Emergency Intercom - Our First Fight

Episode Date: September 24, 2021

Even though it looks happy from the outside… we still argue and today’s episode is exactly that. Us arguing. Blood was shed… who will win? Is Drew actually a bad toxic person who needs therapy? Yes. Does he care? Not one bit. Now listen to this episode and shut it dweeb. Follow Enya on Insta: @EnyaUmanzor Follow Drew on Insta: @DrewPhillips09 To listen to the podcast on YouTube: bit.ly/EmergencyIntercomPodYT Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: bit.ly/EmergencyIntercom If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: bit.ly/EmergencyIntercom Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Emergency Intercom episode... 12. How many weeks is that, Drew? Still a little mad. That's 12 weeks. I meant months. Three months. Ew.

Your face. I decided I'm going to start sticking my tongue out. Like, it's like kind of cute. I decided I need to stop doing that because I stick my tongue out so much. Like, I'll look really good and someone will compliment me and I'll stick my fucking tongue out like a goddamn three year old. Yeah, cutesy little girl. I'm a grown ass woman. What is that from? Cutesy little girl. The tongue? No. is that from cutesy little girl or the tongue no yeah the

cutesy little girl um i don't know oh nikki minaj describing her character at ice age too yes but she's a man stop because the fact that that's like like my brain just was like you flipped through the files i watched it in your eyes. Like how did you figure that out? Before we get on to today's topics, I thought I should use this as my safe space to vent about the fact that I don't know if anybody else's cat does this. I'm sure someone's going to be like, that's not good. You need to take her to like the vet.

And like, that's a bad sign. I take Azul to the vet way too often. She's like one of the healthiest cats in the world um i almost i was gonna jokingly be like sadly but then i feel like people would think i hate it so because i'm he's a really good boy i literally sometimes he acts up i love him so fucking much but he actually is like a child a child he's like the he's like the most annoying little fucking child ever yeah um but basically when he gets kind of like fat he can't lick his butt clean so he'll finish shitting and have the

audacity to get on my bed and rub his ass on my bed and yesterday when i woke up i saw a shit stain on my bed i was like oh my god so i went to go wash my sheets that's why i washed them yesterday even though i just washed them like fucking four days ago um and then this morning i woke up to the smell of the biggest shit i've ever smelled i walked up to your door and it was fucking dude so bad it was going underneath the door and up into the air like heat rises type shit it was so bad and then i was like he's so fucking annoying and i was laying on bed and I felt him like, like, like twitching and scooting on the bed. And I look up and he literally was staring at me and got so scared and jumped off the

bed and sat on the floor. And I looked and there was two fucking skid marks on my bed. So I have to wash my sheets again. But I have two sets. So I'm just going to put a different one. But I don't want to put my white one because he's going to fucking stand with poop. He's going to shit on the white one. My eyes went bug-eyed when I was thinking.

Or because I was thinking, like, why haven't humans evolved to lick their own asses? Why do we have to use toilet paper? Because imagine how much money we would save if we just licked our asses clean or maybe it has something to do with my silence is it like a warrant to keep going it has something to do with our diet for sure we shouldn't have to wipe our asses no it has to do with the fact that you speak in my face and if i smelled shit i would punch you in the eyes true or you could fall in love with my pheromones or if you actually okay you've told me i have good pheromones before i feel like you know what it is everyone has like a good like set actually some people like i've

smelt like they're like their pheromones and like this is a different topic i feel like a lot of the scent of your pheromones literally comes from your mouth because like i don't know like i think it's from like balls and armpits um but also like literally this i'd be liking this the smell of some people's spit like or like people i mean yeah people who i've like made out with i'm like you're literally like our bodies are doing human things and like it's kind of cute you're you're like feeding me like the thing my brain wants and it's like give me like you get addicted to it yeah so but i've smelled some people's like on natural spit like it's not

like a bad like it doesn't stink like their breath doesn't stink but i've smelt their pheromones via their mouth and like their spit and i'm like we could not fuck because like your pheromones are not they're not hitting it's not compatible they're not catering to me the ovale family has a good fucking natural scent yeah their house smells so fucking good and also their clothes all smell really good yeah they all like they literally smell like a fucking pact of wolves like they all smell the fucking same me i feel like i know like a fucking pack of wolves. Like they all smell the fucking same. Me, I feel like I know what a fucking pack of wolves smell like. But yeah, I don't know why I just said that. Oh, but yeah, that's why you can't lick your ass. If you actually fucking care about sustainability.

I'm a stinky fucking fly. As we're talking about me licking my ass. Josh hasn't been taking out the fucking garbage and he orders Postmates and lets it sit. So now we have flies. We have fruit flies and nasty nasty gnats um but they haven't attacked our fruit which is good it's literally just like the sour cream fermenting that's also what i realized the smell that our garbage makes isn't

like normal garbage smell because of the sheer amount of fucking chipotle sour cream that josh like brings into the house and it just ferments and rots and it just like has this odor this specific like creamy odor that like fills our fucking house like that's our natural scent our house scent like you know how every house has a scent ours is fucking fermented fucking trash yeah all our friends come over like pretty often. They're like, it smells. Kai came in and was like, it smells like a burp in here. Yeah, it does. Because Josh doesn't do his fucking job. Yeah, it's not our fault.

