Emergency Intercom - Manipulation tactics

Episode Date: January 26, 2024

In this episode of emegency intercom we discuss gypsy rose ’s manipulation tactics, donald trump smelling like a toilet and near death experiences driving in la. Follow Enya on Insta: @EnyaUmanzor Follow Drew on Insta: @DrewPhillips09 To listen to the podcast on YouTube: bit.ly/EmergencyIntercomPodYT Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: bit.ly/EmergencyIntercom If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: bit.ly/EmergencyIntercom Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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I think while you do this episode, I'm just going to use my phone so that they're because i was thinking like there's a lot of footage of me talking and being intertwined in conversation but there's not enough footage of me just like ignoring people and committing committing is sitting and using my phone in front of people but okay so i wanted to start this episode off by saying i think i have parkinson's or so i'm like pre-diabetic right or i think i have pre-diabetes but i think i have pre-parkinson's um because my pointer finger has been shaking a lot lately okay um so no yeah no i don't you You can't just keep thinking of things that you think you have and claiming to the public that you have them. I think I need somebody to go through and do like a check of how many like different like diseases or medical issues you've claimed to have publicly.

Because I'm not kidding. I think you've maybe surpassed 10. Black mold poisoning. Parkinson's. Pre-diabetes and you've claimed to have diabetes um cancerous tumors yeah um through riddling my body you also claim that you were experiencing was it when you lose oxygen so you're like oh hypoxia yeah you claimed hypoxia i know there's more there has to be more no but um in all seriousness uh my pointer finger has been shaking a bunch and i've done some uh google searches you've done some research and i think it's like muscle dystrophy from scrolling on my phone too much and i'm not kidding because all of it was like oh it's like muscle overuse like it's like people's fingers shake sometimes if they like

have like overuse of you know what's crazy is sometimes like i have two fingers on my hand after i hang out with your mom that literally won't stop shaking oh my god sometimes it's three if we're like feeling crazy but it's usually just two from what like y'all scroll like i'll do some parallel play like scrolling on a phone yeah yeah yeah five in the pink five in the stink oh my god isn't that i set someone up for a slam dunk just now with some parallel play play where you say oh yeah me and your mom have been parallel all night long after i was fingering her and no one grabbed it why why would we say that like the parallel play joke already existed yes that is exactly what i was doing with your mother in bed well that's what

you were inferring though um should i show you the tiktok that actually freaked me the fuck out last night no okay wow well you're gonna do it anyway so it's not like i have an option dude this okay so we all know that like there are couples online who dedicate themselves to making content for young people who are like oh i wish my parents didn't fight and they looked like this like that's what iphones were for actually i've thought about this a lot like i feel like we all grew up in a generation where there was no parent vloggers like there was two there was a shaytard ctfxc and shaytards but ctfxc didn't have kids so it was kind of just like the shaytards that you had to like watch but other than that obviously there was always like tlc and all that stuff that showed parents but the amount in which there is like an

influx of quote-unquote like awesome parents online i think i would kill myself if i had to see this many parents who were like somehow so emotionally like morally sound does that make sense like i would be so jealous if I was growing up and I was, like, 13 and I was following Charli D'Amelio and I had to see her parents all the time. Like, I'd be like, damn, I guess you just have the best life ever. You dance, you sing, you fucking have parents that love you. She is literally living your seven-year-old's dream life.

Yeah, like, what? But I will say my parents obviously loved me. Hello. That's why I have a podcast. Because my parents obviously loved me hello that's why i got i have a that's why i have a podcast because my parents loved me so much oh fuck that's like a crazy reference so last night i was sitting on the couch um sorry i like i'm taking a spotlight but that was a great transition and i just ruined it by saying that was a great transition and i'm still going um you can't like you need no i'm so good at it you're like i'm literally so good at it most of the time but sometimes i like to be like

that was a good transition your transitions in conversation are like when you were writing like your first essays and they would be like and therefore like that's how you would start the last paragraph or like the next paragraph because you always go and on that note and no you're not you know what you're right um you're right and i will fix that um which is also something um that a lot of really smart people do is when they're wrong they change their mind so you're right i'm smart so are you just saying that but we were watching this video i was watching this video on the couch and it was like legitimately one of the most devastating stories i've ever heard a human

have to go through and i i do not know how she is surviving putting up and it's like life is so unfair and i feel so horrible for this woman because like um i won't get into the details because it's not my fucking story to talk about but it was just it was such a dark dark tragedy um that struck her family and i feel so bad um but at the end of her story um this was a clip from like a random podcast yeah yeah she started getting like choked up she was like like getting obviously because she was reliving these horrible events like extreme grief yeah um and then she was on a podcast and the guy was like um do you need a moment and i was like oh respect like we can turn the cameras off i was like respect like that's what you should do like she's crying like give her a moment and she's like no no it's like

honestly like really great to talk about and then the guys rebuttal to her horrifying story and was like yeah no like i believe that like that's why i have a podcast like she just sat here was like had to witness the gnarliest shit any human ever has had to witness and then she's going on to talk about it like somehow gets darker because she's like yeah no it's good to talk about it because if i don't talk about it i'm just sitting in my head thinking about it all the time so that's a moment where like granted hard conversation to have to like talk to because like how do you relate to something like that and i feel like most people when they're talking about something hard like your instant thing is to relate and like when i lost my praying mantis it was like that's how you would relate it

was really and when my bug died yeah um but him going yeah and that's why i have a podcast actually like she's literally crying in front of me and he's like and that's why i do the things i do like that is so fucking crazy also like having a podcast i don't know having a podcast where you just it's like that guy who talks to people who are houseless and just puts them on camera like that's that same idea of like yep and that's why i do the good things i do for the world like exploiting you people's like yeah it's really um but but i eat that shit up unfortunately unfortunately um but i don't know how i was talking about this but basically yeah it's these this couple who it's also like military propaganda it's this and we're transitioning to another topic now.

