Emergency Intercom - Enya Passed Away

Episode Date: June 3, 2022

The tables have turned and now Drew has to take care of Enya during her near death experience. Follow Enya on Insta: @EnyaUmanzor Follow Drew on Insta: @DrewPhillips09 To listen to the podcast on YouTube: bit.ly/EmergencyIntercomPodYT Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: bit.ly/EmergencyIntercom If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: bit.ly/EmergencyIntercom Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hey Spotify, this is Javi. My biggest passion is music. And it's not just sounds and instruments. It's more than that to me. It's a world full of harmonies with chillers. From streaming to shopping, of Emergency Intercom. Guys, today we have really big news. We're fucking pissed.

We're angry. About... Wait, do we actually have big news? No. Oh, I was like, wait, what am I missing? i'm getting the viewers in i'm getting them ready you gotta lift them up and then drop them and then lift them up and then drop them oh yeah it's like stockholm syndrome yeah and then because they're like always craving that lift feeling they're gonna stick around keep coming back for more we've got you in our deep grips and you can't escape the universe.

You'll start withdrawing. That's basically what Judaism is. So you're admitting it's like... And this is the high that they get. I don't like that the pears you get are soft. Like, in my head, pears are supposed to be hard. No, they're supposed to be like creamy. No, they're like crunchy.

Dude, they're not supposed to be creamy. That's a rotten fruit. No, this is literally not. This is like creamy as fuck. I know I'm saying, but pears are supposed to be like crunch. But I'm thinking of pears you get out of a can in like preschool. I haven't eaten a pear in a long time. You're thinking of baby food.

I haven't eaten a pear in a very long time, if I'm being honest. Pears always fucked me up because of the gritty texture as a kid like i didn't eat the pears in the fruit i didn't wash just when it kind of tastes like um the dirt it was sewn in or fell onto i don't wash my fruit i just don't word i like it's simple i don't i wash my like lettuce and kale and stuff because especially kale like dude it actually grosses me out when i like spread like i spread her damn and then i have to wet her and then i have to like go in with my finger and like just take out all the calluses and dead bugs and the dirt that's between the webs yeah um and i don't like that so i will we're gonna get demonetized i'm sorry we can't like talk about

literally talking about kale yeah we're talking about cleaning kale you have a freaking dirty i know not you not you sexualizing my food how can you sexualize kale i can make it work i know a few ways i can make that shit work literally me like you know the most sexual food i've eaten recently is when we were at the renaissance fair and that fucking banana the chocolate covered banana. Oh, yeah. That thing had a curve. That was annoying. That was trying to massage your cervix.

That banana was really going to happen. I was thinking. It was an upward curve. Yeah. She was. It was tantalizing. And it was covered in shit. They were like poop.

Poop wiener. Dude, we know it's shit. Was I not making that joke? I literally kept like grabbing it and taking it from behind me and be like, ugh. And then be like, guys. At the Ren Faire? Yeah. So beat.

It was so hot. It was the worst environment I've ever been in. I'm imagining it being like 98 degrees. It literally was. It was 98 degrees dusty and i was inhaling like massive amounts of dust and the air was the air was thick it was it was like hard to breathe um it felt like hotel again i just can't do with like dusty areas people who go to fucking like edc and all these other festivals where you're just like out in the dust and the dirt and like burning man like literally bitch no me and kairos was the dj burning man oh you put that inside i'm going he's what do you

say me and kairos was the dj burning man but he dropped the ball no i didn't drop the we're we're gonna go when is it is it on august it's in august we're not going to do shit um just play it for next year and like have like the big extravaganza get your own tent at burning man well no that's what it would have been it would have been the big extravaganza we're gonna build a sex yurt at burning man a what a sex yurt it's just an orgy tent we've been working on it's like a yurt but like just bodies on the floor. We're working on the design right now. Me, well.

I love people. It's going to have its own cryptocurrency. There's going to be a currency in the tent. Is it just Judaism takes Burning Man? That's the first time I've heard you say Judaism. Thank you. I'm not going to lie. Saying it out loud, I felt like I was saying something naughty.

It is. I'm confused is your religion like good for it's good people or when it wants to be no it's good okay ultimately what you're winking you know there's a video aspect of this podcast and when you meet people there's not then what are we doing oh this, this is just for Kai. That's what? The video aspect of this is just for Kai. He just watches it later. Right? That's what happens.

No, I was joking. It goes on the internet. It goes on TikTok. Oh, there's people there. Sometimes. True, finding out for the first time people can see the way that he's sitting i've been on tiktok so much recently that i've had three repeated tiktoks show up on my timeline and it's really fucked up he's trying to show off his shoes he's trying to show off oh fuck i wasn't even trying to show that off oh i'm gonna show my shoes then these

are vintage muumus from 1999 um i love them so much. They have this square, almost frog-like toe detail. Kai, there's sand falling out of your shoe. There's something literally fell out of your sneaker. Sand fell out of Kai's shoe. That was excellent. It was the only thing. That was a band-aid. A three-year-old band-aid.

Kai, for your birthday, we were going to re... Okay, so we have this ongoing bit where we're just fucking mean and we always point at Kai kai's shoes and we're like damn girl you love those shoes and we're always just bullying him for his shoes i've had these shoes for like three and a half years it is one would you agree that it's warranted like the oh the comments yeah 100 okay so we wanted really badly to get you the same shoes but those shoes are so they're two They're $2,000 shoes now. Why do you... They're $2,000. Some people on Grilled are selling them for like $1,000 easy. Like $800, $900. I bought these for $250.

Yeah, you got them retail, right? Yeah. Dude. And I think that they're just like not being made anymore. Yeah, it's all the Kiko A6 like go up so much. There's one pair I really want. And I'm like, I think I'm not buying. No, you don't.

But yeah, that's why I've been wearing them for three years just because they're 200 bucks so i'm like i'm never gonna throw these i mean you definitely are serving sustainability no you're it's giving like thank you it's giving cost per wear is now three pennies giving sand is falling out your butt that was actually crazy that was i was it was so insane it was like you couldn't have written that i've just been sitting on my iphone that's like actually crazy i sat on it and it vibrated and i was like damn that felt kind of good what was that oh i have actually an announcement we have to do a mid-roll ad right now oh oh my god okay guys okay one after this break yeah we don't we don't have a sponsor for this section you know what sponsoring this section Oh my god, oh my god. Okay, guys. Okay. One. After this break.

Yeah. We don't have a sponsor for this section. You know what's sponsoring this section? Our Patreon. If you don't want ads, go subscribe to our Patreon. Adless episodes. Merch coming soon. Was I supposed to say that?

I'm going to hit you in the face. I wasn't supposed to say that. I'm actually going to punch you in the fucking eye. Is that your bones clapping? Yeah. Yo, fuck this. I'm that. I'm actually going to punch you in the fucking eye. Is that your bones clapping? Yeah. Girl, fuck this. I'm done. Right now?

