Emergency Intercom - McDonald’s in Paris is dangerous

Episode Date: March 10, 2023

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Hey Spotify, this is Javi. My biggest passion is music. And it's not just sounds and instruments. It's more than that to me. It's a world full of harmonies with chillers. From streaming to shopping, it's on Prime. welcome to this episode of emergency intercom i'm like i don't know why i'm nervous because this door is open and people are like are not constantly so nervous about the public in paris i know because i feel like they're very judgmental of americans which

i feel like most places are also if you did we even say welcome welcome back to emergency intercom if we didn't well welcome to this episode we are currently in paris obviously because so obvious like we said we're desired we're wanted we're loved we're desired, we're wanted, we're loved, we're needed. These brands just love us out here. They're obsessed with us. It's so weird. Loves us. It's weird. Like you need to grow up and get a life because why are you stalking me?

You're a stalker. Yeah, we were here for the Acne show. It was amazing, gorgeous, beautiful. Loved every second of it. Obsessed with the bags. In love with the bags. Need the bags. i'm literally wearing jeans from them right now oh yeah my shirt is from them because also this isn't sponsored yeah

no just want just wanted to clarify that we did come out here with them for the show and it was fucking awesome and now it's our last night it's our last night in paris what do we leave it up to us to leave it to the last minute to do anything for work. Calm the fuck down. I don't know if it was obvious. Calm the fuck down. I don't know if it was obvious. Calm the fuck down.

I love fashion. It seems like you don't because you're buying bootlegs. Babes, you don't know anything about bootlegs. This is so real. Well, the police are here to fucking get you because it's illegal to make and sell it's also giving like this might be the loudest environment yeah i know i'm almost like we should check but i think it's okay it's we're adding to the atmosphere just imagine this okay use your thinking cap if you're listening and not watching here's what's happening we are in a a Parisian apartment so gracefully lent to us by our friend Rain.

We're in, it's a Parisian night. You're out with us. You're having a few glasses of wine. You're saying things that in the morning will make you so embarrassed. And you won't ever bring them up to us. And we won't ever bring it up to you. Okay. Big bleep.

Why? Why is that a big bleep? You're a big bleep. You're a big pain in my bleep. Did you hear that? Big clock? It's a big bend. Wait, did they move the big bend to Paris?

No, it was always in paris oh i guess i just am not as well traveled as you because your life is a movie i have seen the world compared to me compared to me i know yeah in the world yeah so you're at this parisian apartment with us we invite you over we're all drinking but you're like embarrassingly drunk and it's so embarrassing right you're like it disgusting. They won't shut up. Like you're saying things that in the morning you'll regret saying so badly. But we'll never bring it up to you because we're not mean like that. The vibe is just off.

Like it's a little sinister. Yeah. Not really complimentative environment. Yeah. It's really just like you're getting torn to shreds by these people. Yeah. And you're like, but you're trying to make the best of it because, you know. I don't even know what we're saying anymore.

Oh, I was giving the viewer a hypothetical that they're here with us. I'm setting the mood for the audio listener. Did you know like 90% of the world can't understand hypotheticals? That's not true. It's probably like 40% of America. That's not true. What do you mean they can't understand it?

Like they can't visualize it? They don't have the IQ to literally process that information like if it's it's like a goldfish if it's not happening to them then and now they cannot process it there's literally no way yeah is it the same people who like can't like if you're like oh think of an apple they're like they're maybe thinking of the word apple but they're not of an apple, they're like, they're maybe thinking of the word apple, but they're not imagining an apple. When I think of apples, I think of the computer company and the iPhone company because I'm rich. No, that's because you're addicted to your black box. Yeah, it really is crazy. I just every once in a while, I just have to pick it up to look at it. Getting on the iPhone is so fun, like turning on your iPhone and looking at it and like falling

into abyss. After a long day, like laying in bed and getting on your iPhone and dead silence I I really do support it and I think it gets a really bad rep because people don't healthily use it myself included but those moments where like you've done a lot of good shit for the day like you got work done you like communicated with people I don't know like I you literally sound like a robot like you got work done you like communicated with people i don't know like i you literally sound like a robot like you know after a long day of work and maybe some play in communicating with the other people literally that is like how my mind works i'm like okay damn like i talked to someone today like this is fucking lit um just laying in bed with no one around or even laying in bed with like a homie and just being on iphone and not saying anything to anybody is like

top 10 experience yeah like dare i say two generations ago their thing was i kick off my shoes i have a beer and i sit back and i watch the games our generation is i get home i have an edible i stare at my iphone for eight hours it's 2 a.m and go really deep on the drama all a-list celebrity i literally am a part of bleep nation yeah we're low-key pro bleep nation yeah um but i think all a-list celebrities are evil villains now um and there's no ifs ands or buts so if you ever see me get to an a-list status um you're evil just know i've turned to the dark side and i'm sinister it's not even that i think all a-list celebrities are like evil but like i was we were talking about this earlier i genuinely do believe and this happens i think in every space and work environment and it's just

natural when you put a bunch of humans together where that's kind of their community. It becomes high school. There's no way for it to not become high school. And it just will inevitably become that. Hello? The fucking killer is out there. Somebody walked by really close and I got scared. The killer.

The killer is coming. There's just no way for it not to become high school. And there's gossip and rumors and all got scared. The killer. The killer is coming. There's just no way for it not to become high school and like there's like gossip and like rumors and like all these things. So it's inevitable. Blink has a blank on, Blink has a crush on Blink.

Yeah, like that kind of vibe and there's no way of going around it. But the fun thing about being like a citizen is getting to watch that unfold on your iPhone. And that's why iPhones are so important to the community because where would we be without iPhones?

Think about that. Like we would not be here without, like we wouldn't be here without an iPhone. Wow. Yeah. And this episode is sponsored by Apple. Thank you, Samsung. I love a good Samsung Android like sponsorship

and somebody acting like that's the phone they use. Like 100% is going to be me if they reach out swear to god i would text only i would throw my iphone away for a week y'all will see me sell my soul to samsung i swear to god like if they reached out i'm using the samsung i used it in high school oh my god that was my most embarrassing arc ever was like everyone had iphones I was like, I'm going to be weird and different. Like, I need to be different. You thought you did. You were like, I'm going to trendset.

Yeah, I tried so hard to be different that I got, like, the Galaxy Note 5, and it was like a giant. That's not a real phone. Yes, it was a giant fucking iPhone that came, or a giant fucking phone that came with a stylus. You can't even say phone without it being just an iPhone. It's really fucked up. It's purely my vocabulary. That's it. But I got the Galaxy Note 5

because the screen was giant. It came with a stylus. And the photos that I took on that thing are the worst photos of me that's ever hit the internet. And I got rid of it literally within the week. Like it was so bad. I need to, one, you need to show the photos because I know what are the photos and it makes me crack up.

