Emergency Intercom - Normalize being an awful person

Episode Date: August 25, 2023

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Why are you... Welcome back to Emergency Intercom. Okay. Motherfucker. See, and that's just, he thinks he can carry it all alone. It's all fun and games. It's all fun and games. Yeah, you're having fun.

It's all fun and games. That's me when you found out I was banging your mom. I was like, it's all fun and games. It doesn't have to be. There doesn't have to be anger in that, you know? Oh. Right. Oh, right.

Drew, are you okay? No, I'm literally being attacked. I'm being attacked constantly. He's being attacked by all the people in his fucking head. How are you? Hey, we're doing a podcast. You should have just, like like start scrolling through your phone. Okay.

He just, he needs his time. Guys, seriously. Wait, we popped up in one. That was such a real reaction. That's how I scroll through TikTok is like just boom, boom boom boom i know that's when i know it's time to walk away from the app when i can't even watch a like 30 15 second uh i almost said episode you know video you know i'm like i you know those like uh game cafes in japan where like people will die like shitting themselves and like buckets and shit and they just die because they like are so addicted

to the game yeah they don't eat that's how i'm becoming with my phone it's like to the point where i'm like laying immobilized in bed and like my brain is like get rid of this phone like throw it just throw it across the room and my hand is like clutching it tighter and tighter and it's like white knuckling and i'm like trying to get rid of it and then i just keep scrolling and it's like i get so frustrated with myself that I'm still scrolling but I just can't stop scrolling oh wow can't stop scrolling we gotta make that a song yeah that'll be a hit it's like uh that's what the mask did that's what the point of the mask is I hate that one oh wait um it's like never mind i i just had a moment again sorry i sound like i'm having a stroke but i just had a moment again where my joke would have only made sense if i literally

interrupted your sentence and then i started to interrupt you and i was like oh my fucking god i have to stop doing that i was gonna say the voice in the back of your head is literally in your room you were experiencing like a lord of the rings type of like experience with fucking Gollum and the ring and that's like you're but that's also he's just a schizophrenic character but maybe we should delve into that but like he literally like he has voices in his head in a really scary way and I hate that I even know so much about the Lord of the Rings I don't even know but that was like something my family watched growing up but we don't have to leave that in because nobody needs to know that I'm a Lord of the Rings no we're leaving that in Inya is a lord of the rings stan she watches all of them she's even

down to the hobbit feet look like that like that was unnecessary for people like me somebody had a foot why big big hairy feet big man feet oh okay oh okay. Oh, okay. We didn't say anything. You're the one going off about, like, man feet. Yeah, whatever. Just say what you fucking want to say about me. Like, oh, I'm nasty. Oh, I'm gross. Dude, we didn't say anything.

We didn't say anything. We wouldn't judge you. Oh, yeah, y'all didn't say anything. Y'all didn't just call me a freak bitch. Yeah, because I, like, big, hairy hobbit feet. Like, what the fuck? We didn't say anything. You said it, and then you got super

weird can we just move on because y'all are attacking me we i mean we're waiting for you to finish oh i'll wait oh i'll wait i'll wait for you to finish oh oh i'll wait oh oh all right that's what that email called you i got the same one wait which i wonder if they changed the oh for that magazine i wonder if they changed the wording a little bit but you need to i want it yeah i want it to be known that this is something i want to do and i thought it was hilarious and i'm not offended by it at all but i got an email asking me to be like to uh be a part of their magazine and i think like it's like a spread or i don't know like a big interview like i'm cover model like material like they want me to i mean yesterday when you were

saying it it was way more subdued of an email um yeah they just want me to be like a really big part maybe even like editor-in-chief of the company one day but we'll get into that later um but but the the issue like without spoiling it too much they basically were like we just like freaks we want to talk to freaks and people who have and like gay like we want to talk to gay freaks and i was like oh it's like this this issue we're going to be exploring what it's like to be a freak and we're gonna be exploring sexuality yeah and i was like oh so i'm a gay freak i got the same email and then i had to reply and i was like hey you need to get rid of the last part because that is not fucking me the freak and then we got into a big argument me and this person yeah so i guess i'm not getting

the cover with you it's gonna be that's great i got an email from the big perfect penis magazine oh really yeah bp bpp bpp didn't they spill oil into the ocean or something yeah and they got they got flagged down for photoshop yeah like it came out that they all they do is photoshop that's a different company this is just a magazine that focuses on people with big perfect penises i think you're supporting a big oil company that fracks and causes earthquakes no this is a totally different thing okay you would though that's kind of your vibe that was supporting oil money i saw you just give that i saw this girl talking about like literally gaslighting gaslighting, what the fuck is gaslighting? It's like this new thing. It's like similar to gaslighting, but it's called gaslighting.

It's like, you know, like, wait, wait, this is a bar. You know, like Kaylee, like L-E-I-G-H. It's gaslighting, like L-E-I-G-H-I-N-G. It's like, it's a good vibe. I didn't understand the first part of that. Like, what word did you say? Kaylee, like the middle of America names keep getting longer. And it used to be like K-A-Y-L-E-Y or whatever.

However you spell fucking Kaylee. But now it's K-A-Y-L-E-I-G-H. And it's like Daxley, D-A-X-L-E-I. They add Lee to the end of everything. But if you are changing it from gaslighting to gaslighting, you know that only one letter changes. It doesn't add a letter but it's like you're saying like l-e-i-g-h-t-i-n-g yeah yeah yeah but i saw this like person talking about um like in gaslighting the audience about like what it was like to be a victoria's secret model back

then and like they were like i mean it's like not our fault that like we're so beautiful and we have such good genetics and like saying like and sure they edited the shit out of us but like a lot of it was us and they were like making it seem like the young generation of girls growing up on victoria's secret was like the problem that they girls growing up on Victoria's Secret was like the problem that they were tuning in and like I don't know I just thought it was funny um because yeah well because you're trying to tell an extremely hot person that they're not that hot like that's basically what you're doing is like okay you yes we understand you're sexy but you were being photoshopped to look even sexier it's like no i like okay like backtrack because i am sexy so