Okay. I don't need to go to bed early. We don't even need to eat dinner this early. We absolutely do. You're literally the sleepiest girl that I've ever met. It's 524. You need a bedtime, you know? I do not need a bedtime. I am your elder, sir.

You should be listening to me. I am wizened. Do you want me to tell you something that I've been doing to you? You don't even know. I've been making your dinner time earlier. I actually can't keep watching this. Dude, it was really, really, really freaking me out. Like, this page. and we do this like we're doing this one i didn't even read it i couldn't read it my husband before

and after i call him uh handsome and it's like him just looking at her and then like the same frame but he's smiling but i want to do that with your smile you do it's a genuine ass tiktok like no i the thing is what's freaking me out is i'm like you okay obviously they have to have love for each other there's no way they fuck it like in my head i'm like there's no way so i'm like literally like i don't know what the problem is i don't know i felt i feel like i've been blessed to have very intense romantic and platonic relationships never once has it been this fucking deep like never once but maybe i'm missing something in life because never once have i found myself slipping into like absolute baby

gibberish like delusion mama your mama nothing happens when you love someone yeah yeah i was watching that last night and it was dude it made me feel so weird it made me feel like i was like locked in an airport bathroom but i was too nervous to call for help well i can do one better for you um i won't be able to find their profile so actually i won't be able to do one better for you but there's like a very similar like it's like a genre of content where they like act like like it's like they saw the word like oh he has golden retriever energy and they based an entire career and their entire relationship off that golden retriever energy like do you think people who make content like that are happy um i i don't think so i think they like argue more than most people i it's like it becomes

like a job like i feel like madeline and steven do like a great job at like that's what i was just about to say but i didn't know if it was going to be like inappropriate because i'm trying to find the words to describe it because i feel like there's that side of couple content where it feels so forced and so catering to like very young people but then there's like the other side where like there are couples who just film each other and they're like a funny couple or like they get into like little silly things and sometimes they'll like plan little things for the camera but like it never feels forced but then I'm like am I just biased because I actually know Steven and Madeline are actually happy so in my head i never see their content i'm like they fucking hate each other i'm like no i know they like actually have like a really good

relationship but then i see this and for some reason i'm like oh they hate each other like i'm like they they cannot love each other but also maybe that's me projecting my like very scary ideas of relationships onto people and i should stop because people can be happy and make their content and their thousands of dollars off of micro trends love yourself that's my story that's what i got up to last night okay so ai has gone too far or maybe it's just getting started because listen to this um people are predicting by the end of the year that ai will be able to translate and transcribe and transcode animal languages so we'll be able to communicate with animals the thing is i don't believe that because how do we prove like literally how do we prove that like what um it's all snake oil everything everything

is snake oil nothing actually is exists yeah that's like yeah it's it's not like it's morse code like we don't have humans to translate it it's just sounds and we're like okay when he does that he usually does this so i'm thinking he's saying that what if you translate your dog's uh thoughts and it's just i want back shots oh no we said that i said he was like i hear you i hear you we did i can hear you we were talking about a zol and we were like it would be it would suck so fucking bad to like have this technology and you like want to hear what your animal is saying and they were like it would be it would suck so fucking bad to like have this technology and you like want to hear what your animal is saying and they're like free me i want out i want out i hate this this is a prison i want out you're scaring me i'm so scared like i don't actually

love you i only uh want food from you i've thought about that a lot because every time i go into my room and as well sitting in my bed i'm like oh my god this is so awesome i had this loving creature who's like literal only job is to love me and And I'm like, oh my God, humans are literally so fucking selfish because this is an animal that should be roaming free. And I'm like, thank God I get to hold you captive in my bedroom all fucking day. And I can ignore you when I want, but see you when I like want to. And it's so, so like, um, what's it called? Like it's only benefiting me.

But then when Azul chases after me all night and yells at me to go to bed because he wants me to sleep because he wants to go to sleep. I'm like, that cat has to love me. Yeah, no, there's love there. And there's like this idea that cats like domesticated humans. Like, they were able to do everything they wanted to do on their own. And then they like stumbled into, a fucking village one day. And then, like, they were like, oh, we get, like, a free chicken carcass and we don't have to do shit. And then, like, eventually over time, like, the cats domesticated slowly and slowly.

But so did the humans. And we started, like, serving them. And, like, it's, like, almost like a symbiotic relationship because like we get happiness and they get food yeah they get to live have you ever read the theory that uh caffeine plants is like the true dominant organism on earth caffeine plants yeah like coffee yeah because we like we like put so much resources into and we like cut down forests and like there's like i don't know millions of people that just like work on like coffee fields and like if you look at the amount of resources like it mostly we are basically like exactly yeah

damn that's crazy they won from like an evolutionary survival it brainwashed us that's so lit why did they add caffeine got us so good we have shirts about it like we literally have the mugs we have like ig posts dedicated to it it got me so good that we just spoke to weed too i literally won't i won't talk to somebody until i've had my coffee oh like literally inya is actually drinking her coffee right now so she can't talk to somebody it's actually so grumpy until she had that big cup big gulp big gulp slurpy straw that it actually is insane i've thought about it so much i've been drinking caffeine consistently since i was like 10 yeah i've spent more of my life with coffee in my system than i have without

it like i don't water and he doesn't drink water she only drinks coffee bitch you're speaking the call is coming from inside the fucking house her pee is nuclear orange every time she goes to the bathroom i just tell her like don't flush it i just need to see it and she leaves it in there and he tried to make me look at his pee yesterday because it was the most clear it has ever been and it was almost concerning how clear it literally looked like i poured a cup of water into the toilet and i was impressed with myself i was like come look at this like this is a vibe i'm gonna do that next time i make a big stinky poop like come look i've actually almost done that before dude yeah you should next time because i'll take that poop out of the toilet and make like poop sushi

