don't like we just started we don't need like you and some other guy were talking about basketball yesterday when we were walking back to the car and it freaked me out so bad that i had to run up to enya and rain and be like dude they're talking about basketball and it's freaking me out you just don't get it i really don't i actually don't when we were at that same game night before we had to get there early because Drew wanted to watch the rest of the fucking game. So we had to go like an hour early to finish the game. And I felt the exact way an infant does when their mother is ignoring them and on TikTok while the baby is on the chest.

I was just looking at the screen because it was something to look at. And I was like sitting on the couch, like on my knees, like rocking the game and he kept being like oh oh oh my god oh wow this is you always got it well that's my team like we're teammates at this point like i bought a jersey like we're part of this squad true kairi and luca kairi and luca you're you ate him up you're not a teammate you're a fucking fan oh wow mark cuban mark cuban died yesterday i know yeah no fuck you i would have seen that i keep up i would have seen that but yeah so kairi and luca best backcourt in the league right now um cooking rudy gobert defensive player of the year yeah fucking right that team was built to beat the nuggets and the nuggets only the reigning champions and the mavs are gonna sweep

them unfortunately tonight and it's gonna be very sad for them and i'm so excited i don't understand basketball or sports or anything but i'm a good-ass boyfriend and i fucking spoiled you and i take him to courtside why do you say shit like that i'm a good ass what do you mean uh the girls are fighting no no say it say it say what you want to say delusional girl here delusional delusional chocolate chocolate potato chicken uh okay i have a joke chocolate okay knock knock who's there potato potato who potato chicken dude this is like feeling like one of those episodes i'm gonna watch back and be like what the i'm already mortified i'm like feel like every episode that i come on ends up like that and y'all

keep bringing me on and you're like well fuck it we'll just have josie on it'll be a good episode and every time it's fucking horrible it's just a different type of vibe well um when i finish my period every few days after that i get really scared that there's a chance that i left a tampon in myself and then I'm gonna die ew yeah I'm fucking out of here I can't fucking do this shit I literally just threw up in my mouth do you know how hard it is being a girl y'all always complaining

about some shit like you don't have Sephora rogue sale right around the corner no Drew was like wait where are you going are you going to the Sephora road sale that was Josiah i thought it was the road sale what the fuck is the rogue sale rogue like red rogue wave rogue like red is that not what it is i don't know if that's girl or is it rogue because i'm going crazy in the sephora rogue oh i have a good idea for sephora the sephora challenge is go into sephora run in there try to eat as much makeup as you can before you throw up oh should we prank all gucci again oh well yeah

me and josiah okay so me and josiah kai don't touch that don't fucking touch that i was told by um the team that drew needs a little bit more room uh on his left side okay good oh wow also i'm so fucking big that i need that's not oh wow that is not at all you're taking up a lot of the shot right yeah it's not shocking oh my god this is crazy what makeup shade is that what makeup shade is that malt liquor do you know what he's referencing? Yes, I do. Okay, so Inya left to the gym and left me and Josiah home alone.

And when we're home alone, when we have custody of Josiah, me and Josiah just get into shit. We do fun shit. We're having us home alone. Mistake number one. Exactly. Also, you keep looking at this camera. It's not one.

Sorry, continue. So we decided to prank call. So our victims this time were luxury brand stores. So like Gucci, Prada, Miu Miu, Louis Vuitton, Versace. Why have we never called them? I don't know. And it was so good. Because I have business there.

Y'all are fucking with my business. Your business there is buying things and being a customer. The business in question. So we started prank calling all of them. And I don't know. Oh, no, we started with that shoe store. WSS sneakers. Because we called them.

I've called them in the past. I've been like, do you guys have gay shoes? Because that always tends to stump them. They're like wait i like gay shoes and i'm like yeah like harachi's like gay shoes like for for pride month like my son wants to go to school and show his colors and they're like oh oh oh well then we uh josiah decided to ask them if he could eat the shoes um and so it's like literally not funny like i don't know why it's so funny to us yeah um but we decided to call all of the designer stores and just contrive like a long story about how like we want to eat the shoes and it would freak them out and they'd be like wait what do you mean like you want to you want to consume the sneaker it's like the best prank

call because one it is not only so harmless but it genuinely gets the person on the other line asking questions because usually the person is like fuck you and hangs up but this one the person actually believes it because first they started out and they would be like oh no you have you can't just buy our like you can't just eat our product you have to buy it and then josie would be like oh no of course i'm gonna buy it but like can i eat it in the store i'm really can i eat the shoes in front of you and then it would like evolve into can i eat your shoes and they'd be like okay unless it was a woman because i'm not gonna do that that's creepy but if it was a man i would be like well what shoes are you

wearing can i eat them and then we called um have you tried the leather? Like, is it good? Oh, yeah, yeah. We also called Gucci and said that someone took a bite out of the purse that we bought. Oh, yeah. I bought a purse for my wife yesterday, and there's a bite taken out of it. Yeah, and then it evolved into us admitting that we were the ones that ate the purse. I took the bite out of the bag. And they were like, well, you can't fucking return that, bro. Yeah, and then she was like, okay, well, then I can't help you.

And then he was like, well, I'm going to eat it like should i just eat the whole thing eat the whole bag because it tastes really good i'm starving yeah and then we called land rover and asked them if we could eat if we could eat a defender piece or no no a land uh a range rover yeah range rover sport because piece by piece bolt by bolt defender would be too filling yeah because i told him i was like okay like i'm doing this thing where like every year i consume a whole car bit by bit throughout the year so like can i come in and taste test some of the bolts like and he was like what and i was like i know it sounds crazy like i had half an engine for breakfast this morning and he was like you want to eat the car and he was like you can't eat the

car and josie was like can i just taste just taste test like something under the hood where no one will see it? Like I'll just take a bowl or like lick the engine or have some of the oil that's in there. We'll insert some videos of it. I'll find a good one. I filmed literally every single one of them. I was curious if I could come in and just like eat the shoes. Eat the shoes? Uh, I'm sorry, what? To what? Eat the shoes. It's a crime to damage the product, I think.

