Emergency Intercom - How We Became Influencers

Episode Date: November 12, 2021

In this episode Enya and Drew discuss their step into the spotlight of niche internet fame and how awesome being an influencer is! They're just like you! They go through it all, death and flop era! Follow Enya on Insta: @EnyaUmanzor Follow Drew on Insta: @DrewPhillips09 To listen to the podcast on YouTube: bit.ly/EmergencyIntercomPodYT Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: bit.ly/EmergencyIntercom If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: bit.ly/EmergencyIntercom Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hey Spotify, this is Javi. My biggest passion is music. And it's not just sounds and instruments. It's more than that to me. It's a world full of harmonies with chillers. From streaming to shopping, it's on Prime. fall edition for context we had to do that again because of a technical difficulty and it like isn't better the second time it's way you know what it is? You hold your hands

out like it's really scary. It's the fall edition guys. Look at the set. Isn't it really cute? You're like wow it's so beautiful. Set design and production by Andrew Phillips and Anya Umandzor. Oh the episode literally just started and our runner. Okay.

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He's got to get attention. How strong the big boy is. Damn, motherfucker. You? How are you? Jesus Christ. How are you so? I'll be here all week.

No, put that in the trash pile. Don't put it in there. What is the trash pile? Behind you. Oh my God. Yeah, the big fucking pile of garbage that's like literally impossible to not see. Is there a MacBook charger over there?

Are you a MacBook charger? They gave us a cheese danish. Whoa. Oh, oh. Wait, oh, but it's not the sugar plum cheese danish I can't say that for sure Yeah Let me get some of that Are you giving?

You are You said you're starting to stink? I'm starting to stink Bye! I'm sorry. Okay. Bye. Thank you guys so much. You're welcome. Wow, the set just keeps growing. Now we got our Christmas drink.

Should we pour them into these cups or just keep... I'm not doing all that. I'm not doing that. I absolutely refuse. Are you just writing in Elsie's notes creme brulee and i know her ass went up there was like can i get the creme brulee and they were like what the fuck um but set design by me andrew phillips and anya humanzor the up-and-coming set designers.

If you need us for your music videos, let us know. I will design a music video. But we did it. We did a Patreon-exclusive episode. Yep. Setting this up. Talking our shit. Talking naughty shit that we should have put on there.

Dude, I wish. It's so funny. Yeah. It's also just funny, like, being on the podcast and being like, oh, if only you guys knew. Like, if only you guys knew how fun it was over there. Like, it's so just funny like being on the podcast i mean like oh if only you guys knew like if only you guys knew how fun it was over there like it's so good over there yeah but i just i had like a good quip moment which i don't you know you're not you're not allowed to hear it until you fucking go over there is what she's trying to get to i i can't i can't repeat it but yeah that was all fun and games. And then...

Yeah, thank you to everybody who subscribed. Can I say what I was going to say? I was going to say, this is not funny. I was literally going to be like, that was all fun and games. And then my grandpa passed away. My grandpa passed away. My grandpa died a long time ago. And I met him...

Actually, I had a chance to meet him once in Honduras, but he was the grandpa on my dad's side that abandoned my dad. And at the age of five years old, I was a ride or die. They were like, oh, abuelo's here. Abuelo, you want to meet him? I stayed in that bed, jumping like a little monkey, monkey jumping on a bed. And I looked at my grandma and I said, nope.

I don't want to meet no fucking traitor. And then died um and yeah i just karma's a bitch yeah he like died of like old age like karma that's karma yeah my grandpa died he's dead um he uh he passed away a few days ago really sad but you know i'm i'm thugging it out for you guys. I'm pushing through. Because Drew deserves ample attention and love. Yeah, I don't think I get the attention I deserve for this. Especially from my friends who don't do good things for me and just ignore me and are mean to me and make fun of me. You're literally assuming a lot right now. Or you're saying a lot for the public.

I do a lot right now or you're saying a lot for the public i do a lot i maybe i used to do more and i got tired of not getting it back um but yeah that's the update of the week there's not much else new york was fucking awesome new york was the best i think people think we actually moved there because there are people who didn't watch the episode and didn't like actually i saw comments on tiktok we're like did they move to new york and all the comments were like yes they did like no we fucking didn't like we're liars we're liars why are you believing us like why do you believe us we're liars we lie it's fun um fuck new york i fucking hate you i'm kidding um what are we gonna talk about today oh how we got to the internet how did we show up how did you show up i don't know if i know that um okay so my presence on the internet started uh i want to say

like 2013 when like i and i bet no one's fucking heard of it, but gift boom was a thing. And my sister got really popular on gift boom and Parker Kitt Hill was really popular on gift boom. And I was fucking obsessed with everything Parker did. Like literally like Stan, like, like stalker Stan shit. I think we've talked briefly about this, but one time, like, um, he was at this mall in Texas that we both like went to, I had to drive like in Texas that we both, like, went to. I had to drive, like, fucking two hours to it. But it was whatever.

And he was there. And I had seen him. I saw him in Gap. And I, like, followed him in there. And then he fucking disappeared in Gap. And I was like, what the fuck? Like, where did he go? Like, I was going to go ask him for a picture.

But I was, like like freaking the fuck out. And then he I DM him and he didn't respond for like, I think like probably two years when like we finally like met each other in D.C. And he was like, yeah, I was like there. I applied for the job and I didn't fucking get it. And I'm glad I didn't get it. That's awesome. And yeah, so it started on GIF Boom. I posted a couple of on the way also like

i'm thinking of you like being a gap i mean like literally where the fuck did he go he literally fucking vanished he like actually went to the back to go do an interview no i swear to god i thought he was hiding from me i thought it was i thought he was hiding from me because i like yelled his name and he like his neck broke and then he like ran away but like i was like oh my god he's hiding from me he's in between the racks like as a little kid when you would like hide in between clothing racks no exactly and then um yeah so gift boom posted a couple on there and i was like fuck that like madeline's reigning supreme on that and then yeah like i slowly migrated and i just posted a fucking vine that like my first vine went viral and the rest is history um and then

you now was on you know yeah i was i was live streaming a lot on you now and i was actually one of their first like partnered people who were like paid on you now which like was fucking crazy for me at the time i was like holy shit this is like like i had never seen that much money in my life um and it was fucked up because the they fucked up the splits for like the first six months and they were giving me 90 of everything um so i was like raking in cash like like as a ripe 16 year old like you like could not fucking believe no literally like deposits of like 12 grand a month like oh wow most insane shit and it wasn't like i was like uber famous or anything like it was literally just like 300 viewers and they fucked up and they were just overpaying me

for like six months and i had still to this day like very rarely see money like that dude yeah that's insane it was actually absurd and then my mom embezzled it all and stole it from me literally me every single birthday every single birthday i'm like you fucking cheapskate you're evil and you're conniving did your parents ever steal from you they every single birthday i had they like kept the money that like i got as a gift and they would be like no no i'm saving it for you yeah fucking right no that's the same oh well you need to feed me with that money? Bitch, give me that shit. I need to set it.

