Emergency Intercom - episode one hundred and eighty six

Episode Date: April 4, 2025

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You haven't been hungover in like a long time, or no? No, I haven't been hungover in probably like five years, four years. That is so insane. Because I'm with Kai. Like my last like hangover was like a year ago at this point. That's also a complete lie. I was like, I've been on my medicine since August.

So like before then, I think actually right before I got the last, the call I had with my psychiatrist when he prescribed Prozac, I was suffering the worst hangover. Like, because the night before I had so many drinks, like hanging out with Orion, and I kind of was like so happy to hear that I couldn't drink anymore because I was like, thank God, because I, to me now, like, or even at that point, too many drinks was, I had four drinks within the span of like four hours.

And I think I had like half or a sip of the fifth drink. And I was like, and I ate a big meal and like drank a bunch of water and had electrolytes before I went to sleep. And I still woke up like. Like. Was definitively the last time you drank the sidewalk thing. I think so.

I think that was it. That was like the last time I like drank, drank. Like, what did you experience when you were like passed out or was it just like completely it was darkness. No, I was screaming in my head. I've said this a billion times. I was literally screaming, like call an ambulance. Like, please.

I was like fully lucased inside my brain. I remember you were saying that like, you felt like you couldn't even like project. Now looking back at that, it is insane. And I'm like, holy shit. That's why now when I meet a 21 year old or a 22 year old, it sounds like such an annoying old head thing to say, but I genuinely look at them and I'm like,

wow, you are like, you're young to me. I look at me at 21 and I'm like, Oh my God, because now as an adult, I'd be like fucking call an ambulance. Like, I'm still, I feel still very young. I feel like I still have growing pains when I go to sleep. Oh no, literally. Yeah, I think, well, I'm only 30, so I feel like there's still some growing. No, literally. I know. Yeah, I think. Well, I'm only 30, so I feel like there's still some growing. No, I'm not kidding. I'm like the last year I have felt like a teenager in a way I can't

describe. And I'm like, Jesus fucking Christ. Like, I'm like, Oh, my God, I thought I remember at 22. I have a TikTok somewhere where it was like, me being like, I can feel I feel my age now, 22 or like, some dramatic thing. It was 25. No, that, cause 25 is actually when I was like, that was when I was like, oh God. That's when the brain develops. And that's when I started to feel like a teenager again. And I was like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Like the year before that, I was like, I am so,

I've got it figured out. And then it just. Well, I still buy shoes that are a little bit too big because I'm going to grow into them because they're full of sand. So he can have a sand pocket. You low key should do that. You should find one of those YouTube engineers. And like I have like two guys in mind who I don't know off the top of the head, but they're the people who I watched to fall asleep, which actually sounds crazy,

but I can get through like two videos and by the third one, I'm like, because they have really good voices. Do you know who I'm talking about? I've talked to you about him. One of these guys is like in his basement, he has a huge fucking studio where he just does like, it's what I thought high school was gonna be,

because he does demonstrations of physics to like help explain how things are made, like bridges, dams, how they do garbage sites, how that works and all that shit. And I'm like, oh, okay, visual learner. Wait, is that Nile Red? No, I love Nile Red. Oh, but Nile Red is the chemist, right?

Yeah, yeah. Oh, I fuck with him. Freaky ass channel, dude. He'll turn us Sn into like alcohol or something. Yeah. I turn a chocolate chip cookie into gold. I was thinking earlier because you showed me that fuck ass video of Chris Angel. Like, oh, that's my dream.

Here, let me show you. Yeah, the show guy like this was what I opened my eyes to this morning, by the way. Like I woke up and Drew came into my room and this is the first thing he showed me. Like I want to do this so bad. Oh, it would make me so happy at this point. Okay. Wait, what? How do you spell his name? I think it's like.

Oh, Chris Angel. C-H-R-I-S or he's some freaky bitch and it's C R I S like Christina. Chris angel Instagram mind freak. You know what's fucked up is I was talking to someone about this the other day. I when that movie now you see me came out. I don't even want to think about how old I was because I think I was a bit too old to be this obsessed, but I became hyper fixated on magicians and I became hyper fixated on Chris Angel. And I like that was when YouTube was kind of at its start so you could find clips.

So this had to have been like maybe 2011. I was maybe 12. So actually that's a fucking that is a child as fuck. So I was acting my age as well. I wanted to be a magician so fucking bad because The kid that I saved from killing himself like when I like literally took him out of the noose was obsessed with magic And I was so fucking jealous that he got this magic Oh and wasn't his like departing gift and how you knew he was like going away? Yeah, he was like he started giving away all of his like items like his like Xbox, his PlayStation,

like everything and he gave me that goddamn magic kit and I was like, oh fuck yes, like he gave me a magic kit and he's giving me his PS3 next week like fuck yeah like this is lit. Turns out he was planning a suicide but I saved his life I saved his life I was going to say was it him on Xbox that made you know but I remember one time you were like that kid was obsessed with fucking magic so I started to kind of raise an eyebrow when he gave away the magic kit because I was like yeah I was like wait hold on because I was so jealous of that fucking thing. But yeah, we were in an Xbox party playing Halo and his like departing goodbye felt really off and I was like I went and told my mom and I was like that

That didn't seem that didn't seem normal. Like that would like that wasn't a good goodbye and he lived up the street She was like, oh, we'll just like go check on him So I went up the street to his house ran around back open the back door because his front door he wasn't opening the door and I was like oh fuck mind you 12 years old maybe 13 and I ran around back and crawled through his like brother's bedroom window and like went into his room this was literally hanging hanging on by the red I had and he was like no shade like like a little bigger than me I was like a little baby like twinkie kid and so I like had to like get up under him and like pick him up off of the noose.

He's blue. Oh my God Drew that is so scary. Then he begged me not to tell his mom. I didn't tell his mom but my mom told his mom. I mean like. And he got sent away. Aw that's so sad. But also like I'm not gonna lie.

