Emergency Intercom - Midnight at McDonald’s - high edition

Episode Date: June 23, 2023

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At night. At night. Hey. Sorry, my car's freaking out. Oh yeah, we have Josiah here with us today. Oh. Oh. Also, we're going to McDonald's If you don't know we have a series Calling it a series is a really brave thing

That's the bravest thing I've ever said We have two episodes of a series Josiah can you turn your light on Oh That's bad lighting At midnight Oh, that's bad lighting at midnight. But we have like a thing we've done twice on YouTube called Midnight at McDonald's. And we thought, why not do that again?

Spice it up a little bit because it's been the same thing over and over and over again. Very monotonous. And we thought, let's get in the car and go on a ride with our people. Yeah, because we love a good car episode. Last time we were in the car, I think we got fleas. Oh, yeah. Oh, no. We were in Florida with Orion, Josh, and Finn.

Yeah. Benjamin, Elsie, Ty, the whole crew. Yeah, yeah. Or not the whole crew. We were missing some people. Also, we don't have a tripod for the camera, so if you're a visual watcher, you are in for a bumpy ride, both audio-wise

and visually, because the streets in LA are insane. Yeah, that's one thing about the dystopia that needs to be fixed immediately is the bumpy fucking roads. I've had enough. I've had a fucking enough, and it happened right after we got all that rain like the water like seeped into the ground and just cracked the fucking earth it's like crazy it literally destroyed our um our land it destroyed our city our city is burning welcome to the podcast yeah um yeah oh wait should i tell y'all what happened to me when i was in the

car earlier yeah yeah so before this episode i went to dinner with friends a lovely lovely friend and on the way to the dinner i was driving and i saw this tesla behind me for a while it was a white tesla it wasn't a white tesla either josiah was there no i wasn't he says it't a white Tesla either. Josiah was there. No, I wasn't. He says it was a white Tesla. I think you're fucking lying. Hi, guys. Where am I? But shut the fuck up. But, okay, so I pull up to this light, and this Tesla behind me skirts to the side of me,

and I, like, felt his eyes staring at me. I am the annoying person that drives with my windows down, and I, like, listen to music, and I'm like, yes, I'm, like, so lit right now. But I felt someone actually staring at me i am the annoying person that drives with my windows down and i like listening to music and i'm like yes i'm like so lit right now but i felt someone actually staring at me for once and i genuinely felt it so i looked this guy was looking at me and then i just like no i'm not kidding it literally was like that and then i was like oh like sex eyes dude yes and then i looked away and then i felt like i like felt him staring at me and when i looked back he went like this he looks at me he goes like it was literally like that it wasn't like this it was like no listen to this it's like actually much worse than you think because it was so

embarrassing um for him and me because i don't know why i even responded to him but i looked away then he lightly honked his horn and i looked back and he put his window down he was like hey um where's your man and i just lied and i was like at home and then he goes well since you're out of the house already you want to go to dinner with me and then i just the light turned green and i go no thanks and then i sped the off and hit another light oh i thought you said hit a car no so are you on me mode getting hit on like violently i know it was like really crazy and then my life is like but he was so embarrassed that i stopped at the next light and he would have had to be next to me but

what he didn't said was go so slow down the street that he waited until the light turned green so he could speed past me and drive away. What? He's right there. I have bad news. Who the fuck is walking? Probably the guy behind me because I'm literally going 36 miles per hour under because of that happening over and over again. It's crazy. Hey. No, I don't give a fuck at all um it is really fucking late for me right now and i am so fucking tired y'all like oh wait does this mcdonald's have uh i was just driving by to

see because we have to fill our mcdonald's is being destroyed yeah Yeah, literally our McDonald's is under construction. Lobby open. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. It's under construction. I drove past because I really, really want the Grimace Shake so fucking bad. And I came to get it after a long, hard day of fucking work. After a long, hard day of sitting on your phone. Exactly. Work. Hello.cdonald's was closed i wait is that actually crazy okay josie you're reacting like

there's not eight million oh her like square foot in america like we can find another mcdonald's someone map us josiah okay someone map us can someone being josiah map us, Josiah? Okay. You just said, can someone map us, Josiah? Can someone being Josiah map us? Also, this is my first video being high. Oh, are y'all both high? Yeah, we're both high. Wow. I'm freaking, I'm yammer.

Fuck it. I honestly, genuinely, Anya, don't feel anything. You're all alone. There's no way. You were acting like a freak. Dude, Anya, you're acting so weird right now. You're acting so high. It's like literally scaring everybody.

Oh, I'm scaring everybody. You want to see fucking scary? I wish I had a gun and I pulled out a gun. And then I shot through the ceiling. Why would you do that? It's my fucking car. I can blow holes into the ceiling if I want. It's mine.

And I blow holes all the time. Hello? Bazinga. Dude, that's my new thing. My new thing is bazinga. Like, I created this new thing. It's like bazinga when I say, like, a quip or something funny. Oh, I don't like that. Bazinga! I think there's a

show like that about that. Yes, you always say you're not high, but wait. Listen to the bingo side of it. I'm gonna say, but doink-a-doink. It's but doink-a-do not high, but wait, listen to the thing Josiah did. It's badonkadonk. It's a thing to me now. Oh, did you just make it up? Yeah, badonkadonk. Badonkadonk is really good.

After I say something funny, badonkadonk. That's like so not good. Before we get into the podcast, I really do want to say thank you guys for having me back yeah obviously this is josiah listen to billy and jean um yeah if you don't know josiah's podcast yeah and we'll put my at right down here no um dude also josiah you know what's fucking crazy is the way i banged you and your mama from the back for like 45 minutes the other day you know what's crazy is a lot of people don't look

as a like an emergency intercom as like a multimedia conglomerate but like y'all are like y'all they are so literally own billy and gene yeah we i literally do own billy and gene it's actually a billion gene like 10 years ago it's actually 15 dollars He was $15,000 into Billy and Jean like 10 years ago. He's actually $15. Yeah. But I just wanted to say before we got into this that, you know what? Last time I was on here, there was a lot of hate, a lot of people saying, I just don't know about him. But here, let me tell you something now. Wait, did a soul say that? Just give me one sec, guys.

I am trained and ready now. I've been doing my podcast for 30 weeks i feel as though maybe um you can carry a conversation yeah maybe i can carry yeah i know you can't see us that's one thing that we're going to fix though with guests you'll see in the next episode or maybe the episode before this with a very special someone. Josiah's special, but a very special someone coming here soon. But like someone we really want to fucking hang out with. That we fix this setup. Hey, get your lights off. But what was the story you were going to tell us about being high or something?

