Emergency Intercom - Juxtaposition of Dichotomy w/ Conan Gray

Episode Date: April 19, 2024

If we look a little different it’s because we went back in time to 2017 and kidnapped Conan Gray to be a guest on this week’s episode. We talk about growing up on the internet, Conan going blind before dropping out of UCLA…and pheromones https://www.patreon.com/emergencyintercom join the Patreon for bonus episodes, q&a/topic submissions, livestreams, pay for ky's lobotomy Go to https://zocdoc.com/intercom and download the Zocdoc app for FREE. Then find and book a top-rated doctor today. Control Body Odor ANYWHERE with @lumedeodorant and get 15% off with promo code INTERCOM at https://LumeDeodorant.com! #lumepod #sponsored #ad business inquiries: [e-mail] instagram: @emergencyintercom @emergencyintercomclips tiktok: @emergencyintercompod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hey Spotify, this is Javi. My biggest passion is music. And it's not just sounds and instruments. It's more than that to me. It's a world full of harmonies with chillers. From streaming to shopping, it's on Prime. oh my gosh who is this gorgeous fellow with us pal say your name guys. My name is Lohan Panino. Video of the week. Okay, so the reason why we're dressed like this is because we have good style.

Yeah, and we're trend forecasting right now. Like, everybody wants to bring it back, and we are... Y'all are in 2016 right now with the dog filter on TikTok, but we have already stepped into 2017. Yeah, we were there. It's like the girl with her bag stepping into the new year and it's us with the worst fits you could imagine. All of our

pants are too short. Too short. Way too short. That was like the vibe for some reason. I don't know. Yeah, it was a... I mean, I think we should actually just act like it actually is 2017 right now. So right now the vibe is to have really... You know know you want like a little bit of like a leg hair yeah i'm so insecure about my nasty leg hair showing yeah drew has the longest socks on the planet which is not because i feel like also weirdly like i used to wear hella no show socks in 2017 i was never on

that because i had like a bunch of vans and stuff that I was like, I want my legs to show. But that's also before I had a really awful tattoo on this leg that I now like to cover. So maybe that was my whole thing. I was like, skin is in. We have PF flyers and Converse. And Vans. I know. The thing is, we are the progression, your ass went to art school.

I was like never going to go to school. And I smoked meth. And I'm doing meth. Casually. We're like deeply reminiscent of like where we're from. That's all I could think about is I was like, this feels so Miami to me. And even like, I'm sure no one will notice, but I did a lip combo that I used to do all the time, and I did a little bit of eyeliner.

I was like, damn. We noticed. We noticed for sure. Wait, where are you from? I'm from Texas. Where in Texas are you from? I'm from Granbury. It's like two hours north of Austin. Okay, I'm from Georgetown,

which is like an hour so somewhere from austin okay because i low-key knew that because i was obsessed like oh i didn't know that yeah you're like oh that's so that's so interesting i was literally obsessed with your youtube videos when you were like making videos back then like it was literally everything and then when I found out you got accepted into UCLA it was as big as a moment for me as it was for you and that was so sick and then you got in too yeah yeah yeah oh yeah we talked about yeah we were like texting all about that shit yeah I never went yeah when I signed up

for college and stuff I was so happy when you got into harvard i remember that yeah harvard and yale were battling you finished four years and like yeah that's why i have that one shirt yeah yeah i remember that it's so crazy that y'all were like posts to like be educated and then just decided not to but i decided not to before jumping in so it really shows where we stand in finishing our responsibilities. I just never take it on. And you guys...

Did you actually finish school, though? No. No, no, no. You're like, look at me. No. No, I went to UCLA for three months. Oh, wow. And then I...

Yeah. Alumnus. Alumnus.us no I went for three months I within the first week I dropped two of my three classes

and I only made it through one communications class and it was great because music was calling and now I'm educated yeah music was

knocking on the door you're musically educated I'm also not musically educated I don't also not musically educated. I don't know. Well, you make good music. Thank you so much. Are you technically a notable alumni?

I don't know. I don't. If you don't graduate, do you get to be an alumnus? I don't know. I have no idea. But I remember my high school, I had every single person that followed me at the time when i graduated like like bomb their wiki page and try to get me to be their notable alumni and they were so evil no i know they were i was like bitch give me a notable alumni like credit or something

meanwhile i had like 30 followers like it was giving nothing but i had them like all go there and like edit the shit out of the high school like wiki page and it like they destroyed it like for like a week it was like i don't think you're gonna make it now because you're literally harassed yeah they changed the school colors to go back in and figure out how the fuck to code wiki they literally changed the school colors to like piss yellow and shit like they were like you yeah literally for me and i was like actually so proud of that you were honored yeah i was honored but i don't think i'm any kind of alumni for my school either i think we looked at your youtube vlogs i'm not there i'm so unnotable like honestly i'm so i'm also not true i was watching those videos i was like per you go get that education. I will not be.

Yes. I was so, but like, like no matter how much I achieve in life, I'll never be more, more notable than like our high school quarterback, Bo Corrales. Bo Corrales, if you're out there, you're the most important bitch. You are that bitch. You are that bitch. Like no, like no matter what I do, I will not matter. I guess like who is the notable alumni from ucla like i feel like oh there's a million oh um those them three sisters heim oh i think two of

them went to georgia i went to ucla notable alumni the guy who wrote fahrenheit 420 420. 420. Smoke. Blaze. Something. 451. 451. Number. Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, one of the goats in basketball. Okay. I don't know basketball. Russell Westbrook. Are you only naming basketball players? He does this sometimes.

I don't know why. It's his weird obsession. Oh, Ben Shapiro. He got the Apple Vision Pro and he doesn't use it unless it is to watch a basketball game. And sometimes I'll be sitting on the couch and he'll come out with it

and he'll just stand in front of me. He'll come? Yeah, I can't stop coming. I just can't stop coming. And he'll just like get in my face and be like, I have something to say to you. And I'm like, dude,

you are the weirdest person I've ever met. With my fake Birkin in hand. To hold the battery. Well, I have to confront you. I think you may be a slut because you are on other podcasts. Oh, wow. Yeah, you thought I wouldn't see that. Yeah, well, here's the thing.

My legs are spread wide open. Anyone can get it. Anyone can get it. Wow, wide open. Anyone can get it. Anyone can get it. Wow, okay. Literally anyone can get it. Honestly, kudos to you for taking that. Owning that. I mean, took it multiple times from other people.