Set the record straight. Your mom is not. She embezzled from me, but she paid me back before. Like, she just paid me back eventually. She was just like, you know, like. I mean, she did, like, literally, like, caretake you. So technically she didn't embezzle anything. But, you know, yeah.

Exactly. She's literally, like. It was because I was too young to have my own bank account in paypal so i just like had them deposit it into that paypal and your mom was like girl i'm going to the store i'm going to the store no she had like an aramez bag the next day a birkin a little birkin she didn't actually why is someone buying me a birkin? I'll buy you a Birkin. Thanks, babe. Wait, that just reminded me also, like, I literally, one of our most annoying traits is we go into a store and look at something that's really expensive. And I look at you, I'm like, Drew, can you buy this for me?

And he's like, well, how much is it? And I'm like, oh, it's $800. He's like, oh, it's only $800. I could get you like four if you want. And like, we do it really loud. I'll get you four or five of those exact pieces. Like, if you want. And the employees, I don't think like that because it really loud i'll get you four or five of those exact pieces like if you want um and the employees i don't think like that because it's really annoying because

like their ears perk up because they think we're meaning it um and then commission literally like yeah if you want 10 of them i can do that for you oh it's only 300 i can get 20 if you know the fucked up thing is it was a muumuu jacket and it was like four grand and i was like yeah let me get four of those it was like the puffer jacket that they just did yeah i like i just love clothes i love clothes so much it's fucked up it's like it will be the band it is it is my i saw this tiktok and it literally is it's my feminine urge to gather like i just like i like need to collect gather nuts and berries yeah but my nuts and berries are like muumuu vintage muumuu shoes you're feminine oh what was the what's the joke it's like the feminine women women uh like go through kleptomania phases because it's the feminine urge

to gather it's so fucking fun to steal like it okay if it's if it's so bad why is it fun exactly why does it make me feel good yeah why Why is it literally the most fun I can have? Stealing is the most fun you can have without taking your clothes off. That's a Panic at the Disco song. That's a true song. Really? Yeah. And those are the lyrics.

Today, you exhibited your absolute lack of hearing words. Dude, I don't. Even when you were singing the part of that song you were singing, I can't explain how shocked I was. I don't know what it is. I literally just cannot understand musicians. It does not register with my brain like i try to understand the words and i can hear maybe two or three and while we were in the car i don't know if you heard me go silent i was literally like

trying with all my might to hear what the fuck people are saying ever in music like it does not make sense to me that is so crazy i don't understand how anybody can hear i'm literally the complete opposite like i can enjoy the song and immediately i'm like writing fucking genius like i have like a genius catalog in the back of my brain where i'm like yeah okay yeah with my hands up ha i don't know i don't know that whole one um but yeah so my way to the internet was so like or my way to my like in for becoming an influencer how i did it and how it happened was i was like i always get jealous because I didn't have access to the internet the way y'all did when y'all were super young.

Like, you and Orion like have such a like, like, yeah, unsupervised. And like, just like, like, yeah, like a whole documentation of your youth. And like,

that is like just shit I don't have. But I was like, in like sixth, seventh grade, really obsessed with like two vloggers. The CTFXC.

CTFXC, which is actually like where I got the name Radio is Dead. And I like borderline stole it. Like, oh, my God. Because they did TV is Dead, right? Yes. Yeah. And I was like, oh, my God, that's literally like Radio is Dead. Those motherfuckers are still vlogging to this day.

I'm pretty sure. Which they shouldn't be. But, teach their own literally he had like 2 000 days in a row no the day i go from like y'all watching my shit like tell me to stop like no i'm begging you fucking real like no when you stop when you find yourself not interacting with my ig posts anymore and you come back to my page and I've turned my likes off, you need to comment. You need to be brave and you need to comment and say, girl, give it up. Give it up. I'm sorry if you're hiding your likes. Let it go.

Let it go. My thing is. I'm going through each. I'm going through those fucking likes and counting them by hand. I have done it. On who? I cannot say. But out of curiosity, I did and i was like maybe i would

turn off my legs also because because it was quick it wasn't like i sat there for like five minutes um that's so mean because like obviously everyone's destined to flop like no i was just in my flop error for the last like yeah i i go through constant flop eras but my thing is you have to take pride in your flop yeah don't run away from the flop because it only hits harder exactly like you need to put on your best fucking dress just relish to go out there yeah and and slay in your flop try something new in your flop era yeah but but not too new like don't be crazy don't like some of y'all be revamping like you're gonna like a old spit and shine is gonna get those like legs back yeah no i'm uh yeah i just like me like shaming influencers but i don't fucking care like yeah

give it all clip this clip this in a year in a year in a year when we're sitting here like haggerty we haven't even gotten a year when we're sitting here like haggardy we haven't even gotten a studio yet we're still in this apartment um but yeah embrace the flop yeah i just believe in embracing the flop don't turn off those likes and don't bullshit me like no it's just unhealthy to see it no you're like embarrassing for what like this is literally an app where we're posting pictures of ourselves like also like people are like no this is so embarrassing because i'm not getting enough likes anymore because it's like you get fed as an influencer the delusion that like if you go from getting like say like 150k likes on photos to dropping to 90k you're

like oh my god i mean nothing like i fucking suck 90 000 people interacting with a fucking thing you posted on the internet is still insane and it's nothing to be ashamed of girl like embrace the flop like you know what if i saw your numbers that low if i could see your numbers i would give it a like but now that i don't know what number is yeah i'm like how can i how can i contribute to this flop i can't sorry if i'm being quiet i'm just like thinking about my dead grandpa um but yeah i've had many flop eras i go through flops like everyone everyone has a good flop no yeah i was literally in my flop era last year it but it was like kind of intentional i was like i'm just gonna take a

step back really like reanalyze who i am i was kind of getting lost in it and also i was dealing with a dead brother um which like is like you've been dragging that out forever. It's been two years. Give it up, motherfucker. Well, now I have a dead grandpa. Gumpy. They're playing squid game in heaven. Your grandpa and my mom are playing squid game in heaven.

They're playing squirt game. Oh. Let me stop. That's not me stop that's not funny that's not funny um i've had like a really like fucked up era where like i like anything will make me laugh literally anything will make me laugh because i'm just like i've given up guys i have no this isn't the fuck no more will the fucked up thing is this isn't the only loss i've had this month what was oh are you gonna confess that right now i'm not confessing shit you're confessing shit i'm not confessing anything i leave to texas to go to my brother's wedding i go to my brother's wedding i I go to my brother's wedding. It was beautiful. It was like a great time.

