Emergency Intercom - Gypsy Rose Met Us

Episode Date: May 10, 2024

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obsessed with me exactly i'm giving them like an upskirt shot right now i know low-key your freaking junk is gonna to fall out. So we've come to the conclusion of who's who in the challengers. Yeah. I think Kai has a take on it too. Okay. I want to hear. But wait, before we go, let's preface.

So if you have not seen it. Challengers. Just listen. Yeah. Do whatever. But there was a lot of conversation around me and yen kai and who's who and challengers um and i feel like we all have different takes on it but i'm curious to hear everyone's and then i'll say mine well i think it was interesting because at first everyone was like

oh and yastashi just because like the girl but then people thought about it and they were like oh but drew's like manipulative yeah i'm kind of evil i'm a little wicked but also brings out the best in people through very like horrible tactics and ways and he's the most ran through so people are saying oh oh well i don't think anybody's like really no one is saying that i'm ran through oh Oh, well, let me check my notes. Oh, OK. You collected notes. Who said that?

You didn't like take detail of who said that. That's my job. Well, whoever said that, you're fucking done. I'm going to find you, bitch. Don't say that about my boyfriend. A lot of people said that it had like 10,000 likes. No. Well, and when he can't get it done.

So Inya's Pat and your arch or art i think that i am art no kai is the tennis racket i'm the i'm the churro yeah wait because i get ate up no i okay here's the thing because you're sweet and spicy exactly churros are not spicy but i'm bad like oh like ketchup but no no no no we gotta go back so churros aren't spicy you're just basically saying ketchup isn't spicy literally uh okay but ketchup is like in this moment it's only correct that i um don't demean y'all's culture okay and i can understand that from your upbringing. Have you ever had a slice of pizza?

The red sauce on it is hella spicy. It hurts my tongue. The red sauce. It hurts my tongue. Okay, you go. The final thing I was going to say is, I am art because I seek love, and I'm not getting it.

And I validate you. And you're mad annoying. And I'm annoying as fuck. But my body goes crazy. Yeah, yeah body is absolutely haircut haircut is tea yeah haircut and body is tea yeah um and i am patrick because i'm conniving and i want to have fun and i don't give a fuck and i I'm going to send it. You're never, no, the realty is, is you were never in the wrong in the first place. Like, we were together. Kai came in, broke us up. I got with Kai.

It's actually sounding like real life. Yeah, real as fuck. Real as fuck. Yeah, I think. It's getting a little too real. Maybe we. I think I'm. Let's talk about it, yeah.

In my opinion, I'm all three of them in different ways. Okay, so you're trying to see how you can Center yourself in every situation Drew's the ball getting passed around I agree well Patrick also Smokes cigs Right? Me as fuck Yeah that's you

And you got brown hair And you're like a little rodent that wished to be a man What the fuck are we talking about And you just have brown eyes I actually think he has blue eyes. I saw the greatest review on Letterboxd and it was like, Art and Patrick are like,

if two mice wish to be human. And that physically altered like... The way I viewed them. The way I saw everything. But they're sexy hot and I don't give a fuck. I want to fuck a little mouse. Hey.

Oh, whoa. Okay, we're gonna... I don't think you should. I want to fuck a little mouse. Hey. Oh, whoa. Okay. We're going to, I don't think you should say that. Why? Why would you like, that's like bestiality. Oh wait,

I've never told this story. I'm like, speaking of bestiality, um, there's a movie by, um, the, the director's name is like,

your mama's vagina i'm waiting for you to say something to me um yolanda no no you know you know what i'm looking for don't play with with me. You interrupted me. What do you think I want to hear? I'm sorry. I love you. Look at me. I'm sorry. I love you. You're not looking at me. You're looking around. I love you. I'm sorry. No, me. Sometimes I look at you and I'm like,

I love you. Say it to my face. Y'all can't see, but I can do this awesome thing where i move only one eye um andrew swears you can do it but i swear i can't you can't every time you do it you just cross your eye wait hold on look i don't think the camera i have a video i have a video of it no we had a video of you trying to do and you couldn't do it i can't roll my eyes either when i try um okay anyways so we were like going i was like going on a trip and i was like oh damn i want something to watch on the plane so i was looking through my watch list and i was high as fuck and

i was looking through it and i just like saw the cover and the cover just has this director's name really big and i like from the small like little box of it on my iphone i read it as fucking animal so i looked up fucking animal movie bitch the the search like what it gave you back i'm not kidding i never like i literally was like shaking i was like oh oh like on my ipad like trying to like delete it and i was like oh my god and ipads on the airplane are the brightest fucking thing ever i was so humiliated projected it on the ceiling. And I was moving stuff around. Bitch, her name was fucking Amal.

Like A-M-A-L. But from the little box, that's what I thought it was. I was like, damn, this is a weird... You should be saying that. What? Get your mind off the... Fuck. Again.

But yeah, that was my embarrassing story of me not clicking on something and looking at the because that's not even the title of the movie i didn't know the title of the movie and i was just like oh just look up the director i'm sure like the movie will come up bitch a lot like actually way too much stuff like that literally i mean it's literally illegal i can't believe i can actually google that and just see it like yeah so if I end up not showing up for next few episodes. You set that up perfectly because once you get caught, you can use this as evidence and be like, look, I was just- I didn't do it.

Yeah, exactly. Well, I didn't contact any links. Don't fucking play with me, bitch. Okay, guys. Something absolutely massive groundbreaking earth shattering oh yeah just break the table absolutely please please um something absolutely earth shattering groundbreaking happened and it's hard for me to talk about because the world doesn't know yet but i met we met our idol oh wow we met i almost forgot we literally did something so big and so huge and we met gypsy rose yeah insert insert clip and video here and picture or whatever. Mm-hmm.