Oh, that Josiah did. josiah pulled out his fucking band oh yeah when you're in your bedroom um i like okay josh okay let me tell the fucking story okay like oh my god the ops are coming oh oh my god actually guys guys chill chill chill guys chill no why is it actually freaking me out guys chill guys chill be chill be chill. No, seriously be chill We should like Oh go like that and then be like cops stopped us to ask for picture The cops were fans of us wait Hello Kitty says a cab like let's talk about this video is a hot dog so Josiah pulled down his pants so Josiah exposed himself to everybody in the room and was very violent Josiah has this fucking orange fake ass bootleg fucking

broad a shirt it's real babe um and he always wears it okay can you hold on to that shirts it'll well I shoved it in there and now the rubber is stuck to the glass so it's like more secure Oh, babe. And he always wears it. It's one of his only shirts. Well, I shoved it in there, and now the rubber is stuck to the glass, so it's, like, more secure. Oh, yeah. Wow. But this fucking... And you're the engineer. It's really wrong with you.

But, okay, you tell the story. You tell it from your perspective, and then we'll give my perspective. My perspective is that Josh and Enya are sitting on the couch i have this prada shirt it's upright orange color obviously you can see that right and i have this pair of underwears where do i go i'm sorry turn right on west on uh turn right at the next light whoa i'm I'm a poet. Hold on. And I have this pair of orange underwears. And you can you hold the flashlight real quick. This pair of orange under sorry, orange underwears, as you can see.

And so they match, right? Yeah. And he exposed himself. He purred himself at everybody else again. That sounds like he just made me use his flashlight to expose himself to our viewers. I'm trying to tell a story, right? But you keep going. No, keep going with your story. Josh said, oh, my God, Josie, like, your little underwear, like, match your shirt.

Which, also, I think that's what we should be focused on. That was a weird thing to say. Well, we should be focused on the fact, why were your pants being inched down so much that your underwear was showing? Were you wearing your sweatpants? Yeah. Yeah, Josiah did the gray sweatpants challenge. He was doing the gray sweatpants challenge.

No, no, no. You know what I say? I've been doing the gray sweatpants challenge for two years. Yeah, youiah. He was doing the Grace Sweatpants challenge. Did I say I've been doing the Grace Sweatpants challenge for two years? Yeah, you didn't. Yeah, because like we're going to get Josiah, your bulge is showing right now like crazy. I have actually done that to one of the friends in our group. It was me, guys. She was like, your bulge is gigantic and enormous and scary.

But it was like four of us. And then I won't say his name because I won't publicly embarrass him. I know exactly who it is. And I was like, dude, are you fucking serious? Put on some real pants. And then he got embarrassed and he put on different pants. Who was it? It was during Big Sur.

He was, like, standing on the car, like, jumping around. And we were all like, whoa. And I was like, dude, put pants on. Oh, I actually remember that. Were you there? You weren't there. That's funny. Where? pants on. Oh, I actually remember that. Were you there? You weren't there. That's funny. Where?

Big sir. Guys, I hit that car. Oh, but that's funny because this is my car. So you should be driving safe or something. Okay. All I was trying to say is Josh said that to me. So then I said, oh, yeah, like, look. I was like, it's my little sweatsuit, like my little short sweatsuit.

But they didn't know that they were shorts. And I was like, here, let me pull them down. They're not shorts. They're boxer briefs. Okay, that's shorts. And he goes, I have little track shorts on under here. And I just pulled his pants down. And me and

Josh both go, whoa. And like looked away and we're like, dude. And then he just pulled them up. And then me and Josh started being like, you're hot. You're being so weird to Josie. So that's why the story even came up because people want to accuse me when this freak is pulling down his pants. They're LA Apparel boxer briefs, so

it's not like they're like some Hanes back in nasty. The way I saw it is I was sitting on the couch and Josh and Josiah kept looking at each other and I was like, what's happening? I'm literally in the room and you've witnessed this before. What? You guys being flirtatious. Me and josh um yeah

so i was sitting there and i was like it's happening with juice in the bathroom so i can't like get him to stop them and then they started like making out and then i was like this is weird and then josie pulled down his pants and said let's go let's do it for real this time no not in front of me i put down my pants and I said, check this out. And it was a brown stain on his butt. Josiah has, we need to bring back skid marks. You know what, actually, I was talking about that today. Is I will never eat ass.

Oh my fucking God. What? Like, that's a conversation. Okay, why not? A conversation? Why not? With you? Yes.

Yeah, it depends on who. I had this conversation actually the other day, not about eating ass, but about, like, foot stuff. I'm not doing that. I was talking to somebody and they were like, yeah, okay, grow up, because it's just feet. Like, what? It's not that big of a deal. You're saying that to me right now?

Yeah. I don't want them near me. I don't want feet anywhere near me at all. They're fucking nasty. Have you seen my fucking feet? Well, your feet are disgusting. Okay, but like, literally, why would I ever, ever, ever want to experience someone's feet if they look remotely like mine?

And I just have trauma surrounding my feet because I was made fun of them my entire life and still to this day as a grown-ass 16-year-old man. I've never made fun of them. My feet are getting made fun of. You said 16? 16 or 60. 16. You're an old man.

Hello. I always forget you're 16. And, like, I just have a disease that makes my, the bottoms of my feet and my palms really wrinkly. Like, if you compare mine and Inya's hands, you can't see right now, but mine are, like, exponentially more wrinkly like if you compare mine and inya's hands you can't see right now but they're mine are like exponentially really more wrinkly than everybody else oh my god wait can i see the size of your hands like big girls too when they're like how much bigger my hand is and oh my god what the hell that's so crazy

i do i have a little Donald Trump hands. I feel good about that though. I need to have a conversation with Donald Trump. I need to have a conversation with Donald Trump. I need a congressional hearing with Donald Trump. Wait. What?

Wait. Whose thing is literally so low that it's insane? Alright. Back from technical difficulties and we are actually at Wait, whose thing is literally like so low that it's insane? All right. Back from technical difficulties. And we are actually at McDonald's. And I saw on the menu that they have the Grimace shake. And God is good. And God is great.

God is gorgeous. It's Grimace's birthday. If you ask me, God gave us Grimace to rejoice. Fuck, I was going to say something right before we, like, oh, should I talk about my fucking annoying piercer today? Yeah. Because I didn't tell you about it. Do you know them?

Yeah, it's the girl who did my smiley piercing last time. And she came back for revenge. Help me. Hi, can I get the purple Grimace shake? What size? A small And you're gonna get anything? Yeah I'm gonna get a small fries

And then a Six piece nugget With a medium fries And a Coca-Cola Me too I think I'm gonna get a bunch of stuff Just ketchup Oh my god

I need a happy man Medium The Gourmet is a small right? The shake? I want to get a bunch of stuff. Just ketchup. Oh, my God. I need a happy man. Medium. The grimace is small, right? The shake? Yeah. And then can I get the 10-piece chicken nugget meal, please? They have to go back. Could I do a large frozen Coke?

