Emergency Intercom - Enya Met The Most Evil Man In The World

Episode Date: January 13, 2023

Enya shares a disturbing dream about Azul and a much more disturbing story about real life involving an insane man on her plane, and Drew red pills everyone on his Coachella conspiracy theories Go to Zocdoc.com/INTERCOM and download the Zocdoc app for FREE. Follow Enya on Insta: @EnyaUmanzor Follow Drew on Insta: @DrewPhillips09 To listen to the podcast on YouTube: bit.ly/EmergencyIntercomPodYT Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: bit.ly/EmergencyIntercom If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: bit.ly/EmergencyIntercom Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hey Spotify, this is Javi. My biggest passion is music, and it's not just sounds and instruments. It's more than that to me. It's a world full of harmonies with chillers. From streaming to shopping, it's on Prime. Hello. Welcome back to Emergency Intercom. Drew got scabies on the plane back home, so he's not feeling very good.

But just ignore it. Like, he's still the same him. I'm so itchy. Don't worry. I've been taking some medication to avoid getting the scabies, but he does have scabies. I'm so itchy. Oh, fuck. Were you actually itching the fuck out of yourself like that just now?

You got so red. You literally made yourself so... I was just self-harming. I was stimming and self-harming. I wanted to freak out. Don't do that. Actually, that's what i needed to hear thank you people when you find out your friends self-harming hey stop hey i care about you if that means anything actually it doesn't think think about how sad i'll be um well we're back in our space with my budding little star i know i've been content farming this little guy for so many years now i'm so excited

um should i start off with my really terrifying dream because it was actually fucking terrifying and it woke me up yeah um so in my dream we're at this party and it's not like was it that i wasn't in your life anymore oh babe that would have been a dream come true yeah so i have scabies and i'm in heroin withdrawal. I need age. I'm dope sick. Please. Please. But so we're at this party and like it's unclear if it's our house or if it's like Kim Kardashian's house. But like it was like a situation where I was like. Yeah, it's really hard to tell the difference between our house and Kim Kardashian's. Let me give you a look around.

No, but in the dream, I guess like I had moved in with them for like a short period because like I think I started babysitting like her kids and they really enjoyed having me around. And I was in between moving. So I was like, oh, I won't be able to come because like my movers are in and out of my house. And she was like, oh, just like bring your cat here. And like you can stay here for a few days while your movers like get in and out of your house and I'll have somebody supervise it. I'm like, oh, my God, that's literally so nice. Thank you. Whatever.

So I'm there. You're there because she was throwing a party of course i'm there yeah like of course i'm with the kardashians like a party and then also i saw like like like it was so weird it was just like this party with a bunch of celebrities and it was like per usual me standing around trying not to stare at people who i see on my iphone um and i'm just like kind of looking around i was like okay i'm like kind of maneuvering around and then azul was at the party like she was like kind of roaming around on a couch but she was way more chill than she's ever been because in a real life scenario if she was at a loud event like this she would freak the fuck out and run away and spray shit all over but she was literally like laying on her couch like kind of scratching

at it but people kept going in and out of the house and like leaving the door open so obviously i was like hell no i don't want azul out here and like it scares me that she'll run out even though she has it anymore um and i was like just staring at azul like while this party was happening i was like i'm gonna take her to the room but the second i picked her up she actually freaked the fuck out and like 10 step and was like clawing at me i was like oh, oh, fuck no. And then in my dream, the Kardashian house turned into like a fucking mall. Like I couldn't find my room because it was so huge. And there was like a parking lot and I was like getting in elevators and people kept stopping and looking at me like, oh, that cute cat.

But Azul was like increasingly getting more and more freaked out and like trying to move. And I had to keep squeezing her tighter. And I started freaking out and having an anxiety attack that i was going to crush her and suffocate her because of how tight i was holding her because i didn't want her to run away and then like it was so bad that she like pissed herself on me so i was like oh my god you pissed yourself and you and then i finally found my room because i asked one of her kids i was like dude do you remember where my room is i need to put my cat in my room and then which kid was it it was north did you get your eyelashes done they're really like long and pretty right now thank you yeah i do want to get them done for my birthday though but you don't need

all that bullshit you're pretty natural without makeup i have makeup on right now i was wondering why you look so fucking ugly like i was like damn something's off like something's really off wait do you think i'm pretty or ugly well now that i know you have makeup on like it's ugly as fuck oh my god women should just be natural bro but what if i was like you what if you didn't find me pretty without my makeup i think all women are beautiful for without makeup i agree straight up i actually do believe that. Wait, why do I do believe that women are like beautiful in their natural state? Back to my dream.

I got back into the room with Azul and I let go and just this fucking, like it was like a helium balloon that had flattened out, floated to the ground. And I went to it and I was like trying to touch it to see like, a helium balloon that had flattened out, floated to the ground. And I went to it, and I was, like, trying to touch it to see, like, basically she was dead. Like, I had suffocated her and flattened her out, and she was just this flat, like, helium balloon-like material. And I, dude, I literally, you remember when I was saying, like, recently I had a dream that, like, I think it was you who died in my dream. And I was, like, screaming with, and it was, like, really volatile. and I was like screaming with and it was like really volatile and also like we were at this party I kept calling people to come to the room and nobody

could find the room so nobody could like be with me and I was just like freaking the fuck out and like it was really really sad and then I woke up because I was crying so hard in my dream and then I woke up and I looked and Azul was there and I was like oh my god God, thank God. We don't, Timo T, little kitty boy. And that was my dream. Wow, that's awesome. That was my dream with a side of a rant. Well, yeah. Well, that's not cute at all. And I don't know why you would kill your cat. Like, that's weird.