I have incense. Josh has been good about it recently. We had to get onto him though. Yeah. Well, who's been taking us? I think he's been secretly taking out some garbage. What I do is I like pack up the garbage. It's like the garbage is left there. The two men take care of the garbage because you hate touching the garbage

but like the garbage i pack it into bags because it's fucking stinks in our kitchen i used to i used to be really good about yeah you used to do that but i was like i can't anymore it's like yeah so i've been packing it into the bags and then i bring them into the laundry room and i think when josh goes to the car he just does it but he hadn't done it yet um and now our fucking laundry room is disgusting i get used to the smell i don't even smell it anymore but my room like if azul hasn't taken a shit my room has such a good like scent that's always there because of my candles it's like ammonia like cat piss ammonia your room smells like cat piss no it doesn't stop no it doesn't it did for like a week because i was

like so depressed i also wasn't taking care of azul's litter box which like is like embarrassing to admit publicly because like if you're not taking care of yourself you should at least be taking care of your pets but i was like it's not bothering azul and it's not bothering me because i don't fucking care. I want to smell like this because I deserve to live in like a scent that's going to like knock me out. Yeah. Also, like mustard gas. And arson.

Girl, you keep saying arson like it's a chemical. Arson is when someone tries to burn down a house or like burn down a building. What did you say yesterday? You were like. I said that ikea makes their rugs with fucking arson and i was like i don't you don't know what that word means um but what the fuck was i gonna say god damn it oh you are um very good at lighting incense like incense are your thing like i think you have like your room has just like a natural incense smell which is really nice it's literally because as kids um my dad would get those blue pack of incense i feel like that was like a very like latin thing is like lighting incense in your house and i always be like this is a very latin thing but it's like a many people thing but i know latin so that's why

that's my reference but my dad would literally come home from work and we had like this like box that was full of incense. And then it had like matches and lighters in this little drawer. And he would come home and he'd be like, somebody light an incense. And all of us would literally run because it was like, yeah, it was like the 10 seconds of your childhood where you got to play with fire. Isn't it funny how we evolved from fire? And now it's like, we're not allowed to play with fire says a lot about society think about it think about it you sounded like not like you um but yeah and then i got to play with fire so now

i love lighting incense i love lighting candles but I've been hoarding off my candle for when it's like nice and crispy outside. I've been like saving my fucking candles up and I'm really, really excited to just like have like four candles lit when it's nighttime and it's like really dimly lit in my room by candlelight. And it's fucking freezing. It's going to be chilly outside. I'll open a window and let like a cold air come through. Like I will be so happy the day I wake up and it's back to being the weather where it's like raining and freezing outside. That day I will be happy. No, actually, that's a lie. I will probably be so sad and sulking, but like it will feel good.

You know what I just actually randomly had a memory of is in 1304. Everyone was taking a nap in the house and i was the only one awake and i was in my room and only a candle was on and it was raining outside and i was sitting by my desk and i made that little incense holder uh the little hand that i had made and i was sitting there making it and i think i was listening to like like anderson pock or something like kind of for the time it made sense for me. Or, like, weirdly I think I was even listening to, like, Mac Miller

or something. Like, I was listening to something, but I was just, like, sitting there, like, making this, and it was raining outside, and I had, like, an Andante's coffee, like, with me, and, like, yeah, that's just a memory. Why did that, like, make me tear up a little bit? That's, like, so cute. It was, like, such a sweet little, like... I want up a little bit that's like so cute it was like such a sweet little i want rain it rain is so like it's so fucking comforting and like

just like beautiful and it smells good and like i don't know why like it must be like some primal instinct deep down where like rain is means good or something because like i genuinely like when it's raining like is actually when i'm the most content where i'm like oh maybe life has more to offer like maybe they're they like reinvigorates my lust for life my like birth mom used to be like love rain and be like rain is good it like washes away all the problems and you can start new tomorrow like it'll wash everything off and then you can be a new thing tomorrow you know what um you you you said before that i was like oh that's like really cute that i started telling my parents and like

maddox and whatever it's like when it rains when it's like sunny out like a that means a deer was born or whatever yeah my grandma told me yeah i've literally been like spreading that i've been colonizing that. What's so annoying is because I remember the first time I said it, you didn't have a sweet reply. You had the most Drew, like, annoying reply. You were like, actually, deers are probably being born, like, every few minutes. So then just, like, of course there's a deer being born right now. You said, like, the most annoying thing. And I remember I was so annoyed because I was was like, I was literally trying to be sweet.

You're fucking pissing me off. Were they being serious? I doubt it. No, you were trolling me. Okay, I was like. But you were doing the trolling thing where you say it and you don't laugh after. You just look away because you want me to sit in anger. And because I was so annoyed with you, I didn't comment on it.

So it just like, we moved on after um i i had a lot of time to like self-reflect and think about the way i act after um the mario party game and i was like oh my god like maybe i am like a really awful person like maybe i do like fucking suck a lot of the time but then i was like no that don't even sound right that don't sound right at all like i'm a good person that sounds like they're crazy yeah y'all are y'all are the crazy ones y'all are the mean ones literally like dude I can't even like I don't understand I don't know if it's because I've just been like a little bit like easily agitated and like sad recently or what but actually no it could have been that because you made all of us angry like not kai because kai was so indifferent kai was pissed i could tell kai was mad he almost he almost left

the house without saying goodbye to me no i was i was telling him to do that because me because me and just came up here and was like oh drew was the one that like brought me into the group like i knew i had to come say bye this motherfucker lied to me no no wait no i told him not come say bye. This motherfucker lied to me. No, no, wait. No, I told him not to say bye to you. Oh, you asshole. You asshole. Because me and Josiah, just literally when he went to the bathroom after the game, I was in the kitchen and Josie comes up to me and goes,

we have to do something bad to him. I was like, oh my God. Y'all were diabolical. And then we started ignoring him and acting like he didn't exist. And then when Kai was leaving, me and Josie hugged him and started pushing him to go downstairs and we were like leave and then kai started getting scared because he was like no like i i i feel like i should go say bye to drew he brought me into the group and like i was like

well you're in the group now he doesn't matter and i was like pushing him out the door and then i could sense that he was actually worried you would be mad and then i was like that is kind of mean because like i don't actually believe in doing that. So I was like, go say, go say bye. Dude, we should rewind a little bit. Just like preface this whole situation. Like I'm a winner, baby.