I'm thinking of the video of your nephew stuck. Stuck in the fucking. He's thinking like it was beautiful. No, it was genuinely a beautiful wedding. And I come home and I'm so excited to hang out with Goji. I think you can see where this is going. You have to say, like, reiterate who Goji is. Goji's my praying mantis.

She was in an episode. She was in an episode. She was our first guest. And I come home and she's a little slow. Just doesn't feel right. But I'm like, you know what? Okay, which is, like, kind of not true because literally the day and a half before you got back when i sent you that video of her literally fucking scramming for her life when i went to go water her so but she was she was dehydrated and

dying of thirst she was like thank god for water thank god for water i get home she's a little slow something doesn't feel right and you know i'm, I'm like, oh, she's probably just, like, excited to see me. She wants to get out of her cage. I take her out of her cage. We play for a little bit. And I'm like, I'm going to feed her. So I go and I feed her her flies and I spray her with her water and she tweaks out. She's loving life.

And I'm like, oh, okay. She's fine. She's fine. And then not four fucking hours later,osh comes into my room and was like oh like is your bug still is your bug dead yet and i was like great okay also to paint the picture i had just walked into drew's room and was like laying on his bed yeah and josh came in and like closed the door and it was gonna be like a proper little like moment where we all hang out i just got so scared that like i'm also i'm trying to find the video of that moment

because i got like my reaction on film and it's so fucked up but i got scared for some reason that my phone was like there i thought there was like a mirror behind me and i was scrolling through my photos and i literally was like oh my god first of all as if this shit is live y'all would have seen my big fucking kahunga boobs that's not what it was and yeah so i i josh walks into the room and he's like is your bug dead yet jokingly like it's it's a funny joke i'm like no look i go and pick up the container and i i like see her just like on her fucking back like on the dirt and there's like dirt coating the walls and i'm like i'm like what the fuck it's like she's just fucking is she dead and like i shake it a little bit and she's not fucking moving and i like start freaking the fuck out

because like although it was literally just a fucking bug like i fell in love with her like it literally it broke my heart what yeah she like made you horn ate me out like she like played with my butthole i put her on my butthole and it tickled big fucking whoop like that's not weird it's a it's not even bc ali it's a fucking bug like you're making it weird okay whatever um she she literally died in like four fucking hours and i don't know what went wrong um you fucking poisoned her no that's what i i think i like sprayed her i asked i was like what's in the bottle like is there like hairspray in the bottle like there's nothing and i was like i sprayed it with vinegar um but no and i show

i like freak out i'm like oh my god video insert video now what happened oh oh oh oh it's like dead dead let me see like it's like it's like in the throes of like decomposing how did you not realize that i i was like because it was alive this morning. I literally just fed, look her, she has bugs. I would not put fucking bugs in her cage. She was alive this morning and I fed her water and I sprayed her and she was fucking alive. Is that water in that spray bottle or is that vinegar?

No, it's water. I haven't done anything to that water. I'm literally going to fucking kill myself. What in the world? I am so sorry that's not funny literally it was just because i thought i just pointed that out to you and like you forgot to feed it for like a full time i didn't know it was alive this morning yeah i said it when you told me to feed it. And he was feeding it.

It was alive this morning. That means it was alive. Dude, that's... Yeah, and when you came back, I remember, before you came back, I looked at it. She's been alive. Did you see him moving around this morning? Yes, because I, like, sprayed her, and when I spray her, she freaks the fuck out.

Yeah, just not pretty. Not a pretty, like... Can I just play the the sound even though it just played because it's literally so funny like this is fucked up but see this is why i'm like i keep having moments like this where i shouldn't laugh but i crack no and you laughed in my fucking face and i was like girl i just lost my pet i was like that's like if i laughed in your face if like a zool passed away which is it's not the same it's not the same but it is it is okay well what made it so funny was josh literally asking is that bug dead like and he was doing it like oh you

let me see and josh the thing is is love that bug like they got along like they played this episode is brought to you by Samsung Galaxy. Ever captured a great night video only for it to be ruined by that one noisy talker? With Audio Erase on the new Samsung Galaxy S25 Ultra, you can reduce or remove unwanted noise and relive your favorite moments without the distractions. And that's not all.

New Galaxy AI features like NowBrief will give you personalized insights based on your day schedule so that you're prepared no matter what. Pre-order the Samsung Galaxy S25 Ultra now at Samsung.com. Wow. And Josh was like, Josh heard Anya laughing and was like dude that's not chill like that's too soon i was tearing up i was literally like borderline crying and it hurt my feelings a little bit like and i know you knew it hurt my feelings a little bit yeah i know because then i started being nice and i was like i'm sorry i'm really sorry but like for some reason that

was the funniest shit to ever happen like you don't what it's like you holding this fucking like what is supposed to hold soup at a restaurant with a dead bug in it and you like you had something else in your hand and you were like you were like you were frozen but also moving i think what happened is i like to say and you killed it so i don't like i can't blame myself and i don't think it was my fault either i don't think it was anybody's fault i genuinely think like it was either it just got too cold in the house that's what i was thinking and they like die when it gets cold or um it was just old age and that people lied to us and said oh yeah they'll live for seven months but like i don't think that's true i think like they just die very easily and what makes me believe that even more is um another praying

mantis that i know that i got at the same time passed away like two days later so yeah um which was also very fucking funny to hear yeah because uh i don't want to tell someone else's story but they were both like hiding it from each other out of like shame and embarrassment and literally the same thing happened both of them yeah um but i think it just got too cold in the house because also the week you were gone in texas was like some of the coldest nights we had had in a long time like it's not even as cold at night right now it was literally getting like every single night it was like 50 to like 55 degrees no matter what and then in the house it was literally getting like every single night it was like 50 to like 55 degrees no matter what and then in the house it was genuinely murderously cold damn um like i

couldn't i couldn't walk around the house without my uggs on damn um so yeah i think the cold killed your bug i should have fucking squished it while it was alive imagine imagine one day you made me so angry i just grabbed it i went i would i would freak the fuck out i'm not kidding i would literally freak out i wouldn't talk to you for at least a week like genuinely i would put i'd punish you i slapped a friend so hard in the fucking head on the head the other day because i just had the like instinctual urge and they like would not talk to me that makes it sound like i go around hitting people but literally like and it was so it was like there was two moments you do go around hitting people you literally just hit people you don't hit me i'm like the i don't no one hits me everybody hits each other like because you're a fucking baby and you'll like take it to heart

like everyone else could like playfully do things to each other but you like you're you're still in like little kid brain mode where i don't think you like that. No, I don't like it. And you got it too much from your brothers. Yeah, I think it has to do with that. And I, like, fully go into, like, defensive mode and I start beating the person's ass that hits me and I'm, like, I get, like, a little too angry. Yeah, you get, like, too mad about it.