Wow. Wow, wow, wow. I can't believe it finally happened. No, like, literally, that is manifestation. Like, in its purest form. Like, literally, from the genesis of this podcast, I was saying I want Gypsy Rose as a guest. She needs to be on here. I need to meet her in some capacity.

And it finally fucking happened. Shout out whatever the people that organized it. What's her name? Jada? Emily. Emily. Jada? Emily. Emily. Jada, Emily. No, Jada is actually Jada is the girl from the company who

likes our podcast, but she couldn't make it out, but Emily was there to like introduce us to Gypsy. Yeah, and we had like a moment with her on the side and it was pretty crazy and it was very surreal and it was kind of freaky and so many emotions i felt but ultimately um it was very magical and she's a sweetheart and she's cunty and blonde and

she knows her fucking poses my bitch pose nasty literally we got like live photos and me and drew were moving around and she literally was like light as a feather stiff as a board like we'll insert the live photo she was not moving from that fucking pose it felt like when RuPaul's on stage facing the spotlight and like everybody's talking to him and he's like like not looking at anybody

not looking away from the light I'm like your competition left us wanting more. Like, that's what he does. But that's what Gypsy was doing. And it was so good. She was actually so nice. I wish we got more time to talk to her.

But also, I didn't want to be one of the, like, million people who were, like, harping and, like, breathing down her neck. We had a moment to, like, off the record, quote, unquote, like, have a conversation with her um but we opted out because she was having a ciggy and like she had been going going going since she landed in la and we were like girl we want to give her like some fucking space to breathe because she's been like doing panels interviews carpets and then she had to talk to our dumb asses which is like always overstimulating which we made her laugh like oh yeah laughing her ass off yes i know when she was first meeting us she was like who the fuck are these people like why did y'all bring them because we were literally the only like people from our like career there like i don't know if that's a good or a bad thing i don't know if people said everybody else opted

out because they're like yeah i don't know I don't know. I don't know. I know Brooke and Tana, apparently. Yeah, they FaceTimed her. And I bet they were just on tour and they couldn't make it. Yeah, because I'm like, there's no world in which we're the only people. Yeah, but it was awesome. And she was probably like, who are these people? Like, what did y'all do to me? Y'all are watering down my image. Like, get them away away from me but little did she know that we can make a girl laugh

i know we were making her crack up and then we filmed our little tiktok with her and then we parted ways and i wish we got to speak to her more i literally just wanted to ask about like her vibes i was i wanted to be like what do you do with your free time like i'm actually so curious but i actually don't think she's had any free time since post do you just hear my stomach oh my god that was your stomach yeah that was my stomach oh i thought that was a motorcycle it's not like a helicopter flying over yeah i'm about to shit myself guys like um but i wish we had more free time with her but yeah i and i wish i smoked a cigarette with her and i told somebody on on her team, I was like, they were like, oh, yeah, she's going to like take a smoke break in a second. So when she does, like, you guys are free to like go talk to her.

And I was like, oh, I want to give her one of my like Korean cigarettes. And they were like, make sure it has nothing but cigarette on it because she literally can't have anything else. Like, she has to report back to people. Don't fucking give her some shit. And in my head, I was like, damn. And I was like, oh, wait. Oh, she's literally on parole right it was it was very surreal um and i had a bunch of questions lined up but ultimately decided to not ask them um because i did not want

to put her in a weird position um and oh what was it what was it there was it the rose toy there was the rose toy and then um oh i so long ass time ago on twitter um i posted a side-by-side photo of me and gypsy and i did my smile and we looked the exact fucking same like when my face was still twinkified like i could like get in the character and get into gypsy and i was gonna show her that but i was like actually no like this is maybe not a dark dark time in her life like i'm not gonna put her through that this is her big day and yeah that was anyway she became obsessed with us asked for her number and she like won't stop texting i know she's like all she was begging to be on the podcast yeah she was like please put me on please like i like can like catch up with your vibe like it'll be a vibe i

actually don't foresee like meeting her i was like oh you are so normal like i already knew that i already knew she was going to be like a very normal like 32 year old like just like your average like ceo and boss ass like fucking 32 year old like she was in that damn ass blazer she was getting her fucking pick the damn ass blazer like one thing about a 30 something year old woman is she's gonna have that fucking blazer on like she's gonna put that fucking blazer on because she's a working girl yeah she's like she gotta show them she means business um but she was like so normal that i can't actually imagine her on the podcast. It would be really bad for her. It would literally be like, would you ever wear thrifted clothes?

Like, hell no. Hell no. Right. Right, right. Or it would be like when we get in situations with like introverted people. And never, ever, ever put us into a situation. Like, rule number one, don't put us into a situation like rule number one don't put us into a situation like that's it anytime we're like around an introverted person i just find myself like literally bombarding them

with my like extroverted tendencies because i can't tell if they're uncomfortable around me and i i think i just make them more uncomfortable but they always call me back yeah like that's i saw this like what were you gonna say i was going to say we are literally sending the clowns by Coco. No, wait. Grace Jones. It is crazy. When we get invited to parties in LA, we do not fit in at all. It's like the craziest cast ever.

And then they bring us in and we're literally the clowns. They bring us in because we're like. We're comedic relief. Like for real, for real. It's actually insane. We get on the dance floor and dance and then everybody follows. Are we not bring us in because we're like. We're comedic relief. Like for real, for real. It's actually insane. We get on the dance floor and dance and then everybody follows. Are we not wrong, Kai? You're right.