so why don't you just leave it there why does it have to be a thing literally but so i stand with the victoria's secrets model yeah that i was gonna say at the end of the day that's like all that like god didn't give you huge boobs by seventh grade then tough luck i had to go through that too and you know what i don't know how I survived but I did some things you just make it through country girls make do country girls make do speaking of school um I miss hiding the wire in my headphones oh because we saw that tiktok that was like people like showing how they're gonna hide their airpods um we'll insert it do you have an airpod in ma'am do you have airpods in your ear but it's like um because you haven't seen it because like we don't send you stuff because like you're not our friend once you leave this house um it was this tick tock of these girls

like showing how they're gonna take their airpod out when the teacher is like do you have an airpod in and they're using their hair to cover and they're like oh no and then they're like grabbing it and moving their hair to the side with the airpod like in their hand to grab it so the teacher doesn't see it and me and drew were talking about how that was like such a thing for us but with wired headphones and i don't know if you did that too or if you were so fucking old that they didn't have that kind of technology yeah i don't know running it through the shirt and down the arm and it like comes out and you have to like sit it on your ear like this right we had headphones when i was in high school like oh high school they have those in like middle school and stuff yeah they had them in middle school and they had them before i was in middle school but we i'm not the big ones that like astronauts like use like not the ones that are steam powered like

yeah not the steampunk oh then never mind you're you're right yeah right right i don't know why went down that tangent yeah we were just talking about like how in high school like we had to do that but now people can just like wirelessly take them out and hide it with just their hair and we had to like hide it through our shirt and but like which is like our way is way easier because like you just drop it and it goes through your thing you take it off and like now you have to like pull your hair to side and like pull it out and like i don't think i ever got caught with headphones on in class. And then, yeah, because I think it wasn't, like, a popular thing to do now. But now it's popular to have headphone in, hit, vape, eat hot Cheeto, and lie.

Be bisexual. Lie. In high school, which is, like, really weird. Fuck. I thought of something so fucking funny, like, as we were talking about that. What were we talking before? It doesn't matter anymore. I lost it but like there was something that popped into my head that was like literally the funniest thing i

was ever gonna say ever and it sucks that i lost it um you get to see me just go through it and just experience that loss um would you still love me if i was gay wait say that i'm i think i'm mishearing that sentence again would you still love me if I was gay? Wait, say that. I think I'm mishearing that sentence. Say it again. Would you still love me if I was gay? Why do you keep saying, like, if? Like, if you were... Are you hearing him or am I tripping?

Yeah. It seems like he's confused. Hey. Oh, yeah, he's not here. That's why. Hey, come on. What's going on? Come on.

Let's see. Come here. We love you because you are gay huh where am i um you're at your house doing a a podcast i have been studying like near-death experiences a lot yeah and i want to experience that so fucking bad like that shit is dramatized i feel like everyone might be just lying a little bit just like sell a book but like also all other experiences being so similar is so fascinating and like i genuinely but i also like have become attached to it because like when my brother died, it was so sudden and scary that like I needed something to like latch on to. And it was just like, oh, like near death experiences like DMT. Like when you do DMT, it's a very similar trip experience to when like people die for six minutes and they experience the world and everything all at once and like all this shit.

And I was just like, oh, that's like really comforting to know that there is some form of afterlife, whether it's like religious or spiritual or not. But yeah, I was just like watching videos of people talk about near-death experiences. And it was like blowing my mind because all these people like share the same experience. And I don't know, like, and this was like long before the internet

where people could watch a video and then be like, I'm just gonna regurgitate that, but add my own twist to it and so it sounds like it's real but it isn't and i don't know it's just it was really cool to like just go on that deep dive and i'm like oh i need to experience a near-death experience how do you make that happen without like literally just putting yourself in danger you have to put yourself in danger the risk versus reward that's a good way to look at life like you have to put yourself in danger to see what life has to offer you well are you gonna do it or what yeah i think you should like make it happen yeah wait do i have to be around or are you just gonna like well yeah because you have to resuscitate me oh my god then it wouldn't be near death you'd

need her to be like out no no it needs to be six minutes that's the longest i can go and to explore the afterlife and then when i'll meet like a mirror version like the enlightened version of myself that kind of looks like me but has like a different haircut or something and literally all he says to me is like no you got to go back like it's not your time and then i get sucked into my body through my belly button. Is that what people describe? Yeah. An enlightened version of themselves.

Not like an enlightened version, but they like, it's like the underworld version. Why do you give yourself a different haircut? Because it's a key. That's how you know? Just for fun. And I had highlights. And I had really nice nails on. Envisioning my enlightened version i'm like

oh i had like an eyelash perm and my hair was really long i had a nice blowout that day that's my enlightened version true like the gay version oh okay wow okay so that goes to answer his question if you were gay he wouldn't love you apparently no there's the answer right there i'm saying because you're straight and then you get i'm helping you with your original statement that you're how about you pipe the fuck down and stop coming for me and attacking my character stop coming for my stop coming on me bro like it's crazy stop coming on y'all are coming all over me right now and it's like fucking scaring no it's coming for. You don't say coming on me. You say coming for me.

Oh. But I come for you all the time. You know that. We know that, though. You know that. Who are the freaks who are downloading Halo onto the computers at school? Because you always got to the computer and Halo was there. But who is the freak who took the time to fucking download it?

And I did know a kid who like that was his talent. was like watch this like and he knew how to download it and why was that like a flex because all of us were genuinely amazed we couldn't believe it felt like he was hacking the system become sakamoto what is it yotoshi sakamoto yeah natoshi sakamoto who is that or satoshi nakamoto yeah yeah because it's like samsung motorola like all of it like it's the guy that made bitcoin oh like anonymous figure but you know his name kai can you stop talking about bitcoin you're scaring the hoes dude you brought it up simply can't win no yeah um that was always a vibe but like y'all i don't know if they're experiencing typing class the way we did right now no there's no way typing class was like

fucking lit and then you would have like computer time like once a week for like 30 minutes or like in between periods or something or a full period and like you'd go in and you play like the most bunk fucking games you've ever played in your life but like i have vivid memories of them being like the best game like i think there was one called like cyber chase or something cyber chase pop tropica oh my god there's one more like uh almost borderline mmo but it wasn't really. But like Pop Tropica and Cyberchase were like the best games I've ever played in my life. And actually, I'm going to start playing it again tonight. Dude, wait.