Two, what's the name of the phone again? Galaxy Note 5. Galaxy Note 5. They're on Note 20? Yeah. How are they on 20? They just wanted a number bigger than that. Why is no one talking about fast technology?

Yeah. That's the real conversation. Think about all the lithium that was mined for those phones drew this is crazy as big as oh my god actually my dad had this phone my dad had twins my dad and mom both had this phone in the gold i think i had gold too i had a smaller android like samsung phone and here's what i would do if i got my samsung Samsung ambassadorship. If you're from Samsung, ignore this because this isn't true.

I would just do what I did in middle school. I had my in like ninth and 10th grade. Yes, I had or no by 10th grade. I had an iPhone, but whatever semantics not important. I'm genuinely curious how many people who are listening have Android. Yeah, let us know literally i'm sorry but like somebody with the flip one today in a cafe braver than the marines like flipping it up she was doing the whole thing she was lucky putting on a show she felt me watching she was

like she was like you want to see how much this shit could flip like i got an ipad no i have a flip no whatever it has increased no android users are braver than the marines and like the ones that like i love the ones who like fight for it you're lying it's not a choice i'm sorry but you do you that was the most elitist thing i've ever said but i don't give a fuck it's talking about phones that cost the same amount of money yeah get a goddamn fucking big fucking weird iPad shit that you fold up and put in your back pocket is any cheaper than an iPhone.

You could have gotten an iPhone, but you want it to be like a Freakazoid 3000. And that's okay. You do you, but I will be making fun of that because why? A phone that flips four ways? Unnecessary.

I think a piece of paper can only fold 16 times before. So we'll get to 16. Or no, it's seven. So we'll get to seven folds in a phone and then it's done. Yeah, it can only fold 16 times before we'll get to no it's seven so we'll get to seven folds in a phone and then it's done yeah it can only fold four though i don't think so yeah it's the one that like the really big like ipad it just opens like this oh i thought that one okay so i'm mistaking there's the one that's shaped like a regular phone that folds into a cube and then there's the the all right book one right yeah but if you use an android i love you i really do and samsung if you want to sponsor me i'll do it and

i'll just in public i'll use it and then i'll go home and use my iphone like it's my dirty little secret i'll keep you next time i get on a long haul flight i think i'm gonna make the journey into bringing my wing bot on the plane and cause so much turbulence that our plane drops a little not a lot seven feet yeah just like seven feet enough to get you lifted out of your seat a little and then i'll turn it off and we'll be back we'll be back to regular airspeed there's no way this audio is okay yeah i know it's really bad back there we should should just shut the windows. It's really easy. But it's like the aura, the areola.

Do you want to shut it? I think it's doing more damage than good. Well, let's talk about... This is my first time a little inebriated. Rita Ora's tweets. What? Because... Is that what you were doing while you were away? Back in, I don't know what it was probably

like 2013 2014 it was like before the internet was really really cool and everybody had it and like twitter was just becoming a thing and rita aura tweeted on her account if this post gets 20 000 retweets i'll post a single from my album i'm gonna and it got nine literally got nine retweets and then the very next tweet she posted guys it's really not cool for you to hack people's accounts and say you're gonna leak my album like do not do that um i'm gonna literally me when my acne post flops and i turn off the likes. I'm just going to turn off likes and then block everybody who's following me and then turn them back on when like 300 people are following me and my posts are getting 21 followers. And then reopen my account to the public and see if I can start from scratch. If I had to start from scratch, I think I would easily go from a million followers to like 150 at max.

Like I think 150,000 people. And that's pushing it that's a lot that's not because it's i'm not i'm not giving content out on ig like that i'd maybe get like a thousand and three hundred and two that would be my guess if i had to if i had to guess yeah yeah right right i'd probably get half a million. Well, that's because you're a clout chaser. So you would probably just like use and abuse people like you usually do. No one talks about that. He's a user and he's he abuses friendships for flights. How do you think he gets everywhere he goes?

Yeah. He sneaks onto jets all the time. He's a chronic jet set by sneaking onto to jets and it's really obnoxious at it you know bleep nation can only hold you at so many times sneaking on to jets

that's how I got to Paris I love your confidence I didn't take any notes for this episode. So if it's all over the place, that's why we recorded like three hours ago. So my brain is empty. We recorded like seven episodes in three days because the last episode we tried to record it 14 fucking times. And every single time it failed, whether it was actually check that thing right now. Oh, my God. i'll kill myself i will kill myself in front of all of you i will change the trajectory of your life i will and i'll have any upload it it's in my will

it's in my will if you want my money dvd i would sell it on okay okay i was gonna say if you want my money collector's item release it to the public um not for free but i have paris fashion week note rita or a tweet about getting hacked and i love your confidence because i think saying oh my god i just love your confidence is the meanest fucking thing you can ever say to anybody beautiful beautiful gowns beautiful beautiful gowns you know what that is it's anita frank being um oh yeah you and josiah are obsessed with it yeah like being asked about like different singers and they're like what do you think of taylor swift and she goes beautiful gowns beautiful beautiful gowns like that is so slick that's like if someone's like oh do you think any like what do you think about Enya So fun to be around

Sometimes That's actually a really big compliment to me Oh yeah someone said I was fun to be around I would start twerking my ass What ass babes The big fat one in my pants That like actually hurts when I sit down Because it's so fucking big

It spills over the edge Well Drew has eaten McDonaldcdonald's three times since we've been here and i don't need french food like i really don't need it in my diet what i need is french mcdonald's on my diet because it's i don't need to be real i need to be coca-cola yeah i need to be mcdonald's um no i had it three times the first time was fucking great i was super excited because i had it before and i was like oh this shit's like really good if i remember correct yeah it's delicious the nuggets taste like fucking it's corn they taste like cornmeal and then the fries come with like this mayo sauce and i'm a white man and i love miso mayo

it's literally called creamy sauce. No, that's called extra creamy sauce. This is literally like mayo frits or fries. How do you say it in fucking French? It's not the ketchup and mayonnaise mix. It's just mayo. It's just mayo with like pepper and it or some shit. You are a nasty motherfucker. And it's so

fucking good. And then I got it a second time and it caused the most horrific pains in my gut i've ever had from food in my life i really genuinely thought i was dying mind you i woke up that day and i was like i'm gonna go get food at this really cute cafe like we should go blah blah he's like i don't want to go i don't know know. I don't know. I'm going to get it. And then he kept getting up and getting down. Like he was going to go,

like he literally was having the fight for his life with himself. And then he's like, honestly, I'm just going to stay back and get McDonald's. And I was like, okay, like you, you can do that. It is, that is your freedom.

It's so bad. And then he told me that he sweat through his clothes. It was, and you know, what's disgusting is the acne show was that night and I slept in my thermals in bed and the pain caused me to sweat my ass off. It's also been so hot in that fucking room. Yes, and to sweat a stain into the bed

and then to jizz on Inya's pillow and I wore the thermals that I sweat through to the acne show. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. You're, you what? I sweat through the thermals onto my bed, and it was like a stain in my bed. What about my pillow?

