Emergency Intercom - Hello it’s Alex Consani (DOONGA DOONGA DOONGA)

Episode Date: January 12, 2025

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I'm here. I'm genuinely late. It's such a long time coming. I've been bothering these girls so much. We've been bothering you, I feel like. We're really bad with guests because we always, we forget that like the people we want on are our friends. And then we feel bad

about asking our friends to do it because it feels like asking our friends to cover a shift yeah yeah it's like please clock in please but i'll clock in well we're so excited you're here today because this is long time coming very long time yeah should we talk about our car crash oh my god you guys who got in a car crash yeah like almost died in paris it was very princess diana and it was alex's fault yeah it was literally wait was it i was trying to connect to the oxen no it was not alex literally not your fault but it was so funny because alex is like can we get bluetooth in the uber instead of doing the thing where ubers pull aside and do it he literally was like okay was looking down at his screen

and i feel like you tried to warn him oh yeah you were warning him we're going really fast we were going really fast and like he was like slowing down not at all wait he wasn't slowing down and we were like we were like going really close to the car and i was like like right here stop i know literally before you even got it you're like excuse and then we hit but honestly it wasn't even that dramatic i feel like we could have it could have been more i mean it was a tap yeah it was a tap but inya did fly across the car because it was like two seats like facing each other so inya like was in the back seat and me and alex were in the front seat and inya flew into us and i broke my wrist bruised my ribs like and then we in the front seat and you flew into us. And I broke my wrist.

Bruised my ribs. And then we had the night of our lives. Yeah, H&M dinner. Yeah, it was beautiful. Actually, honestly, the most fun part about that night was going back to the hotel and just watching TV. No, honestly, you guys, it was so lit. They upgraded me at the hotel

because I told them I was Italian and I'm not really Italian. But the guy was hot and I was like, oh, are you Italian? And he was like, yeah. And I was like hot and i was like oh are you italian and he was like yeah and i was like oh period same he was like he was like he was like oh like let me see if there's any upgraded rooms yeah he upgraded me to pass like like it was fire yeah i know and me and drew literally we walked in we were like we're sleeping in here yeah can i spend the night there was a bathtub you guys yeah bathtub giant closet like a separate bedroom like a living room that was the size of like a new york apartment it was and they had apple tv that was the craziest vibe ever i've

never been in a hotel and been like can y'all bring me an apple tv and they bring it i've never had that and they had golden cookie golden cookie okay the like the thing with like expensive treats i can't fuck with it like i genuinely really do you like sugarfish like the sushi spot not really isn't that sweet fish sweet fin girl what's that candy called wait i gotta look it up no sugarfish is a. Don't play with me. I'm a fan. Wait, I got to look it up now. No, Sugarfish is a fucking sushi restaurant. I was about to say, don't eat my kind. Fish, Sugarfina.

Hey, Fish, Sugarfina. Oh, I've never been into a Sugarfina. Is it a vibe? I don't know. It's kind of cute. It's kind of cute. It's like the little boxes, like acrylic boxes of like three candies that you pay

eight dollars for that like you could probably get 70 000 bags of candy for the same amount um i just don't fuck with the little acrylic cases i think it's luxe and if i'm gonna eat if i'm gonna eat some candy girl might as well crack it open yeah also just imagining like if i had, imagine being eight and getting that fucking box of candy. I'd be like, okay. I'd be like, I'm getting socks. Yeah.

What's the worst gift you ever got? Ooh. Inya's presents in my life. I really, I hate it. But it was a gift. The worst gift. But still still a gift a gift that keeps giving i can't think of a bad gift have you gotten any bad gifts or like did you get a bad gift for christmas which i feel like sounds so spoiled but my parents and people in my family some of the

gifts they give me i'm so sorry why did you give this to me because where the fuck am i supposed to put it no my family's the type of like family where they're like oh this is your big gift and i opened it up this year and it was a like a scale for the suitcase like that's shady okay they're like oh it's hoverway i'm like right that's shady no like a utilitarian gift is good when it's actually something i want because that scale i would put money on the fact that you were going to lose that in the next like month no but like it's the big gift so it's the big one the big one that keeps giving but um i was forgotten on christmas this year actually and my mom listens to every single episode so um basically me and my family like we do christmas where like all of the grandkids get

like big like christmases where they're unwrapping a bunch of gifts and then like the adults get like one thing and it's all the same thing across everybody um they forgot my ass they they got every other person in the fucking family well maybe it's because he did something i feel like there's a side to this story and you know what's crazy is they acted like they didn't forget me because i was the one setting the presents out so i like went under the tree and i was like organizing it by pile for like the grandkids and i was like oh okay like here's my brother's gift here's my sister's gift here's my sister's gift oh wait where's mine and all of the presents were gone and then i went into the other room and i came back out and they're like oh we found your gift we found your gift like we found it

turns out they re-wrapped my brother-in-law's gift as mine and then i only found out because like a week later uh my dad shipped the same thing to the house and it was sitting there and i was like i put the pieces together and i was like y'all are so evil they said you get the tree take the tree in the ornaments and the pines on the floor you get to go and scoop the pine needles that have fallen on the floor yeah i mean we have a plastic tree is your family a plastic tree family uh no okay real tree no no tree real tree camo no no we we do tree we do tree in the bay bay area it's just a big weed plant bro i really can't believe you're from the bay i always forget that can you shmeeze wait show show me the shmeeze and then i'll tell you if i can is that like offensive kind of

wait so when did you leave the bay like when did you move i moved from the bay okay here's my lawyer so i moved to go to school in new york to pace university hey no girl is pace just regular yes girl i was doing um sports management sports management yes girl i was trying to manage like the trades because i had a plot i was gonna be like oh like you know like workers to lovers but now my gpa was lit though like i like did everything i just like did into enough um electives yeah and like community service which like honestly like i thought i did but i guess like people really be like pushing p especially for colleges oh no and it was so hard for me to graduate i had to get all my because to graduate high school we had to have community service hours and i had like three teachers fake

that shit because i went to yeah yeah i went to somewhere where i thought it was community hours and i knew deep down it wasn't because it was just a busted-ass museum that me and my friends would go and smoke weed and just chill at. That's community. Was it crispy? Was it crispy? Don't even like that. Right. Right.