Actually, there was another one. My brother texted it to me literally like four days ago. Or I think, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I just accidentally started sharing my photos with that person. Did you ever play Boom Bang? No, but that art style is awesome. Boom Bang was like Pop Tropica. And it was so fun.

That's so... You know that little city that you always talk about that I was like, oh, I want to go there so bad. That like you grew up like being a kid and experiencing like the workforce and like all that shit. Oh, Wannadoo City. Wannadoo City. They're building one in Fort Worth, Dallas. being a kid and experiencing like the workforce and like all that shit oh wanna do city wanna do city they're building one in fort worth dallas i think it's already open but like you can go in and like be a fast food worker but like you're actually getting to eat like the fast food that you make like i think there's like a pizza hut in there some shit like that and you like i loved wanna do city wanna do city was truly making children dream

of labor like it was amazing and i loved it i loved every fucking second it's a labor simulator it's a labor simulator for children for sim for children and like it's so fucking bizarre but also like that shit is fun as fuck no it was literally the most fun ever working at publics at the ripe age of seven years old like i was really feeling my oats and i couldn't believe that i was able to do that there i saw the most bizarre ad i've ever seen in my life sorry guys hold on let me uh this is gonna be another cut because i'm gonna have to find this or you can talk well oh um i will keep talking actually because isn't it so weird to think that the people watching this for the majority? I feel like we have a large portion of our audience who is near our age, but we literally grew up in the generation that had computer class.

We had computer room and computer class like that they were still such big contraptions and took up so much space and made no sense in our day-to-day life and kind of seemed useless to us for the most part that we literally were dedicating times to learning how to do it and i think about it i was not a like fast typer until i was like out of high school like i was always really slow at typing because i was just like why the fuck do i need to type and then like nearing the end of high school i was like oh shit like you need to type out emails then nearing the end of high school, I was like, oh shit, you need to type out emails and everything that's ever going to happen and your life is going to happen on a computer now. Yeah, I think growing up we just didn't realize that

it was going to take over the world in the way it did. But I still remember the first thing I bought on eBay. And I remember it was so sketchy feeling. I thought I was committing a crime. And I Loki did because it was like blind robbery like this kid was selling his copy of Pokemon Stadium 2 and I got it for so fucking cheap and that's when I first found out like about how awful and terrible shipping was and how like you could buy something for 99 cents but it it would be like $12 shipped. And it was just like, it felt like a war crime. Actually, yeah, that's the tea.

Well, did you find the... No, I couldn't find the ad. But basically, it was this ad of like, it made me tear up. But it was like this family that was like kind of like, you couldn't really understand the dynamic and it was just this like really beautiful ad like that had nothing to do with the fucking brand at the end of it and it was just so so bizarre it was like about like this daughter like calling this man in her life like by his name and like her daughter like whatever it to him, like was saying like not his real name. And then the older woman like got married and then like she called him dad by the end of the commercial.

And it was just like a really cute like commercial. But then at the fucking end, it was literally a Publix ad. And it was so bizarre that like it was just like big beautiful like written out story and then it just had the p logo at the end yeah let's talk about publix just being robbed by beats by dre for their logo yeah i mean i guess so it's like i don't think anybody's ever said that and i think if you looked at those logos you might find that they're very different no the p is just upside down p they made like an awful modernized logo oh did beats change their logo no b is an upside down having beats in high school and middle school made you a fucking superstar yeah like they're trying to get that back but you oh it literally

is yeah um you literally cannot recreate the hype around beats it just won't happen again like we don't have we don't have ludicrous to wear them in a music video and hold up a beats pill with nikki like you just won't it won't be a thing again i remember speakers suck i remember i uh um like ordered these like really special pair of beats they were like DJ beats and they like had these like ears that spun back they weren't the big ones though and I ordered them from Japan and like I was telling all my friends about it and I was like well I'm getting the coolest pair of beats headphones like y'all have no idea and like I told, I told them, and they were like, oh, sick.

And then they would ask me about it, like, months later. And I was like, I still haven't gotten them. And I looked like the kid that was like, oh, yeah, my best friend's like a doctor. Like, he's our age, and he's a genius. Like, that type of vibe. But then they finally got there, and they were the greatest thing ever. And I was so fucking swaggy like it was crazy like everybody wanted to use it yeah they they ended up showing up but like months later it was

like i was pre-ordering them or something and like they were a japan only release so like yeah just took forever to get here like shipping on like freight trade or some shell fucking know the word the big boats the big ass boats but yeah beats were like a crucial time in our life um segwaying i feel like i don't know if this is a hot take but i feel like people should start bragging more like i feel like we live in like an unbragadocious culture and i love bragging like bring that shit back like talk about your shit and like be excited for each other like why the fuck like yeah we are really like doom generation vibes just like yeah my life freaking sucks and i'm such a fucking loser and like it's very

confident list but i guess i understand because now to see so many people all the time on your iPhone is just so unnatural. And I feel like that's what makes it so easy to be insecure. Like, why is it a spectrum? You were either like a pretty insecure person, like wildly insecure, or you are so braggadocious and delusional that literally you live. You start a podcast called Emergency Intercom. I love when someone's doing something so normal, but they talk about it like they're going to change the world. Oh, yeah. Like every step of the way.

Like it's literally just like, and I know what you might be thinking. This is crazy, but I just had to do it. Someone like me, when I get the thought, I just go for it and I never let anything stop me. When people talk about their life like that and it's a simple task i can't believe it it's like bruh it's like a one color puffy paint screen print on a gildan like hoodie like you're not changing the world you are not serving valenciaga right now it's just like random and i you were either you're either end of that and i do feel like we need to meet a middle grounds where people are able to brag about their life um without sounding crazy but then i guess maybe i'm the problem because why does someone with confidence sound crazy to me i'm the problem it's me

hi you know that tiktok of um it was like every song in the early 2000s versus now every pop song it was like tonight we're gonna go oh yeah yeah yeah and then the other one's like i walked alone and like yeah it's like a fucking like sad ass song yeah but covered in pop melodies and opium it was like um like an acoustic like claro type song i guess is what they were saying and then how did you just say that Clara Clara Clara Clara Clara Clara Clara sounds like a car insurance insurance

you're weird I have an accent I have an accent I do too and you're making fun of both of us you're a fucking villain I feel like that's like a very much a sign of the generational but i feel like that's like uh a very much a sign of the the generational like yeah i feel like people in the early 2000s were like let's

get fucked up like there's no there's not a care for what we do yeah i think they called it like recession pop or something like that like post-recession prop pop because it was like let's go out and get fucked up and like life is so good and fun like i mean literally that song the katie perry song that got remixed bbop plug style or whatever the fuck it's like he keeps calling plug gmb every other letter of the fucking alphabet plug yeah um but yeah and now it's like i'm gonna kill myself and I'm gonna cut my wrists and I'm gonna do bad things to other people and do opium. Like I love heroin. Why does it kind of just sound like your inner monologue?