I literally have no idea what you're talking about right now. You're actually freaking the fuck out. Okay, so do you sweat? I just, I feel like I heard you say you came into my, like, you creamed on my pillow. You are accusing me of insane things right now. OK. It's actually really scary.

Well, the good thing is we have both video and audio recording of you being crazy. OK, well, and I'm going to kill myself. So and you should kill yourself. Oh, my God. I made it a New Year's revolution. Just stop saying that. Revolution. I made it. Said consciously. It's just in my brain said consciously oh my god said consciously i just can't stick to my new year's revolutions okay wait we have to talk about our hotel room okay

oh yeah we first of all i think the hotel we're staying at like god bless it but like i think it was i think it's a money laundering scheme. Like, I don't think it's a real hotel. None of the rooms are real. You'll see it in the vlog. Yeah, like, and you're going to see, no, but the thing is you're going to see it in the vlog and be like, oh, this is a cute hotel room. No. Let me talk to you about the hotel itself.

First of all, we get there and it, like, I didn't expect it to be that tiny for how much we paid for it. But it's,'s like incredibly tiny. Whatever. We can live. The first morning we woke up, we wake up like every time we're jet lagged, we usually wake up at like 6 a.m. or something. We wake up at like 6 a.m. It's like we're sitting there for two hours. And then all the subbed in, All the subbed in.

There's this smell. Like, no, not a smell. An odor. Like a foul sewage. Like a thick fucking odor. Like, usually I only smell this when Drew is, like, talking to me directly in my face. But I wasn't even looking at him in the face and I smelt this smell. This is dead. In my face is my code for my butthole

and just talking into my butthole um and we were like what is that smell and we start sniffing around the room and it's the bathroom and we've realized that for some reason every few hours and we've both heard this we'll hear like the pipes gurgling and sizzling and just a stench will erupt and we don't even know what's worse is we don't know where in the bathroom it comes from like i think it comes from the side of the toilet so like the toilet bowl where it meets the weird tile floor i think it's coming out of the side there if we put soap water all around the rim i'm sure we would see it bubble up out of there oh it's like oh god why is my brain so fucking big oh my god it's actually

crazy like the tire hole method no i'm a fucking genius and sometimes i amaze myself at like my creativity if you were so smart it would be cool if you like put it to use and like build a house hello i'm doing a podcast and i guarantee everybody watching this is like oh my god drew is literally so smart so smart wait why is drew subliminally so smart subliminally said consciously drew so smart it just reminds me jt had espresso for the first time when she put out her story she was like trying expresso and then like five hours later she was like why did nobody told like tell me this shit was gonna knock me on my ass like i've been up for five extra hours um

fuck there's so many little things like where you mispronounce it like no library oh valentine's day it's valentine's day yeah i think i mispronounce a lot and especially names and it's really embarrassing because i'll call someone by the wrong name forever and at some point they'll just stop correcting me because they're like this bitch fucking she doesn't even know who i am and that's okay also at our hotel um a friend stayed and i don't even know why i'm saying friend wait i just thought of something i realized if i catch your name immediately you're to be in my life for a long time. But if I can't remember your name and I see you a second time and I don't know your name or recognize your face,

that's God telling me that you're not going to be in my life. Because like when I first met you, I literally did not have trouble with your name at all. Same with your face. We also had been sending each other illicit photos for like two years on the internet. You were sending me illicit photos for two years on the internet. Remember the hay incident?

I'm sending you my boobs. My boobs. I was playing with them. I sent Drew a live like silicone mold of my boobs. And I played with them all night. But let's just say I saw someone's boobs at an age I shouldn't have before they were pretty lit and um I don't feel any kind of way about it um I was down to see some boobs in geometry and it was really funny to me

in geometry class no literally I think it might have been biology but I remember that is a biology study like anatomy she was just helping me she was literally just helping you study and um and i remember standing in the hallway looking at this dm and i was like friend of a friend what is that so that is literally the only lyric i know tell me your friend a friend of a friend that is not a lyric what is that from i don't know someone knows friend of a friend friend of a friend. Friend of a friend. Oh, was he a four or was he a ten? I know my mama wouldn't like it if she knew about all my... Is that what I think I'm singing?

Friend of a friend. No, I think she does say that. What song is that? It's Bodies. Bodies on, bodies on, bodies on you. That is the craziest note. That's not what that sounds like. Bodies and buddies and buddies.

I know my mama wouldn't like it if she knew about all my, all my round neighbors and all my whereabouts. I can't get. That's like the straight woman version of biking by Frank Ocean. What does that mean? I'll let you dissect that. Thank you. No, like, wait wait i give people brain teasers that's what i am but you give yourself brain teasers like i don't think you know what you're saying like you can't tease my brain bitch i'm getting on ig fuck y'all this episode is brought

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so that you're prepared no matter what. Pre-order the Samsung Galaxy S25 Ultra now at Samsung.com. The other thing about our hotel is you couldn't use a blow dryer there. Like you just couldn't use one. The power in the entire hotel would go out. It would just shut off. Like the whole room would go out. Our friend who was staying there for a random night.

Also our fucking outlets electrocute the fuck out of us every time we plug something in it sparks up and like barks at us yes it literally makes a big fucking spark um but i was getting my hair and makeup done for the show you weren't like why are you like why are you lying i'm not lying you're gonna make them think i'm lying and i'm not lying she wasn't you're the liar that's the funny lying. She wasn't. You're the liar. That's the funny thing is in this relationship, you're the liar. That girl's a liar. I can't say boy in song because I'm straight.

So when a girl is singing about a guy and I want to sing the lyrics, I'm like, oh, that girl. You probably just subconsciously do that. Yeah, I subconsciously calm the fuck down. Yeah, subconsciously you're always thinking of girls. What's a lyric about like a boy that girl is a gun that's the vibe i've been on recently the girl being a gun the girl in question oh no i'm thinking of the usher thing where it's like

uh you ain't got to call it's okay boy like he had the crowd it's okay girl but you would just say it the way it's sung you wouldn't say like it's okay boy and and he was at my party talking about fucking sucking sucking cock sucking dick and cock sucking dick and cock sucking dick and cock dude so many things on the internet are gonna age insanely like so many things you look back at and are insane. Literally every second of our podcast. Every second of our podcast. We're going to look back.

In two years, we're going to be like, what the fuck were we saying? I feel that way about any clip I see. I'm disgusted. Exactly. But in five years, we'll be like, damn, we were so lit. Like, we were so sick. Maybe. Hopefully.

Like, all of my YouTube videos, I, like, went back and watched, like, a were so lit. Like we were so sick. Maybe, hopefully. Like all of my YouTube videos, I like went back and watched like a few of them and I was like, actually, what the fuck was I doing? Why was I putting casts all over my body? Yeah, I think I said consciously. I'm always thinking about how you should have said that to me. I'm thinking about how I'll perceive my videos. Have you talked about your chemical burns?