No, so that's the thing about a nightmare is, like, things happen that maybe wouldn't happen. I don't understand what you're saying to me because, like, everything's real. Those are different realities. You're shifting realities when you go to sleep so you think when I go back to sleep Azul's gonna be dead still no you're gonna shift to another dimension where Azul is probably a dog I saw somebody say that oh it was Duncan Trussell claim he was like oh people who think weed isn't a psychedelic it is oh yeah because weed is fucking the i literally think weed is the devil and i don't give a fuck if it helps your arthritis pain and you put the fucking ointment on your skin and it seeps into your bloodstream like i don't care like that shit is demonic as fuck it is a

demonic entity placed on this earth to distract us per the way you looked at me because i looked at you i was like dude this is a crazy person like you look insane also when i got back last night drew was wearing the same pajamas that i left seeing him in and he just had his hair all brushed down it was huge and crazy and his beard was just like kind of more disheveled than it is and i was like dude you actually look like i left the house three weeks ago and you got locked in here with like no food or water but um so you know the brand chrome hearts right do you know chrome hearts yes what if i told you i started it i would say your mind because i know the people who said like i don't know them personally but i know who's have you ever met them no but i've been in a room

that do you know what an alias is oh yeah you whoa okay true i go by an alias have you been taking your lithium what is that it's medication for like oh no babes i've been taking bipolar i've been taking yas pills fuck the normal pills hey hashtag fuck normal pills drew's been uh drew bought a cream that's been giving him mercury poisoning i watched i watched what were you gonna say i was gonna say i saw a girl like talk about that she was using a cream that unbeknownst to her had a bunch of mercury so she had mercury contamination for two years straight oh my god see that's probably what's wrong with me, is there's, like, mercury leaching into my skin through the shower head.

It has to be more. Yeah. It has to be more than that. No, I, like, watched a TV show, and it had, like, a bit on mercury poisoning. I was like, huh, that would explain a lot. So I think I've moved past. So you think it's black mold? No, no, no.

I think I've moved past the black mold. And now I'm starting to believe that I have mercury poisoning or something adjacent to that like it could be like have you ever heard of do you know what formaldehyde is i've heard the word but i don't know what it is it's like what they embalm like rats yeah yeah um well i can't go to the lord concert in eight hours because i'm gonna smell like formaldehyde yeah we just dissected that i never dissected anything in school we didn't do that yeah i did you said damn like i missed out on something i don't want to do that oh no i loved like mutilating those little critters. I loved like cutting them open and like playing with their organs. White man moment.

No, I know. I hated it so much. But I've grown to like accept the knowledge that I've gained from it. And also since frogs are out in 2023, like cutting them bitches up, like I don't give a a fuck like we need to sacrifice more frogs just to get them out of our ecosystems i think they're over that's how i feel about the frogs in fortnite like why are they even in there i know they're there for no reason they're there to distract you yeah literally we need to bring back delete it fat we need to bring back we need to force demi lovato to do that one performance every single award show oh yeah with the like with the lead it fat um you rat bitch you rat bitch the edited photo of her

dude lovato dude oh my god when dude lovato dropped that was genuinely like that i think to this day i've never laughed at something more than I laughed at Duke Lovato, so much so that, like, I made, like, a character of myself that was Duke Lovato and that I would hide it in the basement. And, like, every once in a while, like, my Duke would get out in, like, a suitcase or some shit and, like, go to the airport. It was, like, really fucking scary. But I really loved Duke Lovato.

And then it like sparked like this whole like genre of like really shitty paparazzi photos or red carpet photos and then like another camera angle showing them like like look they look normal but in this camera angle for some reason they look like the worst they've ever looked but like no one's done it better than demi or i guess worse than demi in the photo but like giving props yeah like really deserved it we have not updated the fart sounds we have literally like the fart sounds have been the same since they were made since 1980 because i was watching this old show like this old movie with ben stiller and like i watched like three seconds of it and I can't even remember,

but there was a scene where he was in the bathroom and it was literally like the fart sounds we hear today. And this movie was made in like 96. That is so late. And I was like, it is almost 30 years later and we don't have new farts. And then I was like, who was the person to make the farts? And like, were they real farts

or was he really good at making them with his mouth? And I assume it's a guy because they're so like, like, I don't know. They're manly. and like were they real farts or were he really good at making them with his mouth and i assume it's a guy because they're so like like i i don't know i like manly yeah they're like manly like mouth they're not like cute girl farts what just like when women fart on my face like it's like cute oh it sounds different does it feel different than men's? Because I assume you let men's on your face. What does it taste like? Doo-doo caca. Well, you've ever had a deviled egg?

Yeah. So imagine the yellow cream in the middle. Not the egg white. Egg white is cummy. No, egg white is like stinky fart. You like that bro but yeah we haven't updated it and like who's gonna be the brave person to try to update them because like they're honestly so good me what is wrong with you bitch you are experiencing lead poisoning that's what i'm saying i think i'm like mercury though i think you've gotten on enough flights now that you're experiencing like minor radioactive

well that's what coachella that's what they do at coachella oh what do they do they're tricking influencers and specific people from different parts of the gene pool to go to coachella valley little does everybody know that coachella Valley is covered in radioactive toxic waste because they did nuclear testing there. So what they're doing is after five or so visits, you get enough radiation and nuclear poisoning built up in your body that one, you can't reproduce. And two, if you reproduce the baby's stillborn and it's after like five or so visits, that's what they've been doing. Look it up.

Look up Yucca Valley nuclear testing. The craziest thing is I went on like, I went on like a fake, like a manic episode on my close room story. I know people fully thought that was real. Yeah. I went on a close, like, and I thought like maybe someone would be like, hey, like, are you okay? Like, are you good?

And like, no one said anything to me and they were just like hearting it and laughing at it and like feeding into my delusions but yeah like i said all that shit on my close friends after like the coachella lineup dropped which like i fucking hate that i have to goddamn go like i don't know i think i'm gonna swallow my fomo pill and the only people I really care to see is Bjork and Frank and I'm gonna swallow my FOMO and believe in the God I believe in that he will make it so that I can see those people not at Coachella because I genuinely don't think like well that's the thing is I don't want to go because they also put GHB dust in the, or GHB crystals in the dust. Oh, yeah.

