Emergency Intercom - Nightmare Blurnt Rotations

Episode Date: September 3, 2021

from panic attacks to urges of murder with a sprinkle of hallucination and psychosis… this week we dive into our worst experiences with MARIJUANA POT DOPE GAS CAT-PISS etc…. Idk you probably couldn’t even smoke as much as us lol like you definitely couldn’t hang… we smoke a lot of weed. Like a freakish amount of pot Follow Enya on Insta: @EnyaUmanzor Follow Drew on Insta: @DrewPhillips09 To listen to the podcast on YouTube: bit.ly/EmergencyIntercomPodYT Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: bit.ly/EmergencyIntercom If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: bit.ly/EmergencyIntercom Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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This morning I woke up and my phone was broken. Not my fault. It's fully your fault. No, it was literally, you know what it was? It was the universe heard me talking about how much I like the camera on your phone and the universe manifested a new phone for me so it broke it broke my phone see i was thinking it was the universe telling you to get off your fucking phone because you're on your damn phone all the time no no um no actually when it happened i was like oh like this is the universe like trying to get india to get her burner phone

like she's been saying she wants to i know i i was thinking about that i was like i literally i'm not kidding that's why i was like i might just transfer not to say that an iphone 10 is a fucking burner phone like it's literally still an iphone but you actually i'm not kidding it is this sounds like so like hyper consumerism like brainwash but it is actually insane how much faster the new phones move especially with the updates versus this fucking hinky dinky donkey ass phone literally and the cameras on this are like absolute garbage yeah no like literally i know y'all can't see this and i'm literally we're not gonna make the effort to put it in but like look at the fucking camera on this one it literally looks i mean it's kind of it's kind of a lot it's kind of cool it's like blown out i know i am gonna

i think i'm just gonna Keep this one Until the new Fucking iPhone comes out Cause if I buy your phone Steve Jobs is about To announce a new one I'll sell you my phone

Imagine I thought Steve Jobs was still alive And I said that And I meant it Steve Can you just give me Your phone for free No

Oh my god I'm sorry I'm sorry Oh my god Just tell your parents Actually you know what i'm feeling good today you can have it you can have it we can trade i'll take the iphone no i'll take the broken one because the cameras on that one are kind of crazy yeah you can take that one the only bad thing about

this one is i don't have the wide lens so now i can't be goofy oh but yeah i'm just gonna keep this one but basically i just wanted to let everybody know because um i'm just different like i'm not like y'all i'm not like stuck in that capitalistic loop where i feel like this in like insidious need to go buy a new iphone the second my iphone breaks like i keep everything not because i'm a hoarder but because one day you'll need it see that's where my poor brain comes into use because people are like oh like just get rid of that phone. And I'm like, no, I need to keep it. What if something happens?

Like, I want to keep it. It's valuable. You're saying this like you didn't just spend, like, $5,000 in the past two days. Literally, Alisa sent me a picture that Combe released the ballet shoes that I just bought from the 2003 collection. They re-released a new pair. And I literally was like, how much? And I was like, wait, actually, literally don't tell me because I actually can't buy them like i should not buy them i literally i have two pairs of comb flats two pairs of ballet s and they don't fit nope neither one's too big one's too small yeah

i just look didn't you try to get it stretched out yeah and it didn't work because literally like the 2003 ones are made out of fucking wooden leather not even leather turns to dust as he stretches um but basically all that aside we're here to talk about weed yep i mean we've teased it a bunch before we're here to talk about our experiences with weed and i know we've said this probably 36 billion times online but we don't part partake in weed culture as much as you'd assume based off of our characters and how we act. Because we are fucking monsters. No, and we're hella chill. We're chill as fuck.

We're chill as fuck. But you know, sometimes we like to have a weed-induced panic attack. Every once in a while we want to freak the fuck out. Yeah, fully. So we smoke a little bit. Or eat a little bit, I guess. Yeah, I guess. Because I can't smoke.

Okay, like, okay. We'll explain our separate situations because we're, like, the same. But also, like, not because I can partake if I want. But it has to be very very specific yeah like i have to have weed that has like an intense amount of cbd in it for me to get high because if it isn't more cbd than thc i will literally lose my mind and like run away forever like it's like a paradox for you though because like you need uh cbd to like get high but then you smoke cbd and you sleep till 4 p.m the next day yeah and cbd literally sedates me which is

one of my theories is that like i think i am you would think i don't know how to explain this because like i in my head i'm like weed is supposed to calm you down but it literally gives me like such an adrenaline adrenaline rush that it like incites a panic attack. Sativa Inika. I don't know. I literally don't know. She doesn't know. I smoked just sativa once and I literally I started shaking and I almost went to psychosis

and I remember I was at Orion's house and I was like, do you have a CBD joint? Please, I need CBD now. Yeah, CBD fixed me but it might be placebo. I might just be like crazy. Yeah, and I do know I do um I found out that smoking on an empty stomach is really fucking bad like oh yeah that's probably why like every time I've ever smoked weed or eaten weed I've had just like the most awful psychedelic like bad trip experience of my entire life is because I probably don't have a full belly

oh fully yeah I'm curious to see if maybe one day um if I'm ready enough and all that trauma from those terrible trips is gone if I can just like eat a meal and then smoke and see if it's all good yeah that's actually another thing I always eat before like I'll be with someone who like enjoys smoking weed and they'll be like oh my god i'm gonna smoke and then we should order food and i'm like no i'm getting food in me and then i can like maybe join but maybe i'll have a midnight snack what is munchies munchies if you can't tell I feel fucking bat shit crazy today I don't feel normal I mean it's I'm not doing a good job at hiding it

at this point I'm not good at masking it I genuinely actually do think it's because you need to eat yeah because I think I was like I personally probably no it's just it's too much i think for me at the end of the day like as the consumer i want the i feel like people love weed so much because it's easy and like it feels good every time for them and like the fact that like

for you it's a gamble and then for me it's like i literally have to take all these precautionary steps to enjoy it most of the time it's like that's why i can't be like a full-time like consumer connoisseur because i'm like bitch i want to see you at like full-blown stoner phase like picking out the nug that has the most crystallization at fucking sweet flower whatever like doing the math on the thc and shit that would be fucking awesome but also i was thinking um as you were saying that i was like i don't smoke weed i haven't smoked weed since high school so i'm thinking it also could be the fact that i'm just eating edibles because or like taking edible weed because i know

it has like it's a crazy different effect. So maybe that has something to do with it. But like, oh no, I've had like fucking freak outs on just smoking weed too. I don't know. I just think I have like a weird brain chemistry. Like I think it just has something to do with like my anxiety. And then like weed just makes me like more anxious I don't know I go into it anxious every time I'm like oh maybe I'm gonna have a bad trip or some

shit yeah I guess I used to have that and then I like like was just like dude at worst things worse as I go to sleep I just go to sleep sleep. Because I think, like, the last time I had, like, a really bad. Actually, no, the last. My last really bad high was, like, so fucking bad. But I think. No, actually, no. My last bad high was when you had your last good high. Was literally because we're always on fucking opposite.