I don't lose. See, there you fucking go. There you fucking go. I'm so good at Mario Party. It pisses people off. And I would be mad too if I lost every single game I played against me. You know what? Someone did make a comment. Someone was like, I think had seen that i use monty mole and someone was like you need to stop using you need to use wario if you want to win wario is the best you

don't use wario you use shy guy but no shy guy is just like he's a balanced character when you're playing again it's it's all about the nuances of the game and there's like literally luck it is literally just luck and it's just like well i'm lucky bitch no so i win um and i'm not trying to piss you off i'm genuinely just saying like every game i've played i've won i don't know how i win i genuinely like don't under i don't get it because we talked about it in the last episode it's literally like you will be losing and then at the end just get all the fucking bonus stars somehow but what's annoying is no matter if you win by like luck or by playing the game right you react the same way every time as if you made it happen before before we get into that so i didn't want to win like genuine no genuinely because like

people like the way everyone was acting towards me was actually terrifying me and i i have never felt that way in my entire life like i everybody was attacking me i was like the underdog they were like constantly they were all making plans to make me lose like they were teaming up against me and like i was minding my whole business the whole time we've played i've been so like nonchalant and doesn't like didn't care they wanted me to be nonchalant and then i became nonchalant i don't give a fuck keep going come on keep going imagine when you were drinking that i just went like this to the ball and broke my fucking teeth um i usually don't fucking care about winning because it's just like a fun thing but the way drew reacts to winning actually started to like

seed a very deep and like tender hate in my soul for the idea of drew winning so then this game i was like dude he cannot win again. And I started to be fucking evil because I always play nice and play fair and I don't care. And I was like, maybe if I'm a cunt and I like purposefully try to attack him in the game, I will win. So I was like using Kai and Josie to plot against Drew. As your pawns and your diabolical plan.

And like... And then it bit you in the ass. Because I gave him an idea and he used it against me i mean i probably would have came up with that idea on my actually i don't think you got to use it or you did use it but the star didn't even get taken from me no it took it from you oh it did yeah but i i randomized it because i was like i don't want to win but like i kind of do want to win deep down so i just like let the game play out why lie why lie and say you didn't want to fucking win when you know you wanted to win um but i just okay here's the real like tia the story is like i didn't want to win because i knew that it would

have destroyed everyone and everyone would have been angry at me but i wanted to win because everyone was against me and it's just an underdog story it really is just a classic underdog story and i'm a winner baby just at the end of the day like i'm better than everybody who tries to play against me i'm literally gonna jump over the fence to the neighbor find a spot where the dog shit not pick up the shit but pick up the like fungus and bacteria infested dirt under it and sprinkle it in your bed so that over time bacteria grows and like cultivates on you yeah and you get like some weird like new disease more attention baby for me that's all i need at the end of the day shut up shut up shut up like you're pissing me off but basically um drew fucking won and it actually

like made me and josiah specifically wait so fucking angry josiah halfway through the game after being an asshole to me trying to switch sides and get on my fucking good side he was playing such little brother motherfucker like we were all against drew and then he couldn't take the heat also the way drew reacted to us not wanting him to win was making me even more mad i should have felt pity for him but it made me even more mad because he literally was like you guys are just like being mean to me and like and like literally the biggest sob fest over like us going against him but it worked it worked i had it didn't work on me i had an enemy turned i had an enemy no because josiah then was trying to play

like little brother where he's like i'm mad mad at all of you. Like I'm not targeting Drew because you were making him fucking nervous because you were literally gaslighting him. Because we were like, we want to win. And you were like, I just feel like y'all are coming. I was like, Josiah, if you choose me, I will literally stop being friends with you. I will literally never speak to you again. I did that several times. I pulled that card several times. And then he tried it against me.

And I was like, bitch, I don't care if we're friends. I care about winning. You're care for friends i care about winning you're so evil um but yeah it was like a really bad thing and i'm never playing mario party again drew actually ruined the game for me something that like should have brought us together and made us all feel happy and joyous and at the beginning it did because like even when he was winning it was. But then his extreme need to manipulate you into feeling like a fucking loser and making sure you know that he won, even though it's just a fucking game, makes it unenjoyable. So I'm never, ever going to play a game with him again in my life. GG no re.

Good game, no rematch. So I ended a winner. And no one's ever going to play with you again. I'm okay with that. I'm okay with that. I'm a champion. And no one's ever going to play with you again. I'm okay with that. I'm okay with that. I'm a champion. I retired early. Okay, I can feel the anger.

