Emergency Intercom - Exposing Our DMs

Episode Date: January 28, 2022

Today Enya and Drew give you a look into what it’s like to be a famous person… their DMs are a scary place few survive. Also TikTok is rotting all of our brains and it’s the worst thing we’ve invented in modern history. Follow Enya on Insta: @EnyaUmanzor Follow Drew on Insta: @DrewPhillips09 To listen to the podcast on YouTube: bit.ly/EmergencyIntercomPodYT Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: bit.ly/EmergencyIntercom If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: bit.ly/EmergencyIntercom Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hey Spotify, this is Javi. My biggest passion is music, and it's not just sounds and instruments. It's more than that to me. It's a world full of harmonies with chillers. From streaming to shopping, it's on Prime. welcome back to this emergency intercom to this episode of emergency intercom it makes sense i everybody gets mad because i mentioned it every single episode but i was watching britney and sarah's podcast and they also say, welcome back. Like, it's not that crazy, because it's like, you were here last week.

I'm welcoming you back. But no, you would welcome them back to Emergency Intercom. Like, welcome back to Emergency Intercom. Oh, but the problem is we say this episode. Oh, I think Brittany and them say welcome back to, I can't think of the name of their podcast. I've seen two episodes though and you loves it they're so fucking they were cracking me up um no free promo no free promo cut cut um but yeah it makes okay fine welcome backrancy intercom. Yup. Hey! Any updates from your life, Drew?

Other than me being the most stressed, anxious, irritable person I think I've ever been, not really much of an update. Our periods literally sink. I know. We did actually sink. We actually had an irritable last three days together. And I can't describe I mean what it was actually was I had neglected a bunch of work stuff um and I just like let it fester in my brain that it was like the end of the world if I just didn't get it done when like in reality like

it's not the end of the world and I've like calmed down a lot but i'm still have this like lingering stress and anxiety that i'm like something like i'm i'm missing something like i'm missing like i don't know how to describe it but um other than that fucking awesome um oh how was also to give context me and drew have been separated for the past like week it's been the longest we've been away from each other ever um but we've been separated drew and the crew went on a beautiful road trip and i went to new york to partake in capitalism and consumerism and you love shopping she's addicted to shopping i'll explain the um road trip yeah so like me and orion we wanted to go on a road trip and like a week before we had just been like throwing ideas out there we were like we need to go let's go next week like blah blah blah blah it wasn't really coming to fruition and i don't

think either of us believed it was going to actually happen and then the night before we left i was just like let's go to the grand canyon i I've never seen it. And I want to like see it. I feel like it's going to make me cry. Like that's one of those things that's just like so breathtakingly beautiful. And I feel like you have to see it at least once in your life. And the night before we booked an Airbnb and got yeses from Christian and Josh and me, Ryan, Christian and Josh just hopped in the car the next morning at 9 a.m. and drove all the way to Arizona.

And we didn't end up going to the Grand Canyon. We went to, like, a part of it. Yeah, we went to, I mean, it is technically the Grand Canyon, but we went to Page, Arizona, and we went to Antelope Canyon, which is fucking beautiful. It was, it doesn't make sense. I don't understand how that's like a real fucking place on Earth. Like we'll insert photos.

But it was like genuinely shocking. It like made me tear up. I was like, what the fuck? Like places like this just exist. And like no one really know about it, knows about it. Like, OK, like whatever. I mean, granted, like iPhone takes all their backgrounds there. no one really know about it knows about it like okay like whatever i mean granted like iphone takes all their backgrounds there apple takes all their background photos there and shit

um and then in the same day we cruised over to horseshoe bend um and that's where the iconic photo came from of me surrounded by fucking flies i can't i couldn't believe the flies in that i was like you fully do look like a dead body i was stinky i was a stinky boy we had been hiking all day but yeah we just did that in the same day and then the next day we drove home and it was nice how was the driving uh christian drove the entire time and it was the most it felt like an hour long drive like it was not i'd had zero complaints like it was actually crazy dude that's fucking awesome christian's a freak like that anytime we do any kind of like road

tripping he always is like i'll i'll drive i'll drive but i guess i do that too so we end up like kind of butting heads when we went to big sir we would be like i'll drive i'll drive but i ended up doing a lot of driving because i like literally have no fear because also for context big sir is like on the west coast like to get there you have to kind of go up the pch um and that road can be scary because it's literally like on a cliff but i literally have zero fears because again like if we go we go not even that like if we died it would be because i made it happen like no one's gonna it be an accident. It's like me. I'm in charge here. We're just not going to die, babe. But yeah, that sounds fucking sweet. Well, I literally went and spent

money and bought stupid fucking clothes. The clothes are pretty. Yeah, all the clothes are slay. I have really good fucking taste. I'm going to do a haul on the patreon i almost suggested it but i was like i don't know yeah no i'm gonna do a haul i'm trying to lessen up on my gatekeeping um because it's like an issue you know what's crazy is one of my friends in real life asked me what pants these were um and he was like unless like you're trying to gatekeep it from me. And I was like,

I was like, oh my God, people like literally think I'm like an actual gatekeeper. People who do that shit too, like face to face. Like if anyone asked me where something is on my body, I will say, or like asking what I'm listening to,

I will say, but it's when it's like to a big audience on the internet, then I'm like, all of you need to know, like come on um but yeah what did i do oh my god actually i have to say this i'm literally so nauseous from those fucking vitamins right now and i it's like bubbling up my throat because i didn't eat it with it i didn't have any food with it and it's like i have vitamin breath is that a fucking flum flow no

what is that i'm going to get no no folk why is it shaped like this why did they make them short and stout it's kind of pretty ew oh no you can see where like it's clear you can see the wax oh my god your lungs look like that yeah it's bad that's serve you're serving apocalyptic sub your lungs are serving subversive basics yes they're all ripped to shreds on the inside and they're uh uh what's the color is palette uh neutral color palette long earth tone this is not a this is not a flum float it's a real flume roam and it's energy drink flavored and it hurts me so bad. I wanted to say this oh You did it look what the hell? I'm so jealous

deadass body I'll insert it on the podcast. I literally just... Ew, dude, I'm jealous. You did not have to air me out. This is actually an AirPods container. It's got my AirPods in it. I'm sorry. I literally saw it on the counter, and I was like, is my brain, like, warping things? Because I thought they were tall um so yeah my weekend i went shopping it was a vibe i cried on my birthday oh you cried

again of course you know it's not my birthday unless i cry you gotta cry no i actually sobbed my little ass off um was it like a good one or like a sad it was sad but it was sad but like also like at the end it was good but like i'll i'll like read like a small thing i wrote um it's not that serious it ain't that deep i'm 23 and i feel like i've been pooping less and less which is scary i'm getting old and that means that my that my metabolism is slowing down also i solved on my birthday because i'm so terrified of forgetting things and life is so sweet and fragile and I wish I could just bottle everything up and hide it

and I love living so much. As painful as it is, I'm very stubborn and I don't want to not be a part of the beauty of living. And that's literally why I say it live. It's because I'm... You don't want to miss the beauty of living, which is me. You would say that.