Bridge is so loud. I know. The bridge smells like feet. It's literally stinking. I don't know what happened. No, please. They can smell. Dude, I'm not kidding.

When you opened it, I was i was like oh that's so embarrassing like also it's like a slow creeping stink yeah and it's a little funkle yeah well it's apple cider vinegar that just like exploded inside of the fucking thing it's him and josiah they broke it and i don't know how they broke i think it was diet apple cider vinegar in the fucking fridge i low-key think it was josiah yeah or was it your apple cider no it was mine but i drink it every morning also i get like high on it like i don't know if this is just a me thing or if someone else can like can like back me up on this but when i take a shot i literally feel like a buzz that i would get from like an alcoholic drink i

guess also you're like dead sober on all fronts yeah so really i'm a raw dog in life that's how i feel when i have heroin wait but continue wait do you know sports like or yes i know sports i've heard of um a couple i know long jump i know basketball long i've heard a few of their songs yes but no i ended up dropping out okay yeah i dropped out and then i lived in new york ever since it's really fucking lit so were you doing like tiktok while going to school or did you drop out by then no i was so i was doing tiktok like in covid yeah yes 2020 is that when you got your start yeah i got my start i don't know if you've seen my famous viral video oh i've literally have been a fan of you since the genesis yeah i i feel like me and

drew have been watching you since you were like a baby which is also insane because when i see old videos of you it's really jarring because i'm like oh my god i remember i was what did you say oh nothing i remember seeing videos of you when you were like 18 and i'm like oh my god i've been seeing her face since she was like a literal child no but i've been doing it for like a long time i had this video of me like painting on the wall louis vuitton i like did louis vuitton while you remember when that was the thing yeah kind of like everybody start because you had the gucci slides emma chamberlain had the gucci shirt and you had the louis vuitton wall yep ah no i dated a skeleton like a literal skeleton yeah that was like my whole thing was like yeah he bought a skeleton from party city and he would make videos with it like and

then it got me pregnant what was josiah's start that video that video of him wait did you guys record that video of him talking he was like in line at like a therapy office or something. And he was like, it was like the cut one where he goes, Oh, they're about to fucking kill me in this dentist's office. I'm a beast, yeah, I'm a fucking savage Hey, did you just kill yourself? In my face, shit, you're in the night when I'm down I don't care who you are, she just out on the phone Sometimes it's funny, you know I'm about to fall down I ain't coming back this time

Canceled my appointment and escorted me out And I'm actually actually like what the fuck so we're at fucking wendy's that's my favorite fucking video i've ever seen we had to insert that recorded that it was wait what what was that for he was at the doctor for like god fucking knows he's at the doctor all the time he stays at the and he had lucas outside filming him and i was carrying him because i'm like the people around you probably do think you are freaky as hey he freaky yeah he's free i know i'm like saying people thinking is free he's freaky he is freaky like he is wait at what point did were you like okay school is not a vibe like modeling it's actually so kind

i walked versace and then i went to school and everyone was like wait you walked versace before school no while i was in college like i took two days off and like at my school because i was doing um what's it called where you get like a scholarship i was doing that and it was like full ride scholarship because like that was like the only way i could have moved to new york and i was like okay and i did versace and i went back and they were like oh you missed more than two days so like you're failing everything and i was like okay well not donatella yeah no so then i stopped and i moved to lower east side that is so insane what did you know people in new york before you moved there?

Did you move there and you were like, I just need to meet people? Fresh start. I knew people, but it was like the funky gays. If you live in New York. Not me. That's not me. That's not me. Yeah, right.

No, but you're really not funky besides the feet smell. And I'm not gay, so. Hey, period. Yeah, no, right. Whatever rose your boat. That's so insane, though. Wait, so wait wait how long have you because also how old are you i don't know why i don't know your age off the top of my head in my

head 21 you're 22 no but you just turned 21 right yeah so i've been trans my whole life no i'm kidding i'm 21 i just turned 21 21 21 honestly like it was kind of sad coming out with my like 21 like oh I'm 21 because like all the trades were like oh bitch you've been lying oh you've been lying

and I was like damn how old were you saying you were I was like 25 in like 2018 but like with the smoky eye with the smoky eye you couldn't tell that's literally

that's how I feel when I look at pictures of me at 18 because in my head i was like i look like a 30 year old woman i'm like i'm grown as fuck and now i look at pictures i'm like i look like a child with makeup on like i look like a baby speaking of trade i have some shit to talk so last episode i was talking about stalking my crush and that i found everything ever that there is possibly ever to find out about this person also wait one second or funko plus why is that word on your mind i've been saying all the time yes the garfunkel i feel like that's

isn't that um winkle isn't there like a show like a 1950s cartoon called like winkle and garfunkel but so last episode i talked about stalking my like crush and i found everything there is a to find out about him i even like went oh that's the trade that is the trade bullwinkle's trade we need to you know there's a statue of him in hollywood period we need to go take go find our man have you been to the pink wall yet yes bitch i did i have been there you go you've been at the pink wall the pink wall is falling off we need to bring it back yeah we're gonna bring in 2025 the pink wall is coming back yeah it's gonna be the green wall we're giving it a new coat it's i think we need to do splatter paint on it yes bring it back hey we know we need to do like the uv splatter paint and replace the light so that at night people could go take uv like oh that's

the worst type of bitches but i was talking about this man not boy man and uh i was just stalking him well someone got on tiktok and made a video of them saying like exactly what i said so i found out like this guy that i was seeing like stalked me and found my family is this like a red flag and was acting like it was fucking me and it wasn't him it would never be him you are not my trade you are not my trade you are not my trade you are not my trade you are not my trade You are not my trade. You are not my trade. You are not my trade. You are not my trade. You are not my trade. You are not my trade. Drew is only so mad because Drew has such a specific type. And this man is the complete opposite of Drew's type.

So you never bought a Birkin though. You never bought him a Birkin. He did that himself. That is true. That is true. I wish I had the Birkin. Honestly, you don't need the Birkin. You know the Birkin.