like the poopoo platter it's like uh gimbop but with poop that is that gonna be your next waiter attack are you gonna ask for poop yeah i was at a we went to like a nice restaurant last night for your sister's birthday and i was gonna i was gonna i was trying to come up with a new tom hollenberger hold the fries or hold the um spiders like i said aquaman hold the aqua i said wednesday adams hold the cobwebs but like i'm trying to think of another one what what did i say like i asked for the can i get the poop sushi roll what does thanos collect uh the jewels yeah you should ask for the thanos can i get that purple nurple thanos burger hold the uh rhinestones infinity stones yeah there's there's like a good one out there that's like obscure

enough but like also mainstream enough that people will know what i'm talking about um can i get the gypsy rose burger hold the munchausen by proxy syndrome sauce yikes yeah no she's done she's literally done no one fucks with her anymore it is so funny like how quickly the internet turned on her and there is validity to it all um she did technically have someone kill someone which is insane but at the same time you poke a bear the bear is gonna attack and i don't know but i saw some clips where it was like her talking in like an interview saying like yeah like when i would be talking my mom would like grab me and like squish me to make me did that hurt yeah did i get that i felt it i felt like the attendant but she would like grab me

and like have me stop talking. And then like an interview came out recently with her husband where they were like in an interview and she went up and like, like squeezed his arm or squeeze his leg when he was talking about something she didn't want him to talk about. And they were like, damn dude, like those values,

like you really are what raised you to a certain extent because like she's doing it yeah she's literally doing the exact same thing but like obviously i don't think this man is like entrapped by gypsy or scared that he can't leave but like gypsy even said it herself she was like i'm like a master manipulator like i'm a liar like i am like the best liar i know like because she had to do it to survive to grow up so everyone was like i mean she's probably doing a little bit of that to us i mean she's also like dude that whole thing is just so insane and us talking about it makes me crack up because we're just like feeding into like the endless feed that is her but the whole thing i was watching i

think i said it already on the podcast i was watching the lifetime thing and they were trying to turn it into some real housewives reality show shit where the husband was sitting down with the um with her parents before she got out of jail before they got married to like meet the parents before he married her and right before that scene they literally showed that uh she I think you've heard the clip where she tells her husband, I just think you need to know I had a dream last night where my ex came back. Not the ex who's in jail, but like she had someone she was seeing while she was in jail before this guy. And she was like, yeah, my ex came back and I left you for him. And I was so happy in the dream. And then he was just like, why did you? I don't know what to say to that.

And she was like, I just thought you should know. And then there was like kind of silence. And he was like, when's the last time you talked to him? And she goes, three weeks ago. And he was like, what? You told me you haven't spoken to him for months. And she was like, no, three weeks ago. Oh, my God.

What is up with? Oh, what were you going to say? I. And she was like, no, three weeks ago. Oh, my God. What is up with... Oh, what were you going to say? I was just going to say, like, they are scary. Like, they're... I mean, every relationship, I'm sure, has its little qualms. God bless. But I don't know. It's so fucking weird.

She should just not be in the public eye. And like you said, we're just feeding into it by talking about it. Whatever. But she just needs, like, actual help. We should send her to iceland yeah she should come on the podcast yes because that's why we have a podcast yeah that's why we have a podcast to help people like her because people need to hear her story i think if people heard they would understand what is up with people in 2023 2024 um starting new relationships with people that look just like their family members

like gypsy rose husband or boyfriend or whatever they are looks like dd blanche ardiana is it that and then frankie grande or ariana grande is dating someone who looks just like her brother isn't that like the feridian thing like there's a theory that a lot of people will just date someone who looks just like her brother. Isn't that like the Freudian thing? Like there's a theory that a lot of people will just date someone who looks like a family member because it's like for comfort. So maybe they just need comfort. Or they never got the love from their father. Or maybe they really wanted to bang their family

and they knew that it was illegal and they were like, I'm going to get mine. Like regardless of how it has to go, I'm going to get mine. True. Personally. Your girlfriend looks going to get mine. True. Personally. Your girlfriend looks a lot like you. Yeah. That girl, Madeline?

Girl what? That is my twin sister. Yeah. Oh. My bad. My bad. What the hell? Technically, since it's your twin, it's like you'd be dating yourself, though.

Oh, my God. So you can get away with it. Y'all are crazy and i'm sitting here thinking in my head why do i look so much like jacob alorti like i literally am his fucking twin and like no one's actually talking about it like we look okay like i'm the beyonce of the group and i'm the jacob alorti of the group like i just can't keep doing you maybe look like him if um i had to go get my wisdom teeth removed but i couldn't afford the anesthesia so they gave me under the table like xanax and percocets and then they made me drive home there's a chance that i would see you walking

across the street and almost hit you and be like oh my god i, I almost just hit Jacob Elordi. Yes. And that sentiment may be. And you remind me of a rotten back tooth in my mouth. What is that? What do I stink? Like, what is that? Oh my God. Like I cause you pain and stuff? Donald Trump.

This is the craziest shit I've ever heard. And I don't know why not enough people are talking about this. And I'm being like 100% genuine. Like I'm being 100% serious. This is factual. But I was watching a video and like someone was like, oh, yeah, like Donald Trump has like a really like human smell. Like he smells like a person. And I was like,

what the fuck does that mean? So then I looked online and I found like several videos of people in his posse, people that are really close to him, people who work for him, work with him. So they have like everything to lose by saying this and lying people who don't like them.