Yeah, I guess. But like, you're taking it away like you're pretty. No, bitch, you're just, like, a fucking fool. I'm sexy. Hot. I'm not pretty. I understand that. I'm sexy.

You are attractive in a lot of ways. Oh! You are attractive in a sexual connotation. That was real. You're so... Whoa, okay. Okay. Are y'all gonna clap each other up or something? Yo, I'm gonna tap that later. For real. You're so good. Whoa, okay. Okay. Are y'all going to clap each other up or something?

No, I'm going to tap that later. For real. Oh, shit. While I'm on my notes. Oh, and then the other thing I did is like there was in like Brooklyn, there was this thing. It's called like Area 53. And it literally is what I just showed you.

It's like an indoor like there's like a little course like a zip lining like there's like a thing to fight and like is there a laser tag there's like laser tag fucking bad there's paintballing um there's laser tag paintballing roller skating arcade like it was an insane array of things one when i got in there i was like i've have not been this over simulated in so fucking long i got in there i was like i've have not been this over simulated and so fucking long i went in the bathroom and they had a dj and he was just like playing the universal ride no oh my god literally one time i cried on the fast and furious universal ride because it was the same sound that made me almost have a panic attack

it was that air like the air shooting like it was terrifying but you were in the blast zone you it like blew you it literally blew the back of my neck off yeah um but yeah i almost had a panic attack in there but it was a zip line and stuff and i just like it was 21 and up and i was just really intrigued because i was like looking around and i was like it is comical. Like all these, like we're all adults. Like we're all like, like, it's not like, oh, like I just turned 18. I'm an adult.

Like we are all grown ass adults. Like age regressing. Is that, is that a naughty thing? I don't know. I think age regressing is a naughty thing. Is it really? I don't know. I don't know.

I just don't want to get in trouble for anything ever again. Yeah. True. thing is an oddie thing is it i don't know i don't know i just don't want to get in trouble for anything ever again yeah true um but yeah everyone was like just like playing like i don't know it was so funny i wanted to record so many people because there was like this ninja course with like ropes hanging down from the wall and there was this tall ass lanky dude all alone in the corner playing and he was like like really struggling because it's just like a balance thing. And he was about to bust his ass every three seconds. And I was like, this is insane because in any other context, like this man would not want to look this like demasculated.

Like, I don't know how I like not to get like too deep about it, but I was just like, it was just such a childish thing to see a grown man do that. It was like hilarious. And i feel like any other context he would not be okay with like being like laughed at yeah but because we were all in there just being stupid it was just like funny that's really cute actually yeah i was just jealous of that it was fucking fun i bet there was something like that in la i was like damn these that's like also if you're like an old bag

like i can say that because i'm literally old as shit um and you like didn't have the college experience and you're kind of like lonely that's like a great place to make friends and i'm being genuine like i feel like that's like a good place for weirdos to maybe but also everyone there was like in big groups of friends so then it's like the scariest place to go alone like you're scary if you go there alone you're a killer you're a killer and a watcher also there was a thing that it was like uh filling it out they didn't check our vax cards all they had was this sign up thing like the sign in thing that you had to put yes or no

if you were vaxed and there were a few no's and i was like oh like what the fuck is happening in here but yeah like drew was saying i've also been so fucking irritable the past four days um i'm gonna blame it on my period because i literally was on my period but like really yeah periods are gross they you you shouldn't knock something till you try it because it tastes really good periods are so gross the girls um but anyway yesterday when i was written by a man that's like i'm gonna start saying that can you shut up why is that a bad thing to be written by a man? If you were written by a man, you would have a plump, firm ass and like tiny, suppulent tits.

No, I had big jugs. Big milkers. Her firm, round ass and her tits that did not move when she walked until she fucked me. Mirakami. Yeah, literally. That's what I was thinking about. Anyways, I have to tell my fucking airport story yesterday because it was literally the most irritating shit that's ever fucking happened to me. No, it is a nightmare.

So I was just really sad leaving New York. Don't have to get into details. I'm saying it like I'm hiding some shit it's literally i just love my friends there i love being there and every time i leave i'm sad but then every time i'm here i want to stay here longer but whatever it's like a big issue but um i was like sad leaving and i was like in the uber fucking crying because i was just like i don't know like splitting my time between two places. Three places is, like, hard. So I was just, like, really emotional. And it was a late flight.

And I was, like, my only goal, the only thing that will make me happy right now is if I just get in there, get through, get, like, a Starbucks drink, like, a coffee. But, like, it sounds stupid. But, like, literally it made sense because I was just, like, I don't want to sleep on this flight. Like I need caffeine so I can stay up. And then when I get home, I can knock out because I'll be tired. So I get to the airport and like I go and like pay for a checked bag. And I'm like standing at the kiosk waiting for it to print my fucking bag tag. And it just never comes out. So then I have to go get in this dumb line to go with all the other dumb folks who don't know how to fucking use a kiosk which i think is

so annoying like i i'm not kidding i genuinely think when i am in the airport i am the only human with common sense in the airport like yep and i genuinely believe that i'm not even saying that like on a funny level i genuinely think everyone in the airport except me is the dumbest person what if we're in the airport together um i'm still top tier you're you're just following behind me so you're looking a little smart i'd beg to differ we can agree to disagree though um so i had to go get in fucking line get my kiosk bag whatever that took long and it's already like 7 15 and in my head i i hadn't checked when that starbucks closes but i was like it's definitely not open late it's like those dumb motherfuckers always close early, which makes no sense.

It's an airport. There's hella people here always. Anyways, I get in line at fucking TSA and there was two lines and I saw one that looked short. It looked like it was moving quick and I went to walk there and this lady saw me and she's like, oh, you could go this way. There's two lines this way. So I'm like okay and i almost lied and was like my flight boards in 10 minutes i need to go now but i was

like whatever let me not be like a liar um so i turned and i went and as i'm walking to the shorter line it gets cut off by one of the other tsa agents they They cut it off, and then now I'm stuck in this one big-ass line with a family of genuinely four fucking toddlers and an infant. And I was like, awesome, I'm going to be in this line forever. Everyone's moving slow as shit. Like, they literally don't have a flight to get on. And then this girl, this fucking bitch, she, like, I'm about to put my stuff down,

and she comes up with, like, one of the TSA agents, and he's like, like, all right, put your stuff down. Like skipping. Was she pretty? No. Okay. I feel like for some reason, I feel like she didn't have a mask on. Cause I know exactly what her whole fucking face. Oh, I know what her whole dumb face looks like.

Because when I got in the airport, she was literally waltzing around talking on the phone without her mask on. And I was like this dumb bitch. Like also I get to call her a cunt and a without her mask on. And I was like, this dumb bitch. Also, I get to call her a cunt and a piece of shit bitch because she's like my age. So I should have slapped the fuck out of her. So she was literally lounging around talking on the phone. And she literally goes, yeah, I've been here forever. That's what I heard her say on the phone.