No, no, no, I mean like I want to buy the shoes first and then eat them. You gonna buy them first or you gonna eat them first and then buy them? Oh, I would want to purchase them first. I mean, you can do whatever you want with them, man. You know, but we, you can't return them if you eat them. You know? I basically had like half an inch in for breakfast. It's weird, I know.

But I'm just looking to get more of a luxury one this year. I purchased an Infinity last year and I'm almost 70% through. The range of our Defenders are amazing. Yeah I'm almost 70% through. The range over defenders are amazing. Yeah, they're just so filling. I mean, I know I'm hungry right now, but I know it's going to be too much. And there's literally 30 minutes of footage. Did the car dealership one was the craziest one?

Because as somebody who just got a car, it is crazy how predatory like the car salespeople are, which I get it. Get your bag understand but like every time i went and looked at a car i got countless and resentless emailing and texts and calls from the car dealerships being like are you gonna buy the car oh we could give you a deal like low interest like blah like just harassing me so this guy stayed on the phone with the links that they will go yeah for literally, for literally six minutes. Seven, eight. Entertaining Josie eating the car. And by the end, he was like, I kept pressing it.

Like, no, I'm going to eat it before I buy it. I just came up with a joke. Oh, gosh. Wait, hold on. Let me think about it. Okay. Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven, eight, nine.

Fuck y'all, bitch. You didn't just think of that that's a joke that's been a joke like in like third grade fourth grade fuck y'all i'm burning your houses down my favorite i don't know josiah prank calls were on the way to jose uh not jose oh joseph tree no i knew you guys were gonna make joshua yeah what is joseph i knew this shit was gonna happen like a joseph tree expert i knew this shit would happen again no on the way to joshua tree and every you called like five chick-fil-a's and asked if they got the pussy part of the bird yeah drew came up with that that is really good line is calling them and saying do y'all use the pussy part of the bird

or no are we allowed to say that word yeah yeah of course we can say whatever the fuck we want nothing has changed say the crazy thing say do the fuck we want. Nothing has changed. Say the crazy thing. Do the crazy thing. Do the crazy thing. How much earlier were y'all awake than me? We woke up at like seven. Yeah, we've been awake since seven. We've been up. You look like it.

You're out of frame, Josiah. Oh, sorry. Okay, so back to basketball. No, bitch, shut up. Please no, up please no fuck the timberwolves um car anthony towns is cooked i'd love to hear more to scare me the emergency intercom meals on that account they're really starting to scare me because i keep referencing this fucking game night but before we went our friend was like oh game night that's what you were the president gay oh yeah he was the president of the gay night what is that thing that he's holding he's probably gonna put it in his

butt or something i'm just looking at the meals that's not so bad that's just wing stuff no but what i'm saying is what's scaring me is we are literally the generation of eat hot cheetos can't cook lie use iphone and i'm starting to think be bisexual no no that's pushing it yeah that's i feel like yeah no well they ate healthy this day avocado toast yeah no some people are making themselves things okay that meme was more of a premonition than it was like a joke. Like it literally was telling the future because our generation can cook breakfast. Like we can make eggs. Past that, it's a wrap. Like it literally finding somebody who can cook a real meal that tastes good.

I think in our generation is actually impossible. Pasta. I can make pasta. Anybody can make pasta. Butter noodles. Butter noodles. Butter noodles. The girls be making butter noodles.

I make Slim Jims at home. Oh oh in the toilet yeah now you make like cocoa uh cocoa puffs like little pellets and i'm cuckoo for cocoa puffs i'm cuckoo for cocoa puffs throw it at me um i would never throw something at a woman okay so basically rudy Gobert got his ankles broken by Luka. Oh my God, no! Maybe if he was wearing Gucci shoes, he wouldn't have... Gucci loafers. If he ate his shoe for breakfast that morning, he probably wouldn't have gotten broken down.

They should do a gay season at the NBA where they all have to wear high heels for all the games. Drew, what else happened in basketball? Thank you for actually taking interest in it. You're such a pick-me. I don't give a fuck. Wait, we need to go back to what you just said.

What? That he's a pick-me? He's a pick-me? No, no. Gay basketball league where they play in high heels. Oh, yeah, and they wear lipstick. Have y'all seen the gay basketball league? Oh, I've seen the gay basketball player who emotes after everything.

Yes, hold on. Who wears nail polish. What is it called? That's like every man now. Gay basketball Philippines. This is literally Drew. Dude, that's a normal reaction to getting a goal, though. For you.

For you, too. You want to celebrate. Oh, wow. Like he cooked them. And that emo is so fire. I love the bow. The Cupid's bow. The craziest part about this is that guy's straight.

Yeah, probably. No, that's literally one of my favorite videos of all time. Kyra, are you good? Yeah, I'm good. I still have a head rush from that. He just chugged a tall boy. Head rush. Well, if anybody was wondering where my mental state is,

this is something I wrote down in my notes. Kind of in the mood to go to a deserted beach that is kind of cold and foggy and I have to wear a really big jacket parka and have a metal detector and just find garbage. Oh, wow. That's where I'm at. I like that idea, but if you were wearing a bikini.