It's when you, me and orion got high together and i got too high which is again weird because i had just eaten dinner oh no i didn't finish dinner because that's why it was a big drama but i went home and i and i had there's drama to unpack there i know that i got high and i at that point i can recognize it when it's like not too bad. Like I've been good at being like, Oh fuck. Like I have to just go put myself to bed and like get naked and shake until I fall asleep. The absolute worst feeling in the world is like a bad high. And like you're laying in bed and you're like, I'm just going to go to sleep. I'm going to sleep it off.

And then you're like, brain is going a million miles an hour. And you're like literally freaking the fuck out. And I always go to this same thought where I'm like I'm trapped like this forever like I'm stuck like this like I'm literally gonna be stoned for the rest of my life like I literally hate this feeling I want it gone and then I wake up the next morning and I'm like huh that was like that was weird that was funny that was goofy I literally I don't know what I, I don't know what I think. I don't know if I think, like, I'm going to be stuck here forever. But I think I'm just, like, embarrassed and, like, freaked out.

Yeah. And, like, because I literally go into shakes. Like, I literally, like, I, like, physically start, like, trembling. And, like, I can't stop myself from trembling. Which is also why I think it's, like, an adrenaline thing. Because, like, each time it happens the same way. It's, like, I'm sitting and, like, I don't know myself from trembling, which is also why I think it's like an adrenaline thing, because like each time it happens the same way. It's like I'm sitting and like, I don't know what triggers it. Maybe it's someone mentioning that we're high or like, I don't know what it is.

You're high right now, aren't you? Dude, Christian did that to me once and it also destroyed me. Oh my God, you're so high. Yeah, I mean, literally. Actually, the first time I had a bad high, that's how it happened is I like, should I just get into that story? Um, yeah. Um, so my first like really bad high was I, I was, again, I was never like a stoner. Cause I think like we've said this before, like just in general, I don't like consume a lot.

Um, but like the first time I had a bad high at this point, I was like, I was fully chilled, like smoking, eating edibles. Like it didn't affect me. If anything, it took a lot for me to get high. So I was taking like anywhere from 25 milligrams to 50 milligrams of edible and like not thinking twice about it, which is like for the naive is a shit ton. Like that's, that's a lot of weed like yeah that is insane because like now i see literally someone take like a 10 milligram edible and i freak the

fuck out i'm like y'all are living life on the edge like you're a dangerous person you scare the fuck out of me actually a good fucking comparison is now for me to get high it only takes max like five milligrams and it has to have a bunch of CBD with that so I went from like being able to like down 50 milligrams and then on top of that like two hours later smoke because I'm like I'm not as high anymore like I could do that literally first coming to LA like you were stoned like the entire time like you smoked so much weed it was just like it was literally like it was one of those things where i didn't get to do in high school i couldn't do it at home if my dad's hearing this he's literally gonna kill himself because i haven't spoken to him about this

like literally it was just like one of those things where i didn't do it at home i didn't do it in high school and then once i graduated i was like damn i could just buy it here i'm gonna explore a little bit even though I couldn't buy it here. Yeah. But whatever. You get me. It was just like a thing here. But yeah, I was like, oh, I was in my, I maybe I did.

I had a little stoner phase, but it was like only within the week I'd be here. And then I would go home and like never do anything. Yeah. Um, but it was, dude, this day was a fucking nightmare. It was actually, what's that one convention? Uh, VidCon. It was, it was VidCon. I came to VidCon alone.

I had been up since 6am. I was there all day alone. I had intense anxiety because like, I don't do like well when like when, like, people come up to me, like, in big groups. It, like, actually freaks me the fuck out. And I think it's mainly because, like, in my head I'm like, y'all are about to attack me and I'm about to have to fist fight everybody. Like, I don't know you. You're like primal instincts kick in and you're like, oh my god, there's a lot of people surrounding me. I'm going to have to fight each one of them.

Literally. So, like, a bunch of people were coming up to me and, like, sure on the outside i looked normal but on the inside i was literally having a fucking panic attack and then after that long day of just like anxiety and running around alone i had to get in a two-hour uber back to la from anaheim because it was like during peak traffic my uber driver was a creep he asked for my number was playing like music that he made that it was literally him rapping over Goosebump beats. Like it was the most insane shit ever. At one point he like pulled off the highway and stopped to get gas

and left me in the car alone. And I was like, oh my God, I'm going to be murdered by him. Like he's going to murder me. We later on went to like troll the fuck out of him and it was awesome. Yeah. But I got back home i hadn't eaten yet which like i had done before i had like smoked and like had edibles on an empty stomach but i had anxiety all day i hadn't eaten and my friend was like oh i have like edibles do you want some and i was like yeah how much is that and she was like 25 and i was like

oh perfect so i took it didn't think anything of it me my brother my friend Ashley and her boyfriend at the time went to McDonald's I think Ashley's boyfriend was driving or someone had a car we were going to McDonald's and as we got to McDonald's I just like this was literally within like less than 30 minutes i went from like being like just exhausted anxiety ridden to like being belligerently high to the point that i like remember i went up to go order and i like i i just like could barely read the menu because my brain was just like being fucking like smushed by the ass of an edible and i was just like sitting there and i was like can i and i was like kind of stumbling over my words. And my friend Ashley from the side just goes, you're so high right now.

And it literally just instantly like, I was like, fuck, I am so high right now. Like I need to go. I need to get out of here. And I remember I like ordered stuff and I like went and like stood by the water, the fountain machine and was like trying to distract myself and get like juice. But Ashley and her boyfriend were, like, laughing at me. And Dante was kind of just watching and being like, what am I witnessing right now? Like, this is weird.