But now this bitch is skipping me. And I was like, I have a feeling this dumb cunt is on my flight. And she fucking lied talking about it's gonna be late she's gonna be late she's not gonna be fucking late anyways she's moving slow as shit she has the most things I've ever seen a human fucking travel with as a carry on in my life

she has two pairs of shoes tied to the sides of a bag and like three jackets on her oh she's a tweaker yeah she's literally like dope sick in the airport I need aid I finally get through on her oh she's a tweaker yeah she's literally like dope sick in the airport i need a she finally gets through i finally get through i need a i don't have any h for you right now drew she finally gets through i finally get through and i'm just like so annoyed and angry and like

irritable now because now i'm just like angry instead of sad and i'm like running borderline to the Starbucks like I literally am cutting around people like trying to take shortcuts I'm like speed walking my ass off and I get as far as I am from Drew right now to the line and a worker comes and cuts off the line right as I'm about to walk in line and I just stand there and stare and I literally start crying like I just start sobbing because I was like, that was the most like irritating. Also, on top of everything, the Uber was like a $70 Uber and it was like a 45 minute ride. So I was just like, this has been the most irritating hour and a half of my fucking life.

And now I have to get on a five hour flight. Yeah. And I sobbed my ass off and then I told this to drew but i immediately put on my finsta on my story i was like if my plane crashes today i will be the luckiest woman on earth and then i got really scared of my plane crashing so i took it it would have been iconic though i took it down before anybody saw it because i got scared oh my god i also took it down because i was like what if my plane does crash everyone who sees this is gonna feel so bad because they're gonna see it and be like she's so silly well i fell in the shower i fell in the shower so it was probably because of me honestly because i use my music

oh shit it has been has it been it's fine i just i heard it i didn't want to bring it up oh you know we're in a good groove right now you don't get to bring it up. I'm going to go pee really quick. Oh, you bastard. No, we're in a good groove right now, Kai. You don't get to pee. You get to pee in a cup. Yeah, like you're like... You think you get bathroom breaks? What is this, Amazon? You don't get bathroom breaks here. I actually have to really pee bad too.

No, we'll go pee together in the toilet. Y'all can hold each other's wieners oh that sounds cool i guess i'll wait let me think about it let me think about it i don't know if i should be allowed to pee welcome back we just had a piss break we opened up our holes and just let it all out yeah i just spread and then squeezed squeezed internally oh okay that is actually a crazy mechanic that like humans have is that like we just open the gates and they just it like comes out like you flex your abs a little bit like i can do it like i unconsciously just like pee yeah that's weird no that's weird no it is though like it is kind of like curious um but yeah you were saying you slipped in the shower yeah that's all i wanted to say about it

when wait when was it was it when you were in new york it was it was like it was in the midst of my like anger wait was it the first day you got back from grand canyon though i don't remember exactly what day it was because it might have been fully my fault because oh my god it literally was and it was the fucking oil pouches right yeah those glossier bath bombs are so incredibly okay glossier has bath oil things that are so incredibly oily like i have bath oils that work and like aren't that oily but those ones you kind of need like two for like the aroma like therapy vibes yeah but they are so incredibly oily it makes it like dangerous yeah it was scary like okay just imagine this like you i'm a butt ass naked grown

ass disgusting man in the shower sexy and i'm just washing my body and when i wash my body i step out of the stream of the shower i don't know if that's a normal that's something we don't discuss is like shower habits like like no one showers the same there's no way everybody showers the same but like when i'm like washing my body i get out of the water and i just stand in like the least stream of water i don't know how to explain it and i like washed my body whatever um and as i was walking back into the stream i didn't like completely collapse but like i like did like the little foot thing like and like slipped and it felt like i was falling for like 30 seconds and i just like collapsed in my

side i didn't catch myself on there because like when i went to grab slipped down but it like took most of my fall and i just like like hit that on my side no bruise i'm good no lung no lung damage all that like i'm good but yeah no lung damage yeah i didn't like puncture a lung with my rib or anything yeah i'm a strong boy that's fully my fault and i was ass naked too it's so and i thought about it before um before i left i was like this is gonna be the slipperiest thing ever and then i just like it left my mind um i was gonna break something up that i have to ask i don't i don't know if i can bring it up i'm scared should i talk about my tony lopez dms yes please talk about the fucking tony

lopez dms are you kidding me trolling that man is the funniest thing you've ever done or close to the funniest thing or should we no i'll save this shit this shit is so stupid like no you save it i don't even want to read it um okay shocked so tony lopez as most of you know is a tiktoker who is an evil man yeah evil person not a good person um those those those little lopez brothers those those freaks bad guys um we don't have to get into what he's done we all know he's no bueno um but before all that shit came out when he was like still in the hype house and at the peak of his shit in 2020 randomly i was like i i went through a phase where i was like i want to see how many like

random men i can talk to like and just kind of troll and like flirt with and see like where it goes like what conversations can i have with these motherfuckers of course um so tony oh my god looking at the d it's so much um so it starts on july 15th 2020 at 5 20 p.m i just say you are so fucking hot mind you i didn't follow him or anything like i didn't follow him like it was never like that and he's july 17 2020 he says hey queen i say hi tony it has an extra h in there so you and tony are like two queens maximizing your joint slay hey queen and he says hey heart and i said um dot dot dot dot dot hi he says what you doing love also i'll put it all on screen so you can see all this typed out or i won't kai will that's his fucking job um he says what you doing love smiley face oh wait should we read this like you're him fine i'll be fucking tony okay you know i can't read out loud though

we have to like okay you are so fucking hot hey queen i'm just like i'm really like getting into the role. You're like, you're hella flamboyant. Hi, Tony. Hey. Hi. What you doing, love? Nothing.

How about you? Sorry, I am so awkward. I am nervous. It's okay. It's honestly kind of cute. Can I sing for you? Please. What is your favorite song?

Literally anything Weekend or Frank Ocean. Is this a Casey Frey thing? LMAO. Who is that? Stop playing. Sing me this song for side context i thought he was getting a little snarky and rude no damn i'll sing you a song to be honest you're awesome can you sing suit and tie by justin timberlake uh i might sound stupid but i'll try and then i was like he's catching on and i don't like this so i just stopped replying but then he was feeling a little crazy so four hours later he says what's your number hi i don't have a phone. Dang. And then months later, like a month later, I go, I miss us.

Do you like my haircut? Because this is when I got my pixie cut. I was just making sure he was still interested. I don't know. He sends a crazy fucking photo. I have to see if I can find it, but i have a video of me and orion opening the photo together literally both of us audibly go

because he started he was trying to i think cater to my senses and like be funny but his version of funny was like silly derp face funny derp ermy gerd so i did a thing so i said do you like my haircut and he sent like a photo of himself and i said are you okay and then he sent a video of himself and he was twerking and like shaking his ass and it was like no literally he had his leg up And I said, are you okay? And then he sent a video of himself. And he was twerking and like shaking his ass. And it was like disgusting. No, literally he had his leg up by his head. It was like a very like, I was like, you were. He was showing how flexible he was.

