Emergency Intercom - our neighbors hate us

Episode Date: August 6, 2025

Enya got mogged and drew doesn't believe in celiacs. Ky brought a bunch of weird stuff to the studioSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This is an IHeart podcast. We're celebrating exactly how mid to late 20-year-olds would celebrate anything, which is by doing absolutely nothing. Like, what, what are you supposed to do? 208 does seem to me more appropriate to celebrate because that's like 5252-52. But have we been in, like, podcasting since a leap year? I have no idea. I don't think so. When's been the last, like, leap year?

I feel like it kind of happened more recently. Also, wait, I met somebody recently who did not know that. February had 28 days. I didn't know that until right now. Stop playing with me because you are way too fucking old to not know that. I literally, I knew that some months had less days, but I didn't know as low as 28. That's very low. The next leap year, or the last leap year was 2024.

2028 is the next leap year. See how nobody even like, when I say I sound crazy, but you not knowing what a leap year is is genuinely jarring for the amount you know about like computers and shit. I've heard about leap year. What is a leap year? Why is there an extra day every four years? Because we have leftovers and we're not wasteful. Something to do with the rotation of the planet.

Oh, that's right. Oh, should I have to get my headphones really quick? Sorry. Oh my God. Let me just grab that. Wait, the addition of one day, February 29th, which is today, makes the year three. It looks so scary opening a bookback. Oh.

Oh. Is that a bunch of vibrators? Why do you have a bunch of pebble vibrators? Fuck, my bad. Wait. One second. Wait, why do you have these? Well, they're unopened.

So, like, actually, I have a lot to say. I'm going to take this. No, I actually need that one. I'll take this. Why do you have so many? Um, I went to the Renee Rout party and got a bunch of vibrators. Wait, did they actually give those out? That's amazing.

Why didn't everybody just open them up and use them there? Like, the best kind of gift is what you can use on the spot. Some people did open them. Some people did. I was going to go, but I was sick. It was so fun. There was a stud room. Really?

Yeah. Is there an Asian stud? I was going to say, like, I was trying to think, like, were there actually studs there? There might have been, like, one maybe. René Rapp was the stud. Reni Rapp is the stud tonight. Oh, yeah, I was supposed to go to that too, but I've been busy being a mother. I've been busy being a mother.

Like, just my siblings are in town, so I've been, like, you know, feeding them and entertaining them. They are so disinterested in absolutely everything for the most part. It's crazy to be a teenager right now with iPhones because, like, brain fried. Yeah, the brain is a bit fried. Like, they're very intelligent kids, but genuinely they are the most alive when they're at home. When they're at home. Which I can't even, which that is me. Yeah, that is.

I champion that. Like, my safe space is my iPhone. When I lay in bed with my goddamn iPhone, that is the greatest feeling God has given me. Yeah, but it is, like, it's so interesting because, like, at least Natalie, she's been talking about, like, every time we've hung out with all of our friends and them, she'll be like, damn, I wish I talked more. Like, I feel so weird. I heard her saying that. Like, she wants to be more expressive and more sociable. But it's just like, dude, kids are so isolated now, especially.

I always forget that they are COVID kids. Like, they are actually, they were affected by that. And I'm so scared. I'm so scared. Actually, my, I will say my siblings, at least, they're, like, very well-mannered. And I'd rather have a teenager around me who's, like, a bit timid than, like, a scary teenager that's mean. A me.

Yeah. Like a scary, like overly confident, exuberant ass kid who's like a know-it-all. Yeah. And that's how I was. But my siblings are like that, but they keep it chill. They act like they don't know. But they are thinking a lot and they are really observing. And it kind of scares me because it feels like an observing eye.

Yeah. Are you? I'm sick. Yeah, I was going to say. I haven't seen you. I'm sick as fuck. I woke up. I sleep with Drew all the time.

We know this and I woke up because he keeps also like, I'm sorry, when men are sick, like seriously get it together. Like when men are sick, I just don't get it. But this morning I woke up and we were hella close to each other and I've never moved away so fast. It actually helped me get out of bed. I know. I saw like your pillow for it that you built between us. Yeah, because we were way too close. I woke up and like our mouths were kind of closed and I almost.

went to kiss you and I was like oh this motherfucker is sick and then I put my pillow and I moved over I kissed and getting her sleep last night oh to get me sick well something absolutely earth-shattering groundbreaking amazing happened to me this past week so I got a TV for my bedroom I used to be anti-TV in the bedroom but now I want a TV in my bedroom and I fall asleep with it on every single night being anti-TV in the bedroom is like okay Well, I just like, I want to watch TV, but our living room is so uncomfortable and terrible. And that couch fucking sucks. And the TV's like 14 miles away that it's just like, where am I going to watch TV in my bedroom?

So I'm on board. But while I was shopping for my TV at Best Buy, guys, I ran into Cookie King and Kshami. And that was very big for me. And you probably got them sick. I probably did. That was like right before you actually were sick. Unironically, like, very big for me. Like, but I was surprised with myself.

Like, I actually was like, bitch, I'm going to go up to them. I don't give a fuck. But like, and I just, like, shouted Cookie. I was like, Cookie. And he was just ignoring me because he thought I was like a fan or whatever. I am a fan. But he was like ignoring me. Also, he was probably ignoring you not because you look like a fan,

but because you are a grown-ass man yelling cookie to another grown man across a best-by. And it definitely, you and Josh together, I'd be like, oh, hell no, they're going to, like, bully me. Yeah, no, he dapped me up and was like, oh, it's good to meet, or good to see you. And he was like, wait, I like recognize you. And I was like, yeah, I like do internet stuff. And he was like, oh my gosh, yeah, we've DM'd, we've DM'd. Me and Cookie King have DM'd obviously. Like, we'd go way back.

Yeah, you didn't remember. He didn't turn around. I was like, oh, my God, Drew. He was like, yeah. But we're going to link up this week and go grab lunch or something. We're making plans right now. So what does he do? I literally don't know.

Literally me when someone asks what I do. Yeah, no, it's really, it's hard to describe, but every single person that responded to my close friends, every single person that responded to my close friend's story was like, who the fuck is this? Like, why are you this geeked about it? And I was like, guys, if you knew, you knew, if you know, you know, like Hills, bro Hills.

