Emergency Intercom - Notes App Apologies

Episode Date: October 8, 2021

Enya and Drew take a walk down memory lane by reading their very cryptic notes app entries and times reminiscing on times they were evil children. Also lots of poop talk. Enjoy freak bitch. Follow Enya on Insta: @EnyaUmanzor Follow Drew on Insta: @DrewPhillips09 To listen to the podcast on YouTube: bit.ly/EmergencyIntercomPodYT Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: bit.ly/EmergencyIntercom If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: bit.ly/EmergencyIntercom Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hey Spotify, this is Javi. My biggest passion is music. And it's not just sounds and instruments. It's more than that to me. It's a world full of harmonies with chillers. From streaming to shopping, it's on Prime. Welcome back. Episode 14 of Emergency Intercom. We were really in unison with that one.

We were really doing good. We're doing good. Today is good. Let's do our affirmations together. Today is going to be a good day. I'm happy. I am lucky to be alive. I'm happy.

Life is a dream. Life is good. Life is good. We're lucky to be alive. We're lucky to be alive. Please. Please work. I hear my affirmations. My tits are getting smaller. My ass is getting firmer. All the clothes I want on Depop. They're going to DM me and be

like, I saw your Instagram and I'm going to give them to you for free. Those are really good affirmations, actually. Yeah, I do it every waking moment. Like y'all wake up. Thank you. I do it every waking moment. Like, y'all wake up and do it. I do it every waking moment. Please, please, please. Well, before we get into today's episode, I just wanted to update y'all on something that I briefly spoke about at the very beginning of the last episode. So I mentioned that I have a growth on my face. Oh, my God.

Guys, it's gone. Yeah, bitch. It's fully gone. Literally, Kai, the second you brought it up, Kai was like, it's probably like an acne cyst that'll just go away. Yeah, it was like a boil or something under my skin. I literally had boils. Boil.

But it didn't like surface or anything, which is like the weirdest part. Sometimes I'll get something like that and it only kind of surfaces because I'm literally destroying and scratching on my face. You have a cat hair on your lip and it's insane. Yeah, it's gone now. I was leaving it there. I was going to eat it later. But yeah, that's just like a testament to the mind and the body and how it can just

heal itself. My mind's not doing such a good job at that. Please, please let me out of this prison. I'm stuck inside my fucking brain. Like I want out, I want out, I want out. You need to do a psychedelic trip. No, no. I decided.

Everyone on the internet thinks it's like, they're like, I'm so depressed and I hate myself. I think I'm going to do mushrooms in the woods alone. I wish, I used to think like that i used to be like that but like i'm in such a fragile state with my brain right now that like legitimately anything that throws the chemistry off like even if i have caffeine like i'm sent into a dark dark place and it's it's really not true dude i can't imagine caffeine doing that to me if caffeine did that to me then then y'all would never see me again i won't say why you would never see me again

but the day i wake up in caffeine doesn't make me feel good infer yeah infer where i would go um since you're giving an update on your body i'm gonna give an update on my body um i think i have i mentioned it's a dream it's a playground your body is one um oh what song is that i know it used to play on like the radio yeah on like 101.5 101.5 delilah delilahs no that's i think a north miami thing or something no i think okay i looked it up and that bitch oh actually i'm so stupid i was gonna be like she was on the news but i'm thinking of miami news dude delilah is og radio host in florida she did 101.5 light fm and she would just play like all the like

oldies so when I was growing up I listened to like a lot of music from like the 80s and shit um because that's the channel I would listen to and she has the most soothing voice ever and I actually found out she has 8 kids and like one of them committed suicide recently and she wrote a book about it

and her whole thing was you would call her and like say something bad happening and she would literally like therapize random people on the radio no wonder i like i like immediately was set off to have depression before i knew it because i would be going to bed at night listening to someone being like my wife and me just aren't getting along i have nothing to look forward to in the morning and like life is so miserable so i knew the feeling of dread before i had experienced it because i was listening to delilah therapize you being four years old like mourning other people's relationships and then like they start playing um it's the

falling in love by michael jackson i'm like and i like go to me going to sleep listening to like her and me like i just hope we fall in love again and she'll be like and with that i have the perfect song for you guys. And then she'd play like, it's the falling in love. Fuck, what the fuck was I saying before that? I was talking about my boil and my body, your update on your body. And your balls, the update on your balls. They're absolutely massive right now.

They grew overnight. I'm actually super excited about that big balls are like a cool thing no i'm trying to think if i had mentioned what is happening to my intestines i feel like you always talk about being constipated and like being in pain and shit um and i never knew that feeling until it's cracked is it stop you're so annoying it's like dirt um but i never knew what that was like because i've always had like a beautiful beautiful stream of um turds coming out of your colon yeah i was always just like i have my morning poops i got my lunch poop and i got my dinner poop like it comes in waves like an absolute dream.

Yeah. And I've always had that until the last month. I think everyone who I know when we talk about it, everyone's like, yes, it's like shut the fuck up. Like just stop drinking them. But they taste good and I like them and I'm not going to stop. But I have not had a solid shit for the past month. And then yesterday. Yesterday I hit a breaking point where I was in so much fucking pain. And I came home and I was stuck in the bathroom.

Yeah, it was hilarious. It's just like, it's just watching. It's awesome watching someone hit rock bottom. And finally come to terms with like what they're doing to themselves. And you just need to stop drinking those probiotics. What was the first part of that? You hit rock bottom rock bottom no what about that is fun for you to watch um i just like watching my friends in pain i just love watching them suffer literally as when you were dying on the sidewalk i found a video which i literally won't insert insert because it's like it's actually

scary dementing but i found a video of me like drunkenly recording Drew with my handy cam being like, I don't want to take him to the hospital. And like I go in close on his face. And he literally looks dead. No, I think we should insert that clip. Like legitimately. I mean, we could drive him to the hospital. No, I'm not going to the hospital.

We could just drive to the hospital. No, I'm not going to the hospital. We could just drive to the hospital. It wouldn't cost $4,000. The thing is, Mason last night was literally throwing up like four times in a row. We did take him to the hospital. So I'm like, why do we have to take Drew to the hospital? Look at him. He's way worse than Mason. This is like Project X.