Because I haven't heard that song. Yeah, I was thinking just more of like a gentle acoustic song. But that sounds cool. Are you trying to say something? Do you need help? Yeah. My mic keeps falling falling by the way i um fully understand and then that's also something that i was thinking about like obviously we've had the discussion about how we don't own the music we buy anymore like

yeah we're renting everything even like the shows and it kind of freaks me out a little bit because it's like where is that money going like i don't when the fucking server shut down like i wasted 10 grand on spotify and netflix ads like paying for it like whatever i was thinking about it and like uh this dude started the conversation and he was like uh why the fuck like think about like best new artists this year. Who is going to be the best new artist this year? The music has become oversaturated, which I think is a good thing. I'm like, yeah, make your music be creative. But there's no one out right now that's best new artist. And it was something like 70% of people right now are listening to old music.

And 25%, I don't know the exact statistics but it was it was like basically everyone is listening to old music no one's listening to new music and like the top 100 chart like streams on spotify like only accounted for like five percent of like the streams for 2023 um which is like really crazy because like music release in 2022 2023 like no one gives a fuck about anymore and like it was just like crazy like to think about um and i was like damn like there's no um i guess there are movies start like i guess timothy chalamet is the closest thing but i i watched like um fight club recently i was like, oh, Brad Pitt was the big... Rule number one.

Oh, yeah. We don't talk about Fight Club. No, you're totally right. Never seen that fucking movie. You're missing out. It's actually good beyond just jawlines and mewing. Everybody's obsessed with that movie, but I wish they stared at the poster a little longer

and then took notes and started to use soap because you stink. Oh, yeah. That's good. Gym cells are like literally a little longer and then took notes and started to use soap because you stink oh yeah gym cells gym cells are like literally even more fucking loser freaks than like the awkward people but keep going oh my god oh there's just like there's not really movie stars like is it i think timothy chalamet is kind of the one the one that i would say is like the new movie star yeah is it because of social media like literally everyone's so accessible accessible that it's like literally it's so like i forget what the word is but i use it all the time where it's like i don't like or not me but like people

have been putting so much of themselves out girl the world is the fighter jets are coming literally what the hell but people are putting so much of themselves out here that like they like spread they like put their image out there so much that like you can get it all in one go and then move on to the next person like yeah what is that word i've been using i can't think of it it's like over saturating themselves or something like that like just like you can just access it all at once yeah because it used to be you have to wait for pictures of these people you had to like you didn't know what they were up to at all you didn't know what there was no 24 hours with fucking meryl shriek like for on vogue like you didn't see what she got up to in her day and now there's so much of

that also there's just such a wide range of like fame now you can be on like a micro niche level or you could be timothy chalamet and because of that everybody can pick the because i feel like with fame culture there was always this it was always did i tell you about me and timothy like hanging out um or fuck i forgot we're doing the podcast you're not supposed to podcast i shouldn't talk about that i know you just get so real when you talk to me that you forget there's like me okay dude okay the camera like stop because it's gonna be hard to cut that um but demonized yeah like um celebrity culture used to be so demonized in terms of people who fixated on it

and consumed it and i do think to a certain extent it is still very evil because like the media is scary in terms of what they do to other people's mental health and like but that's another conversation about like whatever the hurricane rule number one or example number one that shit was a money making machine everyone that was afraid of it watched the news and listened to the news, and I don't blame you because I did the same fucking thing, and it was only good to make this hurricane seem bad. It profited everyone, the news, because you're tuning in,

all the TikTokers on the live streams, like all of the TikTokers making TikToks about it, literally the grocery stores. I didn't fall for it because I'm from fucking Miami and I'm not scared of a tropical storm. And you're a little bitch. Sorry. Oh, my God. Wow.

Oh, yeah. I wanted the devastation. I know. I wanted chaos. I wanted the world to end. Like I wanted to see buildings crumble. But like watching and partaking in celebrity culture used to be so demonized but now it is such a normal like nobody questions the fact that people know exactly what every celebrity is up to

and all the gossip i feel like it used to be a big thing where it's like you're such a fucking loser why do you give a fuck about them they don't give a fuck about you like just watch their movies and keep it pushing and people who tapped into like magazine culture and all that like it was demonized and seen as like gossipy and now it's not that way anymore because there's also such a big spectrum you could either be on that side of it or you could be a way lesser severity where there's just somebody who you fucking watch on your iphone dude you're like i fuck with this person if i saw them i wouldn't freak out i would just be like oh my god hey like yeah i like hear your voice all the time that's cool so now because there's such a huge spectrum like there's not such polar opposites of like you're either a huge fan or you're not a fan at all now it's like oh no i just there's a few people

who i like to watch dude and it's fucking like so weird that like everyone knows that I have a giant penis. And it's just like this big story. It's because all these tabloids and media outlets are like- I don't think you've ever had a single tabloid written about you. It's so fucked up

that I have like this giant penis and everyone knows about it. And like they shouldn't know that when I twerk, my ass claps. But like they do. Like I'll just be like twerking in the club having fun with Drake and shit You'll just be twerking in the rain And someone will like take a video of it and like post it online and it's just like I can't be myself

Do you have that video? And is there sound? No, there's no sound in the video. I had it DMCA'd so it's like deleted everywhere Fuck, okay Yeah, I don't even have it When's the next time you're gonna go out do you think probably tomorrow or something

can I get like on the is there like a list or is it like can I just pull up we'll see we'll see because it's like a big event when I start twerking and shit okay yeah I don't want to that's not like you're misreading the situation because that's not why I want to go I don't want to go because I don't want to that's not that like you're misreading the situation because that's

not why i want to go i don't want to go because i don't want to see i always just said something so nasty and i'm gonna move on let's talk about direct energy weapons oh my god no please no no that's that's one thing that i don't believe in that's the one that I don't believe in. That's the one thing I don't believe in. Like, even Kai doesn't know what that is. We can't get into this. It's big ass lasers that are fired down to, like, cause devastation. Fired down? Like, rain down upon the earth.