No. Do you not want to? I'll talk about it. I'm healed now. I'm a healed woman. And you your chemical burns? No. Do you not want to? I'll talk about it. I'm healed now. I'm a healed woman. And you have chemical burns. So I was doing this shoot and I was bleaching my eyebrows for it because we were like all sitting around and we were like, okay, yeah, it's good.

We literally have like PTSD with this fucking quarter. I know. It's fucking terrifying. This quarter. Why is this quarter giving me PTSD? This quarter. Oh, wait. Kai, blur the screen. it's fucking terrifying this quarter why is this quarter giving me this quarter oh wait uh kai blur

the screen i really because we're in paris i smoke way more cigarettes than usual and i know everyone finds me fucking disgusting and repulsive for it but i really want to smoke a cigarette right now all right i'm blur the screen um pop smoke one should i pop a perk pop a pill should i pop a pill or two right now yes um but so whatever we're on this set and i'm like i am so down to bleach my eyebrows i've been wanting to like i've been thinking about it because i can't do anything to my hair i'm so down to do it i i literally tell them which this is so stupid because after I told them this they were on the way to get the stuff and I could have easily been like actually I use tretinoin now like maybe this will hurt my skin but I kind of thought about it but I didn't think anything of it because I haven't

bleached my eyebrows in a while and now I use really harsh chemicals on my face if you don't know what tretinoin is it's just like a really harsh chemical for acne I think we might have talked about this maybe like right when you got it done the next episode we probably talked about it i think that the last episode was that episode or am i tripping no because we've had to go live where you didn't have eyebrows i don't know what's happening oh we have i think i did i think i did talk about this i don't know what's sorry i i don't know where i am drew i really don't know how we got here. Not me either.

Not me either. I had to Google Michael Imparoli from The Sopranos. Oh, because of the heaven shoot? Yeah. Dude, I love him. Like, why would I have sex with him now? Does he have a wife? See, this motherfucker has got to stop DMing me because he's married.

Classic. Classic, classic. Well, I still think thatisian people hate me so you should hit that i've been thinking about what it means to marry somebody with generational wealth and it's been on my mind it's really been on my mind because i'm like i don't want to be the one to have to build out the wealth i just want my fucking god i need 176 million dollars tomorrow i really fucking do like it's i know and i don't know like we're just not in the area where we're gonna get that this is as good as my life is getting and i'm okay with that like i'm really happy with my life but i want

to give my kids generational wealth and i want to honestly i know we hate the rich and i know we hate hoarding wealth but i want to be a part of that i want that i want that and i'm gonna i'm gonna be honest sorry i want to hoard the wealth for my children and me. And like, I want nepotism babies. I don't care. I'm sorry. I'm really sorry. Like, sue me.

But I'm tired. I'm tired of like, I don't want to hold the flag of like, guys, I made it out. Like, I made it out of my situation. I want to be like, guys, I literally was born into the situation and it's lit. Like, that's what I wish I was. I am so envious of people who are just like born with a lot of money. I wish that was me. And like, that's actually funny because I feel like that was a big conversation recently about like, like being envious of like nepotism babies.

And it's like, yeah, well, fuck you. Because I like, yes, I want that. Duh. Like what? Me when I'm pointing out the obvious. I want my kids to be good. Or not even my kids to be good. Could you imagine me with a fucking child?

Of course I want rich parents. The fuck? Why is that even? That's a different story. But what did you say? Could you? I don't even know what I said. Oh, I said imagine me with a child.

No, I don't want to. That would be really bad. I was thinking about that. I was like, any of my guy friends... I'm going to get a female pregnant. I don't know what else you would get pregnant. What else would you get pregnant? Saying no.

Female? I'm done. I know what you were going to say. I'm over. But yeah, I wish I was born into so much money, but I don't want to have to build the generational wealth, and this is as good as it's going to get, and that's okay. I'm just going to live well for my kids,

and my kids are going to have to do the thing, and I'm just hoping that my kids can make something of themselves so Peepaw and Meemaw can sit down and not do anything for the rest of my life. I want kids so that they can work for me. That's kind of my life. Kids line for the salt mines or coal mines yeah i'm thinking of like popping out a few throwing them in the mines with a bird canary call me a canary call me the canary um yeah well fashion week is insane oh yeah this is drew's first fashion week what are your thoughts this shit is fucking crazy yeah i don't know how the girls do it um

dare i say braver than the marines or braver than an iphone or braver than an android user instead of saying braver than the marines we're gonna start saying braver than an android user instead of saying braver than the marines we're gonna start saying braver than an android user and i don't give a fuck if i get in trouble for that i don't care i really don't care um that's the best sound ever their sound design is down when i hear that in public i laugh uncontrollably like no matter what i'll be like like it's crazy it's just me when i'm laughing uncontrollably and you go the tiktok sound i literally die i'm dead no i'm dead as fuck what was i saying what was i saying you were saying that when you hear it in public you get dead as fuck but before that um you were saying that i don't care if i get in trouble for saying that android users are um braver than the marines but what was I

saying that too you I was saying oh you said the fashion week girl yes yes let me tap back in let me talk back in let me tap back in let me talk back in I'm gonna talk to women yeah I was we don't you don't use those terms for like straight like uh relationships yes what do you know do you know what that means no okay um but i think fashion week is fucking crazy and i won't go any further because i do want to participate more yeah i think it's just speak my peace of mind soon i mean most people know that it's definitely like a game of a multi-level marketing scheme it's definitely a game of playing your cards right and being able to interact on a social level which is why i think i'm pretty bad at it because um i'm not really good at getting in a room and shutting the fuck up and being a pretty girl i'm really good at

getting in a room and talking about balls in my butt yes and farting and like which is so annoying i think people love it i think some people love it some people are definitely like a bit like she's a lot like i haven't cool but she's a lot met like someone in a position of authority that like we've been goofy around that hasn't loved it like i feel like everybody in this industry has been like oh my god this is like a breath of fresh air but you know what's fucked up is i think a lot of people in this industry will love it for my ego is fucking insane what i just start i say shit and i don't even realize how egotistical it sounds i don't understand like how egotistical it sounds well i don't think it's egotistical because we haven't had anybody like outwardly respond negatively to us at least we haven't heard it but i knowistical because we haven't had anybody like outwardly respond negatively to

us at least we haven't heard it but I know for a fact people have met us and been like they are too fucking much like yeah I there's there's just no way because we're just so abrasive I think we're definitely a polarizing set of people maybe me more so than you because you're definitely like on the more timid side when you first meet someone. I just don't talk. No, I talk. But when I'm crazy, I'm crazy. And then I can read energies really well. Like I can read vibes.

