Emergency Intercom - New set reveal

Episode Date: May 17, 2024

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Hey Spotify, this is Javi. My biggest passion is music. And it's not just sounds and instruments. It's more than that to me. It's a world full of harmonies with chillers. From streaming to shopping, it's on Prime. oh my god i can't believe this where are we how did we get here what the fuck also i thought you were actually like no i literally am gagged, though.

I'm like, holy shit. I know. I'm like... Well, first of all, welcome back to this episode of Emergency Intercom. I always say that. Welcome back to this episode. Welcome to this episode. So, you might have seen what happened last week.

Because that song is a fucking classic. Dude, I fucking love that song so much. oh my god oh my god oh wow and fuck that hurt that hurts so fucking bad trap so old gotta run out the house before the roof fall on me i kept seeing that comment what song is that from it's laser laser dim like when i was like like talking about him in like a few episodes before i mean i was talking about him a bunch before but then i saw someone like make an edit to that song and they were like this crossover is like horrifying like this should not this should have never happened but no shout out laser dim um yeah well shout out laser dam and also shout out tmg because we have a studio now what the fuck and um yeah i i like literally don't know what to say about it i mean it's about damn time

like we've been in that damn kitchen that damn for so long and we finally have our kitchen back y'all it's so great like it's gonna be a movie i was literally last night i was like damn we gotta start cooking again and yeah and i was like that doesn't even fucking sound like we would ever do also like i could imagine me cooking because like it's in my dna as a woman but i can period period yeah like serve me you don't even eat serve me yeah like be submissive like just in general like women should just be submissive in general. Like, that's what the Bible says or whatever. I've been reading the Bible a lot.

But no, I broke my fucking neck because the roof decided to target my head and my head only. See what happens when you're a good person? Yeah, actually. I was unfazed. No, wait, that was very manly of me. Like, that was giving, like, bring back real men. I don't think so. You didn't, like, that was very manly of me. Like that was giving like bring back real men.

I don't think so. You didn't like shove your head in front of mine to make sure you weren't damaged. Also, to clarify my neck, when I went to the hospital after that, they were like, oh, my God, everything about you is so straight. Your spine is straight. Your soul is straight. Your your mind is straight. No. So I don't need a neck brace to like keep my head up because I'm a warrior in this life and my head is always up and Drew they were like okay so not only is your neck not straight they were just looking at him and they were like I can see something here

something is seriously sinister and off here something is very dark no that's not true I'm straight um wait Kai have you made sure these are like actually on yeah they're recording can you hurry you're like moving slow as fuck. One sec. Oh my God.

So embarrassing. Don't, I didn't say touch it. I said, did we do a mic check? I don't even know why you're like, you're covering me. Oh, I'm sorry. It's this, it's this. My hearing's gone and i'm uh kind of drunk too so why would you be drunk you can barely walk he's in pain

go go just go okay like move faster like move today i smelled the alcohol on him i know he. He reeked. I smelled it. I think those are the clothes that he got crushed in, too. Yeah, randomly. He has a chain. Randomly, he's been wearing the same clothes for a few days. Also, this just came to my mind. I saw this clip and somebody tagged me in it.

And it was like, I can't stand when podcasters are like, all right, what time are we at? Yeah. Because you just tell them you when to get the fuck out. No, literally, yes. But we do a good job at cutting it out. We cut it out. Yeah, we cut it out. Also, it was funny because one of the top comments was like,

oh, just, yeah. He just fell. He just fell. Sorry, guys. If your body is going to fall on the floor, be silent. Okay, well, I need the crutches because both of my legs are broken.

That's okay. Does that have anything to do with you? No. Yeah, that's what I was thinking. I was was like why are you telling us that um but somebody wait we got a studio like look where we are y'all i know this is big it's like so funny because um it's like i deserve this so it's like how grateful can i be when it's like deserving we worked very hard we worked very hard and you better be fucking excited and if you're not excited i will find i literally don't want to fucking hear about it if you have comments you should go to your journal i write it down or your therapist challenge um but yeah it's super

exciting it is funny now we have to actually leave the house for work which was a struggle this morning and you yelled at me when i woke her up hey look at me no wait can you actually move away oh my god did you put a fucking mirror in my thing yeah well you have to be useful to me somehow dude i could feel it like literally cutting my neck like the the there's like can you see yeah i know but that's how i know you're not a giving person is because you're already like putting on me like you want to help me but you don't because you're putting it on me then why offer help no this is fucking crazy I'm just used I'm just used used used used used but anyways we got that out of the way let's like tap into the episode and just like go in let's just go in okay so something I've been thinking about a lot recently. So we know, like, we had the Zandemic, and now we're going through, like, the Ozempicdemic.

Ozendemic. Ozendemic. Ozendemic. Ozempandemic. But what no one's fucking talking about is Ozempic babies. There are going to be hella Ozempic babies, and I don't know if we did the research and the study on... Is it, like, Accutane babies?

Also, I just realized I have my lean cup. Double cup. Like, I don't have my double cup right now but i did drink a bunch of lean to like ease my anxieties just so you can sleep a little bit better on set um no like think about like ozempic babies like that's a thing like you know like zika virus babies when their heads get really small like i'm imagining like them all coming out like hella premature and tiny well is it like kind of going to be similar to accutane babies i don't know i'm not a doctor but i just know something seriously is gonna okay so you're not a doctor and you're making assumptions yeah so none like see you always sit on this fucking podcast and you're like oh i just have this bad thing where i just take information from tiktok that's me with you

you just say things to me and i digest them as facts and then i'm gonna go and be the idiot with other friends and be like did y'all hear about the ozempic babies like who knows what's gonna happen to them no like i'm a class act misinformation spreader like that's like my whole gig like we know this but no no this is strictly theory like i have theories where do i take my fucking theory me when i'm making a tiktok and i'm scared of getting into a legal battle so i said allegedly allegedly allegedly um well i had a george harrison moment last night so if y'all don't know um i am somebody who i recently in the past six months found out or like i guess now it's been a year i'm at my

year anniversary of finding out that george harrison was in the beatles he like listened to george harrison and actively while she was listening to george harrison she was like fuck the beatles i don't want nothing to do with the fucking beatles fuck them they're evil they're wicked meanwhile she was listening to the beatles i was listening to the beetle the beetle but last night i was I was on TikTok and I saw a clip from like the ABBA like hologram thing. And I was like, damn. You don't know about that? They do a crazy hologram concert. It's like a full concert.

And they have like AI or I don't know how the fuck they get them to talk. Whatever. But this is where my brain was at first. I was like, how are they talking about 2024? Like all those bitches are dead. Bitch, I thought all of abba was dead or something they just don't want to work anymore all of them are alive oh they're alive yes i looked it up and they're all alive because i looked up living abba members and then it was like one of them is still performing the others like just choose not to and i was like what and i clicked this other thing and it said

all of them all of them are like 71 which obviously like, I mean, you don't got to get up and like. No, we got to make the geriatric people perform. I'm tired of people stealing all of my social security and just sitting and rotting away. I would say I don't know if ABBA needs your money. They took all of my social security, specifically ABBA. I know it like I'm targeting them. But yeah, I thought they took all of my social security specifically abba i know it like i'm targeting them um but yeah i thought they were all dead at least you kind you not knowing that makes me feel

good and you too so i'm like i'm not the only one okay but wait oh wait was that your moment yeah that was my moment i thought all of abba was dead oh we're dumb as fuck too because i genuinely thought they were dead i just like literally found out about abba like two days ago like i don't even oh i've known about you guys should do a hologram of emergency combo the hologram of drew should be straight for the it's not possible ai can only go so far like it like they're bound i'm over here now if you want to hit me are you gonna hit him oh Oh, just one? Okay. I'm dying.