Like that. Don't disrespect. Everyone knows the Birkin. That is crazy. Don't disrespect. yeah don't don't do it but uh the only reason i found out was because of tyrell and he was like so you and caleb and i was like who the fuck is caleb like what are you talking about wait does tyrell know this person i don't know or was he just like gossiping for the sake of gossip i guess uh wait how do you spell his name tyrell's timeline is insane not the girl your nails are so sharp i know i need you should do that so no girl you

know what you should do you should do that thing where you go and cut them and like did you see that oh the shark tooth the shark tooth yeah oh you should and you should get like acrylic builder gel so they're hard why did i just see that fucking man on my tiktok today was this about you but this is not my trade and he's acting like he's my trade and it was so crazy because i literally commented like lmfao like fuck you you're lying his ass deleted me saying you're lying fuck you and just left lmao so he literally got my ass and i have to respect it because like he genuinely got me like that it's not you it's not me it is not you but like you're fine yeah you're fine kind of yeah you're you're bad it's just not your body like he's like a good looking man but it's just not someone you would go for yeah like he's a baddie like i can we can all admit that

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for almost dropping that mic after this thank you quip thank you bye then i love quoting that and nobody knows i thought that that was like the most known quote of all time and recently i've just been like i feel like the grandma who's the baby like the grandma is the baby and every time i say to a random person they don't understand and then when i show them they don't understand even more like when i was in miami saying that's my miami friends and i showed them that video they looked at me like i had done meth behind their back they were like why is this funny for that honestly nobody understands the grandma lore ever no no one understands half the like shit we reference in public and i'm starting to think it makes us the crazy people and not them no a hundred percent how about this no no you know

what's crazy speaking of grandma i was literally realizing that i don't want to have a daughter but i want to be a grandma and i also want to be an aunt and i was like describing in full detail and i realized that's literally what uncle grandpa is i want to be a grandma and i want to be an auntie bitch no way i literally i did not realize that that's kind of what goes on in my head because when i think about like because i hoard all of my shit i hoard all of my clothing a whore um a slut i slut on my clothing um but i like hoard it all and it's because i'm like oh like i just imagine like my grandkids going through it not one day not my children but my grandkids i'm kind

of on the same wavelength because i'm like i don't want children i want grandkids long though like to have grandkids it takes it's too long of a process that's why i'm saying i'm like i don't want to have to deal with the child i want to like have like, oh, come see grandma. That is my vibe too. Like I like the idea of having kids in spurts. Like I'm like, oh, like taking care of a kid for a summer sounds like a vibe. All the time, I just don't know what I would do with it. Like I don't think I would want to chill with it that much.

Yeah, no, I'm good. Guys, can I tell y'all something? What? So I paid $25 to get a facial analysis where they look at my face and tell me the plastic surgery the fillers i need what to do with my hair what to do with my facial hair my eyebrows all that shit um that only cost you 25 it only cost 25 and i have i have well no is this website uh yeah i'll i'll send it to you later um but i'm gonna show you they also photoshop what you could look like later that's crazy y'all want to see me photoshop photo of me what someone thinks would make me look

better i would freak out okay so this is the photo i submitted right trade yeah like i'm giving like i look good okay i i'm actually low-key pissed that they thought i would look like this or would want to look like this like i look like shittier right or am i tripping you don't necessarily look shittier but i'm not really understanding what detail filter in the eye yeah they like tanned me a little bit. What did they really change? Well, that's what they, they didn't change much because I'm already pretty perfect. It's estrogen. Yeah. Breaking into the estrogen factory.

They want to pump through with the estrogen water that's turning the frogs gay. So literally the frogs are all gay now. Thinner, straighter eyebrows. I don't know why straighter is in here because I'm already the if. It's 2025. Yeah. Literally. Goatee frames face better. They didn't put a goatee on me

fucking ugly cut hair at the top sorry i know i'm not no i'm kidding the goatees like unless you have like really dense like mustache the goatees have this off also like what happens when you suck dick i'm not saying you do that because you would never exactly exactly exactly i would i would literally never no never um cut hair at top but leave the back long and permit to define the waves bitch they didn't cut my hair they made my hair grow more for some reason and then they said jaw filler to widen jaw and cheek filler for stronger cheekbones. Also Zac Efron. Yeah, literally. No, they said become Zac Efron. Also, I really want to see who is doing that.

Because unless it's like some godforsaken like different universe where some supermodel is sitting behind the computer doing that. Like, who are you? It's Alex, actually. It is Alex. That's why I'm asking the website. I'm like. Don't air my shit. You're going to stop.

Boom. You're going to send a cease and desist and be like, hey, so this is already kind of my business. My thing. No, girl. I feel like it's AI because ain't nobody could clock that mug. Thank you. You already look so good and they really didn't change enough.

I wanted to shave my face, but I forgot before we left. You guys should do a bit where you put your face in a mug muggy muggy that being a bit like his last three muggy no there's budget here you guys yeah i mean look around the fridge like the car buckle i kind of feel that way i think i want to live in the woods yeah i think I want to live in the woods. Yes. I think I want to live in the woods. Like, that sounds like, but then I just can't tell, though, because I'm like, what? What do you mean, like, if my friends came to town, well, I would have to fucking traverse, like, five hours

and figure out where I'm going to stay. Because, like, my vibe is I like New York City for, like, short bits of time, but I would want to live upstate New York, and then I can come and visit the city whenever i want is upstate is it have you heard of bushwick you're so annoying no bushwick is so upstate bushwick is so removed honestly i would sorry i would move to la you would you would yeah i'll do it do you feel like you stay in new york for like friends and work at this point or uh yeah

i mean i i'm there for like work um obviously i feel like that's kind of where it is like it's hard to like model in la but like honestly boohoo is current do it out here no shade fashion over billboards no i really don't fuck with the um like i am so down for commercial modeling. I feel like it gets such a bad rep, like to like online people, like e-commerce. Like I just, I always hear people talking about like e-commerce and that side of modeling, but I'm like, that is still such a vibe. If I see any face I know in a commercial store,

the happiness it gives me, I need all of my friends. I need all of y'all. Like I need you to be the face of like lancome or l'oreal so that when i go into a sephora or ulta i just see your face around but also it like in my head i wish there was a world where you could do a campaign like that and do one of your silly faces because that's what would really make me happy well when i'm the face of the douche i'll be like i don't know clean and clear clean and clear i'm literally i'm not kidding i'm gonna put all my work this year into starting a brand to get you to be the face of it and put it in target