They have to milk the machine like an udder. And the sauce. Could I do barbecue sauce, please? He's like a big job of the heart. And the sauce, can I do barbecue sauce please? He's like a big big like Jabba the Hutt. And then can I get an apple pie as well? We need to talk about how Jabba the Hutt when he was seducing Princess Leia. And can we get a three pack of chocolate chip cookies as well?

I don't even know anything about Star Wars. A happy meal. What's a happy piece? A happy meal with a four piece chicken nugget and barbecue sauce. And then can I do the happy piece with the four meal or sorry the happy meal what's a happy piece a happy meal with a four piece chicken nugget and then can I do the happy piece with the four meal or sorry

the happy meal with the four piece chicken nugget and what do you want extra fries extra fries please I'm just guessing right

and the drink a coca cola a coca cola please I have had a coca cola and is that it guys yes okay I think that's gonna be it

coming out to 30.68 thank you put it on emergency intercom And is that it, guys? Yes. Okay, I think that's going to be it. Thank you. Put it on a man's intercom. Hey, it's Grimace. Your food looks really good. That's what it said on the fucking thing. I got an email from him. I'm not joking.

I got an email. That's because you use that damn McDonald's app, bitch. I don't use that. You think I'm broke? I wouldn't know what the McDonald's app is because, like, I don't even eat at McDonald's app, bitch. I don't use that. You think I'm broke? I wouldn't know what the McDonald's app is because like, I don't even eat at McDonald's. Like, what even is McDonald's

because like, I don't eat there. And can you give the emergency card card? You must know a lot about McDonald's because you are referencing it. So it seems like

you go there a lot. Oh, you know what's cool is I don't have my wallet. International. I'll pay with my card. International. With my Apple Pay, just hit my phone

against their screen really, really hard. And yeah my Apple Pay? Just hit my phone against their screen really, really hard? And yeah, I'm going to hit my phone against your screen really, really hard. Okay, something's wrong with you, I think. You wish. Okay, so I had my smiley pierced last year, as you all know. And it didn't last long, not because I didn't want it to, but because my original horse bit was too big and it was tilting and then i got a smaller one but then one day when i was brushing my teeth the ball fell in

the thing and i didn't want to order one offline and you had a dream about it i literally did isn't that crazy i had the dream that i was going to swallow it and then it fell down the sink um and i didn't want to order the piercing again yeah i do that a lot you must it sounds like you've never done it in your life, so you're not a champion. I wouldn't know what swallowing it means. That's what I told my girl. Now come on, now swallow it. Wait, who's paying?

Sorry, go ahead. Y'all got McDonald's money? Y'all got McDonaldcdonald's money y'all got mcdonald's money or what honestly no every time i fucking go through here it's like 40 dollars go ahead yeah it's actually i don't know for me because i only eat the water here it's so hot you only eat the water fucking tell the smiley story please okay so whatever i don't know why i'm saying all that basically i want the piercing again i hit up the same girl and we have a whole dm conversation about it because i'm like oh like the last one was too big i want a smaller one she's like yeah yeah i got that like just come here and like i'll

do it so she's also notoriously really mean remember last time she was me she's still mean because even in our dm back and forth she's like okay what if she sees it fine i don't care because i'm never going back to her because i have a story to tell too oh yeah it's a crazy one um but this morning sorry i'm so grossly sick um this morning on the way to the appointment it's 35 minutes away from our house and i'm like okay i'm gonna be like eight minutes late so i texted her that and she just barely very sternly is like well if you were 10 minutes late you're gonna have to reschedule because i do not accept walk-ins and that's literally i do not take walk-ins and that's and that's so real and you shouldn't be late to anything all I sped all the way there. I did crash into five cars holding eight individual families.

So I did tear homes apart. But I got there only five minutes. I got there only five minutes late. Honey, the math ain't mathing. And also Enya probably when she's older is going to like marry a man who already has children. And she's going to be like,'m so tear i'm tearing this home apart you would be the wicked stepmother okay sorry um so i speed there i get there now only five minutes late and she has all these

insane instructions that's like park in the garage wait the car. Tell me when you want to come in and when you're ready to come in. I will come get you. Do not enter the building. All these, like, scary rules. She comes out. She gets me. I go in. And I'm, like, getting a little nervous.

I'm like, oh, my God. I'm going to get my piercing. Was it in the same place? Yeah, same place. I'm going to get my piercing again. Blah, blah, blah. I get in there. I put my bag down.

And I turn to her and she she goes so i don't do smiley piercings anymore and um that appointment shouldn't have even been available on the site and i am not sure how you even were able to book that but i just don't do them anymore because they're so not okay for your teeth and your gums that i just don't believe in doing those piercings it feels like malpractice bitch then why the fuck were you a cunt to me about being late? Why did you let me drive there? Wait, let me see your guns. No, she's literally crazy.

And you don't even have it? Yeah. No, and then she's like, yeah, I just don't do it. And I mean, like, I don't know. I could, but I would highly advise you not to get it. What did you say and how did you act after? I literally was just like, oh, okay. Yeah, I mean, I understand if you don't want to get it. What did you say and how did you act after? I literally was just like, oh. Um, okay. Yeah, I mean, I understand if you don't want to do it.

Oh, I'm abusive. Wait, her? Anya? What did I do? What did she do? Oh. Oh, they're giving us the food here too. I was so confused. Here, I can take these. No, you're good. Here I can take these Drew fell in love with the Drew fell in love with the lunch lady Drew can you ask for extra barbecue

Thank you You have a good one Fuck I'm fucked Drew was like Can you get extra barbecue? Thank you. You have a good one. Fuck. I'm fucked. Drew was like, can you get extra barbecue? I waited till too late. I forgot. Should we just park and like munch and eat?

No, people are like, yes, eat. Yeah, we can't eat. Right, right. Well, I'm always eating. We can drink my Grimmish shake. It's like crazy. Oh, get that Grimmish shake up here. Yeah, we need to do it.