Oh, so that's why there's so much dust when you're leaving. I didn't even think about that. Wow. And do you know why they're doing that? Do you want to know why they're doing that? So you know those little wristbands that you have on your wrist? Yeah. They got a little chip in them that when you enter Coachella, the chip sends a bunch of-

Did you make all this up? Because you were really scared. Wait, this isn't like a QAnon thing? No, this was on me. This is your brain. That's what I'm saying. Well, no, y'all didn't let me finish. They put a bunch of microdermal needles

inside the chip and it sucks out all of your, well, like if you're a baby, you're a genochrome. If you're like a grown man like it'll take like your marrow and your stem cells and all your human juices they've discarded 184 bodies since 2012 where's the security footage oh it magically disappeared magically disappeared that part i was like wait is that true like when you posted it i was like i was like wait i wonder

people have gone missing at coachella so so i just posted all this shit well now we're definitely not like even if we want to go we're not they're not inviting us they're not inviting us but i posted all of that like seeing if someone would check in on me and everybody was feeding into the illusion so much so that people started looking up nuclear testing in coachella valley and they did drop nukes in yucca valley no they literally dropped nukes in yucca valley when i don't remember when look uh 2012 yeah i'm just imagining somebody holding up like a radioactive like monitor yeah to james charles's bbo wait let let me... The glass shards break in style. Look, Yucca Flat,

Yucca Flat, closed desert basin, nuclear testing sites. Yeah, this is all a lie. Yeah. But yeah, so... If you're from Coachella and you want to give us artist pass, we'll take it

and we're just joking can we do a fucking podcast at Coachella like why won't y'all let us do that like why won't y'all just let us have a little stand because they're literally gonna get less than like a 20th of their attendees to watch like less than you'd be surprised Coachella you'd be surprised

wants to see Frank Ocean so bad me when I go to my meeting at the Coachella conference you'd be surprised wants to see frank ocean so bad meeting at the coachella conference you'd be surprised coachella yeah it's just crazy that we haven't been contacted for that yet yeah it's crazy that we haven't been contacted to perform yeah which is bullshit um do you want to hear about the crazy shit i heard on the oh wow oh my god you immediately shut me down just like i don't want to hear about that. So you get to talk about your like weird,

like conspiracies and I can't say something real. Oh, they're not conspiracies. They're not conspiracies. Okay, dude. No, you're literally, I can't believe I'm going to have to deal with you when you actually go on like a, like a religious, like break in your brain

and then like go down that rabbit hole. It's all a ruse. He'll talk about it, but I can see you actually believing it. The more you joke about it, the more you believe it. I used to... I would make up stupid lies as a kid

and then I would tell them so many times that they became real. That's kind of how this is becoming... I don't think it'll happen in your early life. It'll definitely... Once you hit 70, one day I'm going to call call you and you're gonna keep me captive on the phone for three hours talking about something like this and then i'm gonna like have to hang up and be like fuck i lost i lost like no i think it's all like a ruse and a character right now but i don't think

it's gonna like become like a real thing hopefully i think Yeah. Well, on my flight back yesterday, I experienced something very amazing and truly phenomenal. Oh, yeah, yeah. I didn't tell Drew this whole thing. I texted him lightly about the first part. So basically, this is for context. I was sitting in front of this guy who was maybe around my age. Wait, what is FOMO pill? Is that like a sex thing

a fomo like fear of missing out oh i thought it was like cum or something like a new word for cum because you said i have to swallow my fomo pill you thought i was swallowing cum pills yeah i just i well i do have to do that because when i have stacks of like spaces of not doing that like my belly starts to hurt i start withdrawing i have to rebuild the the brick uh wall of my in my stomach your microbiome of cum yeah you know how in um kombucha there's like the fermented the yeast the big like thing oh yeah i have that of cum at the layer of my stomach oh and everything filters through that oh yeah and it keeps me very healthy it's actually really interesting you know how some people have probiotics and it's like oh my god over a million like

Probiotics are in this I have one that's like over a million Sperms are in there. I doubt it. That's like really crazy. Yeah, it's like really fucking weird Actually, that is really strange. It helps you be more likely to have a baby, too How how is that because your body is so used to having cum in it that it won't kill the cum that enters that actually makes sense yeah actually yeah you build up like a tolerance to it that actually makes hell of a sense they do that with um honey and babies they give babies a bunch of honey to make them allergy allergy lists yeah actually i think it's the. You're not allowed to give honey to babies.

Just lying. You literally give. Just don't give honey to your baby. Okay. So I get on my flight and this guy who's kind of around my age is like sitting behind me. He's making like funny comments. Okay. But he's probably not your age. So.

Actually, yeah, he easily was like 27 or something. But I have like no grasp of how people look anymore. So I'm like, you could be any age. But he was like, he was definitely not 30, especially with the way he was acting. He had to have been like max 25 years old. So we got on the plane and like, he's just making funny comments. And literally the people in front of me are kind of joking with him. And I'm like, this is sweet.

Like he's like just a random funny guy. Whatever. Yeah, that's that was my idea. I was like, Oh, charismatic guy, guy whatever we all sit down whatever the flight attendant who's also this is for context is like also gorgeous like she's like also around my age just like this gorgeous girl and i'm like wow you are so slay um and she comes around to like give us snacks and like ask if we want anything to drink and this guy like starts talking to her and i was like oh okay wait let me backtrack oh before we take off though he's on facetime in his seat talking to all his friends and like again joking around with his

friends and then it the tone kind of gets serious and i can't really tell what's being spoken about because mind you he didn't have headphones he did not have headphones so we heard everything on his iphone because he was on facetime and he definitely had an iphone max because that shit was loud as fuck um and so the tone kind of gets serious and he's like no are you kidding are you fucking with me right now okay okay word yeah yeah and like it sounds like it's getting serious i'm like oh okay whatever i don't think anything of it whatever and then the flight attendant comes around after we've taken off and he's like talking to the flight attendant for way too long and i'm like

he obviously finds her attractive and is just trying to like elongate his conversation with her because i've never asked heard someone ask so many questions about alcohol in my life you're also easily 25. you know what alcohol you like shut up um but whatever at this point i'm just like man maybe he hasn't drank a lot and doesn't know what he wants because he's like oh can i get tequila and she's like do you want it alone and he's like no i want it in like a drink and she's like well what do you what do you want it in and then he's like well what do you have and she was like um like sodas and stuff and then they get into this long conversation and he's like he's like can i get it in pepsi and she's like i don't know that

that's like my vibe and she was like she was like okay and i think she ended up giving it to him and he didn't like it and she's like oh i could just replace it it's okay don't even think twice about it whatever and then he's like she's like i think you would rather it'd be better for you to get one of the mixed drinks that we have on the menu and he was like looking at them and he's like she's like i think you would rather it be better for you to get one of the mixed drinks that we have on the menu and he was like looking at them and he's like do you have a strawberry margarita mind you we're on the fucking airplane so he's like can i have a strawberry margarita and she's like oh no we don't do that on plane like you don't you can't get that on a plane and then he's like okay what margaritas do you have and she's like we have spicy and regular and then he goes a spicy margarita no and then he's like what's the flavor of the regular margarita and

then she literally was so stunned by that question she was just like oh um um margarita oh like it's like she's like i guess it's like it's kind of a lime lime-ish flavor but it's like sweet kind of like literally hearing this other grown woman try to explain what the taste of a margarita is to someone wait what the fuck is it just lime is margarita just lime what is a margarita a margarita is usually triple sec lime agave and tequila that's like that's like a classic one yeah so it's like a lime, a sweet lime. Or like on the plane, like this is the other thing. He was looking at the menu

and it had what's in it, in it, on it. And they were using pineapple juice. What's in it, in it, on it. They were using pineapple juice on the mixer in the plane. So he was just like,

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over people's shoulders but i would i love oh on planes, I read people's shoulders. My best, I have two really good pictures. Sorry. I'll find them and insert them. But I have two really good pictures of people's texts on a plane. One of them is this girl talking to her sugar daddy. And it's like her like texting him. Oh, I remember these. Yeah, that's like an old one.

