Emergency Intercom - Enya's Year Of Rest And Relaxation

Episode Date: December 16, 2022

Enya reminisces on her year of rest and relaxation and the toll it took on Drew, people breaking into their house and their mind altering Jaden Smith experience. This episode is sponsored by Better Help. Learn more and save 10% off your first month at BetterHelp.com/intercom Go to Zocdoc.com/INTERCOM and download the Zocdoc app for FREE. Follow Enya on Insta: @EnyaUmanzor Follow Drew on Insta: @DrewPhillips09 To listen to the podcast on YouTube: bit.ly/EmergencyIntercomPodYT Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: bit.ly/EmergencyIntercom If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: bit.ly/EmergencyIntercom Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hey Spotify, this is Javi. My biggest passion is music. And it's not just sounds and instruments. It's more than that to me. It's a world full of harmonies with chillers. From streaming to shopping, of Emergency Intercom. Oh, hey. No, you left your voice in your room.

Go get your fucking voice. Well, you just did, so. You left your voice in your room. Go get your fucking voice. Well, you just did. You left your voice in your room. Go get it now. Go get it before we go. No. Should I just pick up what we were talking about? We were talking about being depressed per use.

And I was like, damn, I can't believe I've actually had my year of rest and relaxation. I also didn't even like think about it like that until you said that when you were like, you have fully had that. Yeah. And then I was like, oh, yeah, I literally did. Because because I read books, I want to set the record straight. I read books and I read them fast. And we'll insert a little clip of me reading my year, finishing my year of rest and relaxation in Japanapan because i was also in japan and you know i took a day to myself to just read books because i'm an intelligent being and i want to further my knowledge why are you as a man reading a book for girls

i think you know the answer to that because you're open-minded and loving because i'm a feminist um but i think that's also why it was hard for me to finish that book because I started that book and it genuinely made me feel crazy there was one other book that Orion had recommended to me which of course the books Orion is recommending to me make me feel batshit fucking crazy but there was like another book that she had given me and I couldn't finish it I remember starting it in New York and I was with a friend and I was like, I actually have to put this down because it is like fueling something in my brain that I'm like, I miss being like this.

And that's bad. And then that's how I felt with my year of rest and relaxation. Cause that's literally what I was doing. Not as gnarly. Cause I was fully just abusing like melatonin instead, which that's another crazy arc to think about. And that's also like, we kind of lightly mentioned kratom like that, like two weeks ago. But melatonin is another thing that I think it's

like way too normalized how like much it's pushed on young people. People take way too much melatonin one, you're not supposed to exceed five milligrams, the more you take, the less it affects you. And then on top of that if you take it for long enough it fucks up your sleep cycle so like after you get off of it and you're like oh i think i can sleep without it you can't sleep without it your body stops producing natural i think they make like baby melatonin yeah they make it for fucking babies which is actually so fucked up but um i used to use the fuck out of melatonin which was like a really gnarly like period because i was going up to like this is naughty naughty naughty do not do this but it

was like having such a little effect on me i was going up to like 80 milligrams of like melatonin like i literally was taking so many because that is at that point and it literally wouldn't work and i would just keep going at that point that is my year of rest and relaxation because she took a bunch of melatonin. She would be like, I took melatonin and obviously a bunch of other like drugs. But I would just like do that because I couldn't sleep and I was so depressed and I just wanted to go to sleep and I hated being up. And then like that started kind of in Miami. And then when I moved, it got like exponentially worse for the next year and a half, like 2018 to like mid 2019. And I would literally just.

What do you think caused it? So this really funny thing happened to me. Like, not only did I move and I was like in. I was just in love. And this person I kind of like, something happened to them. Like, but I don't, like, you know. Yeah. We've been to the same kind of parties.

Yeah. We celebrated. But on top of that, I was also just, like, a, like, dreadfully depressed teenager. Like, I think for as long as you knew me. It was so violent. Like, I was always like dude up until like i think even the age of 21 that's when like this like kind of layer of my body shed and i i'm like now like i still have my my downs but like not nearly as much as when i was younger

dude it was like so i i like can't believe why are you are you giving me a sexy look while i talk about being really depressed uh like to make me feel better it's so hot i can fix you um but what the fuck was i saying that's a knee slapper um but when i got to la it got really bad because i didn't have to fake in front of my parents anymore because in miami my parents would get on my ass and be like oh my fucking god bitch like who gives a fuck like get up and go do something and i'd be like fine so i would have to fake it and then that's also what started my like gnarly melatonin use because i was like dude i can't balance staying up all night i need to like like medicate myself to sleep, whatever became this whole thing. And then when I got to LA and it was really bad, I, here was my schedule.

I would wake up at the beautiful time of anywhere from four to 6 PM. And my favorite coffee shop closed at seven and was like a five minute drive from our apartment. So I would wake up, lay around for as much time as I had before like i i and also this is so evil but i like had a time because they turned off their espresso machines 30 minutes before closing so if i woke up at four i could just lay in bed for another hour and a half if inya missed this coffee it would be gnarly it was gnarly it was so dangerous and violent it was so bad and i didn't have an espresso machine or, like, a little cafetera because I was just, like,

a piece of shit. And I was like, I don't want to do anything. I just want to, like, get it and, like, not have to work for it. I just want everything that I need to sustain, like, partial life and, like, kill it there. What's also crazy is, like, all I was doing was sleeping and being mad depressed.