Well, now that we're with TMG, we have to watch him often. That's the only thing that's going to change is we can't hit Kai as often. They said it's like an HR violation. I paid off the producer, so he won't say anything. Oh, we can hit you? Yeah, I paid him. Why would you pay them off to be hit? I don't know. That's something I have to work out in therapy.

But, Drew, as long as you know that you're good you can hit me as much as you want i'll never forget the first time i'll never forget the first time we hit you like the clip went like kind of not everywhere but like it got like a lot of attention and like it reached the other side of the internet that like have no idea who the fuck we are and they were like oh my god like wait why is everybody acting like this is normal and then all of our like viewers were like in the comments being like well like he deserves it like yeah he hits him it's not that deep and he was like so his boss hits him all the time like and it was just like so funny i remembered i commented i feel so bad for him and then people were like oh my god this

is the guy that got hit and then people were like how do you feel about this like and there is a moment where i legitimately could have become like a martyr for men's rights but instead you were like wait no i meant i felt bad for my boss yeah anyways uh water speakers um Y'all know. Anyway, so water speakers. Y'all know, like, Deere and Vine era, there were these, like, fucking speakers. And if you know, you know, we'll insert a video of them playing, like, fucking Usher or some shit. like they are the most magical things i think that they entranced an entire generation like they were like i don't think i ever have seen one in real life i got a pair i i literally ordered them and it was like 80 for those speakers and then i found them in main event no no no literally like six years later i found them in main event no no literally like six years later

i found them in main event like an arcade that like for like 500 tickets which is like the equivalent of like 60 cents like literally but the way those like i think actually shifted something in reality like genuinely like i feel like that was when like we all got consciousness was when water speakers like first became a thing damn like i just can't fucking say shit like this is crazy i just like say say say i was trying to think of what like water speakers have been in my life and i think i've seen one video of them ever so i think you might just like was i in in a bubble? Yeah, you were in a... Am I just like talking? Well, wait, how old were you when those came out? Like three or four.

Water speakers? No, I think you were older. You had to have been... If you saw a video of them online, you had to have been like... Like six or seven. But it was like 2000 what? Like 2014, 2015 when they were really making waves. What is...

Yeah, yeah, I was like seven. Wait, 17? Is that the math we're doing? I'm 14. I've been 14. I stay 14 forever. Forever 14, y'all, challenge. Is that like a thing people say?

Like I'm forever 14? No, it's like when people die, they like are like solidified like forever 27 or whatever. I'm thinking about joining the 27 club this year. Oh my God. Or next year or in 10 years. I did. I did join the 27 club.

I killed myself. Bro, you like you were really late for your registration. Oh shit. Wait, what's the date? A long time ago. Late registration. Oh, look, there's water speakers. Yeah.

I'm saying like, I don't know that what those do for do for me like i think you might be in your hyper fixation like you saying that what you just said would be the equivalent of you being like everybody was obsessed with coral reefs we all know that like i mean they were no it's like your special fixation yeah yeah yeah which is why i love you someone i had a coral reef and i put thousands of dollars of money that i should not have been spending when i was like in high school into my coral reef um and it was around this same time we were doing the p word tour um the tour that won't be named and um i had like a group of buddies that i would do like coral reefs with right well um i went away on um tour one weekend and i came back or i got a call from my mom freaking the fuck out and she was like

it's collapsing the tank is collapsing and i was like yeah you're exaggerating and then she facetimed me and like literally the water was like cloudy it apparently stank like it was like death it was like necrotic flesh floating around in the water it was like cloudy it apparently stank like it was like death it was like necrotic flesh floating around in the water it was like fucking crazy and i was like how did this happen i checked the water parameters like literally two days ago like this is like a full tank collapse like this is impossible unless copper is introduced fuck you unless copper is introduced into the system why was there like extreme levels of copper because i dropped the pennies in that no dead ass like it like it completely collapsed and i think one of my fucking ops got jealous of my tank and they dropped like a couple pennies

there's some copper in there you and threw a penny in there like probably but it was in the sump and like no one knows no one knows but in the sump what the fuck is the sump it's like the filtration system you put like algae and like rocks most i know about fish tanks is i'm not kidding from that nemo scene that is the most burping and farting and i only know that those things because we just watched nemo when he's like getting in the filter and stopping it from like moving the water yeah damn that is like literally a masterpiece like did we even talk about that truly like how good that movie actually is no but i think we might be like actually two decades late to talking about it did it win any awards i don't know i can't i can't imagine i

feel like it won an oscar or something nemo winning an oscar oh it won for best sex scene oh wait what they didn't do that. I mean, we're talking. Wait, I don't think there's an Oscar for that. I think we're talking about different movies. Yeah. Multi-billion dollar damn deal. What?

What are you looking up? I'm just, I don't fucking know. I'm using my phone now. Yeah. I'm still not over Ozempic babies. Like we kind of like flew past that. Like there's the Zika virus babies. Aren't more people getting pregnant because of ozempic?

Like I saw that it was increasing the risk of getting pregnant, which yes, I do believe that being pregnant is a risk. And that's why it is a risk to your life. You get diagnosed with it. Like I feel bad. A lot of the people I know in my life are going to be diagnosed with pregnancy and it actually makes me so sad i just don't like bro i've said this so many times also i don't think anybody watches this and is like oh i can't wait for her to be a mother no one has ever had that mother i can't wait for you to be a mother i can't wait for me to be a daddy oh period you know what's actually fucking crazy is mother's day was yesterday and i only got like

a couple thousand happy mother's day like dms and comments and like posts and shit which was like actually like kind of fucked up because i'm mother to like a lot of you bitches out there and like no way anyone said anything to you they'll come back around on father's day for us they'll say daddy's day oh y'all are fucking disgusting i'm giving daddy they should make milf stay yeah true it's a callback actually no fuck that wait and yeah they should make milf stay oh wait for me okay well i literally just made that joke so wait what i just made that joke i think you're hallucinating because your fucking head got hit, Kai. I think you're over. Both of my eyes got gouged out. Well, we need to talk about people who do squirrel like skydiving.