Dante was not high. Dante was just, like, sober in there. Dante's also my brother. I don't know if I mentioned that. But we get back in the car. I'm, like, in the car and I'm, like, shoving fries in my mouth. Because I'm, like, I think I need food. Like, I'm just, like, shoving fries in my mouth because I'm like I think I need food like I'm just like shoving fries in my mouth hella silent we get back to the apartment and the apartment like

was in downtown the Airbnb I was staying at and it was like the parking garage was like a loop like a spiral parking lot and we couldn't find our fucking floor so then I got the spins because um Dante was driving and was just like going in a loop up and down and up and down and everyone kept asking me like what's the parking spot number what's the parking spot number i was like dude i don't i don't know like please like stop talking to me right now please like actually i'm freaking the fuck out and then i don't even remember from the car to the apartment but i got into the apartment we're all sitting at this like island eating and all of a sudden like we're talking and i don't think i'm talking that much but the conversation starts like

slowing down and i don't know how to explain this but like sentences are still fluid but the way they're happening is is like if after every word you picked up the next word so it was like i think i need to drink water you literally just had a psychedelic trip yeah so it was like it was like i would say i and then for anybody who's not watching and didn't see my hand movie it's like i would be like i think i need to drink water and that's how the conversation was going we were all sitting in a circle and it was going like that and i just like in that moment i was like this is not normal and i just like put my head down on the counter and i'm not kidding i knocked the fuck out like i literally put my head down and i pass out and dante freaks out and like jerks me awake and i wake up and i see them and i don't know who they are and they scare the fuck out of me. You're literally the first person to overdose on weed.

You literally like overdosed and died. I'm not kidding because I literally did because they scared the fuck out of me. I got up and I start screaming like hysterical like woman in danger screaming. Oh my god. And I'm like in this apartment I'm shrieking. I'm like get the apartment i'm shrieking i'm like get the fuck away from me and i'm like screaming and running around this like it's not a big apartment it's like a one-bedroom apartment and i'm running in circles like running away from them

like screaming and they're obviously chasing me because they're like girl like they're going to grab me and i'm just freaking out and then finally finally, I, like, knock onto the floor. I think I, like, fall onto the floor onto my back. And I'm, like, looking up. And Dante's over me and is like, what's wrong? And I'm like, who are you? No way. And I, like, the only way to describe this part is, like, this is what my life felt like.

This is, like, a book book and this is what it felt like it felt like like that like like pages flipping rapidly yeah it felt like like speeding up and slowing down yeah like it was like going slow and then going really fast and then going really slow she gave you salvia she gave you dmt and then i'm like laying on the floor and i like close my eyes and it's just pure white and i like have zero thoughts and and like i start genuinely this sounds fucking crazy happening just off of an edible but i literally start thinking about my whole life like everything that's ever happened to me like i'm like a very similar experience yeah like. Like recounting my life,

like trying to like, it's like a part of my brain is trying to like feed me the information and be like, this is who you are. And I'm like, to Dante, I was like, my name is Annie Manzo.

Or like, I'm from Miami. You're my older brother. I have like three other siblings and like, I'm like trying to like feed the information that my brain is feeding me to Dante to like verify it, to make sure that I'm like a real human. Yeah.

And then I like get back up and I'm still in a full panic and I like run to my room and I like in front of everyone I start stripping down my clothes. And Dante's like hey hey like we're all here. And I was like look away. Like I don't know what I said but I like got naked and got under the covers I started shaking like because my clothes were like like suffocating me so I had to get them off and I got under the covers and I was like shaking and then I started making crazy accusations and like making up theories that I was like I I was like I I know today like I was alone with this person and this person and i think i was like given something from them and like this like dude it was actually insane like i was convinced all my deepest darkest

fears had happened to me um and yeah and then i woke up and i was like kind of still convinced about that part but yeah and then you had a bad trip like two months later and it re-triggered that like re-brought all that paranoia back and you like sat in my lap crying about it all and i was like i don't know what to do here but but like, I'm just going to pet your head and like, everything's going to be okay. I have a very similar, like bad weed trip story where, um, so like back in Texas, like, well, I have two really bad ones from Texas. Um, so the first one, like, um, I was in high school and like weed was still very illegal

and like my parents like weren't down for it or whatever. And just like all this crazy shit. Um, so me and my friends like bought like a baggie of weed. I don't know how much fucking weed we bought, whatever. Um, and like, uh, for some reason, like they pinned it on me. It was always like, I don't want it at my house. So you take it at, we'll give it to you and you can keep it at your house. And then like, for some reason, it fell back on me. And like, I had never smoked alone before. And I was just like, I don't want

this in my room, but whatever, like I'll, I'll have it in my room. So I had this like baggie of weed and like, uh, joint, uh, papers. And I was just like alone and bored one night on the weekend. And I was like, you know what? Like, I I'm gonna smoke alone and see what happens so I like took the weed out of the bag like crushed it up with my fucking fingers and rolled like I'm not kidding the worst joint I have ever seen in my entire life like it was actually a fucking toothpick it like has broken bones no literally it was like crinkly and like fucking just rancid looking it was like actually hard to look at it was so gross um and like i went out to like my balcony um and i smoked this joint and like i it like when i tell you like there was no weed inside of it like there was like no weed it was literally like i was just smoking a rolling paper but like for some reason i got

like blasted into outer space like literally like zooted beyond belief and I was like oh my fucking god like this is terrible like I hate this I hate the way I feel and then I just like went back to my room and tried to like have fun but I literally like couldn't like I was like just smile like you'll be fine just smile through it like you'll be okay you'll be okay and so I'm just like sitting in my bed like with my eyes closed like rocking back and forth like literally like just smiling like and then like I like almost like astral projected or some weird shit and I was like looking at myself in the third person and I was like oh my god I'm literally like I've lost my mind like I'm sitting

on my bed like smiling rocking back and forth. And then I'm looking at myself. It was this whole weird cycle of thoughts. And then I snap out of it and I open my eyes. And then I'm like, oh my God, I'm freaking the fuck out. I'm trapped like this forever. I triggered schizophrenia. I'm literally going to be like this forever. Oh my God, oh my God.

And just spiral thoughts, they just keep compounding and snowballing and it just becomes like a like a real thing for you if you're like having a bad trip and so I lay under my covers and I close my eyes and then I start thinking about my parents and I'm like oh my god like my parents like I'm up here like I'm a degenerate I just smoked a joint like my parents if they knew this would like literally like disown me like they're so disappointed in me. And like, that's like, even now, like as a 23 year old in a state where it's legal, like fully financially, like supporting myself when I smoke, I still have like intrusive thoughts in the back of my brain where I'm like, my parents would be so disappointed

in me. Like literally just like the weirdest shit. Um, so I'm laying in bed and then like like the craziest thoughts start coming into my brain like the craziest shit and i just like start i just start repeating the word like blood in my head over and over again like blood blood blood blood blood and like there's like a second thought in my head where it's like stop saying that stop saying that but i keep saying blood like over and over again and this went on for like 15 minutes and I was like your friends gave you math literally that's like I think I was like I don't know what the fuck it was but

I'm repeating blood over and over and over again in my head and I'm like oh my god like did I just like find out that I'm a serial killer like am I did I just like awaken the fact that I'm like an actual serial killer in my brain and like um I just want to like kill people now like I don't know what was going on and then I just had this like ridiculous thought I was like there's knives downstairs like get the knife and like and then I was like then I was like oh my god like this is real like I need to just like figure this out so I took a bunch of sleeping aid and just knocked myself out. And I woke up the next day and was totally fucking fine. And then probably like I should have just known then and there never to fuck with weed again.

