Emergency Intercom - gay guy hit by lightning

Episode Date: July 9, 2025

Drew got hit by lightning and it turned him straight. Enya got a wall e chair that has an ipad and a toilet attached to it so she can watch the secret lives of mormon housewives without having to get up to cr*p or eatSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This is an iHeart Podcast. Hi guys! Welcome back to Emergency Intercom. Drew is still, well he's off of like a few meds right now including like perks, oxys. There's that new one that people RP 10 is that what? That I keep seeing? Uh, I don't know. I don't do drugs.

Yeah. He's off a few things, but he's okay for the most part. It's just we went camping and while we were at a state, a storm came in and Drew was trying to avoid the car because we had a rental car and he didn't get insurance. He never gets insurance on our rentals. And he was running out to make sure

hail didn't break the windshield. And he got struck by lightning Roll the fucking clip of me getting struck by goddamn light and brother shit is so fucking embarrassing like it It's not like you need to reframe it and I've been trying to explain that to you. It's fucking karma. It's fucking karma for me laughing at people getting struck by lightning and trees getting exploded. It's karma. But three times, that's lucky, no? I'm trying to help him.

That's not lucky. That's like the- He's alive! That is the opposite of good. He's barely alive. It's like some people- My body is burned. 70% of my body is burned. Well, I saw on TikTok shop

you could get this really good aloe vera for like 30 cents and it's a gallon. So you should just get that and just rub it all over. You should just shut the fuck up. How about that? Whoa, whoa, not cool. It's ever since the lightning hit him, he's been acting so mean.

I always assume when- This is y'all's fucking fault. This is y'all's fucking fault. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Gay guy gets struck by lightning. I always assume gay guy gets struck by lightning. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha fucking scowl All right, let's roll the clip again just I think you're just I'm not kidding you do have to read like reshape that or like Refashion it reconfigure it in your mind. God is giving you the lemons of getting what?

Refashion it reconfigure it in your mind. God is giving you the lemons of getting what? Dude, no, your ears are probably just gonna Don't hear that. It's the sound of your skin cracking. Okay You know when you like burst your eardrum and you can hear like I Literally have that right now. Is that what that is this year? If I press like my temple it feels like it's like the ear drum is going in and out like it's kind of impressive How you've made your hair look like one of the hairs styles from like killer clowns in the outer space Cynthia. I Look like Cynthia That's who knows Cynthia from

Rugrats guys wicked to comes out in November and that's not that far away serious Also, we haven't like addressed the elephant in the room. Inya, hey. All right, something bad happened to his brain. The idea that the lightning heard you straight is really funny. I think that's what it feels like ever since you've been all wrapped up. Maybe it's because I'm missing your gay face.

Because you just have a gay face, you know? I literally don't. No, missing your gay face. Because you just have, you have a gay face, you know? I literally don't. No, you don't. No, I don't think you have a gay face. Some people do have gay face though. You have a bit of, you have like, I have a gay face. You look at your face for more than three seconds.

I will say, I do think he has gay penis. Penis can't be gay. Girthy, big and happy. Yeah. Doesn't even make sense. No, it makes sense. Well, we did go camping in Utah. And I am not kidding.

I fully understand how some motherfucker made up like Mormonism out there. Like I really get it. We were only out there for like three days. And I genuinely mind you, they don't have as much weed or smoke as much weed as I put down, oh boo hoo, nothing's changed, I'm going to rehab soon.

But I like literally get it because being out there, I genuinely felt like I started to build like, I think I have telekinesis. No, it is such a special place and I hate talking about it because it is like America's best-kept secret Utah America's best-kept secret No, it really is because everybody avoids it because of like the Mormonism shit and like the hyper religion Which I fully understand but also T is like the pride in

Fucking Utah specifically Salt Lake City and the surrounding area is honestly so fire. Like the amount of pride f**ks or flags that I saw hanging. Get out your pride flags, I mean f**k. The was actually really amazing. Like it really. The thing is, he's not being agonic for once but the one time you're

expressing gay pride in all seriousness you look like I'm wrapped in fucking gauze no they were really about their gay shit there they did not play no it was sick granted their major city literally looks like

if I took a viva and started my Animal Crossing Island and then gave up like an hour Also fucking bull and it's like a Smog pit like literally it's dirtier there than it is in LA and it feels crazy to say but like Like the amount of smog in the air is crazy. But like also that opens up another conversation I literally don't give a shit like Like the air quality could be like the worst it's ever been. Like I literally don't care Sanger try to try to be normal. Take it off.

The look that you just gave me was so helpless. No, oh my god. I know what you mean though. Well, that's also because, girl, let's face it. The air quality is not, we're living in pristine times right now, we're gonna be like, damn, the air quality in 2025 was so good, like I could breathe out there. Oh, I did just order my Wally chair.

They're finally, they have the pre-order for the Wally wheelchair. Nice. The one, mine has an iPad in it. A rose toy, they added that. I was gonna say mine has a dildo. Act your butt. Guys, I'm a bottom now.