And then the other one was when that lady got into beef with everyone on the plane. And she's like, I'm going to kill myself. Like, she was so mad. And she was texting someone. And her texts were big as fuck because she was old as shit but whatever so now i'm listening to this guy because i'm like literally so amazed and i'm like who is this like what is his vibe i don't understand also because i can't focus on my book anymore because he's literally like oh you thought it was kai no i'm gonna you i thought it might have been kai yeah it is like that guy's way younger i mean as we go on it becomes a really kai vibe so like everybody be careful oh does he have sex with like a bunch of women i that's what i'm assuming he probably

has a bunch of he has a big cock and has a bunch of sex with women no no no because now you're just like saying the fabrication of what kai thinks he is um i'm talking about the real you the one that hides no no the real me is the one that has the big funny cock funny and i like to play with it it's so big it's hilarious like i flick it sometimes um but now i'm just listening to him and he ends up getting two margaritas which with that altitude you're going to be drunk so i'm just like whatever and also i can't pay attention to my book anymore because he's literally playing his phone so fucking loud. So I could just hear what's on his Instagram feed right now.

And I'm like, whatever. I'm just like kind of sitting there and like about to start a movie. But then he gets on FaceTime on the plane, which you cannot do. Like you're not supposed to do that as far as I'm aware. Cause they literally are like no calls, not even wifi calls. Do you know know why it's because the speakers know like the headphones that they

wear this is actually real it's like radio wave interference so like it's like and they can't hear all the call outs from everybody no literally that's why i was thinking i was like we're also now gonna die because of this man who doesn't know what a margarita is and is on facetime out loud with his friends but then i start really tapping in because it gets fucking crazy so he's on the phone with his guy friend and i like i can't really is it his boyfriend and you just can't say it no because listen to this shit maybe it is his boyfriend because of how protective he got over this man but that's later on so then i can't hear what the guy is saying on the phone but he's like are you fucking with me like no that's fucking crazy like no screen record that no screenshot that send it to me and i'm gonna fucking screen record it i can't fucking believe that and like i'm like oh my god what's happening like what is unraveling behind me then he calls a girl

yeah he's behind me i wish he was in front of me because bitch i would be peeking but um but he like oh my god no i literally i at one point i like literally dropped my thing at the side to see like what his like vibe on his face was and he was pissed i would have literally like gone to the bathroom and just stood behind him without him knowing and i should have done that oh i should have done that but i feel like he would have noticed because i like i'm not really good at hiding when i'm being too small because literally i went from reading my book with headphones on to no headphones no book and just like sitting like a robot on the airplane literally sitting and brushing my head up against like this like literally like moving your ear so then he gets on the phone with this

girl also who has a kid because all you hear is the kid fucking screaming like on her end and he's like he's like so and so just called me and told me that you were fucking texting them trying to fuck them when we just fucked what the fuck is wrong with you starts yelling at her on the phone so i'm like oh my god am i experiencing um and we know about confronting the cheater in the car but i'm experiencing confronting the cheater on the new level so like and also he's on facetime so you hear her and she's like dude you're bugging like i did not do that what the fuck is wrong with you like you're such a liar like shut the fuck up and she's like and she's like he's like fuck you bitch because i have screenshots i'm gonna screen record it and

send it to you and then you tell me if I'm fucking lying. Hangs up on her. And then there's a moment of silence. And I'm like, what the fuck's happening? And then he calls her back. And all I hear is him calling her. And she doesn't answer. And then he calls someone else, who I can only assume is his friend.

No answer. So now he's not getting any answers. And then he gets so fucked up from being on his margaritas. He just knocks out for the rest of the play. And like oh my fucking god this needs to like i need to know where this ends but whatever i spend the rest of the flight just like ignoring it reading my book watching a movie then when we land the second we land you hear and i'm like he's facetiming her he facetimed her and was like you're gonna look at those fucking screenshots and tell me i'm lying bitch and like starts yelling at her like also we're like it's dead quiet in the plane now like everybody is like like listening and like this woman next to me is like

and he's like you're a fucking slut you're a bitch you're a fucking liar and she's like i did not like i literally that that's not real that's not me whatever whatever imagine he's just like accusing this girl and it's literally not her no listen to the way this conversation ends because i wish i knew the resolution of this because then he goes you he's like put it on your kid's life right now and then she's just kind of silent and she's like you're fucking crazy and he's like okay you won't do it because you know you're fucking lying fuck you bitch i'm gonna post a video you sucking my dick on instagram tonight and hangs up on her and then the plane is dead silent because he's so loud also and everybody is literally like oh no and then we're just all sitting there and nobody says a word like

nobody even looks at him because we're all just like oh my god this is a man like enraged and like being like crazy right now and then he calls what i can only assume is his friend and his friend didn't answer and he called him like three times and then he just put his phone in his pocket was like pissed and then like i was trying so badly when we de-planed to walk slow but he had disappeared but i literally was like i was walking with my bag like that's literally my so sick dude holy shit and that was like literally the craziest thing i've ever heard in a plane i literally couldn't believe i couldn't believe i was like damn you're crazy like you're real crazy and i believe that he probably did that and like i hope that didn't

happen and i hope that that was just like a conversation out of like pure rage because that fucking sucks also bitch someone accused me of that i'd be like you're going to jail you're going to jail like i would literally um i would call the cops and be like you're not leaking that video um but i don't even know what you could do in that situation but yeah i don't know what happened and it was the craziest thing ever and literally it went from like a fun environment of like everybody kind of like joking with each other to literally dead silent like holy shit nobody said anything and then in my head i was like wow all these men sitting around who aren't gonna like pull them aside and be like hey don't do that like don't also don't talk like that imagine hearing that i mean like dude like your vibe was so cool the whole play right what's your instagram yeah