Because like I literally think it's like from the devil. Like literally it's like devil shit. Like it like opens your fucking third eye and like it awakens you from society alcohol opens you up to demons yeah literally um no it like it's so evil like if it is evil to you um but then i like um like two weeks later i should have known better but i was like whatever like i'm with my homies like it'll probably be different so we're like in this like attic space because again like it's illegal where we live like we have to hide when we do it and um it's like furnished though and like this is the first time i've ever used like a bong before and like if you haven't used a bong before

like it is so much weed smoke all at once like it's really really gnarly and it hits you way quicker and it's just like this whole fucking thing and also like my friends would be like no like if you cough you get higher like you need to cough more and i was like no like it hurts like whatever so i take this like everybody takes a bong drip and then it comes to me and i'm like like i don't want to do this like this this is gonna suck but i like feel peer pressure not from they weren't like you have to do it but i feel like this just like if i don't do it i'll like be whatever i'll i'm you're gonna be a bitch yeah i'm a bitch i can i don't want to be a bitch so i like take this like massive bong rip and everyone's like no that was too much like that was a big hit like

that that's the most smoke i've ever seen come out of this bong like all this crazy shit like proud for like 0.0 seconds no i was petrified i was literally like oh my fucking god this is about to be so bad so then i immediately like stumble over to this couch and just like like close my eyes and like go into my head and like it was like i was like experiencing life from like a cell like from the very first cell that was formed in my mother's body like it felt like i like was like in that you know that spongebob episode where like the it's the white room and like the shapes and the words, like it felt like I was in that universe, but then like, um, like it was just like the world was exploding around me or whatever. And like, I like began as a cell and then like, I like formed into like a clump of cells and then I was

a fetus and then like I was born and I just like experienced my life. And like then it went on beyond like where I was now. And I like experienced like my life up until like death. And like it was this crazy fucking experience. Like it was literally the most hallucinogenic like psychedelic experience I've ever had in my entire life. Like even have like partaking in like mushrooms and Lsd and shit like that so i was just like holy shit like it wasn't necessarily a bad trip but it was like it was just like so anxiety inducing and like it fucked me up for like weeks no like years like i genuinely think it's like that was like the beginning of like my super like existential like thought processes and shit like

i really do think it was just like the kickstarter of my depression like existential like thought processes and shit like i really do think it was just like the kickstarter of my depression like i like couldn't look at i couldn't look up at the stars at night because i was just like so scared of like the infinite like universe and like my brain can't process that my god yeah dude it fucked my shit up but here we are now and you still be trying i'm still fucked up um but yeah those were like two of the most notable weed trips i've had and then like i've said it before but like recently i'd like had two milligrams of a weed soda and thought people were like trying to break into our house like hell no i like i have like another story but it's like so fucking gnarly. I like literally don't want to say it.

The one where I was like, literally like watching myself in like an ad or whatever. Oh, like that one was just so insane. And that one's like kind of, I feel like it'd be triggering. So like, I don't want to talk about it,

but it literally was like so fucking insane. Like on my last really bad, like psychosis ass shit i was literally like out of body watching myself experience the things i was watching and i was being told what not to do in my life to avoid the situation i was already in and it was so fucked up and like it was involving someone else and like the other person was like playing a part in the like infomercial i was watching it was insane um and yeah that also ended with me shaking and going to sleep i i've been pretty lucky like i haven't had like a bad weed experience probably since like 2019 yeah since late 20 which is because you like just figured out what works

for you yeah i just like during quarantine specifically like me and orion would like experiment and i thought sexually or yeah we would like touch each other's boobs and like get high so that it was like we were like a little more like chill with it like keep going oh huh oh sorry i forgot the mics and camera were here this is weird stupid um but oh i think that's also another thing is it depends on who you're with because like i would like try to get high with like literally everybody in the world and like in like situations where i didn't know people very well and i like yeah wasn't super relaxed around them and then i like just like filed it down to only getting high around like you and orion and then like wasn't super relaxed around them and then I like just like filed it down to only getting high around like you and Orion and then like from there I could like venture into like even other

people in the friend group but it was literally just like who are the people that have seen me at like my lowest and like most vulnerable and I was like okay Drew and Orion like because if y'all see me panic like I won't feel as much embarrassment and shame so like that was another thing was like I hated the feeling of like embarrassment and that would make all of my like bad highs even worse because like on top of just panicking from like being like fuck I'm like literally having a psychedelic trip right now like I was like embarrassed by the fact that like something that's seen as simple as weed was doing that to me but i feel like it's common yeah it's it's very common i was i was laughing because i was thinking about like next time you have a bad trip around me i'm literally gonna just

like make fun of you and like i'm literally just gonna be like nightmare like you're gonna have a nightmare like drew's fucking evil you're coming to a and O-Ran will be like very calmly watching TV and like watching like near death comps like high as shit just on the sofa. Dude, wait. We need to keep going. Sorry. Drew will come in and be like nightmare, nightmare. And be like oh my god y'all look so high

right now. It smells like weed in here. Did y'all smoke? Like just saying all this shit and like trying to freak us out. And I feel like there was like maybe one time where it like kind of almost got me but then i was like no he's like doing this on purpose like ignore him i i do to people that like understand that i'm joking but like i don't go into like a group of people who are like stoned out of their mind and i'm like y'all are like gross degenerate you did it recently like fuck i can't think of it but we were like i think in the car

or something and you like it was like me and a few other people and you were like oh my god y'all are like so high right now like and you always deliver it like that like you deliver it like you're gonna say something important so we all listen and then you're like y'all are so high right now are you okay like dude are you freaking out out? It's probably the most evil thing I do. It's like, I try to purposely green people out. Because I just want them to feel what I feel, you know? Because I forgot about this. But when I was back, my most recent bad weed experience was when I was back in Texas.