So we should just move on. See, it literally, no, it like actually like sends like a raging pit inside of my stomach. Like it's full sibling shit where i i want so badly to smack the fuck out of you and not my usual where i'm like i'm gonna smack the fuck out of you i want to genuinely like smack you so that you go to your room and you're like angry at me at first because you're like how fucking dare like she hit me but then you start really thinking about it and thinking about the way you were speaking to me and you're like maybe i shouldn't speak to her like that i literally wasn't speaking to you in a bad way at all i just said i'm a

champion i just said i'm a champion it's you that are choosing here let me know let me take a step back to gas let me let me therapize you for a second you literally are insane you are the worst person ever but let's let's just go back to the beginning where i was like maybe i am an awful person y'all be the judge y'all tell me if i'm the if i'm a bad person for winning um oh my god okay we should just move on because there's like this the silence is filling the room and we just need to we need to move on but um let's talk about what i was gonna say this literally you just reminded me of this fucking psychopath i heard talking to his girlfriend at dinner the other day at the other night with elisa i think i told you no i didn't i heard you telling josh but i didn't get to hear it oh dude perfect i went to so like i've said chismosa number one like i love to talk

elisa honestly was like not the best chismosa partner to have because she was not chismosa at all she was like hella like a ryanismosa at all she was like hella scared yeah she was like hella worried that they would know that i'm listening and i was explaining this to a friend on the phone the second you decide to have an intimate conversation near me it is now my business either either speak up or shut up because i am going to listen yeah you should not be having it outside that's what that is why humans created walls for privacy go behind a wall yeah you're literally five feet away from me and i'm going to listen also he was being loud as shit so he wanted people to hear and this is the story of a girl boss like a girl boss yeah so this is like me and drew a girl boss being taken

down by a scary white man a scary winner um but no it's not similar at all because this man actually i was like oh i was genuinely like just shut should i step in yeah should i like ask her if she's okay i was about to be like like do you need help i i feel like that's not the right thing and we always use it yeah we're always like should we ask if they need help literally some shit we saw on tiktok like only like three people know what it means and we're just doing it to like it's like when they're like oh if you like need help like ask for so and so behind the bar and like that's just an internet thing like if i was at a bar in the middle of

fucking texas and i was like is ashley here they'd be like who i'm like what she doesn't work here but yeah we're like this and like they look at us and they're like are you like hitting on me right now because i need help i need help now um but basically he like the second i sat down i was like i was having a rough day today, and God has blessed me with one more reason to stay around, and it's to eavesdrop on people. This is what I needed. You looked really pretty just then. I'm not joking. When my eyes were closed.

You looked very peaceful at peace. Did I look dead? You look beautiful. You're going to be pretty when you're in the casket. We got to get that thing open. We bust in the casket. Open for you. Bust that thing open.

I want makeup by Ariel to do my funeral makeup. Wait, what's the girl you said was found dead in her London flat What's her name What's her name Bethany Moda Stop stop Bethany Moda is like a real person Oh

I don't actually I think An, it's like a real person. Oh. I don't, actually, I think Anastasia might be a real person. But we were sitting on the couch, and I was like, Anastasia Beverly Hills was found dead in her London flat. And I was like, oh my fucking God. Actually, I didn't even know who the bitch was. But no, we need to get her to do your makeup at your funeral. No, I'm. She is real, because. Oh my God. Okay. to do your makeup at your funeral no i she is real because i don't okay what were we even talking about oh she's musa um but yeah like and then i i just can't

be with someone who's like nervous about like like letting someone know that i'm eavesdropping because i'm like you don't have to worry like i am proudly doing this if they turned to me and they were like you're listening i'd be like you're loud yeah go somewhere else because this is my business now check mate you are disrupting a moment i should be having with a friend of mine or just like this intimate relationship building moment you were destroying it by being a fool so whatever not to the girl to the fucking man because he was a freak but basically the second i sat down she was like oh like this is like the issue with us we always try to like i try to make sure we go out of our way to go on dates to like

keep it pushing and like to do these nice things and it always turns into this and then he just started like ranting to her and And he was being so loud. And he was like, you know what? You treat me like one of your worst patients. Like you don't care for me. At least leave the door cracked open and like come in and ask if I'm okay. But you just like leave me stranded. And you're so consumed by like.

Wait, so she's literally at dinner with a patient? No, she's at dinner with her boyfriend who I found out later on he's mentioned that they were coming up on 10 years. But she's a doctor and he has not done anything with his life. And it was literally a situation where like he felt not good enough compared to her and was like yelling at her about it. Oh my God, he's insecure. Yeah, and he was like you have like you have your friends you have your family you're always either hanging out with like your brothers or your girlfriends and you're never asking if like if i'm okay and like what i'm up to and you don't care what i'm doing and all

this shit i'm like girl then maybe like get a life get a life and get a job sorry literally it sounded like he had no job um so i was like she's literally girl bossing her way to the top and this man's annoying yeah um and he was just like drunk and like yelling and would like he was literally having his joker or he was gonna give me a joker origin story because he was literally like he would he like slammed back some more sake slammed on the table and was like man i'd love to see me from your perspective you you've been the same all these years and me, I'm a fucking rollercoaster. And like started laughing and like screaming.

And then also mind you, the whole dinner, she's silent. She's sitting there with the starkest face just staring at him while he's going off. And I was like, this is probably something she experiences all the fucking time, which is so fucked up.

I know, I was like... He must have a big cock. Okay, keep going. You say it and you don't like the consequence of silence. You know, the thing is, is I say what is in my brain because most of the time I'm rotating cubes in my brain. You're closing your eyes to concentrate on the cubes okay um and basically she's like quiet the whole time and then he gets up to go to the bathroom she's just sitting there in silence literally isn't touching her phone isn't doing anything is just sitting there and i'm like she's like obviously fuming but is sitting so put together and he comes back and the bill is on her side

and the waiter comes back to pick up the bill and he's like hey like i don't even know you put the bill on her side can you tell she makes more money than me too laughing it was like oh what the fuck am i here for right and like started laughing and then made like a weirdly like racist comment because we were at like a sushi spot and he was like you're you're stepping over my american territory and you're you're embarrassing me and you're hurting my pride and like i was like what is ew like what are you doing like he was like trying to like teach this waiter about american ew not only is he like insecure and doesn't have a job and is like pathetic but he's also like a republican literally and then he literally was like he paid the bill and like the waiter leaves or whatever and they're sitting there

and she keeps talking and he's like you're just like your mom you know like oh fuck i like honestly feel bad for your dad because some people they would like they might not like a girl who like always has some like they have a girlfriend who doesn't really say much but you always like let me know that like you're if you're disappointed with something or you don't like something. So communication. Yeah, literally. Like, a healthy relationship. And then he's like, I feel bad for your dad.