But, like, I still made time for that coffee. Like, don like don't talk i still was like don't talk to me before and you has her coffee um what's crazy is how many days of like life hanging out with y'all i miss also like i was just thinking about that like because i would wake up at like a good time yeah you've always been like a pretty early riser and then you wouldn't be up until six you were like you had just fallen asleep yeah by the time i was getting up so i would like wake up and just be so bored all day long until you got up and i had my like two hours with you before you but then like two hours a year two hours with me were dreadful because i was just so upset i i think i was still i wasn't the worst to be around.

But like, it was hard to be around me because like, I was so obviously it was it was like anything we said could be turned into a conversation about how depressed you are or not even like how depressed you are, but just how because I don't even think you labeled it as that then until later, but like early on, you were just like like i don't know what's going on yeah earlier i was just like i don't know why i feel like this and i don't want to be here and i won't say what i was saying but yeah my my thing i said like 18 times a day also like just scary because where i was mentally like it wasn't like a fun thing to hear because it was like so real that i was like not doing good so i literally was just it was i remember it was like so real that i was like not doing good so i literally was just it was i remember it was actually so fucking scary um hearing you say that shit because i was like

she fucking means that like she literally means that um and so yeah i would wake up and then i would order an egg sandwich from earth cafe which was like uh like that like fluffy like italian bread and it would just be scrambled eggs mayonnaise spinach and tomatoes we need to bring back earth cafe yeah because earth cafe like is awesome because it is literally like npc food like it's like although they're mediterranean plate that shit rips like that shit is good but like for the most part eating there is literally like what it might feel to be a Sims character. And you're like, I'm hungry. And then someone just, like, fills up your bar.

Like, that's what eating at Earth Cafe tastes like. It's just sustenance. But, yeah, so I would get an egg sandwich from Earth Cafe. And then I would go right back into my room and rot there for another five to six hours, like watching YouTube videos. And God knows what else just sitting in my fucking room and doing nothing until like 7 a.m. Or like sometimes I would just like pop some melatonin, be like, I don't want to be up anymore. And then I would go back to sleep and then wake up. And I did that every day, like without fail.

I did that every day for like way too long it was crazy um i also do think like living in that dark ass apartment didn't help that fucking building sucked balls like our windows we were like oh my god we have such beautiful big windows but they were like the bubble and gas inside had expanded and it made them like super fucking foggy and you couldn't see out of them, and it wouldn't let sunlight in, so it was just dark and dingy all the fucking time. And then the room, or the window in my room, actually, I don't think ever got sunlight.

No. Like, if we wanted sunlight. Your room was so dark. It was so bad. And then that's why I, like, loved coming to this house, because my window, I mean mean my room is the brightest room I think ever invented and created like it's borderline a glass house and I don't put my blinds down ever I don't have curtains because I think curtains and blinds are evil and you should rise with the Sun

And be the naked neighbor and let them all see you naked Also, what helps is like I don't want to give the layout of our whole house away but since your windows they already know from youtube uh since your windows aren't like towards the street like it doesn't really matter but like i think about that all the time i'm like if like i've like been outside but you're also a girl and men are fucking terrifying i know so i'm just like literally like petrified also like recently when i'm high in my room i swear someone's looking in my windows like it got so girl they're not in your windows they're in your walls you're schizophrenic the bugs are under your skin right now you need

to claw them out always swear someone's in my fucking like no there last night or two nights ago i genuinely thought someone got into the house like something i was like i was this is the annoying part about having like really good intuition is that when i'm high i'm like my intuition is always right i know this is happening also last night um i was messaging someone on facebook market about like the chairs we want yeah and he was like oh i do like delivery like via door dash Where do you stay? And I like told him the area we stay in, not like our address, but like the name of the area. And he goes, oh, I'm there too.

I could easily get there, get them there or something like that. And last night at 1 a.m. Also, what the fuck is this set up on Facebook market? I've never used it on my laptop. But when you get a message, it like rings every like two minutes. It like will pop back up on the screen and ring. And like, I'm like, I don't know if he's poking me or like what the, I don't know how fucking Facebook works.

Facebook pokes, oh my God. Do they still have pokes on Facebook? I don't know, cause I never used Facebook. What the fuck was that feature? What was that feature? It's like, I'm too nervous. I don't know what to say. Like hopefully if I poke you, you'll say hi to me.

Oh, so it's like a tap on Grindr. Oh, what? Yeah. It's like, I'm too nervous. I don't know what to say. Like, hopefully if I poke you, you'll say hi to me. Oh, so it's like a tap on Grindr. Oh, what? Yeah. It's like, you're beautiful. I'm going to tap you. No taps. Don't fucking tap me. Message me.

Don't message me some bullshit. Are those like some bios or like, don't tap? Yeah, exactly. That's funny. Mask for masks. Don't tap. I am. But yeah, I was like really convinced that he was gonna like that somehow he got my address um from my facebook account and that like he was hacking me and like gonna pull up to my room yesterday and i was really scared yeah he got your address i mean

he probably i was so scared i turned off my laptop and went to sleep like that's how scared i was the thing is is he probably key logged your laptop and got your address and all your information and he's probably just been like casing out the joint recently and the person you heard inside the house was probably him finding out the layout of the house so he can get you oh so he could deliver the chairs and put them where they're supposed to go no so he can get you get me what oh get me the chairs yes so just be just be careful um yeah i like um have been thinking somebody's after me and you're such a psycho like i literally yesterday i had such like a like i had like a or maybe it was two days ago i had like a full body like i was like like something changed inside of me because this used to piss me off and i've

shifted my mind frame on it and i used to piss me off and I've shifted my mind frame on it and I used to think it was like an insult to my intelligence and an insult to like everything I am as a being but when you're like did you lock the door like can you make sure you lock the door I'm like yes I fucking locked the door it was locked 0.5 seconds ago and it used to piss me off but something changed in me and now I'm just a good person and i recognize that my friend is a fucking freakazoid i know you didn't realize i was actually crazy and i like it we've again we've talked about this but it is like debilitating how i think doors don't lock when i lock them or anybody locks them but like it's definitely part of the part of my brain that it's like if you want to do it if it's going to get done and you want it right, you got to do it yourself.