I made a list because this was pissing me off yesterday. Surfing is also so annoying to me. I think part of that comes from envy because I wish I could surf. But also like, bitch, swear. Like, I don't know. I've been surfing before i've never been so i got sand in my wetsuit and it literally felt like it was like okay there's like this gerald texas tornadoes like one of the most evil tornadoes ever and it literally like was sand

blasting people's skin off like sorry that's like really graphic but that's literally what was happening that's what was happening to my fucking foot with the sand in my wetsuit it was over how old are you like 10 like 12 dude i would pay money to see a video of your there's a video there's pictures of it it was like my facebook banner for so long because i felt you were you felt like so i felt so fucking cool because i was like yeah i surfed like and that was like really impressive you you're from a landlocked state. So people were also, first of all, just amazed you were near water. Exactly. Not Lake Granbury, which has brain-eating amoebas in it,

like trying to surf. And you had me jump in it. Yeah, we did jump and you got water up your nose. That's probably what's wrong with you. Wait. Holy shit. Surprise. So not only do we have a new studio and a set.

But we have merch! Step right up, get your merch! We want to apologize in advance because it is very, very limited quantity. We know it's going to make some of y'all mad. But. We will be doing our usual anniversary restock. We just had some cute little designs we wanted to get out to y'all in the meantime. So don't fret.

Don't fret. But this shit goes live. Emergencyenter.com right now. You can go pick it up literally right at this very moment. Emergencyenter.com. Yeah. up literally right at this very moment emergency inter.com oh wow look at this piece i love this one oh my god oh my god who thought of that love is design wow what a genius okay bye y'all um squirrel jumping suits piss me off like why are you just jump like that just pisses me off surfing pisses me off and then the one where people put the fans on their back and they like what is that called like you're doing too much para what like paragliding yeah paragliding i is it called

paragliding what is that called the big fan backpack they have like a parachute no i don't know what the fuck that's called it it's so fucking it's called doing too fucking much and you need to go home it's so dinky i know someone that's like getting like training to do that and how do you train to do that i think you literally have to have like a pilot's license low-key but i could be spreading misinformation but it's called powered paragliding yeah see that shit no i i will defend that because it gives it. It's like goofy. It is so funny. Okay, I have to take this off because it's literally like actually cutting my throat.

Like I'm going to have a line. Oh, your neck is red. Do you want me to rub it for you? Is it red actually? Also, I was overheating in that. You need that. I have fever. Look at that.

That is so embarrassing okay imagine this like hypothesis or whatever the fuck this i'm cured i'm cured my neck and arm aren't broken i did break my collarbone before permanently deformed me well i've never broken a bone because some people like me have integrity well i popped my prostate when the ceiling fell on me so you brought what i popped my prostate no that was me no that was pop you had a pre-popped pee um that is fucking embarrassing imagine this you go on a date with somebody like everything it goes great everything's going good everything is so amazing same humor same music taste like you heard their families are like a little fucked up just like yours and you're like oh my god we can connect but they still have a good relationship with their family because they're like they've

just seen it through and like whatever all the things that make a partner your dream partner then you go you date them for like two three months it's going amazing you're like oh my god i just found my lifetime partner. They're like, oh, we should go on a fun date. Like I have this thing I really like doing. I haven't told you because I was a little embarrassed. And in your head, you're like, oh, what's the embarrassing thing? Like fucking ax throwing.

I don't know. Some other embarrassing thing that someone shouldn't be doing. List of things people shouldn't be doing. Murder. You go to a date and you see this motherfucker already pre-prepped in this. I not kidding i think i would turn around i wouldn't be able to hide my laughter also really you're not paying me to get in that i'm not getting in that i like i feel like that would be like so right up your alley like minus the outfit oh wow no like that gives you like that's like your outfits that is not my vibe that looks like

you ever said to me that is not my vibe yeah i just gave a whole hypothetical about how this is my nightmare you're like wait that's literally right up your alley no no i i get it but like i i would love it personally it is at my alley i'm gonna hit you in the head what i literally would it looks stupid if i saw you in that i'd beat your ass i'd rip the wings off of the fan like the blades off of it and start smacking you with it um but that is my nightmare and i don't know yesterday was actually pissing me off because i can't believe like the squirrel suits i agree the squirrel suits yeah i would say i'd rather see a motherfucker jump out of a plane in a squirrel suit and be like okay that's my bae

they're crazy. It is. Wait, wait. Actually, I do kind of agree. Like comparing the two, like the squirrel shoots are kind of like cunty. Like, like, damn, like this is like action packed. But that is like literally goofy. Also, in my head, you can't get more than like four feet off the ground with that.

I don't think I've ever seen a video. No, I've seen a video of a guy that goes to McDonald's. Yeah, he literally like actually goes. And he flies like into the fucking clouds. Yeah, they like literally travel around in it. Wait, I'm actually so confused. I don't know if I've seen a video of them moving. Actually, the only video I've seen of it, and this is fucked up, is a guy falling from the sky in it.

What? Oh, yeah, yeah, we saw that. There was a video of a guy. And he's like, oh. Oh, fuck. Because he knocked the wind out of him him I think he like broke his neck but he like I can relate

you've not broken your neck oh the bungee incident I'm sorry like you're telling me that you're saying this and you're like that looks like me that was mean to myself like no this is humiliating true arriving to a

grind date on that I'm writing a movie yeah no me pulling up to a date like no they don't get high enough for this. Flying into the parking lot of Equinox. Yeah.

Yeah, no, it's really. No, they go up. They get high as fuck. That wasn't a good example. They like get high as fuck. This is like an over-exaggerated swing, which is also an Ick-a-mine. Swings? Men shouldn't be on swings.

I agree. There's nothing sexy to you about seeing a man be free and fly through the air like that? No, because I don't like that. No, we need to bring back real men. I've been saying that for years now. It's back under the forefront of my brain. Men shouldn't be swinging. Men shouldn't be eating fruits of any kind.

I'm dead serious. I mean, this is a classic don't fucking take selfies in a mirror challenge like or in general like i you know what i can get past a man taking a mirror selfie a front-facing selfie is too much yeah a mirror selfie because the mirror selfie is like oh like a fit check whatever like i could see that being like whatever and i'm like okay we're getting a view scope of the hands do you have tiny hands yes or no like we're getting a view scope of that because one thing about me is if I think you're bad girl or boy I'm

looking at those damn hands and you better have good looking hands because I'm going to be pissed do I have good looking hands yeah you have good looking hands I have really ugly I have like feminine hands I give like femme fatale I do not think you have feminine hands I do I do just because you're going like this doesn't mean like you're like I have feminine hands

beautiful pretty hands but yeah that's really embarrassing to me and I don't know but also we don't have to get into like my gripes with men because a lot of it is just like deep seated uh misandry and I accept that and I do think men should be free just not around me agreed agreed that's my boundary um okay have you been seeing the new york city dublin portal yes and i'm jealous i want to go so fucking bad i think it is the cutest thing that's happened to humanity in a very fucking long time like even all the wrong shit that they're doing in it like i saw like a video of like someone like in dublin holding up like 9-11 to the screen and everybody in new york was like freaking the fuck out like for some reason i find that funny and wholesome

um i'm not going to explain any further but my favorite moment that fucking happened to explain it if you haven't seen it some artists put up like a big screen with a camera in new york and a big screen with a camera in dublin and if you're on the camera in new york it's projected onto the screen in dublin and if you're on the camera in dublin it's projected on the screen in new york you can't see yourself so like you're just like basically facetiming without seeing yourself and it's just like connecting random fucking people but the best moment i saw and i have not they like fucking scrubbed it from the internet or some shit my ear is ringing someone's talking shit or i'm about to die i have a theory that if your ear rings you died in that moment in like a past life in some some way and i i think the lights came