Okay, well, my crazy story oh wait can i finish sorry because there's one more funny thing and she she literally looks at me she's like anything else you want to do today i could do bitch i'm not playing fucking pin the fucking piercing on my butthole what the fuck am i doing here she literally was like yeah but anything else you want like i can do for you and i was just like um is it good it is so fucking good are you supposed to be mixed berry it is i'm not joking it's unironically so good it tastes like a berry pie of sorts sweet oh my god i literally love that so much it's almost fermented and alcoholic a little bit it's oh i don't know if i like it it kind of tastes like when you're eating cake

anything new anything new and you're like i don't like if i like it it kind of tastes like when you're eating cake you get too much icing in your mouth anything new anything new and you're just like i don't like it and then she'll have three more sips of it no matter what taste of it i need to stop i'm gonna this tastes like el diablo um okay and then i was like i guess i want my belly piercing but i'm going i'm gonna be at the beach on Monday. So I can't do that because I wouldn't be getting it. No. And then I say that because I was like, I'm going on vacation. I'm going to be hitting the beach a lot.

And she goes, yeah, that I can't do because that needs four to six weeks to heal. And I like can't. That's like malpractice on my part. And I'm like, okay. And I literally am standing here like a fucking idiot. Looking in the mirror like, um, like I don't know. She's literally stabbing and cutting through people. i'm sorry but like girl just do the fucking piercing but like respect respect like i get it but i was just like what what am i doing here and then

this is when i was like all right like literally fuck you i was like can i get like a piercing up here i'll take like a cartilage piercing because at this point i was like i drove 40 minutes i might as well get something yeah i was like i'm down to get this re-pierced and then she goes well you've already told me that you'll be entering the beach water and pool water this summer so i'm unfortunately not even allowed to do that because that would be wrong on my part because it will still get infected even even up there i didn't know that the fucking gestapo was coming down breaking down the door literally the colonel fucking piercing respect like respect for her taking her craft serious but just fucking do it like yeah like just do it why did she have

a whole conversation with me and then she literally was like yeah i haven't been doing it for like a year you should have said actually i'm not going to the beach in the pool this summer i lied i lied yeah um but yeah again yeah respect to the craft but why did she have me drive out there? It was insane. Yeah. And that's my story. Well, my story is, I'm sure a lot of y'all have already written fucking comments about it.

My hair. And I know something is seriously, seriously, seriously wrong. I recognize that, but I haven't had time to get this fucking mop on my head shaved off because I don't know where I'm going. I'm just driving also, by the way. I was going to say, let's just drive for like 20 minutes. Haven't had time because we're stacking episodes because we're going to be gone for a month and a half. So this episode is coming out probably two or three weeks after we record it. What was I saying?

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I don't know if that's on you. That shit looks... But the behavior was kind of crazy. But, no, I don't even know where I was going with this. Um, oh, I posted today on IG. Oh yeah. I said something awful happened to me. Also, I got plastic surgery and I got a penis enlargement or sub reduction surgery, blah,

blah, blah, blah, blah. Joke caption. He texted me and blew up my phone and was like, oh, my God. Like, do you not like my haircut? Like, did I not do good? Like, I have so much anxiety over this post. Like, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Like, I don't know what I'm supposed to say back to that.

So I ghosted him. Oh, my God. I ghosted him. That's what he gets because he said he wanted Armie Hammer so bad. Right, right. Oh, fuck. gets because he said he wanted army hammer so bad right right oh fuck oh i was thinking when i got when i got all the gifts for christian the like decorations i literally am sick in the fucking head because this man at a intersection let me cross girl what is wrong like and he was like

he literally was like and like let me No, but this isn't on him. This is me. Bitch, why was I giving it to the male gaze so hard in that moment that I had to sneeze and I literally go, I like performed. I was like, oh, and then I tripped. Oh my God. I was like, there's literally something wrong with me in the fucking game. You touched your elbows.

I was like, oh, I don't want to do that. We have to wear that. You know who else gives in to the male gaze? Who? Lady Gaga. I was going to say Mariah Carey because I knew you were going to make a joke. No, I think she kind of, she tolerates them and she knows that they pay her bills. But, you know, she's not fully in support.

But Gaga, I mean, she enables them. Very much so. Oh, well. We won't allow Gaga slander in this car. No, no, no. I'm in love with her, but she definitely enables them. Is Gaga gay? No, she's not.

That's the craziest part. Gaga is gay baiting just as much as I'm straight baiting. Just as much as Harry Styles is straight baiting. Just as much as you are gay baiting because you're straight. Just as much as Shawn Mendes is straight baiting. And I don't give a fuck. Come for me. Come for me, bitch.

Oh, my God. Shawn Mendes is straight? I don't give a fuck come for me come for me bitch Shawn Mendes is straight straight bathing maybe I don't know maybe I mean it's a tough journey you know and who knows that was insane remember when

me and Drew went to the suicide center for a valentine's day like three years ago that was a lot in 2020 we were having romantic troubles on valentine's day like three years ago yeah that was really that was a lot 2020 we were having romantic troubles on valentine's day and suicide center what is that listen both of our bays were acting up and we were like no i can't do this literally actively trying to kill me and i'm not exaggerating like trying to run me over with this car um so we were literally having the worst valentine's Day ever And then we were like

Should we just go on a date to Malibu together? And not Malibu To Nobu So we went to Nobu together But on the way there We passed the like What is it? It's like the suicide prevention center

Yeah And we stopped and took photos of each other in front of it Like after crying After crying listening to Bluebeard by cocktail twins wait when was this this is 2020 well we weren't friends with you anymore why didn't you call me and say you like that and say hey i'm going through a really rough time because this is how you would have reacted no no josiah is a very good person he doesn't like to show it online but he's really a sweetheart and he gives a lot of himself maybe too much of himself to the people around him and it's really beautiful to see but I hope he's okay inside I'm not um but that's really sweet of you to say Drew

and um what are you guys gonna do now kiss or something you guys have any fucking questions for me or what I'm a guest who are you I saw how do now? Kiss or something? Do you guys have any fucking questions for me or what? I'm a guest. Who are you? I saw how you treated that fucking Barbara girl. What's crazy is we didn't ask Barbie a single question. All right, well, here, come. Ask me a question. What's a question you always want to ask me but you never do?

Because I know you have one. When you write music, who are you thinking of? Your mother. Oh. So we had to switch to iPhone, and I know that's going to be really upsetting for a lot of you camera techie nerds out there. Who are like, I love this video, but I just wish it looked better. Drew, that was so sweet. What?

What you said. What did I say? I hope you weren't just saying it for the camera there being audio footage that bit cause the camera the audio was recording all of us like wait wait do that for the camera without saying it

and that's what goes to show we are true performers guys we are entertainers at heart Josiah I have a question for you. Yeah, what's your question for me? When I'm banging your mama, how does it make you feel? Go and fuck yourself. Go fuck your mother.