I can read the room. And I'm like, okay, they're obviously not fucking with what I'm putting down. So I'm just going to mellow down and chameleon to their level. That's one thing about me is I can shape shift my personality. So you're a like the fakest bitch in the room it is scary it's in the room it is really scary i can like play a character so well me when i'm in my self-tape girl i'm an actor actor i'm like i'm a chameleon anything you tell me i can play a character so well they're like then they're like oh say you're high in age i'm like my name is any chameleon. Anything you tell me, I can play a character so well. Then they're like, oh, say your height and age. I'm like, my name is Enyi Yimanzar.

I can play a character very well. I'm 5'3". 5'4 on a good day. I think I'm 5'4". I'm not 5'3 anymore. At least in my head. I don't think I'm 5'3 anymore. I'm 6'2".

You're not 6'2", babe. Babe, I literally am. Babe, you are not 6'2". I'm not 6'2". Yeah. Thank you. I can tell. I'm 6 six two yeah thank you i can tell i'm six one sometimes you just have to add an inch me about my wiener but i think definitely people find us appealing for their personal lives but maybe not a work scenario i just think i'm an ego testicle like an egomaniac. You do have huge ego testicles.

I am going to start saying ego testicle like so casually in conversation. I'm going to be like, oh, it's an ego testicle, like maniacal freak. You need to stop with that damn name, bitch. That's going to be so annoying to keep track of. I don't care um but yeah also is this a cow what is this drawing i think it's a cow with a cross yeah it's really freaking me out it's kind of offensive i need chapstick so bad because my lips have been chapped like all fucking day and for the first time ever i don't have it in my purse because i've been

switching oh cool i have a note that's literally 26. 21. 21. How do you feel when this episode comes out, you'll be 25? 17. You'll be 17. I mean, sorry. I was...

I'll be good. We'll be good. Whoa. Don't want to talk about it. You don't want to talk about it. Oh, my God. it is funny being the age of like all the finers that i used to make fun of um for being on the internet i'd be like bro you're so old why are you on the internet get the fuck off the internet now i'm that age

which is funny now i'm at the point when when i meet a 20 year old i feel like the annoying old person who's like you're 20 yeah and it freaks me out but i'm not doing it on purpose but then i get subconscious and self-conscious what's a good one for self-conscious self-conscious shelf confidence self-conscious self-conscious and subconscious self-conscious yeah and then i get shelf no shelf conscience and i guess subconscious is self-conscious self-conscious no self-conscious is too much i can't yeah i get really like a subconscious and self-conscious i look so grumbly. And I just really think about my age and it freaks me out.

And it's really interesting how much I thought I would have done by this time. And I'm this age and I still have so much to do, which is like both nice and terrifying because it's nice because when I put it into perspective. I'll have something to do. Yeah, I'm like, good. I have so many years left to live. I have so much to do. I have so much time to do that if I'm lucky enough not to die on my plane flight, on my flight tomorrow, on my plane flight. On my plane tomorrow. That's going to be awesome if I survive it.

Because every time I get on a plane, I think it's going to crash. I know. It's really bad. I text everyone. I know. I'm like, I love you so much. I'm getting on my flight. I love you so much. Like me texting my know i love i'm like i love you so much i love you so much like me texting my dad i'm like i love you so much like like it's taking off

sometimes if i'm only texting one person and i forget to text everybody i'll be like i feel so loved in my life and i love everyone you know it's crazy you know it's crazy crazy is that i will literally sit on my flight for like the first 15 minutes like convinced that it's gonna go down oh same and in my head it's more likely to go down in the takeoff and landing in my head i'm writing like monologues of what like i when the plane's going down what i'm gonna facetime two people when the plane's going down and be like i love you so much and who i'm gonna call and what i'm gonna say and then i go as far as writing notes in my notes app so that they upload to like iCloud and people can see them i know exactly so they can see them after the plane crashes i said consciously

but let's talk about at the fashion show, one of my favorite musicians of all time wanting to have sex with me. Yeah, let's talk about it. That's as far as it goes. But like you can vouch. I can vouch that a staring was happening. And I was not, I was not having it. I was like, no.

Yeah. Don't do this to me. I'm just so desired, y'all. Like, it really is crazy how desired I am. I mean, I was sitting next to you, so it could have been either one of us. No, it was 100% me. It was 100% you? Yeah.

100%. No doubt. Well, I think it was me. Oh, my God. Why would it ever be you when I'm sitting next to you pick me choose me um but yeah well said consciously i thought it was me so you know yeah we're never gonna be able to do a drunk episode with the both of us because drew is straight edge now it's crazy drew is a reformed straight they just invited me out after this. And he's freaking out.

No. And I literally am like, how can I get out of this? I do not want to go. You don't have to go. Because even me going is pushing it because our flight is tomorrow morning. But Whitney was so hurt when I said no. And I was like, damn. Yeah, because they all want to go out dancing.

It'd be nice. It'd be nice. Said consciously, you might have FOMO. I don't think I will this time you don't think said consciously you'll wish you shut the fuck up oh my god that's not even our joke that's literally

Josiah's joke that we stole from him it's so good I wish I remembered the other one it's said conscious in something else what is the other one also we might have in something else. What is the other one? Also, we might have been yelling this whole episode because we put the mic so loud. I'm eating this fucking mic too.

I'm going to eat you out. I'm going to eat you up. Wait, what? Me when I'm late to the joke though. What else can we talk about? Okay, no one's talking about how me you and barbie are in a three-way relationship and that the internet just hasn't broke it yet what that me you and barbie are in a three-way relationship and the internet hasn't broke

i don't give a fuck but she like asked you not to say that like we're like i'm tired of being hidden i'm tired of being hidden well that's just what the price that comes with dating such a like gorgeous woman a gorgeous woman gorgeous sorry she's just so gorgeous that i gorgeous i was i'm really trying to make every word pronounced wrong i think i want to go back to a time when like i wasn't allowed to drive like i don't wanna i don't want to be able to work i'm i'm honestly like we got to get over this hump of like girls like working like i don't want to work anymore i don't want to do anything even though my job isn't very taxing so i'm complaining kind of from a throne and it's a little bit dismissive of people who actually have to work

when my work is on my iphone but I just don't want to do it anymore. And I'm really sorry. And I'm sorry to my family. I know I told you I'd get you out the dirt and maybe get you a house one day. But that's a lot of work. And I just don't want to do it. It's a lot of responsibility.

I just think I'd rather chill. That's my vibe recently. I just want to chill. I just want to exist. That's honestly so true. I just want to exist and chill. I need $170 million. Yeah, but I think we could definitely,

we could social network our way there, maybe. I don't think we could. I would have sex with Elon Musk. That's really nasty. I really would. I would have sex with a lot of people, but not Elon Musk. If it meant that I could have the world,

I would do it. I mean, Grimes did it. But I don't think she needed to she was just like she's just that kind of girl I wouldn't have sex with him I would not have sex with him for any amount of money there's like a lot of people as much as I want everything in the world

there's a lot of people I wouldn't have sex with to get to it but there's a lot of people I would have sex with for free and immediately without question what's his name from ex machina oh oscar isaac we mentioned oscar isaac every episode he's the it boy he is my it man oh i love him so much oscar isaac honestly this is a gross one willem Dafoe. We saw his giant wiener.