Also there's Chris Angel video. I sent away. Oh, that's so sad, but also like I'm gonna video I found it What about this makes you a magician or a mind freak? This is what I think about when someone says mind freak. Maybe that does make him a mind freak. That is quite literally a mind freak behavior. To keep things in perspective, that video is definitely sped up. It's definitely not on speed. Oh no, it is. It is.

So imagine, yeah, imagine being there and it's just like. It's like, well he has other ones of him floating around. Like that's how long it would take to watch him like go across the stage. He's walking down the ladder. He loves this trick, walking down the fucking ladder. No, okay, okay, okay. Can we please see if he's performing soon? Because I'm not kidding.

That is the kind of shit that I genuinely think will bring me joy. Like we used to do shit like that. We used to like go to the fucking like- A Mary Annette show. A Mary, oh yeah, I guess Bob Baker. Bob Baker. Bob Baker. We used to go to Bob Baker.

We used to do like stupid shit. We used to go, going to the zoo was so fun. Oh, do you know what Bob Baker is? No. It was this place that was across the street from the block we lived on. And we used to always just walk around that area and we always saw it.

And then finally we went and it was cool as fuck because it's literally just puppeteers. It's puppets. Like it's just a puppet show. And I grew up loving the Muppets. I'm like, damn, I need to start doing shit like that again. Cause that's also when I was the happiest recently is when Josh was obsessed with the Muppets. And I started watching the Muppets. I'm like, damn, I need to start doing shit like that again. Cause that's also when I was the happiest recently is when Josh was obsessed with the Muppets.

And I started watching the Muppets again. Like their cover of Take Me to Rio is so good. Have y'all heard the old iPhone alarms like recently? No. Oh my God. This is my ringtone. So late, say, it's funny to hear some That really is it.

And it's been it since that song was like a thing. Yeah, so people call me that or wait, where is the one that like was cracking me the fuck up? Wow, that song actually like really had longevity because there's a Fortnite skin with it. Oh, I need to make mine that right the fuck now. Wait, I remember hearing these for the first time and being like, wow, they're like groundbreaking. No, not only that, you know what this is reminding me of before there were like apps and shit because I, me and my sibling shared the first iPhone because we had it because the guy this one this one this one Who had that as their fucking ringtone bro also I know something's wrong with me because I could be talking in co-curator the whole time

He's doing drew just like stare off into the distance while pressing each one of those Like why is the fucking orangutan video. Also, why is a motorcycle? Bro, it's when they were like, oh wait, that's when we had true innovators. They were throwing shit at the wall and seeing if it would stick. They were like. This one, this one. Bro, the meanest shit we've ever done is one time when Orion was leaving our old apartment,

we were staying. That one way to do the other like goofy. Yeah. I hate that one. You know what's fucked up is that sound just reminds me of the alien skin on Fortnite. Oh yeah. But like alien sound like that's exactly what an alien looks like and he's wearing little swim trunks.

You already know the freakiest Disney adult you've ever met. Like she's into it all. She's down, down, down. That's her ringtone the like the haptic feedbacks on that one are crazy like I know that shit felt good yeah no it's like it's vibrating down like you know when you get a mosquito bite on the clit of your ankle and you itch it that's what yeah and you like itch it and it feel like it's really like, it's like the greatest feeling of all time.

Wow, that was amazing. That's what it feels like when you're itching the mosquito bite on the clit of your ankle. No, to me that's more like a tickle. Oh, this was my dad's ringtone. Why does this make me sad? Okay, it's not funny anymore. My dad always had song ringtones.

He always had song ringtones. He always had song ringtones. And it was fucking awesome. I got, because my dad and mom, up until like 2015, they were Samsung users. Samsung low key got smart because isn't that like the top distributor of tech in general? Like. It's like literally one of the biggest tech companies.

And they let Apple get away with having Apple users Dig on them for so long and they were like, yeah Yeah, like you play your silly games and try to expand your company But you're like never gonna beat us and now they just like kind of whoop their asses with the phone I know I feel like they weaponize the resentment because now Samsung phones are literally have you seen what they look like? They're from like the year 2050 Samsung phones are literally have you seen what they look like they're from like the year 2050 I want to switch and you know, what's fucked up. I don't give a fuck. I want the one that opens into a huge No, that's what I was about to say. There's one that you can open and it's like

Six screens like you fold it open and it's three screens like it's so ridiculous and I want it so bad also especially because like there's so much used shit like especially because like there's so much used shit like there is so much you shit like I'm like I'm just gonna switch off because Samsung now is like I think a competitor in terms of prices like iPhones are the craziest thing ever but I guess actually it is the why the fuck is an iPhone in a laptop from them the same price? I like you can't do shit with this thing and you can do everything with this thing. Uh, yeah, you could do everything, but everything ever completely rearrange your brain chemistry.

You can't do everything because rain and me went on that trip and I used a camcorder because I'm like so cool and I had to give her those files. It's an older system so the only way to access those files is you have to convert them into mp3s manually and like yes I could sit there and convert them all but my laptop is fucking full and I don't want to have to deal with it because oh my god I spent so much money on this thing and I'm a freak and I'm not like an organized person with my files. Oh my god I hate the storage on a fucking macbook. I know like why like how have you not figured it out like make it infinite like make it infinite

we used to strive for infinite like we need to go back to getting infinity. Also it doesn't make sense to me like why is like ones and zeros like taking up like physical space. Like clean it up if you're so fucking smart, damn. Like some of these files I know damn well you're all up in my shit. Also wait, how is the internet infinite? Just convert them into smaller files for me. How is the internet infinite?

If I can't have infinite data on my computer, why is the internet? I think there's a theoretical limit to the internet size. It's like the amount of silicone. Okay, enough. Okay, all right. I'm fucking with you. I am actually intrigued by that.