Wow. If it makes y'all feel any better, y'all are the last. Let's go. So you get to get the remnants of everyone else. So you ran through. You got to contract the most STDs. Yeah, we're getting leftovers as fuck

that is so funny what have you been up to actually today is the last like I'm just been putting out an album oh I saw I saw and I heard my 80s queen

we're obsessed with the 80s I know so I'm like i'm like this was guys this was made for me yeah me when i had a conversation with you like two weeks before it drops i was already done amazing i'm like wow but we but it's like so i mean we were talking it's kind of like a delusion like a delusion thing with the 80s right now because like i'm so afraid of existing in the in reality right now because it's so it's overwhelming so scary there's so much yeah whereas the 80s there was so much but now it's only the cream of the crop yeah in the 80s we had a like hole in the ozone from hair spray y'all know about that yeah aqua what is it aqua jet aquaet i don't know there's something i don't know what they call aquanet yeah

it like was so bad it like i guess that also i use my context clues i was like hair net that's it that's it but how was the process of making that album for you um it was interesting wait did i just sound like an interviewer like that was giving interviewer an actual question that was giving interview the validity of this podcast just dropped stocks just dropped my safe space um i was fine it was like it was actually so it was so so it was like so fun for like three months and i was like this is awesome like my life is amazing and then it was just like gut wrenching. It was just gut wrenching afterwards. I got so sick. Someone gave me an illness, mega illnesses.

And I got so sick for like seven months. Whoa. It was crazy. And then I had to get my tonsils taken out. Oh, and doing that as an adult is like scary boots. It's crazy. Like they were like, oh, it's going to hurt for two weeks. And I'm like, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Also as a singer. It's going to hurt. Yeah yeah like i don't want to fucking hear that from you bitch yeah and also like like i had a couple of my friends do it and they were like yeah whatever like eat an ice cream like i didn't want to eat anything it hurts so bad yeah um so that was it really all i remember was just like being on drugs when I was doing when I was getting better from my surgery and that's it that's about doing studio sessions during that time I had to so like half the songs I'm like croaking out you're sick it's so it was like oh it's so dark I'm like actually so glad it's out if it makes you feel any better you cannot hear any remnants of that thank you I wouldn't have guessed you were passing away in the booth.

I was passing away, and I was just like so, I was so sad. But of course, like, any time I'm sad, it's just like, yes, yes, just make fun music. Like, please, try to do something. Yes, this is your peak. Yes, yes. You were so obsessed when you were depressed. You are living. So, yeah, but I'm glad it's over because that was a lot.

What have y'all been up to? Whoa. It's giving interviewsall been up to? Whoa. It's giving interviews. Wait, the stocks rose. Back up. Oh, wow. Nothing. I don't do anything with my life.

That's actually a lie. I feel like we've been the busiest we've been in so long. Girl, the eclipse. That's what we've been doing. The eclipse. Were you in Texas for it? Yeah, I flew back to my hometown. My hometown was in the path of totality

and i literally could not miss it and for like a week before it was a hundred percent cloud coverage and i was like oh girl i like flew in for like nothing it's like me and his whole fucking family is there like i'm here for fucking nothing i said that several times to them and i was like damn that's mean like i could bomb all of texas and it wouldn't matter literally you were like blowing off the map like i shouldn't be here exactly um but it was like 100 cloud coverage for a week before and i was like cool like this is bullshit um and then day of full cloud coverage i was like whatever i'm not even thinking about it it's not even that deep i already saw it once in 2017 like i don't need to see whatever. I'm not even thinking about it. It's not even that deep. I already saw it once in 2017. Like, I don't need to see it again.

I'm not even like that angry. Even I'm lying so God hears me and does what I want. No, literally, it was crazy. I was like, I literally, like, you know how like, I've been like knocking on wood all the time. It's like, actually, I think I have like calloused knuckles from knocking on wood. It's like becoming an actual problem.

We are two crazy people and I need to explain that. Drew started this and like, you can't tell me something because it will get in my head and I will also believe it and he kept doing it in front of me and every time he said something bad,

also the bad thing isn't even like a bad thing. I'll just be like, oh, hopefully I don't wake up late tomorrow and I'm like, like we'll knock on wood

and now we both do it and it is so bad and we are crazy people. I think I'm giving it to each other. Exactly. But, giving it to each other exactly exactly but giving it to each other over and over and over um but yeah so day of full cloud coverage i was like damn like this sucks but i was still like holding out a little bit of faith hope one would say just yeah yeah

yeah the texas came out and then the clouds just broke like 30 minutes before. And then the entire time the moon was eclipsing the sun, it was no clouds at all. And then the clouds came in right after totality. It was like made for me. It was made for me. It's insane to hear you describe that moment and you're like building up like this

gorgeous thing and one of the only videos of him there is him grittying oh yeah it's not like he sat there was like oh my god yeah um well and i was mean as fuck six and a half hours without solar eclipse glasses and i was pissed because i felt so fucking stupid and then i called me like four times like i almost bought a welding helmet like i went into a home depot and was staring at a 200 welding helmet and i was like am i really about to go stand in the middle of the field like a killer in this fucking helmet jason and then drew was like you still shouldn't do that like that's not good for your eyes and then i walked out crying and i was like wow okay like i'm wasting my fucking time like this is so sad

and then i pulled over and the nerdiest couple I've ever met who was such a key and they had an apex twin shirt on with an apex one of them does like this small festival in Brooklyn and I walked out of the car and I was just like looking around like I'm too embarrassed and ashamed to ask for anything because then I don't want to be like oh yeah I drove up here six fucking hours without the glasses I'm stupid um yeah so I was just like looking around and they were like do you have that's my family's nickname for me um and I was like no I don't and they were like oh we have five extra we can give you one and they gave me glasses and I literally shed a tear and then I drove out into the middle of a random field and met a really cute little family and then walked away from them

because I was like I don't know y'all's vibe and your energy and i don't want it getting all over me right now so i walked in the middle of this field and laid down and i sobbed like a baby it was beautiful and it was so amazing and that's stored faith in humanity literally like everybody you deserve an updoot. Ew. Updoot? What is that? What? Like Reddit terminology, like doggo updoots. Ew. Do you know what that is? Yeah, I do know what that is.

Updoot? Of course. It's like an upvote on Reddit, but they call it an updoot. I thought you were making it like referential to yourself somehow. Yeah, keep that shit to your fucking head like this. I was i thought it was sexy thank you oh my god okay and you're sexy thank you they do this sometimes you could just ignore it um i'm trying yeah i'm trying um but yeah i had a whole bit planned but i didn't i couldn't find the bandages. But I was going to walk in with my eyes wrapped with blood coming out of my eyes. And I was staring at the sun and my eyes were bleeding.

Okay, you know what was fucked up actually? I was like, damn, I am not a smart person by any means. And I would never survive in the wild because I knew not to look up at the sun. But every time I was going to look up at it, instead of putting the glasses on and looking up, I would look straight into the sun and then put the glasses on. And by the end of the day, my eyes were so itchy and I was genuinely convinced I was going to go to sleep and wake up with no sight. And I was so scared.

I swear my eyes literally have like black dots in them. I'm not even exaggerating. Like I literally think. Y'all, one time I went blind. Wait, what? One time? Hold on. Wait, segue. Short pants. Yeah. exaggerating like i literally think y'all one time i went blind wait what one time hold on wait segue short pants yeah um so my freshman year at ucla in the first month that i moved i was like just doing my classes like trying to you know grind in yeah and being a true student for the

being educated being an alumnus a future alumnus. And I was like, I just kind of noticed like a black dot, like just like appear in my side of vision. I would like look around, look around, look around. And like, it would like move as I like looked around. Then it kind of like started getting like larger and larger. Oh my God. And kind of like filling this, like my vision over the next few days.

