Emergency Intercom - meet our interns w/ Quen and Larray

Episode Date: January 31, 2025

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Register by March 15th. Additional terms apply. Learn more at wealthsimple.com slash match. Oh my god guys. Hey guys. Welcome to this episode of Emergency Interpol. So as you can tell, there's two seats there and it's because we've it was time to hire some interns. Yeah, honestly, yeah. And we were really selective though,

because like not to be this person, I don't wanna like sound like kind of like a Matilda Durf here, but only these sexiest people can work with us. That's kind of like our whole thing. Like fine shit, hot shit, baddies. Yeah, like very sexy, very like, oh my gosh, someone, oh, that's a bad joke.

I was gonna say someone get HR in here. Mysterious, like aura, like that whole thing. Yeah, we just wanted a vibe set of interns. And honestly, like you guys, like, you'll know. Guys, come in. Come on in, y'all. Come on. like you'll you'll know it just guys come on in y'all come on we are here to work yes I'm having a fun key now but isn't it crazy when your boss takes your shit? Yeah, well, no, no, no.

It's like your job as an intern. Can I eat now? No, no, no. Wait, did you eat today? Like eight more hours. Yeah. But you have to get us food first. But we have you guys on like, okay, we just have them on inter.

I would don't. I haven't hit them yet. We only hit Kai. We haven't hit them yet. We only hit Kai. We haven't hit our intro. Why is Kai trade though? Kai is trade. Kai is trade. Kai is trade.

Kai is trade. Kai is trade. You wish, bro. That would give you way too much attention. We should start blocking Kai's name and comment. Just like blocking it. You have to bleep it out in the podcast too. It's trade.

It's crazy. I know, this is really cool. I can't help but curl my toe up to lift it up. I'm playing with them, it's like bad. I did an interview with Heels for the first time. I was just like, and then I had my feet like this. I was playing around. Yeah, I was not comfortable at all.

Wait, we're double dating right now. I know. It's hard. And it's also two bi girls into one gay guy and one straight guy. Exactly. And it's like they do it. Wait, who's gay? I thought Chella was, oh.

I'm straight. Oh, did I mix that up? Yeah, I think you like, it's confusing. Are you bi? Because I can't be around you if you're bi. That's disgusting. Bitch, you suck dick. Oh.

Can I go? No, not yet. No, you already want to get up and get out. See, he don't like having more obligations. I don't like this. This is fucked up. Oh my God. Well, I feel like we need to explain

how long we've all known each other. Literally forever. Too fucking long. Like way too long. Way, way, way. I think about it all the time because I feel like all of us have so many people who we've just randomly known at this point for a decade. And then every now and then I'll be looking at y'all's faces and I'm like all of us have so many people who we've just randomly known at this point for a decade.

And then every now and then I'll be looking at y'all's faces and I'm like. No, it's a Quinn. I saw y'all when y'all were kids and you saw my face when I was a kid. It was so freaky. I saw like a compilation of old videos that you reposted on TikTok.

Like a couple, yes. Literally freaked me the fuck out how young we all were. Like you were a baby My first weed my first drink Like playlist live like the devil brushed my foot It was freaky everyone's first first was at Playlist Live. Did y'all meet at Playlist? No, we met at Press Play.

Oh, let's talk about that. How was that? That was a joke. She's seen a ghost. Actually, like it was fun as fuck. Like it was awful. I wanted to go. Yeah, it was fun. The Conventions, I was so jealous

every time I seen y'all at the Conventions. I remember the first Conventions, I went to Playlist Live. That was a ballroom. It was a hotel. It I see each other convenience. I remember the first image that I want to play was a ballroom Literally every press play felt like the hangover from a quinceanera like I was just there in the morning shaking and being like the amount of Adderall was crazy Who was? My finance for me Do you know the net? I forgot his name the manager guy

**** **** **** **** **** My manager That's your manager? He tried to kill me

Yeah With a shotgun Wait what? Wait he was Wait, hold on Let's lock in Yeah lock in tell that That was gay

Wait what happened? Oh my god when TanaCon happened the guy who was in the segue for context I love that I had to wait, hold on. Let's lock in. Yeah, lock in, tell that. That was gay. Wait, what happened? Oh my God, when TanaCon happened, the guy who was in the segue for context. Love that. I hung out with Tana Coachella and then I came home

and he was pissed off that he saw a photo of me and Tana, and he literally, I'm not even kidding, tried to run me over. Like I was popping in my car and he zoomed and tried to literally run me over and luckily I hopped in the car with, you won't believe who was my roommate at that time murderize you know her tea with

I don't even have any sort of trauma. I look at that, I'm like, honestly, where's my coffee? From scammer to scammer, you did it. You did it. You're a scammer? No, I'm not. You're looking, your phone's gone.

Well, well. Your phone's gone, it's in her pocket. Me, also me, I'm like, wait, what? Oh, it's a refrigerator. Oh, thank you. Trade. That was trade as fuck. I know, right?

That was crazy. But, is a man who... Man is questionable. Yeah, he is a boy. I thought he was gay and I met him on Twitter and we were friends over One Direction And then he tried to have sex with me like on multiple occasions. Oh, that's scary The fuck you was terrifying

He was waiting for the gay nigga to try to fuck you with And you wanted me so bad. It never happened. The thing is, I wanted Drew really bad, but also everybody who would be like, would you make out with him? Would you have sex with him? I was like, ooh.

You might have been young enough to have friendship, admiration, and romantic wanting to have sex with somebody confused. Because I've had that before. I think I had that with all of my early friendships. I was like, let's have sex. I was like, wait, we're so close. We could have sex.

Yeah. It's like, no, you still do that. You still do that. Yeah, I still do that. Same. No, same, same, same, same, same. I don't think that's a bad thing. Me and Larry went to a concert about three weeks ago,

got so drunk. All I remember about the concert is Larry in my tongue touching. We were making out. We still haven't kissed yet. We're saving it. We're saving it for the altar. We're really serving Mormon with it. Would y'all ever do a lavender marriage? Yeah, of course.

We talked about it. Would y'all? Yeah. No. Oh, actually, she's dead to me. Yeah, of course. We talked about it, would y'all? Yeah. No. Oh. Oh. Actually, she's dead to me by the way.

Yeah, I hate her fucking good. You're seriously gonna reject your boyfriend on camera? What the fuck I'm talking about? My boyfriend? I'm actually pregnant. Did y'all notice how, wait, can we really talk about it though, y'all notice how I became more masculine ever since I started hanging out with her?

Wait, that is interesting. No, I genuinely have, when you were sitting here, you grabbed her thigh at one point, I was like, he always grabs my thigh. And I'm like. She hits me. I'm not kidding. No.

When I don't film with her, Trey. Exactly, she hits me. See how he kind of calls her friends. Y'all see how he calls her friends? Ooh, spooky. Also, when Larry puts his hands on me, I'm like, Larry, Larry is a cancer. Larry's very emotional, wants to be like this.

I said, Larry, you still have a boy hand. So every time he touched my thumb, I'm like, is you trying to fuck? Because I feel like I'm getting dissed. I know what you're talking about. Because when me and Drew, especially when we first start getting physically affectionate, even now sometimes I'm like, are we pushing?

I know, literally this morning, this morning we were literally, like, she was like, can you get in my bed and lay on me? And I was like, yeah, sure. So I just like laid on her legs like this for like five hours. And I was like sitting there and were literally like, she was like, can you get in my bed and lay on me? And I was like, yeah, sure. So I just like laid on her legs like this for like five hours. And I was like sitting there and I was like, this is like really intimate. This is really intimate.

I needed warmth. I literally felt like one of the grandparents from Charlene the chocolate factory this morning. I couldn't get up. That's what my husband do. I can't get up. You guys are cute. She texts me like I'm her boyfriend sometimes.

Yeah. I texted her today. I was like, no, I texted her yesterday and I was Aw, you guys are cute. Aw, too cold. She texts me like I'm her boyfriend sometimes. Cute. What'd I say? I texted her today, I was like, no, I texted her yesterday and I was like, good luck at therapy and she said, thank you baby. Aw. Oh yes, I say baby, mommy, honey, sugar, love. She calls me Miss Nica.

Yes. Yes. Miss Nica. What'd I call you when you closed the door? Oh, I said, you such a gentle girl. Aw. Aw, fuck. Gentle, gentle. No, I am gentle. I'm gentle.

Okay. I have a serious question. No, speak. No, you speak queen. Yes, mother. Guys, seriously, I am scared. Would y'all ever live together? No.

I said yes. She said no because she said she'll be mean to me. There's a lot happening here. It's one of those things where I'm like, I got diagnosed yesterday with this. This is an issue with me. I started going to therapy right now because I'm in a two week break from doing any work.