Yeah, I know. way worse than mason this is like project x yeah i know what it is like i'm literally being a fucking blazing cunt like a drunk bitch um but it just be zooming in on your face and be like oh i don't want to get his ass in the leg you look dead it's terrible also elisa coming over and like begging to see it immediately i had told her that three hours before that i found that video oh and then my other update on my body i'm so sorry this is like no one cares but i've been biting my nails so hard and then yesterday one of my nails broke in half and i'm in the most pain ever but because i'm a woman i can gauge my pain and like swallow it and like just like keep pushing no you can't anytime your tummy hurts you are not brave about it you are not brave about your tummy okay because i'm just like prepping y'all for the day.

Like, you find out that I'm, like, passing away from, like, my stomach lining being destroyed. No, it's literally, like, Inyo will eat one fucking chip and then complain. I'm not kidding. 15 seconds later, she's like, oh, my God, there's, like, a brick sitting in my stomach. Like, I've never felt like this in my life. Like, I literally am passing away. Like, I need to stop. Like, I need to just stop everything and then she will go back into the kitchen and eat like the entire bag of

chips and then come into the couch because i'm already here like i might as well keep going it tastes good it's actually insane that how often any complains about her stomach but i have no fucking okay but also it has gotten better since i started cooking at home like for the most part when because i find my meals that don't hurt my stomach and I eat them. Yesterday, I don't know why those chips made my stomach hurt because they really never make my stomach hurt. I think it was because I had no other food in my stomach. And then I came home and fucking swallowed the whole bag in, like, the span of a minute. How is that even possible?

You, like, ate the lining of the bag and everything? I'm not trusting you. This throat. Throat goat. Throat goat. Yeah. Yeah. Anyways. After Drew's constipation, we wanted to talk about.

I didn't talk about my constipation. Oh. You're moving too quick, girl. I guess me being like, after Drew's constipation, like, what is this fucking podcast? So, Enya has troubles with, this is, like, literally just poop joke podcast. Enya has trouble with shitting. Poop? Okay, poop is funny. It is funny, and fart jokes will never not be funny.

Some people are in the business of normalizing, like, acne and stuff, And I'm in the business of normalizing poop. Like girls, guys, like girls poop too. Wait, do they really? Yeah. I wasn't kidding. This isn't a bit like. Wait, girls actually poop? Yeah.

Like for me, liquid, liquid ass. Wait, no, no, no, no. Right out my butt. I actually like, you're lying. You're lying. No, I'm not. Are you, wait, are you kidding? Yeah. Drew, I'm not. Are you, wait, are you kidding? Yeah.

Drew, girls poop. No, they don't. They do. You've never seen a girl's poop? She's never sent you a pic of her poop? Damn, no girls have liked you. I'm so sure they don't, sir. Please, sir, you're lying.

Well, this is a dream. Are you okay? Yeah. You sure? You're done sure you're done to keep going and yes all tears come to my eyes i know i'm like are you okay no i'm acting okay i didn't know you were that good it just seems like real pain i pull from very real places very real and dark i hate when i'm standing around with an acting coach and they're like, dude, one time I literally had someone, an acting coach, ask me, imagine like someone who passed away, someone who you loved who passed away. And then I was like, okay. So I'm like sitting there literally thinking about my dead mother.

And she's like, who are you thinking about? And I was like, I, I i'm mind you i just met this bitch and i'm like um my mom and she's like oh and how did she die and like starts like really digging in and like asking me about extreme details in my life and because i was uncomfortable i was just like telling her because i was like i guess this is like the vulnerable mobility of like acting coaches and classes and she literally she's like yes yes love that love that love it so much from your dead mother imagine her um no imagine your last moment seeing her body in one piece imagine that just think about that and she was like was she buried or i was like no like like the whole thing is very torched we torched her like um

like a little marshmallow like no what are those things you know in the kitchen really yeah we that's how we did my mom with a butane lighter oh my god it was like a dab rig lighter and then we we created resin and took little hits. Oh, my God. That's not funny. I'm sorry. Well, Inya has liquid shit, and I have shit that happens once every 14 days. I've gone literally, like, 16 days without shitting one time.

Part of me is, like like you have to be exaggerating because you know i swear to fucking god no this is like my real life like i'm not exaggerating it's not like that every time but i have done that before and it was fucked up like it was genuinely like the worst i'd ever felt physically in my life like it felt like i had a hundred pounds of shit in my gut and it just randomly one day like i took a laxative and it went away but like laxatives i am fucking petrified of because um there's a whole other story that i guess i could get into yeah i know it's not your scary story i think the night this happened, you were live texting me. Yeah, probably. So, go back five years.

I'm still living in Texas, still dealing with constipation, undiagnosed, whatever the fuck I have. I'm still, I don't know what is going on with my gut. It's the most annoying shit ever. And I haven't shit in a very long time. Um, so, and it's starting to like, actually like cause me pain. Like it's starting to like hurt. So I like going downstairs cause I know my dad has laxatives and I'm like, dad, like, um, I'm constipated. Like I need laxatives like to help this help me shit. It's so embarrassing so embarrassing um and my dad is like bigger than i am he's like probably yeah i don't know um he's bigger than i am and he gave me like his dose of laxatives that he takes um and i went upstairs and i popped all three of these pills and he was like

oh no like you're not supposed to take all three of them you're supposed to take one now and then one tomorrow morning and then one the next morning and i was like oh my fucking god oh my god oh my god so i start like literally panicking and then i'm like okay like it's done like there's like nothing i can do about it just like breathe like you'll get through this you'll make you'll maybe live you'll maybe live literally and then like 15 minutes pass and like my stomach is making like it's it literally like if you held a decibel reader up to it it would be as loud as a fucking like jet engine like it was like the loudest like churning and like grumbling i'd ever heard in my life and i was like oh my

fucking god those were literally like fruit ninja blending you know exactly life. And I was like, Oh my fucking God. Those were literally like fruit Ninja blending. No, exactly. It was like, it was like literally because like 15 minutes go by, it's making these sound loud sounds. And then I just get these like sharp, like cramping pains in my stomach,

which like, honestly, like, like as a man, like, I feel like I understand what a period feels like. And like, I cannot believe y'all go through that once a month because periods hurt.