People who are running against him in the election, all of them on separate occasions have said he stinks like shit. Like all of them, like in so many words are like Donald Trump smells bad, like smells like doody caca. And like, I don't understand why he's able to beat the stink allegations. Cause like having a stink allegation is like one of the worst thing. You'll never ever, ever live that down and for some reason that's the allegation he beats like i don't know it's it is crazy to me that donald trump literally smells like fucking onion burger

because like most people who fuck with donald trump aren't like oh i hope i don't stink like that's not that's not something that's like in their forefront so they're probably like yeah he smells like a man he smells like how a man should smell like a man yeah boy i mean but even like people who don't like him don't talk about donald trump's body odor in the way that we should like that is like yeah if i was running for president and i was at the last like debate i'd be like and you stink and see what he says you stink like shit and you literally smell like shit i could smell you from over here it's literally rotting my brain is it's like an orb of like stink that he travels with like imagine riding in a fucking helicopter with him or on air force one like that whole bitch would fucking

reek oh it's like that there's that brand that makes like weird scents. That's like cigarettes and something. Cigarettes after sex scent. No, that's a... No, that's not a scent. That's a band. That's like a... They make music. Your mom is my scent because I just like lay with her and she rubs her odor all over me.

I wear your mom. But it's like that brand so they should do a donald trump scent yeah and i would buy it because i would want to know but somebody like we need to get josie in a room with him because i bet josie could pick up the nose i would break him down with a president who looks like he bathes in cheeto dust. Yeah. If he wins again, what are we doing? Because that's why we have a podcast is to make things right. So if he wins again, what are we doing? January 6th insurrection. I'm starting it now.

We're going to do it next year. Wait, but no, the inauguration happens like i think at the end of january no no it's november no that's the election but the inauguration like when they go into the house house of commons they literally do a housewarming party for the president yeah did you see that christmas party they like um hosted the white house no invited a bunch of influencers so weird literally so weird if i got invited to the white house actually i would have to go like i would have to go and i would make the worst content ever i would be so loud i'd be like hiding in the lockers or some shit like all you would hear the whole party like the the starter sound for a tiktok like the timer

yeah that's what they were doing like like were they having to tag like thank you at joe biden literally us dude if i just think thank you at joe biden thank you at white house such an honor i love that i love such an honor like i love when people go into it was such an honor like girl you got a sweater it was my pleasure it was no it's always your pleasure before my pleasure exactly um well i have a quote that i wanted to read and maybe it'll spark a conversation because it blew my fucking mind um and into the forest i go to lose my mind and find my soul well into the forest i go to lose my mind and find my soul like think about it like sometimes i really can't tell if you're being serious. Did that move you? And if it did, that's okay. But I'm like actually curious.

No. No, no, I did read it genuinely. And I was like, damn, that's like literally so me coded. Because you go up to the mountains and find your soul. But then you come back and you immediately get back on your phone. The last time I went into the fucking mountains to find my soul, I came back to find out my brother was fucking dead. So the mountains are cursed to me no no you can go back i told that story uh i think so

i think so my trauma blocked it i don't even remember it anymore why are you laughing i'm being serious i'm having a moment um well are you gonna go into the forest and find your soul and then come back to return to like working on your phone or no yes we need to actually like we need to take your phone away but not send you to the forest we need to let you live a normal life without a phone yeah that's true because you always go to the forest and yeah you get three days no screen time but then you come back and you have to like recharge with 18 hours straight. You know what I thought about? So I'm using my phone all the time, right?

That's all the literal, like I only use my Apple ecosystem, my phone, my iPad and my computer. And it tracks across all three of those, right? You use your phone for about like five and a half hours, six hours a day. Three hours of on top of that is Fortnite screen time. So we're kind of on the same level with screen time. Okay, but like Fortnite is different because I play with friends. I talk to friends. I'm working on my hand-eye coordination. I'm to friends. I'm working on my hand-eye coordination.

I'm messaging friends. I'm working on my hand-eye coordination by scrolling. I worked out this finger so much, actually, that I'm having a muscle spasm constantly. No, no, no, it's different. No, it actually isn't. It really isn't. But I haven't been playing Fortnite as much.

I've kind of taken a step back. I don't know if you've noticed. I've been trying not to play it as much. That's one of my goals for this year is to like lessen my screen time specifically with fortnite because i will get lost in it and i want to play it so bad like this morning it was so hard to wake up and i'm not kidding i was like if only i could just wake up and play fortnite for a few hours and then do the podcast i'd be so good to go even though every time i play fortnite for a few hours it actually like burns like it it's like when somebody lights a fireplace and like the tips of their eyelashes get singed.

I feel like that happens to my brain. You're near mine. Like when I like play Fortnite for four hours straight. I also lied. I don't like playing with people. I like playing alone. Yeah, you only play alone. Like I hate playing with people.

They fucking suck. No one's as good as me. Yep. That's true. And that's how I feel. That's true. Thank you. they fucking suck no one's as good as me yep that's true that's true thank you um well should i go into um my rant about dmt trips and your death experiences uh sure do you want to so

when people smoke dmt i've never done it i don't think I'll ever do it I think it would psychologically break me um they describe this experience where they get sucked through this wormhole-esque thing fucking thing for lack of better word and they quote-unquote break through to the other side so they're like zooming through this like light tunnel where there's a fucking light at the end of the tunnel basically and then you like break through like breaking through like plastic or whatever um and then they make it to the other side and then they exist in this reality briefly where um it's like fractals and colors and it's unlike anything we've ever seen. This is literally the plot of Coraline. Actually, yeah, that's how people describe it.

It's like going through the tunnel of Coraline. But they are shot out of a rocket type shit. Cannonball. Cannonball. So they break through and they are in this like other reality like different dimension is how people describe it and like there's fractals and there's colors and there's paths and there's all this shit you can do and then there are these like beings some people describe them as goblins or something like that and like a lot of the time, they go there, they go to this other reality,

and these beings are laughing at them. They're like, why the fuck are you here? How the fuck did you get here? You're not supposed to be here. Is it because they can tell they're not dead? Yeah, or they're playing with them, and they're having fun, or they're berating them,

and they force a bad trip onto these people. And then shortly after that, they're like, follow me. They go to these places with these people or goblins. I've never done it, so I can't visualize it. But yeah, and then they get sucked back into reality within like five minutes. That all happens in five minutes? Yeah, isn't that crazy?