Like. What the fuck is that? It's just major. It's just cookie king, cookie lore. But he posted. the live photo of us on his TikTok so now I'm in the cookie verse I'm in the universe I broke into the lore and we'll insert the picture here but yeah I also met Kay Shawnee before he posted that on his close friends he sent it in our group chat and nobody said anything

and all I said is like who is that like and then he said who it was and nobody said anything else. Josh gets it. Josh understands. He was tapped in. Yeah. It's like the straight guy who's on his phone here in the house, he would be tapped in. Like, what the fuck is the cookie verse? But yeah, Kay Shami was there too and I kind of accidentally dubbed him. He's like a looks maxer. Okay. Um, he, he does like, he like acts like American Psycho. What's his name?

Oh, yeah. That's his whole thing. Mastkey McConaughey. No, no. like the character's name i know well i i don't know the characters name but he acts like him and that's like his whole schick and he kind of like looks like him but like bitch they like both like cookie king like his whole thing is like looks minimizing like he like trolls he like trolls like looks maxers but i was like bitch you like look good as fucking person like i was genuinely shocked like he makes himself like intentionally look worse online but it's so people could watch him like glow up also i just choked on air and spit for the first time in so long um he just wants people to be able

to follow a glow up yeah exactly he's got plans he's got big plans about his like looks minimizing or whatever the fuck yeah there's this one account that i've been keeping up with a looks minimizer and he lifts only with this muscle like with this exact not this side just this side he only works out this muscle and his face is like deformed and like melting off the side of his body like it's fucking crazy because of the exercise yeah he just works out this muscle like this only this one why does he do that he just wants to like see how far he can like push the body and it's fucking crazy he's like deformed and shit like you really can't fuck your shit up wait so that's he looks minimizing yeah oh okay yeah i thought that was something that you could do

to make your face look better but then i realized you were talking about looks minimizers so anyway i got put in an edit um um fuck one of those like when i was talking about jordan barrett and saying he's scary oh you got my i got i got putting them all get it who's jordan barrett oh the scary guy yeah he is the weirdest looking person ever and i'm sorry that was your twin i would be grossed out and it cracked me out because i was like whoa this is fucked up if i was 12 like if i was like a young girl and I was like oh my god this is so sad a bunch of like random straight guys think I'm ugly

um but that has always been my reality like seeing that I was like okay we were talking yesterday like literally I think the worst thing that someone can do to me is call me cute I don't want to be cute I want to be sexy hot yes yes I'm not cute I'm hot like please actually no I'm not I know I'm not I got a fat fucking face I know I'm not I got a baby like sexy I'm cute yeah but like oh my god like getting called cute can sound so mean sometimes so condescending getting called cute by like a woman who I find like hot I'm like you're so cute it feels like being friend zoned that's like the closest to like it like oh I'm like oh I find you attractive and now you're calling you're like oh my god you're so cute I'm like yeah

you think I'm a little kid I'm like a little guy to you like that's it I'm just this little boy You're this little boy It's like I'm not even one of the girls I'm like a little guy to you If you say that to me But yeah I got put in A weird ass mug at it And guess what

Y'all only used old clips of him Oh No I don't support the Jordan Barrett hate I fuck with Jordan Barrett hate It's just like damn if girls get to like get DIST on for it too like guys too Also girls IG model

should get to be considered like looks maxers too no like they are looks like those are the OG looks maxers girl that's just like rexy tumbler no no no no no because to me like I'm not in the looks maxing community but to me looks maxing you also have to have swag because you can't have like a lot of I think the issue with a lot of that is like y'all are so focused on like your face that you're not focused on the other senses like mildew, mildew, like that is a scent. That is a scent I imagine from somebody who's like really obsessed with looks maxing

is like a mildew scent and like not even on purpose. Fragrance free detergent. Yeah, literally. And like bluish stains on every light piece of clothing from dumping like tied in there. Like that's what I'm imagining and I'm all for a face card.

but like sometimes they're going to ask for your ID like even with a face card like if you're making a big purchase even if you look like you have the bread they're going to ask you for ID because like fraud happens and like to me your ID is your swag and a lot of people are swagless

so to me IG models are the true looks maxers because even that ED shit bro that is not a vibe like that's not even looks maxing you actually looks deteriorating you look like shit your teeth are rotting out of your school also like oh my God I can't stand a motherfucker who makes eating more complicated because I'm like a complicated eater in the sense that I never have something specific I want to eat, but I can't stand somebody who's

going to like hang out. And I guess that's kind of you, but for different reasons, because you'll knock out. I'm saying like, I hate ending up at a dinner situation with somebody who's like, I'm keto or something. What are your gluten-free options? Like, bitch, eat the fucking gluten. Come on. Unless you have, like, celiac. No, no, no, celiac is. fake. I think celiac is fake, just like Lyme's disease is fake. I'm not buying any of this shit. I buy, I buy it. I buy it. Y'all are faking it. Y'all are all faking it. Limes disease is code for rehab. Like have celiac disease and I'm like, yeah. You know what? Yeah. Bread does fucking hurt, bitch. Also, lactose intolerance while we're here. Let's talk about liquor. Bitch, come on. Oh, it's going to make you shit. A lot of things make you shit. Just medically denying shit for, like I know celiac's disease is. is real but like a lot of you bitches are faking it for the clout like i know that we know that it's not even faking it for the cloud it's literally like yeah we could google anything and find the answers we want no like that's kind of more what it is it's like post-covid everyone you got to be inside

and like do experiments on their bodies what is my stomach hurt after i eat 10 pounds of bread oh you are gluten intolerant no you ate 10 pounds of fucking bread like girl what um But I will say I'm back to whole milk, if anybody cares. Me too. I'm like not on my... The gays are drinking milk again. Yeah. Recession indicator.

My joints need to be strong. Calcium. I can't drink whole milk. What? I can't drink whole milk. That's the craziest fucking bar, bitch. You don't even have to say that. Like, if I went to a coffee shop or something with you, which is crazy, we've never

been to a coffee shop together. Yes, we have. Like so many times. Like us alone? With, yes, us three, we've been to a coffee shop together. But maybe not me and me. No, I was thinking maybe just me and Kai. Like, I'm imagining because I wouldn't go to a fucking coffee shop with you, bitch.

You don't have coffee. Oh, have I not been drinking coffee for the past two days? Y'all, I love caffeine. The past two days. I literally love caffeine so bad. Also, what he says that what he means is he gets a coffee and takes like maximum eight sips out of it so then there's just like a full coffee left. but he, like, is micro-nosing caffeine.