Oh, yeah. And I was, like, laying on the couch watching TV and I just had the gnarliest thoughts about like, um, like we were watching Netflix and I was watching these shows on Netflix and I was like, I was like, no, this is like garbage TV. Like we're watching garbage TV. And then we watched, I was like, I was like, we have to turn this off. We have to turn this episode off. Like, or we have to turn the show off because it's literally like, it was made by aliens to like, we have to turn this off. We have to turn this episode off. Or we have to turn this show off because it's literally like it was made by aliens to keep us down. Or some crazy freaked out thought process. So we switched it and we put on this magic show.

And it was like this dude doing... Which is like the worst thing to switch it to. But it was so confusing because it was like this dude doing like the worst thing to switch it to but it was like it was so confusing because it was like this dude doing magic but i couldn't tell if it was like a joke or if it was real or what and i just kept saying that out loud and i kept like audibly being like no no like no like turn this off and i just kept going into these thoughts about like how like like this is gonna like i literally sound psycho but i was like dude like tv is made to like keep the population at bay like like just like the most that's literally what everybody thought

in like the 80s yeah exactly like the most smoke thoughts you can ever have and i was like this is why i don't do like this is why i don't smoke or take edibles because i literally like cannot remember like the last good experience I had and even like like I don't know I don't know I don't care but like literally I could just go on shut the fuck up whatever um but I'm like not anti-weed because I know it does help a lot of people but like for me personally I'm like it's it was made by the devil um like literally and it's trying to kill me constantly you're like it's trying to kill me when the only person to go put it in you is you like exactly no the weed it controls people i think fuck i was just thinking

oh that reminded me of um when i went to texas for like that fun party we went to what was that party i went to texas for uh my brother's funeral that was the event of the year but when i went to texas for that and i like brought the um my like chocolate edibles and i like that one that edible is like five to five five g and c five c p d and i just remember i got i just realized where you're going i got so high with drew's family who i like this is my first time meeting them and we like all like got a little like some of us got a little high and i got high and you were trying to get us all to play katan and i literally i was like dude like my brain don't play katan with me do not you're a fucking cheater i don't cheat i just play the chaos agent i like causing

people pain i like being the villain i like being the villain i can't be the villain in real life so i'll do it in fucking board game reality but we was trying to get us all to play the tan and i was like dude i can't like my brain can't do this and then i got hungry and i got up there was like leftover like tacos that i could make in the kitchen and i got up to go make tacos and i'm like she was in the kitchen for 45 minutes and okay she was in the kitchen for 45 minutes. Okay, she was in the kitchen for 45 minutes making small little sounds. You'd hear tinfoil crunch, and then you'd hear a drawer open and shut. Then you'd hear a spatula. And she was in there literally forever.

I was sober, so my grasp of time was very accurate. And I was like, what is she doing in there? What is she doing in there? What is she building in there? And like, she came back with like the two most bunk, like literally two bunk fucking tacos, like the most bunk shit I've ever seen. No, I don't know why I made me think. I just had a wonderful conversation with a friend. That's what I felt like walking into the kitchen. I was literally just in there like thinking in my brain.

And the thing is i did get anxiety because i was like i've been in here for so long and i think who one of my uh i think your mom my mom was like you were in there forever and then everybody just died laughing and and i remember you know what made it even longer is because i every now and then i would stop and like look over to see if y'all were looking at me and like I would like spend like three minutes like eyeballing y'all to see if somebody looked up to look at me and it made the process slower because I'd like do one thing and then be like dude I've been doing this for so long like look over and see if y'all were looking at me dude but that's one of those times where like I got anxiety but it wasn't like

like gonna kill you yeah it wasn't gonna kill me it was like funny because i was like dude if i'm in here for any longer it's like it's gonna be like too funny like i like need to get out dude i just like i romanticize like sneaking around my like family so much like with weed like i i'll like think back to like all the times that i like snuck out of my house to like go do like bad shit with my friends and like like coming in and like having to be like quiet like getting past the front door in the moment it's like the scariest fucking thing in the world like one wrong move and like you wake up your house or whatever also my parents like were like heavy fucking sleepers because i would be loud as shit coming into the house and they would never fucking wake up but i just literally love that um feeling like or

thinking back on it like sneaking around i don't i didn't really really have that because again like i just was like too scared to like get in trouble in my house like my parents were just like so strict that like there wasn't really that but i did i think i smoked in miami maybe like two three times in my life maybe like four random ass times um and i would like try to sneak alcohol from my dad but he like always caught me like he genuinely almost always caught me so embarrassing i don't know if he told you all this he told us yeah literally like awesome like he like made fun of you behind your back about it dude i know when they went to miami my dad told them this story but my dad would like my uncle used to have a restaurant my dad would go out to this restaurant like to go hang out with my uncle

and like just fucking i don't know do what adults do like talk shit about their lives i don't know like he would just go like every weekend and it was like a saturday night he went to leave and i was like party i was like i'm gonna have a drink and i remember i literally i'm dumb as shit i didn't even let him get like a block away like the second he walked out the door i got up to go touch the alcohol and i literally like there was just the table with all the alcohol i literally the second he left i don't even think i don't remember how long he was gone i'm not kidding he said it like he was gone for 30 seconds yeah he told me the story like you were gone he was literally like walked to the car yeah and

walked to the car i was like oh i forgot my wallet and like turned around to come back in and came back in the second my hand was on the bottle my dad just stood at the door was looking at me he was like what are you doing and i was like nothing and i just like got up and turned and went like went and sat back down and i'm so embarrassed like you literally like nothing oh cleaning i was just checking the levels to see if the seven year old siblings none of the other siblings were touching it. You're like literal children siblings. Yeah and I think the other time was after prom. I like me and my friend Annie who I went to prom with like got back to my house and I like took alcohol and like drank with my friend. Oh my god. And then the next morning my dad was like did you

touch that alcohol? And I was like yes. And then he was like don't do that. And I was like okay. Yes. The first time touch that alcohol and i was like yes and then he was like don't do that and i was like okay yes um the first time i ever drank not no this isn't the first time i drank but like dude i was like a badass i mean there's nothing to fucking do in shit ass nowhere texas so like literally all we would do it's it is so common for like teenagers to do this shit. I was barely 13. Okay. Maybe I was barely 14. You're like, I was 8.