I actually don't get cramps. Well, like other girls out there, I feel for you. My big fucking boobs hurt and they get really dense. Do you need a massage? Yeah, I need them squished around. You need to massage the little nodules the nodules you mean my nipples so I'm sitting

upstairs and it's uh my stomach's churning it's fucking like actually like starting to scare me it's starting to hurt really really bad cramping all that and then I start getting like extremely nauseous and I'm like oh no like this isn't

supposed to happen like i don't like why is this happening and so i like go and i start like throwing up like profusely throwing up and it is oh you're throwing up shit no yeah literally like i'm throwing up like shit out of my mouth um not actually but literally i'm throwing up shit out of my mouth and it's bright red and like then my ass starts to hurt and I'm like, oh my fucking God, it's coming out of my ass and like it's coming out. And so I sit on the toilet and nothing comes out. And then I start pissing blood. Like I'm like pissing blood, throwing up vomit, trying to shit out of my ass, like butt ass

naked, sweating the most vulnerable I've ever felt in my life. And I am like literally screaming I'm like I'm like help like bracing up against the walls like actually out of a comedy movie like the worst pain I've ever felt and like I won't go into too much detail because like what transpired next is like some of the most humiliating shit that's ever happened to me in my entire life I'll just have Kai like bleep it out so you understand what happened but i like had to go on the tub of the shower and literally like my out of my because it was so impacted and i laid there with the shower running after doing that and cried my eyes out because, like, it was the most dehumanizing thing of my entire life. That is so gross.

Yeah, it's, like, really gnarly. And then I went on the toilet and exploded out of my ass for literally two hours. Like, it was, like, so much shit just, like, spraying out of my butt. Like, it was really crazy. Kai said shiz. Like, I was pissing shit like piss what is it oh shissing shissing like literally pissing shit out of my butt um but i woke up the next day and i am not joking no i felt like a million dollars and i felt lighter like i felt like i had like a pep in my step i felt felt like I was walking on clouds.

It was, like, actually insane. You had a full body detox. No, it was, like, my whole. And that's probably why my gut, like, flora is so fucked up. Yeah, definitely. Because I, like, eradicated it all. Like, I burned it alive. I seared it alive with my laxatives.

Dude, actually, that randomly just reminded me. So, one time when I was in honduras when i was like maybe six years old that was the sickest i had gotten in my whole life like where i had eczema the skin had become so raw from like the medicine or are you situated yeah can you hear that when he moves yeah stop um but i don't know why i got so sick when i went to honduras once i don't know what it was to this day but i literally was on my deathbed at the ripe age of like six or seven and I would go every summer but this last summer that I remember going for some reason I like nearly fucking conked over and died and it started as just like a normal like flu and

I was just like kind of bedridden every day like I wasn't doing anything like I would like lay around I actually also within this I had such a bad temper as a kid um my brother and cousin were in the other room playing the ps2 on like the tv that was in that house and they were all on the floor playing ps2 but they were being really fucking loud and having so much fun and i was so sick and my i had the craziest migraines from being sick um that i kept telling them to shut up because i wanted to go back to sleep and they wouldn't listen so i literally got the fuck up went grabbed the ps2 picked it up and slammed it on the floor and got the demo disc stuck in there so they only could play like i get not even the demo disc maybe it was the demo disc but it had nemo the game on it so that game was fucking lit yeah it was fucking no one wants

to have that conversation but the nemo game was literally like one of the most like influential games no it was fucking awesome do they do that still with kids movies like make every single one into a game because as kids every single if you look at game boy games almost everyone is a fucking movie or like a cartoon or like whatever yeah um but that aside basically i just like kept getting sicker and sicker and then my eczema that was on my arms got so blistered up and fucked up that i had boils on my arms that i still have like little divot scars from it that i would scratch and i would, like, bleed all the time. And then I started having liquid fucking shit and vomiting at the same time. Oh, my God.

That's what just reminded me of this, is I would wake up in the middle of the night and feel so sick and run to the bathroom and, like, go to shit and then have to grab the fucking garbage can and throw up in the garbage can as I was shitting. It's very dehumanizing, like, it coming out of both ends like it's like it's like it really is like not even dehumanizing it's humbling it's like you are a human and like sometimes sometimes this happens and like you just have to like figure it out um we're people too yeah me and drew we shit and poop out our ass too i throw up shit sometimes like literal poop out of my mouth oh my god that just reminded me of one time when i was like i was probably in like i want to say like first grade this is the bowel movement yeah the bowel movement the regular bowel movement normalizing shit normalize shit we need to normalize normalizing shit um so i was like probably in like first or second grade at the time and like my brothers are like

like a few years older than me so they were like in middle school and they came home one day and was like yo like i cannot believe what happened today like this girl like she threw up shit all over the place um and i was like um like verbatim that's what they said i will never forget this story you never turned off the ac i'm so sorry oh yeah um i'll never forget this story and it's just like that's gonna get left it um we did it last episode too and that one before that as well oh really yeah um but like i'll never forget it because it was like really like a pivotal moment in my life like my brother came in and was like this girl she threw up shit all over the place

and in my like second grade brain i thought she literally was like throwing up turds out of her mouth and like i visualized that and everything and like i asked a question i was like she like threw up poop out of her mouth and my brothers like being the assholes that they are were like yeah like they're like whole like turds came out and i was like oh my fucking god i did not know that was possible like this is like this is the craziest thing i've ever heard in my entire life and then fast forward and i'm like entering middle school like five years later or whatever and like i finally realized like my brothers were just being fucking assholes to me and i like it took me like until i was seventh grade that people didn't throw up turds out of their mouth like it

they just meant like the expression like throwing shit up everywhere um i don't have any memories of anybody venturing through remember how often it was that kids threw up in like elementary school like kids would just be throwing up did they throw mulch on the throw up yeah they threw like this powder on it yeah my school they literally threw mulch on it it's like this super observant powder and they would like sprinkle it over it and it would smell like like a mixture of like vomit and like this super chemically like almost like that powder shit that we used to have ajax it was like ajax mixed with vomit and it would like swell and fill the hall but no mine i never threw up at school mine was literally much

oh oh my god i did oh my god i did in middle school i got to school and was eating my hot puffs for breakfast and i had pe as my first class and all i had in my stomach was like i i almost switched to spanish i almost was like like i almost like fully went on with my story but all i had was like a little bit of like coffee from my like parents in the morning and my hot puffs which was a normal routine for me because i was i was the girl i was amongst the girls who were eating the hot cheetos and the hot puffs for breakfast. And then next thing I know, I'm running my laps. Actually, no, this is like ripest, like maybe fourth grade.

Yeah. Because I just remembered all the kids in my class. So this was fourth grade. I was running my laps and something came up. And I threw up and I remember I was so embarrassed. I like ran to the bathroom and I was like, dude, I fucking hate myself. I can't believe that just happened to the bathroom and I was like, dude, I fucking hate myself. I can't believe that just happened to my friends.