let's hang out networking with the shittiest guy literally networking so you can see the video like dude let me follow your ig like you're so like dude it's crazy how shitty some people are that's insane and that's just like like that is so casual that like what was freaking me out is i was like this is so casual in this person's life that there's no they're doing change on the plane yeah and i was like shocked i was like damn in my head i was like dude why aren't the flight attendants saying anything but there were no male flight attendants it was only women and i was like what like one of these but also you know what the craziest part is that i forgot that i was like men are so fucking nasty and i hope they all fucking perish because he asked the flight attendant if she was single

that was one of the things that blew my mind i was like i cannot believe you're literally confronting this girl because i couldn't tell if they were dating or if he was just bothered that she was trying to fuck his friend like i don't think they were dating that's not the vibe i got he literally is just pressed because bro his friend is a fucking op i know like sucks balls like why would you just not keep that in and just like just be like no girl like chill like it's never that deep dude and he asked her and he made the flight attendant so uncomfortable she was like he like i didn't hear the end of it but i just saw that she was standing next to me for a long time looking at him talking and i was like oh he's talking again like i need to hear it and then she goes no no no like i am taken but thank you so much for the compliment he's like

all right all right like it sounded like he had been kind of badgering her for a minute because she was standing there for a minute also her standing there with both of his fucking margarita empty glasses like literally just standing there like this that's insane yeah that's a list yeah that was my plane story and i like couldn't believe it that is like the most evil man on earth i know it's scary because he was so like literally everybody was vibing with him at first. It was like, he's so funny and like chill. That's how it is though.

Like the most evil people are the best at faking being cool. Yeah. And then they snap. Something in their brain snaps. Yeah. And then that's my story. And I wanted to tell you last night, but I was like, I got to say it for the podcast.

I know. And you made me listen to I Spice with headphones on and noise canceling while she told Josh the story. And she played an I Spice song. She's like, oh, this is like her best song for sure. And she started playing it. And I like gave it a chance for like 30 seconds.

And I was like, Inya, this is the worst song I think I've ever heard. I do not know how you're listening to this. Like, this is even worse than like attempting to listen to death grips for the first time like this is impossible to listen to and then it turned out you made a comment you were like it sounds like three songs are playing at once and i looked at my phone and literally three separate things are playing at the same time ice spice songs were playing at once and i was like i could like pick up every other lyric of every other song and i was like dude what the fuck but then she played the song and i was like oh this is like a really fucking good song like it's diabolical that's how i describe ice spice

is diabolical i love her um but yeah um well back in texas uh i went to the dentist because i needed to go back to the dentist and i don't know why when i go to the dentist they like assume that I'm like conservative like freak like I don't I don't know why they assume that and so like when I'm laying down in the chair they just like open up about like the most vile shit ever and like I don't say anything out loud because I'm like oh I want to like hear them talk i don't like agree with them at all but i like don't want to like fuck with them while they're cutting my gums and shit like they'll accidentally cut my cheek open or something actually go ahead take the bugle fat out i don't give a fuck cut my gum open um or cut my cheek open but no i like i can't say anything one because they have shit in my mouth and two like i want to know what these people are fucking thinking, because like, that's like a really good, like, fucking demographic of person to look at to understand that side or whatever.

So I'm like, always like kind of silent and not like agreeing, but like disagreeing. But like this time, I just stayed silent entirely the entire time and just let them talk themselves deeper and deeper in the hole. Because like, I think they could sense my silence was like me not agreeing with them so they just kept going and just talking about like the most insane and i don't want to get into it on here um but it sparked a thought in my head and the reason it sparked was because my dentist like uh she's obviously very like christian woman and then the other hygienist i mean the dental hygienists are both like very Christian, um, people and they both had their like crosses around their neck and like, whatever, like, like do you, I'm happy for you. But, um, she, my, the one that was cleaning my

teeth started just like talking. And I, I guess she could sense that I wasn't fucking with that conservative vibe. So she started leaning towards like weird shit and she just being she was just like opening up to me about like her like questioning her reality and like how like sometimes like she doesn't know if this is real and like sometimes she's like oh like like if I'm looking at something is this are you seeing the same thing as me or if I'm tasting something are you tasting the same thing as me all questions we've asked and like um but like she's been so sheltered by religion her whole life that anytime she asked those questions they were shut down immediately so then i was like giving her answers i was like oh yeah like that's normal like i that's like like a normal yeah a normal thought and i was

just like kind of feeding into it and then i what i what what started getting really crazy is i was like um there are some people that can see what they think in their brain and there are some people that have voices in their head that like an internal monologue and then there are people that have neither and have nothing and can't hear themselves and can't think of themselves and then she was like dude that's weird that you can hear yourself in your head or you can see like if you can do that like if you can visualize an apple in your head you're a freak she didn't say that but she was like that's fucking weird that you can hear yourself in your head or you can see, like, if you can do that, like if you can visualize an apple in your head, you're a fucking freak. She didn't say that, but she was like, that's weird. And I was like, oh, so you're a person that can't visualize things. Like, that's interesting. And then the dental hygienist across the way was like,

I got ahead of myself. Whatever. I'll disregard that part of the story. But anyways, I was like, yeah, I can like visualize things in my head. And she was like, that's weird, dude. I don't know how you do that. And then that triggered this final thought, which the reason I told all of that was to get to this. But if you think about, or I was like, oh, this is crazy because what if like people

that are more conservative leaning are the people that can't visualize the apple in their head and don't have the internal monologue and people who are more like liberal leaning have the internal analog and can visualize the apple in your head and i was like that is a crazy thing so like i'm curious like if those things if they're like if they correlate in any way but i probably just sound even more schizophrenic for saying that no i i understand what you're saying because it's also like the idea like you would there's like this ideology of like oh why can't people be more open-minded and then you're like oh well they

don't have an internal monologue i mean it's because i can imagine things literally like i can like imagine if somebody like says an idea to me is like oh what if like so and so did this and i'm like oh okay and like you can literally imagine it and like almost play a scene of that exactly playing out and then those people maybe don't have that so when you say that because they've never seen that they're like what the fuck are you talking about are you trying to change me yeah and also why are you trying to put thoughts in my head exactly it's it's like literally but it's it's giving like um we have conversations in our head all day every day so we have to fill that conversation with something and we fill it with like opposing ideas and like trying to change our mind and just trying