And then she was like, yeah, where do you think I got it from? And then he was like, you know why they argue is because your dad has something that your mom doesn't. Testosterone. And then she's just staring at him this sounds like the worst man like the final boss man like he literally is like the worst man ever this part is so embarrassing drew he she has not said a word she's not said a single word other than where do you think i got it from like i i got that from my mom and then he like looks at her and he's like you know what you're getting tonight and why you don't like it because you're getting some of that

testosterone and you don't like it huh and like said it like that and started laughing and then she just looked at him and was like and like kind of scoffed and like let out a chuckle at him and he could not fucking take it he literally stood up up and was like, oh, I'm a fucking joke. Huh? Like literally stood up and was like, no, no, no. I'm a joke. You want to laugh at me? Well, I already paid the fucking bill.

So go laugh at that. And like put his like bill down and got up and walked away and left. He like walked away and then she sat there for like five minutes. Again, didn't touch her phone. Just sat there for five minutes in silence. Then got got up used the bathroom and left the opposite way what the hell what if you were on what would you do with that john guy and then he comes up to me he's like why didn't you do anything i was like because that's not my fucking business none of my fucking me sitting here being like you're making it my fucking business i'm like it's not my business like it's my business that's the way to navigate life it's my business but it's not my business

until someone's getting physically hurt then i'll step in if i if i have that concern where i'm like this is gonna turn into something else i'll step in oh we've done it before but yeah but wait it just seemed like a white dude who had like three beers and was like feeling himself and was being annoying you know the um craziest thing is you just gave me more ammunition ammunition to use against you just like to manipulate you a little bit i'm just gonna be like oh you can't handle the testosterone when i win games against you no because that's embarrassing i don't have testosterone what do you have i'm like i don't know let's move on let's move on to me predicting the earthquake dude again drew fucking annoying me we were just like butting heads that day like you were butting heads with me that day i was doing things i do every day and you were just angry towards me.

And I just was taking it. I just let it happen. You know what it was similar to? What it reminded me of is when you kept seeing crows around the house and being like, I'm going to fucking die. And that was the same energy it was giving me. Did we ever talk about the crows? No, bitch.

Because shit like that, I'm like, we don't have to talk about publicly because it's just you pissing me off. And it's you saying something and me being like, don't say that. And then you just have to say something back to me that's like, but you. Exactly. But, okay. So, about a year ago, I was seeing a lot of signs. He was seeing a very native bird to U.S. territory. I was seeing a lot of signs he was saying a very native bird to u.s territory i was seeing a lot of signs like someone something was telling me something and they were sending crows my way

and at first i thought it was like a sign of like death but then i realized it was a sign of literally me when i first read edgar allen poe in like fifth grade. I was like, hmm, I'm going to die. But, um, so similar incident, um, for like the past, like they said months. It has been months. It has been upwards of three months because I went to Miami slash New York for almost three weeks and you had been doing it like two weeks before that. I'd say that's weeks that I'd say that's weeks I'd say that's weeks like four weeks total I've been saying no I said you've been doing it weeks before that and I've been back here for two weeks so that in total is already five weeks and

then you were doing it for like four weeks before that so that's closing in on almost three months of you saying it okay so for about two weeks i had been saying um okay for a few months i've been saying oh it's like earthquake weather it's like earthquake season which isn't a thing which okay which also pisses me off because i you know what it is is again from my latin brain um i do believe in like superstitions like i'm not like i'm somebody who's like i don't fucking believe in ghosts i don't believe in this blah blah blah but I'm not like, I'm somebody who's like, I don't fucking believe in ghosts. I don't believe in this, blah, blah,

blah, blah, blah, blah. But certain things, like if I see a certain number of a few times, I'm like, this means something or like,

like, yeah, like I have things like that. So if you're sitting around fucking saying, it's like when my mom would pull out of the, like driveway, she would, every time she pulls out,

she's like, good. Yo, stick with it. And she's like, may God like protect us or whatever. And if we pull she doesn't say that well i'm like bitch now we're gonna fucking die because you have you didn't say it this time say it now say it now say it now um so i like believe in those kind of like superstitions and when you're saying something

it's kind of like you're also fueling the part of me that i'm like the house is gonna explode today like i'm gonna die from like a disease because i didn't wash my hands like so when you say those things you're putting it in like you you're like clocking into the universe that you want something to happen so manifesting I do want an earthquake to happen I do want the big one to happen because we'll be fine but basically um I had been saying for a few months that it's earthquake season it's earthquake weather like it's earthquake uh suezan yeah it's earthquake suezan and then so i i had we were driving to oc and i was like oh my god i feel like an earthquake's gonna happen and this was like three days ago um and i was like i feel like an earthquake's gonna happen soon and then we got