I'm exploring. Believe it or not I wasn't before, but after the lightning, all I can do. It's expanded some things. No, it's really, really, really expanded things. No, honestly it's like poppers, like in a weird way. Like getting struck by lightning? We should make it a fad. Like the hot water challenge.

Hot water challenge y'all. For the clip. Wait, when's the last time we had a trend like that? That was like, devious and making fucking criminals in your kitchen. Basically kind of innocent. Because I genuinely do think, like I don't think the person who started hot water challenges innocent But I think like the girl I guess The last time was that girl feeding her dad churros

Tiempo probar los churros Wow. Oh. Oh. What the heck? Wow. Yeah, that fucking bomb blowing up in his mouth. It's so crazy. It's really fucking crazy. But yeah, no, someone needs to make another trend

where they make like mustard gas in their microwave in the kitchen. Actually someone does not need to do that. Yeah, I was gonna say no, because isn't there that guy who literally terrorizes on, there's a bunch of guys who do it who like just go on Omegle and stuff and get kids to put random shit in the microwave.

Oh yeah, they put eggs in their microwave and they explode and they destroy their microwaves. Dude, my Instagram reels like have been so insane recently. Like it's literally just like The most evil prank you've ever seen in your life like it's not even funny It's just like it's just being mean to people like it's literally like going up to someone and being like Hey, like would answer answer genuine. Hey, would you want to? Go to the movie and hang out with me today, or would you want $100? Um, I'll take $100.

No, no, no, say the friend. Or say the- You said answer genuinely. No, no, no, say you would wanna go to the movie. Okay, I'm gonna go with you to the movies. And then he goes on and he's like, will you fucking lose her? Like, oh, you wanna hang out with another man?

And it's like this poor old soul that really just wants a friend, and I feel so bad for him. What's crazier is most of those people, it's not even about them wanting a fucking friend. They see an iPhone and it's like at first, it's like how fucking know and that's like. Oh wait, I'm being recorded.

I have to be. Oh, I, no. I would hate for someone to go to the movies alone. Yeah, double it or give it to the next person. Did irreparable damages to society because everyone's now on their best behavior on camera. Like, I'm sorry, I'm not doubling it. I'm taking the hundred dollars. I'm not going to the fucking movies.

I'm doubling it. I'm doubling it too. Doubling it and giving it to the next person? Yeah. No. Is it cash? I'm a giver so whatever. Some people are takers. Nick Rafferone. Baby he's the giver, and Drew he is the tinker. Are you, can you breathe?

Like are you all right? He's fine, oh my God. Everybody's like all up on his shit. Fuck, I was saying something earlier and I forgot. Put a popper under his nose, wake him up. Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God. I've been wanting to talk about this for so fucking long. I've been wanting to talk about this for so fucking long. I've been wanting to talk about this for so long, y'all.

So we know me and Timothy Chalamet are really close friends. Like this is like a thing we talk about all the time. Like we're really close homies. I went to a birthday party and he was there and I made him laugh. What did you do? I had a whole bit about poppers. I think I had the last vial of poppers in LA, by the way.

Can I see it? It's in my Yeti bag. Oh yeah, we're making Yeti cool again. You're making Yeti bag? We're making Yeti cool again, like, onto the next. Like, we're reclaiming Yeti, like, come on. Gay people get Yeti this year, it's the least we can give them. No, like literally, like let it happen.

Like that's what I'm willing to give you guys from my culture, is my Yeti. But also I'm not gay. What? You were just talking about being bottom. I'm more like- Straight guys can be fucking bottoms, like Kai is a fucking bottom and he's straight. Yeah, you can be both. My dad on the phone recently for the first time ever

was just talking to me and like, I've been talking to my family way more on the phone because I've always been like pretty bad at talking to them on the phone. And he was like just giving me advice and he was talking about my future and he's like, you know, like any like man or woman you end up with and that is the first time he's ever like

said something like that and I'm not kidding, it made me laugh. Like kidding, it made me laugh. It literally just made me laugh. Being gay is so funny, actually. It literally is hilarious. Okay. Not you having... My future to my parents has always been so unsolid

other than the fact that like, baby, I'm a giver. There's no other solid path for me other than the fact that I'm a provider in that way. But it's so funny because I only lend them more and more confusion about my future. They're never getting grandkids. Nah, that's a lie.

I think I wanna have kids already now. I'm pregnant. Oh dude, the X-rays came back, Drew, from when you were at the hospital. Oh yeah. They got his like his head area a piece of shit is it a donut? No, it's poop I thought that I thought you were gonna show them this x-ray of me Hold on. I like my fucking I have to type my passcode in now

I think it's like something that people respond to TikToks with I think. Shit, Brian. If someone has like a really bad take or something. I thought you were gonna show them this x-ray that is mine. Oh my God. Dude, like the way you look from where I'm sitting is so crazy.