Three sizes too small. Just covering the nippleipple i'm not discriminating this year i'm gonna be sexually harassing drew and fuck it women cannot escape y'all want equality here you go here you go here you fucking go down oh wait y'all last night at kai's we had like such a pretty night kai's birthday um we had like a beach bonfire and kai's community came out and it was genuinely very sweet and cute it was it was a good idea you know people um i was worried it was going to be freezing cold but when the fire got started and we all got cold or close and like it was sweet it was really cute but before the fire was started it was still daytime

i was like walking around the beach and I picked up this big fucking crab. And it was like Riz. It was crab Riz. All of the girls were like, Drew, oh my God, Drew, this is so crazy. I saw it. Yeah. I saw it. Yeah.

And I have Riz. I have Riz. Okay. So this might be a thing of like... I'm not going to say it. I have Riz. Drew, do you know what a reality distortion field is? Yeah. It's where someone's perspective is so different from the rest of the world's.

I'm just wondering if you know what that is. Why are you being mean to Drew? I'm not being mean to him. You're supposed to be his boyfriend. I support him, but I also like help him grow and shit. Okay, here's the thing. Last night, did you guys notice it was really fucking hard to start the fire? Yeah.

And then daddy came in and I fucking started that shit so quickly. And my energy was so fucking magnetic. I just felt people like feel so safe and so comfortable. And they were like, oh, he can. So, okay. Well, we're doing you differently. Look, I literally have a video of you starting the fire. Do I look good?

Pop that in there. And you look good. Kai, you're literally doing so good right now. Oh, shit. I think I actually did that. Hey! So the fire was in the forest. Wait, I'm still, we need to go.

Kai burnt down Malibu. Kai actually started a forest fire last night. Okay, wait, but I need to go back to reality distortion because I think all three of y'all's realities are very distorted. Actually, never mind. Mine is awesome. Never mind.

Awesome. Mine is awesome. Well, I got bullied at a concert. Yeah, it was really dark. It was really dark. I got bullied and I did cry over it. So if anybody was wondering. And then she stood next to a leaky trash can and took like 30 photos.

Oh, how long was she standing next to you? A leaky trash can, he said. A leaky. You may laugh about it even. Sorry, Drew. Actually, you really made him think. Read the notes. Yeah, he's thinking.

Not the thinker on set today. Syphilis. Syphilis rolling the stone up his head. Oh, my God. Remember when I thought I had syphilis? the stone oh my god remember when i thought i had syphilis yeah that was a horrible fuck dude 24 hours of my life josie you thought you had it like for an hour and then you called everybody you knew oh no i know i called like my long-term girlfriend and was like dude like 99 i have it and i haven't even actually, like y'all like weren't long-term yet. Y'all like literally just started dating. Yeah.

Like it wasn't like a fresh like, or it was a very fresh relationship. Josiah called everybody without getting tested and told everybody he had syphilis. And I went to the doctor and she made me pull down my pants and looked at it. Did she actually? Yes. It was just like awkward because I was like, oh my God. Awkward. It was awkward. went to the doctor and she made me pull down my pants and looked at it. Did she actually? Yes. It was just like awkward because I was like, oh my God. Awkward.

It was awkward. Never mind. I'm going to say it. I had a... Never mind. Well, should I say my bullying story or does nobody care about me? Oh, yeah, of course. I already told you. I mean, you didn't tell them.

And you tell them. It's true, guys. And you tell them. Well, when we were at the sky ferrera concert we were getting stopped in like this walkway while we were like about to head out to like use the bathroom and this girl like stopped me uh and was like just talking to me and drew and like she was like the second or third person to stop us like in that little walkway and i'm assuming this guy had been watching us for a minute because i go to walk towards this step like there's steps down into the walkway also at this point it was still like two

fucking three hours before the concert started so us being in the walkway wasn't a big deal it wasn't like mid-concert or anything and i was walking in front of the steps and this guy is like charging at me stops at the top of the steps and is like looking down at me like it's like literally three inches from inya's face yeah almost falls on me and then like is this close to my face and he's like i'm a huge fan of you by the way and i just i thought he was being i didn't think he was being fictitious um so i was like oh wow thank you so much like um hold on i'm gonna i'm speaking to someone right now but like i'll talk to you in a second and then he just started laughing in my face and i was like his friend started laughing yeah his friend

was right behind him like over his shoulder and they were both laughing at me and they were both grown as fuck like pushing 35 so then i was just standing like under these two fucking nasty monsters laughing at me and then i was that big oversized like nasty ratted and tattered turquoise fucking shirt he slept in it that night and then i was like he just looked at me he's like okay and i was like oh and then i backed up and he started walking away and him and his friend just looked back at me and were literally dying laughing and then i took a few pictures and spoke to somebody and oh we did that video where the girl came up to us and was like, oh, can you take a video of me?

And I did that. And then I went out to the smoking area and I cried because I was so angry and embarrassed. And that was my story. That's why concealing carry should be legal. But Papa was there. Concealer and carrying your powder, you mean? Period. But Papa was there to talk talk you off yeah but i

really wanted to find him in the crowd and spit on his face but yeah and then we were like really trying to think i was like what are the chances he actually watches the podcast and was just like trying to be funny but i was like no because he definitely did that to me because i was like a girl and he wanted to make fun of me and he probably knew that like people because he didn't do that shit to me yeah he didn't like and hopefully he sees this somehow and he wanted to make fun of me and he probably knew that like people because he didn't do that shit to me yeah he didn't like and hopefully he sees this somehow and he feels guilty and then ends up going to therapy yep well sZA is my girlfriend who's sZA the musician sZA sZA rZA oh my god fuck y'all. No, SZA is my girlfriend. And

I just don't think people are talking about it enough. You think you can pull SZA? You think that you're made up girl? I already bagged SZA, bro. You know SZA. I don't know SZA. We hang out with her all the time. I know Stizza. Who is Stizza? That girl who like sings

all about weed and stuff. Stizza's sister. Wait, so how is she your girlfriend? I've never seen you guys. I'm finding it. I'm finding it. You have to find proof that she's your girlfriend? She liked my IG post.