into a big conversation about like the big one we freaked the fuck kai we freaked the fuck out of kai like kai was like literally having like an actual existential crisis it was really sad to watch and i was like no it's not going to be that bad like we'll be fine um but then three days later like sure enough an earthquake happened and i predicted it i said like the earthquake was coming and it came and it went and that at the end of the day that's like just a testament to my power and like what i give into the world and the energy like i basically can manifest anything at this point like absolutely anything if i can predict an earthquake you should manifest a good fucking therapist for yourself bitch that's what you should do no no no um but it pissed me the fuck off like i don't even remember what i said

but you know what was so fucking annoying about it too is drew was knocked out on the couch didn't even really like feel the full like like experience of sitting there it happening and then standing up he literally woke up because all of us were like um and like stood up and i think that's like obviously the shake of the house like might have like jostled you a little bit but like you didn't like have the full experience of sitting there experiencing it and like being fully awake the whole time so the fact that the first thing you fucking said was oh my god like i predicted that like i like that was the first thing you said in so in my head i immediately got pissed because I was like in the state of emergency, God forbid, that was just like the first wave of aftershocks and something else is about

to happen. I'm like standing up because I'm like, okay, every time an earthquake happens, the first thing I think of is like, where's Azul's carrier? So I could like grab her. So I'm like thinking about that and like thinking like oh dude what if another one hits like again like do we have to go outside I'm thinking in terms of like our safety and Drew's first fucking thought is I predicted it because he wants to be able to say that he did that and I did you didn't you fucking did it like you did not you did not

do that okay I can admit that I didn't fucking predict the earthquake okay good that's all i like you take everything from me one good thing happens to me and you just take it that's like not a good thing to happen so well when i eventually win the lottery and i win all this money and i'm like oh i predicted that i manifested that i'm gonna say that's not i don't care nothing i don't care nothing i don't care because literally if you win the lottery that's still not you fucking predicting it you just can't let me win you just can't let me win i'm used to it i'm used to this behavior you're so annoying. Who are you calling? The list to see where we need to go next.

So we have, okay, we talked about me beating Inya in Mario Party. We talked about Drew predicting the earthquake. Why are these all written in the way to cater you? Oh, this one is catering to you and you being the dad of the group literally just now that proves it it's like us an earthquake happening and me standing up and immediately being like all right like what are the things that need to be done around the house and like grabbed so we can get out um and you being like more concerned about what you're gonna post because literally i know you care because you want to post it on your IG story or something.

I didn't, though. I just was like, I was happy. I was like, oh my fucking God, I did something cool. Oh my God. What's annoying is none of this, we're not playing any fucking character. This episode is genuinely us butting heads over what we were butting heads over yeah like there's real anger rooted in all of these for some reason not for me oh my god that's the worst thing you could hear in an argument we were talking about that

because that was me like playing it up a little bit i've been playing it up a little bit this whole time shut up dude the worst thing to hear in an argument is like oh and you kept um we were like saying that to you but then you started saying it to us and it literally i was like this is the worst thing to ever say to someone is when you're like you're like it's literally just a game but we only start saying that to you because you were saying it to us when we first started getting mad about you always winning you were like it's literally just a game like i'm just playing the game like i like i'm not that mad about a game and then when we said it to you you were getting so mad when we were like i'm literally not mad like why are you mad like it's just a game that when you're

like when someone says like i'm not mad like you're the one that's mad that like freaks me the fuck out that is evil like that scares the fuck out of me that's what i was like being like oh are you actually mad wait why are you mad like that is diabolical like i'm literally because then that just makes me mad because i'm like i'm not fucking mad i'm not mad i'm not mad now you're making me mad gaslighting 101 the word gaslighting can be used for anything at this point yeah literally because i guess that is gaslighting is literally just making someone think they're crazy so i guess saying are you mad oh you're mad like why are you mad why are you mad you have you have no reason to be mad drake said it like in a verse on one of the new

songs and i was like that is is still one of the main things. He'd be like, are you mad? Brooklyn in the house. You mad or nah? Is that where that starts off? No, that's this new TikToker that I've discovered through Dana. That's their sayingoklyn in the house oh the guy who's always on broadway yeah he made the fastest video i've ever seen like it was

literally like half of a split of a second um and that's it that's just this episode has been us arguing see that's what we were saying like Like within friendships, you still have real arguments. And these are our arguments. These are not real arguments. These are just like siblings, butting heads arguments. But look, at the end of it, we can still hold hands. We, we held hands in like the last episode or something. And someone was like them holding hands. Like, I don't know what I just witnessed, but they look like they fucking hated each other. But I think we held hands like in like a cute way. So I was like like do we just like look annoyed to be touching each other touchy touch touch we're always touchy and we say the same thing sometimes

but yeah me and you would literally be we'd be physically affectioning each other yeah we are i just like hugs like where my hug at i look he was that person i was like you're not gonna hug me i've said it in like very like inappropriate things too like in an argument and been like you're not gonna hug me bye me to my brother at his funeral where my hug at you lean in and like the casket falls over body okay no when i die y'all y'all have to like y'all have to set something up that my body rolls but it has to be my real body i want it to like and then but your your body rolls but you're actually attached to like strings and you float above everybody

the whole like that's what i'm playing with that's what i want for my funeral i want to be above the whole funeral like like like floating exactly i want the halo soundtrack but i want it to be my urn because i don't want to be buried no they'll burn you after ot they burn my mom right after they're like all right put alright, put her in. Put her in the oven. Not us sitting here imagining our family members burning. That's literally in my head.