And like the part of my brain that like feeds into like. That you're smarter and have a bigger ego than everybody. Like nobody understands that doors don't lock. No one else in this room knows that when you lock a door and turn around, you have to check it 20 times. I'm the only one who knows that information in this room. It's real. It's real. But yeah. yeah i'm the only one who knows that information in this room it's real um it's real but yeah i

and then also i do this thing where like i'll check if the front door is like bolted and locked and like we we literally have like an insane lock we have like 14 locks on our front door and we didn't even like we moved in and it had locks all over the front door and there was a lock there is a lock on the outside of my bedroom door so that whoever was in there, probably a demonic spirit. There were blood handprints on the inside of the closet. You remember seeing them. There was something fucked up going on in that bedroom. And honestly, I think me having such a bright and light spirit moving in there made the spirits or demons or whatever move out.

And I'm just such a good person that I was able to do that. But yeah, who the fuck lock what are you locking in that room from the outside your child yeah but there's a balcony door that doesn't lock from the outside well it was like it had the landlord special when we first moved in where it was like shut sealed shut from the paint yeah um but yeah um sometimes at night i go to lock the door and i think somebody's already inside behind me like even though i just locked it like that's how deep it goes like i'll go to like lock the doors again and it's like fucking mega bolted like literally a human being would have to break through the door itself to get inside and even though it's like that i turn my back and i am

convinced somebody is inside right behind me and i have to run to my room. Damn. Yeah. Well, I've been watching this new show that like, I'm like, why is no one fucking talking about this? Because it's actually like so sick. But has anybody seen Squid Game? What? You mean like one of the biggest shows like that ever aired on Netflix? Yeah, like Squid Game. It's like this small little thing that I've been checking out recently. And then I stumbled upon another show called Strangest Thing.

No, no, it's Stranger Things. And you know someone in the show. So I don't know what like... The craziest thing is there's a song in it called Running Up That Hill by Laururen hill that became the biggest song ever made and she made it for this for this show like you know a lot but you know so little so like what's happening because you know these shows and things exist but like your information i just don't know what you're talking about because like i wouldn't know if i knew it you know what i'm saying the strangest thing the strangest thing about it all someone said that never mind who was that no no there was someone that like we like a random fucking person maybe it was like an uber driver or something said that oh we were in the hotel in miami in the lobby and someone was like damn

that's just the strangest thing is finn walked out and vended a year and i was like oh my fucking god that is so sick you know what's funny is they probably didn't even correlate that they were making that joke like they literally were just like that is like because that was a random ass fucking hotel for y'all yeah like i placed them in a hotel in like havana littleavana, which is a lit ass area. But for tourists, is it like the most popping? Ooh, na-na. Because that's like the one hotel in that area.

That hotel was fucking insane because it was smaller than our podcast set and it slept four people apparently. And it was the messiest. Like we were walking on three inches of debris every night to get to our fucking bed. Dude, it smelled so bad in our room. It was disgusting so disgusting you know what it is i thought those rooms were bigger but the all the like king and queen rooms are like really nice there i don't know why they even have those like quad ones

but also if you want to let me stay for free and like i can review it and like give a good review and lie it was a nice hotel no it is a nice any hotel that like uses the labo or asap i'm like yeah i'm in yeah it was like a nice ass hotel but i think what it is is that's like a kid's room that you get and you put your kids in there and then you're across the hall so you can have sex with your um partner that fully is it or it's for the friend groups who go to miami and come back and nobody's friends anymore yeah what. What's up with that? I've been thinking about that. I've been thinking about that, actually.

Yeah. Because Miami changes people. Miami brings out demons in people that they didn't previously know about. You can just be hedonistic and nice and evil. Right. Not me, though. Never me. Not our friend group, though.

Right. So was that good or just, like, whatever? Was that good or just whatever? Like, is that a good price or whatever? Like, whatever the fuck price. It's just, like, whatever. It's good. We've recorded four days in a row and I have nothing else to say.

Yeah. I think people who say that they, like, enjoy tea, like, drinking tea, are fucking lying. Like, you are fucking lying. No, but, like, it's tea. That's they like enjoy tea, like drinking tea are fucking lying. Like you are fucking lying. No, but like it's tea. That's like tea, sis. Like I love drinking tea. Like Hermit the Frog drinking his tea. Like the tea.

I'm going to say my tea emoji. Dude, the Kermit the Frog. Wait, is there like a video of like the puppet Kermit drinking tea and that's where that started? Like why did like the frog emoji and the tea emoji become like a joint unit? I don't know. But that era of Twitter where Kermit the frog was like the reaction meme to everything is actually so embarrassing to look back on. And like I was a part of it. Oh, it's because he was in a Lipton tea commercial.