And I was like, I need to go see a therapist. I'm getting a second to sit and think for myself. And I went to therapy and I told her how when my friends touch me, it kind of makes my skin crawl. And when I get in a fight with like a significant other, I just block them on everything. I'm like, fuck them, I don't need nobody. And my therapist was like,

have you ever heard of reactive attachment disorder? And it's a disorder that you get, like you diagnose children with this disorder. And it's because one or two of the caregivers in your life you can depend on. So you decided that you can't depend on anybody as an adult. So you never attach to anyone securely. So me saying I couldn't live with him

is probably just that. But I feel like y'all could live together. I think we could, but also one thing about our friendship that I've noticed is that like, I would say the universe put us in each other's lives for a specific reason. For healing purposes. And I am very like warm, loving,

and I feel like she never really had a friend that didn't compete with her or try to take from her. And I've literally showed her unconditional love and I feel like she became such a gentle, soft, angelic soul. You really have opened up. I know it is. And it's so sweet to see. Thank you.

It is. When I noticed y'all like getting closer, I was like, damn, I damn, at first I was like, oh, I wonder if they're gonna get super close, and then the amount, y'all are always together now, I'm like, I just love it, because I know what that feels like having somebody like that.

It feels so good. It was so hard. I used to literally be friends with everybody, because I didn't know what a friendship looked like, because I was raised in the hood, so I didn't know what community a friendship looked like because I was raised in the hood so I didn't know what community felt like and then meeting her I was like oh wow so you genuinely do fuck with me. It's like cosmic it's really like a line. That's also how I feel about all of us like we literally are like what is that theory there's like that string invisible strength

yeah invisible string theory like we've known each other for what? A decade. Almost a decade. Literally. Too long. Your contact on my phone is ditto. 2026. That's crazy.

We've kind of known each other for a decade. You know what's crazy? What? What happened y'all? A decade. A decade of what? Of friendship. Oh!

2016 was almost 10 years ago. Like why is that? Oh, is it? In two years. Oh! Shut that. In one year, it's 2025. No, it's not.

Wait, what? It is 2025. So next year it would be a decade since 2016. Yeah. And that was the greatest year of our lives. I feel like we've kind of all known each other since like even 2014 though. Yeah.

Cause I, in my head, I categorize all of us having met on like Vine and Twitter. Yeah. Cause I'm in my head, I categorize all of us having met on like Vine and Twitter. Yes. Cause I'm just like. Was it 2015 Twitter? Yeah. And Vine? The 2014 was Vine.

I think 2014. I was 13. What were you going to say? Bitch, that she was crazy. Give me Clara's number. No! What? No!

What? Honestly. Oh. Juno. Wait, what's the song called? For 150, for a 150 essence gift card, I'll think about it. 150?

Yeah. Okay. Is all you can dock for 150? I'm easy. I'm easily. I just want an ace. I've been needing an ace. I want an ace.

Let's go to pottery class. Oh, you're drinking now? Oh no, girl, I just finished it. I've had anxiety coming on this, so I feel like I need like five beers before I sat down. Five? Really gnarly. I'll tell them my fucking business, Gwen.

Seriously. Guys, seriously. Or what? No, it's okay, you guys could be open here. Girl, I almost fucked you up. I'm not gonna do that to you. Fuck me up. You can't hit her.

I can do whatever I want, I'm gay. And you beat his ass. Wait, what happened? Why is she cute? Fuck you, bitch! Fuck you, bitch! Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. Thank you, thank you.

Oh my God. I'm sorry. Because you're really being fucking weird. I'm sorry. Drew, Drew. No, no, no, no. I'm not gonna do it. I'm not gonna do it, but I'm not gonna do it.

Bitch! Oh! Oh! Leave him alone! I don't know what's going on or what demons y'all got, but let me pray for the room. Father, heavenly Jesus, God, please take the demons off these bitches.

How do you have so, why do you have so many? No, I'm not feeling good. Mid-prayer? Mid-prayer? That's the demon, that's the demon. Who? That's the demon Mid prayer that's the demon. That's the demon Demon me no, I review our book our book. You'll be able to do Coneyville and sell. Okay Literally crying I feel alive again. I know it is fucked up how fun it is. Don't touch me! Are you okay? It did. But I'm used to it. Abusive.

Thank you, Inyo. Thank you. Pritzy, Pritzy, Pritzy. Yes, I love when girls help Yes, I love your tattoos. I don't think I've ever said that. Larry is a witch. And this is your sigils. Brujaria. Every temporary.

She's projecting. Where's Josiah? Is he in your attic? He's actually coming. He's coming. Wait, can I be honest? I genuinely am worried. Why?

Josiah scares me. He, wait. Oh, low key, like he scares me when he meets of new people too. Why? Cause he's freaky. He's so scary. He's saying. He's a queen.

He's saying. He's saying. He just lies to everybody. Like he- He'll just lie to y'all. He will literally just lie. Because I think it's like Joe Sia is one of the best people I've ever met But if you can get you have to get through like the first what was that? I have to shoot you. Get the gun. We have to kill them all

I'm not even kidding. Like if I stutter in front of somebody I have to shoot them on sight. You're happy. I'm not even kidding like if I stutter in front of somebody I have to shoot them on site your hat you have to die I'm sorry Guys let's just air each other out. I think I don't have anything fun though I already said my last thing on the last episode that went up today. My admission was one time in back and forth traffic. I did a nasty face to a woman and I can't do it, so you have to do it. She did that because she made me really mad. She cut you off. Right.

Yeah, I was I remember today when I was driving because I was thinking about it and I was like, why did I get so mad at that bitch? But it was because I was at the it and I was like, why did I get so mad at that bitch? But it was because I was at the airport and she was trying to cut me off as I was leaving. And I was like, okay, if you gave it two more seconds, I would have left. And then I wasn't going fast enough for her.

No, so you're playing with my life, so I'm about to play in your face. Exactly. Yeah, don't cut me off. Exactly. She's actually on sniffies. Do you know what sniffies is? No, what is sniffies?

She knows everything about sniffies. I don't know what sniffies is. Y'all see Lorraine knows what sniffies is? No, what is sniffies? She knows everything about sniffies. I don't know what sniffies is, y'all see Lorraine knows what sniffies is. Yes, he thinks you're a sniffer jack shit. I hate sniffer jack shit. I hate that back part of me. This bitch being like, she face them, she goes, hmm, what a sniffies.

Cause I'm always around gay niggas cause I work on so many different sets with like hairstylists and stuff. And they're like, oh sniffies, sniffies, sniffies. I'm like, Larry, what's sniffies? Sniffies, yes, sniffies, sniffies. I'm like, Larry, what's sniffies? Sniffies. Isn't that crazy? Yes, we've played it before.

Sniffies, you literally see dick in balls by you. Oh, yeah. Yeah. That's crazy. What's wrong with that? I know, that sounds, it's literally the greatest thing of all time. See, I'm not kidding to me, that is an active threat.

If I could like get on my phone and there was men who wanted to have sex on me, I'd be like. And it's just like open to assholes walking towards you. I'm like, girl. It's actually such a vibe though. We've come so far with technology.

You guys, let Drew speak. I was gonna say it's just crazy because it has your location like locked. Wait, what was that? I'm gonna slur it. Am I trade? Am I trade? You are, you are.

Nah, you was trade, now you're just gay. Gay, gay. But like I love it though, cause you're. I'm trade. Nah, you was trade. Now you're just gay. Gay, duh. Gay. But like I love it though. Thank you. Cause you're one of us. Yeah, I'm a queen. You're 100 billion shiago.

I'm a queen. But it's crazy because sniffies literally like doxes you. It literally like, it's down to your point. Like they just updated it recently where it will like make your location like 300 feet from where you actually are. But like literally just like you'll walk up the street and you'll see like 300 feet from where you actually are. But like literally just like you'll walk up the street and you'll see like a dick and

balls on sniffies and you know exactly what house. Why do you know so much? So much. That's why I'm knowing the like the coding really crazy. You got I actually don't know why I know that you got Jupiter. I do. I do I do Is it a website a website you would like to know huh? Yeah

I'm really digging myself I love finding twinks and then just making them your little excess. I know we're little toys. That's all we are to these girls No, it's more Bodies your people to walk with us It's more than that. Your warm bodies, your people to walk with us. But when I gotta go to the car, Drew can walk with me to the car and people will think we're dating until they hear us talk.

Larry never gives straight when we together. Every time we go to a coffee store, you go, hey girl. And the coffee store lady be like, hey, Larry. I'm the people's princess. As you should, as you should. I wish I was somebody like that. I really have a hard time talking to like,

when anybody in public tries to talk to me like, ah, yeah, like what? No, literally, okay? At the art store, like the girl behind the counter was talking to me, I was like. Yeah. Short circuiting. Yeah, literally, I ended up signing up for a membership.

She was just talking to me and I'm like, yeah, take it, take it. You got a credit card open. Yeah, I didn't know what to do. I was too scared to tell her no and to be like, stop talking to me. So I was just like, yes. I just, no, I do the same thing

because it's the small talk that I'm not good at. So I just kind of overshare to try to create some form of connection. I hate when I text hang out with some like texts make a fake plan to hang out with somebody they probably don't think it's fake. And then the next day they're like, so girl, what we doing?

And then again, so. And then it comes literally four days. I'm like, I think I'm depressed right now. Yeah, I'm gonna kill myself. I'm getting 51 50 later. Yeah, right. I have to go to the hospital involuntarily. I feel like I'm sweating.

I'm sweating. Can I change? I know I'm sweating. I change my shirt. You guys can keep. Yeah. Oh, wow. Well, actually, I have one thing before you go.