I actually do want to know because I am like so confused. I think there's like the amount of silicone. Okay, enough. Okay, all right. I'm fucking with you. I'm actually intrigued by that. I actually do want to know because I'm so confused. I think there's a theoretical, because silicone is made from sand, I think, essentially. From the shoe of Kai. Well, that's one of the sources. Oh, that's why you carry it so often. He's making silicone. Oh my God, actually you are way smarter than I thought.

I'm so sorry, that's amazing. Okay, honestly, thank you. I actually, okay, yeah. So still look at it like servers and shit like I think I think you can you can view like the amount of material that can be converted into silicon and then you can there is a theoretical I'm like I think it's like exabytes that's like a billion trillion exabytes of rocks that you can convert into silicon I remember seeing something about that. I wanted to buy a silicon disc off of eBay one time, but it was $500 and I thought I didn't need that.

What is silicon? Is that what they like make like, um. It's like glass. Oh, it's glass? Basically. Oh, okay. Right? Okay, so it is just glass,

cause if it's sand, they're just heating up the glass to use. I'm not totally sure. They're heating up the sand to just like make it into glass. Why the three dumb bitches? I know. Why is it exactly? Exactly. I'm like so confused by that, but just keep going.

Well, I think basically I think it's like, they turn it into from, I think it's literally from rocks into a version of glass and they etch rocks into circuitry onto it. Yeah. Yeah. Um, I did want to talk about, Oh my God, you can literally get silica. Oh, so it's, yeah, it's just minerals. Cool. Kai, what were you saying? Oh, two really important things happened to me last

week. I was Sally at the role model concert, which for a 30 year old man is like, obviously she's trans. Yeah, that's amazing. Um, and then also, Sally at the role model concert, which for a 30 year old man is like obviously huge. That's a huge role. Yeah, it's amazing. And then also, so I was on tour with him for like five shows and at the one in LA, Shaboozy came up to me and asked me if I was Ian the rapper. Yeah.

Wow. And you said yes. I said, I wish. And he thought that was really funny. Wow. Wait, why do I love that? Oh, that's sweet. That's a really big step up from the D that was really funny. Wow. Wait, why do I love that? Oh, that's sweet That's a really big step up from the Dua Lipa incident. Yeah, I have no idea what you're talking about

You've got your groundings. I actually don't know. Kai's got a bit of confidence and pep in his step Well, I actually control the edit so there's no way that that's gonna be No, I I feel you though because I had like, I can't even make fun of you for the Dua Lipa thing because I cried to a huge celebrity in public this weekend. Literally like sobbed. Wow. That's so sick. Okay. So I was at this like vintage market and I was with friends and it was like really packed.

So I must admit I went outside and I smoked because I was like, if I go outside and I smoke, I'm going to come back in here and get hyper fixated on the fact that the like, there's just a bunch of clothes and it was like a whole charity thing. And I was like, oh, cool. I could find like a cool thing here. So I like, there were a bunch of clothes and it was like a whole charity thing and I was like oh cool I could find like a cool thing here so I like there were a bunch of friends of ours who were there so I was like talking to them whatever I'm on this one floor and one of my friends comes up to me and it's like Cynthia is here and like and you like turn around and she's like literally like four foot two floating through the crowd like she's really tiny she's like literally like four foot two floating through the crowd. Like she's really tiny.

She's so tiny. Oh my God. I literally like, oh, I think I like grew up with Stan behavior. Like. I only like do so much. I only like music so much because that is just my nerd hyper fixation. And I don't have that with like actors, but with Cynthia, I'm like, oh my God, she has knocked both out of the park. So I must stand.

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Go to Shopify.com slash intercom to upgrade your selling today. Shopify.com slash intercom. They don't know I know all their lyrics because if I like a song I have to read the lyrics and memorize them. It's like I'm not kidding. I think if you look up the word lyrics in my history it will go forever. Like I want to know what you're saying.

Quite literally could not be more opposite. I know which is nice though. I have been understanding a lot of songs recently though for the first time. I know. Oh, no. Well, you have synesthesia, so that's why. Yeah, I see the lyrics in my head. I paint the lyrics in my mind.

What color and shape is a Benson Boone song? Blue Circle. I see that, yeah. Ask another. Blue Backflip. What color and shape is a Clara song? That's a tricky one because it's not just a single color or shape. It's like an explosion of red and yellow. Mmm It's like one of those four good paint splatter. Yeah

It's like a paint splatter and you know Delta Paint splatter when she did her fucking talent show. That's a little funny. What the fuck was I saying? Oh yeah, we were at this fucking market and somebody told me that and I was like, okay, I'm not going to go up to her because I usually don't go up to people and I was like, that's fucking insane. And at the end of it, she like, but I had seen all of my friends going up to her, like she was having conversations, like,

she was talking to people. And it wasn't like a thing where she was like fully alone. And then at one point, she was like talking to a girl, and then she turned around and like went to walk away. And I was like, dude, I don't know why I need to just be like, you are amazing. Because I literally think she's amazing. And I'm like, I never have this guttural feeling. But I was like, I think I was so pulled to it because me and rain got really close because of my hyper fixation with wicked and me and rain love her and Ariana so much. And we were like, we gossip about the fact that like things are being previewed

at Comic Con right now, whatever. I went up to her and I was like, I think you were so awesome. And I am just such a like. I don't know, I think because I was high, I forgot that I essentially was running up to a fucking beetle. Like she's one of the Beatles. Like her, her to me, her and Ariana Grande, like Drake has made comments about how he's bigger than the Beatles.