to learn more they don't think anything i don't i don't understand it i really don't understand it it's so hard for me to grasp like is it just empty in there and i saw like a tiktok of someone saying like what it's like to not have an internal monologue and it was just like them walking in the woods and it was completely silent and i was like like i want that so fucking bad because like it is it is going a thousand miles per hour every moment up until the second i fall asleep like my i am thinking about literally everything in doom scrolling about everything and like it's it's probably the main source of my anxiety it's like my internal monologue like i wouldn't have anxiety if i didn't fucking think of the worst thing possible do you think um that like having adhd like enhances that because i think

i've been thinking about it a lot because i've realized i have the worst issue like i'm listening when people talk to me but god forbid i like think of something else yeah i'm like sitting here literally like thinking of a whole other situation yeah and then that's of something else yeah i'm like sitting here literally like thinking of a whole other situation yeah and then that's unraveling and then i'm thinking of what i would say about that and then like literally trying to like grasp what people are saying to me all the time and like oh my god i look like the most inconsiderate person but like i just i just started doing it i stopped listening to you because i was like thinking i was like oh like literally it's like you have to like i have to like meditate to listen to people's story like i have to clear

intentionally clear out my brain and the ground myself and only think about my breathing to like understand what people are saying to me and it's yeah yeah it's like also does adhd affect reading yeah right because yeah uh because sometimes when i'm reading i literally will read like three pages and be thinking about something else but i am fully reading like i am reading these words but they're not going there but they're not like landing in my head i'm just like reading it and i can kind of remember exactly what i just read but i'll have to go back because i'm like dude the whole time i was reading that i'm singing about what i have to do when i get home yeah that i'm easily gonna forget and it's not gonna matter anyway what happens is it like sparks a thought for me

and I'm like, oh, curious. And then I like go down that thought path while I'm reading these lines. Instead of stopping and thinking the thought out. Yeah, not absorbing it. And then I'm thinking about like what that just made me think. I've read a bunch of scripts recently

and like, I swear to God, I've read a sentence 20 times and then went back and was like, I really have no idea what I just read and i read every single word to try and like visualize what's going on in the screenplay and it's it's taking me 20 minutes to read a page one time because i was like if i'm really honest with myself i'm not visualizing what i'm seeing until a certain point where i can like finally focus on it yeah i think I think... It's pretty crazy. Yeah, I think, like, the reading thing,

like, isn't even ADHD. I think, like, the average... I mean, maybe, but I think, like, the average person, like, experiences that to some level. But I will never forget, since you started talking about a script, when we went in for the... to do those self-tapes, and the self-tape guy, like, I self-tape guy like i was the acting coach yeah the acting

coach i was having so much trouble fucking reading these lines and memorizing these lines that like he was like do you have adhd or do you have dyslexia or something like and i was like i don't know and he was like let's try this and he put on like the dyslexic mode and it went one word at a time and it worked it worked oh i actually was talking to somebody who has dyslexia i don't think i have that though but everything she was saying i was like this is drew she was like a lot she was like i will literally like do like word to text or like speech to text on multiple words because i just like for some reason i know the word and i like think i know how to spell it but then when i go to type it I can't like it just doesn't go and she's like and when I do text

regular like I miss so many words like I like my text doesn't make sense and my friends are always like you didn't like what you said didn't make sense and then and she's like oh and then I'll be like yes it does just read it and then they read it and they're like that you didn't say a thing and then like they'll read it out loud to her and she's like oh fuck i didn't like i didn't put my sentence down right and then she's like when she has to read out loud she cannot do it for the life of her she's like when i read alone like it's like way easier but i do have to like go kind of slow and i like it's way easier if i use my finger because like if i don't like my brain is just trying to like figure out the next word before i can so i'm just literally making up when i'm reading dude maybe i fucking have this i was like everything

you're saying sounds like drew she's like oh so then i'll just like send a bunch of audio messages um but that sucks too because i just like talk too much and she was like but that's not my dyslexia i just talk too much i was like all of this is true like everything you're describing i'm gonna go get diagnosed with dyslexia. When I was in New York, I was reading a script in front of like a bunch of people. And my friend who was running the read was like, all right, Kai,

like you can stop doing the bit where you don't know how to read. And I was like, that's not a bit. I really have been fucking up this entire time. Well, I can read out loud very easily. I was about to say like you you have it very easily and when we did that one table read for whatever we um i remember like uh being so

anxious about having to read out loud and hearing everybody read their lines and like doing really good and then it getting to me and me fucking up and then something came over me where i was just like i don't give a fuck like i i don't know why i'm embarrassed like of me like not being able to read out loud like there's something wrong with me so i just have to accept that so then i accepted i was like okay if you fuck up just move on don't say oh sorry like like just don't just keep going and like that has helped me a lot is just being able to just like persevere and like make it like i think like a lot of it comes from my anxiety of not being able to read out loud so it makes it worse also sorry i started laughing but you're using the word persevere for your probable to read a word we need to go we need to make this happen yeah and you're really good like with the ad reads yeah i'm like holy shit am i listening to

fucking npr right now this is insane yeah and then i rage i start throwing punches when i edit the ads like drews is like 40 000 cuts like hybridized together and any of this is like one it's one of the days you need to leave in one of my screens i get so frustrated that i scream into the mic oh no there was one that you like screamed and then walked away from the mic for a second. And I was like, fuck this. And then you, like, walked back. And I think you were completely alone. When Drew reads out loud, you, like, can't be near him.

Like, I think it is part of, like, the anxiety of it. Also, you bitches don't have gut intuition. You have anxiety disorder. Like, let's talk about it. And you bitches, you bitches being me. Like, literally literally the bitch is in question is anya no that's gonna happen like i know it's gonna happen because my gut feeling is always right and like said gut feeling is like extreme anxiety and like a delusion and

like ptsd paranoia and i'm like oh my god oh my god it's gonna happen that is so funny but yeah multiple times while i was away um i gave myself like a crazy anxiety attack because i'm like i know this thing is gonna happen i just feel it like i know and my gut feeling is always right people tell me i have really good intuition yeah um when really that was like my anxiety holding on to like the idea that i have good intuition it was like girl you're literally gonna die and it was like oh my god you don't have this person's location so that means they're dead oh my god i'm like no yeah um and just as you bitches have anxiety disorder butterflies have pretty privilege look at them off look at them off that's a really good point but there are there are really pretty moths but the ugly ones are really fucking ugly. And then every butterfly. Not every butterfly is pretty, but every butterfly is taken.