Like I just wish you were real. It's so sad that Drew's not real. I have been sleeping in Drew's bed almost every night still. Like that's still going. It's not a bit anymore. It's like I can't sleep without Inya in my room snoring next to me. It's like growing up, I couldn't sleep at friends' houses if their dad wasn't snoring because my dad snored so loud

that it would like lull me to sleep and I only broke free of that once I moved to LA. And now that Inya sleeps in my room, it's completely ruined me. I can't sleep without loud fucking thunderous snoring. Like y'all, Inya's snoring is horrible. Yeah, I do snore like an alcoholic dad who like

breaks everything in the crib like it's crazy it's bad or no I don't feel like it's bad every you are an alcoholic dad that breaks everything in the crib I kind of am huh you really are and you're stomps around I break things by accident dude I am like genuinely just too heavy-handed and like heavy bodied like I don't have intentionally remember what I was telling you to telling you and Orion about is it's like you need to start moving intentionally and slowly like and I'm being dead I'm being genuine right now like once you like are aware of your movements and you move I just have no patience no I genuinely do believe you I oh oh god

this is just like a new post lightning thing he's just oh my god he cries all the time now no I did sit in here two days ago and sob in that blue chair and I took a picture the vibe of my fucking chair up That's why it's so weird in this chair right now Do you wanna see the picture? Aww do you look cute? I was crying crazy I've never cried like that in my life

I was like fucking Maybe you needed that I did and then I tried to do like the Inya like cry photo And it just didn't work Aww you look cute but like it's not like me though But you look good I just got blessed but it's because I've like, I feel like seeing me cry isn't even that big of like a,

oh my God, she's crying. It's like, oh, she's fucking, yeah. She's doing it again. She's crying. That's what me and Drew say. Bitches be crazy. I feel like I just cry so easily. Okay, actually this actually is like kind of hurting me.

I don't know, I wish you had like a tattoo. Nah, it looks good. I wish you had a full beat on under there. Reveal yourself. I'm like moving intentionally. Shit off of me. Get it off of me! No, but that is how I move.

Like every no matter, like I, and it actually is a comment I've gotten from partners is like I can be- I am a very sweet person. I can be silly. But like I just like I just like run through life. Like I literally just move through life so quickly. Oh my god. But yeah, I just like everything must be done immediately and quickly, because if it takes too fucking long,

I'm gonna kill myself. I'm gonna fucking kill everyone I know and I'm gonna kill myself after. Dude, my friends. I wouldn't kill anybody, I would just only take myself. Some guy did that to her unironically. The pussy looking thing. Don't say that he was.

I've become like a cuss. Yesterday, Kai said my pussy smelled good. Oh, he did. Do you remember that? He literally did. He said it out loud. He stood in the doorway of our clay room and said it out loud. It was crazy.

Weird as fuck. I'm sorry, if a woman around me is feeling bad about their pH that damn. Oh yeah, I shouldn't give context. I did yell my pussy stinks. Yeah, that was an absolute issue. And it literally does. No, it literally does. context. I did yell my pussy stinks. Yeah, that was a good one. No, it literally does.

It's not like fucking tuna in there. Like I was so scared. No, I'm about to phone a friend and call everyone who's been in my box. And anonymously, anonymously, we're going to have to like alter their voice. So two people clock it. Oh, come on. I personally and I think you're clam juice I Do have to up my body count. I think that's what's missing from my life Actually, I need to go to the doctor and see why I have the kind of night sweats that literally without so crazy

Is everybody night sweating right now leave a poll because there's like Leave a comment leave a comment if you nice wet if you nice what because I feel like everyone is night sweating down right now And I don't know if it's just the state of the world or what but like some shit is like really going on in the stars Like yeah, it might be because every day we wake up to like in dressing actually the worst most like chat GBT kind of news like it literally feels like somebody's like What's something that could happen tomorrow that? Would shit the fabric of society and we'll do it every day.

Should I, wait, should I show the video of the telekinesis? My telekinesis I've been practicing on? No. I sent it to you and you didn't respond for hours. I don't remember it. You were probably on fucking drugs when you saw my telekinesis video, which is crazy because for me to trust you with like a video of me actually practicing something that I've been like really honing in on is fucked up.

I don't remember this at all. Was I at the wedding? Wait, why did you get a gay lesbian app notification? Oh my God. What the fuck? What was it? I'm not kidding. I get so many gay dating app ads on my TikTok. The only ads I get is gay dating for girls. It's like meet the trans girl of your dream,

meet the lesbian mask of your dream, meet the like the butch queen of your dream. Oh my God. What is my phone trying to say to me? Clock it. Well, I stumbled upon something that I don't think society is ready for because if they were ready for it, it would have already been a thing that everybody

in the world was talking about. Remember that doctor that would fuck up people and give them the worst plastic surgery you've ever seen in your life. And it would just be their whole face covered in staples. Well, it turns out it was actually really good plastic surgery. It was just like a day after the procedure

and like the healed photos like kind of looked decent. But I found something that is the most horrifying thing in this. Doctor needs to be jailed. He needs to be locked up six feet under the jail he is fucking evil for what he does to these people but oh wait this is this is actually so funny since we were on like a three-week break I was like what if I don't know how to do the podcast anymore like and I had like a

lot of anxiety about like maybe I just like forgot how to do it and I had a lot of anxiety about maybe I just forgot how to do it and I just couldn't imagine myself doing it. And my buddy was like, well, just come prepared with good topics. And I was like, yeah, I've been writing topics down for the last three weeks. And he's like, okay, well, what's your favorite topic? What's the topic you wanna talk about? And I was like, oh, eye color change surgery.