No, I get it for the first time, like, the past, like, couple days I've been drinking like coffee and I get this rush of energy and I see what y'all are talking about. I've never had that. But, like, I stay awake all night. Now you get why some people don't want to talk before that, huh? Yeah. Don't talk to me before my coffee. No, it's annoying, though, because then you crash.

Oh, yeah. H-O-L-E. Yeah, what? No, I said I meant whole milk as in W-H-O-L-E. Whole, H-O-L-E. I'm not even how you spell that shit, bro. Whole milk? H-O-L-E.

I'm sorry, but that's the milk. We're talking about but-hole milk, babe. Yeah, that's what we're talking about. We said the gays are back to drinking whole milk. You thought, like, with the W? That was an honest mistake. They're douching with 2%. Oh, yeah.

With half and half. They're douching with skim. They're duching with heavy whipping butter cream. They're making butter and when it flushes out. Yeah. Shot, stop. Whip cream. Ew, okay.

Sorry, I didn't know you were talking about, like, a hole in something. No, a whole bottle. So you can't have whole milk. Why? Are you lactose in color? I've never, the whole milk that you're talking about, I've never tried. Okay, bitch, but, like, milk from a cow. Oh, yeah.

Milk from a cow? Guys, guys, guys, guys, guys. Bitch, I'm a cow. Bitch, I'm a cow. Was that a doja cat reference? It's crazy how that was pre-COVID. Was that pre-COVID? That was five years before COVID.

Like, that's crazy. Y'all don't know Doja like I know Doja. You gave me so high. You gave me so high. Like, you found that. Actually, no, you were like a SoundCloud. Yeah, I was a sound clown. Okay, so you can't have Whole Milk.

I can't. It will have my ankles behind my head. can you have ice cream and shit ice cream I can't have any cream I can't have any cream because I was I was always like oh I would get like an upset stomach but then I stopped eating it for three years

and this is a thing you lose the enzyme and so now it like fucks me up I just saw a new I started microdosing back to it and now I'm fully back oh nice after your tea break yeah my milk tea break y'all y'all know the penny nickel dime girl

yeah Penny nickel dime Pony, penny, penny, nickel, dime Quarter Y'all know her? We'll insert the clip. If you guys want to know how to do penny nickel dime

That's all you got to do. Penny nickel dime, penny, penny nickel dime, nickel, nickel, penny, nickel, nickel, nickel, dime, penny, penny, nickel quarter. Bitch, I just found out last week that she's fucking Megan. Like that little creepy doll that dances.

I thought you meant Megan Trainor? No, Megan the Stallion. She's Megan the Stallion. She grew up to be Megan the Stallion. No, but penny nickel dime That's actually what I thought was going to happen to me Like growing up As I was like in one day

I'll just look like that Megan Traylor Oh god Wait Okay we're good This is a crazy way I'm sitting This girl is fucking Megan y'all She's a voice

I think Wait I think she's the dancer No No like the whole thing is based off of her Like I saw her doing like in character saw that video of her and was like, dude, that looks like a droid that would show up on your life.

That looks like an evil fucking creepy doll. Imagine that thing chasing you in the middle of the fucking night. The reason I found this out is because I, like, was stalking her Instagram because I was like, wait, pinny nickel dime girl. Like, that video was very important to me, like seven years ago, eight years ago. It got me out of like a really dark place. But I just was like, I stumbled up on her Instagram. I'm making faces to that as if people who don't listen to this podcast.

come up and dead serious are saying that to us and I'm like that is so sweet and then it's like what are we talking about we're talking about butthole milk making butter inside columns oh my god you saved my life I know I did oh my god I know no but yeah that was just like a shocking revelation I had that that the Megan 2.0 girl um her name is wait have you seen Megan 2.0 is that out yet? Jenna Davis. That's penny nickel dime. I didn't see it, but it heard it's

dog shit. But like it's like all dog shit movies if you like go into it and you're like, you know it's dog shit, then you'll have fun. Well, to be fair if you're going into Megan 2 looking for some cinematic masterpiece. This girl is like... That's a bigger question. She was in Ravens Home Vampirina.

Lisa Pinkin's time. She is a star, y'all. Vampirina Me in What's it called? She was in chicken girls in you What was She was in chicken girls

Wait so one day I go Okay so we come from the Brat universe What was the one I was in? Repeating Orange Hair girl Repeating The Brat universe Extended Brat cinematic universe

Dude fuck What was it called? It was like upstuck or something like that. Stuck. Stuck. Stick it. Oh my god, I had a big crush on her. I wanted her so fucking bad. I don't think I had a crush on her. I think I wanted to be her. I think I wanted to be doing cool like I wanted to be like cool girl like doing flips and shit. I wanted to be cool mask lesbian beefing with the feminine girls with the femme girls and hoping that they're actually down for a hookup. Did she date a guy like did she hook up with one of those guys in that movie or did they make her a lesbian? I don't

remember. I don't think she was a lesbian. I think there was a love interest, but I don't remember. In my head, the main- You were the love interest. Yeah, in my head, the point of that movie is she's a badass girl. She gets sent away to fucking gymnastics camp or whatever the fuck. She starts beefing with the pretty, like, other hot girl, and they're really duking it out, and they're just really good at gymnastics and everyone's hot. I'm literally getting full-blown chills thinking about this scene when they all went. And then the evil, oh my God. The evil bitchy girl. Yes. The evil bitchy girl that wasn't a girl's girl's girl became a girl's girl. Yeah, she was prudish and she was like, I'm a lady. And she's like, fuck you, mom. I'm going to show my bra strap. And then she like went him and then the girl on the bead. Did you look up like a description?

No, I just am looking at her. Bitch, no, this is like, this is how you know I'm a, like this was like my movie for real. Like I love this shit. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. I did have a huge crush on the Latin girl. Like I thought she was.

so pretty like I wanted her and the main girl to be like we literally have to watch the balance we should we watch this again we're gonna watch it today we should show it to the kids yes um like real culture like this stick it is real culture because of that movie I wanted to be in gymnastics and then my mom put me in ballet and I hated it and I literally did rebel like that girl in the movie and then I got kicked out when she like does the cool moves wait wait I actually want to watch it Trying to figure out. This makes me miss the Olympics. I know. The Olympics is always a guy. Isn't it going to be here? It makes me patriotic, and then I get really sad that I got patriotic. I feel really guilty.