crashing down or the tv all i've been thinking about this whole episode is like the tv is exploding behind me like and like i fly forward i'm sorry but the past like one minute straight of you talking has been the most insane thing ever like first of all you're claiming there's a wholesome tiktok that they scrubbed from the internet well no you you haven't heard what it is okay oh no never mind i guess oh is it the guy showing his butt yeah yeah yeah so he like literally gets in front of the camera it's all dudes in new york just wait and he like pulls his pants down and like spreads his ash cheeks and his ball balls are like dangling down and like his pants are around his ankle and like every dude in dublin is like laughing and every dude and girl in the

comments are like that's dublin for you like that's us for you like that's our culture and they're like owning it and the dudes in new york that were like witnessing it were like crying laughing and i don't know i just thought it was like a funny moment why do we sexualize bodies like let's talk about that i think we should all be naked more and young kai get naked in front of me now no i don't want to kai you don't actually have to don't do that because i i don't want that so i i i want that no no but free the penis and free the nipple i don't know about the penis free the penis and the balls no i especially no i don't think that should be freed free the penis balls and the nipples i think i would be happy to never see an unwarranted penis ever again you're gonna get 300 dm to you by me

do y'all remember y'all remember how toxic my unsolicited nude arc was no dude wait what you did that yeah i was just like sending so many nudes to random people for fun that's like illegal you shouldn't even like say you're doing that no it was like it was funny wait to who are they in my dm can i find them now yeah to me and to everybody i sent it to um two things about drew one i will be too hot one i will never take him commenting on me saying i have a stomach ache ever again because i've realized drew has been under my nose this whole fucking time because everything you eat everything you eat you're like oh i should have gotten that yesterday he got kfc he gets kfc like eight times a month i get kfc once every three months because it hurts

my tummy kfc like no no no i did not i got popeyes i got chicken filet like um chicken filet yeah also last night we were like in bed I don't know what we were talking about but he's like who's that rapper the the British drill rapper uh little CJ little CJ who's who am I thinking of they goes central C okay and then kept going I was like you your brain went from little CJ to central C like where did the J come from I don't know my mind works in mysterious ways that a lot of people wouldn't understand but it's advanced but drew does this thing where he waits till the middle of the night to order food then he comes to me and he asks me about his food for

20 minutes and any advice i give him gets thrown out the window i'll be like oh get that and he's like i already have my mind made up yeah and he's like no i don't want that and he just wants to hear me talk and i'm like honestly respect because i never declined because you always i'm down you always suggest like fucking like bunk like real restaurants like i'm trying to eat like nasty like you want a greedy rendered meal yeah that kfc chicken like you have to agree on the postmates app went crazy i was sitting on the couch i was fuck watching sex in the city and he starts laughing to himself he was like i'm crying laughing because i actually unironically just saw this i was like oh that looks so good it is literally a clay like drumstick it does not look real it was like the

least it was the least detailed piece of food i had ever seen an image of and drew was like you can't lie and tell me that doesn't look good and even in my extremely high and hungry state i was like drew that doesn't look real like it looks flat extremely high and hungry state i was like drew that doesn't look real like it looks flat literally in the state i was in i was hunky boots as fuck and it looked so yummersville um but i need to go back i do not get kfc eight times a month okay kfc is the only thing that hurts his stomach though every like three days drew will be like i don't know why i ate that my stomach feels awful i'm literally that killed me i literally i'm i genuinely trauma blocked that then because i don't remember i do remember last night and i was like damn i'm like talking to her about fucking tummy like she always talks about her tummy and i make fun of her for it that and

drew was trying to convince me to sleep in his bed because i was laying in his bed and i was like you have had 80 000 meals in this bed and have not washed your sheets so i'm just reclocking you it's like in the studio we have to rebuild the aura and we used to talk about your dirty sheets a lot so i have to remind the public that drew has dirty sheets okay no i do not i do eat every single meal in bed but i make sure not to get crumbs in my bed and if i do i pick them off yeah i make a crumb catcher i like get the bags that i get the food in and i make like a big like tarp and i like eat over the boxes and shit yeah i've been watching you eat a lot i scared the fuck i mean it's it's hard for you to not see me eating because i'm like always eating

and serving all day you're never eating no eating happening and then at night i'm like oh my god the one time he can eat but it's inside no no i i serve and i eat like i'm constantly devouring the competition no no that's what i meant like you do not eat all day and you're a bitch and you're a bitch but i was laying on his bed and i realized i was literally just ill look at it i know it looks like a cat leg like if you like cut a cat leg off and deep fried it i was like laying on his bed and i realized i was just laying on the quilt that's like covered in crumbs and he literally just like he goes like this and drags this quilt across the end of his bed and puts all his food on top of it then when he's going to bed he like just slides it off and i have like literally like probably like a hundred

minutes at least of video footage of me eating these meals because i was convinced for like months that i was gonna just like start uploading tiktoks of my midnight meals um and i started editing them got lazy and stopped but like it's also crazy the food that i eat like i'll eat like a big fucking meal and it'll be like some fast food place and then i'll have the leftovers from last night joining in on the party then i'll have like some sort of hot chip some sort of chocolate and some sort of candy and then i'm like damn i'm like pre-diabetic like i gotta change something and every single night i'm eating candy and chocolate i'm like damn i'm like pre-diabetic like i gotta change something and every single night i'm eating candy and chocolate i will say living with him is fun because if i'm hungry at

night i just go to buffet de drew yeah i just go into his room and i get to have bites of everything buffet de drew i like that chateau de drew also you know what i realized i feel like on this set right now since we're like new to it i feel like i went to somebody's house to hook up with them and i'm like sitting yeah i know exactly what you mean like that's exactly the mode i'm in right now where i'm like getting comfortable as time goes on but there will be growing pains we'll get used we'll get back to it but like yeah for the first 10 minutes i was like oh this is different like something is because we don't have the scary energy that our kitchen gave us. I know, I know, I know. Oh, actually, I need to talk about something

because y'all, okay, in the last episode, y'all had a lot to say about my pit stains. I sweat too. Like I'm a girl, but I sweat and I fart and I poop. No, girls don't do any of that shit. No, girls do that. Like I am like the example. And girls can't come

and I don't even want to hear you say it. Well, I guess you wouldn't know from experience because like when's the last have you ever hello um no uh girls sweat i got botox put into my armpit so i don't sweat i actually want to do that so bad because y'all are making me insecure see what y'all are doing to me y'all are making me literally consider botox they want to tear a pretty girl down it's always it's always the ugly girls tearing a pretty girl down and it's not fair it's not fair um i looked at some of the people who were making fun of me and they were really good looking so they're all hot i mean yeah it actually like truly is like

curious that every um person that listens to this is randomly the most beautiful person i unironically have never like met someone in person but like this motherfucker is randomly the most beautiful person i unironically have never like met someone in person but like this motherfucker is ugly and they were a fan of us so like we just attract like pretty the aura yeah yeah like we're artists what the fuck are you talking i don't fucking know i don't fucking know but what was i saying episode with like oz epic babies yeah it's allegedly it's a theory i don't know and they mean like i'm in it's all no no I'm saying right in this episode in two years when the ozempic babies are like sentient or like being borned y'all are gonna reference this clip that's all I'm saying you're gonna reference that and be like damn drew is on to something with that like their bones are gonna be neon and brittle or

something like accutane has anybody ever had neon bones why is that accutane Neon Bones. Has anybody ever had Neon Bones? Why is that like a thing? Accutane. They gave people Neon Bones. Neon Bones just sounds like an indie sleaze band from like 2012. Oh, damn. Like Neon Bones would be like a lit name. That's a good idea. Wait, that's not a real thing though that people had colored bones? Yes. Wait, why is that so bad?