That's my favorite thing. This is the topic I'm talking about now, but his response was, oh. Oh, okay. Cool. Cool, buddy. Well, also like it's because not many people would like to sit around and be like,

oh my God, stupid people, stupid people. These two people are stupid people. Yes, and? Literally improv geniuses over here. Eye color surgery. Boom, I want that. But do you recognize? I do, yes, and? I want that.

Okay, so this is a woman that just got her eye color changed, click the video. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, click play, click play on that one. The other video is playing through. I know, but click play on that one. Yesterday I had my, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, The thing is is she had gorgeous like the most beautiful like golden eyes I'd have ever seen before this and Then they did that to her and then scroll down one about ready to go in and get your eye color changed

How you feeling? Wanting to do this for a long time. Oh wait, this is like a whole fucking video So you can see her eyes before and then skip to the end What do you think your friends are gonna say? And their eyes are all like bloody and red and like I saw them like two weeks healed post-op, like versions of it and their eyes were still red and they were like, oh yeah, like my eyes

are still scratching and I'm like, girl, you got like bunk ass LASIK and you're gonna have to start putting blood eye drops in your eye. How the fuck do you even do eye color chain surgery? What the fuck does that mean? It's literally a- Are they like resin putting eye drops in your eye. How the fuck do you even do eye color chain surgery? What the fuck does that mean? Are they like resin casting new contact in your eye? It's basically a contact that they lift the first layer of your iris up

and they slide it underneath because this guy films the whole fucking surgeries and it was blowing my mind. Okay, that's what I never understood. Even back in like Dr. Miami Snapchat days, how is that allowed? You sign consent for them? No, I know, like I'm sure, I know about like the legality

of them being able to do it in a way that they don't get sued by the patient, but I mean, why is your license not being removed? Why is there an iPhone in the operating room? Why is the iPhone in the room? Like that's crazy. I don't want an iPhone near my open body. Like what, what if you fucking dropped your shit in my fucking body?

Like what if you had one of those wildflower little like bejeweled things around your eye, your cameras. And then when you're like doing the surgery and taking a video of my fucking intestine, some of the gems fall out. Yeah, that somehow gets wildflower gems in my stomach forever. Who's gonna be brave enough on OnlyFans and let a really hot girl bite the shit out of their dick just to see what happens?

That's definitely a thing. Yeah, that must happen. The dark web. Oh, nevermind, nevermind, nevermind. I see, I didn't mean it for king purposes. I meant so that somebody can reap the benefits of capitalistic ties to that. It'd be like a rule that already has an audience.

I was thinking it was more funny, not in the kink way. I got a bidet. I don't know if I told, oh, you tried it, right? Yeah, no, I sat on that bitch for 30 minutes. Yeah, but you said it cut you. No, the fucking water is so sharp in these bidets. The water is sharp. It feels like a serrated blade is like stabbing my butthole

Well, maybe it's like when you don't floss and like your dumps are hypersensitive because you don't technically wipe or ever Like that it's more building my tolerance up to the bidet. Yeah, the only time No, I guess your butt doesn't get used ever unless you poop Well, that's I don't guess your butt doesn't get used ever, unless you poop. Well that's- And I don't poop. It used to not get used. Yeah. But now it's getting used a lot. You're saying it like you're so jealous, it's like crazy.

I actually don't give a fuck, and I've completely moved on. No, Kai gets so mad. I really don't give a fuck. Have there been any points where Kai's like hit you up to hang out? No, not once. And there's just like someone else like- Not once. There's just someone else who's like taking the ring.

I'll show the fucking text. Kai said, gay sex in the morning is not sexy, to hang out and there's just like someone else. There's just someone else who's like taking the ring. Kaya said gay sex in the morning is not sexy question mark, question mark. Here he goes. Like I need to throw up. You're not bagging me bro. LOL as if I would ever fuck you. LOL who said you'd be fucking me you soggy bottom.

We know this. Then he said poke restaurant I saw last night. Raw explosion, raw explosion, nasty. You're literally nasty. I want your raw explosion. Wait, yes, can I come over right now? Hello, answer me. I'm close Drew, answer.

I have a boner, answer. Where are you? Like, can you drop a fucking pin? Fuck, fuck, fuck. Emoji, fuck, erm. All right, I'm gonna head out. LOL, no, I want you. I know, not happening, okay, I don't give a fuck.

A middle finger emoji. So crazy how you were twisting the tongue. How long did this back and forth go? It was, at one point it was just me texting him. For like an hour. I wish I was joking. I was like at one point it was just me texting him. For like an hour. I wish I was joking. I was like at a wedding. Cool, whatever.