It's massive. I'm literally not joking. Willem Dafoe could get it. Yeah. He can get it. Willem Daflum float. I'm trying to suck on that Willem Daflum float. I'm trying to think of any other like what what are like really gnarly

like celebrities who you're like oh you can get it like just like nasty this dude i always forget his name but he's from the oz i'm looking at the prison show i don't know what that is that doesn't exist oh good news is i looked at the aux. Oh, Z. Now, why the fuck is Christian texting me from his goddamn flip phone again? I'm going to say put that shit away. He tried so hard to make it fucking happen. Is it that guy? Or like the main guy?

Look up cast. If it's the guy who I'm thinking of, it's're done because i you can't even say that one publicly because that one's really fucking nasty drew oh that's not the worst he just looks like literally a sims character or something he actually looks like he's made of clay he looks like this person looks like he's molded from clay and i'm not lit the thing is is if you get it you get it and if you know why if you know why you know why and that's that like i swear to god i'll tell you after this but if you get it you get it i'm trying to think of a really gnarly one on my behalf like a one that i've said and people have been like

i can't think i think willem dafoe is like probably the most like but he's he was really hot when he was younger too so that's like not the craziest mine is like my woman crush is like beyonce or like britney spears or lana del rey those are just like really prominent or miley cyrus or ariana grande yeah but those are just like really they're all so hot with big boobs but those are i mean do you like their music and stuff no i don't listen to girl musicians. Damn, why did you say it like that? I don't listen to pop stars.

I listen to Deftones. You are a Deftones girl. You can't have hate without love. You have to be the most polarizing thing ever. That's why we're so loved. You can't have hate if you can't have love. No, there's no way you're the first one to say that. if you are it's not the best thing like do you think that was good what you just said yeah because if we didn't have hate we wouldn't know how good love felt

i know and you keep saying heaven is a prison heaven is a prison and i'm not joking place on earth with you that's tea though that's it no i don't mean like the clothing brand i mean like actual heaven is a prison it's a prison experiment yes because it's gonna it's like in the sopranos oh my god it's it scares the fuck out of me thinking about like eternity in heaven with like never feeling anything bad i don't want to be in heaven if i can't get on a plane and go to the Bahamas. I can't do that. Because in my head, when I think of heaven,

what do you think heaven is? When I think of heaven, I just think it's living again. I think it's me and Lana Del Rey. You're straight? Okay. I think it's me under the Eiffel Tower. Just with the one you love. Mm-hmm. I think it's me under the Eiffel Tower. Just with the one you love.

No, heaven is a place on earth with you. We're some of the worst people in the world because why do we hate tourist places so much? Why is it like a killer? Because we're different. Because we're different. Yeah, like we have to be different so bad. We're not like the other girls. Yeah, like.

No, it's really, really vile. It's literally a disease. It's a disease to be this so bad like the other girls yeah like no it's really really it's literally a disease it's a disease to be this much of an opposition to everything everybody on the planet likes that i'm like the second you want to eat near the eiffel tower you know how different i want to be is the second i go mainstream if i ever do go mainstream if you bitches let it fucking happen jesus fucking christ jesus fucking christ let me free so i can get my parents a house but no one the brands don't like us the second i get famous thank you the second i get mainstream i am switching up and hating myself that's how different i want to be like you're anti you i'm not posting photos of myself anymore. I'm about to be in my anti-era. Anti by Rihanna or anti like everything? Because we're already anti everything.

Yeah. I listened to that album again for the first time in a long time. Except for love. I love love. Why are you saying it like that? The earthquake is coming in LA. Yeah, the big one? I hope I'm not there.

I fear it's coming in the next 10 days and I'm going to be there, unfortunately. I won't be there, so I'll be chill. But I'll miss all my things. All my things will be lost. What about me and Azul? I could find new ones. You are replaceable. Fuck, what did we have a hypothetical about?

Oh, I... Okay, we kind of talked about this on your vlog but like i don't give a fuck okay um i was telling inya that today i was going to split away from her and all of our friends to go explore the catacombs alone because you can book a tour for like 48 euros which is cheap as fuck to go see like skeletons and shit and i don't know if that's a moral to say might be um and i'm sorry if it is genuinely but i can't see a reason why it's bad right now um but i said i was gonna go explore the catacombs on my own um and then i asked then i was like oh my god like imagine i got lost in the catacombs. Like, what would you do? Like, you couldn't fly home, huh? And she was like, no, bitch, I'm flying home. And I was like, if you got lost in the catacombs, I would fucking stay.

No matter what, I would be here for you. And I don't give a fuck. And she was, like, dead set. She was dead ass. You know what? Matter of fact, I would return my flight. I would get a La Premier Air France flight flight spend all the money i have on that fucking one-way ticket and i'd have so much champagne on the flight that i get drunk and i forgot you even

fucking existed and i get home you don't know how much this hurts me i get home and i go to my dad's 50th birthday party get drunk again wake up on oh that's on drew's birthday get drunk as fuck on his birthday commemorate his life in a way but also celebrate my dad's 50th year of life and then go the fuck to sleep i would miss my own birthday to go into those fucking caves she's trying to put a cigarette on me y'all see this to go into those fucking caves and get you out on my own the thing is okay here was my take. Here's what I would do. If Drew went to the counter... My Mama Bertram. That's literally my take is my Mama Bertram. Mama Bertram, Pilot Jones, Harley Davidson, and Pilot Jones are dating, and they gave birth to Laurel and Yanny. Oh, I found the golden white dress on...

I was about to say Green Needle. What the fuck is that the green needle dress what is that green needle green needle storm what is that i'm gonna make you smell like cigarettes you bitch this is our worst episode ever this is easily our worst episode ever. This is easily our worst episode ever. Okay, here's what I would do in this hypothetical. I would... Okay, you didn't give my side of the story.

Listen. What do you hear? Green needle. I hear brainstorm. You don't hear... I swear to God i do now look at brainstorm brainstorm it doesn't say that needle it doesn't say it doesn't say brainstorm and you want to be different so fucking bad this is your this is your need to be different jumping out

on on my entire existence i hear a brainstorm on my entire i understand how that's a thing just like the green and blue dress just like laurel and yanny you mean white and gold it is not white and gold because you said blue and black it's white and gold versus blue and black yeah and it's blue and black wait or is it black and gold's blue and black. Wait, or is it black and gold versus blue and black? I don't know. I know how it works because it's literally white and blue. No, that dress is black and blue. Yeah, it's black and blue and I don't give a fuck about what you say.

Okay, so. The Adidas sneakers, the new ones that came out. What are you talking about? You've seen it. The Nike shoe. Stop. The Nike shoe. Stop. The Ugg. What the Ugg?