That's actually one of the first things you said to me when I first met you. Really? Yeah. You're like, I feel like when I'm at these parties, I just feel like it's sending the clowns vibes. I've never forgot that. That because that was like the peak era of that, too. That's when we were really going to parties and we started to realize we were like, because

every time after those parties, people would be be like you were so funny and fun or whatever and then after a while we were like is that how we i wasn't making that many jokes i was existing in my outfit what's so funny the fuck they're like you were so funny last night and i was just like drunk and dancing and being silly and i'm like i did not crack a single joke to you i didn't speak to you all night so how the fuck do you know how do you know um but yeah i saw this like uh tiktok psychiatrist um talking about like uh people with adhd and i went and looked it up afterwards because i was like i can't ever trust a bitch on tiktok anymore like me when i trust every bitch on tiktok literally the amount of misinformation the amount of misinformation is alarming and i fall for it every time and i'm so happy that like

only a select few of y'all say shit because like if everybody called me out for the amount of times i spread misinformation on here oh it would be over for me. So keep it that way. How about that? But the TikTok psychiatrist was talking about people with ADHD and how like we communicate and converse. And oh, my God, she read us to fucking filth. I don't like that, bitch. It was horrifying.

I was like, oh, my God. I haven't seen the video. I just got it was horrifying i was like oh my god video i just got it from drew so there's probably misinformation even in that reason yeah literally so she was basically talking about like when like you're talking to someone with adhd or when she's talking to someone who has undiagnosed adhd or she knows like the the one way she can know for certain that something is going on in their fucking brain is that if you're telling a story to them and they reciprocate with a related experience or like they reciprocate with like oh well this happened to me and blah blah blah blah blah and then they start going on a tangent about

it and like it scared the fuck out of me because that's literally how we talk to each other and how we talk to everyone in our life and i was like reading the comments and all of the comments were like yeah like um it makes me feel slighted it makes me feel weird when people do that and i was like like oh my god like do i put people in uncomfortable positions because i'm like dominating the conversation and i was like bitch i literally don't give a fuck because you're boring anyways like your story was fucking boring and i'm relating to your experience and i'm trying to make you feel comfortable and better like suck my nuts from the back that's the thing i immediately went into like uh defense mode where i was like no but like i like no okay so like

the reason i do it is um and i as i was doing that i realized oh yeah i am somebody who does that and it can be annoying but i would like to think that one the people we do it to bitch you got adhd too because we're just telling stories back and forth like when i think of any conversation i have with my friends it's like this happened this happened no this happened this happened this happened this happened and i always just saw as a form of like we're catching up like we're catching up like i'm getting like we're getting our intel back together we're getting things in line and then from there it could be stupid shit like look at my iphone like look what's on my iphone also like why do you need the floor you fucking narcissist like let us share this moment together like you need to like be on

your fucking soapbox like talking your shit like no it actually kind of scared me because it's made me question my idea of communication because i always felt that that was a proper way of communicating and building community is relating and i don't think like i don't think we're wrong i think we can do whatever the fuck we wanted to because we're all gonna die soon there are big earthquakes coming y'all and it's a yellowstone is gonna pop the fuck off and cover the cloud in a mile of ash or cover the sky in a mile of ash and all my veg is gonna die. Can I just say something? I feel like something big is not gonna come

for the first time in a while. I feel very safe. I feel very optimistic about my future and I feel like nothing bad is gonna happen to me. No, something bad is probably gonna happen to you. You know what? I'm gonna push back on that and say that nothing bad is gonna happen to me. Okay, I'm gonna push back on you and you don't talk to me like that. Hold on, you're gonna push back on him push what back

on him because this is between me and you and between me and you not between y'all that makes too much this is too much why are you making it about you uh yeah babe i'm sitting there like what are we talking about and i look like her and i give outfits that look like hers like we are like fashion girls a picture of the way Drew's jeans fall on his fucking feet. I can't with these jeans anymore, right? He looks sloofah as fuck like he literally like it like Drew's feet basically have looked like the sound that like spongebob's like like that squidward's feet make like Wait we need to edit that Can't see your...

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Stream on Stack TV. But no, I'm giving Zendaya outfits constantly. No, those fucking jeans, y'all. I'm telling you. One of the greatest fashion icons of our generation right now you're like that's kind of my butt wait did you see that she did the hat thing now that you guys have the hat exactly crazy exactly that's insane that she she copied us yeah she took that from us no you guys are remembering that we did we got the hat because of her i don't know i don't know damn that's how you know you're a fashion icon when literally

even you're like what people perceive as like your busted fit bitches are like i'm gonna get that though no see my whole arc like i'm about to go down is zendaya twin era um the pictures of her like in her twin like what happened to zendaya's twin like that's the real conversation that we need to be having like where did she where did she go um oh my god that literally oh my god that freaked me out that moment and yeah i'm like actually having a connection with it i feel like we're in a movie right now i feel like we're literally like in like everybody's looking at me stop y'all need to fucking stop what what movie are we in um nothing i'm literally gonna have an actual psychotic break i'm gonna have a psychotic okay do you want me to just keep talking yeah yeah wait what were you saying before we told

you that your life is gonna be awful um oh we're talking about communication right okay how do you communicate kai no i genuinely have been having this thought where i've been talking to people right right right okay yeah i've been having the same fucking I've been talking to people. Right, right, right. Okay, yeah. I've been having the same fucking thought, period. Like, me too, me too. No, I had that thought so long ago, though. Like, I was thinking that for a while. I seriously, in the last, like, six months, I've been like, I need to respond to this person, not with my own story and tangent.