So we were talking about Playlist earlier. Live. And VidCon. Do you remember sleeping on my mom's hotel rooms floor? I don't remember anything past 2020. Anything back then. Or before. Dude my mom.

Oh yeah, I don't remember anything before 2020. When we were like first planning to like get together, my was like oh yeah he slept on my floor like he slept on my floor at VidCon and it was like Issa Twain's like everyone we were just like partying as fuck. I was lit as fuck. Yeah we were like black out drunk and my mom was just like okay yeah you'll have fun. Your mom was a key. I remember hanging out with y'all for the first time and I was literally a baby. I was like, let me laugh at all their jokes even though I didn't get any of them. And I just remember hanging out with y'all and y'all had y'all's whole friend group and y'all like, come in our hotel room. And then y'all was like, scoobert doobert.

And y'all thought it was the funniest thing ever. It's still the funniest shit. Wait, what's scoobert doobert? Scooby Doo's real name. Scoob? Scooby Doo is a real name. Scoobardoobert is his real name? And y'all really... It wasn't just like second of a joke. It was literally like three hours of Scoobardoobert. ZocDoc. ZocDoc is a free app and website where you can search and compare high-quality in-network

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Three or four times. Like he went to so many parties together. Cause when you lived in the one house. The Bryce Hall parties. Huh? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I don't remember. With your manager, he would like bring us

into the bathroom and try to get me coke. Cause your manager was that little white guy. The one that tried to kill me. Yeah. Cause he was the first person I ever saw do coke and I was really scared Are you serious? Yeah bathroom do you remember K K's house? Loved her we could do an entire episode on like having bad teams. Yeah He put a shotgun on on me. That was a vibe. Wait, yeah, you said that earlier.

You said that, but then you said the call- Oh, no, so many times he tried to kill me. The shotgun was because I was moving out and he had the shotgun while I was packing with Issa being like, girl, I think he has a shotgun. And I was like, girl, he would never. And then, girl, when I was literally walking Milo to my car, he goes like, all right, I'm just making sure I'm safe

because you know you guys are crazy in this. And Lily had the shotgun like this, waiting for us to like do something. Girl, I was twink, twink, twink down to the head. What could I do? Also, not even that, but like, that is a grown man. Like what? Like you were literally a kid.

I was a kid too. Also, even if you were like at your age. She was 24 at the time, 25. No 24 year old should be managing anything. Yeah, exactly. You think everybody's so much older until you get to that age and you're like, oh, 100%.

When I was like 17, somebody who was 26, which I am now, I was like, damn. Geriatric, you must have your life figured out. The things you've seen, I'm sure. I'm sure you've seen a lot. Now the 30 year olds that I know. You don't even really have wrinkles. You look good.

The 30 year olds I know now are like actually bat shit crazy. Like it's really shocking how like no one actually ever grows up. Anyone that I know over the age of 35, me and them key and I'm fucking 24. It's like, oh why can't we relate? We're all the same at the end of the day.

There's a lot of influencers that are pushing 30s now that are still in the Peter Pan syndrome. Oh, I know. It never will leave. And I feel so bad. Wait, how old is Brent Rivera? 40. 45? 63?

45, I think. I mean, now maybe 50. Must be 50. Cause I do it every day on a good strong morning. Cause in my head I've never known his age. Like I always thought he- He's AI. No, literally. He actually doesn't age. Cause I've never seen him in person.

Me neither. That's something I've never seen. I feel like I've seen a lot of people. I've seen Logan Paul in person. Whoa. Logan Paul introduced himself to me at a nightclub in Miami. And I was just friends with a girl that he was dating at the time. Wait, you were dating a girl? Yeah.

Oh, cute. You're not Logan Paul, mama. Oh, no. Well, not right now, but sometimes I am. You just unlock the memory. Every time you fully just like, I went... Oh my God. I remember every time you would talk about Jake Paul and Logan Paul in like

2020 would be like, if I saw them, I would collapse. Exactly. Exactly. I would always. And that was your bit. I said my bit was like, I will never ever, ever meet them. And then I'm at this nightclub in Miami, probably like four years ago. And I look and it's like Logan Paul and he's like, hi, I'm Logan. And he's probably seen how many times I said I would never introduce myself to him. And I was like. I was like.

I was like. He grabs you by your neck. And then I went into spiritual psychosis for the next two years after that. That like one whole clip. No, I swear to God, I was going through spiritual psychosis after I touched him. There was like this statue that was made into a chair

and it was like, and I like grabbed the statue by the face and I was like, you don't wanna be here, do you? Oh, he ruined you. I mean, he has really demonic energy actually. I know he is. He's really demonic. Oh, well I have to find it cause it's on one of my phones

that's sitting in my fucking cabinet. I have unedited vlog footage of Logan Paul in like 2019 when I was on that random ass brat show. That was legendary. I was pissed as fuck that I never got cast. I wanted it. I literally did it. It's so humiliating. I did it because I was like, I'm going to make fun of everyone here. That was her whole thing. Her whole thing was she was gonna go in and like shoot a mockumentary where she was like a diva on set. And like, it was like this whole thing they had planned out. Me and Josh filmed a bunch of it.

And then I was like, but I like, you guys love to do. That's how I was during the hype house during the pandemic. Oh, hype house. Don't look at me with, what the fuck? What the fuck? Hype house. Yeah, I was like, what?

I was like, saying? Yeah. We're like, what? Yeah, go for it. I was gonna say, I feel like, yeah, it's hard to go in and even as I feel like all of us are very good at looking at someone being like, I would never. Like, you know. Dark energy.

I literally would like that. But then you meet them and it's way harder. Cause it's like, aw. I was like a little bit afraid of it. Yeah, it's almost like I forget. Are y'all friends with like anybody from the hype house? I literally during the fires I need to park my car at somebody's house cuz my house got evacuated and they closed off my neighborhood and I texted miss

Heidi de Mille, oh, she said bring the car over My car while I was away. I'm so friends with Dixie. I'm still real good friends with a just followed me on Instagram like a week ago She's finally tapping it. Okay good yeah yeah yeah. I don't blame her. I'll let her, I'll let her. She's bad. I don't blame her. She's beautiful.

She's literally beautiful. Gorgeous. I'm like Dixie get into the model bag please. I know. Hi Dixie! But love Addison down. Yeah she's goaded. I never really talked, I spoke to Charlie, me and Charlie have had like conversations

but I never was like friend let's go hang out one on one because I didn't, I wish people didn't do that to me when I was young. How was it filming the show? Does that make sense? That is like such a good way to. I was like, I don't wanna be your friend as deep as I could be your friend because I'm going to negatively

impact you because I'm tweaked out right now. How was it filming the show? Oh good, they would be like, we would go on set and they'd be like, okay, so today y'all are gonna just wake up from a sleepover and talk. Mic you up and I'd be like. And we'd talk, it was fun. It was fun.

How was it? The show or being friends with them? Being friends with them. Are you still friends with any of them? I'm still friends with the same people you mentioned. I honestly think it was one of those things where I was going into it like, oh, I'm gonna make this a joke,

and then I ended up meeting really sweet people. Regardless of the internet perception of them, I found out that people from, I don't know, places that I would never see myself hanging around were people that I can relate to. And then, honestly, I would like the show was just like, it was just sweet, everyone was so nice. It's just, everyone's nice.

And it sucks to like be like, oh, these people are literally evil, but like, no, no, all of them are bad. Yeah, especially when you're working on sets like that, the production team, like it's a whole different set of faces that you get close to. You're gonna be seeing them every day, spending hours with them.

It's hard not to get close. So I was just like, I can't do that to you. Like that would actually feel like so mean. I would be a bitch, actually. It's not funny. That's how I felt about my Hype House mockumentary. I was like, I'm gonna fuck. Did you burp again?

And it's like, it's like. It goes into my nose. It's like SpongeBob when you see the green flickles. I really just had Airwond. Airwond is poisonous. Honestly, I really- You're not gonna get a smoothie. Take it back.

I love Airwond. You know Lisa from Blackpink? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I just ran into her at Airwond. Oh really? Yes, I was gagged. That is a big moment. You should take a picture with her honestly.

Bitch. Have you ever asked for a picture for someone? Yes. I don't think I have. It was like a collaboration, but Bella Hadid. Oh, Abby Miller from Dance Moms. Oh yeah, Abby Lee Miller. They've gotten a lot of selfies with her.

Literally, I've seen her four different times in public. Invisible strength theory. Is there an evil energy around her? Lucky, yes. Yeah, she has an aura of evil around her and she'll be like rolling in her wheelchair and you can like see it like like following her yeah, but

One of the times we were like it's always me and Josiah for some reason I was like, can I get a picture with her or with you and she was like, yeah make it quick and then she like grabbed my phone and then like brought it to the angle and like it was so funny she like to the angle and like, it was so funny. She like, cleaning the glass. Stabbed up. But no, she like had her angles all figured out. Same with Gypsy Rose.

