Emergency Intercom - Enya Overshares

Episode Date: August 5, 2022

It turns out Ky is a liar and Enya is actually the one that predicted monkeypox, to celebrate Enya overshares while Drew comes to terms with being a human soundboard. BETTER HELP: Our listeners get 10% off their first month at BetterHelp.com/intercom Follow Enya on Insta: @EnyaUmanzor Follow Drew on Insta: @DrewPhillips09 To listen to the podcast on YouTube: bit.ly/EmergencyIntercomPodYT Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: bit.ly/EmergencyIntercom If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: bit.ly/EmergencyIntercom Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hey Spotify, this is Javi. My biggest passion is music. And it's not just sounds and instruments. It's more than that to me. It's a world full of harmonies with chillers. From streaming to shopping, it's on Prime. Do you know what that is? Welcome to this episode of the Martinsi Intercom. Those are going to be my last words.

Bye. Bye. Roll outro. Roll outro. Roll outro. Welcome. Roll outro. Roll outro. Roll outro. Welcome back, guys. I feel like it's been like a month for some reason. I literally feel weird.

I know. It feels like it's been a long time, but it's just because you went out of town. And usually it's me. It's been four days. Yeah. But okay. So this morning, or yesterday when you picked me up from the airport, you were like, I'm shitting out of my ass like i'm

spraying liquid shit everywhere like i don't know what it is it's probably the chlorophyll because i'm drinking chlorophyll again i opened up that cabinet and i see you have probiotics in there are you taking probiotics yeah that's what's doing it to you it's the probiotics to me this morning i was like i'm not even taking fucking probiotics. What are you talking about? But that literally is. That's what it is. OK, this is like so TMI and gross, but I went to go shit and it was like, oh, it was like a fire hydrant out my fucking butthole.

And it was like the worst it's ever been. And I couldn't believe it. It was so bad that I was going to go pick Drew up from the airport. And I had to stand by the bathroom for like an extra 30 minutes. Because I was like, dude, if I fart, I'm going to shit everywhere. Damn. But this morning it was fine. She texted me when I was on the airplane.

She was like, I don't know if I'm going to be able to make it. Like, I think I'm going to shit myself in the car. But I've been fine. This morning, my poop was solid. But it was dark green because of the chlorophyll. So yeah. So I think it was definitely a mix of the probiotics and the chlorophyll that had my guts twerking. Cause my guts are still twerking.

Like, it's like, I haven't taken it today. Should I take it? Should I still keep taking it? I mean, yeah, it'll, it'll balance out. Am I supposed to take that every day? Yeah. Okay. Every day. Or I mean yeah it'll it'll balance am i supposed to take that every day yeah okay every day i mean it depends on the bottle but like imagine it's like only take one a week i've literally already taken five no yeah you should be good probiotics are lit though you're just eating like a bunch of bacteria it's kind of crazy i know it probably doesn't help

that like like what i'm eating with it too is like all the kind of things that make you shit your fucking little butt out yeah um talkies hot cheetos i haven't had a hot cheeto or talking a minute i don't like oh i ate so much in texas it's so bad dude when i go back to texas i literally lay in bed at like 1 or 2 a.m and what i do is i go to 7-eleven because there's a new 7-eleven in town i go buy a shit ton of snacks i have to get a chocolate she literally just moved in i have to get a chocolate i have to get a sweet or a sour which is typically like a gummy worm or a sweet tart situation then i have to get like a cakey item so i get like um one of those hostess with the white swirl on top i was like a cake item yeah and then i get a bag

of hot chips um so whether that's like talkies hot cheetos hot fries one of those and i get a big bag of those and then on top of that i also get um the uh cheddar cheese uh ruffles um and i eat that bag on the way home you know what's so nasty about drew is like okay i was talking to ryan about this and she doesn't really care for it but she agrees with me drew okay damn sick y'all we're talking shit hot topic damn hot topic hot take you are supposed to eat your snacks from savory to sweet and end that is how you're supposed to do it no that is how michelin star chefs feed you they give you savory and then they end it with sweet drew will have all of his snacks open and eat like a handful of gummy bears and then throw chips in his mouth right after and then take a sip of a Dr. Pepper and then have a bite of cake and go for more hot Cheetos.

Like he literally like his teeth have a crazy mix of gunk stuck in them. You know why I do that? It's because I like to like level out my flavors in my mouth because if I eat all the sweets and then I move to the chocolate, then like I'm not going to be able to balance out that chocolate with the acidity from the sweets. Even if you have all the savory, you're going to... Exactly. We're just like all around.

So like I like to balance it out and have like an even level of flavors all the way through. No, you're literally supposed to have the savory thing until your body is now craving a sweet because you had so much savory and then you ended up with a sweet

and then you drink water. But I don't like having a sweet mouth after. But why do you drink a Pepsi to finish it off? He's like, I don't want a sweet mouth after, but he gets a vanilla Dr. Pepper to top it off. Yeah, I've never had a vanilla cream Dr. Pepper. Like sue me. Fucking put me in jail because I saw it at CVS and I was like, you know what? I'm going to try this.

How was it? I haven't tried it. Oh my God. Well, no, I save it so i can have it for like a good moment like tonight i'm gonna eat that fucking dr pepper or drink that dr pepper and eat my peppers like it's gonna be nice that's your dinner yeah yesterday drew's dinner was um sour gummy worms well the very berry the very berry flavor what is there a difference yeah it was like a very berry mix oh so there was no yellow and like

green ones fuck the yellow and green gummy worms are you kidding me i like agree but also i don't agree come bounce on mama's lap okay okay um but yeah if you drink the fucking if you eat the yellow and green gummy worms by choice like if you like you open up a bag of gummy worms and those are your ones that you get first bitch no one is doing that if you're doing that leave a comment and you and i will look she's doing it and the thing is is you are a freak and i will find that comment and i will berate you for it because that is weirdo behavior weirdo we're gonna dox you we're gonna find your ip address and leak it i'm gonna call your job and be like this fucking freak bitch yeah because

that is honestly weirdo behavior but i do agree but i do like the i like them sometimes but not like no those are nasty they shouldn't even be in the pack i'm not even i'm not like tapping in to eat those though i'm tapping in to eat the blue and um red one and that's why i got the very berry pack because it fucking is the linchas here's something i i remembered this was a voice to text thing i said in bed at 4 13 a.m i said it in bed i said we need to start prepping and warning women that they will not be seeing their ex in the next 10 years ever again. You will not date that person again because you will not want to be back with that motherfucker. You will never see them in the next life.