I don't know if that makes you guys girlfriend and boyfriend. She liked my IG post. And it's my Met Gala look. And she thinks I'm funny. And she likes my content. Wait it's my met gala look and she thinks i'm funny and she likes my comment have you ever been in a relationship do you know how they form because that's kind of not like it starts with a like babe that's true that is true like yeah it starts with i've never had any kind of engagement romantically or intimately that didn't spawn from instagram.com seriously yeah everybody horrible

actually no i have one person who i met in person and then it moved to instagram.com your mama no your fucking mom my mom is dead she never had an instagram sadly rest in bummer she didn't make it there boring rest in peace to my mother she would have loved the iphone 15 pro max the new camera would have fucking cooked she would have loved to go to a culture and zoom in and be like guys you would never guess i'm actually in like section eight now she's in section h i've been oh or hell all section h period i've been thinking a lot about billionaires um and how they drive in the same traffic as us

and they have the exact same iPhone as us I love when you say like I've been thinking a lot about this and it mainly means I watched a TikTok I watched a TikTok about it they put the pants and underwear on the exact same way as us and socks we're all human and underwear on the exact same way as us. And socks. We're all human.

No, I've been saying that. Wait, can someone go to my most recent IG picture and see who follows SZA and see if it's the first person that pops up when you look at it? I don't think that means she was the first person. No, no, no. Like if you follow her. Drew, what's your at on Instagram?

Oh my God. Drew Phillips. I didn't follow Drew a while ago. Drew Phillips is your own name, bro zero nine if she was gonna be there that would have to mean that somebody in this room interacts with her enough to be the most interacted account i don't follow her it's not like she doesn't exist and i don't know who she is so and you're making up a girlfriend and josie's just like he's doing this thing right now by protecting his peace and by convincing himself that SZA is made up. Because he knows that SZA is real and she's like a baddie. I feel like I'm being ganged up on by everybody.

No, I'm defending you. I'm defending you. Don't be mean to him. But I will say, I think if SZA had to pick between you and me, she might pick me. I think she might pick me. Yeah, because you're a pick me. And you're such a pick me. You're a pick me.

Exactly. You're that girl I knew you were. she's not very classy lady wait what kai no she's not and she's not a pick me thank you she's fucking kai is the ultimate pick yeah kai is actually like every time anyone's getting clowning he's like no you're not notice how he hasn't done it to you yet exactly well no because he doesn't like you so actually what you're saying see you're projecting again because you're defensive kai's very loving and caring soul but when he is targeted so viciously by someone as evil as you why would i defend you we have sexual beef yeah true what does that mean dude just beef i'm not gonna explain beef um well the reason ellen is so rich is because she saved money on editors the fuck up yeah let's talk about it spray on bitches talk about it mr

spray on bitches like that is not funny to anyone else no it's fucking awesome and it it's it's so so sad because it really is one of those moments that I wish was recorded so you guys could see how silly it was. But we were all in like 2018, 2019, sitting on the couch, really hungover, just like watching Ellen clips as one does. And we were just sitting like, I don't know why we were watching. We were watching the Ellen game show. It was the game of games where she was a big villain and hitting a button and like killing people. Killing people, right? It was so crazy. And we were watching that and we were all dead silent and then josie goes

the editing on this is horrible that's probably why she's a millionaire because she saves so much money on editors well what i really said was this the editing on this is horrible i probably said that and then i said that's why she's so rich is because she doesn't spend jack shit on editors. Yeah, jack shit on editors. I've never, I've never, I've never felt more uncomfortable in my life than when that came out of Josiah's mouth.

It shut everyone up in the craziest way. And then we were playing Jackbox TV. Or wait, what is it? It's Snatch Game. Snatch, no, no. It's Quiplash. Quipl game snatch no it's quiplash we were playing quiplash and like we used to take that shit

so seriously we would play it like every night for hours and hours and hours and like it was just like basically one big performance for whoever wins like I won every time basically but anyways it's very it is very did win a lot though yeah i think

you and josie won the most no no it was always lucas and josh they won no that was without me playing when i was guys i won a lot too i feel like i only really won when i was high and i wasn't thinking about my answers yeah yeah yeah and then anytime i was playing it sober i was so in my head and trying so hard to win it. And you could tell like when people were trying too hard. And then you could tell when people were just like trying to not be funny by trying to not be funny. I don't know. It's psychological warfare. But anyways, we were playing around and it was like one of the first times we hung out with Josiah, like top five.

And one of the answers or one of the questions was like finish this sentence spray on with a new invention like come up with a new invention that starts with spray on yeah so like there's so many avenues you can go down spray on pants yeah spray on hair but josiah decided to spray on hair um but josiah decided to say spray on hair exists like look at kai okay that's not true sorry that's so fucked up i'm so sorry i'm so sorry if it makes you feel any better i'm gonna if you ever okay say it and i'm gonna start taking minoxidil because my hair is thinning so i'm projecting onto if y'all women out there if you ever my hair is not thinning, so I'm projecting onto you. If y'all women out there, if you ever want to- My hair is not thinning. I was lying. If you really want to hurt a man at his core, bring up his hair.

Yeah. Because that's all men have. Clock the hairline. You do. Clock the hairline. Clock the thinning hair because other than that, men have nothing. Also, I want to make- Wear.