You met Gypsy Rose. I cannot believe. Yeah. I was jealous. It was a major moment. I was jealous. Where did you meet Gypsy at? She invited us to her fucking like premiere of like her docu series show or reality

show. She was watching y'all in prison? I don't know how she. I think like her team showed us to her and we had talked about her so many times and they were trying to find like influencers to go to this thing so they showed her a bunch of people and then she liked me and Drew. So we got like we were chosen by the killer. And they gave us like a little table with our names on it and everything. That's actually the nicest thing that I've ever been treated to in fact.

It was literally like roll out of that carpet bag and you're like the Grim Reaper. Also Gypsies, her whole family just took our table and sat there, but like all of the characters in the show. Her family. Yeah, they kind of really stepped up on us. We had our little name tag on this table in the corner and then when the premiere ended, they all came out and went.

Yeah, and just moved our shit and sat down. Like moved our stuff at all sides. Also, the girl. Y'all standing in the back corner. No, we literally stood by the table. We were just like, okay. It was crazy. And the girl that Chloe Sevigny played in the show,

which is like basically her mother now, had her and Gypsy as the background on her phone and she sat it down and it unlocked and she just had her phone unlocked and I could have gone through Gypsy's mother's phone. You're saying like, and I could have. I could have, I should have. Is that illegal?

Is that not illegal? Yeah, it's illegal, I don't know. It doesn't sound illegal. Wait, if somebody was trying to call me, can I just take them to small claims court? What small claims court. What are you hiding in your phone? Yeah, what do you got in your what am I not hiding on my phone you got games on your phone? Actually, no like literally no I don't yeah, I don't play games you have porn on your phone or do you not indulge? I literally quit. I like really really

Second I put for a second. That's lit. I did for a second because I started taking Prozac and then I wasn't like. Damn, so it wasn't even hitting. Yeah, I was like what? And then you got back into it. I know if I'm in a relationship and I'm getting into my nightly reads,

as I like to call them, then I need to break up with that person. Oh, that is a good, I guess that is a good sign. Baby girl. Of the dark deep. I'm AI. Have you seen it? No, I haven't. I haven't.

I remember you all wanna talk about it. The ratings are AI today. Yay, I'm y'all assistant. Baby girl, talk, do girl stuff. Do it, yeah, we'll watch, we'll watch. We'll watch. Okay, so I got on here and I said I liked baby girl and people didn't like it and I think it's just

cause it was like a sex, like what? I don't know't know it but it makes me now I feel perverted I'm like baby girl is everything I'm sorry you bitches don't get trade like we do but baby girl is teen if you actually get that work in real life wait what do you mean the woman who has to be like a mother a boss a caretaker this or. She used to have a little fun. And I like how he like is laughing at her the whole time. He's like, oh, you think you hot shit. Okay. He's like, like that's what gags me. And when I meet somebody and they don't bow down

to whatever, what they could be bowed down to. And they're like, okay, so I'm like. I know, I guess it's like too crazy. You guys be like exactly. Too crazy bitches. When he told her, wait, girl. Okay, I can really get nasty. Get nasty.

The way that she was masturbating on her stomach. I know. I was like, dude, I was like, oh, this movie is starting off hot. Wait, wait, Anya, can you show me how it was done? I know Wait, can you show me how it was done just no you Yeah, period wait wait Really like I'm in like a bathroom with two drunk girls Shades of gray I remember reading and this probably was terrible from the development of my mind But you were like a reading. Yeah during independent reading time in the fifth grade

I would go to IMDB and type in synopsis. And I would just read all the sex movies because my mom wouldn't let me see them. And I think it did something to the development of my brain. Oh, 100%. Baby, girl, I'm like. Locked in. I'm like.

Locked in. And I was going to watch it, I was like, bro, I don't give a fuck. And literally the second, I am so sorry, but her finishing having sex and then going to watch it, I was like, bro, I don't give a fuck. And literally the second. I'm so sorry, but her finishing having sex and then going to my side, I was like, and you go, queen. My queen, my queen, go to the closet and get yours.

Get yours. Get yours. Like get yours, like, oh my gosh, my therapist was telling me that you should be in alignment with your mind, your heart, and your genitals, which represents your health. Your heart represents like your soul and your mind represents your logic, and your genitals, which represents your health. Your heart represents your soul, and your mind represents your logic

when you're engaging with somebody sexually or in a relationship. And her fucking vagina, her genitals was not pleased, and she was out of alignment, and that's why she cheated. Yeah, no, 100%. When a girl cheats, it's okay. I also fully believe that. I'm like, what did the man do?

What did the man do? Thank you. I feel like I would, yeah, no, actually there's no man in my life. If any man confided me in that he cheated, but I guess specifically on a woman. What if I cheated? No, that's fine.

Yeah, like it's different. I don't think gays can cheat. Yeah, everybody's always. It doesn't count. No. Everybody's open. It's free, It's free. Wait, so you gay, your boy that you were talking about on TikTok, boom bop, cluck cluck. Was that the boy that you were talking about in your podcast?

No, no, no. Everybody thought it was him and it was driving me insane. It's DL Trade. Not actually DL. He's not DL, but he's trade in Texas. Oh, yeah DL trade. So I need to learn how to speak English cuz what did I just say? Tick tock boom bop cluck cluck Well, I knew exactly what you were talking about. You like the right? Yeah, I knew what you were talking about No, he's from Texas guess dropped his location while you're at it. I should say his location. Is he top? I don't know. Are you top or bottom? Both of you are answering at the same time. Are you top or bottom? Girl. I'm a side. Shut the fuck up. What do you think I am? You're a top. Top for sure. 100% a top.

What do you think? I feel like I could see you playing both sides. Thank you. I think for the right, I think it really like you rub me as somebody who you get to the room and it's like I want this you want. Okay. Yeah. Yes. Yeah Versatile I would never think in my life. She told me you were short Now I'm gag because he's sure by Because he was hyping you up so much I was gagged I look around he's like yo I'm Kai

Yeah, hi buddy Hi buddy Well, you are fine I didn't get my turn so now you want your own turn that's fine, I don't even want to turn I got eyes somewhere else Situation happening so it's like fucked up for you to like to do that in front of him, baby stop acting like that I would never do nothing with yeah, she plays hard. Oh my god I I would never do nothing with you. Yeah, she plays hard to get. Oh my God. She plays hard to get. Ew. So funny. Ah!

I literally love y'all so much. I could literally watch y'all talk for like five hours. Oh, I know. It's like my favorite thing to do. I feel like I'm having a hard time talking because I'm like. No, I just wanna listen. Y'all should see when we go at it on FaceTime.

Oh, it goes back and forth. Y'all should see us in a serious meeting. I cannot look at Larry. Inyo does the same thing. She does the same thing. She can't like look at me. Cause like, why are you serious? Like you acting like a businessman.

Like what? I know you're thinking the dumbest shit ever. I'll text her the dumbest shit. While we're on like a big call, like this determines the next six years, Larry's like, booty cheeks. I'm like, girl. We do the same shit. We'll literally have a notepad and be on Zoom Larry's like, booty cheeks. I'm like, girl. And I'm like.

We do the same shit. We literally have a notepad and be on Zoom and be like, gay. Loser, gay. Like, no. Actually, I need to break it up. Like, no way we're in the room, of course we are.

Oh my God, I was on a business meeting for, wait, I need, girl, what? Girl, I thought you had one of those. I thought I got hacked by Elon. David. Oh, privacy protection. Bitch, I was on this business meeting with CAA. Girl what? I thought I got hacked by Elon David Bitch, I was on this business meeting with CAA Mwah, yeah she signed But however though

One of the fucking people on the CAA meeting was like Yeah you can do like a popup in like WeHo or something I texted David I said he just sneak me That was a sneak That was a sneak I wanted to leave the call so fucking bad. A pop-up in WeHo?

Well, my old manager used to be like, well, Drew, you're like the sassy one. Like, you're the one that's sassy and has an attitude. You're so sassy. And I was like, wow. No, it's actually insane. In our space, they really push the gauge in. Doing shit during the pandemic and after the pandemic,

like, I was not okay. I was not in charge of like my image. I was starting to do things where I go on appearances and like shoot shows for people. Girl, I needed me a shot before every single one. Damn. Were you just like anxious or? It was cause I wasn't in control.

Like cause I'm in control of my... Sorry. She's not gonna let you hit, bro. I'm trying. I'm trying, bro. Just one time, please, please, please, please. Larry, we can go fuck. You wanna go fuck in the bathroom?

You would take my solo. Oh, we have an air mattress. I would come up like this. Ew! It has a hole in it. Oh my God, just watch this. The air mattress over there has a hole in it and it has a shirt.

Wait, your bathroom? You have a glory hole here? No, I wish. Would you ever go? To a glory hole? Would you? Drew would go to that glory hole. You're sick. I love you, bud. I have. Like, I wish to a glory hole Yeah, I would like join in on the festivities but I would like to see

Y'all are y'all the girls that like gay porn I Particularly only one man. Yeah gay porn. That's in your like gay man gay porn. I've never I'm not lying. I don't think I've ever. There's so many girls that like gay porn. Wait y'all, it's me. There was a time. There was a time, there was literally a time when I was like 18, something around there where I was like, I don't believe straight porn, but I don't, I feel like there's no way gay niggas can be lying about that. So, so gay porn would just be so real to me. Like straight porn, I feel like straight porn would be so real to me.