Or what does our next life even mean? You will never date him again. Do not date him again. You're fucking 18. Real. Real. Because that is literally like, dude, it's comical how everyone's first relationship, it's like a mirror.

Like everybody's first relationship, they have the same exact experience like at the end of it. Everybody has like the like the denial of like, no, we're going to work it out. We're going to work it out. It's going to work out. It's fine. It's fine. I can fix this.

I can fix him. Like, I'm going to fix this. No, you break up. You always try to make friends friends like you always try to be like well we're gonna be friends we're gonna be so slaying friends and then it doesn't work out and then it's like you know what in our next life like let's circle what does that mean like you're my you know what we have good stuff here let's circle back in 10 years i don't have any business talking to you when I'm 30. I have a job. Literally for what?

Like what? But we need to start prepping people because I think I... No, I think you should have hope. I think you should love yourself and have hope. Yeah, girl. Once you start to love yourself, you're going to be like, wait a minute. Let's dissect what that was. Love yourself. Love yourself. Because also like it's just so funny because you get out of that first big relationship you're gonna be like wait a minute let's dissect what that love yourself love yourself because

also like it's just so funny because you get out of that first big relationship and everybody looks back and is like oh that was really toxic that was not good like like any relationship that you've gotten back together with your partner three or four times like babes call it quit just give up please please i'm begging you just give up move on but i i wish i remember what i saw i think i saw a tiktok where like so it was like they were talking about breaking up and it was like maybe one day we'll get back together and i'm like no you won't what are you talking about look we come here to be real and we tell you the fucking truth okay y'all y'all are be real be be real this time to be real time to be real that on an application i'm apply you're on an app i'm applying it to my real life to iro

easy hold it down hold it down hold it down but that was one of my notes that i had and then it was the diarrhea from my chlorophyll. You know what I am to this podcast? I'm literally just a soundboard. Like you click, you know the soundboard where you click the button? Except no one's clicking shit, bitch. You just do it. But no, I know.

That's what I'm saying. I take it into my own hands and I click the soundboard. Well, what's the next sound? I don't have one. I literally froze just now. The truth is spreading. the truth is spreading the truth is spreading the word trying to come out of your mouth you druth druth druth this druth that druth druth druth

sometimes you gross me out fuck you well this will gross you out even more so on my flight to um texas like i was like oh this is gonna be an easy flight it's only like three hours like it's chill whatever and i like got on the flight and every single time i get on an airplane i've said this a million times but the fucking hum of the engines like yeah put me to sleep like with before we even take off i am asleep but for some reason this time i was like i'm gonna try to stay awake and i was literally like like nodding off like and i was like forcing myself to stay awake and i'm sure the girl next to me who had monkey pox we'll get into that later was like literally this man is on drugs like what is wrong

with him girl she thought you had monkey pox you were experiencing extreme fatigue no literally well okay okay well we'll get into it in a second we'll get damn shut up damn um so i'm like okay i want to at least stay awake for the drink cart and the the pretzels so i stay awake and i'm like fuck yes like it's coming but then i fall asleep as it's passing by me and they pass by me and i don't get my soda and i'm like oh my fucking god but by the grace of god she like looked around and saw that i was awake and she was like because you can't hear anybody on the fucking airplane because it's loud as fuck and i was like yes give me a coca-cola so she was like can or ice and i was like give me the can and the ice bad decision so i got the can of soda and i opened it and i had my can my cup of ice and i

set it down for a second because like damn i'm like really tired so i just set it there and then i nodded off and i fell asleep with the open coke in my hands completely full had not had a single sip of it and i'm like sitting there and i like fall asleep and then like 10 minutes go by and like i feel like the can like in my hand like crushing and I'm like, whatever, like I don't care. And I'm still asleep. And then I wake up to like Coke all over me and all over. No, like literally like it had spilled all over me. Like I've like, it like, it like fell over and just sprayed all over me and all over

my pants and my ass. And like, thank God I was wearing camo pants. So it just looked like a part of the thing. But if I was wearing these jeans, it fully would have looked like I had shit and pissed myself all over. Like literally it was crazy. And like the girl next to me was like so pissed, but I was like,

I don't give a fuck because you literally have monkey pox. Like I'm not joking. And she also brought a fucking pillow on the airplane that was all over me. And one of the ways monkeypox is fucking spread is through fabrics and bedding. And she brought her fucking pillow on the airplane. We need to ban pillows from airplanes. Like, don't even. No, yeah.

Real life size pillows are like crazy. But the reason she's not beating these monkeypox allegations is because she had a sore on her thigh. And I sent a picture to you and it looked like a monkeypox. It was scary as fuck. Well, do you have it? So now you have it. I don't get acne, and I got something pop up right here five days later. Now what?

So I think I have it. If you gave it to me, I would fucking beat the shit out of you. Well, I'm literally celibate, so it's actually possible for me to get it. I would go into your room at night, and I would fucking cut open all your legions and pour fucking salt and vinegar and you would probably fix me so so so thank you actually thank you for healing me um but no there's no way i'm gonna get it because i'm celibate that's like not gonna that's not gonna protect you what you need to do is probably just like stay in your room and then like when we go out as friends like you should honestly just stay back like

it's the best way to protect yourself wait no so you know how kai was like drew you predicted monkey pox it wasn't even me it was you you're welcome y'all you're welcome so kai you're a fucking liar i'm not a liar did someone clip it no i went back to the episode because i was like did i actually say that because there's literally no i do not remember you know what's crazy is i don't know how i came up with that because i before this had never heard of funky pogs yeah you just pulled it out of your ass but no you were just like you said something about it within the first like two minutes of the episode and i was like oh it wasn't me it wasn't me yeah it was me is that when we had our flea bites yeah dude it doesn't help that there was a spider in my room that was eating your ass up like so i have like two bites from a spider and i've been

getting a bunch of spider bites, but this has been going on for the past like four fucking months that a spider has been living in my room and I wake up with these crazy spider bites and I'm always like, oh my God, it's a spider bite. And everybody's like, no, it's like a mosquito bite that got like infected or something. I'm like, no bitch, this is a big ass spider bite. And it was a spider cause we found it and it was humongous. It was like a quarter of an inch.

It was not humongous. It was bigongous. It was like a quarter of an inch. It was not humongous. It was big as fuck. That's a standard. And it was like, Drew, if you don't fucking get this bug or if you don't get this spider, I'm killing it. And I was like, do not kill that spider. He deserves to live. Yeah, right. Says who?