What do you get up to on that phone? I'm not kidding. You need to start leaving the house. Like, we need to host an intervention for Drew because he wakes up at 5.30 a.m. and sits in his bed on his iphone and then by 2 p.m he hobbles out again he's like oh dude i don't feel good and then throws himself on the couch and he's like should we go eat and i'm like yeah let's go eat and he's like oh like i don't want to get in the car i'll just think about it and then goes

back to his room and continues to use his phone for an extra four hours and then it's 6 p.m and he's like i'm gonna order so much food so that i have food for tomorrow and then he does that and then has like four bites it's like oh my stomach hurts and then he saves the food and then at 2 a.m he eats all of it while it's cold then he goes to sleep and he wakes up at five again well because i don't eating right now is really hard for me because i literally go to sleep right after i eat it's really bizarre it's so scary so i'm like fuck like if i eat now i'm gonna go to sleep and it sucks that you need to see a specialist because that is not normal food is supposed to give you energy like and y'all are some bitches wow okay wow so leave me the fuck alone wait drew what do you think of your screen

time oh yeah let's come on come on come on please 24 hours the most i've ever seen it was it was literally like 16 17 hours 16 and a half hours it was when i was back in texas and there was right when you stopped sleeping no no literally in it there was even a spike in the middle of the night for two hours. It was so fucking crazy. It was all day. And I remember the day because I was like, I'm going for a world record right now. This is so hard.

Like he literally like he got a like exact seven hours and 30 minutes of sleep, woke up, opened his iPhone and then was on it until the moment he went back to sleep so we can't air this out because like people can't know how much i'm on my phone um because why not because i don't text people back and they will know but also i'm like everyone does that like that's yeah that's normal can we normalize not texting people back all the time can we normalize not constant fucking communication with each other? Leave me the fuck alone. I'll see you when I see you. Damn.

That actually pisses me off. I'm not kidding. Like, people are like, why don't you text me back? Like, you don't have other contacts on your iPhone. Like, you just want to play an iMessage game or something. Like, go download an app. Why are we talking? What are we talking about?

Dude, I feel that too. I feel like I have so much pressure. And I'll, like, mark everything to respond to it. I'm like, what am I doing? go download an app why are we talking what are we talking about dude i feel that too i have i feel like i have so much pressure and i'll like mark everything to respond to it i'm like what am i doing this is just like someone saying what this isn't an email what is that my average is 33 minutes oh no that was today come on actually there's no way that was today because you've definitely been up since like 6 a.m your average is 33 yeah look it's literally right here y'all let me see. I need, like, Drew, I'm not kidding, I need to know what your screen time is.

I bet mine is bad right now, too, because I've been on, like... Screenshot. There's nothing that's good. Oh, that was a... Oh! That was a screenshot from March 14, 2021. Oh, wow. Why did you have that? Did you look up screen time?

Yeah, I looked up 45 minute screen time screenshot. For some reason, I think I turned it off because it was scaring me, but it's not loading. Look. No, no, no, no. Give me that. It's literally not loading. Wait, let me see. No, I don't want you to go through my phone.

Oh, there we go. Oh. we go oh no no gets a week that's today okay scroll you are so annoying right now i'm gonna fucking freak out okay okay you're not the worst it's like looking like nine hours no you over exaggerated i had one that was in 43 minutes and then one that was nine hours and then one that was eight and then one that was seven so it's actually eight hours a day not nine so let's get one thing straight i mean i'm not much better than you damn and when i was in portugal my shit was too lit when i was in portugal in europe i literally my average was two hours a day. Oh, damn.

That's good. And then it bumped up to, oh, wait, it went up 153% because I went to six hours a day, seven hours and 50 minutes. And then my average last week was five hours a day. So I'm better than you in a lot of ways. That's what you, you know, that's the fun thing about screen time is you use it as a tool to feel.

Okay. So Kai is better than you in, yeah. How does that make you feel? That's because he has to be on that fucking laptop, like a little workhorse. So it's different. That's an art,

honestly. How you flipped that yeah let's by the way guys mine was three hours and 30 minutes yeah it's lower he only showed us one week though so i don't have to show the other exactly let's talk about how i literally predicted this fucking hurricane oh my god let's fucking talk about it did i not say for the last two episodes before this something big is coming and it's gonna happen to la every episode and let's just say it again something big is gonna happen next week i don't know if it's gonna be an earthquake if it's gonna be a tsunami like it's gonna be something gnarly though like i've been saying this for a while why is that the thing you

want to lay claim to is like complete devastation because i can predict the future i have like almost like a female's intuition like i know a lot of things actually it goes wait a second i've gotten an enlightened intuition like it goes beyond like i pull my thoughts from this cloud the stream of consciousness that like people can't access like this is not a normal person there's no way this is a normal person i said consciously have been asking for help for drew's mental state because every time someone asks about him i'm like he is going down a crazy one right no it's all a goof and a gaffe i'm not like this in real life i'm gonna start gaslighting you into thinking that you're going crazy then you actually go crazy and just be like dude you're literally

scaring me i don't know we shouldn't talk about this and i'll say that to you every day for like five weeks and see what happens do you believe in um remote viewing what is. I don't know. We shouldn't talk about this. And I'll say that to you every day for like five weeks and see what happens. Do you believe in remote viewing? What is that? You don't know what remote viewing is? Is it like someone tapping into your computer and watching you? No, remote viewing is like this thing that like psychic people can do. Oh, I can do that. They can put their consciousness like in any part of the universe. I can do that. Yeah, I can put that mine. I can put mine in other people's heads too you don't know about the cia like it like came out this the cia was like oh is it like the people that like were weird on tiktok where they were like i'm gonna go into a different dimension and they like close their eyes and they like wake up and they're like i just experienced like a world

okay i've seen that on tiktok but it's called something else. Oh, shifting. They called it shifting. Oh, okay. But I know shifting, but I don't know remote viewing. I watched a video on it. Since like the 70s, the CIA has been like hiring these people. And one guy was like, oh. Dude, we have too much free will as humans. One guy was like, Jupiter has rings. Or yeah, Jupiter has rings. And we didn't know that until recently.