And I'm like, babe, like whatever. But wicked is the Beatles. Like to me, like to me right now, like I feel that way. Like I feel that strongly. I remember when I didn't like the Beatles and people would like really get passionate to me about it. And I'd be like, whatever that is. I like the Beatles now,

but I don't have that passion for that. I have that passion for, for wicked. And I went up to her and I was like, I usually don't do this and I'm so sorry, but like I used to like be that annoying person who was like, oh, don't do this and I'm so sorry, but like, I used to like be that annoying person who was like, oh, musicals are like whatever, I don't really like them, I don't like theater like that. And my friend who I ended up getting really close to

because of this showed me wicked and like I have like such a new found respect for what it really is to be a performer and what it is to like be a creative and actually be passionate and like put it in whatever. I held her up for way too fucking long cause I was just high and ranting to her. And then I saw like a, there was like a photographer there

and I saw a photographer coming up and I was like, oh my God, I'm gonna go because I don't want like this on camera cause I don't want her to just like be berated cause a photographer sees like her in a conversation. And then I was like, she was like, Oh my God, thank you. Like that means so much. Like, I really love to hear that. And then I was like, I started crying, like tearing up because I started to talk about

right now. It's like, also, it just brought me like so, so close to like somebody who I really love. And I started like to cry and she's like, Oh my God. Okay. And I was like, then the dark came and she probably thought it was bad shit crazy. Cause I go, okay, yeah, just had to say that. Please enjoy your day. Thank you so much for hearing me out. And I turned and I ran away.

That's really sweet. But yeah, I like went back to my friend who had been hanging out with that day and I just started cracking up because I was, I just looked at him and I was like, she probably thinks I'm batshit crazy. Like I am a crazy person. That was so weird, but like I was so happy because I was like, oh my God.

No, that sounds really sweet, honestly. Like that was lit as fuck. I was so happy. And that's like the first time in a long time I felt like that about a celebrity. And in that way, it made me feel like a teenager again too. Cause I was like, woooo! Um...

Well, we were seven days into lockdown. Seven. Seven days into lockdown when all of the celebrities got together and made the Imagine cover. We were locked down for seven whole days. What color and shape is that song? Black Hole. They really could not handle having zero attention on them for seven days that they got together and did that.

Yeah. That like, that shit blew my mind. Like I saw a girl talking about it on TikTok and I was like, ah. Bro, the group chat for this probably was insane There's no heaven, it's easy if you try They're being dead serious too

Farewell, below us, above us only sky Imagine all the people The people that like sing Wait that is Josiah. Wait who is that? Who was that? James? That's somebody who had it in them. Yeah, James what was that? Wait wait wait wait We, wait, wait. We need to reach, like we need to. Wait, who was that?

Add ourselves in and cover up random people and upload it onto a random. Wait, for real, is this Vincent Boone? Oh wait, I don't know. Dude, that is so funny. I have no idea. It looks, is that like a snowboarder? Well, a random, I get a lot of-

Someone commented, the only thing moving during this montage was my gag reflex. Oh, I thought they were making like a sex joke, but I guess they were gagging at it. They were so gagged by it. That gagged me. That literally gagged me. Also, we have yet to talk about my Beyonce covers

from the DJ set. Oh, yes. Yours is so much. That everybody said was fucking fake. That's not fake. They said it was Josiah singing for me. No babe. Which is insane. Josiah can't hit those things.

Six months. For six months, yeah. Literally six months. And you've gone through hell. I know, I literally was in the studio with Beyonce getting vocal lessons from her. No, you went and got fucking vocal surgery. Like there's like a new thing in LA where they'll like, I'm not even kidding, I'm not lying guys, I'm not lying guys.

I didn't want to bring this up. They'll put Botox like in your vocal cords. And you can sing better? And you can sing better. I got castrated for this. So I didn't go through puberty I think you missed the window to get castrated. No, no Don't say that about him. Don't say that. That's not true.

Don't say that. Oh my god. Oh well. Also we're gonna run those videos by the way and we're gonna play them all the way through The baddest videos., my Beyonce covers. Oh my God. And people are gonna be annoyed, but the world needs to hear my voice. Yeah, okay. Dude, watching those back. We'll upload them to Shorts.

With you, I genuinely, I think that's the closest. I remember a couple years ago, I taught myself how to lucid dream, but I had a horrible experience where I basically just awoke in lucid dream, but I had like a horrible experience where I basically just like awoke in my parents bathroom and I was like on fire. And then I was like, no, and I like woke- Wait, that's what you wanted to do?

No, I wanted to fucking have sex and fly. But then I like forced myself out of the lucid dream and I was paralyzed for three and a half minutes. But anyway, watching those videos back is the like closest feeling I have to like lucid dreaming. I know I hate that it's also red light and I like hate red light with the other hat on top.

Oh my god. Bring in the fucking clowns. Wait, Drew, did you? Oh, we haven't talked about this. The structures they found under the pyramids. Oh yeah. The eight spiral. I saw that and I was like, yeah. I don't believe it. I'm like, I need to see it with my own two eyes.

What's crazy is that I'm like, I'm like so skeptical of everything. So I'm like, Oh, that's probably AI generated. But then I see that. I'm like, yeah, of course there's batteries underneath the pyramid. Duh, there's laser beams that shoot out. Immediately my brain's like, yes, yes, of course there's, there's like a empire state building tall battery under both of the pyramids. Yes, and they were like creating relations. That's why I was like, bro, no fucking way.

And I just saw that because I started watching it and I was like, whoa, because everything I see now, I'm like this. I believe everything I see on the internet. I'm not kidding. Everything that crosses my feet, I believe. I'm like, yep, period. No, some things, well, I'm also like the,

we've been over this, like the moon landing, but I really, actually on the last plane ride I got on, I really wanna go to space. I think I need to go to space soon, or I need to do skydiving, which I've always been against, but if I die, I die, but if I don't die, I'm scared I might become addicted to skydiving. I was gonna say I can't go skydiving or like climb,

I can't walk across a bridge or anything because I used to think I was gonna die in a car crash, but now I know I'm gonna die from falling from a high, like a really high structure. How do you know that? I just have visions. Like I know what it feels like to be stabbed. It's two OCD bitches being like exactly.

No, I know what it feels like to be stabbed because I was killed in a past life by a knife and that's why I'm so scared of being stabbed. Like that's my literal worst fear is being stabbed to death. I'm gonna fall from like a really high place and that's how I'm gonna die. So I have to like avoid tall buildings. Like I cannot go to the top of the Empire State Building.