But I, like, don't know what it is. Like, if I love someone, I hit them. No, I'm kidding. I don't know what it is like if i if i love someone i hit them like no i'm kidding no but like you know like the urge to like squeeze and like grab people like i think that's what i do it's like when you see a cute animal you want to squish it until its eyes pop out and the brains pour out through the eye sockets me with your bug um but i just want to i had two months this morning where like my like my brain has just been turning off and i do things and then i'm like oh i i just did that and i like thought about doing it and i did it without like thinking about doing it one of them was slapping like my friend in the back of the head um because they were just sitting there and

i like looked at them and i thought about doing it and before i knew it i literally let the if you're watching you see this it was the most childish shit ever i literally like swung my arm and i went and i and like i didn't like put a lot of force into it but i just used my body to pivot my hand and then the other thing i did was um i don't know how to describe this one you have been letting your intrusive i screamed really fucking loud the other day um at people at people they deserved it they deserved they fully deserved it because they were being very rude and weird and i screamed at them and it scared the fuck out of them and i i but i didn't like i didn didn't scream like, fuck you. I literally just like, with context, I don't want to like give the whole context, but they were being fucking awful.

Not awful, but they were not being nice. So yeah, I just turned and I gave like a very murderous scream. And I had thought about doing it like for a brief second and then didn't think about it twice. And then when I had my chance without thinking i turned and i was just like like the most i can't do it because it will literally like it will hurt it'll hurt the dog start barking i give a good murderous scream yeah you have a good scream i have a good cream too are you scream cream team i never even said how i got on the internet like we went we went so far

away from that it's actually unbelievable let's reel it back in 20 minutes later like knock out how many topics we just ran through from doing that um so i was obsessed with ctfxc and the shaytard family how did they get away with that for so long like how did they get away with that i guess it was just a different time it was a different time also um his like his whole skin his scandal is the craziest shit you know what it made the scandal worse because aren't they like mormon like i don't know what they are i think they are yeah they were like mormon so it like made it even worse because it was like oh i thought you were pure or whatever the fuck like that's supposed to mean but yeah but like not that shocking because men like i'm gonna look him

up and see what he looks like now he's hella chilling no i'm kidding i haven't looked him up i mean they made millions i know they were well my instagram's fucking broken my instagram's been fucking broken all fucking day i'm the only person with a broken instagram right now which is like the most fucked up thing but what's annoying is by the time this episode goes live That won't be true So what's the point of saying it Let's see I feel like he hasn't posted in a long time

I'll look it up while you It takes a special kind of swagger That's the beginning of one He's literally just living a life They look the same I mean the kids are like old as shit now. One of their kids is turning 18. Absolutely fucking not.

Their oldest is turning 18. Is it the boy or the girl? Yes. Let me see him. The boy is the oldest, right? Yeah. And he plays fucking football. 18.

Holy shit. He's a grown ass kid. That is so scary. Isn't it scary other people are growing and like living lives and like figuring things out? He looks just like his dad too. Okay. So yeah, I was like obsessed with them. I wanted that family so bad.

I was like, they're so happy. But I'm glad to know that they were miserable. No, I don't think they're miserable. But you know, it's like we were just watching that Ace family unedited like clip. And I was talking, talking i was like you know what it is this isn't the worst clip of a family ever but when you like filter out the like bad parts and the like real parts of a family um and you like clean it up so nicely anytime you're like doing showing real human things it's like fucking scary and you look crazy even if it's not that

bad anyways um so yeah i was like obsessed with them so that was like kind of all i watched on youtube which is very i guess not odd i was gonna be like that's odd behavior for like a seventh grader but that's exactly what a fucking seventh grader should be doing yeah watching vloggers it made no sense because i would like come home from being in a fistfight in middle school and like go home and watch the shade dark watch white people yeah watch white families and be like i want this so bad um mommy i'm tired i'm tired i want to be white um that's not funny um yeah um i was like obsessed with them it It is awesome being white. True. I do like coming from my white, white family.

We have porridge a lot. A lot of porridge is eaten in my house. Porridge and casserole. Porridge, casserole and hot dogs. If we're feeling naughty. Girl, I love a good hot dog. I will say I'll fuck a hot dog. I love a good hot dog.

I'll slurp a hot dog right now. A good AMC movie theater hot dog. Put it in. fuck a hot dog i'll slurp a hot dog a good amc movie theater hot dog put it in no those put it in me those little like cartas of people selling hot dogs at like games and shit when they're like grilling the onions and shit oh that is one of the best girl okay tell the motherfucking story god damn it so that's all i would watch on youtube and then one day there was this video trending kai you're like you were just looking at me for like such an i know i i caught it i caught it too he's like staring at me he fell in love for a second i swear to god i caught it and i i saw it and i was like oh my god is he falling in love right now

so i was i was like obsessed with watching them and then one of the trending videos on youtube one day so yeah i think i was in like seventh grade still was an animation of a one direction video and if you're a directioner you know what i'm talking about i don't i don't remember who did it but it was like making like poking fun at like One Direction and like because it was a fan who made it so there was all these inside jokes that I didn't understand and I was like what is this like I've literally never seen some shit like this who the fuck are these people like I want to know and then um there was one song that's like it's like that song was in it and I was like what is this song like what like i was so curious and then at the end of the video i'm pretty sure the guy shouted out his like twitter and they

were talking about twitter and like shit a lot and i was like what is that like what is what are all these things so then i found all of them on twitter i went through a deep dive i became so hyper fixated i watched like all of the one direction funny moment actually so cute like i was like so like i i couldn't believe it i was like what the fuck is this how have i never heard of this makes a lot of sense because i grew up in like fucking opelika north miami like no one at my school or like anyone i knew cared about one direction you are so annoying because you open that so quietly. Can I get some?

Whoa, damn. It's in your mustache. I was saving that for later. Do you have any red ones? Yeah yeah but we'll get it later um so i'm me being like i was like this it felt like the biggest thing in the world and i was like have i not heard about this but granted also the internet was so small back then compared to now and nobody in my area used the internet so it made sense that we didn't know who the fuck one direction was it wasn't like playing on the radio which is also another crazy thing i was thinking about it the other day and i did not you didn't listen to albums as a kid because there

was no streaming services i still don't but do you get what i'm saying like i think the regular person really doesn't listen to album that much i feel like they just listen to like whatever's on maybe but you didn't even if you really liked a song you didn't have access to really listening to it unless you had the cd yeah until youtube and even then is like it's not like we had iphones at a young age where we could like i say watch it all the time and listen to all the time i say that like i didn't start listening to music like two years ago yeah i'm thinking about me is like i like oh i've always loved music but i didn't have access to it so there's like a lot of musicians i really like but i'm like damn i've never heard this whole album because like when it was out i didn't have access to like a record store or anything and like whatever whatever dude oh my god it's like actually impossible impossible for

me to get through this right now basically i like went on a deep dive found out everything i was like oh my god i'm gonna make a fan account like i want to be a part of this like i want to like i'm gonna like learn as much as i can as fast as possible like learn all their birthdays like okay yeah i can remember five people's birthdays like all this shit and like got so invested in it and started a twitter account sorry i have a hair in my mouth. Like, why'd you say that like that? Anyways, yeah, I started a Twitter account. Joined, like, the funny side of Twitter because at that point I was already, like, annoying and thought I was funny.