And I need to, like, ask them questions and, like, get outside of my own fucking head. Because I do the same shit. Yeah. And I was like, you guys are talking about that. I'm like right i don't think i have adhd but but i don't know i think like it can be confused because i do think there are appropriate times to do it but for the most part i feel like when i think about moments especially if somebody is having going through something emotionally based or like traumatic or whatever, I will bring up scenarios not and I won't go into extreme detail, but I will throw in and be like, try to like help them

like grieve this like situation or go through emotionally, and then randomly thrown and be like, um, I throw it in as a like, well, don't feel bad about it. Or don't be hard on yourself about that, because I've also had that and like, it will pass blah, blah, blah, blah. And I don't be hard on yourself about that because i've also had that and like it will pass blah blah blah and i don't go like oh yeah well and me and me and me i feel like i just throw it in as a touching base so people don't feel like embarrassed or yeah like yeah alone i think there's like healthy ways to do it because i'll notice i'll do it sometimes and it feels good i'm like oh this is like a pure use of it And then other times that I'm like not in a good mental state, I'll do it for like more narcissistic reasons and I'll just be like very self-centered.

But like I do feel like you could do it both ways where you're relating to the person with a direct experience, a corollary experience. And it's like it's helpful. Like if somebody says, oh, like I like I smashed into someone's car, whatever, whatever. What am I supposed to say? Damn, you smashed into their car. Yeah, damn, that's crazy. I'm sorry.

I hope you have insurance. That's crazy. Like, no, I'm going to be like, well, when I was 15, I got into a hit and run. Not a person. That part. No, hitting them with the 38th,

damn, that's crazy. And they're still not catching the hint. I'm like, damn, no, that is literally crazy. You're fucking crazy. No, damn, you are crazy. The 38th, damn, that's crazy. I'm like, damn, no, that is literally crazy. You're fucking crazy. No, damn, you are crazy. The 38th, damn, that's crazy. Damn, home, damn, damn.

But yeah, I will continue to do that, I guess. But I don't know. I feel like I have people in my life who they didn't fuck with that. They would tell me. Oh my God. Oh my God, Kai hasn't been eating sugar and he just sniffed a marshmallow. He's been sniffing marshmallows and sugar. And Drew doesn't want me to be happy. He's trying to knock me out of ketosis by trying to get me to eat sweets i'm

i offer him a sweet every single time i see him because i'm like everybody needs a little more sweet and sugar in their life but then i was like oh wait i am that too kai kai doesn't need to supplement sugar because i am his sugar bae like i'm everything he needs um i was saying while Kai's asleep at night he thinks he's in ketosis but I've been Mike macro dosing him with sugar in his sleep by just sprinkling a little on his lips nerds clusters dude you eating a nerds cluster right now would implode you like you like a bird yeah I would I would explode if I ate one of those right now. When's the last time you had sugar? I had sugar two and a half weeks ago, and I'm losing my mind.

I just don't, like, there's no world in which I would keep myself from sugar. Y'all have too much of a key. There's something actually happening, and I'm scared. No, Challengers changed us. We were saying that, that like something really shifted in our brains well i think that's wrong but i'm straight and i'm sad my friends won't be meeting me in heaven we're going to heaven that's what you think i've never been what if i turned into that kind of person i just sad i'm not gonna see you guys girl no you literally are that person you put on a facade for the podcast.

Let's talk about it. No, I was telling Kai we need to bring back homophobia for real, like, in a big way. I wasn't saying that. Kai was saying all that. No, Kai was saying that. He did come inside and he was like, oh, my God, like, I was just so homophobic out there. You don't want to know what happened. It felt so good.

It felt so good. He was like, it feels good to just be me. Yeah. To be free. You know that? You know that audio on TikTok that's like, feels good to just be me yeah to be free you know that you know that audio on tiktok that's like oh i'm finally me again i haven't felt like this in ages that was kai when he came and i inferred the as being casually homophobic period oh yeah no i walked into the apartment made everyone feel safe as fuck and i was like oh how's everyone doing is everyone that is true yeah i

really do agree with you though like i i actually think you are in a very secure place in your life in a very safe place and nothing bad is going to happen to you right okay can we please just just touch on that briefly do you not look at me and you're like that person is going to be okay forever i'm like that yeah happy physically mentally and spiritually so happy oh happy oh my god no you do you have been in a really good right yeah everything's gonna be fine are you cooking oh oh it was slowly lighting the house on fire. We were cooking the fucking house. Hold on. Yo, we almost set the house on fire.

Bitch, you just cooked all the fucking germs in that bowl. Oh, no. Oh, the algae. Yeah. My algae, my baby. There's a candle. For the audio listeners, there's a candle underneath Drew's, like, explosive glowing algae cooking slowly no they're

definitely boiled bitch you just made shrimp you just boiled some shrimp they're cooked you're telling me a shrimp fried you're telling me a candle fried these shrimp candle fried rice a candle fried shrimp okay

I told you I told you I told you already told you like a busted soldier that I told you already told you I hate that when told you. Already told you. Like a Boston soldier that I told you. Already told you. I hate that when I see that shirt, that's what I think of. And that's like some random rhyme Josiah made up because his user on Fortnite is pom-pom soldier. And I was like, what the fuck is pom-pom soldier?