DMT trips are like max 10 minutes long. Are there people addicted to DMT? I'm sure. That's so sad. It's not like physically addictive, but I'm sure psychologically, like some people are like, I need to go back. I need to go back. But I think also like tolerance builds up like super, super fast. So, but anyways, so when people have near death experiences, every single one I've watched, there's like this YouTube series I've been watching recently,

every single one is like, they describe to a T exactly what a DMT trip is. And I don't know what that says. I'll let you draw your own conclusions. But they all describe the same thing where they like are dead for seven minutes, like they flipped in a kayak, and they were underwater for seven minutes, and they were like, pronounced dead, they were are dead for seven minutes like they flipped in a kayak and they were underwater for seven minutes and they were like pronounced dead they were literally dead and they went into this other dimension that was fractals and rainbows and colors and all this and these are like admirable people like firemen and that have nothing to gain from that like from making this up like i saw one where where doctors accidentally overdosed him in a hospital and he literally flatlined and died.

His heart stopped. His brain stopped having activity. And he was experiencing, while he was dead, very similar things to how people describe DMT trips. And it kind of freaks me out a little bit because I'm like, what the fuck? And the way DMT trips and it kind of freaks me out a little bit because I'm like what the fuck and like the way DMT they the way DMT was like discovered makes no sense to like like these people were just eating fucking roots like I don't know it just doesn't make sense like how did they

figure that out I feel like it was like planted here almost and then there's like this idea that like when you die DMT is released in your brain i think that's been like proven i think that's confirmed yeah it like it wait it's confirmed i think i i feel like i looked it up and it was like yeah we did an mri scan of someone word releases like that chemical so like there's this idea that when you die like if dmt is released in your brain you the light tunnel you're going through is actually just a DMT trip and you're like don't go into the light don't go into the light and it's like you go into the light

and you like live in this afterlife dimension or something I find peace in it I'm just like such a pessimist like I do think that that happens but when people all like specifically when people who seek out DMT and then tell that story I'm like you're gonna tell me

you didn't watch 18 YouTube videos of that and then literally just like imagine it because you're just high and like that's what you were expecting so like that's kind of what your brain gave to you but obviously I'm sure DMT is stronger than you being able to like I'm gonna go back to my dream that I was having I'm gonna take DMT to go back to the dream like yeah it's like stronger than that but it's kind of like when people describe alien abductions and they're all the fucking same and they just so happen to seem exactly like a movie i'm like bro we just grew up watching that shit so that's what you think happened but you were just having a psychotic episode i was gonna say there is like a theory that um alien abductions are like people who are just experiencing like psychosis episodes

there was um when you were saying that i because i've thought about that it's like it's almost like nature versus nurture like when you do drugs is that because you've seen like all this like content but i feel like what's interesting is like before you could synthesize dmt like sacred geometry is in like so many like 10 000 year old temples and shit golden ratio yeah i feel like it's that's always been kind of interesting to me that you still see the stuff that's been like painted on stuff for like fucking 15 000 years yeah since like humans gained consciousness. But it could literally just be like because it looks cool. And we were like, let's draw it.

It looks cool. And then like our sacred 2000s baby's sacred geometry is the Superman ass. That's sacred geometry. They're going to like find that written on a notebook and be like, what the fuck does this mean? The Xbox logo? Yeah. The sphere that turns up xbox logo yeah yeah yeah like do kids still write on walls and bathrooms and stuff at school is that still a thing or do they all have like fucking cameras like shade rooms on like ig so they just write it there instead

did you ever have anything written on the walls in the bathroom about you not about me no but it would always be like when i'm in the middle of beef somebody would do it and i would always be like you're a fucking pussy bitch i never write on those fucking stinky ass walls i know your fucking pen is dirty bitch like we would just beef over it but it would only happen like twice in middle school that somebody wrote about me what was the other one i don't remember i just remember like i remember it was in a silver sharpie because we had dark green uh doors actually in my dream i saw kids from my school but like i can't remember the rest of it Remember, it was in a silver Sharpie because we had dark green doors. Actually, in my dream, I saw kids from my school, but like I can't remember the rest of it.

They were just like in my school uniform. And I was like, hello, like, why are you wearing your uniform? You're literally 25. Like, this is so weird. I never had anything written about me, but I had a lot of stuff written about my best friend who was like struggling with fentanyl addiction. She was like her name was like rue and they would like write all this shit about her euphoria no that might be euphoria oh my god that actually just reminded me there's a tiktok shop hoodie there's a tiktok shop hoodie that literally is like no to fentanyl and they're like guys like come on like if we can buy if we can

sell 100 of these we can end fentanyl poisoning i'm like you were literally so fucking conniving for just like profiting off of that like it's so weird also like making it like stylish like i like i think about like dare shirts and stuff obviously that's kind of like aligned in the same thing like the whole dare program is aligned in like shaming people whatever it's like this whole weird narrative and then those shirts became popular but in my head i'm like when those shirts were made the people making them weren't like damn this is gonna sell on grails but the person making this like no to fentanyl shirt is like and sooner than later it'll be is it in like the playboy cardi swag where it's white with the black letters yes it's like all like opium coated and i'm like this is so fucking weird um no defense but i literally

uh looked at that because i wanted to see how many of them sold and then my whole tiktok feed was tiktok shop like i hate when I do that fucking feet I hate when that happens like I'll check to literally check to see how many of the products sold because I'm like curious like about the landfill um that is being created um and they it always is either astronomically high like 150,000 units sold or like four or zero um and then yeah i go on and i get 3 000 ads next but i click not interested on i've been getting ads for like women's clothing which is like i if anything i should be getting ads for boys clothing because boys can't wear girl that's what i was gonna say because like what are you gonna do wear a skirt that would

be weird that wouldn't even make sense i could never i don't even think like a man's body lets that happen right i could never and then we post like my last four ig pictures are me in a fucking dress for some reason um okay i got a couple more things i want to talk about i was going to talk about this con woman that stole over $100 million from the military, and she's low-key an icon to me. But it's kind of boring and long. But over like six years, she stole $100 million, like saying she was going to like give this money to kids.