Says who? Where are the 2022 flies in our house with the fucking keys? They're not in here because of that spider was cleaning up. No, that's because Azul be chomping them. We have Azul. We don't need spiders. No, but I take this. I don't let the spiders live in the house i do have one that lives in my bedroom that i see crawling across my ceiling at night and i'm just like dude like i like want to

get you out of here so bad but like you're literally not biting me or harming me and you're probably eating other flies so i'm like whatever you can live in here but that fly or that spider bit you and it deserved to die but I didn't want it to die so I took it outside but I was gonna say Orion caught it cause she put her last water of like she had a mason jar full of water in my room and she put it

on top of it and I came home at night after the gym and I was like walking cause Orion always does this and it drives me crazy but I've never brought it up to her so like how would she know but I feel like because i was surprised it was still right always does this and it drives me crazy oh my god but i've never brought it up to her so like how would she know but i feel like we need to do an orion episode before we leave i know i feel like even if i said this it wouldn't get fixed but every time she fucking comes over and spends the night she unplugs my siri because she unplugs it so she

could plug a charger in there but she always takes her charger and never plugs my Siri back, which makes it like so hard for me to maneuver around my room because how I turn on my lights is I'm like, hey Siri, turn on the lights. So she leaves it unplugged and the mason jar was right there and she had told me she was like, be careful for the mason jar. But I forgot. I came home, went to go plug in my thing and was like maneuvering in the dark and I spilled the cup and that's why I was screaming. Yeah, I was on the phone and I was like are you yelling i was like my feet are wet and now a spider's gonna be on me and i was freaking out no the spider is alive and well and in the front yard no it probably got put outside and got fucking eaten by something else like immediately that shit got well i was gonna say i went after i spilled the coke on me i just didn't shower that night because I kind of like

my sticky ass you were like so fucking disgusting I actually did shower I literally you didn't shower yesterday Drew came home with stinky airport body and just put no here this he came he didn't shower and not only that but then he just slept in his gym clothes again for the next morning. No, I sleep in my clothes the night before so I don't have to wake up earlier to put them on. That's what I just said. You slept in your gym clothes for the morning. It sounds like they're dirty. They're clean gym clothes.

But I don't shower before the gym because I'm like, girl, I'm going to go get nasty and sweaty. But he spent the whole day in the shower and he didn't go to the gym yesterday. Girl, okay, I like the way my balls smell. Is that what you want to hear? Because I literally do. Like, my balls smell fucking delicious. Ew! I'm not kidding.

They do. And every time you come into my room and you're like, damn, you have nice pheromones, you're smelling my balls. I never fucking say that to you. You're putting that in your house. Your fake candle. Your fake candle is what smells good. Mixed with my balls.

No, you know who has like a good like scent the fucking ovalle family they do those motherfuckers smell good as fuck they wash the fuck out of their clothes josh's natural scent like josh slays with his natural scent he's like never stinky to me yeah you another hand have i smelled that before no i've actually never smelled you maybe there was like once but like it was after like we did something like exercise wise word and i feel like it was like more funny than it was like you stunk like but you've never i've never like gotten in the car with you bitch if i got in the car with you and i smell your musty ass i'd be like you're like get out yeah i'd like go inside and take a shower the craziest thing is i've trained my body not to

smell because i just don't shower. I thought you liked the stink of your balls, but now you don't stink. Oh my God. Oh my God. If you don't shower as often, you'll stop getting bacne and your body won't stink. I do. Same with washing your hair. That's a real thing.

Don't wash your hair. Okay, the hair thing, yes. But like, do not like make it seem like it is okay to go, like, days without washing your body. Because that is, like, nasty. This is literally, like, someone's, like, scientific research or some shit. I don't fucking know. Don't ask me for sources because I'm literally just speaking out of my ass. Like, shut the fuck up.

But, like, there was this picture set going around that, like, color is leaving the world. Like, literally, like, the rainbow is leaving. And it's because, like, brands are trying to are trying to make everything hyper-consumable. So white, gray, houses, little boxes made of ticky-tacky, that type of vibe. And if you look at interior design, everything is black and white and gray and maybe some tan in it. And color is literally disappearing in the world. All of our cars are black and white now.

And like they were like someone in their TikTok was saying like, and it's like crazy because like, I don't know. It's not important. It's not important. But color is disappearing. It is crazy to see like some of the richest people on earth live in a house that basically just looks like a penitentiary it's so weird it is so weird i think that kind of like like for some people it works and it feels

authentic but so much of it feels like dude it's literally like the kardashian like like delusion of wealth it's like i've always said that it's like it's literally like this like delusion that because like you see someone which i understand because i've fallen victim to it i feel like anybody who doesn't come from like an elite status of wealth like you look to that for like okay what feels like good yeah and it's crazy how like that's just like bled out into like everything it's that and also like hyper consumerism like all of these brands like like making their logos from like cute like their old school logos and now all of them are literally the same font like in the video she had like a side by side of like all of these brands are just becoming like hyper consumable so like anybody and

everybody can buy it and wear it and look good in it instead of like making like clothes that like take risks and shit like that like they're making things like a black t-shirt with their logo on it and people will buy it even ninja changed his logo i know that because ninja ninja isn't doesn't have blue hair anymore ninja no ninja literally did like fucking yasify and minimalize his fucking really logo yes it went from like his head like that whole thing what if your shirt said 69 instead of 68 it would be like 69 like we could like like talk about that or something the only reason i noticed it was because i was looking at your boobs i know bitch do you ever catch me looking at your boobs um no but

yesterday when i walked in your room it was i don't think you were me looking at your boobs um no but yesterday when i walked in your room it was i don't think you were actually looking at my fucking cootie but when i was walking in your room you were on the floor and you were like just staring at me and your eyes were right to my fucking no i was looking at it and i was looking i almost made comment on it but i was like drew's like not looking at my fucking big ass cooch and even if he is like it's in a way that's like damn girl like put that big thing away um no no it wasn't like that but i don't think i've caught you looking at my i don't think any of my i haven't caught any of my friends looking at you in a weird way looking at my like he was just staring at you. It was creepy.

Well, that's because Kai's, like, in love with me, and it's, like, kind of sad. Because it's, like, what is he to do? You want what you can't have. I will say it is very sad. My life is very sad. Thank you. Why are you, like, why do you want, like, you're going to hurt him. Why are you sympathizing with him over that?

Oh, you can have him. You can have him. Nobody else wants him. You can literally have him. It's true. Nobody else wants me. Drew, do you want me? Kai, I want you so bad.