so i can have stands with your face like i'll be funky i know your christmas gift next year what a douche with your face on it okay i think we should address the elephant in the room um just kidding your model of the year what does that feel like hey honestly it's so crazy like i was literally just like talking with my friend about it it's like it's crazy that like i've only kind of been like doing like my job for like four years yeah and then i'm getting like such a good like such good support it's really great um but yeah i don't know like i feel like yeah it's it's chill i'm very blessed and i feel like it's the kind of thing that like i've worked really hard for so it's like it's nice to have

the opportunity to finally be seen and especially as a trans person like you know it's definitely bad and i've heard so many stories of like women who were like who are trans in the industry and like i'm really close with like a lot of the older generation trans women and like they were talking about their experiences like going to work with switchblades and stuff it's so crazy that like i'm at a point now where like i can be celebrated and outwardly be trans when like there are people who literally had to pull up with like switchblades like that's crazy that is so insane also it is so amazing that like within four years you and you have worked so hard because i feel like also in that in the industry you're in or just like in entertainment in general of course

it is not comparable to a nine to five and all of us come from working class families so we see it firsthand so i feel like in a position like yours it's really easy to be almost like i feel like because we were with you like when the vo cover came out and everything and me and drew kept talking about and like we kept saying to you i'm you you've been in such a whirlwind for the past four years that it's almost jarring and it's not about being jaded but it's more like it's almost hard to sit back and be like oh my god i'm proud of myself because i did this but you have been running around so much every time we've i feel like that's partially why it took so long

as you have been moving nonstop. So like, it is so deserved and I can't believe it. Also, this is so funny because like. No, I'm literally such a fart. I feel like people think, I went back home and everyone was like, like I was talking with my friends and they were like, oh, like I was worried you're gonna change.

I'm like, girl, what? Like I still suck dick on accident. I still suck dick on accident also that's dick on accident but that won't change let me drive the boat um but the craziest thing to me is that like like a lot of people have like personas that they play up online like that's like their shit yeah that's the whole gag is they're doing you're literally just batshit crazy you're literally just that even in real life when there's no cameras on and it's so admirable to me it's so sick also like you being able to do that and like to be taken seriously as a model is just like genuinely amazing to me yeah i feel like you have knocked down so many barriers like specifically

on personality because it was such a thing that like i've been talking to drew about it a lot too especially like we don't have to get into this conversation because it's like so dense but i've been thinking a lot about how media really does make people who they are and it's such a normal that like to be a top model and to be this gorgeous woman you have to be kind of like silent and reserved and mysterious. And it is so awesome that you were batshit crazy. And like, don't give a fuck.

And you're so real. And you also like, when you go to work, you go to work. Hey, thank you. No, honestly, it's just annoying because hoes are so mad and it's like crazy now because I was literally on TikTok and someone was like, this is what you should be posting on social media and

it was just like like be yourself all this when i started they were literally like delete everything like all the models that i know like all of their like agencies or whatever were like delete everything start new like be a mysterious and like you can't wipe my digital footprint holey mystery i was with the fake birkin in the little sand hoodie dollar tree posted up on the zandemic it's like fuck what was i gonna say i lost it oh he's losing it i'm losing it i'm losing it no it is insane also just in entertainment in general that is such a widespread narrative i'm like y'all want this weird like elitism to live so strongly that you will see anybody who is down to just be themselves and make their own path and you want to crush it with all your money yeah because also i was gonna

this is what i was gonna say mystery is dead like it's over like i feel like only like four or five people were able to get away with being like a mysterious person but it's just like how about how about yeah exactly how about you know authentically be yourself that's the most mysterious thing you can do is authentically be yourself because no one wants to do it yeah i feel like that's such a vibe because i feel like all three of us there is mystery in being an extroverted person because i feel like all three of us somebody would be like i know i'll meet them and i have a feeling it might be funny and entertaining but we get the surprise of also i'm smart yeah so i'm emotionally intelligent and smart when you talk to me on about serious topics like all three of us if we wanted to we could get down into like

a gnarly deep conversation yeah but we're just the life of the party hey no for real literally you guys right before this we were all actually sitting here silently doing math equations. Yeah, exactly. We have SAT prop. We're taking our SAT. Well, actually, should we tell them? Yeah. We're writing the SAT this year.

Yeah, we're writing the test. Oh, my God. So we're prepping Alex so she could just get a free... Yeah, so Venmo me if you want the answers. I got y'all. We're going to have a master master class for the next SAT it'll be on the dark web it'll be for sale on LimeWire I'm a dark web it's so scary I've never been on it's so scaring me neither and I'm not gonna be on oh I ran that shit I used to like girl what was you doing oh I so what I wanted to do was buy $50,000 in counterfeit cash. For how much? It was like I bought like $50 in Bitcoin and you get 50 grand back.

But then like I started looking up like counterfeit cash. And it was like 16-year-old kid, 15-year-old kid goes to jail for 25 years for paying with or for using counterfeit. Oh, this is real, real cash. Yeah, yeah. Okay, to me that's pushing it. 25 years for fake cash? I'mating but like but still yeah and it was like i was that kid like i was and then i also i wanted to buy like hallucinogenic drugs and shit because yeah you were like looking up how to buy drugs online yeah and i also know stealth shipping methods if anybody wants to tap

in i'll sell you them basically a dvd case put the drugs inside of the dvd case oh girl you'd be great at shipping out fake ids when i opened my fake id it was in a like literal rag doll like what's the doll with like the the hair raggedy ann raggedy ann it was literally in a raggedy ann doll you know i never had a fake id the fake id i used was orion one time in a club in like 2016 found ashley saldona it was like this i don't remember her name i remember her name was ashley i won't put the last name because like obviously dude but that's your like person i know but we would all me and orion would switch off with this one fake id looked nothing like me and every time we went into a bar i'm not kidding i was shaking so hard

giving my id the fake id over and i was like i'm literally gonna have to be confident that's the tea i literally went with duncan like right when i moved to new york and i had this fake id of this girl i'm not gonna name her because i feel bad but um she has like this bob like this black bob and she was like i want to say 30 something and um duncan brought his karen wig and we went to the blonde and he was confident and yeah that is amazing duncan is so sick i i love duncan no yeah also duncan i think might be the most manner oriented person i've ever like to me he feels like he went to like one of those schools where you learn manners right because every time we've hung like to me he feels like he went to like one of those schools where you learn