I've always been, like, the funniest girl in the room. Like, it's just, it's actually, like, really hard sometimes to do that um you are the funny girl but yeah i joined twitter and that's how i joined twitter and then when vine came out i don't know why i like decided to join it too because i was like i was like oh being funny like on video like that sounds like interesting so then i joined it there and of course i started out making one direction vines because like i was a part of like the one direction fandom i actually got a reply from niall and that was literally the best day of my life it was on like once when is justin bieber's birthday i think it was on justin bieber's birthday march first yeah so or second or no march third or is it may no it's like a day before mine or two days

before mine okay yeah i remember no maybe it's march 5th no that's no that's my dad's birthday yeah when is justin bieber's birthday let's do series faster march 1st i knew it fuck you okay so it was on march 1st i remember i printed it out and i was so happy i don't even remember what the fuck i said oh i think he had like a broken foot or something and i was like, is jumping around on stage hard? Or like, are you still jumping around? And he was like, always jumping. Like, I don't care. Like some shit like that.

And I couldn't believe it. Because of course, being a part of a fandom, like the one number one goal at the top of the list is to get recognized by your favorite. And I literally did because that was my favorite. Got recognized. I always get scared about talking about my origins on the internet because um i've been on the internet too long and i've been a child who like had access to like basically a microphone um that i shouldn't have had so maybe don't go looking up some things were said maybe don't go looking up how you know who i was because i'm me now and i'm good and i'm strong

and i'm sexy and i got these big tits now. Yeah. And I did not have those when I was a child. And I play with those big knockers. But yeah. And then that's history. I started making normal vines. And then I kind of exited the One Direction sphere.

And was really into the 1975 and Drake for a while. Those are weird things. I had my stand moment. The paintings on your wall. Oh, yeah. I was infamous for my wall of like all the I've always been like a music junkie like I'm just like this is my thing I had like an eight tracks that like my followers used to follow

before I had Spotify and then my SoundCloud likes were a thing but yeah that's that and now I'm here and I've always been very sad and not had a will to live and that was something that my followers really enjoyed and connected to me on and it has not gone away

it is still here and it's hard we've garnered a depressed audience and we love you guys we love you but yeah and that's how I got on the internet and that's how I'm here and I'm not going fucking anywhere

fuck yeah we're not in sync today we're not in sync no because i put my hand out and you didn't instinctually grab it you kind of just look we have to do a little bit of like um like breathing exercises together to link back up yeah that was like hard for me actually we need our our neural links i want neural links so fucking bad i don't know what the fuck that means you always talk about it and i don't know what the fuck that means like elon musk's like cyborg bullshit that you put into your brain and you become like a smart monkey like he he put it in a monkey and it like it's fed like uh slurpy or like um smoothie like banana smoothie and like he becomes a genius from this like device

and he's able to like play video games and it's really i don't know if i would categorize that as becoming a genius like you're literally like he becomes a fucking genius he can play mario party no he speaks i bet he can't play mario party because no one is good at mario party girl i'm good at mario i'm gonna punch you and you don't want to have that conversation you don't want to have that conversation. You don't want to have that conversation. You're not good at other games, though. Girl, I am good as shit at other games. Good as shit? Fuck you.

Okay, well, I think we should bounce off of our internet origin stories and go to the plagues of the internet. What I think are deemed plagues that should be absolutely fucking eradicated and i'm tired of seeing and it's just my cunty like bitter takes and you may not agree it's just us being like assholes and being like i am different exactly at the end of the day i am the fucking loser um and i i will be in the corner making fun of everybody else having fun and i will love doing that a fucking loser in my world bibs yeah think about that thank you i actually i'm a popular loner um okay so i think one of the plagues right now is the tate skull paint yeah i think that's a

current thing that needs to just not happen i think it's i think we need to as a society just let that rest i think it had its moment and now i think we just need to just let it let it die give it the fuck up there are just certain like i i just become bitter with like halloween and i think it's because of myself like i posted about this on the patreon i was like i don't know what about halloween like just rubs me the wrong way like if you're not gonna go for it don't go for it and i think that like also comes with age um like this past year i didn't do shit because i was like last year i was try trying my best to figure some shit out i think we kind of slayed with perfect blue a little bit but it was very last minute and then we did fairy which

is like okay yeah tried and true like it works like i did that or not fairy i did like angel angel but like i am tired of these last minute costumes where like you're claiming to be some very like random ass character in a movie and like you built the costume out of your closet and like the colors aren't the same but you're like you get the idea you get the picture if you have to post a reference photo of your costume for me to understand what the fuck you are you stay home you are literally adding me like like you are literally coming for me and my existence. I support it. No, no, no, no.

I support the creativity and the cuteness. I'm like, you go. You do you. Like, you run that shit. Like, you're happy. You're having a good time. You feel great. The skull paint has got to go.

That I will not allow. The thing is, like, okay, I don't fuck with the skull paint. And every time I see it, I'm like, I've seen this so many fucking many fucking times i don't care but the one thing you have to give it to the girls is that shit takes time yeah that is true that is no eyeliner like that's three hours of work yeah that is like staring at a photo of fucking taint long dutch or whatever the fuck his name taint long dutch taint long bottom and staring at his face for hours and figuring it out but some of you bitches look fucked up some of you bitches look like like you fell like in dust because it's like not serving but and i love i love everybody i'm i fucking don't i'm a loving

person and i love everybody i talk shit i'm a piece of shit. I fucking hate you and I hate myself. There. At least we're all in the same boat. I think, I mean, what I have, the notes I have taken down

are shit that just like, I guess, no, it does make sense because like they were plagues. Like, like, like the Drake clapping gif.

Like that. Yeah. That. Hotline, hotline bling um that ran its fucking place and i'm over it the hotline bling gif yep when he's like dancing fuck um you know what's one that's like recent and i was a i felt victim to but i'd like to think that i like did it before it became a plague every bitch moves out of their fucking home for the first time and gets an apartment or like everybody designs their room for the first time and they have to

get those faint fake vine plants yeah they have to they know they like have to it's not a room set up until you have like one of like these but i was about to say we have them here we have like it's different because it's like interior design mode activated like i'm putting three vine plants you know i was well i was so jealous of your vine plants i know they're not your vine plants your vine plastic i was so jealous of your vine plants. I know. They're not your vine plants, your vine plastic. I was so jealous. I was like, damn, like, I want that. And over time, I started to fucking hate it, rightfully so. That is a plague to the world.