I was like, I have to get this checked out. Like something's obviously wrong. How quickly was that timeline? Like three, four days. Okay, because I was going to say, if you waited like weeks with a black dot in your eye, you're crazy. But three to four days, perfect.

I was good. I show up to like UCLA like medical center and they're like, you have a brain tumor. I'm like, they're like, you have to be prepared for anything. But like, you you have a brain tumor I'm like you have to be prepared for anything but like you probably have a brain tumor I was like guys fuck you walk back and forth and see

what happens and I was like fuck like I'm gonna have to wear an eye patch on stage like what am I gonna do and I was like wait that maybe might look kind of good and I was like are you trying to rationalize an eye patch like i was like um i was like i could put a little symbol on i don't know um but then we did more and more tests so many tests they were like putting things in my veins and like recording like the the like fluorescence in my it was this crazy thing and then finally i was like guys guys i feel like

it's in my eyeball like i don't have a tumor behind my brain like i swear like there's something just in your there's something wrong with my eyeball it's in the ball and then they were like okay okay whatever so then i go to like another specialist and they're like i'm so interesting so essentially she was like why like have you been like super stressed out lately i was like yeah i guess so like i just moved from texas to like go to school like it was like the most stressful thing you can do to like your adolescent self so scary also like when you're that age you're like weirdly fearless like whatever like crazy and then i look back i'm like what the fuck was i doing did i was just saying to someone the other day, like I think about when I let Drew drive like 110 miles an hour with me in the car

down like an empty road in Texas. And at the time I was like, we are so free. And now if he did that, I'd be like, bitch, you have two souls in this fucking house. Pull over, pull up, pull up. But she's like, have you been stressed? I was like, yeah, I guess so. She's like, hmm, like sometimes what happens

when people are really stressed out, there's this layer of your eye called the sclera and I exploded it with my mind. I literally exploded it with my brain. Okay, be honest. You were in your fucking dorm trying to move shit with your brain and you were supposed to cry. You were like. That's exactly what I was doing.

And then, yeah, it was like blocked my sight of vision because it was so swollen. And then all they had to do to fix it, I just was on shit tons of ibuprofen. And then I was fine. Damn. So were they like kid nurses in the UCLA Medical Center? Or was it like a proper hospital? No, the whole UCLA Medical Center is very, very prestigious. Because all-

They were trying to get a check out of you. Literally. They had me yeah they're like do you have insurance no and they're like okay let's think let's think what we can give you 45 MRI yeah but then I was

fine that is a rollercoaster I was blind for like a week did they tell you to not use your eye I mean I couldn't. I guess, yeah. I'm like, right, right. So how long have you been living in LA?

For seven years? We were kind of around the same time. Our timelines were the same. But we did not hang. I know, it was crazy. We knew each other, but we didn't hang. But we did go to one of your concerts. I don't remember i know it was crazy like we knew each other but we like didn't hang but we did go

to one of your concerts i don't remember which one it was it was at the wiltern or no it wasn't what's it called no it's right here what is that whole called was it the really small the echo no it was pretty big i was like damn like it's like it's like gorgeous inside that theater because i remember when i went i was like damn okay like my dumb ass i was like wait did he decorate this theater or something like that's what it felt like yeah looking up venue that was like our first time like hanging not even hanging out but like making connections outside of the internet not true really i saw y'all at VidCon. No. I know we can't say that out loud. Oh, my.

I hate that. Oh, my God. That is crazy. No, I'm actually shivering right now. Wait, was it? Yes, it was definitely in the hotel lobby for sure. For sure. You know what really fucked up is I was so drunk at all those things that I don't have

a memory of that. I remember it so clearly. It was, God, I need to leave frame. I need to leave. Dude, VidCon was crazy as fuck. Oh, El Rey. El Rey. Yeah, yeah.

But what year was that, like 2017? Probably 2018, 2017. Damn. All I remember- I was probably dressed like this on stage all i remember from that year is that was the year that i had like really bad psychosis induced by an edible after that vitcon and i think that's why my memory is washed because i don't remember anything from that day other than by the end of the day shaking in bed with four of my friends

looking over me and i was like what is my name what is my name what is my name um so that's what i did you figure it out yeah yeah and i made some really crazy accusations while i was like inside all of my deep-seated fears i was convinced they happened and i was sitting there like thank god no one actually went out and was like you did it because i was making some really crazy accusations and then um and then i woke up and i was like you did it because i was making some really crazy accusations and then um and then i woke up and i was like guys chill like that wasn't everything is okay that is so insane so okay so we saw you at vidcon yeah bad memory then we went and saw you at el rey and then i never saw y'all ever again yeah the vibes were good recently the vibes were good yeah we were we really hit it off we were like oh my god this is so fun

we should never see each other again the internet I think we probably have known of each other and spoken to each other on the internet for probably like about a decade if not longer yeah cause when I met up with you more recently I was telling

somebody I was like oh yeah I'm gonna go like hang out with Conan and they were like you're friends with Conan and I was like yeah I yeah, I'm gonna go hang out with Conan, and they were like, you're friends with Conan? And I was like, yeah, I've known Conan for a long time. Since we were children. Yeah, and then they were like, oh, do you guys hang out? And I was like, well, no. But like, I feel like... Well, I'd never want to

be around him. Oh, absolutely not. Ew. But I feel like all of us have the same bond that we just have with so many other people from the internet, where it's like, I know you. It I feel like all of us have the same bond that we just have with so many other people from the internet where it's like, I know you. It's literally like going to school and not really having classes together. Totally. But I know you.

I know you. Oh, my God. And there's so many like eras of the internet that we saw and witnessed together. And so many people have come and gone. I know. I know. Shout out to Anthony. I mean, when they've just like

chosen a normal life off the internet we're like you're crazy couldn't be me like they like happy married i know with so with child with child we're barren all of us oh yeah no i'm barren to the bone like i don't think that will ever be a reality for me but i will watch my peers and be like wow that's my kid that's how i feel about your sister's kid i'm like that's my kid no literally my twin had a baby and it's literally like my child it's so crazy you watched it oh yeah that's a vibe that's a vibe i was watching yeah but um oh fuck what was i gonna say oh i feel like we're all like a little trauma bonded in a way growing up yeah it was traumatizing yeah it was so scary i also don't know why like we were allowed to just we were like fully right like where were my parents yeah exactly

exactly no idea it is so insane too because i my parents growing up were so strict with me but for some reason the thing they let me do was completely publicize my day-to-day life on the internet which is such a random thing to be like, okay, we'll let you do that part. But you can't go out with your friends after the sun is down. That's crazy, as if I'm not online talking to strangers and being crazy. And talking to people who should probably be in jail.