It's like post nut clarity. Yeah, it's like, go America. Oh, wait, no. Oh, no. Fuck! Fuck! Also, I was thinking in the car today, I don't know why this crossed my mind, but I was actually making myself laugh because Donald,

Donald That is that Donald That is your name How are like no That is the craziest part We know that this guy lies And he's a piece of shit

And like Do all of them But to get away With okay Because you have all the bread In the world You have all the power in the world You can change that weird

fucking name You can make your name Trump Trump if you want Like Donald You kept Donald And you started going by Trump But he goes by that Because it's mad fucking

embarrassing to think you're the guy. Donald! Donald! Donald! Donald! Donald? Like, that is like Donald. I've said it too many times, heard it too many times. Donald. Donald? Donald? Me Donald. Me Chiqui. My chick and me Donald. Me Donald. Yeah, I was just thinking about that today and I just was cracking me up. I can't believe Donald. Like the guy up to no good. His name is fucking Donald. And his nasty fucking body. Have we seen shirtless pictures of him? recently I'm looking at South Park that was him no that was him they got him to do that that episode

isn't on HBO max by the way wait he might be a never nude y'all why have I never seen a shirtless picture of Donald Trump he might shower in his clothes girl I looked up shirtless Donald Trump bitch what the fuck no I said that's a guy wait there's no pictures of him shirtless he's nasty he has he's literally insecure and nasty little Fucking, ugh, he's nasty. Bro, he literally, oh, he uses, like, the powder hairline stuff. And, like, that's, like, oh, it's just. Oh, you know when Rudy Giuliani, like, his hairline melted off and he had, like, black paint going down his face?

I saw someone yesterday with that, and I felt so bad. It was just a normal guy, too. Rudy Giuliani, for some reason, made me think of when Lady Gaga dressed up is like that. Wait, what's his name? What's his name? What's his name? It's not anywhere near close, but, like, such an Italian name. What's the Lady Gaga boy?

She was fucking bad shit crazy. I want to be the G-U-I. Yes. Drag-king. Joe Caldly. How do you say it called Leone? I don't know. It's next to the visit.

called Leone, I can't, Joe Calderon. Joe Calderon. Calderon. Joe Calderon. Oh, if it isn't Joe Calderon. She used to just do shit. Oh, my God. Like, dude, you know who I could see doing this?

And this is what will literally, I don't know if there's ever a world for this to get across to you. I love you so much. The only person who I could see doing something like that, and I would let it slide right now, is Dochi. because she's talking about how she wants to mix musical with hip hop and I'm like you need a Joe Calderone moment If you're really going to do it You need a Joe Calderon

You're like drag king Like oh my God Joe Calderon I love it so much We used to say that was Josh Yeah it does give Josh It really does Oh my God

Well y'all have heard of La Boo Boo right Oh my God Well get ready for Drew Boo Boo Boo Boo or La Drudru I got Kai giggly That's good He hasn't heard that one?

Which one's better? No, I heard it. Everyone at the party was saying La Dru-Dru-Drew was better. I think Drew-Boo-Boo-Boo-Boo is better. I think Drew-Boo-Boo-Boo-B-B-B-B-B-ha. Why don't you la boob on my boo or whatever you're sick you're sick it's okay yeah you're not all there also um i have a gold iud in my in my bathroom and i had the most insane experience because i have it in this little ashtray where i like put these incense papers and to clean it i'll just grab the dyson and like suck up the ashes and i had it just an open tube and i went to go suck up the the ashes and it sucked up the IUD and I literally had to sit on the floor of the bathroom

for like 30 minutes extracting an IUD and it genuinely felt like I was a doctor and it just felt so weird like shoving random things into this tube and like that's like it's not a piece of jewelry right it's like no it's like an actual real one yeah no I was watching it work in real time it was actually incredibly impressive like it just like stuck to the wall no it literally did like it shot up it got caught at the cervix of the Dyson and then the legs expanded around the like tubes and it was there like I had to get a paintbrush and another paintbrush and like use two things to stab it out through a random crevice and that's what it's like getting it removed in real life well that's literally all I can imagine is this is probably

as painful as this is for this inanimate object if it was real is that's what I imagine IUDs like because I've never gotten one and they sound so fucking scary and painful back to the boo-boos, the only thing keeping this economy afloat is collectibles. Think about that. Yeah, I agree. Everybody wants their sweet little treat. Everybody wants their little box of joy. No matter how many funco pops I get, I feel like I'll never actually be happy. Dude, your funco pop wall, when I knocked it down, you were so pissed. Oh, yeah. That's the only, that's the one and only time I ever laid a hand on you. Hello? Yeah. Um, I want to do this, I got this idea for an activity for my birthday next year.

Oh, I know this is the fucking video of them crashing into each other. I want to do this shit so bad. This is Mario Kartin' real life. I want to do it so bad. No, but dude,

Like it gets intense like motherfuckers like break their back and shit. Y'all are going to see me in like the foam costume I wore when I was your chair. That's why I'm going to wear it to that because my biggest fear with any sort of activity like that is scraping my knuckles and breaking my fingers. Like for some reason I'm very convinced if I flew out of something like that. Your fingers would break my fingers. And it would scrape the fuck. Oh my God, we watched the new final destination and I've never seen one of those movies. I've never seen a final destination.

him no wonder y'all are so fucking weird you grew up watching that kind of shit where the fuck were your parents i love final destination and it took a lot of convincing to get in you to watch it with me but we finally watched the new one and i've been dying to watch it because like i love the final destination movies and they're like all dog shit like i was saying earlier but that's amazing that's the point like they're not trying to make a fucking masterpiece they're just trying to show you weird ways people die like it's cool and like they were they did not hold back Like at the fucking last scene Like I did not see that coming

I really didn't I know I know I didn't They got me because I thought I thought I guessed it right That that That common trope They think they do the thing That seems like it's going to happen

And then oh my God last minute I can't believe they got away They escaped death I can't believe they lived They escaped death But what's crazy is final destination Is really just the mind of somebody with OCD Like that's all

like the grandma in the new one who was tweaking, that's just me if I let all of my intrusive thoughts that I have get to my house. Girl, I did that shit last night. Did you think you were going to die last night? No, I got a text from someone looking for someone else, and that shit freaked me out. Crazy. Well, I think people who swerve to the side for a motorcycle shouldn't be allowed to have their license because why the fuck are you moving around? Also, people are just, wow, when I get really sad with myself because I don't feel like I have a grasp on reality and I look at things and I'm like, that's not real. There's no way.