Drew didn't give my side of the story. Basically, here's what would happen. There is no side of your story. You are an evil person. No, you didn't explain. Okay, so it's my dad's 50th birthday, the day before Drew's. By the time this comes out, it's already passed. I've had the shindig of my life.

It's been the best night of my life. I celebrate my dad's 50th year. And you're skipping my birthday. It's not my fault that both of them happened to fall on milestones. I invited Drew. I told him I'd get him a ticket and he ignored it. It is just as much the half of my life because I don't plan on living past 50 as it is the

half of your father's life. So basically I was with you for the half of your life if you're not living till 50. So this birthday isn't that big of a deal. No, 25 is birthday is one half no but you said that you don't plan on living past 50 i plan on living at 250 oh well i'll be there for the day you die see y'all see how i'm fucking treated this is just so listen my dad's birthday party is on drew's birthday so technically and we're leaving tomorrow so let me paint the picture for you. Today, it is March 2nd. Tomorrow's March 3rd, which is Friday.

And Saturday is March 4th, which is my dad's birthday party and Drew's birthday. Drew today on March 2nd was talking about going to the catacombs and getting lost. And I'm like, okay, well, first of all,

you're going to get found. You're not going to die in the catacombs. Like, I don't think it's that big. It's like not that big of a deal. Blur the screen, Kai. It's not that big of a deal. So you're not going to get lost and it kai it's not that big of a deal so you're not going to get lost and it's not going to be that big of a deal so what i'm going to do is i'm going to get on the flight back to enjoy my dad's birthday because i just can't miss it also i funded

this party it's the big extravaganza of his life like i have to go like it's literally like if i if i was investing in a festival it would be crazy not to go and that's what my dad's birthday is it's basically the new coachella so i have to go to my dad's coachella birthday event and then what happens is right after the party i'm gonna be drunk as fuck but i'm gonna get right back on a flight back to paris because by the time i land back in paris they're gonna have found drew but it was enough time yeah i did it's actually very impressive because i can't do that um it's been enough time that... Might only be a guy thing. Blowing O's is only a guy thing? Yeah.

Who told you that? Me. I guess it does. That is how that works. If you think it... And you're a guy. That's... Yeah. Hmm?

Like, I mean, like, you... What? What the hell? So hell by the time i get back it's already been big news in paris drew is famous he's famous it's like but famous kind of in a bad way because they're like stupid american gets lost in the catacombs like that's the i can't do a good one it's not a good vibe but you're famous and they're all looking for you and by the time i get back it's them taking you out of the catacombs i just so happen to land and get right to the zara by the catacombs in time oh pushing through the crowd that's what i get to drew and i'm like oh my god and the camera's on us i'm like my friend i've been looking for you i've been looking for you for so long y'all i was looking at how far the cat yeah you would have saved me but i would have been like

dead probably well you don't even i don't't even know if your iPhone works down there. So I'm going to do like be outside of the catacombs at Zara. You're going to go in and explore. That's what I discovered today is that the catacombs, they built a Zara and a McDonald's a block away and some dark evil energy is in Zara. And that's how I know. Which is crazy because it's like what I just,

I guess I don't really understand the catacombs. Like I don't know. Which is crazy because it's like, I guess I don't really understand the catacombs. Like, I don't know what it is. And I hope it doesn't have some historical, really devastating... Gnarly shit. Like, past to it.

I think it's Catholicism. Per. So it's my jewelry. What are the catacombs? Come on now. It's really funny because every time I'm in Paris I'm with a bunch of friends who I know from the US and then we're all hanging out at a restaurant or something and we're talking and then I have a moment

where I like zoom out and I look around and I'm like oh my god no one else here speaks English I'm freaking out like I'm like where am I why am I here this is like a different country um and it scares me. Do you poop on flights? Hell no. You don't poop on flights?

Even that long ass flight? You didn't have to poop once? Not once. But you just don't poop. So I'm not talking to a real person right now. Literally, if I had to, I literally wouldn't. If you had to poop on a plane, you wouldn't poop on a plane? No. That is weird. I will poop i will those toilets are nasty as fuck you could be banging down the door

till the fucking dogs come home i don't give a fuck bitch fuck you and guess what i'm gonna play tiktoks loud too i love getting in a public bathroom and playing tiktoks and watching tiktoks while i shit i don't give a fuck this is cunt oh that is that is really good my next ig pick would it be improper to take a ig pic there i mean i posted all my story so why can't i main feed post it do you posted the catacombs on your story should i go take a picture in jesus tomb do you think i get flocked with a bunch of like religious people who are like this is so insensitive probably you look so gorgeous there from here it looks like you are at the catacombs what's been your favorite moment being here so far um the mcdonald's chicken nuggets

oh my god this man i wish i was joking you're not joking i'm simple something's wrong with you it's really easy to please me i'm so fake because i'm constantly like i hate it in paris and every time i get here i'm like this is amazing and then i leave and i'm like that was fucking awful like i love doing that it's the same thing i do with food where i'm like that tastes disgusting i need another bite like i need to have more of that also i think the the workers at the bar think i'm a drunk at the hotel yeah every night you've ordered like a sad drink because i go and order drinks alone and they asked you and they're like you want to drink and he's like no and then i'm

just there alone and then wait last night oh yeah we came back from the acne show and we were like so tired i was like I just need food. I really wanted to try the restaurant at our hotel, which is actually gorgeous. That restaurant is amazing. Amazeballs. Awesome sauce. You're pretty awesome sauce. Rafflecopter.

You make really awesome sauce. I make Rafflecopter vibes. You make me Rafflecopter. Why am I literally a Rafflecopter vibe? I'm random. I'm so random like that oh my god above your eye did you hit your eyes kid i think i know so many guys with a scar like around their eye and it's usually like a skateboard hit my face no it was at church camp um and we were playing ultimate frisbee and one of my friends threw my frisbee or threw a frisbee for me to catch and i missed it and it went under a truck that had its tailgate down and i went underneath and i forgot the tailgate was down and when i was coming back out

i came out right where the tailgate was and i lifted up really fast and gashed my eyelid open and it was so sick i wish there were photos of it and there was like blood all down my face viral on tumblr yeah it would have been so fucking but it was it was a scary amount of blood but it didn't really hurt me that bad because like it just didn't hurt for some reason and i like look at my body and i'm like oh my god that's like a lot of blood like Like it was a serious amount of blood, like half of my face, like covered both my hands, like dripping off my chin onto my chest and body. And like so much that I was like leaving a trail of blood. And there was like a little pool of blood in my lap in the car.