People that take Accutane. What's so bad about that? That's not what I'm saying. No, but no, that's what I'm saying is like why would people- Oh, wait. Yeah, literally. What? Come on.

No, no, no. Accutane gives people Neon Bones them neon bones yeah but that's what i'm saying is like is that like bad scientifically like what are we like oh my god neon bones are bad for your health i don't know i just know it happens imagine being like uh you know when you donate your body and they like slice you into thin pieces of salami meat and they look at your bones imagine having colorful bones okay no kai took me to a scary place i did that's my bad kai took me to a very no no no in your defense we were talking about it like a month prior and i was like i want to go and experience the art world because they're like dead eyed as fuck, like really creepy, scary vibes.

And you were like, oh, I've been something's coming up. Let's go experiencing it together or experience it together. No. And we went and it was just as I thought, like they're crazy. Obviously, all the people we knew were like normal coded as fuck. But like there were like the billionaires walking around. No literally. 80 year old guys with like see-through skin.

And like coming up and sniffing us and shit. Hot girlfriend. Like it was crazy. Well they were sniffing Drew. They weren't really sniffing me. I know. Wait did you see me like getting rizzed all over? Yeah.

It was. It pissed me off. And it's annoying that Drew pulls baddies. It actually pisses me off because i've realized like a lot of y'all thirst over me thank you thank you for doing your service because i do not get thirsted after in public and you know what it is it is because i've said this in an episode before but although y'all find me charming or what actually i don't think any of you find me charming like so that's a big statement to make although y'all thirst over me for whatever reason

it may be people in public see me and maybe they're like oh she's kind of cute whatever but then they come up to me and speak to me and they're like whoa well i think it's because like because i don't get thirsted over either but i think it's because we're like statuesque and like we're intimidating intimidating and drew's like an easy like oh i can andrew's kind of like you know in those montages where they take off the glasses? Yeah. The glasses are still on. He's very approachable.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So people will just be like flocking towards him. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And like, yeah, we're alone, but. Once you get your baby filler. And y'all are both. Okay. All right, dude.

I mean. That actually was too far. Sticks and stones may break my bones, but. Your neon bones. Sticks and stones may break my bones but your neon bones sticks and stones may break my neon bones period um what the fuck were we talking about before we're talking about your fucking art show that y'all oh no no no no we were talking about how sexy hot i am and approachable i am i don't think that's a thing y'all are giving like medusa oh okay y'all look y'all give medusa medusa medusa was a baddie though i'm pretty

sure yeah the whole thing with medusa she was so sexy that she was ugly like forfeit oh my god hi we are medusa like so sexy that like you know looking would turn you to stone but you want to do it oh that's actually like shrek and fiona well fiona had a ghiattatouille so okay no we're done okay uh well fiona bone smashed and looks maxed i can't fucking say shit in front of y'all damn anyway we went to this art opening drew had an incredible time we got a bunch of attention yeah there were some like old guys that drew kept on being like who is that i would turn and it was like some guy that looked like fucking george soros and i was like dude i'm not connecting you with this that was like at the gym uh was it yesterday i saw this man and immediately i was like i know this motherfucker's gonna say something to me and

i was already laughing and i hit the elevator and the guy walked away and he's like you know he was in front of the fucking water station and i was like damn i need some water all of a sudden hold on and i was like gonna lean over but i was like actually i'm gonna respect his personal space and then i went back to india and i was like i need water and then he was like i actually love i love something in there i'm gonna go get it um yeah i love something i'm gonna go get it and i was already laughing before because i was like i know he's gonna say some stupid i left some shit in the locker room and he happened to be gone in that moment i did look at you and i was like wow this is like literally my friend for life like i'm not even lying like i had a thought because also i saw

really like this is not me commenting on you you already know how i feel about you but emily like emily june friends with drew mac she made like a really funny tiktok where she was like a lot of y'all what you need is the unconditional love of a twink because it will change your life and get you through everything. Thank you for clarifying you're not talking about me. Yeah, I'm not talking about you. But I do genuinely believe like the connection I have with Drew is like so beyond. Like also people like for anybody who thinks we actually fuck like some one of our friends said that to us the other day. And I was like, girl, like really?

You're not wrong. You're not wrong you're not wrong like we don't anymore we stopped because it was bad for our no hella people literally hella people literally do think we like have hooked up in the past before and like don't we don't i'm not saying anything i'm not saying anything yeah um no but this is my way for life too and you know how i know that is because like you can like go and like go be with like whoever you want to be for a few days, but I'll always be back and we'll always come back together and be together and rot in bed.

And I was thinking, because there were a couple of moments where I was like a little bit insecure because I was like, damn, like she's not spending any fucking time with me. But then I really thought about it. And I was like, no, she always comes home to me. Like literally. Exactly. I was like, I'm gonna let her go do

her thing but like i'm gonna stay here because i will always go to your room and uh be high yeah be high i was trying so bad to go to sleep i was dropping like hella hints i was like like oh i'm just so tired right now and then he was like oh yeah yeah and i'll be like oh fuck i'm gonna like and i kept him up for an extra hour yeah well the thing is drew doesn't close his door so to me it's an open invitation to walk in yeah and even when he does close it i do this i act like i give a fuck and i like knock and i just yeah yeah yeah no i like sleep with my closet in my bedroom door cracked i feel like it has bad energy if they're shut um well i've been going to sleep

with my closet door wide open and literally at night like a small child i look at the like the void black space and i actually get terrified of it and i'm not kidding i don't look at it again when i turn off the lights i lay in bed and i see it and then i just look away and i do my best oh my god i forgot to tell you about this but do you remember when we had those like mixing bowls on top of the refrigerator? Anytime I would go to the bathroom at like midnight or whatever, like in the reflection,

it would be dark in the kitchen, but the lights would be on. And I'd look into the kitchen in the reflection of the bathroom mirror and I'd see those bowls. And I'm like, who the fuck is there? And it was always, I'm not kidding. I did it like six or seven times.