How much am I allowed to curse on you? Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait. Because we need to analyze this. Banging your mama, like fucking your mom, having sex with your your mom your mom's stinky pussy oh all of that has gotten so like lacking in reaction that now you're saying fuck your mother like i'm going to fuck your mother like that's pushing it it's really crazy what that's become i know oh wait you have to say when you were playing fortnite with your nephew when you were playing fortnight with your nephew oh i actually joined andrew cursed him out yeah yeah so we were we were playing uh we were playing fortnight the other day it was

like the first time i played fortnight i forgot you were there so fucking long what the hell is that supposed to mean holy shit no i know i'm so sorry and you're just very forgettable but we were playing Fortnite. I was playing Fortnite for the first time in a very long time. And, like, we have a full squad going. And, like, it's really fun. Then Inya joins and one of our squad members leave. And we're, like, waiting in the loading bay for, like, everybody to ready up and change their characters and whatnot.

And then this random fucking character joins and then, like, poofs out. What was his name too? Gamerman. Gamerman joins and then poofs like immediately like fucking leaves. And we were all like, who is that? We were like, who the fuck is that? And then Gamerman joins back and everyone's like, who the fuck is that?

Get the fuck out of here, you fucker. Like, stop spying on us, you freak bitch. And then like all of a sudden you hear this, like, like this ringing. And then I look down in the chat log after we cussed this person out. And my nephew's like, hey, Drew, it's me. Like, it's Maddox. Like, I'm so sorry for joining y'all. And so I, like, feel so fucking bad.

We blew up. It was OD. It was crazy. We blew up on this 11-year-old kid. Dude, I don't even care. I think you deserve it. Well, I thought, like, we were, like, someone was trolling us that's what i thought stop it and like there was like this crazy ringing coming from the mic too it was really just an awful situation all around

and then i like the next day was like matt or that night i was like hey text me when like you want to play tomorrow i'm like free after seven it like was like nine and we hopped on together and we started playing like a parkour game or something like that um a death run on fortnight and like he he's like I tell him like all the time I'm like Maddox cuss for me because it's so funny hearing a toddler cuss and I just make him cuss and like a year ago he was petrified like he would not do it it was like not chill for him I know my little brother still won't like curse if I ask him to yeah and now like he just cusses on his own and it like took him a second to get into it because he'd start with like and he just starts saying shit like that but then like near the end like

I was like okay I have like one more attempt in me and then I'll go. Like, he, like, missed a jump. And what did he say? Yeah. Dude, he literally was like, he was like, oh, my fucking big tits. Yeah, he was like, oh, my fucking big tits. My big fucking tits are bouncing around. My big fucking tits.

And I was like, what? And he was like, dude, my balls are bouncing around and my ass and shit. And I'm like, Maddox, what are you fucking saying? My balls are bouncing around in my ass. Yeah, I'm like, dude, my balls are bouncing around in my ass and shit. And I'm like, Maddox, what are you fucking saying? My balls are bouncing around in my ass. Yeah, I'm like, dude, what? He's like, my balls are jiggling. My tits are jiggling. And, like, this is coming out of a toddler's mouth.

I feel like he's never spoken like that ever. No, it was crazy. And I was like, oh, my God, wait. You're like a boy who has boyfriends and you behave just like every other, like, boy. He has boyfriends? He has a like every other like boy he has boyfriends he has a boyfriend yeah yeah guys out in his 20 23 hello like what no wait i was gonna say this i think we don't have to keep it if it makes you like feel funny but it was really funny because you were like you put the mic off and you're like dude i literally keep wanting to be like oh i'm gonna bang your mom oh yeah yeah but your mom is his your mom is my sister and i was just like because it's like literally in my vocabulary like anybody that i

talk to i'm just like i'm banging your mama from the back poopoo style like my penis is covered in poopy like because i'm banging your mom so much um and I was trying to say that to Maddox, but he's my nephew, which means his mother is my sister. Yeah, you're really fucking weird for that. Texas vibes. Yeah. Alabama.

Also, Gamer Man is literally Marvel's new tech-heavy superhero. Is that real? No, but imagine Gamer Man. Fuck you, but you know when you like tug on a seat belt too much and then it like locks you right and i literally feel like i'm being like constricted also we're being followed by the killer and we're gonna get killed like literally we're literally gonna get murdered and your new name is boa constrictor um okay let's get into that kanye west y'all kanye west is jacking my swag on a biblical level like

this is it's another level of swagger jacking and like i can't go into too much detail but this motherfucker is tapped into my wavelength into my consciousness into my thought ether my thought bubble like it's not chill the way he jacks everything that i fucking do wait did he start dating men i um don't even know what i was saying what you're saying that he's jacking your swag oh yeah he's like jacking me off wait is that what you were getting yeah dude me and kanye like ever since that fucking concert, y'all, like, I'm not kidding. He blows up my phone. It's 11-11.

And then, okay, he hits it and then quits it. Like, he'll bang me and then not text me back and block my number for, like, three months. And then somehow, I think he fucking stalks me. That's how it should be. Or he's hiring people to fucking stalk me because he jacks all of my thoughts and ideas. Basically, he stole the car that I wanted to get. And then also, he. Wait, which one?

That one. And then also, he. That chair that I sit on every day. That I covered in foam. He stole that idea from me, too. I literally cannot see out of this car right now. Like, how do you make it blow up there? How do I make you blow up there? That's what I always say. I'm like, how do I get Drew to this car right now like how do you make it blow up um how do i make

you blow there that's what i always say i'm like how do i get drew to blow and yeah what's your question for me oh my question for you is when will you be finally exiting out of my life and whether that is on purpose or by fatal accident right now and drew crash the car. I don't have a fucking question for you. Fuck you then. I don't have anything to ask you. Josiah, when was the first time you found love? With your mother. What is your favorite color?

Orange. Where do you live? Your mother's vagina. How many kids do you want? Am I allowed to say vagina on here? No, you have to say vagina because vagina's here. Oh, vagina, vagina, vagina, vagina. How many kids do you want? Am I allowed to say vagina on here? No, you have to say vagina because vagina scares me. Oh, vagina, vagina, vagina, vagina. If you're going to have a congregation about vagina, you have to bleep it.

Vaginata. Subconsciously, just make it so you say vagina. Wait, subconsciously, could I say vaginata? Yes. Oh, you want to get in there, my little vaginata? If I had a vaginata, that's what I'd say. I know to you right now This is unbearable and like Unlistenable and like not chill

But this is I'm not kidding How we actually speak to each other You want the real thing You guys literally almost spit all my water into my happy meal Just cause Vaginana Vaginana Grande Areola Grimbley Wait guys no listen listen listen

We have Vaginana Grande And Areola Grimbley Who's Areola Gr grimbley wait guys no listen listen listen we have vagiana grande and areola grimbley who's areola grimbley it's ariana grande's sister what do you think after you say a joke that you say but don't get the link we got ariana grant wait we got vagiana grande and areola grimbley wait do you remember baldy irish Yeah, Baldy Irish is my alter ego. I'm actually going to throw up. Guys, okay, so Baldy Irish is Billie Eilish's younger sister, who is I, and I'm a bald man who's Irish. Wait, what about this?