We didn't ask. So I really don't give a fuck. I really don't give a fuck. I'm playing around when I text you that shit at like 3 a.m. Yeah. And then he sent me couple stretching and he sent Inya that. Oh, he sent that to me too.

He's me and Jur have caught Kai twice this week sending us the same exact texts. And I was so tempted, if not yesterday, like two days ago, I wanted to like both of us text him the same things and like see if we could get the same replies out of Kai. And then I was like, oh, that's kind of mean because if you got caught doing that,

I think you'd actually be like. A little embarrassed. Me texting you both, we should try. Stop with the stretch. And the picture's crazy, we'll insert it, but let's look at my topics, let's see what I have to talk about. Well, I got tagged in this thing that it was like,

oh, this literature phenomenon of women versus woman and like how like most people in our urge, a literature phenomenon of women versus woman and like how like most people in our urge, this bitch is not in this field, but she was just saying she notices a lot of women say women for woman and women. Are you literally just moaning and groaning at that? Like at the thought of women? I'm obsessed with women so you can continue.

Kai really is obsessed with women. You saw my eyes dilate? Yeah. You saw me blogging. Keep going, keep going, keep going. I actually am intrigued by this. Oh, she was just talking about how a lot of people don't know how to differentiate the two and she wonders if over time we'll see that.

Like woman, women? Yeah, like that we'll just see it kind of blend into, like we, I feel like there's probably a lot of words like that that we all just mispronounce and nobody really gives a fuck. Like subconsciously we're always mispronouncing things. And you gotta humble yourself. Yeah, just like humble yourself

and you will continually grow. Yeah, because everything is coming to fruitition soon. Like it's all coming to fruitition. The thing is, I feel like we started that joke between our friend group only because all of us mispronounce things to each other all the time because we won't shut the fuck up. No, It's all Josiah. It's all Josiah. Like Josiah has come up with every single one of those except for Fruition. Fuck what was Reigns? Like Expondently or something like that.

Expedition. No. But yeah I got tagged in that a bunch and honestly, it's kind of fucked up because Yeah, that's it I just count I can't pronounce certain things I'm sorry There's so many things that I mispronounce and I'm trying my best I know how to say volume now, right because volume boy. Yeah Volume did I say it right the first time? Volume? You said it very wrong at one point. Volume.

Well, because Josiah made fun of me for so long. Turn up the volume. Yeah. Like volume, the anxiety drug. But I see I didn't grow up in the nasty fucking uncared for little disgusting places y'all grew up in. I grew up with parents who taught me right from wrong so I wasn't interacting with Valium. It's actually like a drug for anxiety disorder so you're fucked up. Wow.

I don't give a fuck. That was really fucked up. I literally don't give a fuck bitch. I'm gonna go on a drive around LA and throw my Prozac at people. I was crying laughing the other day. I literally think everyone just needs to get on Prozac, not actually. I was crying laughing the other day because

I saw a video, this isn't why I was crying laughing, but I saw a video of someone with cancer shaving their head, like their friend was shaving their head, and I was laughing because I was like, bitch, if you have cancer and you ask me to shave your head, like their friend was shaving their head. And I was laughing because I was like, bitch, if you have cancer and you ask me to shave your head, do not expect me to shave mine with you. Like do not have that, because I do not have that in me. I'm sorry if that makes me a bad person,

but like don't try to trick me into shaving my head. Like do not do it and don't expect me to do it alongside with you. I will shave your head for you, Anya, I I will but I don't think I'll be buzzing mine You wouldn't shave your head for me. Mm-hmm, and anya will not be taking off her wig either. Yeah, I Forgot you wear a wig. It's a new one. It does look really nice. You got a new haircut or a new wig cut Yeah, I went got it trimmed because it was growing weirdly. Yeah. I have, I have a newer wig. I have like a very like...

Extensive wig collection. It was a part of my WALL-E wheelchair pre-order, but the wig came earlier. Wait, what? My WALL-E, you know in WALL-E... A wig? A wig came with my WALL-E wheelchair. I don't know why that's so crazy. It was like a combination deal, but it was, I don't think they're doing it anymore.

So if you guys try to get it, you're not gonna get that combination. It was like one of those things where the website had a big countdown that was following you around the website while you look. Why do websites do that? Like, can the real chill the heck out? Like why, everything you put in a cart on some sites, it literally, it feels like a fucking bomb

is about to go off because there's just suddenly like Like a timer of 20 minutes and what I have 20 minutes to buy everything I can dream of before Someone else is gonna buy it. No one else is gonna buy it right now. And if I wonder if it takes it off the site If you put it in your car, it takes it out of your cart So like you know, I mean like if you put something in your cart if it takes it off the site for 20 minutes so no one else can put it in their car it gets put on hold but like imagine having like is hunting me virtually for this sweater like who wants this sweater that fucking bad that they're just like watching on hold and they're like oh the second this gets

out like I've never had had something taken out of my car and like somebody scoops it up. Like it's not a fucking in real life sample sale, bitch. It's fucking endless online propaganda of like resold. Did you see the Balenciaga sample sale that a bunch of people got invited to? There was a Balenciaga sample sale and it was fucking crazy,

the prices of these Balenciaga pieces, and it was actually really disgusting and eye-opening to see the upcharge these brands do for these. Oh, upcharge for a sample sale? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Oh, you mean seeing, yeah. The pieces were originally four grand and they sold for $68 at the sample sale.