I was like, no one cares. Everyone throws up. And I was like, I don't throw up. No, that's the thing. I'm different. I'm not like these other bitches. I don't throw up. Also, one time in second grade, one of my best friends, hope she's doing good.

I actually was just thinking about her the other day. I have no connection to her at all anymore because we went to different high schools. And we also got into a hella beef in middle school. So we were not good friends past fifth grade. But in second grade, we were best friends. This is so evil of me. I was such a fucking cunt at the ripe age of, like, what? How old were you in second grade?

Like, eight years old. We were all at P.E she was we were sitting down the teacher like spoke to us and then dismissed us to go run around and do whatever the fuck we had to do and my friend i'll call her like claire was like still on the floor like sitting there and i like got up to walk away and she's like anya and i was like what and i like turned to her and i looked down and she's sitting in a puddle of her own pits. Like she had pissed herself. And a good friend would be like, oh my God, Claire, like.

Here, take my jacket. Cover up. Let's go to the nurse. I'm going to go like tell the teacher and we can get it figured out. Bitch, no. I turned to the fucking PE court and I went, everyone, Claire pissed herself. And everyone came running back and circled around her and looked at her and pointed at her and laughed. You're diabolical.

We stayed best friends, though. Sinister. Sinister, you. So it's low-key her fault. Like, if I was so bad, why wouldn't she leave? She stayed with me. That's not how that works. Yes, it is.

I was a fucking cunt. I was mean. Do you know what a miler's club is? Did y'all have miler's club where they would just send they would just send you during pe and they would just make you run laps the whole time yes but we didn't call it miler's club that was i don't know what it was it was just like so we had miler's club and it reminded me of y'all like running laps or whatever this is just completely fucking off topic and a tangent but it's just like a testament of my like brain and how fucking smart i am and like how high of an iq i have like no one really talks about that like oh my god girl get into the

fucking story i am a genius um and my iq is like really fucking high and it's like almost dangerous and it's dangerous to be around me because it makes other people sad you've never taken an iq test in your life that wasn't on the internet so where is this coming from my my iq is a 90 no my iq is a 78 like it's like it doesn't get much higher than that i thought never mind just keep going what's 98 is low i was isn't that low it's like average i think or like a little below average yeah i was gonna say i feel like i've heard people being like I have IQ of 130 and I'm like I don't I don't know what the fuck IQ means like girl shut the fuck up like shut up I have a 78 I don't believe what okay what is IQ it's what is that what does that stand for I think it's like intellectual quotient or something I was gonna say I know

it's like intellectual something I don't know i like could have made that up i almost said intellectual quality it literally could could be but basically there is miler's club and they would like when you would finish a lap they would give you like a little wristband like you know those rubber wristbands yeah um and every time you would finish a lap you'd get one of those wristbands. Well, Milers club went on for like three months. Like it was like from the beginning of the year. And then right before winter started, because it got like too cold to run. And what I would do is when I would go to the dollar store, I would go and buy a bunch of those rubber bands. And then I would cheat the system and add like six or seven or eight and add two more miles to my thing and i ended up in like the top 10 or something um

cheating but i did you know what did you get for it just like pride of like being like really high up in that milers club i remember eugene geist one and what did you gain uh nothing just pride i remember eugene geist one and he he was the fast kid of the school. There was always, like, every school has, like, the fast kid. I can't think of the fast kid. I guess there were, like, kids in track, but I didn't keep up with any of the sports in my school. Yeah, it was, like, Eugene Geis, Len Weatherly, and... There was a brief moment where I was supposed to join the soccer team,

but then I decided to go home after school and film videos of myself instead oh my god you playing soccer instead of doing this it would have made my dad so happy if I was a soccer I would not have fucking committed to being a soccer player are you goddamn kidding me that was just that was just me being bored like I was like I'm bored I want to run around and like I liked playing soccer with my dad and then in middle school I was playing football a lot so I was like soccer's a good middle ground since I can't play football and be tackled I can still run around with balls in my hand you feel me I didn't hear what you said sorry oh wait actually no before I forgot the other thing in second grade that I have a vivid memory of doing actually two things I was so I was awful I was like an awful kid one um I went and got glasses like I got my first prescription glasses and a kid, this kid James accidentally knocked

them off of my table. And I in front of the whole class was like, are you fucking stupid? And started yelling at him and being so mean to him. And I was like, pick them up, pick them up. And he picked them up and put them back on. And I was like, wipe them off. And I was being so mean to him. But I think it was a kid I already didn't like and i was just really mean i would also kick guys in the balls when they pissed me off or if i knew they were

being mean to other girls like people would literally run away from me like if a guy was mean to a girl it would get back to him that someone told me and after school when we were all waiting for our parents he would be out hiding you're literally like the superhero i was the punisher um and then also actually um one bad thing i did as a kid is um i pissed all over my brother's nintendo 64 um and i came back like a week later and it literally crystallized and it like had like crystals all over it and people were like who the fuck pissed on the Nintendo 64? Like, what is this? And that's my story. Did you get caught?

I like didn't get caught until I told it like a year ago on like one of those live streams we did. I like told that story and my mom was like, that was you? I still don't think my brothers know. But yeah, Brandon, Jared, Sam, I pissed all over y'all's Nintendo 64 and ruined all the games. Sam. Sam in heaven. I hope you can hear me. jared sam i pissed all over y'all's nintendo 64 and ruined all the games um sam sam the ghost behind me um no sam the goat yeah all right peter pussy um last thing before we get into like the real good topic of this episode, um, that I did in second grade is this kid Nathaniel had lollipops. This was written in a planner and this is why I remember this because I was going through

a planner before I moved and I was like, oh my God, I was fucking evil. This kid Nathaniel had lollipops and was eating them and he, I think he was on his last one and I finally went up to him and I was friends with this kid and I was like, hey, do you have any more? And he was like, no, this is my last one. And I was like, are you kidding me? You're lying. And he was like, I'm not.

Like, please leave me alone. And I took the lollipop, put it in my mouth, and crunched it and didn't even eat it. I, like, spit it out. And I was so mean. And then he, like, cried. And I had to go up to the front and, like, change my card. How humiliating. That's evil.

I changed my card all the fucking time. I was playing green light, red light. Yeah, dude. That shit was. I think I only literally had to change it from green to yellow once in my life. And I remember it was like actually the most heartbreaking thing that's ever fucking happened to me in my life. And I behaved ever since then. It worked on me.