manners right because every time we've hung out with him he thanks me like i just went and like cleaned his room for him like he literally is so nice when he left the house so that he was like thank you so much for your time and thank you for having us over it was such a pleasure being here and i was like i was like oh my god wow he's like it's ai like he literally is the ai generated answer and i love him also his videos are so fucking funny yeah he also is just really funny i love him so much yeah that's my trade speaking of which if anyone on here wants to be my man it's hard out here you guys it's not good no the dating pool in general right now all of my friends who are single literally i haven't had one friend who is successful in the dating scene right now i don't know what the fuck is happening it's so funky it really is yeah i was

talking to a door dash not even door dash amazon delivery driver wait is this what you told us about in new york you have horrible can you tell them i'll tell you guys because this is literally crazy this man had the most audacity i've ever had heard of ever this man was like i met him when he was delivering packages and i was like oh you fine like deliver one to me i was like oh i'm rizzy whatever deliver your package yes yeah exactly um this pussy. Yeah, exactly. He wasn't going to do that because tell me why he was like begging me to hang out, whatever. I was like traveling. And then I finally was back in New York and he was like, let me pick you up.

I was like, bet. He picks you up in the Amazon van? He picked me up in a fucking two-door Honda Civic, which honestly, trade. Yeah, that's a vibe. Trade. But girl, he literally, that's why I hate being a transsexual because this man, he could not handle this grippy he literally like the conversation was coming up about like whatever like transitioning he's like oh how is it getting a vagina i was like bitch i wouldn't know he said get out no yes i didn't

know that yes in new jersey turnpike it was fucked dude that is so i was walking on the side if anyone has a video i looked so cunt i was in like a white dress walking down the new jersey turnpike like serving no but mommy and i found out after he was a zara security guard so go steal yeah go to the fucking store no literally also so insane i feel like that should be a legal offense like i feel like there's a world where you should legally be able to take him to small claims court at this point i'm literally i just want to start taking people to small claims core it's fine he had ash he had ash marks in his chair he had boogers on the side of his seat no literally oh my god you guys prints on the window speaking of booger and being in la the first time i went to la i went to this big content house i don't remember which one it was but it was like the

one that like bryce hall and all of them were in oh the hype house i think so maybe one of those but they had this like party and i literally i literally picked my nose and put it on the like y of the hype house like a fat booger like fat booger and for the next month they were all dancing behind the sign there was literally a chunk booger on the back i want to find the footage but like it was so funky like that is so awesome none of them like seeing it and being like we should clean that they probably thought it was like dirt they're like ill somebody that's so funny with their postmates we use they got food on the wall literally we used to like troll the shit out of all of them too like like before it was the hype house or whatever

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no fuck him now he sucks balls like i gave him a chance i gave him a second chance and he squandered that shit you say you gave him a second chance like he gave a fuck like he literally was never like wow they fuck with me like that's cool's cool. I never fucked with him, but I was like, you know what? There's some validity to him, like, being in his flop era for five years and then being able to come back. Well, because he used to be a vibe when he could take his flop. Like, I love. Now he just farts in his sheets and, like, puts them right up to his eyes.

He can smell it all night. He, like, can smell it all night. Blast it. Bruh, we used to go. I feel like also you either come to la and you go to those parties and something about you falls in love with it and you actually stay going to those things or you go as a spectator and being a spectator in those parties is so fucking fun one time we were at one of those house parties and bryce hall was high as fuck and literally tweaking out and stood on this balcony

like area ledge in the house cut the music off it was like somebody stole my fucking weed i was just gonna say i literally stole his weed from a party bro he was freaking out but at that point no one had stolen it like somebody found it was like your weeds right here and he's like never mind like my bad guys and put back on the music but i was like oh he would also funked up the party no kill i know now you killed the vibe because all of us feel like you're about to come out here and roid out and he also would unironically go up to girls and just show his abs like that was it wasn't like a bit it was genuinely funny he would like pull up his shirt and be like do you want to

take a shot with me and he did that to me once and i literally i'm not kidding i was like wait that's quite literally the funniest thing i've ever seen if i saw that in a movie i would literally cry laughing it was i was going to leave and he was like you did you take a shot before you left i was like no i have like alcohol in this bottle and he was like come take a shot with me and i said no and then he pulled up his shirt and he said how about now and i just looked at him i was like abs are literally so fugly too i'm sorry but i was looking back through like my snap memories and i remember like my friend got sent an ad pic and they were like don't show anyone girl what you mean don't show it it's literally your torso like you're really burnt

it's like the bird it really isn't crazy i'm like okay a shirtless picture you can go you can legally step outside of your house like that right now. Like it's not that crazy. In San Francisco. Exactly. Did you know if you're the naked neighbor that like if your view is like if people can see you from the street into your room, like you can get in trouble for that. It's not like the people perving on you, but they can take you to fucking court and be like they're get them in trouble type of i'm so yeah just don't walk by my don't walk by my window because yeah are you gonna get curtains

i have to i have to because it is like direct line of sight out of my window yeah you need curtains you need curtain bang yeah curtain bang we should straighten drew's hair it's so fun a little bowl cut it's so fun we'll do that today should i cut my hair again or keep it like this length um definitely cut it all off okay do you think he would actually look good with a buzz cut because i had he would look good do you think i would look good yeah like i've always told him that i'm like i think i feel like y'all are setting me up i think you you should do. I think you should do like, you remember when like everyone, all the trades like bleach their hair and did like a star.

Oh, yeah. The cheetah print. Yes, cheetah print. Like the heat map. You should shave your head, bleach it, and then let me and Alex dye talkies into your head. Oh, that's a vibe. Yeah, that could be a vibe for you.

All right, hot cheetos or takis chester's fries chester's fries are the best wow i saw somebody the other day was like uh hot fries don't take this taste the same now that the bag isn't see-through and i know they're made out of corn and not fucking potato starch but i haven't had hot fries in a minute and i don't think they changed they didn't change they're so good and you can eat like 20 of them at a time. Oh, it's so bad. They're literally not real. But also like you can fit 20 of them at a time.