It was like a nonprofit or some shit. And she bought like 31 fucking super cars and like all this like crazy crazy shit um but i thought about it a little more and i was like damn that's literally what our congress people do to us every single day um so that kind of made me sad um but i do want to talk about me and you getting what were you gonna say i to say, I wonder if once people do shit like that, like there's so many stories of somebody who stole a bunch of money and then lived like a fucking Ferris Bueller ass day or like life for like a few months where they were like riding in supercars, like being on yachts, traveling like on Emirates, like all this crazy shit.

And then they get caught and put in jail do you think those people go to jail and they're like damn i should have just kept it chill and like taking it back and i didn't need to do all that or do you think they're in the mindset in which they're like that shit was fucking awesome like i don't regret it and i would do it again i think it's like a person to person like situation yeah like i'm sure this girl is like mortified that she stole all this money yeah because you also can't like it's like a person to person like situation yeah like i'm sure this girl is like mortified that she stole all this money yeah because you also can't like it's not like you get out of jail and get to be normal but just google your name and it's like bitch fuck you you stole a hundred

million dollars imagine stealing a hundred million how the fuck did that go unnoticed which is also really fucking scary to me that like military spending is so loose that like a hundred million dollars missing and they don't even notice can just go missing like and i'm pretty sure it was taxpayers money like like it's like mind-blowing to me it's mind-boggling how much money is in the fucking military industrial complex and it's scary it's scary boots what were you gonna say we what oh us almost hitting people with cars is that what you're gonna say yeah yeah yeah oh yeah um i shouldn't be allowed on the road i decided like i am literally okay i do want to clarify because i don't want anybody to hear this and think that i'm like some reckless driver who thinks it's funny to be reckless i'm i do not believe that

i'm a reckless driver what i will say though is growing up in miami and that driving style does not translate elsewhere. Like, I shouldn't be allowed to do the things I do on the road, which I'm sure I'm not allowed to do in Miami, but I never face any repercussions for it. Because Miami, to me, has the worst drivers on the fucking planet. And it's insane there. But I have realized, especially since I don't have a car, I am never driving the speed limit. I am always going above the speed limit to the point that when I'm in a car and somebody's driving the speed limit, it fucking pisses me off. And that shouldn't piss me off because in my head, I'm like, we're going so slow right now. But we're doing the legal like 35, 40 mile limit.

Speed signs are a suggestion. You can go like three or four miles over. Okay, thank you. Thank you. Yeah, because that's why I usually know i usually hit like 30 above so if it's a 40 lane that's really i'll be doing 73 down like a suburban neighborhood that's like really not okay what why like going 30 miles over in a school zone they always have the the signs are like oh drive like your kids are here i don't have kids so you're doing exactly that i guess that's actually not funny i'm pretty sure that like vehicular accidents are now the top killer of like people in the u.s like it's actually so

i think of children oh yeah right so i need to become more cautious though because i literally anytime a human like is crossing the street okay here's my problem with cars is the part that keeps the windshield up that is always what fucks me up the blind spot is so fucked up and in every car it's different so like in your car since i just started driving it the blind spot for me like i'm not looking at that and i was cross i was driving yesterday with y'all in the car also i was creeping very slowly because there was a van next to me that was blocking the sidewalk but the guy behind me was on my ass i was like okay i need to creep and start to make this right because this guy's about to honk at me and that's gonna make me mad and i'm gonna get out and slash all his tires and fucking rip his hair out um so i was like let me start creeping into the

let me start creeping into the intersection i was moving so fucking slow like i barely was moving and it was literally like she moved like two inches. Like, I barely moved. And this lady appeared out of nowhere. She was covered by the van and the blind spot. So she stopped in front of the car. She still had space. But she gave me.

She had like, it was like five feet. She was literally five feet away. Like, I was not close to her. And she just stops in front of the car. And literally, she was looking down. She goes. like i was not close to her and she just stops in front of the car and literally she was looking down she goes and then just stood there and drew's windows are not tinted like nearly enough and i literally was like bitch fuck you like i hit me so fucking mad because i was like i i was not gonna hit you like i stopped the car the second i saw you i was not going to hit you. Like I stopped the car the second I saw you. I was not going to hit you.

Also, like if I was going to hit you, like if you were actually scared, bitch, you wouldn't have the time and like you would be in shock and be like, oh my God, I almost just got hit. Not like looking at me like you're in a fucking movie. Any time I've almost been hit by a car, like literally every single time, it's probably happened to me like 15, 20, 25 times in my life just crossing an intersection in LA it's like just dangerous that is a fucking price you pay to live here is you might get hit by a car every single time you cross a road major city yeah um but every time it happens to me I

literally like bust out laughing and like I'm like oh like of course it's an accident you weren't trying to fucking run me over and even if you did hit me crossing a crosswalk, like you're going five miles per hour. I will have a bruise on my leg at best, bitch. Like, not that fucking deep. And I just hate when people act like I was gonna like, bitch, if I was gonna do it, I would have done it. Yeah, literally. I hate when people are like, they feel so personally targeted.

Like, I literally don't know you. Yeah, it cracks me up. And then a similar story is I was driving on new roads that I have never been on. And like the road over that I had been on and the other road over that I had been on, both are just one ways when you're going up the road. Like there's no stop signs. There's no lights. There's nothing. And it's like stop signs. There's no lights. There's nothing.

And it's like the same size road, same neighborhood. So I was just like, oh, it's probably the same on this road. So I was kind of just like, I was going below the speed limit. I remember this because I was like, oh, there's like a lot of kids running around. Like I want to be able to stop. And the speed limit in that neighborhood is like fucking 35 miles per hour, which is insane. But I was going like 20, 25. Um, and I guess I ran a stop sign once. Um, and I just didn't think about it. Um, but then I got to another four way cross section that I was driving through. And in my head I was like, Oh, there's no stop signs on the street. I have the right away.