Yeah. Simple. Should we talk about how I literally died on Thursday night and my fucking back and chest still hurt? Oh, no. I have that written down to talk about. I have shit written down because I was like, I was thinking all week, like this week. I was thinking a lot of thoughts. Like, it's kind of crazy.

Like, look how many I have, which is not typical. That's a week. No, that cracked. That broke. That literally just broke. I saw a glass shatter. Oh, my God. Damn it.

That was a week. Drew just went, this is a whole week worth of thoughts. And it's literally seven like mini paragraphs. Like it's seven two sentences. That's literally all I think. That's how much I think about for a week. Okay. The tables have officially turned.

I'm about to shit myself. The tables have turned. Okay. So you know how India's always like, I'm never going to take care of Drew when he's drunk. It's so annoying. Okay, I never say that. Run the clip of her saying it.

Someone make an edit on TikTok of her saying it. I say if you get into a life-debilitating accident and I would have to wipe your ass, I would not be wiping your ass. No, because you didn't have to wipe your ass Paralyzed drunk same thing like but basically

No, I was a saint like simple like it's really easy to just like Say it as it is for me because I was just like a good person like I was a saint like I not only Was I taking care of you, but I was taking care of Josiah and I left All the fun that I was having behind to take care of my friends. You said it like you had to be dragged away from the party. I was by Josiah. You came home early from the party. Oh, did you want to leave, though? No, I actually did not want to leave.

Because I was like, damn, I'm actually having fun, which is like. I thought you wanted to leave. I just had that little baby buzz going on from the crack cocaine that I snorted in the bathroom. Yeah. We'll bleep that out. Yeah, don't leave that. And I was just having a little fun, and then Josiah fucking projectile vomited everywhere. Not in public.

No, no, no. Not in the bathroom. Not in this club. In the bathroom. And then he was like, I need to go outside. And I was like, I'm not letting you go outside alone. Like, what? So I followed him outside and you just like projectile vomited all over the floor we can insert the video if you would like do you want to insert a video of josiah

throwing up um because i recorded him vomiting because i was like oh this is good i record all my friends throwing up because i like use it later for what sex stuff oh okay i was just making sure i thought you were like are you cool with that what that's weird he's literally being honest oh you want him to lie you are so weird i'm not gonna lie okay i'm sorry i'm not a sinner. But yeah, Josiah vomited everywhere. And so I had to leave the party early. And I was like, you know, I'm a good person. I'll do that. I'll do that for my friends because I love taking care of my friends when they're drunk.

And it's really funny because everybody always apologizes when they're drunk. Like, I'm so fucking sorry for doing this. And I'm like, no, like you have no idea how big this is for me because normally I'm the one doing this. But anyways, I'll let you take over and like explain your perspective of the night and then we'll get into my perspective so they left and like i don't even remember really them leaving i remember texting you for a key only because i saw it the next day but like i was it's i've also gotten to this point where like i've said this before my tolerance is only going lower as i get older i don't know what it is i think it's because like we just we just have the purge like

we don't drink for two months at a time and then we purge and also it was just like the perfect storm because it was an open bar yeah and to be fair i did go in with the mindset that i was like i'm gonna get really fucking drunk like i haven't gotten really drunk in so long yeah i'm just gonna do it and i think i took that a little too serious literally i was drinking so much that the bartenders at an open bar cut me off at an open bar we're like all right you're done and then i remember being like what like oh my god and trying to get all my friends to go and get me a drink and like following right behind them and the bartenders were like i see her like no like you're right see the type of person that you are you're trying to be slick when you're like blacked out

yeah i just don't remember hiding behind the wall no i was literally that what's worse is i wasn't hiding i was i would go like i got mason i was like go get me a margarita and i was just right behind him you're so stupid um and at this point the bar had kind of like emptied out so like it was very obvious that the drink was for me but that's besides the point they left and me mason zamar and jester stayed behind and like me and josiah being there yeah um and we just like stayed behind and we i don't even think we stayed that long my perception of time is like very lost like this very y'all y'all were there for like 45 minutes longer to an hour yeah so we were just there like i was just like chatting it up dancing a little bit running around

this bar going to the bathroom taking photos of myself following people around like literally just like hobbling around just drunkenly oh when i was leaving it's crazy being like semi sober and seeing like people like be super fucked up. And like when I was leaving, I was like, oh, like India, you're you're drunk, drunk. I was like, you're gonna have a bad morning. And I was like, I shouldn't be leaving India, but she's with Mason and Zamara. She'll like fucking get home like it'll be fine. And then I texted you and I was like, do you want me to come get you? Because like, I don't want you like I never saw that text um but yeah i was like i was like i and then when

i got home i was i sent any of that text in my uber and i was like i'm gonna get my car and come get you because you're like pretty drunk and then like when i sat down on the couch when i got home and i was like oh fuck like i'm still a little drunk like i'm not getting behind the wheel and if you asked me to drive i would have been like no no again find your way home um so basically like the bar literally started closing and we started getting empty out and then zamar mason were like planning on going somewhere else i was like bitch i'm not going anywhere else like i'm going home like me and jester need to go home so i don't know how i accomplished this but i called a two-way stop uber and i got jester home one thing about you when you're drunk is you're gonna be two-way stop uber and I got jester home one thing about you

when you're drunk is you're gonna be able to call an uber like you that is your superpowers when you're drunk you can call an uber I know I don't know how I got to a two-stop uber like I don't know how I did that but I got an uber home I remember feeling fine in the uber I don't remember that ride at all I don't remember like I don't remember the conversations i was having at all like i don't remember sorry i keep interjecting but um i feel like this is like a universal experience and i don't know if it is but i feel like it is but like when you get into an uber and you're drunk do you not get 30 times more drunk in the uber ride home like you like get exponentially worse. Like every single time I've ever like been like obliterated to the point where I'm like

throwing up is like I'm fine. Uber is what catapults it. I'm fine until I get into the Uber. And then when I'm in that fucking Uber, I like deteriorate for the worse. And maybe it's just like I'm not dancing and having fun anymore. And I'm like alone with my thoughts. And like I'm like, holy shit, I'm like spinning. and you're like actually like still but i don't know but yeah when i get into the ubers when i'm super drunk just everything goes wrong like i really i literally

don't even remember the stop to jester's house yeah like i don't remember it like i don't even remember y'all saying y'all stopped i don't't remember. I just don't. I just remember being in a, I remember getting into a car. Like, I don't even remember getting into the fucking car. I don't even remember calling the Uber. Like, I just, I know I ended up home. And then I don't really remember, like, too much from when I got home. I'll pick up. Okay.