They don't wear makeup. Wear. Oh, whoa. Wear. Reduced hairline wear. If I showed mine right now would be crazy all stars and I was making fun of what's her name the one Roxy Andrews I was like making fun of Roxy Andrews hairline because she has like bleach blonde hair outside of that fucking wig.

It goes so far back and it looks like it's breaking, which God bless. I don't want to make fun of Roxy Andrews. I think I love it. But I was just high and making fun of it and then Josie was like, don't even start. And I was up close to the TV taking a picture and I turned and Josie had all his hair

pulled back and we stood in the living room in dead silence. All is coming from inside the house finally someone was honest with me and then you was like oh you need to get on an oxido i've told you before you yeah but anya was like very like brutal just like it was silent she was like you need to get on that shit because i have my hair pulled back i have tension alopecia yeah no it is that it literally is i have attention alopecia like i'm losing attention as i get older you do look like jojo siwa don't okay like no actually you do don't say that i'd rather have jeffrey just say you do look like jojo siwa and drew you look like a prince and and like a handsome prince and

uh kai you look like jeffrey dahmer what well okay looks like david dobrik well is it wasn't jeffrey dahmer kind of sexy no he wasn't no he was about which one was a baddie uh the one who played him the night slasher was evan peters oh yeah i can't remember his name rick james i'm a rick james super freaks um okay i didn't finish but anyways josiah's answer was spray on bitches and it shifted reality i like it but it was it was literally one of those moments you just had to also we didn't know each other that well so it really came it was the first barn it was like jarring oh you didn't need to know me that well y'all went in on me yeah yeah well it was payback because you were so mean when we first met which we've talked about before and i've let go of i've let go of that but you know it wasn't genuinely me when i

met josiah it was the year my mom died and i told him he was i don't know how we got that's not my problem and i said and i said oh yeah my mom died this year and he goes okay and i thought you were joking one and two also you like i don't know you like that's not my problem like i'm sorry that's horrible don't put that on me like that as we just met yeah well i think i only said it because you were being made a yo mama joke oh yeah which is also like okay like you're the one to be like actually my mom's dead yeah well you were being mean as fuck to me i don't remember that um okay well i have a note saying crying at all of my toxic ex-girlfriends that are that i cheated on making tiktoks about me lol y'all are so desperate get over it it. You don't have a girlfriend. SZA, hello.

I cheated on her. With who? That's why she's all over making music. I'm not kidding, Drew. You spent 20 minutes of this episode convincing us she was your girlfriend. But now you're saying you've been cheating on her? Yeah, that's why she makes all the good music. Oh, so I guess you're doing it to benefit the audience.

Yes, exactly. I'm for the people. Exactly. Yes, exactly. I'm for the people. Exactly. Yes. Also, I know I've been teasing a lot recently that I've been reading the Bible. Well, I decided to join a church, and I joined Westboro Baptist Church. No, Drew, you can't join there. Do you really actually know about it?

I'm actually really proud. Drew, did you do any research before making that decision? Like, yeah, yeah. If they look you up, they might kick you out. I know exactly what they do. Oh. You know exactly what they do? Yeah.

With the signs? Yes. They're probably going to kick you out if they look you up online, though. A straight man that is sexy hot with a very defined jawline wait what's that i would literally agree with everything you just fucking said yeah thank you but y'all are dating i'm so confused yeah we're dating he beats it up what's so bad about westborough baptist church god like they that's honestly that was such a crazy era like Like them getting on Vine and singing that. Do you know what we're talking about? Like them singing that was crazy.

But you have to admit, Iconique. I mean, it has stood the test of time. If you just sing God hates, anybody can finish that fucking line. I'm like curious if that will ever make a run back. Not anybody, not anybody. I'm curious if it'll make a run back to TikTok. Like I'm shocked that happened. It has.

No, they're there. I've seen it on TikTokok i'm actually the social media manager for westboro baptist all of the videos were me they were my work oh wow you're actually really good are you like you could manage like charlie d'amelio or something now with that kind of like i do folio you do yes are you like infiltrating from within with them or something like a sleeper so yeah no I

like fighting no enemy yeah like you're gonna you're gonna like get in so you can be like guys like it's okay like you don't have to be so hateful

um I like the hate oh no alright alright he's giving low Anthony stop he's giving low anthony um okay well lyme's disease is in for 2024 and it's zachary's disease i don't know what that is

but that's an interesting name for it what if it's like a really bad i saw somebody on tiktok who had a tick in their hair. They're so fucking gross. Have you ever popped one? No. Have you ever got bit by one? Or had one? We're not from Texas. Okay, yeah.

Damn. We're from like normal places with buildings. And like oceans. And elevators. Oh, y'all did both. When's the first time you got in an elevator? Like probably not till you moved to LA. No, I actually have a very visceral.

Keep going. you got this. I have a very vivid visceral memory of being in an elevator for the first time and it was, my mom was Christmas shopping and I don't think she thought I was sentient yet. And I remember her going into the back of the trunk to get her purse and I saw all the presents in the back. But she was taking me and madeline to a doctor's appointment and i remember being in the elevator on the way up and being in the waiting

room and playing with the like classic doctor office like toy where you like make the balls um drop no i know what you're talking about y'all were playing with balls at the doctor stop playing that's crazy also i just want to uh i just want to celebrate Drew's lexicon. He just said sentient and visceral. And I think that's so cool. Like, thank you. I don't feel like I get enough recognition on my vocabulary. Can you spell those words?