So this is the whole thing thing let me sip my tea and then like i can't i literally can't jim henson literally was like freaking the fuck out in the afterlife when this was rolling in his goddamn grave do you remember the dark cloaked um dude yes i feel like that's still like a thing. I don't know. Oh my God. Yeah, Hermit the Crab era. Why can't I fucking say Kermit the Frog? Yeah. I don't even remember like the punchline set up to that one. It's like me talking to my evil self. Me, seize a fluffy dog.

Me to me, steal him. 22,000 retweets. Save all that stuff. Oh my God, I tweeted this. It's at Anya oh my god our landlord calls me philip and in your arm she called you arm i know a r m arm like justin bieber she'll just like give us like nicknames and like not call us and then she like comes to the front door and she's like hi drew like hi drew but on the phone she's like philip and then she like comes to the front door and she's like hi drew

like hi drew but on the phone she's like philip and then i literally heard her call you fucking arm i don't think you're hearing me she called you arm and your name is india like it's insane i because she she usually calls me on like she'll just call me on and then i'm like i'm like okay i understand that like not everybody can say my name but on is like that's a first but it's literally i think it's because she's too lazy to get it all out like she's just like i literally love her so much i know she's awesome because she's just like i don't know she's like so classic like she's just older woman takes care of herself and like dresses up for like and she loves uh she loves i think she was nervous about

like having kids move into her place and then she like every once in a while just come by for like a maintenance and shit also the other thing is she just lets herself in i know she just comes i don't think it's legal but i find it endearing because she is like mother like she's like yeah i don't mind because she's like a sweet like older woman yeah you do you yeah but we have our beef because she's a landlord but like she woman yeah you do you yeah but we have our beef because she's a landlord but like she's awesome she also is awesome because when azul went missing um she i think she kind of felt guilty for it because what happened was when the painters were in the house cleaning she kept going in and out and leaving the doors open along with the painters um and then

azul got out during that um and she saw me freak the fuck out and be like oh my fucking god my cat's gone um and now every time she comes in or when people are working on the house she's always like close the door close the door close the door close the door they have a cat in here close the door and like she's really on it and like we'll go like when they were redoing the whole like complex she like kept going to the guys to come in and like look around to fix things she was like close the door behind you and then like for any balcony she would tell them like you have to ask her when you could come because she has a cat tell her we need guests on this podcast so fucking bad we're talking about our landlord right now like what are we talking about what are we doing what is going on um well i thought it was awesome i think it's awesome too

but i'm just like i took myself out of it and put myself in their shoes and hearing someone talk about their bro everybody has a landlord and knows about kermit the frog sipping tea though relatable um i actually don't give a fuck at this point and i don't care who hears this but i think we should talk about the jayden smith hangout stories um because i was thinking about them the other day and i was like that was insane like that era was fucking insane it was like peak jayden smith being like i don't even know everybody being obsessed with yeah everybody being obsessed with him and like, everybody being obsessed with him. And like him just saying the most like cryptic shit online.

And like people eating it up and being like, what the fuck does he mean by that? And literally being one of the most famous people in the world. And one day we were kind of just like casually hanging out. I don't know. It was just like in a big group setting and he was there. We were at a friend's house. Yeah. And we were're showing him their music and we just so happened to be there so we like met him yeah and also what's his name was with him moises moises arias was with him and had a giant which i thought was really wholesome endearing and cute and had a giant um louis vuitton duffel bag with him with like god knows what it was like the biggest bag

i've ever seen in my life um but anyways we like go upstairs we're hanging out for a little bit he is literally sitting in the window like fucking batman like perched up just like silhouetted by the moonlight yeah jayden is like silhouetted by the moonlight and he's just like saying the craziest shit i think i've ever heard anybody ever say in my life and he was just talking about like not to air too much of his business out but like he was talking about the schools he went to and like what they did at those schools and i was like what they learned yeah and i was like oh this is some like actually like demonic la like whatever like this is crazy granted i had just moved here and i'm from shit ass nowhere texas and i was

completely culture shocked by someone going to a school that wasn't that learns magic like you're learning magic at the school like that makes no sense his school was like super based in like it was literally the school of magic like he was telling me that they would like do magic under the stairs this is also when he was a fucking kid like we have to preface we don't know this person like we've met him maybe twice and like i guarantee he doesn't even remember my face but yeah so he just kept going especially your face because it's like so forgettable and i'm oh wow wow bitch wow um but anyways he was sitting and just like telling he like commanded the room, obviously,

because he's fucking Jaden Smith. And everybody was like, you're Jaden Smith, you're Karate Kid. Like, this is crazy. We will listen. Yeah, we're going to listen to this. And he was sitting there. And then he started going on about this giant like amulet sitting on his fucking chest. And it was like a necklace.

It was like the biggest thing I've ever seen anybody have on like their body and he was just explaining it was like it's a quartz crystal wrapped in copper and he was saying that this is like a gps locator for satellites in space that like if he ever gets lost they can beam down and like find him from this GPS device sitting on his chest. And it was like, but it wasn't like. It's like an iPhone. Yeah, it was like. No, he literally, he made that comment. He was like, he was like, what nobody realizes is we've always had iPhones.