Like straight porn, I feel like straight porn would be so real to me. Like straight porn, I feel like straight porn would be so real to me. Like straight porn, I feel like straight porn but I don't I feel like there's no way gay niggas can be lying about that. So gay porn would just be so real to me. Like straight porn I'd be like she's cap she's cap. Gay niggas I'm like no way this nigga cap. Yeah the video of like the two guys in the car kissing the black girls recording it. all time. That's littler. That was littler. Do it again! Do it again! Yeah! I love gay niggas tea.

I forgot who I was with, but I think it was Madeline Argy. She was like a man having a di- Did you burp again? I said it this way. That's how I might have pretenous on. She's gonna hit me when I get home. I don't hit people. She literally hits me.

And you hit me. I have shut down syndrome. Are's gonna hit me when I get home. I don't hit people. She literally hits me. And she hits me. I have shut down syndrome. Are you avoidant or anxious attachment style? Or secure? Avoiding. I'm avoidant too. I'm avoidant. I run as far away. Are you anxious?

Where you're like, talk to me, talk to me, tell me what's wrong. I think I'm anxious attachment. Like I, if there is confrontation, I'm like, I need this over now. Tell me what the issue is. And if you don't tell me the issue, I'm just gonna tell you what my issue is.

And you can reply when you want. That literally made my heart drop. I'm like, you can reply when you want. I'm not gonna pressure for a reply or anything. I'm just like, just so you know, I didn't like that. That's how Larry is. Larry, me and Larry will get in a TIF and he'll FaceTime me and be like.

I'm like, I really cannot answer the phone. I text this bitch exactly how I feel too. But no, let's get into that. Cause now you get out, no. I'm like, I really cannot answer the phone. I text this bitch exactly how I feel too. Yeah, I'm like- Let's get into that, cause now you get out, no. No, because- Into our tiff, too, you know? I text her how exactly how I feel, she says, okay, thumbs it up.

Whoa. That's sad. And then I say it's time for you to answer. It's really that easy though. But you were wrong. It's that easy though. I was wrong? You were wrong.

How was I wrong? Because you said that you- Four days left. Ooh. You can't count it down. Don't bring it down. It's six days. What I just blow on you, you might want to go get cleaned. And I rebuke it!

Rebuke it to me. Why'd you throw it on me? We're all literally delusional. But back to attachment styles. I keep thinking of like what are we doing? I get really nervous confronting people, but it's something I'm working on. You don't get nervous. I get nervous to do styles. I'm anxious too. I get really nervous confronting people, but it's something I'm working on. You don't get nervous.

I get nervous to do it. I do it because I... My god. No, I'm like... You literally have swung on people. If this is how it's gonna be, we're done. I see you. You see me.

I see you. Yes. Who's phones ringing? Because I feel like I don't like, I don't like concentration. But I have to force myself to do it. Cause I feel like I don't like, I don't like concentration. But I have to force myself to do it. Yeah, because if I don't, then I'm just like, I feel like an idiot.

I'm just like, well, now what? I wish I was like y'all, but I think, why am I not like y'all? I feel like I'm acting if I was like y'all. Like to be like- You think it's formative? Yes. For me. Like I don't, I was like, yo. Like to be like- You think it's formative? Yes. For me.

Like I don't, I'm like, I need to sit and gather and be like, well, you hurt my feelings because, and I don't know. But if I was like, like I can't even be like this type. That's why I've never been in a fight with nobody. Yeah. I had to force myself to do it and now it's a habit of mine. Yeah. I've been like a fist fight,

not since like middle school or like ninth grade i never have been in a fight in my life and there's bitches that deserve to fight worth the singaret i kind of think everyone should have like everybody who's been annoying like i've had my ass glass falling so i like feel like you've had your ass i've talked shit and saw the repercussions of that and i feel like that taught me a lot at a young age. Like I got beat up. Yeah, I was tiny. I got beat up like twice. But Innu would beat the shit out of people.

Out of the seven fights I got into. Uh, I was really killed by the eight best all that. No, but I punched the kid. She was big. She was big. Why? Okay, so he like copied my Valentine's Day milk jug and like copied it verbatim.

So I beat the shit out of him. You're like what? My Valentine's Day milk jug? It was third grade.im so I beat the shit out of him. What? My Valentine's Day milk jug? It was third grade. Like me speaking in text and I'm like, yes. You get it, you get it, you get it. No, it was third grade and he copied my like, we brought milk jugs and then you like would customize them for Valentine's Day and he copied mine verbatim so I punched him in the face.

And you're sure. Michael Golba. And I think I had a crush on him. I get it. Yeah. You're seeing. him. I get it. You're seen, hey. You get it. We're all seeing each other.

Do you remember y'all's first crush? Can I help you? Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! The guest! Oh!

My first crush? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh my God, yes, his name was Alexis and he was actually my bully and he literally made me wanna kill myself. Mm-hmm, classic. No, his name was Alexis and he was actually my bully and he literally made me want to kill myself Classic no, he actually moved away because his family Was just doing shit, but he literally looked at me I'm not even kidding verbatim was like none of your friends like his the friend group that I was in like none of us

Like you stop it. Oh my god, and I sat and look like hallway and cried. Huh? That's so dark and I sat in the hallway and cried. Oh my God. That's so dark. That's sad. Yeah, that's okay. Well, now you all have friends and us. I know, thank you. That was his little play. This feels performative. No, it's real. Yeah, we're faking.

Yeah, and this is not real. I don't do that, and I don't know where the fuck I am. I would cry. I would cry all the time at school. Every time I got yelled at, I would literally cry, and I would cry so much. I was such a sensitive kid that in fifth grade my teacher Mrs. Hollywood What was her name?

Her name was Mrs. Hollywood Like her name was Mrs. Hollywood My teacher's name was Miss Vine Street Miss Vine Street The W Hotel Miss W on Hollywood But one time she yelled at me and told me that I was being a sensitive baby and then I never cried at school again. Because I got scared and I was like, damn, do people think I'm a bitch?

She gave you R.E.D. My teacher. I mean, I really was. I feel like Drew, I got close to Drew, but we did it. I feel like our friend group didn't even get as emotionally close until like 2019, 2020. Like I was so blocked off. I hated the idea of having a best friend. I thought that was so pitiful.

I was like- Me too, it's weak to need someone. That's what I did. Yeah, I was like, oh, you like what? Cause without your best friend, what are you gonna fucking die? Grow up. Like I didn't want to be close to people.

I thought it was so weird. Cause I also hated, I hated thinking that they could eventually leave me Oh, yeah, cuz I had had that happen already too. I had a kids I got close to who would like turn around and tell my secrets and I was like So you're like, oh no, that's right. I forget Yes, my best room with the internet Real but now we got here. So now we're here. Now we're in the kitchen.

Now with our emotional support gaze. Literally. I love you. Straight but. Oh you're not. Wait I need you to talk about the darkness retreat so badly. Okay. Like diving.

Always want to talk. Okay ask me what's the question. What's the darkness retreat? What is it all about? About the 16 billion time I said this. We don't have to talk about it. No, we can we can talk about it. We can talk about it. They just literally make you laugh so hard. The video is the greatest thing. Honestly what I will say is something I have always loved about the both of you is I genuinely do feel like y'all are both people that if you have an idea and you want to do something, you will just literally do it.

Y'all just be like, okay, I'm gonna go and do it. Yeah, so. The darkness retreat though is like insane. When she told me she was doing it, I was like, oh. You go. I did that for my 22nd birthday. I turned 22 on In the Darkness. When I came out it was on my birthday. I'm not even kidding.

The first FaceTime she called me, she was like, hi Larry. Y'all don't understand what the fuck went on. Okay y'all, a darkness retreat was when I, it was like I seen it on my Instagram Reels algorithm. It was, people were not sold it on TikTok, essentially. You really don't need to follow Instagram Reels advice. The T-Mood darkness.

It was videos of people taking off their glasses and looking around like they saw God. And I was like, I wanna meet God. Let me go. So I call him and I'm like, I wanna meet God. Let me go. So I call him and I'm like, I wanna come join the Dark Sister Treat. They're like, we don't have any availability to 2027 because it's so booked out.

And then they said, they called me back like a week later and they're like, we have availability from the 16th to the 20th. My birthday is the 17th. So I'm like, this is destiny. So it was in Portland, Oregon where niggas tweet. You went to Portland for that? That's me, that's scary.

That's scary, it's scarier. Like being in Portland for some reason, like. It tracks though. It tracks. Yes, I went alone. There was a guy that met me at the airport. He like came in this broke down Ford pickup truck. He had one girl sitting up straight in the middle of his head.

He's like, I'm here to hold you and guide you through this experience. And I was like, oh my God, I'm very excited. I'm very ready to receive. And I get into the car and the music, he turns on the aux, it's like, hey, la la. Yeah, la la.

Yes, it was like hereditary. Yes, it was like hereditary music and we're driving through the woods. I'm like alone, there's no service anymore. Were you scared at any point? Like you were gonna die? No, because like I tweak hard. I've always tweaked hard, I tweak hard.