When I was 12, 13. Like, whoa. I think about that all the time. And also, growing up in that era, it was just like it was such a lawless land the internet and nobody really questioned anything and everything felt normal and also

like it was all yossified because of tumblr and everything and I was like this is so cunt and now I'm like that is so illegal so illegal it's so scary on there but we made it out look at us now we're in our kitchen we're in the kitchen you think you made it look at us now we're literally stuck in the past

like help me help me we're wearing clothes from our childhood but it was such a community time i was actually thinking about that the other day because i feel like all of us kind of had a similar experience or maybe I'm just talking for myself right now. But I was thinking about how still sometimes when I see like whether it be artists or influencers or like content, whatever the fuck. When I see somebody I can if I like what they do, I my brain is like, I love them. Like, I'm obsessed with you. You were so awesome. And I think it's from growing up in that like era of like stan culture and at least that was like my intro to the internet and then i feel like so many people now almost make fun of stan culture when back then it was so accepted like

i don't know how to describe it yeah well it's just like a different type of obsession now i feel like true i guess also because now even when we were all making content and posting there was a layer that we separated if that makes sense there was more separation for sure like i didn't even realize that people like i mean i had no perception whatsoever of the fact like people were actually watching the videos until like i graduated high school and school and moved and went to school. I was like, why are all these people talking to me? I didn't know. I didn't understand.

That is so crazy because we all do come from smaller towns. Miami is not a small town by any means. I'm like, we all come from such small towns. You're from the smallest town in america actually where i was like growing up the neighborhood i was in nobody gave a fuck about the internet like nobody i was i think about it all the time i was thinking about it recently because i had vines where like i would be standing on a table with all of my classmates in it and just be like screaming and then get down from the table and move on and upload it and like move on with my

day not once was someone like hey i was in that video can you take it the fuck down like they had no perception that that was going on to the internet and now everybody is so aware of the internet that it's a completely different thing i feel like if i was in high school now the algorithm would push me onto my friends timelines and they'd be like what like what the hell did you go to i did just for three hours. Because my friend Olivia was playing, played with no doubt. And it was awesome. But it was, I mean, Coachella in general, dusty.

It's just a lot. I mean, I'm not a festival goer. Are you guys festival goers? No. And that's what I've realized. Because I used to be a top tier coachella hater and then i was like oh i think i'm just bitter and i don't like that wow okay cool and i just don't think it's for me i'm gonna go for like a day like i'm down to go see fucking

lana or whatever but like i can't be there like all three days but respect to the people that can do that like you're powerful i see the world in which it's fun with like all your friends and you're like just like dirty for the whole weekend and just like you're just dirty yeah no i get it it's exactly but i i don't i can't i like being oh in inside yeah i like ac silence i'm sorry also i it's just too many people and it freaks me out and i think i just don't like being in a space with that many people. And part of it is fun seeing other people happy, but then it makes me introspective. And I'm like, why am I not happy?

And then that's what I did last time I was there. All I could do was talk to all of my friends and they seemed like the happiest I've ever seen them. And then I was there. Yeah. Realistically. So happy. And they were dancing and jumping around, but eyes were like no literally that's what I walked away realizing because I'm not I don't like not drink or partake in like festivities but for some reason being there I couldn't even like finish a single drink because i was so aware of my human body like

it really put me into borderline psychosis where i was thinking all these people i was like everybody has their own life and like oh my god people had to make plans that's what scares me that's all i could think is i would look at every human and be like you probably had to like tell people you're coming here and like figure out a plan and like i i couldn't look at people and not think about their whole life and it was freaking me out and i was like you're just so empathetic yeah i'm an empath at heart no i'm fucking crazy and i like should be able to just be like but like i'm standing in line for a drink and i can feel a human body near me and i'm like you are alive and you're a full human you would be warm like it's really you would be warm

like that's like i think your body temperature is like at its correct temperature like it's really you would be warm like that's like i like your body temperature is like at its correct temperature like it was i mean i honestly kind of don't really understand why like how we're able to be warm all the time i don't really get it i know like we have electricity running in our bodies or whatever whatever but like what no we're literally stardust in this this life is magical like don't even let me get fucking started on i don't get you started but i'm the opposite where one time this is like so gross but i think i've said it on the podcast before um one time i was looking at somebody and this is the craziest thing ever uh and i almost don't want to repeat it i looked at somebody and i thought like if i

cut them open the the heat that would radiate off of them and the stench would make me, like, die. You're a psycho. You need actual help. If you cut them open. I don't think in my head I was like, oh, if I cut them open. But I was like, ew, like, if they were open right now, it would be disgusting. Like, oh, they were open.

And I got, like, this was somebody I was seeing, and I was like, ew, like, I got such bad was seeing and i was like ew like i got such bad ick because i was like ew you stink inside there yeah but that was but some people it's it is interesting oh i don't stink inside of here you don't yeah really i'm cold-blooded i think under those clothes you definitely know i am like sweating down right now. It's like crazy. In your vape. Yeah, in my vape and golf wing. No, it's interesting because when it comes to dating, I've realized more and more, it's like 99%-

It's like 1% you're attracted to them, like 99% they smell good. Pheromones. Oh, don't get me started on pheromones. It's crazy. I can't believe it i literally and when it's wrong it is so wrong it is like visceral i know exactly i have like even friends who i've been talking to and i have smelt their deep pheromones as they're talking to me and i'm like

ew get the fuck away from me and i like i already it's not like this was somebody who i was like attracted to but i have been in moments where i'm talking to somebody i'm attracted to and i can smell their like the deep like molecular makeup of their spit and i'm like i just know that's not meant for me and you need to back the fuck up because i'm gonna call the police never re-enter my life yeah also my theory is i think we like pheromones that are just our own smell i don't know about that maybe you narcissist yeah honestly because there are some times where like i can like this is so weird to say but like i've tasted my own spit and be like that spit tasted like someone else's spit and i'm like oh okay okay or like i like smell to smell on myself

where i'm like whoa i didn't put anything on me but this smells like that person um but maybe i am just a narcissist and i'm crazy and i like put enough perfume on and whatever the fuck i put on that i'm like oh you smell like me but really i'm like smelling my own hair while you smell like me but i love you you smell like me there's something weird about while you smell like me but i love you you smell like me there's something weird about you you smell like me but also i feel like a big part of it is i mean i don't know your dating life but me and drew always joke about how i don't have a type and it really is just my you have to vibe with me and your pheromones just have to be what i want but mainly like we always crack up.

Cause I'll be like, Oh, that person's hot. And everybody's like, no, no. Like, listen to this,

listen to this, listen to this interaction we had. And then they're like, they're still not, but that's a relief as well. Because it's like, you know, it's special just for you.