Humans have always had iPhones. I mean, he's not wrong. Like he isn't wrong. He's not wrong. Because like for every generation, they've had something that they were like, this is like the like most like interconnected, like piece of technology we have at the moment like this is what keeps us connected and he was like if you go all the way back something as simple as like a rock with like like something written on it was someone's iphone that was their everything that was like what kept

their information so he was actually spitting fucking bars but at the time i was like that's pretty freshly 18 and he had been talking for two hours and i was like what the fuck is he talking about and why are we listening i'm so scared i was like this is la and moises kept asking what was in my backpack because he had a big backpack they were bonding over their backpack he just kept asking me what's in your backpack and i was like nothing he just wanted to be able to show it was inside his yeah but i was just like he was like freaking me the fuck out because we also when we listen wait but let me before we move on from the crystal around his neck just if you zoom in on the motherboard of an iphone it is made of like crystal and copper and shit so like he's kind of right but

yes i didn't mean to say that but um like he just kept asking what was in my backpack also i don't know why we're being like our like our friends like it we we had gone to fucking brockhampton's house yeah because ian was like oh come listen to the album and we were like okay yes yeah we're the biggest stands ever it was like saturation too it was literally like i was like this is what being in la is about. This is fucking lit. And we went to their house. This is a big fucking moment. And we were like, cool, we're just going to sit here and listen to the album. And then they're all like, he's here.

And we're like, who's here? And then they're like, Jaden Smith is here. And he pulls up. He pulls up in a fucking giant GMC. And everybody goes outside to greet him. Except we stayed in the room, I think, with Matt. Because we were all like, I'm too scared to go out there. And I didn't.

This wasn't where I thought my night was going. It he's here he like he's here it was like it was ominous almost and like they like went out and like got him and whatever and then we ended up in like romil's room at the time it was like the studio yeah so it was like this small room and like the whole band wasn't in there. It was literally like, I think like Matt, Ian, Merlin, Romil, Jane and Smith, Moises, and then us. And then me and you. And listen to this, too. Oh, I love this part. This is my favorite part of the story.

It was in a dark room. Like the darkest room. They turned off the lights. It was the darkest room I've ever been in. I don't know what the vibe was. But I was just hyped because i was like i get to listen to this album but obviously i'm like an 18 year old who's like now like from miami like sitting in like kind of interacting with i think that was like the first

like famous person i had really interacted with so i was just like sitting there dead silent and not being able to enjoy myself all the way because I felt like I was being perceived by this like new human I was interacting with who I knew is like one of the most he was he's like fucking Jaden Smith so we were just like sitting there listening to this album and then we're like okay we're like all getting comfortable and we're like this is okay like it's not that deep the room is dark we can enjoy ourselves and like freak the fuck out that we're listening to this awesome album for the first time and then all of a sudden you just hear like like a like like a flash like you know like really big flashes how you can hear them winding up from electricity and it literally it genuinely

blinded us like i was disoriented like it was a call of duty flashbang like you throw a flashbang in a room it's like and like, like, your ears are ringing, and you're, like, trying to, like, get into this album. And also, like, at the same time, it's like... But Moises Arias is flashbanging you. It's literally, like, this small kind of foggy room because, like, someone had smoked in it or something. Like, I don't know why there was smoke in it.

Like, it felt like it was a foggy room. And it was just Moises going around, like, to everyone to get their reactions. It was like... I want those photos so bad i want literally a men in black device yes it was wiping our memory from the album so we couldn't leak it it was literally so insane like literally like and then it's just like like also just so over simulating because it's like saturation era just like like it's just so much i would argue that saturation 2 is my favorite album but like of the three but simply it was just so much dude it was literally fucking insane and me and drew like we thought that's when we thought it was over we were like okay now jayden smith's gonna leave but no but then we all got brought up to the seminar in the big room upstairs

and then he spoke to us for like two hours and i mean like yeah like the iphone thing like he said about just stuff that if now i heard like a young jayden smith saying that i'd be like this kid is way too intelligent for his time like he like he has too much to think about um but at the time i was so greened out i was like what the fuck is this and then moises is like grabbing at my fucking purple bag which also was like why did that purple bag give me so much attention from like random men when i was like i know like in that era because you had the pussy wagon um and i was but i was given that by somebody yeah it was hanging off that bag and people were like, oh, damn.

She knows shit. She's so different. Yeah, she knows. But yeah, he was like, what's in your bag? And I was like, I don't know. She knows Beyonce and Lady Gaga telephone. She knows. I was like, I don't know.

Garbage. And he was like, let me see. And I was like, get away. I wasn't saying get away, but I was literally like, like dude you're so high and you're freaking me out and i watched you a lot as a kid and now you're like really proud to get right back and have he's the most interesting human i've ever seen like interact in rooms yeah i like i i really want to like have one-to-one conversations with him because like it was mainly them talking to us but like i wish i was able to just like inquire a little bit and just dig a little

deeper, especially into Moises areas. Also his boxed water shit was actually so advanced and really sick. Does he own boxed water? Is it just water? Really? I think he owns boxed water, not boxed water.

I think it's the blue one. Oh yeah. The blue one. It's not boxed water, but still like his water company was really advanced and he was like doing shit in like flint michigan when still no one has ever done shit for it and he was just out there giving out free water which was so fucking sick but yeah his uh his whole mission with that i was like damn that's really cool is it still a thing just water yeah yeah i i have it

at the coffee shop i like in miami carries it so yeah, I'd put a few dollars in Jaden's pocket because I just like still fuck with him. Yeah, he's just a boy. Like buy your friend's stuff and their products and their services. Don't ask for it for free. That's what we do with Jaden. I wish we could. I would love to have another conversation with him. But yeah, that was like the most insane thing.