I was 8 years old. But, like, this is probably the dumbest shit I've ever fucking done in my entire life. So, like, we start the night at my friend's house like across the town and like we're like we're like angsty and we're like oh like we should do something like fun tonight and like mind you we're literally 13 14 years old like none of us know what alcohol is no one knows what alcohol does to us we've just seen like adults adults do it and like um just all this like we had just no we had no idea what we were getting ourselves into but like we went into my friend's fridge grabbed like probably like six beers and like i had pants on and i put them in my pant leg and i called my brother and i was like yo like

come pick us up we want to go to my other friend's house and he was like ugh like whatever sure and like we got into the car and like the the beers in my legs were glass and they were clinking against clinking against themselves the entire car ride and like my brother's like 18 at this point or however old he was so he knows what the fuck's going on but he's like really like y'all are like children like what are y'all doing so they're like he like knows what's up he drops us off and we like get to the house and there's enough beer for like one beer each and so we all like have this beer and we fucking chug it and like we're all obviously obliterated off of one beer because we're literally like 30 pounds like whatever and like uh my other friend who's

lightweight like one beer no i swear like it was high alcohol percentage and then so my um the friends whose house we went to is like oh my mom keeps alcohol in the refrigerator we should drink it or in the freezer so he like pulls out like the biggest bottle of gray goose i have ever seen still to this day it was one of those like giant one of the biggest bottle of Grey Goose I have ever seen still to this day. It was one of those like giant ones. Yeah, one of the giant ones you see like behind counters at like Olive Garden. Exactly. So we pull it out.

It's like three quarters full. And we just start chugging it and drinking red Gatorade and chugging and chugging and chugging. Like to the point where like between the four of us or five of us it was four five of us we finished this entire giant bottle of gray goose oh my god and like which like for like a person my size to drink that much between five people is a shit ton of alcohol but literally like being that young like i don't know how none of us died like it was gnarly like we were like literally out front like rolling naked in the grass like projectile vomiting red all over the place because of the fucking gatorade like crying like literally like like crying mom like

mom like i want my mommy like freaking the fuck out and um my brother like calls me and i don't answer and he's like oh these fuckers are like up to no good so then my brother comes back and like bangs on the door and like makes it he's like police like open up and like we're freaking the fuck out we're like stammering around like we fill the bottle back with water and put it in the freezer like put freezer i mean put water in a bottle and put it in the freezer to try to cover up our tracks. Like, his mom wasn't going to notice. She was fucking drinking water. And my brother just, like, opens the door and comes in.

And he's like, what are y'all doing? And we're like, like, my friend's, like, holding back vomit. And, like, we're like, nothing. And he's like, no, I know what y'all are fucking doing. I see the beer bottles everywhere. Like, Drew, you're coming home with me. And so, like, nothing. And he's like, no, I know what y'all are fucking doing. I see the beer bottles everywhere. Drew, you're coming home with me. And so I go home. My homies are left at this house.

And my mom is just sitting on the couch. And I walk in like an actual TV show drunk, just obliterated. I take my slides off my feet and just throw them across the room. And my mom's like, Drew, come here. feet and just like throw them across the room and i like i my mom's like drew come here and i'm like okay and like i go and sit on the couch and like i'm like yeah i'm like nodding off and spinning and like she's just giving me like the typical mom like i'm disappointed in you and that made me feel like fucking shit she was like i'm i'm not mad at you like we'll talk about this in the morning but i'm pissed at you and i grab a broom and i like throw it at the wall and like my brother's like laughing his ass

off and my mom is like holding back laughs because like she's watching her like she can't be mad because it's yeah i mean she can be mad but she can't be mad because it's literally fucking ridiculous yeah it's it's like comical yeah it's like whatever and so i go into my bed and like i just marinate with that i'm disappointed in you And I'm just like laying there like one leg off the bed, just like fucking spinning in outer space because I'm so obliterated. And then I wake up the next day and not hung over. And me and my mom had a conversation about it. And all is well. All was well. Dude, just like the putting like water, like being that young and not knowing that like alcohol does exactly exactly and so i get a call my mom gets a call the next day from this guy's mom and she's like i think our boys were drinking last night and she was like i wasn't gonna she my mom wasn't like a snitch like she was chill or whatever it's like she was like boys do boy shit sometimes and learn their own fucking learn from their own mistakes and she was like because my

gray goose bottle was exploded in the freezer like it had literally exploded like to fucking powder and there was just an ice block in there and she was like like dumb asses and he got reprimanded and yeah just whatever but literally so funny that like that shit like happened like i don't know just like young and dumb i guess i don't know young dumb and broke young dumb young dumb and broke young dumb young dumb and broke what song is that i Young, dumb, and broke. What song is that? I think it's Amine. I don't know. Or Zeke. Zeke. What the fuck is Zeke?

Wait, what the fuck is his name? Do you know that song, Young, Dumb, and Broke? Khalid? Yes. Yes. Yes. Zeke. Zeke? You know who Zeke is we won't expose we can't talk about zeke but we'll talk about zeke when we have josh on the podcast we're gonna press him for that shit i know literally like why did why did he have to die that's all i'll say like why do you have to die

um fuck i was gonna say i literally i maybe one day we'll get into like press play and what that really was the worst time of every of not the worst time of my life because i did honestly parts like it was like the my favorite memories as a teenager it was so much fun but it was like the best thing ever like getting taken advantage of by like a scumbag manager not fun not good but press play memories fucking awesome like yeah like so fun and like oh my god one day we'll talk about it but that is where i like experimented yeah i was like 16 17 and that's where i started like dabbling and like oh my god i'm like young and i'm like drinking with my friends and like i know someone who anybody who's like been here but no

one's stupid because even the like the fans who would come to press play would like we would see like other 16 year olds running around belligerently drunk we'd be on our floor and we'd go to the lobby and they would all just be fucked up too like fucked up in the lobby like eating papa john's and dominoes dude literally my first memory with christian um was like my second press play i think and or like my my favorite one of my favorite memories with christian is their second press play i got super drunk because i was like trying to be cool or whatever um and i was like i have texas blood in me i can handle it i got like obliterated and we ordered pizza to the door and i grabbed the pizza and i just frisbee it off the balcony and everybody's like dude why did you do that like what is your fucking issue remember um uh nug jenner nug jenner dude that was so i haven't seen that much weed in person since yeah since Yeah, since then. There was someone we knew who, like, was a, like, huge stoner.