That's what I mean. Like you can fit 20 at a time and then finish the whole bag in like 0.3 seconds. No, I think I have Jeffree Star disease. Have you heard about this? It's where you can't eat too much food because you like have a small throat. Have you seen when he did a whole video? He's honestly confident. He did a whole video and he was like, my throat was so small.

Like, it's so petite. I have to get surgery. It's tight. Why does, like, for him that feels like a sexual thing for him to say out loud? I mean. It has to be just like. I don't know. My petite throat.

My tight throat. If only someone could help me with that. Well, my throat is so tight. I could probably only eat 60 takis wait why did he say that did he just say that on a live stream or in a video

no he made a full video about getting the surgery like he was like he like couldn't like digest food because it was like so small like it was like

the whole thing was like oh my god it's literally so small like it's so tight I was like your hand me too that is crazy how do you even realize that though

like are you just like eating and you're like oh no yeah it's giving like he would always have like the last tortilla chip like stuck in the back of his throat it's like triangle like sticking to three sides um well usbc so what like the chargers oh like i think that was like a tv station talking about school so when usbc came out i was like oh my gosh this is gonna be amazing like i'm gonna have one charger for all of my devices it's gonna be such a vibe like i'm not gonna have 30 cables coming out of the wall and now that it's a reality and i have one cable for all of my devices it's quite literally the worst vibe ever no it is because everything dies at once that i don't know what's charged first and like i'm like do i charge my vape do i charge my laptop do i charge my phone and then i do this

really fucked up thing where i charge my laptop i plug my phone in and then if i have another plug i'll plug like a vape or something and i'm just charging everything through my laptop i just hate to be that bitch that's like oh do you have a phone charger and they're like oh which one i'm like the new one like they're like girl shut the fuck up we know we know i know i hate when someone asks me it feels like i'm being such a bitch if somebody's like oh do you have a phone charger and i bring out the newer one and they're like oh it's the old and i'm like but that's how i felt until literally a week ago when i got my new phone so you're not wrong if you still feel that way period yeah i but so expensive two bands for a phone it's fucking diabolical no it makes no sense i'm i genuinely i don't think i am ever upgrading my phone again

like this is it like i got the 15 because my fucking last phone was literally dying on me this is the last phone i might literally downgrade my phone because one this camera evil it's evil and all that's what it's giving in that camera oh also you saying just vote like using it in the context that you used it in legitimately changed fundamentally changed my life like we say it all the time on here now and i'm sure other people are starting to say no y'all should really just roll like just so important it's so important and you can say it in so many different ways it's like the word like bitch like you can say bitch like or bitch or you bitch like you know what i mean like you can say like just oh that's how i

feel with my shayla recently i'm just like i'm literally like oh like i'll see someone from like like 2014 that i was was homegirls with. I'm like, oh, my Shayla. There you are. Oh, wait. That's actually a bye. Or steal a bottle and be like, bye, Shayla. Oh, also, the first time we hung out, I don't know if you remember this, but we went to Beyonce Renaissance.

Was that the first time we hung out? Yes, girl. And we drank in the movie theater. Oh, that is the first time we hung out. It was lit got it was a vibe as fucking we got those like uh yeah the tiktok drink bags the one with the full like drink you can make yeah and we drank in the theater and then we drank in the theater theater and someone in the same theater as us uh made a video about us afterwards and was like yeah yeah, they were in our theater. They were loud.

They were drunk as shit. They were drunk. It was such a vibe, though. It literally was so fun. It made it so fun. I feel like we need to go back and get those, like a mixer bag. But also now alcohol makes me go to sleep. Because on New Year's, every time Tyrell took a shot, he was like, take a shot with me.

And I took one. And I'm not kidding. I was like, oh, my God, I'm about to like go in a corner have you ever tried vodka i haven't had vodka since i was like a child that's the problem since i was nine years old since i was nine vodka's like fab i literally feel like an old white woman when i say that because everyone's like bitch you not lit but no vodka's so fun have you seen those martinis they're making recently like i saw like like a... I've heard of that. Someone did a wing stop.

I've heard of it. Do you know what a martini is? No, they make like... What is the one with the breadsticks? The restaurant with the breadsticks? Olive Garden. They make Olive Garden martinis. I saw one that was like...

Is it like savory? Yeah. It's so gross. I genuinely, I'm like, this has to be a troll and y'all have to be trying to make me mad because what the fuck do you mean you made a wing stop martini yeah like that's so fun pickled onions martini ranch martini wait wing stop ranch martini this girl doing it wait she's doing it's not the darling point she's playing a chick-fil-a martini is that chicken it's chicken and fried notice that she didn't drink it though notice how it's full like she has to just be trolling like

she is but this is crazy it's also some of them are legitimately gorgeous like they're beautiful i better be if there's a fucking chicken leg in it bitch how much money for you to eat the chicken wing out of this wing stop martini low-key i probably would just eat the chicken wing no i do it for a million dollars for a million dollars Would you eat this whole bowl of fruit for $20,000? Oh, it's literally like the greatest meme of all time. And I think it like spawned like a whole new generation of like funny tweets. But it's like this picture of a bowl of a plate of fruit and it's super manageable. Like one person could eat it in like five minutes.