They don't, um, they're, they're just waiting for us waiting for us i don't i don't i don't know what i was thinking and i drove through this intersection with like two cars like stopped at stop signs and i drove through and i could see the look on this old geezer's face he was like he threw his hands up and he was started like cussing at me and his wife threw her hands up and started getting angry and i was like y'all are and i like i literally like was like oh my god i'm so sorry i'm so sorry as i was driving through i was going slow enough where like i said they i could see all of the people's faces and say sorry to them so it wasn't like i was gonna kill kill someone. And it wasn't that deep.

They were both stopped. They were both aware that I wasn't going to stop. So I was like, what's the fucking problem? And when they threw their hands up, like, oh my God, it sent me into a rage that I cannot describe. I was fucking writhing in anger. I could not believe it. And I was like cussing to myself.

And I was like, what the fuck? Like, fuck you, like motherfucker. Like, you don't throw your hands up at me. Like, yeah, I ran the stop sign, i wasn't gonna fucking hit you and then i like caught a moment of like clarity clarity and i was like i just started busting out laughing that i somehow construed this to be angry at the people that were stopped at the sign and following the law and i just ran a stop sign and i was like oh i'm actually crazy like i'm actually crazy this is crazy like and then i was just laughing um i went from like anger to laughter the fastest i've ever gone in my life um and

to clarify neither of the cars were moving one of them was going the opposite way from me the other one was doing a right hand turn on the same street he had his blinker on so i wasn't going to hit either of these fuckers but they just wanted to be angry for no reason because they have sad fucking lives they're so depressed i always say shit like that but then i have like such i don't think i have like road rage also to clarify i am a safe driver i just want to say that guys i'm a really good driver i've never been in an accident knock on wood like i've never actually i hit a car when i was 15 but i'm 10 years clean i'm 10 years sober but every time i'm like driving and i get really fucking mad at someone but i feel like we get mad

at like decent things but then when other people get mad at me I'm like bitch fuck you like grow up it's not that deep but I get so fucking mad I was parking in a fucking parking lot recently and this girl in like a Mustang like an old ass Mustang and me and my friends in the car were like oh damn that's like a cool car she looks cool and I she was leaving her spot and I was trying to park into a spot I was I didn't take more than a fucking minute to back up to get leaving her spot and i was trying to park into a spot i was i didn't take more than a fucking minute to back up to get into the spot and she honked at me and the rage that's annoying i was like bitch i literally hope you fucking hydroplane and your car explodes into smithereens people who use horns like seriously like seriously or like in moments where their life is not or where their life is not

threatened. Like you are scum of the earth to me. You are fucking loser. You love the power. You have like no power or control in your life and you have to take it out on someone else. Like I literally I'm not kidding. I have never used a horn in a serious situation. I have literally never done it. And I don't know if it's just like because I a horn in a serious situation. I have literally never done it. And I don't know if it's just like because I grew up in a small town. And if you honked at someone like they will come and find you and kill you because everybody knows everybody or like what the vibe is. But like, yeah, that shit pisses me off. But like, I think I'm not a bad driver who use their horns.

Like I've never been in a car with one of my friends and like watch them like just like beep like exactly like hit the horn oh i have and i'll tell you after but it fucking it's so that is so icky like imagine going on a date with someone and they pick you up and you watch them like hit their horn like five times on the way to the restaurant i'd be like oh my god i literally need to get out of this car i I am a very passive driver though. Like I'm like, you do you like respect. Like I'll let you in on this merge. Like I'll do your thing. But when people start disrespecting me and don't give me the same energy,

that's when I get upset. Like the other day when I was like, I was in the merging lane. Oh yeah, and that girl was trying to speed around you. And that girl was trying to speed around me. And then the car behind me was like stopping and stopped the entire flow of traffic because he thought I was trying to get in front of him. And I was like, no, there's order to this. And I am following the orders.

Y'all are being fucking loser boots. Like, I fucking hate defensive drivers. Or not defensive drivers. Offensive. Yeah, just, like like fucking opportunistic drivers and like i feel like i'm low-key and opportunistic driver when we gotta get places that survive what i'm saying like my biggest gripe is if you are going to be an aggro driver fucking commit to it like you need to be good at it and you need to commit to it because i can't

stand a bitch who's like tailing me and then gets around me but starts going the speed limit i'm like why did you do that you just did that to be a fucking bitch and now i actually help you hydroplane yeah literally if someone like almost hit me at a fucking stop sign like i would i literally would like laugh and then jump in front of the car so they could kill me because I want to end my suffering. Oh. And that was our conversation about cars. Wow. Life is suffering. No, it's not.

Life is joyous. We are an energy plant. No, we are actually. Life is for feasting. We are interdimensional beings that decided, oh, like, I want to go to Earth to experience the universe. I want to be the universe experiencing itself. And one caveat to that was that we forgot, but we have our souls still, but some of us are remembering that we came to this planet to experience

feelings and emotions and all that shit. And then when we die, we go back to being interdimensional beings. Think about that. I just blew someone's mind who's someone watching yeah you blew my mind honestly you blew a lot of things ow motherfucker you squeezed too hard my ring dude drew fucking crushed his toe in the car yesterday in the back seat he was taking his

sock off and he was like ah like i literally have crushy toe syndrome like it like i was i was playing basketball and this is the first time he's played basketball in seven months i'm just an athletic person and i still have it and we were I was going super super hard in basketball um and my feet were like they weren't hurting and I guess my body was just like mind over matter because I have control like that over like this shit and I just like like I pushed through the pain like better than yeah like just even in day-to-day life yeah but I took my shoes off and I've literally never seen this much blood come from my body I don't think ever in my life actually no that's a lie i have but like my sock was like covered in blood um because i was just going so hard in the fucking pain dude you were having your period through your toes yeah

but then i didn't show you i didn't show you this and yeah um here i'll say if it's a picture of your bare fucking toe i don't want to see no no it's it's not um i'll i'm gonna airdrop those to kai real quick i didn't show you this in you actually wait i did but no one fucking believes that i can dunk oh my god no one believes it your hair looks insane your hair looks like somebody put a bunch of gel in it and blue dried it up. Like, it looks crazy. It's so fucked up. And, like, that's the craziest part about it is, like, I got hidden bounce. I got sneaky bounce. Like, I can get up there on that rim.