I cannot, like also I'm just so tiny. I can't, I can't. Like no one's trying to take you to the top of the fucking Empire State Building. I'm so like tiny and thin. Like one like gust of wind would blow me over the edge. I will say when we were walking around New York, I did see, you know, there's those grates

where the subway tracks are, and it pushes wind out of it to dissipate the air pressure. I hated when this happened to me. Yeah, Drew was walking over one of it, and it lifted him up a couple blocks, and I had to go and get him. It was horrible.

Also, I'm sorry, I'm really trying to find this lady that got caught in a like a dust up when it was hot and she didn't give a fuck like she got caught in like a little like to my mom's situation. It's on video. She's like, no, I was going to say my mom literally that happened to her when she was young and she tells me this story and it like literally makes me cry laughing. She like saw like a violent dust devil

probably like 40 or 50 miles per hour and I was like a six year old kid just was like I'm gonna run into it. She ran and stood in the middle of it and she was like it was the worst five seconds of my life like my eyes were full of dust like rocks and debris were hitting me my face with or my hair was like whipping across my face and like I had like lines from where my hair whips so fast across my face that it left like marks and like, it just makes me cry laughing with my mom like, be like, ah fuck, fuck, help, fuck.

Hey, do you know what I wanna do? Like we need to find. No we don't. I'm telling you right now, we literally. They're actually like realistically, there's nothing left to find. Like I don't wanna find... No, we don't. I'm telling you right now, we literally don't. Realistically, there's nothing left to find. I don't want to find anything else, but I do need to go to an arcade where you get in that machine

and you have to grab tickets. Oh, the Chuck E. Cheese tornado machine? Yeah. I got invited to the opening of a new Chuck E. Cheese. Really? No. Oh, now me interested. I'm Chuck E Cheese. Really? No. Oh, now me interested. I'm like, oh.

We should go. I realize, I'm like, damn. I know this is old news. This is very, very, very, very old news. They banned poppers. Wait, what? Poppers are gone. The company that made poppers in America

literally got shut down by the FDA. Wait, what? Yes. Oh, but puff bars are still here? Yeah, exactly. Oh, oh, okay. Oh, okay. They took the VCR cleaner away from us.

Yeah. I'm not even kidding. I actually can't believe that. Why did they take the VCR? People were just cleaning VCRs. Because Troy Savant sang about it and oh, God forbid like people get to sing about the things we love like fuck.

Well no Kai poppers like open your butt hole up. What? What, who's doing that? He's so amazing they got away with being claimed as like VCR cleaner for so long ho, what? No it's been like 25 years like jungle I remember at one point it said like nail varnish or something or like someone that I bought and that kind of scared me I was like

Okay, this is kind of putting into perspective that I'm just huffing like um we really did have like a poppers arc dude I was addicted to it and it was you was like laying in bed hitting poppers. There's no going around it. I have an extremely addictive personality. She had it on her bedside table and she'd like wake up first thing in the morning and hit her poppers. And that was before I even like smoked cigarettes or puff bars. Like instead of a puff bar, I just was, I had poppers for like three months. But then it left me with like, I have like nauseating migraines now, like all the time. Have we talked about exploding head syndrome? No, I mean, kinda like we talked about like when I fall asleep, I hear explosions. Oh yeah. I guess we have talked about it.

Yeah. But it happened to my roommate's girlfriend. She like ran out of the room and she was like, what's going on? And I was like, I'm pretty sure you're just experiencing exploding head syndrome, which you can literally Google, which is fucking insane. So weird. Like when I'm like literally when I'm falling asleep, I haven't actually, now that I think about it, had it in so long, but like I will literally hear people whispering my names, like in the corner of my room, like I'll hear like, it'll be like, yeah,

and then I'll hear like Inya like, or, yeah, true, true. And then I'll hear like, Inya, like, or not Inya, but like a voice down the halls, like yell my name and I'll like wake up and be like, what? And then I'll hear fucking like car wrecks and explosions in my fucking head. Like I'll be like, literally, look out my window. That is insane.

See, I don't have that, but also I don't have that because I kind of rarely fall asleep without watching something. I can't fall asleep without watching something because if I close my eyes, I will just start like doom prepping for the next day and like just like making a list, which I guess we should start journaling again

because usually when I journal, I at some point in that will just write out things I feel like I have to do and a lot of them are like fake things because I'm just like anxious to make myself anxious and that helps but like bro, for the most part, I'm throwing on a man who's making physics shit in his basement and I'm gonna learn

how the fuck dams are made and why they're important and when they collapse and why it's devastating And it's gonna be cool and like am I gonna retain all the information? No, but I wanted to say This is like kind of random, but I never I never really go hard for Halloween And I I think this year I really want to do something special I will literally tap in with you pop out're gonna pop out with a boner? Go hard? No. I think what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna be poop baby. Remember that video if the guy and he

walks in there's like a baby on the counter it's covered in poop and it's like ah. That was peanut butter baby. What? It wasn't poop baby it was peanut butter baby. Yeah what are you talking about? Also like you like had me and then you completely fucking lost me. And like now you're back. I was trying to be nice to you. Now you're back. You're going to walk around.

I thought that was poop baby. Poop all over you. Ah, like, ah, get the poop off of me. You do kind of look like that baby. Stop, thank you. Yeah. You also kind of give. I want to start doing that.

Andy Kaufman. Oh, I don't know if I love that. No, I want to start doing that. Andy Kaufman. Oh, I don't know if I love that. No, you'll have the same eyes. He has like sweet, scary eyes. I have sweet and scary. It's the eyes and the eyebrows. Okay, I'll take that. I watched the movie, Secretary,

and it really is just 50 shades of gray. If it was good and people were actually. Is that the one with the robot girlfriend that burns her hand on a candle? No, no, no, that's Companion, which I actually did see and it was so, it was funny. I wanna see that movie. Yeah, it was good.