He had to think about it. So, like, let that rest. Now... If he wanted to, he would. Wait. Literally rest no if he wanted to he would wait if he wanted to he would that's the thing is wait but that's like real let's be real he just doesn't want to he just isn't thinking about you like let's be real he doesn't want to and that goes for me that goes for you like we all have to disagree like they want their video games like i'm gonna be the worst i'm gonna be so fucking bad in a relationship like i know literally i like don't want to see they want their video games. Like, I'm going to be the worst. Me with Fortnite.

I'm going to be so fucking bad in a relationship. I know. Literally, I, like, don't want to see my partner ever. I never want to see them. I literally just want to hang out with them maybe once a week. And then also, like, I like buying people things, but I hate seeing them open the things that I give them. So I would, like, maybe get gifts and put it somewhere.

I don't know. What do you do? seeing them open the things that i give them so i would like maybe get gifts and put it somewhere i don't know and that's all so you would like get a drone that drops off wait why don't you like watching people open the gifts is it because like you hate like i just put a reaction in my head and when i don't get that reaction i'm like they fucking hate it yeah i i don't like people watching me open anything or like receive anything because I don't give. I don't think I give like good reactions. Yeah. Because I get I literally get performance anxiety.

I'm like, well, yes, I'm in my head. I have to like give like I have to fucking jump up and click my heels. Oh, my God. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. And then I'm like, that's too big of a reaction. And then I can't gauge what a good reaction for the gift is. So I'm just like, oh, my God, thank you. We you. Thank you. And then I'm like, that's too big of a reaction. And then I can't gauge what a good reaction for the gift is.

So I'm just like, oh my God, thank you. We brought Kai to tears with our gift. Very small tear. I mean, I'm normal. I don't actually cry when I get gifts. That is normal. It's normal to cry. Boys are allowed to cry.

Men shouldn't do stuff like that. Men are allowed to cry, Kai. What is it? Boys cry too? No, boys cry. Boys don't cry. What? Oh, whoa. Well, yeah, men shouldn't to cry. What is it? Boys cry too? No, boys cry. Boys don't cry. What? Oh, whoa.

Well, yeah, men shouldn't fucking cry. Like, what are you, a pussy or something? Like, don't fucking cry. Wait, is the Fragosian thing boys don't cry? It was weird when you cried. It was a small masculine tear. Very small. No, it was really cute.

What the fuck is the name of that book? Is it Boys don't cry yeah men don't cry no boys don't cry it's boys don't cry yeah i why did i think it was boys cry too my book boys cry too i have an open copy and an unopened copy because i want to i get that anxiety the like uh oh is he okay he did a naughty you did a naughty you little naughty boy mama's gonna spank you yeah yeah i don't care i don't give a shit like that's the thing is i don't fucking care i don't know that i care like i don't care you know what actually has been eating me alive is like okay we all know the

world is ending like can we shut the fuck up about it like the earth is spinning faster now like okay shut the fuck up I don't care literally monkeypox is happening okay shut the fuck up I don't care no I know shut the fuck up I don't care I'm like we we need to stop telling me about things I can't fix because it's just giving me like impending doom anxiety. And like, I've already been having like awful anxiety. And like the internet is just making it like so much worse. And part of me, I understand. I'm like, yes, it is good to know about things.

But I'm like, at what rate? At what cost? Like, I do not need to know everything everywhere all at once. Like that, I don't need to know. Like, why do I know what's happening like 5,000 miles away? Like, I don't...

I don't care. Turn it off! Please, enough! Enough. Enough. I'm like, no, I don't need to know that there's three new

deadly diseases out to get me. And I don't need... Because also, then I feel like it's out to get me. Like, it is going to happen to me. It is know also then i feel like it's out to get me like it's it is going to happen to me it is an inevitable inevitable that happens to me and only me and i don't need

it and i don't i don't want to talk about it like the economy is ruined uh we know this we don't care the usd is collapsing we don't care i don't know what that means and that's okay i don't care i don't care i don't care i don't care it's like driving me fucking insane as long as my mama and papa are happy i'm chilling literally like as long that's how i gauge my reality i'm not kidding it's like if my parents are chilling like yeah i had a call with my dad the other day and like i was just asking like how he is and everything and like he was just so fine and i was like okay the world isn't ending like because for like somebody who has like because that's the other thing is like this is a privilege in itself that like i don't have many things to worry about so like of course i

get like extremely like spiked up by the things i see but my parents are still in a position where they have like a million and ten other things to be like actually like freaked out about. And I'm like, if they have all that to be freaked out about and they're still chilling. Breathe. Breathe. The famous words of Derek, breathe. I think it's like it's our responsibility to just figure out what affects us because that and yet stop oh my god oh my god all right drew can i try you hit me harder this time

oh was i not hard that's good wow okay one more okay stop he's bleeding he has a nosebleed dude it is so hot in here it's actually i know the ac hasn't been on you said it was our responsibility to figure out it is because this shit will never end like the the fear mongering in the news will never end for the rest when will we start rewarding like happy news like it when we stop rewarding and, like, giving people money for telling us that the worst thing in the world is happening right now, everybody's anxiety levels will go down. Like, yes, I need to know that the world is ending. Like, I'm aware of that.

I need to know that climate change is happening at an alarming rate. But what am I supposed to do when bitches are flying jets from one end of the city to the other? I know. What am I supposed to do when bitches are flying jets from one end of the city to the other i know what am i supposed to do what am i like what is what is that like my knowledge on that actually doing for anything here's the thing i fucking hurt if mrs taylor invited you on the jet you're getting on no i literally i texted let's talk about that i dm jordan and i was like the way i'm gonna infilt infiltrate Taylor's friend group just to get on this fucking private jet that's like all over. And I want to post a picture from it so bad, like literally so bad. I think it would be so funny.

And then also make a documentary on it, like finding Taylor's jet or something. Finding Taylor. Also, with all this being said, I don't want it to come off that I'm like, we shouldn't know anything. I understand. I want to make it very clear i understand and i do know that like having open source news that is like more unbiased than the news stations that our fucking parents had is good i understand that but it's too much and, the misinformation is kind of crazy. I'm like, now every bitch with doctor in her name is on TikTok talking to me? Miss, you're an OBGYN.

Wait, I watched this documentary. Why are you telling me? I watched this documentary called Our Father. That shit was fucking crazy. Have you heard of it, Kai? No, what is that? Oh my God, I don't want to spoil it because I want everybody to go into it with fresh eyes.

I will say it was a little disingenuous and making light of a situation that is really fucking gnarly and the documentary wasn't done the best. It was a little, not offensive but there's like a word there that i'm missing that i was just like like it's a little weird that you would make a documentary on this and like a little ignorant yeah or i don't know but it's about like i just don't want to say anything because i went into it completely blind and like i was i haven't had my jaw dropped from a documentary like this ever in my life.