Like, oh, what is that? What is that? Like, that's, like, the kind of vibe I get. Ew, like, what's crazy is, like, there's, like, a girl out there who's seen her, like, boyfriend or, like, partner or somebody play basketball and been like, oh, he's so hot. He's so good at it. But that would embarrass the fuck out of me. Men shouldn't be jumping around. Ew. Get down.

Get down. Why are you hanging on to that? Your little legs kicking around after you dunk. Get down. You're embarrassing me. You're kicking your feet around. It's gross. Get down from there. On that rim. On that rim. Drew's Psyop Corner. You sing it rim. Okay. Drew's Psy Up Corner.

You sing it different every time. Drew's Psy Up Corner. Wait. Drew's Psy Up Corner. Y'all remember when our grandmas used to make us nut before we went to date so she made sure we wouldn't have sex? Do you remember that? No, my grandma never did that.

My grandma used to do that it's like it must be a boy thing but they would do it so we wouldn't go and have sex so our penis would be deflated oh my grandma would do it so i would last longer because she was like you got impressed oh yeah yeah you guys seem like you get play that's lit um when i was in school we read the when i was in school we read the Great Gatsby. Nowadays, it seems to me that these days in schools, students in school these days are more concerned with where the Great Gatsby. Did that sentence really read like that?

It seems to me in school these days. They said these days like eight times. These days in school, kids are most concerned with the great Gatsby. Shout out Tony Hawk Ruther. Truther. Druther. Shut the fuck up.

This one sucks. I'm not reading that one. Hold on, I got a bunch. I watched your hands start to shake so bad when you were reading the last one um your baby daddy uses cologne out of magazines he rub

in page 43 on his neck that's really good do they still do that? do they still put the scent in the magazine i don't know um yeah that's it i made up one oh yeah i want to try um uh these trader joe's cashiers have got to stop uh rizzing me up I'm about to leave snail trails on the organic fruit leather You know what's worse Is I heard you say that the night of my birthday I heard you say that to Mason

Yeah Wow okay Those cashiers Are trained to be nice to you Because we live in a lonely Epidemic And they be nice to you because we live in a lonely epidemic and they're nice to you so you keep going back to traders joes trader joes and you buy their products it's all a part of the evil machine of capitalism and i want you to be aware of it and you can still shop there it's great food

but they're nice to you because they want you to buy more things. And they're trained to be that way. Dude, we are living in such a weird time. Like, there being a cult following for, like, multiple grocery stores is fucking insane. Mm-hmm. And... What are the other ones? Like, Air One and Trader Joe's are, like, the ones that come to my mind.

H-E-B. H-E-B's, like, the grocery... Like, you don't have swag if you don't shop at h-e-b and granberry i feel like in miami it's like public's like public's is like yeah public's is mid as fuck i actually don't know if anybody feels like that when i was a kid i was like oh my god we went to public's because it was a real grocery store i feel like h-mart kind of has a oh yeah h-mart does have that maybe every grocery store just has a cult following. Oh, yeah. H Mart does have that. Maybe every grocery store just has a cult following. Because you need groceries.

Your vagina has a cult following. I know that damn for sure. Okay. That's a compliment. Thank you. All right. Kai's penis has a cult following. I know that for damn sure.

That's not true. There's no way. I looked into that. It's true. It's true. Yeah. It's true as fuck. Okay.

My media of the week is oh my god this is gonna literally blow someone's mind fuck i didn't talk about this should i yeah i have to admit something guys i think kai already heard me say this everybody's heard me say this because i can't believe it but i did not know that george harrison was in the beatles like i seriously did not know that um and i found that Beatles. Like I seriously did not know that. And I found that out three days ago. And it's been really life-changing news because I love George Harrison,

but I just don't know. Lucas put it into like such a good like sentiment. He was, he said, you have such a cognitive dissonance from the Beatles that no matter how many times someone would mention that he was in the Beatles, your brain just made it a different situation because I literally thought he just like worked for the Beatles or like did like guitar for them or wrote a song or two for them.

And it wasn't until I was watching this video that they literally in the video I was showing it to Lucas. They say it like three times before it clicked in my head. It wasn't until they showed a clip of George Harrison getting off stage with the other Beatles, and I was like, oh my God, he's wearing the funky little suit. Like, he's literally in the fucking Beatles. That's fucking crazy.

And because of that, there is a Beatles song in my media this week, which is really, really crazy see if people change yeah I'm subject to change um the long and winding road by the Beatles pure smoky by George Harrison walk out to winter aztec camera and a letter to Elise

the cure which I think I said like two of those last week but also guess what shocker I'm still listening to abandoned luncheonette by daryl hall and john oats there i said it i can't get over holland oats i'm really annoying also the lord loves the one george harrison so that's my media of the week suck it my media of the week is dots and loops by stereo lab um specifically the flower called nowhere um that's a great freaking song and then um ice blink luck by the cock two twins

and let's just do a random song in one of my playlists. Oh, wait, that's the emergency intercom playlist. Hold on. The first like 40 seconds of Orca by Nicola is really good. Let's do Jardin's Aquatics by Pep Lopez. Pepe Le Pew. Pepe Le Pew. All right. Thank you guys so much for watching.

I have poop about to shoot out my butt. So. I call the bathroom. Oh, my God. Bye. Outro Music