Like, my hands could pick it up and it won't go through it. Like, I'm really existential all the time and I don't feel like I have a grasp of anything around me. but then I see some dumb bitch in a fucking SUV that's like so tiny you bitches should not be allowed on the street everyone thinks their car is big everyone thinks their car is fucking huge like on the highway today

I was I had to go back and forth across LA to drop something off this morning and all I could think about the whole drive is half these people like I just wish I could be a judge for so many things. Like I wish at the DMV when you went, it would be me sitting on like a lifeguard chair at the end of a track and I would just like watch you maneuver around and then I get to say if you get to have your license or not. Because a lot of people wouldn't have their license because I

oh, it just pisses me off. Today I saw a bunch of motorcycles weaving through traffic and the way everybody was like swerving their fucking corollas around thinking their big like their car was going to get scraped by a motorcycle was driving me fucking insane because that's how you start fucking car crashes you've done bitches and that's my tangent that's my that's my road rage tangent also it should be illegal to have cars that have the tiniest like designer brake lights I was behind a g-wagon and I literally if I didn't have to do my job here today I would have crashed in the back of it just to take them to court um to fight Mercedes for how tiny those brake lights are because it's literally like two little dots and then a little line.

And it was so confusing driving behind this guy. I just kept moving away from him. But he kept ending up in front of me and I felt like I was being chased all morning. But from the front. Does that make sense? I'm being chased from the front. I'm being chased from the front. I'm being scary, dude.

Anya's scary. She is scary. I just see more scary when Drew's like sick as a dog and has nothing to really say back. No, Enya is scary. We watch Mr. Beast videos and then she's scary. She blocked Mr. Beast on YouTube and reported like seven videos. Yeah. Oh, I did.

I did. I do use my phone like a crazy person. You're scared. I have plenty of people blocked. Like, people have always been so anti-blocking. Reporting seven Mr. Beast videos one after another. I mean, they are demonic. Like, it's very demonic.

I mean, we've, it's very sensual coded. Ever since they started adding like missiles and stuff. The subliminal messages with the, the subliminal military complex. He's really, it's predictive programming. He's making it, like, comfortable for us to see America, like, blow up with bombs. No, 100%. And he's been doing it for the past, like, two years. I just don't fuck with him.

Like, I just, also, I hate this whole, like, he's started to feel himself. Yeah, he started doing that, like, sexy beast. Post the AI, Mr. Beast, when people are making him, like, look good, he now thinks he looks good. Like, it seems like he was, like, off his sugar for, like, a month. So now he's very like... It's quito. It's quito. It's chirored.

No, ever since he gave me $100 in the mail, like I literally like fuck with him heavily. He recruited me. He got, y'all, I don't think I ever spoke about that. Mr. Beas gave me just a stack of $100. I'm not kidding. Like he gave me chocolate. He didn't give him a stack of $100 bills.

It was a stack of $1 bills. Oh, it added up to $100. He had added up to $100. But he gave me a new Mr. Bees chocolate flavor and then a video. saying he open up the bottom here's $100 and he just he was like I wanted you to feel like what it feels like to win money and I kept that $100 bill or that $100 and it's a stack in my room and it's a piece of decor now and one day when I don't have a single pre-roll or edible I'm going to go in there and I have been funding Inya's weed habit wait let's talk about that literally enya like orders weed and they only take cash and I'm the only human being on fucking plant at earth that still carries cash, apparently. And the last four times, three times, and you's bought weed, it's been on my fucking dollar.

And have I been paid back? No. But I don't expect to be because you cover my coffee in the morning and you get me my chite latte. Remember what men used to take pride in providing for a woman? What happened to that? Men used to be like, oh my God, no, please, I would love nothing more than to pay for your weed.

That used to be something to brag about. I was like, damn, you're buying a bad bitch weed. Me sitting in like a, a 20. 25 year old drug dealer's house with my two like 14 year old girl homies like sitting on the couch like waiting to get smoked out and we're like why is a 25 year old hanging out with a 14 year old right now except you're the 14 year old and I'm the 25 year old and you're buying my week exactly but yeah I'm gonna steal your mr beast your mr beast oh you're getting a phone call so can you fucking like decline it or something it's call horn um yeah the culture of dudes oh

Wait, let's read this note, yeah. The culture of dudes dressing up as Spider-Man. Put that bulge down. So I've discovered a whole niche sub-chorn, sub-genre of the internet, where it is just like 22-year-old white guys with blonde hair dressing up as Spider-Man. And there's like hundreds of them, and they spend like thousands of dollars on these Spider-Man costumes

to act like Spider-Man on Instagram. and then you go to the comments and it's all people just like fucking thirsting over Spider-Man and it's like this weird like soft core porn thing that people are like getting off to and the dudes like getting off to it but I found like 30 of them it's like a whole thing like and like there's like I think there's also girls who do it too

like there's a subgenre of girls in like cosplay communities that the only thing they cosplay is like Gwen or like spider girl Like there's like Especially like I'm not kidding because especially Is spider girl a thing There's spider girl and then Gwen I never seen I've never seen

I've never seen spider girl Wait I think Gwen is technically spider girl Maybe But isn't it spider woman? Spada goo Spider girl and spider man Spider boy Spider woman

Spider boy Oh wait spider girl is a thing May Day Parker Again oh second time in this episode where I've said something and been made to feel like I don't know any better. Oh, my God. I actually, thank you for calling that out because I'm sorry.

That actually was fucked up. But, yeah, all it is is just these dudes showing off their bulges. Yeah, for the girls, it's like coochie print and boobs and what. Baby, your coochie is not fat. It's bony. It's bony. It's bushy. Yeah, that is not a fat pussy.

That's a fucking garden. Yeah. It's a shrub. That's a shrub. Like, the thing is, a lot of people don't even have bushes or shrubs. They have, like, the weird in between. They have turf. Oh, my God, it is turf.

Yeah, but turf is, like, the post-shave. Like, three days post-save, it's a bit turfy. Yeah. I left at the gym we go to. There is an outdoor area where you can lay by the pool, and I want to go back because in the turf, I was playing with it, and I left a bit of it tied up in a little ponytail under the chair because I wanted to see if it's still there.

I wanted to see if anybody would see it and take out the ponytail or in my head it's proof that they're not cleaning. Which I wouldn't do anything about I'm just like it's like a test for my own like sake. I just want to know.

I want to know what's going to happen with that ponytail. Why you want to know all up in my pussy boy? Wait, what is that from? Why do you need to know all up in my pussy boy? When guys are sick

it's actually crazy what it does to you. Like what is this version of you? When you're sick, you're just like this, but I take care of you. Okay. I'm never sick enough that I have to be taken care of. That's like such a rare occasion. This is a rare occasion for me. You are sick, first of all, the way you're talking is going to make me hit you.