Wait, Secretary's actually good? Dude, Secretary is so good, but I will say it's the horniest movie I've ever seen. I wanna watch a good horny movie. No, it's amazing because I like Baby Girl and I still me. I wanna watch a good horny movie. It's no, it's amazing because I like baby girl and I still. Do you wanna make a good horny movie? Yes.

Ew, I like baby girl and I still fuck with it because I'm like, I like a movie with kind of no reason other than the fact that like they're horny and I'm like, per, like that's fine because I'm a perv. I don't fucking know. But Secretary is like, dude, it's so crazy. Also like performance of a lifetime from Mrs. like, what's her name, Jane Goodall?

She has some crazy name. Not Jane Goodall is the lady I'm know, I'm sorry. Jane Goodall is having sex in a movie. Not Jane Goodall, she has, Elsie kept saying her fucking name to me and I was like, who are you? I don't know her name and then I looked into it. I was like, oh my God, she's been in so many movies

I fuck with and so many movies that are on my watch list. And she did this movie when she was fucking 22, but I don't. Is that Maggie Gyllenhaal? Maggie Gyllenhaal. Jane Goodall. Jane Goodall, who is Jane Goodall? Did she work with the chimpanzee?

Yeah, lived in the jungle. And she was like a scientist. Her pivot to like very horny. Yeah, when she turned pretty cool. Which would be kind. Like what? That actually sounds pretty cool. I would be like, yes, I like love that. The last time I watched 50 Shades of Grey,

I was like, this is really funny and very fun to watch, but I do wish it was like an actual good movie. Well, that's what secretary is. Hey guys, we wanna take a quick break to thank one of today's sponsors, ZocDoc, ZocDoc. Well, that's what secretary is. So once I was an adult, I had no idea how to find one. And before we were even engaged with ZocDoc, I was already on that app. I'm going to be honest, I don't remember how I found it. I think I might have found it from online.

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Nicky. FX's Dying for Sex, now streaming only on Disney Plus. Sign up now at DisneyPlus.com. Would y'all break up with your boyfriend if you found out he could do the splits? Oh. Honestly, no, that would like really make me laugh. That would make me laugh a lot.

Like, but it just like- Would y'all break up with your boyfriend if you found out he could do the splits? Well, no, if I found out way later, yes. Unless it was like, to me, I'm like, cause what, you could do a fucking split? You'd be swooned by it. No, yeah, cause I'd be like, dude,

that would be so fucking hilarious. Because I wish I could do a flip or a back flip. I would really love to learn how to do some sort of flip. And I've thought about learning to do the splits. It's so fucking hilarious. Because I wish I could do a flip or a back flip. I would really love to learn how to do some sort of flip. And I've thought about learning to do the splits because imagine just me being drunk as fuck at a party and dancing. I know, that's what I want so bad. And doing a split.

I wanna secretly learn it and then just bring everyone into the living room and be like, guys, watch this. Yeah. And then just do the split. See, if that was the scenario this happened, I'd be like, girl, I don't even believe in marriage. You're magic.

But you literally, you've brought magic back into the world. Yeah, I don't think I would break up with my boyfriend if I found out he could do the splits. Can you learn to do the splits for me? I'm like pretty close. I'm like really flexible. I'm just, I'm flexible, but for some reason, the splits,

you know what it is is is because I just think of my skin tearing and it's always been a thing in my head, which the more I talk about things like that, the more it is like. I think about my balls tearing doing the splits. Ew, come on, like don't even mention that. I'm just saying. Don't even mention that thing.

The between like the taint area. Yeah, the seam. Yeah, what is it? The pregnancy stitch or the husband stitch? Cause like. It's definitely not the husband's no like when When girls give birth they're like they're there tear down It's like we would have to get the husband's no way

It's not taint cuz there's like two words for it gooch and taint gooch. No what? Ludial cycle. Is it not your perennium? Also Tia's, like everybody's been using like, what's that oil or the beef tallow as moisturizer? Like, first of all, don't stop putting meat on your fucking face. But I've been using Gooch grease,

like just scraping it from the Gooch and just like putting it on my face as a moisturizer and it's literally changed everything. Oh, I thought you were gonna say using it in your mustache. No, no, I've been using it as a moisturizer. Does that work? No, I think it's like breaking my skin out, but it's like a purge era.

Okay, well I made a list of one, two, three, four, five, list of one, two, three, four, five, six, seven things that if someone cheated on you, someone hurt you in a really bad way that you were dating, someone broke up with you and you really want to ruin their life but like not in like a crazy way. I feel like these are things that you could do to someone that would get under their skin and drive them absolutely fucking bananas like bat shit crazy insane because they'd never find out. They'd never find out if someone hurts you put shrimp in their shower rod or sew them into their curtains like little baby shrimps in the bottom of the curtain so they rot over time and smell bad. Crack eggs into their heater vent.

Like if they have floor vents, like crack an egg into it. Or put a boiled egg in there. Yeah, exactly. Pour oil down the windows of his car. He just, whoosh. It's so stupid, bro. Put chia seeds in his drain. Oh, in my head I was like, oh, that'd be cute though. But I was like, dude.

That's really good because they expand. And they'd also sprout and there'd be like. Oh. But then what if he like becomes the guy who like posts on his TikTok with like a random fucking like sweet song and he's like... Life finds a way. Yeah like nature will always grow, like I will always grow, like or some shit like that and then he goes viral and then he gets like so much play from it. Get a spray bottle and fill it with milk and spray everything in his house. Like you know the fine mister like spray bottles we have?

Yeah, for our hair. Like dusting everything in milk. Oh, hell no. In two to three days it would smell so bad. Oh, that's really good. Yeah, so there's a few little things that you could do to people you don't like. Oh, also, this is the craziest fucking thing ever. I've been keeping tabs on all of the women in my life, all of them, no matter the age.