And stuff when I'm done, when I, and I'm like, Oh my God. Like once I see like the parts of that person i don't like and i'm like oh you are gorgeous in your own right wow you're a girl like a stardust yes literally andrew your dating life is amazing uh non-existent but i like it that way it's a vibe i'm alone i'm so alone i'm so sad i need help no i'm not capable of love you are

no i'm not you are i want to record it i want baby vlogs yeah no coming soon i want your family vlog to start right yeah yeah coming very soon i do want children do you want children i don't know i think i'd fuck it up well that's the point like you gotta fuck up your kids i give them trauma so they like make you money like literally i don't know i don't trust i i when i was like younger i was like oh like maybe i'd want to be a teacher but then like i would like look at the other kids around me like i would have stabbed all of you like i would literally ring i would grab the net and spin like i don't know i i can't do that i have like crazy anger issues not like anger issues no i don't have anger issues but

like everything in the house is broken yeah i have like a short fuse that like if it wasn't my child like i would freak the fuck i guess that's the thing though when it's your own kid you're like you have like a weird maternal instinct. When I was a kid I when I was in elementary school I had to be put on like anger management therapy.

Wow. My in first grade. I don't know why I can't imagine. That's so crazy. It was it was just like

I was just so angry and I would have like these tantrums for reasons I will not explain. Respect. Respect. And they had to, but they fixed it like that because they put a little sticker chart on my desk and every day I was good. I got to put one sticker on my chart and fill up my month and I was perfect from there on. I still do that.

I just needed a reward system. I have a mood tracker. All the walls are filled with sticker charts for Drew. Yeah, yeah. I have mood trackers and shit. I love my mood trackers. Oh, my God. You're crazy.

Let me live. It is sweet. I don't have anything like that. But I think I've just come to a point in my life where I was like a really angry kid too. And I had like such a short fuse and then i don't know what happened for me like it wasn't necessarily a reward system i was just like oh this is embarrassing i think and um i have too much pride to be like really angry anymore and then i because you were around when i had my switch like you were there before the

switch and then after and i will never forget the moment you realized was the airbnb incident when we got to this airbnb there was literally airbnb gate there was fleas everywhere and we kept telling the airbnb host we were like there are fleas or bugs or something biting our fucking ankles in here and he was like no that's not true and then like eventually we went to the backyard like we couldn't see them they were like microscopic like living in the carpets and shit no yeah because i put my sheets to wash because i was like maybe there's like dust mites and it's just like a dirty ass fucking house we started feeling crazy too and then we went out back to the outdoor laundry machine and we pulled out this like washed rug that was just sitting in there sopping wet and i'm not kidding 50 million fleas just

jumped off and we're like covering our bodies and like we freaked out and he wasn't even going to give us like a refund he was just like oh y'all can like thug it out y'all be good he goes just go next door because it was like a duplex so we went next door and we stepped in and i had white socks on and i looked down and my socks were covered in fleas and I think that was the moment where I usually would have gotten so pissed and been like what the fuck is wrong with you handle it out of here I just called him I was like hey man like this is a problem and drew just was actually shocked but that was like the era of my life where I realized uh being angry was embarrassing and I can't imagine I was just thinking about the other day I was like damn if I

like yelled at somebody because I had a funny altercation at a restaurant recently where if this happened seven years ago I would have been like literally go die and kill yourself I fucking hate you bye but I the way I felt adrenaline and I got so like my body went into the fight or flight I used to get where I would react in anger but instead i was just so uncomfortable and i was like you need to back up but i was at this very popular restaurant in new york and they you know how in new york or like any fucking cold place they build out those little things to block you from the cold when you're waiting i went to go in there was these three girls no you didn't you're making this up oh you're literally lying right well then i'm an amazing storyteller if i'm making this up on the spot.

I go to go in and I'm like, hey, did you guys put your name down? They're like, yeah, we already did. And then they looked away and I was like, okay, you're a bitch. But obviously I didn't say that. I was like, you're being a cunt, but whatever. And then I'm like trying to squeeze past them. They were not moving out of my way for me to go past. And I was just like, okay.

And like awkwardly shimmying past them. And then two other girls were coming in. I was like, oh, okay. And I backed up and opened the door for them. And the host came around the corner. They were like this close. Yeah, we were like face to face. They would not get out of the way.

You could smell pheromones. And they were all wrong. They were all wrong. But these two other girls come out. The host comes out and points to the three girls. And they're like, hey, can you guys get out of the way? I'm sorry to say that. But you're kind of blocking the entrance. And we have like a lot of traffic coming in and out.

And they just look at him. They're like, we just ate here. And he's like, I know. But you know, now we have new customers coming in and they start bickering crazy. And mind you, I'm like face to face with this girl and the host is right here. And I'm just standing there and like looking away because I was like, oh my god, this is making me so uncomfortable. You were the worst person ever. Stop yelling with this like waiter. And they are, the host goes, well, you're blocking people from coming in. So you need to walk out.

And then she looks at me. She goes, who am I blocking? And is looking at me. And I was, I literally just put my hands up like this in her face. And I go, don't look at me. You were tripping me the fuck out. Like literally tripping me the fuck out like literally

tripping and i literally looked away from her and she got so embarrassed that she just was like oh okay yeah um and like fixed her little bottega bag and was like okay yeah whatever and she like said to her girls she's like let's just get the fuck out of here and like laughed and i was thinking about that moment also the adrenaline pumping through my body i handled it like super chill like i don't give a fuck like back up but i in that moment literally felt like i was about to have to fight the death of my body i was literally shaking and they left and then a friend came up to me and i was so like the friend who i was meeting came up and i was so adrenaline full that I was like, hey, I need a second to like calm down because I feel like I just got into a fistfight and I literally did it.

And that's how I know I've changed. Yeah, I think about that all the time. How funny it would be if I got in a yelling match. Like, can you imagine me like screaming? Like, I don't get angry. I like I. Oh, I did get angry the other day. I can't go into it. But like long story, long, oh, I did get angry the other day. I can't go into it,

but like long story, long story short, I have, long story, long story, um, Toy Birch, Toy Birch.

Yeah. Um, no, I like, oh my God, it's literally like enrages me. I've had like long, I don't get angry easy.

Freak. Freak. No, I'm a freak. Hello. Hello. Nike, this is real Nike. That's real Nike. Oh, I'm a freak Hello This is real Nike That's real Nike They're going crazy over there

They're like we need to make something happen Mason got this for me I know it's a really good gift But I can't believe when I saw it I was like oh did you get this at like In downtown and he was like no this is from the Nike store And he picked up the bag and it had the tag in it Have you ever just tried chloroforming yourself at 4 p.m when you are tired of the day that would be a vibe just like having a pill to take for food would be a vibe oh my god i want

that so bad wait all the nutrients i hate eating i like it is so arduous i love eating but i hate picking out what i have to eat it's Yeah, the decision of it is too much. It's so exhausting. It literally drives me insane. You're like, what am I supposed to eat? It's so annoying. I wish also the only meal that I enjoy is dinner. Yes, yes.