Selena Gomez's sister, Marina Gomez. No, that was really bad. Wait, hold on, hold on Gomez's sister, Marina Gomez. Or... No, that was really bad. Wait, hold on, hold on, hold on. Serena Williams. Serene the Pillars. The Pillars. Alright, okay.

Cut it out. No, what were you saying? Fuck, what were you saying? It's a Manama song. Oh, oh, oh, oh. Okay, so... I happened to Manama Sandra oh okay so I forgot about Manama Sandra my back hurts so bad

we haven't talked about Harley Davidson and Masama Nandra and Mama Bertram oh cut Mama Bertram this is so funny to me and all of us but this means absolutely nothing this episode sounds This is so funny to me and all of us, but this means absolutely That's what I'm saying like this

This episode sounds like it's good because we're laughing our ass off, but it means nothing and everybody's already They've already tuned out of this episode guys wait Let me make it so that this episode hits the algorithm Cuz we share the mics and I want to make sure you guys get it wait Let me let me make sure that this hits is going to hit the algorithm real quick. Today I'm giving away a million dollars. Like and subscribe for a billion dollars. How much do you want to bet this is going to get a million views?

I will bet a billion. I'm not joking. A billion dollars that this doesn't get a billion views. A million views. I thought you were going to make a joke and say that you thought it would hit it. But yeah, you know. And I'm not kidding. Don't believe in yourself.

That's what you guys learn here. Guys, if this video gets a million views, I straight up, I'm not exaggerating. I will twerk my ass bare on Twitter for free. Like not even on some like OnlyFans shit. And then we will be hosting the twerk-a-thon. Yeah, the twerk-off. Comment down below. What did I say about Manama Sandra?

Okay. So let me explain first so all these random names that we see we got pilot jones manama sandra harley davidson i don't want to give all of them away because i hold them safe yeah those are the three i'll give away we have our people who are like just like these made-up people who we just made up they all have different names and they happen mysteriously so what laurel and yanny though yeah well well they were supposed to be real people that was just like which do you hear dear wait why did you just say laurel twice laurel and yanny you just said laurel laurel i know it sucks but laurel

and yanny are the twin siblings of harley davidson and pilot. Yeah. They had kids together and then Harley Davidson and Mama Bertram split up and Pilot Jones and Mama Sandra are now together and it's really, really... And also Mama Bertram

killed herself, no? Mama Sandra used to be really close to Mama Bertram and when she found out they got together she literally committed suicide. It was literally... Yeah, Mama Bertram jumped off a bridge or something and Laurel yanny like saw i have i don't even remember what we did

like come up with this shit like a story for them well no it's not you don't come up with it that's just like it i mean see that's what's just what really happened when people gossip about what happens it just becomes fiction and it's not somebody's actual problems it just becomes like gossip and it's like this isn't a story to tell this is real and yeah guys wait should we do like a really serious sad moment where like they clip it and put it over like kid a or radiohead or something yeah and it's like and then and you say stop treating me like this or no i mean more like um oh like a depression conversation like the in your chamber. That was embarrassing as fuck, what I just did.

So sometimes you get so comfortable in your sadness that it's really hard to get out of. And you find this space in your life where you just want to exist in it. And then you start banging Josiah's mom from the back. Shut the fuck up. And she'd be squirting and shit. You need to put this light on because you look so funny. Wait, guys, I have an idea. No, when you do that, it's really not funny.

You, like, killed it. It's crazy. I know, I killed it. Thank you, thank you. I killed it. Yeah, you ate it. Wait, would you suck dick for a million dollars? Five more minutes. Would I suck dick for five million dollars? I would suck dick for free. Whose?

Oh. Yeah. Now we're getting serious. You don't want to know. Bill Withers. You really don't want to know. The Withers? I said Bill Withers.

I don't know who that is. Guys, what if we got in a car crash and all three died right now? We died laughing and loving. I would be so happy. And being free. I would be content at this moment actually no i wouldn't good night no so how are those eyes so far um it's left me fun for me because i'm a little baby and it doesn't take much uh but there are moments where that i remember that i'm not only on camera but i'm on audio and i think i sound like i have two brain cells left and I

Can't make any funny jokes, but I find everything really funny and then that's embarrassing Oh, how about you say I feel like this video insert the video of the girl doing her slam poetry I want it to end. I want it to end. I want it to end please I want the eyes gone stop watching watching me. Stop controlling me. Kill me. Kill me. Kill me. End it for me.

Save me from this fate of no control. Grant me the comfort of death's cold arms. Please. Please. That's how I feel when I'm this high and I keep making jokes at Art Landing. I'm a nasty woman. And yeah, if it makes you feel any better i feel that way sober 24 7 okay i literally didn't fucking ask and that's okay did you see her did you see that

woman the woman running was that no she was riding a bike and she had her arms crossed and she was just riding down the street okay show off it's literally fucking midnight. Go home. I can ride my bike with no handlebars vibes. I can ride my bike with no handlebars. No handlebars. My high is awful. No handlebars. Ay, ay. I can ride my bike with no handlebars.

No, I was saying it's escaped me. It's gone. I need to take more when we go home because it's not here anymore. You're freaking out, though. No, no, I'm good. So it's weird that you're saying like, I'm not high anymore. Let's just say the English language escapes me. People be like, I'm not high anymore. You're freaking out though. No, no, I'm good. Let's just say the English language escapes me. People be like,

I'm not high anymore. Ten minutes later, he's gonna be freaking out. Yeah. Yeah, typical. And you know the feeling. We've all been there. Guys, tell me, do I look like more of a man or more of a twink now with short hair? Twink. Um. Josiah said I look more twinky.

I don't think that. Yeah yeah wait till you see what's under those clothes he's not okay for real though for real though he's packing um that thing swang all right you know what's annoying is all my notes are on my phone and i keep like reaching down to look at my notes and then i'm like oh oh i have some notes do you guys want to have a real sad conversation is no at the gym i've been freaking out and fully like disassociating from my life but i've said it so many times that like is it real because i can like recognize that i'm not living in the moment and that everything happens in a blur and then six months later i'm like i wish i was still that happy even though i wasn't really that happy i was just like can't live in the moment i'm living in

but at the gym after a class i went to the treadmills and I was really kind of freaking out and I literally had to look around and I looked at the treadmills and very seriously thought this is okay because I could come back here in a week in two weeks in six months and these treadmills will still be here literally called grounding yourself And that's like a technique they teach in therapy. But doing that in an equinox to treadmills felt really crazy. Like, I'm looking at like some of the sexiest people ever with nothing else to do. Myself included. Hello. I'm very sexy.