I was just another sheep. I was another cog in i was another cog yeah i wasn't a sheeple i believed in being able to speak my mind be a cunt be rude push kids yell at kids no i was a sheep but also i was a bully not really i will let i remember one time someone got in trouble i guess people get in trouble often for like they were a bully in school. Bitch, most people were fucking bullies in school. We were all fucking angry. We were children. We were all locked up in classes for eight hours a day with nothing to do. We didn't have iPhones.

We were all also very insecure and going through fucking puberty at the same time. Like obviously there's like raging hormones that are going to make people angry at each other and just like bully other kids. But I wasn't, like, a bully bully. I wasn't a bully. I was just a fucking bitch. I did one thing that, like, I will literally never let myself live down. And, like, I still to this day am, like, oh, like, if I have bad karma, like, if something bad happens to me, it's because of what I did to that kid.

But it's not even that bad. I just said he... I can't even say it. I said he had squades. What is that? Squirrel AIDS. And he cried, dude. And he cried his eyes out.

And it was so humiliating for him. I was like six years old. I'm sorry. I'm not apologizing. Leave that in. I don't give a shit. Like when nobody gives a fuck that you said that i'm fucking sorry i don't fucking care like are you know you're all gonna be so fucking mad at me

fuck you i don't care i was six years old but yeah i said he had squades me and my friend hunter um i've never heard squades no it's something we made up and we said he also wore op he so this is all in one day like you know what op is the the brand yeah he wore op and me and we were like i was riding the bus back home with him and i was like oh you're wearing op what does that stand for oral penis and everyone was like oh like holy shit um but i think we're on good terms today like i think i think you don't. You don't know him. No, like, not. I mean, like, I kind of do. I don't think anybody, like, for stuff like that. I think it's different when someone's like, yeah, I got, like, relentlessly bullied by one person. And I was targeted every single day by this person.

I think that's what bullying is. I think, like, when kids are like, yeah, I was a piece of shit. I did this. Like, and then I never bothered that person again. It's like, okay, you were a piece of shit. Like, and you were a kid. All right. Hayes, if you're out there his name is haze if you're out there i truly am sorry for that and he comes back with a huge newsletter like i'm truly sorry for that and i still to this day

think it's the reason for anything that ever bad like the reason my brother died is because i said he had squades so i was just thinking like you know how when people like people like come forward and like so and so did this and like the new york time publishes it the guardian publishes here the guardian i don't think the guardian is that important i don't know buzzfeed publishes buzzfeed article and drew phillips being a bully um fuck i was thinking of one other thing that i did that was so mean. I just did a lot of mean things. I was, like, just annoyed. Like, I was annoying and annoyed. You had a lot of pent up.

Yeah, anger. Rage. Um, yeah, I never did anything that was, like, fucking unforgivable. I was just literally a raging cunt. Oh, fuck, it just almost came back to me. One time. One thing I did that I can't think of. One time, um, so I never shit in high school or in middle school.

And maybe that's why I have like GI tract issues now. But like one time I like in the middle of class just like pulled my pants down and just shit all over the floor. So you're lying. I just shit all over the floor and like the teacher walked over and like slipped in it and landed in it and like it like made like a wave of like like it sprayed all over the kids in class and like a few kids got e-coli and it was like this whole debacle and like yeah it was just like this oh you know what i was thinking of in high school there was i was really mean to the substitute once um he was just being a

fucking cunt like he was being annoying i was so mean i was always a mean person but that's okay because you know what i think it is i think it's when people are like really really nice on the internet and then when people find out they were pieces of shit they're like what the hell but i think from the jump like everyone's always known i've been a piece of shit like also who gives a fuck like they were literally babies like i literally don't give a, like, everyone's always known I've been a piece of shit. Also, who gives a fuck? Like, we were literally babies. Like, I literally don't give a shit. Yeah, it's just like, of course I was mad, bitch. I was, like, horny and, like, angry.

And, like, I was all these things. But whatever. Basically, we had this substitute teacher who I think I had beef with prior because I had an online class. This was, like, 10th or 11th grade. I had an online class with him. And he just did not fuck with me because I had an online class this was like 10th or 11th grade I had an online class with him and he just did not fuck with me because I was fucking annoying and everyone would be quietly working on the computer and me and my like one of my best friends at the time Karen would be on the computer like like laughing and like being stupid and like using her like fucking phone to like take

videos and like be just like be relentlessly annoying and i got him as a substitute for a different class and he was being just like really angry rightfully so because like no one respects substitute teachers and we were all like screaming and laughing and not listening to him and then he just stands up and this is what pushed me because i was like why now you're just lying because he stood up and he was like i'm gonna fail all of you I'm like I literally just straight up was like you can't do that you can't even log into the fucking computer like I just like said that time I was like you can't even log into the computer how are you gonna fail this you're not a real teacher like you're not you're the substitute you're not our teacher and then he

was like oh yeah and then he was like going to act like he's logging into the computer and I just go you're a damn lie like why are you lying like I like straight the computer and i just go you're a damn lie like why are you lying like i like straight up just was like i said you're a goddamn lie um and he got up and was so fucking angry but from me saying that got up and like walked over to my desk and pulled out like three like business cards slammed them on the table in front of me and apparently he was a priest in his free time and he was like i am not a goddamn lie i am the truth and like said some shit like that to me i am the truth i am the truth and then i was just like you can't handle the truth i was like okay fuck you like i i like said something crazy to him and i got kicked out and sent to the principal's office and the principal was was like, please like don't.

This is so fucked up. But I didn't know this before. He was like, please don't like don't like make him too angry because his wife just passed off a heart attack and he has heart issues. And I was like, oh, like, OK, also like maybe do the priest thing, because I don't know if you're like can handle borderline suffering a heart attack. If dealing with a bunch of like annoying 15 year olds is like necessarily helping anything. One time I had a teacher that,

um, had like three heart attacks while she was a teacher, but she was an absolute, like she was like the worst. And like, I'm not saying, I'm not saying she deserved it, but like if anybody deserved a heart attack,

like it was attack like it was dude I was so mean to teachers yeah obviously now as an adult I'm like dude teachers do not make nearly enough for what they go through because of people like me like like little fucking annoying kids who hate authority and are like fuck you she she was a the art teacher but like it wasn't fun art it was like she made art like so annoying and like i was like super into like drawing and like painting and shit but she like made it about like like famous artists and like very technical and if you didn't do this certain technique like you failed and i was like girl like let me just fucking paint what i want to paint and then you can just like grade it or like,

just give me an a, because it's fucking art class. Like, what are you? Yeah. And then she like had like three heart attacks and like, we had like substitutes for like two years for it. It was like kind of crazy.