No. He has to say it to his iPhone. I hear Drew from the other side of the house constantly be like walking like like drew walking or excited he'll be like nauseous well okay spell nauseous right now yeah don't fucking play with me i can't how can you spelling be captain i i can't but i'm actually i'm sure you could if you fucking tried any a u s c i o u s probably right you're so fucking i didn't you put an eye in there i didn't put an eye nauseous nauseous i'm nauseous um i feel like that's one of those

words i just have to start typing it and my brain somewhere in the back just has that kind of information like yeah like if i'm writing something down there are a lot of words i can just spell if my hands start doing the work because it's like muscle memory but if i have to do it in person i can't that's how i feel making your mama squirt is like that's bitch josiah oh yeah josiah i swear to god i was gonna say i have trying to make my mom squirt would be like going on the dune set and trying to make water show up. It would be like this. It would be like this. Like a dust cloud.

Okay. I just have this saved for some reason. I don't know why I saved it in my notes. Because you want to do that again. Is that what it was? Yeah. Why don't you do your oh yeah it is time

it is time a vibrator I downloaded the vibrator app sorry guys wait I have a really good idea because your month is coming up so if you want to do something fun with your hair we can do highlights of color

oh yeah the month just Drew body is tea having fun with your hair we can do highlights of color oh yeah the month yeah june just true body is tea wait is body right now no body is absolutely body is fart body is coffee so it's not tea body is boba body is milk um okay well so since the stand-up killed in the TMG episode and our episode, I decided I was going to write some more stand-up. And I don't know if it's as good as last week, but I have like a solid two minutes, maybe three, of stand-up.

That's too long. Okay. How old do you have to be to buy alcohol? 21. long okay how old do you have to be to buy alcohol 21 this is like the divine humor part divine divine masculine divine humor divine feminine no divine um why are there so many chickens crossing the road look at all those chickens and why am I so hungry all of a sudden? Okay. You know what's fucked up is like Drew sat next to me for like 10 minutes.

You read them to me yesterday. So Inya co-wrote this one. In the D.A.R.E. program, they taught me about weed, meth, and heroin, but they never taught me about porn. Because Drew's addicted to porn. Money makes me feel like a pirate sometimes. Arrgh, I want more.

I'm getting into the accent. Wait, I don't think pirates say that say that no they like the booty they say arg but they don't say i want more oh it could be it could be like um i want more booty the booty i want more booty arg i want more booty that's you when you shut the fuck up um okay every time i turn on the light in my house i get scared because i see anya naked that's insinuating that i'm like always naked the one originally was i see anya in hd and i was like please change it to i see anya naked okay this is a good one lesbian more like the good i want to be friends with all of them

lesbian like in spanish i fucking cooked fuck y'all dude that one was really crazy okay good i want to be friends with all of them they will laugh about it even um okay this is a callback to earlier in the episode gucci more like gucci makes me say e because it smells so bad oh by the way why do i get so scared to eat in front of the workers at gucci oh i know why they always make me feel bad about eating their shoes like have y'all ever tried leather cork and rubber it's a godly combination oh my god me or scare me because kai stands in front of them naked and they break um never go in the bathroom with kai exactly unless you want cuts all over your body it'll shatter it'll explode it doesn't just shatter it's gonna like burst at you okay um

witches are always brewing their potions and shit and saying things like he he he he he I wanna cook all the bad kids in the world in a cauldron and Inya is ugly like a witch okay okay okay okay oh wait there's more yeah fuck did you help write that one

did i uh no i wrote that one yeah exactly monogamy is overrated who just wants to have sex with one person y'all are crazy people i want to have sex with at least 200 people at least 200 and that is the stand-up wow that was actually good yeah we'll need to add like true stand-up why do you you sing all of your little things in the same key well then how would you do it? You don't need to sing. Josiah, sing Drew's stand-up. No. Kai, sing Drew's stand-up.

I'm not doing that. What the fuck? Yeah, we're all... You have ops. Oh, my God. Fuck y'all. Zach, sing Drew's sting-up. Fuck. Drew's stand-up.

See, I have one person on my side. One person on my side. I'm not going i'm not gonna sing it but i did laugh so fucking hard that i actually pissed myself a little bit did you save it you saved it please can y'all answer that wait hold on no did you save it for me because you're supposed to save that for me oh yeah no it's an amazing you could suck on the cotton ew cocking uh what's the fergie video i didn't see it it's not a video you remember that picture You could suck on the cotton. Cockin. What's the Fergie video? I didn't see it. It's not a video.

You remember that picture of her where she's singing like this? She pissed herself on stage. She talked about it. She confirmed. They would talk about it even. Those were the most footstep sounding footsteps I've ever heard. I know. I didn't know we were in the Foley studio.

No. Is this real? I want to be a Foley artist. I want to be a Foley artist so bad. When Fergie peed her pants while performing Let's Get It Started in 2005. I'm running on stage. Let's Get It Started more like Let's Get It Farted. Sorry, I didn't write that one down. I'm trying like improv.

Yeah, don't write that one down i just i'm trying like improv yeah don't do that um when fergie peter pants while performing let's get it started 2005 i'm running on stage and we jump and do let's get it started and i get crazy and i jump and i run across the stage and my adrenaline was going and gosh i wish it didn't happen i was so embarrassed like also that being her statement like the interviewer who asked her that question is so fucked up what else is she supposed to say like her being like so i was on one an audio recording of that interview of them being like so did you pee yourself so can you explain this photo they would be about it even she should have just said she started her period that's would have been my but i guess it was

not rad y'all when she said she squirted she was so happy needle and then she could have just said she started her period that's would have been my but i guess it was not red y'all when she said she squirted she was so happy and then she could have made a sexy vibe brainstorm green needle laurel laurel yanny yanny yanny laurel okay let's get into is the dress black or blue or white and gold it's white and gold and that man tried to kill his wife i saw that yeah so weird to me but you know what honestly when i saw that i was like i don't care did he kill his wife no he tried to i don't get i've tried to kill y'all like at least yeah like that's not interesting to me at all i i get dry ice and i put it in a bucket in y'all's room and i try to fill it up with carbon um dioxide what the fuck so y'all suffocate in your sleep well i hit my puff so many times,

that's going to take a lot more than that to suffocate me. Yeah, true. Also, I want to make this... I recently watched some of the guest episodes, right? And I'm the only guest. You guys don't have any questions for me. You don't. You just...