You sound like an NPR host. Yeah, because you're pissing me off. That's not you. Come back. It's the sick. Second of all, you are sick at least three times a month. And like the sickness can last. That is not real.

No, there's no way I actually can't even remember No, no, because it's not It's not about like this is He's actually sick But Drew is sick technically Like twice a week Like there is

Why are you making shit up? There is two times a week Where Drew's like Am I do I have a fever? I did that for the first time yesterday Okay the fever maybe not But like Drew will always be like Dude I feel so weird today

Like I feel like I'm like I don't know Like you're constantly Living behind my eyes bitch Sorry I have dissociative identity disorder or whatever the fuck sorry I'm depressed and scared of the world I will say I do think you've almost gotten diagnosed with cancer five times that's what I'm fucking saying like look at the way he's gaslighting me this fucking freak let's see your fucking zoc doc like appointments

bitch I'm also sick but it's because I got another booster shot this morning he's on his fifth booster shot yeah and my eyesight is very blurry you guys do not drive after you get your fifth booster shot is all I'm saying. This is the fifth this week. Did you get it before you got here? The guy gets loaded off the booster shot. Yeah, I am addicted to getting boosters. Are they still giving out boosters at CVS?

I bet they are. I remember when we went and you were like, I want to get the one that's going to make my blood clot. Oh, that's literally, I did do that. That's probably why I'm sick all the time. That really freaked me out. Yeah. I really did.

I was like, why does he want the one that makes this blood clot? And then you got it. And then you just be like, I got the one that makes you all like, up. Have we gotten any updates on what happened to anybody? Like, did anybody? Someone, it's like something with like the MRI, NRA or whatever the fuck. Something with the MRI machine. Yeah. No, it's, in 20 years my blood will clot and I'll sue the government. It's in 15 years now. And you're not going to get that check until like net eight years. Like that's going to be.

Yeah, I'll be 50. Because dude, what's so annoying is when people do class action lawsuits, like everybody, what is what is the vibe of that? I've never understood. Like, are you getting in a queue line? Like, it's everybody, are they going to get a bunch of lawyers to fight all these cases? I think it's one. It's one lawyer, like, backing a thousand people, like a class action lawsuit. And then everyone gets mailed money. And actually, have you seen the app that's called, like, class action, the class action app?

It's basically, like. You can join, like, oh, my, no. It's an app where it's, like, any class action lawsuit. And at any given point, there's, like, thousands going on. With Apple. You can just, like, join it. really quickly if you and you just like are oh bitch i'm about to get higher shit put a blazer on and sit in my bed and get to work like every once and while i'll see like on instagram like a guy

being like yeah like apples being sued for like 300 million dollars join this class action lawsuit it's like settlement and there's just like a list and you just check it up come up lawsuits yeah it's hinged for grifters i want this one because i i mean half the shit i've used i always get a TikTok that it's like this thing actually causes like extreme pain and like kidney stones and this and that and it's like don't put this on your eyes and it's something I put on my eyes already for like two years oh but following through seems like so much work well that's where the app comes in it makes it easy yeah hi is actually being paid by them to say that he's being paid by that whatever brand was for the the vibrators oh the yeah the vibrators dude okay

So I went How exactly did you leave this party Without seeming like an absolute Fucking freak show That you have five I think I actually have a video Because I was with Dom And she was just filming me

Play with all the sex toys What time were you all there? I think from like 11 to 1 Oh work And yeah We both took We asked we're like Is it okay if we can take like

30 of these And like yeah that's why they're here We want to disseminate these as much as we possibly They want to inseminate them? They want No, it's different word Different word

But they Yeah so we took like We took like I took like 15 So I was like This is funny To have a pile of vibrators At my house

But now I'm like I actually don't know what to do with these Yeah it's not that funny Give them out to all the women in your life It is funny Give them to the women in your life Kai Yeah I'm gonna I think

Your mom your sister This one has like a suction thing Which is cool Wait was it when we were younger and somebody played with somebody's pocket pussy on tour and that person's a dad now no um it was my pocket pussy and they grabbed it and i had used it i used it and they didn't know and they grabbed it and took it out of the sleep and blew it up like a balloon oh no That was a fucking freak.

That's a father now. That's a dad. And he wasn't like 10 or something when he did that, by the way. No, we were, we were, I was 16. Dude, even if I assumed you hadn't used it, doing that and not even begging the question. Ew, oh my God, ew, dude. Did you wash it after, though? I did, actually.

Okay, yeah. So it's kind of like, but I'm sure it didn't get like diva cup treatment. It didn't get boiled. It didn't not get boiled. It did not get the dishwasher treatment It got It got cleaned with hot water In the sink

I cannot believe that person is a dad now You should like just wait until that kid's like 18 and then share that information Yeah Or we'll send this clip Yeah Send this clip Oh my God yeah

And he was like flinging it around And like throwing it at the wall and shit And blowing it up like a balloon Why did you let him play with it so long? I guess what do you say? What was I going to be like, oh yeah, I used it. Hey, I came in that earlier stop. Yeah, like I was a child.

Like, I didn't, I didn't, and I was not close to these people. They were just in my room. Also, it is so crazy because it's like admitting that you masturbated. Like, it's like, especially at that age. Technical difficulties. Do you want some of this? No. What is that a weed drink?

Mm-hmm. Damn. What is it? It has a hundred milligrams of THC. I'm not going to drink the whole thing. is that how is that a heroic dose that's a heroic dose we have neighbor beef oh my god did we talk about the dog shitter did we talk about the shit dog no we haven't talked about the dog shitter oh my god should we talk about that or what were you going to say well i was going to say because it's just i've never

lived in a neighborhood where they're having flex wars with strangers it's so crazy what we got yesterday somebody is getting construction done on their house and mind you not bothering me never never heard it once never seen a car and Until today, today I'm hearing it. And I wonder if this was like a precursor because she knew they were going to bring that fuck-ass jackhammer out. And she was like, oh, you just wait. We're reaching the finish line. Yeah, because she was...