And so like if you just, you know a shroom? Like I was taking shrooms when? Yes, you shroomed a microdosing a long time. Yeah, yeah. Like I tweak hard. And so I was like, I'm about to go into the darkness. Me God. So then I get there and it was on a commune

and there was a wood-fired sauna. There was like the darkness retreat, which were these cabins. And then there's this thing called a kiva. So first I went into the wood fire sauna and it's called preparing for the darkness where you just like chill and like acclimate to your experience.

And there was this woman that had like the most beautiful voice of all time. And she's like, but it was like gorgeous, like better than Beyonce type shit. And she had two long filled with milk titties sitting on her lap. And each of the, each. Each.

Each. Each. Sometimes it sounds like you're just describing like an episode of Super Jail or something. Like what are you talking about? Wait. And she was singing with her titties out and we were all naked like, and they all.

A baby girl in the movie. It was lit. Like literally, that is the ending of Baby Girl that we never got to see. I was lit Nicole Kinman. And so then after I get out the wood fired sauna and I get ready for the darkness and I would probably do that for about two days and I get ready for darkness. And it was like a house that had a room that was lightproof.

Like they went and got every shred of light out, not even a pinprick of light. And it's like darker than closing your eyes and going in a closet, like it's 10 times darker. It was insane level of dark. And one side of the room was a wood fire fireplace. And then the other side was like the room that I stayed in. The room had like a bed, a bathtub, a sink, and a yoga mat. Wait, how did you do all that?

Oh, I did like this. How did you pee? I did like this. And then after a long- You remember? Yeah. How do how did you do all that? Oh, I did like this. How do you pee? I did like this. Oh, right. And then after a long, long time. If you pooped, how do you know you wiped all the way? Oh, I didn't. I know I have sticky cheeks.

Sticky cheeks is crazy. Sticky cheeks. Sticky. Ew. My booty hole would just peel over. Ew. Ew. I'm kidding, I'm kidding.

Ew, that's crazy. So, it's crazy. It's crazy what your body does when it thinks you went blind. So every time I would go to sleep and wake up, I would have a panic attack because my body thought I went blind. So it was trying to acclimate to that.

They never gave me food like breakfast, lunch, and dinner. They would give me meal prep for the entire next day, every dinner, so I couldn't calculate the time by the time they brought me the meals. I wrote in a journal the entire time in the darkness, why was each paragraph perfect? None of the paragraphs touched. It's like all of your senses pick up times a hundred.

I was in the darkness for 72 hours. I took a bath. I literally think I spoke to God. That was him. He's here. He said, I'm kidding. I dead-ass think I spoke to God. I like, and I really wanted,

like I really wanted to go into the darkness because I never experienced life without the internet and without like this third point of view. Yeah. I'm thinking like what, there's an audience behind all this. I always am even thinking about myself when I'm talking to someone

about how I'm being perceived all the time. And I feel like that would take it away. So then I did my three days of the darkness and I came out and I was like, yeah, you can feel, they asked me before I went in. Do you want the video? Video's so bad. And I'm so mad that like the rules

Picked it up. All the other videos have like 300 likes Went to the page and saw all these people they were like what is going on? Like someone took you no it does those people like this is the type of bitch that I get taken by But when I came out of the darkness I What was crazy was I was so interested in like eye contact cuz I hadn't been around like another human For 72 hours. I have not spoke to anybody but myself and so I was just so like I loved looking people in their eyes like I was like oh my gosh I see why they say like the eyes is the whatever the yeah cuz I was like oh my gosh your eyes don't ever age like I can see you when I look in your eyes.

Whoa that's scary. Cuz your eyeballs really don't but low key I feel like my eyeballs have aged. Like I don't know, something about the look of them recently. I'm like. Don't do that babe. I'm like there's something. No, what the fuck? Every time I look in the mirror, I'm like I see something.

Like something is withering here, but I just can't tell. Look at something else. A darkness is brewing. I did the darkness retreat after I came out of the darkness. He was like, the guy who was holding me through the entire experience was like, you want to go into the Kiva? The Kiva is a 15 foot deep hole in the ground

that they dug that has linseed. I could have been murdered. I could have been killed. Wait, what was in it? It was a 15 foot hole that you ladder down into the ground that's covered in linseed oil and it smells like bleach down there and there was like a whole bunch of rugs

and pillows and stuff and he was like, here's the medicine that we should take on this practice and it was a weed pen and we both hit the weed pen and they closed the latch on it. The Stizzy. Bringing the most modern stuff. That pin. Bring a blinker.

A bubble gum cart. Literally, we hit the Crayola pack, closed the top, it goes completely dark like the darkness retreat, and he starts hitting sound, sound bowls. I swear to God, y'all, I swear to God, may God strike me down right now if I'm lying, I could see sound. Like I could see like the vibrations

and the patterns of sound because it was so dark honestly I believe that I know I do believe it but I want to do that but damn you're brave I can't I don't want to I'm gonna do it. Can you do it with people? No. But they were also telling me different like ancient practices because it is for ancient practice to do a darkness retreat. And they have this thing called the vision quest that men in tribes usually do, where you go into a field where you can't see any people, any life, and you draw a kilometer circle around you and you stay in the circle, no water, no food until you get a vision from God. So you just drive yourself to deliriousness until God speaks to you and you can't tell if anybody,

like somebody's watching you but you can't see them. That's our next retreat, yeah. I feel like that when I go to Erwann. Every time. The vision quest. Literally. Damn bro, you're brave as fuck though. Yeah, I...

Just like I don't, also I think I'm too lazy. Like. I feel that. I'm like, well, I would have to figure out like. But the whole time I could leave the room. Who are your favorite new generation content creator people? World of T-shirts. Bitch.

Love him, I'm so sad for him. I'm so sad. He was the one I was most sad for with the TikTok van world the t-shirts. Oh, I'm not familiar. Do you know Daniel Larson? Yes. Love Daniel Larson.

You love like the cryptic. You love the cryptids. The cryptids of the internet. She asked our new, like, well, who are your favorite new generation creators? And you're like, Daniel Larson. Like literally they are our age and they've been on the internet just as long.

Yeah. I can tell y'all who my favorite girl is. Who is it? Okay. I was gonna say this is one of my favorite people right now. Oh, love Kay Poirier. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Love.

Need her on the pod. Her takes. Genius. Shutdowns. Literally genius. A great mind of our generation. Let me see. Oh, is it a, no.

Wait, there's also. There's this one girl. This girl is so fucking generation. Let me see. Oh, is it a, no. Wait, there's also. There's this one girl. This girl is so fucking funny. Hilarious. The girl who did the small talk be like, have y'all seen Thicky? Oh yeah. We're like, hi.

Bro, that is literally what it feels like. That's what small talk feels like when I take a Vyvans and I don't expect to run into somebody and I'm like in a store with a mission and they're Talking to me You're so good Larry is King of small talk Larry could make a bitch feel like that's his best friend in literally a minute Good trait to have though.

I feel like I'm really jealous of that. I bet I feel like that's also just all of us are extroverted and that's, no, maybe something's wrong with all of us. Yeah, no. I think there's something deeply, deeply wrong with anybody who has an internet career because we talk to a phone.

Yeah. That's a camera. We're disturbed. What? We're disturbed, deeply disturbed. We're all disturbed. We talk to a phone. Yeah. That's a camera. We're disturbed. What? We're disturbed, deeply disturbed. We're really disturbed. They would have gave us all lobotomies if we were in the 40s.

Honestly, I wish I could get like a, you know how there's baby Botox? A baby. I want a baby lobotomy. I want a trial run. Yeah, I just want one for like two days. They have one. What?

So really stand on it and feel about it. No, no. No, no. No, no. You really want that? Actually, I'm not kidding. In like two years, I'll hit that. Right. I think, yeah.

I think it's like, that sounds so nice. Like what, my brain just is off? Oh, I can't lie. That sounds nice. That was what the darkness retreat did to me. When I was quiet and I wasn't speaking, there was nothing going on in my head at all. See, I need that.

Like my ultimate, ultimate, ultimate dream is to be in a coma for three months. Like, put me to sleep for three months and then like all of my obligations just like dissolve away. It's like, oh, Drew's in a coma. You know what, that's not gonna happen. The second you wake up, it's gonna be like, hey, Drew's here.

Yeah. Hey, just checking in, hope you're doing good, loving you, you have 18 things to do. I don't know if y'all have this, but during the fires. Can we talk about the fires? Why are you texting me about a fucking Instagram post? My, everything I own is in my car. Right, no, I told my entire team to pause all of my work we did too and they

did it no they were like we know you guys are busy but like busy you're like we're in the apocalypse i'm like so i haven't been home in three days my house is literally on fire my panties were a hard crunch by the time the evacuation was over it was granola for the top of an acai wall. Ew. Discharge granola. Larry, would you eat? Where am I?

Oh my god. What is happening? How are you feeling? Oh, Larry, everybody's like in LA like, ahhhh! During the evacuation, Larry is in Hawaii like. Oh yeah, literally. I like, I texted y'all. I was like, are y'all safe? And he was like, yeah, I'm in Hawaii like. Oh yeah, literally. I like, I texted y'all.