So, Inya, Mason, and Zamar got home. And me and Josiah, like, I had just I just like got taken care of Josiah he just finished throwing up I got him his saltines and his uh Advil and his electrolytes and I was like you just need to drink some water and sit and he was starting to feel better and we were just sitting on the couch watching like planet earth or something because I was like that's like calming like Josiah will be fine with that and he was like sobering up a little bit and like cognitive um and then y'all got home and y'all were the loudest people i have ever heard in my entire life like running up the stairs like falling halfway down like mason was like picking you up and like i had just bought in this like

diptyque diffuser thing that like is not cheap like it was expensive but it works really good and like diptych you should sponsor me for giving you the shout out but um and yeah it's like a it's a glass vase with oil in it and then those sticks that stick out at the top and mason picked up inya and like she like bumped into that diffuser and it fell like three and a half feet onto the ground and spilled oil like scent oil everywhere all over everything which like isn't that bad but like it's a very potent oil so like right when it happened I was like oh my god this is like almost worse than having our stairs smell like cat piss like literally this is super potent whatever and he was apologizing

and I was like girl it's fine like you're just having fun like it's all good like i promise she's like i'm gonna pay for it i'm gonna pay for it in the morning like you were slurring your words and i was like you're not gonna pay for shit about being drunk and that's why i really am tapping out i'm just gonna be like a bit of a little stony type beat girl because that is the worst part about being drunk to me is like it would not be like not being able to use my human vocabulary. It was crazy. And like you were like, you're like, how much is it? How much is it?

And I was like, I'm not telling you how much it is. And you're like, I'm going to send you 15 bucks. And I was like, that's not near. Maybe I was saying like 50 to like cover maybe half of it. Because I don't think I would. I, as drunk as I am, like I'm a material girl. Like I know that thing is not $30. half of it because i don't i don't think i would i as drunk as i am like i'm a material girl like i know that thing is not 30 dollars um but anyways uh she eventually got on the couch and uh mason

and zamara were bullying the fuck out of you it was crazy i was like damn they're going in what's awesome is i was so drunk i don't remember a word. But the thing is, is like, it's deserving. Because when we're all in that position, you are mean as fuck to us. Like, you do take care of us. But you do, like, you are like, like, roll your eyes type vibe at us when we're super drunk. But they kind of took it to another level. And I was just like, I looked at you on the couch and you were like, I have a video of it, too. Like, we can answer. No, I'm not kidding. No, I don't. No. I can you were like, I have a video of it too. I'm not kidding.

No, I don't. I can't see it. A two second video. No, I'm not kidding. Like, I'm genuinely not kidding. Like, I refuse. Really? Literally, like, I would rather die on my fucking deathbed.

That's embarrassing. Like, no, I'd rather die. Like, I'm not kidding. Oh, the girl is going to beg for it. I haven't even seen it. And that's what makes it worse. I haven't even seen it and that's what makes it where i haven't seen it it's the one of you eating the saltina on the couch i should do it's so sick i love it also like the top i was in is like too much i don't want like i'd even

oh i didn't even see your boobie on it yeah no my boobs are like out in that we can crop it no it's not going um but yeah and it was like wobbling back and forth and i just like sat there and looked at her and i was like oh no like she's she's bad like this isn't like fun drunk anymore when i was leaving and a little bit worried i was like i'm a i'm a lot of it worried i was like she's in for like a night of fucking hell because i know that feeling when you're like laying on the couch and you're like kind of like spinning and like nodding and like trying to eat i don't remember like i i genuinely for the first time in like so long and maybe like

three years of my life i think i was like the closest i'd been to like fully blacking out yeah i was like a handful of things but i like don't remember i don't remember even ever sitting on the couch yeah so i i think like the the cool word to use is browning out where you can like remember a little bit but not a lot and then also what you do the toilet um you make brown in it um but you were rocking back and forth on the couch and then you're like very neurotic still like even after you're like completely plastered like your brain is on two percent you're super neurotic and you're like i need to get in the shower like i need to shower and i was like oh she's gonna go shower maybe she's feeling okay and you like hobbled to the bathroom and like the shower was

running but i could tell no one was in it no no the shower wasn't even running the shower was um and like mason and zamar were like um where the fuck is in you like we're going out and i was like i was like she's in the shower she's tapping out like y'all go ahead and she was like whoever said she's showering is a damn lie like you are not you were not showering you were sitting over the toilet like preparing to preparing to like throw up and like right when I opened the door you projectile vomited all over the floor all over the side of the toilet underneath the like second toilet lid like and it was not pretty vomit it was gross and I like immediately was like I was like yes like this

is my fucking moment like I get to take care of you and say I took care of you when you were at your worst and like also you brought us something the next day but it's crazy how you were literally ass naked and like how close we are now because like oh yeah to clarify like i had gotten in the bathroom and i really was gonna shower but i think i got butt ass naked went to pee and was on the toilet and then was like oh i don't feel good so then I just like kind of like sank to the floor. Like I don't remember. I don't remember getting onto the floor. You know what you said?

It's so funny. You were like, you like threw up and you were like, I'm also pissing all over myself. And you kept saying, I'm peeing on myself. Because I like went to pee and I was like, dude, I don't, I think I did finish peeing, but I don't think I got a chance to wipe. Yeah.

Like I think I literally was like done peeing. And before I even got a chance to wipe yeah like i think i literally was like done peeing and before i even got a chance so i was like oh my god i'm gonna throw up you're like i'm pissing myself but you weren't crying which is very surprising because you were so scared of throwing up you were laughing your ass off and then i was like oh maybe i should get a video of in your throwing up so like just in case we could use it and then she started she kept throwing up and i was like oh no like this isn't a pretty throw up anymore like this is like busting open your blood vessels oh yeah also it was so bad like i have like blood vessels like on this eye i have a birth blood vessel um like in my eyeball and then under my eyes i have like little specks and like around my face like it was literally like- It was violent. So bad.

But I was, that is also like, thank God I was that drunk because that's why I never throw up even when I get really drunk is because I'm so terrified. Like I will just hold it down and suffer like an extra day and a half of like this weird hangover

and like just shitting my fucking brains out. Yeah. Because I'd rather shit than throw up. This is so gross. I'd rather like just shititting my fucking brains out. Yeah. Because I'd rather shit than throw up. This is so gross. I'd rather like just shit than throw up. And I was just so drunk that it like came out. And I do remember cracking. Ew.

What? Y'all are like flirting with each other. I'm literally talking about shitting and throwing up. I mentioned earlier that I like shit on YouTube. And I also get horny when I hear about girls shitting. Oh, and I mentioned that I save videos for vomiting later. For sex stuff. But I do remember cracking up because I just thought it was so funny.