Yeah, he wanted me to turn that thing out. I love the hair. Thanks. You were scaring me kind of. Why? And then he sent another video. And I think in the video he was like can't sleep right now derp like that was his vibe so i said this is literally you right now

when you can't sleep so you stay up looking at memes and he goes and sent another photo and then i never replied and then all the shit came out and I was like I'm gonna continue trolling him and see if he just like keeps replying or is at this point is he like really not fucking with people he doesn't know because he's like scared of getting exposed again or some shit this episode is brought to you by Samsung Galaxy ever captured a great night video only for it to be ruined by that one noisy talker with audio erase on the new Samsung Galaxy S25 Ultra, you can reduce or remove unwanted noise and relive your favorite moments without the distractions.

And that's not all. New Galaxy AI features like NowBrief will give you personalized insights based on your day schedule so that you're prepared no matter what. Pre-order the Samsung Galaxy S25 Ultra now at Samsung.com. So then, again, like a month later i say also for context and no more drew saying his replies because i have not heard from him since but he sees every single one of my dms he opens them all without fail, and this has been going on for a year. August 20th, 2020.

Can I see your abs? August 21st, 2020. Is that a no? July 15th. Let's set up the situations that we're in. We're in a big group of people every single time one of these messages is sent, and we're projecting the DMs onto our TV through screen share, and it just a whole group like laughing fucking out loud yeah just like cracking up because we want to see him open it and he always opens it like he always is that a no july 15th do you ever think of me oh this 18th. Hello. August 22nd.

Hey. September 7th. Please. Can I call you? I need someone right now. Help. I need a ride. Uber is being weird about masks.

And I'm not into this vax shit. Between us. Don't screenshot. And then we sent a selfie of Finn. Come and get me. Now. Can you send a selfie so I know it's you replying and not your manager or something? I know you miss me.

Whatever. Also, this is all at like 10 p.m. All within the same five seconds. So he opens that. Doesn't say anything. Rude. September 16th. I know you're awake.

Give your number. Please. I need to call right now. Please. Minutes later, I say, hello. Your phone is ringing, Drew. you're awake give your number pete please i need to call right now please minutes later i say hello um your phone is ringing drew damn i'm just my phone is blowing up right now it's actually crazy how many friends i have sure uh september 16 hey i'm trapped i sent a photo and i don't remember what the photo is probably you in a dark place in our house there's an air vent you can access me from don't share i

know you have a girlfriend but are you free right now and then this was the latest one december 13th i replied to his selfie and i said stop jk crying emoji glove emoji hey do you know me me on first date the circle with an x through it and the glove and i said do you get it in terms of protection whatever what the fuck is wrong with you and then he saw that so it just says seen dude such a cursed ass vibe sending the no glove emoji and saying me in terms of i have an air vent you can access me from dude that's actually crazy that you brought up your DMs with Tony Lopez because I yesterday was scamming a scammer in my DMs. It was awesome. Oh, what's that?

Okay, so one of my, like, locals' accounts got hacked. And at first, I thought it was real. It was, like, the most strange DM I've ever gotten in my entire life, like from someone from my hometown. And he just said, hey. And I said, what's up? He said, I really need your help right now. And immediately red flag, like, okay, we haven't spoken six years. Like, you don't need my fucking help.

And I said, shoot. He said, I need $50 right now. I will give it back to you tomorrow morning with praying emoji. And I automatically knew it was a scam from here and i said what for he said i want to get some medications and groceries from the store i'm really down at the moment and i said what and he said what and i said sorry i'm i can give you money but you have to do something for me I only have $15 arm okay where should I send it wait I freed up some funds I can send you a thousand dollars I don't want a friend in need to suffer okay Venmo or PayPal perfect I said perfect he said he sent his Venmo um and also he's dumb as shit because his Venmo doesn't match my local's name.

And he said, send it here and send a screenshot after you send it. And I said, also, I have one more question before I send the money. There was a time in high school when we both wanted each other but couldn't have each other because our parents forbidding our love. When we kissed, did you feel what I felt or am I insane? I'm so sorry. I'm so happy we're opening this conversation again. I miss what we could have had.

He said, oh yeah, I, you felt. I didn't respond. I opened it. He said, where are you? Are you there? And I said, sorry, I'm really nervous because I think I loved you and I want to rekindle this relationship. Is the spark still there?

Am I wasting my time? I'm about to send the money, but I need you to tell me you love me. I got the scammer to say, I love you so much with two red hearts. And then I said, oh my God, thank you. I love you too. Can you send me a nude of your body for old time's sake? And then I sent a screenshot that I photoshopped of me sending him money. I sent money to my sister and she has yet to send me the money back.

And I think she's going to steal the thousand dollars from me. And then I said, I sent it. Video call. He didn't answer. I said, hello? Still no answer. Nudes, please. Nudes now, please.

I'm begging you. I just sent you a thousand dollars and this is how you repay me. Video call. No answer. He said, thank you. And I said, nude. Video call is how you repay me video call no answer he said thank you and i said nude video call no answer video call no answer he said what the fuck you do me fake payment fuck you um and i said how do i fake that who got it then the money left my account it's not a real payment don't fuck me dude is what i said to him. And then he said, send me your balance. And I sent him a photo, shopped of my balance with it saying I sent it to him. I said, this, can you send it back?

I'm starting to regret this. I don't know how I'm going to pay my bills. He said, I don't see anything here. My dad has cancer and I have to pay for his chemo. I shouldn't have done this. Is there a way I can get my money back? I'll give you $200 if you give me my money back he said i don't see anything and i said oh fuck oh fuck this is so bad this is fucked this is so bad i'm gonna pay for anything now i have so much love

that gave him nowhere to put it this is god punishing me for something i did what the fuck do i do he said fuck you do me fake payment um and i said please please send it back i'm begging you and i said oh my god wait haha it didn't go through thank god I thought he sent a thousand dollars away and he said he said I said I don't see anything here and I was like wow thank you so much for helping me dude somehow Venmo me sent or Venmo sent me $1,250 back so I made $250 what the hell he was like i said wait do you still need the cash and then i sent this photo i said my beautiful sister yours is so much better are you kidding me and then he and then i just was like fuck you scammer bitch i hope you learned a valuable lesson how did you even fall for that

like actually that's fucking awesome and wait you think i'll give you $200 if you send me the $1,000 back? I really just wanted him to send me money. I wanted him to send me at least a dollar so I could have just scammed a scammer. But I got a lot of fun out of it. Dude, that's so fucking fun. Sometimes in life, you just have to have fun. Write that down, y'all. Quote me on that. Sometimes you just gotta make fun. Write that down, y'all. Quote me on that.

Sometimes you just gotta make fun. What? I was trying to like, you made a quote that I wanted to. I made a good quote and you made sometimes just fun. I said sometimes you just, I don't know what I said. I literally don't know what I said. I literally don't know what I said. I'm literally actually fucking dope sick right now.