He's like, like cheerleader for the Boston soldiers. I was like, what are you talking about? He's like, like a pom-pom soldier that I told you already told you like a Boston soldier and I was like literally what the fuck are you talking about and that rhyme has never left my head and every time I read this shirt I think like that I told you already told you and that's what I think of when I see the shirt now which is sad because also I was wearing that shirt out in public not enough people gave me compliments not enough people were looking at me and being like oh my god i love that movie you're so amazing how many people gave you compliments so maybe you focus on the positive one oh that's not enough that's not that's not close i thought it was gonna be like

seven no it should have been i wanted at least three i wanted to be stopped in the stream be like oh my god not only are you sexy enough to be in that movie but i love that movie and you're making me as horny as that movie made me yeah and why did the way they say this in the gift card they gave me it said why are you so horny when i opened my bombs what they literally did i'll show you they literally when i opened my, look at what it said. What? What the hell?

Yeah, they're over. Loewe, it's over. I made that happen. It said, do you want to leave a gift card? And then I wanted to post it on IG, so people thought that Loewe said that to me. Well, I've decided that camping is like the weirdest thing we decided to do as humans like it makes a lot of sense grimes eating spaghetti and being homeless for three months it's like

the same fucking vibe no literally it's like why did we like evolutionize into having like running hot water on command like food in a fridge that can be safe and kept well so that you don't die from like bacterial disease and then we got all that and we were like damn but i low-key miss sleeping outside like i want to do that instead also i've been seeing videos do people inject botch like botulism in their skin like boat wait i know botox and shit but like hold on wait what like can you get botulism from botulism injections it clocked it oh my god botox is botulism wait what is botulism bitch the shit that's like inside of the fucking canned foods and like the shit yeah i know the term but i'm like running guts botulism do

botulism kills like millions of people a year and like during like wartime and shit they were like getting botulism and literally shitting out their intestines like oh yeah it's like localized though yeah yeah wait but what weaponized it like what what does botox have to do with that because it's like the thing that paralyzes parts of you but on command versus like chronically yeah it is that's fucking crazy why do you even think of that i don't even know i've like i connected like dots in my head i was like botulism um and i probably already knew that somehow and then it just like all came together at once but i never really actually thought about it because i always

thought it was like snake venom or some shit but like or spider toxin have you ever thought of getting botox yeah but like i should um but what was i saying oh camping i've been watching weird ass videos of whoa whoa no no no no what do i need done i'm just saying you need some baby botox where um forehead cheeks smile lines um maybe we could get you some filler in your cheekbones don't you look at my fucking massagers and not say that my biggest insecurity is my fucking jaw no because i was gonna say you should get jaw filler and then i was like no if you got jaw filler it'd be really scary even be more gourded out y'all know i want masseter okay what what what i was gonna say you talk about your face all the time but you have a really good face shape it's literally just like you do you have such a strong and that's what he wants and that's why

you can't say anything oh yeah because that's what he wants he wants you to be like no you're gorgeous so he can literally knock his head forward and be like, oh my God. That's some 4D chess, Toshi shit. Yeah, you have a great jaw, dude. Thank you. No, I actually genuinely am like genuinely insecure by this. And I want masseter Botox, but I know I'd be the bitch that got a fucking injection and my jaw just goes lopsided. Anyways, I've been seeing these girls who go camping and I need to fucking find the

video. Y'all are going too far because it went from going to wanting to sleep outside, which I get. Like, I also want to shit in a hole outside. Like, it sounds fucking fun. But these bitches are going into a capacity that I don't understand. Oh, well, I'm crazy because I want to shit in a hole. No, no, Kai. I don't know what Kai is laughing at.

I just literally existing and Kai started laughing. Is that a Range Rover? I don't know what the fuck it is. Like, is this fake? Did they have like a fake range? She's jacking someone else's swag, by the way. I don't give a fuck. She's a girl.

She could do that. Girls get to steal. This is literally, when I got my car, this is what I wanted to do. I'm not kidding. She goes too far. Basically. When I got my car, this is what I wanted to do. I'm not kidding. She goes too far. Basically. Like all that for one night.

Like it's crazy. A projector. You're doing far too much. Like far too fucking much, bitch. If I went camping and I saw this bitch's setup, I would literally go like stab holes into the tent it's giving fake rain and it's i know it's like like um what's it called those like uh tiktok channels that like clean the house because their boyfriend got home and it's like them unboxing packages and putting things everywhere it's giving like one of those ads or it's like that uh channel that was acting

like it was just two guys with their hands making full fucking houses in the woods and then it turns out that like some guy was a full production yeah there's like a huge construction like you didn't know about that no i didn't know about that god yeah it was outed that they had like like cranes and like 20 people working on these projects at once like the whole thing was fake from the beginning and then like there was probably one real one but even that one turned out to be really fucking icky because the dude was just like forcing these like indigenous people to like do manual labor and they were making millions and millions of dollars and like paying them and literally not paying them at all and just keeping all of the money to themselves and they probably didn't even know what fucking ad

Sensor ad Rev was at all like they just like took everything Yeah, primitive technology all of it was I would only watch those like once every six months and watch every single one of them in one Yeah, yeah, I would become like randomly obsessed with them and watch them to fall asleep Like that I did notice though that the they kind of sure started to get a little crazy Like David Dobrik's how you know those like youtuber houses that are like very minimal like an infinity minecraft house It was getting dangerously close to like a neon sign Yeah, I mean fully crossed the like the suspension of belief when they had like two-story building Yeah, I was was like okay and i

know the rock and sticks they had literal most with like sharks and alligators in it like they were going like way too hard me and josh were talking about this yesterday like how like looking back at all the prank videos we used to watch like they're so obviously fake now but they felt so real to us in the moment like they were all just acting and we were like what is like something like like that is another example of that like those felt very real and like they did a good job but looking back we'd probably be like yeah no fucking shit no shit they didn't build that in one day yeah and we were trying to think of things that in the moment right now are probably