And at the time, like I was at this church camp, my babysitter, who was also like the youth director at the church um was the one like that was putting on the camp and she rushed me to the hospital because she was terror like everyone was fucking terrified but they did a really good job at not acting scared but i found out like five years later that like people literally thought i was dying they were like they were like i've never seen that much blood in my life um all from that gash um i don't think i ever had any serious injuries as a kid and then i broke my clavicle because i was responsible and i took care of myself and i was in a fucking idiot fool and you doesn't know what a clavicle is i don't like i'm not kidding like when you said that i it's gonna move on i don't know what that is it's your collarbone then fucking call it what it is it's your collarbone

it is a clavicle first. It's a medical term. No one, like, why would you even say that? Because you broke your clavicle. That's like saying like, It's just professional. The professional name of your,

like your chest, your decolletage. Your sternum? No, or I guess that's the medical term, but it'd be like, What the fuck? I've never heard decolletage.

You've never heard decolletage? No, never once. Let me make sure that's a word, because now I'm embarrassed. Girl, you're making shit up right now. Decolletage. No, never once. Let me make sure that's a word, because now I'm embarrassed. You're making shit up right now. Décolletage.

That is a name. That is a word. It probably is. I've just never heard it. Décolletage, a low neckline on a woman's dresser top, a woman's cleavage as revealed by a low- Cleavage. Auga.

So I guess it doesn't mean chest. It means like tits. Massive knockers. It's like sexy word for tits. What is there to talk about in Paris? Like what is the talk of the city? The talk of the city is that I love walking around alone here. I think this is the only city where I feel really good eating alone.

Like it feels nice and like comforting to eat alone. New York, I feel good eating alone. LA, eating alone is too much of a statement. And I would say the same about like even Miami. Like I don't want to eat alone in Miami. It feels really sad and like disappointing. But like here in New York, I feel like eating alone is a vibe. LA, it's not a vibe.

LA, I feel like people are like, damn, this girl's so sad. She probably just went through a breakup. And I'm like, no, dude, I'm just hungry and I want to eat alone. But like I won't do that alone. I think I've eaten alone in LA, like out at a restaurant alone maybe three times maybe four maybe um but usually i don't like doing it i'll take the food to my car and eat alone in my car i've done that i've eaten alone more in japan than i have in la yeah japan it feels good too oh my god we were in japan last month now we're in fucking prison we're not i love this place in prison france we're in prison france that's why the

fucking eiffel tower is made out of cage okay paris is hella illuminated out it's a weird core here y'all like it's dangerous as fuck are you gonna deep dive or like give your conspiracy well just the amount of gold everywhere is weird as fuck and there's fucking caves as skeletons underneath the city underneath the zara yeah it's very very eerie should we wake up at 5 a.m and go to the catacombs before we leave yeah i literally would i would not do that i'm sorry don't tease me but you love when i tease you i do in that way i do in the way that i do oh my god i just thought about our flight back oh my god flying from la to paris is the worst flight of all time the worst flight the worst flight i will never do this again i wouldn't wish sitting up

straight upon any of my mortal enemies oh my god my tailbone hurts so bad i wouldn't wish sitting up straight upon any of my mortal enemies oh my god my tailbone hurts so bad i wouldn't wish sitting straight up for 10 hours on any of my enemies my enemies but subconsciously i think i want my enemies to go i want my enemas to go through that i've never done an enema i have is that when you put water in your butt yeah i've never done an enema. I have. Is that when you put water in your butt? Yeah, I've never done that. Oh, it's like the solution that draws water from your colon into your gut to deconstipate you. People do that in their vagine too, right? Yes.

It's really bad for you though. Throw off your pH. Don't put stuff in your vagine. Period. Period. Don't put stuff in your vagine unless you're on your period period um well that was our episode weirdest episode ever i don't think we said anything i don't remember anything that happened that was the episode let's tap into some media i haven't

watched anything um i've been watching a lot of basketball you know what song i listened to on the way over here on repeat young and beautiful wow and then i put on summertime sadness that's really good just a crazy fucking vibe young and beautiful will always remind me of this one day in miami when i lived there in our first home and it was raining a lot my grandma was visiting from honduras and it was thunderstorming outside and i just finished watching it and i was listening to young and beautiful a bunch and looking outside i was like it's so gorgeous and then the lights went out and then my grandma um forced us all to put our electronics into a container and put them in the corner of the house because she thought the house was going to get struck by lightning um because she didn't understand technology because she basically lives

in a fucking concrete hut and i'm like girl that is not that's not how it works love her you don't need to do that um but it was really cute because she was really scared and then i went grab my phone she was like please please put it down we don't want to die and i my phone and she was like, please, please put it down. We don't want to die. And I was like, fine. I was like, I swear we're not going to die though. But she forced me to put my iPhone away. Alright, say your, is that your media? Young and Beautiful? Yeah. That's it?

That's all they get. Mine is Setting Sun, You'll Never Get to Heaven, I Won't Cry Anymore Alternative Version by Marvin Gaye. Deftones. Yeah, just Deftones in general. But none of their heavy shit. get to heaven i won't cry anymore alternative version by marvin gaye tones yeah just death tones in general but none of their heavy shit only the tiktok songs oh my god you're weird like do you even know what year that band came out like when they debuted white horse oh per you actually do know a lot how do you know about about that? Do you know about Radiohead too?

Yeah. I had sex with Tom York. Oh my God. You know the song Creep? Yeah. It's about me. I don't know if that's a good thing. Oh, it is.

Oh, it's Creep in a sexy way? No, like in a stalker, like creepy way. Oh, like you're scary. Yeah. Right. Right. Well, my other song is spring is coming with a strawberry in its mouth by roger doyle i've already said that but i've been really really listening to that while i've been here it's just been my vibe um and then alex g pretend i'm gonna go into withdrawal i think of what me my touch oxygen of my touch

holding on by tirza and we saw tirza for the first time ever a period the other day on our tv um and it breathed me out was really shocking yeah i've shocking I don't know why I've never seen her but I've seen her on the cover I just never thought that's what she looked like yeah alright well thank you guys so much for listening when we see you again

we love you we may not be alive when you see us again it may be an AI rendered episode of us because we may not make it they probably you when you see us again it may be an ai rendered episode of us because we may not make it they probably thought i was drunk but i am kind of deliriously tired right now like it's kind of crazy what tired does to me um i've been sleeping for like 14 hours a day though i know drew's been sleeping a lot here like i've been waking up before you yeah like yesterday i woke up at like 9 30 9 45 and

just sat there in bed until like 11 and i like woke him up at like 11 30 because i was like dude he's not waking up because i was just gonna wait for you to wake up and be like let's go eat but then like almost three hours passed i was like dude i think he died in his sleep yeah no i don't know what it is but i've been sleeping oh no you sleep late here yeah um but i think my schedule is just still really off like i don't think i ever got used to like paris time zone because it i'm like waking up like i wake up at like six and i'm like awake for like an hour or two and go back to sleep till like 11 30 um because i'm just like why am i up yeah i like, I've just been here so many times the past year that I just, like, I'm used to it, you know? Yeah, I feel that.

This is my third time here in the past year, which is kind of crazy. It's, like, the most I've visited anywhere that isn't Miami or New York. It's insane. And I probably won't ever come back because I will be passing on my flight tomorrow, so. Yeah, we hope you're happy.

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