Also, the TikTok lights. Okay, you know what it is? So, personally, I am a fan. I've always been a fan of, like... Mood lighting. Mood lighting. Like, that's always been a serve. I was very privileged in this one way that from a very young age, I don't know why, but

we had access to hue lights for a long time. Like I've had them in my life since I was like 13. If you go back on my IG, I was always fucking serving with the colored lights. Like if you go to 2014, I have my blue lights. I have my purple light. I have my pink light. That's 1975, babes yeah i know but it's weird that i like had that because i'm like we didn't have money what lights were those

oh my god they're fucking really rich families so we got those the speed the water speakers do you remember those motherfuckers from vine no the water speakers are you kidding me i would have to see it to believe it but yeah i'm a fan of mood lighting oh sorry i opened my phone and my grandpa's obituary was there sorry i like need a moment that's not funny um yeah why are you laughing because it's fucking funny um but i've always been a fan of mood lighting but you know what it is with the tiktok ones it's like one you're you're to peel the paint off that wall. Like those things are like industrial or they actually start for some reason. Like your room is humid because you're gross and you're like 15 and you don't know how to take care of yourself.

And it's like already like sagging off the wall. And then like I hate the. Those weren't a Vine thing, were they? Yes, they were. I never saw. This was like the original LED lights. Not for me. my god maybe i'm literally fucking that shit crazy um but yeah i'm a fan of that but like the i don't know it just doesn't give like it the room itself looks good because it's lit nice

but don't you let me see the corner of that fucking wall don't let me see the wall to ceiling if i see the strip i'm gonna freak the fuck out yeah like that is gross my siblings have those though they were like they fell victim i i loved my disco lights that i had when i was i got sent one yeah i saw that i was like they're still doing this i know try do you remember justin bieber tour merch dude yes like yes. Like, nightmare. No, I've said it before. That was literally the beginning of fast fashion. Like, they, like, couldn't believe it. That was insane. And the dead rose emoji.

And roses in general. Oh, roses. Roses got ran the fuck through in 2016. Every bitch, hear the two top tattoos. And I've said this in front of people, and they're like, I have this. And I'm like, look at you looking dumb as fuck. Except Christian, because I love Christianian because he fell victim to this um the bee the bee tattoo of 2017 thank you to all the creator you literally ruined multiple lives

with that one because like these bitches could not believe the outdoors they couldn't believe that there were flowers and bees out there they were like i you know before you brought it up i never knew like they like actually now that you mentioned now that you pointed out these are important um so everyone every fucking nerd walked out of 2017 with like a um a sunflower like tattoo or a bee emoji which is the tylerfication of the world but 2016 every bitch walked out of 2016 with some sort of rose tattoo dead rose emoji dead rose emoji rose tattoo i'm looking up dead rose emoji clothing um 2016 was like if you were like one of the like nerds of the internet like you were like in a pastel face no that's 2015 2015 was the no i can't i actually can't like no imagine having a dead rose emoji that's the worst part

is it's based off an emoji need that i'm literally ironically gonna get one now i'm gonna get a b with a landing on a dead rose and oh and it's a it's a commentary on like uh climate change the way you just said commentary it's not like you said a common terry like it's a commentary on climate change um but yeah what's a tattoo that like walked out of 2018 i can't think i don't i think everybody learned their lesson yeah i think we were very close in 2019 to getting cow print tattoos i think we were very very close not the cow print shit i could never get society the cow print shit i could never get society i could not rock with it i was like y'all are taking this shit too fucking far yeah i'm like y'all are taking it too

fucking far just because dojo was serving in her video did not mean that it's your turn um sure next time i'm talking and you decide to talk over me and like try to like speak while i'm speaking i'm gonna go over there and stop the fuck you're getting spanked yeah you're getting a big spanking on your butt and i'm pulling those pants do you want me to spank you also one more thing one more thing that i can't do oh yeah is the impractical jokers that might be blasphemy what is that there's like a cult following of the impractical jokers online and like i may be unleashing the beast right now i like i yeah no you know the impractical jokers like the the trio that does like they prank each other no i don't have like the craziest tv show it may be all ironic but i literally cannot get

behind it for the life of me and it's okay if you don't get it that's cool stay that way you don't want to literally yeah i don't know what that is i used to fucking love the impractical joker so i will say and it might be a nostalgia thing but oh prank versus prank was another thing that i was obsessed with during ctfxc era oh also i think my lasik eye surgery is fucking up like it's just not working anymore yeah i think i'm like low-key going blind my my vision's getting blurry no that's because you don't wash your eyes and face when you wake up. And there's boogers fucking accumulating and blocking your vision. And then, yeah, like I stare at my screen. I've been staring at my screen a lot recently, so it could be that.

Also, before we get into the questions for the end of this video, which are from our beautiful patrons. Slay! Slay, patrons. And then we'll get into media. Don't think we forgot, because I could never fucking forget. One last thing is I haven't really seen it but I don't want it to start. Don't be fucking mean to Kai. We can be mean to Kai because we have

intimate, nice, soft, sexual sex with him. And also his name is K-Y. K-Y Jelly. K-A-E. K-I-E. K-Y. It's not K-I-E. K-A-E. K-I-E. K-Y Jelly.

You can call him Lube. Call him Lube in the comments. Lubert. Lubiana. Give us those questions, girl. Okay. Christian says, what's the hardest lesson you've learned in adulthood? Okay. Whoa. Girl. Whoa. Okay, I'm going to repeat it just in case.

Could you hear it? Christian says or asks, what's the hardest lesson you've learned in adulthood? That you are truly alone in this life. Like you can have your people, you can have your family, but at the end of the day you're alone well don't that's like really fucking and you're gonna die alone i've i've

always known that personally i've always felt that but i think i just found that out when my brother died and now my i'm reliving it because my grandpa just died. And honestly, like when my bug died, like that was really traumatic. Damn, I'm being, I'm surrounded by death recently. Like you motherfuckers better watch out. Are you threatening us? I'm not threatening y'all. I'm just saying. One eye open when I'm sleeping.