That's just not true. Butterflies are ran through. Let me look up ugly butterfly. Huh? Sorry, my ringtone. Ugly butterfly? Let's see. No, there are no ugly butterfly.

Oh, yes, there are. Yeah. And have you ever seen the one in the spongebob episode a butterfly how do i reference spongebob every fucking stupid ass emergency intercom episode every time the second time okay yeah there are ugly scary ones see that's ugly as fuck it's but it's pretty they have pretty privilege no there are but it's like there's pretty moths like look look up the luna moth oh yeah i know the green one yeah the white and green yeah and then the pink and yellow one is really cute the fuzzy one oh these ones are so i i remember i only know that moth from that uh medicine and it would like it would be like george lopez waking you up at 3 a.. with the loudest fucking intro ever because you left your TV on when you fell asleep.

And then after you stay awake with your eyes glued on the TV, even though you're the most tired you've ever been in your entire life, the next commercial that comes on is like Lunesta. And it's the green butterflies flying across the screen. I haven't seen that. Oh, yeah, the Lunesta commercials went crazy. Yeah. I have to see that because I don't know what you're talking about.

Moth. Lunesta moth. This thing. You ever see these? Oh, no, I never saw that commercial. Yeah, it would be. Oh, wait, I did. Yeah, it would literally be, and you'd watch that and you'd fall asleep to that.

Wait, did you guys talk about the Mandela effect about the bucket list thing? No. Like the term bucket list wasn't a thing before the movie. There's a movie called Bucket List? Yeah. I didn't know that. No, that's not true. It is true.

Maybe it isn't true and the Mandela effect is... I have a new theory for the Mandela effect. Oh my God. is maybe i have a new theory for the mandela effect oh my god so have y'all ever heard of the 2d 3d like the girl holding the box and inside the box is a gym and like she can like she can't see around the sides oh i know this movie um but there's like this idea that like since we're 3d we can reach into the box and grab the gym and she wouldn't even know it's gone and then sometime later we put it back in and she it's back in the box whatever like it's like a like a visualization thing i actually don't know the fuck yeah i don't like really i don't have an

internal monologue oh god so you're i didn't hear the first half of what you were saying because i was too busy being like amazed that there's a jack nicholson and Morgan Freeman movie called The Bucket List. That is the most smoked. Seth Rogen had to have made that up. I really thought that everyone knew about that movie. No, I didn't know it existed. I knew it existed, but I didn't know there was a bucket list.

Also, I think Bucket List has existed forever because I remember saying that shit in fifth grade. Being like, what's on your bucket list for your life? That's when the movie came out when you're in fifth grade that's not true it might have been i think it came out when i was in like i was in college no 2007 and you were in college and i was in fifth grade oh my god i i actually it came out in 2007 not here right i was watching the timer go up i was watching your soul leave your body um okay wait what's your theory okay so like okay so imagine a 2d plane and there's like a girl on the 2d plane holding a box and there's a gym inside the box and then we're in

3d and we can see her she can't see us but we can reach inside the box and her diamond disappears and she's like where the fuck did it go but we just took it to our dimension but then we can put it back what if they are fourth dimensional beings reaching into our timelines and changing little things and that's the mandela effect and we can't see them changing it but we can see the changes right and then or it's either that or it's like uh quantum hackers like they figured out how to time travel and they're like going through and changing little things drew how many internal monologues do you have are there like many there's like 17 up in there and do they sound different did you see the other video that that girl made that was like actually insane where she was like um she took the

girl's 2d hat off and it was front facing and And then she switched it around and put it on backwards. And she was like, you can see how different these two dimensions are and how this one would never come into contact with this one because no matter how hard they try, they'll never be able to put her hat back since they live in a two dimensional world. They can try to flip her hat around,

but it will just be upside down on her head because they can't do that 3D motion of flipping it back. And then she was like if you think about that that's like how separated all of our dimensions are is because like there are certain things that one dimension can do that we cannot and like vice versa vice versa and like if those dimensions interact with us in ways that we're incapable of interacting back we would never know why are you staring at me want this? Do you want all of my body? I wanna play with it.

Why do I want baked Lay's chips so bad right now? Huh? Baked Lay's chips. Those are really fucking good. Yeah, they were, that's okay. The baked chips are better than the regular ones. Yes, they are. There's like a Pringley kind of vibe to them.

Yeah. Versus, I also, I think Lay's potato chips are the worst potato chips. Normal potato chips. I disagree because you put that shit with a Subway sandwich. Yeah. It elevates it to another level. Like it takes it up three. It's gourmet. That was the craziest shit you've ever said and I was like

wow. Like damn that is so real. The Subway sandwich Lay's. Yeah. And it has to be a Subway sandwich because you wouldn't go get a good ass deli sandwich and pick Lay's. You would only ever get Lay's at Subway sandwich because you wouldn't go get a good ass deli sandwich and pick lays you would only ever get lays at subway yeah like you wouldn't be like you're right at like wine and cheese and be like i'm gonna get lays one because they're sane and they don't sell lays there i'm a fucking idiot i shouldn't have said anything oh my god why are you taking it like that you're literally manipulative as fuck like you're crazy crazy bitch bastard fucking

ugly monster what the fuck what the fuck well thank you guys so much for watching this episode let's go into some media before we media before we leave you and you're left all alone to your own devices again because you just had an hour of people you don't really know but you feel very connected to and you know what if you said hi to me in public i would give you that warmth that you feel through the camera. But realistically, when you turn off your, like your, your computer right now, you have no contact with me. So I'm forming this very diabolical relationship with you in your head where you feel like it's almost giving you abandonment issues

that you probably won't even realize until you're way older. Have you ever thought about that? Yeah, because I think about that. Pastoral by Bobby Hutcherson, Too Hurt to Cry by Candy Statton. Young Hearts Run Free by Candy Statton. That song is literally a feminist woman's anthem, and it is so good. Sunday nights are my 9-11. The day after Christmas is my 9-11.

That day does really suck. That is the, or even the night of christmas like after everything is all said and done and you're alone in your room like that is the saddest i will ever be in my entire life i will say yeah christmas night like christmas day night is really really upsetting like it's just so like it's because you've released all your endorphins and then you're you gotta wait another year yeah you're all limp and it's like all've released all your endorphins. And then you're just, like, left alone. You gotta wait another year. Yeah, you're all limp. And it's, like, all that fuss for what?