Did I, I had the most substitutes when teachers would get pregnant and then just like disappear. So we would have a substitute every single day. And that is where like the most fights happened that like really infamous like um at least i have money for mac vine was like during a substitute and it literally actually i've never told the story of that i don't think basically what happened was these two girls in my class um i know their names but i don't want to say them because they're like voices are like known i don't know but these

two girls in class one of them i had actually known literally since third grade and i genuinely loved her so much i'll i i'm not gonna make up names because i almost just said her name um but one of them i had known since elementary and then the this other girl like i knew her just now from high school um but she was like infamous for wearing makeup. And it was before wearing makeup was, like, cute and, like, a thing. Because this was, like, 2014, 2015. So if you were wearing makeup, it was, like, you're so fake. You're wearing makeup. Like, that's so whack.

Like, why do you care? Whatever. But she was on that shit before anyone in my school. Yeah. No, full beat. Like, always had her MAC products in her bag. Would be, like, touching her shit up. Like, reapplying like

like nikki minaj pink pink lipstick like that certain pink that's like a pinky purple like that was really popular for a second but anyways this girl the mac girl she was like she was reading the names because the substitute at this point had literally given up on our class and didn't even want to take attendance because he hated us. Or she hated us. So she stood up and she was, like, taking attendance. And she kept being like, shut up. Like, everyone shut up. And everyone was just ignoring her.

I mean, like, dude, just take the fucking attendance. You're, like, not the teacher. Like, you know everyone in the class. You could look and see them there. And then she got to this girl who I had known forever's name. And she said her name and then said, shut up right after. So the girl turned to her and was like, also, this girl was a fucking, like, world-class champion of fighting. So I was like, oh, my God, this is not going to be good.

I already knew. Because this girl had, like, fought teachers, thrown desks at teachers. She's still in class. She was not one. I remember in sixth grade. Throwing desks. In sixth grade, she literally threw a desk at a teacher um and like her brother was also like a world-class champion fighter there were certain

kids who like it ran in the family they were all of their yeah they were they were ready to fight like they had fun doing it borderline um and this girl just turns and she's like what and she was like i said your name and then she was, what did you say after my name? And they started going back and forth. And then this girl who like didn't know this girl who I've known for a long time was really stepping up. And I was like, dude, you are like putting yourself like genuinely in the danger zone.

And then they just started yelling at each other and everyone started holding the girl I had known for a long time, literally physically holding her back from going to this girl. Cause they were like, the school year just started like do not do this and they just started going at it and they like the girl i had known forever literally got dragged by the whole class borderline back out of the door because they were like you can't get suspended

again the school year just started you will be expelled um yeah and they they just like they never got into the physical altercation part of it but they had beef at least have money for mac bitch at least have money for my bitch it honestly it's like it's a valid claim yeah but did she did she say like was she like she was like all that fucking makeup on your face shut the fuck up like she was just being like i will slap you so hard i will slap the fucking makeup off your face and we'll see how ugly you are like she was just saying crazy shit at least i have money for mac That's like a bar. I know. That's actually awesome.

It's true. But I guess also, like, I didn't know how expensive Mac was. I was like, okay. Like, I guess you do have something. But yeah, should we get into the notes app? Because I can literally go on for like childhood stories forever.

As I'm sitting here, I'm realizing like, it is insane. We've spent half of our lives in school so most of the stories I have for my life right now not right now but most of my stories are me in school yeah because like literally most of our life like actually 60 80 percent of our life has been in school oh I miss our Cynthia i know i miss high school like i miss school every time i bring that up like people around me like like okay super senior also something else i want to fucking do really bad is go to like a high school football game like i want to like go and like live

the high school football game experience and like just like i love the energy there i never once went to a high school game interesting i went to like a one pep rally and then i stopped going that's like the only thing you could fucking do in my hometown since it's literally microscopic yeah i just was like it's too much i don't care um should we get into the crux of this episode yes so in your last night was like we were like coming up with podcasts like topics and she was like something we should fucking do is like go through our notes app and just find like the most cryptic weird fucking like notes that we have taken down um and just read them to each other and get our reactions because like it gets

fucking dark like it gets weird yeah i know some of them i literally was like dude i can't read that that's so sad it was like making me sad but some of them were just making me crack the fuck up. And what made me think of it is like Elisa uses her notes app the way Steve Jobs intended. Like Elisa goes in and she like writes notes and like if she finds things on the internet, she'll like save the link and add it to her notes and like give a description of what it is. Like it's fully the way a notes app should be used. And me and drew's way we have one that's so similar it's scary um me and wait go to the one that we were like you showed it to me i had the like parallel

version okay so one of my notes says period i'm unnoticed space h what when was that taken i have no idea like probably like two years ago three oh dude i screenshotted all mine with the time and date oh yeah i didn't do that um mine that is the parallel of that is march 4th 2020 at 6 52 p.m my fucking birthday oh my god it is i go i say i'm the bystander i don't know what that means i don't like so fake deep i'm unnoticed and i'm the bystander like can we shut the hell up like us being really sad and like i don't know my next note is gypsy rose everdeen costume because I had this idea where I was like okay Katniss Everdeen Gypsy Rose an amalgamation like so Gypsy

Rose with like a bow and arrow that would have to be the mix because Gypsy needs help literally also before I forget this has nothing to do with the topic but can we go to spear halloween after we film yeah awesome um i want to leave that in also i'm i itch oh here's a good one for me christmas eve 2 53 a.m so i guess i haven't lived christmas eve's day but this is 2018 i make my okay i don't know who walked in and stopped me.

Like, I don't know. I make my. Also, I think the notes app time changes based on where you are. And on Christmas Eve, I would be in Miami. So this is actually 6.53 a.m. Miami time. So I don't, or 5.53 a.m. So I don't know what I was up to. Crazy.