Me working out too. And me as well. Okay. Wow. That's just like. Why are you the only one that gets to have sex appeal? Me? Because I am sexy You get sex appeal when you're sexy

I didn't order it on Amazon You're saying Drew's not sexy? Oh, I don't even know what Amazon is You would know what that is, I'm sure you're an Amazon expert Yeah, what is Amazon? I've never shopped on Amazon Oh, it's the McDonald's one Oh, I'm sure you're a McDonald's fanatic

And you always eat there, but I've never been there Oh, the McDonald's app? You sound like a McDonald's one. Oh, I'm sure you are a McDonald's fanatic and you always eat there, but I've never been there. Oh, the McDonald's app? Yeah. You sound like a McDonald's app expert. You probably gone that a lot, don't you? You do his voice really good. Gone a lot. That is that accent.

Genuinely, the English language escapes you. I know. I'm like, I know, I know for real. But, like, have you ever seen me try to read a line? Drew can't read. No, it's, like, it's so real. Y'all think it's a bit, but, like, genuinely, like, it's not that I can't read.

But if you need me to recite something, like, no. Like, it does not work. There's, like, a short circuit in my brain. Like, it's really, really. not work. There's, like, a short circuit in my brain. Like, it's really, really. And can you spell either? No. I will say, like, it is really hard when someone says something for you to say and to repeat it back exactly the same.

Like, I feel like a lot of people have struggles with that because I do, too. Actors deserve respect. I'm, like, a lot of people. Like, I have struggles, too. And I find it hard to do things that you guys find hard to do oh the trigger ain't nobody gonna do it for you should we talk about your old drug race that's too much to explain i don't want the people to know like that's our thing oh no no i've talked about it i'm gonna stream yeah i talked about it on billy and jean she's still there she's still'm going to stream it, yeah. I forgot you're going to stream it. I talked about it on Bill and Jean. She's still there.

She's still, oh, no, that was, she was on a bird scooter, but I thought that was the bicycling lady. I was like, dude, she's literally still going around the fucking block. Then go for it. Favorite Nicki song, go. Favorite. Monster. Megatron.

That is not your favorite. Yeah, it is. I say that like, I didn't just say that my favorite is literally her song with Meek Mill. Yeah, and Drew didn't just say a feature. I just want to be a pilot. Okay, but that you have to admit, though. She ate everyone else on that song. That feature in Monster is probably the greatest feature of all time in any song period.

And I'm not exaggerating. I know. Apparently Jay-Z heard her verse and then went and re-recorded his. I'm not joking. Oh, oh. There's a raccoon. Oh, and he's gorgeous. He's so cute. Oh, and he ran into the sewer and killed himself. Oh, you better watch out

for Pennywise. Pennywise. But. But doink, dowise. But but but Drew I love you. Love you babes. And yeah I love you too. I love you Drew.

I love you Drew. I love you Drew. Oh like Judge Drudy saying Drew let the light in. And I think there's Judge Drudy

Oh I have to call my Drewber and then it's Drew who picks you up. Wait, do you guys want to play Call of Drudy? I have to... I'm going to play some Call of Drudy, then I'm going to call my Druber because I have to go to Judge Drudy's courtroom

because I committed a drime. Let's drive on the wrong side of the road for 10 minutes and see if anyone hits us. Yeah, driving on the wrong side of the road challenge. Drew And see if anyone Yeah driving on the wrong side of the road challenge Drew do it you won't Out on the main road you won't I literally won't I don't know why you're saying that I know I don't want him to I'm ready to die

And I don't even do those Hollywood ass stops Like I literally go all the way through the stop signs Like I mean I stop All the way at the stop signs Guys it's crazy how we're literally almost to vegas we've literally we've been driving to vegas this whole time because drew said that he just needs an escape in a hotel room but he's gonna get his own hotel room they put me and josiah in a smaller cheaper motel oh um down the road because he said that he has to

get things done um no but he won't tell us what he has to get done. Me and him are staying in the nice hotel. You're staying in the thing. In the crappy... Who is that? Who is that across the street? There's a lot of people sitting on their stoops out tonight and it's

11.30 and it's really late. It's 11.30 on a Thursday. It's 11 Thursday. Club going up on a Thursday. It's 11 Thursday. Club going up. Okay. On an 11 Thursday. My nose is just so bad. This is the biggest platform that I've had in a little bit.

I know a lot of people are listening. Oh, fuck. Oh, my God. Can you put it up real quick? Because I got something to say. Yeah, I'm working on it. I'm working on it. Platform.

Yeah, here's my platform. To my father, if you're out there and you hear this, please come back. Immediately. Things have gone to shit. I mean, look at me.

I look like Jeffrey and I talk like fucking, I don't know. Yeah, something is seriously wrong y'all please come back immediately he heard that Josiah he heard that and ran further you know on

tour I was thinking about hanging myself like every night and I was like imagine imagine you did it wow oh wow you sound like a not hanging yourself expert that would never be me no i literally you have suicidal ideation all the time and you don't act on it oh i couldn't that couldn't be me yeah well no yeah i do want to kill myself on tour sometimes but i wanted to do it for the gag of it like we were playing a venue with curtains and i I was like, dude, imagine if the curtains open at the beginning of the show, and it's just me hanging there. Also, wait, so in one world, there's a whole band there, and you're just there.

Because I tell them, I'm like, guys, I have to go do something solo on stage real quick. Please stay backstage. Like, just trust me. That's not funny. Oh, my God, but i wouldn't actually do it yeah yeah i want to see things you know i want to go to europe more i want to i have a kid or something dude you know what i unironically actually want to do and i'm like this isn't a joke have a kid is bang josiah's mama from the poopoo style in her butthole where

my poopoo is penis and you poopoo my. That's what you just said. Having a mirror in front of me. Um, no, actually filming was really bad. What is something you unironically want to do in your life? Ooh, it got deep. Ooh. Josiah can't be real. Huh? Do you want kids, Josiah? Of course.

I want two. Only two because I don't want a damn middle child. Boy girl or girl boy? Boy girl. Okay. Boy course. I want two. Only two because I don't want a damn middle child. Boy, girl or girl, boy? Boy, girl. Okay. Boy, girl. I want an older sister, though. Older sister, younger brother. Oh, that is a good duo.

It is. And, like, I don't want a fucking middle child because, I mean, look at Enya. Why does that look so pretty right now? I want to go live there. And then I don't. Oh, no, you're the oldest, huh? I am technically the middle. You are the middle.