Wait, hold on. There's like a smell. Do y'all smell that? No. It literally might be the garbage can because it's open. Me being paranoid about gas leak, we need to get into that next. But I was just so. It's definitely the trash. Yeah, literally it's open.

No, it's definitely a gas leak and we're all going to die in a fucking fire. It's going to explode and we're all going to die. Me closing this. But that's not trash. I know what trash juice smells like. That is not that. You're so weird anyways um i do remember cracking up because i was literally butt ass naked and the second drew came in i know i threw up and i was just laughing because i was just like dude i

literally like i i do remember being like i couldn't even finish pissing like i literally i'm gonna like piss everywhere i'm pissing all over myself and then i want to verify i wasn't actually peeing all over the floor but i i think what it was is i had so much pressure coming up and i didn't get to finish peeing i was like i am going to piss myself because i do remember drunkenly hobbling in the shower because i did shower after that because i was covered in my own vomit yeah um i do remember peeing in the shower yeah okay and then while she was throwing up i was like oh fuck i don't want them to hear because they're already on your ass so i like turned on the shower like started running

cold water in the shower and then i was like here i'm gonna go get you water like hop into the shower and i like went and got you that's the other thing is you asked me for water like a hundred times and you just had like four glasses like sitting around you like it was crazy i'm really bad that's also why i like can't survive okay no there is like an actual shit smell it's literally me i shit myself oh you did no why did you not say anything because i was nervous i was like embarrassed it's okay like we all do that i do have my diaper on we yeah okay it's being caught that's not just in my jeans can i have the diaper no okay it's a reusable one so i have to wash it i'm like is this my breath that i'm smelling like it's like actual human shit smell other than like i don't smell shit i just

smell the normal trash smell that's in this kitchen the normal stench that irradiates to verify that stench me and drew get a vegan probiotic um yogurt that actually smells like curdled cheese but it tastes so good that i don't stop yesterday i left it in a bowl and it actually smelled like real rotten cheese and i was like this is science has gone too far did either of one of y'all fart no no like if i farted i would have shit myself i did how did you fart earlier i didn't know oh my god what is but now you're scaring me because i was with somebody the other day that i was in the car with them they were like oh it smells like shit and i was like i didn't you smell like shit

um no it's definitely i think it's just like bathroom smell um but where the fuck were we in this story yes this is the the girl the end of this story? Yes, this is the girl that ended up with. This is the oil that I spilled. Um, not the oil spill. Not me causing an oil spill. I know, that's actually crazy. So. Um, but yeah, so we're to like, I got, you got me a bunch of water and I got in the shower.

I don't know how I didn't bust my ass and die in the shower. The craziest thing is I ran the coldest water possible. And like you kind of just got in there and then turned on the hot water. Like you were in the coldest water I've ever felt in my life. Or am I? I don't remember. Yeah, like I ran purely cold water. And then after I was like, did you just take a cold shower?

And you're like, no, like I got in and turned on the hot. I realized it was cold and I turned on the hot water. And I was like, holy shit, that water was like, there was no hot water. Because I was like, I'm not running all the hot water dry. So people can't shower in hot water. But anyways, I get you water. You're like showering. I like check up on you a couple times.

And then Josh and Josiah are like on the couch in the living room. And I'm like, y'all literally have to go. Because like, I don't think Enya's going to be clothed when she walks out of here so like y'all need to go to josh's room or my room and just hang out for a second and they're like oh fuck yeah because at this time they were like dude that india's like really fucked up like it was crazy still laughing but at this point you were kind of like not feeling it anymore you're like over it and so you hobbled out i don't i didn't see if you were naked or not i think think I did have a towel, but I didn't put clothes on. So and you hobble to her bedroom and lays down.

I go get you another water because you begged me for another water. At this point, you weren't having fun. You were like, literally like, I'm dying. Like you were like, I think I'm going to die. And literally. I'm dying right now. it was it was so crazy so i leave to go like talk to josh and josiah about it for like five minutes and then i hear from the other side of the house like drew like shaky like fragile voice and i like run over there and i'm like what and like you

like point to the ground and it's like pitch dark in your room and i'm like what did you just do and so filled night no it was crazy she's she pointed to the ground i saw like a glisten of light because the moon was hitting it beautifully and then i was like hey siri turn on the lights and i see just like inya threw up all over the ground all over her comforter all over her ipad like it's all over my bed and i remember that made me laugh again i started laughing again because also as you got closer i started throwing up again like i started literally like i couldn't stop myself and also to clarify on my end i got in bed and got under the covers and i had the spin so badly and i just remember getting under the covers i mean like i'm going the fuck to sleep like i'm i'm like actually like passing away right

now and then i woke up choking on my vomit like i remember waking up and like just like coughing and i think that's why like so much of my throat and back hurts because i was just like literally choking all night because i just was choking on my vomit and the reason it got all over the side of my floor and bed is because i just like turned myself over yeah which thank god i was able to do yeah i would have been in the other room talking shit about her to josh and josiah and then i come in there five hours later and she's just blue and dead on her bed because she choked on her vomit but anyways i run and go get her her salad bowl and I set it beside her I get her another water because she knocked over her water while she was doing this and she's like she's like Drew can you sleep in

here tonight and I'm like you finally got to hit I know I finally smashed like it was crazy you know it was me getting asked for once instead of me asking. You know what? I literally thought I was going to die in my sleep. No, it was like when I asked to sleep in the room on an air mattress that one time when I was really fucked up. Yeah. Yeah. It was like that same vibe where I was like, I just need someone to like keep an eye on me. Like I just, I can't like be alone right now. And I'm glad she asked me to because also she was butt ass naked and i didn't realize this until the next

morning but india was ass naked and we just shared the bed together another reason why we're too close which is like crazy but i didn't realize it until she told me the next day um but i and i also did sleep on top of the covers because i was like i don't want her to throw up and it like me not have a good exit um so this is where it gets actually insane this is where it gets really gnarly and scary so um inya is like also still being erotic and she's like begging she's like drew i need to go shower i literally need to go shower i like threw up all over myself since my hair was still wet from the shower my hair is now at the length that if i it is wet and i turn over all my hair just covers my face it gets

around my mouth so i threw up in my hair yeah and like it was literally like i was just like like the like left side of my hair was just drenched in vomit granted it it was pure water at this point there was one throw up my jugs of water that i'd been drinking yeah there was one throw up that wasn't water but that was when she threw up all over her ipad um and that was a little chunky still um but anyway she's laying in bed such a champ for being able to clean all that vomit because i will say like kudos to you i woke up the next day and the only sign of vomit was in my salad bowl i um was cleaning up all the vomit as i was going and he was begging to go take a shower and i was like i swear to god in you if you just hang one foot off the side of the bed close your eyes you'll