Well, I have one. It's our people are our dreams. And it's in bold. My next one is in bold too. And it's literally December 14th, 2019 at 3.25 AM. I think I've, I don't know if I was here or where. I think I was here. I said, I want to kill you um probably talking about me a lot like that i have a lot like that when someone's really making me angry and i've now learned in my adulthood to like just be like all right this

anger will pass i'll go into my notes app and i have like a daunting amount that are just like kill you like i will kill you i hate you like god shut up like just like kill you. Like I will kill you. I hate you. Oh my God. Shut up. Like just like ones like that. Okay. This is like actually really scary. And y'all will like, after I read this out loud, y'all, everything will change. I'm like a hundred percent positive.

Idea about dreams. What if dream world and waking world are totally different realities and we experience dreams are real and happening in a different reality? I'm guessing I woke up and I wrote this immediately. As we fall asleep, our dream selves wake up. And when we wake up, our dream self falls asleep. What? They can't remember what experienced in our reality just as it's foggy to remember what dreams self-experience in reality okay like i said it changes everything it kind of makes sense

do you kind of get it yeah i get it like the me who goes to sleep is actually me the next day waking up exactly i live today is like my other realm self's dream exactly and maybe that's why sometimes we're like our days are just blending i have no idea what i did maybe that's like it could explain some deja vu well on may 5th 2020 i said very horny would like to fuck at 11 52 p.m that's like you were passing that note to me. Honestly, I do have like a really funny interaction of me and Drew in 2018. Oh my God, October 7th. Almost like exactly three years ago. This was, we were on our way to a tour date and I was always so pissy traveling.

Like I like hated traveling because I was just always upset. I don't know. And uncomfortable. But this is like back and forth we should read it um i think this is me and then it goes on i just woke up oily i can't connect to wi-fi and i'm so fucking cold i want to die drew was in the seat behind me i remember boohoo cry me a fucking river is little baby gonna cry wow this six-year-old next to me is more grown than you grow Grow up. Shake my head. Okay, but actually, how long do you think till we land?

Because I'm so mad about how cold and bored I am, and my tummy hurts so bad. And then Drew just said. 45 minutes. Oh, and then he said. Finish edit video, maybe. I can't because I literally can't do anything because shake at how cold I am. Like my nipples hurt. Oh, that's me. I'm like my nipples hurt from being hard for the past 30 minutes and SMH.

Oh, and then you're like SMH, I'm sweating. Then you said the kid next to me just farted so loud. But it also awoken something inside of me. Like I want to have a kid. He fell asleep on me. It's so cute i said oh omg and that was the end of a little child um okay well this one says i think i had a seizure tonight november 19th 2020 april 6th 1 17 a.m

really and then i go into like detail but i won't read it um april 16 2017 2 34 p.m why everyone's so goddamn ugly i don't know if i was showing that to someone or um oh i have a dream the the ego is the blueprint for dysfunction cryptic fake deep like i was really in my feels i bet i was really like oh this is like a bar you were you were trying to give yourself ego death yeah probably um july 15 2020 i think this is a dream because it's at 9 17 a.m had to kill people in this weird abandoned dystopian orion had to kill me but it wasn't me. She couldn't do it.

I got high on opioids and loved it. Felt so free and good. Then Orion became someone else. Really sweet man who I was in love with, but he had to kill me now. And he couldn't. And we were so sad. And he was taking long. Oh, my gosh.

I have, like, really gnarly nightmares where I, like, can't read them. Yeah. I have like really gnarly nightmares where I like, I like can't read them. Yeah. I have this one. It says, I hear if you say Charlie D'Amelio's name in the mirror five times, she pops up. I see Charlie D'Amelio. Oh yeah. That's literally it. I hear if you say Charlie D'Amelio's name in the mirror five times, she pops up.

Like Charlie D'Amelio. Charlie D'Amelio. Well, I have braids with beanie at 2 25 a.m so i don't know what that means maybe like it was a little style idea not very innovative this one's actually pretty cool things i don't understand one record players cds in general two computer parts and how they were made three wi-fi four cameras five that other people are alive and that i'm not the only person Two, computer parts and how they were made. Three, Wi-Fi. Four, cameras. Five, that other people are alive and that I'm not the only person living and everyone else is just an NPC. So you don't understand any technology?

Like, I understand technology, but like, okay, someone tried to actually explain Wi-Fi to me. That does not make sense no yeah i like like try to explain a fucking camera try to explain that to me like how is that happening right now like it's recording like what is that that doesn't make sense i'm pretty sure it's um like the there's like a reflection situation happening because it's like the idea no i'm not kidding i know there's like mirrors inside of it but like how is it transcribing it onto a fucking sd card oh there's little people and they're drawing us every no that is like easier that's a way more understandable explanation than like no i get that because like i actually don't i also don't understand how anything works like

i hate when people are trying to explain to me oh like better like computers or something to get i'm like no i'm like very simple-minded i've already decided i'm like an apple tech girl or like these are the brand of cameras i like um but i don't understand yeah i don't understand you know what i think about a lot is like cameras dude my brain right now is on fire you know what i think about a lot is cameras are they going to start looking better how have we met the peak because i'm sure people in like 2001 were like dude we've hit the peak like this is so like photo realistic but i genuinely believe we are going too far with cameras i'm like all right they don't have like they're gonna make

x-ray cameras and i'm gonna like use uh i hate that getting kind of laughed at hard like i like just let out his whole fucking long set of breath but yeah try to explain fucking cd players um like i understand there's like a little groove like and it's falling i don't know if that's the same thing for cds because i don't see any like vinyls you can see the grooves i think cds literally read like data cd players like what the fuck does that even mean well there's a laser in there and it like scans the data exactly that's what i'm saying like yeah no i don't i don't understand any other shit and don't you dare fucking get in our comms to try to explain that no do it i won't read it fuck you do it explain it i want to see you explain it and don't

get on fucking google and copy and paste the google fucking thing because i've already done that no explain it in like human terms like make it understandable for me human word yeah explain like i'm five and then like computer parts like really yeah i don't understand like when i see like you know the parts of a computer and someone's like wiring them and like doing like a mod i'm like you you were just playing like really like we put electricity through this and then it makes the access to the internet like no like no this is all like a simulation like sd cards like i could fucking eat that shit like i could crunch it up in my mouth and like something like how is that thing that i can like it's so malleable how is that carrying so much information do you think they're gonna sell our like you know how we can like go through and look

at like letters from people like 2 000 years ago and we're like whoa like do you think they're gonna sell our like you know how we can like go through and look at like letters from people like 2 000 years ago and we're like whoa like do you think that's gonna be the same like in 2 000 years where they're like oh like look at their texts i fucking hope not i would kill i would come back to life and kill myself i mean it's probably gonna happen actually yeah because then i'd get more attention and pity and people be like oh my god she did suffer she was like oh she was gross like she was horny yeah i'm a horny girl like like get with it girls can be horny too actually yeah wait really drew yes wait so girls poop and get horny yeah and jerk off jerk off. People. No. Yeah. People. Like girls tell me all the time. Like girls don't get horny.