And they left, like, this is a playlist memory. Yeah. But they left, like, a big jar of, like, literally, like, a fucking cookie jar. Like, those huge cookie jars full of weed in our room. And we put a wig on it. And we called it Nug Jenner. Kylie Jenner's, like, sister. Kylie Jenner's,'s like that was actually her

firstborn oh we predicted stormy because we were like this is nug jenner like kylie jenner gave birth to fucking a jar of weed nug jenner so smoke we have pictures of it somewhere i know i do on my like old laptop because nug jenner was iconic the yellow wig um but yeah dude i think we should talk about what we're gonna say oh our dream yeah dream and nightmare blunt rotations yeah okay i wrote mine down i know i cheated and you were like we can come up with them on the spot but i'm just not good at that yeah um so i wrote mine down um So I'll start with Nightmare. So I'll start with Nightmare Blunt Rotation. I'm going to name my...

If I have a baby, I'm going to name it Nightmare. Blood. Nightmare Blood. Oh, my last name being Cheesecake. No one wants to talk about that. Philly Cheese. Cheesecake. All right.

So my Nightmare Blunt Rotation. James Charles. I think that's just very that is a fucking nightmare i think you can come to your own conclusions on that like that would be the worst thing okay it would just it would be terrible it would just be awful um okay then i have the nelk boys like that instagram Chads, whatever, like absolute nightmare. Those are the guys who, if like you were getting high via bong rips would like make you do a dab against your will. Literally. And then they'd start freestyling around.

They'd start like white boy freestyling, like put on a tight beat. I want to rap. I also have white boy who wants to freestyle as a nightmare. I have, I have josiah as corella so like a little backstory we watched corella and josiah watched the new corella movie like 18 000 times like he's watched it probably 15 times i don't know what the fuck his deal is with that movie but he's watched it so many times that it's like starting to like actually affect his like brain chemistry.

And every once in a while, he'll just randomly like pick up this cane that we have and become Cruella for hours. And like, he like has like dialed in this character, like so poorly, like he has two lines that he just repeats over and over again. Like what are the lines?

Like, um, fuck. Do you remember? It's lines that he just repeats over and over again like what are the lines like um fuck do you remember it's uh need to know need to know basis need to know basis and then there's another one um but literally just like nightmare it's awful it is so bad and josiah is usually good at like picking up like he had his um what's her name like harley quinn oh my fucking god he had his harley quinn moment after after birdcage dude josiah harley quinn and josiah carella josiah devel like i literally like if i could like turn josiah's like if i could go in and lobotomize that part of Josiah's brain where he becomes these characters, like, I would.

Like, I don't care. I don't care. Putting him under the knife and, like, killing Harley Quinn and Cruella at his brain. But Harley Quinn wasn't as bad. Cruella's really bad. It's just so, it just, like, literally, it's annoying. It, like, it sets off, like, a rage I haven't had since i was like 15 angry at my siblings like i literally he does it and like i become like infrared like angry and i want to like beat the

shit and this motherfucker knows it makes us angry and he feeds off of that energy like he feeds off of like so like literally i don't like when he's corella like i don't look him in the eyes like i give him nothing i don't respond to him I give him absolutely nothing because he will keep fucking going. Yeah, I started doing that too. I just like literally will walk away. Yeah, leave him in the room doing it alone. And he'll keep doing it in the room alone for like five minutes, hoping someone will come back.

And we just don't. It's just so gnarly. And then my final nightmare blunt rotation is any bird. Just in general. I hate fucking birds. You hide in a room with James Charles, Nugboys, Josiah in a full Cruella de Vil costume

and a bird like trying to get out and hit the windows. It sounds like a fucking nightmare for a reason. Yeah, that does sound like a nightmare. Because birds are evil. Like literally, like I'm not into the birds aren't real shit. They're real,

but they know what they're fucking doing. They're so erratic. They like will come after you and shit on you. I have no reason to hate birds as much as I do because I've never been shit on. I've never been attacked. But walking through a flock of pigeons is the scariest thing in the world. They'll just come after you. They just come after you.

I've never been – no bird has ever come after me. And then guess what i i found out i'm literally a psycho and then i found out there's this species of bird or hawk or falcon in australia that when there's bushfires they fly down and grab sticks that are on fire and fly like 15 miles away and drop them in dry brush to fucking hunt. If that's not the most evil shit you've ever seen, they'll start wildfires. They're literally serial arsonists. Like birds are fucking dark. This is their planet.

But they're evil. Like they're evil. We're literally, we are the invasive species to animals. I'm not somebody who gets too mad at animals other than fleas. Because I'm like, okay, fuck all that biology shit where every animal is important. Get rid of that, motherfucker. Yeah, get rid of fleas. Get rid of fleas. Period.

I'm not saying eradicate the bird population. We need them. I think Lucas was saying that. He was like, he would put a dome. He would get all the birds onto one island, put a dome there, set off a nuke in the dome and kill every bird. No, I don't think every bird deserves a die because we do actually need them. But I'm just saying every bird should stay away from me

because I will start throwing punches now. Like, I will start beating fucking birds' asses. Like, I don't care. I literally don't care. I literally hate birds. Like, so fucking fucking much like genuinely have a fear of them yeah like anytime they fly whatever i could go on for hours and hours about my hatred for fucking birds but should we do your nightmare now or my dream the thing is i i like was really trying to think of a nightmare of mine oh my god actually i'll start with an influencer, Tana Mongeau. That'll be my nightmare, is in a room with Tana Mongeau.

I can't really, like, think of anyone else. I would fuck with Tana Mongeau. Like, I would like to smoke with her. I feel like she has a lot going on up there. No, I would feel like she would need, like, to smoke so much to get high. I don't, she doesn't get high anymore. Yeah, no, there's no way she's getting high. She gets sober, and that's her being high.

She's high all the time i don't think actually maybe that would even be a nightmare i think like between tana mojo and like james charles james charles is more of a nightmare to get high with like that would literally be like that sounds like being in a room with like the eight clown high that's like that's what it feels like in my head um i'll start with my dream blunt rotation instead of nightmare because i like can't think i was in the bed and i was like who would be a nightmare to be any man i don't know like that immediately is a nightmare but like especially any man i think all of mine were men yeah yeah all of yours there's a reason for that i did have ellen um as a nightmare

because i literally think she's evil but like i think she's actually evil like not like oh look she doesn't pay her workers no i think she's an actually like evil energy she's a demon yeah she's an actual demon like reincarnated but um sorry okay my dream blunt rotation is florence pew alisa and orion they have to be there because like those are people who every time I'm high with them, it's always a funny kiki. Florence Pugh because I'm in love with her.