I feel like Jupiter has always had rings i think it's saturn definitively had rings but then oh yeah right right did y'all see that picture of saturn's rings where they like got up and close and like you think they're like this thin ring made of sand but like it's actually like asteroids the size of fucking mount everest creating like these mountains and the rings that are like three earths tall and they're super fucking i don't want to even think about that much i saw but me not knowing the difference between jupiter and saturn just now um reminded me of a comment i saw that was like we need to see and you go against science like like the battle of me knowing nothing like against science um right you know what's funny is i feel like recently

people have been like damn and you really doesn't know shit but i've been saying that y'all just aren't listening to me from the beginning from the very beginning i was like emotional intelligence got it good awesome take out the emotional what take out the emo I want to pull your fucking hair take out the emotion oh I got to a point last night where I was really wanting to pull

people's hair oh I don't know something's wrong with me it's my I'm just healing my inner child what's so bad about that you know uh yeah but why do you want to pull people's hair because you know how like as a kid when you would like be upset or feel something and you didn't know how to express it so you pulled someone's hair i still want to do that i mean the whole yoga trend was just healing other people's um inner childs yeah oh my god wow said consciously oh my god we went down the craziest fucking rabbit hole and we want to film us doing it yeah we're gonna make a video i was so fucking scared i have

never thought like sat and thought about the fact that there are right wing ig baddies like there are girls who are like serving like ass tiny waist big boobs but it's for a chomp bikini yeah it's like in a donald chomp bikini waving a donald chomp flag in a cornfield he's going to jail i know like he literally is going to jail his bail is set at two hundred thousand dollars what he has that though yeah he'll get out immediately so he's not but he's going to jail like he's turning himself in he's going to atlanta to turn himself in wait but if you bail yourself out oh that's just so you don't have to sit there till trial oh my god wow it's crazy it's crazy should we start the

documentary right now about it so that we make a bunch of money and profit off of it because somebody's doing that i don't think i knew that you knew that i didn't know that the bail thing i thought bail you just were you didn't have to go to jail oh how the tables turn mr stupid i think I think you need to give yourself more credit. Yeah, I agree. I genuinely was like, holy shit. It's a defense mechanism. Yeah, I just like because I'm a girl, I have to protect myself and be dumb.

It's all these internalized misogynists like attacking my girl for her intelligence. But they really see a lot of themselves in her and it's an insecure thing and they're not listening they're not hearing you when you say it but it's because they refuse to hear a woman and i think that is fucked up misandry this misogyny that what you need to do is come over here and massage this pussy oh nice that was good that was really good guys i feel like anybody who was watching my face while you were talking just now saw my brain make that up and i was like doing my best to wait until you stop talking and it happened also somebody commented um why did i think on a picture of me as a baby somebody commented why did i think and you grew up in a house with no toys and holes in the wall um which is like no dirt floor like a dirt floor like the craziest thing i've ever seen someone say

um but no actually my family had an awesome amount of money um for literally the first like four years of my life so i had nice things and then it all crumbled under my feet. And then I knew what it was like to live happily. And then at a very young age, have it all taken away from you and know the fraudulence that is life and how gimmicky it is and how easily it fluctuates. And one day you could be the happiest you've ever been and have no problems. And then the next day, you're seven years old and you're already thinking about wanting to kill yourself and telling your parents that if you had to live in this situation forever, you think you'd kill yourself. So then your parents tell you that killing yourself is illegal.

So then until you're like 12, you think killing yourself is illegal. So you try to stop thinking about it. Buried under the jail, baby. You try really hard. No, you know what's crazy is I imagine myself dead in a cell. With a chain on. With a chain on and handcuffs. And I was like, oh oh my god that's so scary

i don't want that to be where my body rots so you try really hard to push off those thoughts until you're 12 and you get access to the internet and you learn it's not illegal and you can keep thinking about it that's really really fucking dark like what i was thinking about was like me twerking and shit like the whole time you were talking twerking in the rain but hey we do this thing where we deep dive or i do this thing where i deep dive on tiktok and it's like it's a it's a skilled craft like it's something i've honed over the last year a few years but like But like you start on one video, you go to the sound, you scroll down until like it's the most random fucking person you've ever seen.

You go to their account and then you see how weird they are. And then you go to their sounds and then like you click on that sound. You find another person, then you go to their comments and you see these weirdos like commenting on their videos. And then you go to their pages and you're just in this like really fucking crazy deep dive that like is it's uncontrollable and you find the most bizarre fucking people ever but it's so fun to airplay it to the tv and sit with your friends and just like make jokes about the whole thing

because like you end up finding like like me if i didn't have a podcast or like an online platform like making tiktoks like it would it's crazy it's really really bizarre the best one is this one i'm not kidding when i saw this i almost pissed myself this was her pinned tiktok it had 11 000 likes and she was replying to every single comment all of them and she ate us up let's do it damn her whole page was like that she slowed it down like 700 percent like damn dude she's too fucking awesome like she is like what's insane is she is genuinely living her life right now

she probably lives i'm gonna say like on the like Mideast side of this. Yeah. Like she does not live close to us by any means. Her day is like not over, but it's like kind of coming to an end. She's like, OK, I get to clock out soon. Like I get to go home, make my TikToks, like have like my dinner, have my snack. She probably has to pick up her kids. Like she genuinely has a whole life and all we know of her is that snippet where she was feeling the fuck out of herself and hating gay

people at the same time because that's also a crazy combo is to be feeling yourself and like like like just be like yeah serving to the camera and this spreading hate like that spreading hate um we need to change the last three okay here's my take really enthralled in this picture of luna and madeline and steven she's so good she's on her first flight my family's coming out here oh my god that's so exciting i can't wait to see luna um and she's sleeping here So everybody loves to spread hate, but we need to work together to change the last three letters or the second to last letter and the second letter and hate. And then we will be happy. Spreading whole.

So we need to switch the A with an O and the T with an L, which should be super easy because if you write out spread hate and you erase the little foot on the A and you erase the little arms on the T, spread whole. Yeah, I just don't associate with the alphabet mafia. Like, fuck all that shit. Oh, my God. What is that? What is that?