We could easily worm our way into a room with him somehow yeah that was like the most we could easily worm our way into a room with him somehow yeah we're like fucking parasites but he would know he would be like who are these freaks like i don't remember them yeah or maybe he does who knows but yeah that was like the most insane thing i'd ever witnessed because i was like i'm literally watching jayden smith like go on a tangent that i honestly didn't have the intelligence to keep up with and i was so that was like my most overstimulated night like i had ever had in my life especially after being flashback the iphone thing's really interesting we yeah i know it literally is such a good take like it's true like we have always like

like humans crowding around a fire yeah looking at the fires tell everyone looking at tiktok on the couch like it's the same thing it goes back he was literally on his shit the uh the inherent and incessant need um the inherent incessant not primal but um what's it called a royal blooded need to have entertainment while i feast and that's what i do i eat and i can't eat until I watch television. And that's from my royal blood. That's what you think? My colonial blood. Colonism is here

to separate us. You didn't even say it right. You're the worst colonizer. Colonism? Colonism. It's like in the guts it's in your colon I'm in your guts

Drew appropriating colonizer culture right now and failing at it I know you like don't even know shit about you don't know shit well I just bought

like 36 houses in Japan in a really run down neighborhood so I could rent them out like I'm doing what I was

put here to do what you were put here to do everybody who is a landlord you could trace them back to evil. Yeah. Except our landlord. Except for... I mean, but even still, she has her moments where she's mean as fuck. She's a bit evil.

Yeah, but, like, you can't stand a landlord fully. But just don't say anything to me when I am a landlord. It's in my cards. I'm going to be real. Actually, I could never do that to someone. I got to be... I have a landlord. It's in my cards. I'm going to be real. Actually, I could never do that to someone. I have to clarify. I could never do that to anybody. Oh, my God.

It's just so much fucking piss. Oh, also, I want to say it, but the last time I saw Moises was at an arcade, and he was going in on the boxing thing oh it's literally you know the video of me running up and hitting it he literally saw us doing that i was like that looks fucking fun and that's why we need to hang out with him because he gets it fully get it like he would be able to hang i feel because he literally saw us running around and fucking hitting the shit out of it and then when we all, he like went and started like hella playing with it.

And he was there before us and nobody had touched that machine. Oh my God, I want him on the fucking podcast now. That's our first guest. All right, listen everybody. People would be like, cool, but like, where is Orion and Josh? No, no, listen, listen, listen.

Everybody, clip that last thing and say Drew and Inya on Jaden Smith. Blow it the fuck up so we can have a point of contact with Jaden Smith. Don't do that. But you could clip it if you want and post it. But don't feel the pressure to. You can't because I'm going to legally go after you and get it taken down. I'll just text my friend and be like, yo, link me with this person.

Link me. Let's link. Link and build. Yeah, let's link and build. I want to get you at a table outside of air one and pick your brain that's i'm gonna start saying to people i want to go get some food at the hot bar and sit outside of this is my go-to i just love the way you see the world like you just see it so so how So. So how? So good. So differently. Your viewscape on the way we live is just so.

Are you kidding? I was trying to mimic that one guy that I was showing you on TikTok. That like the male gaze guy. Oh, yeah. Right. Right. Right. Right. We won't get into that. When will yeah. Right. Right. Right. Right. We won't get into that.

When will we move past? Right. Right. I don't think ever. I think it's in our vocabulary forever. Right. Just like Yas is in my vocabulary till the day I die. Oh, fuck.

I just said a Kanye lyric. I'm a Texas guy till the day I die. You didn't though. Now you did. Fuck. Do you want to cut it or like Cut it.

Cut it. You like are giving like your brain is fully fucking empty right now. It's just because I've spoken so much. What did that what did that say?

45 minutes. Oh, because I missed it. I just saw that. I love my little app app you know kai wait can i show them yeah so we don't like so we have kind of like an idea of how long we've been recording for there's no way you can see that kai has this little app that shows you he'll hold it up and he'll hold it up for like three minutes and we're obviously looking at it and he's just holding well like that's the hard part is because like we want to be able to acknowledge that we've looked at it without being like okay cool kai you can put your phone down recording and i'm not fucking joking yeah i can see that it has been

that gets me every single time without fail i guess kai because he somehow thinks it's gonna be his fault and he gets like scared wait but the way red means recording what the fuck are you doing have you ever seen the youtube channel red means recording no but i i like actually can't wait to play fortnite opn what was that what what was red means recording it's uh that like unlocked something in my brain wasn't that like music What was that? What? What was Red Bean's recording? It's a current YouTube channel. That unlocks something in my brain. It's a current music YouTube channel. The key of awesome.

The key of awesome. Is that not like a really old YouTube channel? It's probably like seven years old, but he still posts today and his content still fucking Is that fucking up the audio? Like you doing that? I don't give a fuck. I think it's going to sound good. It's going to sound cool.

Thank you. Oh my God. Bro, you're being a B word right now. You're not even brave enough. And I'm not going to say it because I love you. Dude, what is this episode? Like what is happening? There's like going to be so much to be cut because we're just dead.

I don't think so. I actually think it's a good one. I actually don't. This is the best episode we've ever recorded. I was like, this is a really good one. Yeah. You're a really good one in bed sometimes. But you just don't have a gauge of when you're good.