I was like, are y'all safe? And he was like, yeah, I'm in Hawaii. I'm good. That's what the world caught on fire. You already had that. I had it planned and I didn't do trips. I didn't do trips. Larry already had a plan.

I know, I was gonna say, did you do the fire? Yeah. Yeah, don't talk about it. He's deep state. He's deep state. Oh no. Deep state. QAnon, QAnon. I got it. Oh, no. Deep state. QAnon, QAnon.

QAnon. See, I hate you niche bitches. What are y'all talking about? Republican conspiracy theories. Yeah, it's like Texas shit. Yeah. Oh, Candace Owens. Christian Walken.

Wait, oh, love, love Christian Walken. Candace Owens. I met him. I saw him in public. I was on a date and I saw him walk by. Wait, you said hi? No, I wanted to so bad. I was so scared of him, though.

He's actually come to here and we're like. Really? I went up to him and he was like, hi, what's your name, babe? Ah, he just blocked me. And literally stared at me with his blue eye. He took his fucking buy-man that morning. And I was like, nice to meet you.

Oh my God, you have such a good impression. I'm not even kidding, he floated away. Also, Candice Owens, speaking of Candice Owens. Oh my God, T have such a good impression. I'm not even getting heat floated away. Also, Candice Owens, speaking of Candice Owens. Oh my God, Drake just did. Girl, why'd you just get up and leave? Drake was just in there like that. In his own darkness retreat. Oh, it's right here, right here, right here.

But Candice Owens, speaking of, she took a video of me, of me frolicking around in a dress, uploaded it to her story, and was like, this is why we need to bring back real men. Did she lie? She did not lie, not even for a fucking second. Did she lie? Not even for a single second.

Not even depending on, well, yes. Well, yes. And she put me with the likes of Harry Styles and someone else, and I was like, wow, you think I'm like Now she put in the same category as she should Did you watch the um Freaking documentary with Joe Rogan and uh, what's his name? Instagram guy Mark Zuckerberg like that episode. Yeah the episode No, I want to kill him if he's so scary yeah he's

actually so genuine robotic he's evil like genuine he's in the darkness well I feel like anybody who has when he's like scurrying around wait Ray did she grab the suitcase oh my beer be you guys right, we're back from our little break. I had to pee pee. I'm not gonna lie, I've had a, yeah, they, well, we told them we were gonna go pee, well, first Quinn walked away, then the Ray walked away, and then I was like, okay, cool, we're all using the bathroom, I'm gonna go pee.

And they just left. I think they left. They just left the house. So. Now it's just us, so. It feels empty, I miss them. We had a warm, there was a warmth. It's so cold in here now.

I think I'm going to start drinking coffee. Really? Yeah. I'm going to start macro dosing caffeine. That'd be good for you. I think it would like elevate your sense. It's a neurotropic, you know? Yeah.

Is it really? I do consider like caffeine a drug, which I don't think that's what you just it is it is yeah it is all right because i'm addicted i mean you literally are i um yeah i don't know guys seriously now they're running water bro i've had a really bad habit recently where I've been holding the fuck out of my pee because I don't want to miss a moment because I'm just so like I'm so entranced in

this beautiful miracle that is life. Yeah, you have FOMO for every moment ever. I do. So, I hold my pee until I'm about. Oh. Oh, is that a Kinsei dress? Sabrina Carpenter. Hi. Your cute little shoes are a little small. Oh my God! You and I, we're fighting gravity.

Wait, I love this, go away. This is so important. This is so major. The movie was so good. Ah! She's an incredible performer. I can just feel about being in queer media. Are you guys still in character or,

are you excited for Wicked 2? Character. I feel like we were never in character. I think this is just us. We finally figured out how to come together and make this. So y'all have schizophrenia. What's that?

Are you guys like how close? Like this or like this? Tongue in ass. Tongue in ass. Just guess whose idea this was. Whose idea was this? Just guess whose idea this was. Whose idea was this? Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

He gave me church fingers. There's like, there's some green on your lips every time you smile. I like your smile. Ah! Ew! Y'all wanna gag? Yeah.

This is Quinn's Halloween costume. Wow. Oh, I agree. It is nuts, the waist. Oh. Oh, I agree. It is. That's the way. Oh, wow. You have a back vagina. Oh, wow.

The back, the top piece of the back vagina. You have a back vagina. The rest is the back vagina. That's tiny. Tiny. I know. It's gorgeous. Wait, what was this?

Was this going to be Glinda? What was? Yeah, it's supposed to be Glinda. I didn't get the wand. Fuck, I wish I got a scepter. Wait, you should have brought the wand. I'm not Glinda. I'm a monster destroyer. You know that gentle monster package they were giving me's supposed to be Glinda. I didn't get the wand.

Fuck, I wish I got a scepter. You know that Gentle Monster package they were giving out? Yes. Destroy them. I really saw that, I was like, I want the scepter. I want the scepter. You got it? Yes, and I got it today and I didn't bring it, but literally all the way here.

Gentle Monster is everything. I love Gentle Monster. I know, it's so good. I can't breathe. This was literally my body. Oh, I was recording how dirty my car is but listen to what I was listening to Take a message Take a stare, sister! When the part on the ground, he was like,

yes, sister mother goose! Stop touching me! She literally is. I love the musical. Oh, really? I did it. Have you seen it? I did see it.

I love y'all's love. But I didn't know it was a musical, so when they started singing, I said, oh! Yes! I haven't seen the movie yet. It's so good. Y'all would love it. It's so good. Y'all would love it.

I'm not kidding. Other side. You have a white fleck, it's gone. Pretty pretty girl with the white fleck. You look pretty as green. Is your pussy green? I know you actually do look good green. Thank you.

Yeah. My pussy isn't your problem. Or your business. Period. That part. Wake up America. My pussy isn't your problem. Or your business. Period. That part. Wake up America. My pussy. Clock it.

Pussy in power. Yes. Is that why? I protect my pee? My pussy bites back. My pussy has really shrunken. I don't like gays who call their penises get pussy. Now I don't like them, I actually don't care about them,

but it's just like, boy, you got dick and balls. Just call it what it is. Watch out, dress up. It's gonna stain my face. No, you got dick and balls. Call it what it is. What the address is. I'm just gonna stain my face. You're good. Yeah, what is the face paint though? It was just a face stick that I put on. You think it might stain?

I don't, well, go like, I don't think it'll stain. Go like, your lip, because I'm curious if, no, no, no, like. You're good. Oh, you're good, you're so good, yeah. Is there a hue? All right, there.

Maybe we take it off. Wait, I can't, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Yeah, maybe we take it off Maybe we take it off Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Wait, are we running in? Yeah, yeah, let's let's. I'm sorry, I'm on TV. Stop looking at me. Girl, your dick is gonna fall out. Needy tongue. I was just putting on this dress, she goes, you got me. I never seen it. Have you ever seen this dick?

No. You know what's crazy that you asked? This is crazy that I wrote this down, actually. I think I literally was gonna ask if y'all have seen each other naked smell this I oh it's baby diarrhea it smells like the pussy tree oh oh it really does I have the vagina tree right outside of my window what's the vagina you know the like pussy willows that smell like? I think they're like magnolia trees, but they smell like vagina.

Oh, no, it's so good. And that came off. And you have such good skin. Good. Yeah, gorgeous. But she's melting. Stop burping. Mrs. Stop burping! Sorry, my stuff. Misses.

Ariana and Cindy have a weird vibe. Yeah, y'all know. Oh, I mean, yeah. We know that. We fucked. She don't. No, I don't, girl. Don't try to make me in this masculine life. Remember her mascara, y'all?

Yeah, I do. Yes. Your Young and May era. I wanna see. Oh, Quinn had a mascaraall? Yeah, I do. Yes. Your Young and May era. Yeah. I wanna see. Oh, Quinn had a mascara. You know, you know. Did I actually have a mascara? No, you didn't.

No, you didn't, you didn't. Yes, you did. Period. He gagged me. Gag it, gag it. Who was he? I don't wanna talk about it. I'm trying to think of like the craziest,

honestly, like I would, no. I was like about to say something that I like. I'm like, come on. I think I've told too much on this. I can say something. Who wants to do secret time? Clock them again, sir. Let them know. They think they think they think they think they think

talk about me. They think they think they think they think they think I literally can't wait for all of us to be like in an old person home. Crazy online. Like I literally, I can't people who for all of us to be like, old and like crazy online. Like I literally, I can't, people who make fun of Tokyo Tony, I literally, I see, I see where he's coming.

Tokyo Tony is everything. Like all of the like older women who are online and people like to make fun of, fishy fishy. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. All of the older women who people make fun of like, I can't even lie. I'm a bad fish, aye. Yeah! All of the older women who people make fun of, like, I can't even lie. I'm like, yeah, I literally see her logic. Like, Tokyo Tony makes sense. I love her. I'm like, I see your logic. You're just brave.

You're literally just brave. You're a soldier. See, that's the thing with like a Tokyo Tony or like these bitches that is crashing out, is like they funny, like on the internet, but then people's like, you should collab with them. I'm like that energy, I don't wanna be in the same room. Tokyo Tony can make me crumble.