And I was like, what? Yeah, and that's like selling them above that cost I'm sure, which like it was so crazy, it was so crazy. It was greening me the fuck out and I was like, damn, damn, damn, damn. I mean yeah, that's also like when you go to outlet stores even, like it's crazy. But also some of that shit, even for sample sales now,

I kind of wonder if they've like hit the outlet game. And a lot of these brands are just making pieces for that because there are some sample sales, not Balenciaga. I didn't see that one. But there are some sample sales where I'm like, the whole point of this is it's leftover stock and samples like the sample of a product are like different, and that would be like varying sizes, maybe the inseam is different, like that's my assumption of a sample sale.

Why is there like this unseen product, but you have like 300 of them? That's not a sample. But I guess a lot of things do, like you do have to order in bulk, but I have a hard time believing that like. took 300 iterations to get one piece, right? Like girl, they don't give a fuck that bad. Is this funny? um a ran-through side What does it have calluses on his hand oh

That's good, I like that. Okay. I said that to one of my friends and they were like I Oh, that's good. I like that. Okay, I said that to one of my friends and they were like I don't get it. Because they just watch, right? Well, no, sides like jerk off or blow They don't do top or bottom. So- Calluses on his hand like he was jerking off a dick so much he got calluses on his hand

But like wouldn't a side interact in sex just as much as like the average person so wouldn't we like kind of all have Calluses no, I'm saying ran through ran through you're missing the point of the ran through Yeah, what about his mouth? I'm very like a ran through bottom Oh, he has a loose soggy fucking hole or a ran through top Oh, he has friction burns on his dick like oh I ran through side. He's got calluses on his hand Do you think you could actually get calluses from like jerking off that much? There's no way. I mean, I think he am I,

but I've gotten friction burns on my penis when I was like 13 from jerking off like six times in one day. Well, I've gotten friction burns from having too much sex, but like on your hand? On my penis. Oh, I don't think that's, I don't think that's sadly that uncommon,

especially for people who are having like mid sex. It's not at all. Friction burns are like not uncommon, I don't think that's, I don't think that's sadly that uncommon, especially for people who are having like mid sex. Like friction burns are like not uncommon, I don't think. But like, I mean, from your hand. And I was 13 and I thought I had STDs and I literally had never had sex. And I was like, oh my God, it's over for me. I have herpes. Like I have open sores on my penis.

You gave yourself an STD. The first boy on the planet to give himself. Well, it mutated in my body. Right, right. Well, I don't think that really makes sense because you have to acknowledge the math. Oh, I was going to show you this song. That would work if the side was somebody who like nobody wants head from. God, I fucking love Red Bull y'all. I'm back on Red Bull. I'm back on my bullshit. I fucking love Red Bull, y'all. I'm back on Red Bull, I'm back on my bullshit. I need advice.

I got on, or I'm getting on Chantix today to stop smoking dick. I'm actually so curious if it works. It will. It worked on my friend who was like very, very addicted to cigarettes. Long time smoker. I don't think I'm ready to quit.

Like all my advice is, I'm just not there yet. You know, like I can recognize problems and I'm very aware of them. It's okay guys, calm down. I think just a little, little less. I think you should cut your dose in half. I know, that's what me and my therapist were talking about. She was like, you should get CBD joints

because I smoke so much weed, but I genuinely need people to understand at this point for the most part, especially when I'm just sitting around the house, it becomes like, it's become now the way I used to smoke cigarettes, which is why I stopped smoking cigarettes because I'm just an oral fixation person.

And I genuinely do. Kai opened his eyes wide as fuck at that by the way. I was excited by Drew's, the anticipation of Drew's reaction. But I, I just love smoking. Guys, I missed y'all. I missed y'all so fucking much.

You have no idea. Yeah, I did. I did. But it was really nice to not be on my phone. Cause that's, I like genuinely haven't been using my phone the past month. And I think I kind of want to like keep to that. I'm back to just watching tornado videos

when I'm on my phone. And that's good for my brain. It's insightful. I've been off my phone down. It's intelligent. Like there, I have at least like four days a week where my screen time is just two hours, which is fucking lit.

It's probably three days. No, my screen time is probably crazy. But no, I have like three days a week where my screen time is like less than three hours, like bordering two, like it's honestly so lit. But then I just have my mega dose days where I just get it all in in one sitting, one doom, one doom scroll,

get all the information in Intel. Me saying my screen time's been down, oh wait, no, this doesn't count, so much of it is YouTube and I listen to, oh, okay, nevermind, it's YouTube and Hulu because I have been binging Mormon Housewives. Y'all, that fucking show. Why didn't no one fucking tell us about that show?