fake like what's his nuts didn't build rome in a day rome wasn't built to today to today to today um you know what i just realized actually is kai and inya kai and inya are the fake bitches that everybody's gonna look back on and be like oh they were so fucking fake but in the moment we thought we were they were real like i'm not real or like i'm a bitch you're fake as fuck oh i'm not fake kai you're fake as fuck you know what i am fucking fake but i really don't give a fuck thank you i really don't give a shit actually don't you feel like that's the new trend forecast like that's the vibe being a horrible person i'm so sad that you're like not ahead of the curve like you usually are so it's sad to see i'll always be good i'll always be good and i'll be waiting arms open for when people come back running they're not

gonna come back they don't like you anymore no one likes you anymore and that's okay i'm comfortable in myself and i love myself you know when you go ahead and you hear the voices that's all the people that don't like you they're talking to me they're transmitting radio frequencies right okay well uh really quick i just want to shout out i went to the uh pink panther show i got scared you were about to do like your own ad read or something oh yeah yeah like i thought you were gonna be like okay quick i just wanted to shout out let me just scrub daddy do an ad read for audible no i was at the pink panther show and no you weren't a girl came out to me who's a fan of the of the podcast yes i was at the pink panther show and no you weren't a girl came up to me who's a fan of the of the podcast yes i was drew you can't make me angry right now because i'm above you and i i'm

no longer playing with your little games i didn't get angry that didn't even affect me she came up and she was the first clip channel for emergency intercom oh which one was it uh emergency intercomed or emergency intercomed oh yeah that's fire i don't know why i pronounced it shout out them that's fucking lit but yeah i've been seeing them like be like looking for us in la and every time we do something they're out of town or some shit and i'm like one day we'll link we're like ships passing in the night one day we'll do like a link and build session with all of the goaded fans we'll do like when jojo siwa had like a bunch of fans like come listen to her album except it's y'all coming and listening to the podcast and being very unfulfilled by the experience like just coming to

like not even a live episode but like we're just gonna play the episode and watch you watch it and you're gonna feel really uncomfortable and feel like you need to laugh and fake laugh and just coming to like not even a live episode, but like we're just going to play the episode and watch you watch it. And you're going to feel really uncomfortable and feel like you need to laugh and fake laugh. And the second we catch you fake laughing, something bad is going to happen. It's going to be over for you. We have a new account that I've been fucking loving, loving down. It's emergency intercom meals. And people submit photos of the food that they eat while watching emergency intercom and some of y'all really need a lot of help like a lot of help because it's

fucking crazy what y'all are eating and that's coming from me i know you have to say the interaction you have yeah so someone posted um submitted their photo and they posted it and it was like four cheese taquitos two gogurts and some random fucking beverage um and i like commented because i was like i said this one's crazy and the account responded back saying like hold on let me read it verbatim um was no one gonna tell me that I have the most square head on the planet? I don't think you have a square head. I just saw myself in that. I keep looking over at myself, and I can't believe I look like that.

And y'all let me just sit here and look like that. That's actually fucked up. You don't have a square head. Someone, okay, I said. You have a normal head. No, I have gray head, sis. I said, this. No, I have gray head, sis. I said, this one is wild.

And then someone said, girl, don't act like you don't eat Takis dipped in fucking Chipotle bowl. Dipped in Chipotle bowl. Then someone said, girl, that looks like your meal. And then someone said, the Emergency Intercom meals account said, I know you're not talking with your chemical wasteland of a stomach your stomach acid should be considered a war crime and then i responded back ate me up to be honest right right oh it's a ginger ale that they're drinking which drinking a ginger ale off of an airplane is crazy work i I'm sorry. Like, I don't give a fuck. If you're drinking an air or a fucking. Yeah, whatever.

Well, we got given Dr. Diet Dr. Pepper by Wendy's last night and Diet Dr. Pepper. I don't even know who the fuck drinks that. Diet Dr. Pepper actually tastes like if I had water in my mouth and i had a litter box that i hadn't changed out for two weeks and i lifted it up and took a smell of ammonia right before i swallowed my water that's what that tasted like the the fact that i had a burger and some chicken nuggets in my mouth and i was like oh i can't wait to wash down this fucking nasty ass wendy's fucking meal with a dr pepper the doctor i was like oh i can't wait to wash down this fucking nasty ass wendy's fucking meal with a dr pepper the dog i was like the dr pepper will save this mouthful of fucking stinky

wendy's food bitch i almost fucking threw up because of that dr it was horrific y'all it was horrific i i've been on a dr pepper kick i've kind of been indoctrinating inya into the vibe a little bit and i was like oh i want a fucking dr pepper this is gonna kill and i was drinking orion's drink and i was like damn they didn't give me a dr pepper whatever i'll just drink this and then i grabbed orion grabbed a drink and i was like oh fuck i've been drinking orion's drink so then i was like oh let me grab this took a sip y'all that shit literally like it was like drinking battery acid. I'm not kidding. It was like the worst flavor.