Like I did not learn my lesson. And then I have moved the bowls. I want to, I need to start scaring you times like I did not learn my lesson and then I have moved the bowls I want to I need to start scaring you again because I scared the fuck out of Drew the other day when he was eating I was talking to Josh in his room and then I like went to the hallway and I was standing like at the crack of Drew's door watching him and I watched him eat and like just exist for two minutes without him noticing and it there was like it you know when you're about to scare somebody gets to that point where you're like this is really weird this is creepy like they are not acknowledging me anymore and i was like this is really creepy i had no idea

i feel like a creep like i was watching and i know he didn't know what if you started doing those fries do something like really fucking embarrassing would you have like just turned around and not said anything uh it depends on what it is like what if i started playing with myself i was about to say you like put your hand in your pocket but like you're not even conscious of it you're just like playing with it well no because it was like okay not to like out josiah but josiah is one of those people who literally always has his hand in his fucking pants when he's sitting around it is so fucking it's comfortable you literally would not get i know i get it bitch but i save that for the comfort of like now me and orion will literally just be laying in bed with our fucking hands on our porky pines yeah

like we'll just be like sitting around like that so we i save it for the comfort of with my home girl in my bed um doing unforeseen things but we let's talk about unforeseen things you want to talk about it no this is actually topic, but have you guys seen what they're making now? It was at the gallery. They were serving this. It's a product. What? It's called box water.

That's been a thing for like a decade now, Kai. They milk the clitorises. No, that is not the box you think. That's disgusting. It's like a- Why is that disgusting? I actually- They're selling box water?

What is the fucking- You think that's okay? Handsmade tail. They handsmade tail squirt juice into the box water, and that's why it's named Box. Never seen that show. Neither have I. I just know they trap women or something like that, make them get pregnant. So you're insinuating that the company box water is holding women captive and

yeah also i think i'm wearing your socks today you are so i hate when my fucking leg hair shows through my pants we should get you waxed no would you let me like wax a part of your leg yeah because your reaction would be really funny i would let you do it yeah because i know you wouldn't hurt me would you let me give you a long ass massage yeah are you certified like why are you offering he's a certified freak yes sir a three-hour monster i need to go back to the kfc thing i just need to make it very clear that i only eat kfc once every few you're so defensive that i think you do eat it a lot like no no no no listen listen oh no you know what he fucking ate bitch don't even get me okay because kfc is better than this i will say i did have a bite but i was not in the state of mind to give a correct opinion on it but drew ordered a hot dog with mac and cheese on it it was good as from wienerschnitzel y'all

and he was like oh it's so good because the mac and cheese and the hot dog are so fake like yeah um it was good though it did taste like the way i remember kind of vomiting my daycare tasting yeah it was like it was very plasticine clay like never drying clay like you have to bake it to dry it like that beat but um that hot dog with the mac and cheese was good but when you dipped it in the, it elevates it to another fucking level. Y'all kind of tastes like, like bile, like, you know, like stomach acid when you have like acid reflux. Why do you want to taste that? Because it reminds me of my childhood.

I melted all the enamel off my teeth because I would have really bad acid reflux as a kid. And when I was asleep, it would like bubble up into the back of my throat and just like sit in my mouth as I slept at night and just melt all of like the minerals off my teeth. So now I have like demineralized teeth and it's really fucking sad. And like, I have to go to the dentist more often. Drew was talking to me about getting veneers.

Like seriously. I want veneers. I think it would look so good. Right. Slightly oversized veneers. I was thinking about veneers, like cheek, chin implants, like a little nose contouring, like maybe a little facelift.

Because when I do this, like I go crazy. You're perfect the way you are. Thank you. I love you. Okay. Yeah. There's a few things you could change to get to perfect. There's a couple little neurotic things that you do.

Oh, so they're all mental? No, physically too. Oh, okay. I think bigger boobs. Why would I need bigger boobs? Oh. I can't with this shit any fucking more, y'all. No, no no no uh back to the party of me being hit on yeah like it always has to come back to it it was crazy though dude like people are so attracted to you you're so magnetic and sometimes i feel like you can't see that

within yourself but everyone else does but i actually don't give a fuck about that i'm so lonely and i brought you there to get attention. And all the attention was just sucked away from me. Kai, no, people were like obsessed with you. Yeah, you're low-key right. You knew everybody there. Yeah, tell me more about that. People were obsessed with you and people loved your aura.

And you just know how to communicate with people very well. And I was taking notes the whole time because i was like damn like i am a fucking monster talking to strangers slash people that don't know who i am already um and yeah that's something good that kai does and in you something good that you do is you're just a powerful soul like when you walk into the room all eyes are on you yeah because i'm loud as fuck no like no one's like oh my god this girl who is this girl it's literally like they're like who the fuck is making all that noise and then they turn into me and they're like oh no you're a selfless person and you teach people how to love it's true wow anything else um no i'm gonna change the subject

really quick off of anya being so amazing and just say that I don't fucking feel like I belong at this studio. I don't feel like I belong at Tiny Meat Gang. Why? Because of the name? Because I have a huge. Oh my fucking God, bro. I thought you were going to say something for real. No, I just feel like my shit is way too big to be here.

So you probably should like stop lying because maybe that's why like you feel alone is because you lie a lot that may be it yeah i think that might be it's possible kyle i just had that feeling that you feel when you realize someone said some real ass shit to you yeah and it just like i was like oh shit like i can't remember the last time i felt that because it's usually me saying the real oh bitch you know what we didn't fucking talk about at all um okay so this is funny this is funny so i went and got a facial and shut the fuck up not that kind of facial like i needed no one was gonna say that no everyone thought it anytime i hear the word facial like oh i got a facial the first thought that comes to my mind

is like oh like you got a facial like period um but no um i got a facial like six months ago it was during like the emergency intercom pop-up era um at heaven and i um did it like for a week and two because i was like i got it like a few days in advance because like by day two or three like your skin looks like perfect y'all changed my life i want one every fucking time i like need to do anything like i swear to god like it changed it like literally shifted you already have good skin i can't stand a bitch with good skin talking about something they did to make it better like you already have good skin and don't let that get to your head bitch that's genetics has nothing to do with you i take care of myself no you don't i eat good i take care of myself you're just proof that like you either have

good skin or you don't because with the way he eats he should have like boils forming under his eyes boils hold on i'm looking for the chat log shiny well i think i want y'all to diagnose me and tell me if this is normal um because i know i'm like i have germaphobic tendencies but i was thinking about the other day and it was actually cracking me up because azul had a fucking turd stuck to her butt and i had to clean it but i just taken a shower it was horrible we had to like hold her down and it was just like this big fucking thing and it was so annoying but i literally was so mad because i was like i just took a shower and like i'm so annoyed because now i really feel like i need to wash my

whole body again um let me know if you would also feel like that that's it after after it i just like licked my hands clean um okay so i got put into a group chat with 16 people and the numbers are very bizarre they're very bizarre numbers um and i can't put it in here because i don't have any other numbers saved or maybe i'll just add fake names so it takes them off so i can screenshot it but the first text was a wire application and instructions so they literally sent me like a wire for eight thousand dollars and i could have robbed them fucking blind but i'm a good person and then they started every single person texted in Korean like every message is in Korean and I translated it and they're like why are we in this group chat like I think you

accidentally put me in this group chat like uh I've been here but I shouldn't be getting this message blah blah blah blah blah and then someone said normal responses yeah Yeah, yeah. Someone said, hi, Debbie. This is Dr. Phillips' wife, Beth. Me and my daughter are on this chain. Okay. And so I responded with a picture of me from my Met Gala look. Yeah, your Met Gala look before you left for the carpet. Yeah. Did anyone say anything to it?