fall asleep and you will never think you won't think about the shower for again you're too nauseous like you'll throw up on the way you'll collapse on the way you'll drown in the shower it's like I'm not letting you get in the shower because like she actually genuinely was like at this point like kind of concerning like I was texting Josiah and everybody I was like I may take her to the hospital because like this is where it gets scary it's like so and you finally like knocked out like she knocked out almost immediately i need to shower yeah and then just snooze like snooze and my biggest fear was like her me falling asleep next to her and then her choking on her vomit in her sleep so i like she fell asleep laying straight up and like i don't know if you have sleep apnea or what but like you would stop

breathing for like 30 seconds at a time and i was like oh my god like this is like not chill like i'm gonna have to be up all night to make sure she doesn't die in her sleep so like i would like periodically like as you were sleeping i would like roll you over onto your side like to hang off the bed and then at one point i was like that's too much work i'm just gonna pull you towards me to like sleep and if you throw up on my face i don't give a fuck i just don't want you to die and like there were i took several videos of you snoring because like it's crazy the different types of snores she had like there was one that was like a death rattle where i was like oh this bitch is literally like choking on her vomit like as we speak then there was one where like it was like a healthy

snore and then there was one where it's just silence and a zool pairing and i recorded this silence because i was like this is and you're not breathing and there were several times when i would like put my fingers like under your nose because i just put it like between my legs like on my gooch and i wanted you to smell my gooch grease. No, because I was like making sure you were breathing. My gooch grease. But I, yeah, was just making sure you weren't vomiting and throwing up in your sleep so you weren't choking. You were making sure I was breathing, yeah.

Yeah, exactly. And I stayed up till like 6.30 in the morning, and then eventually I just like knocked the fuck out. And then I had to wake up two hours earlier because the last episode of the podcast was a nightmare to get up. It was literally hell. Drew saved the day. Yeah, I just woke up and I felt

fucking awful and I spent the day just like feeling dead. You slept all day. Yeah, I slept all fucking day. I felt so bad also it was kai's birthday so i was like i literally need to sleep so that i could be like alive at kai's birthday dinner and i remember i like the worst part about like hangovers for me is like i can't get a good sleep which i know like alcohol fully disrupts your sleep and so it makes sense but like

i sleep all day but it's an increment and i remember i woke up at like 11 and i just could not go back to sleep at all and i was like whatever i'm just gonna thug it out and like fucking stay up and like try to like live my day and i just felt so nauseous but i couldn't get any water in my mouth because i was like dude i'm gonna throw up like i still feel so bad and then um at one point i got up and moved to the couch because I was like I'm gonna like I had slept for two more hours and I was like okay I'm gonna get up like I have to like just shower and like keep moving with my day and I got on the couch and I literally was like oh I'm gonna throw up again and then I threw up again and took some nausea medicine after that and I

felt like a fucking corpse and I was what made me throw up again was because I like obviously I'm like terrified of throwing up and I would have sat there and gagged probably for like 30 minutes because Drew Josh and Josiah went to go get me medicine and like Gatorade and stuff um but I was like fuck before I shower I like need to clean my sheets I need to put my sheets to wash I need to clean my fucking vomit iPad like I need to clean up like all the places I vomited so that i'm not just like um showering and then getting back in my vomit bed so i went to go do all that and i looked at my vomit bowl and picked it up to go clean it and i looked in it and it literally made me gag so hard that i just immediately threw up which thank god thank god for my big salad bowl and guess what i ate out of that bowl yesterday and the day before that and it just adds flavor it adds like an acidic

flavor like what i'm supposed to it's a glass bowl i cleaned it yeah that's so i fucked up too because that day i bought a soup that i really like when i'm hungover but it actually was just as acidic it tasted exactly like my vomit so i couldn't eat and then i went to kai's dinner and i felt like uh i did not feel real dude i was dying at that dinner too it was crazy and i wasn't hung over i was just like i felt so like also you stayed up all night to make sure oh yeah literally and i didn't sleep all day that's i forgot that's literally what it was after my birthday dinner every single person i invited came up to me and said like that sucked like yeah i felt terrible during that yeah they got in a line it wasn't it literally wasn't you like your birthday dinner it was just like i think we all

had rough nights i feel like after the dinner you came up to me and said i shouldn't even come like i don't even fuck with you oh i hear that was different that was that was like maybe that's different that's different because the food was good and there was other people other than you there so it was fun yeah i guess you're right and the girls like were twerking and shit oh yeah i met all those girls i was the only woman at the table and you was literally the only girl i was the lone soldier um but speaking of not sleeping last night um i like in the middle of the night i woke up i was dripping sweat like i've never sweated in my like it was great like my entire body was like also taking the context he just woke up today and put clothes on and moved on. No, I slept in this shirt. But literally was like the sweatiest I have ever been in my entire life.

Like it was actually like a little alarming because it was like dripping off my face. And I was like, I'm not hot. It's like not that hot in here. Like what is going on? And then like I was like, whatever. Like I'll go back to sleep and not think anything about it. Like it was so much sweat that I thought I pissed myself. Like I was like, what the fuck is happening?

Went back to sleep. But I normally sleep like on my back, like a fucking coffin, like a, like a freakazoid. But I went back to sleep on my arm. Like I fell asleep like on my side. And like I woke up maybe an hour later with my arm like completely dead like i i genuinely thought that i had killed my arm in my sleep that like i just cut the blood supply off for so long that my arm died that i like i like jumped out of bed and i like ran into the middle of the room and i like i like was like trying to move it and i couldn't move it and i was trying to move my fingers and

i couldn't move it and i had to grab my arm and like wave it around in a circle to like get the blood to go into it. And it was like me as a 24 year old man. I was so I was literally so scared. I was like, holy shit. Like I just killed my arm. Like it's going to fall off my body. See, that's where you and me are different. Because when I am sleeping, I am in such a deep sleep.

I couldn't give a fuck what the fuck is happening. Like, I could wake up and both of my legs could be amputated and I'd just go back to sleep. I'd be like, I would literally be like, I can't fix that right now

and that's okay because sleep feels good. I love sleeping. I'm like a heavy sleeper, but I'm an anxious sleeper. Like, there's always something that's going wrong in my... Did you try playing

with your little worm with your dead arm? Yeah. It's not a little worm. It's a big number. It was actually really crazy because it felt like someone else was playing with my big worm number. I will sleep through anything. Like I've like slept through flights.