For my birthday I tried H and I can't. I want it so bad. But I can't go back. I can't. We're going to Mexico and I'm buying drugs over the counter. I don't care. I'm going to're going to Mexico and I'm buying drugs over the counter I don't care I'm gonna have a bender hi did you realize that you can buy all drugs over-the-counter in Mexico yes not any drug but like prescription drugs so I'm about to really wait okay um i'll go through my notes for funsies

um that was a joke i said i'm stronger than that i have willpower i said i refuse to take birth control i'm very much serving fertile but i do want to get pregnant not for the sake of having a baby but for the sake of the drama and then getting to drink alcohol with cum in my ovaries oh my fucking god because technically if i drank while i like found out i was pregnant like i would it's not like a baby baby yes so it's not the fun of being like kill that thing i guess no once you're once you're serving positivity in pregnancy like you're serving baby to, like, a very small scale. We don't have to get into that. Literally, what are you saying right now?

I'm saying I'm pro-choice. Okay. That's, like, that was a long way to say pro-choice. In the end, we got there. Yeah. Are you sure? Yes, bitch. I actually don't care.

Also, this is really fucked up because, like, this is coming from, because this is coming from my brain and a flow of consciousness. I actually don't care about learning things that are important on an academic level. I'm literally an animal. I want to have sex and have fun. Hedonistic. Literally, we're all on the same page. Why do I have to learn things? It's all society bullshit that society just made up for us.

I know. We sound like every teenager. This isn't going to work in real life like i don't need to know this literally everyone in euphoria um i wish i did learn how to pay my taxes yeah that i i still don't know how that works i just just have people do it for you i just hope and pray i just i give it a little prayer and i'm still here i evaded my taxes for like three years and i finally paid them all this year i finally paid for your balls your ball surgery your big balls you wanted them enhanced and i gave that to you i do no you did they're big and i mean now you literally have to wear, like, something to hold them down. It's actually, I have to wear a girdle down there. Grandma's panties.

Why do I genuinely think I'm the smartest person on earth when I'm actually so stupid? Yeah, so right after that, like, academic thing, I actually think I'm the only person in the world who can make right decisions. Like, and I believe that with my whole chest. Absolutely. I am right. I am always right. There's, like, no fighting that. But you say that, like, kind like no fighting that but you say that like kind of jokingly but i you have been right 92 of your life yeah if you know what it is it's like as

stupid as i am academically i have like a strong i have good intuition and like i'm pretty emotionally intelligent so and i'm also pessimistic and like that works out for me because i always am like that bitch is trying to do something slick and it always it always is like that man i want to blow something up so bad but i know i'll get addicted to it and become an actual problem to society i think what we need to do is we need to buy a building and blow it up we need to buy or like rent out a like we need to like find a plot of land construct a little building and blow it up no i want like big i want like a big big fucking i've said this before so we're on the same page yeah but i i want like

i want to like make a flyer and like give free drinks so people are like tempted to go for like free alcohol because you can get anybody to go anywhere if you put substance on a flyer. Okay, David Dobrik. Oh, my fucking God. I don't know if I'm allowed to say that. You could get anyone to be in a four minute and 20 second vlog if you got some alcohol in there. No, we need to keep touching on this before you move on. I need to keep touching on you before I die.

Come on. Clap me up. No, we need to keep touching on you before I die. Come on. Clap me up. No, we need to find building demolitions near us. No, but the thing is I want it to be so fucking dangerous. Have you ever seen one of those demolition videos? And something accidentally flies really close to someone's head and they don't die. I need that. I want that.

We can recreate that with Tannerite. Do you know what Tannerite is? Yeah, it's the thing that Tiger King was blowing up. Oh, actually, yeah. You can buy it over the counter at Walmart in Texas. You can buy a bunch of Tannerite. We should buy it and blow it up in the house. It's a legal explosive, which is insane.

But the reason it's legal is because you have to, like, you can't, like, just ignite it with a fire. You have to, like, shoot it with a gun. But we could get a bunch of tanrite and blow up a house with it theoretically we would have to like literally have like an automatic rifle and like blow up a bunch of it at once yeah well no you just make a big pile there's a video yeah there's a video of someone doing putting a bunch of tanrite in a car um and shooting it and like a door from the car flies at them at like terminal velocity and they have to like dodge it it's like the scariest thing i've ever seen oh i just want

to blow some shit up but yeah i know i'll get really addicted to it i know it like i know it and then i'll be like i can blow everything up and i'll blow someone up if they piss me off like i will if you give me the power i'll blow you i can't that leads to the next thing i said i don't know if i want to read this no the last part though the last part is facts like the netty part the net i can't i don't know why i can't read i'm like losing my brain i'm gonna say i'm losing my brain i'm losing my brain i'm gonna say i'm losing my brain i'm losing my brain sucking dick is like using a neti pot it literally can have the same effects personally like it clears your sinuses yes literally like i literally i've like well i mean it makes sense

like like if you press here on your face oh Oh, something that I unlocked in Texas when I had COVID is I had one of those Theraguns. And if you put it on your cheeks while you have congestion, it, like, shakes it all out. And congestion is really just inflammation of the sinuses. It's not that there's snot up there. It's snot gets trapped up there, and it inflames your sinuses. So, if you just massage it and, like, you can just. What are you doing? What? I'm just massaging my face next time next time

you're gonna just just suck dick it literally works like dude but then you're gonna give the person a disease with your snot with your cold okay i guess i have one note that i need to read we need to save mason ramamsay the yodeling kid what is are y'all seeing that light i'm not kidding fucking car it was literally the car i thought i was like being like you know what's awesome it's our reactions because my brain saw that in the corner of my eye and i was like i. I know. I saw it. And I was like. Okay. The shield is thin.

They're like. We're combining worlds right now. The veil is thin. If you see a lot of shit out of the corner of your eyes. The veil is thin. Okay. I understand. It's like Ghost of Spice.

Yeah. I was like. What? What's up with him? Where is he? That's the thing. I don't know where he is we need to free mason ramsay okay so rebel wilson and mason ramsay they're trapped somewhere i think okay what made me write that down is like mason ramp okay cutting for i'm cutting for mason ramsay i'm gonna start the hashtag cutting for Mason Ramsey.

Remember when- Cutting for Axel Weber. Do you know Axel Weber? No, but do you remember when it came out that like- I know, I think it came out that like Zayn was smoking weed and like people were like cutting for Zayn. Like people were so freaked out by like him smoking weed. That's got to be the most traumatic shit to experience as like a celebrity. I'd be so fucking pissed.

I'd be like, y'all are dumb as fuck. Y'all aren't loyal enough. Our viewers are not loyal enough. It's never once have I seen the ass act. It's always freak high, freak high. It's never cutting for emergency. It's never cutting for Drew and Inya. No, please actually don't partake in that because I'll fucking shoot you in the face.

If you partake in self-harm, I'm not angry with you, but I'm disappointed in you. We can joke about it. We are allowed to joke about it. Yeah, we are, baby. I'm sucking Drew's finger right now. But I'm going to look into Mason Ramsey. People who are just listening don't know that that's a lie. I'm going to look into Mason's finger right now but um i'm gonna look into mason ramsay we're just listening don't know that that's a lie i'm gonna look into mason ramsay right now and you can just

carry the podcast and i'll get some information um i'm trying to think of anything else um okay okay immediately sorry yes this is a bit no Immediately. Sorry. Yes. This is a bit, no? Wait, what is he singing? His song, but he's working at Subway. I don't know.