Because it's peaceful. You have time to think about what you want. You're not like starving like on the brink of death. Also, you know it's supposed to be warm. Like in my head, I'm like, I know dinner is supposed to be warm. Exactly. I hate cold foods. And for some reason, I'm like, know dinner is supposed to be warm exactly and for some reason I'm like

is lunch supposed to be cold sometimes like lunch sometimes is cold yeah and I don't know if that makes sense but like for me I'm like I know that whatever I eat right now when the sun's down should be warm and that's how I eat ingredients for lunch though like let's have that yeah because that's what you're supposed to eat for lunch I don't know what the fuck you're else like people were like oh the crackers for i don't know like i i eat like we call it resident evil meals and i take a bunch of random little things i've gathered and i just shove it on a plate and i'm like this is my lunch i have evidence i've been like jacking her swag i'll show you our meals what time do you eat at though um i don't eat breakfast because why would i want to eat breakfast i'm just gonna throw up literally so nauseating literally so

not used to be like that breakfast used to make me so nauseous so nauseous i have to give like a gap between when i eat and wake up and it's very rare that i wake up and i'm like i'm fucking famished i'm so starving and i really want to eat something. But I remember my friends would be like, let's go for breakfast. And I'd be like, please, no. I don't want to eat that. No, I'll eat something. Just don't eat like a fool. Oh, sorry for cutting you off.

But this is like the last couple meals I had. It's kind of nice. That's so annoying. Wait, this fucking hat. Oh, we have the hat. Oh, yeah, I want to do do that this is a world famous hat greatest investment y'all ever made yeah i know eight hundred dollars okay it turns out uh it's right on the shelf right in your face man um oh um context of which you exist y'all y'all can't tell how much hair is on this oh yeah it's covered

in care it's covered in care for some reason you and drew it fits and i think it's because of y'all's hair like it looks like you would rock this you're so harry stonnels right now i'm so fucking misunderstood also it's bent for some reason. Like, it's like a little mangled. You can fit things in there. Like, you can put your phone in there.

Like, it's such a vibe. Make it get a trip hat. Drew discovers volume. Literally. Drew discovers empty space. So he's like, wait. There's space. So I thought it was a,

also, my hat hair right now is crazy so don't say anything screenshot that y'all i'm like i'm gonna get i feel like a beetle right now like one of the beetles um what are we for night what are we wait what was i gonna say no this eats actually okay i'm gonna leave it on your breath it's like bending my ear no way it hurts you know what's fucked up is we bought this at dover like so that means somebody went in there and was like well a curator was like bring that to the store yeah and uh they had bigger ones but okay so i misspoke i thought it was 800 but i'm thinking of the one we really wanted where we were like we cannot holes in it it had holes in it and it was even bigger but it was like hats on hats on hat

and me and drew couldn't believe it and i have a problem where you need to meet josiah because i think you would love oh y'all would literally get along. Oh, wow. That's fair. That's fair. That's the reality of it. We are always like you will love Josiah and Josiah is the scariest person to be around. Because when Josiah meets people, he will just lie for the first hour because it's like his defense mechanism. Oh, yeah.

But if you can get through it. He's amazing. He opens up. He's hilarious. If I can get past the ankle biter. Yeah, the ankle biter side of Josiah. He's amazing. He opens up. He's hilarious. If I could get past the ankle biter. Yeah, the ankle biter side of Josiah, he's amazing. But I have a problem where every time I see a designer good that's ridiculous to me, I'm like, I wish I could buy that for Josiah. Because I also know Josiah would actually wear it because Josiah owns like three shirts and one pair of pants.

And if you give him any item, he will put it on and he will. Because that's all he got. Yeah. He's like, I have to stunt somehow. I have to make it happen he will isn't distracted no i like really was not listening i was just like laughing like at my hat stupid fucking let me not forget my but the one with holes in it we should have got we should find it and source it but that's literally come like comb like they got our comb they fuck down comb they fuck down okay one last thing we need to go through your milk and honey we don't have to i brought something i brought yeah wait

wait should we redo it no no we can just grab it should we it's not about a gift yeah i brought a gift i brought a peace offering i feel like this is a crazy web. A relic. Oh, wow, y'all. What's crazy is it is so- There is folded over corners. You have pages saved. That shit is used. This, oh yeah, they're dog-eared.

Dog-eared. And I think we should go through And I think we should go through. I think we should go through. Maybe you should do the honors. And you do it because I can't read. I'll read it. Yeah, Drew can't read. Oh, there's, hello.

That's what I'm saying. The love is a love. Wait, let me show them. This is crazy. You're like, mm-hmm, mm-hmm. This changed lives. Did you post any, like, because I have an old id pic where like there's an open page there was that other book it was like by anonymous it was like diary of an oxygen

yeah i had this and that sitting there with it open and i was like yeah did y'all do a wreck it journal wreck this journal i loved that and i never got one. I never got one and I wanted one so fucking bad. I have real journals because I had real things. And my sister had one and it was too girly for me. What were you supposed to do? You just beat the fuck out of that journal. You literally pour water on it and throw it out your window and that's the prompt.

It was just something to do. When you're from a small town, you just need something to do. It's performance art for children. Literally. Okay. Oh god, I'm so scared. This is something Conan has said, by the way. You were temptingly beautiful, but stung when I got

close. Let's see what else. Oh, this has too many words. Oh yeah, you read that one. The next time... Me with this You read that one. The next time... Me with this hat on reading this. The next time you have your coffee black, you'll taste the bitter state he left you in.

It will make you weep, but you'll never stop drinking. You'd rather have the darkest parts of him than have nothing. Wow. Wow. Wow. Honestly, like, we need... Okay, all the other ones have too many words for you to read out loud you can't read out loud by the way i'm gonna give him a shot

okay wait hold on let me read it first how do you turn a forest fire like me so soft I turn into running water wait I don't get that one did I read that right I actually don't know how do you turn a forest fire like me so soft I turn into running water that doesn't really like is somebody putting the fire out no ruby a y'all

also on the same page you've touched me without even touching me look Also on the same page, you've touched me without even touching me. Look, Rupi said it in the simplest way. And that's why this worked, okay? Some of them feel like she's walking down the street headed somewhere and she had an audio message open and started talking and then saw something and then turned back and was like oh that's the end then like ended i know i should crumble for better reasons but have you seen the boy he brings oh wait wait sorry let me start again i know i should crumble for better reasons but have you seen that boy he brings the sun to its knees every night she ate she ate

i need to know who the fuck she was seeing to make her say all that crazy stuff she had to have been seeing the most like it actually was probably the most mid person you can imagine because I feel like that's but how old was she when she wrote that well 30 under 30 she sold 12 million copies how fucking yeah she did

I mean you got two purchasers in the building. Literally. Two out of three people bought that damn book. Like literally. How old was Rupi Kaur when she sold? Oh, wow. This is beautiful. Do you think she drew these as well?

I don't think so. Because I feel like we, I mean, I've never seen her IG page, but we'd see a lot of drawings. Like, I feel like she'd be like, I just built something. Why are you doubting her? I just, you know, the words themselves are so powerful. I don't think she has time for drawing. I get that. 1992 is when she was born.