I've slept through things I've been excited for for three weeks just because i'm like this sleep feels so good i couldn't give a fuck like honestly like the the excitement of whatever i had to do this morning could suck my fucking balls i am the complete opposite like completely opposite i'm so scared that i slept through everything um it's crazy but um you know there is something that i did find out um it kind of like goes off of um something we said in like a past episode it was like a question that i asked you and um you know how you told us that girls like don't play video games like you don't even know what a video game is no well i found out that they made this game called cooking mama um which is like a video game for girls no but that's not a video game that was preparation for life it was like um we had to take that in school

it was a class oh it was like training yeah that was just training oh okay do you do you guys call do guys call that a game well yeah yeah because it's like men don't cook like it's it's like fun like um like building house and like um carrying stuff for girls no we have like kill people games like war games we have being the president game yeah oh my god there's actually gonna be a female president next year leaked info girl what the fuck was that next year something big is happening that was insane what if joe biden dies next year and i'm the one who predicted that are you saying you're gonna be president no i'm saying kamala harris would you say neopets is a game made for girls

because like you're taking care of primal instinctual like yeah tamagotchi vibe you know oh i'm at level 112 on fortnite that's just my update and i have so many skins the last two times that i've played call of duty and fortnite and i'm really scared because i'm giving it the three time rule i was like i'm not having fun like this is not fun for me anymore like it became too serious you know it's because you're an adult now it's like the polar express like soon you're not gonna be able to hear it anymore i'm serious you know that's actually something really cute that my mom did is she made jingle bells um that like had uh like that were given to us by santa and when you would shake them you

would hear them jingle and my mom and dad would shake them and they would act like they didn't hear them jingle and they were like it's because y'all still believe and i'm doing that to my kids the last time we played fortnite you guys both died and i was the last one alive and you know you can like see my screen yeah i like tried to kill a guy and i fucked up oh my god yeah i was watching you literally drew goes that was really bad i have to go and just like logged off and i just sat there at my computer for like two minutes and i just like got my phone i was like i don't want to look at anything on my phone and i just got up and like stood outside for a second had to get some we have to play today no see that's the thing zamar and mason yesterday and it was actually so. Dude, y'all were having so much fun.

I was so jealous. I go on one date, Kai. I go on one date and I get excommunicated from the entire group. He's so annoying. They took my spot in Fortnite. It's not my fault. Because Drew went on a solo social expedition, he literally had to come home and decompress in his room for seven hours on TikTok.

Like, he was in his room. I am not kidding i spent the whole day with josh on the couch and i didn't see through until it was time for him to take a bath and then even then he i he told me he wanted mcdonald's and i was gonna order so i ordered us both mcdonald's he took a bath and went back to his room and i had to call him and be like yo your food is here like and he sent me like eight tiktoks on my phone while i can imagine that so viscerally in my mind's eye like drew swinging open the door and just running upstairs lying on his bed in the same position he didn't even talk to me about it he

just came and grabbed a few pieces of candy and went to his room for seven hours and then you came in there and you were like this is what you brought on your date and it was nerds clusters it was nerds clusters his airpod max pros which is why are you bringing your headphones you're not gonna put them on while you're with the person and then it was the home do or whatever the fuck book yeah homo deus deus homo deus you brought your ai existentialism book yeah i was reading it before because I got there early. And that's what he brought on his fucking date. To put you in the worst mood possible.

Yeah, it was a crazy, crazy vibe. I'm just lit. But what were we saying before that? I don't even know. Oh, because your fucking dumb ass is like, I get socially pushed away. But he literally like... People get jealous of me when I don't give them my time. When I don't give them my like, I get socially pushed away. But he literally like. People get jealous of me when I don't give them my time. When I don't give them my time, I get pushed away.

And it's fair because like I understand. I'm like a sweet person. Like he literally sent me an audio message and TikToks from his room. And didn't like I hadn't spoken to him all day. Like I hadn't. I literally hadn't seen you all day. I know. I just couldn't. I literally just I have to decompress. And then me and Drew were trying to get him to watch something with us. And we backed up for him. I know. I just couldn't. I literally just, I have to decompress.

And then me and Drew were trying to get him to watch something with us. And we backed up for him. And he watched two seconds of it and then left. And then me and Josh sat on the couch and we were like, is he tapping out? Josh was like, yeah, I think he's tapping out. Yeah. I just couldn't. I was over it.

I was, that literally made me cry so bad. Because like I was in bed and I was like, it was like 9 p.m. or something. And I was like, I have been on my phone. I have been alone for so long and it feels so good. And then I just, that's so funny that you fucking brought that up. Me and Josh were literally having major stink-a-link. We hung out for like two days. Y'all did hang out hardcore.

It was really, really awesome. But I was saying that Fortnite fortnite and call of duty are both not fun to me anymore which is like really fucking sad and like i'm gonna give it one more try like each game one more try i'm gonna play call of duty today and probably fortnite tonight and if i don't have like the blast that i was having like a week ago i'm never playing again maybe some more want to play yeah because that's the other thing is i'd be i'd take that shit way too serious like it's like a game it's like it's not a game for me anymore like it's it's like when i fucked up you went that was really bad no i just don't play don't play don't get offended drew literally like when he doesn't have a bad

like a good game he's like no i actually don't want to play this right now and that's completely normal i i'm the same way no it's it's crazy because i i just i like hearing people like yell at each other in the game like i was hearing like the way our like all of our friends were like talking to each other through the mic and i was like damn we're mean to each other like i know we have a friend who literally yells at you and i'm like bitch stop fucking yelling at me i'm gonna slap to slap the hell out of you. I literally love it so much, like, hearing it. Because then, like, you get out of the game and, like, it just doesn't exist. That's how it's supposed to be.

You're supposed to be toxic when you play video games. Exactly. Samar's really good with being yelled at, though, because he's like, girl, fuck you. And he will just do the opposite. Like, Samar literally, like, our friend kept being like, why are you even playing with us? You're playing your own game right now. Like, literally, it was, like, me, Mason, our friend, and we were, like, all on, like, staying in our little trio. And we'd be like, where is Zamar?

And you look at the map, and Zamar is, like, fucking 500 meters away. And he's like, oh, there's a team right here. I'm killing them. And then he, like, two seconds later, he's like, I'm down. Hurry, I'm down. Someone come get me. Come get me. Come get me. Come get me.