I think it's a bit. It's like when Trisha, it's like she was working at Domino's. He's in his Trisha Paytas era. That's toxic.'s a bit that's as far as i'll go acting like you're working like just like a regular job yeah i don't why are famous people obsessed with doing that being like i'm just like you like i'm like i'm sitting here like have i done that before like as a bit and i'm like, I'm sitting here like, have I done that before? Like as a bit. And I'm like, we did work the heaven store, but it wasn't as a bit. We actually literally worked. That wasn't a bit. That was a vibe.

That's the difference. Some of y'all are making bits and some of us are literally creating. Curating vibes. I'm going to put my ID vibe curator. Like, cause that's kind of what I am. You need to actually start that fucking app soon. My vibe curation, the vibe curation destination vcb oh vcb vcb tofu let's hit that spot actually soon i'm gonna fucking hit you in the face they got that

um really creamy fucking tofu come on come on tofu i'm in my meat-eating era. I love a good meat in my mouth. You are in your meat-eating era. She actually is. It's crazy. I love filling my hole with meat. All of her orifices are just filled with meat. Yeah, it's honestly like it's toxic. Pores.

Hors or pores? Oh. Pores filled with meat. I literally, if you gave me the option every day to eat prosciutto with cheese crackers and honey specifically creamy goat cheese yeah that cream we did we just love a good cream we're actually on the cream we love a good cream and meat combo we're on the creamy meat get the fuck away from us don't touch it further reach a little further i'm gonna if you want it so bad you gotta reach get in you gotta get in camera come on you should get to me too lift up oh you're

you've been in camera this entire time i just was looking at the wrong side like et phone home hey that's what i'm gonna make a rap called phone home et phone home what okay like what what does that fucking hell like lucas is saying eta pta paul thomas anderson speaking of i saw magnolia in theater and it was different from how i remembered it that's honestly the most like like awesome review of a movie ever like you literally i was so your jaw like like you wait you're like no it was just underbite i remember it being like a lot better yeah it was it was awesome and then what it was is the environment i was in let me let me paint a picture it was at the beverly was in. Let me paint a picture. It was at the Beverly News Cinema. Literally, how are you going to paint a picture?

Bitch, I'm a fucking artist. I can paint a picture with my fucking words. It was 7.30 showing, dark outside, a little chilly, a little foggy. We show up to the Beverly News Cinema, which is fucking Quentin Tarantino's theater that has to be on film he's such a fucking weirdo about it which i and i respect all of his weird quirks so much but it has to be on film and obviously that attracts the most disgusting crowd of people you can imagine like cinephiles like just gross people who are obsessed with movies like immediately after something so bad i know what you're gonna say and just keep it by your tongue by your tongue um the most disgusting group of

people that immediately after they watched the movie they went to letterboxd and wrote saw on 35 millimeter because we saw it on 35 millimeter because it has to be on film if it's gonna be in tarantino's theater um we pull up we had our tickets already um i'm gonna break in and play a dvd on these motherfuckers he would freak his fucking he would lose his shit i'm not kidding he would freak out um i just imagine the crowd of people that were there it's just gross gross people well we sit down in our seats and obviously like we do a little trolling like our group of people were trolls we do a little trolling we're loud as shit we're making jokes um we're obnoxious and the movie hasn't started yet no one said anything but i could feel eyes darting and like it wasn't a good vibe that we had curated so like

we all like settled down um we all immediately understand that like oh like we shouldn't be rambunctious in this because people are actually angry with us so we chilled we chilled out and then i went to the concession stand because he played like 40 previews before the movie for some fucking reason um and when i came back someone had sat in the seat right next to mine which like okay not a big deal i was scarfing down my fucking hot dog i ate the shit out of that hot dog one of the best movie hot dogs I've ever had, if not the best movie hot dog I ever had. And I start smelling the smell. And I'm like, oh, dear fucking God. And it was like a shit odor mixed with the stale cigarettes.

And do you know when you wear a mask a couple times like your breath like kind of imprints on the mask so when you put it on it's not disgusting to you but like if you smelled someone else's you would like be physically repulsed yeah well that smell was radiating from this person so he had been wearing this mask that he was wearing for ages probably maybe beginning maybe months uh potentially months um and he sat down next to me he um just smelled like cigarettes and which i could i can get past the shit smell and the cigarette smell but what happened next was an atrocity so like it was a war crime like i actually was i should it was a hate crime like it was not okay um he was sitting there, and he had taken his mask off.

He was burping the entire movie, and it was the most rancid fucking burps I had ever smelt in my entire life. Like, piercing, furious, like, hot fucking guttural deep gut burps. Maybe from his descending colon. Like, maybe. Or ascending colon. Like, maybe from, like, a part of his body that, like, burps have never come from before. Because they were rancid. Like, burn your eyes.

Make your eyes water burp. Yeah, I fully would have gotten up and moved. No, and it was the entirety of the movie. And I was sitting next to Elsie. And I was embarrassed because I was like, I hope elsie doesn't think i'm the one burping so in every periodically like he would burp and i'd like actually like gag i'm like like actually about to start throwing up now like i'm not kidding it was like that bad my eyes are watering again i have watery mouth and you know when your mouth goes watery right before you throw up.

I would like have to lean into her airspace to like breathe air when these burps happened. And it wasn't like, it wasn't like, oh, like once every 10 minutes. It was like once every five minutes. And it was so hard to enjoy this movie that I had already seen. And it's already the longest fucking movie ever made. It was three hours. It was a four hour affair, like the entire event. And like, I just like, that's why it was better or worse than i remember but it's still a classic and the soundtrack is fucking incredible that sounds like a fucking you know dude i fully would have left i

would have been so mad i i considered it several times and i was like i can't like make a scene in front of all these people um but yeah it was really really bad that's just gross i don't even have anything to say it's just so nasty oh i'm like thinking about them move you're gonna cry um well i didn't see any fucking movies we were on a good one right before we left i know it's literally because i don't have tiktok so now i just watch movies oh wait on the plane what did i watch oh no i didn't watch a movie i read a book i was reading i've been reading more i've been watching more movies um because i don't have tiktok anymore should i delete tiktok live right now no i need it i don't know because i one of the things I wrote was this. Also, I haven't had TikTok for like a week and I think it's made me a bigger bitch because I have too much time to wither away and think about things that shouldn't bother me.