I've been keeping tabs on them for this one specific reason. Every single girl in my life is complaining that they're balding. I'm not joking. Every single one of them. It's the internet. It's literally the fucking internet. I like I've been thinking about it so much, I'm like, y'all are gonna make me the kind of bat shit, like, natural only. Like literally, which is-

No shampoo. Like, I'm not kidding. I'm like, I'm not doing this game anymore because I now think I'm balding and it's because like, men balding has become such a big topic online and then that transferred into women. Seeing that, I think, I mean like,

wait, am I like losing hair? And the minoxidil thing, it's... Also, don't put minoxidil on you because Azul will lick it off and die. It's so bad for cats. No, I'm not kidding. I like- Also, I feel like minoxidil on women

like is not a good thing. I don't know though. Yeah, I don't know. I haven't looked into it because I remember I was talking to somebody about it and it might have been you and you were like, because I know there's side effects for men and you were like, you should look

into the side effects for women. And I don't wanna do like, when it comes to beauty and shit, I can't lie, like I'm not going that far. Like I'm not, like if there's side effects like that. It's like running through the airport. Oh my God, if it's side effects like that, fucking, I'll bald, like fuck, if I'm supposed to bald, I guess I'll fucking bald and I'll have like a shaved head.

Like Sinead O'Connor was a fucking G and she had a shaved head and like people, like she was gorgeous. Like, I'm like Cynthia. Like. You're gay, like you're gay, I don't understand. Dude, did you know that they're gonna start? Don't. Yeah, if I'm supposed to bald, I'm supposed to bald because that's how I feel about my boobs. Like when I started running, I lost weight and

my boobs deflated, which was always a dream. I've always complained about my boobs. I feel so good about my boobs now other than the fact that they look like the tits of the woman from Barbarian. And I had to really come to terms with that. And that is like, no, that's so much recently. No, I've been embracing like recently I'm like, I am just letting I am letting this idea that because I'm in a field now where I can have that like perfection, I should just do it because like, it really is like,

and I don't have any gripes about it because I have a lot of friends actually who have had like breast reductions and like work, like I know people with work done and I have no gripes about it, but for me personally, I'm just like, I don't know if I care that much. Like I just don't, cause I kind of, I'm like, I'm really pretty actually.

Like I'm like, it's fine. Like, but I feel like everyone should hit that. Like, I don't know. Like, yeah. Oh my God. I forgot what I was wearing the other day. Oh, I was wearing a bathing suit the other day and my boobs are at the point where they like fold over. Like if I wanted to, I could literally roll my boob up like

a joint. Like I could like... Sprinkling keif on your boob. Yeah, like I could literally like... Some wax in there making a mega joint. if I put on a push-up bra push up It's a lot my boobs were way bigger. They were fucking huge like I had big My boobs you had really big no, and I kind of missed them but like that's like that's the whole thing I think that's what it was is like I lost my boobs I was really happy but now I find myself every now and then being like damn I kind of wish my boobs were like a little bigger, but now I find myself every now and then being like, damn, I kind of wish my boobs were a little bigger

or something. I'm like, oh, no, no, no, no, see, there's no winning and I'm not gonna pay. I'm not gonna pay to get in the cycle of like, I need it. Oh, I got told I had low density breasts. That's what spiraled my really crazy boob. You told you that.

I went to a bra store because I needed new bras and the woman was actually really helpful and really sweet and she didn't mean this in a mean way and she hooked me the fuck up because she gave me bras that are like perfect. But it cracked me up because I was like, I can't believe I'm paying for a woman I don't know to stand over my shoulder looking in a mirror with me topless in like a bra that's transparent. And she's like fixing the straps and stuff. And she's like telling me how to adjust my boobs. And she's like, yeah, you're gonna have to do that

because if you don't, like you have low, you have low density breasts. So like, you're gonna have to adjust them, but they look like, but she was being complimented, like she was complimenting me, but the term low density breasts, I was like, we don't. All this, all this boob talk makes me have a big boner.

Do you have a high density penis, Drew, have you checked? No, I have low density penis. Yeah, it's really low density. Drew's Psy Up Corner. Doing. Hate when ugly bitches be like no caption needed. Bitch you better explain this. You better explain this one.

Soon as 10.30 a.m. hit the McDonald's workers shove all the breakfast up their ass. Where did it go? I know, I know you'll have it back there still. Y'all shivering in this cold weather because them Shein jackets are made out of paper towels. If you have they them in your bio, I will not be arguing with you. I'm clearly outnumbered. I will never argue with anybody with DID.

Outnumbered as fuck. This one's so good. There aren't any more squirrels outside now. All of a sudden Taco Bell sells wings. Something's not right. Because those wings from Taco Bell are really small like squirrel wings. I haven't had the wings from Taco Bell. Why have you had the wings from Taco Bell are really small like squirrel bones. I like I haven't had the wings from Taco Bell. Why have you had the wings from Taco Bell? Because I try everything that's new. Because he watches

the Ted Talks of fast food companies. I love new things. I love trying new things. Like I know you really do like. I wanted the fucking dirty Mountain Dew Baja Blast so badly. What is that? It's a Mountain Dew Baja Blast with cream in it. Like hella cream. Oh, that sounds really nice. It means like, I just think of the way those drinks look when they sit out and like the cream separates. The curdling of it all.

But there's not real cream in it. It has to be like artificial like cream. I think it's cream. I don't know. It's either cream or it's ice cream. The way you say cream is so funny. Cream. Cream. Cream. It's cream. Cream. Um I'll do one more. You know what's crazy is I'm watching him look at this and it's five words. Well I'm trying to figure it out. figure it out. First day as a pilot, the what pit? Oh. The cockpit, you fucking idiot. The cockpit, that was from at male cowgirl.

Well, I'm trying to figure it out. Callie Miller submitted those. That was fucking amazing. And then Shelby Claire submitted the McDonald's one. And then Blake Bennett has just been on a tear recently. Shout out Blake Bennett being on a tear. Shout out Blake Bennett and Lirical Lemonade. I did not know that Benson Boone was a real guy.