Like, I was like, and it was just one after another. Like, it just kept going and going. And I was like, I was like, are you fucking kidding me? And this dude is just like, like, is free. Like, I don't know. It was, it was really. I need to watch that. And I need to watch the Mormon documentary.

Yes, I know. I need to watch that. We should watch that after this. I'm down yeah but i have to play fortnight so like i'll go to the smoke shop get the bong you play fortnight yeah happy birthday devon that we're filming this on devon's birthday and that even that like doesn't clarify it at all like us being like we have to go get the bong first and then oh happy birthday devon yeah well that's a little secret for us to keep that's inside that's insider trading secrets um fuck oh okay i have to squash this before it like gets too crazy but whoever is starting the

rumor that i give like the best head in the greater los angeles area in the trice area needs to stop not because it's not true, but just because that puts, like, an immense amount of pressure on me. It is really gnarly for her. Yeah, because then when I, like, I already, like, have to carry the burden of giving really good head

and that being, like, a known thing within my, like, circle. We have had so many conversations. Like, I'm actually fucking tearing up about it right now. No, don't. Because it's just, like, it really is hard that you have to live with the throat goat like you are the throat goat and now that people know it it's scary it's scary so much pressure like i don't know what to do with it and honestly it gives me performance anxiety because now i'm going into the ring and i'm like

oh my god okay like is my hair up like am i good are my chains like tucked like so they're not like you're good, though. Like, you're good. And every time you freak out about it, you come out the other side and you're like, damn, like, that was better than the last, you know? I know, I know. But, yeah, you guys have to stop it because, like, also, like, so many people are, like, trying to, like, tap in.

And it's just, like, I'm, like, I'm booked. I'm, like, literally too busy to, like, get anybody else in there. Drake. No, Drake. Drake. No. Ew. No, I actually can't. That like, I genuinely thought about that. I was going to go on like a nasty rant, but like.

No, he's not fucking. I know it. I know for a fact. There is like a picture of like a guy who like has the similar build to him. Who's like has his back turned to the camera and his butt naked. And like I was looking at it. I was like, dude, one drake is like a big man but like not in the way that i find a big man attractive he's like a bigger man in the sense i'm like ew you like work out you love yourself so much yeah i'm like

that's so embarrassing you work out and you like stare in the mirror yeah get a grip get a grip well that's literally me now that's literally me now. That's literally me now. I'm like becoming that. I like look at myself in the mirror and like I'm like, yeah, fuck, I'm so fucking big. When I go to workout classes, I do my very best to not look in the mirror. Look at that. Because it freaks me out. It's crazy how big I am. Like it's crazy fucking soft. You did not hear a word that you just said.

Huh? You're just like looking at your own body and then we're not here yeah yeah let me see your biceps can you flex pull those out damn me next i feel like your guys's biceps are like similar size, honestly. You made him mad. Like, why are you so mad being compared to a woman? Like, why is that so bad for you? Yeah, yeah, why is that even bad? Why is it even bad?

Wow. Wow. What is he doing? What is he doing? Is he crying? Drew? What is he doing? No, crying? Drew? No, no. He walked in there and he was smiling and then I looked over and he put on like a fake sad face.

Come on. Drew got a fucking water flosser and kept squirting me with it yesterday while I was doing the laundry. Yeah. He was squirting all over it yesterday while i was doing the laundry yeah he was squirting all over me yes yeah and i slipped in it and i fell and i broke my two front teeth i can't tell if it was a good purchase yet um the water flosser it feels pretty like oh it's powerful it hurts me really bad it makes me bleed like floss makes me bleed i need that maybe because i think um i floss too aggressively i'm like a really aggressive like also i'll squash it right now because everybody has always wondered why did

i take out my fucking uh smiley piercing i took it out because since i got like a really big one um jurors hitting a jewel right now and he's embarrassed so he's turning she has a really big one i got a really big one, so it would sit slanted, and it made the gums on my left big tooth raise the tiniest bit, and that really scared me because I'm already a really rough toothbrusher because I give such good head that sometimes when I'm like, yeah, you get the deal. And I do that with Weiner too.

But I like brush my teeth way too hard and that can lead to like your gums raising. And then I just got really paranoid about it. And basically what I'm trying to say is I need to go to the dentist, which I'm going to tomorrow. And they're probably going to tell me that I have like four cavities and that my wisdom teeth are infected and that like I have fucking... Gingivitis. Yeah, gingivitis, tonsil stones and like I don't know what else I don't know what else and gum disease mm-hmm yeah I'm good you just like oh no no it's just like stretching my neck what are you stretching your neck for what do you think? What we do after every episode? Say it.

Don't say it. I throw the shit out of you in the back of the apartment while Enya's playing Fortnite and has no idea what's going on. Why would you tell her that? Yeah, I didn't need to know that. Now you're going to fuck with my game. Because I'm going to be playing and be scared for my life that that's what you guys are doing.

Oh, look, one of my hairs is in the mic. Cool ending to an episode. Like, what? Oh, it's not over yet. A lot just happened. It's not over. It's not over until the end. It's not over until I fucking say it's over.

Me and Orion are so Lana Del Rey vinyl vibes. You know what? I actually won't even say what we. Wait, bitch. Stop. I had a Lana Del Rey ray a lot of deal pickle ray um wait i can't even say what we've been getting into because me and orion were talking about it and like i was like not us because we were also granted crossfade when we were talking about this

i was like not us sounding like every fucking friends group who's like no we need a movie like we need a show we need a show but i do want us to like start writing down the things we do because me and orion are like this is again i know this sounds so fucking annoying um and maybe we'll like get into a few of the like little shenanigans we get into together when we have her on but like we do things that later on we're like wait why was that so literally lana del rey vinyl slay yeah like why was that so tumblr gif reblog i cannot believe at the same time you were living your lana del rey fantasy i was also doing it and it was not like talked about between us but i was sitting in my school parking lot listening to lana i know i wasn't talked about between us but i was sitting in my school parking lot listening to lana del

rey i know i wasn't talked about because i thought i was gonna date you no no i mean like this past few days oh i thought you meant when we were teenagers i was like girl i know why i didn't think you were a lot of fan like i can name a few reasons no no i we were living our lana del rey fantasies at the same time oh yeah, yeah. This past few days. And it was lit. I freaked out in the parking lot. I was like, holy shit. This is the best album ever made.

Simply. Born to die. Yeah. And honestly, ultraviolence are like, you can't. You can't. Don't compete where you don't compare. Also, I've said it once and I'll say it again. True romance by Charlie.