Come get me. Yeah, I just remember the clip that Kai was, it was the worst display of gaming I've ever seen in my life. I just had to say that. Oh, I'll get to reading some of my notes. Yeah, let's get into these like really intuitive notes that you've been writing for the past week. I probably on Tuesday or no no it was probably wednesday when

i did this but it was like it was after the podcast but i was like laying in bed and i saw this tick tock of like i had known this had existed for a very long time but i hadn't like experienced it as an adult i normally like, I experienced it when I was like, like 16 or 17 and like existential dread, like depersonalized mode where I thought I was an alien, like mode. And I was like, well, I want to like, see what this is like now. And I laid in bed for literally like an hour

to an hour and a half listening to um the sounds of like a black hole um and i just like was thinking like about everything it was fucked up but like the sounds are really like honestly therapeutic back then they were really scary but like i was re-listening to them and it's like it's really ominous it sounds like the end of the world kind of how they got like do you think they miked my pants like how did they get that audio yeah they miked your uh kuchiana you're you're you're whispering i just don't like they're lying right it's literally just an untitled alex g truck yeah they're just like they just slowed down a beach this is literally just untitled no there's like it was on the nasa website they do those

super slow justin bieber yeah they're sounded like demons no this is good i get it yeah it was really nice actually this is literally a silent to uh silent hill 2 soundtrack damn that's actually crazy that's literally what it is and i love that soundtrack i gotta play silent hill again damn it's literally hypnotizing me already um it's like actually wasn't there for like 10 seconds um no but i was doing some of that shit i was like listening to the sounds of a black hole and it was honestly like meditative like it like cleared my brain what did you see mason's story the other night when he was like last night i was on autopilot that wasn't me yeah he was literally that was about your dinner yeah it was about my birthday him sub tweeting us on his story no him that was him like being embarrassed and he didn't want to

like reach out to all of us because he knows oh cop that it's really expensive though what no it's 50 bucks for a cd i'm not spending 50 in a cd okay me when i have no idea what it's like to collect cool cds oh no you know what's crazy? I was on Discogs and it was right when you started collecting all your CDs and I was like, damn, I want to start a CD collection and I added like

probably 100 CDs to my cart and I was like oh, what is this? It's going to be like $250 or something and it was like close to like $4,000 in CDs and I was like, I'm never buying a CD ever. all the CDs of the albums you like are gonna be expensive because if you're like into like the Colty like ass albums CDs are so expensive. They go like a hundred plus sometimes. Yeah like for me one of my favorite CDs ever is the Harold Budd and Robin Guthrie Mysterious Skin soundtrack.

It's my Grail album. It's the best album on planet Earth. And I own three copies of the CDs because I'm actually neurotic and fucking crazy. Have you seen Mysterious Skin? No, because I heard it's really sad and I don't care to watch it. No, dude. It's one of those movies that you have to watch either at your lowest point already or when you're prepared to not be happy i do need to watch it i get ragged on by all my

friends because it's been like my top tier like in most rotation album for like almost three years it's like all you fucking listen to yeah it's like the it literally i i need to get a new cd player because i listen to that album every single fucking day. And I remember one time Jester got on my ass and was like, have you not seen this fucking movie? And you just like listen to this. And I was like, because it's two of the greatest composers of all time. Oh, like. Hello.

Yo, holy shit. We should talk about the bald cap incident. should finger you just because it's like the next episode the next episode and i we can shut the fuck up after that can you see it's moments like this maybe i i do um have an issue with like helping people sometimes you know what it is is because i'm like this is the way it should be done and like i'm gonna give you instructions and do it this way and it will happen. And then when it doesn't work, I'm like, are you fucking kidding me? Like, you didn't fucking listen to me at all.

Because that's what happened with the bald cap. That is one of those moments where I was like, helping you. But the way I would help like my kid if like they did something stupid. And I was like, oh my God. Yeah. So the bald cap, we installed it in the bathroom like five minutes before that before the episode um and i used lash and you used lash glue on my hair and it wasn't like a little dabble here or there like we wanted it to look kind of real so she caked on this lash yeah because it also

wasn't sticking with a little bit yeah it's lash but it's not supposed i don't i don't blame you because it eventually worked but like hella lash glue in my hair, like an insane amount. And I like went the whole day. I know. That's also what didn't help is I remember telling Drew like because it was my bath night. I was like, oh, are you going to take a shower? Because you're going to have to like work to get that off. And I was like, no, it'll take me.

It's like water soluble. I was like, it'll take me two minutes. Girl, was i fucking wrong like i like i i didn't want to like get take a full shower because i didn't want to waste all of india's water so i like just turned on like all cold water with like a little bit of hot water and i just like put my head over the shower and i just started like washing it and i was like oh no like this is not coming out with just water and i like shot for you and you're like use oil and um i there's like this spirit gum that came with the bald cat that i used

to glue it to my face um used to glue the beard to my face um and i it had remover in there and i just put the remover on the spots because i was like oh that don't melt it because it's like an oil and you were saying use oil and that shit didn't work and then india came in there and was like oh here use this and gave me body oil and like because also when i was saying oil i i did i don't think you heard me but i was like literally use olive oil oh i didn't hear that that's why i was. And then I thought you had used olive oil and it wasn't working. And that's why I resorted to the body oil that I had. Because I only have like nice hair oil. And I was like, I'm not going to like, you have to like drench yourself in that. And I was like, I'm not using my nice hair oil.

Yeah, of course. So Drew was like, looked so sad. Just like, I was over. I was fully in a position where I was like, oh, like I'm fully'm fully gonna have to shave my head which is like i wanted to do that but i was like i kind of wish i had that choice and i was like this shit is so i wish we took photos of it but it was so matted like it was crazy it looked like a mangy ass dog that like hadn't been groomed in 10 years and it was just running the streets of la no literally it was so up. And then also like I was getting annoyed because like if you are a girl,

you know that like one of the things you have to grow up learning is getting your fucking hair yanked out when you got your hair brushed. So like my scalp, I do not have like a sensitive scalp at all. I could fucking rake like a comb or a brush through my hair

and not give a fuck. Like I could pull out 8 million strands and, like, wouldn't feel a thing. Fully numb to it. So then Drew was needing help, so I just grabbed my wide-tooth comb and I drenched his head in the oil. Wait, a lot of oil. Yeah. It was honestly fun squirting it on him. It sounded really sick, actually.

But she was running that brush through my hair, comb through my hair, and, fuck out of my hair and he was like oh yeah ever since i was a kid like my mom would always be like girl shut the fuck up like why is your scalp so sensitive when she would like comb my hair and i was like i just have always had like a sensitive scalp and that pissed any off a little bit she didn't you didn't vocalize it you were just like no i was just like okay like i was just like doing the thing like you know classic you grab the hair and then you work at it so you're not tugging on the scalp but like it was the most like i was i thought i was being gentle and then it wasn't working and i just tapped out because like he kept being like ow and i was like okay i just said i literally said out twice i was like i didn't even say out the second time i was just like i did one of those

is worse than an ouch because I'm like, say that I'm hurting you because like a pfft. Well, I wasn't even like trying to say that you're hurting me because I know beauty is pain like Beyonce told me that.