The L by GP2 or some something like that chad gp2 um okay so i doubt you did it and i will eat my words if you did but i asked anya to write down things that she's super lazy like what's the laziest thing she's ever done you know what's so annoying is maybe this is a question of my lack of self awareness but i don't think i have gross lazy things i do but it has to do more with my like my like germaphobic tendencies that i don't have like anything that's super lazy i think my laziest thing i do is i stall on changing the litter box like azul's litter box like i definitely should change it more often but it's never super super nasty the laziest thing you do is that lip mask that you put on and you wipe it off with a paper towel

then you throw it in the toilet and it looks like an aborted fetus no i throw it in the toilet not out of laziness but one it's fun because it spreads and i like to see the ink spread no and then two um i don't want to put it in the trash can because i don't want people who come over to look into the trash can i mean like you don't flush it oh well i don't flush it because like that's also like how when i before i go to sleep when i pee a bunch um like but i'm not actually peeing i my brain is just scared that i'm gonna piss in my sleep if i see a toilet so i'll go to the bathroom and then like i didn't really pee and then i don't want to flush it even if i put a napkin in there because I'm like, I didn't actually pee. I don't want to waste water.

Tea. Literally tea. You're calling me lazy, but I'm innovating. My lazy things that I do. Obviously like Uber Eats, like almost every meal, like literally cook a fucking meal challenge.

I wash my laundry, but instead of putting them on hangers, I let them sit on the floor of my closet for a month and then take them out from that pile. And then it gets so bad that I'm like putting my dirty clothes in that pile. And I don't know if a shirt is clean or dirty and I wear it anyways because it's not that fucking deep. And I'm sure this one is universal i'm sure kai you've probably done this before it's like no it's it's an everyone

thing um but when i take a massive log dump and i know it's shower day because i shower like once every four or five days i won't wipe my ass because i'm just like oh i'll be showering in seven or eight hours what i do in my other scenarios, but except really gross because where are you going with this? Yes. So you don't wipe and then you just go into the shower? On shower days, no. No, I normally shower at like nighttime, so it's like seven or eight hours between like turd and. Do you have a removable head of the shower?

No. Well. He does a handstand. I do that, but I'll just absolutely blast my shit with the removable head on my legs up. Literally just stop because I just, like, thought about. Dude, I'm literally getting cunnilingus from the shower head. It's a bit. I thought about the, like, dingleberries that would be shot off, like, when you clean when you clean a like a long haired dog's butt after they poop.

And it really grossed me out. Well, this is by far the worst one. In 2022, I had a day where I only walked 74 steps the entire fucking day. What are your steps looking like nowadays they're actually healthy they're not like crazy what's healthy like 400 no like in the thousands yeah where's this fucking photo because i have a screenshot of it i'm really trying to think yeah i couldn't think of anything i do that's lazy one because I lack self awareness. But I guess I have a chair in my room that I will go into my room, pile clothes onto it. And right now I have like a bunch of clothes sitting on it. And I just refuse to fold it for some reason. But I'll probably do it after this because today I was trying to find

something in that pile. And I couldn't get to it. But like, I'm like, my like lazy things I do aren't like gross. They're just lazy. Like when I switch out my CDs in my lazy things I do aren't gross. They're just lazy. When I switch out my CDs in my room, I never put it back in the case. I'll just stack them all up and then I'm like, oh, fuck, I don't want to scratch these. And then I have to sit there and put 30 CDs back in the case. One I just thought of is when I'm watching TikToks with you on the couch, instead of leaning over and reaching over and showing you on my phone,

I'll just text it to you. And like, that's how we communicate via TikToks on the couch. Yeah. Sometimes a lazy thing I do is I'll call you if I'm across the house. Like if I'm laying in bed and I want to say something to you, like, I think I did it yesterday.

I called you. I was like, want to go get food? And you were like, yeah. I was like, okay, I'll meet you.

Let's be ready in like, that's just the way it is that's just the way your face looks oh wow wait that's just the way it is are you like why are you saying oh wow did you see something on your phone or are you like listening to yourself that's just the way it is ew stop dude your face is really fucking scaring me right now that was actually so fucking good i didn't know i could sing your pitch was perfect yeah i didn't know i could actually make a movie about that like it's we could just call it like pitch perfect or something no there's already a movie called pitch perfect no but

um well i'm trying to see what my steps are i need to see your steps i'm sorry what are yours i mean it doesn't matter i guess this is my monthly it's like 10k i average 3k a week your monthly is 10k 4.5k that was camping week your monthly average is 10k no there's no way your monthly average sorry to interrupt you but your monthly average is not 10k you don't even live in a walking this is my 6 month

he shakes his phone he sits at his desk shaking his phone detractor I'm like really really confused as to how yours is that high. Mine's 5.3K. For your monthly average? Yeah. Wait, what's happening?

Because why is mine lower? Guys, something is seriously wrong. You're lazy bones. The crazy thing about- No, I'm just like proficient and I actually walk fast. And because y'all are so busy swinging your hips and trying to call the attention of other men you guys are like swaying and like

taking your time so you take more steps that's true actually or it's because nevermind nevermind I'll chill I'll chill I'll chill I'll be chill guys I'll be chill no it is crazy living in LA like you

you can easily hit max 600 steps yeah if you're not like actively like okay I have to do something cause where the fuck are you gonna walk here yeah you walk to your car and then you walk from your car to the place and then you walk from the place to your car

to the equinox sauna exactly directly in there. I'm sitting here being like, oh, my God, why are my steps so low? As if I didn't spend three weeks sitting plateaued at a beach. Like, and then I'm like, guys, I need to walk. Like, I walk so much. But if I can lay and sit, I will sit and lay. Piggybacking off of that.

I just found out Jane Lynch and Jamie and jamie lee curtis are different people and it was from a picture wait show me them side by side because this is actually about to freak me out because was jane lynch the one from glee and jamie lee curtis jamie lee curtis is literally the nice version she's like the good version and jane lynch is the evil version that's though no those are the same people stop playing no that's what i'm fucking saying different people whoa well do you have any psyop corner for us or yeah we'll tap into psyop corner welcome to true psyop corner girls be like the vibes are so bad today while the whole time they're just malnourished that's literally us for the past three days i know motherfuckers be talking about man i was born

in the wrong generation bro we got iphones uber eats and zaza what the hell are you talking about for real if you oh this is a good one if you die on your period do they take your pad off that is so gross wait yeah when they're like embalming you do they gotta dig up in there and like get the rest of the period out or do they just let it rot i don't know ew dude that's like really sad to think about also. This one is for Kai. Someone dicking in my coochie for my blood. Stop saying words like Reddit and Discord around pretty people.