And it's like, would you eat this whole plate, this giant plate of food for $10 million or whatever the fuck it is? And it's like five minutes and it's like would you eat this whole plate this giant plate of food for 10 million dollars or whatever the fuck it is and it's like obviously yes it was literally like a plate like this and somebody tweeted it being dead serious like would you eat this for 20 000 and it literally changed my me as a kid i would have been like nah me with like like beans i'm like bitch no strawberries are the candy of the earth they aren't though they don't taste the same they're like take diva wait did did strawberries like did they change the flavor because they don't taste like they used to well that's because none of the food we eat is real anymore like have you guys seen the avocados i actually ordered a salad with the

avocados and they did not squish like they were like literally rubber like they're not real every fucking vegetable i've had recently it tastes like i'm eating plastic and i'm i believe in the conspiracies wait do y'all remember in like 2014 or some shit like that when like that video of the lettuce went around and it was like the workers making lettuce out of wax yeah it's it definitely was for those like display foods but somebody tweeted it and everybody believed that we've been eating wax lettuce for like I watch this bitch So they were like this is how lettuce is being made now like GMO I would eat it they're like funky as fuck that's what the toilet gives in here y'all that's what my in-and-out burger that's what the refrigerator gives in here i want in and out i

used to be an in-and-out hater and now i really you really are into it major right now it's so cali vibes honestly like living in new york i'm from the bay and like i've missed that's the one thing that i've missed so much and every time i come here no one's like trying to get trying to get fucking in and out i'm like we should get in and out i would be so down to get it today because we wanted it yesterday but we couldn't get it so i really want some i never used to like it though i used to not fuck with oh my god you know what it is it's my prozac is helping my fucking ocd because i used to not eat burgers because my fingers like i would be convinced they're gonna smell like burgers for like eight

i literally had i literally i'm not kidding alex i suffered from burger finger like jeffree star has tiny tonsils or like tiny throat and i had like burger finger but my medicine fixed my burger it was only burger it was mainly burger it was that was like the specific food like because i ate other food with my hands but for some reason burgers like thank i had burger upper lip you had burger fingers i had burger upper lip jeffree star had tiny throat have you always had a mustache um since i was like two years old three years old yeah that just doesn't even make sense and i grew it out like seven years ago and i kind of i've only had it for like probably or i only have not had a mustache for like a year can you do a twist

hey do a flip if you start wearing your mustache like that get a monocle my sis is smart we really are smart you guys wait illuminati have you guys been asked to join the illuminati we're not allowed to talk about it but yeah several times yeah same yeah so it's like very major we watched like the intro to scientology and like if i was at like a very very low point in my life I was super lonely like I had just lost my job I moved to a new state like some like major life stressor event happened and I saw that I feel like I could figure it out in my brain to like believe it oh no they were selling it in that DVD that they got like I bet they were girl have you seen all the offices they have around here oh yeah it's crazy they have like pr office and it says pr office also insane is i'm confused because like i really

still don't understand it i'm like okay so it's like a freaky ass religion that like some freak just made up and like is it just a coal is it basically a coal do you remember the necklace that went around that charlie d'amelio yeah the charlie d'amelio oh is that a scientology one yeah is that not that's literally the funniest thing ever you're having a picture of her in a scientology i literally made this video like in 2021 about like that and i was like oh my god i remember that and someone fucking reposted it recently and she responded charlie did yeah she responded i'm like i don't know like i didn't even remember what she said but i was just like damn girl like i don't care like you valid now like now like no you guys charlie d'amelio lives in bushwick she literally does oh yeah i feel like were you

telling me somebody was saying she's on the block she's on my block like trust and believe like i have y'all need the key no i'm gonna see her in the deli yes dude i would be so confused if i ran into charlie d'amelio in bushwick i'd be like no i haven't but i saw her instagram once and i was like girl you lit lit oh what does she do like where i wonder where she goes she's on broadway right yeah yeah that's the vibe but like i wonder if she's hanging around bushwick or if she's just like going there sleeping and then going into the city uh probably that because i can't imagine her chilling in bushwick no honestly it's wow there she goes leave it again you're throwing wait honestly i have something to say so sit down because this is the real t girl i had this experience that changed my life and

i just want to say it i was at a party in the bay area and i was wearing a bikini and this is the first time i'd ever worn a two-piece bikini untucked of course and the like tradiest of the trade like dl is fuck like not even dl like straight like this big bulky fucking guy came up to me and goes yo you got the fattest pussy i've ever seen in my life i felt so cunt to that day so far to this day i still walk around fat that is so fun no it literally is a vibe fat like coochies are in because did you see like people buying like don't disrespect yeah you throwing that is really crazy that's bad i was reading it they're gonna send drones with cds

the cds are gonna shoot through the window but people buy fucking padded coochies too hey i got one for free bro already installed hell yeah but fuck there was something we were about just about to get into your mom this pussy exactly trolling annoying ass answers no you were gonna talk about fucking scientology because you like brought up the book or we were talking about that But maybe maybe we got over it. But should I do Drew Psyop Corner? Yes Drew can you sing it? I don't know it. You say Drew Psyop Corner. Just sing it how I read it. Drew Psyop Corner? Drew Psyop Yeah, Drew Psyop Corner

Wow! Psyop Corner! Wait, why should we make a song? Drew Psyop Corner why do you have to like no you you're not getting the same oh my god it's fucking good oh my fucking god it's so fucking good um somebody's in a twin bed right now posting i'm tired of sleeping alone like they're they like they got any room for another motherfucker in there that's you literally me for five years um when you want to key his card but he ain't got one so you bend his bus pass well he's still a key though yeah exactly um bitch said i'm magically delicious more like

vaginally suspicious sit down musty charms that's so stupid musty charms um i can't drink i can't drink wait actually what is this one bro literally people send these in or do you make them yeah people send them in oh period i can't no literally i can't stand a motherfucker who drink coffee in the morning with no job the fuck are you trying to stay up for asking people for money to ask people for money want to turn 40 into 400 put 40 in your tank and take your stupid ass to work period i was gonna say go on jubilee jubilee big thing's coming big thing's coming the cut the cut just vote you guys do jubilee like in in theory yes but realistically no i want to do a button dating one like really bad i would just

want it to be so specific i don't know which one it is i talked to this guy that was on the button and i didn't know until after he's literally horrifying but this girl it was it was one of the guys that the girl like clicked the button before it turned red and she was like girl i had no clue when i seen that shit on tiktok i was like oh right i'm gonna click the button now too something about like being rejected publicly like that because i've been rejected but to be rejected on camera like that in front of a million people i would do the balloon pop though oh really oh because that also just sounds funny as fuck like i would love to just like watch someone come in with that bubble wrap yeah right there we should do a bubble um a balloon pop in our friend group wait let's do one right now just do jump into a split if you're not fucking with it

so i'm gonna walk in and then if y'all want me don't pop if y'all want me pop it fuck fuck oh i think you i want you i want you munch my munch my munch my munch well shit do you have any media you want to share usually at the end of an episode we share media media like favorite songs favorite movies oh okay um my favorite movie is monkey man i watched it on mushrooms that shit was like the third time you brought it up hey it's lit as fuck it really changed your life yeah yeah yeah wait who is that again uh oh is that just vote is that the hot guy from he was in girls at one point or am i tripping i might be tripping he was he was in Girls at one point. Or am I tripping? I might be tripping. He was in that movie, like the green...