I always almost say Chemical Romance, but it's True Romance by Charlie XCX. That album. Are you fucking kidding me? Like a dark paradise. No one compares to you. There's only you. Oh, my God. I don't want to wake up from this tonight.

Oh, my God. Wait, no. Like, the thing is, I remember when I was, I've said this also before. I'm just repeating shit. I don't give a fuck. Fuck you. Fuck you and your mom and you're fucking ugly and you smell like fucking sweaty pussy balls farts.

Yeah. But I remember when I was like 17 and I would see like 25 year olds talking about like, oh my God, like I miss being like a teenager. There was just something so like sweet about that. And I was like, grow the fuck up. You are so fucking weird. What the fuck are you talking about right now? As if i don't listen to old music and i'm like like i actually i i would rather fucking die two times over than be 15 again because it was

genuinely like the worst time of my life and so boring but the feelings the feelings because they were all so new it was so raw visceral real it was all happening and the world wasn't ending yet yeah also to be fair like i say that right now is if i don't think back to being like 20 and i feel like that about being 20 so like i'm just literally like i am one of those people which i feel like most people our age are now where like i cannot enjoy the now for the goddamn fucking life of me like i cannot it's rare i'm in a moment and i'm like no that's kind of a lie like i i find myself being grateful for being in moments but i enjoy things so much better at least two days later yeah a week later because we don't ever talk about that we're like i was like

dude when we were walking around together i was like literally this is going to be like the kind of things we think about when we're like 40 and we're hanging out together way we're talking about that we're like i was like dude when we were walking around together i was like literally this is gonna be like the kind of things we think about when we're like 40 and we're hanging out together and we're like oh my god like we were like just young and like doing shit and then she was like bitch i'm gonna feel like that in two days and i was like sure there was like seven months where i was like oh like i'm like living in the moment this is the best life ever i like am so grateful for everything that I have and then like in the last like two months like for some reason I have been like the most scared of literally everything ever like I feel that like me and you both when you were talking about it last night I was like dude like now that I think about it like like

something also happened to me where I'm like dude like i am like like freaked out about everything like everything all the time and i'm like like i'm freaked out about my future like and i for like seven months i was like dude like i don't give a fuck but like all of a sudden now i care i'm like no and what's sad is it's not even a care in the way that like i would like for it to be a care it's a care in a way that like i feel impending doom and not even just like because of news it's literally i like i spoke to my therapist about it like come on um and i will be seeing a psychiatrist but i'm seeing a psychiatrist in a way that like so basically i spoke to my therapist and we came to the conclusion that like i think what would help me is validation on like the like anxiety and shit I've been feeling

because I've been feeling like and I think I mentioned this a few episodes ago I've been feeling like intense anxiety like I've never had before I've never been like a super anxious person like I've definitely had anxiety but not the way it is now like now it's almost like debilitating like Drew went out of town and I was home alone for three days and i enjoyed like being alone but there was like a part of like this anxiety that came with it that like when i had to leave the house it took me i wish this was a joke like two hours to like muster up the courage to actually stand up and leave the house like i was like i was like okay like i was fully ready to go and i was like i'm gonna leave but then i was like dude i'm gonna leave and i'm gonna get killed i'm gonna leave and i'm gonna to get killed. I'm going to leave and I'm going to die.

I'm going to leave and this is going to happen. I'm going to leave and the fucking fires, the stove is on. I'm going to leave and like Azul eats something that kills her. Like it's insane. The way my brain like attacks me and then I freak out and spiral into almost a panic attack. But like, I don't, I don't get like the hyperventilating and like those reactions of it. It's literally just me freaking out and being like incapable of being assisted for 20 minutes. And then after that freak out, I'm like. No, no.

I need a can. What was that? What was that? Like I was being crazy. But yeah. So I'll be seeing a psychiatrist i'll let you guys know what i'm told um i don't know why i said all that now i feel like i overshared we need to do a drunk episode i know or and also a high episode i don't know that i'm that

interesting like drunk though like i don't know if I say anything like necessarily funny. Yeah. Or like hi. Oh my God bitch. Hi. Hi. I just like I am the bitch who's like I'm so giggly right now. I'll never forget one time I was smoking with a guy I liked.

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We all got to get through it. Not me. Not me. But yeah, I'll never forget that. That was so humiliating. Actually, every person I've ever had sex with is a loser. Cut it. You need to cut it.

Dude, being personal online makes me so uncomfortable now. I get so scared. That's how we build our audiences, though. I know, but I've talked about it before. Yeah. Oh, actually, you know what? To make up for all the cuts. Do you actually...

This is such a sexually based question. And I'm always like, why do so many sex burns reach out to us? And this is why. I think 69 is one of the like biggest fucking well you're the one who brought it up earlier but it had me thinking i mentioned this in my video and i didn't explain it correctly but like 69 is the biggest scam of all time like to me to me like that is like i think it's a lit why the fuck would i want to be putting in work like i enjoy doing that job like i'll like like i've been i've been given a promotion to the captain of the ship

like i'm good at the job bitch i don't want to clock in when you're clocking in because i'm like what the fuck is the fuck like no i don't like i don't agree with it. I think it is a scam. Can I just lay down, bitch? Please. Can I live? Can I live? Can I live? Can I fucking live? And that's my take on that.

Yes. I love it. It's fun. No, I don't have fun. I don't have fun. I'm like, I want to have fun on my back. Let me. Toes curl. Let's see what this mattress feels like on my

back right now that's it I'm oversharing so crazy one last thing that I wanted well there's two technically but I'm only gonna share one um but in Texas or just literally anywhere like but I noticed it happening a bunch in Texas, I would like, like, whether I was at the movies, or we were walking around the mall with my sister, or like we were at a restaurant or something. I get intense, like intense, like, visceral fear in my body when I see like a group of like, 16 year olds, olds 14 year olds even like i am so scared and it's not even like i'm physically afraid of them it's like i'm scared of what they're thinking about me and saying about me because i was 16 once and i was a mean person yeah i was a fucking

bastard yeah i didn't give a fuck literally and i had no reason to it's like who cares like what are you gonna hit me i'm 16 years old like i will hit a 16 year old i don't give a fuck i am 16 yeah you are gonna say you are 16 so it's a fair fight i'll be 16 forever yeah but no like i will hit a 16 year old they're just fucking evil like i'm not kidding people 13 to 16 are like the worst i was the worst version of myself yeah literally in my teen years the the one of the reasons why that like popped up into my fucking head was because we were in walmart me madeline and steven and we were getting what were we fucking getting um oh we went for your ps5 um but they didn't fucking have it um but we were like walking around the walmart in granberry