It's actually so scary. I don't understand. Like you're scaring me. Why that's for me though. Like what? If you stank in the cold, you're a dangerous motherfucker. It's always 333 this, 444 that.

Bitch, I need my pussy 888. That's a good one. That one was submitted. That one's really good. That one was actually submitted from the email. Someone emailed it to me. Really? Yeah.

Hold on. Actually, let me look that up i shit i shit this was submitted by i say via i'm like laughing at you like i can't read any name on the planet yeah but yeah those are them that's all I got oh we're doing media I bounce on her a murder oh what is it what was it um I don't remember what it was I think I sent it or yeah you sent it to the group chat with kai she emergent on my inter to like calm that like eight with that that's so good we gotta insert that video is like shout out that means absolutely nothing like she emergent on my inter like that doesn't mean anything and if you said it to a pilgrim or anybody at the beginning of the english language even when like saying coming was a normal thing they'd be like okay but what's at the beginning of that say that to someone that lost their job in the 2008 recession and they would explode they wouldn't have no idea what that we're fucking talking about um but let's tap into some media shall we media boots should we tap into the media

boots um okay we went and saw comment or take it's take my hand it's literally take my hand talk to me no it's fucking take my hand no it's talk to me i i genuinely think you're trolling me right now it's fucking talk to me why the fuck would it be take my hand because they're holding the fucking hand the whole time oh my but they say talk to me in the movie yeah your silence is deafening my queen you fucking stupid bitch drew doesn't know the name of this fucking movie i was wrong the second he learned the name of this movie he said it wrong every single time he mentioned it to us he would say take my hand take the hand talk to the hand talking to the hand taking the hand

he kept saying it wrong and then when we got out of the movie theater he called samar he's like dude i just saw talk to me and like yelled it in the theater i just uh watched take my hand in the theater and everybody was like like what and then also while we were watching the previews the trailer for dude drew's losing his mind the trailer for priscilla came on and he seriously out loud looked at the screen and goes wait is joaquin phoenix playing the joker right now and me and josh were so confused i thought that was joaquin phoenix playing elvis but i misspoke but the take my hand call my call me by your name shit like that is literally all like that's a psyop in itself like it's when i first saw it i think that's a mandela effect

because it's always been take my hand always if it's not then they fumbled and it should have been the fucking movie title because like talk to me come on now but that movie was fucking lit like beyond all of this like that was like the first scary movie i've seen in a very long time that i was like damn this is lit and it was made by fucking youtubers and they pre-recorded the prequel and sequel to that movie so they recorded three movies at once in that movie i talk about confidence huh yeah exactly and fun fact that movie had the best opening weekend since hereditary for a24 which is lit boots and it's a couple of youtubers i'm like that shit's hella inspiring like i'm gonna do that like every time i watch a scary movie i'm like oh like they should have did this or like why didn't they do that or they

should have made it gory or they should have made it less gory like why do they do all that i'm gonna write a fucking scary movie and it's gonna be a masterpiece and it's gonna be produced by emergency intercom and we going to start a production house. That's a big, big statement. I'm stealing all of the Emergency Intercom money. You're not, though. We have, what, like $18 million saved up? Yeah.

I can make an easy movie on that. Yeah. I mean, you don't need to use the whole $18 million. You can do it with like two. Oh, wait. All we have is $18 million? Yeah. I mean, you just said that.

Why are you now shocked? No, I was saying saying do we have that because i'm gonna take that do we have we don't have more than 18 million i thought we had like 35 dude who do you think we are no we only have we're emergency intercom babe you're delusional we make a million dollars an episode the thing is there's somebody out there who's gonna hear that and be like i know they they do. I know they do. Bring Me Back by Jeff Cowell. All I Have to Do is Dream by the Everly Brothers.

On Earth by the Sundays. Ladies, ladies, ladies, ladies. By Fiona Apple. And I Think of You by Rodriguez, which I think I said last week. I'm about to shoot poop out of my butt. Mr. Beast is a freemason wait you need to screenshot your your photos i came back home the other day and i was showing drew like a video i took and then he was like oh let me show you this thing i took and his photos on his iphone were crazy it was only screenshots of like illuminati stuff and like like there was

no pictures of humans we knew or himself like it literally looked insane it's pictures of two videos that started with like just like a brown screen like he was moving it around the house like it was really weird no way dude this is so sad like that's deeply sad it's pokemon go screenshots um it's my cart for pandemic prep um in the top there um and it's even worse the further you scroll up there's a picture of me and there's a picture of you and you can't show that picture of me. Oh, sis, it's getting showed. Wait, what's the picture of me? You know. The one that I laugh at.

I fucking hate you. Drew saved that picture of me to his phone like 18 times. Oh, Kai, I sent you a second one. Can you blur out the red picture in the second one? Yeah. Okay. But yeah, that's the other part of my camera roll. Whoa.

And it's the top one in the middle. That's the best picture of all time. I swear to God, like if you do unfortunately die before me, like I'm not going to kill you or anything. It's not going to be like a problem. I'm using that as your obituary photo. I'll beat your fucking ass. Girl, I'm not going to kill you or anything. It's not going to be, like, a problem. I'm using that as your obituary photo. I'll beat your fucking ass. Girl, I'll haunt you.

All right. Blood said, do you riz me? I told her only in Ohio. I only love my cat and my big chungus. I'm sorry. I only love my cat and my chungus. I'm sorry. Blood said, do you raise me i told her only in ohio i only love my guy in my big chungus i'm sorry dude you are really like and drew you have been scaring me recently

just a glimpse into my dark reality, a full stare into my twisted personality would make a person go simply insane. I love that. I got tagged in that so many times. Oh my God, you are so weird, man. Respect the player, not the game. All right, I need to poop, so the game. All right.

I need to poop, so I'm going to go. I'll give you one song before we go. One song before we go. And it's a BBP plug. When can I see you again? All right. Bye. Dango. all right bye dangle woo

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