Because you're an extension of us. well what what do you don't you but you never have any questions for me where you're like oh yeah i have a question when are you going to start fucking paying rent since you stay at our house so much yeah that's my question for you okay i'm not the one who like when i'm leaving you guys like beg me to stay right right it's because we get alone like because me and nina, like, the same person at this point. So, like, we get alone with our thoughts. And it's like talking to a mirror. Well, look how scary we look in this.

We look like we do meth. Like, we look like a really scary couple. Dude, I saw that and I do not fuck with that mirror. Put that on the episode. Dude, look at this in the picture, guys. Was that at Coachella when i wore the mu yeah um the hot cheetos rebrand is horrible they did a rebrand yes the bags are horrible they did don't if it ain't broke don't fix it because it looks terrible and i haven't bought hot cheetos

since because the packaging is horrible that movie was really good though apparently people loved it and it was super good. Was Ryan Reynolds in it? No, I was joking. Apparently, it was horrible. Ryan Reynolds? No, actually, never mind. You should talk about Ross Matthews.

See, look at the new rebrand. Looks terrible. Wait, what's the new one? So the new one just looks like that triple extra hot. No, it's so different. Yeah, the new one looks like it's the extra extra hot one it's like oh which would make me be like oh those are probably really hot yeah exactly and i don't want that like i want the old bag where it was like why the fuck like the the real like picture

of it that they put on the bag it's pixelated fucking insane yeah it's horrible how did they get a cheetah to be holding them that's kind of interesting fucking cartoon josiah that is a fucking card i think it's holly weird they drugged the cheetah okay the last thing i want to talk about is when i was very young i wanted to be a rapper really badly like i'm not kidding i wanted to be like the next eminem like i really like i wanted to so badly and i had you can't write on a beat to save your life like that was oh hold on let's talk about the pink dot lyric and the world getting smushed you can barely do it okay but i can write on a beat like Like I can write the notes. The notes.

Josiah, can I write on the beat? Tell me I don't fucking cook. Sometimes you can. No, most of the time. Because look at all of the footage. I'm the one planting the seeds and the ideas. I think you have good ideas. I think just when you're actually getting on the mic, it gets kind of difficult for you sometimes.

That's the truth. You're like scared of it. It's not a bad thing. Well, I'm not even making fun of you too because I'm like no better. It's not you guys' job. No, true, true, true, true, true. I'm not actually offended.

Drew got so offended. No, I'm genuinely not. No, he asked if he could sing on the next Greer album and Jesse was like, I mean like- Bitch, I did not actually get offended. You're like, you're shifting my reality. Well, no, what actually happened was when I... Wait, next time someone's like,

you're shifting my reality. You are shifting my reality. Literally. What is it? Diarrhea? Or... No, diorama... Reality distortion. Yeah, reality distortion. Diarrhea. Also, yeah, new new girl album coming yeah oh that's what we wanted to ask oh yeah i did actually want to ask you about that how's the process been recording that album uh no it's been good so bad please don't there's not much left Chick-fil-a sauce

oh no Chick-fil-a sauce a lemonade um no it's going good though the boys are happy everyone's being fed um

and it's probably not gonna come out for a while so I don't even know why I'm talking about it maybe there'll be a single maybe the whole album

will come out this year I'm not acknowledging that you're saying we can tell when you're saying that I'm talking about it. Maybe there will be a single. Maybe the whole album will come out this year. I'm not acknowledging that you're saying we can tell when you're saying that I'm eating. I'm eating like you're always eating because you're so good. Because my figure is great. I feel amazing about it. And I like what I see when I look in the mirror. Maybe you have a reality distortion. Maybe I have Ed Zachary disease.

Well, I asked if I could sing on the album and he said maybe so i just want to put that and then i asked if i could sing on the album and he said abso-fucking-lutely not well because it's like drew you don't have a singing voice like that and then drew was like yeah well like a song if you put me on a song and get like three million four million you realize i was doing a fucking bit well yes okay well it doesn't i do because you were saying it was i was actually offended i was i am because you're shifting my reality and you're making it sound like to the rest of them that i was that he was pressed but i went in reality and it was the one who got mad last night when i touched her screen all funky because my car like like audio aux system sucks fucking ass and it's fucking insane if you get

in the car and you touch the screen and like fuck with it before you let it like just start up and do its thing the aux doesn't work like it can't connect to anything and just i got it and started well now i know your weakness yeah maybe you shouldn't have bought a piece of shit car yeah okay says i drive a nice a nice sensible honda civic um okay well anyways i wanted to be a rapper really really badly um and there was this one beat that I listened to all the time. I would literally listen to it like unironically all the time, just like thinking thoughts in my head. And I'm about to show you.

I have to get this out of wire. I wasn't going to say to the camera guy. I was like, I was going to say, okay, says Mr. No hair. Oh no.

Mr. No hair is so funny. you are not winning the crazy battles i am winning the crazy battle this beat um truly truly like shifted everything it's a joker beat bro hey i got so many reality in the worst way rap my verse i got so many dicks oh in my butt we recorded the three of us which this probably came full circle for you true um very important we recorded this song the beat too y'all yeah like it was like a very real thing. Like, it felt really good. What was my verse? And it was the worst vibe ever. Like, we all were so tired.