I thought she was saying she had cancer and she was going to die. No, that's what I thought. I thought she was like an old woman who was like dying. Yeah, she was like, we're reaching the finish line over here, like, for the past 18 months. And I thought she was battling cancer for 18 months. And she was about to die, but... Yeah, I thought she was like leaving the neighborhood or, like, moving away. Like, I thought some dramatic shit was happening.

no, it's because she's flexing all over us. She's a flexologist. She's getting her house done. She did invite us over for dinner though, which I'm like, we should go. She gave us her number. Should we post it? We should prank call her. We should prank call her. No, no, no. I want to Google her though because, oh, but it was like, okay, I

have to define, this is the most like I have never engaged with adults like this who were this board with this much money because to be doing this cracks me up and I want to take it as a nice gesture but because of what I come from I'm like what is this you think you're that girl no we got it we got it we're like we're keeping up with the Joneses you know that saying

it's like oh your neighbor next door like got a new car so like and they park it in the front yard every single day and it's shiny and sick and everybody compliments your neighbor so then it's like well I want to feel that like my if my neighbor can do that I can probably do that so I'm going to do that. And it's just like this back and forth where you get a nicer thing and then they get a nice. It's keeping up in the Joneses. Well, okay, I am kind of doing it. But my, I have to explain.

So basically we got this expensive box of fucking cookies that's like from this really nice bakery. Like a $120 box of cookies. Yeah, it's like the nicest box of cookies you get in lay. And I would argue that they're not good cookies. But like I genuinely am grateful for the jester. But what cracked me up last night. Yeah, you and the kids were like. I went ham on those cookies.

And this morning, no shade. I ate a cookie for breakfast One time I got into a big argument With my ex because he said that like A sweet pastry or something With coffee isn't a breakfast Like that's not considered breakfast Okay

Where's the joy? Yeah, loser fucking bitch Have fun, live a little Loser fucking bitch Don't eat your Garbonzo beans Not such a loser anymore That was like the old loser behavior Your Garbonzo beans and egg whites

Garbonzo beans and black beans. Egg whites, I swear to God, are the most disgusting thing. Was he an Edwight connoisseur? No, I'm just saying egg whites because they're fucking disgusting and ridiculous.

Yeah, I really can't fuck with somebody. You look at him, look at him. He has a carton. You have a carton of egg whites in your fridge. No, I eat whole eggs, with the yolk and everything. Okay, good.

Okay, I can't stand a bitch who's literally away to you. But I do agree with him that a pastry and coffee just simply is not a complete breakfast. What do I eat? But what if you're somebody who doesn't even fuck with breakfast like?

that. I don't eat breakfast. All I'm saying is that a real breakfast is steak, eggs, avocado on a cutting board. And kiwi, kiwi, with the yolk spread over the steak. Rare. I've spread my ass cheeks and a bunch of sunlight hit my prostate. I've really wanted to do that recently. Wait, wait, wait, wait, what? Sun your butthole in the backyard. You know about this? If you put your butthole where the sun doesn't shine. This is like the whole like Joe Rogan universe of guys that are like, I eat steak only. Guys, the camera died because it's really hot in this room. It's too hot in here.

I was talking about the Joe Rogan guys who are like, they're on the carnivore diet, and then they like walk barefoot and then show their asshole to the sun in the morning. I need that and then like to put a thick shawl over my shoulders and go back and have a steaming hot cup of mushroom tea instead of coffee with the whole cutting board situation. Mud water. Mud water. Mud water. Do, like, people who are living that lifestyle, do they drink coffee? I think they do, but yeah, they are also drinking.

Yeah, they're also drinking other, like, mushroom teas and stuff. Like, the wellness, like, millennial wellness community. Yeah. Yeah, I think so. Yeah, I think I, like, teetered in and out of that, like, the whole holistic shit. Like, I'm so back and forth with supplements, like, sometimes. Actually, no, recently, I've been so bad at it, especially once I got a part of big pharma, the holistic shit lost me. I was like, all right.

I think, like, millennial men are very susceptible to it. And I actually think it's like, it's like anorexia for like 30 plus year old men because I think it's a form of like control. Yeah, I'm like, oh, I'm getting older. I want to like not age. So I'm going to do all of these things that are insane. Yeah, exactly. I'm going to drink lions main. Also, I think a lot more, a lot of girls.

girls get ozempic accusations, but I think a lot of guys are on ozambic. I think a lot of guys are on ozambic. And it's going under the surf, like, it's getting brushed under the rug because everybody is so caught up on, like, commenting on women. Start digging through the Instagram. I love commenting on women. Of your fave guys. I know. Commenting on women's bodies is like, because they're on OZempe, too. You're like, being in my bed on my phone is like, when I'm happy, that's me, but I'm in the comment section. And I'm just, just come to on every post a woman's ever posted every time she posts I'm like you look different here something's different about you you used to look so good yeah your body is different in this I don't

like that you used to look so good you used to look so what did you do to yourself oh my god it's happening to you too meanwhile what they did was like age a year yeah and they're like why do you look so different meanwhile they just worked out yeah that's another thing I see too is a lot of ozempic accusations and it'll be like a photo of a female celebrity and they're just their face is slightly more defined because the original is when they were 16 and now they're like 25. Like that was happening to Millie Bobby Brown.

Millie Bobby Brown was like a baby and then turned into an adult in front of everyone and everyone was just like, you're just like aging rapidly. Like da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. And it's like, no, she is a normal. Also, it's so used to seeing like all these actors and shit start out as kids

and they continue to play younger roles. whole life so then when you see them off screen and acting like an adult it's like you look like shit like people literally act like Jenna Ortega is supposed to look like a 12 year old at a gothic school every day with those ponytails with those damn ass braids she is not 12 bro like she is not that stop infantilizing her I will never get over my favorite like um thing recently we talked about it when it happened was when she was seen smoking cigarettes and the internet went cuckoo bananas for Jenna Ortega smoking cigarettes. Didn't that happen to Justin too? It happens to everyone. It's amazing. I literally love it. It's so interesting. Like, wow. But I guess maybe that won't be, I think she might

be the last celebrity to get that reaction because now most kids, I think, are used to their friends vaping and shit. So it's like, yeah. But maybe cigarettes will always hold like, they're just so much more showy than vapes like vapes make a big cloud but like a cigarette is such a scene like oh okay here this bitch goes she's getting up in the middle of everything because she has to go smoke it's such a like ooh a statement so i think everyone should go to smoking cigarettes leave vapes behind yeah that's true yeah that's where i stand period period wait is your chest fine or did you end up getting a sunburn i'm burned huh i think i'm burned i didn't look at myself today fine i can't tell okay wearing my shirt like this is this kind of sexy wow that actually does change

your vibe so drastic yeah i'll put it back i'll put it back sorry it like you needed sunglasses so that makes sense like you would be in you would be somewhere like that with sunglasses the yellow tint yeah the yellow tint sunglasses the yellow tint dude yellow tint sunglasses what they've done dude to me the yellow tint is the equivalent of the Lady Gaga like shades or like the cigarettes or the like no what's the one that had the lines through it

Oh shutter shades shades shades Yeah shutter shades shades to me The equivalent to that of our generation Clout goggles Is uh clout goggles Playboy Cardi clout goggles Ski goggles No you're gonna gag when you see it

You're gonna pick Oh the Are those the Kurt Cobain ones Yep Yeah Yeah see I I'm from the generation that recognizes them

as the Kurt Cobain glasses those not that fucking Amazon picture yeah I wanted a pair so bad we had a fake pair that we shared when we first started coming to L.A.