No one eye. You know how you would always say like bad things come in three yeah oh my god wait bad things okay i've always said bad things come in threes my brother died i had my heartbreak and then what else what was the other one no there was there was one before that it was like my brother died for you oh the other thing is something i can't talk about i cannot talk about that well my hardest lesson was probably um i don't i don't know i feel like i god was very nice to me i got all my hard awful lessons of life very young well it's one of those um also addiction is easy that's all i'll say on that not easy

easy like to deal with but like no it comes easily it comes it can happen um so be careful motherfuckers my uh rough this makes me sound like i'm i hate this because it makes me sound so like i'm like just like such an empathetic queen and it's like hard for me to like like be selfish or something but the hardest lesson i had to learn was it is better to be selfish than always be the nice person in the situation and that's probably like that took me like the longest yeah um to learn in my adulthood and it wasn't until very recently that i do it and i still have issues with it because like that ties back to literally you're alone yeah um it's only you which i i think i think like that's i i don't really know if i would be like oh like there are obviously moments where life is difficult because

you can express like pain and anguish to someone you love or someone you're close to as deeply as you want but they will never understand it from your side like a big realization i had was i was like what's so insane is your siblings grow up with you and i was very close in age with all my siblings like my like older siblings and we like saw each other in day in day out we saw each other kind of go through everything but even within that there was a lot we didn't know about what each other were feeling and like i have no idea what it's like to be them and they have no idea what it's like to be me even though we literally grew up side by side um so that kind of goes into that like idea of being alone is like you can express out all you want but no one will truly understand other than yourself and that is like the saddest

part of life is because that even goes with like when you love someone so deeply like they will literally never understand how much you love them or vice versa um and then when death is around the corner for both of you it's coming girl don't say that because i actually have a theory that like uh during the holidays is that's when bad things happen to me um because that's what always happened this is like during holidays because something could happen to me something could always happen to everybody and that's when bad things happen to me um because that's what always happened this is like you better be protecting me because something could happen to me something could always happen to everybody and that's like the scariest part and that's why you have to say you girl it is the gear judges it i know i've said this before but kylie jenner said it's the year of realizing things do you remember that yeah and she was right every year i know it's the life of realizing things

that's the thing because real life is realizing thing wow that was fucking awful let's do a couple more yeah okay um lindsey gutierrez i think i pronounced that perfectly um if you woke up as the other for a day How would you spend it? I would go the fuck outside Okay Lindsay said If you woke up as the other How would you spend the day?

Well I would wake up in the morning And I would grab my big fucking tits I would just massage them. Yeah. And then I'd play with my little vagina. And then I would take my ass to the fucking doctor and get my lumpy ass boobs looked at. Okay, I don't have lumpy boobs.

For those of you out there who look at me and you would like to touch my soft,le pillow boobs they feel good there is like um it feels like a gumball dropped into one of my boobs yeah okay that's not chill at all not a gumball that's not fucking normal that big i was you for a day i would literally wake up and make plans with someone and go and spend the day outside and like running around and oh i would go buy a bunch of clothes no for you no would you also uh clean my sheets and my no because that's your fucking job actually i would use your money to hire someone to do it so that i wouldn't have to actually do the labor but so you would go hang out with someone that's it you wouldn't like play with my private part You wouldn't like. I don't want to.

I don't want to see your. You already go days without showering. I would not even piss. I'd piss myself all day. Next fucking question. They're so dumb. Jenna Williams asks. Favorite episode of the podcast so far.

Jenna asks our favorite episode of the podcast so far. And. Oh, I have to look at it. I have to look of the podcast so far. And. Oh, I have to look at it. I have to look at the cover to know because there is an episode that I thought was like so funny. It's like one of my favorite. And I remember posting that about it. But I think it was I think for me, episode three. Your mom.

Your mama. Oh, mine also might be episode three. I like episode. I like the Halloween episode three i like episode i like the halloween episode i like episode three um the flea episode is a really good one yeah you're asking us to like name our favorite episode when like literally all of them are my favorite episode um i like sexy not smart oh drew drew stinks is probably my favorite. Like when I was literally outed as like a gross man.

Oh, yeah. That is like one of the best ones. And also where toxic and going away is really funny. I think all of them are funny. Like I'm fucking conceited. Literally, I love myself. I love myself. Although I will say the worst part about doing this is having to hear myself after and listen

through it before posting it. It's the worst thing ever. You know what's fucked up is that I dread listening to the episodes before we post them. I'm like, fuck that. I don't want to do that. I'm so annoyed. But then I start listening and I literally get 30 seconds in and I get lost. I love this.

And I'm like, wait, I can listen to this fucking forever. I love hearing them speak. Who are they? Someone needs to sign them. Someone needs to, um, someone needs to, like, date me and, like, buy me a lot of stuff. You would be the fucking worst. You would never buy me shit. Dude, I would be terrible in a relationship.

Yeah. I would be awful. I saw someone comment. They were like, I think Drew's afraid of love or like isn't capable of love and i was like no real shit we are i just want to be held the opposites i just want to be held i think at the end of the day like everybody wants that a little bit i think at the end of the day i see dating as literally i want a partner for a long time and if you commit to it you need to be here for a very fucking long time.

And don't fucking play with me because I'll smack the shit out of you. You're pissing me off. Yeah, we're the complete opposite because I'm literally like I could be single for the rest of my life. No, I literally like when I'm dating someone, I'm like, I don't understand how people are like dating someone. They're like, I'll be here for a little while. I like buckle the fuck down. And especially if it's good. I'm like, I'll be here for fucking ever.

I don't care. I genuinely have no interest in dating other people. Like I'm not someone who enjoys dating. I don't like all that shit. I like having a partner who I commit to. I'm very like old school in terms of like my dating life. One day we will end up together and we'll be like, why did we waste? What's so annoying is we would be such an awful couple.

It would be so bad. You would you would piss me the fuck the fuck it would be so you'd piss me the fuck off it would be so bad i'm an awesome girlfriend yeah i'm just kidding i was like stop but yeah i'm just playing i literally am like i used to think i was the worst girlfriend ever, but I'm like, wait, I'm awesome today. I'm just evil. That's it. I have my own little evil ways. But I feel like if I met the right person, I would be nice. Does that make sense?

I mean, yeah. I've seen you there. Yeah. I've seen you wanting to step into that once in our life. And I never do it again the walls are built the walls are back up the walls are back the walls are back up and you're not getting in no one's getting in i i'd be getting hurt a million times and i'm like i'm still open and i want a relationship like i want it i kind of do like want that chaos again it's just fun to have a crush okay also like it is fun to be hurt it is so fun to be butthurt and heartbroken it is literally so fun like nothing nothing is more

fun than being heartbroken as fuck and like driving around listening to sad music and being like just so like full of fucking sadness and it's like it's literally so fucking human to me it's like almost comical how bad it hurts and like you just like i just catch myself like laughing i'm like really like why does this hurt so bad like i miss the drama of like walking in somewhere and falling to my knees i need to be i can't drive i can't drive i need to be that hurt again where i'm walking in the room and collapsing like that was the thing is i'll never be that hurt again because i'm like that the room and collapsing like that was the thing is i'll never be that hurt again because i'm like that was girl we were literally concerned for you we were like