It was rotten. It's rotten. Yeah, no, it was giving rotten soda. I literally could not tell if this was a real drink that people drink or if like the soda machines had like black mold that they just like didn't clean out properly and it shit out in my drink and I was just drinking mold. Like it was so insane. And I'm sorry if you like

diet dr pepper stop listening to our fucking podcast now i want nothing to do with you you scare me you're dangerous you're evil you're wicked i wonder if it tastes like that out of the can or if maybe it was a little rotten i don't i really don't i don't even know if fucking wendy's has diet dr pepper like that's the tea Like I don't know where the fuck it came from. Yeah, I just took a sip of it and I assumed it was diet Dr. Pepper because it tasted like if Dr. Pepper had like a tummy tuck. Like there's no other way to describe it. Like it tasted like if Dr. Pepper

had a gastric sleeve like surgery. That's what it tasted like. That makes sense. But yeah, it was nasty. I thought you were looking up to see if they had it to make sure we weren't drinking rotten no they did not have it or at least not immediately they have coke zero medium diet coke fanta small coke drink wait no now i need to know no no they do they do wait wait guys we might have had rotten fucking

soda i didn't even know soda could be rotten though like sona could be expired something should expire like in my head pickles don't expire or something with the syrup they put in okay they do have diet dr pep okay thank god i was like actually starting to panic because i was like what the fuck what were we drinking literally what were we drinking um all right well shit no i got a couple more things we're not you're not you're not done with me yet we did karaoke last night um i fucking ate y'all walking into that room it was like a blend of like a couple groups so like not everybody knew each other and we had to all get comfortable with each other being

fucking fools um and i could tell the energy was off so i took them stage i took the stage first i did what i had to do and i just like tried to ease everybody into it um but then i started thinking and i was like oh my god karaoke is low-key a humiliation ritual like it was giving humiliation ritual vibes like we were literally like indoctrinating people into our squad i need to stop fucking saying that damn word because i don't need it in my vocabulary but um yeah squad's a bad word yeah i know i hate it so much but But I'll just read the list of songs that I did last night way. And then I did No Surprises by Radiohead. That was horrible. Oh, we did Stay the Night by Zedd.

Yeah, me and Inya did a joint Stay the Night by Zedd. Then I did a joint with Jester and did Up by Cardi B. And y'all were literally this video. Like, we have to insert the video. Wait, I have to look it up to show kai um and then i did radioactive by imagine dragons which was a banger um and then i finished off with idiotech and that was the worst karaoke song of all time this is literally that oh i love this video this is a classic i've been doing this i've been doing that i've been rocking well um i decided that

what songs did you do what i don't remember oh i did it's. It's Too Late by Carole King, which is not a really good karaoke song, but I was like, I'm feeling my hair, so I feel like Carole King, so I want to do Carole King. Also, that karaoke bar had multiple pages ripped out of the book, so there was just multiple songs that were missing. Also, the song selection is from 2016 to 2018 2018 and they haven't updated since obviously they have

like classics and old songs but like the cutoff is like maybe actually 2016 there's like no songs beyond that um but my intention with the song choices i made was to absolutely destroy the vibe and josh was recording and like i wanted like it to be me like singing very seriously like a shitty boring song and then everybody just like being on their fucking phone and being bored and it worked that's the funny thing about karaoke is it feels like the one place and i think that's why it's such a good group activity where it feels so dismissive and fucked up to be on your phone like it feels really rude to get on my phone when somebody's singing because i'm like oh my god they were giving me their undivided attention i cannot

be on my phone i need to like tap in i need to cheer them on yeah like dance with them like i need to give them all because that like especially when you go to karaoke with like more introverted people i feel like i become so hyper aware of their every move and i'm over analyzing them almost to a point of like insecurity and i'm like i hope i'm not making anyone insecure but i will literally just stare at somebody while they're performing which in my head then i'm like oh my god is this too much like am i giving them like too much attention and they're like getting uncomfortable because i'm looking too much so i'll like do a mix of like looking and cheering and then like looking through the book and then being

like no i just sit on my phone the whole time and just boo people if they suck. Yeah. Like, you're fucking terrible at karaoke. Like, this is boring. You're horrible. This is like 95% of the song. It's just beat. Dude, it's dead silent.

Everyone was talking. You can hear their voices better than me singing. Women and children are made of money and wrong. They don't want to be the head of this world. Women and children are

Okay, well, I think I want to be in a coma. Like, really soon. I think that's, like, something I want to be in a coma like really soon i think that's like something i want to try out but no and ironically though why because you just want to know what your brain i don't think your brain does anything you're not dreaming no imagine like okay like you're in a coma like people cannot be mad at you for like not hanging out like you can literally we have some people who would find a way yeah literally literally you can't they can't be mad at you for not hanging out they can't be mad at you for like missing work obligations like

like i'm in a fucking coma like what am i gonna do like challenge and i just want to disappear in a coma for two weeks and then come out and be chill but isn't that gonna suck though because then you'll have like all this work and social work like we're like i do two months i'd literally do two to six months like would be nice dude but all your work would just stack up against you and then when you wake up it's not like oh okay like i have no work obligations it's then like every day like in and out you're gonna have like 18 things to do yeah but i also think it would be like good character growth actually would be good because i could replace you really easily oh wow fuck you um no i was thinking we could um i could be in a coma but you know how you're like semi-lucid and like you can hear the people around you like i'd love to

see who showed up to my bedside like it would be so gaggy because i'd be like oh like they didn't come they didn't come this is tea because like i've been keeping track of who wished me happy birthday who gives me birthday gifts like i keep fucking track okay so you were fucking evil yeah and i will intentionally not wish someone a happy birthday if they don't wish me a happy birthday like i don't give a fuck i don't fucking play with i don't know if i do that but what i will do is like if i'm like fuck i didn't wish that person a happy birthday it does ease my anxiety if they didn't wish me a happy birthday like I will like go back and look to see if they did but then if I see that they did I'm like oh god like oh my god I have to say something and then I um open up