Yeah, I don't have a gauge because I'm fucking straight, bitch. You would have a gauge. What? G-A-Y-G-E. Well, I'm a G-A-Y-M-E-R gamer. So let's talk about it. You're like not though. I wouldn't consider either of us actually like to be gamers

because playing Fortnite is like, it's like what it used to mean when you only played like Call of Duty. Like I don't think if you only play Call of Duty and Fortnite, you get to consider yourself a gamer. Well, now Ih on my steam deck i i wouldn't consider that that's like playing solitaire like you're not you're not serving there's more thought to it it's like chess and the more you learn about it also i was playing chess does not make you a fucking gamer it makes you a fucking nerd ass loser loser you're a loser i i can't do anything do you see how i'm treated i just have hobbies and i want to put a label on myself this is why i can't label

myself because people don't let me label i'm labeling you for you you're a fucking nerd bitch true also you have a victim complex and i have a giant cock like what's the fucking difference like i'm confused like i really don't know the difference. Victim complex, giant penis. Like, they're synonymous. They are pretty synonymous. Well, the new Fortnite update is fucking lit. Also, I've been getting into Pokemon VCG, which is just competitive Pokemon. And it's fucking lit. It's fucking lit.

Video game lit. You saw me watching it yesterday. I know. And I was into it. I was like on the couch, like lean forward watching because it's like nail biting. It's like sports. I've also been watching so much basketball. I have to read this.

This is like the funniest thing I've ever read in my life. And you didn't really have a reaction to it when I read it out loud. But I was like, damn, this is like a banger. Like, damn. Well, I got two actually. I got two. reaction to it when i read it out loud but i was like damn this is like a banger like damn well i got two actually i got two um you didn't have a reaction to what i sent you last night that literally made me crack the fuck up i've been on a really crazy snl like like see this is that's why because i don't have other social medias i've become the most generic human in terms of consumption i'm literally watching snl well no because it's fair because Kiki Palmer tour and they're finally going with like green out humor because they saw Please Don't Destroy is like doing numbers online.

So they were just like, oh, this is what the younger generation wants to see. And like, who fucking cares about all the old dying freaks? Like, this is what we're going to start doing. And that is what all the cast members of SNL said, which is actually like kind of fucked up for them to say they don't give a fuck about their older like audience and they want them to die. Yeah. But they should. So we'll see if we'll see if they correct that. But yeah.

Kiki Palmer. I think we did. We talked about that yesterday. I don't know. But she at this point, when this goes up, it's going to be so old. Fucking destroyed. I know. She's so good.

She's hilarious. Like this is her moment. Yeah. All of the skits she was in i don't know if you've seen any of them are so fucking funny there was another one i watched last night that i hadn't seen that like was really fucking good she's just been so good but show the thing that made you crack up i'm sorry the reason men can't satisfy y'all sexually no more is because y'all are overdoing it with these toys stop tasering your pussy every

night it's damaging the nerves and feelings yeah and tasering that's not wing bodying tasering does it say tasering yeah that's fucking awesome no like literally i'm not kidding okay i was gonna say something crazy but i'm not gonna say that but once you go to like wing bot going back to analog is really difficult like it's just like it's unnecessary it's like it's like having a car and then being like i'm gonna take my bike eight miles today it's like no but i'm hungry and like i can get to the store in like three minutes. That analogy is so sick. Do you think that it actually does like desensitize stuff? Because like I was talking to my friend about this

and she was like, yeah, I use my vibrator and I'm a little bit concerned about being able to have normal sex. I don't think so because I still have enjoyable sex like when it's not included in the picture yeah like i don't think so but what i was gonna say is i tapped into analog not that long ago i was like i still got it like this shit's i can still tap in i can still tap into analog when need be because okay they need to figure out how to make vibrators with an undying battery. Like, I don't give a fuck if you have to put lead in there. Like, anything so that I don't have to plug it in.

Why do I have to plug it in? That's so crazy. Lead, lead. Like, I don't care what you got to put in there. Lithium. Yeah. Like, give me a lithium battery. Give me something I can't put on an airplane.

And I'll just buy one for different locations. Respect, respect. This is also awesome. Hey, my sister is thinking about getting her nipples pierced. I know you're not Photoshopped, so is she allowed to see yours? I'm for real just going to show her my phone. She won't let me see. I just offered because I'm taking her,

and she's complaining about how all these models' photos are fake as fuck. It doesn't affect me either way, so it's up to you. I don't care. I just told her I know some females who have them and i could try so this dude hit up a girl trying to get pictures of her tits and on his snapchat and was like using that as an example that's so funny i fucking love i used to want my nipples pierced so badly it was the finsta era i know i still kind of want it should we go get our nipples pierced and belly button pierced i want my hairy disgusting belly pierced so bad we should do it before we go to spring like literally now is the time to do it because the problem is every summer rolls around and i'm

like i wish my fucking belly button was pierced but then the problem is you can't go in pools and like do all the fun stuff and also the sweat makes it like more prone to infection and that's my biggest fear with like piercings is getting an infection so now would be the time because it's all cold and you're going to be bundled up and you're not going to be all sweaty and nasty yeah although like if you i guess we would literally have to get it next week because yeah during its healing process we'll be in really cold places and i think wearing too tight of clothes is bad for it because it like will tug tug it I would be the bitch to get a fucking belly button piercing and rip my shirt off and it fucking rips through my navel. Or your fucking belly button falls off.