You were not serving beauty though. No, I. That oil stayed in Drew's hair for like eight days. No, that's what I was about to say. The amount of oil that India put into my hair to get it out,

literally I washed my hair and I woke up the next day and I was like, oh my God, like my hair is still like hella oily like it it the oil just like repelled all the water and i just didn't i had oil hair for like two days and then i washed my hair again that night and i got out of the shower and i was like oh my god like my hair still smells like oil there's still oil in it and it was still a little shiny and then i washed my hair last night and when i was drying my hair i was like oh my god i it still smells like that fucking body oil so it's

still coming out um but my hair is like a little curlier it feels like this is with like just water and shampoo like i didn't even conditioner it but is that because you ran out of conditioner i really need to get new one but i'm also like totally i'm so over le labo conditioner like i'll do the hair wash like the shampoo but i will not buy the conditioner i feel like their conditioner of all the like high-end like bougie conditioners from those fragrance brands theirs is actually the most like viscous and it's good for like our hair type really because um the asap one i really like it um because it like feels the most natural and like it doesn't feel like it's clogging my hair but like it doesn't feel like it's clogging my

hair but like it doesn't leave my hair feeling smooth like i'm the type of bitch i don't give a fuck if there's like a layer of like microplastics on my hair as long as my shit looks good and feels good like that's what i was about to say like i'm going back to just using regular shampoo like or conditioner i mean because like i like the way frutis garnier makes my hair feel like it feels flowy it's a little shiny. Like I don't give a fuck. Also, and then I, and no, I will not be using a deep cleanse fucking shampoo to get all that microplastic out. I'll just carry microplastics to my fucking grave.

I'll just, I'll suck them out. Literally, I'll use my teeth. I'll grate them out with my teeth. Do you think there's microplastics inside of this hair? Yeah. Um. We, the thing is what people don't want to talk about is we need our microplastic yeah we like it's part of our diet now like we you need to be eating microplastics like it feels

good when i fill my hole with um yeah period not a microplastic but plastic it just feels good um oh this is the last thing we'll talk about, and then we can, like, just move on. But no one is talking about how I was in fucking Stranger Things season four. No, you weren't, dude. So last episode, you're claiming to be friends with Finn, and this episode, you're claiming you were in the season. So you used Finn?

No, I didn't use Finn. Like, we became friends through the filming of season four. And he was friends with Finn. Last time we hung out, Finn introduced himself to you. Yeah. That's just like this game that we play. It's like actor's game. And then he said, like, right after.

He met me in character. Okay. I was on character. I was on character on the set. And I didn't introduce myself as Drew because I have really method act. I don't even want to fucking get into it. But then when we introduced each other to each other because that's what actors do. Right after he was like, Drew's going to say that this is a game that we play.

I don't know him. He's really weird. Yeah. I just can't win with you guys. He's actually telling us that you have a blog about him. There's weird fan fiction that you write about him. I mean, that's just this side thing. it's funny but it's like a joke between us like us and then he said he's gonna say that it's a funny bit but it's not it's creepy it weirds me out the knife did he tell you

about the fucking knife and the gun dude what you threatened him no if he didn't say anything no i didn't i think that's because he's taking legal action so he's probably not gonna bring it up to us i we're friends and we've filmed an entire season of the show together is there someone on this this season who like looks like you me shut the fuck up okay here's our media of the week me i look like me duh um my media um audio wise is nothing can stop us by saint etienne um i'm gonna say this because no never mind a little lost arthur russell heatwave the blue nile and uh fidelity that whole like the dirty column album which i think i've said before but that's been back on loop gorgeous and then movies i don't think i've seen a movie this week maybe i did oh my god no chip and dale rescue rangers oh yeah best movie ever that movie was

so fucking good it made me so happy dude i'm so happy we all waited to watch it together too because like i would have been so bummed if i saw that alone yeah because it was one of those movies that like who gives a fuck talk in the middle of it talk with your friends like have a little fucking goofy moment like no the thing about me is i will pause a movie and talk to my that shit was actually really funny really advanced for like a disney kids show and like the innuendos between like drug trafficking was like so fucking funny and like they did things in that movie that like that were like brand new i don't know like there were so many moments where i was like i can't believe someone thought of that and they executed was like phenomenal that and also the

seth rogan thing yeah that was i was like i cannot believe someone thought of that and wrote that in there and they did that because that is so meta and so fucking sick but yeah chippendale movie is also my um sorry for hijacking that but yeah that was um lit boots um all right i'm back on my grimes shit. Venus Fly by Grimes. Oh. That reminds me of when we first met. Stan Grimes. Yeah, Stan Grimes. Love, love Grimes. And then this is crazy.

This is a new turn of events for me. Is that a Luna? Yeah. Oh, that song is so fucking good, High High. Yeah, High High is my next media by Luna. And then I also have girlfriend by luna and odd eye circle because that's just a classic like yeah you do no i'll play it for you and you'll know it um and then closer by tegan and sarah this fucking song not enough people no one's talking about it no one is talking about how good this song is still to this day

moment is like a tub low moment yeah you can't you're gonna put that on and not have a good time no it's like crazy just smile and have a fucking fun time but i said i said not enough people are talking why is no one one talking about Tegan and Sarah closer? And I was like, people are talking about Tegan. I feel like people mentioned that song about how prolific it is. I haven't seen anybody mention it. Yeah, I think I'm the first person. And honestly, you know what's weird?

They showed me that song before it released. No, they did not. In the studio. You were literally like 12 or 13. No no that exactly it was like this make a wish thing that i won um because i faked faked it um but no they showed me that song and like i was in the studio like headbombing and i was listening i was like damn like this is usually it takes a lot like drew doesn't show that kind of like yeah rapport in the studio yeah and i was like oh i was like yeah y'all have a hit on your hands.

And they were like, what? No, this is just like a throwaway track. And I was like, no, you need to put that out. That is a fucking hit. And they weren't going to put it out until I told them to. Drew, thank you so much for that. Yeah.

No, he's lying. First I'm lying about the Stranger Things and now I'm lying about the Closer thing. Yeah, we're taking your fucking mic away. My friend doesn't fucking lie. I don't lie about things. He was on Stranger Things and he made them take that like put that song out oh a little bit closer oh that song is so good it's gonna be blasted they have another hit that i'm trying i wanna do A little bit closer. Can I do media?

What? Is it porn? It's not porn. What is it? It's real. It's real media. How I Roll by Britney Spears. Have you guys heard that song?

I don't know. I haven't heard that. I had never heard it before. It's very advanced. What is that? Oh, is that the Britney song? How I Roll, yeah. I don't like this. It's really sick.

When is this from? How I Roll by Britney Spears. What era? Yeah, and you're never doing media again. And then Crown on the Ground by Sleigh Bells. Sleigh! Yeah. Okay.

Well, that went terribly for me. I don't't like that i don't like either of those songs so you're so you call my friend a liar uh-huh you share bad music i'm kidding that's my jaw stop all right could you hear that guy yeah that Yeah. Wait, listen. That was really loud, actually. This is going on this side? You hear kinda? Mm-mm, not at all. Oh, no, I heard that. Okay, the episode is over. Yo, sit here, over. Bye.

Is there really an artist called Sleigh Bells? Bye.