TikTok and I immediately forget and I'm like oh it didn't exist anyway like it's not that big of a deal and also like I know you in real life and you know I love you so like why do I have to say happy birthday stop playing with me exactly you know what's crazy is I I guarantee I would be the one that like sponge baits you and actually does all that shit because then you get to do it because you would want to do it I would be so excited that you were in a coma I would not sponge bait you no and you would not take care of me like if I was paraplegic and you would literally throw me to the fucking wolves like I would be like if you were shitting yourself I'm not dealing with it i swear to god i'm not dealing with it i'm dealing with it and i'm celebrating it thank you thank you you went like this with your hand like in it i imagine you grabbing your shit and like

like playing in the air oh i saw this on tiktok it was like just got this in the mail and it's this new family on something road we are the new family the bansons residing at blah blah road thank you for having us here we ask only one thing please don't talk to us we have nothing against any of you we are just in a religion where we don't want to you to talk to us do not approach us do not welcome us nothing wrong with our family we just wish to stay alone that is literally me like that is me at the gym. That is how I felt after that. I was like, nothing against you. God bless you.

I hope your life is fruitful and you find joy and happiness, but you will not be finding it here at my footstep. Like do not come up to me. And we need to make one of these when we move and like give it out to people. So people think we're fucking crazy. I low-key think this is like an artist because I went to the comments and it was,

this is one of Alan Wagner's amazing works. Well, we're going to do that for real. We need to take the scary sound away from TikTok. Y'all put like some eerie sound on Little Sir Robot. I set my school on fire. The agent.

Look what this teacher made his entire class do. You are the shadow too. La carretera es tu lienzo. La moto. Look what this teacher made his entire class do. Today I had a girl order a hookah. Okay, so this TikTok that everyone's talking about, the stripes and the toothpaste. The thing is, this is my ideal hangout. Yeah, like sitting and rotting on the phone is me and the people i love the most sitting on our phones and not speaking to each other and then being so lazy that we send

links of the tiktoks we just love it i love it i love it i love it just sitting and rotting because we can communicate through tiktoks um okay well i'm i'm not kidding i'm actually about to shit myself okay let's do psyop and and Media. Do we do Psyop first or Media? Psyop. Drew. Something about doing this podcast makes me need to shit. Psyop. Y'all, what if I stopped doing the podcast and I stopped shitting? Like, the correlation between the two.

Anyway, keep going. I opened a can of tuna and busted out crying i miss inya so much y'all i knew it was coming um yeah uh if the problem is if i ever started actually smelling rank as fuck i wouldn't even know if y'all are being for real i would i would let you know i would let you know thank you i'm not arguing i'm not arguing i'm not arguing with no bitch with eczema see you later alligator that's a good one the timu vape reverse my cilantro soap gene that's like a funny twitter account beam doll bima um and then this one is from joan of arc instagram account says challengers this challengers that i challenge you to go outside right right that's all i got for y'all today

should we uh let violet come in for a positive affirmation yes violet come here okay if y'all don't know this is our friend violet violet. Violet or die on Twitch, queen. We just need some positive energy because Drew is being scary. So let's, it's all. Right? Let's just thank God for being here for another day. Only give us the nutrients of this podcast um thank you to the people who cooked it

um and yeah let's just lift the vibes let's all be positive let's have a great day may is the best month of this year so amen so if you guys don't could do the domino thing so if you guys don't know about the domino effect it's basically like well for example let's say I smile right look at her she's smiling that's a domino effect

look now he's smiling I don't know if you see I hate that's a domino effect so if you don't know about it get into it it's really important to the way of life wow thank you we needed that That's the domino effect. So if you don't know about it, get into it. It's really important to the way of life. Well, thank you. We need to hear that.

Amen. This is the last true Christian on earth, by the way. She does pray over every single meal we eat. And it's not a joke. It's very real. And I love it. And every time she does it, I'm like, oh, like, I am going to start doing that. Put it in my head so I don't freak people out. Dude, the reason we brought up the domino effect is because we were literally all together

at Rain's house eating around her really nice table. We all had fucking wing stop. It's stank. It was stinky as fuck. But we were all about to eat. And then Violet was like, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. We need to pray. She did her prayer.

And then she was like, she just got up and pointed she was like i think she what did you say did you did she mention the domino effect and then went on she was like um and we all need to laugh and love each other more because if you like smile at somebody it goes on and we all start laughing at her and she goes no because it's the domino effect she got up and started pointing at us and like literally was going on like a huge like tangent about it and we were cracking the fuck up and you just had to be there you just had to be there like if you weren't there you weren't a part of the vibe sorry guys i need to go take a shit um so everything had to stop for me because that's kind of how my life goes like yeah you can like do your little media thing all you're just

full of shit you're just full of shit. You're just full of shit. Okay. Okay, let's tap into media, though. Media of the week. Okay, mine is 10X from the Challengers. Trent Reznor at Kisra. Drew the Light in Lana Del Rey. Heavy on that.

Drew the Light in Lana Del Rey, that song. Yeah. Well, my only song of the week is literally just Ribs by Lord because that song is a fucking classic. Dude, I fucking love that song so much. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.

Oh wow. That hurt so fucking bad. Oh my god, Kai. I didn't even think about Kai. My fucking god. Oh my god. Kai. Oh my god. I I even think about con my fucking oh my god Fucking buzzer broken He's fucking smash. What do you mean? Oh, oh wait you checking for an insurance?

Like you get money from it you come back here. Oh my fucking god, dude. Oh, we don't have oh my god oh my god we're murderers we're literally we were the killers this whole time we were the killers this whole time oh my god and you know no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no Oh my god. Okay. We can leave. It's fine. We did like 100 episodes. We're good. We made enough to move.

We'll be rich in the rest of the two and I think. Outro Music