Like that's just. Girls don't have sex. Is it because girls don't get horny around you. So someone's trying to make you feel better about that. No. No. No. No.

Me saying girls don't have sex. You're like. No. Pokemon Stadium Nintendo 64 game. But on iPhone. Basically copy all minigame components me really just like shaking the world like with no the thing about my notes is either it's like cryptic really fucking sad shit or me typing out like a really long thing that i need to

like say to my therapist because i like need to make sure my words are being understood or it's like me writing out really long texts I'm gonna write out because I don't want someone to see me typing for so long and being a freak and then what it is is like really weird random like to-do list that I never ever ever look at the next day like genuinely I write all of my to-do lists are happening at 1 to 3 a.m. And I'm like, all right, here's what I need to do tomorrow. Never once have I woken up and been like, oh, my God, you know what I need to do? Check my to-do list.

Like, it just doesn't happen. And then I'll rewrite the same to-do list like eight times in a row. And then I'm like, whatever, I'm not going to do it. Breaking into creator's homes is another one. If I could break into a creator's home, I don't know who I would break into. No one has a house that I'm like, yes. That's like, I need to be in that. All influencers have ugly, gross homes and they have no taste and they need help.

It's the post-Kardashian delusion. Like, I swear, like, a bunch of people on the internet live in a post-Kardashian world, like, dystopian weird like marble tile like freak world sterile contemporary modern like i'm sorry you're not happy did you not live in a home yeah you're not you're not happy in that house and you genuinely like need to just like get a homey house and like maybe you'll feel happier but also maybe i'm i'm saying that like we what do you mean um yes and then i got inside a mirror sphere um make a sphere that i can get inside of coat the inside with reflective mirror paint if it's a you could see the back

of your head there's things like that drew they're like they're like literally every pop-up in la does something like that and then no but it's like a square i'm talking sphere like a like an orb you like go inside it's all mirrors on the inside like if you think about it you would be able like to look forward and see the back of your head like now y'all are thinking about it and you're like holy shit no you are what i'm thinking about is in the squares you can do that you can't see the back of your head yes you can in the fucking corner i'm saying look forward like directly forward is that actually how that would work yes it's like literally like breaking the fucking reality like it doesn't do it i like will i'll prove everybody wrong everybody's always

doubting me who is everybody all my fucking haters praying for my downfall watching this shit right now the thing is you you cause your own downfall all the time we'd like you being like last episode like y'all were praying for my downfall like no bitch you did that to yourself um oh damn there's some really dark shit i know that i'm like i had a hard time finding funny ones because i was like i have really funny ones but like there's just a lot of um just like really fucked up shit um does it ever make you wonder all the good times pass you by i think that's a lyric that i wrote down that i heard in a in a store the good times oh this is a dream fan came up and sing to us in hopes of

getting signed we laugh fan tried to cancel us for being rude cool um you're such a fucking cunt i i did not do that when you said iphone pokemon game like yeah you did no i laughed in unison with you laughed at me i'm gonna punch you in the fucking face you stupid fucking cunt bitch um this one is my last one and we'll end on like a semi sad note i don't even know how to interpret this um my glasses keep disappearing and i think Sam is involved. Oh my God. Wait, should I read the ones about my mom? No, they're really sad. So basically I was probably... You were losing your mind.

You thought Sam was like coming. I got bad news. Sam wasn't touching your glasses. He was a ghost. Sam is a ghost. So that was the episode. Yeah. Let's do media.

Let's do your mom. Sorry. My mom died three days ago. Literally me when my mom died and I literally didn't tell anybody. And I was like, it's like the audio where it's like my mom died three days ago and i got in a car accident and um then i have to have eye surgery my car flipped three times okay i'll go first bitch because you're taking for fucking ever somebody told me to add emily um marco um tiktoks to the media i don't know how to say her name i don't i tried to look up her name the other day is like erica i don't know her name um but actually not to wave the like i've been here first flag but i literally used to watch

her when she was like on youtube doing like reformation hall so she's a new face to y'all but that's been my girl since like 2018 we don't have to make any competition though um okay my first song and maybe no i've just been really into like ambient music recently like really just like bells and dings and just like sounds and drones and shit um so i've like been going through my like um ambient playlist and still like one of my favorite ambient songs is one day by nobukazu tekamori tekamori um i think it's just like a really solid song but like keep in mind it is literally just like like beeps and poops like it's there's nothing there there's no substance but i can listen to it a thousand times because it feels

like what's going on inside of my head all the time um and then um i like still space by satoshi asakawa ashikawa um i like two songs and you don't get a movie this week fuck you damn like that i started squid games i only finished the first episode that's what i've been watching i only got the first episode and then i what I've been watching. I only got the first episode. And then I've been watching The Simpsons. And I'm like, oh, yeah, let me talk about the fucking episodes I've seen. There's literally a million. Like, it's The Simpsons.

But I've been watching, like, earlier seasons. Yeah, whatever. And, yeah, whatever. Then. Whatever. My audio media is Baby This Love I Have by Minnie ripper 10 can't fuck with me by trick daddy little spacey by cock two twins and i'm gonna cut it at three because i go overboard every time fuck you i mean we no i don't even want to give that away yet no don't do you know what i'm

talking about what we watched last night with elsie no we have to finish that before we like really go in depth. Yeah, maybe that's a whole episode. Well that was this episode of Emergency Intercom. Thank you guys for watching. We'll see you next week. Unless we die in a car crash. Yeah, maybe. Or in a plane crash. Don't be so sure you're gonna see us. Because a plane or something could crash into our house and explode it into a million pieces. Yeah, you should always, every time you see us, you should look at us like it's your last time. And every time you see our video, you should click on it because it might be your last time. Kai, if we die before this is uploaded, upload it. Yeah.

And just this clip. And just let people know that we manifest the world. The house down. All right. It's Mama Slay. Yes, T-Wigs, sis. Bye. Bye. I love my love.

Has come along. Is that what you're singing? Yeah. Is that what you're singing? Thank you.