I thought that was like a funny name that people were saying. Wait, did we figure out who that was? Oh, oh, in the video? Benson Boone is the real guy. I thought that was a like a funny name that people were saying. Did we figure out who that was? Oh, oh. Benson Boone is the guy who did a backflip and has crazy vocal range. Yeah, no, he's actually really talented. Yeah, he's like a really good vocalist,

but it's kind of like Charlie Puth. Like I'm like, yes, you are like so good. There's no question about your craft, but like, like a backflip. Also coming from someone named Kai, your name's not real. Benson Boone is not a real name I get to speak on that because I also don't have a real name Benson Boone sounds like Ben 10 like it'd be like Ben 10's real name

Like in the cartoon Ben 10 his real name is Benson Boone Benson Boone more like Five that was for you guys. Five big boons. Benson boon more like Benson poon nanny. I'm gonna eat all that pussy. Ew. Oh, now I'm the fucking bad guy. Now I'm the fucking bad guy. Okay, I actually, this is something I'm curious about.

These beautiful teeth that I got. Don't. Body. Please. Please. Whoa. Please. Whoa. You. You. You.

That was really deep cut. I know. You. Fuck, what was I saying? Oh, I'm actually curious. Like, because I know there's the Bush is like a huge conversation right now, blah, blah, blah, blah, back in a big way. The Bush never left the Bush like, I've had a Bush for the like, since I was nine years old. That's weird. Since I was

seven years old. But basically, I know there's girls who have lasered their Bush and now like they maybe have regrets about it. I'm curious if there's men who like, lasered their bush and now they maybe have regrets about it. I'm curious if there's men who lasered their bush and they're like, fuck, I regret that. 100% and I know they're like, kind of they have leather skin. They can tan a lot.

It's like those guys. Oh yeah, they're getting their bikini lines. Yeah. Oh, I guess, yeah, that is. It would be kind of maybe somebody who's really fucked withs with a studio. This part of their neck up is covered in freckles and is red.

Mm-hmm, yeah. Yeah. And they wear glasses that have like a string around the back, so if they fall off, it goes around their neck. You know what, I might get something like that though, because I leave my glasses everywhere. When I'm wearing my glasses, I'll take them off,

because when I'm, what's it called, I'm like nearsighted. Yeah, I'm nearsighted. So if I'm like talking I picked this up. That was your d-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh- Yes. Yes. Yes what? Yes daddy. No. Yes. Oh did you know it's the one year anniversary for the Chow Mein video? Which one? You remember the one? All right, let me pull this up.

Also, it's not only because I don't want to embarrass myself, but it was because I don't want to, I don't want to give the driver PTSD and think they've harmed me as well. So everyone wins in this situation. If I got hit by a car, nevermind. Nevermind. Nevermind. Oh dude, I have a migraine. I know, me too. I have like bad temple headache. Okay, okay.

Who has the best girlfriend ever? I do. Who just bought you all this stuff? She did. And all the stuff? My girl. All of it and I'm about to eat this and then we're gonna chow on that after I used to feel bad for him happy soon yeah but we're not eating at all just know that cuz we gotta save some yeah yes ma'am. Budget cuts, you know? Budget cuts. Save, save, save.

I fear this is me. No, you're her and I'm him. I used to feel bad for him, but there's like a power dynamic there that they both love deeply. It works. Something about that is pretty nice. I'm not gonna lie.

I know, like I wanna kind of be like yelled at. Y'all are disgusting. No, I've always said, I've been saying that recently, I want a toxic relationship. No, I don't. Okay, should we do a little media vibe? Oh yes, okay, I already said secretary, so. I saw Aaron Brockovich, or I rewatched Aaron Brockovich.

Very great. I watched Conclave as well. That was an iconic moment in time. I watched Companion. Actually, that's one of the movies I watched, Companion. What was the other one we were talking about? Secretary. Yeah, Secretary.

I think I watched like a horny movie the night before too. Did you remember one time you kept me hostage watching that dumb ass movie because you said you were listening to it like a podcast? Or did that too recently. That's funny. With White Lotus. Fuck, I'm trying to think of,

yeah, I tried to watch To Die For again. What was the other movie? Oh my God. When you search for it, Still Life by OneoTricksPointNever, Textures by Herbie Hancock, Halcyon and On and On by Orbital, and then I've been listening to Flow by Philip Glass, literally on repeat in the craziest way,

like literally over and over, and I never do that with music, that song has been on repeat. I feel like that is like the encapsulation of my life in every relationship I've ever built. Oh yeah that song is so sweet. Fucking love that song so much, I think it's perfect. I fucking love music, that's how I feel. Music is so goated.

Music is life goaded. Music is life. Wait, why is music literally the goat? Well, I have been listening to Glock by Don Toliver. This is My Life by Shirley Bassey. And the 454 album. But I've been listening to that already for like two months.

Cast of a Dreamer. Trying to see what else. I've actually been listening to a lot of music. Is this what you wanted by Leonard Cohen? I can't say people's names. I'm sorry. Like seriously don't fucking like don't hit me. Don't hit me don't hit me

and I've been listening to a lot of Donna summer and Yeah That's like when you do that face it it looks like if you were in like a Madame Tussaud museum. It feels like I had a pacifier on for too long. Like I had a pacifier until I was like seven years old. Which face? I'm not good at doing like the...

Yeah you are. Don't act like you're not. Do the face. I don't act like you can't do that face anymore. Funny faces are so funny. I love funny faces and I love poop jokes. That's why Jim Carrey is the goat. He was a silly little guy. I feel like I literally am like the Jim Carrey of our generation.

I agree. Jim Carrey could do the podcast,-hmm. I agree. Mm-hmm. Jim Carrey could do the podcast, but could you be the mask? Yes. Could you be a sphincter? I could do the mask, but could Jim Carrey do the podcast? Let's have that one. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

I actually didn't think about it the other way. Yeah. Right. Okay. I have a really bad migraine, so like. Yeah. Thank you for watching!