she's gonna off herself everyone always thinks that like i'm not okay i would like never say never but like of course i'm somebody who struggles from like suicidal tendencies catch me fucking you'll catch me dead for some other reason before you catch me dead for someone i dated that is embarrassing and i don't want to give you that much credit because my life already sucks with or without you yeah and it's not gonna get much better with you i'll always be sad yeah all right that was it but be happy be happy though yeah be happy yeah is there any more questions is there like one that has a bunch of likes on patreon no because they're all fighting to the death for attention and they don't want to like each other's comments give us one more just one more um let's see uh vanessa

what supplements does drew take oh my fucking god no we're not doing that one sucks no it doesn't suck but i could literally just mansplain them for an hour no one wants to hear literally no one wants to hear that what time are we at uh we're at an hour okay so we should just keep going see how far we can take it you want to do okay the problem is that the patreon app is like really fucked and like starts glitching when i scroll down too far so i wrote down some and i only have a couple left uh jazz wise says favorite moment you've had in new york uh favorite moment in new york was riding the bikes that was really cute i loved riding bikes on the streets i haven't ever done that and then also running into someone in the subway listening to emergency

intercom that was so sick damn you are hogging that you just yelled at me over a fucking cheese it's bite bite pass what do you not know about it? I did that the other day with one of those like sandwich, with a sandwich and it was like it was like clockwork. It was like two little robots going at it. My favorite moment from that trip?

Probably us at the bar with Matt and Dom. Oh yeah. Oh, also the fucking club with Kai was literally so fun. Dude, that was so much fun. Yeah, it was literally the most fun I've had in, like, a while.

I'm like, anytime we get to have alcohol, like, can I think of something? I'm going to start taking a teaspoon of vodka before every podcast. No. You said that the other day day and they literally were like don't i said that to you and kai and y'all were like no kai was like yeah i i support that fully

yeah and then you were like don't fucking do that absolutely i would never do that i just liked um the whole thing was fun i just liked running around with you because I felt like... Felt like home. It felt like you coming into a world that I had been living in. And I was like, oh my God, Drew's here. And I'm watching him interact with all these people I know. And it was fun.

I did conquer my social anxiety. Oh my God. I did not realize how bad my social anxiety was until that trip to New York. I cannot talk to people i can't even like think about like before new york i was my biggest concern with the trip was like i'm gonna meet so many fucking new people and i'm so scared i know when you said that i was like oh my god your shit is bad because why are you thinking about that like ahead of time i don't know and that is so weird like people with anxiety the way it is like you know what shout out to people with anxiety yeah yeah i feel bad for them um shout out to people with

social anxiety yeah yeah i feel bad for them but yeah i can't think of like a specific moment i loved when we were like eating at kenka oh yeah that was our spot we ate there a bunch um yeah i literally i like probably the night yeah at the club with kai was like the best night it was like so fucking fun is there one more kai um let's see dick in soup asks thoughts on blade oh my god okay now yes let me mansplain blade real quick for you guys i love sad boys sbe i love blade i love echo 2k i love young lean i actually was just listening to lean doer jonathan lean and that can take us into the media of the week what's your media side his side project jonathan lean doer is like more of a rock type deal he's got going on it's really really interesting actually and his album stranger

with the song agony is really good and yellow man is an amazing song um then blade has the new the new album the fool is really good i think that's a really strong project but i will always always um have a spot in my heart for peroxide by echo 2k that's just like probably top tier song don't even give me sorry about thai boy digital like who else who else is there come on okay media media of the week. Halcyon and On and On by Orbital. Beautiful, beautiful song. Belfast by Orbital.

Come on. Come on, Orbital stans. Hey, are there any Orbital stans out there? Let me hear you make some noise. I felt like I've talked maybe a total of seven seconds this entire podcast, unless I'm just completely non-existent. No, you're doing exactly what you did in the Patreon episode, where for some reason at the end you start ramping up. And I got Gimme Head by DJ Clint.

That's a great song. And then Deep Forest by Deep Forest. Yup, yup. And that song was recommended to me by a buddy on Instagram I wish and in my book I've been reading is do

android dream of electronic sheep it's a sci-fi that in it uh what's it called it um it's like the predecessor to blade runner um what's that what's that called what's that called it's like the it inspired blade runner the movies um and it's really fucking good i've never been much of a sci-fi reader and after i read like the first 35 pages

of that i went and bought a bunch of sci-fi books because I was like, I'm missing out on quintessential sci-fi. I was like, I need to hear some. I just, yeah. I need to read some sci-fi, man. You know what's funny? I'm always like, I don't fuck with sci-fi, but as a kid, I was such a like nerd ass motherfucker. But like as an adult, I can't really get.

But I'm talking about like dystopian, utopian future sci-fi. I don't want to read the lord of the rings or like no i don't consider absolutely not that is like freak shit um i did watch all the lord i was forced to watch all the lord of the rings i'm kind of serving that one elf like you know exactly which one i'm talking about the guy who like orlando bloom like you know what i'm talking about girl what are you saying do you know what i'm talking about i have no idea you want to come over here and sit on my lap so bad okay my media of the week is you cowards don't even smoke crack by viper that song is so good it literally you came around what do you mean i came around i knew about viper in fucking high school girl because of cyrus shout out cy. Okay. No, literally Cyrus.

Actually, Cyrus is one of the first people who like was showing me like what was considered really cutty back then. But I feel like everyone kind of knows about Viper. But Dante brought that song up again because it literally reminds me of hanging out with Dante and Cyrus and being like the losers who thought we were like too cool

for anything in high school. Out of Space by The Prodigy, The Dress by Dijon, Talk Down by Dijon. That is my, I've listened to that song so many times today. Like maybe like seven times. And then Bizarre Love Triangle by

New Order. So fucking good. And I am going to start The Bell Jar sylvia plath if you were wondering where my head's at i'm thinking about trying to read infinite jest again me and josh are going to try to book club it um and i don't i don't think i'll ever be able to enjoy that book i don't think i'll ever get through it and i want to so bad but i think it is just too over my head i can't i can't i can't josh is a fucking bookworm he reads the shit out of books like he finishes a book like in three days it's like insane like i mean like big books like i'm sure he's gonna finish infinite just in like a week and a half i'm really bad with um finishing

books like i start them and then i start a new one and then i start a new one and then i have like fucking five unfinished ones oh um fuck i was gonna say something i literally forgot like yeah i forgot doesn't matter though yeah it literally doesn't matter it's like nothing fucking matters you know what i watched again the other day the matrix and that shit is so fucking good that That shit is insane. Yeah. If you've never watched The Matrix. Me. If you've never watched The Matrix. One of the most like.

Whatever. I'm out of here. Fuck you guys. Hope you have a nice night. And I hope you don't let the bed bugs bite. Bye guys. Bye.