So I guess we can like assume. She was like. 24. Three bitches. So she's. Wait, what year did the book come out? I don't know. I was just assuming like right before. 24? Three bitches. So she's, hmm. It would be something. Wait, what year did the book come out? I don't know.

I was just assuming, like, right before. I'm going to assume, like, 2015. This says, y'all, why are we dumb as fuck? Oh, wait. I wrote Ruby Car. Ruby Car. Wait. There's no. It was all a dream.

We made this book up. People are going to be like, 2015, 2015. Damn, I'm being smart. Okay, Rufus Carr, Milk. Okay, she was 23. Oh. It makes a lot of sense. Yeah, that tracks.

I don't think I... Pretty advanced for the time, too. When it came out, it was like... Oh, my God. It was a vibe. It changed the world and it did exactly

what it needed to do. I mean, how many modern modern day poets and songwriters exist because of this fucking book no straight like so many opened up the minds to so many people they were like wait i'm allowed to feel openly that would be it thank you rupee god bless you i actually do think that was one of the first books i went out of my way to buy to buy so like other than like i read like lemme snick it and fucking i loved let me see it did you guys read warrior cats what the fuck are you talking about i read please back me up warrior did you read it some more bitch the fuck it's not working the words aren't penetrating it's bad i can't read i can't read penetrating no no no what what did you pause hold on wait what what did you ask what warrior cats

warrior cats what the fuck is warrior cats did you read warrior what the fuck oh god what is warrior cats you're gonna have to explain mortify yeah wait what is warrior it's like this book series there were like maybe like 50 books written by this group of women. Was it like childhood? And they were just like cats. Like it was POV, you're a cat. And you would like... They're furries.

And you would like... They would have battles. They would eat rats. They would like live in neighborhoods. Some of them are strays. Some lived inside houses. Oh, wow. Wait, so it's like...

Please, if you're watching... It was a society? Tell me... Come on, this is what... Yeah yeah it was a society and there were cats it was pov you're a cat i'm like me being like oh as if i wasn't sitting in freshman year biology reading 50 shades of gray like yeah that was a crazy vibe um yeah no we didn't read that so did you read City of Ember? No. That was a classic. Wait, what? City of Ember. It's like basically the same thing. Oh, City of Ember.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You need to like separate your words because that wasn't. And you need to stop fucking yelling at me, period. City of Ember was like a society that was like, what are y'all laughing at? We're looking at the covers of the book. Number 77? Oh, my God. what are y'all laughing at we're looking at the the covers of the number 77 oh my god 77 of them yeah it was a group of women they are building generational wealth they are building generational wealth that is so funny yeah that never crossed my path i was i did not know that was just a me thing magical treehouse friends wait what

I think I mixed like four books I think I mixed like four books in a TV show magical treehouse friends wait what you didn't speak the words crazy vibe no I was I wasn't like reading

as much in high school as I maybe should have been but middle school and freshman year What are you laughing at? Goddamn video Hold on, hold on, hold on Wait, that's you? Me? I'm right here You don't see me

Okay so What? We're here. You don't see me. Okay, so. It's in the silly fight. It's the silly hat. Okay, so. The hat is hiding my identity. There's one last thing that I wrote down that we needed to talk about. But we went to New York for like, for Marc Jacobs. We went to New York for Marc Jacobs like like sitting courtside at Marc Jacobs

Well, they sent me an outfit and They did not give me pants and they wanted me to wear this fucking fit mind you the video You're about to see has no correlation. I don't Just watch you're about to see has no correlation I don't just watch Conan Gray is tweaking Conan Gray lost this fucking game I mean next time you don't want to do something you send Drew out for you

my entire world tour is through. It's just Drew headlining. But they wanted me to wear that shit without fucking pants and go around. And mind you, it was like 22 degrees in New York. My leg would have fucking fallen off. It was crazy. It's fucking crazy. What's your hair routine?

Oh, my God. When you got it curly, because I feel like we have similar hair textures. Was yours less curly when you were younger? Yeah. younger yes mine was and then just turned curly one day interesting um i just wash it you should try no absolutely not he actually doesn't never that often no i just washed it and then i use um conditioner and curl cream oh okay i use like way too many things in my hair and it probably isn't good for me, but I'm like, yes, yes. I know.

I almost straightened it because I didn't want to be like a part of whatever. Oh, wow. That we all have going on, but I decided to open it up. I was wondering why you look horrible and ugly today. No, my hat is bringing out all my beauty.

Honestly. This outfit is freaking me out. All of the fucking like mold and fuzz is so nasty, bro. The thing is, what famous person would we see wearing this and we would even give a pass? I don't even think you're famous. No, I could think of some people. You're eating in this hat.

I mean, we already saw Zendaya in big hats. Big hats Zendaya. She talked about it on like like yeah the 70 whatever like when they're looking at their looks they had that fucking picture they put that picture in that fucking video and she stood by it she was like you know i see a lot of memes about this hat but this was this was a good one i like this outfit she ate lives she ate in that big hat i will know that is my favorite thing is her in that big ass hat like she's also such a petite person that like it is it is so grand so grand i don't think whoever i don't know if like her same stylist was styling her at that

time but i don't think they had any idea how big the hat would look on her like i think they saw on someone else and they were like yeah yeah, that's a good size. And then put it on her and it became bigger. Like, just because, like, it's just like it's so grand. I love a big hat. I love a big hat. Okay. Should we do media?

Yeah. What's your media? Did you bring it? Did you bring other than. Well, this was part of my media. Let's see. I'm actually so curious to hear. I want to know what you've like been listening. Oh, it's pulling my hair Are we are we listing are we listing memes or are we listing music do music and then if you have memes

That'll be if I can vibe for Jerusalem. How to be a fucking bar. Okay? Oh, yeah, I got my my choice obviously found heavens is obviously found heaven anyways My choice is obviously... Found heaven. Anyways. Found heaven. A musician that you and I love,

Mrs. Prefab Sprout. But my personal favorite is gonna be Bonnie. Bonnie? But Bonnie don't live at home oh yeah is that from the one with the motorcycle desire um yes desire has exactly that is such a good fucking album such a good album also for whatever reason it reminds me of korea don't know why but there is some were you in korea when you were listening no not even Oh. But I discovered the album after I'd been to Korea and I was like, yeah. Yeah, some of my favorite songs.

I was like, oppa. I was like, bias. Bias. Bonnie is my bias. Bonnie is my bias for real. That's so funny because a lot of my favorite songs also remind me of Korea, but mine makes a little more sense because I was in Korea when I was listening to them. But one of them is I Just Wanna Talk To You.

I feel like you've really liked that one. I just wanna talk to you. I wanna talk to you. By who? Wait, wait, let me see, let me see. Charles Brown and Sleepy Creek. Oh! It's this.

I feel like we have very similar music taste I really feel like y'all do well yeah and you your vibe is lost yeah I'm kind of like I'm literally so over y'all like it's so over to me Drew has been listening to music lately

it's really bad and you know what like I have been listening to is Edward's Gorilla Tricks what is that? sponsored by Bape? And you know what I have been listening to is Edward's Gorilla Tricks. What is that? Sponsored by Bape? Yeah, sponsored by Bape. You just faded out of this realm.