Oh, he was fucking nasty? Brainstorm. You said Brainstorm? Brainstorm. Green needle. Green needle. Green needle. Oh, no, he is so hot.

He's so fire. He's fine. What else is fine? What else is fine? Not Drew's hair. Oh. Do a flip. Let's see.

Have you seen that meme that's like... Have you seen that meme that's like, how long have you been doing hair for? Yeah oh do a flip let's see have you seen that meme that's like have you seen that meme that's like how long you be doing hair for yeah do a 360 let me see no honestly you guys i think it's time for a change what do you mean wait and should we go to where are you going what is she oh oh, is she doing? This is over. I'm done with this. You know what this looks like? Have you seen those things from Minecraft? Like the little runny things? Oh, yeah. The silverfish? Yeah, silverfish.

This is the silverfish I was talking about. Ew, it's kind of nasty. Should we frame this? I feel like we should frame this or put like... No. Burn it. Burn it. Burn it.

Should we put hot glue? I mean, framing it, you've had it for like two months. I mean, but now I think the trade will stop making TikToks. Yeah. Wait, do a spin. Let me see if I did good. Oh, of course. Yeah.

Wait, listen to this. It's kind of gross the way the little bits. Let me touch it. Get back. This is for me and me only. No, I'm going to put like a glob of hot glue right here to seal it in and then tape it to the wall i this is we should make it into like earrings i thought about that too wait why do you guys have the same hair color though no we were literally

twins yeah i'm gonna use it as like a little hair extension right here i'm gonna bring my hair why was it in a braid why are we playing why was it in a braid wait i'm gonna touch it it just flies away rat tail flu wait it's healthy i know it is actually kind of nice yeah what was that you see this what is that girl not the louse can you believe that no isn't it crazy that you call a lice, a singular lice, a louse? Is that? It's called a louse. A louse.

And there's a singular louse. A louse in my house. The last louse standing. The louse house. Oh. Well. What's your favorite song? I don't fucking know, girl.

I don't fucking know girl i don't fucking do girl i've been listening to a lot of um 21 savage recently oh my god no there's this one song okay i'm dropping the hair um i don't know if you guys know um who alabama barker is but she but she has really good music taste i'm not even gonna lie like she ate this song wait hold on oh i know no like you can't even see but it's moving no yeah so she came with that one if she has to spotify i'd follow it i want to do a group jam with her you like publicly requesting alabama barkers spotify babe i want everything you saw her birkin for christmas yeah i will say like i can't even be mad at a kid with money because honestly i

would much rather respect a kid who comes from so much money and is just being like an obnoxious teenager than the ones who crawl around la and new york and act like they have no money girl i want to get into a full story time about that one girl because i was friends with this bitch who literally pretended she had no money she goes oh like let's go on a trip let's go shopping i was like okay okay okay she literally this is when i went to pace like my school and she was like oh like i'm gonna pick you up like let's go shopping and i was like period the bitch picks me up in a black uber black we drive to the new jersey private jet center and we literally took a private jet to miami for a day to go thrifting are you kidding me

and the bitch walked around acting like she had no motherfucking money venmo me the cookie can you venmo me for the sugar cookie include the tip on your venmo because like i got i gave a good tip also flying in a private jet across the country to go thrift shopping no to go shopping in miami is especially good that's my no she was like it's so good and cheap here. I was like, lit. Like, honestly, like, don't. Bitch, why do we take a chance? She goes, let's do this more. I'm like, I'm a leaf.

Yeah. I'm literally going to leave. She's like, we should do this more often. This was really good for us. Right. I go three times a week. I think teleportation is coming in 2025. What do y'all think is coming in 2025?

Me learning to love smoking weed. I really want to try to try it like i really want to get down to the right girl i know literally when we were cleaning because we like lived here for also wait let's end that you almost just slipped on the hair oh we have to pick the hair up so it doesn't fall out of the braid oh oh drew got it you know that is saved on the bank my uh my media of the week is uh the challenger soundtrack i was listening to it through and through the past two days and god it's such a good album god god then what is it i wish i could sleep god i wish i could think there's babies the babies there's babies adopting babies oh yeah she crazy it's crashing edges like the babies are adopting babies she's still in la i think so i think she actually made a yoga teacher now like yeah she like i think she went

off and got like help and she's normal as fuck now she made like a whole video being like i'm really sorry i was like going through a manic episode yeah which is the first time i've seen somebody like other than like a trisha paytas who's come back and been like oh i was not yeah love trisha well i hope she's a aloe oh my god wait how was it meeting trisha it was so good she's so nice like she really is she feels like a mom like she's so maternal she's so sweet like y'all would get along no i saw you guys met her and i was dying you need to go on her pod i know but how we'll make it work maybe we all maybe as a trio we go yeah and it'll be the four loudest people on the planet in one room right it'll literally

the microphones will be like oh yeah she's the goat yeah she was so nice and she's such a vibe she literally is just so sweet she asks a million questions and she actually gives a fuck like it's not the usual la shit where it's like where are you staying now oh okay cool yeah that's good okay yeah well like yeah she has like a birkin that's several right and she's been trying to sell the rainbow birkin for like nobody wants that fucking rainbow like no one's gonna buy it trisha i'll buy it oh i'm just kidding i won't take i don't think you can but if you want to give it to me i'll take it yeah oh yeah or like fnf friends and family yeah yeah do a friends and family sale in your closet or loan it out to me like i'll wear it me when we literally

haven't even like we need to be on her podcast i know for real we're gonna hold the hosting the co-hosts or guests on the podcast until we get a birkin from tricia that'll be the payment that That's all I want. Okay, well, my only media of the week is Walk a Thin Line by Fleetwood Mac. That's the only song I care about. And thank you so much for being here. Yeah, thank you.

Hey! Love you guys. I love you so much. I'm so glad we made it work. And I think we should do this more often because this is a vibe okay well when you're on the podcast with trista honey yeah oh yeah exactly bye Outro Music