I'm actually kind of pissed because I know because it's crazy. That show is good as fuck. Secret Lives of Mormon Wives is a goddamn reality TV show masterpiece. It is so rotted and gutted and terrible. And these like, you can tell, like what makes it so good, I'm like, I really thought about this.

What makes it so good is I'm like, I really thought about this, what makes it so good is all of the girls on that show recognize that they are in a reality TV show and they know how to make good reality TV. And like, people aren't afraid to be the villain and like, we always need the villain. Like, that's why Drag Race sucks right now is because everybody wants to be Miss Congeniality.

That's why the new season of Love Island sucks is because everybody's trying to be like, oh, you're my girl. Like, oh, I love you so much. Secret Lives of Mormon Wives, like, they're all evil. And they know they're evil, and they play up the evil. And some of them actually don't know they're evil. Like, Whitney is truly, truly an evil person,

which I can, like, respect because, like... Well, I just started season two, and, like, I'm not that far in, but remember your sister-in-law was telling us that like apparently there's a switch up. Like, cause we started watching it cause when we went to Utah, I was talking about Love Island,

but I was kind of falling off of Love Island, which I kind of have been because as most people know this season is just like what the fuck is happening? Like literally none of y'all like each other. This is weird. Like in terms of coupling, like I don't care for any of the couples.

Last year I think genuinely was like a feat of dating reality TV and it won't be beat so I was falling off and she told us to start Secret Lives of Mormon Housewives. That show is so good. It's too good and also Taylor. The first episode is the craziest like Girl, what the fuck?

Like being back in Miami and going out with my family and hearing what everyone yeah, that's why I like it Yeah, it's like just family drama. Yeah, literally just feels like oh he's in prison again for his third DUI like oh he's in prison again for his third DUI. It's like oh my god, I'm gonna learn. And then when he comes out it's like we love it like it literally it's so just like it's not I don't even because I don't think it's necessarily rotted obviously there are a lot of parts of it that are rotted because what the fuck do you mean? It's just the basis of this friend group is your online presence together and I do think they all have real relationships but that's a whole other thing but it really is just some local shit that's why it's good but I'm curious if the second third season are that crazy but I don't know like Taylor

Taylor like they tried to make her a fucking villain like also if you haven't watched like sorry this conversation means nothing to you, but it's very important to me to have this conversation within you Taylor They tried to make her a fucking villain yeah, and like she's the realest bitch on that show Demi too. She's the most normal I like Demi I really like to me my favorites are Taylor and Macy so like those to me are the two girls and I fuck with Jen She's like the hair girl the hairstylist girl her new salons are crazy to Jen I mean again

I think I'm so obsessed with all these women because the literally all of them remind me of people in my family like Jen reminds me of my one aunt who is like How Repeating information doesn't make you the saint, but God bless. Like literally that's like my, like everyone in that show is someone in my family and I love it.

And sadly, like I don't think I'm Whitney, but they're my biggest fears that I am Whitney. Yeah. And like- You're Whitney, baby. I think there are parts, but I think there's parts of Whitney in all of us because I've like, I don't know. I think you get to a Whitney when you let your people pleasing tendencies take a hold of you

and put you on moral high ground which I think is really easy to get lost in because it's just like I'm helping people I can't be doing the bad thing like it's like no because you're helping people for you exactly oh he's got green aura with flies get a fly flying around her. See, I'm telling you, tuna, you smell the tuna filling up the fucking space. Stop, because I actually, I will say, I think I'm the cleanest and most like, best-smelling. You are the most neurotically clean person I've ever met in my life. It's actually like, annoying how often you clean yourself.

Like, it actually affects my day sometimes. You don't stink. I swear to God, I would tell you if you stopped. No, I know I don't stink, but that's what I'm saying. It's like, it's actually crazy. Oh fuck, I was thinking of something. Oh, I have a scab on my head and I cannot express how happy I am because I've been picking the fuck out of it.

And like it probably will lead to infection, but that's okay because that's even better. Because for me, a wound that I can pick at and then have to tend to is amazing. I was gonna say something else. There's something about my OCD. I realized a thing I do to myself, but I can't remember. What?

You're fucking weird, bro. What? The scab feels so good, and you know what I mean. I miss bleaching my hair because I used to get crazy burn scabs from burning my scalp and picking at those scabs My birth mom one of the like few things I remember her saying to me is As like a kid I had to have been in like fourth grade and I was in her closet and I said something You were in the closet?

No, you know what's crazy? You weren't. I've literally never been. You were openly gay, pansexual, trisexual, whatever the fuck. Yeah, I've never been in the closet. Bitch, you can't make me not say shit. Like what? I don't give a fuck. Give me your box, give me your fucking, ill, what do you even call a wiener?

I don't wanna say that. Cock. Cock. Cock and balls. Cock and ball torture. We never talk about Cock and ball torture. We never talk about cock and ball torture. I love CBT. Maybe we could have a whole segment. Well, we'll do JOI CBT.