Yeah, look at Enya. And then I don't want an only child because I'm not going to say that. I'm the youngest by a very long time. I was about to be shady. It was honestly nice growing up with a bunch of older siblings. And also I had a twin sister the same age as me. So I feel like I had like a really really ideal situation because like my brothers have already gone through like school and my mom was like in pto and all that shit so like basically which like the only reason kids are popular in school is because their parents

are popular in the community and that's truly the only reason why like i was a big fucking loser but the only reason i had friends was because my mom had friends who had kids who also went to the same school as me. But what the fuck was I saying? Oh, I had it really great. And I saw a video of my oldest sister today. Or not today, but earlier this week of her like living her life in 2008 2009 2007 era um and it literally brought tears to my eye because like when I was like sentient at that age I didn't fully understand like what it meant to be like a 16

17 18 year old um and like how rowdy it was and i was just like a literal child and like i always saw my older sister as like bad because she was doing bad things but then like i got to that age and i was like just as bad if not probably a hundred thousand percent worse because i was literally doing like hard drugs like a psychopath um but uh it was just really, like, cool to see her, like, being a kid. And then, like, now she has three kids of her own. Also, there was a razor in the fucking video. Like, the razor phone. And they were filming on one.

And it was just so crazy to see. There was a razor. So, with that being said, does that mean you would want a lot of kids with, like, an age gap? I don't know. Like, I really loved growing up in a big family like i loved having a bunch of siblings is actually so cute i know it's very new so it's like weird um but i like grew up in a family of a lot of fucking kids one of them's dead now okay oh but you've been lying about that so don't tell them that sorry sorry sorry don't tell

them that um but i uh probably do want a lot of kids like but i think four is like the max but like yeah here i go like i literally can't even bathe myself they're so drunk walking home out of this bar oh that's lit that's true driving. It's like a little old duo. Drew had like three shots. I literally don't even bathe myself. Like, here I go having six kids. And like, I do not know how my parents fucking did that shit. Like, that is not okay.

I've been coughing with my mouth open. Dude, I don't know how my mom also had six kids. And that's not something we talk about enough is that me and drew come from six kid families both of us and it's like almost identical okay well i come from five so like one doesn't make that big of a difference it does trust me it really that's funny because it doesn't seem like it does oh my god you are being so shady right now i'm being catty i'm being catty are you getting drama no i, I'm getting it. Do you know what actually is, like, a lot different, though?

Is when I decided. Growing up banging your mama? No. No. Yeah, because I grew up banging your mama. No, I was going to say when I decided to bang Josiah's mama. Shut the fuck up. Bo-doink-a-doink.

But here's the real thing is that Drew took three shots before we left. So that's why he's been driving around so crazy. That is one thing that I don't joke about. Okay, my aunt fucking died from drunk driving. I don't care. I do not fuck with drunk driving. And I don't fuck with buzz driving. I don't fuck with one beer driving. I don't fuck with buzz driving. I don't fuck with one beer driving.

I don't fuck with one sip of alcohol driving. If you have alcohol in your system and you are behind the wheel, you are making an active choice to kill other people. You are a villain. You're an evil person. And I'm sorry if you don't have a ride home. Sleep in your fucking car. Call an Uber. Call a homie.

Do what you got to do, but do not fucking drive. And I literally don't play with that shit. Me neither. But very true. Yeah, I agree. Should we end the episode? Because we're like so far. Yeah. Because we have 30 minutes here. Yeah, we have like a bunch. All right. Well the episode thank you so much we gotta do media oh yeah we have i always forget media it's actually crazy well i can't do media because my phone is up there my media is the podcast billion uh-huh um that would never be my media yeah and you actually told me that today she said i've never listened to a full episode of that well i just sneezed in my neck hurt yeah oh true because you listened to all the episodes i don't listen to all of them but i do listen have you actually listened i've never listened to a full

episode of emergency intercom try to listen wait just like you said you have it i have not no okay because i was lying because i don't listen yeah i mean no that would be insane if we were listening to each other's podcast i don't want to hear it would be even weirder if I was sitting in bed and you guys heard your podcast playing and you put your head to the door and my bed was like okay I actually did see your wing on your bed today and I was like oh my god yes you have had that thing on your bed for like weeks now and I'm not joking like every time I go in your room it's like in a different place too which is using it it's scary it's like either beside your pillow or underneath your bed okay I'm gonna explain myself I actually haven't been using it I've been very strong and I swear on my

mother's fucking urn I haven't been using it how about that but I used to hide it between the fireplace in my mattress when my mattress was on the floor. I know I saw it one time. Because then when I did want to use it, it was easy access. And I don't like putting it in that cabinet because it's hard to open when I just want to like grab it. So I've just been hiding it under my back pillow. But then when I'm moving my pillows around to go to sleep, I'm like feeling a little nudge. And I'm like, dude, oh my fucking God. And then I just knock it to the side and then I make my bed and it's there.

And we're cutting this out. No, we're not actually. And Enya, guess what? I think that you should use your fingers like a real man. That's my take on it. Well, that's funny because that's actually what I say to your mom when she's finger blasting me in your

car. And that's probably why you get in your car and it fucking smells like squirt and piss and it's because me and your mom are banging. Listen to this. Let me hit that prosthese with my finger. Okay, well, my immediate, from what I can recall. Pulse With by Apex

Twin. Anya, yours is Billy and Gene? No, mine is Hello It's Me by Todd Rundgren. I can't say his name. Rundgren. Rundgren, and then there's a song Nine Bit Blues by Kid Ko koala canic chase by labby sife i can't say his last name either i love him it's you high man he's great that album is

great parallel universe for hero that's a deep jungle cut and if you know you know and if you don't know get learned because that shit is rare as fuck. And they just put it on Spotify. And you're lucky because I had to do some fucking digging to listen to that album in 2018. And then Lumerence by Yves Tumor, who is also, did you know he's 86 years old? Yeah, he's 84. Do I get to do my media? Yeah, do your media.

Go for it. Are you going to actually say something real?, what's your media? Yeah, do your media for me. Are you going to actually say something real? Because I don't think you said anything real last time. No. Honestly, though, I was looking through my Spotify and I was like, I'm writing right now, which means my Spotify is just full of shit that I don't want anybody knowing because I'm about to steal. And I don't want them to steal it first. So I don't really know i'm gonna say watch me by labby everything is fair when you're living in the city

what is that my tribe called quest that's a song oh i don't know that song that's my song i'm doing one fucking song and the movie um big okay well thank you guys so much for watching it has been an absolute pleasure. Oh my god, I'm literally giving Y-Demony with my hair. This is crazy. Oh my god. Bye. Bye.

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