They said, we are going to remove ourselves from this conversation. And then I said, help, help, help, help me please help and then i sent two more um and actually i'm gonna text them back hello hello are you getting my messages seriously we'll see if they respond back but that wasn't funny actually yes it was hey

was it am I funny no you are the funniest person I know which is actually annoying I don't actually think I'm funny I think you're funny but like you literally your existence is really funny and not in a demeaning way like I think you're funny but like you literally your existence is really funny to me and not in a demeaning way like I think you're the most interesting person I've ever met like sometimes when I hear you

speak I look at you and you freak me out yeah my brain is wired differently I see the world different I love the way I see the world the way you see the world would freak me the fuck out that's how it's all the world because you like sometimes you talk about something and i'm like

like why is your brain making up so many things about this it could be so simple yeah i'm i'm special and next time i'm on a date um this is how i'm gonna open it we're gonna be talking for like three to five minutes and then you're looking at me i'm gonna grab their hands because i'm like oh this date sucks i just want to hit i just love the way you see the world and i'm gonna go where'd you go hey i'm right here where did you come back come back come back to me is that a good is that real y'all let me know i think if you did that like actually i love the way if you go on a date soon can i come and watch yeah actually just like literally that would actually be so fun like i would love to watch us like as if the other person involved wouldn't be mortified if they were being stared at yeah because i feel like anybody who you would go on a date with would obviously know

my existence in your life so the problem is they would see me across like this bar like restaurant and be like, why is she here? We just happen to be at the same- I'll just wear a costume. Yeah, yeah. Wear the big hat. I'll wear the big hat, the trench coat, and I'll tie my hair back. Fuck, what was I going to say? No.

My acapellas. Yeah. Dude, the thing is I leave Drew at home alone all day and i'm like out hitting my social errands like seeing the people i need to see and i come back to drew and first of all no no she leaves me alone alone with my thoughts for hours i just stopped inviting drew places every time i do he's like no i'm busy i don't want to i gotta i gotta watch tornado compilations i have to watch a basketball game tornado compornado Compilations, and also be on my phone.

If I don't get 10 hours on my phone, I might die. Yeah, no, literally. No dead ass. But, okay. Well, I came home, and he was showing me what he's been doing on his phone, and it was freaking me out. What freaked me out the most is,

I don't know if you saw the video he made with Azul. No, I don't think so. I'm texting them right now. He recorded a video of a zoo of him terrorizing a zoo and i was like who did you send that to and he's like nobody so he just has a video of him like across the room like like terrorizing his own his all looks so fucking scared in the video and i thought he would have sent that in the text. Nope, it was just for him. And then...

I got a text from Drew like, what was it, Thursday or Friday last week? Wait, what is it? Put her shit in the bathroom. The thing is... This one's gross, Anya. I want to see, I want to see. Ew! Drew, let me see.

They're so nasty. It's just like the third most disturbing thing that's happening when drew has a goatee something shifts like i feel like that's when the san andreas fault shakes a little more is when drew has a goatee yeah no it's really it's like the nastiest thing you look really creepy yeah no i literally look like a fucking creepy monster. Last week, Drew texted me. He was like, oh, and you left. I'm alone. I'm going to kill myself.

And I was like, okay, I'm going to pull up because. And then when you pulled, by the time you pulled up, I was already home. I knew you weren't actually going to kill yourself, but I was like, oh, maybe he is like sad. Let me just like pull up and support him. And I get there. I was in a dark place for like 30 minutes. I get there and he like scurries down the stairs and like cracks it open. And he's like, oh, come in. And I come inside. I was in a dark place for like 30 minutes. I get there and he like scurries down the stairs and like cracks it open. And he's like, oh, come in.

And I come inside. I'm like, all right. Like, are you good? What's going on? And then he shows me what he was working on, which were like these schizophrenic ass acapella covers of songs. Those songs sound nothing like the songs. You and me thought one of them was like Bohemian Rhapsody or something.

No, we got to play them. There are songs that don't exist. Hold on. There are also like keys that don't exist. Okay, so. This is the most cooking. the main road search it oh here we go that's me a terrorist

inside you this is the one that we like me and kai literally could not understand what was going on. Girl, I have no idea. It's the baritone, dude. I will say, I don't think these are necessarily easy to make sound good. So I can't go that crazy. No, they sound good.

I don't even have. They sound good. I have too much pride to even try. They sound good. No, they don't. Do those do not sound good? I love you subjecting us to listening to all of them. Yeah, no, I'm going again. How many did you make?

I thought that was it. I made four. Was that four? Yeah, you played four. No, we didn't. What is this one did we talk about us reading the nemo script in the voices oh no so i've been doing this thing i mean we've been doing this thing i'll like just start like i found this website that like has like literally thousands of movie scripts and i'll just like go on there and read them and it's

like actually really entertaining but me and india in the living room the other day i pulled up the nemo script and it was the first time in my life i was like oh my god like we're giving like theater kid right now like i don't know we are like really annoying in that moment i was like we are so fucking annoying we were in the living room with like three other people and just taking the floor and performing for them they never asked they weren They weren't laughing. They were having a good time. They did not give a fuck and we were crying laughing. It was fun. But basically, I played Marlin.

And I was playing Coral. I was gay Marlin. Yeah, gay Marlin. Coral. Grab the kids. Coral, go back to the anemone. Yeah, we read the opening scene. Yeah, I think we did good i think rain has

a video she could send us oh really she recorded yeah yeah yeah send it send rain was probably the only one amused everybody else i give actor like i give actor when's your next break when's your big break coming soon dude i'll never forget when ivy was at your guys's apartment and like i think it was like me and Josh just sitting on the couch. No, I was there. Oh yeah, you were on the couch. We were all there. I know, but like,

everyone went to like Enya's room and it was just like me and one other guy on the couch. I forget who it was. I think it was Josh. I don't think I was there. It might've been Josh. We were just like sitting there in silence

and Ivy was like performing these Broadway songs. Like screaming at the top of her lungs. She literally performed to all of us for like an hour and everybody was crying laughing she is a fucking star y'all like she has the

it was honestly one of the most prolific but then everybody kind of got overwhelmed and left and it was just Kai and Josh and she was still like performing like she was dancing and performing. Like she was dancing and every like tab dancing upstairs neighbor activities.

Well, you're right. I owned a fire belly toad. No you didn't. Yeah, when I was younger. No, I know. When I wrote this note down, I was like, damn, I can't believe I've never talked about this, but I owned a centipede and I owned four fire belly toads

and I was terrible at taking care of them did they die uh yeah eventually um but the eventually the uh millipede that I owned I was so fucking proud of it I was genuinely like because I wanted I wanted to own exotic animals so bad. When I was younger, like, I was fully convinced, like, right now in my life, like, at the place I'm in now, I would have, like, basically a zoo in my house. Like, I wanted every animal ever. You wanted to be one of those YouTubers who has, like, eight million animals in plastic containers. Exactly.