If she looked at me with them eyes, I was like, bitch, I would literally just turn to ash. I'm so funny, I would literally just turn to ash. I'm gonna watch a compilation when I get home. No, but I fear that's gonna be us, that's why I'm saying that. I can't wait. Tokyo Tony, I review home. No, but that I fear that's going to be us. That's what I'm saying. I can't wait. Tony, I review.

That's going to be you. I'm not. I will be on IG live. I'll be cruising. She's not going to be cruising. Yeah, we're going to be in Palm Spring. That's crazy. That's crazy.

That's crazy porn is when gay niggas put their dicks under a bathroom stall and like jack off, but not look each other's face. How do you know that? I wasn't even talking about that kind of thing. I know, why do you know that? Like look at her. She's like, You're locked in, you're locked in.

I'm talking about like, like a fucking Disney cruise. One has notes. That's your secret. My secret is I know what cruising is. I always, maybe I have dick envy. I can see that, because there have been times where I'm watching, I'm like, okay, like, I have Dick Envy. Not that I can understand that. I can see that,

because there have been times when I'm watching him like, okay, like literally no fair. Right, right. I want to do the penetrating. Y'all literally can't, oh, you want to do the penetrating? Yeah, come on Kai. No! Wait, y'all video of y'all screaming about,

like maybe we could work at a emergency intercom and you're like nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo could have died and I don't. I'm getting rid of Larry. Larry, y'all, wait, this is Larry's secret. Larry, I never seen somebody so fucking happy. You guys are nasty. I've never done the biting stuff during sex. No. You say Larry's like, fucking give it to me. I'm like, oh. Yes, you do. That's your joke. You're like, oh, that's. You's like, fucking give it to me. I'm like, oh. Yes, you do. That's your joke.

You're like, ew. You know, have you ever seen like, like, like, okay, straight girls in porn, be like, funk, beanie, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me. But that's what you, I know you're one of those girls doing sex. I am not. I am not. Oh, maybe I am.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is me during, This is me during six. I'm still trying to think of a secret. Girl, we're over that. Girl, you're late. Have you ever had sex with one of your friends and then y'all are friends and then y'all don't date and it's just like, huh, that was crazy. No.

See, the maid is a girl thing. Yeah, I've done it. I have only done it with like two people, like done that with two people because I'm like overly attached. Cause if I like someone like. Yeah, I get attached to you. Yeah, I'm like, what if we get married?

And then two years I'm like. I don't wanna get married. Actually, nevermind. That sounds like R. Smith and Lucky Blue. Hey, I. You think. You bought it. You took your lingo driving. No, I kind of go with R. Smith and Lucky Bloom. Hey, I. You think? You bought it. You took the link to drive it. No, I kind of get the hype.

I love them. I know you. I want Chi-Chi's. Chi-Chi's. I like Chi-Chi's. Okay, well. Your honor. I guess.

That's it. Wait, let's do a media and then we can tap out. Whatever y'all wanna do. Just music. Where are you going to go to Pilates? We're all gonna go to Pilates? After. Oh, I'm sorry.

Sorry, go. I didn't know. I did. I can't. Damn it. I want you to go to Pilates in this. I would. Is it Aloe?

I'm hot at yoga. Oh, I used to love going there. I'm not good at yoga and stuff anymore. I almost fainted last time I went and I'm scared. A lot of the girls been fainting during the workout. It's like, girl, stop trying to Alexis Ruin. Just do it for the health. I know.

No, I just, I almost knocked out because I literally just couldn't. Like I was, I had it worked out. I literally, we had it worked out in like a year and we went to this new gym and we were like, okay, let's do a yoga class together. And I hadn't moved that much and so long, and it was hot yoga, and I was standing at one point,

I went to bed down, I went. I literally just like went to the floor, cause I was like, I'm gonna be very, and I had to leave early. It's so slippery, I hate it. It's slippery and hot. It is hot, it's like hot yoga. Like when you do your gay voyages.

Yes, or when you just. Can I watch? Oh, yeah, of course. We should have one. Yeah, let's do it. We should do a party. I'm down for group sex. Kai, you wanna join? I would love to join. Okay, beautiful. Let's do it. This be fun. I can wear this. Kai, you can wear that. I would love to wear that.

No, no, no. I'll literally do whatever you guys tell me to do. You're so sweet. It's missive. You're so sweet. You're so cute. No, there he goes no You're so sweet You're so sweet submissive I got your guy Dom or some girl We're like doing this and we're just talking. I'm like, oh shit, we like need to shut up. Yeah. Okay, we'll do media. We'll do media.

What's media? Just like name a song you like in a movie you like. Any ever. Okay. Song I like right now is White Ferrari by Frank Ocean. And my favorite movie right now is Blink Twice. Wait, have I seen that? Zoe Kravitz. I've seen it.

Are you checking the letterbox? Yeah.ravitz. I haven't seen it. Are you checking the letterbox? Yeah. My left, can I read? I was gonna look it up on the box. Wait, I wish I could read you my letterbox. Review. Reviews, they're so good.

What's your app? I don't know it, but I'm not gonna say it. You didn't do your, you wanted to read him your things that David sent you. Oh. We got some. Can't get my phone, Trey, can't get my phone. It's on the floor next to the luggage, please. We that David sent you. Oh. We got some. Can't get my phone. Trey, can't give me my phone. It's on the floor next to the luggage, please.

We got something for you. You want me to read them all? Yeah, read them all. I can, no, you can read them all. Like, I don't like reading. I'm dyslexic. I'm so bad at reading out loud. Hey girl.

Okay. The glass crunching. Okay. Are you all ready? Mm-hmm Ugly bitches be like my man gotta be six to bitch you make me sick to my stomach. Yeah Okay, tell me when this one you haven't seen chicks be Chicks with that little light mustache be cool as fuck. Like, you know what, you all right with me. I haven't seen that one. You know what, unk?

Oh, that's a good one. Sex outside is fun until a mosquito help her suck your dick. That is awesome. I got five more. Hell yeah. Stop asking my broke ass for money. I said I'm chasing the bag. I ain't caught that bitch yet.

Send that to me. I'm going to send that to my family next time they ask for money. Okay, the crunch of the glass shards. I know, I'll go like Lorraine. With the cables, it's really cooked in here. Okay. White people be so extra, they be like, is that you, Tom? Well, shove a stick up my ass and call me a corn dog.

How the hell? All right. Okay, two more, two more. This is my favorite one. Oh my God. Wait, I got too excited. It started stimming. When the dick good, you can get her to do anything.

Bitch, go fry me some cereal. That's so, I was just talking last night about how I wish I was a royal, like in the fucking 1800 or like 1600s, so I could just be bored as fuck and be like, I want to eat snake today. Don't get me a snake. I want to fly. Make me fly. That's what I, I as fuck and be like, I want to eat snake today. Don't get me a snake. I want to fly. Make me fly.

I was saying like, I would just say shit like that and they have to do it. It's like what you're going to be beheaded in the South Square. Like I want a car. What's a car? Figure it out. Make me a wheel. I want to fly. Make me fly. When you said that, imagine you would like to puff. Just getting thrown over the edge. Make me fly. Makes me laugh.

Yes. Right. Wait, is there one more? Oh yeah. I was having fun. I like want one more. I know, I want one more. I want one more.

Give me more. More now. Stop saying you dating a thug just because your man smoked weed and steal from Walmart. Oh my god, wow. That was amazing. I think that's a great way to end the episode. Yeah. Yeah. Well, thank you. Y'all didn't do y'all's meeting. Oh yeah. My song is Flow by Philip Glass. Movie. I don't, I haven't watched a new movie in a very long time My fantastic planet knows for atu perfect. My movie is wicked guys. Please go see these stars on screen

They're beautiful performances change amazing. Thank you guys so much for giving us the time. Love you so much Thank you. Thank you. Mwah. Mwah. Mwah. Mwah. Mwah. You guys.

We almost. You smell so good. Like both of you smell so good. Thank you. Also, that's how I knew they were here because I came into the apartment and I smelled something good. And I unironically,

cause I had music playing on my phone cause I thought you guys weren't here yet. And then I smelled something good and I turned off the music. Cause I was like, they're here. They're here. It smells good in here.

That's not, that's not. that could have been me no no you usually smell like a best dose it's my chair oh yeah it's my asbestos chair I almost said something so nasty okay um thank you guys for watching thank you guys actually so much for being on that was so fun long time coming thank you guys for watching. Thank you guys actually so much for being on. That was so fun, long time coming. Thank you all for having us. This is the best podcast I've ever done in my life. It was a movie. Thank you guys for having us.

I'm so happy to know y'all to this point. I hope we know each other for so many more years. 10 more years. Oh, we're gonna be all old and crazy. I wanna, four more years! Four more years. Let's go Brandon. Let's go Brandon.

Wait, is that the Costco? The boom? Is that what you're doing? Boom! Boom! Boom! That guy was like, and four booms for his dead brother. Aw, your brother died. Four big booms for his brother. I thought we were all talk. I thought you got that down. I know, it looked like it.

Do y'all remember alt talk? I feel like I sadly was like, was I there? Are you visiting the tree? Are you gonna beat to the tree? Is that alt talk? No, that's deep talk. Hey!