We're deranged. Put that fucking peach down, freak. Do you know why I grabbed the peach and put it face first? Because of it looks like a butt and you're wearing your anal suit? That's a good guess but no it's because I was gonna make a joke about me fucking the peach like timothy chalamet and

call me by your name okay no one is talking about the implications of cool by Gwen Stefani the music video literally being the mood board and inspiration for call me by your name oh I was like where are you going with this I was like we but yeah can you hear that yeah 100 they can hear that kai's not even fucking paying attention

oh he was mesmerized by my moaning and kissing sorry we had to fucking cut drew eating a goddamn fruit out i'm gonna do it again are you gonna keep going yeah don't leave me a nasty one i'll have one of these um back to me being the dad of the group true it's like probably so loud in the mic because even when i like move my eyes around it's so loud no it's not too bad i give you permission to eat feast um there was i'm trying to think of how to talk about this situation because it's like I give you permission to eat. Feast. They will eat. I'm trying to think of how to talk about this situation because it's like, there has to be another situation where this makes sense. But I fully am the dad. I drive us around.

I'll be like, are y'all hungry? Do you need me to stop anywhere? I stop and I help to run the errands. I literally build anything that needs to be fucking built in the house because no one else can build anything i drill the holes i fill the holes yeah you do fill the holes um i do the things that need to be done and i this episode is just drew seeing how annoying he can be it like feels like now that you've mentioned like call me by your name and you're like eating this shit and sucking

your fingers I keep looking at you and like it's like not can I get a bite of that? yeah it's actually really fucking good keep going though that'll Yeah, it's actually really fucking good. Keep going though. It drips. No, just... ASMR. Are you into it though, Kai?

Yeah, it's kind of cool. No, is it like sexual for you? It's a little like sexual for you um okay but on all aspects like that i am dad yeah honestly even when we go out together i'm always like hurt like huddling up the troops and being like all right I'm calling the uber everybody come on like wrangle in like situation like meaning is when we go out to like drink because if we're not drinking I'm driving I'm taking the family there exactly I'm always like let's go to the movies or like some stupid

shit I'm dad in those aspects, but specifically in protectors mode, like if I even see the hint of someone speaking to one of y'all a certain way, I go into full protector, protector, like I will beat the shit out of someone. But there was like an incident that we can't really talk too much about because it's still ongoing. And it's also invasive to this person. Yeah, it's really invasive to this person.

So we were at the tennis courts playing tennis. And then I don't know how to say that, like tiptoe around it. We don't say what was going on. There was an altercation happening at the gas station across the street. And we were playing and i saw it and describing it sounds like me being like i deserve like a fucking prize or something no it literally wasn't like that at all it was genuinely terrifying like it was like if something wasn't done now what was scariest no one was moving on it no one everyone was just watching yeah no one wanted to be involved, which I was like, that's the scariest part about like,

did I fuck up my lipstick? No. The scariest part about like seeing something like that happen and being one of the only people to involve yourself in terms of like trying to find safety for this like person who obviously needs help is the fact that in my head, I always think about like, okay, if something does happen, I'm in public, someone will do something.

And that was like a really awakening moment where I was like, holy shit, humans are, can actually be so fucking selfish and like evil. And the fact that it feels like more energy for them to get involved, then it matters for your safety. Which I like, because I'm always like oh i can kind of understand it because of like who knows what they have going on like i was about to say i can kind of understand why people weren't immediately getting involved

because what we were witnessing like was really terrifying like it was very erratic and like it could have like been turned on to another person very i mean it literally it did get turned on to us like his anger which like at the end of the day like you come first in these situations but i will say them not immediately jumping to like at least call someone there was like grown-ass men yeah like not calling someone or like like just not doing like typical things like that you would do in a situation like yeah it just that did really rub us the wrong way um but basically we were like witnessing something crazy and i was with drew christian and my little sister sophia and we were at the tennis court um near our old apartment and it was like

1am ish and they were just like open really late so we were out there playing and I saw something we all saw happening and then I like ran to go grab my phone and started calling for help damn I ran to like

call for help and I was trying to get this guy's license plate number just in case he like drove away before like anybody got there to help and i like crossed the street to go get the license plate and i like said the license plate and then he saw me and like christian was filming too yeah and christian was filming just so that we like had everything to be like this person. Like we have evidence of what this person was doing to this other person, whatever. Yeah. So I was like, I feel like it's almost kind of obvious what was happening.

But again, like, I don't know. Also, we should clarify that. I don't know if it's triggering. We're not giving like any details. But they like came, he came up to me and he was like what the fuck are you doing and i was like oh i i'm calling an uber like what and i just like was being a cunt and like literally to this man like it was this man who's being fucking crazy he came up to me he's like what the fuck are you doing and i was like i'm calling an uber i'm going home like what and then i said

that and had my phone to my face and i turned to go look at the like cages of the tennis court and sofia christian and drew were like staring at me so he obviously made the connection that i wasn't calling an uber that i was like on the phone like trying to get him stopped from what he was fucking doing and he saw and he started darting over like crossed like four lanes of traffic towards me christian and in your sister and like inya immediately jumps into action and is like oh fuck no like get to the cage get inside yeah i start yelling at them like go fucking back like go back and so like inya i mean we now we're in this like locked in these tennis cages this like erratic man um is just like being erratic with us now and inya literally is like bowing up to him and like

we we like had our tennis rackets and everybody had they're still in their hand and i like ran and i grabbed mine and i like stood up to him i was like get the fuck out of here like and i was like yelling at him and holding my thing and he was like what are you gonna do fucking hit me and i was like if i fucking have to and we started like and then he started like lunging at us like he was gonna hit inya and then like he was gonna hit me and then he was gonna hit christian he was gonna hit your sister like it was the craziest like he was literally like trying to like fight us and then like eventually he realized like oh it's four of them versus me. I'm five foot six. Like I'm a tiny fucking embarrassing, gross little man.