Popped in them. Exactly. Like, I wanted, like, a thousand geckos. And, like, it was, like, awful energy. And I probably would have been addicted to opium as well but they um uh I had my millipede one day and it was crawling all over me and I loved holding it and it would like crawl up and down my arms and it was like like it was actually cute to me and it would like curl up into like a spiral and I would like hold it and it would sleep on me and one day I was walking down like a hallway in my house and like and you were no no no i i that's

probably no no so what happened was like i started smelling like a musky like musty scent and i was like what the fuck is that and then like my centipede is like crawling up my arm and for some reason like in this moment i was like filled with fear of that thing and i went and like flung it off and it like hit the ground and bounced and i was like i started screaming crying because like there was like nothing in me that wanted that to happen like for some reason i just got freaked out of it like because it was on my bare skin and i just like flung my arm and it literally freaking died and i was like seven or eight but i was like mortified i like cried for weeks and my parents were like we can go get another one

we can go get another one and i was like no me with your bug no literally when you killed my fucking moth with vinegar you're saying the musky smell was the centipede i think it like sprayed or like i think it was drew hitting puberty and not understanding it and smelling his own orbit and then looking down smelling it even more it wasn't like bo it was Drew hitting puberty and not understanding it and smelling his own armpit and then looking down smelling it even more and seeing that. It wasn't like BO. It was like, you know when snakes. Did it fart? No, I think it released a juice.

Can bugs fart? I know there's some bugs that can shoot acid out of their fucking ass. Not kidding. They spray acid all over bugs and kill them and shit. Well, I saw a video of somebody sobbing before going down the aisle of this man and i don't know like uh-huh like a wedding and i don't know if i would be flattered by that like if somebody was like about to marry me and they were sobbing before saying yes i'd be like wait we need to unpack because like actually there's no way like i i've had very

happy moments and i've like teared up but i don't know if i've like sobbed unless it's like a breakthrough with depression or something but no relationship as happy or sad as they made me have made me sob like that out of happiness yeah somebody was sobbing before tying their life to me legally i would be very concerned and i don't think i would be flattered but i can see how it can be flattering i want my spouse or soon-to-be spouse to be maniacally laughing like the joker during the wedding i want mine to be laughing like the riddler the rizzler okay well media of the week um kai made fun of me but i was reading the metamorphosis and reading metamorphosis by what is it franz kafka uh yeah well actually in his defense i was

like describing the book like it was my own idea um and kai was like you mean kafka like what um and yeah it's cool it's really fucking dark and sad um i've got a bunch of sad fucking books anything right now yeah any i've never read a book that made me like i'm happy like i'm happy every book i've ever read has made me so fucking yeah i don't know but it makes me feel good like seeing other people be sad it makes me feel good seeing other well because it makes me feel normal. Okay. Normal people scare me. I've been listening to the same music like for the past few months.

I've been in like a perpetual hole. That's Drew's situation too. Drew's also in that situation. Yeah. And you could never be sis. When's the last time you were in a hole let alone a perpetual one so yeah i got you thinking my name is carmen winston my name is carmen winston i'm 17 years old i'm very similar to you did i mention that i'm dead i was pushed down a hole fuck i really don't have anything guys i've been listening to the new raven lenay song love me not that's a good one love me

my friends asked me for a bunch of albums um and I'll give them to you right now. Carrie and, is it Lawal by Sufjan Stevens? How the fuck do you say that? Carrie and Lowell? Yeah, Carrie and Lowell. Sufjan Stevens? How do you say it? Sufjan?

Yeah, Sufjan Stevens. I love that album. It's really good. Then you played a song off this album and I started listening to it. Again, Oil of Every Pearl's On Insides by Sophie. Rest in peace. played a song off this album and i started listening to it um again oil of every pearls on insides by sophie rest in peace goat goat as fuck and then i made kai listen to an album and it was like i'm keeping it for myself actually i'm keeping it i'm keeping it it's top secret sauce y'all all right um well mine i'm just gonna say a few songs that will always make me happy but in a sad way uh good my goodbye don't meet i'm gone

carol king i said goodbye to me harry nelson and i've been listening to uncle ace by blood orange because of challengers and then i've i'm still listening to the mcgee album like a bunch because that album is so good candy is one of my favorites right now especially after watching like the live version and um yeah i really need to do some deep diving on music because I've been in a loop and it's scaring me. But I do find new songs. But then I just become obsessed with it, which I think is like a big habit of mine. Like I become obsessed with the same songs and I listen to them like 100 times.

And yeah, but also now that I have a car again, like I can actually listen to music. And I think not having a car realized how much less I was listening to music because like I wasn't listening to it while moving around i was listening to music in my friend's car but yeah that's it and i'm trying to think movie oh we re-watched problemista or did i say that last week no i didn't i don't think no i'm not um we re-watched problemista and that movie is so fucking good if you haven't seen it you need to watch it because i've heard so many people say that they love that movie is so fucking good if you haven't seen it you need to watch it because i've heard so many people say that they love that movie dude it's i haven't seen it it is like such a great debut

like i directorial day yeah i haven't like seen a directorial debut as like it also just feels like we're at like the start of something like a start the start of like a new like so many good movies have come out yeah um too many good movies too many what the fuck no there was like i feel like eight years where not one good thing happened yeah i haven't been alive as long as you so i don't know if i've had that long of a streak you've been alive for at least eight years not cognitively all right well guys thanks so much for watching oh oh psyop corner yeah these better be good or i'm gonna be pissed if i try to sneak a picture of you and the flash

turn on i'm slapping the shit out of you um okay this one's like mainly pertaining to me uh my dick is so big um i'd be scared to go to sleep because it'd be hanging off the bed and i don't want the monsters to grab my dangling dick is that it yeah oh no i got two more um actually one more teach your kids their real name no that one no yeah that's it i don't know you tell me teach your kids their real name no that one no yeah that's it i don't know you tell me teacher kids their real name the damn teacher called this baby name nine times he listening for stink of us he's listening for stink of it that was um from sienna and maddie submissions um well I have one that's not necessarily

that's kind of gross this is not a psyop corner or a meme I just thought about it in the car I already said it to you eating pussy with a dental dam must feel like taking a saran wrapped pre-packaged chicken thigh home and tonguing it just a thought I had but do practice

safe sex womp womp losers fucking prudes alright that's wrapping the first episode of the new set shout out to you team damn that echo that was good

should I give a better scream should I scream again are we gonna do scream challenge? Okay. Should I pull this back? Is it gonna, like, peak? I have to get... I have to... Hmm.

Ah! Was that good? Dude, it echoes for, like, 10 seconds. Fuck, I can't do it. Scream. I want to scream, but I don't want to take up space and disturb people. Wait, wait, wait. You have a lot to live up to.

Yeah, I know. It's hard. It's a tough act to follow. Why do you always have to do one where it's like one and then another? Cause I gotta get the second one out. The second one's the better one. All right. Well, thank you guys so much for watching.

Bye. Bye. Bye! I'm out.