I was going to say Rihanna, but she would make me so horny that I would be high as fucking extra charged and horny and I'd be like, come on, fuck. Let me have a second here. Or it would cause me anxiety. So actually, maybe Ranna is like in my nightmare rotation only because she would like I would be horny around her and it would make me really insecure and like I would have intrusive thoughts

about like how weird it is that I'm attracted to her. And I feel like she could handle her weed better than I can. So she would be like high and super chill and that would give me anxiety. And you're in the corner like fucking shaking and sweating. Yeah. This is literally the second episode I've mentioned Rihanna. I'm like, I need to get a life. We need to save Rihanna once the wealth war happens.

Because like she's a billionaire now. And like. No, yeah. Rihanna's good. I'll let her take refuge in my house. On one condition. That she makes me an album a year. An album a year.

Yeah. No, do like three years because i i do think you need like time between albums yeah to really just let it resonate yeah but like we were talking about this the other day cool fucking conversation like can we stay on topic but we were talking about this the other day and like anti being her last album if that is her last album is a serve it's the serve of the century it's like really like truly like artist mastery like you don't let yourself fall down you don't let yourself become an eminem exactly you stop you stop it before you stop it before it's too late but i feel like we're

gonna get one more rihanna album maybe a beyonce album i don't think we're gonna get another beyonce album which is like an actual war crime it's heartbreaking but what was the last one lemonade i think the carters maybe but that doesn't count because that's a joint album we'll probably get another carter's album i'd be down for a carter's album and i i know nikki minaj has one more album contractually obligated so i think we're gonna get one more Nicki album as well which is like like that's the harsh reality of growing older getting older that's the harsh reality of growing

up is that Beyonce's not making another album exactly I'm gonna like actually piss myself like okay should I try and come up with my nightmare okay i'm stealing from you it's gonna be james charles okay any straight man that i don't know honestly like randomly enough i was thinking drake i know i like said i want to have sex with him and i and i will be having sex with drake soon that like big things are coming like I will like be having sex back to back you and Drake back to back just slamming asses BBL Drake we're literally never gonna have sex it's just like fun to talk about um so Drake James Charles any like random man I don't know like in my head like I'm like standing outside of like the nice guy and james charles walks out and i'm like smoking alone and james charles walks out hi sisters and he's like can

i get a hit and i'm like because i'm high and like scared that he like exists i like give it to him and then drake comes out and he's like also smoking and he just stands next to us and i start freaking out and then a random man sees drake and he's like oh yo i love your music so much can i get a hit of that and he starts smoking with all of us and that's my nightmare rotation and i have an uber that's coming but because of like the high surge and everybody trying to leave at once it's like 30 minutes oh hell no that is a nightmare situation oh my god wait i i know i keep getting off topics but one day we have to tell our james charles stories like literally one day we have to get into that um but okay my dream

blunt rotation azalea banks i feel like that bitch has a lot to say i feel like she would be so fun yeah it would just be like she just would open my mind like she would just because everything she's ever said i agree with not actually yeah not actually um okay retin link from good mythical morning morning just like really wholesome energy evident caitlin yes i'm adding that to my dream okay keep going um the guy who zapped that girl into a different dimension. Do you know what I'm talking about? Yeah. Wait, let's act it out.

We're all energetically connected. There's no such thing as coincidence. That fool. That, literally, he knows what he's saying. Like, he knows what he's fucking saying. No, bitch, he would make you existential because he'd be high as shit what he's saying like he knows what he's fucking saying no bitch he would make you existential because he'd be high as shit and he'd be like but he'd be comforting while he did it okay um where the fuck is he getting those children he has like 18 babies now um and then i have caesar from the planet of the apes that motherfucker wait saul goodman but it's bob onukirk in character okay okay i'm high with him

okay but yeah caesar from planet of the apes because i mean that's like a no-brainer like that motherfucker knows things he is scary no he's not he's like is it oh he's like torn i he's like i don't like i want to like rise because we were tortured our whole life. I'm thinking of the other monkey in Planet of the Apes who's, like, really scary and, like, doesn't fuck with Caesar and, like, throws him around in that one scene. Like, Caesar, I mean, Caesar's kind of a bitch because he plays both sides, but whatever. And then I have HRH Collection. Oh, my God. Because imagine HRH Collection and azalea banks like just communicating

fuck your dream blunt rotation was so good can we just like amalgamate ours like imagine that room that would be too many people and i would have anxiety we would have to like put weed in a uh an air diffuser yeah and just like gas it into the air oh if i was crossfaded though it would be like literally it would be magical if i was crossfaded, though, it would be, like, literally the time of my life. It would be magical. If I was crossfaded, my nightmare blunt rotation would turn into my dream blunt rotation. Does that make sense? Like, it would become good.

See, that was my problem with my nightmare rotation as I was writing it out. I was, like, I'm so, like, dark and evil. Like, there's, like, a part of me that, like, wants to, like, see that happen and be, like, in that really shitty situation. And just, I just want to see James Charles high. Like, I just want to see that full high and freak the fuck out because whatever. Oh, my God. I'm going to piss my pants. Okay, yeah. That's the end of this episode.

Media of the week is I don't have my phone, so I have to go off the top of my head. Reminiscing by... I don't know the band. So... Because I don't have... I think the River Band. I don't know. On My Mind and Mine by Everything But The Girl.

Oh, and Wichita Linemen by Glenn Campbell. I just made... What's so annoying about my phone dying and like breaking is I just made one of my favorite playlists I've ever made for my ride back from Joshua Tree and like everything on that. But I wouldn't give you all everything because then like, what would you come back for? Okay. So my media, I like Yellow by Coldplay right now.

I'll admit it. Whatever. I'll let it go. I like Noah's ark by coco rosie that's a really fucking solid song um and like this is embarrassing for me to say um oh my god i know what you're gonna say i think we're coming to an end on the imagine dragon slander i think i think we're almost there i can't listen to a song fully and enjoy it but it like i listened to like a few of their songs with an open heart and an open mind recently and it wasn't the worst thing in the world and they have world. And they have to be doing something fucking right to have 80 billion streams.

Okay, then say that about Ed Sheeran. No. Exactly. Ed Shee-Banshee. Literally a witch. And then Everything He Needs by Carly Rae Jepsen. He needs me. He needs me.

He needs me. He needs me. He needs me. He needs me. All right, that's the end of the episode. My SIM card, I think, is wet. And then my phone, my backup phone isn't working anymore. So my life is a nightmare.

Go watch Oldboy 2. Just that. Oh, you know what you should watch? Your fucking mouth, bitch. Whatever. Bye. I'm also about to shit myself. I'm quitting.

Go ahead, bitch. Bye. Bye. Why the fuck are you still here? Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye Go ahead, bitch. Bye. Bye. Why the fuck are you still here? Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye.

Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye.

Bye. Bye.