and i love that place it's my sanctuary i love people watching there um and then we're just like walking through the toy aisles because i'm like i need to get like a fidget toy or something while i'm here i ended up getting one but we're like walking through and then these like young hick ass like camo wearing boot clicking like kids like walk up to me and it's like yo like will you be in my tiktok i'll give you a dollar and i at first i was like oh he probably knows who i am like okay whatever and then he was i was like no i'm not gonna do that and then he like talked to madeline and steven was like be my tiktok i'll give you a dollar and madeline and steven were like no we're not doing that and then they were like come on just like do it like please please and they were

like being like really aggressive and we were like i was like fine we'll fucking do it whatever and he pulls out his money i'm like i'm not taking your money like i'll just be in your stupid fucking tiktok whatever and then they're like sitting there and the kid's scrolling through his sounds and he has some really really gnarly sounds like on tiktok like really gnarly shit and then he's like i don't know which one to pick and then the one of the friends like with the cash leans over and it's like, I don't know which one to pick. And then one of the friends, like, with the cash leans over and is like, you should do, like, this one, blah, blah, blah, blah. And I didn't hear what he said. And then they both started laughing out loud.

And they picked the sound, turned the audio down on the phone, and it was all five of us in frame. And then the two kids that asked us to be in the TikTok, like, walked out after one second. And it was, like, I don't know what it said, but it was definitely like, into preface, like before, I was like, I don't know any TikTok dances. And he was like, Oh, well, like, I was like, what audio are you gonna use? And he was like, you shouldn't you shouldn't care because you're not emo or gay. And I was like, girl, you have no idea. You have no idea because I'm not.

And so like I was assuming obviously like, oh, this is like. It's like a fucked up. Yeah, like a fucked up audio. That's like, like if you're gay, like stay in frame or something like that. And I was like, OK, like fucking losers. And then I thought about it more. And I was like, these kids are freaks. And I bet this is a crazy audio because I. Yeah, I was going to say like i haven't heard

any crazy tick tock audios but i can only imagine that there's a side that's it's like four chance yeah exactly that's what it felt like so then like the kids walked away and started like like laugh like laughing really loud at the end of the hall and madeline walked out of frame i walked out of frame and it was just steven and i felt bad for it just being steven so i like walked back in frame and like got big in the camera or whatever and then like i thought about it more and i was like okay i whatever this is like i do not want this on the internet so i just deleted the video and we walked away and they screamed at us like i was actually terrified i was like oh they're gonna like come like hit me and i'm like fuck i'm gonna have to beat up a 14 year old like

what the fuck i'm gonna grab this skateboard i wish i was there because i would have been such a fucking cunt to them i would have broken their dude and there were two there were two girls i would have fucking broken no there were two girls with him fucking evil no there were two girls with them that like were calling us like crazy names and i was like dude this is crazy i am literally being bullied and hate crimed in walmart right now like this is crazy like i wish i heard the audio before i deleted the video but like i was so scared so i just deleted it and walked away did you look up emo or gay on tiktok no i'll do it you're so brave you're so brave for that no i doubt it's like i don't know i bet it's not something you can find by looking that up.

I bet. I think you have to be on like the scary pipeline of TikTok. Yeah, the alt-right. What is it? Alt-right side. Alt-right pipeline. Yeah. My fucking little wiener.

That's terrifying and I would beat the fuck out of them. Kids are so mean. They're getting progressively more mean because of shit like TikTok. It's being rewarded. It's crazy how like is a really a reward system for being fucking evil because everyone's trying to get top comment for being a fucking cunt which is crazy because it's also one of the platforms where people are so quick to like jump down someone's throat and like play the moral high ground game so i'm like damn pick a side because

like i literally could post something right now and if someone got a good quip at me of calling me fucking ugly and stinky and a fucking freak it would get top comment y'all be like ha ha ha i mean literally any video we post the top comment like which i don't give a because i know it's coming from a funny place but like there are people that see these top comments about me being like a freak or something yeah and they like being and thinking it's serious and like enjoying that which i literally don't give a shit but like for like the random local that like posts a tiktok that gets 150 000 likes like and all of the comments are making fun of them i'm like damn like i don't know if they realize that these people aren't joking or they are joking but like they're still saying mean things it's crazy just like tiktok is sick and twisted but i still still love it. I still scroll on it.

Let's check my screen time from Texas. TikTok still wins. All right, let's check it. That's such a crazy story. Like, why did that make me so mad? It freaked me out. I would literally body slam a child if they acted like that with me. And you can quote me on that.

Oh, Brian is going to be like, hey, like, we don't know if we want to work with her because recently in a podcast episode she said um that she would body slam a child and like that's kind of fucked up remember when it was like top tier comedy to talk about how you wanted to like literally squish kids the bottom of your foot like what was i doing like july 10th through the 7th 17th on iphone i guess no it looks like it's an hour and 52 minutes like look this is 23 minutes 21 minutes 11 minutes 16 minutes i've never done that was i like camping or something july kind of after Kind of after Fourth of July? Where were you? I don't know. I think you were here.

You were here. Damn, I'm lit. I was only on my phone for 23 minutes. But what was last week? Last week was bad. Let's see mine. Yeah, last week was bad. Damn, me getting hella cold. Two hours on TikTok.

Oh, three hours on tiktok damn yeah my average was eight hours last week when i was in texas let's see mine but it always turns up when i go to texas because i like do nothing else mine is probably crazy because i because I was home alone and freaking out. Yeah, mine was seven hours and 50 minutes. Yes. I still have you beat. I dedicated 38 hours of my last week to social media. 41 for me. We could get that number up.

That's pretty low. You think I need to get it up? I think we should get that up. I think if it's up, it's stuck. I've heard that before i think my grandma used to say that your grandma used to say that what does that mean it's up and then it's stuck it means when it's up it's also no i think she was referring to fucking like twerking no i think she was referring to literally like money oh um because i remember i i used to think we i think we've had this conversation on the podcast

before have we actually yeah and then i googled it and then i like read i'm done i'm never talking to you bitches again wait before we end um someone uploaded a compilation of me getting hit on the podcast and then people think it's real it is it is good i don't give a fuck people know that it's real and in the comments people are like no personally i wouldn't i wouldn't take that oh i'm so sure i'm so sure ain't you nathaniel b like everybody is so annoying me included like people Like, people are like, I would never. Bitch, yes, you would, because I would put up with anything. we give kai lots of love and y'all are jealous it's true it is a jealous and you have to you have to make that love worthwhile by if you were sitting in that chair you would want me to hit you

too kai begs for it dude there's so many things with the podcast like there's just such a lore that like people outside of it like the video of you dead on the concrete yeah like the amount of comments i saw where it was like this girl is so fucked up her friend really could have fucking died um but like people being and then people were like no that's literally like his like best friend like it's like not that deep and saw right people were like my best friend would never i was talking about this today with my trainer i was like dude the lord like becoming a new fan of us like is probably like the scariest task to like climb what what if i just scratch like like i fucking squirt right onto you? Damn, really?