It turns into an outie and just shrivels off. You know if you poke, if you're a guy and you poke your belly button you can feel it in your penis tip. Try it, Kai. What? What did you say? Poke your belly button. Really hard. Oh, I think I'm... Oh, what the fuck i know

whoa crazy i you try it see if you feel it anywhere okay we're literally sexually satisfying ourselves we have to stop i know i'm like i have to go and i'm like digging in my fucking skirt we have to start all right well um oh okay i'm gonna show you the clip and you're not gonna think it's funny like but i think i thought it was so funny because it's so bad. This like joke that was on SNL. It literally made me crack up because this was like, this was like a, like a barning moment, but it was like so funny because he really believed in this joke.

It's so stupid. A new study finds that frogs in the rainforest have a higher pitch call than urban frogs. A study also finds that female frogs be shopping. I hate that. And the whole crowd is kind of like, oh. Him saying, I stand by that joke. Like, immediately. That joke fucking sucked.

Like, you know, you wrote it and was like, that's not the best i've ever done but for some reason it's so good like respect but i have one more little thing no i can't do that no okay okay yeah you can if you want but should i just start going into media oh i've heard we're doing media okay um well let's get into media um was my like um whisper really warm um yeah and i I felt it on my hand. I tried not to make it warm. Well, you made it warm, so. Little boxes on the hilltop.

Little boxes made of ticky. Remember what you're fighting for. Little boxes on the hilltop. And traffic. And suburbia. And a 95. Remember, that's what you're fighting for what are you saying it makes perfect sense to me little boxes on the hill okay i'm gonna give this album away i've been listening to it for a very long time um it is charles step, Step on Step.

I really like that album has been just on rotation for the past few weeks. It's really good. It's really sweet. Just a good listen. And it's really long. So it's like an hour and 17 minutes. And that's what I've been listening to in the car. And then also this song just reminds me. I've already said it, but like it like reminds me of like looking out the train window in Japan and just being like, damn, life is so sweet.

We were in Japan. When you just live it to love the people you love and learn to get what? Because you said we were in Japan. And like, I don't know, it just made me think of everything in such a sweet way but can't get it out of my head by electric like orchestra i also just love the color because i have these but i really have been wanting for so long a pair of glittery like dorothy like super dorothy ones but i can only find costume ones ever and then like muumuu makes like silver ones like but i need like these i need

ripetto ripetto if you're listening i need you to make these in glitter and i know maybe you're worried because like they might not sell the shoes they might not sell as well because like for somebody to own like glittery dorothy shoes is a big statement but i will get a pair so that's all that matters is if you sell one and i will buy them yeah and i'll be happy and i you know what to make it worth your while i'll buy i'll buy two i'll buy one in this size and then one in a bigger size so that i could put thicker longer socks so now you have two sales on your hand so think about that yeah you have two sales on your hand if they go on sale right because they're way too expensive right um okay

so my media is bad vibes by palmistry and blade and isabel loves story um that's a cool song also um wait where the fuck is that at oh no um hold on i've been listening to um trent resner and anarchist ross again um and sugar storm is still a fantastic song it's actually my top song of 2022 sugar storm is and then it's a little lost by arthur russell hyper valid by which is so funny because i like i guess a lot of your music i don't hear you play because you play it in your room yeah and also when i'm back in texas yeah but yeah i discovered arthur russell what um crystal by afx twin and then the fifth is such is Such Great Heights Remastered by the Postal Service, which I love that that's in my top five.

And then I've been playing Pokemon. And why is my voice doing that? I feel like I sound like I'm about to start crying. I'm not. I'm just so sad and emotional. Oh, my God. Get over yourself. And then.

It made it onto my top list uh songs too so that was both like yeah but mine was my number two that was not my number two my number two was it's a rap by mariah carey my top five is like so funny it's waters of march by art garfunkel it's a rap by mariah carey healing by todd uh runed grin which is really fucking annoying because two of those songs are in Worst Person in the Fucking World. So I watched that movie and was like,

God, those songs are so good. And I listened to them so much. I Would Die for You by Prince, which is no shocker because that was like my song. I would die for you. I need to make a new edit of the whole year footage.

I'm surprised Wild Horse couldn't love you more. John Martin. It was like, it's number seven because number six is oh my love number seven actually is mercury by steve lacy then fuck all night by jay-z and then wild horses by pre-fab i might post this um i might take out all of my really deep cuts because i'm a piece of shit and I don't want everybody to have what I listen to because I am a gatekeeping cunt. But I might like maybe make a little public playlist. Nice.

If you're fucking lucky, bitch. So after Such Great Heights, it's Hotel Breakfast by Blade. It's Not Up To You by Bjork. True Love Will Find You In The End by Daniel Johnston. And Chroma Key Dreamcoat by boards of canada um i think my top artist was boards of canada which is fucking lit so annoying as you mentioning that daniel johnson song just remind reminded me i had josh cracking the fuck up because i kept singing it wrong on person on purpose and in person all right bye guys what do you mean

what is do you know what on person means I have no idea what that means one day when you say something to me I'm just gonna

fucking deck you in the wiener no see that's I love that oh but I kept messing up the lyrics and be like did you know

that's actually what the word said and he was for some reason that was making him so laugh I was like true love will

never find you in the end like did you know that's what he said and then he just for some reason that was making him crack up and i'm like bro you've never listened to the fucking song we'll find you in the end all right um damn well thank you guys up until true love will find you in the end this is a promise with a catch

only if you're looking will it find you inside the light the light dude it honestly sounds so good. Thank you. True love will find you in the end. You just laughed. Bye.