We and Drew would share drip if you look back all of our drip was shared it was like I had like we both had the only thing that we had our own of and both had were those babe shirts you had like red I had blue

Yeah. We did the gender. We've always been obsessed with gender. I love gender. I love gender. I love conforming to gender roles. I literally love it so much. No, it's so good. It's so comfy in that bowl. Like pink is for girls. Blue is for boys. Let's keep it that way. And purple is for whoever falls in the middle. Mm-hmm. And painting your nails is for girls. I can't stand a straight guy with nail polish. I'm not kidding. I can't stand a straight guy that wears a skirt and paints his goddamn nails. I actually, I didn't. Like, I'm sorry. Sorry, like, we've had this conversation. It's problematic, probably, but, like, I don't give a fuck. Like, it's performing. It's not real.

It's not real. There was a video of a guy reading a book waiting for Clero to come on, and I'm like, bitch, you are starving. You want play so fucking bad. Like, you were hungry. Reading a book before a Clero set is crazy. That has to be for the moment, though. That has to be, like, they wanted, like, pictures.

There's no way they're actually. He was being dead serious. He was sitting on their ground reading a book. book yes but waiting for clara to go on clara in one year maria's another a book in my hand a book in my hand that's how i get play the most stepped on mud dirt you've ever seen my ass on the floor was he straight do we have confirmation of that you can tell i want to see it i want to see it i want to see it i actually want to see it i need to see this i'm going to take me forever to find it can somebody do an oil painting of that yeah that is that is modern renaissance

Yeah, if anybody has the time, can you make, like, an oil painting that's kind of, like, a renaissance, like, very angelic montage of all the men who have been caught on camera the past five months pussy baiting with books out on the street. Like, you're literally bitch, like, you're literally bitch posing. Like, it's just so crazy. But, like, no, actually, I genuinely don't think, I don't even think he was doing it for attention. I think he probably is just an intellectual when everybody's like like just really he just wants to You're falling for it in yeah

He just wants to like what does he look like? How is it working? Is he stupid? Is he falling for it right now? Because I'm like wait She talked herself back No I'm doing the thing that I always do Where I read a book for the first time

In a few months and then everybody needs to know That I'm reading a book But I'm reading like Like some people are going to roll their eyes When they hear what I'm reading But I'm reading the Velvet Rage And it's like oh you should have already read that but like that book is scary i thought i had like a normal childhood i really i thought i

like i went through childhood normal being gay obviously but like i thought it was like chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill then i started reading this book and i got 35 pages in and called a new therapist immediately because i was like this is crazy i want to read it what is it about it's just like the gay experience like there's like three stages of it it's like the beginning stage is like how you were raised and kind of ostracized from society and then forced to like um like i don't know the word i'm looking for but assimilate like basically yeah and then the second part is like you dealing with the repercussions of like not getting the love that you needed as a child and the acceptance from your peers and family and like how you act out and that's like the second part

that a lot of gay men are in right now where it's like you go out a bunch you're looking for the next high like you're doing fucking whatever drug to dissociate yourself like just to run away from it and then the third section is like about radical acceptance and radical honesty with yourself and then that's when you move into a small cottage style home on the west side of the US you get lenses that don't need prescription and they're a fun green color they're thick you have a your favorite sweater. Let's tap into some media. What? We're going to do media. Look at all the foggy haze from the vape in front of the camera. This shit's crazy. We're blowing down in here, bro. Okay. We should hotbox this room for an episode.

Is the Final Destination, uh, Bloodline movie. That shit was fun as fuck. Yeah. It was cute as fuck. Go watch that. It's on HBO. Bitch, I hate subscription services. They're fucking evil. They just made cable all over again. I know. Also the new, there's this new fuck ass. Google update that now it makes it so hard to figure out if something is streaming or you have to rent it.

It feels like every solution is always like you have to rent it and then after watching a movie I'm like oh, okay, this was on literally eight platforms but Google just wants me to spend money, but you're not even winning. You're not even winning from that. Actually, you maybe are. Maybe if you click that, they get a penny.

Click the link. Pending for your thoughts. Penny for your thoughts. um music i don't got any new music any new music any new music mu music mu mu mu okay guys anyone at me mu by this idea you start a record label

me music mu music oh I'm not part of me music yeah my media literally is just loving yourself appreciate yourself love your body you only got one breach My media is ADHD by

Kendrick Lamar And I wish I was kidding But like that song's been stuck in my head 90s baby by JT And that JT album Yeah I've been listening to that Because I just got around To listening to Cindy Cinderella

And Swang is really good Brick Talk Like in yeah I'm not joking Had full body chills Yeah I literally had goosebumps. Like, I looked at her arm and her arm was like goosebumps out. I for real

have that polyamorous music thing people talk about. Like, I actually suffer. It's a, it's suffering because it's like, wow, if somebody plays a song that's so good around me, I'll get goosebumps and then my nipples get hard and it seems like, oh my God, this is going to work with her, but like, oh, it's got nothing to do with you. If I'm talking to you romantically, no, I'm not. I'm trying to expand my playlist. If you get turned on. Your nipples? Yeah. Like, yeah. because that's like the whole thing of like why hard nipples are like

whoa like yeah also when you get colds I feel like nipples are like in general pretty reactive but also you can be horny and have soft nipples it's literally it's low key just mad random like they do what they want but you can't activate them every girl can activate them

random boners no absolutely not one is like oh that's a fun touch and even soft nipples it's like oh that's a fun touch but a boner and or a hard that's a threat that's literally like whoa like like who said what to get it there a night to remember by shalamar lover for life Whitney Houston and you're still my man

Whitney Houston the end that's my media thank you guys for watching we'll see you next week This is an Ihaught podcast.