Yeah. OK. As your like hand goes down, like the squirt would increase into like fire hydrant status of like water pressure. But I was like, like having to sift through like the cousin dating allegations like and like being like, wait, are they actually dating? Like that's something every single person has to go through it's like are they actually cousins are they actually dating yes yes and yes yeah and it can say like that you know what's crazy to think about is like

there's definitely people who are like that's funny but like like i wonder if we would ever be in a relationship like a romantic relationship outside of us in our open relationship if like our other like partner would be like no i i don't fuck with that like well kai doesn't really like enjoy like us yeah oh yeah he doesn't care i mean he like gets mad sometimes about it but like it's also like control over it yeah it's like it's also like oh he knows it's a joke and when we have sex and make love to each other it's just a joke yeah. Yeah, it's just like, well, we have to keep it up. We have to keep up that tension. To keep the bit.

Yeah. But no, actually, I feel like there will be a moment when someone is like, I don't know if I like that. Yeah, I think there's like certain lines like we don't cross or like we don't like that. Like I almost did something this episode, but I didn't do it mostly because i was like on camera that would look crazy like it would look crazy but you know like one of the episodes where

i got done i was like let me get that oh yeah i almost did it again but like put my hair up i was like grab it like just hold my hair and then i was like thinking about what that would look like from the back and i was like that would be too much too much it'd be like too real yeah no that but that's like shit we do off camera though yeah like it is insane the amount but i i think i've said that before too like we have friends who see the way our friend group interacts and they're like i've never seen people talk about sex like as free as y'all do like so much what's crazy is we talk about sex but never seriously. Like, yeah. And when it does get serious, I feel like those conversations are usually like short

winded and they don't like, we're just like not the kind of group to like talk in depth about our sex life to an extent with like, like, I literally don't know how to have those conversations. Yeah, no, I've kept it a secret for so long that I literally just don't talk about it. Yeah. And then when you do, like, it feels like I'm hearing like a fictional story so i'm like i don't know i told kaya something the other day and he was like you need to do you remember that that those voice notes were and you were like dude you need to like write this down this is crazy oh yeah that one that one story

yeah i want to hear it's good um did you save the audio messages i think you did because i don't think i'd save no i didn't save that you don't have your audio message on like automatic save no i i save everything so don't fucking say anything out of pocket to me there were some things there were words shared that wasn't allowed to be saved i had it on automatic save but then i've had people multiple times be like dude why did you just save that because it says like a notification yeah it's a save yeah and it seems very deliberate and i was like i'm turning this off i don't want people to think i'm like collecting i don't give a fuck you sent that to my phone that's mine those are my receipts that is mine now but yeah it was just like a hookup situation that i had um that i told

kai but i've probably told you about it let me get some you give it to everybody except me hi kitty she's purring she's purring alright well let's do media yeah okay so

in Texas I saw the movie Vengeance which has the guy from The Office in it. And I went into it thinking it's going to be, like, an awful movie. And, like, the opening to the movie has John Mayer, like, bro-ing down. And I was like, this is going to be bad. Like, this is going to be really bad. John Mayer?

Yeah. And then it like turned into like a very, very beautiful movie about like, what? She's making this insane face. I don't know if I can do it again. About, I'll just watch the clip back. You can use that against them. Have you seen that audio? Sorry, Drew. It was just, like, a very beautiful movie about, like,

shit-ass nowhere Texas culture, which I've never seen. Oh, yeah, you told me about that. Yeah, I've just never seen, like, Texas portrayed or, like, spoken about in a way that, like like wasn't coming from a place of like making fun of texas people which like yes like we are fucking crazy and like it's funny to make fun of us but like also there was just a line in this movie that stuck with me so well that it was like it was just talking about how like um texans like aren't actually stupid but like what makes them stupid is because they're they're actually

like very intelligent people and they just don't have outlets to put that intelligence into so they put it into alt-right ideals and conspiracy theories and like they just don't have access to the same like uh like like i don't know the word, like the same shit that like people who aren't fucking crazy, I don't know how to word it the way they worded it, but it was just like really interesting. And I was like, damn, this is like a really cool take that I've never seen. And they like weren't,

it was a movie about like going to Texas to shit on Texas people and then finding out like, oh, like, wait, they're kind of just like me. Yeah. But it wasn't the best movie I've ever seen. And I don't agree with a lot of things. But it was really, that was a really pretty moment in the movie.

The end freaked me the fuck out. I was like, this is too real. I don't think I've watched any movies or anything. I'm still just playing Fortnite. And oh, I started Girls. And that's a really good show. Yeah, you've been sashing it. Did you still sash it when I was gone?

I only watch it when I'm with Orion. that's cute like watch it together um but my media is so there's this artist called alex g i don't know what the letter stands for but you guys should definitely tap in oh okay alex gay alex gay um do not listen to alex g um have y'all heard of a G? No have you Wait have you actually Not heard of him? No I've never heard of him Oh He's popping on TikTok Stop staring at me

He Kai gives these Loving stares That are almost like Too much sometimes He like Furls his brows And he like

And he plays with himself A little Okay My media of the week is dress you up by madonna the duke is gone by chuck sendrick i just died this is how kyle looks at us every podcast take them down so they can see regular international player anthem i've said that before and i'll say it again runner by alex g west end girls by pet shop boys my finest hour the sunday i love you guys forever donna lewis that's a whole fucking

playlist suck my balls bitch okay so i got um we have to hurry because i have to play fortnite i know they updated the shop i got on a mountain by Danny L. Harrell. I've got Video Games by Lana Del Rey. West Coast by Lana Del Rey. Dark Paradise by Lana Del Rey. And then we'll just give you one. Bass Down Low by Dev. I like my

beats fast and my bass down low. Bass down low. Hey, hey, hey. Alright, bye. It's you, it's you, Down low. Down low. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. All right. Bye. It's you. It's you.

It's all for you. Everything I do is for emergency intercontinence. Because I am the finger. Bye. Stop! Hello? AHHHHH! Bye.