It was like. I got my dicks up in my butt. That was mine. I know. Yours, I feel like, was it the dinosaur finger line? Oh, fuck. It was, I'm fingering your mom. Oh, yeah.

Ah, I'm fingering your mom. I got a dinosaur finger. It was like the worst, the worst thing I've ever heard in my life. Do you have it on your phone? got a dinosaur finger it was like the worst the worst thing i've ever heard in my life do you have it on your phone no i have it on my computer we should outro it with this song if we can yeah we'll think about it because i think i'm evil in that song i have um just like if you want to ask josiah a legitimate question. I have a legitimate question for him. Oh my God. Like podcast vibes. Yeah, what? Like are you good?

Are you okay? Oh my God. No, yeah, answer it. First name, are you? Last name, good? I actually love seeing y'all. No, no, no, no, no. Seriously, like you feel good?

Yeah, I'm good. Okay, then why would you destroy someone's relationship? I guess it's just my question. Whose relationship? That's an illeg just my question. Whose relationship? That's an illegitimate relationship. Wait, wait, wait. Was it your mother and your father when I fucked your mama for 10 years like a fucking animal? Did you seriously?

I fucked her crazy like a maniac. Did you seriously fuck my mom for 10 years like an animal? Huh? Did you actually do that shit? Oh, yeah. No, since I've been 13. I didn't even know if you were going to jail. She's going to jail.

Marie, bro. I didn't even know about that. You're ruining my fucking life sorry um all right do you have psyop corner um yes but i have to find them first i'm gonna do media oh wait a walmart x drew collab i'm not kidding I want Walmart they wanted me to go into a Walmart and like take pictures with shit and I'm like that's crazy

well my media of the week is choke by the cardigans nothing will change my mind text crick laughing the guess who ventura highway america and george martin and what's not also that's like one of my favorite songs on that record choke i know and i feel like everyone hates it no i feel like it's one

of the best ones it's great um and sexy to someone by clero i like the new billy billy eilish just i do your media my media uh fuck let me think um the movie that movie that i saw what movie did did you see? That one movie. I don't fucking know. I wasn't prepared for this. The meme account is actually going so viral right now. I went from getting one to two likes on every post to nine, four, seven, eight. Well, I also did go through and like 18,000 photos. Oh, it's Dark Lady by Cher. Oh. Isn't that the one that What's Her N couldn't sing mirage got sent home on actually such a good song and that one fucking um dusty

springfield song you guys can figure it out dusty spring okay so um oh and still baby reindeer i'm still that's still my media um Okay, Drew, sign up. There. I opened two gifts this morning. They were my eyes. Thank you, Lord. Westboro has changed me. Shut the fuck up.

That's your only media. Group breastfeeding starts in 10 minutes. This is more of a visual one. I'm going to send it. Your pants. That's a good joke. It's like multiple pictures. I'm so sad.

Are we going to get to play Fortnite? Or do you have to go? I don't know because I don't want to deal with the traffic. Maybe if we have a little bit of time. All right, everybody. Check your phones phones i'll show you guys josiah since you have i wish it's an island where i belong oh freak island that's like kind of my place where you that where you're from? Yeah. I think that's Epstein's Island. Yeah, it is.

Wait, who the fuck is in the car with Kim Kardashian and... Davidson? Yeah. Hold on. Who the fuck is that? I can't see. I'm not kidding. Who is that? It's me.

I think it's Kai in the back. It's not me. I think it's Kai in the back seat. Oh, it's Kai. Kai. There's no way that you guys seriously think that's Kai in the back. That's not me. I think it's Kai in the back seat. Oh, wait. It's Kai. Kai. There's no way that you guys seriously think that's me. Dude, is that not you?

No, that's not me. Because right now you're serving like you got your beep done by like makeup by Ariel before you got here. And this might be like on and off. 300 year old person in the back of the car. I was the first guy. I was like, wait wait is that real why was he there no no no no um okay my media is uh baby kia kai what was that meat computer song

you sent me i really liked that one oh let me let me find it actually i have the album right here there's morning again shut down entirely entirely. Yeah, shut down entirely. And then I've already said burial like 100 times, but untrue is just like my fucking vibe. Oh. You guys do need my help. No, you did not. I'm the opposite of Super Nanny. You have to do the hands with it.

You do need my help. You were doing last night. You were like, oh my God. You guys do need my help. This is unacceptable. I'm the opposite of super nanny with this podcast. I come like every few months and I fuck it. You shift our reality.

Our views tank. You're altering my reality. No, you're altering my reality. Shifting my reality, altering my reality. I don't remember anymore. All right.

Well, also, am I attractive? Let me know in the comments below because it's been freaking me out lately. You are attractive. I don't think so. My, you're beautiful. You're beautiful.

This is what I'll say. I'll wrap it up with this. Drew only smashes tens. So if he's hitting that. Oh my God. He's not hitting this. Oh, never mind. What are you talking about?

What the fuck? I'm a top. I'm losing my mind over i'm on top oh okay there's peace there's still we in the gym i was just like screaming i'm not a twink i'm not a twink just for like 15 minutes straight and scaring everybody in there and there was this creepazoid sitting in the corner because there's like a seat that no one sits on in the fucking locker room there's always a motherfucker and he was like he like looked at you and he was like look to me he was like and i was like you're a creep sitting there for 30 minutes

in the locker room watching all these naked guys looking at him and judging him as if drew isn't in the hallways yelling i'm not a twink i'm not a twink i'm not a twink like he got stuck on loop yeah defend yourself and i just don't get defensive over we got bazinga bazinga all right does anybody watch uh young chelsea no okay thanks guys thank you guys so much for watching!