So I'm going to get it again, I think. Wow. Because like now I'm just like, instead of being irritated. You detox for a week. Yeah, instead of being irritated with random people. But I think I still can't even do it. Like I realized I had it on my iPad and on the plane I i started watching and i was like i really don't fucking care to watch anything right now like i don't care to watch a tiktok like yeah it just gives nothing

to the world yeah it's just like not the content i want and i was like if i'm gonna dedicate like even an ounce of thought i'd rather dedicate it to a show or a movie because at least that's like not i'm i don't want to sound like an old bag and be like tiktok is so stupid because i do like i'm sure you agree too there are tiktoks that like do cater to like cultural importance and like they're teaching things and they're funny and like yeah there's like a lot of parts of tiktoks that are really good but for the most part like at the core of it which is also how i use it it's kind of just like to look at yourself, to like see trends, like that's not really, I didn't use it to see trends, but like a lot of it was like also fueling this weird game of like trying to find something first. And

like, I don't know, like, I just don't, there's like such an undertone of competition and like insecurity in TikTok that it was starting to like really feed into me and i was like i don't like that like i don't want to carry that and like that's crazy that you thought about it like that because me jake um me and jake had like a really long phone call where we literally said the those exact things where it's like i think the introduction of like comments with like and being able to like a comment is like one of the most toxic things. And like it rise to the top of like a comment chart. Like, I think that's one of the most toxic things the internet has ever done because already the internet is an incredibly hateful place because like people, I mean, we perpetuate it. It's like,

whatever. Um, but like being able to like say something really fucking hateful and then watch it rise the charts it just like triggers something in your brain to like be like okay like i'm gonna get addicted to saying mean things and hopefully it rises to the top i think also like not of course i know that i perpetuate like a lot of like hate and bitterness but and not to be like but i get a pass i think there's a really big difference between the like bitterness that's on tiktok it is so like driven into like it's like driven by morality yeah like morality and ego and like better than thou yeah like mentality that it's not a fun bitterness because i can get down the camera's recording i'm not kidding shut the fuck up you're so annoying i can get down with like like and what's crazy is for the first time

we're having a real like introspective conversation for like the first episode in like eight and he has to cut it off like i can't help myself um but yeah i'm down for like bitterness and like gossip and like being a fucking cunt like i live for it i love it but something about tiktok like cuntyism is really really deep and like it's just a lot of anger i think literally the pushing point was which this is gonna sound stupid but like I saw this thread where people someone said something about someone I know and the sentence itself I was like this is a perfect like sentence to prove how fucking delusional the people specifically on this app are because it was a sentence along the lines of it was talking about someone I know, which maybe this is biased.

But I think if it was about anyone, I'd be like, no, you're pushing it. Because basically the sentence was like, I hate so-and-so and that they have this empire that they built. They don't deserve it. And I was like, do you hear yourself in that sentence? Like, you hate this person because they built something it's not even like this person what i'm thinking of like comes from like money and like nepotism like it's not even like that you're literally the sentence you just said is insane it's like you don't think this person deserves the thing they worked for like critical

thought yes it's like it goes it's just think a little bit i'm the last person to say think before you speak no because i literally really i think there really is a difference and i think that's why like like we not that we get away with it i'm sure there are people who don't fuck with how like bitter and like annoying we are but there is something to be said because it's always been on the internet like think about like fran Lebowitz for instance she's bitter and like annoyed by everyone and frustrated to the core of her being but she's a really good comedian yeah and not to be like we're really fucking good comedians but like there is a difference between like we say our stupid shit and then we move on there is such a deep hatred in TikTok that like there isn't a moving on it's kind of coming from

a real place yeah it's coming from a real place. Yeah, it's coming from a very real place. And then it's not fun. And I found myself like because I am bitter, like leaning into it. And then I was like, I don't like this. Like this isn't a fun game. Y'all are all so fucking angry. Like literally watch a movie.

I've said it so many times. TikTok is the worst thing in modern history to happen to humans. Like it's so evil. It's diabolical. Will I stop said it so many times TikTok is the worst thing in modern history to happen to humans like it's so evil it's diabolical will I stop using it probably not because I am addicted and my brain loves the little serotonin hits but I find myself like scrolling for hours just lost on it

and I'm like what did I watch I couldn't tell you the last video I watched other than Mason Ramsey that is a curious case we need to figure that out but yeah I don't know if i'll get tiktok again like i do miss it for like because again in that same context like i love a good serve moment like i love a good reason just for like being pretty yeah like to get on there and be pretty and be sexy and i like love watching other people feel themselves and whatever

but i don't know if i'll get it again because i'm just like maybe this is better that i don't do this um and i have a lot of movies to watch i have a lot of you gotta catch up to catch up with on the other side so i think i'm gonna chill i'm gonna chill off tiktok i did get it back to comment on, I can't say her name. Soli? So toxic thought syndrome. Oh, yeah. I did. I did.

I didn't have to redownload it. Or I guess I technically did because I got on my iPad. But whatever. iPad baby. Yeah. I commented on her TikTok. But yeah, I'm off the app. I don't fuck with it.

It scares me. It's too much. It's too much too mean and that's coming from a certified fucking cunt yeah i feel like the second i'm like this shit's too mean it might be real it might be like crazy because i am a fucking bitch like also not to mention this like like like they it made it where like anybody can feel like a a tinge of fame so like you like post a video and like you immediately go viral and then people are like addicted to that i just it just like depresses people like it because like you get like this like you build this like really

big audience but like it doesn't really translate and then i don't know i've just seen like a bunch of people like posting on like close friends and things like that that like came from tiktok and it makes me really sad because i'm like these people are awesome and genuinely funny people but like i don't know i don't know i haven't it's a very it's a really like recycling app or not recycling but it like rinses through people like so quick. And it's just like it's really not. The turnover rate is crazy. Yeah, it's just like not really good. And like I think as I get older too, I don't know where I've said this, but I've said this before. I was having a conversation with a friend where I was like the older I get, I like really do feel bad for like the younger generations behind us because we we got like the internet where

a lot of people use the internet for like using the internet's sake like it was just like it was a fun place to go and disconnect and like find things to be interested in and it wasn't so like oh whoa describing getting on the internet as like disconnecting from reality like in a healthy way kind of in the beginning and now it's like you have to disconnect from the internet because it's unhealthy yeah it used to be like a fun escape from reality and now i think it's like it's it's this hyper reality that doesn't fucking exist it's like just all these i don't know it's a huge conversation but i was like i feel bad for like the younger generation because the way they get they have to use the internet now is really like

intertwined with their real life so they have to be on it even though it's like unhealthy because like the thing is when we were using the internet and when people even older than us were using the internet like we were using it because we really liked using it. And now I feel like most teenagers have no choice, but to use it because that's the only way to really connect with your friends. Relationships. Yeah. That's why we need a decentralized internet,

right? Kai. Yes. We need an internet peer to peer owned internet, not owned by these evil corporations like Google and Microsoft and Apple. Don't fucking say all that we're not gonna get our ads i love google microsoft and apple please sponsor me um but no genuinely like if it wasn't controlled by these like money hungry corporations like it

would be a fun place because that's what it was in the beginning it was like everybody but i mean like but when you really think about it at this point it's like so far past that it's just now it's it's human nature it's always been human nature to want like like fame and like attention and to feel seen now it's just on such a grand level that like no that's what i mean it's like in they like infected our lives with it like they like pushed it on to us in like very unhealthy way. Like now, like you literally cannot survive without the Internet, basically. I had this idea.