Like I get my ass beat. And they also have tennis rackets. So like he eventually like backed away and he was like, OK, I'm scared of India. Like, let me just like back away and like try to keep my peace. I'm now stuck in this fucking cage. Like I'm cornered. And then he sees our shit. Also, no, the best part is we had

picked up most of our shit and he pointed at something that wasn't ours oh yeah we picked up all of our stuff and we were about to leave and then he like saw something that wasn't ours and he was like is this y'all's and we were like no and he was like i'm gonna steal this anyways and he was like this is mine now and we were like okay like you can we're like it's not ours it was just like really fucking crazy because he was trying to threaten us but there's that one picture of like strong barbie and i remember that night we like took a picture of you christian and sophia and like edited like the strong barbie with a tennis racket because that's what it felt like literally was you you are a protector that night um but yeah you fully stood up to that

dude and the case is still ongoing i don't know it it genuinely i've said this before like i it's not that i carry this idea that like i can beat anyone's ass like i have belief in my strength but let's face it i'm like a five foot four like 22 year old woman i feel like you know how to fight though like actually i think you know how to fight i do have some fighting um experience experience and like some hand-to-hand combat on my resume but i haven't gotten into like a physical fight or altercation in quite some time um so who knows but no i i do have belief that i could like fight for my life and beat the fucking living shit out of somebody if they pissed me off um or if they deserved it could you take a grizzly bear no oh yeah

i think so i think so because i was gonna say um i would do the smart thing and i wouldn't fight a grizzly bear i would stay still and wait for them to leave. Well. And you have to use your brains. You have to use your hands, but you also have to be brave and use your brain. Yeah. Fighting a bear is all about intellect. I think I could take a bear.

No, I would get fucking torn up. Not like physically fighting a bear. I'm trying to get torn up by you. Don't. I was trying to kiss my hand. Mommy. Okay. All right.

Should we just move on to media? Yeah, I have to grab my phone though. Go ahead. Should I flash my tits to the viewers? Actually, yeah. I think so. I haven't addressed the camera once this entire episode. I always look at the camera because i feel like i'm like i need to know that i look decent but i like i've come to the conclusion that i don't look very good in this format and that's okay

well my media of the week um i already have it prepared why is my phone on one percent these fucking old chargers don't do shit no that chart you plugged i noticed you plugged it into that one i was like oh it's working now but yeah my media um is so i have three songs this week and they're all by young lean i went down the young lean rabbit hole again and i think hurt yoshi city and Ginseng Strip 2002 are like three of the best songs ever fucking made of all time. And unironically changed music forever. I think those are fantastic songs. And then my, I guess another one is Pastel Hell by trump oh my god pastel hell by brad tramell yeah that would also be my like media yeah i think there were some takes that were he just

eloquently put all my thoughts into words and i haven't had them laid out for me in that way ever once in my life and i was like oh sometimes people think the way i think and it's really um comforting and it's just really fucking well done like actually a genius i think yeah he's just like genuinely a very smart person it's not just off the top of the dome it's like actually well researched and yeah that's it it's very well researched and i learned a lot of words i learned a lot about myself i learned a lot gave me some more things to think and ponder on and uh yeah really really great it personally made me so horny girl how are you like supposed to be

looking at media and you're on instagram right now like how is that possible you were fucking talking and i wasn't listening i know um okay my media is will i see you again by the sacred souls fantasy by mariah carey just because like what a classic what a what a hit many times by jean and then pipe down by drake because i've literally been in such a drake it's been so bad it's been so bad it's been so bad like i go from like listening to drake to listening to like pure like 80s classics and hits and like janet jackson and then i switch back to drake and then i like put on eve's tumor and then i like and it's not like she's just listening to it by herself we'll just be like writing or something and she will blast it and i'm like i can't do this like i'm getting work done you were sleeping yeah i was sleeping

also no there is mold in that couch it puts me to sleep no you just that's what finding comfort is you like the couch and it brings you comfortable a day in my life i don't know what it feels like i'll put a fucking finger up your butt. And then I'm still watching Marvelous Mrs. Maisel. Yeah. I still haven't finished Crying in H Mart because I haven't been reading the past few weeks because I don't have like the lust for life or words. I started reading Homo Deus. And I stopped at like page 60 because it's actually ruining my life.

But if you want to read it, go ahead. But it is like, if you want to like have like an outlook, a healthy outlook on life, don't read it because it'll ruin everything for you. Oh, you know what else I watched? I watched, um, Variety did a video with sasha baron cohen who like i will have sex with um he like has a waifu like 10 years so no i don't believe in that um but he was talking about the filming process for bora and i was like dude this is so like complicated and insane it's really cool um and we were watching like the outtakes like thing they were doing where it's

like just like leftover footage that they didn't end up using and that was really good and also I started impeachment and that was really good I can't I will say I don't know if I love the directing style because the guy who did Josie told me the guy who did American Horror Story did it and I was like this makes a lot of sense the

way some of this is shot but I don't want to shot like this but the cast is fucking like phenomenal the dad from marvelous mrs mazel and i'll have sex with him too yeah literally i'll have sex with him i was just about to say that mrs mazel's dad not joel's dad no joel's dad's gross yeah mazel's dad is really he's like sexy um joel's fucking ugly. I'm sorry. Let me stop. Let me get, let me get off this thing. Um, but yeah. Who gave me a mic? Who put this here? They know I'm going to say something that I don't mean.

Okay. I'll see y'all next week. Bye.