For 12 hours of fun. Yeah, you wake up covered in presents. And you got everything that you wanted. And your dad finally said... That never happened to you. Once you started the my dad thing, that never happened to you. It happened. Perfect.

Caribbean Blue by Enya was one of mine someone was playing that the other day with me in the car and I was like stop guys oh and then Dom said something so funny he was like you know what's crazy is I used to listen to Enya a lot and then I met you so I stopped and I literally was like that is the meanest thing anyone's ever said to me thank you by

ditto I know I hijacked your shit Like, that is the meanest thing anyone's ever said to me. Thank You by Ditto. I know I hijacked your shit. And then Ethocane Rules. Bands by OK Mateo. I think, let me make sure. Yeah. Bands with a Z by OK Mateo is really cool.

And then I think that's going to be it for me. I had a couple more songs that I've been listening to, but like I don't know them off the top of my head and they're like kind of SoundCloud songs. And then I watched Mind Game on the Airplane again on the way home. Really, really fantastic movie movie and like i looked up trivia for it um because i was like oh this is like crazy how is this made and like a lot of like the distribution and like promotion of that movie wasn't even made by the production company that

made the movie it was made by a different or it was done by a different production company that had seen it and was like i don't give a fuck if i make a dollar off of this i just want everybody in the world to see this and even though it is like a very violent and sexual movie it got in rated for everyone rating in japan mind game because um the board in japan that does all the ratings was like no we want everyone to see this movie because like, it's a really powerful movie. And like, it's,

it will. Yeah. And which is really cool. Um, but yeah, mind game is really sick. I know I mentioned it like once a week, but like,

it really is just a masterpiece. I was watching something. Oh, the new Pinocchio. Hmm. Um, was reminding me of mind game, but that's because like spoiler alert,

anything with people living in a whale. I'm like, I just think of mind game. Um, but Moby Dick says hello. But Oh, the rest of my media because Drew had jumped in is a gangsta boo by I spice and little TJ, which is a leak also r.i.p gangsta boo legend very sad eating um and also in her mood by ice spice because again i've spent on a crazy ice spice tip and like that's not a joke um but the movies i saw megan which actually was surprisingly have you seen it i haven't seen it but i heard it's like an instant cult classic like i heard everybody's gonna like it's gonna be like a horror class i saw with a bunch of friends and when we were going in when it was starting one of our friends said this and i was like that is so true it literally is like this generation's chucky like yeah because like you know how like chucky and gremlins because

they were like they had parts of it that would be really scary to kids but most adults were like there's obviously comedy in this like it's like it's like thought out it's supposed to be kind of funny and like kind of campy and that was like megan um it wasn't like the best movie ever but it was like fun to see with friends and we were cracking the fuck up and the pinocchio movie made me sob like i literally was like was it really good oh one it was so good i also saw the exhibit and it was like insane i'll show y'all pictures um because they have like the exhibit for it in um in the moma and if you're in new york you need to go to that because it's actually fucking insane how they were able to do that yeah because like it's just stop motion has also always held such

a like huge place in my heart because there was a long time as a kid that i thought i was going to do stop motion um me too with our polymer clay era um but it was so good dude i literally like i i started it with some friends at like 1 30 a.m and it's like a two-hour movie and we were like we're not gonna finish this and we literally stayed up and like watched it and like i would watch it again if y'all wanted to watch it because it literally like i really want to see oh my god it is like i think if i watched it again i would sob again like i like i was like coco level i think like it made me cry more than coco like i was literally like i was like like like like sobbing like it was so good um and it was just really good it was

like actually like so yeah i'll go check that out i want to see the whale really bad oh we should go see the whale yeah then the new ari aster movie um have you seen the trailer for that guy it's an out in april it's with joaquin phoenix and it looks like a fucking masterpiece like you know like how like you saw the trailer um or, you know, the feeling that you got when you left the theater at like everything, everywhere, all at once. Like it looks like it's going to have the same vibe as that. Like it's it is a very creative movie. And Joshua is explaining it pretty well.

He was saying that like, oh, it kind of feels like he might be leaning into like a little more wholesome vibe instead of like complete and total horror but it could just be like a trailer to trick you yeah um and then i saw also saw avatar 2 which was like honestly so cool like i loved that movie and i would go see it again in a heartbeat and i wanted to see it again the next day because i was like dude this, this is just like epic. Like I don't understand how we have gotten so far where we're able to do that shit. Like it makes no fucking sense.

Did I talk about that? About Avatar? I don't know. Because I literally had the complete opposite vibe. But it makes sense that you liked it. Yeah, I loved it. I loved like all the like world building. Like I just love world building.

Like that's why I like Dune so much. Cause it's like thrusting you into a new universe and you have to like navigate this new world without like understanding the rules to it. And like, it's just like fucking sick that like they were able to do that. And then apparently the next one is going to be like, like all out war where you see the avatar people be be like and they're not called the avatars what is their race called oh the navi yeah the navi people i think but there's navi and then in

this one they introduce like a new uh group yeah i think that we're gonna see them become like villains like become really gnarly like brutal killers like you know that one segment of like the mom raging when like he had whoever um and how it was like literally terrifying apparently the next movie is going to be that the entire time yeah it's the human condition yeah yeah did i literally like it's so funny that you're like i love the world building because the whole time i was watching i was like okay world building like okay like we get it. Like, I did. I just, I don't know. But you know what it is? I'm not like a huge science fiction person.

And I've never been. Like, I've really never like cared for it. It's like really specific things. And usually it's because of like a childhood thing. You have to be a white man to really like science fiction. It literally has to be like, oh, like the reason I care for any of like the alien versus predator stuff is because as a kid, I really liked it. And like, but even then, like my family family like loved star wars and lord of the rings and i literally cannot i can't like i just i can't do that shit i've never i've just like harry potter like all that

shit i'm like all right fucking nerd loser bring it back i like harry potter bring it back oh of course yeah we know we can tell by my face how my face is like just by your mannerism mannerism mannerisms mannerisms how you just move your hands and stuff yeah what the fuck he did it wow expecto patronum all right um kai what okay that was probably the longest media talk ever. Yeah. I'm going to cut that out. No, I'm not cutting that out.

That's Drew's culture. I'm not going to cut that out. Were you eating a burrito or something? What was that? Yeah, I was just... YouTube. He was eating a burrito. Do not demonetize us.

You have to blur that. Alright, bye! Bye. Субтитры сделал DimaTorzok