I heard this quote that Jim Carrey said where he's like, I wish everybody could experience fame so they could know that it's not that great or something. Something along those lines. And I do think that TikTok's really bad, but my optimistic thought was that it's almost democratizing fame so much that it is allowing everybody to experience that thing that Jim Carrey was talking about. And part of me is like, I don't know, maybe we'll see like a

mass disillusionment to fame and we'll see like since everybody will get their 15 minutes of fame everyone will learn that it's actually not that great but I think if anything it's getting people addicted to it like and it's making it more I think it's like tangible it's making it more... It's tangible. It's just out of reach. Yeah, because it used to be like, oh, I would have to bust my ass to be famous. And now it's so tangible that people get it for a little bit and they don't get to experience it maybe on the level that Jim Carrey did.

So it's such a small context of what that means that they're like, oh my God, if this is what the little bit tastes like i want to know what the big part of it tastes like um so but yeah i i guess i do get that though but i'm just very pessimistic and i'm like look at all the fucking like influencers we've seen that just like yeah but yeah no but there is some good to it because like i guess the one up about influencers is because they're so like humanoid to the public eye like versus celebrities they're very like this ethereal thing that you can't touch they they feel so out of this world and with influencers

there's a lot of cons to this but the pros of it is with influencers they're held at such a human standard that they really get like you really just start to see that like oh these are people making like a lot of mistakes which the con of it is then it like fuels this idea that like you're not allowed to make mistakes yeah you're not allowed to make mistakes and like but i guess it is like a little humanizing to the idea of like what it is to be a celebrity but there's still that weird divide um yeah that i'm gonna shut up because i should like go on about the tiktok servers i was gonna say we should blow up the letterbox servers we should get all the cinephiles into one theater to go watch um blue valentine or some shit like some really sad shit that they're like this is the epitome of late this is the fuck i always fuck up that word epitome this is the

what is epitome like that's not a word i think that's how it looks like it would be pronounced it's like epitome no way epitome epitaph oh no it's literally because that's how it looks like it's what do we pronounce the epitome of fucking sadness or i'm trying to think of like a cinephile like this is a classic like there is no beating this every time i watch this movie it's so good um what like taxi driver phantom thread oh yeah nah a fight club they'd be like that's really we're still talking about fight club a real one is costa blanca i've never seen costa blanca isn't that that olden ass movie in black and white the artist is a really good black and white movie have y'all seen that and it's a silent film who

would have thought um um i forgot what i was saying oh yeah we should get them all in there and then blow up the letterbox um headquarters while they're in the movie so all of them get out their phone at the end to go leave a review and it's not loading and then we watch them all freak out and then um what's that uh that explosive you were talking about we we blow it up but not like to hurt them but just like around so they all get really scared and then they never watch another movie again yeah we like and we can all just go on and enjoy every movie we watch and it doesn't have to be this like weird like i don't know we've set up these like never mind never

mind there's all the rules. The rules to cinema. Why can't I enjoy Marvel and then also enjoy good movies? Like, why does it have to be one or the other? Why can't I like Spider-Man No Way Home and then enjoy Chunking Express? Exactly. Why can't I watch both of those in a row and be like, this was the best night of my life? This is, I've said it before. I'll say it again.

Anytime I watch a movie, it immediately becomes my most favorite movie i've ever watched immediately i've been catching up on all the fucking classic 90s movies and i'm like why why are y'all so weird like 90s was full of fucking monsters but they're all such good movies so whatever yeah i i can't fight the truth. With that being said, let's get into media. First it'll piss you off. What is it? Something. First it'll piss you off, then it'll set you free. It's probably the other

way around. What is it? God damn it. But first it'll piss you off. It'll set you free. But first it'll piss you off. It'll set you free. But first it'll piss you off. Literally me when I watch all the movies that are popping on. The truth will set you free, but first it'll piss you off.

Hey, bad bitch wanna be my bae. Hey, bump me down like the IA. Hey. All right. My media of the week. He, he. Dude, I got into another conversation about he who shall not be named. Surrender by your mama. Oh. What the fuck?

By suicide. Suicide. what the fuck by suicide um uh wandering star by portishead and so far away by charlie xcx i've been on a binge of charlie xcx and sky forever and lana charlie did you listen to like pop tune stuff or her orgy no i'm listening to like uh what's it called um my something romance wait oh true romance i was thinking my chemical romance um true romance such a good fucking album literally undefeated like that album no matter what year i listened to it like it is so fucking good sky for our nighttime my time yeah like come on up. Tad it on your body. Get into it. It literally is.

Like, it. I actually need to get a couple of tattoos removed, but that's a different conversation. Okay. Mine is Latin-esque. Actually, I think I've said that one. It's okay. Scratch that. There's no people.

Between the Bars. It's a cover of Between the Bars by Chris Garnier. I surrender. Then we got You Are by Lionel Richie. Hey Rich Boy by The Millionaires. What the fuck? Yep. I just got a bunch and then since i watched magnolia one by amy man what's that that's when i played um one is the loneliest number

um my movie recommendation um happy together curious haven't seen that one Movie recommendation. Happy Together. Curious. Haven't seen that one. It's another one car away movie. It's really good. Oh, wait. Let me see the cover. It's about the two guys.

Oh, no. I haven't seen that one. We're like dating and stuff. Okay. I watched Magnolia. Good. Watch it. It's probably Paul Thomas thomas anderson's

like magnum opus um and then i watched the most disturbed movie i have ever seen more oh okay i was gonna say more disturbed and i was literally gonna mention that one yeah um the skin i live in uh be forewarned it's it's really fuckingnarly. It's gnarly as shit. There's a lot of movies that I watch that I'm like, this was a good movie, but it's really gnarly, but I don't recommend them on the podcast because I don't want to start up too much conversation. But if you guys want...

Good plot and screenplay and good writing, The Skin I Live In is a classic, but be forewarned, like, there is some gnarly, dark. Very gnarly and, like, it could be triggering for a lot of people. Yeah, yeah, dark tones in it. But that director has, like, a crazy, like, Miss Pedro, what's his name? Yeah, I don't know how to say. Pedro Almodovar. I really want to watch a bunch of his movies.

We should watch one tonight. Yeah, that's the one that we saw at the Academy Museum. Yeah. Yeah. I really want to watch. I want to watch the one when he shrinks down and becomes a little person and goes into that girl's vagina. That one looks good that one what is that one called i can't think of it oh i think that one's time me up time me down

but i don't remember all right no that's not that oh fuck i can't think of the name all right well that was this episode thank you for listening um peace and love I put on a new bracelet that I just found it says green friday oh wow I just found it I went through all my shit recently all my drawers and my Heidi spots

that I put on my sentimental stuff and it was really great it was awesome I found so many little things that I'd forgotten entirely about i found a phillips hue light just hidden away oh where are you gonna put it i think i'm gonna put it behind my desk and have it's one of those like ones that like shoot up at the sky oh yeah yeah i'm gonna put it behind my desk i think um or maybe in the plant corner um but yeah i recommend go through your little things your pile of little things that you haven't seen or touched in years and you will be super happy

you did it all right well thank you guys so much for listening see you next slay Bye.