I've been listening to laser Tim 700, um, that, and, um, let's see what else we got. Should we go into like the archives? Oh, oh, also a part of my media is, um, I've been really obsessed with like new pop. Oh yeah. Um, espresso by Sabrina Carpenter is like really good and And I've been listening to it. But I saw Problemista. That was really good. And there was another movie I saw that was really bad. But I don't want to say it because God bless you.

Did you guys watch All of Us Strangers? Not yet. Oh, you know what I'm going to watch this weekend? Challengers. I'm excited. Speaking of Zendaya, Big Hat. Yeah. Oh, I am so curious if I'm going to like that movie

I think it's going to be good I like anything Luca Guadagnini makes though I like want to watch it so bad But for some reason I've just had this Bad problem where A lot of the movies I really wanted to see I saw and I was like this is not good And in my head I built it up

But also I don't watch trailers Which I think I'm realizing is maybe a problem because I'm like, I build an idea of what the movie is going to be and then I watch it and I'm like,

this is not what I wanted it to be. That's like a you problem. Yeah, it's definitely a me problem because all the movies I've watched, I didn't watch a trailer and my friends were like, you're going to love this.

And then I watched it and I was like, you don't know me and I'm scared of you. You changed your perception of whether they actually cared about you as a person. And I'm like, you don't know who I I'm scared of you. You changed your perception of whether they actually cared about you as a person? Yeah, and I'm like, you don't know who I am deep, deep down, but also I'm just a bitter person, so maybe it is a meat problem.

Also, Sonic Coaster Pop is cool. I need to add that in there. Or Roly Poly Rag Bear. Roly Poly? What? You were making names up. No. Oh, okay. I love them. it's like in the same genre of

oh okay yeah yeah we have well i'll tell you about it gatekeepy we like have two albums that we're gonna and people hate me for it they're like she's such a bitch because she gatekeeps but listen it comes out a few years later, so you'll get it. Yeah. Sooner than later. But I'm still just listening to a bunch of Hall and Olds. Hall and Olds. And I can't get over it. I can't get over Abandoned Luncheonette.

That album is so good. And that's all I listen to. And I'm actually very scared because I've been listening to the same. Girl, let's talk about that fucking Beatles song you were listening to yesterday. Which one? Fucking hater. I used to be a big Beatles hater. Like big Beatles hater.

And then it's like Rocky, Rocky Raccoon. But the beginning of it is like a little crazy. I can't. Oh, it's playing from my room. But the part you like is good. Okay, he's being a hater. Y'all, this is a vibe. But okay, okay, I'll skip to the part. Wait, wait, wait.

Wait, wait, wait, wait. Like, this part's good. See, you're singing along. It's a good song. It's a good song. He made fun of me and fucking, I was playing my music in the car and he was like. He's like, what the fuck are you listening to? And we haven't like been together for three weeks. So I guess it is kind of jarring for me to pull up and i'm just like um but yeah well are you gonna give

us some things drew oh yeah yeah i have a bunch yeah i have one okay you go first you go first Drew Psyop Corner Oh Hey I got a Hey Drew and Conan Psyop Corner Wait can you sing it Just like No Oh wow

Wow Let's see Wow Fuck oh no I'm D Oh these are Classified pictures Let's see

Okay Hmm What's so funny Let's see. Okay. Hmm. What's so funny? Radiohead is literally just cold play for dudes that sit on their balls and the balls go into their butt and they have to go to the hospital to fart out their balls. It's so rude. That is so funny.

That is so fucking good literally so good fart out there you going to the hospital for your eyeball but you actually were okay if you say my name or wait if you say my instagram name five times in the mirror, I'll show up and clap them cheeks. Ew. At my funeral, I want someone to come up on stage and say, oh, wait, you have to read this one. Oh. You giving it to me?

At my funeral, I just want someone to come up on stage and say, she had good pussy. And then the crowd murmurs in agreement. Murmur. That's what got me too. Murmurs. I have any good ones. I'm still thinking about smoking fucking weed and listening to fucking music. I still think about that all the time.

I have one. You have to see the picture for this. It just says Ariana with clits in her hair. Sipos are going to get me every time. Every time. Okay. Oh, actually, I had some bangers saved on my Finsta that were cracking me up.

So I guess we're all just getting on our phones first. Yeah, I know. Literally, I'm scrolling on my phone. What's cool is I'm going to give this shirt back to Drew and he's not gonna wash it and it probably stinks cuz yeah Sweating and I'm gonna smell it in bed tonight, but I'd like your pheromones Okay, I just I like this one. Help. Help. Okay.

Musty people always asking where my hug at. Over there by the deodorant. Okay. Dude. Whoa. That was so bad. Sorry. It was a screenshot someone sent me.

Andrea. She has a screenshot someone sent me. Andrea. And she has a picture with us. Oh. And we're in this era in the photo. So she's going to love this is what you're saying. Yeah. Okay, I feel like with the three we got, you know, sometimes you got to call it quits. We're not going to find any.

And now I'm just looking through my Finston. I'm really scared. I know, literally. Is that like your finster from like childhood yeah yeah i got so twisted i was intolerable oh my god i used to use it like a personal blog and upload like multiple times a day yeah to like my four friends who know everything that's going on in my life so like who cares exactly it was just like the release we didn't get to get as like public figures where i couldn't get on my like main ig and be like y'all i'm so mad at so and so right now so i would have to go on my finsta and say as if everybody didn't know wait okay the nipple epidemic on finsta was insane oh the nipple piercing epidemic the nipple piercing epidemic did you never see that did

that not hit your finsta all my homegirls got their nipple pierced and they could not stop posting about it on Finsta. And I saw everybody's tits. It was crazy. We need to bring that back. Yeah. Yeah. Free the nipple.

I've been saying that. We need to free the nipple like ASAP. I got a few friends who I think we did get that. This is a radical idea. Right? What did I say yesterday? It's a radical idea. Free the nipple.

What did I say yesterday? Like free the nipple and what I say yesterday like free the nipple and what else in the car it was funny I don't remember so I guess it wasn't that funny okay well we'll close the episode out with this one any woman that used Irish springs got a tough ass pussy alright well thank you so

much for being on I love 2016 with y'all it was good beautiful so we challenge you to keep this outfit on for the rest of the day and go out yeah go have some fun let's go to pink wall

what's crazy is we went to pink wall way too we were like going way too often residents at pink wall we have residency when they painted that shit in covid it freaked me out it pissed me off they added like a weird peeling thing so now like in the corner it's like peeling with stripes under it and it was not the illusion i think they were trying to allude that they were going to evolve the pink wall and then his eyes can lie realize realize realize period okay well

that's fucking it like i don't know all right listen to found heaven bitch right now how about that go tell them yell at them hey guys yeah bye Bye.