What is that? JOI CBT. Jerkoff instructional video in cock and ball torture. Okay, okay. I can definitely do the cock and ball torture stuff because I've done a ton of research. You've done a research, but you haven haven't practiced so it's not really a passion because if you like if it was I just don't believe in like to me that's a

going to college and studying but you're not taking any of that knowledge into the real world. Can you not say that because I do have imposter syndrome about this. Does hairspray cause cancer? Huh? Does hairspray cause cancer? Everything does. Okay because it's for real like it's gonna happen like the hairspray cause cancer? Everything does. Everything. Look at what you're sitting on. It's for real, like it's gonna happen. Like the hairspray mixed with the foam chair,

I sprayed it and it got all over my face and it's like really freaking me the fuck out. You're fine, do you know? There was somebody who put gorilla glue on their head like four years ago and they were fine. Wait, what was the outcome of that? Did she have to pull her hair out? I don't know, I don't remember.

How did she get it out? I think she had to go to the hospital and they used a medical grade remover or something. I also hate how clowned on she was. That was a very dumb thing to do. We can all recognize that as a society, but looking back, I'm like, I mean, I've seen crazier shit.

Yeah, I mean, I've done stupider shit. Yeah. I put motor, yeah, it was pretty crazy. I take kind of that back. I kind of take that back like that I've done such dumb things But I really did get her from the beginning because there's that one Joe that's like a mocha the gorilla or like whatever It's like fucking gorilla booker. It's not so I was like, oh, maybe that's what she thought it was. But like, gorilla glue should just make hair stuff.

I feel like they would make a llama. That might really be very confusing for people. Actually, yeah, and it also might be like a legal issue. Cause the mix up would be crazy, but you just don't sell the hair glue in Home Depot. Like no one's going to Home Depot. You know that redhead girl that loves gelling her hair down?

The one who was in the army? Yeah. Yeah. That's it. I also love- She started her own gel plan. I love our new vocabulary, it's like, you know so and so, yeah, like we are, it's gonna be so confusing in the future, because I don't know that person, I don't know her name, but I know her name, but I know yeah, and I know the room she used to sit in

You take me to that room. I know my way around. I know she started a gel brand and I know her carpet is beige And I know she loves slicking that damn hair back. Oh hell no Guys Guys, this is just temporary. If something else is gonna go here, maybe, we'll see what happens, but that was really scary. That's the second time that's happened

when me and Kai first put it up in circle. We should take it down before we leave this studio. No, cause it's gonna crumble and I'm gonna fucking kill myself. Guys, do you like the new studio? I love it. Or the new art cover, the cover guys. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh you like the new studio? I love it or the new art cover the cover guys But she might go here she might go there

She might have to go up here because I think she might be too big or she could go here Yeah, I'm gonna say on one of these two shelves, too But yeah, and you did her damn thing with the cover and then Kai cams gonna go like right here Yeah, I'm the right to the right of me to get my good angle Okay, there's no good angle baby. Yeah, I'm gonna say cuz oh you can AI that good luck. No, that's just continue it that one hurt I love gay bars. You love gay bars. Yeah, I love gay bar I know Drew's trying to convince me to go to a gay bar with him this week. Am I allowed to go to a gay bar though? Yes, you're gay.

Not that kind. Actually, no, that's literally a lie. My taste in men is like a Twink's taste in men. So actually I shouldn't go to a gay bar because I'll be like, hi, hi. Okay, well, my media of the week is I watched the Pee Wee docuseries and that was amazing. I watched the Ali Willis documentaries right after

and that was really good. Mormon Housewives. Yeah. That's what I'm about to do right now and finish the set. They're the cover art. My media is Under Your your spell by snow strippers grins by Charlie XCX and 24 hours by sky ferrara that fucking song I'll give you one more just because I'm a good person.

There's like this little, this song is having such a little moment right now that no one's talking about, but Party for You by Charlie XCX is a banger. What is that? It's a small little song, but no, that song is so good. That song at the end of Bottoms, I genuinely think was the best use of a song in this generation in a movie ever like

That was the most. Did Rachel stand at do bottoms? Or was she just in it? I think she wrote it. She co-wrote it with Emily Who is this number that keeps calling me because I'm literally not gonna answer like you need to leave me a fucking voicemail You need Instagram jazz alabias And then Jasmine demo by Jay Paul with that fucking album That fucking album y'all. Oh my god transformative oh my music media is nothing in the world by love, or Nothing in the World, like Love by Labi Sifre, which Drew hates. That song really feels like I'm at the fair in the 1940s.

La de de de de de. It feels like Coco Montrese with the hat. It's such a good song. But it does make me feel like, what's the Bjork music video where she's dancing around the street? You fall in love single. But that song reminds me of that like labby song. Be like a

woman by Chris Rainbow Star of the Story, part two by Veda. And Favorite Daughter by Lorde. Mm. Let's hear it for the men of the year. Men in the music business conference. Let's hear it for the all men in the music business conference. Welcome back to Emergency Intercom. It's here for the Orlando Manna Music Business Conference. Welcome back to Emergency Intercom.

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